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“I like fire.”
File:Willow talking.png
I bet it'd burn!
This page lists Willow's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.
Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Willow's quotes for items found in Hamlet. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.
Tools
Shears- "Not as good as fire, but I guess it has its uses."
Lights
Cork Candle Hat- "A little fire hat."
Cowl- "Ugh. I can still smell the jerkiness."
Survival
Bug B'Gone- "I guess if I can't burn those bugs..."
Bird Whistle- "Here birdie birdie..."
Food
Sprinkler- "It better not put out any of my fires."
Science
Smelter- "Oh yeah! Lots of fire!"
Oscillating Fan- "Fan the flames."
Fight
Halberd- "Weapons are only good if they're twice your size."
Cork Bat- "For bashing things."
Weevole Mantle- "This feels gross. I hope it works."
Mant Mask- "This is the nastiest thing I've ever made."
Mant Suit- "This is the worst."
Fancy Helmet- "This protects my brain."
Tin Suit- "I feel like a tin can."
Blunderbuss- "Fire makes it go boom."
Structures
Cork Barrel- "It doesn't burn but it does keep the pests out."
Refine
Claw Palm Sapling- "It won't even set on fire."
Magic
Hogus Porkusator- "What's a pig going to teach me?"
Pugalisk Wand- "I'd prefer to burn my enemies but... meh."
Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "That's where I came in."- Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "I should leave."
Living Artifact- "Think of the things I can burn with it!"
Root Trunk- "Now I don't have to lug everything around with me."
Vortex Cloak- "Reminds me of my lighter. It keeps away the darkness."
Dress
Gas Mask- "Cuts down on the coughing."
Pith Hat- "Meh. Not my style, but I'll wear it."
Thunderhat- "This looks good on me."
Ancient
Cork Bowl Canoe- "It'd be better if I could light it on fire."
Treasure Hunting
Disarming Tools- "Those traps are goners now."
Ball Pein Hammer- "This only smashes little bits off things."
Gold Pan- "You mean I have to do work?"
Magnifying Glass- "A poor substitute for my lighter."
City Planning
Lamp Post (off)- "They're kinda dull in the daytime."- Lamp Post (on)- "Fire is so versatile."
Town House- "Pig houses look pretty different here."- Town House (burning)- "Yes! Burn!"
The Sterling Trough Deli- "Food!"- The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "Burn! Burn! Burn!"
Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "I wonder if they have matches."- Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Buuuuurn!"
Curly Tails Mud Spa- "For all my cuts and bruises."- Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "What a blaze!"
Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "I can't believe I ever took food stores for granted."- Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "Burn it down!"
Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "For growing stuff."- Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "Burn. Burn. Burn!"
'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "A lot of weird things to burn in there."- 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "BURN! BURN!"
The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Are there books about magical fires in there?"- The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "Yes! Burn! Burn it all down!"
The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Maybe they have a flaming axe in there."- The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "Destroy the weapons with fire!"
The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "Maybe I could use a new hat."- The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "That's what I like to see!"
Swinesbury Academy- "Museums usually have something on Great Fires."- Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "All that history, up in flames!"
Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "A bunch of big shots in there."- Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "YES! FIRE! FIRE!"
The Tinkerer's Tower- "Now I can build more things to burn."- The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "A lot of paper in there to burn."
Swinesbury City Hall- "That's where that bossy jerk works."- Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "Nice!"
My City Hall- "My own office to burn down."- My City Hall (burning)- "Let it burn!"
Security Contract- "Now I can hire a guard to help me burn stuff!"
Slanty Shanty- "There's probably something wrong with it."- Slanty Shanty (owned)- "I wonder how long before it burns down."
- Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "That looked like it was a glorious fire!"
Watch Tower- "What's there to guard from, exactly?"- Watch Tower (burning)- "Quick, put it out! Haha, just kidding."
Renovate
House Expansion Permit- "More rooms mean more room for fires."
Demolition Permit- "Burn! Burn it all down!"
Flooring
Wood Flooring- "Dang. Won't burn."
