Wanda/Quotes/Reign of Giants

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This page lists Wanda's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wanda's quotes for items found in Reign of Giants. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Lights

• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit- "It keeps the shadows at bay."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "Oh botheration, I got carried away with the kindling!"
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "That feels better."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "It needs more to burn if I want it to last."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I need to give it something to burn, quickly!"
• Endothermic Fire (out)- "That was nice while it lasted."
• Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "I could get it going again in no time at all."
• Moggles- "What a funny looking hat. Let me try it on!"

Survival

• Insulated Pack- "It'll give my food a longer lifespan."
• Luxury Fan- "I've never seen a feather so big! Or have I..."
• Siesta Lean-to- "I could stand to spend a moment or two out of the heat."
• Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "Now is not the time for a siesta."
• Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "There's more important things to worry about at the moment!"
• Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "I can't rest! I need to find something to eat, quickly!"
• Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "I'll take a break when I'm on the surface where it's safe...er."
• Tent (burnt)- "It looks like nap time is over, permanently."
• Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "It won't do me much good now."
• Thermal Stone- "This isn't an ordinary rock."
• Thermal Stone (frozen)- "It's ice cold."
• Thermal Stone (cold)- "It's cool to the touch."
• Thermal Stone (warm)- "Something to warm up these old bones."
• Thermal Stone (hot)- "I almost singed my fingers!"
• Pretty Parasol- "Quite the afternoonified rain napper, isn't it?"

Food

• Crock Pot (burnt)- "Well that's a setback."
• Bee Box (burnt)- "It looks like its honey making days are behind it."
• Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "All that time, wasted!"
• Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "The weather is not cooperating."
• Drying Rack (burnt)- "I spent so much time on that!!"
• Bucket-o-poop- "Manure, conveniently stored in a bucket."

Science

• Science Machine (burnt)- "I was too late to save it."
• Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Oh drat."
• Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "It can't be that hot out!"
• Rainometer (burnt)- "Maybe that was meant to happen."
• Ice Flingomatic (off)- "Ready to fling at a moment's notice."
• Ice Flingomatic (on)- "It's a good thing we prepared for just such an eventuality."
• Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "It's starting to wind down."
• Electrical Doodad- "Is this one of those newfangled electric thinga-ma-whoosits?"

Fight

• Scalemail- "I think it looks better on me than it did on the bug."
• Morning Star- "A light up weapon? What will they think of next!"
• Weather Pain- "Oh botheration, I thought it was a compass."

Structures

• Pig House (burnt)- "Gone in an instant."
• Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Something smells good!"
• Hay Wall (burnt)- "I probably should have seen this coming."
• Wood Wall (burnt)- "Next time I'll use something less flammable."
• Chest (burnt)- "I probably should have seen that coming."
• Scaled Chest- "Now that I'm not worried about my things burning up, I can worry about everything else."
• Sign (burnt)- "That's a bad sign."

Magic

• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "I'm trying not to take that as a bad omen."
• Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Now I'll have to spend time making another one..."
• Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "I'll have to be more careful next time."
• Old Bell- "What's the worst that could happen?"

Dress

• Cat Cap- "Their sacrifice will keep me warm and alive."
• Fashion Melon- "Believe it or not, it's actually quite practical."
• Ice Cube- "Simple and effective."
• Rain Coat- "It keeps me warm and dry."
• Rain Hat- "What a charming rain bonnet!"
• Summer Frest- "I don't know if I want to be so easy to spot..."
• Floral Shirt- "It might be nice to kick back and unwind... for a minute or two."
• Eyebrella- "I don't like having eyes on me..."
• Hibearnation Vest- "It reminds me of that time I was almost eaten by a bearger, but it's cozy."

Nature - Plants

• Birchnut Tree- "It's certainly a tree."
• Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Its time in this world was cut short."
• Birchnut Tree (burning)- "Maybe that was supposed to happen."
• Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Well, what's done is done. For now anyway."
• Birchnut- "In time, it'll be a new tree."
• Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "Trees are so painfully slow to grow."
• Sapling (withered)- "It won't survive long in this heat."
• Grass Tuft (withered)- "Nothing will grow in this heat."
• Berry Bush (withered)- "Everything is withering away in this heat."
• Plant (withered)- "Did I forget to water it again?"
• Cactus- "I wonder if it's really worth the bother."
• Cactus (picked)- "Now to pick out all the spines. What a tedious vegetable."
• Tumbleweed- "I'm sure it's seen a lot during its travels."

