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–Woodlegs

Havin' gold around soothes me soul.

This page lists Woodlegs's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Woodlegs's quotes for items found in Hamlet. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Shears- "A cutlass fer tha'bushes."

Lights

• Cork Candle Hat- "A fine hat fer lootin' temples."
• Cowl- "Has the look o' tha' flyin' beasties."

Survival

• Bug B'Gone- "A land cannon fer the wee buggies."
• Bird Whistle- "Fer tha'callin' o'tha feather'd beasties."

Food

• Sprinkler- "Relief fer tha'plants."

Science

• Smelter- "A cannon fer makin' metals."
• Oscillating Fan- "A cool wind blows from thee!"

Fight

• Halberd- "T'ain't no cutlass."
• Cork Bat- "Lighter than a belayin' pin."
• Weevole Mantle- "Aye. Finery made o' bug skin."
• Mant Mask- "T'mask yer ugly mug."
• Mant Suit- "'Tis an unpleasant bus'niss."
• Fancy Helmet- "I prefer my captain's hat."
• Tin Suit- "Not good fer swimmin' in."
• Blunderbuss- "It be a hand cannon."

Structures

• Cork Barrel- "'Tis a tiny chest."
• Cork Barrel (burnt)- "

Refine

• Claw Palm Sapling- "Too small fer a mast."

Magic

• Hogus Porkusator- "Thars a funny little pig."
• Hogus Porkusator (burnt)- "
• Pugalisk Wand- "'twill chill ye to tha bone."
• Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "Bow."
• Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Stern."
• Living Artifact- "A Man o' War o' tha land!"
• Root Trunk- "Yarr! All o'Woodleg's treasures!"
• Vortex Cloak- "'t be like starin' into th'ocean depths."

Dress

• Gas Mask- "This'll cut down on the coughin'."
• Pith Hat- "Tougher than me pirate hat."
• Thunderhat- "Not me piratin' 'at, but I'll take it."

Nautical

• Cork Bowl Canoe- "It be a poorly ship."

​Treasure Hunting

• Disarming Tools- "Now Woodlegs' got the upper hand."
• Ball Pein Hammer- "Fer diggin' treasures from artifacts."
• Gold Pan- "Fer fishin' fer gold."
• Magnifying Glass- "'Tis a spyglass o' tha land."

​City Planning

• Lamp Post (off)- "A landlamp."
• Lamp Post (on)- "Sanctuary!"
• Town House- "Boathouse'o'th'land."
• Town House (burning)- "A flamin' abode!"
• The Sterling Trough Deli- "Ah. Grub!"
• The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "Afire!"
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "Thar b'no treasure t'be had inside."
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Headed for Davey Jones' Locker!"
• Curly Tails Mud Spa- "Ripe fer th'plunder."
• Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "'tas been scuttl'd!"
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "T'ward off th'scurvy."
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "'Tis ablaze!"
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "A house'o'land plants."
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "'Tis ablaze!"
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "Full o' tha strange treasures."
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "'tis done fer."
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Thar be magic in that there store."
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "'Tis ablaze!"
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "I be'in need o'tha piratin' gear."
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "T'were not me!"
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "Already gotme 'at!"
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "Arr, 'tis'a shame.",
• Swinesbury Academy- "Full o'tha 'oary plunder."
• Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "Blazes! 'Tis ablaze!"
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "'t be fulla tha dubloons!"
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "'t goin' up'n flames!"
• The Tinkerer's Tower- "Fer tha tinkerin' about me ship."
• The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "Goin' down!"
• Swinesbury City Hall- "Full o'tha pesky bigshots."
• Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "Good riddance."
• My City Hall- "Where I capt'n me city."
• My City Hall (burning)- "Avast!"
• Security Contract- "Articles fer a guard o' my own."
• Slanty Shanty- "Ol' Woodlegs prefers tha'seas."
• Slanty Shanty (locked)- "A main deck fer'tha land."
• Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "Avast ye! 'Tis afire!"
• Watch Tower- "Thems tha lookout."
• Watch Tower (burning)- "Yo ho ho! It'be done fer!"

​Renovate

• House Expansion Permit- "Fer buildin' on ta me land ship."
• Demolition Permit- "Me rooms be headin' fer a careenin'."

