Walani/Quotes/Reign of Giants

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“You seem chill.”

–Walani

Surf's up!

This page lists Walani's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Walani's quotes for items found in Reign of Giants. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Lights

• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I'm not really sure how this thing works."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "Uhh... I hope this doesn't spread."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "The fire is doing it's job."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "My cozy campfire!"
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I think it needs some energy!"
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (out)- "I need fuel for my fire!"
• Moggles- "I CAN SEE ALL!"

Survival

• Insulated Pack- "Keeps my snacks chill."
• Luxury Fan- "An artificial ocean breeze."
• Siesta Lean-to- "I could use a snooze."
• Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "That would be improper napping form."
• Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "Sleeping right now seems kinda dangerous."
• Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "Foooooooooooooood..."
• Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "It's a bit too cavey around here for a siesta."
• Tent (burnt)- "Great! Just great..."
• Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "Rest in peace."
• Thermal Stone- "It's rock temperature."
• Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Refreshing."
• Thermal Stone (cold)- "It's icy!"
• Thermal Stone (warm)- "It's a little toasty."
• Thermal Stone (hot)- "It's warm and glowing."
• Pretty Parasol- "This should keep me almost dry."

Food

• Crock Pot (burnt)- "The food might taste a bit burnt."
• Bee Box (burnt)- "Maybe the bees did some redecorating?"
• Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "It's toast!"
• Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Water doesn't make things dry."
• Drying Rack (burnt)- "Your days of jerkying are over."
• Bucket-o-poop- "Ground food."

Science

• Science Machine and Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Ugh, do I have to build you again now?"
• Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Not much use to me now."
• Rainometer (burnt)- "Guess you didn't see that coming."
• Ice Flingomatic (off)- "It's out cold."
• Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Fling it on!"
• Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "It needs some juice."
• Electrical Doodad- "Thingy what does the science!"

Fight

• Scalemail- "This armor is so hot right now."
• Morning Star- "That's one gnarly-lookin' whacker."
• Weather Pain- "I'm glad I'm not on the receiving end."

Structures

• Pig House (burnt)- "Hope they had insurance."
• Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Aw. The bunnies lost their home."
• Hay Wall (burnt)- "Not surprising... it was made out of hay..."
• Wood Wall (burnt)- "It was wood after all..."
• Chest (burnt)- "Nooooo! Goodbye shiny, shiny treasure..."
• Scaled Chest- "What did I get?!"
• Sign (burnt)- "I know the feeling."

Magic

• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Up in smoke..."
• Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Guess I don't get to pull the lever anymore."
• Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Couldn't you have manipulated yourself into not getting burnt?"
• Old Bell- "Summons the big stomper."

Dress

• Cat Cap- "I can feel the spirits of catcoons that made it."
• Fashion Melon- "Next best thing to a watermelon bikini."
• Ice Cube- "Keeps my head cold. And wet."
• Rain Coat- "The surf can't touch me now!"
• Rain Hat- "High and dry."
• Summer Frest- "Even sun worshipers need a break."
• Floral Shirt- "This shirt is so me."
• Eyebrella- "My third eye will protect me."
• Hibearnation Vest- "Made of real bearger chest!"

Nature - Plants

• Birchnut Tree- "It comes in so many colors!"
• Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Thanks for the logs. Sorry about, like, your body."
• Birchnut Tree (burning)- "Senseless."
• Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Saying sorry won't bring it back."
• Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "
• Sapling (withered)- "Looks like I feel."
• Grass Tuft (withered)- "It looks tired."
• Berry Bush (withered)- "That bush isn't looking very good."
• Plant (withered)- "Something made it all... gross."
• Birchnut- "Come on out, nature!"
• Cactus- "It's fine if you just leave it alone."
• Cactus (picked)- "
• Tumbleweed- "It's on a journey called life."

Nature - Objects

• Ice- "It knows how to chill."
• Mini Glacier- "At least someone around here knows how to chill!"
• Mini Glacier (melted)- "I didn't bring my puddle stompin' boots!"
• Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "The water washed the tracks away..."
• Burrow- "Nice hole, mole."
• Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "I guess they needed Me Time."
• Rundown House (burnt)- "This house has char-acter."
• Merm Head (burnt)- "I like it better burnt."
• Pig Head (burnt)- "Wasn't it bad enough already?"
• Hollow Stump- "Looks like a nice place to crash."
• Hollow Stump (empty)- "Anyone there?"
• Glommer's Statue- "Woah, far out."
• Glommer's Statue (mined)- "All messed up now."
• Skeleton (self)- "Surfing the beyond..."
• Sunken Boat (burnt)- "An admirer of the sea, burned to ash. What injustice!"

