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“Ah! The world is so much more interesting when you can see it!”
This page lists Wagstaff's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.
Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wagstaff's quotes for items found in Hamlet. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.
Tools
Shears- "Cutting implements constructed from raw metal."
Lights
Cork Candle Hat- "Presumably the cork will act as an insulator so my head doesn't burn."
Cowl- "Incredible. It's just like my goggles!"
Survival
Bug B'Gone- "An excellent merger of tubers and predatory plant stalk."
Bird Whistle- "A bird whistle that appears to call an exceedingly large bird."
Food
Sprinkler- "A dynamic mechanical atomizer of H2O!"
Science
Smelter- "Magnificent! Perhaps I can build a factory here as well."
Oscillating Fan- "Magnificent! What a marvel of engineering!"
Fight
Halberd- "A marvelously versatile instrument capable of causing incredible harm!"
Cork Bat- "The detriment of its light weight are counteracted by its relative ease to construct."
Weevole Mantle- "Exoskeleton armor to protect my endoskeleton."
Mant Mask- "Evidently it masks my human scent as well."
Mant Suit- "What a wonderful way to infiltrate a suspicious society."
Fancy Helmet- "Incredibly durable. Though incredibly dense as well."
Tin Suit- "The riveting in this suit is quite sophisticated."
Blunderbuss- "A magnificent killing instrument. Such a sleek design."
Structures
Cork Barrel- "A small container constructed of a lightweight material."
Refine
Claw Palm Sapling- "Evidence would suggest it wouldn't survive in the wild."
Magic
Hogus Porkusator (normal and burnt)- "A source of arcane knowledge in the form of an amusing air borne pig."
Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "I must learn how to harness the dark fuel into a teleportation device!"- Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Another innovation that runs on dark fuel!"
Living Artifact- "An ancient war machine! I must appraise its funtionality! [sic]"
Dress
Gas Mask- "It appears that those ocular plumes are great at air filtration."
Pith Hat- "Armored head protection amazingly suited to jungle exploration."
Thunderhat- "A lightning rod mere inches from my brain. What an intriguing experiment!"
Nautical
Cork Bowl Canoe- "Theoretically, it works. Though I won't predict for how long."
Treasure Hunting
Disarming Tools- "An aid in negotiating those violent booby traps."
Ball Pein Hammer- "A diminutive tool, ideal for negotiating the removal of gems."
Gold Pan- "I do hope the holes were meant to be there."
Magnifying Glass- "Excellent! A burning glass!"
City Planning
Lamp Post (off)- "Presumably they've turned it off to conserve the bulb."- Lamp Post (on)- "How wonderful! Does it run on direct current or alternating current?"
Town House- "The humble home of a domesticated pig."- Town House (burning)- "In theory that home is done for."
The Sterling Trough Deli- "The finest eating establishment in the environs."- The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "Presumably, I will be without sandwiches until they rebuild."
Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "A kaleidoscope of goods within. Though sadly not a kaleidoscope."- Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Presumably, someone has the means to extinguish that flame."
Curly Tails Mud Spa- "It's well stocked with medical supplies."- Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "Alarming! And yet I don't hear an alarm."
Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "Contains a smorgasbord of fine foods for sale."- Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "Did it spontaneously catch fire?"
Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "Materials for the cultivation of plants can be purchased within."- Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "It cannot burn forever. In theory."
'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "A store that contains multitudes."- 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "I do enjoy a good combustive event now and then."
The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "This looks like a shop I could spend some time in!"- The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "I would not rule out spontaneous combustion."
The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Ah wonderful! A shop dealing in brutal means of destruction."- The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "Presumably someone will come along to put that out."
The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "A store selling caps for my cranium."- The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "Evidence would suggest it's been set on fire."
Swinesbury Academy- "Excellent! The halls of history. Let's see what I can learn."- Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "Quite the high-temperature exothermic redox chemical reaction!"
Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "A place of rudimentary coinage alchemy."- Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "The flames are so intriguing!"
The Tinkerer's Tower- "I'm always in the market for engineering blueprints."- The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "Presumably, all the blueprints are now burnt too."
Swinesbury City Hall- "A venerable hall of presumptions and bureaucracy."- Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "Theoretically, all the paperwork is burnt too."
My City Hall- "As lucrative as my new job is, I prefer to occupy my days as an inventor."- My City Hall (burning)- "Evidence would suggest there are vandals in the town."
Security Contract- "I can now acquire the services of a bodyguard."
Slanty Shanty- "My work awaits!"- Slanty Shanty (locked)- "It looks like an adequate facility to build some inventions."
Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "A setback! But I will rebuild!"
Watch Tower- "Ah. A stone fortification from which to defend."- Watch Tower (burning)- "Those stones burn as well as wood does. Curious..."
Renovate
House Expansion Permit- "Ah yes! Now I can expand my workshop!"
Demolition Permit- "A document allowing me to destroy a building so I can inevitably rebuild."
Flooring
Wood Flooring- "Beguiling."
Marble Flooring- "Captivating."
Checkered Flooring- "Provocative."
Slate Flooring- "Compelling."
Sheet Metal Flooring- "Riveting."
Garden Stone Flooring- "Bucolic."
Geometric Tiles Flooring- "Geometric."
Shag Carpet- "Ductile."
Transitional Flooring- "Fragmentary."
Wood Panel Flooring- "Timbered."
Herringbone Flooring- "Patterned."
Hexagon Flooring- "Geometrical."
Curvy Hoof Flooring- "Porcine."
Octagon Flooring- "Octagonal."
Shelves
Carved Bookshelf- "Sensible."
Basic Bookshelf and Cinderblock Bookshelf- "Functional."
Marble Shelf- "Ornamental."
Glass Shelf- "Fragile."
Ladder Shelf- "Practical."
Hutch Shelf- "Elaborate."
Industrial Shelf- "Efficient."
Adjustable Shelf- "Adaptable."
Windowed Cabinet- "Concave."
Wall Mounted Shelf and Pallet Shelf- "Constructive."
A-Frame Shelf- "Peaked."
Crates Shelf- "Innovative."
Fridge- "Deceptive."
Floating Shelf- "Angled."
Pipe Shelf- "Practical."
Hat Tree- "Amusing."
Plantholders
Basic Plantholder- "Burgeoning."
WIP Plantholder- "Viable."
Fancy Plantholder- "Flourishing."
Bonsai Plantholder- "Cultivated."
Dishgarden Plantholder- "Semi-spherical."
Philodendron Plantholder- "Germinating."
Orchid Plantholder- "Flourishing."
Draceana Plantholder- "Thriving."
Xerographica Plantholder- "Swinging."
Birdcage Plantholder- "Swaying."
Palm Plantholder- "Crescive."
ZZ Plantholder- "Budding."
Fernstand Plantholder- "Shaggy."
Fern Plantholder- "Suspended."
Terrarium Plantholder- "Insulated."
Plantpet Plantholder- "Enjoyable."
Traps Plantholder- "Predatory."
Pitcher Plantholder- "Receptic."
Marble Plantholder- "Flourishing."
"Character" Tree- "Melancholic."
Festive Tree- "Festive."
Columns
Planed Wood Column- "Sturdy."
Millinery Column- "Luxurious."
Round Column- "Cylindrical."
Lit Marble Column- "Refined."
Wall Papers
Wood Paneling- "Constructive."
Checkered Wall Paper- "Checkered."
Floral Wall Paper- "Verdant."
Sunflower Wall Paper- "Botanic."
Harlequin Wall Paper- "Rhomboid."
Peagawk Wall Paper- "Plumed."
Orange Wall Paper- "Standard."
Purple Wall Paper- "Humdrum."
Rope Wall Panneling- "Knotty."
Circle Wall Tiling- "Patterned."
Marble Wall Tiling- "Metamorphic."
Fine Wall Tiling- "Official."
Full Wall Moulding- "Beveled."
Upholstered Wall- "Cushioned."
Ceiling Lights
Wired Bulb- "Revolutionary!"
Metal Shade Lamp- "Riveting."
Chandelier- "Incendiary."
Rope Light- "Inspired!"
Dual Rope Light- "Entwined."
Blown Glass Bulb- "Glamorous."
Cherry Lamp Shade- "Ravishing."
Hanging Blooming Lamp- "Delectable."
Hanging Floral Lamp- "Enticing."
Tophat Light- "Charming."
Derby Light- "Attractive."
Wall Decorations
Photo- "Photographic."
Full Length Mirror- "Reflective."
Embroidery Hoop- "Elaborate."
Mosaic- "Variegated."
Wreath- "Circular."
Axe- "Honed."
Hunt- "Tapered."
Periodic Table- "Riveting!"
Gears Art- "Enchanting!"
Cape- "Blustering."
No Smoking- "Cautioning."
Black Cat- "Advertising."
Tasteful Fish Mounting- "Piscean."
Beefalo Mounting- "Bovine."
Chairs
Classic Chair- "Enchanting."
Corner Chair- "Perpendicular."
Bench- "Pronged."
