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“It's nothing a good chopping wouldn't fix.”

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It's calling to me!

This page lists Woodie's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Woodie's quotes for items found in Reign of Giants. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Lights

• Endothermic Fire (upon being built)- "Where's my electric guitar?"
• Endothermic Fire Pit (upon being built)- "It uses wood."
• Endothermic Fire (high)- "Uh oh! It's bit high!"
• Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "I'm using too much wood too fast!"
• Endothermic Fire (normal)- "I love a cold fire in the evening."
• Endothermic Fire Pit (normal)- "Mmmm. Smells woody."
• Endothermic Fire (low)- "I should probably do something aboot that, eh?"
• Endothermic Fire Pit (low)- "There should be some wood around here somewhere."
• Endothermic Fire (embers)- "It's almost gone."
• Endothermic Fire Pit (embers)- "I should go chop some wood for that, eh?"
• Endothermic Fire (out)- "It was good while it lasted."
• Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "If only I had some wood."
• Moggles- "Now featuring night-time chopping!"

Survival

• Insulated Pack- "Good for long hikes."
• Luxury Fan- "A traditional Canadian fan."
• Siesta Lean-to- "Naps are important during a long day of chopping."
• Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep and in cave)- "I prefer to siesta between chopping sessions, not at night."
• Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "My belly is rumbling. I'd never be able to relax."
• Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "Can't siesta, something chasing me."
• Tent (overheating)- "
• Tent (burnt)- "I don't think it can still be considered a tent."
• Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "It's a husk."
• Thermal Stone- "We call those 'night rocks' back home."
• Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Brrr! It's frozen."
• Thermal Stone (cold)- "It's gone cold, eh?"
• Thermal Stone (warm)- "It's getting a bit... medium."
• Thermal Stone (hot)- "I could chop all winter with that in my pocket!"
• Pretty Parasol- "This will keep my beard moderately dry, eh?"

Food

• Crock Pot (burnt)- "Burned to a crisp."
• Bee Box (burnt)- "No, not the bees!"
• Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "If it was a tree farm, I'd be sad."
• Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "This is like watching meat dry... in the rain."
• Drying Rack (burnt)- "Its usefulness has dried up."
• Bucket-o-poop- "Poop belongs in a bucket, not on the ground."

Science

• Science Machine (burnt)- "How did it get burned?!"
• Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Well, it obeys some basic laws of physics."
• Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "The ones from home don't burn."
• Rainometer (burnt)- "Its knowledge of rain didn't keep it from being burned."
• Ice Flingomatic (off)- "Lazy thing."
• Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Save the trees!"
• Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "It craves wood."
• Electrical Doodad- "I don't even begin to understand how this thing works."

Fight

• Scalemail- "Plaid is all the armour I need."
• Morning Star- "That's mighty nifty."
• Weather Pain- "I prefer to chop the trees myself."

Structures

• Pig House (burnt)- "A mere shell of its former glory."
• Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Is it roasted carrot flavoured?"
• Hay Wall (burnt)- "Well that escalated quickly."
• Wood Wall (burnt)- "I miss the old you."
• Chest (burnt)- "Wood does have a downside, though..."
• Scaled Chest- "Gaudy if you ask me."
• Sign (burnt)- "Wood is the best at burning."

Magic

• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "I don't look as good burnt."
• Prestihatitator (burnt)- "This is why I don't use hat warmers."
• Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Nope, lost it."
• Old Bell- "I'm amazed it makes such a crisp sound."

Dress

• Cat Cap- "Traditional garb of a woodsman."
• Fashion Melon- "You can call me Mr. Melon."
• Ice Cube- "I could chop this if I had to."
• Rain Coat- "For chopping in the rain."
• Rain Hat- "Always keep a dry head while chopping."
• Summer Frest- "I'm still not convinced plaid isn't all-weather wear."
• Floral Shirt- "I really prefer plaid."
• Eyebrella- "Always good to have something watching over you."
• Hibearnation Vest- "Now this is some proper winter gear."

Nature - Plants

• Birchnut Tree- "That tree is calling to me!"
• Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Ahhhh!"
• Birchnut Tree (burning)- "Nooo! I could have chopped it!"
• Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "What a waste."
• Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "Here comes a tree!"
• Sapling (withered)- "With this heat, it'll never grow to chopping size!"
• Grass Tuft (withered)- "Maybe it'd thrive if it was cooler."
• Berry Bush (withered)- "It's perished from the heat, eh?"
• Plant (withered)- "It's got no life left, eh?"
• Birchnut- "I should grow it and then chop it down!"
• Cactus- "That's gonna hurt."
• Cactus (picked)- "It certainly did."
• Tumbleweed- "I wish it was sturdier so I could chop it."