Flooring

• Wood Flooring, Marble Flooring, Checkered Flooring, Slate Flooring, Sheet Metal Flooring, Geometric Tiles Flooring, Wood Panel Flooring, Herringbone Flooring, Hexagon Flooring, and Octagon Flooring- "'tis decking fer a house."
• Garden Stone Flooring- "'tis decking fer outside, but 'tis inside."
• Shag Carpet- "Arr, 'tis soft on ol' Woodlegs pegs."
• Transitional Flooring- "Thar be much werk t'be done."
• Curcy Hoof Flooring- "'tis decking o' piggie 'ouse."

Shelves

• Carved Bookshelf, Marble Shelf, Glass Shelf, Ladder Shelf, Hutch Shelf, Industrial Shelf, Adjustable Shelf, Windowed Cabinet, Wall Mounted Shelf, A-Frame Shelf, and Pipe Shelf- "Fer the keepin' of me booty."
• Basic Bookshelf and Floating Shelf- "Fer th'keepin' o' me booty."
• Cinderblock Bookshelf, Crates Shelf, and Pallet Shelf- "In need o' repairs."
• Fridge- "'Tis no shelf that I've ever seen."
• Hat Tree- "Fer the keepin' of me hats."

Plantholders

• Basic Plantholder, Fancy Plantholder, Dishgarden Plantholder, Philodendron Plantholder, Draceana Plantholder, ZZ Plantholder, Pitcher Plantholder, and Marble Plantholder- "'Tis nature's booty."
• WIP Plantholder- "Still got some riggin'."
• Bonsai Plantholder- "Thar be a tiny mast."
• Orchid Plantholder- "'Tis prettier than me f'gurehead."
• Xerographica Plantholder and Birdcage Plantholder- "Hangin' land seaweed."
• Palm Plantholder, Fernstand Plantholder, and Fern Plantholder- "Land seaweed."
• Terrarium Plantholder- "'Tis a pen fer nature's booty."
• Plantpet Plantholder- "'Tis so slow, moss be growin' on it."
• Traps Plantholder- "Tiny land sharks."
• "Character" Tree- "'tas seen better days."
• Festive Tree- "'tis a festive time o' tha year."

Columns

• Planed Wood Column, Millinery Column, Round Column, and Lit Marble Column- "Thar's a fine mizzenmast."

Wall Papers

• Wood Paneling, Checkered Wall Paper, Orange Wall Paper, and Purple Wall Paper- "'tis a bulk'ead fer'a house."
• Floral Wall Paper, Harlequin Wall Paper, Peagawk Wall Paper, Circle Wall Tiling, Marble Wall Tiling, Fine Wall Tiling, Full Wall Moulding, and Upholstered Wall- "Fancy bulk'ead fer'a house."
• Sunflower Wall Paper- "'Tis a bulk'ead fer'a house."
• Rope Wall Panneling- "Ol' Woodlegs feel at 'ome here."

Ceiling Lights

• Wired Bulb- "Barebones lantern."
• Metal Shade Lamp, Rope Light, and Dual Rope Light- "'Tis a barebones lantern."
• Chandelier- "Tiny torches."
• Blown Glass Bulb, Cherry Lamp Shade, Hanging Blooming Lamp, and Hanging Floral Lamp- "F'ncy pants lantern."
• Tophat Light and Derby Light- "Arrgh. Me pirate 'at be better'an that."

Wall Decorations

• Photo- "Argh! Who's this bilge rat?"
• Full Length Mirror- "Ol' Woodlegs cuts a fine figure."
• Embroidery Hoop- "Aye. Me home is'tha sea."
• Mosaic- "Color'd beach pebbles."
• Wreath- "A life preserver."
• Axe- "Could use one o' those."
• Hunt- "'Tis 'arpoons."
• Periodic Table- "A flag o' some sort."
• Gears Art- "Some sort o' block an'tackle."
• Cape- "Fine cloth."
• No Smoking- "Woodlegs don't care fer rules."
• Black Cat- "Cats keep tha rats at bay."
• Tasteful Fish Mounting- "A monument to'tha sea."
• Beefalo Mounting- "Aye. Been run through."

Chairs

• Classic Chair- "Captain's chair fer'a house."
• Corner Chair, Footrest, Stuffed Chair, Rocking Chair, and Ottoman Chair- "A poor captain's chair."
• Bench- "Thar's room inn'at chair fer two captains."
• Horned Chair and Lounge Chair- "A captain's chair fer'a house."
• Massager Chair- "A captain's chair fer Davey Jones."
• Fancy Chaise- "It be a captain's chair fer two."