Horned Chair- "Thorny."
Footrest- "Podial."
Lounge Chair- "Serene."- Massager Chair- "Intriguing."
Stuffed Chair- "Polyhedral."
Rocking Chair- "Metronomic."
Ottoman Chair- "Reposing."
Fancy Chaise- "Lavish."
House Upgrades
Cottage Kit- "The elements to construct a cabin facade for my home."
Tudor Home Kit- "Components to make the outside of my home more visually pleasing."
Gothic Home Kit- "Evidently, I will have to build this myself."
Brick Home Kit- "Peraphernalia to do some exterior home improvements."
Turreted Home Kit- "Material for constructing a fine home exterior."
Villa Kit- "Theoretically, this will improve the appearance of my home."
Manor Kit- "Evidence would suggest I can improve my living arrangements."
Doors
Hardwood Door- "I've broadened my horizons. And my home."
Stone Archway- "The doorway to expanding my horizons."
Forest Door- "Intriguing. The internal expansion is not visible from the outside."
Wrought Iron Door- "An elaborate entryway to another room."
Curtained Door- "Beguiling."
Industrial Door- "Riveting. It's like I never left the factory."
Round Doorway- "Cordial."
Gothic Door- "Welcoming."
Windows
Peaked Curtain Window- "Decorative."
Round Burlap Window- "Patchwork."
Peaked Window- "Pointed."
Square Window- "Quadratic."
Tall Window- "Arched."
Large Square Curtain Window- "Ornamental."
Tall Curtain Window- "Embellished."
Greenhouse Wall- "Fenestrated."
Rugs
Eye Rug- "Hypnotic."
Square Throw Rug- "Quadratic."
Oval Rug- "Efflorescent."
Large Rug- "Botanic."
Fur Throw Rug- "Peltish."
Hedgehog Rug- "Charming."
Porcupus Rug- "Macabre."
Hoofprint Rug- "Delightful."
Octagon Rug- "Patterned."
Swirl Rug- "Vortical."
Catcoon Rug- "Morbid."
Rubbermat Rug- "Bouncy."
Web Rug- "Viscous."
Metal Rug- "Riveting."
Wormhole Rug- "Intriguing."
Braid Rug- "Textile."
Beard Rug- "Hirsute."
Nailbed Rug- "Precarious."
Crime Rug- "Intriguing..."
Soccer Rug- "Geometric."
Lamps
Fringe Lamp- "Enlightening."
Stainglass Lamp- "Refractory."
Downbridge Lamp- "Arched."
Dual Embroidered Lamp- "Sophisticated."
Ceramic Lamp- "Florid."
Glass Lamp- "Transparent."
Dual Fringes Lamp- "Binary."
Candelabra Lamp- "Waxy."
Elizabethan Lamp- "Lustrous."
Gothic Lamp- "Urban."
Orb Lamp- "Spheroid."
Bellshade Lamp- "Bowed."
Crystals Lamp- "Diffractive."
Upturn Lamp- "Illuminating."
Dual Upturn Lamp- "Dichotomic."
Spool Lamp and Right Angle Lamp- "Luminescent."
Edison Lamp- "Revolutionary!"
Adjustable Lamp- "Accommodating."
Fancy Lamp- "Elaborate."
Tables
Round Table- "Circular."
Hard Wood Desk- "Rectangular."
DIY Table- "Uncomplicated."
College Table- "Rudimentary."
Crate Table- "Practical."
Chess Table- "Thought provoking."
Tinkering
Spectoggles- "Refracted lenses polished to a specific curvature so I can see better."
Infroggles- "I do hope to catch a glimpse of the night creature with these."
Visor- "I designed it so I can study sound reverberations while I'm engaged in combat."
Fryfocals- "Tiny spheres of static energy make a marvelous flaming projectile."
Telebrella- "A short range, aerial teleportation antenna in convenient-to-carry umbrella form."
Telipad- "The receiver pad for my short range teleportation device."
Thumper- "Delivers a pragmatic shock wave of ground reverberations."
Nature - Plants
Claw Palm Tree (normal, burning, burnt, and stump)- "An invaluable source of a hydrophobic substance."
Cork- "A lightweight, hydrophobic material."- Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "Evidence would suggest it wouldn't survive in the wild."
Rainforest Tree- "Odd coloration for a tree of this sort."- Rainforest Tree (burning)- "Emitting exothermic energy!"
Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "I presume it was once something other than ash."
Rainforest Tree (stump)- "Presumably, it's not growing back."
Sick Rainforest Tree- "The chemicals from the toxic gas has affected its molecular structure of this tree."
