Wheeler/Quotes/Reign of Giants

Wheeler

Hamlet

Quotes

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Reign of Giants

Shipwrecked

Hamlet

“Can you hear that? It's adventure calling.”

–Wheeler

"I also know the heartbreak of losing the ability to fly."

This page lists Wheeler's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wheeler's quotes for items found in Reign of Giants. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Lights

• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "A cold fire! I wonder if it still makes balloons rise."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "Woohoo! I'm getting cold under the collar!"
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Much better than the summer campfires I had when I was a kid."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "Better add some fuel before it warms up."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Quick, add fuel before it gets warm!"
• Endothermic Fire (out)- "Well, it was interesting while it lasted."
• Endothermic Fire Pit(out)- "Throw some fuel in there and it'll start right up again."
• Moggles- "Ready for a little nighttime exploring?"

Survival

• Insulated Pack- "A nice little picnic basket."
• Luxury Fan- "Hey, whatever works."
• Siesta Lean-to- "For little day trips to dreamland."
• Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "I can't nap at night. I sleep too long."
• Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "No time for naps, I'm in jeopardy!"
• Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "Last time I slept on an empty stomach I ate my pillow."
• Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "Caves are for spelunking, not sleeping."
• Tent (overheating)- "I'm not that eager for adventure!"
• Tent (burnt)- "Glad I wasn't in it at the time."
• Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "It looks burnt out."
• Thermal Stone- "It's a rock. An interesting rock. But a rock."
• Thermal Stone (frozen)- "So cold my fingers will stick to it if I'm not careful."
• Thermal Stone (cold)- "Pfft. I could barely get frost bite from it now."
• Thermal Stone (warm)- "Somewhere in between warm milk and excruciating heat."
• Thermal Stone (hot)- "A big hot rock. What more could a gal ask for?"
• Pretty Parasol- "It's pretty. Pretty useful."

Food

• Crock Pot (burnt)- "No one ever accused me of being a good cook."
• Bee Box (burnt)- "Smells like honey roasted wood."
• Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "Swell. Time to find another hobby."
• Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "This rain's not helping things."
• Drying Rack (burnt)- "A little too dry."
• Bucket-o-poop- "Swell. A bucket of poop."

Science

• Science Machine (burnt)- "I'm guessing it's time to rebuild."
• Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Swell. It's useless now."
• Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Wonder what the temperature of that fire was."
• Rainometer (burnt)- "Guess it can't predict fire as well as it predicts rain."
• Ice Flingomatic (off)- "Well, it's not going to work when it's off."
• Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Nothing keeps fire away like chucking pieces of ice at it."
• Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "I need to refuel."
• Electrical Doodad- "One of these is nice. Two is better."

Fight

• Scalemail- "Some kind of fancy flight suit."
• Morning Star- "Speak softly and carry a bright stick."
• Weather Pain- "I think I'll see which way the wind blows before I use this."

Structures

• Pig House (burnt)- "Guess there's no fire department around here."
• Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Looks a little burnt."
• Hay Wall (burnt)- "Can't say I didn't see that coming."
• Wood Wall (burnt)- "What did I think would happen?"
• Chest (burnt)- "Guess I shouldn't have made it out of wood."
• Scaled Chest- "Who doesn't need a fireproof chest?"
• Sign (burnt)- "Still functions as a landmark."

Magic

• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Not so great at resurrecting itself."
• Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Couldn't pull a fire extinguisher out of that top hat?"
• Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "A sure sign it wasn't fireproofed."
• Old Bell- "I could ring it. That'd be fun."

Dress

• Cat Cap- "It's like walking around with a cat on my head."
• Fashion Melon- "Admit it. I look good in this."
• Ice Cube- "Quite frankly, I don't care who sees me like this."
• Rain Coat- "Alright rain, hit me with your best shot!"
• Rain Hat- "Keeps my noggin nice and dry."
• Summer Frest- "My sneaking around skills will finally get noticed."
• Floral Shirt- "Still smells like flowers."
• Eyebrella- "Guess it likes to look at the sky."
• Hibearnation Vest- "I'll call it my "Wintertime Adventure Vest"."

Nature - Plants

• Birchnut Tree- "Nice enough, as trees go."
• Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Chopped it with my own two hands."
• Birchnut Tree (burning)- "That'll burn out soon."
• Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Just a pile of ash."
• Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "It's a stick. I'm not going to get all sentimental about it."
• Sapling (withered)- "Likes this heat about as much as I do."
• Grass Tuft (withered)- "Go figure, it's having trouble growing in this excrutiating heat."
• Berry Bush (withered)- "Cold enough for you? Obviously not."
• Plant (withered)- "If you can't take the heat, get out of the garden."
• Birchnut- "Looks like a projectile to me."
• Cactus- "It's almost like it doesn't want to be eaten."
• Cactus (picked)- "I'd be okay if it didn't grow back."
• Tumbleweed- "The chase is on!"