House Upgrades

• Cottage Kit- "I've built m'own ship. I ken handle this."
• Tudor Home Kit- "I miss m'crew fer tha hard labor jobs."
• Gothic Home Kit- "These ol' bones could still build s'methin'."
• Brick Home Kit- "Bricks be not good fer buildin'a ship."
• Turreted Home Kit- "Stone be not good fer buildin'a ship."
• Villa Kit- "Argh. I'll put me ship buildin' skills t'work."
• Manor Kit- "Like buildin'a brigantine."

Doors

• Hardwood Door- "Woodlegs' acquired another poop deck. " [sic]
• Stone Archway- "Heavier than m'anchor."
• Forest Door and Wrought Iron Door- "That way lays a'cabin."
• Curtained Door- "Woodlegs' acquired another poop deck."
• Industrial Door- "Has tha look o'tha iron sail to 'er."
• Round Doorway- "Ah, she'll eat ol' Woodlegs clean up."
• Gothic Door- "Thar's gold in thar!"

Windows

• Peaked Curtain Window, Square Window, and Tall Curtain Window- "A porthole."
• Round Burlap Window- "Scuppers fer the house."
• Peaked Window- "Tha gun ports."
• Tall Window- "Scuppers fer tha house."
• Large Square Curtain Window- "The gun ports."
• Greenhouse Wall- "'tis a grand porthole!"

Rugs

• Eye Rug, Square Throw Rug, Oval Rug, Large Rug, Hedgehog Rug, Hoofprint Rug, Octagon Rug, Swirl Rug, and Soccer Rug- "'Tis a strange sail what lays on'na deck."
• Fur Throw Rug, Porcupus Rug, and Catcoon Rug- "Aye. It's been run through."
• Rubbermat Rug- "A fine rug fer th'ships."
• Web Rug- "'Tis a rug from th'spider web."
• Metal Rug- "'Tis too slippery fer'a ship."
• Wormhole Rug- "Be it safe to step on?"
• Braid Rug- "'Tis made from the hemp rope."
• Beard Rug- "Aye. Must've been a fine beard."
• Nailbed Rug- "'Twould make fine grapeshot."
• Crime Rug- "Argh. He's been run through."

Lamps

• Crystals LampFringe Lamp, Stainglass Lamp, Downbridge Lamp, Ceramic Lamp, Glass Lamp, Candelabra Lamp, Elizabethan Lamp, Gothic Lamp, Orb Lamp, Bellshade Lamp, Upturn Lamp, Spool Lamp, Edison Lamp, Adjustable Lamp, Right Angle Lamp, and Fancy Lamp- "'Tis a f'ncy house lantern."
• Dual Embroidered Lamp, Dual Fringes Lamp, and Dual Upturn Lamp- "'Tis two f'ncy house lanterns."

Tables

• Round Table, Hard Wood Desk, and DIY Table- "'Tis a chart table."
• College Table and Crate Table- "'Tis not seaw'rthy."
• Chess Table- "'Tis a chart table. Fer chessmen."

