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–Wigfrid

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This page lists Wigfrid's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wigfrid's quotes for items found in Hamlet. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Shears- "Tis a weapön tö use against a mighty hedge!"

Lights

• Cork Candle Hat- "Mine hands are nöw free tö pillage ruins!"
• Cowl- "Tö see thröugh the eyes öf mine enemy!"

Survival

• Bug B'Gone- "A mighty weapön tö vanquish the bugs."
• Bird Whistle- "It sööthes the feathered beasts."

Food

• Sprinkler- "Rain cömes fröm within it's wörkings."

Science

• Smelter- "The tööls öf dwarves."
• Oscillating Fan- "Cönquers the heat!"

Fight

• Halberd- "Tis nö spear, yet tis still valörous!"
• Cork Bat- "'Tis a weapön öf much lightness."
• Weevole Mantle- "Armör made fröm the skin öf mine enemy."
• Mant Mask- "Mine helm wöuld have sufficed."
• Mant Suit- "This armör is nöt wörthy öf a shieldmaiden!"
• Fancy Helmet- "'twill prötect mine head!"
• Tin Suit- "Armör wörthy öf my deeds."
• Blunderbuss- "A thunderöus weapön!"

Structures

• Cork Barrel- "It hölds my stuff!"

Refine

• Claw Palm Sapling- "May it gröw as tall as Thör."

Magic

• Hogus Porkusator- "What wisdöm döth this pig hide?"
• Pugalisk Wand- "Prepare tö be stunned by my gaze!"
• Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "Önward tö adventure!"
• Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Öutward tö adventure!"
• Living Artifact- "I will be unbeatable ön the battlefield!"
• Root Trunk- "The spöils öf the battle nöw föllöw me!"
• Vortex Cloak- "A clöak wörthy öf a warriör!"

Dress

• Gas Mask- "Pöisönöus air shall nöt cönsume me!!"
• Pith Hat- "A helm. Nöt mine öwn."
• Thunderhat- "Tis a hat wörthy öf Thör."

Nautical

• Cork Bowl Canoe- "'Tis more like a stage prop than a viking vessel."

​Treasure Hunting

• Disarming Tools- "A weapön för traps!"
• Ball Pein Hammer- "This hammer is önly gööd för bashing tiny things."
• Gold Pan- "It shall vanquish the pieces öf tiny göld!"
• Magnifying Glass- "It giveth me mighty eyesight."

​City Planning

• Lamp Post (off)- "Nary a glimmer."
• Lamp Post (on)- "It shines bright this night."
• Town House- "A village höme wörthy öf a shield maiden's prötectiön."
• Town House (burning)- "Aflame with the fires öf Hel!"
• The Sterling Trough Deli- "Fine cuts öf meat reside within!"
• The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "Aflame!"
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "Let the bartering cömmence!"
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "The great Löge is near!"
• Curly Tails Mud Spa- "Items för healing battle wöunds."
• Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "The fire cönsumes it!"
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "I require meat!"
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "The göds have justly punished it!"
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "Freya's items are böught and söld within."
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "Hel's fire!"
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "Many strange things are cöntained within!"
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "It has been set aflame!"
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "A shöp öf the mystic arts!"
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "Magic cöuld nöt save this shöp."
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "I shall prepare för battle within!"
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "I will avenge the weapöns!"
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "All I need is a gööd battle helm upön mine head!"
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "A glöriöus blaze!"
• Swinesbury Academy- "It hölds many artifacts öf mighty sagas."
• Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "A mighty fire!"
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "It hölds the secret öf change making."
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "I will avenge yöu!"
• The Tinkerer's Tower- "Its crafting secrets will be mine!"
• The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "It incurred the wrath öf the göds!"
• Swinesbury City Hall- "The ruler öf this land lays within."
• Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "Afire!"
• My City Hall- "Where I preside över my warriör village."
• My City Hall (burning)- "Fire cönsumes it."
• Security Contract- "I can hire fellöw warriörs with this."
• Slanty Shanty- "A place tö lay önes spear."
• Slanty Shanty (locked)- "It can be purchased."
• Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "Öh cruel Hel, what have I döne tö deserve such treatment!"
• Watch Tower- "A förtificatiön fit för war!"
• Watch Tower (burning)- "Hel's fire!"

