西洋棋雕塑

「A bubble, frozen in time, can never pop.」

– 溫蒂

「IT HAS NO PERCEIVABLE PURPOSE」

– WX-78

「I hope this does not have a bad influence on the children.」

「Kitschy. Just how Lucy and I like it.」

– 伍迪

「Ceci n'est pas une pipe. Pity.」

「Tis but a jest.」

「Bubbles!」

– 韋伯

「It's got bubbles coming out the top.」

– 薇諾娜

「Bubble, bubble, no such trouble.」

The sculpture depicts a Bubble Pipe which is a toy that acts similarly to a bubble-blowing stick, except it is shaped like a tobacco pipe. The sculpture is possibly a reference to Markus Raetz's pipe sculpture which can be interpreted as either a tobacco pipe or a shapeless metal blob.

宝角雕塑

「Makes my stomach rumble just looking at it.」

– 威爾森

「Ouchhh! I think I chipped a tooth.」

– 薇洛

「Why stone food hurt mouth?」

「A cold mockery.」

– 溫蒂

「THIS PIECE IS FOR TORTURING HUNGRY FLESHLINGS」

– WX-78

「It is a commonly held belief that art imitates life.」

「Well, I did say I had a hankering for "stone fruit".」

– 伍迪

「This seems cruel.」

「Feasts, feasts, everywhere, and nöt a ham tö eat.」

「Boy, I wish we could eat it.」

– 韋伯

「Ugh, don't remind me of food.」

– 薇諾娜

「What a funny use for a horn!」

The sculpture depicts a Cornucopia, a horn of plenty which can be depicted as a horn-shaped, hollow bread filled with food. The shape of the horn resembles a Beefalo Horn. The sculpture may be a reference to the fact that a Cornucopia is an over-used example of pottery.

战车雕塑

「It's even heavier than it looks.」

– 威爾森

「That one looks like it could do some damage.」

– 薇洛

「Does not look like castle to Wolfgang.」

「A mere minion to something greater.」

– 溫蒂

「WHY ARE HUMANS SO COMPELLED TO "DECORATE"?」

– WX-78

「Represents the protective walls of the king's castle.」

「Pfft, tacky.」

– 伍迪

「It's nice, but where's the rust? The exhaust pipes?」

「A castle fit för a queen.」

「Where's the king of the castle?」

– 韋伯

「Looks heavy.」

– 薇諾娜

「We carved this from the rock ourselves.」

The sculpture depicts a rook (or castle) from the board game Chess. It also bears resemblance to the nose of a Clockwork Rook, which when hammered during a New Moon can spawn a Shadow Version of itself (Marble and Cut Stone only). It may be a reference to giant chess pieces.

骑士雕塑

「It's a horse, of course.」

– 威爾森

「A horse with no butt.」

– 薇洛

「Is good horsey, Wolfgang thinks.」

「Oh, if I could ride away into the night.」

– 溫蒂

「A METICULOUSLY CRAFTED OBJECT OF OBSOLESCENCE」

– WX-78

「A knight, in service to the king. Or perhaps the queen.」

「I miss horses.」

– 伍迪

「A dreadful lack of accordions.」

「The figure öf a fellöw warriör!」

「We could sculpt a stallion battalion!」

– 韋伯

「Why the long face?」

– 薇諾娜

「Let's play a game, you and I!」

The sculpture depicts a Knight (or horse) from the board game Chess. It also bears resemblance to the head of a Clockwork Knight, which when hammered during a New Moon can spawn a Shadow Version of itself (Marble and Cut Stone only). It may be a reference to giant chess pieces.

主教雕塑

「It's a stone bishop.」

– 威爾森

「Just some dumb bishop piece.」

– 薇洛

「Weak little rock man looks nice.」

「A piece, constrained to the board.」

– 溫蒂

「A USELESS HUNK OF ROCK WITH NO APPARENT FUNCTION」

– WX-78

「A decorative stone carving of a bishop chess piece.」

「That's not really my sort of thing, eh?」

– 伍迪

「Could use a few more mechanical bits in my opinion.」

「This warriör döes battle in the mind.」

「We've never seen toys so big.」

– 韋伯

「I'm not big on headgames.」

– 薇諾娜

「Bishop made of polished stone.」

The sculpture depicts a bishop (or priest) from the board game Chess. It also bears resemblance to a head of a Clockwork Bishop, which when hammered during a New Moon can spawn a Shadow Version of itself (Marble and Cut Stone only). It may be a reference to giant chess pieces.

国王雕塑

「Doesn't seem very "kingly" to me.」

– 威爾森

「I'm not afraid of that guy. He doesn't even have arms!」

– 薇洛

「Looks very not-mighty.」

「Alas, the king is but a figurehead, at best.」

– 溫蒂

「WHY IS NO ONE ACKNOWLEDGING IT LOOKS LIKE THE FRAIL HUMAN」

– WX-78

「The king is, by all measures, a liability to everyone on the board.」

「Looks like a bit of a hoser.」

– 伍迪

「What a well-dressed figure!」

「Nöt a man fit för battle.」

「Reminds me of grandpa.」

– 韋伯

「It's BUSTed. Ha!」

– 薇諾娜

「You've much too competitive spirit, sir.」

The sculpture depicts a king from the board game Chess, though it appears more like a suited man. The fact that it has no arms may be a reference to the sculpture Venus de Milo.