Marble Flooring, Checkered Flooring, Slate Flooring, Sheet Metal Flooring, Geometric Tiles Flooring, and Herringbone Flooring- "Boring floor."
Garden Stone Flooring, Hexagon Flooring, and Octagon Flooring- "That's not going to burn."
Shag Carpet- "Dang. It won't burn."
Transitional Flooring- "It's not even done!"
Wood Panel Flooring- "Dang. It won't even burn!"
Curvy Hoof Flooring- "Boring pig floor."
Shelves
Carved Bookshelf- "Might be flammable."
Basic Bookshelf, Industrial Shelf, Wall Mounted Shelf, A-Frame Shelf, and Hat Tree- "Blah."
Cinderblock Bookshelf- "Can't even set this on fire."
Marble Shelf- "Marble isn't flammable."
Glass Shelf- "Can't even set this on fire."
Ladder Shelf, Hutch Shelf, Adjustable Shelf, Windowed Cabinet, and Pipe Shelf- "Ugly."
Crates Shelf- "I deserve better."
Fridge- "Is this a fridge, or..."
Floating Shelf- "Everything's slanted!"
Pallet Shelf- "What even is this?"
Plantholders
Basic Plantholder, Philodendron Plantholder, Draceana Plantholder, and Pitcher Plantholder- "Yawn."
WIP Plantholder- "Snore."
Fancy Plantholder- "Boring."
Bonsai Plantholder and Fernstand Plantholder- "Ugh. So boring."
Dishgarden Plantholder- "A dish of boring."
Orchid Plantholder and Marble Plantholder- "Pretty. Pretty boring."
Xerographica Plantholder- "A hanging bunch of boring."
Birdcage Plantholder- "A soggy sack of boring."
Palm Plantholder- "So boring."
ZZ Plantholder- "Zzzzz..."
Fern Plantholder- "A lot of boring."
Terrarium Plantholder- "A container for boring."
Plantpet Plantholder- "Awww...Still boring."
Traps Plantholder- "Gross... and boring."
"Character" Tree- "It'd be better if I burnt it."
Festive Tree- "Nice, but I still want to burn it down."
Columns
Planed Wood Column, Millinery Column, Round Column- "So what?"
Lit Marble Column- "Oohh... fancy."
Wall Papers
Wood Paneling- "Dang. Won't burn."
Checkered Wall Paper, Floral Wall Paper, Sunflower Wall Paper, Harlequin Wall Paper, Orange Wall Paper, Purple Wall Paper, and Circle Wall Tiling- "It's a boring wall."
Peagawk Wall Paper- "Where'd the eyes go?"
Rope Wall Panneling and Full Wall Moulding- "It's nice, but will it burn?"
Marble Wall Tiling- "This definitely won't burn."
Fine Wall Tiling- "Could be better."
Upholstered Wall- "Psht. I'm not impressed."
Ceiling Lights
Wired Bulb, Metal Shade Lamp, Rope Light, and Dual Rope Light- "Sheesh. Someone doesn't care."
Chandelier- "This needs fire."
Blown Glass Bulb, Cherry Lamp Shade, Hanging Blooming Lamp, and Hanging Floral Lamp- "Ugly."
Tophat Light- "Someone just dressed up boring."
Derby Light- "Dressed up boring."
Wall Decorations
Photo and Black Cat- "Ugly."
Full Length Mirror- "Boring."
Embroidery Hoop- "Bunch of mushy nonsense."
Mosaic- "A bunch of rocks."
Wreath- "Ugh."
Axe- "It's no lighter."
Hunt- "Stabby things."
Periodic Table- "I don't get it."
Gears Art- "Can't even set it on fire."
Cape- "Well that's dramatic."
No Smoking- "Not even fires?"
Tasteful Fish Mounting- "Ugh. It still smells."
Beefalo Mounting- "I never liked them when they were alive."
Chairs
Classic Chair, Corner Chair, Bench, Horned Chair, Footrest, Lounge Chair, Stuffed Chair, Rocking Chair, Ottoman Chair, and Fancy Chaise- "It'd be better if I could burn it."- Massager Chair- "I like this."
