Webber/Quotes/Shipwrecked
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“We will put you in our web!”
This page lists Webber's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click on PC, press Y on Xbox One, or press the Triangle button on PS4 to examine items and objects.
Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Webber's quotes for items found in Shipwrecked. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.
Tools
Lights
Chiminea (all stages)- "Our fires can stay safe from the wind's clutches."
Bottle Lantern- "Hey in there little buddies, thanks for the light!"
Boat Torch- "It will light my way!"
Boat Lantern- "Seeing where we're going is sure handy!"
Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "We made the fire stones into a fire home!"
Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "That fire is huge!"
Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "The toastiest of fires."
Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a touch low."
Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "We should put something on the fire before it goes out."
Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "Well, that's done. But not forever!"
Tar Lamp- "We could burn some tar for light."
Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "We used coral to corral the fire!"
Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "Woah! It's so hot!"
Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "The fire's burning alright."
Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "The fire's kinda low."
Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "It's not very hot."
Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "Fire's gone!"
Survival
Thatch Pack- "Helps carry goodies!"
Booty Bag- "A booty bundle."
Sea Sack- "Eww, it's wet and squishy."
Tropical Fan- "This thing is huge!"
Silly Monkey Ball- "We've made a friend!"
Tropical Parasol- "It won't keep us from playing in puddles!"
Anti Venom- "This is medicine?"
Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Almost as good as a spider nest."
Food
Mussel Stick- "The mussels do pull ups on this."
Mussel Bed- "They'd be happier in the water."
Fish Farm (empty)- "No fishies."
Fish Farm (growing)- "We drew the sign ourself."
Fish Farm (one fish)- "A fish! It looks lonely."
Fish Farm (two fish)- "Fish friends!"
Fish Farm (three fish)- "So many fish!"
Fish Farm (four fish)- "A whole school! Let's give them homework."
Science
Sea Lab- "We keep dropping our tools in the water by accident."
Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "Ice is useful in this heat."
Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "It's running pretty good!"
Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "I think it needs our help."
Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "This thing's on its last legs. Maybe it can borrow some of ours."
Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "Dead."
Quacken Drill- "It might help us find more tar."
Fight
Poison Spear- "One jab'll do ya."
Poison Dart- "A sneaky weapon..."
Coconade- "This will be so fun!"
Coconade (lit)- "Fire in the hole!"
Spear Gun (empty and all spears)- "Why would anyone launch a spear? Someone might get hurt."
Cutlass Supreme- "There's something fishy about this sword."
Horned Helmet- "How do we look?"
Seashell Suit- "We feel like a knight in not so shiny armor."
Limestone Suit- "Our back hurts..."
Cactus Armor- "Weaponized hugs!"
Structures
Sand Castle- "That was fun!"
Sand Castle (sand)- "We wish we could live inside."
Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Muffled oinking is coming from inside."
Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Too many monkeys."
Limestone Wall (held)- "Why is it called limestone? It's not even green."
Limestone Wall- "Is this wall made of limes?"
Dragoon Den- "Maybe we'll leave that alone."
Sandbag (held)- "Remember to lift with your legs... all eight of them!"
Sandbag- "Sand pillows!"
Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "Let the adventure begin!"
Seaworthy (SW world)- "Bye-bye!"
Buoy- "I'm a little buoy too!"
Sea Chest- "We could keep our bath toys in it!"
Ballphin Palace- "We'll just stay over here... and watch..."
Sea Wall (held)- "We could put this down on the water."
Sea Wall- "Maybe the rubber blobs would like a playpen!"
Refine
Cloth- "We could make a new blankie. Or not."
Limestone- "So bumpy..."
Empty Bottle- "We wish this was filled with soda pop."
Coral Nubbin- "It'll grow some hair soon."
Magic
Piratihatitator- "This is definitely a thing."
Piratihatitator (burnt)- "All burned up!"
Dripple Pipes- "It's just begging to be played!"
Dress
Brain of Thought- "It feels smart and squishy on our head."
Snakeskin Hat- "Does snakeskin make us look tough?"
Snakeskin Jacket- "Rain will bead off our reptilian coat."
Blubber Suit- "A boy inside a spider inside a whale."
Windbreaker- "Wind can't hold us back!"
Tar Suit- "Oh, oh yuck! We'll never get that out of our fur!"
Particulate Purifier- "We are protected from sick smells..."
Sleek Hat- "We feel light on our feet."
Shark Tooth Crown- "A smile to wear on our forehead!"
Dumbrella- "One for each of us!"
Nautical
Log Raft- "This does not look swift."
Raft- "Do we think this is sturdy enough?"