​Renovate

• House Expansion Permit- "Anöther rööm is mine för the taking!"
• Demolition Permit- "Permissiön tö dö battle with my höuse!"

Flooring

• Wood Flooring- "Adequate."
• Marble Flooring, Checkered Flooring, Slate Flooring, Sheet Metal Flooring, Garden Stone Flooring, Geometric Tiles Flooring, Shag Carpet, Wood Panel Flooring, Herringbone Flooring, Hexagon Flooring, Curvy Hoof Flooring, and Octagon Flooring- "I care nöt för such frilly things."
• Transitional Flooring- "Barely wörthy öf my warriör feet."

Shelves

• Carved Bookshelf, Marble Shelf, Ladder Shelf, Hutch Shelf, Adjustable Shelf, Crates Shelf, Floating Shelf, and Pallet Shelf- "Its uses are plentiful!"
• Basic Bookshelf, Industrial Shelf, Windowed Cabinet, Wall Mounted Shelf, Pipe Shelf, and Hat Tree- "Things may be put ön thee!"
• Cinderblock Bookshelf- "I cöuld cleave these röcks in twö!"
• Glass Shelf- "'Tis made fröm breakable stuff."
• A-Frame Shelf- "Its uses are plentiful."
• Fridge- "What manner öf furniture is this?!"

Plantholders

• Basic Plantholder, WIP Plantholder, Fancy Plantholder, Bonsai Plantholder, Dishgarden Plantholder, Philodendron Plantholder, Orchid Plantholder, Draceana Plantholder, Xerographica Plantholder, Birdcage Plantholder, Palm Plantholder, ZZ Plantholder, Fernstand Plantholder, Fern Plantholder, Terrarium Plantholder, Plantpet Plantholder, Traps Plantholder, Pitcher Plantholder, and Marble Plantholder- "I care nöt för such frilly things."
• "Character" Tree- "Has the löök öf öne that has been vanquished."
• Festive Tree- "A tree wörthy öf a festive seasön!"

Columns

• Planed Wood Column and Millinery Column- "It döth höld up a rööf."
• Round Column and Lit Marble Column- "A beam wörthy öf the Halls öf Valhalla."

Wall Papers

• Wood Paneling- "Adequate."
• Checkered Wall Paper, Floral Wall Paper, Sunflower Wall Paper, Harlequin Wall Paper, Peagawk Wall Paper, Orange Wall Paper, Purple Wall Paper, Rope Wall Panneling, Circle Wall Tiling, Marble Wall Tiling, Fine Wall Tiling, Full Wall Moulding, and Upholstered Wall- "I care nöt för such frilly things."

Ceiling Lights

• Wired Bulb- "It shall light my cönquests."
• Metal Shade Lamp- "A light wörthy öf shining upön me!"
• Chandelier, Cherry Lamp Shade, Hanging Blooming Lamp, and Hanging Floral Lamp- "I care nöt för its frilliness!"
• Rope Light and Dual Rope Light- "It shall light my cönquests!"
• Blown Glass Bulb- "A light wörthy öf shining upön me."
• Tophat Light and Derby Light- "Its fancy hat döth nöt impress me!"

Wall Decorations

• Photo and Full Length Mirror- "What a mighty visage!"
• Embroidery Hoop- "A tapestry wörthy öf Valhalla."
• Mosaic- "A pattern wörthy öf a shield."
• Wreath- "'Tis Yule time already?"
• Axe- "'Tis nöt a spear!"
• Hunt- "A display wörthy öf mine wall."
• Periodic Table- "I can make nö sense öf this."
• Gears Art- "'Tis metalwörk."
• Cape- "Tis nöt mine cape."
• No Smoking- "Thine rules döth stiffle me!"
• Black Cat- "Cats are fine hunters."
• Tasteful Fish Mounting- "A mighty fish which hath been cönquered."
• Beefalo Mounting- "A lessön tö all whö tangle with me!"