皇后雕塑

「Hmm... Looks familiar.」

– 威爾森

「Ewww, she doesn't have a head!」

– 薇洛

「Faceless lady make Wolfgang uncomfortable.」

「She holds the true power, here.」

– 溫蒂

「I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE AESTHETIC APPEAL」

– WX-78

「I don't tend to trust anyone without a face. Lucy excluded, of course.」

– 伍迪

「Must everything be about my shortcomings?」

「A Valkyrie's spirit dwells within.」

「We're sure she's nicer than she looks.」

– 韋伯

「I've got a bad feeling about this one.」

– 薇諾娜

「How whimsically elegant.」

The sculpture depicts a queen from the board game Chess, though it appears more like a Greek tragedy actor. Its overall style and the fact that it is carrying a mask may be a reference to the Greek Muse of Tragedy, Melpomene.

禁卫雕塑

「I can relate.」

– 威爾森

「What sort of peasant doesn't have a torch?!」

– 薇洛

「Little man is wearing little hat!」

「We are all but pawns in this game called "life".」

– 溫蒂

「SUPERIOR ART DEPICTING A DISPOSABLE UNDERLING」

– WX-78

「Pawns that journey to the seat of power can be quite dangerous.」

「Just a humble peasant, really.」

– 伍迪

「I have no idea what that is.」

「Tis a nöble fööt söldier.」

「Pawns are just as important as the rest of the pieces.」

– 韋伯

「Nice hat.」

– 薇諾娜

「Would you like to play?」

The sculpture depicts a pawn (or townsperson) from the board game Chess. It may be a reference to giant chess pieces.

鹿角怪雕塑

「It feels like its eye follows you.」

– 威爾森

「We kicked its butt.」

– 薇洛

「Is scary monster statue.」

「What terrible beast.」

– 溫蒂

「ANOTHER ORGANIC I AM STRONGER THAN」

– WX-78

「An anatomical study of those strange beasts.」

「Fine detail on that base.」

– 伍迪

「I don't like winters.」

「Öur fight shall be made ballad.」

「This is a really good sculpture.」

– 韋伯

「Ha. It looks kinda surprised, don't it?」

– 薇諾娜

「That was such a fun day!」

熊獾雕塑

「It was a lot bigger up close.」

– 威爾森

「Those are some pointy teeth.」

– 薇洛

「Terrifying beast statue!」

「Ashes to ashes, bust to bust. Oh.」

– 溫蒂

「IT IS MY DECORATION NOW」

– WX-78

「Quite expressive!」

「Good use of stone.」

– 伍迪

「A brute.」

「Twas a battle tö sing öf.」

「The fur looks so real!」

– 韋伯

「Y'got a mean mug there, buddy.」

– 薇諾娜

「I'll say a prayer for this slain bear.」

麋鹿鹅雕塑

「Eurgh. It's so lifelike.」

– 威爾森

「Looks as dumb as the real thing.」

– 薇洛

「Bad monster made of stone.」

「Such expression in her eyes.」

– 溫蒂

「AN ORGANIC I VANQUISHED」

– WX-78

「Bust of Alces canadensis.」

「Looks sturdy.」

– 伍迪

「What an imbecilic expression.」

「Twas an hönör tö fight thee.」

「She doesn't look so mean.」

– 韋伯

「It looks like it's hollerin'.」

– 薇諾娜

「We've established a stone goose truce.」

When inspecting a 麋鹿鹅雕塑, there is 50% chance to show the text Moose Figure, and 50% chance to show Goose Figure. Wortox's quote also has 50% chance to say "goose" instead of "moose".

蜻蜓龙雕塑

「Ah, that brings back memories. Bad ones.」

– 威爾森

「I think... I think I understand art.」

– 薇洛

「Is fiery killbeast, but stone.」

「She now lies, cold as stone.」

– 溫蒂

「A REMINDER OF THE TIME I WON」

– WX-78

「Artist's interpretation of mythical Diptera.」

「Good stonework.」

– 伍迪

「It never stood a chance.」

「Tis the tröphy of gloriöus battle!」

「We can practically feel the fire!」

– 韋伯

「My pals and I can't be beat.」

– 薇諾娜

「Bye bye, dear dragonfly.」

月蛾雕塑

「It looks nice, doesn't it?」

– 威爾森

「Meh. I can't even burn it.」

– 薇洛

「Is look like little flutterby, but bigger!」

「But a simulacrum of life. Sigh.」

– 溫蒂

「"ART" IS JUST RECREATING STUFF YOU SEE LYING AROUND」

– WX-78

「Carved in the lunar moth's likeness.」

「Reminds me of nature.」

– 伍迪

「Rather elegant, I'd say.」

「Tö celebrate the möön's messenger!」

「It looks kinda yummy, doesn't it?」

– 韋伯

「I feel like it's lookin' at me.」

– 薇諾娜

「It does not float, nor does it sting.」

船锚雕塑

「It's as heavy as it looks.」

– 威爾森

「It's hard to burn stuff at sea.」

– 薇洛

「Is big. And heavy. Wolfgang would like to lift.」

「Why did we sculpt an anchor.」

– 溫蒂

「AS HEAVY AS THE REAL THING, BUT LESS USEFUL」

– WX-78

「Artists tend to reference what they're familiar with.」

「Looks good to me.」

– 伍迪

「How kitsch.」

「'Twas made in hönör öf öur stalwart vessel!」

「Anchors away!」

– 韋伯

「I'm fond'a this one.」

– 薇諾娜

「So heavy, heavy, dreary, dreary.」

月亮雕塑

「I've been feeling pretty inspired lately.」

– 威爾森

「I guess it's nice.」

– 薇洛

「Is look just like sky cheese!」

「I'd prefer to look at this over the real thing.」

– 溫蒂

「SOME ART IS OKAY」

– WX-78

「The missing chunk is a recent development.」

「Someone did a good job on this.」

– 伍迪

「I'm fairly partial to this one.」

「Öffered in hönör öf öur beauteöus möön!」

「Almost as pretty as the real thing.」

– 韋伯

「That statue's moonin' me! HA!」

– 薇諾娜

「The mortals thought it was made of cheese! Hyuyu!」