Wanda (Quotes)

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This page lists Wanda's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wanda's quotes for items found in Don't Starve. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Axe- "I'm used to using more delicate tools."
• Luxury Axe- "What else will I use gold for around here?"
• Shovel- "My clocksmith hands weren't made for this kind of work..."
• Regal Shovel- "If I have to spend time digging holes, I can at least be fancy."
• Pickaxe- "The quickest way to break stone."
• Opulent Pickaxe- "Just don't think about it and it'll make sense."
• Razor- "This seems dangerous."
• Hammer- "Sometimes things need undoing."
• Pitchfork- "I'm used to working with much smaller tools."
• Feather Pencil- "Good for jotting down notes in a hurry."
• Brush- "Caring for animals is so time consuming!"
• Saddle- "I've got a saddle, now I just need an animal to ride..."
• War Saddle- "Very imposing."
• Glossamer Saddle- "This should help my beefalo pick up the pace."
• Saddlehorn- "I'll finally be able to take the saddle off that poor beast!"
• Salt Lick- "Imagine getting so distracted by a chunk of salt."

Lights

• Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "It keeps the shadows at bay."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "Oh botheration, I got carried away with the kindling!"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "That feels better."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "It needs more to burn if I want it to last."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I need to give it something to burn, quickly!"
• Campfire (out)- "That was nice while it lasted."
• Fire Pit (out)- "I could get it going again in no time at all."
• Torch- "It'll keep the darkness at bay. For a time, at least."
• Miner Hat- "Quite an improvement on the classic handheld lantern."
• Pumpkin Lantern- "It's honestly one of the least spooky things around here."
• Lantern- "I'd better keep this close, just in case."

Survival

• Backpack- "I could always use the extra pocket space."
• Piggyback- "Do I really want to lug this thing around?"
• Bird Trap- "Thankfully, birds are stupid."
• Bug Net- "It'll be faster than trying to catch them with my hands."
• Fishing Rod- "I don't know if I'm patient enough to be a fisherwoman..."
• Straw Roll- "That doesn't look comfortable at all."
• Fur Roll- "If I have to spend time sleeping, at least I can do it comfortably."
• Tent- "I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a quick little nap..."
• Trap- "The trap is fine, it's the part afterwards that makes me sad..."
• Honey Poultice- "I just need a little time and I'll be right as rain."
• Healing Salve- "That won't help, what I need is time!"
• Umbrella- "A handy little rain napper."
• Compass-
  • N- "North. That's 'up' on the map, right?"
  • S- "South. That's 'down' on the map, right?"
  • E- "East. It's definitely East!"
  • W- "West. That'd be left, right?"
  • NE- "Northeast. I think."
  • SE- "Southeast. Probably."
  • NW- "Northwest. Maybe?"
  • SW- "Southwest. Or not, who really knows?"
• Compass (generic)- ""If only it could tell me which way is past and which way is future."
• Bundling Wrap- "It'll keep my things safe from the ravages of time."
• Bundled Supplies- "Bundled up for quick and efficient carrying."

Food

• Crock Pot (empty)- "I guess I'll just... find some seeds to eat or something."
• Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This is why I hate cooking. Cooking takes forever!"
• Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It has to be almost done by now, right?"
• Crock Pot (finished)- "At long last, food!"
• Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "This is no time for cooking."
• Bee Box- "I thought I heard some buzzing coming from over here."
• Bee Box (no honey)- "Not even a drop of honey inside."
• Bee Box (some honey)- "Why does honey take so long to make?"
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "Finally!"
• Basic and Improved Farm- "Gardening is so time consuming."
• Basic and Improved Farm (growing)- "Why can't you just grow faster?"
• Basic and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "A bit of fertilizer should speed things up."
• Ice Box- "I'm all for making things last longer."
• Drying Rack- "A horribly time consuming way to make meat last longer."
• Drying Rack (drying)- "I'll be old and grey before it's done..."
• Drying Rack (finished)- "It's done! Finally!!"

Science

• Science Machine- "I really want to know what makes it tick..."
• Alchemy Engine- "It turns out that science is a lot easier than I thought!"
• Thermal Measurer- "It might be prudent to keep an eye on the temperature."
• Rainometer- "Pfft. I could just check the weather myself if I felt like it."
• Lightning Rod- "Just in case the sky starts getting any funny ideas."
• Lightning Rod (charged)- "Yep, the lightning rod was a good idea."
• Gunpowder- "There's an infinite number of ways this could go very badly."

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomploshrine- "I want to use it, and I want the world to know that I did."

Fight

• Spear- "Don't think I won't use it if I have to!"
• Ham Bat- "Well, the pig had it coming."
• Boomerang- "I think I remember how to use this... yes, it's coming back to me!"
• Boomerang (hit self)- "What goes around comes around."
• Blow Dart- "I like a weapon you can shoot from far away. Preferably while running."
• Sleep Dart- "This should help me avoid some conflict."
• Fire Dart- "This is playing with fire..."
• Football Helmet- "I don't want my brain scrambled, I'm forgetful enough as it is."
• Grass Suit- "Isn't there anything a bit more sturdy?"
• Log Suit- "Good enough for now."
• Marble Suit- "Well it's definitely sturdy, but why does it have to be so heavy?!"
• Bee Mine- "You come after me, you get the bees!"
• Tooth Trap- "That would be a painful misstep to make."

Structures

• Birdcage- "All it needs now is a little cuckoo bird."
• Birdcage (occupied)- "Not a cuckoo, but close enough."
• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "You could be spending this time laying eggs!"
• Pig House- "All this time and not once have I been invited in."
• Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "They're awfully snobbish for a bunch of pigs."
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "You horrible pigs! You could at least leave your lights on!"
• Rabbit Hutch- "These carrots stuff themselves full of rabbits."
• Hay Wall (held)- "These walls always seem to catch fire at the most inopportune moments."
• Hay Wall- "I'm sure it'll fare better than last time."
• Wood Wall (held)- "The sooner I can get it built, the better I'll feel."
• Wood Wall- "Not exactly inviting, is it?"
• Stone Wall (held)- "Stone is a very tried and true building material."
• Stone Wall- "It's not going anywhere anytime soon."
• Chest- "Less cluttering up my pockets means less cluttering up my mind."
• Sign- "That must be some kind of sign."
• Potted Fern- "
• Mini Sign (held)- "I'd better put it somewhere."
• Mini Sign (empty)- "Maybe I'll just draw something quick."
• Mini Sign (drawn on)- "Someone obviously thought it was important enough to put on a sign."
• Wood Fence (held)- "Didn't I build that already?"
• Wood Fence- "An incredibly ordinary wooden fence."
• Wood Gate (held)- "If I don't build it now I'll just have to do it later."
• Wood Gate- "An incredibly ordinary wooden gate."

Refine

• Rope- "I'm sure I'll find some use for it sooner or later."
• Boards- "I'm already bored of looking at them."
• Cut Stone- "Humans have been building with stone blocks for centuries."
• Papyrus- "I should really write things down before I forget them..."
• Purple Gem- "This could be useful."
• Nightmare Fuel- "A necessary evil."
• Beeswax- "If only I knew how to make candles."
• Wax Paper- "With this, I can make time slow down for my food too!"

Magic

• Meat Effigy- "I'm all for taking precautions, but does it have to look like that?"
• Prestihatitator- "If it works, it works."
• Shadow Manipulator- "Shadow magic's just a tool, like anything else."
• Pan Flute- "I haven't spent much time practicing..."
• Night Light- "This feels like a trick."
• Night Armor- "Shadow magic is just a tool after all, I can use it to my advantage."
• Dark Sword- "It's just a tool after all, why shouldn't I use it?"
• One-man Band- "I can play all these instruments at once, what a time saver!"
• Bat Bat- "I can take a bit of my enemy's lifespan and add it to my own."
• Belt of Hunger- "I guess I'll swallow my pride and wear it..."
• Chilled Amulet- "Just looking at it chills me to the bone."
• Nightmare Amulet- "Keep that thing away from me!"
• Life Giving Amulet- "I'll breathe easier knowing I have a backup plan."
• Fire Staff- "Better be careful with that, we don't want a repeat of last time."
• Ice Staff- "It'll freeze anything in its tracks."
• Telelocator Staff- "It's a bit clunky, but it'll do for now."
• Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "I can't believe how much energy this thing requires to work."
• Telelocator Focus (full)- "Well, might as well put it to use."
• Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "It needs THREE gems to work?!"
• Telolocator Socket (full)- "This thing sure takes up a lot of space."

Dress

• Sewing Kit- "Who has patience for sewing?"
• Rabbit Earmuffs- "If the rest of me freezes, at least my ears will be cozy."
• Straw Hat- "I could dress up like a farmer, how fun!"
• Beefalo Hat- "I kind of imagined a fur hat would feel fancier."
• Beekeeper Hat- "I like having a layer of netting between the bees and my face."
• Feather Hat- "Oooh, how eclectic!"
• Winter Hat- "What a funny little fuzzy hat. Mind if I try it on?"
• Top Hat- "I'd look like quite the gentlewoman in that!"
• Dapper Vest- "It looks like something a pretentious old professor might wear."
• Breezy Vest- "Quite cozy."
• Puffy Vest- "The hair is just as thick on the inside."
• Bush Hat- "Hiding is always preferable to fighting."
• Garland- "Oooh, how whimsical!"
• Walking Cane- "I don't need a cane yet! I feel fit as a fiddle!"

Ancient

• Thulecite- "If I could just break it down into more manageable pieces..."
• Thulecite Wall (held)- "It feels sturdy enough."
• Thulecite Wall- "New and old at the same time... did I just create a paradox?"
• Thulecite Medallion (calm)- "Things seem quiet for the time being."
• Thulecite Medallion (warning)- "Oh no no no, don't you dare!"
• Thulecite Medallion (nightmare waxing)- "They're everywhere! I-I need to get out of here!!"
• Thulecite Medallion (nightmare steady)- "Stay away from me!!"
• Thulecite Medallion (nightmare waning)- "I just need to hold out a little longer--!"
• Thulecite Medallion (dawn)- "It's almost over... I can do this!"
• Thulecite Medallion (surface)- "Looks like I'm free of any magical flapdoodle."
• The Lazy Forager- "I can save so much time if I don't have to stop and pick things up!"
• Magiluminescence- "Just the boost I needed."
• Construction Amulet- "Beautifully efficient."
• The Lazy Explorer- "Really? We're just putting the gem on a stick and calling it a day?"
• Star Caller's Staff- "Does no one else think summoning a small STAR might be dangerous?"
• Deconstruction Staff- "It's cruder than my pocket watch, but it follows the same basic principles."
• Pick/Axe- "This will save me precious time!"
• Thulecite Crown- "I'm never taking it off!"
• Thulecite Suit- "I'm all for anything that'll keep me safe."
• Thulecite Club- "It's a bit unwieldy, don't you think?"
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "Where to put it, where to put it..."
• Houndius Shootius- "Ooooh, I LIKE this thing!"

Nature - Plants

• Evergreen- "Just another tree."
• Lumpy Evergreen- "It looks sickly."
• Spiky Tree- "What a gnarled old tree."
• Evergreen (stump)- "Its time in this world was cut short."
• Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Its time in this world was cut short."
• Spiky Tree (stump)- "Cut down in its prime."
• Evergreen (burning)- "Maybe that was supposed to happen."
• Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "Maybe that was supposed to happen."
• Spiky Tree (burning)- "It's burning away."
• Evergreen (burnt)- "Well, what's done is done. For now anyway."
• Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "Well, what's done is done. For now anyway."
• Spiky Tree (burnt)- "It was an ugly tree anyway."
• Evergreen (sapling)- "I think it's growing slowly on purpose, just to annoy me."
• Log- "It came from a tree as you'd expect."
• Log (burning)- "That seems like a good use for a log."
• Charcoal- "It burned once and it can burn again."
• Pine Cone- "The beginnings of a tree."
• Marble Tree- "What a delightfully odd tree."
• Totally Normal Tree (regular and stump)- "Oh, what a horrible face it has!"
• Living Log- "This log is a lot livelier than it should be."
• Sapling- "For some reason, these ones don't seem to grow any bigger."
• Sapling (picked)- "Now begins the painfully slow process of growing back."
• Sapling (burning)- "That's not good..."
• Sapling (held)- "I can put it somewhere later. Or maybe even earlier."
• Grass Tuft (held)- "I can think of a better place for it."
• Berry Bush (held)- "No time for picking, I'll just take it all with me!"
• Spiky Bush (held)- "I can put it somewhere later. Or maybe even earlier."
• Twigs- "Twigs always come in handy sooner or later."
• Grass Tuft- "Grass. You do tend to find a lot of it outside."
• Grass Tuft (picked)- "And now it'll begin the painfully slow process of growing back."
• Grass Tuft (barren)- "I could probably find something to help speed up its growth."
• Grass Tuft (burning)- "That's not good..."
• Cut Grass- "It's about as interesting as you'd imagine cut grass to be."
• Berry Bush- "Aha! A ready supply of food!"
• Berry Bush (burning)- "That's not good."
• Berry Bush (picked)- "Why do berries take so long to grow back?"
• Berry Bush (barren)- "It needs something to get it growing again."
• Reeds- "I'm definitely in a marsh."
• Reeds (picked)- "No sense in waiting around for it to grow back."
• Reeds (burning)- "That's not good..."
• Cut Reeds- "I'll put it in my pocket and use it for something later."
• Plant- "It's definitely a plant."
• Plant (growing)- "Grow faster! I have things to do!"
• Plant (ready to be picked)- "Finally!"
• Marsh Plant- "I can't stop for every bit of greenery I see."
• Spiky Bush- ""Calling it a bush is quite charitable."
• Spiky Bush (picked)- "That wasn't one of my smarter moments."
• Spiky Bush (burning)- "That fire certainly isn't wasting any time!"
• Flower- "I have far more pressing things to do than pick flowers."
• Petals- "They wither away so quickly."
• Evil Flower- "I don't have time to stop and smell the-- hold on, what's wrong with that one?"
• Dark Petals- "Picking them seemed like a good idea at the time..."
• Carrot (planted)- "I can take it now or come back for it later."
• Red Mushroom- "Just another mushroom."
• Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "It's just something or other."
• Red Mushroom (picked)- "Maybe it's best if it doesn't grow back."
• Green Mushroom- "Just a green mushroom."
• Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "It's probably just some kind of mushroom."
• Green Mushroom (picked)- "No sense waiting around for it to grow back."
• Blue Mushroom- "A blue mushroom. Moving on."
• Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "Something or other tucked in the ground."
• Blue Mushroom (picked)- "No sense waiting around for it to grow back."

Nature - Objects

• Beehive- "I'm sure the bees are working like clockwork in there."
• Killer Bee Hive- "I'd rather not be stung within an inch of my life, thank you."
• Honeycomb- "It's much better once you pick out the bees."
• Hound Mound- "Ugh, a dwelling made of old bones!"
• Bones- "Old bones. Let's not dwell on them."
• Touch Stone- "Hopefully I'll never have to use it."
• Obelisk (sane, up)- "What? I could have sworn it was shorter..."
• Obelisk (sane, down)- "Hmm. I remembered it being taller..."
• Obelisk (insane, up)- "This stinks of shadow magic shenanigans."
• Obelisk (insane, down)- "That looks awfully suspect."
• Harp Statue- "It's curious how they all seem to be broken in the same spot..."
• Marble Pillar- "Whatever building it used to be a part of has been lost to time."
• Marble- "A timeless building material."
• Rundown House- "Time has taken its toll on this house."
• Merm Head- "I wonder how long they've been at war."
• Pig Head- "Well that's not alarming at all."
• Pig Torch- "Maybe those pigs are brighter than I give them credit for."
• Basalt- "That's too strong to break through!"
• Boulder- "Ooooh a boulder, how unexpected."
• Rocks- "A handful of stones, absolutely thrilling!"
• Flint- "Aha, I've found some flint!"
• Nitre- "A rock of some sort."
• Gold Nugget- "Hmm... would a solid gold pocket watch be too much?"
• Grave- "You'll never catch me in one of those."
• Grave (dug)- "It's not like they were going to use any of that stuff."
• Suspicious Dirt Pile- "There's something just irresistibly suspicious about it..."
• Animal Track- "Something went that way... hopefully something tasty."
• Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Lost it. Maybe I should retrace my steps."
• Animal Track (found)- "An animal must've been through here just moments ago."
• Wooden Thing- "This appears to be a nexus to another world!"
• Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Soon, the invention will be complete!"
• Wooden Thing (locked)- "There's still something missing."
• Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "With this I can surely pass through space and time!"
• Ring Thing- "A ring that could focus dimensional energies."
• Crank Thing- "Tough enough to handle the most intense experiments."
• Box Thing- "This may control the polarity of the whole universe."
• Metal Potato Thing- "This metal potato contains great and fearful power..."
• Worm Hole- "It's resting, for the moment."
• Worm Hole (open)- "Not my preferred way to get around, but it'll do in a pinch."
• Worm Hole (exited)- "I can't believe I just did that..."
• Pond- "Has that pond always been there?"
• Skeleton- "This one's beyond my power to save..."
• Spider Den- "I'm not in any hurry to tangle with spiders."
• Spider Eggs- "I should squish them now, it'll save me the hassle later on..."
• Rabbit Hole- "I'd better watch my step, wouldn't want to fall down a rabbit hole."
• Walrus Camp- "Nobody ever invites me in. I'm starting to take it personally!"
• Walrus Camp (empty)- "They'll be back."

Nature - Caves

• Plugged Sinkhole- "I never was good at leaving well enough alone."
• Sinkhole (generic)- "Well, this isn't working."
• Sinkhole (open)- "Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Famous last words..."
• Exit to Surface (generic)- "Looks like I'm stuck down here for the time being."
• Exit to Surface (open)- "That's enough of this place!"
• Red Mushtree- "I never did like mushrooms."
• Green Mushtree- "I'm going to trip over one of these if I'm not careful."
• Blue Mushtree- "I wonder how it got so big? Rather, I wonder what it's been feeding on..."
• Light Flower- "I don't have time to stop and smell the flowers."
• Light Bulb- "It will give me a few precious minutes of light."
• Stalagmite- "You've seen one rock, you've seen them all."
• Stalagmite (pointy)- "Wow, amazing. Let's keep moving shall we?"
• Spilagmite- "I can hear them skittering inside..."
• Slurtle Mound- "Strange. Anyway, moving on..."
• Splumonkey Pod- "At least they make it easy to remember who lives here."
• Fern- "How very interesting. Anyway..."
• Foliage- "Am I going to stop and examine every bit of greenery I find?"
• Cave Banana Tree- "You can barely call it a tree."
• Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "It's fine! Just scrape off the burnt edges!"

Nature - Ruins

• Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "Someone probably plugged it for a reason. I wonder what it was?"
• Ruins Sinkhole- "Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Famous last words..."
• Ancient Statue- "What's left from a time long ago."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "Time has worn it away."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "It seems like they were a clever bunch. Just not clever enough."
• Algae- "I can't spend my time looking at every old pond plant."
• Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "I don't see much in the way of proper clockwork in there."
• Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "I have a suspicion these were held together with more magic than craftsmanship."
• Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "Not so much as a pinion or pendulum in sight. Disgraceful!"
• Relic- "People back then weren't all that different from us."
• Relic (broken)- "Whatever it was has been lost to time."
• Thulecite Fragments- "Just what I was looking for!"
• Cave Lichen- "I'm not stopping to gawk at every plant I see!"
• Ornate Chest- "What's the harm in taking an itty-bitty peek?"
• Large Ornate Chest- "Did I open it last time around? I can't recall..."
• Nightmare Light- "I'd better not get too close."

Turfs

• Wooden Flooring- "I missed the comforting creak of floorboards beneath my feet."
• Carpeted Flooring- "I've missed carpet..."
• Checkerboard Flooring, Forest Turf, Grass Turf, Marsh Turf, Rocky Turf, Savanna Turf, Mud Turf, Guano Turf, Slimy Turf, Fungal Turfs, and Cave Rock Turf- "Why am I wasting time staring at the ground?"
• Cobblestones- "A road to where, exactly?"

