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This page lists Wanda's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wanda's quotes for items found in Don't Starve Together. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Snazzy Pitchfork- "I wouldn't want that gold to go to waste."
• Pocket Scale- "In my opinion, everything should have a pocket-sized version."
• Garden Hoe- "Tilling is so tedious."
• Splendid Garden Hoe- "Why can't the dirt just move itself?"
• Watering Can- "Gardens need so much attention."
• Watering Can (empty)- "What? How is it empty already?"
• Waterfowl Can- "I knew that beak would come in handy."
• Waterfowl Can (empty)- "Right, I'm supposed to get the water first."
• Beefalo Bell- "It makes taming beefalo so much faster!"
• Turf-Raiser Helm- "Oh my, what a splendidly strange hat!"
• Auto-Mat-O-Chanic- "What will they think of next?"

Lights

• Mushlight (off)- "What a strangely shaped mushroom."
• Mushlight (on)- "Light made without oil or matches never ceases to amaze me."
• Mushlight (burnt)- "I guess it's time to find a new light."
• Glowcap (off)- "Adding some colored spores might brighten this place up."
• Glowcap (on)- "Alright, glowing mushrooms I can appreciate."
• Glowcap (burnt)- "I guess it's time to find a new light."
• Humble Lamb Idol- "That seems a bit out of place, doesn't it?"
• Humble Lamb Idol(Level1)- "It does make a nice little fire, I suppose."
• Humble Lamb Idol(Level2)- "It really is a lovely little statue."
• Humble Lamb Idol(Level3)- "I suppose I can stay and watch it, just for a minute or two."

Survival

• Telltale Heart- "A bit of insurance, in the unlikely event my own powers aren't enough."
• Booster Shot- "I have no use for it, what I need is more time!"
• Waterballoon- "Don't think I won't throw it!"
• Whirly Fan- "You're never too old for a bit of fun!"
• Flare- "It'll show everyone where I am, when I am is another story."
• Hostile Flare- "I'm not too keen on drawing unwanted attention."
• Sea Fishing Rod- "I really don't care for fishing."
• Tillweed Salve- "This plant gunk isn't going to do me much good."
• Seed Pack-It- "Extra pocket space is always welcome."
• Slimy Salve- "This wretched concoction might buy us a little time."

Food

• Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "It's like watching paint dry."
• Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "I think it's been aged enough."
• Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "This isn't helping."
• Mushroom Planter (empty)- "I'm surprised there's no mushrooms growing out of this rotten log."
• Mushroom Planter (some)- "Oh good... mushrooms."
• Mushroom Planter (lots)- "The mushrooms are multiplying."
• Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "What am I going to do with all these mushrooms?"
• Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "It's well past its prime."
• Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "In the end, it made for a nice little campfire."
• Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "I think it's frozen solid."
• Salt Box- "Some good old-fashioned food storage."
• Cookbook- "Cooking is so time consuming, look at all these ingredients and methods!"
• Garden Digamajig (held)- "Might as well get this started."
• Garden Digamajig- "It's so much faster than digging everything up by hand!"
• Composting Bin- "Just how long is this going to take?"
• Composting Bin (too wet)- "Oh botheration, it's turned into a wet muck!"
• Composting Bin (too dry)- "Oh. It's much dryer than I expected."
• Composting Bin (balanced)- "Perfect! I hope I can remember how I did it..."
• Composting Bin (burnt)- "A fine mess this is..."
• Growth Formula Starter- "Hopefully this won't take too long."
• Fermenting Growth Formula- "This is taking an eternity!"
• Fermented Growth Formula- "That's good enough, isn't it?"
• Super Growth Formula- "I think it's finally done."
• Gardeneer Hat- "What a funny little hat. Let me try!"
• Tree Jam- "I can finally speed up those dreadfully slow trees!"

Science

• Cartographer's Desk- "We'll be able to explore a lot faster if we map out where we've already been."
• Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "That's not good."
• Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "All that's left are the memories. And some soot."
• Potter's Wheel- "I've got more pressing things to do than arts and crafts."
• Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "Chipping away at stone is not my idea of a good time."
• Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "I don't even want to think about how much time was spent making it."
• Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Well, time to move on."
• Think Tank- "The ocean is so much more finicky to navigate than the time stream."
• Think Tank (burnt)- "Oh botheration, now I have to build another one!"
• Tackle Receptacle- "Fishing is so bothersome, it takes so much time and preparation!"
• Terra Firma Tamper- "I've tampered with time, I guess I could tamper with the ground a bit too."
• Sawhorse- "I like my furniture simple and functional."
• Sawhorse (burnt)- "Well, that's decidedly unfunctional."

Fight

• Electric Dart- "That'll give them a shock!"
• Tail o' Three Cats- "This should keep most creatures at bay."
• Napsack- "Who would want to spend precious time napping?"
• Cookie Cutter Cap- "If you step back a good ways and squint, it almost looks fashionable."
• Strident Trident- "It makes such a racket!"
• Battle Helm- "It's not historically accurate, but I'll just keep that to myself."
• Battle Spear- "...I should try to stay on her good side."
• Trusty Slingshot- "I think that young man might be more mischievous than he appears."
• Fencing Sword- "I appreciate specialized tools. Especially when I can still hit things with them."
• Dreadstone Helm- "That stone turned out to be rather useful."
• Dreadstone Armor- "It should keep me well protected, at least."
• W.A.R.B.I.S. Head Gear- "I'd love to take it apart and see how it ticks."
• W.A.R.B.I.S. Armor- "You can always rely on clockwork."

Structures

• Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "Is it feeding time?"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "Oh botheration, I forgot to feed you again, didn't I?"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "It was... probably just his time."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "Oh botheration, I forgot all about him!"
• Directional Sign- "That must be some kind of sign."
• Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "There's nothing written here. What an unhelpful sign!"
• Directional Sign (burnt)- "That's a bad sign."
• End Table (empty and burning)- "Someone forgot to put flowers in the vase. Maybe it was me..."
• End Table (flowers)- "I make it a rule not to trust fancy tables I find in the wilderness."
• End Table (new light source)- "Good as new."
• End Table (old light source)- "Oh no, did I forget to replace the bulb again?"
• End Table (wilted)- "Its age is starting to show."
• End Table (burnt)- "That could have gone better."
• Friendly Scarecrow- "I think our definition of "friendly" differs somewhat."
• Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "This might end up being an improvement."
• Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "I take back what I said, it's much worse this way."
• Moon Rock Wall (held)- "I feel safer already."
• Moon Rock Wall- "I'd like to see anything break through that! Actually no, I wouldn't."
• Dreadstone Wall (held)- "I'd better get it set up, no time to waste."
• Dreadstone Wall- "It's just a wall, nothing more than that."
• Scrap Wall (held)- "Hope it keeps us safe."
• Scrap Wall- "Hope it keeps us safe."
• Scaled Furnace- "Maybe I'll just take a moment to warm up these old bones of mine."
• Wardrobe- "I could always change my look this time around."
• Wardrobe (burning)- "That's not good..."
• Wardrobe (burnt)- "One less distraction, I suppose."
• Potted Succulent- "I can never seem to keep them alive for long."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic- "That's quite an extravagant fishbowl."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "Weight: {weight} Caught by: {owner} I'm amazed it fits in there!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "It does give one a nice sense of achievement. Weight: {weight} Caught by: {owner}"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "Weight: {weight} Caught by: {owner} See? I can be patient sometimes!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "I would've thought the water from the fishbowl would help douse the flames..."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "I was too late to save it."
• Astral Detector (held)- "I think I took it to the surface before, or maybe I'll do that soon."
• Astral Detector- "Finally, something to point me in the right direction!"
• Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "It's finally found something!"
• Produce Scale- "You would think weight would be easier to manipulate than time..."
• Produce Scale (with light item)- "It won't even tell me the weight? Well that's just rude."
• Produce Scale (with item)- "I'm a clocksmith, not a chemist."
• Produce Scale (with heavy item)- "Weight: {weight} Harvested on day: {day} Interesting, there's a temporal bubble that keeps it from rotting."
• Produce Scale (burning)- "Oh! Where did that fire come from?"
• Produce Scale (burnt)- "What a waste."
• Grooming Station (held)- "Did I not set that up already?"
• Grooming Station- "Oh! I almost forgot to bring the beefalo!"
• Grooming Station (occupied)- "You'll be the most smartly dressed creature around!"
• Grooming Station (burnt)- "Oh botheration, not again."
• Lunar Siphonator (Stage 1)- "I've got the uneasy feeling I've done this before..."
• Lunar Siphonator (Stage 2)- "Progress is slowly being made."
• Lunar Siphonator (Stage 3)- "It's finished..."
• Mannequin- "I can't imagine being stuck in one place! Wait..."
• Mannequin (burnt)- "Time waits for no mannequin."
• Punching Bag / Shadow Boxer / Bright Boxer- "I could spare a moment to test my weapons... and let off some steam."
• Support Pillar- "I wonder how long it will last."
• Damaged Support Pillar / Damaged Dreadstone Pillar- "Everything breaks down over time. Well, most things anyway."
• Support Pillar Scaffold- "Oh! I thought that was done already."
• Support Pillar Wreckage- "Time has not been kind."
• Dreadstone Pillar- "Hmph. Time will tell."
• Dreadstone Pillar (Scrapbook)- "Does anything last?"
• Dreadstone Pillar Scaffold- "Oh! I thought that was done already."
• Art?- "I'm sure somebody likes it."
• Table Lamp- "How fast does light travel in this place?"
• Table Vase(Empty)- "I thought I just replaced these. Or was that later?"
• Table Vase(Fresh Light)- "Good as new."
• Table Vase(Generic)- "Beautiful."
• Table Vase(Old Light)- "I swear I just replaced this."
• Table Vase(Wilted)- "Fleeting."
• Table Lamp- "How fast does light travel in this place?"
• Empty Frame(Empty)- "A blank canvas, containing infinite possibilities."
• Empty Frame(Picture)- "Looks like it was done in no time at all."
• Pleasant Portrait- "A moment captured in time."
• Wooden Chair / Wooden Stool(Empty) - "I believe in my time, we called that a chair."
• Wooden Chair / Wooden Stool(Occupied) - "It is occupied."
• Wooden Chair / Wooden Stool(Burnt) - "Its chairing days are done."
• Square Wooden Table / Round Wooden Table(Empty)- "A table. Will wonders never cease."
• Square Wooden Table / Round Wooden Table(Decorated)- "A table. Will wonders never cease."
• Square Wooden Table / Round Wooden Table(Burnt)- "Its days were numbered in a place like this."
• Gramophone- "Shall we play something new or something old?"
• Record(Classic)- "Is this that newfangled ragtime music the youth are raving about?"
• Record(Creepy Forest)- "Do I look like I have time to sit around listening to records?"
• Record(D.R. Style)- "Do I look like I have time to sit around listening to records?"
• Record(E.F.S.)- "I prefer their later work."
• Elastispacer- "More space is always welcome, but more time would be preferred."
• Tall Chest- "I can always use more space for trinkets."
• Tall Scaled Chest- "Big enough to keep all my trinkets safely stashed away."
• Tall Chest(Collapsed)- "It's a waste of time to repair if someone's just going to destroy it again."
• Gourmet Salt Lick- "Whatever keeps the beefalo busy."

Refine

• Cratered Moonrock- "Now, have I seen any gems lying about?"
• Marble Bean- "That bean looks fossilized."
• Feathery Canvas- "Fabric from feathers, what will they think of next?"
• Collected Dust- "It's likely to crumble away at any moment."

Magic

• Ocuvigil- "Good, this will help me get the lay of the land quicker."
• Moon Dial (generic)- "Why worry about the moon? I've got enough to contend with down here."
• Moon Dial (new moon)- "It's a new moon. I'd best keep my wits about me..."
• Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon is waxing."
• Moon Dial (full moon)- "Oh good, a full moon!"
• Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon is waning."
• Moon Dial (in Caves)- "I won't waste my time trying to see the moon down here."
• Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "Oh botheration, THIS timeline again..."
• The Lazy Deserter- "A bit redundant, but it'll work in a pinch."
• The Lazy Deserter (active)- "Looks like it's ready to go."
• Clean Sweeper- "It reveals the various possibilities across timelines."

Dress

• Fashion Goggles- "I think they go nicely with what I'm wearing."
• Desert Goggles- "It's no good against the sands of time, unfortunately."
• Funcap- "I don't like the idea of a mushroom growing on my head."
• Seawreath- "It's not the craziest thing I've worn."
• Astroggles- "Thankfully it's been designed with room for glasses underneath."
• Polly Roger's Hat- "What an eccentric design... I must have it."

Ancient

• Premier Gardeneer Hat- "It's given me a new perspective on gardening. Quite literally."
• Shadowcraft Plinth Kit- "I'll have it up and running in just a tick."
• Shadowcraft Plinth- "Quite a nice change of pace to have shadows working for me."

​Cartography

• Map Scroll (empty)- "It's not a map yet, but it will be in the future."

​Celestial

• Moon Rock Idol- "It looks a bit like a key, doesn't it?"
• Portal Paraphernalia- "What's a little more tampering going to hurt?"
• Moon Glass Axe- "A sharp tool makes for faster chopping!"
• Glass Cutter- "I'm impressed the glass doesn't shatter on impact."
• Bath Bomb- "It might be nice to have a warm bath and unwind for a moment or two."
• Brightsmithy Kit- "Well, it's not going to build itself."
• Brightsmithy- "Why waste time staring at it when I could be making something?"

​Brightsmithy

• Brightshade Armor- "Some extra protection is always welcome."
• Brightshade Helm- "It's incredible that I can see anything while wearing it."
• Brightshade Bomb- "This should end a fight quickly."
• Brightshade Staff- "I prefer keeping everything at a distance."
• Brightshade Sword- "Oh, I quite like that one."
• Brightshade Smasher- "Unbelievably, it works rather well."
• Brightshade Shoevel- "An odd, yet extremely efficient design."
• Brightshade Repair Kit- "Fixing it is faster than making a new one."
• Polar Bearger Bin- "It can keep my perishables cold anywhere, anytime."
• Ice Crystaleyezer Kit- "I think I already built this later."
• Ice Crystaleyezer(Deactivated)- "The part that makes it work is missing. Typical."
• Ice Crystaleyezer(Activated)- "Feels like we're back in the ice age."
• Howlitzer- "A toothy take on a timeless design."

​Shadowcrafting

• Void Robe- "I prefer chains that have a pocket watch at the end of them."
• Void Cowl- "Oooh, it makes one look rather mysterious, doesn't it?"
• Umbralla- "At least it will keep me dry."
• Shadow Reaper- "Did I just hear a whisper? No, I must have imagined it."
• Void Repair Kit- "Fixing it is faster than making a new one."
• Embalming Spritz- "If only I could make use of its unique preservation effects..."
• Waxed Plants- "Perfectly preserved for all time."

​Critters

• Kittykit- "Curious little thing, aren't you?"
• Vargling- "I think he wants belly rubs."
• Ewelet- "Ohhhh look at that wrinkly little face!"
• Broodling- "I'm not really a pet person... but I'll make an exception for you."
• Glomglom- "Okay, okay. You're very cute."
• Giblet- "I'm teaching her to chirp the hour."
• Mothling- "Time flies, and so do you!"
• Friendly Peeper- "An all seeing eye will be quite a useful companion."

​Fishing

• Wooden Ball Bobber- "It looks like a standard bobber to me."
• Hardened Slip Bobber- "A slightly elongated bobber."
• Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spinnerbait- "If it will help me catch a fish faster, I'm all for it."
• Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spoon- "If it will help me catch a fish faster, I'm all for it."
• Rainy Day Lure- "I might as well keep it for a rainy day."
• Snow Day Lure- "I don't fancy catching my death of cold for a fish."
• Stupefying Lure- "Is it poisoned? Should I really be poisoning my dinner?"
• Heavy Weighted Lure- "A quick way to catch big fish? Don't mind if I do!"
• Jet Quill Float- "I knew I'd find a use for that feather eventually!"
• Crimson Quill Float- "I knew I'd find a use for that feather eventually!"
• Azure Quill Float- "I knew I'd find a use for that feather eventually!"
• Saffron Quill Float- "I knew I'd find a use for that feather eventually!"
• Down Quill Float- "I do like this part of fishing, fiddling with tiny bits and bobs!"
• Malbatross Quill Float- "I do like this part of fishing, fiddling with tiny bits and bobs!"

​Sculpt

• Carved Hornucopia- "I feel like we're being mocked."
• Bubble Pipe Carving- "A still life. How riveting."
• Pawn Figure- "Even a common pawn can become powerful if it's clever enough."
• Rook Figure- "Who sculpted these?"
• Knight Figure- "It looks like an oversized chess piece."
• Bishop Figure- "I'm guessing there's a big chessboard somewhere nearby."
• Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "What's happening? It can't be!"
• Queenly Figure- "She went and lost her head."
• Kingly Figure- "Looks like he lost his head too."
• Deerclops Figure- "I'd be happy if I never have to see it again."
• Bearger Figure- "Not one of my fondest memories."
• Moose/Goose Figure- "Oh good, a reminder of another unpleasant encounter."
• Dragonfly Figure- "A monument to a very trying day."
• Moon Moth Figure- "Its beauty is captured forever."
• Anchor Figure- "It's not going anywhere. I can look at it later."
• "Moon" Figure- "Just look up if you want to see the moon. Actually, better not."
• Malbatross Figure- "Why are there so many unpleasant statues?"
• Crab King Figure- "Oh yes, I remember. I was nearly drowned."
• Toadstool Figure- "Such fun memories of almost being killed by a giant toad."
• Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "Still unsettling."
• Klaus Figure- "Why would I want to remember him?"
• Bee Queen Figure- "This will remind me not to go poking around beehives."
• Antlion Figure- "Right. That time I was almost impaled by spikes."
• Ancient Guardian Figure- "This will help remind me not to venture too far in the caves..."
• Celestial Champion Figure- "I hope I won't have to do that again."
• Eye of Terror Figure- "Certainly an eye to behold."
• Twins of Terror Figure- "I'd be quite happy to never lay eyes on them again."
• Nightmare Werepig Figure- "Ah yes, how could I forget that time I was nearly smashed to bits?"
• Crystal Deerclops Figure- "What an unpleasant subject for a statue."
• Possessed Varg Figure- "That's one memory I'd be happy not to revisit."
• Armored Bearger Figure- "Oh, wonderful. It's even worse than I remembered."
• Frostjaw Figure- "How could I forget this ruffian?"

