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“I say! This is quite fascinating!”

–Warbucks

A resplendent specimen.

This page lists Warbucks's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Warbucks's quotes for items found in Hamlet. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Shears- "Some sort instrument for shearing."

Lights

• Cork Candle Hat- "I say! This will come in handy exploring ruins."
• Cowl- "I say! That's rather clever!"

Survival

• Bug B'Gone- "Imperative for exploring these parts."
• Bird Whistle- "I say! Rather clever."

Food

• Sprinkler- "Rather makes horticulture a breeze."

Science

• Smelter- "I say, that's rather clever!"
• Oscillating Fan- "Ah. A nice cooling breeze."

Fight

• Halberd- "Bah! No match for a good blunderbuss in one's hand!"
• Cork Bat- "For when one must restort to savagery."
• Weevole Mantle- "I feel rather morbid wearing this."
• Mant Mask- "Rather deep depths I've sunk to."
• Mant Suit- "When in Rome..."
• Fancy Helmet- "Has a rather Spanish flair to it."
• Tin Suit- "I do enjoy this design."
• Blunderbuss- "One mustn't venture into the wilds unarmed."

Structures

• Cork Barrel- "Rather handy."

Refine

• Claw Palm Sapling- "It should grow quickly, provided it's well kept."

Magic

• Hogus Porkusator- "Haw haw, a flying pig!"
• Pugalisk Wand- "It's staring me in the face."
• Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "A world to explore."
• Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Off to adventure."
• Living Artifact- "That does look interesting. Perhaps I shall try it on."
• Root Trunk- "Rather clever way to transport goods."
• Vortex Cloak- "Rather useful in the field."

Dress

• Gas Mask- "Improves one's ability to breathe."
• Pith Hat- "I do believe it fits."
• Thunderhat- "A headpiece made from avian artifacts."

Nautical

• Cork Bowl Canoe- "Rather poor quality, but it'll do in a pinch."

​Treasure Hunting

• Disarming Tools- "Quite useful when exploring ruins."
• Ball Pein Hammer- "A subtle instrument for more delicate excavations."
• Gold Pan- "Rather handy for prospecting."
• Magnifying Glass- "Huzzah! A fine tool for exploring."

​City Planning

• Lamp Post (off)- "No need for light in the daytime, I suppose."
• Lamp Post (on)- "What an intriguing civilization!"
• Town House- "How quaint!"
• Town House (burning)- "A shame."
• The Sterling Trough Deli- "Ah. An eating establishment."
• The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "Bother. They've burnt the food."
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "Rather well stocked for these parts."
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Where does one get one's supplies now?"
• Curly Tails Mud Spa- "I could do with some medical supplies."
• Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "A shame."
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "Ah! Contains foodstuffs."
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "Bah! Back to eating rough."
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "A place of horticultural."
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "A rather fragrant bouquet."
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Ah! A place of occultish wares."
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "One would think someone would put that out."
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "I suppose one should arm oneself for the jungle."
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "What barbarian would do such a thing?!"
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "I wonder if they have any gentlemanly hats."
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "A waste of good lumber."
• Swinesbury Academy- "Ah! Just what I was looking for!"
• Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "What a waste!"
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "Rather like being around this establishment."
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "Who would do such a thing?!"
• The Tinkerer's Tower- "I say! Proper construction blueprints!"
• The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "A tad hot at the moment."
• Swinesbury City Hall- "I say, this is a rather sophisticated town."
• Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "I do hope the rebuild." [sic]
• My City Hall- "Where one runs the city."
• My City Hall (burning)- "What sort of vagabonds did that?"
• Security Contract- "One may hire a hunting party with this."
• Slanty Shanty- "A fine purchase."
• Slanty Shanty (locked)- "One can't go wrong with some real estate."
• Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "Bah! Such savagery."
• Watch Tower- "One certainly has the high ground up there."
• Watch Tower (burning)- "A pity."

​Renovate

• House Expansion Permit- "Expands my home to a living standard I'm more accustomed to."
• Demolition Permit- "A license for some home improvements."