Mobs - Monsters

• Clockwork Knight- "Clockwork and I usually get along just fine..."
• Clockwork Bishop- "What an irresponsible use of clockwork!"
• Clockwork Rook- "I'm not convinced that's proper clockwork."
• Damaged Knight- "I... I don't want to look at it."
• Damaged Bishop- "It's been completely taken over..."
• Damaged Rook- "How is it still going?"
• Charlie (the darkness monster)- "They found me... N-no! Stay away!"
• Charlie (attacked by)- "Leave me alone!"
• Hound- "Stay away! I refuse to be eaten by the likes of you!"
• Red Hound- "I won't meet a fiery end from the likes of you!"
• Blue Hound- "What did I ever do to you?!"
• Hound's Tooth- "I could have been eaten!"
• Spider- "Why don't you just run along? Go do spider things."
• Spider (sleeping)- "At least it's not causing any trouble."
• Spider (dead)- "I like them better this way."
• Spider Warrior- "Oh botheration, I hate the stripy ones."
• Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "At least it's not causing any trouble."
• Spider Warrior (dead)- "I chose my survival over his."
• Spider Gland- "That spider left me a thoughtful parting gift."
• Silk- "It's surprisingly durable."
• Krampus- "He really puts a damper on this time of year."
• Krampus Sack- "For me? You shouldn't have!"
• Merm- "You run along now, pay me no mind."
• Frog- "Don't even try it frogs, I'm one step ahead of you."
• Frog (sleeping)- "Look at him sleeping away."
• Frog (dead)- "He's leapt his last."
• Tentacle- "I'll be avoiding that."
• Tentacle Spike- "Quite a nasty weapon."
• Tentacle Spots- "Such a nice pattern, if only it wasn't so slimy and disgusting."
• Big Tentacle (1)- "I don't think I should touch that."
• Big Tentacle (2)- "Another thing I probably shouldn't touch."
• Big Slimy Pit- "There's a whole maze of tunnels down there."
• Baby Tentacle- "Hateful little things!"
• Guardian Pig- "He looks particularly unpleasant."
• Werepig- "I hate it when they get like this!"
• Ghost- "Stay away from me! I won't become like you!"
• MacTusk- "He's a mean old thing."
• Wee MacTusk- "Ah, youth. Enjoy it while you can."
• Walrus Tusk- "I should pocket it for future tinkering."
• Tam o' Shanter- "It still smells like walrus."
• Mosquito- "It's trying to drain the life right out of me!"
• Mosquito (held)- "Serves you right!"
• Mosquito Sack- "I think I might be sick..."
• Nearby Mosquitoes- "Of course there would be mosquitoes here."
• Cave Spider- "Why don't you just skitter around the other way?"
• Spitter- "Leave me alone!"
• Batilisk- "Stay out of my hair, it's enough of a bat's nest already!"
• Meat Bulb- "I'm not falling for that old trick!"
• Fleshy Bulb- "It's unpleasantly squishy..."
• Eyeplant- "Oh stop staring! Mind your own business!"
• Slurper- "I can't decide how I feel about them..."
• Slurper Pelt- "Yuck."
• Dangling Depth Dweller- "You think you can get the drop on me?"
• Depths Worm (emerged)- "Now I remember!"
• Depths Worm (lure)- "Something's nagging at my memory... ah, it's probably nothing."
• Dirt Mound (burrowed Depths Worm)- "About as boring as you'd expect a pile of dirt to be."
• Ewecus- "He's a tough old thing."
• Steel Wool- "Some things are taken very literally around here."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Beefalo- "Not exactly majestic, are they?"
• Beefalo (follower)- "It took long enough, but we're finally getting along."
• Beefalo (sleeping)- "Look at him, snoring away precious hours!"
• Beefalo (naked)- "Sorry, I needed that fur."
• Beefalo (domesticated)- "We've come to an understanding."
• Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "He's gotten a little soft around the edges."
• Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "With his help, I'll shave precious minutes off my traveling time!"
• Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "I don't like the look on his face..."
• Beefalo Wool- "The beefalo will grow it back."
• Beefalo Horn- "It belonged to a beefalo in the past."
• Baby Beefalo- "So young, so full of life."
• Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Who has time to sleep?"
• Nearby Bees- " N/A
• Bee- "It's thinking about stinging me, I can see it in its beady eyes."
• Killer Bee- "I won't be killed by the likes of you, bee!"
• Bee (held)- "It seemed like a good idea at the time."
• Killer Bee (held)- "I'm not quite sure what my plan is here."
• Stinger- "A bee sting that almost was."
• Pig (normal and sleeping)- "Carry on, pig."
• Pig (follower)- "Well, he's friendly enough for now."
• Pig (dead)- "His time ran out."
• Pig Skin- "What a sad end."
• Bunnyman and Beardlord- "I don't trust those things."
• Bunny Puff- "It's nice, so long as I don't think about where it came from."
• Koalefant- "It's in the spring of its life."
• Winter Koalefant- "It's grown a warm winter coat."
• Pengull- "Is it Winter again already?"
• Rock Lobster- "You keep those claws far away from me!"
• Slurtle- "How do they stand being so slow?"
• Slurtle Slime- "Oh botheration, I think I got some on the bottom of my shoe..."
• Broken Shell- "A handful of shattered shell bits."
• Shelmet- "As long as it protects me, I don't care what it looks like."
• Splumonkey- "They're up to their old tricks."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Butterfly- "Don't go causing any tornadoes!"
• Butterfly (held)- "Crisis averted."
• Crow- "As long as you don't come with any bad omens, we'll get along fine."
• Crow (held)- "Don't you dare peck at my pocket watches while you're in there!"
• Redbird- "Some kind of red bird."
• Redbird (held)- "Well, it's in my pocket. Now what?"
• Snowbird- "Some kind of blueish white bird."
• Snowbird (held)- "Don't peck on my pocket watches while you're in there!"
• Jet Feather- "A black feather."
• Crimson Feather- "A red feather."
• Azure Feather- "A white-ish feather."
• Gobbler- "That bird's too quick!"
• Eye Bone- "Do you ever blink?"
• Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "Did it fall asleep?"
• Eye Bone (ashes)- " N/A
• Chester- "Yes, yes, you're very cute. Just be careful with my things please."
• Rabbit and Beardling- "A rabbit... or is it?"
• Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "What am I supposed to do with it now?"
• Fireflies- "I'll take some light wherever I can get it."
• Fireflies (held)- "It never hurts to carry a little emergency light."
• Mandrake (planted)- "What is that, a turnip?"
• Mandrake (follower)- "You can stop chiming in any time!"
• Mandrake (dead)- "Oh, I can't bear to look at it..."
• Mandrake (cooked)- "It's just a roasted vegetable, it's just a roasted vegetable..."
• Snurtle- "It's just as slow as the other kind."
• Snurtle Shell Armor- "It's not pleasant, but I do feel a bit safer."

Mobs - Tallbird family

• Tallbird- "I wonder how they keep their balance."
• Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "I spot an egg! Although it looks like it was spotted already."
• Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Just an empty nest."
• Tallbird Egg- "A future bird."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Did that crack come from the outside or the inside?"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "It's going to be a fried egg soon if I don't cool it down."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "I shouldn't leave it out in the cold."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "Can you hatch any faster?"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "According to my egg timer, it could hatch any moment now!"
• Smallbird- "That's no spring chicken."
• Smallbird (sleeping)- "Thank goodness. I can finally do things uninterrupted."
• Smallbird (hungry)- "What is it? Do you need to be fed again already?"
• Smallbird (starving)- "Oh no, I forgot to feed you again didn't I?"
• Smallish Tallbird- "When did you dye your feathers?"
• Smallish Tallbird (sleeping)- "This is no time for sleeping!"
• Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "Oh botheration, I bet you're hungry."
• Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "I think she might actually eat me if I don't feed her soon."
• Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Alright, I'm going, I'm going!"