Turfs

• Decidous Turf- "Keeps me grounded."
• Sandy Turf- "Take the beach to go."

Mobs - Monsters

• Varg- "What's your deal, man?"
• Poison Birchnut Tree- "I said I was sorry!"
• Poison Birchnut Tree (stump)- "
• Birchnutter- "Chillax, little dude."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Buzzard- "Not dead yet, friend!"
• Catcoon- "It's very independent and loves garbage. Me too!"
• Cat Tail- "This would make a stylish hat."
• Volt Goat- "Do you think it would let me snuggle it?"
• Volt Goat (charged)- "Majestic!"
• Volt Goat Horn- "I feel a little bad about the dead goat."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Glommer (normal and sleeping)- "Looks like a friend."
• Glommer's Flower- "Wouldn't it look great in my hair?"
• Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Poor lil' thing."
• Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "Huh. I guess it didn't like traveling?"
• Glommer's Wings- "Sigh. Fly no more, friend."
• Glommer's Goop- "I'll make sure it goes to good use."
• Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Who's down there?"
• Moleworm (aboveground)- "Welcome to the surface!"
• Moleworm (held)- "Are you comfy in there, buddy?"

Mobs - Bosses

• Bearger- "Maybe I should keep my distance."
• Thick Fur- "Now I can hibernate in comfort."
• Moose/Goose- "You're a big one, huh!?"
• Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "It will one day hatch into a moo... a goo... a thing."
• Mosling- "Don't you just want to pick it up and squeeze it?"
• Down Feather- "It's soft but... a bit grimy."
• Dragonfly- "I'd never have to put up with this on the open ocean!"
• Scales- "I need a suit of these, immediately."
• Lava Spit (hot)- "Looks spicy."
• Lava Spit (cool)- "All dried up."

Mobs - Other

• Bigfoot- "Just look at that goofy footed weirdo!"

Food - Fruits

• Watermelon- "Nothing better on a hot day!"
• Grilled Watermelon- "Hot watermelon..."

Food - Vegetables

• Cactus Flesh- "Cactus flesh... d'you think that's vegetarian?"
• Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Looks pretty tasty now."
• Cactus Flower- "You ever seen anything as pretty?"

Food - Crock Pot

• Flower Salad- "Now that's what I call health food."
• Guacamole- "A total snack attack."
• Ice Cream- "Perfect treat to pair with a hammock in the sun."
• Melonsicle- "Eat it before it melts!"
• Spicy Chili- "Yow! Burns my tongue SO GOOD."
• Trail Mix- "Protein!"

Food - Other

• Roasted Birchnut- "This should give me some energy."
• Electric Milk- "It feels tingly going down."
• Watermelon Seeds- "I love watermelon... but I hate farm work..."

Misc Items

• Webber's Skull- "Not your run of the mill skull."
• Bone Shards- "I don't think a cast will help now."
• Old Bell Blueprint- "A recipe for disaster."

Announcements

• Lightning miss- "Not today, nature!"
• Overheating- "This heat is unbearable."
• Tree Shelter- "Ah. I'm in my element when I'm out of the elements."
• Wetness (low)- "A little water never hurt no one."
• Wetness (medium)- "I'll need to towel off soon."
• Wetness (high)- "My clothes seem to be quite wet."
• Wetness (highest)- "I am thoroughly soaked!"
• Dropping tool while wet- "You're not making this any more fun!"
• Smoldering item- "It's getting too hot to handle!"
• Burnt- "OUCH! That was way too hot!"
• Trying to sleep on fire- "Uhh. That's on fire right now."

Removed

• Bigfoot- "That is one biiig foot."
• Wetness (low)- "A little water never hurt anyone."
• Wetness (medium)- "I might need a towel soon."

Trivia

• Her quote for the Hibearnation Vest is a reference to the song sung in The Simpsons episode "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds".