Wagstaff/Quotes/Reign of Giants

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Reign of Giants

Shipwrecked

Hamlet

“Ah! The world is so much more interesting when you can see it!”

–Wagstaff

"Magnificent! What a marvel of engineering!"

This page lists Wagstaff's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wagstaff's quotes for items found in Reign of Giants. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Lights

• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit- "An endothermic nitre fire! Quite fascinating!"
• Endothermic Fire (high)- "Emitting endothermic waves at an alarming rate!"
• Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "Sending out endothermic waves at an alarming rate!"
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Fascinating! Absolutely fascinating!"
• Endothermic Fire (low)- "It requires more fuel to consume."
• Endothermic Fire Pit (low)- "Needs more fuel to consume."
• Endothermic Fire (embers)- "Nearing the end of its current fuel."
• Endothermic Fire Pit (embers)- "Nearing the end of current fuel."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (out)- "I'll have to start it again."
• Moggles- "Converts scents to visual light waves."

Survival

• Insulated Pack- "A portable storage device for preventing food spoilage!"
• Luxury Fan- "Produces an extraordinary amount of wind."
• Siesta Lean-to- "For indulging in the therapeutic properties of a nap."
• Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "I need something more restorative than a nap."
• Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "No nap until I deal with what hunts me!"
• Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "I cannot endure sleeping on an empty stomach."
• Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "This underground environment is not conducive to slumber."
• Tent (overheating)- "
• Tent (burnt)- "It's fortuitous I was not in it at the time."
• Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "Obviously it was combustible."
• Thermal Stone- "Fascinating! This stone is able to store thermal energy."
• Thermal Stone (frozen)- "It has absorbed the sub-zero ambient temperature.
• Thermal Stone (cold)- "Helpfully, its temperature change is linked with a chromatic one."
• Thermal Stone (warm)- "Giving off thermal energy."
• Thermal Stone (hot)- "Its thermal energy emissions warm the recesses of my viscera."
• Pretty Parasol- "It's translucency provides little protection."

Food

• Crock Pot (burnt)- "Bah. Thermal energy has been applied overzealously."
• Bee Box (burnt)- "Where have the bees gone to?"
• Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "Perhaps caused by an exothermic internal reaction."
• Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "The moist atmosphere is not helping the drying process."
• Drying Rack (burnt)- "Perhaps it was a little too dry."
• Bucket-o-poop- "Manure smells the same in this world."

Science

• Science Machine (burnt)- "Non-functioning."
• Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Appears it was combustible."
• Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Cannot function as is."
• Rainometer (burnt)- "Just carbon now."
• Ice Flingomatic (off)- "I switched it off to save on fuel."
• Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Primed for fire fighting!"
• Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "It has almost consumed all of its available fuel."
• Electrical Doodad- "A crystal diode made of gold and rocks! I have many uses for this!"

Fight

• Scalemail- "Is it made of asbestos?"
• Morning Star- "Curious. It smells faintly of ozone."
• Weather Pain- "Where does the air current originate?"

Structures

• Pig House (burnt)- "Retains its structure amazingly well."
• Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Still holds some residual heat."
• Hay Wall (burnt)- "Predictable."
• Wood Wall (burnt)- "Unsurprising. Wood is combustible."
• Chest (burnt)- "No longer functioning."
• Scaled Chest- "The contents are currently incombustible."
• Sign (burnt)- "Wood is prone to burning."

Magic

• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "A life gone up in flames!"
• Prestihatitator (burnt)- "I heartily wish it hadn't burnt."
• Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Even the arcane can burn."
• Old Bell- "It oscillates at an unusual wavelength."

Dress

• Cat Cap- "For something fashioned from spider webs it's remarkably unsticky."
• Fashion Melon- "It's sticky and made with sticks. Fascinating!"
• Ice Cube- "Freezes the brain and lowers my internal body temperature."
• Rain Coat- "An excellent insulator of moisture and electrostatic charge."
• Rain Hat- "Excellent apparel for traversing rainy weather."
• Summer Frest- "Quite effective in reflecting thermal waves."
• Floral Shirt- "The flowers have fused into a pattern! Fascinating!"
• Eyebrella- "Perspicillum for precipitation."
• Hibearnation Vest- "Appetite suppressing winter apparel! Astonishing!"

Nature - Plants

• Birchnut Tree- "A tree. But it gives off a strange energy."
• Birchnut Tree (stump)- "It doesn't have that many rings. Must be quite young."
• Birchnut Tree (burning)- "Combusting at an alarming rate."
• Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "A pile of burnt carbon."
• Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "Everything in this world grows shockingly quickly."
• Sapling (withered)- "The weather has withered it."
• Grass Tuft (withered)- "Presumably it's the heat that is causing it to wither."
• Berry Bush (withered)- "These bushes are susceptible to this exceptional heat."
• Plant (withered)- "Not fit for the current weather conditions."
• Birchnut- "The possessed topiaries are immensely protective of these."
• Cactus- "Intrinsically reactionary!"
• Cactus (picked)- "I assume it will grow back."
• Tumbleweed- "What mysteries are within that mobile sphere of branches?"

