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“I like fire.”

–Willow

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I bet it'd burn!

This page lists Willow's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Willow's quotes for items found in Don't Starve Together. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Razor- "What's it even for?"
• Pocket Scale- "Hey, now I can weigh my fish... not that I care."
• Garden Hoe- "Farming is so much work..."
• Splendid Garden Hoe- "It won't help fires grow, but at least it's shiny."
• Watering Can- "Ugh, who put this water here?!"
• Watering Can (empty)- "That's more like it."
• Waterfowl Can- "Ha. It looks stupid."
• Waterfowl Can (empty)- "Reassuringly dry."
• Beefalo Bell- "Wow, making friends is easy!"

Lights

• Normal and Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "Make the fire come back!"
• Mushlight (off)- "This dumb mushroom's not lighting up."
• Mushlight (on)- "Not as nice as a warm fire."
• Mushlight (burnt)- "C'mon, you saw that coming."
• Glowcap (off)- "I've got a few ideas on how to light it. Heh heh."
• Glowcap (on)- "Pfft, well that was a bright idea."
• Glowcap (burnt)- "Now what?"
• Willow's Lighter- "It's my lucky lighter!"

Survival

• Backpack- "You could fit like a million lighters in here."
• Piggyback- "It's a backpack made out of butts!"
• Bird Trap- "Gonna catch those creepy birds."
• Bug Net- "Doesn't fit over Webber’s big head."
• Honey Poultice- "Eww, no!"
• Telltale Heart- "I expected it to be blacker."
• Booster Shot- "Don't you dare stick that in me!"
• Waterballoon- "Boo! Hissss!"
• Whirly Fan- "No fun, making me exercise to stay cool!"
• Flare- "I can't WAIT to light it!"
• Sea Fishing Rod- "Nowhere to hide now, fish!"
• Tillweed Salve- "I guess that weed was good for something."
• Seed Pack-It- "It would be even easier to just set all the seeds on fire."
• Bernie (held)- "My childhood buddy - Bernie!"
• Bernie (active and inactive)- "Help me, Bernie!"
• BERNIE!- "GET'EM, BERNIE!!"
• Bernie (broken)- "I need to fix Bernie up."
• Chef Pouch- "I'm sure Warly won't mind if I borrow this."
• Tent Roll- "I was never any good at setting these things up."
• Camper's Tent- "I call dibs on the tent!"

Food

• Crock Pot (empty)- "All food must be cleansed with fire."
• Crock Pot (finished)- "Fire makes everything better. Mmm!"
• Bee Box- "Come on fat bees, make honey!"
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "Yay! Let's steal honey!"
• Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "How long does it take this stuff to dry?!"
• Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "It's ready!"
• Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "Forget the rain! Dry!"
• Mushroom Planter (empty)- "It's just a dumb log."
• Mushroom Planter (some)- "There's mushrooms growing in it now."
• Mushroom Planter (lots)- "Gross, they're taking over!"
• Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "Geez, who even needs that many mushrooms?"
• Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "Nasty. Let's burn the rot out."
• Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "Mold problem's taken care of."
• Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "I'm sure fire would fix that."
• Salt Box- "It'll keep my stuff from rotting, for a little while."
• Cookbook- "Uuugh, it's no fun cooking with instructions!"
• Garden Digamajig (held)- "Guess I better find a dumb spot to plant some dumb plants."
• Garden Digamajig- "Yeah, fight that ground!"
• Composting Bin- "Ew, why do we have this?"
• Composting Bin (too wet)- "It's all wet and gross."
• Composting Bin (too dry)- "Is it supposed to be that dry?"
• Composting Bin (balanced)- "I guess it looks okay? For a pile of rotten dirt?"
• Composting Bin (burnt)- "Nice."
• Growth Formula Starter- "Gross."
• Fermenting Growth Formula- "Yup, stuff's happening in there alright."
• Fermented Growth Formula- "Let's hope this works as well as it stinks."
• Super Growth Formula- "Yeesh, plants actually like this stuff?"
• Gardeneer Hat- "Nooo I don't want my head full of plant nerd facts!"
• Tree Jam- "Eww tree gunk!"
• Portable Crock Pot- "Just a dumb pot."
• Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Good. Let's eat!"
• Portable Grinding Mill- "Shakes things up a bit."
• Portable Seasoning Station- "All that work better be worth it."
• Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "All that work for just a little bit of spice?"

Science

• Cartographer's Desk- "I guess I could show everyone where I've been."
• Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Yes!!"
• Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "Scouts don't need maps anyway..."
• Potter's Wheel- "Hm... I could make things that DON'T burn?"
• Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Haha!"
• Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "I'm gonna carve a stone butt."
• Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "I guess that's good, too."
• Think Tank- "Watery nerd stuff."
• Think Tank (burnt)- "Heh heh. Whoops."
• Terra Firma Tamper- "I guess I could use a change in scenery."

Fight

• Spear- "That looks good for jabbin'!"
• Sleep Dart- "Tranquilized things are easier to light on fire."
• Fire Dart- "That's my favorite thing in the whole wide world."
• Marble Suit- "If you're gonna fight you might as well be protected."
• Electric Dart- "Lightning is sort of like fire."
• Tail o' Three Cats- "This means I'm the boss now."
• Napsack- "Who's ready for a nap!"
• Cookie Cutter Cap- "Matches my prickly personality."
• Strident Trident- "It's three times as pokey."
• Battle Helm- "It's got a name scratched on the inside... "W", uh..."
• Battle Spear- "I prefer a flame, but to each her own."
• Trusty Slingshot- "Oooh, now this could do some damage."

Structures

• Birdcage (occupied)- "Ha! Gotcha now!"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "What's all the fuss about?"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "He won't be quiet!"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "At least he's quiet now."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "Maybe I should clean that up."
• Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "I should burn something into it."
• Directional Sign (burnt)- "It said 'Don't play with matches', but the 'Don't' is crossed out now."
• End Table (empty)- "I'm telling you, there's a monster hand under that thing!"
• End Table (flowers)- "Just a bunch of dumb flowers."
• End Table (new light source)- "Not as good as a fire, but at least we won't be in the dark."
• End Table (old light source)- "We're gonna be in the dark soon."
• End Table (wilted)- "Those need replacing."
• End Table (burnt)- "Alright, alright, so I was wrong about the hand!"
• Friendly Scarecrow- "Ha! He thinks he's people!"
• Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "It's a burning man."
• Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Just burnt straw."
• Moon Rock Wall (held)- "I guess I could carry it."
• Moon Rock Wall- "Safe for now."
• Scaled Furnace- "I think I'm in love."
• Wardrobe- "I want to set it on fire."
• Wardrobe (burning)- "Yes! Burn!"
• Wardrobe (burnt)- "Aww, the fire burned out."
• Potted Succulent- "We're keeping it."
• Tackle Receptacle- "Gross, it looks full of bugs."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic- "Who cares about weighing some dumb fish?"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "How does it even fit in there?"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "Pfft, that wasn't even hard."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "Read it and weep!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "Heh... wasn't sure if that would work."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "Nice."
• Astral Detector (held)- "It's humming to itself."
• Astral Detector- "Point the way!"
• Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "Nothing left to find, I guess."
• Produce Scale- "Oooh, that basket looks flammable!"
• Produce Scale (with light item)- "Hey is this thing broken? It's not even showing the weight!"
• Produce Scale (with item)- "Wow. Exciting."
• Produce Scale (with heavy item)- "More to burn."
• Produce Scale (burning)- "Yeah, now we're talking!"
• Produce Scale (burnt)- "Aw, over already?"
• Grooming Station (held)- "Uuuugh, why is everything so much work?"
• Grooming Station- "Come on beefalo, it's dress-up time!"
• Grooming Station (occupied)- "Honestly, anything I do will be an improvement."
• File:Grooming Station Burnt.pngGrooming Station (burnt)- "Heh, well that was fun."
• Craftsmerm House- "Looks just as flammable as the old ones."
• Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "I feel a little bad... actually, no I don't."
• DIY Royalty Kit- "What's all this stuff for?"
• DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "Hahaha-! Uh, I mean, oh no..."
• Royal Tapestry- "I shouldn't burn it... but I want to..."
• Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "Did I do that? It's hard to keep track."
• Merm Flort-ifications- "Ugh, the SMELL coming from that thing!"
• Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "I bet that would catch fire reeeal easy."
• Sisturn (empty)- "A pyre would've been more fun."
• Sisturn (some flowers)- "You're doing it wrong, those flowers aren't dry enough to burn!"
• Sisturn (full)- "I guess it's kind of pretty..."