Flooring

• Wood Flooring- "A touch crude."
• Marble Flooring- "A highly cultured floor."
• Checkered Flooring- "One might play chess upon this."
• Slate Flooring- "Rather ornate design."
• Sheet Metal Flooring- "Metal flooring."
• Garden Stone Flooring- "Rather rough flooring."
• Geometric Tiles Flooring and Octagon Flooring- "Rather cold on the feet."
• Shag Carpet- "Rather cozy on the feet."
• Transitional Flooring- "I say! It's unfinished!"
• Wood Panel Flooring- "Adequate flooring."
• Herringbone Flooring- "Rather interesting pattern."
• Hexagon Flooring- "One supposes this will do."
• Curcy Hoof Flooring- "An excellent example of Porcine engineering."

Shelves

• Carved Bookshelf, Basic Bookshelf, Marble Shelf, Glass Shelf, Hutch Shelf, Industrial Shelf, Adjustable Shelf, Windowed Cabinet, Wall Mounted Shelf, A-Frame Shelf, Floating Shelf, and Hat Tree- "A place to put one's things."
• Cinderblock Bookshelf, Crates Shelf, Fridge, and Pallet Shelf- "Just what is one supposed to do with that?"
• Ladder Shelf- "I say! Is that a ladder?"
• Pipe Shelf- "Rather unrefined."

Plantholders

• Basic Plantholder- "A little verdure decor."
• WIP Plantholder- "A little foliage."
• Fancy Plantholder- "An exquisite variety."
• Bonsai Plantholder- "Rather exotic."
• Dishgarden Plantholder- "Some plants for one's decoration."
• Philodendron Plantholder- "A modest plant."
• Orchid Plantholder- "Quite an exquisite specimen."
• Draceana Plantholder- "An alluring variety."
• Xerographica Plantholder- "An exemplary hanging plant."
• Birdcage Plantholder- "An exemplary hanging plant."
• Palm Plantholder- "An exquisite variety."
• ZZ Plantholder- "Slender decor."
• Fernstand Plantholder- "A fine variety."
• Fern Plantholder- "A fine hanging fern."
• Terrarium Plantholder- "Fascinating! A miniature greenhouse."
• Plantpet Plantholder- "Haw haw!"
• Traps Plantholder- "Fascinating specimen."
• Pitcher Plantholder- "Fine hanging plants."
• Marble Plantholder- "An exquisite arrangement."
• "Character" Tree- "I say! It's rather pathetic specimen." [sic]
• Festive Tree- "How jolly!"

Columns

• Planed Wood Column, Millinery Column, Round Column, and Lit Marble Column- "Sturdy."

Wall Papers

• Wood Paneling- "A crude wall."
• Checkered Wall Paper- "A chess board wall."
• Floral Wall Paper and Sunflower Wall Paper- "Rather floral design."
• Harlequin Wall Paper- "A patterned wall."
• Peagawk Wall Paper- "Rather beautiful."
• Orange Wall Paper and Purple Wall Paper- "Rather plain looking if you ask me."
• Rope Wall Panneling- "I say! What exquisite knot tying!"
• Circle Wall Tiling- "Quite an interesting pattern to it."
• Marble Wall Tiling and Upholstered Wall- "Rather posh."
• Fine Wall Tiling- "Has an official air to it."
• Full Wall Moulding- "Yes, it will do quite nicely."

Ceiling Lights

• Wired Bulb- "Rather basic."
• Metal Shade Lamp- "Rather boring."
• Chandelier- "Rather ornate light."
• Rope Light and Dual Rope Light- "I say! It's rather ugly."
• Blown Glass Bulb- "Quite exquisite."
• Cherry Lamp Shade- "Rather cheery cherry light!"
• Hanging Blooming Lamp- "Rather ornate light."
• Hanging Floral Lamp- "Rather pretty."
• Tophat Light- "I say! A top hat!"
• Derby Light- "I say! A derby hat!"