Chairs

• Classic Chair, Corner Chair, Horned Chair, Stuffed Chair, Rocking Chair, and Fancy Chaise- "A place tö rest after a hard day's battle."
• Bench- "A place tö lay döwn after a hard day's battle."
• Footrest, Lounge Chair, and Ottoman Chair- "A place tö put up my feet."
• Massager Chair- "I questiön its intentiöns!"

House Upgrades

• Cottage Kit- "Shelter fröm the elements."
• Tudor Home Kit- "Höuse! Prepare tö be built!"
• Gothic Home Kit- "Rejöice! För it shall be mine höme!"
• Brick Home Kit- "Brick is nö match för my building skills!"
• Turreted Home Kit- "I shall assemble it intö a wörthy dwelling!"
• Villa Kit- "I shall build a hall wörthy öf a shieldmaiden!"
• Manor Kit- "I shall assemble it intö a hall wörthy öf Valhalla!"

Doors

• Hardwood Door and Curtained Door- "Henceförth tö anöther rööm!"
• Stone Archway and Industrial Door- "Yönder lies anöther rööm!"
• Forest Door- "A döör öf Yggdrasil."
• Wrought Iron Door- "Leads nöt tö Valhalla, but tö anöther rööm."
• Round Doorway- "Döes it cönsume all that enter it?"
• Gothic Door- "Stare nöt at me, bat!"

Windows

• Peaked Curtain Window- "A windöw thröugh which light may enter."
• Round Burlap Window- "A windöw withöut frilly hangy things!"
• Peaked Window- "It let-eth in the sun!"
• Square Window- "Light may enter thröugh here!"
• Tall Window- "I shall allöw light tö enter thröugh this öpening."
• Large Square Curtain Window- "Light breaks thröugh yönder windöw!"
• Tall Curtain Window- "A windöw thröugh which light may enter!"
• Greenhouse Wall- "A wall windöw thröugh which much light may enter."

Rugs

• Eye Rug- "Stare upön my glöry, rug!"
• Square Throw Rug, Hoofprint Rug, Octagon Rug, and Swirl Rug- "It maketh mine feet cözy."
• Oval Rug- "Its flöwers döth smell like öld rug."
• Large Rug and Soccer Rug- "Rug! I shall step ön thee!"
• Fur Throw Rug- "This animal hath already been cönquered."
• Hedgehog Rug- "Its cuteness hath cönquered mine heart!"
• Porcupus Rug and Catcoon Rug- "This animal hath been cönquered."
• Rubbermat Rug- "What strange material is this?"
• Web Rug- "It sticketh tö mine feet."
• Metal Rug- "Metal döth nöt cömfört mine feet."
• Wormhole Rug- "A tribute tö a mighty maw."
• Braid Rug- "Rug! Prepare tö be stepped upön!"
• Beard Rug- "Ödin's beard 'tis a fine rug."
• Nailbed Rug- "T'wöuld prepare mine feet för war!"
• Crime Rug- "What warriör hath fallen here?"

Lamps

• Crystals LampFringe Lamp, Stainglass Lamp, Downbridge Lamp, Dual Embroidered Lamp, Ceramic Lamp, Glass Lamp, Dual Fringes Lamp, Candelabra Lamp, Elizabethan Lamp, Gothic Lamp, Orb Lamp, Bellshade Lamp, Upturn Lamp, Dual Upturn Lamp, Spool Lamp, Edison Lamp, Adjustable Lamp, Right Angle Lamp, and Fancy Lamp- "I care nöt för such frilly things."

Tables

• Round Table- "A surface för cönsuming my meat!"
• Hard Wood Desk- "I cöuld cleave this in twain!"
• DIY Table- "I need nöt the instructiöns tö build this."
• College Table- "A table withöut frivölöus trappings."
• Crate Table- "I shall cönsume meat öff this!"
• Chess Table- "I care nöt för games!"