​Seafaring

• Boat Kit- "Ohhh I hate the ocean, the time stream gets so wobbly around it."
• Plank- "Well that's ominous."
• Leak- "I need to stop that leak, quickly!"
• Boat Patch- "I hope I won't need them..."
• Oar and Driftwood Oar- "Wouldn't a sail be much faster?"
• Anchor Kit- "I guess it might be useful... but I'd rather not to stay in one place for too long."
• Anchor- "I'm more suited to fine-tuning than heavy lifting."
• Mast Kit- "That'll be the... sail holder bit."
• Mast- "That's the part that holds the sail."
• Winged Sail Kit- "The sooner I put it on my boat the faster I'll be on my way."
• Winged Sail- "I can finally get this old boat up to speed!"
• Steering Wheel Kit- "I hope I don't forget to add that to the boat."
• Steering Wheel- "My poor hands are going to get callouses from all this sea-faring."
• Tin Fishin' Bin- "I suppose the best way to keep fish fresh is to keep them alive."
• Pinchin' Winch- "Thankfully, it saves me from having to dive down myself."
• Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "Hurry up now, I want to see what it is!"
• Pinchin' Winch (holding item)- "Ha! Got it!"
• Deck Illuminator- "I feel a little better now."
• Lightning Conductor- "That seems wise."
• Fire Pump- "I'm sure I'll be needing it soon enough."
• Cannon Kit- "I'd better get that on my boat sooner rather than later."
• Cannon (Loaded)- "It never hurts to take precautions."
• Cannon (Empty)- "I could have sworn I loaded that cannon... maybe it hasn't happened yet."
• Cannon (Nothing to upload)- "Next time I'll remember to bring cannonballs."
• Cannonball- "Pretty self-explanitory, really."
• Nautopilot Kit- "That young man certainly has some odd ideas."
• Nautopilot- "This seems rather excessive."
• Nautopilot (Active)- "Well, I'm pleasantly surprised to see it works!"
• Nautopilot Beacon- "I'm much more comfortable working with clockwork than... whatever this is."
• Nautopilot Beacon (Active)- "I suppose that means it's working."
• Dock Kit- "Can't someone with more time on their hands set it up?"
• Dock Piling- "Are you supposed to place the support posts before or after? Oh well."
• Rudder Kit- "I can't believe I didn't think of it sooner."
• Rudder- "Clockwise or counter-clockwise?"
• Grass Raft Kit- "That certainly won't stand the test of time."
• Kelp Bumper- "Anything to prolong the life of my boat."
• Shell Bumper- "Anything to prolong the life of my boat."
• Ocean Trawler Kit- "I suppose I must invest some time now to save time later."
• Ocean Trawler- "Thank goodness, now I don't have to waste my time fishing!"
• Ocean Trawler (Caught)- "Well that worked nicely!"
• Ocean Trawler (Escaped)- "Oh botheration, I didn't make it back in time."
• Ocean Trawler (Fixed)- "What a nuisance. At least it's repaired now."
• Ocean Trawler (Lowered)- "It will catch fish while I see to more pressing matters."
• Kelp Patch- "That won't hold forever..."

​Survivor Items

Willow

• Willow's Lighter- "Oh the havoc you've wreaked across timelines..."
• Bernie (held and inactive)- "It looks well-loved."
• Bernie (active)- "How incredible that this isn't even the strangest thing I've seen."
• BERNIE!- "I could've sworn you were smaller..."
• Bernie (broken)- "This can't be the end. We'll fix this!"
• Fire Ball- "Saves me the trouble of finding firewood."

Wolfgang

• Mighty Gym- "I don't know where he finds the time for such things."
• Mighty Gym (burnt)- "Well, that's that. Time to move on."
• Dumbbell- "What a dreadfully repetitive way to spend one's time."
• Golden Dumbbell- "What a dreadfully repetitive way to spend one's time."
• Marbell- "What a dreadfully repetitive way to spend one's time."
• Gembell- "What a dreadfully repetitive way to spend one's time."
• Firebell- "Not the most conventional weapon, but to each their own."
• Icebell- "Not the most conventional weapon, but to each their own."
• Thermbell- "Well, at least it's efficient."
• Potato Sack- "Who would want to lug this heavy thing around?"
• Coaching Whistle- "There's a time and a place for exercise, I suppose."

Wendy

• All Ghostly Elixirs- "A little bit of metaphysical meddling never hurt anyone."
• Sisturn (empty)- "Death should be the farthest thing from a child's mind..."
• Sisturn (some flowers)- "Well... I guess it wouldn't take too long to gather a few flowers."
• Sisturn (full)- "I hope she finds some comfort in this."

WX-78

• Bio Scanalyzer- "Please buzz around elsewhere, you're distracting me!"
• Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "It's biding its time."
• Bio Scanalyzer (hunting)- "Please buzz around elsewhere, you're distracting me!"
• Bio Scanalyzer (scanning)- "Please buzz around elsewhere, you're distracting me!"
• Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "I suppose you have nothing better to do than wait around?"
• Circuit Extractor- "Did the automaton make off with one of my tools?"
• Bio Data- "It's of no use to me, I won't waste time reading it."
• Circuits- "Aha! I was wondering when they'd started making these."

Wickerbottom

• Bookcase- "As if I have time to sit and read!"
• Bookcase (burnt)- "Oh botheration, now that it's gone I actually want to read something."
• Birds of the World- "Time and birds sure do fly."
• Horticulture, Abridged- "Do I even want to know how long the unabridged version was?"
• Applied Silviculture- "Say Wickerbottom, do you dabble in temporal magic as well?"
• Sleepytime Stories- "Not to critique the writing, but that nearly put me to sleep."
• The End is Nigh!- "Hmph. Not if I can help it."
• On Tentacles- "It's enough having to deal with them in person, why read about them too?"
• The Angler's Survival Guide- "Fishing is already time-consuming enough, I'm not reading a book too!"
• Pyrokinetics Explained- "No time to read, we're burning daylight!"
• Overcoming Arachnophobia- "Ha! Was this written by a spider? I won't let my guard down that easily."
• Tempering Temperatures- "I won't spend my time and energy reading all that."
• Lux Aeterna- "You know, this one might actually be worthwhile."
• Practical Rain Rituals- "Rituals, hm? The old girl's got some tricks up her sleeve."
• Lunar Grimoire- "Do we really want to tamper with the moon? Oh, who am I to talk?"
• Apicultural Notes- "I don't care for bees and I don't care to read about them."
• Horticulture, Expanded- "Goodness, it's even thicker than the last one."
• The Everything Encyclopedia- "I'll admit it's quite efficient to have everything in one book."
• Lux Aeterna Redux- "Let's keep this one close at hand, shall we?"
• Fiery Pen- "She should really warn people about borrowing her pens."

Woodie

• Kitschy Beaver Idol- "Ooooh, what a fun little trinket!"
• Kitschy Goose Idol- "That lumberjack's an odd duck, isn't he?"
• Kitschy Moose Idol- "I love a good magical knickknack."
• Hardwood Hat- "How rugged!"
• Wooden Walking Stick- "Nothing like a walking stick to add some pep to one's step."
• Treeguard Idol- "What a funny little trinket!"

Wes

• Pile o' Balloons- "Everyone has their forte. Some bend time, others bend balloons."
• Balloon- "Balloons have such a short lifespan."
• Speedy Balloon- "Just the extra bit of speed I've been looking for!"
• Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "Well, that was short-lived."
• Party Balloon- "Balloons within balloons."
• Inflatable Vest- "If it keeps me from drowning, I'll wear it."
• Balloon Hat- "Ha, I'd look ridiculous in that! Let me try it on."

Maxwell

• Magician's Chest- "Oh, what a handy little pocket dimension!"
• Magician's Top Hat- "A bit drab for my tastes."

Wigfrid

• Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, Bel Canto of Courage, Dark Lament, and Enlightened Lullaby- "Oh, you wouldn't want to hear me sing... would you?"
• Fireproof Falsetto- "Oh, you wouldn't want to hear me sing... would you?"
• Rude Interlude and Startling Soliloquy- "It's her delivery that really scares the Dickens out of you."
• Battle Rönd- "Some added protection is more than welcome."
• Commander's Helm- "A few wings is nothing, I once saw a hat with an entire pheasant on top."
• Elding Spear- "I do hope I'm still on her good side..."
• Battle Saddle- "It certainly makes an impression."
• Battle Call Canister- "Wonderfully efficient song storage."
• Warrior's Reprise- "Oh, you wouldn't want to hear me sing... would you?"

Webber

• Den Decorating Set- "He's certainly got a creative streak, doesn't he?"
• Webby Whistle- "Oh, is he throwing a little spider party?"
• Shoo Box- "I wish he used it more often."
• Healing Glop- "I'm afraid that won't do me any good."
• Warrior, Cave, Shatter, and Strider Switcherdoodle- "Those are definitely not cookies."
• Dangler, Spitter, and Nurse Switcherdoodle- "I don't think the poor child has a future in baking."

Winona

• Trusty Tape- "Now this is the way to mend clothes, no fussing with needles and thread!"
• Winona's Catapult- "She's put a modern spin on a medieval concept."
• Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "Maybe it needs winding?"
• Winona's Inventions (burning)- "I probably should have warned her that was going to happen."
• Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "I wonder how quickly she can build a new one..."
• Winona's Spotlight- "That young lady is a genius!"
• Winona's Generator- "So this is one of those modern electrical thingies?"
• Winona's Generator (low fuel)- "It's already losing steam? Clockwork is so much more reliable."
• Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "Did the electricity run out? Where do you get more?"
• Winona's G.E.M.erator- "I see she's also been incorporating gems into her designs."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "A fresh gem should keep it going a while longer."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "It ran out of magical energy."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (overloaded)- "Can't push these gems too hard."
• Handy Remote- "Winona's living in the future."
• W.I.N.bot- "Aren't you a good little helper?"
• W.I.N.bot (Charged)- "It sure takes a lot of breaks."
• Teletransport Station- "I like this very much."
• Portasol- "How wonderfully efficient!"
• Inspectacles- "It seems to be locked onto a very particular temporal wavelength."
• Rose-Colored Glasses- "More roses... there's been quite a few popping up lately."

Wurt

• Craftsmerm House- "A bit ramshackle, but definitely an improvement!"
• Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "Fate was unkind to it."
• DIY Royalty Kit- "This might take a while to piece together..."
• DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "What a horrible waste of time and energy!"
• Royal Tapestry- "It's... not exactly the nicest rug I've ever seen."
• Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "It looks like the monarchy came to an abrupt end."
• Merm Flort-ifications- "That little merm is really turning this place around."
• Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "The poor scaly things seem quite lost without a king."
• Clever Disguise- "It's not terribly hard to outwit those scaly creatures."
• Lil' Itchy- "This had better work..."
• Skeeter Bomb- "I hope it's as effective as it is disgusting."
• Fertilizzzer- "This should expedite the growth of my garden, at least."
• Blood Shot- "No thank you."
• Communal Kelp Dish / Superior Communal Kelp Dish- "Are they incapable of gathering their own kelp?"
• Communal Kelp Dish / Superior Communal Kelp Dish (Some Kelp)- "How much kelp do they need?"
• Communal Kelp Dish / Superior Communal Kelp Dish (Lot of Kelp)- "That must be enough."
• Shoddy Tool Shed / Slightly Less Shoddy Tool Shed- "I doubt there's anything in there worth my time."
• Shoddy Tool- "I doubt it'll stand the test of time."
• Slightly Less Shoddy Tool- "I doubt it'll stand the test of time."
• Armermry / Superior Armermry- "I doubt there's anything in there worth my time."
• Swamp Brawler Helmet / Swamp Warrior Helmet- "It’s for a merm."
• Dreaded Mudslinger- "The dark merm kingdom timeline? Again?"
• Brilliant Mudslinger- "Ah, the "enlightened" merm kingdom timeline. We're doomed."

Warly

• Chef Pouch- "I wonder if it makes time slow down, or if it's just well insulated."
• Portable Crock Pot- "I don't like to fuss around with fancy cooking."
• Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "At long last, food!"
• Portable Crock Pot (empty)- "I don't smell anything cooking."
• Portable Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Surely it won't take too much longer?"
• Portable Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "Ohhh I wish it would just hurry up!"
• Portable Grinding Mill- "It does a lively little jig."
• Portable Seasoning Station- "Some flavor might be nice, but is it worth taking the extra time?"
• Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "I'll admit, it does look more appetizing than it did before."
• Garlic Powder- "Oh, that smell takes me back."
• Honey Crystals- "Delightfully sweet."
• Chili Flakes- "Best used in minute amounts."
• Seasoning Salt- "I'll just toss a pinch over my shoulder for good luck."

Wormwood

• Bramble Husk- "Sometimes it pays to have a prickly exterior."
• Bramble Trap- "If any intruders come by, they'll be in for a thorny surprise."
• Compost Wrap- "To each their own."
• Syrup of Ipecaca- "I'm not going to be fooled into tasting that, thank you very much!"
• Brambleshade Armor- "It kills while it protects. Rather efficient."

Walter

• Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "What a funny little hat! Sadly, I don't think it would suit me."
• Pebbles, Gold Rounds, Marbles, Freeze Rounds, Slow-Down Rounds, and Cursed Rounds- "These obviously weren't made with precision in mind."
• Poop Pellets- "It seems sensible enough to me, if a bit unpleasant."
• Tent Roll- "Someone with more time on their hands should set it up."
• Camper's Tent- "A safe place to spend the night would be a welcome change."

Wanda

• Clockmaker's Tools- "Everything I need for building and dismantling my lovely clocks."
• Time Pieces- "It's no small feat to recreate small, precise mechanisms out in the wilderness."
• Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "I just need more time!"
• Ageless Watch and Second Chance Watch (recharging)- "Come on, come on..."
• Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch (recharging)- "It needs a bit of time to unwind."
• Portal Entrance- "It won't stay open forever. Come along everyone, tick-tock!"
• Portal Exit- "Another flawless temporal excursion."
• Alarming Clock- "If anything threatens me, why I'll clock them without a second thought!"

Hallowed Nights

• Candy Bag- "It holds more than I expected, as if it's bigger on the inside..."
• Candy Apple- "An apple improved by a delicious candy coating."
• Candy Corn- "Delicious candied corn to munch on."
• Catcoon Candy- "I'll stash some extras in my pocket, I'm sure the children would love some hard candy."
• Choco Pigs- "Oh alright, I'll take a nibble."
• Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "Something sweet that never goes bad, what's not to love?"
• Gummy Spider- "That'll be something to chew on for a while."
• Jelly Worm- "Chewy, and only a little wormy."
• Not-So-Candy Corn- "Who is trying to pass this ordinary corn cob off as candy?"
• Raisins- "A little extra fiber never hurt anyone."
• "Raisins"-"Do you think I was born yesterday?"
• Candy Lice- "If nobody else wants them I'll happily take them."
• Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "That seems like a self-fulfilling prophecy."
• Lava Pepper- "Sweet mixed with spicy!"
• Broken Stake- "Somewhere there's a vampire having a very bad day."
• Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "It'll only show you one possible future."
• Empty Elixir- "Whatever it held, it's gone now."
• Faux Fangs- "I don't think it's a good idea to put things we find lying around here in our mouths."
• Monkey Paw- "There's no need to be afraid of curses if you're clever enough to outsmart them."
• Spider Ring- "I keep forgetting it's not real!"
• Binoculars- "It helps me see the way ahead."
• Lone Glove- "I don't think it's from this timeline..."
• Snail Scale- "The needle moves rather sluggishly."
• Goop Canister- "This is definitely going to contaminate the timeline."
• Toy Cobra- "...But why does it have a mouse head?"
• Crocodile Toy- "Ah, youth..."
• Broken Terrarium- "Is that plant still alive?"
• Odd Radio- "It keeps making strange sounds."
• Broken Hairdryer- "How did this get here?"
• Mad Scientist Lab- "This is a bit outside my area of expertise..."
• Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "Fear keeps you safe, but bravery keeps you going."
• Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "I can feel the potential radiating out of it."
• Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "I'm a clocksmith, not a chemist."
• Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "This might have been a frivolous use of my time..."
• Steeped Lunar Essence- "It smells like shifting possibilities."
• Totally Normal Root- "The root inside is particularly lively."
• Totally Normal Sapling- "That's starting to look unpleasant."
• Bat Decoration- "I guess I could spend a little time decorating."
• Crow Decoration- "There's so many real ones flying about, it seems a bit redundant."
• Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "Ugh, I don't want to be reminded of them."
• Ghost Decoration- "What a gloomy way to celebrate."
• Spider Decoration- "It's meant to be displayed on a tree, if I recall."
• Tentacle Decoration- "I might as well put it up somewhere."
• Bats coming out of tree- "Ack! Leave me alone!!"
• Drinking bravery potion- "It doesn't seem quite as scary this time around."
• Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "Well that didn't work out like I hoped."