Wall Decorations

• Photo- "He'll make a fine gentleman one day."
• Full Length Mirror- "I can make myself presentable."
• Embroidery Hoop- "A fine specimen of embroidery."
• Mosaic- "Rather decorative."
• Wreath- "A bit of decoration."
• Axe- "A fine specimen."
• Hunt- "Fine hunting instruments."
• Periodic Table- "Something for The Polymathic Society."
• Gears Art- "Interesting clockwork."
• Cape- "Rather fetching."
• No Smoking- "What interesting art!"
• Black Cat- "Can't say that I've heard of the place."
• Tasteful Fish Mounting and Beefalo Mounting- "Mounted game."

Chairs

• Classic Chair- "A place to sit a spell."
• Corner Chair and Rocking Chair- "A place to rest one's tired bones."
• Bench- "Possibly room for two."
• Horned Chair- "Rather ornate design."
• Footrest and Ottoman Chair- "A place to rest one's feet."
• Lounge Chair- "Furniture for lounging."
• Massager Chair- "I say! Rather ghastly!"
• Stuffed Chair- "I say! That looks comfy."
• Fancy Chaise- "A luxurious chaise lounge."

House Upgrades

• Cottage Kit- "Rather diminutive, but it shall have to do."
• Tudor Home Kit- "Normally I'd have help to build this."
• Gothic Home Kit- "Rather elaborate bit of building."
• Brick Home Kit- "Should be quite sturdy."
• Turreted Home Kit- "This does have a quaint charm."
• Villa Kit- "I say! This one's rather fit for someone of my standing."
• Manor Kit- "Rather like the Manor I left at home."

Doors

• Hardwood Door, Stone Archway, Wrought Iron Door, Curtained Door, and Round Doorway- "I do hope it leads somewhere interesting."
• Forest Door- "Rather remarkable woodworking on that."
• Industrial Door- "Rather industrial looking."
• Gothic Door- "A touch gothic."

Windows

• Peaked Curtain Window, Large Square Curtain Window, and Tall Curtain Window- "A fine way to let in some sun."
• Round Burlap Window- "A bit coarse."
• Peaked Window- "One may look out there."
• Square Window and Tall Window- "Lets the sunshine in."
• Greenhouse Wall- "Rather ideal for a greenhouse."

Rugs

• Eye Rug- "One feels like one is being watched!"
• Square Throw Rug, Octagon Rug, and Swirl Rug- "A comfy rug."
• Oval Rug and Large Rug- "An ornate rug."
• Fur Throw Rug- "A touch unrefined."
• Hedgehog Rug and Braid Rug- "Charming."
• Porcupus Rug- "A fine animal artifact."
• Hoofprint Rug- "I believe those are pig hooves."
• Catcoon Rug- "A fine specimen."
• Rubbermat Rug- "Rather basic."
• Web Rug- "I say! This one's sticky."
• Metal Rug and Nailbed Rug- "Not very comforting."
• Wormhole Rug- "I say! Is that working?"
• Beard Rug- "Rather unrefined."
• Crime Rug- "I should like to examine this further."
• Soccer Rug- "A fine example of a geometry at work."

Lamps

• Fringe Lamp- "A resplendent lamp."
• Stainglass Lamp- "An illuminating lamp."
• Downbridge Lamp and Gothic Lamp- "An elegant lamp."
• Dual Embroidered Lamp- "Dual lights!"
• Ceramic Lamp- "A beautiful lamp."
• Glass Lamp and Bellshade Lamp- "A magnificent lamp."
• Dual Fringes Lamp- "Duplicate lamps."
• Candelabra Lamp- "An opulent lamp."
• Elizabethan Lamp and Orb Lamp- "A lavish lamp."
• Crystals Lamp- "A sparkling lamp."
• Upturn Lamp- "A sumptuous lamp."
• Dual Upturn Lamp- "A twinned lamp."
• Spool Lamp- "Rather basic."
• Edison Lamp- "Rather pared down."
• Adjustable Lamp- "An adaptable lamp."
• Right Angle Lamp- "A plumb lamp."
• Fancy Lamp- "An ornate lamp."

Tables

• Round Table and Hard Wood Desk- "An adequate table."
• DIY Table- "I say! Rather boorish."
• College Table- "I say! Rather quaint."
• Crate Table- "I say! Rather coarse."
• Chess Table- "Ah! Now to find someone to play."

Nature - Plants

• Claw Palm Tree (normal, burning, burnt, & stump)- "It rather looks like a hand."
• Cork- "It's quite light."
• Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "
• Rainforest Tree- "A lovely tree, to be sure."
• Rainforest Tree (burning)- "I say! That's a bit of danger."
• Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "Well, there's nothing for it now."
• Rainforest Tree (stump)- "Chops up quite nicely."
• Cocooned Tree- "Curious bit of foliage!"
• Jungle Burr- "Rather stubborn seed."
• Rainforest Tree Sapling- "
• Tea Tree (normal, burning, burnt, stump)- "Perhaps one may cultivate tea leaves."
• Seed Pod- "Rather good for the hay fever."
• Tea Tree Sapling- "Still in its juvenile state."
• Tuber Tree & Blooming Tuber Tree- "Requires something other than an axe to chop that."
• Tall Grass- "Rather tenacious grass."
• Exotic Flower- "Ah! A bit of beauty is most welcome."
• Aloe (planted)- "Ah... An ancient medicinal plant."
• Asparagus (planted)- "Wild asparagus! What a find!"
• Radish (planted)- "I do believe that's a radish!"
• Nettle Vine- "Rather like snuff, I should think."
• Nettle Vine (picked)- "It's been picked through, I'm afraid."
• Nettle Plant (withered)- "
• Nettle Plant (moist)- "
• Nettle Plant (held)- "I shall endeavor to find a place to plant this."
• Bramble- "I say! Watch those thorns!"
• Bramble Bloom- "How charming!"
• Hanging Vine- "Quite common in the jungle."
• Great Leafy Stalk- "A rather grandiose bit of flora."
• Lotus Plant- "Quite ornate plant."
• Lotus Plant (picked)- "Quite ornate plant."
• Lily Pad- "A water lily. How lovely."
• Reeds (water)- "I say, those may come in handy."
• Hedge- "One is reminded of the hedge mazes of one's youth."
• Hedge (untrimmed)- "
• Hedge (burning)- "
• Hedge (burnt)- "
• Intricate Topiary- "Quite nice to see a bit of civility."
• Magic Flower- "A quite beautiful flower."
• Weathered Branch- "What could have moved that here?"
• Weathered Shrub- "There's a funny sight."
• Weathered Stick- "Rather ordinary stick."
• Weathered Tree- "I say, that's unusual."
• Weathered Trunk- "The result of some sort of accident."

Nature - Objects

• Stone Slab (normal & flipped)- "One never knows what one may find underneath."
• Dung Pile- "One finds the oddest things!"
• Dung Ball- "Ra-ther!"
• Thundernest- "A fine avian artifact."
• Iron Hulk (head)- "Huzzah! The head of an ancient automaton!"
• Iron Hulk (arm)- "It appears to be part of an ancient civilization!"
• Iron Hulk (ribs)- "Huzzah! A metal artifact!"
• Iron Hulk (leg)- "Glorious! Proof of ancient technology!"
• Iron Ore- "A fine mineral specimen."
• Sparkling Pool- "Full of twinkling artifacts."
• Gold Dust- "A fine dusting of gold."
• Gnat Mound- "An abode for those bothersome insects."
• Famr House- "Charming."
• Quarry Lodgings- "
• Lawn Decoration- "Well that's progress."
• Secret Bandit Camp- "I say, that looks like treasure."
• Cave Cleft- "It seems I've found the bat's sanctuary."
• Ruinous Entrance- "
• Mant Hill- "I say! They have their own form of colonizing."
• Crumbling Brazier- "Convenient."
• Crumbling Visage- "
• Ancient Wall- "
• Fountain of Youth- "Huzzah! The legendary Fountain of Youth!"
• Fountain of Youth (dry)- "
• Ominous Carving- "One must always be careful in ruins of this kind."
• Teetering Pillar- "
• Petrified Egg (1)- "
• Petrified Egg (2)- "
• Petrified Egg (3)- "
• Petrified Egg (4)- "
• Rusty Lamp- "Unusual artifact."
• Weathered House- "I say, someone is missing their house!"