Cocooned Tree- "A tree asphyxiated by webbing. Truly amazing!"
Jungle Burr- "The embryonic stage of a tree that is determined to undergo seed dispersal."- Rainforest Tree Sapling- "Appears to be the result of a planted jungle burr."
Tea Tree- "Theoretically, its smell attracts those small rodents. Intriguing..."- Tea Tree (burning)- "
Tea Tree (burnt)- "
Tea Tree (stump)- "
Seed Pod- "My stomach condition prevents me from partaking in its health benefits."
Tea Tree Sapling- "Displays the same rapid growth rate of the other trees here."
Tuber Tree- "Its resilient husk will require something stronger than an axe."
Tall Grass- "The obstinacy of this grass requires something sharper than my hands."- Tall Grass (cut)- "Previously experience suggests this will grow back."
- Tall Grass (burning)- "Evidently, grass here has the same flammability qualities as at home."
Exotic Flower- "Curious. Picking these has a positive effect on my psyche."
Aloe (planted)- "Fascinating! I've never seen one of those thriving in the wild before."
Asparagus (planted)- "A cluster of edible spring vegetables!"
Radish (planted)- "The unmistakable leaves of an edible root vegetable."
Nettle Vine- "I detect a faint scent of eucalyptus. Interesting..."- Nettle Vine (picked)- "It will grow back in time."
Nettle Vine (withered)- "Evidently its current conditions are not ideal for it to grow."- Nettle Vine (moist)- "Ah, it is cultivating quite nicely.",
Nettle Plant (held)- "A large leaf nettle plant native to these parts. Also it smells funny."
Bramble- "Fantastically vicious plant life!"
Bramble Bloom- "Evidence would suggest it's capacity to bloom is dependent on the season."
Hanging Vine- "Kleptomaniac vegetation. How wonderful!"
Great Leafy Stalk- "The circumference of this tree's trunk is unusually large."
Lotus Plant- "Ah. A water based plant with attractive flowers. I should pick it."
Lily Pad- "Fascinating! It contains a small ecosystem of animals."
Reeds (Water)- "Good for paper, if it is anything like its earthly counterparts."
Lawn Decoration- "Urban ornamentation. Theoretically, it increases mental wellness."- Lawn Decoration (burning)- "A delightful demonstration of combustion!"
- Lawn Decoration (burnt)- "Presumably it was once not burnt."
Hedge- "Theoretically, they serve the same purpose as hedges at home."
Hedge (untrimmed)- "Evidence that the residents are in need of city landscapers."- Hedge (burning)- "Ah! Nothing more invigorating than watching an object combust!"
- Hedge (burnt)- "Soon to be airborne particulate."
Intricate Topiary- "Presumably this is a sophisticated monument to local folklore."
Magic Flower- "Insurance in case a dangerous experiment goes awry."
Weathered Branch- "
Weathered Shrub- "
Weathered Stick- "
Weathered Tree- "
Weathered Trunk- "
Nature - Objects
Stone Slab- "A collection of sedimentary rocks."
Dung Pile- "Some creature has produced an excessive amount of excrement!"
Dung Ball- "Excellent! The act of rolling has picked up a motley of paraphernalia."
Thundernest- "Those birds appear to be incubating deposits of iron!"
Iron Hulk (head)- "Who built this beautiful cranium? I have many questions!"
Iron Hulk (hand)- "The metacarpus of an automaton. I must find the rest!"
Iron Hulk (ribs)- "The carapace of a beautiful automaton!"
Iron Hulk (foot)- "A leg! A beautiful mechanical leg!"- Large Iron Hulk (partially assembled)- "Fascinating! What will transpire once it is all assembled?"
Iron Ore- "Marvelous! Iron is invaluable for manufacturing the tools I need!"
Sparkling Pool- "Evidence would suggest there's gold down there!"
Gold Dust- "Evidently, it's the preferred sustenance of those long nosed quadrupeds."
Gnat Mound- "The nest of those exceptionally annoying bugs."
Farm House- "An excellent example of agricultural architecture."- Farm House (burning)- "Excellent! I love to watch things combust."
- Quarry Lodgings- "I wonder if they are up to any digging in there?"
- Quarry Lodgings (burning)- "An excellent blaze! Full of thermodynamic energy!"
Secret Bandit Camp- "Evidently, I've struck it rich!"
Cave Cleft- "Based on its depth and malodorous smell, I deduce this hole houses bats."- Ruinous Entrance- "A reasonable deduction would be to assume there are artifacts within."