House Upgrades
Cottage Kit- "Stuff to build a small house."
Tudor Home Kit- "A bunch of things to build a fancy house."
Gothic Home Kit- "There's a lot of non-flammable wrought iron in this."
Brick Home Kit- "Brick isn't known for being flammable"
Turreted Home Kit- "Ugh. Stone is so heavy. And fire-proof."
Villa Kit- "I can build this house and then burn it down."
Manor Kit- "I'll build my own fireplace to set fires in."
Doors
Hardwood Door, Forest Door- "It's wood. I could burn it."
Stone Archway, Wrought Iron Door, Industrial Door- "Not even burnable."
Curtained Door- "It's curtains for that door."
Round Doorway- "What's it smiling about?"
Gothic Door- "Ha ha! That bat's dead."
Windows
Peaked Curtain Window, Peaked Window, Square Window, Tall Window, Tall Curtain Window- "Outside is boring."
Round Burlap Window- "I need a better decorator."
Large Square Curtain Window- "Pretty and boring."
Greenhouse Wall- "A big window looking out into nothing."
Rugs
Eye Rug- "What are you looking at?"
Square Throw Rug, Oval Rug, Large Rug, Octagon Rug, Swirl Rug, Braid Rug- "Soft and ugly."
Fur Throw Rug- "Haha. That's what you get."
Hedgehog Rug- "Ugly. And boring."
Porcupus Rug- "Take that, abomination."
Hoofprint Rug and Soccer Rug- "Ugh. So ugly."
Catcoon Rug- "Ha! That's what you get."
Rubbermat Rug- "This isn't flammable."
Web Rug, Wormhole Rug, Beard Rug- "Ew."
Metal Rug- "Can't even set this on fire."
Nailbed Rug- "I'm not stepping on that."
Crime Rug- "Interesting..."
Lamps
Fringe Lamp, Dual Embroidered Lamp, Bellshade Lamp, and Fancy Lamp- "A fire hazard. I like it."
Stainglass Lamp, Downbridge Lamp, Ceramic Lamp, Glass Lamp, Dual Fringes Lamp, Elizabethan Lamp, Gothic Lamp, Orb Lamp, Crystals Lamp, Upturn Lamp, Dual Upturn Lamp, Spool Lamp, Adjustable Lamp, and Right Angle Lamp- "A boring old lamp."
Candelabra Lamp- "Needs fire."
Edison Lamp- "A boring old lightbulb."
Tables
Round Table- "Circular boring."
Hard Wood Desk- "Rectangular boring."
DIY Table and Crate Table- "Ugly."
College Table- "Ugh. What even is that?"
Chess Table- "Chess is boring."
Nature - Plants
Claw Palm Tree- "I bet that will burn."
Cork- "Still sets on fire."
Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "It won't even set on fire."
Rainforest Tree- "It's a tree."- Rainforest Tree (burning)- "Yes! Fire! Fire!"
Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "Much better."
Rainforest Tree (stump)- "No one can save you now, rainforest."
Sick Rainforest Tree- "I can burn it down and it won't be so sick."
Cocooned Tree- "Looks burnable."
Jungle Burr- "Looks like kindling to me."
Rainforest Tree Sapling- "Baby firewood."
Tea Tree- "It'll burn. That's all I care about."
Seed Pod- "If I plant it, it will grow more things to burn."
Tea Tree Sapling- "It's not even worth burning."
Tuber Tree- "An axe won't destroy this but fire will."
Tall Grass- "This grass is tough!"- Tall Grass (cut)- "Not tough enough!"
- Tall Grass (burning)- "I win."
Exotic Flower- "It's kinda ugly. But it'll burn."
Aloe (planted)- "I could eat that."
Asparagus (planted)- "Haha! Found you!"
Radish (planted)- "What are they hiding from?"
Nettle Vine- "This smells so strong it clears my nose."- Nettle Vine (picked)- "Nothing here yet."