Nature - Objects

• Ice- "Excellent for lowering internal temperatures."
• Mini Glacier- "Perhaps this world is going through a mini ice age of sorts."
• Mini Glacier (melted)- "Retrograde freezing at work."
• Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "The trail has been obscured in this mire."
• Burrow- "The home of a subterranean creature."
• Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "I deduce the muddy season has caused this hole to collapse."
• Rundown House (burnt)- "The burnt husk of a building."
• Merm Head (burnt)- "Perhaps it is the result of a sacrifice?"
• Pig Head (burnt)- "Fascinating. The fire hasn't affected its components."
• Hollow Stump- "Fascinating! A stump that regenerates cat-like creatures!"
• Hollow Stump (empty)- "Its regenerative powers have been exhausted."
• Glommer's Statue- "Something in the stone must cultivate the flower."
• Glommer's Statue (mined)- "How strange! It's composed of just regular marble."
• Skeleton (self)- "It would appear death is not so permanent here."
• Sunken Boat (burnt)- "Theoretically, it was fuel for a fire."

Turfs

• Deciduous Turf- "Suitable for forest plants."
• Sandy Turf- "It's quite sandy."

Mobs - Monsters

• Varg- "Curious. Does it control the hounds with hypnosis?"
• Poison Birchnut Tree- "Fantastic! I wonder what has possessed it."
• Birchnutter- "I'd love to chat, but it's extraordinarily angry."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Buzzard- "Its eyes are particularly piercing."
• Catcoon- "A curious chimera of curious creatures."
• Cat Tail- "Has more uses than the raccoon tails I'm used to."
• Volt Goat- "Those horns look like insulated wire. Curious..."
• Volt Goat (charged)- "Fascinating... The electrostatic discharge has infused it with rage."
• Volt Goat Horn- "No wire within. How does it hold a charge?"

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Glommer- "Such a complex arrangement of oculus!"
• Glommer's Flower- "Its smell appears to be attracting that flying creature."
• Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Evidentaly, its attractive properties cease at death."
• Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "Burnt flowers produce no attractive properties."
• Glommer's Wings- "How did these wings support such a bulky creature?"
• Glommer's Goop- "An entirely innovative source of energy!"
• Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "A burrower and a borrower."
• Moleworm (aboveground)- "An entirely unusual creature formed from entirely usual ones."
• Moleworm (held)- "I suspect it has a very complex sense of smell."

Mobs - Bosses

• Bearger- "Fascinating! What do you suppose it's so angry about?"
• Thick Fur- "An effective thermal wave insulator."
• Moose/Goose- "There are a fascinating number of chimeras in this world."
• Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "Giving off a fair amount of heat."
• Mosling- "An animal capable of wind manipulation! Extraordinary!"
• Down Feather- "Holds a strange connection to the elements."
• Dragonfly (Approaching)- "What a beautiful behemoth that creature must be!"
• Dragonfly- "Evidence suggests it's wings are made of silicate."
• Scales- "The light refraction is quite extraordinary."
• Lava Spit (hot)- "A mass of magmatic mucus!"
• Lava Spit (cool)- "Spectacular smouldering spittle."

Mobs - Other

• Bigfoot- "It must be infatuated with the soundwaves of a particular frequency."

Food - Fruits

• Watermelon- "Too sweet for my stomach."
• Grilled Watermelon- "I am able to consume it in this form."

Food - Vegetables

• Cactus Flesh- "Consuming this in its current state is inadvisable."
• Cooked Cactus Flesh- "The cooking process has made it better for my constitution."
• Cactus Flower- "This flower would be quite edible provided I can cook it."

Food - Crock Pot

• Flower Salad- "Edible flowers! I shall consume them with gusto!"
• Guacamole- "Those underground mammal snouts make for a tasty treat!"
• Ice Cream- "Happily, ice cream tastes the same here."
• Melonsicle- "Has an endothermic effect on internal temperatures."
• Spicy Chili- "Letting off an incredible amount of thermal energy."
• Trail Mix- "Fascinating. A translucent bag just spontaneously materialized!"

Food - Other

• Roasted Birchnut- "Cooking this has no doubt angered those possessed trees."
• Electric Milk- "Smells curiously of ozone and lactate."
• Watermelon Seeds- "The seed of a watermelon."

Misc Items

• Webber's Skull- "Wonderful! The skull of an arachnid humanoid hybrid."
• Bone Shards- "Dense and sharp! Quite optimal for weapon crafting."
• Old Bell Blueprint- "Inspired! Absolutely inspired!"

Announcements

• Lightning miss- "I narrowly missed a spontaneous electrostatic discharge!"
• Overheating- "My plasma will boil if I don't escape this heat."
• Tree Shelter- "Weather shielding. How fortuitous!"
• Wetness (low)- "Quite a bit of precipitation we're seeing!"
• Wetness (medium)- "I should get in out of this weather."
• Wetness (high)- "My tolerance for this rain is reaching its limit."
• Wetness (highest)- "This precipitation is too much!"
• Dropping tool while wet- "I don't doubt that was due to the rain."
• Smoldering Item- "Evidence would suggest it's about to catch fire."
• Burnt- "Ho! Ha! That smarts!"
• Trying to sleep on fire- "Sleep would hardly combat this blaze."