Mobs - Bosses

• Treeguard (normal and lumpy)- "Even the trees are out to get me!"
• Spider Queen- "Just whose idea was it to make the spiders here so big?! I'd like to have a word."
• Spiderhat- "A lovely reminder of that time I was almost eaten by a giant spider."
• Deerclops- "Do we really have to do this again?"
• Deerclops Eyeball- "I'll bet that creature didn't foresee its day ending like this."
• Ancient Guardian- "Ohhhh. Right. You."
• Guardian's Horn- "I'm glad I managed to not meet my end at the business end of this horn."

Mobs - Other

• Maxwell- "
• Pig King- "He can be reasonable enough once you get to know him."
• Abigail- "Poor thing. Her time came too soon."

Food - Meats

• Egg- "What, you egg?"
• Egg (cooked)- "Whenever I make eggs they end up either undercooked or burnt."
• Meat- "Well, a little raw meat never hurt anybody."
• Cooked Meat- "Alright, I guess it was worth taking the time to cook it."
• Jerky- "An old, tough piece of meat."
• Morsel- "A little meat is better than none."
• Cooked Morsel- "It's at least enough to hold me over for the time being."
• Small Jerky- "A bite of tough, dry meat."
• Monster Meat- "If I ever want to poison myself with rancid meat, I'll be sure to try it."
• Cooked Monster Meat- "Somehow cooking it didn't make it much better."
• Monster Jerky- "All the life's dried out of it."
• Leafy Meat- "If I wasn't so hungry, I might have second thoughts."
• Cooked Leafy Meat- "If you close your eyes it tastes much better."
• Drumstick- "I'm in a hurry, it's fine enough as it is."
• Fried Drumstick- "Why do I always forget how much better cooked meat tastes..."
• Fish- "That's a fish alright."
• Cooked Fish- "If only I had a bit of vinegar to go with it."
• Eel- "I think I just saw it wriggle..."
• Cooked Eel- "Oh good. My favorite."
• Koalefant Trunk- "Thoroughly cleaned, I hope."
• Winter Koalefant Trunk- "In the interest of time, I didn't bother removing the fur."
• Koalefant Trunk Steak- "You get used to the flavor after a while."
• Fried Tallbird Egg- "It tastes like stolen time."
• Frog Legs- "The frog isn't kicking anymore."
• Cooked Frog Legs- "At least they stopped twitching."
• Batilisk Wing- "That'll teach those bats."
• Cooked Batilisk Wing- "I don't know what flavor I expected, but it wasn't that."

Food - Fruits

• Berries- "These will keep me going a while longer."
• Roasted Berries- "Well, now they're kind of a hot mush..."
• Cave Banana- "I like a quick snack with no fuss."
• Cooked Cave Banana- "Why did I spend time cooking it?"
• Dragon Fruit- "Not even close to the weirdest thing I've eaten around here."
• Prepared Dragon Fruit- "I always forget it looks like that on the inside."
• Durian- "I could never forget a smell like that."
• Extra Smelly Durian- "It tastes better than it smells, but that's not saying much."
• Pomegranate- "Who wants to spend time picking out every individual seed?"
• Sliced Pomegranate- "It seemed like a better idea in my head."

Food - Vegetables

• Carrot- "From the ground, straight to my mouth."
• Roasted Carrot- "I didn't bother seasoning it."
• Corn- "The nice thing about corn is you don't have to fuss with cooking it."
• Popcorn- "It could really use some butter."
• Eggplant- "It kind of looks like a giant jellybean if you squint."
• Braised Eggplant- "Well, the illusion is ruined."
• Pumpkin- "A pumpkin that size should keep me fed for a while."
• Hot Pumpkin- "I don't know why I bothered cooking it."
• Red Cap- "I'm pretty sure red is the bad color."
• Cooked Red Cap- "This seems like a bad idea."
• Green Cap- "Ugh, mushrooms..."
• Cooked Green Cap- "For some reason the thought of eating it isn't so repulsive now."
• Blue Cap- "It's... probably edible. If I'm desperate."
• Cooked Blue Cap- "I think I made it worse."
• Glow Berry- "A nice light snack!"
• Lichen- "I'm not stopping to gawk at every plant I see!"

Food - Crock Pot

• Bacon and Eggs- "Who has time to sit and eat breakfast?"
• Butter Muffin- "It has a subtle taste, light and fleeting."
• Dragonpie- "When in doubt, bake it into a pie."
• Fishsticks- "If only I had something to dip them in."
• Fish Tacos- "I'll get a taco to go!"
• Fist Full of Jam- "A jar! That's what I forgot!"
• Froggle Bunwich- "I've been told it's a local delicacy."
• Fruit Medley- "Refreshing."
• Honey Ham- "You can't go wrong dousing something in honey."
• Honey Nuggets- "The dipping sauce is my favorite part."
• Kabobs- "No need for a plate or utensils, just grab it and go!"
• Mandrake Soup- "Maybe in another timeline we won't have to meet this way."
• Meatballs- "Meat in a ball, quick and to the point."
• Meaty Stew- "Was leaving the bone in really necessary?"
• Monster Lasagna- "Maybe I'm not so hungry after all..."
• Pierogi- "Little pockets of food."
• Powdercake- "This never ends well."
• Pumpkin Cookies- "I can never turn down a cookie."
• Ratatouille- "That's a fun name for a bunch of chopped vegetables."
• Stuffed Eggplant- "Vegetables inside and out."
• Taffy- "I'll never forget, baba used to bring these home for us on special occasions."
• Turkey Dinner- "Oh, that smells good..."
• Unagi- "It makes the eel slightly better."
• Waffles- "They're best when drenched in syrup."
• Wet Goop- "I never claimed to be good at cooking!"