Row Boat- "How's that old song go?"
Cargo Boat- "Ah we can stretch all our legs..."
Armored Boat- "It provides peace of mind at sea."
Encrusted Boat- "Ready to set sail!"
Boat Repair Kit- "Never leave home without one."
Thatch Sail- "This'll give us a push!"
Cloth Sail- "Now we can harness the wind!"
Snakeskin Sail- "With our sheet of gross skins, we're ready for adventure."
Feather Lite Sail- "A feathery sail makes for swift travel."
Iron Wind- "Who needs a sail!"
Boat Cannon- "With this we can make a warship!"
Quackering Ram- "Everyone get out of our way!!"
Sea Trap (held and placed)- "Things swim in. Dinner comes out."
Sea Yard (off)- "It won't work again until we fuel it."
Sea Yard (on)- "It's making the boats feel better!"
Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "We gotta fill it up soon."
Tar Extractor (off)- "It's off right now."
Tar Extractor (on)- "It's running real good!"
Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "It's running out of juice."
Trawl Net- "I wonder what we'll drag up."
Trawl Net (detached)- "What a tangled web we weave!"
Trawl Net (sinking)- "It's going down. Slowly."
Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "It's going down!"
Spyglass- "I can see so far!"
Super Spyglass- "We can see better than all our eyes!"
Captain Hat- "Just like a real boatguy!"
Pirate Hat- "Aaargh, we feel so salty!"
Lucky Hat- "Yarr! Haha."
Life Jacket- "It pays to be safe."
Volcanic
Obsidian Machete- "It cooks with every cut!"
Obsidian Axe- "We'll be unstoppable!"
Obsidian Spear- "One jab make 'em burn up!"
Obsidian Armor- "Our enemies will feel the heat!"
Obsidian Coconade- "The weather will be bomb-y!"
Howling Conch- "A gentle ocean breeze waits within this shell. Well, maybe not so gentle."
Sail Stick- "It's a stick!"
Volcano Staff- "The volcano does our bidding!"
Nature - Plants
Bamboo Patch (normal and burning)- "Cute little bamboo."
Jungle Tree- "Not a bad tree."
Viney Bush and Snake Den (normal and burning)- "It's a nice bush."
Bamboo Patch (stump and withered)- "It has a bamboo-boo."
Jungle Tree (stump)- "We cut it up!"
Viney Bush and Snake Den (stump)- "We took it all."
Jungle Tree (burning)- "Too hot!"
Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "It's bamburnt."
Jungle Tree (burnt)- "It's not green anymore."
Viney Bush and Snake Den (burnt)- "All burned up."
Bamboo Root- "We're a gardening expert!"
Viney Bush Root- "Where should we put this?"
Jungle Tree (sapling)- "Grow, grow, grow!"
Jungle Tree Seed- "Hard to believe such a big tree comes from this!"
Bamboo- "Such a useful stick-type thing."
Vine- "This stuff is wild."
Grass (water)- "It's going for a swim."
Brainy Sprout (normal and picked)- "I want to poke it, but I'm afraid our hand will get stuck."
Seaweed (planted and picked)- "We should weed that out, maybe."
Mangrove- "It would be a cool place for a treehouse."
Mangrove (burnt)- "So no treehouse, then."
Palm Tree- "This tree has presents!"
Palm Tree (burning)- "What a senseless waste of firewood."
Palm Tree (burnt)- "It's dropped its last coconut."
Palm Tree (stump)- "Goodbye, Tree of Palms."
Palm Tree (sapling)- "Aw. It's so little."
Palm Leaf- "Big leaf."
Regular Jungle Tree- "Nothing out of the ordinary here."
Tidal Plant- "It looks like a weed."
Nature - Objects
Crabbit Den (normal and collapsed)- "The sixlegger lives underground."
Fishermerm's Hut- "Can I come in?"
Merm Hut- "Smells fishy."
Merm Hut (burnt)- "It's in worse shape than before!"
Shoal- "Fishies for the taking!"
Wobster Den- "That is where the armored meat goes during the day."
Coral Reef- "A coral party!"
Coral- "Pretty colors."
Coral Larva- "Aw, hi there."
Limpet Rock (normal and withered)- "This rock is covered in food things!"
Limpet Rock (picked)- "Come back, yumyums."
Magma Pile- "Beneath that stony exterior lies... stone, probably."
Krissure- "The ground is angry."
Steamer Trunk- "Better finish packing."
Sandy Pile- "Wish we had a bucket and a shovel."
Sand- "We like to feel it beneath our feet."