Winter's Feast

• Gift Wrap- "Wouldn't it be quicker to just put it in a nice bag?"
• Gift- "Oh! Uh... was I supposed to bring a present too?"
• Festive Tree Planter- "It will only accept pine cones, apparently."
• Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "I suppose that does happen to trees sometimes."
• Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "A young tree in a little wooden pail."
• Winter's Feast Tree- "I guess it is nice to slow down every once in a while."
• Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "I'll bet it was one of those newfangled electric candles that started it."
• Gingerbread Cookie- "I half expect it to start running at any moment."
• Eternal Fruitcake- ""Eternal"? Ha!"
• Sugar Cookie- "It's so hard to stop once you've eaten one."
• Candy Cane- "Mmm, peppermint!"
• Chocolate Log Cake- "I never understood the appeal of making a dessert that looks like a piece of wood."
• Plum Pudding- "Alright, maybe just a bit of pudding."
• Apple Cider- "Something warm to sip on."
• Hot Cocoa- "A hot cup of sweetness."
• Heavenly Eggnog- "A nice cold glass of eggnog might do me some good."
• Festive Bauble- "I just can't say no to collecting trinkets."
• Festive Light- "Is this one of those electric candles I've heard about?"
• Magnificent Adornment- "Ah. Memories."
• Champion Adornment- "I must have missed this one."
• Appeasing Adornment- "Such a lovely family."
• Masonry Oven- "Oh, don't tell me I'm the one who has to cook..."
• Masonry Oven (cooking)- "Why must cooking take so much time?"
• Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "It has to be almost done by now!"
• Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "At long last!"
• Winter's Feast Table- "An empty table isn't really much to look at."
• Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "A finely set table."
• Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "Oh botheration, what time of year is it again?"
• Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "Dinner might have to wait."
• Merry Berrysauce- "Why bother putting it on something when you can just eat it by itself?"
• Bibingka- "Bready and delicious."
• Cabbage Rolls- "Meat rolled in cabbage, simple as that."
• Festive Fish Dish- "I didn't think nutmeg and cinnamon would go so well with fish!"
• Good Gravy- "I don't need any turkey to pour it over, just hand me a spoon."
• Latkes- "Delicious discs of crisp potatoes."
• Lutefisk- "This celebration involves a surprising amount of fish."
• Mulled Punch- "It warms you from the inside out."
• Panettone- "Mmmmm, bread."
• Pavlova- "It's crispier than I expected, but not unpleasantly so."
• Pickled Herring- "It must be some sort of delicacy."
• Polish Cookies- "I'll just put a few extras in my pocket... don't mind me."
• Pumpkin Pie- "Why waste time cutting it into slices when I can just eat the whole thing?"
• Roasted Turkey- "What an enormous turkey leg!"
• Stuffing- "I'm never too full for a little extra stuffing."
• Sweet Potato Casserole- "An odd recipe, but I can't say I don't enjoy it."
• Tamales- "They're piping hot!"
• Tourtiere- "This is exactly what I first imagined a mincemeat pie would be."
• Gingerbread Pig- "Oh, these are the ones that run!"
• Gingerbread Pig House- "It's so tastefully decorated!"
• Gingerbread Varg- "I think I've lost my appetite..."
• Cookie Crumbles- "Poor thing, it's leading us right to its home."
• Holiday Cheer- "I'm not sure I trust that stuff."
• Eating Holiday Cheer- "I can't explain why, but it reminds me of baba's cooking."
• Eating without feasting- "Maybe I should offer some to the others..."
• Feasting- "All this excitement is kind of infectious!"
• Feasting buff- "All this excitement is kind of infectious!"
• Feasting buff wearing off- "That was fun... maybe I'll go back and re-live it sometime."

Lunar New Year

• Red Pouch- "There's something jangling around inside."
• Lucky Gold Nugget- "I won't say no to a little extra luck."
• Red Firecrackers- "Just in case things around here weren't already exciting enough."
• Red Lantern- "Luckily for me, the flame can't seem to reach the paper surrounding it."
• Lucky Fan- "I don't think it was very lucky for the poor bird."
• Lucky Beast Head- "What's that old saying? Two heads are better than one?"
• Lucky Beast Body- "I don't like the thought of being inside a dragon's stomach..."
• Lucky Beast Tail- "Hmph, who wants to be last?"
• Floating Lantern- "The ocean could use a bit more light."
• Dappled and Golden Koi- "It has a lovely shimmer to it, almost metallic."

Gobbler

• Gobbler Shrine- "This will be a giant time sink if I'm not careful..."
• Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "Now, what was the trick with this one?"
• Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "Gone in an instant."

Varg

• Varg Shrine- "Well... I guess I have a little time to spare."
• Varg Shrine (empty)- "Any bright ideas?"
• Varg Shrine (burnt)- "That's the end of that."
• Lucky Whistle- "It might be useful if I ever need to train some unruly dogs."
• Clay Hound- "I really hoped it would be a bit more breakable!"
• Clay Hound (statue)- "Was that a temporal blip, or did that statue just move?"
• Clay Varg- "Not a statue!!"
• Clay Varg (statue)- "Thankfully, it's just a statue."
• Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "An art project? Do I really have time for that?"
• Hound Figure- "I hope this doesn't come back to bite me."
• Varg Figure- "Well, it hasn't sprung to life yet. So far so good."

Pig King

• Pig Shrine- "Well... there's probably time to make a few little trinkets."
• Pig Shrine (empty)- "It's that time of the duodecennial orbital cycle again."
• Pig Shrine (burnt)- "It burned away in no time at all."
• Tribute Roast- "I wish it would stop glaring at me like that."
• Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "...Maybe someone else will take it."
• Fish Heads on a Stick- "This will fill me up for a while."
• Golden Belt- "Quite a fancy gold buckled belt for a pig!"
• Clout Snout- "Oooh, I've never hired an assistant before."
• Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "Let's just calm down for a minute..."
• Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "Nice piggy..."
• Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "Wait, wait, time out!!"
• Elite Pig (Wade)- "How did I get myself into this?"
• Can't play game (too late)- "It's getting dark. Maybe another time."
• Can't play game (area not empty)- "It kind of reminds me of my old workshop... a pigsty."
• Can't play game (danger)- "I'm not putting my life in danger for a game!"

Carrat

• Carrat Shrine- "I do love to tinker with new things..."
• Carrat Shrine (empty)- "Well this helps me narrow down my temporal location."
• Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "Gone too soon."
• Starting Point Kit- "The sooner I find a place for it, the sooner we can start."
• Starting Point- "Everything has to start somewhere."
• Finish Line Kit- "Where the race will come to an end."
• Finish Line- "I guess the race has to end sometime."
• Finish Line (burnt)- "That's certainly one way to end a race."
• Finish Line (won)- "I didn't even need to bend time or space to win!"
• Finish Line (lost)- "Good job {winner}, but I'll win last time! I mean, next time!"
• Checkpoint Kit- "I'll find a place for it sooner or later."
• Checkpoint- "A little milestone."
• Navigation Gym Kit- "The preparations are done, now to find a place for it."
• Navigation Gym- "I wish I could improve my own sense of direction..."
• Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "I'm getting dizzy just watching it."
• Navigation Gym (burnt)- "Oh botheration, now I'll have to build another!"
• Reflex Gym Kit- "I hope training my carrat won't take too long."
• Reflex Gym- "I want my carrat to be a quick thinker."
• Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "It looks smarter already!"
• Reflex Gym (burnt)- "That sure burnt away quickly."
• Speed Gym Kit- "Time to get my carrat up and running."
• Speed Gym- "Perfect!"
• Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "I wish it could get quicker faster..."
• Speed Gym (burnt)- "That's a bit of a setback."
• Endurance Gym Kit- "This shouldn't take too long to piece together."
• Endurance Gym- "I'm starting to question if I'm spending my time wisely..."
• Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "It seems to be enjoying itself."
• Endurance Gym (burnt)- "Sigh... now I'll have to build a new one from scratch."
• Carrat Scale Kit- "I'd better start setting it up."
• Carrat Scale- "It measures the weight of experience."
• Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "Incredibly average."
• Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "This one might be a winner!"
• Carrat Scale (burnt)- "There isn't much left of it."
• Packet of Seeds- "I guess I should plant them at some point."
• Premium Seed Packet- "They're of a higher quality than the usual seeds."
• Carrat Figure- "I don't think this really warranted a statue."
• Charlie's Carrat- "Nice try, but you won't fool me."
• Can't start race with no participants- "What am I forgetting? Oh! The carrats!"
• Race starting- "On my mark, three, one, two-- GO!"
• Carrat is sleeping- "There's no time for sleeping!"
• Carrat is stunned- "This is no time to stand around!"
• Carrat going wrong way-
  • "Oh no... my bad sense of direction must've rubbed off on it."
  • "Wrong way, go back!"
• Carrat is slow- "How did I end up with such a slow carrat?"
• Carrat is exhausted- "Poor thing, I think it's gotten stale."
• Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
  • "Wait a minute... I don't remember my carrat looking like this."
  • "Oh botheration, I think I grabbed the wrong carrat."

Beefalo

• Beefalo Shrine- "I do love to tinker with new things..."
• Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "Now what did this need? My memory's a bit fuzzy..."
• Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "It sure burnt away quickly."
• Sewing Machine (held)- "Unfortunately, it didn't come preassembled."
• Sewing Machine- "At least it's faster than sewing by hand."
• Judge's Booth (held)- "Unfortunately, it didn't come preassembled."
• Judge's Booth- "What a strange fellow. A shame he doesn't pop by more often."
• Beefalo Stage (held)- "Unfortunately, it didn't come preassembled."
• Beefalo Stage- "A good place to secure a beefalo."
• Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "With a few more pieces, I could fashion a new pattern."
• Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "Where's that peculiar judge? He might have an appreciation for this."
• Beefalo Dolls- "I love a nice memento, they help me keep track of when I am."
• ()Warrior Costume Pattern- "I wouldn't mind having a beefalo bodyguard."
• ()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "I don't remember the dolls from my childhood being quite so big and hairy."
• ()Festive Costume Pattern- "This outfit's louder than a chiming grandfather clock."
• ()Flowery Costume Pattern- "A pretty garden-variety outfit, wouldn't you say?"
• ()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "I might need a screwdriver instead of a sewing needle."
• ()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "The poor beefalo's going to catch a chill wearing that!"
• ()Formal Costume Pattern- "My beefalo will look like the perfect gentleman."
• ()Victorian Costume Pattern- "Quite a fashionable design."
• ()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "If it's so lucky, maybe I'll keep it for myself."
• Beefalo Figure- "A real one would be marginally more interesting to look at."
• Calling beefalo- "Over here!"
• Can't build stage too far- "It'd be more efficient to put it closer to the judge's booth."
• Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "What am I forgetting? Something's ringing a bell..."
• Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "Come on now, trot your way over here."
• Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "Wait, I already did that!"
• Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "I don't have the patience to deal with a mean-tempered beefalo."
• Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "Did I already pick this one? Yes, I'm pretty sure I did."
• Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "I can join in later. Or maybe earlier."
• Failed to start contest (generic)- "Well, if he's not going to start the contest I'm not waiting around."
• Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "It doesn't look like anyone's here."
• Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "I need you to look at this, time is of the essence!"
• Learned new costume pattern- "Something new, how exciting!"
• Costume pattern already known- "I'm sure I've seen this before."

Catcoon

• Catcoon Shrine- "I do love to tinker with new things..."
• Catcoon Shrine (empty)- "It's that time of the duodecennial orbital cycle again."
• Catcoon Shrine (burnt)- "Oh well, nothing to be done now."
• Kitcoon Nursery Kit- "Did I not set that up already?"
• Kitcoon Nursery- "What a charming little house."
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek)- "Did I find them all? I think there are some still hiding."
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek, time almost up)- "Ugh, where are they? I'm running out of time!"
• Kitcoon Nursery (burnt)- "Well, that's that."
• Wind-up Mouse Toy- "What a clever little clockwork contraption!"
• Kit Collar- "This will make it easier to remember who's who at least."
• Gobbler Wobbler Kit- "Do I really have time to fuss with this?"
• Gobbler Wobbler- "I don't have time to watch these kits play all day."
• Gobbler Wobbler (burnt)- "Playtime is over."
• Kit Teaser Kit- "Surely someone with more time on their hands could set it up."
• Kit Teaser- "I can't keep getting distracted by those adorable antics!"
• Kit Teaser (burnt)- "No more playing, for the time being."
• Kitcoon Figure- "Oh, a precariously tall statue, what could go wrong?"
• Catcoon Figure- "I guess I did have time to play with you after all."
• Kitcoon (forest, savanna, deciduous, and grassy)- "Oh how adorable, and conveniently pocket-sized!"
• Kitcoon (marsh, rocky, desert, lunar, and festive)- "Botheration, they're so distractingly cute!"
• Ticoon- "Aha! I knew I remembered seeing orange ones!"
• Ticoon (abandoned)- "Oh don't look at me like that, it's nothing personal!"
• Ticoon (found Kitcoon)- "You've found something, have you?"
• Ticoon (lost trail)- "Did he lose the trail? Ugh, what a waste of time!"
• Ticoon (Kitcoon nearby)- "He seems particularly interested in that area."
• Ticoon (tracking)- "Having an expert around should speed things up."
• Ticoon (tracking for someone else)- "They seem preoccupied with helping someone else."
• Ticoon (no Kitcoons)- "Hmm, I suppose there's nothing around to track."
• Ticoon (Kitcoons too far)- "Perhaps they're somewhere else."
• Ticoon (announce, abandoned)- "I've spent enough time following you around for one day."
• Ticoon (announce, dead)- "His time was cut short... and my time's been wasted!"
• Ticoon (announce, get leader attention)- "Yes yes, I'm coming!"
• Ticoon (announce, lost kitcoon)- "Oh botheration, I didn't find it quick enough."
• Ticoon (announce, near kitcoon)- "Did I just hear a rustle? Perhaps it's nearby..."
• Ticoon (announce, nothing to track)- "Nothing seems to be catching its attention."
• Ticoon (announce, start tracking)- "He's certainly in a rush to get somewhere."
• Ticoon (announce, waiting for leader)- "Are you waiting for me? What an odd turn of events."
• Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "Finally!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "Found you at last."
• Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "So that's where you were hiding this whole time!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "I knew you couldn't hide forever."
• Playing hide-and-seek (found, last one)- "That has to be the last one."
• Playing hide-and-seek (found, last one team)- "Oh good, {name} finally found the last one."
• Playing hide-and-seek (found, one more)- "I seem to recall there being one more to find..."
• Playing hide-and-seek (losegame)- "Oh botheration, I wasn't quick enough."
• Playing hide-and-seek (time alomost up)- "Better hurry, our time's almost up!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (too far)- "Surely they wouldn't have gone all the way out here?"
• Playing hide-and-seek (too far, return)- "Yes, this looks more familiar, I'm sure I'll find them here!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (join)- "Perhaps I have time for one quick game..."
• Playing hide-and-seek (start)- "Alright go on now, let's make this quick."
• Playing hide-and-seek (not enough hiders)- "It would be quite a short game, not that I'd mind..."
• Playing hide-and-seek (not enough hiding spots)- "There's nowhere to hide around here."
• Playing hide-and-seek (one game per day)- "I think I've spent quite enough time wrangling these tiny terrors today."
• Kitcoon found in the wild- "I thought I might find something hiding there!"

Bunnyman

• Bunnyman Shrine- "I do love to tinker with new things..."
• Bunnyman Shrine (empty)- "That rabbit looks rather peckish."
• Bunnyman Shrine (burnt)- "That's an unfortunate turn of events."
• Cozy Bunnyman- "Don't you have anything more important to do than lay about?"
• Hare Ball- "Disgusting!"
• Pillow Fight Pit Kit- "I suppose there are worse ways to spend one's time."
• Pillow Fight Bell- "It's not in use at the moment."
• Pillow Fight Bell(Playing)- "What an exhilarating lack of danger!"
• Glove of Challenge- "I demand satisfaction!"
• Flowery Pillow / Flowery Pillow Armor- "What a lovely fragrance!"
• Kelp-Stuffed Pillow / Kelpy Pillow Armor- "Who thought this was a good idea?"
• Beefalo Wool Pillow / Beefalo Pillow Armor- "It looks quite comfortable."
• Steel Wool Pillow / Steel Wool Pillow Armor- "It's horribly scratchy."
• Bunny Roll- "Oh, well, perhaps just a quick slice or two."
• Moon Cake- "I'd nearly forgotten what "blue" tasted like."
• Moon Jelly- "What a fashionable jelly dessert!"
• Skewered Puffs- "What could be better than food on a stick?"
• Short Rabbit Lamp Kit / Tall Rabbit Lamp Kit- "I suppose I can spare a moment to set it up."
• Short Rabbit Lamp / Tall Rabbit Lamp- "More light is always welcome."
• Short Rabbit Lamp / Tall Rabbit Lamp (out)- "Oh botheration, the fire went out!"
• Nightcap- "This is no time for a nap!"
• Bunnyman Figure- "I suppose it wasn't the most unpleasant diversion."
• Can't start fight (no pillow)- "I can't just run in empty-handed!"