Food - Other

• Seeds- "Future plants, or a present snack."
• Carrot Seeds- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
• Corn Seeds- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
• Dragon Fruit Seeds- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
• Durian Seeds- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
• Eggplant Seeds- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
• Pomegranate Seeds- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
• Pumpkin Seeds- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
• Toasted Seeds- "I don't know why I bothered cooking them."
• Honey- "A little something to satisfy my sweet tooth."
• Butterfly Wings- "Careful with those!"
• Butter- "If only I had some tea and toast."
• Rot- "Food that once was."
• Rotten Egg- "It must've been the last one out."
• Phlegm- "Ugh, even time dosen't want to touch it."

Misc Items

• Blueprint- "This looks interesting."
• Gears- "They're too big for pocket watches, unfortunately."
• Ashes- "What a mess."
• Ashes of item- "Oh. I don't even remember what that was."
• Red Gem- "It's amazing how many gems you can find just lying around here."
• Blue Gem- "Why do people say things are as blue as the sea? The sea isn't very blue at all!"
• Yellow Gem- "It won't do much good by itself."
• Green Gem- "If only I could've gotten my hands on one of these before... Well nevermind."
• Orange Gem- "It's beautiful, but more or less useless as it is."
• Beard Hair- "I know it's the wilderness, but does he have to leave whiskers everywhere?"
• Manure- "That's one healthy bowel movement."
• Guano- "Bat droppings. Lovely."
• Melty Marbles- "They look like candy that was left in someone's pocket for too long."
• Fake Kazoo- "Just a temptation, like death."
• Gord's Knot- "I'm not going to bother trying to untangle it."
• Gnome- "Oooh I love a good knickknack."
• Tiny Rocketship- "How futuristic!"
• Frazzled Wires- "One of those electrical doo-hickeys. I'll stick to my gears and pendulums."
• Ball and Cup- "I have no time for distractions."
• Hardened Rubber Bung- "You never know what might come in handy later."
• Mismatched Buttons- "Each one is charmingly unique."
• Second-hand Dentures- "Thankfully my teeth seem to have stayed pretty sturdy in my older years."
• Lying Robot- "Oh you would look just darling on a shelf next to some porcelain figures!"
• Dessicated Tentacle- "It's stuck in a perpetual state of decay."
• Dwarf Star- "A tiny star, what could go wrong?"

Adventure Mode

• Divining Rod (in starting base)- "That rod looks useful!"
• Divining Rod- "It's some kind of homing device."
• Divining Rod (cold)- "The signal is very faint."
• Divining Rod (warm)- "I'm headed in the right direction."
• Divining Rod (warmer)- "Must be getting pretty close."
• Divining Rod (hot)- "This thing's going crazy!"
• Divining Rod Holder- "I wonder what it does."
• Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "It looks like it needs a large key."
• Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Now the machine can work!"
• Maxwell's Door- "What's the worst that could happen?"
• Maxwell's Phonograph- "So that's where the music was coming from."
• Maxwell's Light- "I wonder how they work."
• Maxwell Statue- "'Someone' had far too much time on his hands..."
• Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "I'll want to avoid stepping on that!"
• Sick Worm Hole- "I think I'd rather travel by my own means."
• Nightmare Lock- "Looks almost like a key hole."
• Nightmare Throne- "That doesn't look very comfortable."
• Male character on Nightmare Throne- "He's trapped!"
• Female character on Nightmare Throne- "She's trapped!"
• Other character on Nightmare Throne- "They're trapped!"

Announcements

• Generic- "A very particular something or other."
• Failed Adventure Mode- "If at first you don't succeed, reverse time and try again."
• Freedom- "I-I'm free... I'm alive... h-ha! Ha h-haha! Hahahaha!!"
• Freezing- "Brrr... w-when did it get so cold?"
• Battlecry- "You ruffian! I'll clean your clock!"
• Battlecry (prey)- "It's nothing personal!"
• Battlecry (Pig)- "Your time ends now, pig!"
• Battlecry (Spider)- "Dial it back a notch, would you?"
• Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Did I insult you in some other timeline?"
• Leaving combat- "I've got better things to do."
• Leaving combat (prey)- "All that time I spent, down the drain."
• Leaving combat (Pig)- "At least they're gone now."
• Leaving combat (Spider)- "I hope I don't run into him again."
• Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "And don't come back!"
• Activated a Bee Mine- "Oh botheration. Those bees really tick me off!"
• Dusk- "I need to hurry, I'm losing daylight."
• Entering darkness- "No! I won't let the darkness take me!!"
• Entering light- "Whew..."
• Doing things in the dark- "I-I need a light, quickly!"
• Failed to do something- "Not in this timeline."
• Failed to craft something- "
• Trying to sleep during the day- "The sun's shining in my eyes..."
• Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "I don't have time to waste on sleeping right now.
• Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I need to find something to eat first, quickly."
• Trying to sleep near monsters- "Sorry, the threat of imminent death is making it a bit hard to sleep!"
• Trying to give item to a busy mob- "Please stop what you're doing, this is important!"
• Trying to give item to a dead mob- "Maybe in a different timeline..."
• Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "Oooooh can't you sleep any faster?"
• Not enough fertilizer- "Hm, did I remember to give it fertilizer?"
• Hounds are coming- "Wait a tick... did you hear something?”
• Depths Worms are coming- "That rumble felt... ominous."
• Deerclops is coming- "Oh botheration, is it that time of year already?"
• Inventory full- "I'll have to come back for it later. Or earlier."
• Can't rummage (generic)- "
• Can't store (generic/full)- "There's only so much space."
• Can't store (invalid item)- "I don't have time to fuss with this!"
• Can't bundle (no items)- "I'm getting this out of order, I need something to wrap first."
• Can't cook (generic)- "This is no time for cooking."
• Can't cook (too far)- "It's out of my reach."
• Can't draw (no subject)- "Hm. I can't quite remember what it looks like..."
• Can't shave (generic)- "That's not going to work."
• Can't shave (nothing left)- "Their hair takes such a long time to grow back."
• Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "I'm not meeting my end under the hooves of an angry beefalo, thank you."
• Can't write on sign (generic)- "I don't have time to fuss with that."
• Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "
• Beefalo in combat, unable to mount- "I will not meet my end trampled beneath the hooves of an angry beefalo!"
• Beefalo in combat, unable to saddle- "I'm in a hurry, but not that much of a hurry."
• Unable to build structure (mounted)- "I'm going to pull a muscle if I try grabbing that from up here."
• Eating- "Mmm!"
• Eating (stale food)- "I think that was getting a bit old."
• Eating (spoiled food)- "Can I go back to a time before I ate that?"
• Eating (painful food)- "Ohh... I don't feel well..."
• Hungry- "How long has it been since I last ate?"
• Triggered trap- "Ack! That wasn't meant to happen!"
• Torch out- "My torch! I need to find another one quickly!"
• Pricked- "Ack! I've got a thorn in my side!"
• Object broken, fixable- "I've repaired complicated timepieces, fixing this should be easy!"
• Earthquake- "The timeline's collapsing! No, worse, it's the ground!"

