Wilson soliloquy
- "I am the very model of a modern Major-General"
- "I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral"
- "I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters Mathematical"
- "I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical"
Willow soliloquy
- "Fire fire, burning bright,"
- "In the forests of the night;"
- "And in the mountains, and the plains,"
- "And the towns, and the cities,"
- "Everywhere! Burn it all down!! Hahaha!!"
- "Yeah, pretty sure that's how that poem goes."
Wolfgang soliloquy
- "Wolfgang is not just man of big muscles,"
- "Is man of mighty feelings too."
- "Will read poem to you now:"
- "Wolfgang likes his friends,"
- "Though some are weird, make scary magic, and one is spider,"
- "Will stay with them till very end,"
- "Make Wolfgang's bad day brighter."
Wendy soliloquy
- "O what can ail thee, knight-at-arms,"
- "So haggard and so woe-begone?"
- "The squirrel's granary is full,"
- "And the harvest's done."
- "I see a lily on thy brow,"
- "With anguish moist and fever-dew,"
- "And on thy cheeks a fading rose"
- "Fast withereth too."
WX-78 soliloquy
- "PERCEIVE ME, FLESHLINGS"
- "YES. GOOD"
- "I KNOW YOU MEATBAGS ARE WEAK-WILLED"
- "SO AS YOUR OVERLORD"
- "I HAVE DECIDED TO ENGAGE IN..."
- "UGH..."
- "\"MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING\""
- "TO INSPIRE YOU TO BE MORE USEFUL TO ME"
- "BUT SINCE YOU HAVE SAD LITTLE MEAT BRAINS"
- "I AM KEEPING MY EXPECTATIONS LOW"
- "IS THE INSPIRATION WORKING YET?"
Wickerbottom soliloquy
- "Theater as an art form is practiced throughout the world."
- "The Western tradition of theater can trace its origins back to ancient Athens;"
- "the word "theater" of course coming from the Greek "theatron,""
- "which itself was derived from the verb "theasthai," "to behold.""
- "Isn't etymology delightful?"
Woodie soliloquy
Woodie
- "Er... I don't really like bein' the center of attention."
Lucy
- "Let me try!",
- "Chop chop chop, swing swing swing,"
- "Choppin' is my favourite thing."
- "Swing swing swing, chop chop chop,"
- "Love it way too much to stop!"
Woodie
- "You've sure got a way with words, Lucy."
Wes soliloquy (Only exists in game files)
- "Essayez-vous comprendre mes pensées?"
- "Ah, comme c'est gentil à vous!"
- "Je suis flatté. :)"
Directly translated from french, it reads:
- "Are you trying to understand my thoughts?"
- "Ah, that's very kind of you!"
- "I am flattered. :)"
Maxwell soliloquy
- "Thank you very much, you are too kind."
- "And now, I will pull shadows incarnate from this mysterious tome!"
- Maxwell summons two temporary shadow minions that dance next to him before dissapearing for his next line.
- "The show was better with... well, it was better before."
Webber soliloquy
- "Ahem! We're going to say a poem now!"
- "Little Miss Muffet she sat on her tuffet,"
- "eating her curds and whey."
- "Along came a spider who sat down beside her"
- "And frightened Miss Muffet away!"
Webber with spider soliloquy
- ""Will you walk into my parlour?""
- "said a spider to a fly;"
- "'Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy."
- "The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,"
- "And I have many pretty things to shew when you are there."
- ""Oh no, no!" said the little fly"
- "to ask me is in vain"
- "For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again."
Winona soliloquy
- "There once was a gal from the sticks,"
- "Who went out to look for her sis."
- "But she found her too late,"
- "And got yanked through a gate,"
- "Ain't family drama the pits?"
Warly soliloquy
- "Adieu, patrie!"
- "L'onde est en furie."
- "Adieu, patrie,"
- "Azur!"
- "Adieu, maison, treille au fruit mûr,"
- "Adieu, les fleurs d'or du vieux mur!"
Wormwood soliloquy
- "Hello friends!"
- "Watching? Hmm..."
- "Doo-doo-dee-doop"
- "Woo-wah-wah!"
- "Deedle-deedle-deedle-woo"
- "Wah-wah-wheee!"
- "Oop-doodle-doo"
- "Bwa-waaaaaaaaaah!"
Walter soliloquy
- "I've been teaching Woby lots of tricks, watch!"
- "Okay Woby... stay!"
- "Good girl!"
- "We're uh... we're still working on the rest."
- "Still pretty impressive though, right?"
Wurt soliloquy
- "Glurp... th-this is fairy story. Made by Wurt."
- "Once upon time, there was super strong Mermfolk princess."
- "Merm princess build houses for all her friends,"
- "and make pretty decorations from bones of her enemies."
- "Everyone live happily ever after, the end."
Wortox soliloquy
- "The wisest aunt, telling the saddest tale,"
- "Sometime for three-foot stool mistaketh me;"
- "Then slip I from her bum, down topples she,"
- "And 'tailor' cries, and falls into a cough;"
- "And then the whole quire hold their hips and laugh,"
- "And waxen in their mirth and neeze and swear"
- "A merrier hour was never wasted there."
Wanda soliloquy
- ""You are old, Father William," the young man said",
- ""And your hair has become very white;",
- "And yet you incessantly stand on your head—",
- "Do you think, at your age, it is right?"",
- ""In my youth," Father William replied to his son,",
- ""I feared it might injure the brain;",
- "But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,",
- "Why, I do it again and again."",
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