Dragonfly

• Dragonfly Shrine- "I wonder what assortment of knickknacks I can craft here."
• Dragonfly Shrine (empty)- "It looks to be in dire need of charcoal."
• Dragonfly Shrine (burnt)- "There's no reversing that."
• Decked-Out Dragonfly Boat Kit- "An instant boat. You've got to admire the efficiency of it."
• Dragonfly Boat Kit- "Time is wasting. We'd better get to it."
• Scaled Plank- "Fancier, but no less ominous."
• Dragonfly Wing Mast Kit- "That'll be the... sail holder bit."
• Dragonfly Wing Mast- "Quite impressive-looking, isn't it?"
• Dragonfly Light Kit- "I feel a little better now."
• Dragonfly Light- "A bit unsettling, but at least it casts a decent light."
• Claw Anchor Kit- "I guess it might be useful... but I'd rather not to stay in one place for too long."
• Claw Anchor- "Quite the afternoonified anchor."
• Dragonfly Boat Wheel Kit- "I hope I don't forget to add that to the boat."
• Dragonfly Boat Wheel- "I certainly hope all this gold doesn't weigh down the boat."
• Fanged Bumper Kit- "It'll make me feel slightly safer at sea. Slightly."
• Fanged Bumper- "I wouldn't like to be the one bumping into those horns."
• Claw Oar- "Dragonflies are surprisingly well suited for paddling."
• Start Tower Kit- "Where to begin?"
• Start Tower- "We should start this race on time."
• Race Checkpoint Kit- "Must find the most logical spot for this."
• Race Checkpoint- "A progress marker."
• Golden Buoy Kit / Golden Buoy / Thorny Buoy- "Botheration, these buoys are slowing me down!"
• Charlie's Racer- "Looks like it won't just be a race against time."
• Broodling Spectator- "You could always stop staring and help me paddle."
• Start Tower Figure- "Back where it all began... the boat race, anyway."
• Can't start race (no boats)- "I should scootch my boat a bit closer to the starting point."
• Can't start race (no checkpoints)- "Oh botheration, the checkpoints need to be set up before the race, not after!"
• Can't start race (no enough boats)- "I should clear some space. If I'm not mistaken, a competitor will be dropping in."

The Forge

• Battlemaster Pugna- "That's the guy in charge here."
• Pit Pig- "I can take him!"
• Crocommander- "This one's got bite."
• Snortoise- "Its shell is so spiky!"
• Scorpeon- "That spit is corrosive!"
• Boarilla- "He's got a strong arm on him."
• Grand Forge Boarrior- "You sure are big!"
• Rhinocebro- "He's got a nose for this kind of work."
• Infernal Swineclops- "I can smell him from here!"
• Ancient Gateway (off)- "That's how we got here. Hopefully how we get back, too."
• Ancient Gateway (on)- "I'll just be going now."
• Ancient Anchor (empty)- "It needs a key."
• Ancient Anchor (key)- "That should do it."
• Forge Portal- "This is where those enemies are coming from."
• Battle Standard- "Everyone, break the Battle Standard!"
• Baby Spider- "I guess they're fighting for us."
• Magma Golem- "It's a rock monster!"
• Living Staff- "It conducts regenerative energy."
• Infernal Staff- "It calls a meteor from above."
• Petrifying Tome- "This'll keep those monsters held for a little while."
• Tome of Beckoning- "I can't make out the text."
• Forging Hammer- "It's a heavy hammer for hitting things."
• Pith Pike- "I could do a quick charge with that."
• Spiral Spear- "It gets to the point."
• Riled Lucy- "That weapon's for throwing."
• Blacksmith's Edge- "A sharp looking instrument."
• Darts- "That's a weapon I could use from range."
• Molten Darts- "It uses a strong blast of air to propel a projectile."
• Hearthsfire Crystals- "It smells like brimstone."
• Reed Tunic- "Light, but not very durable."
• Feathered Reed Tunic- "Lightweight and designed for mobility."
• Wood Armor- "It offers a decent amount of protection."
• Jagged Wood Armor- "That could help me hit a little harder."
• Silken Wood Armor- "I'd have energy for a few more stunts wearing that."
• Stone Splint Mail- "That's as good as it gets."
• Steadfast Stone Armor- "This armor has been petrified for maximum protection."
• Grand Armor- "That should keep me safe."
• Barbed Helm- "My strikes would hurt a little more wearing that."
• Nox Helm- "It looks like it packs a wallop."
• Resplendent Nox Helm- "That could cause some major destruction."
• Feathered Wreath- "Those fluffy feathers make me want to run!"
• Crystal Tiara- "Those crystals will quicken my abilities."
• Clairvoyant Crown- "It has a gaze full of science."
• Woven Garland- "Looks like it amplifies healing expertise."
• Flower Headband- "The blossom interacts well with healing magic."
• Blossomed Wreath- "This garland will restore a bit of my vitality."
• Started revival- "Not on my watch!!"
• Finished revival- "Whew... I got here just in time."
• Revived- "F-for a moment, I thought I was done for..."
• Refusing inappropriate weapon- "That's a little outside my area of expertise."

The Gorge

• Mumsy- "Reminds me of my old nanny."
• Billy- "This goat's much smaller."
• Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm and Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "Maybe they'd be willing to trade."
• Swamp Pig Elder- "I guess you're in charge around here?"
• Swamp Pig Elder (sleeping)- "It's sleeping, for now."
• Swamp Pig- "It's a super hairy pig."
• Old Beefalo- "Science says it should have died by now."
• Pigeon- "He's just winging it."
• Pigeon (sleeping)- "It's sleeping, for now."
• Pigeon (dead)- "They're dead."
• Pebble Crab- "That rock's alive!"
• Berry Bush- "Those berries are all gone."
• Fern- "Probably chock full of vitamins."
• Mushroom- "Are those mushrooms? I'm stumped."
• Mushroom (picked)- "I don't think it's growing back."
• Rotten Crop- "I don't think the altar will want that."
• Sapling- "I can't get anything else out of that."
• Spotty Shrub- "It reminds me of those tentacle monsters."
• Spotty Shrub (picked)- "I can't get anymore out of that shrub."
• Sugarwood Tree- "It's full of delicious, delicious sap."
• Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "Where'd the tree go? I'm stumped."
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "Here sappy, sappy, sap."
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "Sweet golden sap."
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "That's how you get ants."
• Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "It looks ill."
• Ivy- "Kind of clingy."
• The Altar of Gnaw- "We'd better start cooking some offerings."
• The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "It's in the process of digestinating."
• Ancient Gateway- "Another dead end."
• Beast of Hunger (1)- "It's an old statue."
• Beast of Hunger (2)- "How did I get myself into this?"
• Broken Carriage- "On the road to nowhere."
• Dilapidated Cathedral- "Preyed upon."
• Dilapidated Chimney (1 and 2)- "Something put a damper on that chimney."
• Dilapidated Clocktower- "That clock's been punched."
• Dilapidated Door- "No longer a-door-able."
• Dilapidated House-
  • "No one's here."
  • "Something destroyed this town."
  • "I wonder who they angered."
• Dilapidated Roof- "Someone hit the roof."
• Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "Take that, creature!"
• Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "So lifelike."
• Worn Pig House- "It's seen better days."
• House Rubble- "Some pig's house was ruined."
• Iron Fence- "The scientific term is: "Sharp pointy thing"."
• Locked Iron Gate- "Locked tight."
• Iron Gate- "Turns out a key was the key to getting in."
• Mealing Stone- "The daily grind."
• Park Fountain- "Been a long time since it was hooked up to water."
• Post- "As far as posts go, this one is adequate."
• Queen Beast and Stone Pillar- "A monumental monument."
• Rundown House- "What an ugly little house."
• Safe- "It's a safe. For keeping things safe."
• Locked Safe- "It won't open without the key."
• Sammy's Wagon- "Any science in there?"
• Pipton's Cart- "I could use some stuff."
• Salt Pond- "A little salty spring."
• Streetlight- "Huh. Reminds me of home."
• Small Streetlight- "Enlightening."
• Smashed Clock- "Someone beat the clock. Literally."
• Urn- "Ashes to ashes."
• Wrecked Bicycle- "Must have mis-spoke."
• All cookware kits- "
• Pot Hanger (held)- "For suspension-based cookery."
• Pot Hanger- "It has hang-ups."
• Oven (held)- "For scientifically burning things."
• Oven- "It needs ingredients to make the science work."
• Small Grill (held)- "For grilling small meats."
• Small Grill- "Barbecurious."
• Large Grill (held)- "I'll have to grill someone about this."
• Large Grill- "Now all I need is a backyard to put it in."
• Cookpot- "Let's get cooking!"
• Large Cookpot- "This pot holds more ingredients."
• Small Casserole Dish- "For making minuscule motleys."
• Large Casserole Dish- "A dish for all seasonings."
• Syrup Pot- "I need to sweeten this pot."
• Salt Rack (held)- "For harvesting salt from the pond."
• Salt Rack- "Science takes time."
• Salt Rack (ready)- "Salt has gathered on the rope."
• Crab Trap- "A crabby trap."
• Hoe- "It's a farming instrument."
• Slaughter Tools- "Laboratory tools for surgical butchery."
• Tree Tapping Kit- "We can use it to gather sap from the trees."
• Key- "Safe bet this'll come in handy."
• Iron Key- "I'll park it in my pocket until I get to the park."
• Ancient Key- "This looks science-y."
• All Seed Packet types- "Sow what?"
• All Seed types- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
• Salmon- "Mm, fresh fish."
• Cooked Salmon- "Ready for the dinner table."
• Crab Meat- "No imitations here."
• Cooked Crab Meat- "I can put a meal together in a pinch."
• Cooked Foliage- "We cooked the foliage."
• Mushroom (item)- "These are edible mushrooms."
• Cooked Mushroom- ""
• Garlic- "Just pop it in your mouth, it's good for you!"
• Roast Garlic- "Mmm, so fragrant!"
• Onion- "I can smell the flavor!"
• Roast Onion- "I love the smell of cooked onion."
• Potato- "One of the more dependable vegetables."
• Roast Potato- "Potatoes are much better cooked, I'll admit."
• Toma Root- "It's red because it's full of science."
• Roast Toma Root- "Cooking's easy if you understand chemistry."
• Turnip- "It's a raw turnip."
• Roast Turnip- "Cooking is science in practice."
• Wheat- "It looks a bit grainy."
• Flour- "Ready for baking."
• Goat Milk- "Good if you don't think about where it came from."
• Salt Crystals- "Salt. The tastiest mineral."
• Salt- "It's full of salt."
• Sap- "It tastes sweet."
• Ruined Sap- "Might as well toss it on the fire."
• Syrup- "Adds sweetness to the mixture."
• Spotty Sprig- "I could grind it up to make a spice."
• Spot Spice- "Flavorful."
• Old Coin- "I'd like more than a penny for my thoughts."
• Sapphire Medallion- "A decent amount of coin."
• Red Mark- "Seems valuable."
• Gnaw's Favor- "We can use these to reopen the Gateway."
• Prepared dish- "I should offer it on the Altar of Gnaw."
• Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "That's not what it wants."
• Prepared dish (matches craving)- "Science says this will appease the sky God."
• Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "It's more of a light snack, really."
• Burnt Food- "That one was an experiment."
• Silver Plate- "A silver plated plate."
• Silver Bowl- "A bright bowl."
• Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "Could I pick the lock? Locks and clocks are only a letter apart, after all."
• Cannot slaughter Old Beefalo (too far)- "It gets to live another day."
• Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "I don't need two of the same plate."
• Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "This isn't the right dish!"
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "Oh what luck, someone already made food ahead of time!"
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "Well... that was a waste of time."
• Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "Wait a tick... this isn't even the right key!"
• Cannot use item (occupied)- "Could you hurry it up a little?"
• Food ruined (bad recipe)- "Those ingredients didn't make anything."
• Food ruined (overcooked)- "I left it on too long."
• Lost round- "I have a bad feeling about this."
• Won round- "Time to go!"

Midsummer Cawninval

• Corvus Goodfeather- "Hello there, Goodfeather. How long has it been?"
• Crow Kid- "Look at them, so full of youthful vitality!"
• Cawnival Token- "It's been meticulously polished."
• Prize Ticket- "Only one ticket?"
• Prize Tickets (small stack)- "A small pile of tickets."
• Prize Tickets (large stack)- "A respectable pile of tickets."
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, Egg Scramble, Nest Defender, Cuckoo Spinwheel, and Birdhouse Ball Drop Kits- "At least they're quick to assemble."
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, Egg Scramble, Nest Defender, Cuckoo Spinwheel, and Birdhouse Ball Drop- "The mechanism won't work without a token."
• Hubbub for Grub (playing)- "Well... I guess I've got enough time for some nanty narking!"
• Hubbub for Grub (trapdoor)- "It leads down into the game's inner workings."
• Grub- "A handful of colored paper? Oh! To represent worms, how clever!"
• Eggs in a Basket (playing)- "This might be a tricky one."
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor)- "It leads down into the game's inner workings."
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor, playing)- "Oh botheration, was it this one...?"
• Egg Scramble (playing)- "Oooh, that does look like fun..."
• Scrambling Egg- "Just you wait, I'm more spry than I look!"
• Nest Defender- "My timing is impeccable, it's my aim that could use some work..."
• Nest Defender (button, playing)- "Buttons are so much more efficient than levers."
• Nest Defender (target, playing)- "Could they not be a bit bigger?"
• Cuckoo Spinwheel (playing)- "It's so wonderfully efficient!"
• Birdhouse Ball Drop (playing)- "I'm not sure that there's any actual skill involved here."
• Prize Booth (held)- "At least they're quick to assemble."
• Prize Booth- "Oooooh, what a delightful assortment of knickknacks!"
• Confetti Cannon (held)- "I... guess I could spare a moment or two to set it up."
• Confetti Cannon- "I have so much to do, but... it's just such a delightful distraction!"
• Confetti Cannon (cooldown)- "Oooh what fun!"
• Cawnival Sapling- "I hope it doesn't take too long to grow."
• Cawnival Tree- "It could use a little something or other."
• Cawnival Tree (level 2)- "Putting a few more trinkets around wouldn't hurt."
• Cawnival Tree (level 3)- "An impressive sight, if I do say so myself!"
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, and Mini Tower Drop (held)- "I can't resist a chance to tinker with tiny mechanisms."
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, and Mini Tower Drop- "What a delightful little mechanism!"
• Midsummer Night Light (held)- "You can never have too many nightlights."
• Midsummer Night Light- "Ah... I feel a bit better already."
• Miniature Tree (held)- "A pocket-sized tree? I'm intrigued."
• Miniature Tree- "I guess some trees can be interesting to look at after all."
• Light Catcher Kit- "Oh, I suppose I have a moment or two to spare."
• Light Catcher- "It's quite mesmerizing to watch."
• Green and Gold Mystery Box- "I couldn't help it, I looked ahead and took a peek..."
• Cawnival Statuette- "I feel as though I've seen it a few times before."
• Cawnival Statuette (uncommon)- "It would look lovely over a fireplace, perhaps next to a fine mantel clock."
• Cawnival Statuette (rare)- "I should really find a nice cabinet to display it in."
• Seed Clusters- "A little snack to keep in my pocket."
• Corny Slush- "The taste is alright, but the texture..."
• Chirpy Scarf- "Wearing a scarf to fend off the heat? How delightfully paradoxical!"
• Chirpy Cloak- "How odd! A cloak to keep cool!"
• Chirpy Capelet- "Quite the afternoonified capelet!"
• Can't activate Cawnival game (already in use)- "I'll just come back later. Or earlier."
• Can't activate Cawnival game (not token)- "It needs something that will fit into this small slot..."
• Can't summon Corvus (already here)- "Didn't I see Goodfeather around here? I could have sworn I did..."
• Can't summon Corvus (busy)- "Ugh, I should come back sooner... or maybe later."
• Can't summon Corvus (not Cawnival time)- "Gone already? Time sure flies when you're having fun."
• Missed in Hubbub for Grub- "Oh come on, you want these worms don't you?"