Mant Hill- "Similar to the many hexapod invertebrate nests I've observed. But bigger."
Crumbling Brazier- "A remarkable device which will ignite on contact with a source of fuel."
Ancient Wall- "Oh, if only I could read those ruins! So much knowledge to learn!"
Fountain of Youth- "Evidence would suggest it has restorative properties."
Ominous Carving- "Intriguing. This requires further investigation."- Teetering Pillar- "A pillar of nominal size and shape."
Petrified Egg (1)- "Evidently, it's an egg shell."
Petrified Egg (2)- "The shell of an egg. I would like to know what it's made of."
Petrified Egg (3)- "The protective shell of an ovum. This requires further investigation."
Petrified Egg (4)- "Evidence would suggest that shell has been petrified."
Rusty Lamp- "A lamp of some sort. Presumably it no longer functions."
Weathered House- "I wonder if anyone dwells within that domestic structure."
Nature - Caves
Spooky Hole- "Evidence suggests it keeps the ceiling up."
Stone Plug- "An egress to the outside world."- Unimportant Rock Pillar- "A remarkable example of a geological formation."
Nature - Ruinous Caves
A Smashing Pot- "An invaluable amphora pot. I'll have to smash it to get its contents."- Decorative Holes?- "A trap of some sort. I'm exceedingly curious to see it triggered."
Nasty Spear Trap- "Haha! An ambush of hidden spears! How murderously clever!"
Busted Spear Trap- "Remnants of hidden lethal spears."- Tempting Idol- "Theoretically, it can be detached from its base."
- Erroded Totem- "Evidently, I'll need something to sever it from the base."
Pressure Plate- "A covert toggle which activates when pressure is applied to it."
Striking Carving- "Evidence would suggest it's a trap."
Striking Statue- "I can reasonably deduce it will attempt to assassinate me."- Unimportant Pillar- "A robust pillar of competent construction."
- Vines- "The scandent stems have taken over."
Wall Brazier- "Remarkable! It only requires a source of fuel to ignite."
Wishing Well- "The probabilities of this fountain working are dependant on the value of my sacrifice."
End's Well- "Fantastic! An unending deposit of dark fuel!"
Aporkalypse Calendar- "Wonderful! I wonder if I could make the world end sooner."
Nature - Mant Hill
Antcomb Home- "A pentagonal nursery for hexapod invertebrates."
Honey Chest- "Theoretically, it automatically performs the enzymatic activity required to make honey."
Lamp- "Outstanding! They appear to be using honey as a fuel!"
Mant Warrior Egg- "Fascinating! They appear to hatch with a predisposition to violence."
Stalacmite Throne- "Theoretically, the queen would be sitting on a reserve of valuables."
Nature - Palace
Palace- "Evidence would suggest this is the domicile of some kind of royalty."
Royal Gallery Exhibit- "A glass case displaying invaluable objects behind a hefty lock."
Turfs
Lawn Turf- "A finely kept lawn."
Cultivated Turf- "Cultivated land."
Flat Stone Turf- "In theory, it would be great for building a city on."
Stone Road Turf- "Ah. A nice cobblestone road."
Beard Hair Rug- "What a fantastic use for facial hair!"
Dense Turf- "Perfect for plants native to the jungle."
Rainforest Turf- "Luscious turf that should be put somewhere."
Wild Plains Turf- "A grassy patch of fertile sod."
Painted Sand Turf- "A mottled patch of terrain."
Mossy Turf- "Slightly spongy texture."
Mobs - Monsters
Ancient Spirit- "A pig of the paranormal persuasion!"
Giant Grub- "It appears to have a contentious relationship with the humanoid hexapod invertebrates."
Gnat Swarm- "Their capacity for aggravating behavior is truly astounding!"- Hanging Vine- "Kleptomaniac vegetation. How wonderful!"
- Mant Warrior- "Fascinating! An infantry class of humanoid hexapod invertebrates!"
Masked Pig- "Theoretically, he's a rogue of some sort."
Swashy Hat- "Intriguing. Perhaps it is made of some kind of stealth fabric."
Bandit Stash Map- "A map to the accumulated plunder of that pig bandit."
Poison Dartfrog- "It's reasonable to conclude that this amphibian means me harm."- Poison Dartfrog (sleeping)- "A dozing dendrobatidae."
- Poison Dartfrog (dead)- "Based on observations, I can reasonably deduce it is dead."
Rabid Beetle- "Evidently, it acquires facial hair when it matures."
Rabid Beetle (sleeping)- "It's respiratory structures are vibrating."