Refine

• Rope- "What should we tie up??!"
• Cratered Moonrock- "Great. A rock with a hole in it."
• Marble Bean- "I guess we just... plant it? In the dirt?"
• Feathery Canvas- "That took way too much effort."
• Collected Dust- "Great. What am I supposed to do with this stuff?"

Magic

• Meat Effigy- "That's our insurance policy."
• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Our policy was canceled."
• Dark Sword- "It's like dreams that can hurt real things!"
• Bat Bat- "That thing's great for batting at enemies."
• Life Giving Amulet- "I have no idea what it does, but it feels good to wear it!"
• Fire Staff- "That's my absolute favorite toy."
• Ocuvigil- "Pfft. It'll burn like the rest."
• Moon Dial (generic)- "What the heck? I can still see the moon!"
• Moon Dial (new moon)- "A new moon! Great, I hated the old one!"
• Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon is waxing, unlike me."
• Moon Dial (full moon)- "That's as full as it gets."
• Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon's outta here!"
• Moon Dial (in Caves)- "Doesn't work down here."
• Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "I feel like it's staring at me."
• The Lazy Deserter- "Magic stuff."
• The Lazy Deserter (active)- "Walking's for suckers."
• Clean Sweeper- "Oh yeah, I'm gonna have fun with this."
• Kitschy Beaver Idol- "He wouldn't mind if I use this for kindling, right?"
• Kitschy Goose Idol- "Burn it. BURN. IT."
• Kitschy Moose Idol- "Yup, looks cursed alright."

Dress

• Beefalo Hat- "Beast hair to go over people hair!"
• Feather Hat- "A phoenix reborn!"
• Breezy Vest- "Now my friend will never leave."
• Walking Cane- "It's way easier to cover ground with this!"
• Ice Cube- "It's a real mood dampener."
• Rain Coat- "That'll do the trick."
• Eyebrella- "Keeps the rain out your eyes and in someone else's."
• Fashion Goggles- "What a great look!"
• Desert Goggles- "Not very stylish."
• Funcap- "I don't like having my head messed with."
• Seawreath- "Yuck, it feels like snot."
• Astroggles- "At least I'll be wearing it in the storm where nobody can see me."
• Clever Disguise- "Yuck, who'd want a face like that?"
• Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "Okay fine, so I wasn't "in" girl scouts so much as "crashed" girl scouts."

Ancient

• Thulecite Wall (held)- "Will those fit in my pockets?"
• The Lazy Forager- "It picks up burning materials!"
• Thulecite Suit- "Human beings probably shouldn’t wear this."
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "It's no good until it's been placed."
• Premier Gardeneer Hat- "Wow, I always wanted dirt vision... said nobody ever."

​Cartography

• Map Scroll (empty)- "Nothing's on it? I can burn it then, right?"

​Celestial

• Moon Rock Idol- "Looks like a jerk."
• Portal Paraphernalia- "I'd rather burn things down than build them up."
• Moon Glass Axe- "The moon HATES trees."
• Glass Cutter- "Haha, this thing could take an arm off!"
• Bath Bomb- "I still don't want to take a bath."

​Critters

• Kittykit- "You're the perfect lapwarmer."
• Vargling- "Hah, you don't even know you're smelly."
• Ewelet- "Look at those creepy little eyes. Aww."
• Broodling- "We were made for each other."
• Glomglom- "Aww, I could just squish your gross lil face!"
• Giblet- "I could just eat you up."
• Mothling- "She loves flames!"
• Friendly Peeper- "Hey, looking good today!"

​Fishing

• Wooden Ball Bobber, Hardened Slip Bobber, Jet Quill Float, Crimson Quill Float, Azure Quill Float, and Saffron Quill Float- "How am I supposed to burn it when it's in the water?"
• Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spinnerbait and Spoon- "Ha! Fish are so dumb- Ow! Man, that's sharp."
• Rainy Day Lure- "Ugh. Why would I wanna do anything in the rain?"
• Snow Day Lure- "Guess I can catch a fish and a cold at the same time."
• Stupefying Lure- "Wait, what was I doing? Oh cool, a new lure!"
• Heavy Weighted Lure- "This lure's making a face at me..."
• Down Quill Float and Malbatross Quill Float- "What if, now hear me out... I just set it on fire?"

​Sculpt

• Carved Hornucopia- "Ouchhh! I think I chipped a tooth."
• Bubble Pipe Carving- "I prefer smoky fires."
• Pawn Figure- "What sort of peasant doesn't have a torch?!"
• Rook Figure- "That one looks like it could do some damage."
• Knight Figure- "A horse with no butt."
• Bishop Figure- "Just some dumb bishop piece."
• Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "I don't wanna see what comes outta that!"
• Queenly Figure- "Ewww, she doesn't have a head!"
• Kingly Figure- "I'm not afraid of that guy. He doesn't even have arms!"
• Deerclops Figure- "We kicked its butt."
• Bearger Figure- "Those are some pointy teeth."
• Moose/Goose Figure- "Looks as dumb as the real thing."
• Dragonfly Figure- "I think... I think I understand art."
• Moon Moth Figure- "Meh. I can't even burn it."
• Anchor Figure- "It's hard to burn stuff at sea."
• "Moon" Figure- "I guess it's nice."
• Malbatross Figure- "She was a pretty tough old bird."
• Crab King Figure- "Was the treasure worth it?"
• Toadstool Figure- "What are you looking at?"
• Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "Not so tough now, are you?"
• Klaus Figure- "Haha, you can't get me now."
• Bee Queen Figure- "Took the sting out of her stinger."
• Antlion Figure- "Can't shake anything up like that."
• Ancient Guardian Figure- "Pfft, I never needed a guardian. And I turned out fine!"
• Celestial Champion Figure- "Ugh, I'd be happy never seeing that thing again."
• Eye of Terror Figure- "I still feel an evil presence watching me..."
• Twins of Terror Figure- "Great, another creepy statue."

​Seafaring

• Boat Kit- "That's the boat part of the boat."
• Plank- "So, who are we gonna make walk it?"
• Leak- "I only know how to solve fire-based problems."
• Boat Patch- "Fixing stuff is boring, but necessary."
• Oar- "Rowing's dumb. Why don't we just use a sail?"
• Driftwood Oar- "Ugh. Can it be someone else's turn to row?"
• Anchor Kit- "Ooo, let's build an anchor."
• Anchor- "Dropping it is a lot more fun than pulling it back up."
• Mast Kit- "You can't call it "sailing" if you don't have a sail."
• Mast- "Are we allowed to climb it?"
• Winged Sail Kit- "You can really make a sail out of anything."
• Winged Sail- "Just think how much cooler it'd look if I set it on fire."
• Steering Wheel Kit- "Can't sail without that."
• Steering Wheel- "Check out how fast I can spin it!!"
• Tin Fishin' Bin- "Did we just... put a hole in the boat?"
• Pinchin' Winch- "It's only good for grabbing junk from the bottom of the ocean."
• Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "Come on alreadyyyy..."
• Pinchin' Winch (holding item)- "Unless it's something flammable, I'm not that interested."
• Deck Illuminator- "Alternatively, I could just set the mast on fire."
• Lightning Conductor- "That's where the lightning goes."
• Fire Pump- "This thing's broken, it spouts water instead of fire!"

​Balloonomancy

• Pile o' Balloons- "I could fill them with flammable gas."
• Balloon- "That's just asking to be popped."
• Speedy Balloon- "Thanks! I'll be able to set fires twice as fast with this thing!"
• Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "No flying away!"
• Party Balloon- "Hey, when are you gonna make a hot air balloon? I could help!"
• Inflatable Vest- "Squeak-squeak-squeak! Ha ha where's Maxwell, this'll drive him crazy!"
• Balloon Hat- "Hey, a rabbit! Not bad!"