Nettle Vine (withered)- "It really doesn't like this dirt."
- Nettle Vine (moist)- "Why you so happy being wet?"
Nettle Plant (held)- "I bet this would like to be in the ground."
Bramble- "Let's see if it's flammable."
Bramble Bloom- "Pretty. But will it burn?"
Hanging Vine- "Ugh, vines!"
Great Leafy Stalk- "That's a big ol' tree."
Lotus Plant- "Can I eat it? Or burn it?"
Lily Pad- "I can't burn stuff out on the water."
Reeds (Water)- "Can I burn it?"
Lawn Decoration- "A fancy bush or something."- Lawn Decoration (burning)- "It looks better this way."
- Lawn Decoration (burnt)- "Much more decorative."
Hedge- "It's just a big shrub."
Hedge (untrimmed)- "I might be able to shave that."- Hedge (burning)- "It's burning! Yes!"
- Hedge (burnt)- "Beautiful, beautiful ash."
Intricate Topiary- "Someone spent a lot of time pruning this kindling."
Magic Flower- "I guess it's okay."
Weathered Branch- "Wish I could burn it."
Weathered Shrub- "Wish I could burn it!"
Weathered Stick- "What's that doing there?"
Weathered Tree- "I can't even burn it."
Weathered Trunk- "Broken, but not burnt."
Nature - Objects
Stone Slab- "Might as well see what's underneath."
Dung Pile- "Haha, that pile's huge!"- Dung Pile (picked)- "What? I needed it."
Dung Ball- "Can't even set it on fire."
Thundernest- "I could set that on fire."
Iron Hulk (head)- "Ugly."
Iron Hulk (arm)- "Dang! Can't burn it!"
Iron Hulk (ribcage)- "Aww... It won't burn."
Iron Hulk (leg)- "I should kick it."- Large Iron Hulk (partially assembled)- "It's not gonna work like that."
Iron Ore- "I can't burn it with just my lighter."
Sparkling Pool- "Yeesh, there's a lot of sparkles in there."
Gold Dust- "It's probably not worth much."
Gnat Mound- "I can't even burn it down."
Farm House- "I think it's a farmhouse."- File:Farm House Burnt.pngFarm House (burning)- "Yes! It's burning!"
- Quarry Lodgings- "Is that a mine?"
- File:Quarry Lodgings Burnt.pngQuarry Lodgings (burning)- "Buuuurn!"
Secret Bandit Camp- "Now I can steal his stuff."
Cave Cleft- "Creepy things live there."- Ruinous Entrance- "It must lead somewhere."
Mant Hill- "Ughh. I do not want to go in there."
Mandrake Hill- "Gross."
Crumbling Brazier- "I should light it!"- Crumbling Visage- "I have some burning questions."
Ancient Wall- "Some old wall."
Fountain of Youth- "I'll take some of that."
Ominous Carving- "I don't trust it."- Teetering Pillar- "I can't set it on fire."
Deflated Balloon- "Useless. Can't even burn it."
Wicker Basket- "Psht. That didn't last long."
Monogrammed Luggage A- "Well it has a 'W' on it so it must be mine."
Monogrammed Luggage B- "I'm not lugging that around."
Useless Flags- "Useless. Can't even burn it."
Bag of Sand- "Meh. I don't need it."
Petrified Egg (1)- "Do egg shells burn?"
Petrified Egg (2)- "Needs some fire."
Petrified Egg (3)- "Where's the bird?"
Petrified Egg (4)- "It looks old."
Rusty Lamp- "Aww... can't even light a fire in there."
Weathered House- "Anyone there?"
Stone Thing- "Someone just left that unfinished like that."
Lever Thing- "Where's the rest of it?"
Rock Thing- "Alright. I'll take it."
Relic Thing- "What's that thing doing there?"
Iron Thing- "Well this oughta be worth something."
Nature - Caves
Spooky Hole- "Ugh! What a smell!"- Unimportant Rock Pillar- "That looks pretty sturdy."