Rabid Beetle (dead)- "An occurrance of invertebrate respiratory failure."
Scorpion- "A wonderful example of a predatory arachnid! And poisonous to boot!"
Scorpion (sleeping)- "My first inclination is to poke it with a stick."
Scorpion (dead)- "Cold and lifeless."
Snaptooth Seedling- "Evidently, it's a juvenile. And particularly attracted to meat."
Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "Does it dream of consuming life forms?"
Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "Lifeless."
Snaptooth Flytrap- "I've never seen a carnivorous plant reach such an illustrious size."
Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "A shame. It's much more interesting when it's awake."
Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "A recently departed carnivorous plant."
Spider Monkey- "Presumably, the terrifying arachnid arms are just vestigial."
Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "I wonder if he is dreaming of decimating something."
Spider Monkey (dead)- "Fairly recently deceased."
Vampire Bat- "How fortunate! I've found a flocking predatory flying mammal to observe!"
Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "My curiosity is telling me I should poke it with a stick."
Vampire Bat (dead)- "An excellent illustration of respiratory arrest."
Pig Skin?- "Curious. It looks remarkably like a pig bottom."
Viper- "What a wonderfully vicious reptile! I would like its skin."
Weevole- "What a wonderfully persistent species of insect!"
Weevole Carapace- "Excellent! It's the exoskeleton of a hexapod invertebrate!"
Mobs - Neutral Animals
Elder Mandrake- "He appears to be influenced by this world's satellite. Intriguing!"
Hippopotamoose- "Its jubilant jumping creates such wickedly wonderful waves!"
Hippopotamoose Antler- "The skull extension of a semiaquatic antlered animal."
Mant- "Wonderful! A war-based society consisting of humanoid hexapod invertebrates!"
Mant (sleeping)- "Oh! I can scrutinize him more closely now."
Mant (dead)- "I wonder if they have funeral rites."
Platapine- "Incredible! It's spinning at subsonic speeds!"
Platapine (sleeping)- "Theoretically, all that spinning has tuckered him out."
Platapine (dead)- "Dead. But rigor mortis has yet to set in."
Platapine Quill- "Surprisingly hardy. Theoretically, it could be used as a tool."
Pog- "An adorably audacious animal with an insatiable appetite!"
Royal Guard- "Evidence suggests he is responsible for the security of this town."- Royal Guard (sleeping)- "Presumably, he should not be sleeping on the job."
- Royal Guard (palace variant)- "His gross muscular displacement and stature make him ideal for striking fear."
- Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "He's currently displaced his bed."
Mobs - Passive Animals
Banker- "Presumably, he is a trustworthy fellow."- Banker (sleeping)- "I assumed he was a snorer, but this is not the case. Strange..."
Beautician- "An example of the fine citizenry of this town."- Beautician (sleeping)- "I would like to ask her what she's dreaming of."
Collector- "I do wish to chat with him about the history of this area."- Collector (sleeping)- "Evidently, he has no where else to sleep."
Erudite- "Frustratingly reluctant to answer my questions about her curious wares."- Erudite (sleeping)- "Presumably, she doesn't have a better place to sleep."
Farmer- "Cultivated a fondness for grasses. Can't say I blame him."- Farmer (sleeping)- "Perhaps he prefers to sleep beneath the stars?"
Florist- "Evidence would suggest she's a gardener herself."- Florist (sleeping)- "Presumably her house is under repair."
Hatmaker- "Evidence would suggest she is happy about something."- Hatmaker (sleeping)- "Does she ever take off her hat?"
Hunter- "Willing to trade in canine cuspids and arthropod stingers."- Hunter (sleeping)- "Why is he sleeping out here? Curious..."
Mayor Truffleston- "This pig society appears to have built a healthy political system."- Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "In theory, there are better places for him to sleep."
Miner- "Strangely excited to collect more sedimentary rocks."- Miner (sleeping)- "I presume he's earned his sleep."
Professor- "Appears educated, but reluctant to answer any of my many questions."- Professor (sleeping)- "Perhaps the result of somnambulistic wanderings."
Pig Queen- "Are you a patron of the sciences by any chance?
Shopkeep- "What a thoroughly creepy smile!"- Shopkeep (sleeping)- "Evidence suggests she has lost her home."
Usher- "Evidentally, he is as myopically challenged as me."- Usher (sleeping)- "Appears to be suffering from a lack of habitation."
Worker- "A wonderful work ethic. He would fit in nicely in my factory."- Worker (sleeping)- "Why is he sleeping out here? Curious..."
Kingfisher (normal & held)- "That remarkable beak would be excellent for crushing seeds."