​Books

• Bookcase- "Hey, uh... what library did Ms. Wickerbottom work at, anyway?"
• Birds of the World- "Less reading, more burning!"
• Horticulture, Abridged- "Ughh, who cares?"
• Applied Silviculture- "Hey, it's a book about kindling!"
• Sleepytime Stories- "Bo-oring!"
• The End is Nigh!- "That's my favorite book!"
• On Tentacles- "Looks like kindling to me!"
• The Angler's Survival Guide- "The only thing more boring than fishing is reading about fishing."
• Pyrokinetics Explained- "You see something, you set it on fire. I don't need a book to teach me that!"
• Overcoming Arachnophobia- "Ew, who wants to read a book about spiders?"
• Tempering Temperatures- "Yaaaawwwn."
• Lux Aeterna- "Wow, another book I'll never read!"
• Practical Rain Rituals- "Ugh, I hate rain!"
• Lunar Grimoire- "Another dumb book about whatever."
• Apicultural Notes- ""Rule one: don't set beehives on fire"? This book's stupid!"
• Horticulture, Expanded- "Nice and thick, that should burn for a good while."
• The Everything Encyclopedia- "How would everything even fit in there?"
• Lux Aeterna Redux- "Stop trying to get me to read!"
• Fiery Pen- "Hey, I'm feeling really inspired to write!"

Circuitry

• Bio Scanalyzer- "I can't decide if it's cute or creepy."
• Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "Heh... how mad do you think WX would get if I painted a mustache on it?"
• Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "What are you waiting for, a pat on the head?"
• Circuit Extractor- "Let me try... hold still, WX!"
• Bio Data- "Looks like dumb science stuff for nerds."
• Circuits- "Hey WX, when are you gonna install a flamethrower?"

Clocksmithy

• Clockmaker's Tools- "A bunch of little tools."
• Time Pieces- "Some weird clock junk."
• Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "Why worry about the past or future? It'll all go up in flames eventually."
• Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch (recharging)- "It's not doing much right now."
• Portal Entrance- "Am I really just gonna jump into any old portal I see? Yep!"
• Portal Exit- "It's fun to watch OTHER people fall on their butts."
• Alarming Clock- "That looks dangerous. I wanna try!"

​Ectoherbology

• All Ghostly Elixirs- "Someone should probably check if it's flammable. I volunteer!"

​Engineering

• Trusty Tape- "At least something around here can hold it together."
• Winona's Catapult- "It flings big stinkin' rocks."
• Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "Is this thing on?"
• Winona's Inventions (burning)- "Hehehe!"
• Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "Well, that was mildly entertaining."
• Winona's Spotlight- "So no more night fires then?"
• Winona's Generator- "Iunno, it's Winona's junk."
• Winona's Generator and G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "It's on its last legs."
• Winona's Generator and G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "Oops. It broke."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator- "More of Winona's weird junk."

​Green Thumb

• Bramble Husk- "I think Wormwood made it."
• Bramble Trap- "It's got really sharp thorns."
• Compost Wrap- "That's disgusting!"

​Seasonings

• Garlic Powder- "Powdered stink."
• Honey Crystals- "It's like drinking candy."
• Chili Flakes- "I like the way it sets my mouth on fire."
• Seasoning Salt- "People say I'M salty."

​Slingshot Ammo

• Pebbles, Gold Rounds, Marbles, Freeze Rounds, Slow-Down Rounds, and Cursed Rounds- "Ever considered making your ammo a little more flammable?"
• Poop Pellets- "Flammable enough for me!"

Spider Care

• Den Decorating Set- "Hey Webber, it's way more fun to burn paper than to draw on it!"
• Webby Whistle- "Nu-uh, I'm not putting that thing anywhere near my face."
• Shoo Box- "Well it might not work, but at least it makes noise!"
• Healing Glop- "Ewww it's all goopy!"
• Warrior, Cave, Shatter, and Strider Switcherdoodle- "Give one to Wilson, I'm sure he'd loooove to try it! Heheh."
• Dangler, Spitter, and Nurse Switcherdoodle- "Eww, there's legs sticking out of it!"

​Stagecraft

• Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, Bel Canto of Courage, and Fireproof Falsetto- "Hey look, fancy kindling!"
• Rude Interlude- "Heh. Okay, I'm using that one."
• Startling Soliloquy- "Boring words I don't care about."

Strongman

• Mighty Gym- "You know what this strongman show needs? Pyrotechnics!"
• Mighty Gym (burnt)- "I don't know what Wolfgang's so upset about, I thought the fire effects were great!"
• Dumbbell- "Quit making stuff I can't burn!"
• Golden Dumbbell and Gembell- "Did he really need to make it so fancy?"
• Potato Sack- "I could make it a roasted potato sack, just say the word!"

​Events

Hallowed Nights

• Candy Bag- "I'm gonna stuff so much candy in there!"
• Candy Apple- "That's wayyyy better than a regular apple!"
• Candy Corn- "Do people actually eat these or are they just a bad joke?"
• Catcoon Candy- "These are a meow-uthful."
• Choco Pigs- "I'm gonna need about a dozen of these."
• Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "Yesssss! Lollipops!"
• Gummy Spider- "Eww! I hate black licorice!"
• Jelly Worm- "Why does something so yummy have to look so gross!"
• Not-So-Candy Corn- "Ewwww it's corn flavored!"
• Raisins- "Burn them!!!"
• "Raisins"- "Hey Wolfgang, eat one and tell us what it is!"
• Candy Lice- "Yuck! That's disgusting!"
• Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "It's sorta tangy."
• Lava Pepper- "Mmm! It burns my mouth so good!"
• Broken Stake- "Looks like firewood to me."
• Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "Just a big dumb ball."
• Empty Elixir- "Hey Wes! Dare you to drink the last bit!"
• Faux Fangs- "Pfft, they're not even sharp."
• Monkey Paw- "Ughhh! That's so nasty!"
• Spider Ring- "Ewww! Who would ever wear that!"
• Binoculars- "It makes stuff look small no matter which way I turn it."
• Lone Glove- "Who needs just one glove?"
• Snail Scale- "Snails are gross!"
• Goop Canister- "Ooo, it's warm."
• Toy Cobra- "I don't like snakes."
• Crocodile Toy- "Yeesh. I can feel the nostalgia dripping off it."
• Broken Terrarium- "It's just junk."
• Odd Radio- "It's got kind of a dumb face, huh?"
• Broken Hairdryer- "I never take my pigtails out anyway."
• Mad Scientist Lab- "I like the fire!"
• Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "It's like there's a fire in my belly."
• Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "Ah. The strong stuff."
• Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "I wish it was a little stronger."
• Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "I didn't think it was possible to make fire better."
• Steeped Lunar Essence- "Piping hot mutation juice!"
• Totally Normal Root- "It's a stick. But I can't even set it on fire."
• Totally Normal Sapling- "Should I wait until it gets bigger to set it on fire?"
• Bat Decoration- "I should decorate for Halloween."
• Crow Decoration- "I'm gonna stick you in a tree."
• Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "I should hang it somewhere and scare people."
• Ghost Decoration- "Can I set it on fire?"
• Spider Decoration- "Ugh. I hate those jerks."
• Tentacle Decoration- "Wish it was flammable."
• Bats coming out of tree- "Were those bats, or am I just seeing things."
• Drinking bravery potion- "Haha! Those bats don't scare me anymore!"
• Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "Huh. Alright then."