Nature - Caves

• Spooky Hole- "Looks like a den of some sort."
• Stone Plug- "
• Unimportant Rock Pillar- "Rather sturdy beam."

Nature - Ruinous Caves

• A Smashing Pot- "A rather smashing pot! Haw haw!"
• Dart Trap- "
• Nasty Spear Trap- "I'll certainly avoid those."
• Busted Spear Trap- "
• Tempting Idol- "
• Unimportant Pillar- "Rather sturdy beam."
• Vines- "
• Wall Brazier- "
• Wishing Well- "A bit of a gamble, isn't it?"
• End's Well- "
• Aporkalypse Calendar- "Huzzah! Ancient technology!"

Nature - Mant Hill

• Antcomb Home- "Aha! I've found its home!"
• Honey Chest- "
• Lamp- "What a curious light!"
• Mant Warrior Egg- "
• Stalacmite Throne- "

Nature - Palace

• Palace- "A place of nobility!"
• Royal Gallery Exhibit- "A fine way to preserve one's artifacts."

Turfs

• Lawn Turf- "A bit of grassy turf."
• Cultivated Turf, Rainforest Turf, Painted Sand Turf, and Mossy Turf- "A bit of turf, I believe."
• Flat Stone Turf- "A solid bit of turf."
• Stone Road Turf- "A bit of cobbled road, I believe."
• Beard Hair Rug- "I say, what's this made of?"
• Dense Turf- "
• Wild Plains Turf- "Rather nice bit of sod."

Mobs - Monsters

• Ancient Spirit- "A phantasmic porker!"
• Giant Grub- "
• Gnat Swarm- "I do hope they don't bite."
• Hanging Vine- "Quite common in the jungle, I'm afraid."
• Mant Warrior- "I should like to study that chap more."
• Masked Pig- "I say! He's after my money!"
• Swashy Hat- "Certainly a way to hide oneself."
• Bandit Stash Map- "Ah. I do enjoy a good treasure hunt."
• Poison Dartfrog- "A poisonous pollywog!"
• Rabid Beetle- "Virulent vermin!"
• Rabid Beetle- "A rather noisy slumber."
• Rabid Beetle- "It's done for."
• Scorpion- "I say! A stinging seditionist!"
• Scorpion (sleeping)- "Rather careless."
• Scorpion (dead)- "It's been exterminated."
• Snaptooth Seedling- "There's no need for such behaviour!"
• Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "Advantageous."
• Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "It's been cut down."
• Snaptooth Flytrap- "Rather ornery fellow!"
• Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "Bah! Not so lively now!"
• Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "I say! That's a relief!"
• Spider Monkey- "I say! An atrocious hybrid!"
• Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "Rather bothersome still."
• Spider Monkey (dead)- "Bad breeding has been snuffed out!"
• Vampire Bat- "Entirely too sanguine for my tastes!"
• Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "I shall endeavor to sneak by."
• Vampire Bat (dead)- "It quite deserved that."
• Pig Skin?- "Rather odd mishmash of bat and pig hide."
• Weevole- "Blasted bugs!"
• Weevole Carapace- "Artifact from those blasted bugs."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Elder Mandrake- "Rather noisy fellow."
• Hippopotamoose- "A herculean hippo!"
• Hippopotamoose Antler- "Rather grandiose artifact."
• Mant- "I should like to study that chap more."
• Mant (sleeping)- "Completely defenseless."
• Mant (dead)- "Not a surprise."
• Platapine- "Rather prickly fellow."
• Platapine (sleeping)- "I'd rather not wake it."
• Platapine (dead)- "Rather dead at the moment."
• Platapine Quill- "An artifact from those prickly fellows."
• Pog- "Rather happy little creature."
• Royal Guard- "I shall endeavor to behave."
• Royal Guard (sleeping)- "Not a very good sentinel, is he?"
• Royal Guard (palace variant)- "Keeps the peace."
• Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "Rather unsettling sight."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Banker- "I say, old chap, do you deal in coin?"
• Beautician- "You may leave my mustache alone, thank you!"
• Collector- "I say, old chap, I should like to see your wares."
• Erudite- "I could do with some more esoteric items."
• Farmer- "A pig farmer! Haw haw! That's rich!"
• Florist- "Flowers do offer a bit of refinement to ones life."
• Hatmaker- "I say! You're a rather blithesome creature!"
• Hunter- "Have you any antique weapons perhaps?"
• Mayor Truffleston- "The leader of this pig society."
• Miner- "Ah! A purveyor of minerals."
• Professor- "I say, old chap, what's your secret to long life?"
• Pig Queen- "I should hope no one expects me to bow."
• Shopkeep- "What wares have you today?"
• Usher- "
• Worker- "A pig mechanic! Will wonders never cease?"
• Kingfisher (normal & held)- "A long-beaked lout!
• Kingfisher (sleeping)- "One wonders how it stays upright."
• Kingfisher (dead)- "Quite defeated."
• Parrot (normal & held)- "Hello Mister Polly Parrot!"
• Parrot (sleeping)- "He's quite easily stunned."
• Parrot (dead)- "That is what one calls a dead parrot."
• Pigeon (normal & held)- "Blasted pests!"
• Pigeon (sleeping)- "Bothersome."
• Pigeon (dead)- "Rather dead."
• Dung Beetle- "Too repugnant!"
• Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "It's lost its dung."
• Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "I say! It can sleep anywhere!"
• Dung Beetle (dead)- "Good riddance to bad rubbish!"
• Glowfly- "A phosphorescent fool!"
• Glowfly (sleeping)- "Perhaps I can catch it."
• Glowfly (dead)- "It's been extinguished. Haw haw!"
• Glowfly (cocoon)- "I say! It's undergoing a metamorphosis."
• Pangolden- "A respendent specimen."
• Peagawk- "I say! Eyes!"
• Peagawk (hiding)- "A bush, nothing more."
• Peagawk (sleeping)- "Sleeping with its eyes open. Clever."
• Peagawk (dead)- "Eye say! It's quite dead. Haw haw!"
• Peagawk Plume- "I say, this is a pleasant artifact."
• Piko- "I say! A rabid rodent!"
• Piko (sleeping)- "Ah! Not so squirrelly now."
• Piko (dead)- "Is it tea time yet?"
• Orange Piko- "I'm suddenly striken with a urge for tea."
• Thunderbird- "I say! Rather interesting specimen."
• Thunder Feather- "A rather decorative artifact."

Mobs - Bosses

• Pugalisk- "Rather excitable fellow."
• Snake Bone- "Ah. A nice reptilian artifact."
• Petrifying Bones- "I say, this is an interesting animal artifact."
• Pugalisk Skull- "A fine specimen. I should like to study it."
• Queen Womant- "Pity she's so agitated, I should very much like a talk."
• Royal Crown- "These beasts could benefit from my advanced cultural upbringing."
• Ancient Herald- "Appears to be a herald of some sort."
• Dark Tatters- "
• Large Iron Hulk- "
• Infused Iron- "

Mobs - Other

• Maxameleon- "Rather odd fellow."
• BFB (head)- "A rather noticeable cranium."
• BFB (leg)- "
• BFB (tail)- "

Food - Meats

• Poison Dartfrog Legs- "Rather too venomous at the moment."
• Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "I have doubts the poison has left."
• Gummy Slug- "A gelatinous gnat."
• Cooked Gummy Slug- "Really! Am I so destitute?"

Food - Vegetables

• Aloe- "Is one expected to eat it raw?"
• Cooked Aloe- "One must make do."
• Asparagus- "One must always eat one's vegetables."
• Cooked Asparagus- "Rather pungent smell."
• Bean Bugs- "A bug bean."
• Cooked Bean Bugs- "One hopes one is above eating such things."
• Lotus Flower- "One must make time for beauty."
• Cooked Lotus Root- "Quite a pleasant taste."
• Nettle- "Ah! Clears ones sinuses."
• Radish- "Perhaps one can add it to a salad."
• Cooked Radish- "A vegetable side dish."
• Tuber- "Doesn't look ripe at all."
• Fried Tuber- "Still rather inedible."
• Blooming Tuber- "Ripe enough to eat."
• Fried Blooming Tuber- "I prefer something a little more sophisticated."