Nature - Plants

• Lumpy Sapling- "It seems determined to survive."
• Burnt Spiky Bush- "Erased from the timeline."
• Twiggy Tree- "It's barely a tree, more like a sad collection of sticks."
• Twiggy Tree (stump)- "Its time in this world was cut short."
• Twiggy Tree (burning)- "Maybe that was supposed to happen."
• Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "Well, what's done is done. For now anyway."
• Twiggy Tree (old)- "It's aged past its prime."
• Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "Good luck, scraggly little tree."
• Twiggy Tree Cone- "The beginnings of a tree."
• Juicy Berry Bush- "I can hear my stomach growling, and those berries look so tasty..."
• Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "Berries grow so frustratingly slow!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "What do berry bushes need to grow again?"
• Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "It'll save me precious time if I bring this closer to camp."
• Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "Oh, it's so sad!"
• Marble Sprout- "Are you supposed to water marble to make it grow?"
• Marble Shrub- "What a nicely sculpted topiary."
• Rose- "I don't have time to stop and smell the roses."
• Succulent- "I'm afraid I can't stop to admire every bit of scenery."
• Succulent (held)- "I guess it's technically edible."
• Bull Kelp- "Kelp is only slightly more interesting than grass."
• Bull Kelp (picked)- "It'll grow back eventually."
• Bull Kelp Stalk- "I could plant this somewhere more convenient."
• Driftwood- "That tree is long dead."
• Driftwood (stump)- "I should check for roots while I'm here."
• Driftwood (burning)- "That's an unfortunate turn of events."
• Driftwood (burnt)- "It won't do me much good now."
• Driftwood Piece- "Who knows how long it's been floating out in the ocean?"
• Lune Tree- "It looks like it's already gone grey."
• Lune Tree (stump)- "No sense waiting around for it to grow back."
• Lune Tree (burning)- "I guess that's just the way of things sometimes."
• Lune Tree (burnt)- "That's the end for this tree."
• Lune Tree Blossom- "It's gone completely white."
• Lune Tree Sapling- "A moth turning into a tree hardly feels out of the ordinary anymore."
• Stone Fruit Bush- "I've seen a lot of strange things in my time. This is one of them."
• Stone Fruit Bush (picked)- "I'll come back later when there's fruit to pick."
• Stone Fruit Bush (barren)- "I think it's well past its prime."
• Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "I can't expect it to make fruit in this heat."
• Stone Fruit Bush (burning)- "Oh botheration, I needed that!"
• Sprouting Stone Fruit- "There's a new little life forming."
• Spiny Bindweed- "I don't like the look of it one bit."
• Binding Roots- "Oh botheration, now I'll have to clean all of this up!"
• Farm Plant- "A plant."
• Farm Plant (burning)- "All that time and energy... wasted..."
• Farm Plant (full)- "Finally!!"
• Farm Plant (full oversized)- "I guess patience does pay off sometimes."
• Farm Plant (full weed)- "Wait a tick, I don't think I meant to plant that!"
• Farm Plant (growing)- "Please hurry up!"
• Farm Plant (rotten)- "Ack! I misjudged its position on the timeline!"
• Farm Plant (seed)- "I hope it grows quickly."
• Farm Plant (happy)- "I'd best leave well enough alone."
• Farm Plant (stressed)- "Something is making it unhappy."
• Farm Plant (very stressed)- "I can feel the stress radiating off of it."
• Farm Plant (stressed, killjoys nearby)- "Something around here is stopping it from reaching its full potential."
• Farm Plant (stressed, not enough identical plants nearby)- "It wouldn't hurt to plant a few more to keep it company."
• Farm Plant (stressed, too many plants nearby)- "Oh botheration, I think I tried to fit too many plants in one spot."
• Farm Plant (stressed, bad season)- "This might not be the best time of year for it."
• Farm Plant (stressed, not enough water)- "Oh botheration, did I forget to water it again?"
• Farm Plant (stressed, poor nutrients)- "I'm sure I gave it some fertilizer not too long ago... or maybe I will soon."
• Farm Plant (stressed, left unattended)- "Do I really have to talk to it?"
• Giant Carrots- "I wonder if eating all those carrots would improve my eyesight."
• Giant Corn- "I never thought corn could be so colorful."
• Giant Pumpkin- "It looks like it's ready to roll away."
• Giant Eggplant- "I'll be eating eggplant leftovers for weeks."
• Giant Durian- "Out of all the things I planted, this is the one that decides to grow well."
• Giant Pomegranate- "I hope the seeds inside grew bigger too."
• Giant Dragon Fruit- "I'll admit, it's an impressive sight."
• Giant Watermelon- "It's so pleasantly round!"
• Giant Toma Root- "I don't know if I can lift a tomato that size!"
• Giant Potato- "What a ridiculously enormous potato."
• Giant Asparagus- "That might be altogether too much asparagus, even for me."
• Giant Onion- "It's glorious!"
• Giant Garlic- "It's still hard to believe garlic could grow so big."
• Giant Pepper- "Ooooh, I get the feeling this one is going to be extra hot."
• Giant Rotten Crop- "Botheration! Time has gotten its claws into it!"
• Great Tree Trunk- "What a magnificent old tree!"
• Great Tree Root- "I should steer clear of those if I don't want to meet a watery end."
• Mossy Vine- "A vine. Not very noteworthy."
• Knobbly Tree- "It must have had a hard time of it, growing all the way out here."
• Knobbly Tree Nut- "It's already started growing!"
• Above-Average Tree Trunk- "It provides a nice bit of shade."
• Banana Bush- "They're much easier to pick this way."
• Monkeytails- "There had better not be any monkeys hiding in there."
• Palmcone Tree- "Have I seen that somewhere before? I can't quite recall."
• Palmcone Tree Sapling- "It's about halfway through its life cycle."
• Palmcone Scale- "I might as well put it in my pocket, it might be useful."
• Palmcone Sprout- "A future tree."
• Surprising Seed- "Maybe I could skip ahead and take a peek at what it grows into..."
• Planted Surprising Seed- "Only marginally more exciting than watching grass grow."
• Planted Surprising Seed (Wrong Tile)- "Oh botheration, it doesn't seem to like this type of soil."
• Young Sproutrock / Young Gloomthorn (Wrong Season)- "I suppose I'll just have to... ugh... wait."
• Sproutrock Sapling / Gloomthorn Sapling- "Now, if I could only remember what type of soil it likes..."
• Sproutrock- "It burns with an everlasting fire... how inspiring."
• Sproutrock Stump- "Ah. I suppose that fire wasn't so everlasting after all."
• Geode Fruit- "I'd rather not break my teeth on that, thank you."
• Gloomthorn- "What a terribly off-putting tree."
• Gloomthorn Stump- "Good riddance."
• Nightberry- "Not exactly appetizing, but useful in the dark."
• Cooked Nightberry- "That's a bit better. I think."

Nature - Objects

• Florid Postern- "Parts of this mechanism look... familiar..."
• Gigantic Beehive- "This is giving me a bad feeling..."
• Honey Patch- "I'm done messing around with beehives."
• Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "Has it grown since I last saw it?"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "I'm not sure what to make of it."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "Strange... I don't think it's as old as it looks."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "I can't quite tell what it's supposed to be."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "It still doesn't look right."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "Either the sculptor forgot something, or a piece has been removed."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "It's a little better, but there's something missing..."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "It took me ages to put you together, at least look pleased about it!"
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "Was something else supposed to happen? I can't remember..."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "Why did I spend so much time on this?"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "Did you hear that? It's like there's something scratching inside..."
• Magma- "Not for swimming."
• Rock- "You've seen one rock, you've seen them all."
• Crispy Skeleton- "Their life was snuffed out long ago."
• Marble Statue (Comedy)- "I've seen it before and I'll probably see it again."
• Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "I don't have much patience for art."
• Marble Statue (Pawn)- "I can gawk at them later, they're not going anywhere."
• Marble Statue (Vase)- "I'm still not sure who left these here."
• Meteor and Moon Rock- "I never would have predicted I'd see a piece of the moon up close."
• Celestial Orb- "It's like a pocket-sized moon."
• Celestial Portal- "I feel like I'm being watched..."
• Moon Stone (broken)- "Someone didn't want us to use this."
• Moon Stone (repaired)- "I'm pretty sure that's important for something."
• Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Was something else supposed to happen? I can't remember..."
• Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "Of course! Now I remember!"
• Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "I've got a nagging feeling it's not supposed to look like that."
• Moon Rubble- "I wonder who made these?"
• Petrified Evergreen- "Frozen in time."
• Rock Den- "Shadow creatures! No, wait a tick, it's something else..."
• Skeleton (all players)- "%s! You're not going out like this, not on my watch!"
• Stagehand / Prickly Stagehand- "I know you're hiding in there."
• Stagehand / Prickly Stagehand (walking)- "You'll never catch me! I've outsmarted you and your ilk at every turn!"
• Suspicious Marble (rook)- "Where did this come from?"
• Suspicious Marble (knight)- "Strange..."
• Suspicious Marble (bishop)- "What is this doing way out here?"
• Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "Something's nagging at the back of my brain... I'm sure it's nothing."
• Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "The attention to detail is incredible!"
• Loot Stash- "At least he left some goodies!"
• Lake- "Water! Finally!"
• Lake (dry)- "There might've been water here once... or maybe there will be."
• Cave-in Boulder- "I bet I could lift it. It... might take a while though."
• Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "I can't quite reach it."
• Garden Detritus- "Didn't I pluck that out already?"
• Anenemy- "I'm not falling for that again."
• Anenemy (closed)- "Ooooh you hateful thing!"
• Anenemy Trap- "It's what it deserves."
• Celestial Altar Base- "It's showing me a place... is it a premonition or a memory?"
• Celestial Altar Idol- "I think I know where it wants to go."
• Celestial Altar Orb- "This isn't where it needs to be."
• Celestial Altar (incomplete)- "I just can't stand leaving anything unfinished."
• Celestial Altar- "Nothing wrong with dabbling in strange mystical magics from time to time."
• Inactive Celestial Tribute- "I'll make better use of it than that old crab did."
• Celestial Tribute- "If I could have discovered this power first... ah well, I suppose it's in the past."
• Celestial Sanctum Icon- "I do wish it would stop with all that frightful whispering."
• Celestial Sanctum Ward- "It feels like wheels have been set in motion..."
• Celestial Sanctum- "The pieces are starting to come together."
• Celestial Fissure- "The air around it tingles with potential."
• Celestial Fissure (no light)- "I'd better watch my step around here."
• Hot Spring- "It looks so warm and inviting."
• Hot Spring (bombed)- "There's no sense in questioning these things."
• Hot Spring (glassed over)- "A giant splash, frozen in time."
• Hot Spring (empty)- "No sense standing around an empty hole."
• Inviting Formation- "There's definitely something stuck in there. I wonder..."
• Moon Glass- "Jagged glass coming from the ground, what could go wrong?"
• Moon Shard- "It would make a perfect watch crystal, if only it played nice with shadow magic."
• Sea Bones- "Not what I was hoping to see on my stroll down the beach."
• Shattered Spider Hole- "They're not the best decorators, are they?"
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (initial)- "It was a fine home once, but it's fallen into disrepair."
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (upgraded)- "Time well spent."
• Hermit Bee Box- "She's quite creative with her limited materials."
• Hermit Bee Box (no honey)- "I forgot it would be empty."
• Hermit Bee Box (some honey)- "Why does honey take so long to make?"
• Hermit Bee Box (full of honey)- "Finally!"
• Hermit Bee Box (burnt)- "It looks like its honey making days are behind it."
• Hermit Drying Rack- "Maybe I could help the poor old thing, if I have a spare minute or two..."
• Hermit Drying Rack (drying)- "I'll be old and grey before it's done..."
• Hermit Drying Rack (done)- "It's done! Finally!!"
• Hermit Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "The weather is not cooperating."
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "It's like watching paint dry."
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "I think it's been aged enough."
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "This isn't helping."
• Hermit Drying Rack (burnt)- "I spent so much time on that!!"
• Plugged Fissure- "It makes a delightful little toot sound from time to time."
• Baritone Shell Bell- "I love a good knickknack, and a musical one at that!"
• Alto Shell Bell- "I think that would fit nicely in my pocket."
• Soprano Shell Bell- "What a nice little shell! I wish I had somewhere to display it."
• Boat Fragment- "Brrr... so many terrible things can happen out at sea."
• Sea Stack- "Don't you dare hit my boat!"
• Salt Formation- "It's just salt! N-nothing to be bothered over."
• Salt Formation (partially mined)- "Oh goody, it's growing back."
• Salt Formation (completely mined)- "I feel a bit better now."
• Salt Crystals- "A bit of salt on my meals might be nice."
• Ocean Debris- "There might be something interesting hiding in all that mud."
• Wobster Mound- "Something's peering out from inside..."
• Moon Glass Mound- "Maybe I should take the glass spikes as a sign to stay away."
• Shell Cluster- "Now, what do we have here?"
• Sunken Chest (locked)- "Oh botheration! Open up, you!"
• Sunken Chest (unlocked)- "A shell this enormous must have something interesting inside."
• Mysterious Energy- "Can you feel that crackle of possibility in the air?"
• Charged Glassy Rock- "It's brimming with untapped potential!"
• Charged Glassy Rock (Scrapbook)- "Oh wonderful, something sharp to trip on."
• Infused Moon Shard- "It's not going to stay charged for long."
• Moongleam- "A speck of powerful possibility."
• Odd Tool/Reticulating Buffer- "His tools are quite interesting."
• Weird Tool/Widget Deflubber- "Is it a temporal projection? Planar? I wish he'd answer my questions!"
• Strange Tool/Grommet Scriber- "Maybe I could take a peek at his notes... oh botheration, it won't open!"
• Funky Tool/Conceptual Scrubber- "That must be one of the tools he's looking for."
• Bizarre Tool/Calibrated Perceiver- "Maybe if I return his tools he'll be more inclined to speak with me."
• Energetic Static- "Unbridled energy."
• Restrained Static- "Somewhat bridled energy."
• Lunar Essence Extractor- "I should have known it would happen like this again."
• Sea Strider Nest- "As long as I don't get too close..."
• Sea Strider Nest (burnt)- "Thankfully the fire didn't spread to the tree."
• Conspicuous Chest- "Dimensional cross-contamination aside, it's quite a lovely chest."
• Conspicuous Chest (shimmering)-"That... seems suspect."
• Conspicuous Chest (burnt)- "Erased from the timeline."
• Moon Quay Pirate Banner- "As if sea-faring wasn't hazardous enough, now there are pirates to contend with?"
• Black Flag- "Such an ominous color..."
• Broken Machinery- "I should've remembered sooner. Too late now, I suppose."
• Monkey Bar- "As pillars go, it's hardly noteworthy."
• Monkey Hut- "I prefer living solidly on the ground, thank you."
• Monkey Hut (burnt)- "What a shame. Anyway..."
• Unnatural Portal- "This... is how it started, wasn't it?"
• Stage- "Honestly, who has time for these theatrics?"
• Playbill- "My daily life is quite dramatic enough."
• Mocking Bird- "I don't remember asking for their opinion."
• Overgrown Harp Statue- "There's just something about it..."
• Lunar Rift- "Sloppy! Just look at those rough edges!"
• Ryftstal- "Some kind of temporal residue, perhaps?"
• Pure Brilliance- "If only I could use it to power one of my watches... oh well."
• Shadow Rift- "This isn't good..."
• Dreadstone Outcrop- "It's coming from deep below the surface."
• Dreadstone- "As off-putting as it is, it could be useful."
• Research Notes- "Someone must have a lot of time on their hands."
• Abandoned Junk- "Someone must have left these in a hurry."
• Scrap- "Gears and wires and sprockets, oh my!"
• Junky Fence- "As long as it keeps things out, I don't care how it looks."
• Junk Pile- "There might be something worth my time in there."
• Teetering Junk Pile- "I'm not eager to be crushed by a teetering pile of scrap metal."

Nature - Caves

• Sinkhole (full)- "Finish up in there, I don't have all day to wait!"
• Exit to Surface (full)- "Would someone please move? You're blocking the exit!"
• Bat Cave- "Don't mind me... just passing through..."
• Red Mushtree (blooming)- "Ugh, it's trying to grow more mushrooms."
• Green Mushtree (blooming)- "Is it spore season again?"
• Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "Don't you dare get any of those spores on me!"
• Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "A particularly bad mushroom."
• Mushtree (acid covered)- "I will not soon forget this odor."
• Red Spore- "At least they brighten things up a bit."
• Green Spore- "Float along now."
• Blue Spore- "They're looking for a place to latch onto."
• Red, Green, and Blue Spore (held)- "I hope it doesn't start growing in there."
• Withered Flower- "Time has claimed it."
• Mysterious Plant- "Something's nagging at my memory... ah, it's probably nothing."
• Fossil Fragment- "These bones are too old for my magic to work. However..."
• Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "It's missing something."
• Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "Oh botheration, that doesn't look right at all."
• Odd Skeleton (complete)- "I did it! Why did I do that again?"
• Lunar Mushtree- "More mushrooms. Lovely."
• Lunar Spore- "Careful now..."
• Vitreoasis and Small Vitreoasis- "It's not a pool I'd care to take a dip in."
• Naked Mole Bat Burrow- "What a horrid place to call home."
• Nightmare Rampart- "They're here! I need to leave, quickly!"
• Cracked Pillar- "They seem breakable... but I don't think that'd be wise."
• Cracked Pillar (Exposed)- "Oh botheration. I think I just remembered something..."
• Nitre Formation- "How exciting, more rocks!"
• Skeleton (non player)- "These old bones should remind us not to tarry."

Nature - Ruins

• Ancient Chest- "An ancient puzzle! How exciting!"
• Ancient Chest (locked)- "You won't stay locked for long."
• Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "With a bit of tinkering, I could get it working again."
• Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "Does anyone else feel a crackle of magic in the air?"
• Ancient Gateway (activated)- "It's radiating a strange energy, almost like..."
• Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "The magical field is collapsing!"
• Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "For the time being, I think it should be left alone."
• Ancient Obelisk- "It probably says something like "turn back while you can"."
• Ancient Beacon- "I don't know if I want those lights to turn on..."
• Ancient Beacon (active)- "I should keep my distance."
• Ancient Mural (first)- "A mural of an ancient civilization, but something is wrong..."
• Ancient Mural (second)- "Whatever was here has been lost to time."
• Ancient Mural (third)- "It shows shadows descending on the city."
• Ancient Mural (fourth)- "The people weren't quick enough to escape. They paid a price..."
• Ancient Mural (fifth)- "They had the right idea for a while, but they must have made a mistake."
• Atrium Statue- "A frozen moment in ancient history."
• Ornate Pedestal (empty)- "There's something missing here."
• Ornate Pedestal (with gem)- "Oh good, we got the lights working."
• Ancient Moon Statue- "Relics from a distant time."
• Sealed Portal (switch off)- "Hm, maybe this time..."
• Sealed Portal (switch on)- "Well, it was worth a try."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (first, third, and fifth)- "I won't waste my time trying to decipher this gibberish."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (second and fourth)- "I'd go back and ask what it means, but this time period is a bit beyond my reach."
• Tidy Hidey-Hole- "A cozy little dust bin."
• Ancient Kiln (empty)- "I'd say it's been a few centuries since this was last used."
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, long time left)- "This is why I hate cooking. Cooking takes forever!"
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, short time left)- "It has to be almost done by now, right?"
• Ancient Kiln (finished)- "At long last, food!"
• Ancient Kiln (burnt)- "Well that's a setback."
• Ancient Guard Post (inactive)- "What a curious relic."
• Ancient Guard Post (active)- "Oh botheration, I think I just remembered something..."
• Security Pulse- "Hurry, someone catch it before-!"
• Sentrypede Husk- "Not one usable bit of clockwork to be found."
• Fountain of Knowledge (inactive)- "It looks like it needs a good winding."
• Fountain of Knowledge (active)- "How delightfully odd!"
• Distilled Knowledge- "It's quite a puzzling piece, isn't it?"
• Ancient Orchestrina- "What an intricate design."