Winter's Feast

• Gift Wrap- "Ribbons burn real good!"
• Gift- "It's for me right?!"
• Festive Tree Planter- "Are we gonna grow a tree?"
• Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Happy Winter's Feast, everybody."
• Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "It's a bit shrimpy."
• Winter's Feast Tree- "Looks great!"
• Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "Now we're celebrating!"
• Gingerbread Cookie- "Honestly, who DOESN'T eat the head first?"
• Eternal Fruitcake- "Anyone else sense the overpowering stench of evil?"
• Sugar Cookie- "Doesn't look too bad, considering!"
• Candy Cane- "Gimme two of 'em and I can do a MacTusk impression."
• Chocolate Log Cake- "A log for eating, not for burning."
• Plum Pudding- "I'm gonna totally stuff my face!!"
• Apple Cider- "Sure beats rainwater!"
• Hot Cocoa- "I only like it when it's SCALDING."
• Heavenly Eggnog- "Who knew stuff from a bird's butt could be so tasty?"
• Festive Bauble- "Bibble-ty bauble-ty boo!"
• Festive Light- "It's like a fire, but without the burning!"
• Magnificent Adornment- "Woah, shiny! Nice!"
• Champion Adornment- "I should toast this over an open fire."
• Appeasing Adornment- "So cute I don't even wanna burn it."
• Masonry Oven- "I'm on board with anything that involves fire."
• Masonry Oven (cooking)- "Ugh, this is the most boring part."
• Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "Is it done yet?!"
• Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "Mmmm, you can still taste the fire!"
• Winter's Feast Table- "Are we having company?"
• Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "Looks so good I almost don't want to burn it."
• Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "Oops, wrong food. Burn the mistake."
• Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "Now I'm really feeling the holiday spirit!"
• Merry Berrysauce- "This is the best part!"
• Bibingka- "Mmm, I can still smell the fire."
• Cabbage Rolls- "Yeah, I can roll with these."
• Festive Fish Dish- "It's just so festive!"
• Good Gravy- "Yeah! Pour on the gravy!"
• Latkes- "No skimping on the sour cream!"
• Lutefisk- "It actually looks pretty tasty."
• Mulled Punch- "Ahh, it's like there's a warm fire in my belly."
• Panettone- "Am I just hungry, or does everything look extra tasty?"
• Pavlova- "It's so delicate looking, I just want to smush it."
• Pickled Herring- "How does it smell so good?"
• Polish Cookies- "Yup, I'll be having ten more of those."
• Pumpkin Pie- "Yep, I'm eating this whole thing."
• Roasted Turkey- "Everything tastes better with fire."
• Stuffing- "Out of the turkey and into my stomach!"
• Sweet Potato Casserole- "Don't mind if I do."
• Tamales- "It's like a little bit of fire in my mouth!"
• Tourtiere- "Get into my pie hole!"
• Gingerbread Pig- "Hey get back here!"
• Gingerbread Pig House- "I almost don't want to burn this one."
• Gingerbread Varg- "Desserts should not eat people!"
• Cookie Crumbles- "Haha. That little guy is losing his parts."
• Holiday Cheer- "Reminds me of sitting by the fire on cold winter nights."
• Eating Holiday Cheer- "Does anyone else smell a campfire?"
• Eating without feasting- "Fiiiiiine, I'll share with everyone else."
• Feasting- "Can't talk, must eat."
• Feasting buff- "It's like there's little sparks flying around me!"
• Feasting buff wearing off- "Aw man. Guess it's time to get some real sparks flying!"

Lunar New Year

• Red Pouch- "What a great color!"
• Lucky Gold Nugget- "I don't think I'm supposed to spend this."
• Red Firecrackers- "Light'em up!"
• Red Lantern- "Anything with a fire in it is okay by me."
• Lucky Fan- "It's a big ol' fan."
• Lucky Beast Head- "Sooo ferocious!"
• Lucky Beast Body- "Aww, I always get caught in the middle!"
• Lucky Beast Tail- "I wanna be the caboose!"
• Floating Lantern- "Ha! Fire beats water!"
• Dappled and Golden Koi- "It's kind of pretty for something that lives in the water."

Gobbler

• Gobbler Shrine- "I don't even like gobblers!"
• Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "What do we have to do now?"
• Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "Well, that's burned now."

Varg

• Varg Shrine- "That looks WAY better!"
• Varg Shrine (empty)- "It's missing something. Like fire."
• Varg Shrine (burning)- "That's what we were supposed to do, right?"
• Varg Shrine (burnt)- "I may've misunderstood."
• Lucky Whistle- "Heh heh. STAY."
• Clay Hound- "This dog is stone cold!"
• Clay Hound (statue)- "Welp, that's a weird shape for a rock."
• Clay Varg- "How'd you get your eyes to do that?!"
• Clay Varg (statue)- "Did someone carve this thing?"
• Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "Trading diagrams is for dorks."
• Hound Figure- "It almost looks friendly."
• Varg Figure- "It doesn’t look so tough now."

Pig King

• Pig Shrine- "Where's the shrine to me?"
• Pig Shrine (empty)- "Needs meat."
• Pig Shrine (burnt)- "Burnt. I like it."
• Tribute Roast- "I'm gonna eat it all!"
• Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "Nah. I'll feed it to something."
• Fish Heads on a Stick- "A little snack to fill my belly."
• Golden Belt- "I'd burn it, but it might be worth something."
• Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "Eat dirt!"
• Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "You, I like."
• Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "Sure does like using those signs."
• Elite Pig (Wade)- "All washed up."
• Can't play game (too late)- "Naw. It's too late."
• Can't play game (area not empty)- "Aww... You mean I gotta clean up first?"
• Can't play game (danger)- "Not now! There's big jerks around."

Carrat

• Carrat Shrine- "How come the rat-thing gets a shrine and I don't?"
• Carrat Shrine (empty)- "Let me guess, I've gotta give you something."
• Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "No regrets."
• Starting Point Kit- "What a gong show."
• Starting Point- "Mine's gonna win, obviously."
• Finish Line Kit- "Let's see, where's a good spot for me to win?"
• Finish Line- "I should set it on fire, it'll be easier to see that way."
• Finish Line (burnt)- "Now that's more like it."
• Finish Line (won)- "Pfft, as if there was any doubt I'd win."
• Finish Line (lost)- "{winner} was just lucky, I'm winning the next one."
• Checkpoint Kit- "There's not nearly enough fire in those lanterns."
• Checkpoint- "Looks perfectly flammable to me."
• Navigation Gym Kit- "A gym-shaped pile of potential kindling."
• Navigation Gym- "This should be fun."
• Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "Getting dizzy yet?"
• Navigation Gym (burnt)- "All's well that burns well."
• Reflex Gym Kit- "A gym-shaped pile of potential kindling."
• Reflex Gym- "Sure, why not."
• Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "Ha! I could watch this all day."
• Reflex Gym (burnt)- "All's well that burns well."
• Speed Gym Kit- "A gym-shaped pile of potential kindling."
• Speed Gym- "What if I just set it on fire a little bit? For motivation!"
• Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "Look at those little legs go!"
• Speed Gym (burnt)- "All's well that burns well."
• Endurance Gym Kit- "A gym-shaped pile of potential kindling."
• Endurance Gym- "Not my idea of "feeling the burn"."
• Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "Go on, get the berry!"
• Endurance Gym (burnt)- "All's well that burns well."
• Carrat Scale Kit- "A nice, scale-shaped pile of potential kindling."
• Carrat Scale- "My Carrat's off the scale! I mean literally."
• Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "Meh. I've seen better."
• Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "Now we're talking!"
• Carrat Scale (burnt)- "Ha! Nice."
• Packet of Seeds- "Just a bunch of seeds."
• Premium Seed Packet- "Oh wow, special seeds, how exciting."
• Carrat Figure- "Now all I can think of is roasted carrots."
• Charlie's Carrat- "That's a weird looking Carrat."
• Can't start race with no participants- "A race isn't any fun without someone to beat."
• Race starting- "Alright, let's win that prize!"
• Carrat is sleeping- "Hey! WAKE UP!!"
• Carrat is stunned- "Not so good with the reflexes, huh?"
• Carrat going wrong way-
  • "You dumb Carrat, you're going the wrong way!"
  • "Hey! The finish line's THAT way!"
• Carrat is slow- "Um, can we maybe go a bit faster?!"
• Carrat is exhausted- "That thing's looking kinda rough."
• Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
  • "Hey, you're not my Carrat!"
  • "Mine is the little orange one, with whiskers."

Beefalo

• Beefalo Shrine- "Got any firecrackers?"
• Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "Guess I should give it something."
• Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "It was a celebratory burning!"
• Sewing Machine (held)- "What a nice pile of kindling!"
• Sewing Machine- "I never liked sewing."
• Judge's Booth (held)- "Ughhh, so much wooorrkk..."
• Judge's Booth- "You think you can judge me?!"
• Beefalo Stage (held)- "Here's an idea - instead of building it I just set it on fire!"
• Beefalo Stage- "Setting one of these on fire would make the contest way more exciting."
• Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "Looks like I'll have to put a few of these together to make anything worthwhile."
• Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "Hey judge! Get a load of this!"
• Beefalo Dolls- "You and Bernie will get along great!"
• ()Warrior Costume Pattern- "Ooooh, looks dangerous!"
• ()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "Awww, my beefalo's gonna be so hideous and adorable!"
• ()Festive Costume Pattern- "It needs more firecrackers before I'd call it "festive"."
• ()Flowery Costume Pattern- "Once the flowers dry out they'll make nice kindling."
• ()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "Uh, is this really a sewing pattern?"
• ()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "Don't beefalo already have hairy winter coats?"
• ()Formal Costume Pattern- "Ugh, it looks so stuffy and proper."
• ()Victorian Costume Pattern- "Ha! This is gonna look hilarious!"
• ()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "My beefalo's already a lucky beast. He gets to be my friend!"
• Beefalo Figure- "Hey, they got his good side!"
• Calling beefalo- "Hey beefalo! Get over here!"
• Can't build stage too far- "How would the judge even see my beefalo this far away?"
• Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "Might help if I had a beefalo..."
• Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "I need to get that beefalo over here."
• Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "Already done."
• Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "Ugh, there's just no reasoning with them when they get like this."
• Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "No take backs!"
• Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "I bet this would be a lot more exciting if I set something on fire."
• Failed to start contest (generic)- "Hey weird guy! Helloooo?"
• Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "Guess he's somewhere else."
• Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "Hey! Quit doing whatever you're doing and look at this!"
• Learned new costume pattern- "I think I could make a new beefalo costume now."
• Costume pattern already known- "Ugh, I already know this one!"

Catcoon

• Catcoon Shrine- "Alright, what festive goodies can we get from ya?"
• Catcoon Shrine (empty)- "You're askin' for donations now?"
• Catcoon Shrine (burnt)- "Heh."
• Kitcoon Nursery Kit- "Everything you need to build a precariously balanced house for kitcoons."
• Kitcoon Nursery- "They're so small that they all fit."
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek)- "They're out playing, let's go find em'!"
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek, time almost up)- "Time's almost up, they're not gonna hide at home!!! Or is that what they want me to think... nope, it's empty, aargh!"
• Kitcoon Nursery (burnt)- "Nice. Hope they evacuated, though. " [sic]
• Wind-up Mouse Toy- "I don't think I've ever actually seen a normal mouse around here."
• Kit Collar- "I should test its fire resistance. Y'know, to make sure it's safe."
• Gobbler Wobbler Kit- "The kitcoons are waiting for their toys!"
• Gobbler Wobbler- "I wanna kick it!"
• Gobbler Wobbler (burnt)- "Hahaha YES!!"
• Kit Teaser Kit- "Alright, where's a good spot to put it..."
• Kit Teaser- "Go on, get the fishy!"
• Kit Teaser (burnt)- "Nice."
• Kitcoon Figure- "I wanna push it over."
• Catcoon Figure- "Heh. I like this one."
• Kitcoon (all)- "You're very small and squeaky."
• Ticoon- "What a fancy, tired looking catcoon. Maybe he's a businessman."
• Ticoon (abandoned)- "I don't need your help!"
• Ticoon (found Kitcoon)- "Haha, he got you!"
• Ticoon (lost trail)- "Drat, looks like someone beat me to it."
• Ticoon (Kitcoon nearby)- "There's a kitcoon around here, I can feel it..."
• Ticoon (tracking)- "Looks like he's onto something!"
• Ticoon (tracking for someone else)- "That's not my guy."
• Ticoon (no Kitcoons)- "Looks like he's not findin' anything."
• Ticoon (Kitcoons too far)- "Don't think his nose can sniff that far."

The Forge

• Battlemaster Pugna- "Pfft, I bet he can't even fight."
• Pit Pig- "Keep that snout to yourself!"
• Crocommander- "Jeez, what's his crocodeal?"
• Snortoise- "Hey! How am I s'pose to hit you with all that armor?"
• Scorpeon- "It's got a weaponized butt!"
• Boarilla- "You can't push me around."
• Grand Forge Boarrior- "He looks pretty haggard."
• Rhinocebro- "Pfft. Whatever Rhinocebros."
• Infernal Swineclops- "Bet you think you're safe in all that armor."
• Ancient Gateway (off)- "This is WAY better than our gate back home!"
• Ancient Gateway (on)- "Time to go."
• Ancient Anchor (empty)- "There's no key in it."
• Ancient Anchor (key)- "Looks good."
• Forge Portal- "Jerks come out of it."
• Battle Standard- "Kill that flag!"
• Baby Spider- "That spider's so tiny!"
• Magma Golem- "Woah! I love it!"
• Living Staff- "I could take a crack at it."
• Infernal Staff- "So I just wave it and FIRE APPEARS?"
• Petrifying Tome- "Looks like kindling to me."
• Tome of Beckoning- "Looks interesting, for a book."
• Forging Hammer- "That weapon looks boring."
• Pith Pike- "I don't want to use that."
• Spiral Spear- "Looks cumbersome."
• Riled Lucy- "That's Woodie's axe."
• Blacksmith's Edge- "No way I can use that!"
• Darts- "Ptoo! Now you're dead!"
• Molten Darts- "Ooh, the firepower!"
• Hearthsfire Crystals- "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"
• Reed Tunic- "This armor isn't very good."
• Feathered Reed Tunic- "It barely does anything."
• Wood Armor- "This armor will stop a blow or two."
• Jagged Wood Armor- "Good for smackin' stuff."
• Silken Wood Armor- "I could do neat stuff more often with that."
• Stone Splint Mail- "That armor looks pretty safe."
• Steadfast Stone Armor- "Nothing's gonna get through that!"
• Grand Armor- "Woohoo! I should put that on."
• Barbed Helm- "So pointy!"
• Nox Helm- "I'd wear it if I felt like hitting stuff."
• Resplendent Nox Helm- "Dibs!"
• Feathered Wreath- "It's a feather crown!"
• Crystal Tiara- "Ohh, I want it!"
• Clairvoyant Crown- "Ooo, gimme!"
• Woven Garland- "Comes with a matching staff!"
• Flower Headband- "That's a great wreath!"
• Blossomed Wreath- "I don't even wanna burn it!"
• Started revival- "Hey! Get back up!"
• Finished revival- "You got this!"
• Revived- "Thanks for the hand!"
• Refusing inappropriate weapon- "I'm not using that!"