Kingfisher (sleeping)- "The bird appears to be in some kind of sonamolant state."
Kingfisher (dead)- "Deceased, yet rigor mortis has yet to set in."
Parrot (normal & held)- "Remarkable! Truly beautiful plumage!"
Parrot (sleeping)- "Evidence would suggest it's had a prolonged squawk."
Parrot (dead)- "It has shuffled off the mortal coil."
Pigeon (normal & held)- "Intriguing! Pigeons flock to urban centers here as well."
Pigeon (sleeping)- "Currently in a dormant state."
Pigeon (dead)- "Theoretically, it's dead."
Dung Beetle- "Such agility! The way he's able to navigate on that sphere of poop!"
Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "Presumably, he's seeking a replacement for his poop sphere."
Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "A dormant dung dancer."
Dung Beetle (dead)- "Expired. But it appears that is a recent occurrence."
Glowfly- "The luminous oculus on this pterygota is inspiring!"
Glowfly (sleeping)- "Evidently, its bioluminescence is dormant too."
Glowfly (dead)- "Cadaverous."
Glowfly (cocoon)- "It appears to be undergoing some kind of transubstantiation."
Pangolden- "Evidently, it poops gold. Fascinating!"
Peagawk- "Curious. Can it see out of all of those ocular quills?"
Peagawk (hiding)- "I'm experiencing the inescapable perception that I'm being watched."
Peagawk (sleeping)- "Perhaps I can now pluck one of its ocular quills."
Peagawk (dead)- "Evidently, it didn't see that coming."
Peagawk Plume- "Theoretically, there's an intact nervous system that keeps the eye moving."
Piko- "The amazing storage space of their small cheeks defies all laws of physics!"
Piko (sleeping)- "Evidently, tired from a day of scurrying. And stealing."
Piko (dead)- "Recently demised."
Orange Piko- "Smells of tea. Perhaps a consequence of its proximity to tea trees?"
Thunderbird- "A stunning creature with an unusual command of electrostatic energy."
Thunder Feather- "Electrostatically attractive plumage."
Mobs - Bosses
Pugalisk- "What a wonderfully calamitous creature! I need to study it more!"
Snake Bone- "The skeletal remains of a carnivorous reptile."
Petrifying Bones- "The skeletal remains of an alluring beast. I must dig them up!"
Pugalisk Skull- "The cranium has retained some of the beasts' incredible hypnotic power." [sic]
Queen Womant- "Fascinatingly vicious! She deserves more study."
Royal Crown- "Symbolic head wear that is respected by the porcine population." [sic]
Ancient Herald- "It must be one of the ancients! I must get a closer look!"
Dark Tatters- "A fragment from that magnificent apocalyptic being! Everything I could've hoped for!"
Large Iron Hulk- "A wonderful automaton of ancient technology brought back to life!"
Infused Iron- "Ferrous metal infused with a kind of ancient arcane technology."
Mobs - Other
Maxameleon- "I've only just arrived and already I've made a discovery."
BFB (head)- "If I'm lucky I'll be swallowed and I can glimpse its extraordinary insides!"
BFB (leg)- "The phalanges of an enormous fowl!"
BFB (tail)- "the posterior plumage of a giant fowl. How fascinating!" [sic]
Food - Meats
Poison Dartfrog Legs- "Observations lead me to conclude this will cause me harm."
Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "Relatively less detrimental than before."
Gummy Slug- "Their slimy composition will most certainly cause stomach upset."
Cooked Gummy Slug- "Lancing these with a stick makes them slightly more appetizing."
Food - Vegetables
Aloe- "Theoretically, consuming this has health benefits. But it only causes me pain."
Cooked Aloe- "Presumably some of its health benefits have been retained."
Asparagus- "These fibrous shoots will undoubtedly cause me stomach upset."
Cooked Asparagus- "High in vitamin A and dietary fibre. I find it pleasing to consume."
Bean Bugs- "These would most certainly cause intestinal distress."
Cooked Bean Bugs- "Slightly more edible now."
Lotus Flower- "Theoretically, it's edible. Though I should cook it to avoid stomach problems."
Cooked Lotus Root- "A salubrious plant capable of boosting mental wellness."
Nettle- "A large leaf nettle plant native to these parts. Also it smells funny."
Radish- "All evidence suggests I will not react well to its spiciness."
Cooked Radish- "A tiny snack of cooked vegetables."
Tuber- "Given my delicate constitution, I'll refrain from eating it raw."
Fried Tuber- "Even the stems are edible when they are cooked."