Turfs

• Scaled Flooring- "This might actually be useful."
• Moon Crater Turf / Mutated Fungal Turf / Ancient Stonework / Ancient Brickwork / Imitation Ancient Brickwork / Ancient Flooring / Imitation Ancient Flooring / Ancient Tilework / Imitation Ancient Tilework / Mosaic Flooring- "Slightly more interesting to look at, but still just ground."
• Rocky Beach Turf / Shell Beach Turf / Moon Quay Beach Turf- "Why am I wasting time staring at the ground?"
• Lush Carpet- "Oh, what a lovely carpet!"
• Beard Hair Rug- "Why am I wasting time staring at... I'm sorry, is that rug made of whiskers?!"
• Brick Flooring- "You've seen one brick, you've seen them all."
• Gold Flooring- "Surely there's a better use for all that gold?!"

Mobs - Monsters

• Gem Deer- "It's being controlled by that beast!"
• Grumble Bee- "If only I had a little army that would protect me this fiercely!"
• Lavae- "Tsk, she just lets her children run wild!"
• Hound (corpse)- "Ugh! I don't want to look at it!"
• Hound (corpse, burning)- "It was the only way."
• Hound (corpse, reanimating)- "I don't like it when THEY do it."
• Horror Hound- "I don't like it when THEY do it."
• Horror Hound (sleeping)- "I can't bear to look at that creature!"
• Horror Hound (dead)- "I certainly won't miss it."
• Moonrock Pengull- "Is that creature actually alive?!"
• Moonrock Pengull (sleeping)- "Is it asleep, or...?"
• Moonrock Pengull (dead)- "I think it's gone off."
• Shattered Spider- "I don't think that spider was assembled properly."
• Shattered Spider (sleeping)- "It's still, for the time being."
• Shattered Spider (dead)- "That's the end of that."
• Cookie Cutter- "Oooh those things give me the shivers."
• Cookie Cutter Shell- "Mind the spines."
• Rockjaw- "Ah, I almost forgot. Another reason to stay away from the ocean!"
• Naked Mole Bat- "Hmph, and people call me batty!"
• Ancient Sentrypede- "You mechanical menace!"
• Fruit Fly- "Oh, shoo!"
• Moonblind Crow- "What an awful sight!"
• Misshapen Bird- "Why don't you run along and spit somewhere else?"
• Nurse Spider- "They have terrible bedside manner."
• Sea Strider- "Shoo! Why can't you just stay in your tree?"
• Egg of Terror- "It's trying to hatch! I should keep my eye on it."
• Suspicious Peeper- "My eyes aren't the best, but I'm not looking for replacements anytime soon!"
• Varglet- "I could have sworn they were bigger..."
• Briar Wolf- "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again!"
• Briar (Bush)- "Was that rosebush there a second ago?"
• Grazer- "Oh botheration, it pops back up as quickly as I can knock it down!"
• Deadly Brightshade- "This is going to be bothersome..."
• Brightshade Husk- "What an interesting material, I should make use of it."
• Tunneling Vine- "Keep your vines to yourself!"
• Fused Shadeling- "You stay away from me!"
• Dread Mite- "What a nasty little thing!"
• Shriek- "Shoo! Shoo!!"
• Rasp- "I will not be your dinner!"
• Jitters- "Try all you might, you'll never catch me!"
• Dark Tatters- "Tatters of spacetime."
• Bright-Eyed Frog- "Shoo, you vile thing!"
• Varg Carcass- "Took long enough!"
• Varg Carcass (burning)- "We won't be meeting again."
• Varg Carcass (reviving)- "No, no, no! Back down, you!"
• Possessed Varg- "Oh botheration, I'm getting deja vu..."
• Shadow Merm- "It was a merm once. Not anymore."
• Mutated Merm- "Did they always look like that?"

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Saladmander- "What a funny little creature."
• Saladmander (ripe)- "It's a shame they're so delicious."
• Saladmander (sleeping)- "I guess it doesn't have anything better to do."
• Gnarwail- "Another obviously made-up creature."
• Gnarwail (broken horn)- "I'll bet you feel pretty foolish now, don't you?"
• Gnarwail (follower)- "Alright you can come along, just don't slow me down."
• Gnarwail (follower, broken horn)- "I'm starting to feel a bit bad about taking its horn."
• Gnarwail Horn- "Who ever heard of a whale with a horn?"
• Skittersquid- "Could you light the way without being a nuisance, please?!"
• Loyal Merm Guard- "I certainly hope they're fighting for our side."
• Shadow Merm Guard- "It was a merm once. Not anymore."
• Mutated Merm Guard- "Did they always look like that?"
• Sea Weed- "I seem to recall something... there was a trick with the barnacles..."
• Seedshell- "Oh botheration, I have to contend with angry flower spittle?"
• Sea Sprout Starter- "If I come across a nice rock, I'll leave it there."
• Sea Sprout- "In time, it will grow as big as the others."
• Mush Gnome- "This mushroom manages to be worse than most."
• Grass Gator- "It seems to want nothing to do with us, which is fine by me."
• Powder Monkey- "Here to make a nuisance of yourself, are you?"
• Cutless- "I suppose getting hit with a block of wood will still hurt."
• Pirate's Bandana- "Oh, wearing it does make one feel rather mischievous..."
• Prime Mate- "He seems to think he's in charge."
• Accursed Trinket- "That is one trinket I'd rather not have cluttering my pockets."
• Battle Paddle- "I can at least appreciate its ability to multitask."
• Captain's Tricorn- "If I must be at sea, I might as well look the part."
• Pirate Map- "It looks like I'm not the only one who forgets where I put things."
• Pirate Stash- "Somehow I was not expecting an actual "X" to be there on the ground."
• Marotter- "It's obviously up to no good."
• Marotter Den- "Empty. Let's move on."
• Marotter Den (Has Loot)- "There's something. Hope it's worthwhile."
• Marotter Den (Dead)- "Just a matter of time now."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Wobster- "I'm sensing a pot of boiling water in your future."
• Grass Gekko- "Jumpy little things, aren't they? That's probably wise."
• Star-sky- "Who would leave a fishbowl in a cave? I hope it wasn't me..."
• Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "I think his time might've run out..."
• Hutch- "You come with your own lamp? I'm impressed!"
• Canary- "Some kind of yellow bird."
• Canary (held)- "Alright, I'm holding a bird... carefully holding a bird..."
• Canary (poisoned)- "I think I should take that as a sign to leave."
• Saffron Feather- "A yellow feather."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "She seems to like me for some reason."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "She looks about as happy as a bug covered in lava can look."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "Is it feeding time again already?"
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "Oh botheration, did I forget to feed you again?"
• Lavae Egg- "It's warm, I think this egg has already been cooked."
• Lavae Egg (cracked)- "I can almost imagine it smiling."
• Lavae Egg (too cold)- "It's cooling off, I don't think that's good."
• Lavae Tooth- "Well this feels vaguely threatening."
• Chilled Lavae- "Is it... dead?"
• No-Eyed Deer- "It could use a haircut, though I'm not one to talk..."
• No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "Just keep your antler to yourself!"
• Deer Antler- "This looks like a key piece to a puzzle..."
• Puffin- "What a jolly looking bird."
• Puffin (held)- "It's a bit awkward carrying such a large bird around with me..."
• Puffin (sleeping)- "It's fast asleep."
• Carrat- "That's the liveliest carrot I've ever seen."
• Carrat (held)- "Stop wriggling!"
• Carrat (sleeping)- "It's taking a quick little nap."
• Carrat (dead)- "I think it's gone off."
• Moon Moth- "It's simply not fair that they live such brief lives."
• Moon Moth (held)- "It's a bit cluttered in my pockets, please try not to get squished!"
• Lunar Wobster- "They make normal wobsters seem friendly in comparison."
• Bulbous Lightbug- "I feel a bit reassured knowing it's nearby."
• Dust Moth- "I could have used one of you in my workshop back home."
• Friendly Fruit Fly- "Thank goodness, I don't have to entertain the garden anymore."
• Friendly Fruit Fly Fruit- "I'd rather not start attracting flies, but it could be useful."
• Crustashine- "I'm thankful for any speck of light around here."
• Koalefant's Carcass- "Its time has ended."

Mobs - Bosses

• Moose/Goose nesting ground- "Something's telling me I should tread carefully around here."
• Bee Queen- "This was a terrible idea!"
• Bee Queen Crown- "How delightfully strange!"
• Klaus- "Is it that time of year again already?"
• Stag Antler- "This looks like just the piece I need."
• Antlion- "Oh botheration, I hope I remembered to bring a gift."
• Antlion (happy)- "Oh now you're in a good mood?"
• Antlion (upset)- "There's no need to get yourself so worked up!"
• Desert Stone- "It positively reeks of spacial wib-wobblery."
• Desert Stone (active)- "I might as well use it."
• Sand Spike- "I won't have my time cut short by the likes of you!"
• Sand Castle- "The sands of time are so fickle!"
• Glass Spike- "It looks nice now that it's not trying to impale me."
• Glass Castle- "Nothing is permanent, eventually it might be sand again."
• Toadstool Cap- "This feels strangely familiar."
• Toadstool Cap (hole)- "Wasn't there something here before? Or maybe that's later."
• Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "Come on out, don't be shy!"
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "I really should have remembered something like you!"
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "I think the pendulum just swung in his favor..."
• Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "Yuck. They smell like decay."
• Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "I knew there was a reason I don't like mushrooms!"
• Shroom Skin- "That creature must've been half decayed. How horrible!"
• Reanimated Skeleton- "This was a bad idea. I have regrets."
• Ancient Fuelweaver- "This was a VERY bad idea."
• Woven Shadow- "Ack! Get out of here!"
• Bone Armor- "Nope. Nope nope nope."
• Bone Helm- "I don't want to put a dead thing on my head!"
• Shadow Thurible- "I don't trust it."
• Malbatross- "Of course this couldn't be just a quiet, pleasant boat trip..."
• Malbatross Feather- "At least I got a nice feather out of that whole debacle."
• Malbatross Bill- "I don't think its owner will be missing it."
• Crab King- "Ah! There you are, you old codger!"
• Crab King (inert)- "Hmm, aren't there supposed to be gems on it? Or does that come later..."
• Crab King (Ice Wall)- "I won't let it slow me down."
• Imposing Claw- "You keep those big old snippers away from me!"
• Cannon Tower- "All this fuss!"
• Crab Guard- "Quit wasting my time, crab!"
• Crab Knight- "Remember me?"
• Crab King Bumper Kit- "It'll make me feel slightly safer at sea. Slightly."
• Crab King Bumper- "It looks like it will outlive the boat."
• Cracked Pearl- "I was holding out hope things would go differently this time."
• Lord of the Fruit Flies- "I have no patience for all your pestering!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 1)- "Oh botheration, not you..."
• Celestial Champion (phase 1, dead)- "It's down... for the time being."
• Celestial Champion (phase 2)- "I'm already at the dizzy age, all that spinning is just making it worse!"
• Moonglass Spike- "Nice try, but not even time can trap me!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 2, dead)- "Just give me a moment to catch my breath..."
• Celestial Champion (phase 3)- "Third time's a charm!"
• Enlightening Snare- "I can't let myself fall asleep at a time like this!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 3, dead)- "The air around it is still crackling with potential."
• Defeated Celestial Champion- "There isn't so much as a spark of possibility left in it."
• Enlightened Crown- "I-I can see now! The timelines are untangling before my eyes!"
• Enlightened Crown Shard- "I wonder what else I could fashion with this."
• Eye of Terror- "I don't think that's supposed to be here..."
• Twins of Terror- "That doesn't look like any clockwork I've ever seen."
• Eye Mask- "How bizarre... I simply must try it on!"
• Shield of Terror- "Oh, how alarming... but I'm not one to look a gift shield in the mouth."
• Bearger Carcass- "Finally, it's over!"
• Bearger Carcass (burning)- "You're not coming back this time."
• Bearger Carcass (reviving)- "Oh botheration! I have to deal with you again?!"
• Armored Bearger- "It's even worse the second time around."
• Deerclops Carcass- "And stay down!"
• Deerclops Carcass (burning)- "It doesn't hurt to take precautions."
• Deerclops Carcass (reviving)- "Don't you dare!"
• Crystal Deerclops- "Ah. I forgot that they do this sometimes."
• Spark Ark(Empty)- "It's empty."
• Spark Ark(Full)- "Well, it's caught something. Now what?"
• Nightmare Werepig(Imprisoned)- "I shouldn't involve myself in these things."
• Nightmare Werepig- "I knew I shouldn't have involved myself!"
• Pure Horror- "It gives me a terrible feeling..."
• Frostjaw- "A brute if I've ever seen one!"
• Bootleg Getaway- "Hmph. That's no proper spacial displacement device, just a cheap knockoff!"
• Whirlportal- "If it's the quickest way out of here, I suppose I can't be picky."
• Scrappy Werepig(Neutral)- "Well this is new."
• Scrappy Werepig(Stack)- "This is all too familiar."
• Scrappy Werepig(Hostile)- "I guess we don't learn from the past."
• Scrappy Chapauldron- "I like it much better as a hat."
• Horizon Expandinator- "It never hurts to view things from a wider angle."

Mobs - Other

• Crabby Hermit/Pearl- "Ha! She's just as crabby as ever."
• Pearl's Pearl- "I'll... do my best."
• Gestalt- "Would making a deal with another mysterious entity be pushing my luck?"
• Greater Gestalt- "They're not too interested in talking."
• Pipspook- "The poor little thing. It's too late for me to help them."
• Royal-In-Progress- "What a delightfully odd way to choose a king!"
• King of the Merms- "It might be wise to get in his good graces."
• Woby (small)- "Oh, please don't slobber on me..."
• Woby (big)- "I'm amazed that young man can keep her under control."
• Grainy Transmission- "You, sir! There's a few things I'd like to discuss with you..."
• Grainy Transmission (Mutated boss killed)- "Do you think I have all the time in the world for your schemes?"
• Grainy Transmission (W.A.R.B.I.S. Quest)- "Off he goes."
• Queen of Moon Quay- "And what do you have to say for all this skullduggery, hm?"
• Polly Roger- "A pocket-sized helper, what could be better?"
• Charlie- "She looks happy... that doesn't bode well."
• Beckoning Hand- "Me? Help YOU?!"
• W.O.B.O.T.- "It certainly saves time."
• W.O.B.O.T.(Broken)- "Maybe its time had come."

Other Players

Wilson

• Generic- "%s! I think I was supposed to tell you something, now what was it..."
• Attacker- "So much for "gentleman" scientist, %s."
• Murderer- "%s! What have you done?!"
• Reviver- "Was that really science, %s? Ah, who am I to question it."
• Ghost- "Don't fret, a little isolated time flippery will make you right as rain."
• Firestarter- "Is that what passes for "science" now, %s?"

Willow

• Generic- "There you are %s! Whatever you do, don't... oh botheration, I forgot."
• Attacker- "Now's not the time to turn on each other, %s!"
• Murderer- "Is this the timeline where you go on a killing spree, %s?"
• Reviver- "Thank goodness our timelines converged, %s!"
• Ghost- "Your time isn't over yet %s, not if I have anything to say about it!"
• Firestarter- "Some things stay consistent between timelines..."

Wolfgang

• Generic- "Sorry %s, no time to chat."
• Attacker- "Nobody likes a bully, %s!"
• Murderer- "%s! How could you?!"
• Reviver- "We should all remember to be more cautious next time."
• Ghost- "%s! When did this happen?!"
• Firestarter- "I don't think that's the best use of your time, %s..."

Wendy

• Generic- "Ah, hello %s... sorry, but I'm in a bit of a hurry'."
• Attacker- "Hold on now, there's no need for that, %s."
• Murderer- "You stay back! I mean it!"
• Reviver- "It must be hard for her..."
• Ghost- "If only I could turn the clock back for both of you."
• Firestarter- "Children these days, always playing with fire."

WX-78

• Generic- "Oh, it's the funny little automaton! Hello %s!"
• Attacker- "%s is looking a bit wound up..."
• Murderer- "Why you're nothing but a murderous pile of cogs and gears!"
• Reviver- "I think deep down you value life as much as I do, %s."
• Ghost- "Don't you fret, I'll get you fixed up in no time at all!"
• Firestarter- "I can see your gears turning, %s. Just what are you up to?"

Wickerbottom

• Generic- "You're looking well, %s!"
• Attacker- "%s! What's gotten into you?"
• Murderer- "Murderer! Your time ends now!"
• Reviver- "We should all be more cautious in the future."
• Ghost- "Your time isn't over yet %s, not on my watch!"
• Firestarter- "Really, %s. You should know better at your age!"

Woodie

• Generic- "Sorry %s, no time for pleasantries!"
• Attacker- "That was just mean and unnecessary, %s!"
• Murderer- "You cut their life short! Why?!"
• Reviver- "You really do have a heart as big as your beard, %s."
• Ghost- "Don't worry, I'll have you back to your old self in no time!"
• Werebeaver- "Hmm. I could have sworn he turned into a moose."
• Ghost Werebeaver- "Give me a moment %s, it'll be like this never happened!"
• Weremoose- "Hmm. I could have sworn he turned into a goose."
• Ghost Weremoose- "Don't worry %s, I won't let things end for you like this!"
• Weregoose- "Hmm. I could have sworn he turned into a beaver."
• Ghost Weregoose- "This isn't the end for you, %s. Not if I can help it!"
• Firestarter- "Well it's hard to surprise me %s, but you managed it."

Wes

• Generic- "Sorry %s, I have no time for charades!"
• Attacker- "Now hold on just one minute, I don't think that's part of the act!"
• Murderer- "Murderer! Do you have nothing to say for yourself?!"
• Reviver- "%s's actions speak louder than his words."
• Ghost- "Don't you fret, soon it'll be like this never even happened!"
• Firestarter- "Ah... it looks like I'm in the bad timeline again."

Maxwell

• Generic- "Goodness %s, have you aged since the last time I saw you?"
• Attacker- "I knew there was something dark about you, %s!"
• Murderer- "The shadows poisoned your mind, %s! Now you need to be dealt with!"
• Reviver- "There is goodness in you yet, %s. Oh, don't look so embarrassed!"
• Ghost- "Don't fret %s, I can fix this! Just give me a moment."
• Firestarter- "Honestly! Throwing a tantrum won't solve anything."

Wigfrid

• Generic- "Nice to see you again %s, but I'm afraid I can't stay long."
• Attacker- "It was only a matter of time until she turned her spear against us."
• Murderer- "You're not taking MY soul to Val-whatever-you-call-it!"
• Reviver- "I think I'm quite glad to have you around after all, %s."
• Ghost- "Give me a moment, you'll be yodeling... or whatever it is, again in no time!"
• Firestarter- "Why does this always seem to happen..."

Webber

• Generic- "Oh, %s! I think I have some candy in my pocket, though it might be a tad stale..."
• Attacker- "Someone needs to give that child a time out."
• Murderer- "You monster! I'll erase you from this timeline!"
• Reviver- "Children today are quite dependable."
• Ghost- "Don't fret %s, I'll have you right as rain in no time at all!"
• Firestarter- "All children want to do these days is set fire to everything."

Winona

• Generic- "Sorry %s, things to do, places to be. You know how it is!"
• Attacker- "Come on now %s, you're better than that!"
• Murderer- "I don't know what this is all about %s, but leave me out of it!"
• Reviver- "I'm glad I can count on you in times of need, %s."
• Ghost- "It's about time I showed you what my own little gadgets can do!"
• Firestarter- "Huh. You weren't such a firebug in the last timeline."

Wortox

• Generic- "I get the sense you're even more well-traveled than I am, %s."
• Attacker- "Was that really necessary, %s?"
• Murderer- "You've taken things too far %s, this isn't a game!"
• Reviver- "You didn't take a nibble while I wasn't looking, did you?"
• Ghost- "A little bit of time re-shapery and you'll be good as new!"
• Firestarter- "%s is a hard imp to predict..."

Wormwood

• Generic- "%s! Have you grown since I last saw you?"
• Attacker- "Oh of all the... would you settle down?!"
• Murderer- "Killer! I'll put you back in the ground you sprung from!"
• Reviver- "Remind me never to die again."
• Ghost- "Don't you fret %s, I've got everything under control!"
• Firestarter- "%s might not be very bright..."

Warly

• Generic- "How good it is to see you, %s! Tell me, have we met yet?"
• Attacker- "I don't like the look on your face, %s..."
• Murderer- "It's hard to fool me %s, did you have this plot cooked up all along?!"
• Reviver- "I'm glad to have someone like you around, %s."
• Ghost- "Give me a minute, I can fix this!"
• Firestarter- "Not everything needs to be cooked, %s..."

Wurt

• Generic- "Sorry %s, I can't stay and chat!"
• Attacker- "Are you getting up to some trouble, %s?"
• Murderer- "Stay back! If it's you or me, I'm picking me!"
• Reviver- "I think you and I are going to get along quite well, %s."
• Ghost- "Stop pestering me, I'll have you back as quickly as I can!"
• Firestarter- "This won't end well..."

Walter

• Generic- "%s, why do you keep looking at my hands...?"
• Attacker- "You were much more polite in the last timeline."
• Murderer- "I know what you did %s, you can't talk your way out of this one!"
• Reviver- "That was some quick thinking, %s!"
• Ghost- "I'll have you back on your feet before you can say temporal squiggle!"
• Firestarter- "Honestly, nothing really surprises me anymore."

Wanda

• Generic- "Well, fancy running into me here!"
• Attacker- "Well... they must've deserved it."
• Murderer- "It looks like there's only room for one of us in this timeline!"
• Reviver- "I'm glad one of us was able to act in time!"
• Ghost- "I'm not letting things end for us here!"
• Firestarter- "Hm. I must have my reasons..."

Wonkey

• Generic- "Oh my, what happened to you?"
• Attacker- "You stop that, right this minute!"
• Murderer- "Whoever they were is gone, the beast has taken hold!"
• Reviver- "At least their heart's still in the right place."
• Ghost- "Even death can't lift the curse?"
• Firestarter- "I know you must be frustrated, but that won't solve anything!"

Other (Mod Characters)

• Generic- "Sorry %s, I have no time to stay and chat!"
• Attacker- "I'm keeping my eye on you, %s..."
• Murderer- "%s! What have you done?!"
• Reviver- "Th-thank you %s, I won't be so careless again."
• Ghost- "%s! Don't worry, I can fix this!"
• Firestarter- "I see, in this timeline you fancy yourself an arsonist?"

Food - Meats

• Runty Guppy- "All that time spent just to catch this little fish?"
• Needlenosed Squirt- "So much effort and so little to show for it."
• Bitty Baitfish- "There's hardly enough meat on it to make it worth my time."
• Smolt Fry- "At least it wasn't too difficult to catch."
• Popperfish- "It comes pre-cooked? Perfect!"
• Fallounder- "Not exactly appetizing, is it?"
• Bloomfin Tuna- "A garden-variety fish."
• Scorching Sunfish- "I'd better take care not to scald my hands."
• Spittlefish- "It's full of spit and vinegar."
• Mudfish- "I think I just fished up a clump of mud."
• Deep Bass- "Finally, dinner!"
• Dandy Lionfish- "I hope it's worth all the fuss!"
• Black Catfish- "Maybe I should throw it back, just in case..."
• Corn Cod- "It's not so strange if you don't think about it."
• Ice Bream- "Oh botheration, this might take a while to thaw out."
• Sweetish Fish- "I wish it was a little less eel-shaped."
• Dead Wobster- "If it's already dead, I shouldn't let it go to waste."
• Delicious Wobster- "Time for dinner!"
• Freshwater Fish- "Can I call it seafood? It's more of a pondfood, really."
• Live Eel- "I have half a mind to throw it back..."
• Raw Fish- "Once a fish, now food."
• Fish Steak- "It's been thoroughly cooked."
• Fish Morsel- "Not much more than a quick fishy snack."
• Cooked Fish Morsel- "I don't know why I took the time to cook something so small."
• Barnacles- "I had quite the time prying them free."
• Cooked Barnacles- "Only marginally better than raw barnacles."
• Naked Nostrils- "That should teach it not to stick its nose where it doesn't belong!"
• Charred Nostrils- "It hardly makes a difference whether it's raw or cooked."

Food - Fruits

• Lesser Glow Berry- "There's nothing wrong with a few wrinkles!"
• Juicy Berries- "Their time is fleeting, and they taste all the sweeter for it."
• Roasted Juicy Berries- "That turned out better than I expected."
• Fig- "A plump, sweet fig."
• Cooked Fig- "I'll admit, cooking it did help bring the sweetness out."

Food - Vegetables

• Kelp Fronds- "It tastes about as good as it looks."
• Cooked Kelp Fronds- "I don't know why I wasted time cooking it."
• Dried Kelp Fronds- "I don't know if it was worth the wait."
• Stone Fruit- "That looks like a quick way to chip a tooth."
• Ripe Stone Fruit- "After all that waiting, it's finally somewhat edible."
• Cooked Stone Fruit- "I don't know if it was worth the time to cook it."
• Garlic- "Just pop it in your mouth, it's good for you!"
• Roasted Garlic- "Mmm, so fragrant!"
• Onion- "I can smell the flavor!"
• Roasted Onion- "I love the smell of cooked onion."
• Pepper- "A little spice might put a spring in my step."
• Roasted Pepper- "An especially hot pepper."
• Potato- "One of the more dependable vegetables."
• Roasted Potato- "Potatoes are much better cooked, I'll admit."
• Toma Root- "It's red because it's full of science."
• Roasted Toma Root- "Cooking's easy if you understand chemistry."
• Moon Shroom- "A mutated mushroom, what could go wrong?"
• Cooked Moon Shroom- "Why does it have to smell like old cheese?"
• Fire Nettle Fronds- "I have a feeling I shouldn't touch that."
• Forget-Me-Lots- "Have I seen those before?"
• Tillweeds- "That doesn't look like it belongs..."

Food - Crock Pot

• Jellybeans- "I like to keep a bit of candy in my pocket at all times"
• Asparagus Soup- "A nice warm bowl of soup."
• Banana Pop- "There's nothing quicker and simpler than fruit on a stick."
• Bone Bouillon- "Was leaving a chunk of bone in it really necessary?"
• Ceviche- "Oddly refreshing!"
• Hot Dragon Chili Salad- "Warly always finds such unique combinations."
• Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Kids these days, with their fancy syrup-less pancakes..."
• Fish Cordon Bleu- "It tastes better than it looks."
• Asparagazpacho- "It might help me stave off this terrible heat."
• Glow Berry Mousse- "What a delightfully useful dessert!"
• Creamy Potato Purée- "'Potato purée' is so much more fun to say than 'mashed potatoes'."
• Monster Tartare- "Just smelling it shaved a few years off my life."
• Moqueca- "I'm glad someone around here knows how to cook."
• Grim Galette- "I usually trust Warly's dishes, but this one seems suspect."
• Stuffed Pepper Poppers- "They took far too long to make... but they are tasty."
• Puffed Potato Soufflé- "Light and airy."
• Fancy Spiralled Tubers- "Time is kind of like a swirly potato."
• Salsa Fresca- "I guess I could spare some time for a quick snack..."
• Vegetable Stinger- "A little something to sip on."
• Volt Goat Chaud-Froid- "Oooh, what a fashionable flummery!"
• Surf 'n' Turf- "Perfect for people who can't make up their mind."
• Lobster Bisque- "Would it be a frivolous use of time travel to go back and eat it over and over again?"
• Lobster Dinner- "Mmmm, hot buttered wobster!"
• California Roll- "Would this be the official dish of California, then?
• Seafood Gumbo- "Again... is leaving the bones in really necessary?"
• Barnacle Pita- "The barnacles fit quite nicely in that bread pocket."
• Barnacle Nigiri- "All wrapped up with a little bow."
• Barnacle Linguine- "That should keep me fed for a good while."
• Stuffed Fish Heads- "I'm starting to feel bad for the fish..."
• Leafy Meatloaf- "The loaf has been set very fashionably in jelly."
• Veggie Burger- "It has a very interesting texture."
• Jelly Salad- "This flummery has an odd taste to it."
• Beefy Greens- "I found a stick in it... or at least I hope it's a stick."
• Mushy Cake- "If it's a cake it can't be too terrible... right?"
• Soothing Tea- "Well... I guess there's time for a quick cup of tea."
• Figatoni- "Who knew pasta could be sweet?"
• Figkabab- "No plates, no cutlery, no fuss!"
• Fig-Stuffed Trunk- "It looks very filling."
• Figgy Frogwich- "It's very flavorful."
• Bunny Stew- "This rabbit was too late."
• Frozen Banana Daiquiri‎- "I'll be done with it in no time."
• Banana Shake- "I suppose I can spare a moment to enjoy a sip or two."
• Breakfast Skillet- "Why waste time washing extra dishes when you can eat out of the pan?"
• Plain Omelette- "Just how I like my eggs, quick and easy."
• Tall Scotch Eggs- "Eggs and breakfast sausage efficiently rolled into one."
• Beefalo Treats- "It's probably better for them than candy from my pockets..."
• Steamed Twigs- "Did I remember to feed my beefalo today?"
• Stuffed Night Cap- "Who or what would want to eat that?"

Food - Other

• Royal Jelly- "Victory is sweet."
• Moon Moth Wings- "It's not like moths live very long anyway."
• Oblong Seeds (Carrot Seeds) / Clustered Seeds (Corn Seeds) / Bulbous Seeds (Dragon Fruit Seeds) / Brittle Seed Pods (Durian Seeds) / Swirly Seeds (Eggplant Seeds) / Windblown Seeds (Pomegranate Seeds) / Sharp Seeds (Pumpkin Seeds) / Square Seeds (Watermelon Seeds) / Tubular Seeds (Asparagus Seeds) / Spiky Seeds (Toma Root Seeds) / Fluffy Seeds (Potato Seeds) / Pointy Seeds (Onion Seeds) / Seed Pods (Garlic Seeds) / Lumpy Seeds (Pepper Seeds)- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
• Milky Whites- "The collagen in this is great for fighting aging. Magic watch is better, though."

Misc Items

• Abigail's Flower (held)- "There's something about that flower..."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "There's something about that flower..."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "There's energy building around it."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "Something's about to happen!"
• Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "I don't think I should hang on to this."
• Abigail's Flower (ready)- "I'd die to find out what it does."
• Lucy the Axe- ""Lucy" was it? Oh botheration, now he's got ME talking to it!"
• Codex Umbra- "Hm."
• Blueprint (rare)- "Oooh, this looks very interesting!"
• Fur Tuft- "Hold on a tick, is my hair falling out?!"
• Sketch- "An art project? Do I really have time for that?"
• Advert- "I don't think I've seen this type of tackle before. Or maybe I just forgot..."
• Ancient Key- "Am I sure I want to take this?"
• Shadow Atrium- "It's still beating..."
• Gnomette- "Oooh, I do love a good knickknack."
• Leaky Teacup- "It's just for display."
• White and Black Bishop- "I have no patience for chess, but it looks simple enough."
• Bent Spork- "Think about how much time I'll save if I only need to use one utensil!"
• Toy Trojan Horse- "Has history taught us nothing?"
• Unbalanced Top- "Nobody's perfect."
• Back Scratcher- "So this is when it ended up!"
• Beaten Beater- "It's seen better days."
• Frayed Yarn- "I'm neither a cat nor a knitter. Maybe someone else will want it."
• Shoe Horn- "I'll be able to shave a few seconds off my shoe-changing time."
• White and Black Knight- "I wonder whatever happened to the rest of the set. Or the players."
• Lucky Cat Jar- "I'm not much of a cat person."
• Air Unfreshener- "It smells like pine needles. Dead, rotten pine needles."
• Potato Cup- "Something to sip and snack on all at once!"
• White and Black Rook- "It seems like you can't walk too far around here without tripping over a chess piece."
• Wire Hanger- "I would've rather found the coat."
• Blue Moonlens- "I might tinker with it a bit more when I have the time."
• Green Moonlens- "It'll help me keep track of where I've been."
• Red Moonlens- "I suppose it never hurts to keep an eye out."
• Orange Moonlens- "I could fashion even more interesting things with this."
• Purple Moonlens- "I think I can tinker with it even more."
• Yellow Moonlens- "Knowing where everyone is saves me a lot of time."
• Iridescent Gem- "It's distractingly beautiful."
• Moon Caller's Staff- "Brrr, I just got chills."
• Polar Light- "If it keeps me from dying of heat exposure, I'm happy."
• Beach Toy- "This might make a good gift for someone."
• Crumpled Package- "It's a soggy mess."
• Lost Toy- "Oh botheration, I think I've started hallucinating."
• Mourning Glory- "It's little more than a memory."
• Message in a Bottle- "Oh! There's a note inside!"
• Empty Bottle- "You never know when you might need an empty bottle."
• Bundle of Thanks- "Ooooh I wonder what fun knickknacks are inside!"
• Shell Bell Bundle- "A nice assortment of shells to add to my little collection."
• Tackle Box- "Finally, my poor pockets can be free of hooks and fish bait."
• Spectackler Box- "I could fit an entire bait shop in there."
• Fish Food- "It's only fair to feed the fish before they feed me."
• Amberosia- "Alright, dust was a poor ingredient choice. This is why I don't cook!"
• Milkmade Hat- "What a wonderful, time-saving design!"
• Compost- "At least I won't have to touch it."
• Terrarium- "Does anyone else feel that shiver of interdimensionality in the air?"
• Terrarium (corrupted)- "Oh, it didn't take well to shadow magic, did it?"
• Terrarium (activated)- "I have a rather terrible feeling about this..."
• Terrarium (summoning)- "Being right all the time is getting old."
• Terrarium (dormant)- "It's dormant, for the time being at least."
• Terrarium (no boss setting)- "It doesn't seem to be active, perhaps now I can tinker with it..."
• Doll Mask / Cracked Doll Mask / Shattered Doll Mask / Queen Mask / Blacksmith Mask / King Mask / Mirror Mask / Fool Mask / Tree Mask- "Something about it makes my skin crawl..."
• Doll Costume- "What's this? An oversized doll's dress?"
• Queen Costume- "It looks like it could belong to a Queen."
• Blacksmith Costume- "It looks like it could belong to a blacksmith."
• King Costume- "It looks like it could belong to a King."
• Mirror Costume- "Something about that costume doesn't sit right with me."
• Fool Costume- "It looks like it could belong to a fool."
• Tree Costume- "It looks like a... tree costume?"
• Recipe Card- "Whatever was written here has been lost to time."
• Lost Scrapbook Page- "Did I leave this here?"
• Red Crown- "A little lost, are you?"
• Archaic Boat Kit- "This old thing better be seaworthy..."
• Broken Forged Items- "It looks well past its prime."

