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This page lists Webber's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click on PC, press Y on Xbox One, or press the Triangle button on PS4 to examine items and objects.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Webber's quotes for items found in Reign of Giants. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Lights

• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Sure beats the heat. And darkness."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "That fire is huge!"
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Nice and cool."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a touch low."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "We should put something on the fire before it goes out."
• Endothermic Fire (out)- "Well, that's done."
• Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "Well, that's done. But not forever!"
• Moggles- "I can see for miles and miles."

Survival

• Insulated Pack- "I can bear this pack!"
• Luxury Fan- "This thing is huge!"
• Siesta Lean-to- "Is it nap time?"
• Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "We can't take a nap, it's nighttime!"
• Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "Can't nap with monsters nearby!"
• Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "Time for a snack."
• Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "No naps til daybreak!"
• Tent (overheating)- "
• Tent (burnt)- "The fire destroyed it."
• Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "We can't take a nap in that!"
• Thermal Stone- "It's a rock."
• Thermal Stone (frozen)- "It's cold to the touch."
• Thermal Stone (cold)- "It's getting chilly."
• Thermal Stone (warm)- "It's getting hot!"
• Thermal Stone (hot)- "It's hot to the touch!"
• Pretty Parasol- "It won't keep us from playing in puddles!"

Food

• Crock Pot (burnt)- "Someone must have left the fire going."
• Bee Box (burnt)- "The site of The Great Honey Fire."
• Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "A razed farm is no farm at all."
• Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "It's hard to dry when it's raining."
• Drying Rack (burnt)- "Fire takes all."
• Bucket-o-poop- "I saw mum use this in her gardens."

Science

• Science Machine (burnt)- "I think it's broken."
• Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "All our work- gone."
• Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Another dead friend."
• Rainometer (burnt)- "I don't think that's accurate."
• Ice Flingomatic (off)- "It's off."
• Ice Flingomatic (on)- "This would come in handy in a snowball fight."
• Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "Running low on fuel."
• Electrical Doodad- "We are getting good at crafting!"

Fight

• Scalemail- "Another creature casing."
• Morning Star- "Night light, night bright!"
• Weather Pain- "We'll huff and we'll puff."

Structures

• Pig House (burnt)- "Not so fancy now, pig!"
• Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "A little overdone and overlarge."
• Hay Wall (burnt)- "It didn't keep the fire out."
• Wood Wall (burnt)- "Turns out wood burns really well."
• Chest (burnt)- "It won't be very useful to us now."
• Scaled Chest- "It looks like my old toy chest!"
• Sign (burnt)- "The lettering burnt off."

Magic

• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "It will be of no use to us in that state."
• Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Smells like cooking."
• Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "The fires care not for magic."
• Old Bell- "Exactly the right amount of bell."

Dress

• Cat Cap- "Hat of a cat."
• Fashion Melon- "This is the best idea we have ever had."
• Ice Cube- "This should keep us cool."
• Rain Coat- "We might look silly, but it'll keep our fur dry."
• Rain Hat- "It'll keep the water out of our fur."
• Summer Frest- "Safety first!"
• Floral Shirt- "Grandpa's style, definitely."
• Eyebrella- "Disturbing, but it'll keep us dry."
• Hibearnation Vest- "We'll be the hairiest spider ever."

Nature - Plants

• Birchnut Tree- "My, what nice foliage you have."
• Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Got you good, tree!"
• Birchnut Tree (burning)- "What a senseless waste of firewood."
• Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Only we can prevent forest fires."
• Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "May you have a long and free life."
• Sapling (withered)- "I think the heat broke it."
• Grass Tuft (withered)- "The heat wave bested it."
• Berry Bush (withered)- "Heat too intense for ya?"
• Plant (withered)- "It's all dried out and dead."
• Birchnut- "Tree or food, there's something inside."
• Cactus- "It's got more things coming out of it than we do."
• Cactus (picked)- "It's got no meat left in it."
• Tumbleweed- "Who knows what that tumbleweed has picked up."