Nature - Ruinous Caves
A Smashing Pot- "Wish I could burn it."- Dart Trap- "Rude."
Nasty Spear Trap- "Missed me."
Busted Spear Trap- "Haha. Can't get me anymore."
Tempting Idol- "I should take that off and sell it to a pig."
Eroding Totem- "If I could break it, I could sell it."- Unimportant Pillar- "If that goes the whole thing will fall down."
Vines- "I wish I could burn these."
Wall Brazier- "I could put fire in there!"
Wishing Well- "I wish... to see the world burn."
End's Well- "There's something different about this well."
Aporkalypse Calendar- "Looks ominous. I like it."
Nature - Mant Hill
Antcomb Home- "Gross!"
Honey Chest- "I won't burn it, but only because it makes me honey."
Lamp- "Sweet, sweet fire."
Mant Warrior Egg- "A baby jerk."
Stalacmite Throne- "There's stuff in there I can steal."
Nature - Palace
Palace- "Pompous."
Royal Gallery Exhibit- "How am I supposed to unlock that?"
Turfs
Lawn Turf, Cultivated Turf, Flat Stone Turf, Dense Turf, Rainforest Turf, Wild Plains Turf, Painted Sand Turf, and Mossy Turf- "The ground is boring."
Stone Road Turf- "The road is boring."
Beard Hair Rug- "Does it burn?"
Mobs - Monsters
Ancient Spirit- "Go away! I didn't like you when you were alive!"
Giant Grub- "Likes destroying things as much as I do."
Gnat Swarm- "Agh! They're too small to burn!"
Hanging Vine- "Ugh, vines!"
Mant Warrior- "Yeesh. What are you so angry about?"
Masked Pig- "He's after my money!"
Swashy Hat- "Sneaky!"
Bandit Stash Map- "Good. Now I can steal his stuff."
Poison Dartfrog- "Doesn't look too dangerous to me."
Rabid Beetle- "What're you so mad about?"
Rabid Beetle (sleeping)- "I should draw a mustache on its mustache while it sleeps."
Rabid Beetle (dead)- "Looks dead to me."
Scorpion- "Ugh, gross!"
Scorpion (sleeping)- "I should step on it."
Scorpion (dead)- "Just as gross dead as alive."
Snaptooth Seedling- "Wanna see what my lighter does?"
Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "It's taking a nap."
Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "Good. It's dead."
Snaptooth Flytrap- "You look like you'd burn well."
Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "It's sleeping."
Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "It's very dead now."
Spider Monkey- "Ugh, what are you?!"
Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "It doesn't look so tough now."- Spider Monkey (dead)- "One dead monkey."
Vampire Bat- "Oh, you're creepy."
Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "It must be tired from being such a jerk."
Vampire Bat (dead)- "Creepy and dead."
Pig Skin?- "Weird. Is it from a pig bat?"
Viper- "Jerks that can swim."
Weevole- "Stand still so I can burn you."
Weevole Carapace- "Ew."
Mobs - Neutral Animals
Elder Mandrake- "Great. It's a big one. Just what I need."
Hippopotamoose- "Sure you have impressive horns but can you light fires."
Hippopotamoose Antler- "Yeesh. It's pretty big."
Mant- "You're gross."
Mant (sleeping)- "Still gross."
Mant (dead)- "Gross and dead."
Platapine- "You're weird."
Platapine (sleeping)- "It even sleeps weird."
Platapine (dead)- "That's what you get."
Platapine Quill- "I could probably use this for something."
Pog- "Hey! A doggy!"- Pog (follower)- "Hey! Shoo!"
Pog (sleeping)- "Aw, it's sleeping."
Pog (Aporkalypse)- "I don't like the look of that dog!"
Royal Guard- "The guards don't look so tough."- Royal Guard (sleeping)- "He's snoozing."
- Royal Guard (palace variant)- "Those guys give me the creeps."
- Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "He should get fired."
Mobs - Passive Animals
Banker- "Huh. Doesn't even manage money."- Banker (sleeping)- "He's napping."