Announcements

• Already has Critter- "I can't divide my time between any more pets!"
• Ancient Chest combo failed- "This was all just a waste of time!"
• Ancient Chest combo successful- "I knew I could puzzle it out!"
• Atrium destabilizing-
  • "I need to get out of here!"
  • "Time to move!"
  • "Something's happening... I can't stay here!"
• Ruins renewal- "I felt a temporal wobble... a part of this timeline just reset itself!"
• Battlecry (Deer)- "This won't go well for you!"
• Becoming ghost- "oOooOooo!!"
• Beefalo mount health low- "I think its time in this world is almost over."
• Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "Oh botheration. I was going to use that, you know!"
• Boat damaged- "Oh no no no! T-the boat's taking on water!!"
• Boat sinking- "No, wait! I need more time!!"
• Blueprint already known- "Yes yes, I know that one already."
• Can't learn blueprint- "I just can't puzzle that one out..."
• Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "I'm in the right time, but the wrong place."
• Can't build Celestial Portal (in Caves)- "This isn't going to work if I can't see the moon."
• Can't craft (missing ingredients)- "Oh botheration, I'll have to pick up a few things first."
• Can't craft (unlearned recipe)- "I haven't quite figured that one out yet."
• Can't craft (needs crafting station)- "I won't be able to make it without a proper workstation."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (generic)- "Now's not the time."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (on fire)- "I'm not meeting a fiery demise for a change of clothes, thank you!"
• Can't change in Wardrobe (in use)- "Would you hurry it up a bit in there?"
• Cannot construct (occupied)- "Waiting is so tedious!"
• Cannot construct (wrong material)- "These won't fit together."
• Cannot construct (no materials)- "I thought I'd already put... ah, I must've done it later."
• Cannot construct (wrong plans)- "Hold on... these are the wrong plans! What a waste of time!"
• Can't cook (in use)- "I should've gotten here sooner."
• Can't fill watering can with ocean water- "Whoops, almost gave the plants sea water!"
• Can't give Advert to Tackle Receptacle (already known)- "I'm pretty sure I've seen this before. Or maybe I will see it soon?"
• Can't give Sketch to Potter's Wheel (already known)- "I'm having deja vu... didn't we already make this? Or will we..."
• Can't groom beefalo (no beefalo)- "I thought I'd hitched up a... must've been in a different timeline."
• Can't groom beefalo (no hair)- "Oh botheration, it hasn't grown enough hair yet."
• Can't place fish on Fish Scale-O-Matic (too small)- "It's too small to measure."
• Can't place oversized crop on Produce Scale (too small)- "Too small. I guess I shouldn't have picked it so early..."
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "I'm not wasting one more second trying to work with this material."
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "I can't fit anything else in there."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (Ancient Gateway not active)- "It's not coming back. Maybe this time that's a good thing?"
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (structure wrong)- "Oooh, now this is a puzzle..."
• Can't rummage (occupied)- "I'll have to check it later. Or earlier?"
• Can't store (occupied)- "Please hurry, I have so much to do!"
• Can't rummage and store (Warly-exclusive object)- "It takes too long to cook a fancy meal."
• Can't shave (someone else's beefalo)- "I don't have time to waste on shaving other people's beefalo!"
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (wrong key)- "I could have sworn that was the right key..."
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (Klaus)- "I'll come back to that when I'm not fighting for my life!"
• Can't write on sign (in use)- "Are you writing a novel? What is taking so long?"
• Can't build with encumbering item (wrong piece)- "Oh botheration. I need something else."
• Can't place in Ancient Gateway (not Ancient Key)- "I need something that fits perfectly, or the mechanism won't work."
• Can't place in Moon Stone (not staff)- "I need something that fits perfectly, or the mechanism won't work."
• Caught in Binding Roots- "Ow! Oooh, I never liked gardening..."
• Caught in Bone Snare- "Ack! Let me go!!"
• Sinkhole warning-
  • "The ground is trying to swallow me!"
  • "Something's shifting!"
  • "What is that horrible rumble?"
• Cave-in warning- "No no no! Everything's falling apart!"
• Compass broken- "I'm not sure how this simple mechanism managed to break, but..."
• Danger, unable to leave game- "I think it's safe..."
• Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "Wait, stop! I need more time--!"
• Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
  • "I'd better not... sprain anything..."
  • "Huff... hoo..."
  • "Hrrrrgh!"
  • "Oh yes... let's let the clockmaker... do the heavy lifting...!"
  • "Oof..."
  • "I usually... work with... smaller things..."
  • "Come... on...! I... have things... to do...!"
  • "So... huff... heavy..."
  • "I'm getting... too old for this..."
• Failed to lower sail-
  • "Ohhh botheration!!"
  • "Why can't this sail just lower properly when I tell it to?"
  • "Ack! I think I pulled something in my back!"
• Failed to read Message in a Bottle- "It's too dark in here... I can't make anything out."
• Failed to revive Abigail- "I was hoping this timeline might be different."
• Failed to revive Ghost- "Oh. My mistake, I thought you were a friend of mine."
• Flare set off by other player- "Was that a flare? I'd better hurry and see what's going on!"
• Ghost sanity drain- "Stop it, I refuse to accept mortality!"
• Health too low, unable to attune to Meat Effigy- "I feel the darkness coming for me... I need more time!"
• Hitting Ancient Fuelweaver's Shadow Shield- "I can't get through!"
• Klaus enraged- "I think it's time for me to leave!"
• Klaus entering second form- "That can't be good..."
• Klaus summoning Krampii- "How does someone like that have friends to call on for help?"
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 1)- "There's something suspended inside."
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 2)- "Just a bit longer..."
• Mining Inviting Formation (finished)- "I wonder how long it was stuck in there."
• Mushroom Planter needs living log- "I'll have to get one of those horrible logs..."
• Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "Whoops, almost put that in the mushroom planter."
• Mushroom Planter won't take Moon Cap- "It won't grow here. I'm not wasting any more time on it."
• Not Gem- "Please. That would be like trying to put a pendulum on a watch."
• Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "I could've sworn this was the right gem."
• Not catching fish-
  • "The fish aren't biting, why am I wasting time here?"
  • "Couldn't the fish have the decency to let themselves be caught faster?"
  • "Do I really have time to waste on this?"
  • "Maybe I should try fishing later. Or earlier."
• Paying tribute to Antlion-
  • "Just take this and I'll be on my way."
  • "Here, take this and let me leave in peace!"
  • "Time to move on."
• Plant diseased pick warning- "Uh, is it supposed to smell like that?"
• Plant diseased dig warning- "It looks better already."
• Refusing to eat invalid food- "I'm not eating that!"
• Rowing mistimed-
  • "My timing must be precise!"
  • "No! I'm losing speed!"
  • "I thought I'd be better at timing..."
• Refusing to eat yucky food- "This may be a matter of survival, but I do have SOME standards left."
• Shadow Thurible out of fuel- "It's run its course."
• Teleporting with Lazy Deserter- "I've jumped through time and space enough to be used to this sort of thing."
• Trees petrifying- "What was that horrible sound? Did it come from the trees?"
• Trying to fish in ocean with Fishing Rod- "Ha! That would be like trying to use a pinion for a wheel!"
• Trying to fish in pond with Sea Fishing Rod- "Ha! That would be like trying to use a wheel for a pinion!"
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, busy)- "Please stop what you're doing, this is important!"
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, dead)- "Maybe in a different timeline..."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, inventory full)- "If you want this, you'd better drop something fast."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, sleeping)- "Oooooh can't you sleep any faster?"
• Unable to receive gift (danger)- "I'd like to stay focused on not dying, thank you very much!"
• Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "I'll just quickly hop off my beefalo first."
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (already bath bombed)- "It's so much fun, maybe I should go back and do it again!"
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (glassed over)- "Maybe in another timeline."
• Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "I'm not meeting a fiery demise for a change of clothes, thank you!"
• Washing ashore after abandoning ship- "I-I don't think I'm going on another boat for a while."
• Whirly Fan broken- "This fan's time has passed."
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (not Nightmare Fuel)- "I wonder how the magic from this world might affect it?"
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (dormant)- "It isn't ready yet? Botheration, even tiny trees take ages to grow!"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror arriving- "I feel a chill, did someone leave an interdimensional door open?"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror leaving- "I suppose we must wait until sundown to finish this squabble."
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror returning- "Well, it's about time!"
• Talking to plants-
  • "Maybe I could speed this up a little... you wouldn't mind that, would you?"
  • "I don't have time for this!"
  • "I can't afford to waste time talking to a plant!"
  • "I don't really know what to say..."
  • "Err... can you grow faster, please?"
• Wonkey
  • While transforming- "And so it begins..."
  • When transformed- "Oh botheration! I don't have time to monkey about!"
  • After returning to their original form- "Finally! I was starting to think I'd never return to normal!"
• Lunar Rift max- "Did anyone else feel that temporal burst?"
• Shadow Rift max- "Something has shifted..."
• Fire Nettle Fronds (toxin1)- "Oooh, I don't feel well at all..."
• Fire Nettle Fronds (toxin2)- "Help! I've been poisoned!"
• Fire Nettle Fronds (toxin, done)- "Whew... it looks like the effects aren't permanent."

Unclear

• ACTIONFAIL.ACTIVATE.EMPTY_CATCOONDEN- "Oh botheration! Looks like this was a waste of time."
• ACTIONFAIL.ACTIVATE.MANNEQUIN_EQUIPSWAPFAILED- "Hmph. Picky, aren't we?"
• ACTIONFAIL.ACTIVATE.NOTMERM- "I don't have time to fuss with the merms."
• ACTIONFAIL.ACTIVATE.NOTMYBERNIE- "I've no time for bears who don't listen."
• ACTIONFAIL.CONSTRUCT.NOTREADY- "This might not be the best time..."
• ACTIONFAIL.DISMANTLE.COOKING- "I'll have to be patient... just be patient... I can be patient!"
• ACTIONFAIL.DISMANTLE.NOTEMPTY- "Oh! I forgot to check if there was anything still inside."
• ACTIONFAIL.GIVE.NOTAMONKEY- "Odd, I could have sworn I could speak monkey at some point."
• ACTIONFAIL.GIVE.QUEENBUSY- "I don't care what her title is, it's no excuse to keep me waiting!"
• ACTIONFAIL.GIVE.SPIDERNOHAT- "As whimsical as that would be, there isn't enough space in my pocket."
• ACTIONFAIL.HARVEST.DOER_ISNT_MODULE_OWNER- "Fine then, keep your secrets to yourself!"
• ACTIONFAIL.HEAL.NOT_MERM- "This should buy those merms a little more time."
• ACTIONFAIL.HERD_FOLLOWERS.WEBBERONLY- "They have no interest in listening to me, and I have no interest in them."
• ACTIONFAIL.MOUNT.SLEEPING- "Wake up! There are places to go, things to be done!"
• ACTIONFAIL.OPEN_CRAFTING.SHADOWMAGIC- "Hm."
• ACTIONFAIL.PICKUP.FULL_OF_CURSES- "It won't fool me this time."
• ACTIONFAIL.PLANTREGISTRY_RESEARCH_FAIL.FERTILIZER- "Honestly, I'm debating going back and unlearning what I know about it."
• ACTIONFAIL.PLANTREGISTRY_RESEARCH_FAIL.GENERIC- "This isn't the first time I've seen it."
• ACTIONFAIL.POUR_WATER.OUT_OF_WATER- "Didn't I just fill this up? Gardening is so tedious..."
• ACTIONFAIL.POUR_WATER_GROUNDTILE.OUT_OF_WATER- "Didn't I just fill this up? Gardening is so tedious..."
• ACTIONFAIL.RUMMAGE.NOTAMERM- "I don't expect there's anything in there I'd care to take."
• ACTIONFAIL.SAIL.REPAIR- "It doesn't need any fixing."
• ACTIONFAIL.TEACH.STASH_MAP_NOT_FOUND- "What is this gibberish? None of the islands around here are this shape."
• ACTIONFAIL.USEITEMON.BEEF_BELL_ALREADY_USED- "I guess we weren't meant to be partners this time around."
• ACTIONFAIL.USEITEMON.BEEF_BELL_HAS_BEEF_ALREADY- "I don't have time to take care of all these beefalo!"
• ACTIONFAIL.USEITEMON.BEEF_BELL_INVALID_TARGET- "Oh, that's not... well this is embarrassing."
• ANNOUNCE_ARCHIVE_NEW_KNOWLEDGE- "It's showing me strange designs... I don't think I've seen them before."
• ANNOUNCE_ARCHIVE_NO_POWER- "This place is like a clock that's been left unwound."
• ANNOUNCE_ARCHIVE_OLD_KNOWLEDGE- "I know this. Or maybe I will know it soon."
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_ATTACK- "I want to punch something!!"
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_ELECTRICATTACK- "I've never felt so full of energy!"
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_MOISTUREIMMUNITY- "I feel thoroughly waterproofed."
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_PLAYERABSORPTION- "I feel a bit safer, strangely."
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_SLEEPRESISTANCE- "Finally, I don't have to waste time sleeping!"
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_WORKEFFECTIVENESS- "This is more like it! I'll have everything done in no time at all!"
• ANNOUNCE_CANFIX- " I've repaired complicated timepieces, fixing this should be easy!"
• ANNOUNCE_CANT_ESCAPE_CURSE- "Why can't I seem to...? Oh no..."
• ANNOUNCE_CHAIR_ON_FIRE- "This is fine."
• ANNOUNCE_COZY_SLEEP- "Ah, I feel fit as a fiddle!"
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_ATTACK- "Whew, I don't know what came over me..."
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_ELECTRICATTACK- "I'll miss having electricity at my fingertips."
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_MOISTUREIMMUNITY- "Oh botheration, I was getting used to being waterproof."
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_PLAYERABSORPTION- "I'm suddenly feeling a bit unprotected..."
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_SLEEPRESISTANCE- "I guess I can't avoid sleeping forever."
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_WORKEFFECTIVENESS- "No! I can't slow down now!"
• ANNOUNCE_FERTILIZER_RESEARCHED- "I think I know enough about fertilizer to last me a lifetime."
• ANNOUNCE_HEALINGSALVE_ACIDBUFF_DONE- "My time being unbothered by acid rain is, sadly, over."
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_AVOID_FORK- "This trail seems less risky."
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY- "An animal must've been through here just moments ago."
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING- "Everything's too soggy, I'm not wasting my time with this."
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_START_FORK- "I don't think I'll like what I find at the end of this trail..."
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_SUCCESSFUL_FORK- "It's not getting away from me this time!"
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_WRONG_FORK- "Who's out there?! Something's watching me, I just know it!"
• ANNOUNCE_MEGA_FLARE_SEEN- "What are they doing?! That flare will draw everything right to them!"
• ANNOUNCE_OCEANFISHING_BADCAST- "Maybe I should go back and try that again..."
• ANNOUNCE_OCEANFISHING_LINESNAP- "No! I was so close!"
• ANNOUNCE_OCEANFISHING_LINETOOLOOSE- "I need to keep the line taut."
• ANNOUNCE_OCEAN_SILHOUETTE_INCOMING- "I don't like the looks of that shadow..."
• ANNOUNCE_OFF_SCRIPT- "I don't think that's how it's supposed to go."
• ANNOUNCE_OTTERBOAT_DENBROKEN- "Ah. I forgot that the den holds this platform together..."
• ANNOUNCE_OTTERBOAT_OUTOFSHALLOWS- "No, no, no! Now is not the time to start falling apart!"
• ANNOUNCE_PIRATES_ARRIVE- "Botheration! I can hear their catchy music getting closer!"
• ANNOUNCE_PLANT_RANDOMSEED- "I wonder what it'll be? Maybe I should jump ahead and sneak a peek..."
• ANNOUNCE_PLANT_RESEARCHED.1- "I learned something new! Or at least remembered something I forgot..."
• ANNOUNCE_POCKETWATCH_PORTAL- "We're here! Don't be alarmed, a bit of time sickness is completely normal."
• ANNOUNCE_SCRAPBOOK_FULL- "Didn't I already fill out my scrapbook?"
• ANNOUNCE_TOOL_TOOWEAK- "Oh botheration! I'll need something stronger than this..."
• ANNOUNCE_WEIGHT- "Weight: {weight}"
• ANNOUNCE_WEIGHT_HEAVY- "Weight: {weight} Ha! I've impressed myself!"
• ANNOUNCE_WINCH_CLAW_MISS- "Oh botheration, let's try that again."
• ANNOUNCE_WINCH_CLAW_NO_ITEM- "I wasted my precious time for nothing."

Skins

• Guest of Honor Set- "Nothing is more fashionable than punctuality."
• Triumphant Set- "There is nothing but dark times ahead."
• Halloween Costume Set- "This match will require a few more adjournments."
• Merrymaker Set- "So many toys to build, and so little time!"
• Tinkersmith Set- "Not enough people appreciate the minutiae of temporal tinkering."

Removed

• Applied Horticulture- "Say Wickerbottom, do you dabble in temporal magic as well?"

Unimplemented

• RECORD_DAWN- "I prefer their later work."
• RECORD_DANGER- "I prefer their earlier work."
• Carnival Ball- "A colorful child's toy."
• SHADOWDANCER- "That's a sight I won't soon forget."
• BOMB_LUNARPLANT_WORMWOOD- "Wait a tick... did they always look like that?"
• Burnt Spiky Bush- "There's always something to be learned from mistakes."
• Fish Hook- "Oh, I've lost my bobber! Or maybe I didn't attach it yet..."
• Mini Iceberg- "Let's steer clear of that."
• Mini Iceberg (melted) "It's completely melted."
• Smoldering- "It'll burst into flames any moment now."