Sharkitten Den- "Maybe some kitties will come out and play?"
Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "Bland sand."
Volcano- "Is that a... oh my..."
Dragoon Egg- "Will it hatch soon?"
- Suspicious Bubbles- "Which end are those coming from?"
- Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "It went home..."
- Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail, Monsoon Season)- "It's so choppy!"
- Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "We're on the trail!"
Tar Slick- "The yucky stuff down there might be useful."
Tar- "Eww! It's stuck in our fur!"
Tar Trap- "Yuck! It's sticky!"
Tidal Pool- "It's like a fishbowl... without the bowl!"
Lava Pool- "Blazing hot!"
Mussels- "Yuck."
Mussels (with stick)- "Is it done yet?"
Slot Machine- "I think I'm too young for this."
Electric Isosceles- "How unsettling!"
Octo Chest- "Let's look inside!"
Debris- "Where's the rest of the ship?"
Crate- "Wow, a crate."
Wildbore Head (normal and burnt)- "He doesn't look too happy."
Seashell- "We can hear the ocean with these. We can also hear it without them."
Poisonous Hole- "Yikes! The ground is farting!"
Gunpowder Barrel- "Boom-material!"
X Marks the Spot- "Treasure, treasure, treasure!"
Rawling- "We like the wild ball man."
Watery Grave- "Blub blub."
Wreck- "A reminder to respect the sea."
Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "Can we eat off this?"
Grassy Thing- "It's weird!"
Screw Thing- "Someone's got a screw loose."
Wooden Potato Thing- "Aw, it's not even edible."
Ring Thing- "Maybe it's for hulahooping?"
Nature - Volcano
Obsidian Workbench- "We forge the fire items here!"
Coffee Plant- "It's covered in the happy beans."
Coffee Plant (picked)- "We took them all."
Coffee Plant (barren)- "No more mean beans."
Coffee Plant (withered)- "The bean bush looks sad."
Coffee Plant (held)- "With just a little love you could grow again."
Elephant Cactus- "It's made of hurt!"
Elephant Cactus (withered)- "It's withered, but still hurts to touch."
Elephant Cactus Stump- "Are you sleeping in there?"
Elephant Cactus (held)- "Now I can use it."
Cactus Spike- "This could really hurt someone."
Obsidian Boulder- "This rock is pretty tough."
Obsidian- "Volcano rocks rock!"
Charcoal Boulder- "Big, crumbly rock."
Burnt Ash Tree- "I think it's speaking to me."
Dragoon Saliva- "Keep your bodily fluids to yourself!"
Woodlegs' Cage- "Someone free him!"
Woodlegs (free)- "
Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "We can't use it right now."
Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "We can feed the hungry volcano! But what does it like to eat?"
- Volcano (exit)- "We can escape the heat here."
Turfs
Mobs - Monsters
Crocodog- "Ohh, oh no, uh, fetch??"
Yellow Crocodog- "Leave us alone!"
Blue Crocodog- "Don't mind us, Mr. Dog!"
Floaty Boaty Knight- "It's mean!"
Flup- "Why is it so aggressive!"
Eyeshot- "I can't imagine this would hurt very much."
Pirate Ghost- "As if normal pirates weren't scary enough!"
Poison Mosquito- "These ones leave a gift when they bite."
Yellow Mosquito Sack- "The backside of a mosquito."
Snake- "We should keep our distance from these ones."
Poison Snake- "These ones have a sick bite!"
Snakeskin- "The skin of a snake!"
Spider Warrior (venomous)- "Can you teach us to fight good?"
Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "Night-night."
Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "Forgive us."
Sea Hound- "Sh...Sh...SHARK!!!!!"
Stink Ray- "Aren't you cute! Hey, what's that smell..."
Swordfish- "We like your sword face, fish!"
White Whale- "His eyes burn with hatred!"
White Whale Carcass- "This is a very big dead thing."
Dragoon- "It's a trailblazer!"
Mobs - Neutral Animals
Pig (follower)- "Hoist the sails, matey!"
Blue Whale- "Buck up, big fella!"
Blue Whale Carcass (all stages)- "Its suffering is over now."
Bottlenose Ballphin- "Playful rubber blobs. We'll watch from afar."
Dorsal Fin- "Probably as close as I can get to these guys."
Jellyfish- "The sea is full of such weird junk."
Jellyfish (held)- "That blob is alive!"
Water Beefalo (normal, sleeping, and follower)- "Cool horns."
Horn- "We could put these on something to make it sharp."
Prime Ape- "My best frenemy."
Wildbore- "I don't think he's friendly."