Nature - Objects

• Ice- "A frozen chunk of future water."
• Mini Glacier- "A frozen chunk of future water."
• Mini Glacier (melted)- "A puddle of potential ice."
• Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "Everything's too soggy, I'm not wasting my time with this."
• Burrow- "I thought they were bigger... my memory must've exaggerated it."
• Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "No more rabbit hole, for now."
• Rundown House (burnt)- "One moment it's there, the next it's gone."
• Merm Head (burnt)- "Oh, that is vile."
• Pig Head (burnt)- "It somehow managed to become even more dead."
• Hollow Stump- "It looks like something's been living in there for a while."
• Hollow Stump (empty)- "It's deserted."
• Glommer's Statue- "I still haven't figured out who made this..."
• Glommer's Statue (mined)- "It seemed like a good idea at the time."
• Skeleton (self)- " N/A

Turfs

• Deciduous Turf- "Why am I wasting time staring at the ground?"
• Sandy Turf- "Why am I wasting time staring at the ground?"

Mobs - Monsters

• Varg- "I guess I was bound to run into you sooner or later."
• Poison Birchnut Tree- "Mind your own business, you pesky tree!"
• Birchnutter- "I'll stomp you back into the ground, you overgrown seedling!"

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Buzzard- "You're wasting your time following me, buzzard."
• Catcoon- "I don't have time to play with you."
• Cat Tail- "I did what I had to do."
• Volt Goat- "Come here you old goat!"
• Volt Goat (charged)- "What happened to you? You look a mess!"
• Volt Goat Horn- "Twisty, like time itself."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Glommer- "Who's a cute little bug thing? You are!"
• Glommer (sleeping)- "Sleeping again?"
• Glommer's Flower- "I like anything that can make its own light."
• Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Why must life be so fleeting for some?"
• Glommer's Flower (ashes)- " N/A
• Glommer's Wings- "I'm just not going to think about where they came from!"
• Glommer's Goop- "Oh. Droppings. How lovely."
• Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "It's one of those little pests."
• Moleworm (aboveground)- "I've spent enough time dealing with your shenanigans!"
• Moleworm (held)- "Got you at last, you little vermin!"

Mobs - Bosses

• Bearger- "All the worst parts of a bear and a badger rolled into one."
• Thick Fur- "It was either him or me."
• Moose/Goose- "I could never forget a face like that."
• Moose/Goose Nest (full and empty)- "A brand new lifetime getting ready to start."
• Mosling- "They're cute NOW..."
• Down Feather- "I'm sure I'll find a use for it sooner or later."
• Dragonfly- "Ohhhh I was really hoping to avoid dodging fiery bug monsters today."
• Scales- "Fireproof material has served me well in the past. And future, come to think of it."
• Lava Spit (hot)- "Hot!!"
• Lava Spit (cool)- "I think it's safe to touch. But why would I want to?"

Mobs - Other

• Bigfoot- "

Food - Fruits

• Watermelon- "Ahh, refreshing!"
• Grilled Watermelon- "Cooking it seems wholly unnecessary."

Food - Vegetables

• Cactus Flesh- "Now to pick out all the spines. What a tedious vegetable."
• Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Finally, I can eat it!"
• Cactus Flower- "I'm not stopping to smell it."

Food - Crock Pot

• Flower Salad- "What a lovely bowl of yard clippings."
• Guacamole- "Guacamole, guac-guac-amole!"
• Ice Cream- "Alright, maybe just a bowl or two."
• Melonsicle- "It tastes like a frozen summer day."
• Spicy Chili- "Hoooo... I always forget just how spicy it is."
• Trail Mix- "I prefer the version that has little bits of candy in it..."

Food - Other

• Roasted Birchnut- "Maybe in another timeline it grew into a tree."
• Electric Milk- "The flavor is indescribable."
• Watermelon Seeds- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"

Misc Items

• Webber's Skull- "
• Bone Shards- "
• Old Bell Blueprint- "

Announcements

• Lightning miss- "I was almost struck down!"
• Overheating- "I've got to get out of this heat..."
• Tree Shelter- "I should be protected here for now."
• Wetness (low)- "A little water shouldn't be anything to worry about."
• Wetness (medium)- "It's getting uncomfortably damp around here."
• Wetness (high)- "Oooh, my pocket watches are going to rust if this keeps up!"
• Wetness (highest)- "I'm going to catch my death if I don't dry off soon!"
• Dropping tool while wet- "I'm usually not such a butterfingers."
• Smoldering item- "It'll burst into flames any moment now."
• Burnt- "I was almost burnt to a crisp!"
• Giant arrival- "
• Trying to sleep on fire- "It might be hard to sleep while I'm being roasted alive."