The Gorge

• Mumsy- "Her eyes creep me out."
• Billy- "He'll eat just about anything."
• Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm- "Hey, what'dya got for me?"
• Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "Nice hat. Are you selling that, too?"
• Swamp Pig Elder- "They're not so different from the pigs back at our place."
• Swamp Pig Elder and Pigeon (sleeping)- "It's taking a nap."
• Swamp Pig- "Not the prettiest face."
• Old Beefalo- "Haha. You're old."
• Pigeon- "I haven't got any crumbs for you."
• Pigeon (dead)- "It's dead."
• Pebble Crab- "Don't worry, I won't kick you."
• Berry Bush- "But I want more berries!"
• Fern- "I can take my pick of them."
• Mushroom- "They're so hideous they're almost cute."
• Mushroom (picked)- "Hey! Give me more mushrooms!"
• Rotten Crop- "That one stayed in the ground too long."
• Sapling- "Well. Might as well burn it now."
• Spotty Shrub- "It smells kind of pepper-y."
• Spotty Shrub (picked)- "That's not growing back."
• Sugarwood Tree- "Aw! It's impervious to fire."
• Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "It's kinda useless now."
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "It's taking forever!"
• File:Sugarwood Tree Tapped Full.pngSugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "Sap's ready!"
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "Stupid bugs."
• Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "You don't look so hot, tree."
• Ivy- "Yawn."
• The Altar of Gnaw- "Don't. Look. Up."
• The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "I wonder where all the food goes. Probably somewhere gross."
• Ancient Gateway- "I'm just gonna keep jumping through portals til I figure out a way home."
• Beast of Hunger (1)- "Haha! Look at this dumb goat statue."
• Beast of Hunger (2)- "Ew. It's ugly."
• Broken Carriage- "It's so busted, I don't even wanna light it on fire."
• Dilapidated Cathedral- "What a waste. It could've burned down."
• Dilapidated Chimney (1)- "What's a chimney without a fireplace?"
• Dilapidated Chimney (2)- "Ugh! It won’t even burn."
• Dilapidated Clocktower- "That would look better on fire."
• Dilapidated Door- "It'd be better if it was burnt."
• Dilapidated House-
  • "It's like there was a Great Fire, without the fire."
  • "There's no one here. Boring."
  • "I wish this would burn."
• Dilapidated Roof- "The roof isn't on fire."
• Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "Gross."
• Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "Ugly."
• Worn Pig House- "It's just asking to be burned down."
• House Rubble- "Hey pigs! Your house blew down!"
• Iron Fence- "That looks sharp."
• Locked Iron Gate- "I can't even burn it open!"
• Iron Gate- "Didn't even have to melt the locks."
• Mealing Stone- "I can smash stuff down with it."
• Park Fountain- "A fountain with no water. Maybe that's a metaphor?"
• Post- "Boring."
• Queen Beast- "What's so great about her?"
• Rundown House- "That's what passes for a village around here, I guess."
• Safe- "Ha! Cracked it."
• Locked Safe- "I can't get it to open."
• Sammy's Wagon- "There's a lot of stuff to burn in there."
• Pipton's Cart- "I'd burn it, but I need the things in there."
• Salt Pond- "Blech! Tastes like ocean."
• Stone Pillar- "It's stone. I can't burn it."
• Streetlight- "Just an old lamp post."
• Small Streetlight- "Whatever. It's a lamp."
• Smashed Clock- "I'd love to burn that to ashes."
• Urn- "Cremation is the only way to do it."
• Wrecked Bicycle- "Metal doesn't burn well."
• Pot Hanger (held, 1)- "We're gonna cook that up real nice."
• Pot Hanger (held, 2)- "It needs to be set up in a firepit."
• Pot Hanger- "I set it up. Now what?"
• Oven (held)- "I can't wait to use it!"
• Oven (1)- "Now we're cooking!"
• Oven (2)- "Now we're cooking."
• Small Grill (held)- "I should set it up over the firepit."
• Small Grill- "If it was bigger I could use more fire."
• Large Grill (held)- "Ugh, I guess I should set it up."
• Large Grill- "Fire it up!"
• Cookpot (1)- "It goes on the fire."
• Cookpot (2)- "It goes with the fire."
• Large Cookpot- "I should light a fire under its butt."
• Small Casserole Dish- "It's kinda small."
• Large Casserole Dish- "Fancy."
• Syrup Pot- "Sweet stuff goes in there."
• Salt Rack (held)- "We can use it to get some cooking salt."
• Salt Rack- "Grow faster, salt crystals!"
• Salt Rack (ready)- "Gotta dredge the salt up."
• Crab Trap- "That'll show those crabs."
• Hoe- "You mean I gotta do work?"
• Slaughter Tools- "I'd rather burn things."
• Tree Tapping Kit- "Now we can get sap out of the trees."
• Key- "I'll use this if I can't burn it open."
• Iron Key- "There's more stuff to burn in the park."
• Ancient Key- "Fancy key."
• All Seed Packet types- "Aw... I won't know what these are until I plant them."
• All Seed types- "It's just a bunch of seeds."
• Salmon- "Look at it, flopping around like that."
• Cooked Salmon- "All it needed was some fire."
• Crab Meat- "Needs more fire."
• Cooked Crab Meat- "I bet it's tasty."
• Cooked Foliage- "Leaf this to a professional."
• Mushroom (item)- "It's totally raw. Fire could fix that!"
• Cooked Mushroom- "
• Garlic- "It's just a couple cloves of garlic."
• Roast Garlic- "Fire made it better."
• Onion- "It's so bulbous."
• Roast Onion- "Roasting. My favorite cooking method."
• Potato- "We grew it in that gross muck."
• Roast Potato- "Cooking just means sticking stuff in fire."
• Toma Root- "Cutting these is a pain."
• Roast Toma Root- "It just needed a couple minutes on the fire."
• Turnip- "Haha gross, I hate turnips."
• Roast Turnip- "Take that, turnip."
• Wheat- "How on earth do you eat this?"
• Flour- "Can you just eat flour?"
• Goat Milk- "What? We needed milk."
• Salt Crystals- "I licked one. Had to."
• Salt- "I need a pinch or two on all my food."
• Sap- "Mmm! Pure sugar!"
• Ruined Sap- "Well that's dumb."
• Syrup- "Mmmm..."
• Spotty Sprig- "It's a piece of that pepper-y bush."
• Spot Spice- "Spices... the true spice of life."
• Old Coin- "Wow. A coin. Pfft."
• Sapphire Medallion- "I can probably buy something good with this."
• Red Mark- "I'm rich!"
• Gnaw's Favor- "Guess that thing liked what we gave it."
• Prepared dish- "Maybe that thing up there'll eat it."
• Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "It doesn't want that. Might as well burn it."
• Prepared dish (matches craving)- "This should shut that thing up for a while."
• Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "This won't shut it up for long."
• Burnt Food- "Looks good to me."
• Silver Plate- "Ohh. Look who's fancy now!"
• Silver Bowl- "Now I don't have to use my hands."
• Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "I can't even burn it!"
• Cannot slaughter Old Beefalo (too far)- "Hey! Get back here!"
• Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "It's already on a dish!"
• Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "Ugh! I can't use that dish for that food!"
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "I have to wait for it to eat this one first."
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "I wouldn't serve that to a dog!"
• Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "You mean there's another key?!"
• Cannot use item (occupied)- "But I want to use it!"
• Food ruined (bad recipe)- "Okay, so that didn't work."
• Food ruined (overcooked)- "Whoops, burnt it. Heh heh."
• Lost round- "I think it's angry!!"
• Won round- "Let's get out of here!"

Midsummer Cawnival

• Corvus Goodfeather- "I like him."
• Crow Kid- "I wonder where they've been hiding all this time."
• Cawnival Token- "What is this, bird money?"
• Prize Ticket- "Hey, kindling!"
• Prize Tickets (small stack)- "That'll make a nice little fire."
• Prize Tickets (large stack)- "What a perfectly flammable pile."
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, and Egg Scramble (held)- "Aw come on, I've got to set it up myself?"
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, and Egg Scramble- "I've uh... never actually been to a carnival before. Do I give it something?"
• Hubbub for Grub (playing)- "Heh. This actually looks kinda fun."
• Hubbub for Grub (trapdoor)- "A little door to nowhere special."
• Grub- "They're fake worms, but I could use them to set a real fire!"
• Eggs in a Basket (playing)- "Too much brain work, this one gets the torch."
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor)- "A little door to nowhere special."
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor, playing)- "Yeah, that's the one!"
• Egg Scramble (playing)- "Run eggs, run!"
• Scrambling Egg- "Hey! Get back here!"
• Prize Booth (held)- "Uuuugh, one more thing to build."
• Prize Booth- "Ooooh, prizes!"
• Confetti Cannon (held)- "Hehehe, this will be fun."
• Confetti Cannon- "Let's liven things up a bit!"
• Confetti Cannon (cooldown)- "I only wish it had a more fiery explosion."
• Cawnival Sapling- "Why don't I just burn it and call it a day?"
• Cawnival Tree- "Hm, the ground around it does looks kind of empty..."
• Cawnival Tree (level 2)- "I think those weird birds like the decorations."
• Cawnival Tree (level 3)- "Alright, I'm bored of decorating. Moving on."
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, Midsummer Night Light, and Miniature Tree (held)- "Can somebody else put it together for me?"
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, and Mini Pendulum Ride- "Can you imagine how great that would look if it was on fire?"
• Midsummer Night Light- "It makes light, but no fire. Creepy."
• Miniature Tree- "Guess this tree never got its growth spurt."
• File:Mystery Box.pngMystery Box- "Ooooh what's in the box?"
• Cawnival Statuette- "Aww, it's so cute and flammable!"
• Cawnival Statuette (uncommon)- "If I gather enough of these I could make a pretty good bonfire."
• Cawnival Statuette (rare)- "Wow, a rare one! I bet it'll burn even better!"
• Seed Clusters- "Ugh, bird food."
• Corny Slush- "It keeps getting stuck in my teeth."
• Chirpy Scarf- "Flaming red, just how I like it!"
• Chirpy Cloak- "Just don't wear that too close to an open flame. Or do... heh heh."
• Chirpy Capelet- "Breezy."
• Can't activate Cawnival game (already in use)- "Come on, hurry up!"
• Can't activate Cawnival game (not token)- "I guess that won't work."
• Can't summon Corvus (already here)- "I know I saw that fancy bird guy around here."
• Can't summon Corvus (busy)- "Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm gonna keep going until you answer me!"
• Can't summon Corvus (not Cawnival time)- "Aww, looks like they all left."
• Missed in Hubbub for Grub- "I wasn't too slow, it was too fast."

Nature - Plants

• Sapling- "It'd be worth it to pick that."
• Berry Bush (burning)- "Yes!! Burn!!"
• Berry Bush (picked)- "But I want more berries!"
• Reeds (picked)- "It's just reed stubble."
• Sapling (withered)- "It's so dry, it's like it WANTS to be on fire."
• Lumpy Sapling- "I should burn that thing before it reaches full ugliness."
• Burnt Spiky Bush- "It looks sharp."
• Twiggy Tree- "How are you supposed to get the sticks from up there??"
• Twiggy Tree (stump)- "One less tree in the world."
• Twiggy Tree (burning)- "YES! BURN!"
• Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "I wish it was still burning."
• Twiggy Tree (old)- "Fire would release it from its torment."
• Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "It'll grow... unless something fiery happens to it."
• Twiggy Tree Cone- "Looks like campfire fuel to me!"
• Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush (disease warning)- "Blech. You smell."
• Diseased Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush- "Burn the sick!"
• Juicy Berry Bush- "Ready for picking!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "Make mooooore!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "Yes!! Burn!!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "Did I say you could stop growing?!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "What's the matter, got no dirt?"
• Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "It's burning up."
• Marble Sprout- "That makes no sense!"
• Marble Shrub- "What sort of bush doesn't burn?!"
• Rose- "I'd like to burn this flower in particular."
• Succulent- "It's a small, unburned plant."
• Succulent (held)- "It's been picked."
• Bull Kelp- "I bet we could eat that."
• Bull Kelp (picked)- "Nothing left to take."
• Bull Kelp Stalk- "Haha! This thing's great."
• Driftwood- "This tree looks super weird."
• Driftwood (stump)- "I could still burn the stump."
• Driftwood (burning)- "YES!"
• Driftwood (burnt)- "Well, that was fun."
• Driftwood Piece- "Perfect for burning."
• Lune Tree- "It's so pretty, I might actually feel bad burning it!"
• Lune Tree (stump)- "It's not gonna grow back."
• Lune Tree (burning)- "HAHA, YES!"
• Lune Tree (burnt)- "I don't feel as bad as I thought I would."
• Lune Tree Blossom- "This would look even prettier if it was on fire."
• Lune Tree Sapling- "Just an un-burned baby tree."
• Stone Fruit Bush- "It's a fruit bush of some sort."
• Stone Fruit Bush (picked)- "Someone took the fruit already."
• Stone Fruit Bush (barren)- "It's not going to grow fruit anymore."
• Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "Pfft, it's barely even hot out."
• Stone Fruit Bush (disease warning)- "I think it's getting sick."
• Diseased Stone Fruit Bush- "EW, it smells!!"
• Stone Fruit Bush (burning)- "Yesss!"
• Sprouting Stone Fruit- "Ewww it's got a little arm."
• Spiny Bindweed- "It's all spiny."
• Binding Roots- "Get outta here you stupid weed!"
• Plant (happy)- "It looks... fine?"
• Plant (stressed)- "I'd guess there's more than one thing bothering it."
• Plant (very stressed)- "Something's got it really upset."
• Plant (stressed, killjoys nearby)- "Ugh, do I really have to weed the garden again?"
• Plant (stressed, not enough identical plants nearby)- "What's wrong? Don't tell me it's lonely?"
• Plant (stressed, too many plants nearby)- "These plants could use some more personal space."
• Plant (stressed, bad season)- "Guess it doesn't like the weather."
• Plant (stressed, not enough water)- "Looking nice and crispy!"
• Plant (stressed, poor nutrients)- "Ms. Wickerbottom's always going on about nutrients in the soil. Maybe it needs that."
• Plant (stressed, left unattended)- "What do you want from me?!"
• Giant Carrots- "A big old carrot."
• Giant Corn- "Let's get this thing on the fire!"
• Giant Pumpkin- "I could stick the biggest candle in there! It'll be great!"
• Giant Eggplant- "What am I supposed to do with all this eggplant?!"
• Giant Durian- "Of course THIS is the one that grows well..."
• Giant Pomegranate- "I bet it looks super gross inside!"
• Giant Dragon Fruit- "I wish it was a fire-breathing Dragonfruit."
• Giant Watermelon- "Ugh, way too much water!"
• Giant Toma Root- "Ugh, it's going to be even harder to cut now..."
• Giant Potato- "Let's roast this thing!"
• Giant Asparagus- "I have a feeling it'll be asparagus leftovers for a long time..."
• Giant Onion- "I've got to figure out what I'm gonna do with all this onion..."
• Giant Garlic- "I bet my breath would smell great if I ate the whole thing."
• Giant Pepper- "That's a lot of hot stuff!"
• Giant Rotten Crop- "A big pile of stinky mush."
• Great Tree Trunk- "The bigger the tree, the more there is to burn."
• Great Tree Root- "I bet it'll still burn."
• Mossy Vine- "Oh look, a really long wick!"
• Knobbly Tree- "Heh, you thought you'd be safe from my lighter out here on the water?"
• Knobbly Tree Nut- "Ugh, it's still wet."
• Above-Average Tree Trunk- "Hey, it's gonna stop the sun from burning things!"