Mobs - Passive Animals
Bioluminescence- "Wooow! Pretty water lights!"
Crabbit and Beardling (normal and held)- "One, two... s-six legs. Aw, we thought maybe you were a friend."
Shifting Sands- "Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
Dogfish- "Say, there's a lot of meat on you!"
Sharkitten- "Here kitty, kitty!"
Fishbone (normal and Packim dead)- "We wonder what this is?"
Fishbone (ashes)- "Funk to funky."
Packim Baggims- "Hello our large-mouthed friend!"
Rainbow Jellyfish- "You look really nice!"
Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "What do you think it eats?"
Parrot- "Aren't you a chatty fellow!"
Parrot Pirate- "As far as birds go, this one's very fashionable."
Seagull- "We want to throw something at you."
Seagull (in water)- "It must be nice to fly...and eat garbage."
Toucan- "What a colorful beak you have!"
Cormorant- "That's a big bird!"
Doydoy- "Nothing behind the eyes..."
Doydoy Nest- "The lil dummies come from these."
Doydoy Feather- "Hmmm, it dropped this."
Doydoy Egg- "Where dumb life begins."
Cracked Doydoy Egg- "It cracked under the pressure."
Baby Doydoy- "Aww, it's a lil dummy."
Wobster- "This meat wears armor!"
Fishermerm- "Half-human, half-animal. Too weird."
Mobs - Bosses
Palm Treeguard- "Mean tree!"
Quacken- "Run away!"
Quacken Tentacle- "Leave me alone!"
Chest of the Depths- "Let's open it!"
Quacken Beak- "Can it still eat me?"
Sealnado- "Nature hates us!"
Sealnado (failed attack)- "
Sealnado (seal form)- "Its cheeks look so pinchable!"
Turbine Blades- "What a curious object."
Magic Seal- "We can feel the strength coursing through it!"
Tiger Shark- "Out of the water!"
Eye of the Tiger Shark- "What're you looking at?"
Shark Gills- "A big fish's breathing bits."
Mobs - Other
Food - Meats
Dead Dogfish- "All dogfish go to heaven, right?"
Dead Swordfish- "Should we eat it or use it?"
Tropical Fish- "It's pretty!"
Dead Jellyfish- "It is neither jelly nor fish. It is also no longer alive."
Cooked Jellyfish- "We hoped it would be more... solid."
Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "Sorry, fishy."
Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "I love brightly colored food!"
Dried Jellyfish- "We'll try anything once."
Raw Fish- "It would probably be better cooked."
"Ballphin Free" Tuna- "We left our can opener at home."
Fish Steak- "Flaky and moist. Delicious."
Fish Morsel- "It's a little fishy."
Cooked Fish Morsel- "Boney."
Limpets- "Do we have to eat these?"
Cooked Limpets- "Taste like ocean."
Mussel- "Maybe one day I'll have big mussels."
Cooked Mussel- "Still kind of gross."
Roe- "These aren't spider eggs."
Cooked Roe- "Not the kind of eggs we're used to."
Neon Quattro- "You're so slimy!"
Cooked Neon Quattro- "Mmm, smells good!"
Pierrot Fish- "It's slippery!"
Cooked Pierrot Fish- "It's not as cute anymore."
Purple Grouper- "Haha! What a silly face."
Cooked Purple Grouper- "He likes the fish heads. I don't."
Shark Fin- "Do we touch it?"
Dead Wobster- "It's not moving anymore..."
Delicious Wobster- "Yum, yum, yum!"
Fried Doydoy Egg- "To make an omelette you have to endanger a few species."
Bile-Covered Slop- "It's a big goopy mess."
Dragoon Heart- "It's strangely hot."
Food - Fruits
Banana- "A bundle of bananas."
Cooked Banana- "Hot mush."
Coconut- "Food! From a tree!"
Halved Coconut- "Now there's one for each of us."
Roasted Coconut- "Just needs a tiny umbrella."
Coffee Beans- "These smell... adult."
Roasted Coffee Beans- "These make me feel funny."
Food - Vegetables
Seaweed- "Salad of the sea..."
Roasted Seaweed- "Very salty."
Dried Seaweed- "It sticks to the roof of our mouth!"
Sweet Potato (planted)- "We want to eat that!"
Sweet Potato- "You say po-tat-o, I say dinner!"
Cooked Sweet Potato- "Orange foodmush."
Food - Crock Pot
Banana Pop- "Yaaay! Popsicle, popsicle!"
Bisque- "We lift our pinkies when we eat it."
California Roll- "Hmm, something smells fishy about this!"
Ceviche- "Yucky!"