Beautician- "What a piece of work!"- Beautician (sleeping)- "She's sleeping."
Collector- "You look boring. What are you selling today?"- Collector (sleeping)- "Just as exciting asleep as he is awake."
Erudite- "Any of this magic stuff burn things?"- Erudite (sleeping)- "Well, that's rude."
Farmer- "I didn't know pigs did farm work."- Farmer (sleeping)- "What a lazy pig!"
Florist- "Can I burn your stuff?"- Florist (sleeping)- "She's asleep."
Hatmaker- "That hat is ugly."- Hatmaker (sleeping)- "She doesn't even take off her hat to sleep."
Hunter- "Fire is the best weapon."- Hunter (sleeping)- "Huh. Completely defenseless like that."
Mayor Truffleston- "Pigs have mayors?"- Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "He's dozing."
Miner- "Yeah, he looks like a miner."- Miner (sleeping)- "Dreaming of rocks, no doubt."
Professor- "A lot of old stuff in here."- Professor (sleeping)- "Someone check for a pulse."
Pig Queen- "Hey there, your majesty."
Shopkeep- "I bet their life is super boring."- Shopkeep (sleeping)- "Asleep. Figures."
Usher- "How do you see through those glasses?"- Usher (sleeping)- "Who sleeps on the street?"
Worker- "He fixes machines."- Worker (sleeping)- "He's dozing."
Kingfisher- "What's wrong with your face?"
Kingfisher and Parrot (sleeping)- "I should catch it while its guard is down."
Kingfisher (dead)- "Ugly and dead."
Parrot- "Never seen a bird like that."
Parrot (dead)- "Demised."
Pigeon- "Flying rats."
Pigeon (sleeping)- "Sleeping flying rats."
Pigeon (dead)- "Whoops."
Dung Beetle- "Beat it, smelly beetle!"
Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "You better run."
Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "How do you sleep with that smell?"
Dung Beetle (dead)- "Squashed."
Glowfly- "Looks slimy."
Glowfly (sleeping)- "(Psst... you're gross.)"
Glowfly (dead)- "Squashed."
Glowfly (cocoon)- "Doing a bad job of hiding from me."
Pangolden- "Yeesh, he’s sucking up all the gold!"
Peagawk- "Jeepers peepers!"
Peagawk (hiding)- "A bush. I think."
Peagawk (sleeping)- "I wonder what burning feathers smell like."
Peagawk (dead)- "Very dead."
Peagawk Plume- "Fancy feathers."
Piko and Orange Piko- "Squirrelly little guy."
Piko (sleeping)- "I bet I could catch it now."
Piko (dead)- "Didn't run fast enough."
Thunderbird- "It likes lightning like I like fire."
Thunder Feather- "Funny little feather."
Mobs - Bosses
Pugalisk- "I'm gonna set it on fire!"
Snake Bone- "Haha. I have its bone."
Petrifying Bones- "Not sorry about this at all."
Pugalisk Skull- "Ha! That's what you get!"
Queen Womant- "Ugh. Ugly."
Royal Crown- "I think it suits me."
Ancient Herald- "What's he all about."
Dark Tatters- "It's from that apocalypse jerk."
Large Iron Hulk- "Hey! Burning is my thing!"
Infused Iron- "Are you supposed to be special or something?"
Mobs - Other
Maxameleon- "Creepy little lizard."
BFB (head)- "A little too pecky for me."
BFB (leg)- "That would look good barbequed."
BFB (tail)- "That's a big bird butt."
Food - Meats
Poison Dartfrog Legs- "I'm not sure I should eat that."
Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "Only one way to find out if it's still poison..."
Gummy Slug- "Ugh!"
Cooked Gummy Slug- "The fire did nothing to make it more appetizing."
Food - Vegetables
Aloe- "Gross. It's all gooey inside."
Cooked Aloe- "I put fire on it."
Asparagus- "They're all chewy like this. They need fire."
Cooked Asparagus- "Not so chewy now, are you?"
Bean Bugs- "Eww. That does not look appetizing."