Nature - Plants

• Claw Palm Tree- "A strange wood be within."
• Claw Palm Tree (burning)- "
• Claw Palm Tree (burnt)- "
• Claw Palm Tree (stump)- "
• Cork- "'Tis barely seaworthy."
• Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "
• Rainforest Tree- "'Tis a land tree."
• Rainforest Tree (burning)- "
• Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "
• Rainforest Tree (stump)- "
• Sick Rainforest Tree- "Would'na make a good mast."
• Cocooned Tree- "That be fer tha beasties."
• Jungle Burr- "Sticks t'yer pegs."
• Rainforest Tree Sapling- "
• Tea Tree- "'Tis a growing ship mast."
• Tea Tree (burning)- "
• Tea Tree (burnt)- "
• Tea Tree (stump)- "
• Seed Pod- "A botan'cal barber-surgeon."
• Tea Tree Sapling- "
• Tuber Tree- "'Tis too hardy fer an axe."
• Blooming Tuber Tree- "
• Tall Grass- "As tall'as th'sky."
• Tall Grass (cut)- "
• Exotic Flower- "Ol'Woodlegs got na use fer thet."
• Aloe (planted)- "
• Asparagus (planted)- "
• Radish (planted)- "
• Nettle Vine- "Arrr. Tis a strong smell!"
• Nettle Vine (picked)- "Pillag'd."
• Nettle Vine (withered)- "Cleans tha' nose as good as sea air."
• Nettle Vine (moist)- "Water be doin'it good."
• Nettle Plant (held)- "Be needin' some land."
• Bramble- "Argh! 'Tis a mast with shark's teeth."
• Bramble Bloom- "A rose in'a sea o' brambles."
• Hanging Vine- "Them be th'ropes."
• Great Leafy Stalk- "Vessel i'th'makin'."
• Lotus Plant- "It be a big pink flow'r."
• Lotus Plant (picked)- "
• Lily Pad- "A leaf aft'r me own heart."
• Reeds (Water)- "Sticks aft'r me'own 'eart."
• Lawn Decoration- "Ol'Woodlegs prefers a touch'o'gold."
• Hedge- "'Tis th'way o'th'land."
• Hedge (untrimmed)- "Could do wit'a shave."
• Hedge (burning)- "Avast! Man tha pumps!"
• Hedge (burnt)- "Been pillag'd!"
• Intricate Topiary- "What strange manner'o'tree b'this?"
• Magic Flower- "Grew from a drop o'water."
• Weathered Branch- "Too old fer'a mast."
• Weathered Shrub- "Has no berries to speak of."
• Weathered Stick- "A stick."
• Weathered Tree- "A land mast."
• Weathered Trunk- "Have ta careen this nest t'fix it."

Nature - Objects

• Stone Slab- "Plenty of booty to be found under a rock."
• Dung Pile- "Foul."
• Dung Pile (picked)- "Argh! Sweet seawat'r could'na cleanse me now."
• Dung Ball- "Throw it o'erboard!"
• Thundernest- "'Tis nature's treasure chest."
• Iron Hulk (head)- "I'll hang tha' head from me bowsprit."
• Iron Hulk (arm)- "I've no need fer a'extra hand."
• Iron Hulk (ribcage)- "'Tis an iron leviathan."
• Iron Hulk (leg)- "Arrg! I could use tha' leg!"
• Large Iron Hulk (partially assembled)- "An'alf t'gether metal leviathan."
• Iron Ore- "'Tis not gold, but a treasure nontheless."
• Sparkling Pool- "Allas, not big enough to sail in."
• Gold Dust- "Aye! 'Tis treasure dust!"
• Gnat Mound- "Barnacle's o'tha land."
• Farm House- "'Tis th'home o'a landlubber."
• Farm House (burning)- "Not long fer'tha world!"
• Quarry Lodgings- "Them b'th'mines."
• Quarry Lodgings (burning)- "Avast! 'Tis afire!"
• Secret Bandit Camp- "Let's get'ta diggin'!"
• Cave Cleft- "Inta th'depths wit'ye."
• Ruinous Entrance- "Unholy depths."
• Mandrake Hill- "They live b'low decks."
• Mant Hill- "'Tis no mole hill."
• Crumbling Brazier- "A port fer fire."
• Crumbling Visage- "Thar be th'head."
• Ancient Wall- "A wall."
• Fountain of Youth- "Argh! 'Tis but a tiny sea."
• Ominous Carving- "That be'a strange sight."
• Teetering Pillar- "Steady as a ship inna storm."
• Deflated Balloon- "A poor sky vessel."
• Wicker Basket- "Na good fer na'thin'."
• Monogrammed Luggage A- "'tas been pillag'd."
• Monogrammed Luggage B- "'tas been pillag'd."
• Useless Flags- "I'll na fly't on me boat."
• Bag of Sand- "I've na need fer ballast."
• Petrified Egg (1)- "Been run aground!"
• Petrified Egg (2)- "Been run through!"
• Petrified Egg (3)- "Been keel'auled!"
• Petrified Egg (4)- "Been marooned!"
• Rusty Lamp- "It's been run through!"
• Weathered House- "Captain's cabin."
• Stone Thing- "A vessel. But na a seagoin' one."
• Lever Thing- "Thar be'a use ta it. But me na knowin't."
• Rock Thing- "Well, tha be'a strange sight."
• Relic Thing- "Ol' Woodlegs'll take it with'im."
• Iron Thing- "It be'a hummin'."

Nature - Caves

• Spooky Hole- "Arr. Tha flyin' devils be within ye."
• Unimportant Rock Pillar- "Fine mast fer'a room."