Nature - Plants

• Claw Palm Tree- "The hand öf a giant?"
• Cork- "A material with many uses!"
• Rainforest Tree- "A möst mighty tree."
• Rainforest Tree (burning)- "Aflame!"
• Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "Nöthing but ash remains."
• Rainforest Tree (stump)- "I have felled the tree!"
• Sick Rainforest Tree- "Unwell."
• Cocooned Tree- "A tree för climbing beasties."
• Jungle Burr- "Tenaciöus seed!"
• Rainforest Tree Sapling- "
• Tea Tree- "This tree is adequate."
• Seed Pod- "Its lack öf meat öffends me."
• Tea Tree Sapling- "A tree still weak with yöuth."
• Tuber Tree- "This tree cannöt be felled by a mere axe."
• Tall Grass- "Surely it is the grass öf Jötunheim!"
• Tall Grass (cut)- "I have defeated it!"
• Tall Grass (burning)- "It burns!"
• Exotic Flower- "Tis a blössöm möst lövely."
• Aloe (planted)- "A meatless living thing!"
• Asparagus (planted)- "Useless vegetatiön!"
• Radish (planted)- "Stay in the gröund!"
• Nettle Vine- "It hölds nöthing useful for a warriör!"
• Nettle Vine (picked)- "It has been plundered."
• Nettle Vine (withered)- "It döes nöt like this dirt!"
• Nettle Vine (moist)- "The water makes it hardy."
• Nettle Plant (held)- "I shall return this tö the earth göddess."
• Bramble- "These thörns pöse me nö threat!"
• Bramble Bloom- "It is surröunded by plant enemies!"
• Hanging Vine- "Röpes hang fröm the heavens!"
• Great Leafy Stalk- "Surely I stand beföre Yggdrasil!"
• Lotus Plant- "Freya lööks döwn upön this."
• Lily Pad- "A leaf öf the water."
• Reeds (Water)- "Lake reeds of hardy stöck."
• Lawn Decoration- "Such decöratiön döth nöt cöncern me!"
• Lawn Decoration (burning)- "Ablaze!"
• Lawn Decoration (burnt)- "Fire has cönsumed it."
• Hedge- "This wall cannöt höld me!"
• Hedge (untrimmed)- "Hedge, prepare tö be shaved!"
• Hedge (burning)- "Aflame!"
• Hedge (burnt)- "Burnt away."
• Intricate Topiary- "Sömeöne hath föund use för nön-meat."
• Magic Flower- "It giveth life."
• Weathered Branch- "Already vanquished."
• Weathered Shrub- "Cöncerns me nöt!"
• Weathered Stick- "Tis a stick!"
• Weathered Tree- "I cannöt chöp thee!"
• Weathered Trunk- "What beast did breaketh thee!"

Nature - Objects

• Stone Slab- "Stöne! Reveal tö me thine secrets!"
• Dung Pile- "Surely this came fröm a giant's backside!"
• Dung Pile (picked)- "It has been picked thröugh."
• Dung Ball- "What sickness is this?"
• Thundernest- "The höme of Thör's bird."
• Iron Hulk (head)- "Öpen yöur eyes tö löök upön yöur dööm!"
• Iron Hulk (arm)- "The wörk öf Brökkr nö döubt."
• Iron Hulk (ribcage)- "Wake, metal beast!"
• Iron Hulk (leg)- "The severed leg öf a metal beast!"
• Large Iron Hulk (partially assembled)- "A half-assembled warriör."
• Iron Ore- "'Tis material för metalwörk."
• Sparkling Pool- "Thy tiny göld pieces shall be mine!"
• Gold Dust- "Gölden dust."
• Gnat Mound- "'Tis the Valhalla öf bugs."
• Farm House- "Farming was nöt my life's calling."
• Farm House (burning)- "Löge's wörk!"
• Quarry Lodgings- "A höuse för Dwarfish things."
• Quarry Lodgings (burning)- "Hel's fire cönsumes it!"
• Secret Bandit Camp- "'Tis mine!"
• Cave Cleft- "Creatures öf darkness lurk within."
• Ruinous Entrance- "
• Mandrake Hill- "I have them cörnered!"
• Mant Hill- "There is dankness within!"
• Crumbling Brazier- "
• Ancient Wall- "A wall."
• Fountain of Youth- "A föuntain öf Idunn!"
• Ominous Carving- "I'll nöt be fööled!"
• Teetering Pillar- "Nöt wörthy öf Valhalla's halls."
• Deflated Balloon- "Dö flying vessels reach Valhalla?"
• Wicker Basket- "Öf nö use tö me anymöre!"
• Monogrammed Luggage A- "Töö great a burden för me tö carry!"
• Monogrammed Luggage B- "I will leave it where it lays."
• Useless Flags- "I carry nö banners."
• Bag of Sand- "I'll nöt weigh myself döwn with that."
• Petrified Egg (1)- "Cracked!"
• Petrified Egg (2)- "Has birthed a mighty bird."
• Petrified Egg (3)- "Önce höused a hearty beast."
• Petrified Egg (4)- "The egg öf a mighty bird."
• Rusty Lamp- "It lighteth nöt!"
• Weathered House- "Nöt my höuse!"
• Stone Thing- "I vöw tö cömplete it!"
• Lever Thing- "An artifact öf a quest."
• Rock Thing- "I will quest tö find its place in this wörld."
• Relic Thing- "A strange thing, indeed!"
• Iron Thing- "A ring wörthy öf a Giant."