Blooming Tuber- "Strange. It has the faint scent of solanine."
Fried Blooming Tuber- "Ah, the petals of the corolla are a nice touch."
Food - Crock Pot
Asparagus Soup- "Ah. Who wouldn't find this shade of green immensely appetizing."
Feijoada- "A somewhat tolerable purpose for those bouncing beans."
Gummy Cake- "Its rubbery texture reminds me of the desserts of my youth!"
Hard Shell Tacos- "Who knew insect carapaces could be so tasty?!"
Iced Tea- "Evidence would suggest my tea got cold."
Nettle Rolls- "The coiled fronds of a nettle plant which serve as allergy medication."
Snake Bone Soup- "The skeletal remains should add some calcium to my diet."
Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "Ah. A daily dose of vegetables restores the mental faculties."
Steamed Ham Sandwich- "Delightfully devilish."
Tea- "A rodent based broth that tastes remarkably like tea!"
Food - Other
Clippings- "Clippings of a perennial plant which provide evidence I have performed a service."
Cooked Seed Pod- "Of a chewy consistency. Evidently, it's good for you."
Flytrap Stalk- "Theoretically edible, but undoubtedly I'll find a better use for it."
Nectar- "Requires an enzymatic processor to convert it to honey."
Magic Water- "Evidence would suggest it needs to be planted to be fully implemented."
Aloe Seeds- "Evidence would suggest these will grow aloe."
Asparagus Seeds- "Theoretically these will need to be planted to germinate."
Radish Seeds- "The embryonic form of a radish plant."
Misc Items
Oinc- "Pig coinage of a single denomination."
Tenpiece Oinc- "The pigs appear to have set up an economy of sorts."
Centapiece Oinc- "There appears to be a truffle engraved on the face of this coin!"- Clippings- "Clippings of a perennial plant which provide evidence I have performed a service."
- Lost Idol- "In theory this was a respectably jubilant fellow in the pig's history."
Lost Totem- "Fascinating! Evidently, they had a runic writing system."
Relic Fragment- "Theoretically, it's a fragment of a larger sculpture."
The Blue Sow- "A stone representation of some sort of royalty. Quite an unusual color too!"
The Jeweled Truffle- "The ornamentation of this ancient artifact suggests it's of enormous value."
Pherostone- "Absolutely inspiring! A scent converter!"
Alloy- "Ah, refined metal. As good as any factory could produce."
Chitin- "Wonderful! The exoskeleton of a deceased insect!"
Stalking Stick- "Incredible! It increases my speed by exactly thirty percent!"
Deed of home ownership- "All evidence would suggest, I'm a homeowner now."
Regal Scepter- "Presumably, it belongs to royalty of some sort."
Royal Gallery Key- "Theoretically, it fits a lock somewhere."
Key to the City- "The gift of urban planning in the palm of my hand!"- Statue of Queen Malfalfa- "A stone replication of royalty. Theoretically, it's worth something."
Post Card of the Royal Palace- "A memento of my most enjoyable vacation."
Can of Silly String- "Incredible! I suspect this canister contains many surprises."
Noxious Cloud- "A cloud of toxic chemicals. Intriguing!"
Announcements
- Can't buy item (generic)- "I'm familiar with the unattainable."
- Can't buy item (not enough money)- "Goods do not come cheap here."
- Cannot enter building (generic)- "Something prevents me from getting inside."
- Cannot enter building (locked)- "I'll have to discover a way to open it."
- Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "This deed is for another world entirely."
- Coughing- "HACK! HACK! HACK!"
- Digging in Dung Pile-
- "What's that?"
- "Oh! That's interesting!"
- "I found something!"
- Fog coming-
- "This {item} really weighs me down."
- "The humid air is making this {item} heavy."
- Hay Fever starting- "Evidence would suggest it's allergy season."
- Hay Fever ending- "Ah! Evidentaly, it's no longer allergy season."
- Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
- "That was the wrong spot."
- "It must have a weakness!"
- "The scales are much too thick there."
- Putting on Living Artifact- "EUREKA!"
- Sneezing- "aH-CHOOOOOOOOOO!"
- Vampire Bats are coming- "Bats! I recognize the silhouette."
Trivia
- The quote "Delightfully devilish." when examining a Steamed Ham Sandwich is a reference to The Simpsons episode "22 Short Films About Springfield".
| Characters | |
| Don't Starve |           |
| Reign of Giants |   |
| Shipwrecked |     |
| Hamlet |    |
| Don't Starve Together |       |
| Removed |  |
| Unimplemented |         |
| Other |         Minor Characters |