Nature - Objects

• Ice- "A reminder of home for my pocket."
• Mini Glacier- "Home sweet home!"
• Mini Glacier (melted)- "Back home, they never melt."
• Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "The beastie's tracks washed away."
• Burrow- "I bet it's just a pile of rocks inside."
• Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "Nothing going in or out."
• Rundown House (burnt)- "Couldn't even build a fireproof house."
• Merm Head (burnt)- "Amazingly, it smells even worse now."
• Pig Head (burnt)- "I'd like to complain to the chef."
• Hollow Stump- "Ugh, how many more lives do you have?"
• Hollow Stump (empty)- "Good riddance."
• Glommer's Statue- "That's a curious statue, eh?"
• Glommer's Statue (mined)- "It had some cool things inside, eh?"
• Skeleton (self)- "That's just downright unnerving."
• Sunken Boat (burnt)- "That there won't float no more."

Turfs

• All Turfs- "Just some ground, eh?"

Mobs - Monsters

• Varg- "That thing could pull a sled by its lonesome."
• Poison Birchnut Tree- "You're due for a chopping."
• Birchnutter- "I'll chop you too!"

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Buzzard- "Stay away from my meat snacks!"
• Catcoon- "Pests."
• Cat Tail- "The end of that cat's tale."
• Volt Goat- "That's a nice pair of horns you've got there."
• Volt Goat (charged)- "Nice goat, nice goat!"
• Volt Goat Horn- "Your horn is mine."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Glommer (normal and sleeping)- "Keep flapping, little guy!"
• Glommer's Flower- "Even the flower is slimy."
• Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Dead and still slimy."
• Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "This used to be a slimy flower."
• Glommer's Wings- "Unsurprisingly, the wings are slimy."
• Glommer's Goop- "Yep, his slime is slimy too."
• Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Dig, dig, dig."
• Moleworm (aboveground)- "It feels aboot rocks the way I feel aboot trees."
• Moleworm (held)- "Want some rocks?"

Mobs - Bosses

• Bearger- "That's a big bear!"
• Thick Fur- "It's as thick as my head!"
• Moose/Goose- "Whatever it is, it's definitely Canadian."
• Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "Well, it lays eggs, apparently."
• Mosling- "Feathery moose baby!"
• Down Feather- "Pillowy plumage."
• Dragonfly- "He will burn all the trees before I can chop them!"
• Scales- "I still don't believe in dragons."
• Lava Spit (hot)- "Aaaah! Tree killer!"
• Lava Spit (cool)- "My trees are safe now."

Mobs - Other

• Bigfoot- "Watch where you're stepping!"

Food - Fruits

• Watermelon- "How can it be both water and melon?"
• Grilled Watermelon- "I'm not sure aboot grilled fruit..."

Food - Vegetables

• Cactus Flesh- "Would you put nails in your mouth?"
• Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Much better."
• Cactus Flower- "It's a wonder anything grows in this climate at all."

Food - Crock Pot

• Flower Salad- "Healthy, but not very hardy."
• Guacamole- "I'm not sure I trust it."
• Ice Cream- "Only after I've chopped enough!"
• Melonsicle- "Wood AND food?!"
• Spicy Chili- "Good after a long day of chopping in the cold."
• Trail Mix- "The perfect snack for a day of chopping."

Food - Other

• Roasted Birchnut- "What a waste of a perfectly good tree."
• Electric Milk- "I think the electricity curdled it."
• Watermelon Seeds- "Maybe I could plant them?"

Misc Items

• Webber's Skull- "The skull gives me the willies, too."
• Bone Shards- "I wish I knew how to make bread."
• Old Bell Blueprint- "Figuring that one out would be a feet."

Announcements

• Lightning miss- "That tickled a bit, eh?"
• Overheating- "It's so hot out here!"
• Tree Shelter- "Thanks for the shelter, buddy. I'm still gonna chop you."
• Wetness (low)- "A bit damp, eh?"
• Wetness (medium)- "Plaid's warm, even when wet."
• Wetness (high)- "I'm getting quite wet, eh?"
• Wetness (highest)- "Better hold on tight, Lucy."
• Dropping tool while wet- "The stuff of nightmares!"
• Smoldering item- "It's aboot to go up in flames, eh?"
• Burnt- "Ouch, that's hot!"
• Trying to sleep on fire- "Not sure that's entirely safe."

Removed

• Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "This is like watching meat dry in rain."
• Tree Shelter- "I won't chop you down immediately as thanks for the shelter."
• Wetness (low)- "It's a curse of water."
• Wetness (highest)- "Better hold on tight to Lucy."