Nature - Caves

• Spooky Hole- "Föes dwell within!"
• Unimportant Rock Pillar- "

Nature - Ruinous Caves

• A Smashing Pot- "I shall smash thee!"
• Dart Trap- "Ah ha! Traps of deceptiön will nöt wörk ön me!"
• Nasty Spear Trap- "What serpents lay within?"
• Nasty Spear Trap (triggered)- "The spears did nöt finish me!"
• Busted Spear Trap- "Yönder trap has been vanquished!"
• Tempting Idol- "I will dethrön it and sell it tö a pig."
• Eroding Totem- "I will take it with me!"
• Unimportant Pillar- "A wörthy beam."
• Vines- "It has nöt hands, yet it grabs at me."
• Wall Brazier- "A place för light."
• Striking Statue- "I am öntö its deceptiöns!"
• Crumbling Icon- Its gölden grinning teeth möck me!"
• Suspicious Stone- "That stöne has the löök of Löki's wörk."
• Crumbling Carved Stone- "A terrible mönument tö nön-meat!"
• File:Suspicious Crack.pngSuspicious Crack- "Reveal yöur secrets tö me!!"
• Wishing Well- "May Ödin favör me töday!"
• End's Well- "A well that springs cursed things."
• Aporkalypse Calendar- "It cöntröls Ragnarök!"

Nature - Mant Hill

• Antcomb Home- "A great hall för the bug beasts."
• Honey Chest- "A shieldmaiden has nö use för a höney maker!"
• Lamp- "A lamp made öf unfermented mead!"
• Mant Warrior Egg- "A tiny warriör hides within."
• Stalacmite Throne- "It will be plundered!"

Nature - Palace

• Palace- "A Gullinbursti shrine, perhaps?"
• Royal Gallery Exhibit- "'Tis trapped 'neath a glass shield."

Turfs

• Lawn Turf, Cultivated Turf, Flat Stone Turf, Beard Hair Rug, Dense Turf, Rainforest Turf, Wild Plains Turf, Painted Sand Turf, and Mossy Turf- "A piece öf the battlefield."
• Stone Road Turf- "The röad tö battle leads wherever I chööse."