Nature - Ruinous Caves

• A Smashing Pot- "Due fer'a smashin'."
• Dart Trap- "Aye. 'tis a trap."
• Nasty Spear Trap- "Don't like tha looks o'those."
• File:Busted Spear Trap.pngBusted Spear Trap- "It's been run through!"
• Tempting Idol- "Tha' treasure atop there."
• Unimportant Pillar- "Fine mast fer'a room."
• Vines- "Thar be sneaky tree riggin'."
• Wall Brazier- "A port fer fire."
• Wishing Well- "Shall I throw m'luck to th'wind?"
• End's Well- "Na'a drop ta'drink."
• Aporkalypse Calendar- "Tha time be nigh!"

Nature - Mant Hill

• Antcomb Home- "Thar buggie beasties reside within."
• Honey Chest- "'t be makin' tha sweet golden treasure!"
• Lamp- "'Tis a sweet lantern."
• Mant Warrior Egg- "
• Stalacmite Throne- "Thar be treas're within."

Nature - Palace

• Palace- "A brigantine o' tha land."
• Royal Gallery Exhibit- "A treasure!"

Turfs

• All Turfs- "Me ain't no ground lubber."

Mobs - Monsters

• Ancient Spirit- "I've faced worse than ye!"
• Giant Grub- "
• Gnat Swarm- "Flyin' minnows."
• Hanging Vine- "Them be th'ropes."
• Mant Warrior- "Ye be meetin' yer match!"
• Masked Pig- "Argh! Stay away from me gold!"
• Swashy Hat- "'Tis a sneaky hat."
• Bandit Stash Map- "Arrgh! 'Tis treasure!"
• Poison Dartfrog- "A scallywag of o' tha land!"
• Rabid Beetle- "Ornery buggie."
• Rabid Beetle (sleeping)- "Thar she blows!"
• Rabid Beetle (dead)- "Aye, 'tis fer'tha best."
• Scorpion- "A terrible foe t'be sure."
• Scorpion (sleeping)- "Keelhaul tha'beast, while ye can!"
• Scorpion (dead)- "Aye! 'Tis defeated!"
• Snaptooth Seedling- "'Tis a land shark!"
• Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "Thar sails be furled."
• Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "Belay'd of life."
• Snaptooth Flytrap- "Yer in fer it now."
• Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "Thar sails b'furled."
• Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "Danc'd tha hemp'n jig."
• Spider Monkey- "Man th'cannons!"
• Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "Arg! Cleav'im while ya got th' chance!"
• Spider Monkey (dead)- "Shark bait now."
• Vampire Bat- "'Tis a wretch'd bloodsucker."
• Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "'Tha scurvy dog be defenceless."
• Vampire Bat (dead)- "Avast ye! The bilge-sucker's been cleaved."
• Pig Skin?- "Woodlegs don't care we ye call it."
• Viper- "'Tis a land and sea serpent."
• Weevole- "Have at ye landlubbers!"
• Weevole Carapace- "'Tis the longcoat o' them pesky bugs."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Elder Mandrake- "I'll run ye through!"
• Hippopotamoose- "Avast! Tis a land Kracken!"
• Hippopotamoose Antler- "'tis tha riggin' o' tha'beastie."
• Mant- "Whut mann'r o'beast be ye?"
• Mant (sleeping)- "Keelhaul tha beast!"
• Mant (dead)- "Its 'atches 'ave been battened."
• Platapine- "It be a cannonball o' fur."
• Platapine (sleeping)- "Arrgh. It's takin' tha caulk."
• Platapine (dead)- "It's been run through."
• Platapine Quill- "'tis a part o' tha spiky beastie."