Coffee- "Bitter..."
Jelly-O Pop- "Yummy!"
Lobster Bisque- "We want to pour it all over our tongues!"
Lobster Dinner- "We have to eat it with our eyes closed. Too many legs!"
Seafood Gumbo- "We could eat it forever!"
Shark Fin Soup- "Yum, yum, soup!"
Surf 'n' Turf- "Eww, healthy!"
Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Cripes! We can't wait for these crepes!"
Monster Tartare- "Looks amazing!"
Mussel Bouillabaise- "About as appetizing as they get."
Sweet Potato Souffle- "It's so dainty."
Caviar- "So fancy!"
Tropical Bouillabaisse- "Mmm! Tastes like food!"
Food - Other
Blubber- "Fat and happy."
Brainy Matter- "Yummy headmeats!"
Sweet Potato Seeds- "We could plant these to grow more sweet potatoes."
Misc Items
Venom Gland- "The key to feeling better if we get sick."
Dubloons- "Shiny coins!"
Hail- "Brrr!"
Message in a Bottle- "Maybe there's a comic book in here!"
Spoiled Fish- "It's no good to anyone now."
Snake Oil- "It really works!"
Harpoon- "It's awful sharp."
Trident- "We feel like a god with this in our hands!"
Peg Leg- "This be our smackin' leg."
Orange Soda- "Is it our birthday!"
Voodoo Doll- "Reminds me of Teddy..."
Ukulele- "I wonder if it's in tune."
License Plate- "Where's the automobile?"
Ancient Vase- "This is a lot older than we are."
Brain Cloud Pill- "What's a brain cloud?"
Wine Bottle Candle- "What was in the bottle?"
Broken AAC Device- "Where did the words go?"
One True Earring- "This belonged to a pirate!"
Old Boot- "Too big for us..."
Sextant- "It's very shiny."
Toy Boat- "Yaaaay!"
Soaked Candle- "We probably can't light that."
Sea Worther- "Is this a toy?"
Iron Key- "A thing for opening other things."
Bone Key- "What will it open?"
Golden Key- "The key's probably worth more than what it unlocks."
Tarnished Crown- "We want to wear it."
Announcements
- Volcano eruption warning- "I don't think that was our tummy."
- Volcano eruption- "It's raining fire!"
- Sea Hounds are coming- "Mean sea hounds! Leave us alone!"
- Crocodogs are coming- "Doggies are coming!"
- Sealnado is coming- "That sounded like a big meanie."
- Map border approaching- "I don't like this..."
- Entering map border- "We're trembling in our pantaloons!"
- Exiting map border- "That was scary!"
Riding wave- "Weee!"
- Boat losing durability- "Our boat's hurt!"
- Boat leak- "The water is too rough!"
- Boat sinking- "Down, down, down we go!"
Trawl Net full- "Let's pull 'er up!"
- Crabbit escape- "You slippery snail...er, crabbit!"
Wrong world- "I don't think I can find this treasure here."
Removed
Speargun- "We shoot it!"
Poison Speargun- "I better point this away from myself."
Obsidian Speargun- "Like shooting fireworks!"
Sandbag- "Keeps the wet stuff out."
Joy of Volcanology- "I can't read, but he can!"
Joy of Volcanology- "I'm not a good reader, but he is!"
Jungle Tree- "This tree holds many secrets of this place."
Seashell- "Sea litter."
Magma Pile- "It's a bunch of stony stones."
Malfunctioning Novelty Ride- "No one's going through this."
Pirate Ghost- "As if pirates weren't scary enough!"
Bottlenose Ballphin- "What playful little rubbery blobs."
Crabbit and Beardling (normal and held)- "1, 2...4 legs. Thought you were maybe a friend."
Crabbit and Beardling (normal and held)- "It would look good in a cooking pot!"
Seaweed (plant)- "Even the sea gets weeds!"
Blue Whale Carcass (all stages)- "Its suffering is over."
Limpet Rock (normal and withered)- "It's covered in limpets."
Limpet Rock (picked)- "All gone."
Delicious Wobster- "Yum yum yum!"
- Entering map border- "It would seem my future is foggy."
- Exiting map border- "I think I felt something brush against my leg..."
Trivia
- His quote for a Dead Dogfish ("All dogfish go to heaven, right?") is a reference to the film All Dogs Go to Heaven.
- Upon examining a Crabbit, Webber says that since it only has 6 legs, it is not a spider and thus "not a friend". This is technically true since real-life spiders have eight legs, but Spiders in Don't Starve only have six legs like a Crabbit.
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