Nature - Objects

• Ice- "Chilling."
• Mini Glacier- "Ice can be useful."
• Mini Glacier (melted)- "Puddle!"
• Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "It's too muddy to track."
• Burrow- "Hidey-hole."
• Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "I hope they're okay in there."
• Rundown House (burnt)- "It's in worse shape than before!"
• Merm Head (burnt)- "I wonder who he was."
• Pig Head (burnt)- "Gross."
• Hollow Stump- "Trunk house."
• Hollow Stump (empty)- "The nine lives thing is true!"
• Glommer's Statue- "A statue of some weird bug."
• Glommer's Statue (mined)- "Take that, rock bug!"
• Skeleton (self)- "Er, where did the spider parts go?"
• Sunken Boat (burnt)- "Hard to believe this thing was ever seaworthy."

Turfs

• Deciduous Turf- "Some ground that we dug up."
• Sandy Turf- "Some ground we dug up."

Mobs - Monsters

• Varg- "I don't think that puppy is very happy."
• Poison Birchnut Tree- "What're you so mad about?"
• Birchnutter- "So that's what's inside!"

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Buzzard- "You won't find any carrion here. We're stuck like this."
• Catcoon- "A bit more feral than grandpa's cat."
• Cat Tail- "I always liked pulling Whiskers' tail."
• Volt Goat- "My father kept goats."
• Volt Goat (charged)- "It's all glowy."
• Volt Goat Horn- "This might make a good weapon."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Glommer (normal and sleeping)- "Nice eyes."
• Glommer's Flower- "It doesn't smell very nice."
• Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "I spoke too soon. It smells worse now."
• Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "Funk to funky."
• Glommer's Wings- "I wish I'd at least ended up with wings. Sigh."
• Glommer's Goop- "Yucky muck!"
• Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Come out and play!"
• Moleworm (aboveground)- "Hello little guy!"
• Moleworm (held)- "Hello little guy."

Mobs - Bosses

• Bearger- "Run for the hills!"
• Thick Fur- "It's so thick!"
• Moose/Goose- "She doesn't look all pleased to see us."
• Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "That would make a huge breakfast!"
• Mosling- "Hungry little guys."
• Down Feather- "Tickle torture."
• Dragonfly- "Oh don't you just drag on."
• Scales- "They don't weigh much for scales."
• Lava Spit (hot)- "Too hot for us!"
• Lava Spit (cool)- "Looks safe now."

Mobs - Other

• Bigfoot- "AAAAAAAAAAH!"

Food - Fruits

• Watermelon- "Looks tasty!"
• Grilled Watermelon- "We can cook anything!"

Food - Vegetables

• Cactus Flesh- "Haven't had enough, huh?"
• Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Take that, pokey things!"
• Cactus Flower- "This part is nice."

Food - Crock Pot

• Flower Salad- "We are accomplished chefs!"
• Guacamole- "Holy moley, this is tasty."
• Ice Cream- "We dream of ice cream."
• Melonsicle- "Just the thing for a hot summer day."
• Spicy Chili- "Flavor bombs!"
• Trail Mix- "Crunchy and healthy."

Food - Other

• Roasted Birchnut- "Roasted on an open fire."
• Electric Milk- "A glass of milk with every supper."
• Watermelon Seeds- "If we eat these will they grow inside us?"

Misc Items

• Webber's Skull- "How did this get here?"
• Bone Shards- "Boney bits."
• Old Bell Blueprint- "We're ankle-deep in knowledge!"

Announcements

• Lightning miss- "We're invincible!"
• Overheating- "Hot as heck!"
• Tree Shelter- "Protect us, tree!"
• Wetness (low)- "Splishy splashy!"
• Wetness (medium)- "Uncomfortably moist."
• Wetness (high)- "Wet as a bathtub we can't crawl out of."
• Wetness (highest)- "We're drenched!"
• Dropping tool while wet- "Come back, tool!"
• Smoldering Item- "That thing is about to catch fire."
• Burnt- "Jeepers! That was hot!"
• Trying to sleep on fire- "Mum always said 'Don't sleep in a burning building.'"

Trivia

• When inspecting a Cat Cap, Webber says, "Hat of a cat." This may be a reference to The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss.
• Upon inspecting a Roasted Birchnut, Webber will say "Roasted on an open fire." This is a reference to "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)".
• Inspecting the Moggles, Webber will say "I can see for miles and miles", which is likely a reference to The Who's "I Can See for Miles".
• Examining an Old Bell will lead Webber to say "Exactly the right amount of bell". It is possible that this is reference to Christopher Walken's well-known performance in the Saturday Night Live sketch "More Cowbell".