Cooked Bean Bugs- "Still gross!"
Lotus Flower- "Just a dumb flower."
Cooked Lotus Root- "Fire makes it better."
Nettle- "It smells funny."
Radish- "Like little balls of fire."
Cooked Radish- "Spicy. Like fire for your mouth."
Tuber- "Should be ripe before I burn it."
Fried Tuber- "Fire it always makes it better."
Blooming Tuber- "The flower means it's ripe."
Fried Blooming Tuber- "Aw. The flower didn't even burn."
Food - Crock Pot
Asparagus Soup- "Even water and vegetables taste better with fire."
Feijoada- "Ha! Now I can eat those jerk bugs."
Gummy Cake- "Little chewier than normal cakes."
Hard Shell Tacos- "I like the crunchy part."
Iced Tea- "I prefer hot things."
Nettle Rolls- "It clears my snot."
Snake Bone Soup- "Water and bones are better with fire."
Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "Fire for my tongue."
Steamed Ham Sandwich- "It's a ham sandwich."
Tea- "Fire makes everything better."
Food - Other
Clippings- "I bet I could burn those."
Cooked Seed Pod- "I set it on fire so now I can eat it."
Flytrap Stalk- "Looks like kindling."
Nectar- "Is this even good for anything?"
Magic Water- "It should really be a flame."
Aloe Seeds- "Should I plant this?"
Asparagus Seeds- "This'll make some food."
Radish Seeds- "Ugh! Why can't this just be food already?!"
Misc Items
Oinc- "Some sort of weird coin."
Tenpiece Oinc- "Maybe it's worth something?"
Centapiece Oinc- "I have money to burn!"
Executive Hammer- "Less fun way of burning the city down."- Lost Idol- "Its grin creeps me out."
Lost Totem- "It's really old."
Relic Fragment- "Snooty."
The Blue Sow- "Looks fancier than those other old things."
The Jeweled Truffle- "Ugh. Can't get those jewels out."
Pherostone- "Ughhh, it stinks!"
Alloy- "Fire makes everything better."
Chitin- "Bug skin."
Stalking Stick- "Zoom!"
Deed of home ownership- "My own house to burn to the ground."
Regal Scepter- "This means everyone has to listen to me."
Royal Gallery Key- "I just have to find out what it locks."
Key to the City- "A whole city of my own to burn down!"- Queen Malfalfa- "Looks kinda bossy."
Post Card of the Royal Palace- "Who would want that?"
Can of Silly String- "Hehe. It's so silly."
Noxious Cloud- "Ugh. That looks deadly. And not in a good way."
Announcements
- Can't buy item (generic)- "I didn't want it anyway."
- Can't buy item (not enough money)- "It's too expensive."
- Cannot enter building (locked)- "How am I supposed to get in?!"
- Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "This house isn't around here."
- Coughing- "Cough. Cough. It's like smoke without the fire."
- Digging in Dung Pile-
- "Ick!"
- "Gross!"
- "Burn it all!"
- Fog coming-
- "It's burning hot. But not in a good way."
- "It's too hot."
- Hay Fever starting- "My sinuses are burning."
- Hay Fever ending- "Sniff! I feel better now!"
- Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
- "Ugh! Just die already!"
- "Why won't you break!"
- "I should just burn you!"
- Putting on Living Artifact- "BURN IT ALL!"
- Sneezing- "Achoo!!"
- Vampire Bats are coming- "Bats! Go away!"
Removed
- Cork Barrel- "It doesn't burn."
- Piko and Orange Piko- "Squirrely little guy."
- Rabid Beetle- "Looks slimy."
Trivia
- Her quote for the old Gas Mask ("I like not smelling smelly smells.") may be a reference to a famous Mr. Krabs quote from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants.
| Characters | |
| Don't Starve |           |
| Reign of Giants |   |
| Shipwrecked |     |
| Hamlet |    |
| Don't Starve Together |       |
| Removed |  |
| Unimplemented |         |
| Other |        Minor Characters |