Mobs - Monsters

• Ancient Spirit- "A beast spirit."
• Giant Grub- "It will give me a battle!"
• Gnat Swarm- "Infest nöt me, bugs!"
• Hanging Vine- "Röpes hang fröm the heavens!"
• Mant Warrior- "Let us dö battle!"
• Masked Pig- "Töuch nöt mine göld!"
• Swashy Hat- "'Tis full öf Löki's trickery."
• Bandit Stash Map- "A map tö ill götten treasures."
• Poison Dartfrog- "Yöu löök like a meal."
• Rabid Beetle- "Evil beast. Yöu have met yöur match!"
• Rabid Beetle (sleeping)- "Slumber cönsumes it!"
• Rabid Beetle (dead)- "It has died in battle."
• Scorpion- "Yöur pöinty tail is nö match för me!"
• Scorpion (sleeping)- "I have caught it napping!"
• Scorpion (dead)- "It has been vanquished!"
• Snaptooth Seedling- "I shall defeat yöu!"
• Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "Awake beast, sö that yöu may have a nöble death!"
• Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "It has fallen!"
• Snaptooth Flytrap- "Föe! Tö battle!"
• Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "It has unwisely let its guard döwn."
• Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "Is there a place in Valhalla for such beasts?"
• Spider Monkey- "I shall vanquish thee!"
• Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "It slumbers."
• Spider Monkey (dead)- "It has fallen in battle."
• Vampire Bat- "I shall fell yöu, cursed creature!"
• Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "Unwise, little beast."
• Vampire Bat (dead)- "It hath been defeated!"
• Pig Skin?- "'Tis hide which hides in the guise öf anöther hide."
• Viper- "Yöu shall nöt escape my wrath!"
• Weevole- "'Tis a pest upön this land!"
• Weevole Carapace- "The skin öf mine enemy."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Elder Mandrake- "I will vanquish thee!"
• Hippopotamoose- "A Jötunn beast!"
• Hippopotamoose Antler- "A symböl öf cönquest!"
• Mant- "Be yöu friend ör föe?"
• Mant (sleeping)- "It hath let its guard döwn."
• Mant (dead)- "It nö lönger lives."
• Platapine- "I will vanquish you, skewered öne!"
• Platapine (sleeping)- "It is defenseless!"
• Platapine (dead)- "Ha! Vanquished!"
• Platapine Quill- "A skewer from the skewerer."
• Pog- "Within its cuteness lays the heart öf a tiny warriör!"
• Pog (follower)- "I have been taken by its cuteness."
• Pog (sleeping)- "Sweetest dreams, cute meat."
• Pog (Aporkalypse)- "Yöu wish tö jöust? Surely yöu jest!"
• Royal Guard- "An hönörable warriör."
• Royal Guard (sleeping)- "May yöu dream öf Valhalla!"
• Royal Guard (palace variant)- "A fellöw warriör! May we meet in battle!"
• Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "He leaves himself vulnerable."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Banker- "Anöther beast öf the cöin!"
• Banker (sleeping)- "I wish him nightmares!"
• Beautician- "She hath need öf feathers."
• Beautician (sleeping)- "She conquers beauty sleep."
• Collector- "Yöur wönders are nöthing cömpared tö Valhalla!"
• Collector (sleeping)- "Göda nött!"
• Erudite- "He deals in the black arts." [sic]
• Erudite (sleeping)- "May his nightmares cönsume him." [sic]
• Farmer- "Yöur time be better spent ön the fruits öf the hunt, pig!"
• Farmer (sleeping)- "May his dreams shöw him the errörs öf his craft!"
• Florist- "She trades in Freya's things."
• Florist (sleeping)- "May Freya grant yöu the sweetest öf dreams."
• Hatmaker- "I prefer hörned helms upön mine skull."
• Hatmaker (sleeping)- "She has löwered her defenses."
• Hunter- "Ah! A pig after my öwn heart!"
• Hunter (sleeping)- "May yöu dream öf Valhalla."
• Mayor Truffleston- "A chieftain in this clan öf pigs."
• Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "Döubtless dreaming öf the vötes which cönsume him."
• Miner- "A beast which döes Dwarfish labör."
• Miner (sleeping)- "I wish him a fine slumber!"
• Professor- "Dö yöu have anything fröm the öld cöuntry?"
• Professor (sleeping)- "He sleeps the sleep öf the almöst dead."
• Pig Queen- "Ö, great lady!"
• Shopkeep- "Shöpkeep, prepare tö barter!"
• Shopkeep (sleeping)- "Sleep well, fair barterer."
• Usher- "May his quest för sweet fööds be fruitful."
• Usher (sleeping)- "Has left himself vulnerable."
• Worker- "A pig which repairs many things."
• Worker (sleeping)- "Sleep cönsumes him."
• Kingfisher- "Pössesser öf the mightiest öf beaks!"
• Kingfisher (sleeping)- "It sleeps."
• Kingfisher (dead)- "It has fallen!"
• Parrot- "A Nörwegian bird öf blue."
• Parrot (sleeping)- "Pining for Njörd."
• Parrot (dead)- "It has jöined Valhalla's chöir invisible."
• Pigeon- "Be yöu tasty?"
• Pigeon (sleeping)- "Sleep has been victöriöus!"
• Pigeon (dead)- "It has been bested in battle!"
• Dung Beetle- "A möunted föe!"
• Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "She has been thröwn fröm her föul möunt!"
• Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "May her dreams be as föul as the spheres she rides."
• Dung Beetle (dead)- "She has fallen in battle."
• Glowfly- "Fly free, small friend."
• Glowfly (sleeping)- "A slumber cönsumes it."
• Glowfly (dead)- "Alas, it is dead."
• Glowfly (cocoon)- "It has armöred itself för sleep."
• Pangolden- "Surely a cöusin öf Gullinbursti!"
• Peagawk- "It hath the eyes öf Ödin."
• Peagawk (hiding)- "Dö yöu think yöu can hide from me?"
• Peagawk (sleeping)- "I cannöt tell if it is awake ör sleep." [sic]
• Peagawk (dead)- "Even in death its eyes stare intö my söul."
• Peagawk Plume- "Tis a priceless beauty."
• Piko- "Döst thöu crave battle?"
• Piko (sleeping)- "It slumbers unwisely."
• Piko (dead)- "It has fallen."
• Orange Piko- "I hath nö use för it."
• Thunderbird- "This bird calls upön the mighty Thör!"
• Thunder Feather- "A feather fröm Thör's bird."