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomplishment- "Ha! Success!"
• Accomplishment completed- "I think I've accomplished everything I needed to do."

Unimplemented

• Maxwell's Head- " N/A
• Skull Chest- "I'm not sure if I want to open it."
• Deadly Feast- "A most potent dish."
• Golden Pitchfork- "I wouldn't want that gold to go to waste."
• Home- "I've stumbled into someone's home."
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Bottled mosquito rage!"
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "Of course there would be mosquitoes here."
• Tree Clump- "It's almost like someone is trying to prevent me from going somewhere."
• Pig Tent- "I don't want to spend too much time in it."
• Lava Pit- "A crusted over lava pit."
• Lava Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy.",--removed
• Lava Pit (low)- "The lava's crusting over."
• Lava Pit (out)- "Looks fragile."
• ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP- "That was easy enough."
• UNIMPLEMENTED- "A remnant from a collapsed timeline."
• UNIMPLEMENTED (announcement)- "I don't think that belongs in this timeline."
• Friend-o-matic- "If I had any friends, this could take me to them."
• Friend-o-matic (open)- "If I step through, will I still be me?"
• Friend-o-matic (full)- "It seems to be popular over there."
• Rubble- "Time has broken it down."
• Hit by Bishop charge- "Ack!!"
• Diseased Twiggy Tree- "It looks sick. More so than usual."
• Diseased Grass Gekko- "It looks really sick."
• Long Pig- "Flesh is flesh. Where do I draw the line?"
• Cooked Long Pig- "Cooked nice and pink, but still morally gray."
• Long Pig Jerky- "Letting it dry makes it not come from a human, right?"
• Queenly Figure (shaking)- "
• Research (high value)- "That really got the gears in my head turning!"
• Research (normal value)- "I'm a quick learner."
• Research (low value)- "Well I learned a bit, but not much."
• ANNOUNCE_UNIMPLEMENTED- "I don't think that belongs in this timeline."
• RUBBLE- "Time has broken it down."
• RUINS_RUBBLE- "Whatever it was has been lost to time."
• RELIC- "People back then weren't all that different from us."
• Scaled Furnace (normal, one gem)- ""Maybe I'll just take a moment to warm up these old bones of mine."
• Scaled Furnace (high, two gems)- "Maybe I'll just take a moment to warm up these old bones of mine."
• Scaled Furnace (hammered)- "If only I could go back in time and undo that decision. If only."
• Sporecap and Misery Sporecap (burnt)- "Now they smell like burnt decay."
• Toadstool escaping- "M-maybe I should just let it go."
• Toadstool escaped- "It's finally gone."
• ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP- "That was easy enough."
• ANNOUNCE_TRAP_WENT_OFF- "Ack! That wasn't meant to happen!"
• TREASURECHEST_TRAP- "
• DEVTOOL- "It smells of bacon!"
• DEVTOOL_NODEV- "I'm not strong enough to wield it."
• UNIMPLEMENTED- "A remnant from a collapsed timeline."
• WETPAPER- "This is going to take forever to dry..."
• TREASURECHEST_TRAP- "Did I leave this here? Hm..."
• Bernie (Forge)- ""He might make a good distraction for us."
• Packet of Seeds (small)- "
• Packet of Seeds (medium)- "
• Packet of Seeds (large)- "
• Packet of Mixed Seeds (small)- "
• Packet of Mixed Seeds (medium)- "
• Packet of Mixed Seeds (large)- "
• Prepared dish (plate)- "
• Prepared dish (bowl)- "
• Prepared dish (soup)- "
• Prepared dish (snack)- "
• Prepared dish (bread)- "
• Prepared dish (pasta)- "
• Prepared dish (vegetable)- "
• Prepared dish (meat)- "
• Prepared dish (fish)- "
• Prepared dish (crab)- "
• Prepared dish (cheese)- "
• Prepared dish (dessert)- "
• FISHINGNET = "Nothing but net."
• ANTCHOVIES = "Yeesh. Can I toss it back?"
• File:NAME Portrait.pngInspecting self- "Ha! Still kicking!"
• CARNIVAL_BALL- "A colorful child's toy."
• MOONSTORM_GLASS (GENERIC)- "Oh wonderful, something sharp to trip on."
• Applied Horticulture- "Do I even want to know how long the unabridged version was?" [sic]