• Pog- "Scurvy dog."
• Pog (follower)- "B'gone y'scurvy dog!"
• Pog (sleeping)- "Thet b'nice."
• Pog (Aporkalypse)- "Have at ye!"
• Royal Guard- "Dare ye ta cross swords wit ol'Woodlegs?"
• Royal Guard (sleeping)- "Sleepin' scallywag'n swine."
• Royal Guard (palace variant)- "Ye'll not be nabbin' me."
• Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "'es a lazy one."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Banker- "Ye be no man, swine."
• Banker (sleeping)- "
• Banker (dead)- "
• Beautician- "Ahoy, ye swine."
• Beautician (sleeping)- "
• Beautician (dead)- "
• Collector- "Ye be full o' strange treasures!"
• Collector (sleeping)- "
• Collector (dead)- "
• Erudite- "So yer a wizard then?"
• Erudite (sleeping)- "
• Erudite (dead)- "
• Farmer- "Walkin' swine ye be."
• Farmer (sleeping)- "
• Farmer (dead)- "
• Florist- "'Tis swine, fer sure."
• Florist (sleeping)- "
• Florist (dead)- "
• Hatmaker- "Do ye got any hats fer piratin'?"
• Hatmaker (sleeping)- "
• Hatmaker (dead)- "
• Hunter- "I be in need of proper piratin' gear."
• Hunter (sleeping)- "
• Hunter (dead)- "
• Mayor Truffleston- "Yer too plump fer yer own good."
• Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "
• Mayor Truffleston (dead)- "
• Miner- "Filthy landlubber."
• Miner (sleeping)- "
• Miner (dead)- "
• Professor- "Arr, yer a grizzled one, ain't ye."
• Professor (sleeping)- "
• Professor (dead)- "
• Pig Queen- "Whar be yer treasure?"
• Pig Queen (sleeping)- "
• Pig Queen (dead)- "
• Shopkeep- "Ye be a boar!"
• Shopkeep (sleeping)- "
• Shopkeep (dead)- "
• Usher- "
• Usher (sleeping)- "
• Usher (dead)- "
• Worker- "Whut a snout ye have."
• Worker (sleeping)- "
• Worker (dead)- "
• Kingfisher (normal and held)- "Ye live off th'ocean too?"
• Kingfisher (sleeping)- "'Tis not on watch."
• Kingfisher (dead)- "Met Davey Jones."
• Parrot (normal and held)- "Blue as th'sea."
• Parrot (sleeping)- "'Tis just restin'"
• Parrot (dead)- "Thar be an ex-parrot."
• Pigeon (normal and held)- "Be'a gulls o'th' land."
• Pigeon (sleeping)- "Grabbin' shuteye."
• Pigeon (dead)- "Tells no tales."
• Dung Beetle- "Creature most foul."
• Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "Th'foul stench follows ye."
• Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "Too much o' the grog?"
• Dung Beetle (dead)- "'tas been run through!"
• Glowfly- "A fly'o'glow!"
• Glowfly (sleeping)- "Becalm'd."
• Glowfly (dead)- "Tells no tales."
• Glowfly (cocoon)- "'e be sleepin' it off."
• Pangolden- "Eatin' up all tha treasure!"
• Peagawk- "Arr, them eyes need patches!"
• Peagawk (hiding)- "'Tis unsettlin' t'b'sure."
• Peagawk (sleeping)- "She be grabbin' some shuteye."
• Peagawk (dead)- "It tells no tales."
• Peagawk Plume- "Feather'o'glimmer."
• Piko- "Thievin' scoundrel."
• Piko (sleeping)- "Grabbin' some shuteye."
• Piko (dead)- "Tells no tales."
• Orange Piko- "Aye, 'tis a useful brewed."
• Thunderbird- "Ye'll not get be shockin' me."
• Thunder Feather- "Argh! I found a treasure."