Mobs - Bosses

• Pugalisk- "Have at thee!"
• Snake Bone- "The bönes öf mine enemy!"
• Petrifying Bones- "A töken fröm the battlefield."
• Pugalisk Skull- "I hath vanquished a mighty föe!"
• Queen Womant- "Thy röyal status means nöthing to me!"
• Royal Crown- "Pöwer gifted by the göds."
• Ancient Herald- "Signals the cöming öf Ragnarök!"
• Dark Tatters- "Prööf I have cönquered an ancient being!"
• Large Iron Hulk- "Metal beast, yöu have met yöur match!"
• Infused Iron- "It glöws with a warriör's spirit."

Mobs - Other

• Maxameleon- "Leave my sight!"
• BFB (head)- "I shall slay all three öf its heads."
• BFB (leg)- "The leg öf a mighty beast!"
• BFB (tail)- "The rump öf a mighty beast!"

Food - Meats

• Poison Dartfrog Legs- "Its meat hath been tainted!"
• Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "Cautiön tö the wind, I shall cönsume thee!"
• Gummy Slug- "Tis slimy but t'will fill mine belly."
• Cooked Gummy Slug- "Meaty meat!"

Food - Vegetables

• Aloe- "Bah! There is nö meat in here!"
• Cooked Aloe- "It lacks meat!"
• Asparagus- "Vegetable! I shall nöt cönsume thee!"
• Cooked Asparagus- "Fire döth nöt make thine möre palatable!"
• Bean Bugs- "Föur legged fööd."
• Cooked Bean Bugs- "Meat!"
• Lotus Flower- "It pössesses Freya's great beauty."
• Cooked Lotus Root- "
• Nettle- "Its smell döth vanquish mine sinuses."
• Radish- "It hath nö use tö me!"
• Cooked Radish- "Fire döes nöthing tö impröve it!"
• Tuber- "'Tis unripe nön-meat."
• Fried Tuber- "Fire döes nöthing tö make thee edible!"
• Blooming Tuber- "'Tis ripe nön-meat."
• Fried Blooming Tuber- "I care nöt if 'tis cööked."

Food - Crock Pot

• Asparagus Soup- "I shall nöt cönsume thee!"
• Feijoada- "I shall cönsume yöu meaty beans!"
• Gummy Cake- "Jelly cake - prepare tö be eaten!"
• Hard Shell Tacos- "Thy crunchy shell delights me nöt!!!"
• Iced Tea- "It cöntains nöt the meat!"
• Nettle Rolls- "Innöcuöus inöculatiön."
• Snake Bone Soup- "A meaty bröth!"
• Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "Thy spicyness intrigues me nöt!"
• Steamed Ham Sandwich- "'Tis öbviöusly grilled!"
• Tea- "I shall cönsume thee!"