Food - Crock Pot

• Asparagus Soup- "I do enjoy a bit of soup."
• Feijoada- "One must endure, one supposes."
• Gummy Cake- "A chewy confection."
• Hard Shell Tacos- "Really! One must have standards."
• Iced Tea- "Quite exhilarating."
• Nettle Rolls- "Quite a nice way to make the medecine go down."
• Snake Bone Soup- "A sufficient broth."
• Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "Quite a bit of kick to this!"
• Steamed Ham Sandwich- "I should like steamed clams better."
• Tea- "Ah. A nice cup of tea."

Food - Other

• Clippings- "Really! Does one have to keep everything?"
• Cooked Seed Pod- "
• Flytrap Stalk- "A rather useful hunting trophy."
• Nectar- "
• Magic Water- "Rather looks like a seed."
• Aloe Seeds- "
• Asparagus Seeds- "
• Radish Seeds- "
• Tuber Seeds- "

Misc Items

• Oinc- "This puts my mind at ease."
• Tenpiece Oinc- "I do admit, I prefer a bit of coin in my pocket."
• Centapiece Oinc- "
• Executive Hammer- "Rather speeds up civil engineering."
• Lost Idol- "It appears to be some sort of idol."
• Lost Totem- "Huzzah! A relic of the ancient pig civilization."
• Relic Fragment- "A curious muse to pick. Haw haw!"
• The Blue Sow- "
• The Jeweled Truffle- "
• Pherostone- "Huzzah! Rather makes communication easier."
• Alloy- "I say! That's useful."
• Chitin- "Rather inferior quality."
• Stalking Stick- "I say! This makes walking quite a bit easier."
• Deed of home ownership- "Finally, some civility."
• Regal Scepter- "I am more deserving of this than most."
• Royal Gallery Key- "One wonders what it unlocks."
• Key to the City- "The means to build one's own civilization."
• Queen Malfalfa- "I should like to study this."
• Post Card of the Royal Palace- "Perhaps I could send one back to the Polymathic Society."
• Can of Silly String- "I say! Rather odd artifact to find hereabouts."
• Noxious Cloud- "I say! I'll certainly keep clear of that."

Announcements

• Can't buy item (generic)- "It appears it's not for sale."
• Can't buy item (not enough money)- "I haven't the funds for that. How embarrassing."
• Cannot enter building (generic)- "I say, let me in!"
• Cannot enter building (locked)- "Seems I need to unlock it somehow."
• Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "I say! This is not local real estate."
• Coughing- "Koff! Koff! Harrumph!"
• Digging in Dung Pile-
  • "Quite!"
  • "I say!"
  • "Loathsome bit of business!"
• Fog appearing- "This {item} is sweltering."
• Hay Fever starting- "Bah! I'm rather congested."
• Hay Fever ending- "Huzzah! My sinuses have cleared!"
• Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
  • "That hide is too thick!"
  • "Nary a crack!"
  • "Bah! What am I doing wrong?"
• Putting on Living Artifact- "Huzzah!"
• Sneezing- "Ah...CHOO!"
• Vampire Bats are coming- "Flying beasts! I've no quarrel with you!"

Removed

• Lamp Post (on)- "These pigs do like to act civilized, don't they?"
• Town House- "How Lovely!"
• The Sterling Trough Deli- "Ah! A place for some refined food."
• Curly Tails Mud Spa- "I could do with a bit of grooming."
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "A place of ornamentation."
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Ah! A rather occultish bent to this establishment."
• Seed Pod- "A fine tea tree artifact."
• Iron Hulk (head)- "I say, that's a curious sight!"
• Iron Hulk (hand)- "Seems part of a whole."
• Iron Hulk (foot)- "Rather missing the rest of it."
• Snaptooth Seedling- "I say! There's no need for such behaviour!"
• Pog- "What a jaunty little fellow."