Mobs - Bosses

• Pugalisk- "'Tis a land Leviathan!"
• Snake Bone- "A treasure o'tha snake."
• Petrifying Bones- "'es danc'd the hemp'n jig."
• Pugalisk Skull- "Bigger than me crows nest."
• Queen Womant- "Full o'tha blubber."
• Royal Crown- "Treasure!"
• Ancient Herald- "Scallywag, if'n Woodlegs e'er seen one."
• Dark Tatters- "Like Davy Jones' sailcloth."
• Large Iron Hulk- "Ye be lookin' fer a fight?"
• Infused Iron- "'as th'look 'o treasure to't."

Mobs - Other

• Maxameleon- "I liked the other guy better."
• BFB (head)- "A livin'ship wit' three heads!"
• BFB (leg)- "A great movin'mast."
• BFB (tail)- "Them feathers'd make fer good sails."

Food - Meats

• Poison Dartfrog Legs- "Best b'careful eatin' thet!"
• Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "Ain't no proper meal."
• Gummy Slug- "A land eel."
• Cooked Gummy Slug- "I'd rather eat me hat."

Food - Vegetables

• Aloe- "Thar be gooey treasure within."
• Cooked Aloe- "'Tis bubbletea treasure."
• Asparagus- "Lil' vegetable masts."
• Cooked Asparagus- "It fills Woodleg's belly."
• Bean Bugs- "Avast ye, jumpin' beans!"
• Cooked Bean Bugs- "The virtue of this meat be dubious."
• Lotus Flower- "Tis a flow'r'o'th'land."
• Cooked Lotus Root- "It b'cooked."
• Nettle- "Cleans tha' nose as good as sea air."
• Radish- "Fer keepin' off the scurvy."
• Cooked Radish- "A vegetable brew."
• Tuber- "Give ya a bout of scury that."
• Fried Tuber- "Not me usual grub."
• Blooming Tuber- "What can I make of ye?"
• Fried Blooming Tuber- "A fine meal for a fine fellow."

Food - Crock Pot

• Asparagus Soup- "Watery grass."
• Feijoada- "Thar beans be jumpin' no more."
• Gummy Cake- "More chewy than'a week ol' sharkfin."
• Hard Shell Tacos- "Full o' tha crunch."
• Iced Tea- "'tis relief ta be sure."
• Nettle Rolls- "Like eatin'a bunch'a fresh air."
• Snake Bone Soup- "A hearty brew, to be sure."
• Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "Has the kick to't"
• Steamed Ham Sandwich- "'tis a'unforgettable luncheon."
• Tea- "Ah, a fine brew."

Food - Other

• Clippings- "A bit o' plant bilge."
• Cooked Seed Pod- "
• Flytrap Stalk- "'Tis a plant skelerton."
• Nectar- "
• Magic Water- "Tis only a wee bit o' water."
• Aloe Seeds- "
• Asparagus Seeds- "
• Radish Seeds- "
• Tuber Seeds- "

Misc Items

• Oinc- "Pieces o' Eight!"
• Tenpiece Oinc- "Thet b'gold!!"
• Centapiece Oinc- "
• Executive Hammer- "'tis a pow'rful 'ammer!"
• Lost Idol- "Long fergott'n treas're"
• Lost Totem- "'oary treas're!"
• Relic Fragment- "Treasure b'this!"
• The Blue Sow- "
• The Jeweled Truffle- "
• Pherostone- "Be a stone'o'tongues."
• Alloy- "Ahoy, alloy!"
• Chitin- "A harden'd hull."
• Stalking Stick- "Moor legs mean moor walkin'."
• Deed of home ownership- "Only a deed to a 'ouse, not a ship."
• Regal Scepter- "Thet b'treasure for sure!"
• Royal Gallery Key- "
• Key to the City- "
• Queen Malfalfa- "Avast ye!"
• Post Card of the Royal Palace- "Woodlegs wish he wer'nt here."
• Can of Silly String- "'tis na'tha' hempen rope."
• Noxious Cloud- "An ill wind."

Announcements

• Can't buy item (generic)- "Arrrg. 'tis na fer sale."
• Can't buy item (not enough money)- "Ol' Woodlegs d'na ha'tha doubloons fer't."
• Cannot enter building (generic)- "'tis closed ta me."
• Cannot enter building (locked)- "It be needin' somethin' ta open't."
• Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "
• Coughing- "Koff! Koff! Get me outta here!"
• Digging in Dung Pile-
  • "Arrgh!"
  • "Avast!"
  • "Ye repulsive thing!"
• Fog coming-
  • "Arrgh! It be hot!"
  • "This {item} is makin' me sweat me britches."
• Hay Fever starting- "Me nose be itchier than a sliver in me pegleg."
• Hay Fever ending- "Ah! Th'air be clear again!"
• Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
  • "It's hide be too tough!"
  • "Where's me harpoon!"
  • "Where's ye weakness, Land Leviathan!"
• Putting on Living Artifact- "Yarrrrrg!"
• Sneezing- "Ahh-pheww!!"
• Vampire Bats are coming- "Beasties be flappin' about."

Removed

• Rabid Beetle- "An ornery buggie."
• Scorpion- "'Tis a terrible foe t'be sure."
• Pog- "A scurvy dog."
• Royal Guard- "Ye dare cross swords wit ol'Woodlegs?"
• Pigeon (normal & held)- "Thar be only gulls on th'seas."

Trivia

• His examination quote for the End's Well ("Na'a drop ta'drink.") may be a reference to Samuel Taylor Coleridge's poem The Rime of the Ancient Mariner (a modern version being "Water, water, everywhere, but not a drop to drink.").