Food - Other

• Clippings- "Debris fröm hard wörk."
• Cooked Seed Pod- "Even töuched by fire, I will nöt cönsume it!
• Flytrap Stalk- "Tis the heart öf a defeated plant warriör."
• Nectar- "Fööd för insects, nöt wörthy öf a shieldmaiden."
• Magic Water- "Tis a dröp öf water, töuched by Freya."
• Aloe Seeds- "I will nöt plant it!"
• Asparagus Seeds- "This serves me nö purpöse!"
• Radish Seeds- "It döes nöthing för me!"

Misc Items

• Oinc- "Njörd bestöws a gift upön me this day."
• Tenpiece Oinc- "I shalt be the möst prösperöus Valkyrie!"
• Centapiece Oinc- "Mine cönquests hath been pröfitable!"
• Executive Hammer- "'tis the Mjölnir öf the city."
• Lost Idol- "Surely it hölds great pöwer."
• Lost Totem- "It must pössess incredible magics."
• Relic Fragment- "A gift för the pigs, bestöwed by the göds."
• The Blue Sow- "
• The Jeweled Truffle- "
• Pherostone- "A stöne öf magic language."
• Alloy- "A metal wörthy öf the Söns öf Ivaldi."
• Chitin- "The feeble armör öf the bug."
• Stalking Stick- "Tö assist in mine löngest jöurney."
• Deed of home ownership- "A place tö keep mine things."
• Regal Scepter- "A möst pöwerful scepter!"
• Royal Gallery Key- "A key för which tö öpen treasures."
• Key to the City- "I shall build a great city tö sing my praises."
• Queen Malfalfa- "An idöl, thöugh nöt tö mine Göds."
• Post Card of the Royal Palace- "För tö chrönicle mine adventures."
• Can of Silly String- "A tööl öf Löki!"
• Noxious Cloud- "Nöxiöus fumes. I will leave them be!"

Announcements

• Can't buy item (generic)- "
• Can't buy item (not enough money)- "
• Cannot enter building (locked)- "
• Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "
• Coughing- "Ack! Kaff! Can't...breathe!"
• Digging in Dung Pile-
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• Fog coming- "
• Hay Fever starting- "Mine nöstrils chafe with itchiness!"
• Hay Fever ending- "The smöke hath cleared!"
• Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
  • "'tis nigh ön invulnerable!"
  • "Thine hide is unyielding!"
  • "I shall beat yöu yet!"
• Putting on Living Artifact- "For Valhalla!"
• Sneezing- "aaAAAH...chö!"
• Vampire Bats are coming- "Flying beasts! Tö arms!"

Removed

• Cork Barrel- "I shall filleth it!"
• Claw Palm Tree- "This tree döth 'Tis the hand öf a giant?"
• Sick Rainforest Tree- "'tis unwell."
• Tea Tree- "'Tis an adequate tree."
• Tall Grass- "Surely 'tis the grass öf Jötunheim!"
• Scorpion- "Thine pöinty tail is nö match för me!"
• Snaptooth Seedling- "I shall defeat thee!"
• Pog- "Thy cuteness shalt nöt överpöwer me!"
• Beautician- "Shieldmaidens have nö use for thee."
• Collector- "Thöst wönders are nöught cömpared tö Valhalla!"
• Erudite- "Thöust deal in the black arts."
• Farmer- "Yön time be better spent ön the fruits öf the hunt, pig!"
• Florist- "She maketh trade in Freya's things."
• Hunter- "Ah! A pig after mine öwn heart!"
• Mayor Truffleston- "A chieftain in this pig clan."
• Miner- "A beast which döth dö Dwarfish labör."
• Professor- "Dö thöust have anything fröm the öld cöuntry?"
• Worker- "A pig which repaireth many things."
• Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "She hath been thröwn fröm her föul möunt!"
• Dung Beetle (dead)- "She hath fallen in battle."
• Pangolden- "Surely 'tis a cöusin öf Gullinbursti!"
• Zeb- "Tis twö limbs shört öf a nöble steed."