Nature - Objects

• Ice- "Bet these would make for some fine frigid projectiles."
• Mini Glacier- "Breaks up into a bunch of frozen projectiles."
• Mini Glacier (melted)- "It's all wet."
• Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "Drat! Foiled by a bunch of mud."
• Burrow- "Where are you hiding?"
• Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "Hope they're relaxing in little mud baths down there."
• Rundown House (burnt)- "I'm sure they'll rebuild."
• Merm Head (burnt)- "Well, I won't miss it."
• Pig Head (burnt)- "Can't say I'm going to miss it."
• Hollow Stump- "With all that yarn, there must be knitter inside."
• Hollow Stump (empty)- "Nothing but stump."
• Glommer's Statue- "Swell. A big bug statue."
• Glommer's Statue (mined)- "It's my policy to always break things open and see what's inside."
• Skeleton (self)- "Wow. That's a new one."
• Sunken Boat (burnt)- "That's how most adventures end."

Turfs

• All Turfs- "Do I really need to drag this dirt around with me?"

Mobs - Monsters

• Varg- "You'd be better as a cat."
• Poison Birchnut Tree- "Swell. Even the trees are alive."
• Birchnutter- "Well, I wanted to see something new."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Buzzard- "Nice wings. Wanna give me a ride?"
• Catcoon- "Cats make better pets than dogs. It's a fact."
• Cat Tail- "Heads or tails? I pick tails."
• Volt Goat- "Seems friendly enough."
• Volt Goat (charged)- "My hair gets like that in a thunderstorm too."
• Volt Goat Horn- "I guess I could poke something with it."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Glommer- "Do you like flying as much as I do?"
• Glommer's Flower- "My flying buddy likes the smell."
• Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Nothing but fertilizer now."
• Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "Well, hopefully there's another one."
• Glommer's Wings- "(sigh) If only I could use them to fly."
• Glommer's Goop- "I have to find a good use for it before it stinks up the place."
• Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Get outta there!"
• Moleworm (aboveground)- "Hoo hoo! I'll get you yet!"
• Moleworm (held)- "So you're the one eating all my ammo!"

Mobs - Bosses

• Bearger- "If I was looking for trouble, I just found it."
• Thick Fur- "Nice thick fur."
• Moose/Goose- "Tell me, can you fly with those wings?"
• Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "Looks cozy. Kinda."
• Mosling- "You could be a great flyer if you just applied yourself."
• Down Feather- "This would be useful if I could find more of them."
• Dragonfly- "All that hot air must be keeping her afloat."
• Scales- "What am I supposed to do with some old skin?"
• Lava Spit (hot)- "I'm a good spitter too, but you don't see me showing off."
• Lava Spit (cool)- "I bet it has dragonfly cooties."

Mobs - Other

• Bigfoot- "I can't even see this guy's head, he's so big."

Food - Fruits

• Watermelon- "A big ball of fruit."
• Grilled Watermelon- "Are those grill marks or big seeds."

Food - Vegetables

• Cactus Flesh- "Still a little prickly."
• Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Bottom's up!"
• Cactus Flower- "A nice flowery projectile."

Food - Crock Pot

• Flower Salad- "Am I supposed to eat this with a pitch fork?"
• Guacamole- "How adorably appetizing."
• Ice Cream- "I'm going to eat this so fast I'll get an ice cream headache!"
• Melonsicle- "Frozen fruit on a stick. A meal fit for kings."
• Spicy Chili- "Smells like something burning."
• Trail Mix- "Ready for a hike."

Food - Other

• Roasted Birchnut- "Nothing like the smell of roasted nuts."
• Electric Milk- "Nothing like a nice warm, statically-charged glass of milk."
• Watermelon Seeds- "Tiny torpedos you can also plant."

Misc Items

• Webber's Skull- "I should bury it before it starts haunting me."
• Bone Shards- "Who knew bone shards would be so useful?"
• Old Bell Blueprint- "That's about the most interesting bell I've ever seen."

Announcements

• Lightning miss- "Another daring escape!"
• Overheating- "It's hotter than my balloon burner out here."
• Tree Shelter- "I'm staying here so the weather doesn't get me."
• Wetness (low)- "A little rain never killed anyone."
• Wetness (medium)- "Swell. Now I have soakers."
• Wetness (high)- "Ugh! I'm liable to drown out here!"
• Wetness (highest)- "I'm more water than person!"
• Dropping tool while wet- "It's all this rain that's making my tools slip."
• Smoldering Item- "Where there's smoke, there's fire."
• Burnt- "Well, no one ever accused me of being a good cook."
• Trying to sleep on fire- "I'm not that eager for adventure!"