Nature - Objects

• Killer Bee Hive- "A cone full of jerks."
• Touch Stone- "I'll touch it when I'm good and ready."
• Boulder and Meteor- "It's, like, a rock."
• Rocks- "What's the point of collecting these again?"
• Gold Nugget- "What should we spend it on??"
• Burrow- "It burrows away from the sun's skyfire. Unnatural."
• Florid Postern- "The vines coil away from my lighter... weird!"
• Gigantic Beehive- "Dare you guys to smack it with a hammer."
• Honey Patch- "It all came from a bee's butt."
• Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "Ew, burn it before it gets any bigger!"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "Looks like a bunch of rubble to me."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "Not burnable. Not interested."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "It's a marble statue, I guess."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "What a creepy load of junk!"
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "The crank doesn't even turn!"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "That thing looks terrible."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "I'm more used to destroying things than fixing them."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "Humpty Dumpty's back together again."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "He didn't even say 'thank you'."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "Ew! It's wriggling!"
• Magma- "Yes! Yessss!"
• Rock- "Oh great, another stinkin' rock!"
• Crispy Skeleton- "Ewwwwwwwwwww!"
• Marble Statue (Comedy)- "She hasn't put her face on for the day yet."
• Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "Yikes. I'd cover that up too if I were her."
• Marble Statue (Pawn)- "It's an okay statue, I guess."
• Marble Statue (Vase)- "A brazier would be nicer."
• Moon Rock- "Just another rock to me."
• Celestial Orb- "Well I can't burn it."
• Celestial Portal- "It's made of some kind of jerk rock I can't burn."
• Moon Stone (broken)- "Oh look, a bunch of smashed up rocks!"
• Moon Stone (repaired)- "It's expecting something from me."
• Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Hurry up already, stupid rock!"
• Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "Ughh! It's doing the exact opposite of burning!"
• Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "That's obviously completely wrong."
• Moon Rubble- "Oh look! ROCKS! Ughhhhh!"
• Petrified Evergreen- "How am I supposed to burn it now?"
• Rock Den- "Is there anything cute in there??"
• Skeleton (all players)- "The fire of %s's life was extinguished by %s."
• Stagehand- "What's a weird table doing out here? Let's burn it!"
• Stagehand (walking)- "Gross! I told you we shoulda burnt it!"
• Suspicious Marble (rook)- "Ha, falling to pieces. Rookie mistake."
• Suspicious Marble (knight)- "Great, now we've irritated some marble crime boss!"
• File:Sculpture Bishophead.pngSuspicious Marble (bishop)- "Gross. I don't think that was supposed to come off."
• Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "At least it doesn't smell anymore."
• Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "Lookit this big dumb lawn ornament!"
• Loot Stash- "Nothing says 'Open Me' quite like a lock!!"
• Lake- "It's a bunch of water."
• Lake (dry)- "It's a bunch of dirt."
• Cave-in Boulder- "Let's just smash it up."
• Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "I can't get up there!"
• Garden Detritus- "Get outta here!"
• Anenemy- "Do starfish usually have so many teeth?"
• Anenemy (closed)- "Jeez, that was rude!"
• Anenemy Trap- "I knew I didn't like you."
• Celestial Altar Base- "Yeah, of course I'll lug you over there."
• Celestial Altar Idol- "Okay, let me take you home."
• Celestial Altar Orb- "Where do you want to go?"
• Celestial Altar (incomplete)- "Almost done, I swear."
• Celestial Altar- "Doesn't it feel nice to be back in one piece?"
• Inactive Celestial Tribute- "Y'know, this would be a lot easier if you weren't so heavy."
• Celestial Tribute- "Why do I get the feeling we aren't done yet?"
• Celestial Sanctum Icon- "Alright, alright, let's get going."
• Celestial Sanctum Ward- "You're right, I really am the best for helping you out."
• Celestial Sanctum- "Back together again."
• Celestial Fissure- "Ew, I think it's whispering to me."
• Celestial Fissure (no light)- "Iunno, maybe we can jam stuff in it."
• Hot Spring- "So toasty and warm!"
• Hot Spring (bombed)- "The bombs are fun to throw in."
• Hot Spring (glassed over)- "Should we smash it up?"
• Hot Spring (empty)- "What's better than a hotspring? A fire pit!"
• Inviting Formation- "Something inside is calling for me."
• Moon Glass- "That's a big chunk of glass!"
• Moon Shard- "What do we need glass for anyway?"
• Sea Bones- "GROSS! What if I'd stepped on it by accident?"
• Shattered Spider Hole- "I hope it burns."
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (initial)- "What a dump."
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (upgraded)- "I never needed a home, but some people do I guess."
• Hermit Bee Box- "Wow, her bees are about as friendly as she is."
• Hermit Bee Box (no honey)- "Nothing to see here."
• Hermit Bee Box (some honey)- "Patience."
• Hermit Bee Box (full of honey)- "She won't be mad if I steal a liiiittle honey, right?"
• Hermit Bee Box (burnt)- "Smoked you out!"
• Hermit Drying Rack- "Maybe I'll leave some meat here before I leave..."
• Hermit Drying Rack (drying)- "Come on meat, dry already!"
• Hermit Drying Rack (done)- "Hey lady, your jerky's ready!"
• Hermit Drying Rack (meat and non-meat drying in rain)- "Forget the rain! Dry!"
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "How long does it take this stuff to dry?!"
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "It's ready!"
• File:Hermit Drying Rack Burnt.pngHermit Drying Rack (burnt)- "Maybe the fire wasn't the best drying method..."
• Plugged Fissure- "Ohh, so that's how she keeps those creeps away."
• Baritone Shell Bell- "Ew, it's making noises!"
• Alto Shell Bell- "Those things freak me out."
• Soprano Shell Bell- "Nope. No thanks."
• Boat Fragment- "Welp, there goes that."
• Sea Stack- "It's just a big boring sea rock."
• Salt Formation- "Huh. That's... weird."
• Salt Formation (partially mined)- "Okay, hear me out... what if I tried burning it?"
• Salt Formation (completely mined)- "Someone got all the salt already."
• Salt Crystals- "I wonder if it's flammable."
• Ocean Debris- "Just a big hunk of yuck."
• Wobster Mound- "Come on out little guys, I just want to roast ya!"
• Moon Glass Mound- "We should try smoking them out."
• Shell Cluster- "Just a bunch of shells."
• Sunken Chest (locked)- "Aw, c'mon!"
• Sunken Chest (unlocked)- "Sooo... I can burn it now, right?"
• Mysterious Energy- "Aw c'mon! What is it?!"
• Charged Glassy Rock and Infused Moon Shard- "It's like there's a little fire inside."
• Moongleam- "I'm gonna touch it."
• Odd Tool/Reticulating Buffer- "I've got a feeling this belongs to that old guy."
• Weird Tool/Widget Deflubber- "Ugh, couldn't that old guy have just gotten it himself?"
• Strange Tool/Grommet Scriber- "Yeah, that looks like a Whaddayacallit! Or was it a Whatchamahoosit..."
• Funky Tool/Conceptual Scrubber- "Welp, it doesn't seem to be flammable. Might as well give it to that old guy."
• Bizarre Tool/Calibrated Perceiver- "Looks like some weird science junk. Maybe that's what the old guy's looking for?"
• Energetic Static- "Don't get zapped, old man."
• Restrained Static- "It crackles, almost like a fire."
• Lunar Essence Extractor- "What's that weird machine?"
• Sea Strider Nest- "Ewww look at it just dangling up there!"
• File:Sea Strider Nest Burnt.pngSea Strider Nest (burnt)- "Fire is a quick redecorator."
• Conspicuous Chest- "It'll be a nice place to put my stuff while I'm out burning."
• Conspicuous Chest (shimmering)- "Please have fireworks inside, pleeeease!"
• File:Conspicuous Chest Burnt.pngConspicuous Chest (burnt)- "Do it again! Again!"

Nature - Caves

• Light Bulb- "It's called a "lightbulb" but it's kinda heavy."
• Sinkhole (full)- "There's too many people down there."
• Exit to Surface (full)- "There's too many people up there."
• Bat Cave- "What would happen if I dropped a match in there?"
• Red Mushtree (blooming)- "It's spreading junk everywhere."
• Green Mushtree (blooming)- "Ew, I don't want to get too close."
• Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "Ack! It stinks!"
• Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "That one got what it deserves."
• Red Spore- "It's like floating fire!"
• Green Spore- "It has no idea where it's going."
• Blue Spore- "It's like colorful sparks!"
• Red, Green, and Blue Spore (held)- "It feels flammable."
• Withered Flower- "Looks like good kindling."
• Mysterious Plant- "Light without fire. Unnatural."
• Fossil Fragment- "It's just nasty old bits of bones!"
• Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "Needs more gross old bits."
• Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "That looks absolutely ridiculous."
• Odd Skeleton (complete)- "Looks passable."
• Lunar Mushtree- "Bet this would look really nice if I set it on fire."
• Lunar Spore- "Alright, I get the message! I'll stay away!"
• Vitreoasis and Small Vitreoasis- "Ugh, this whole place is damp and gross! I hate it!"
• Naked Mole Bat Burrow- "Ew, is it sleeping in its own snot?"
• Nightmare Rampart- "That's probably not... great..."

Nature - Ruins

• Ancient Chest- "A very very old chest."
• Ancient Chest (locked)- "I think it's judging me."
• Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "Why would anyone want to live down here?"
• Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "Something weird's going on."
• Ancient Gateway (activated)- "It lit up!"
• Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "Is it gonna explode?!"
• Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "I'll come back another time."
• Ancient Obelisk- "It's in some other language."
• Ancient Beacon- "Ew, creepy."
• Ancient Beacon (active)- "It's somehow even creepier when it's on."
• Ancient Mural (first)- "It's got a picture of some gross looking people."
• Ancient Mural (second)- "Can't tell what that was a picture of."
• Ancient Mural (third)- "I think someone spilled ink on this picture."
• Ancient Mural (fourth)- "Oh, gross! The people're losing their skin in this one!"
• Ancient Mural (fifth)- "It's just a picture of a city."
• Atrium Statue- "Eerily lifelike."
• Ornate Pedestal (empty)- "Something's missing here."
• Ornate Pedestal (with gem)- "I'm sure nobody would mind if I borrowed one of those gems."
• Ancient Moon Statue- "Huh. These look different from the other statues down here."
• Sealed Portal (switch off)- "Another portal? You don't think...?"
• Sealed Portal (switch on)- "Shoulda known it wouldn't be that easy."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (first, third, and fifth)- "A bunch of old mumbo jumbo."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (second and fourth)- "If it doesn't burn I don't care."
• Tidy Hidey-Hole- "It's not flammable. Not that I tried or anything."
• Ancient Kiln (empty)- "Fire's the best ancient invention there is!"
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, long time left)- "The fire still has quite a bit of work to do."
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, short time left)- "The fire is doing its thing!"
• Ancient Kiln (finished)- "Fire makes everything better. Mmm!"
• Ancient Kiln (burnt)- "At least it went out in a blaze of glory."
• Ancient Guard Post (inactive)- "Whatever it is, it's not working."
• Ancient Guard Post (active)- "Yeah, that doesn't look suspicious."
• Security Pulse- "Hey! Get back here!"
• Sentrypede Husk- "Just a bunch of broken parts."
• Fountain of Knowledge (inactive)- "Looks like it's busted."
• Fountain of Knowledge (active)- "Ugh, I feel a puzzle coming on..."
• Distilled Knowledge- "Great. We turned on the mysterious thing and got another mysterious thing."

Turfs

• Scaled Flooring- "My lighter doesn't work on it."
• Moon Crater Turf, Rocky Beach Turf, Shell Beach Turf, Mutated Fungal Turf, and Ancient Stonework- "The ground is boring."

Mobs - Monsters

• Red Hound- "I actually kind of like that one."
• Spider (dead)- "Ha! Showed you!"
• Krampus Sack- "The holidays came early this year!"
• Frog (dead)- "Showed him!"
• Guardian Pig- "He's not the boss of me!"
• Ghost- "You can't kill what's already dead."
• Fleshy Bulb- "Gross! It's so meaty!"
• Gem Deer- "Marginally better smelling than most animals here."
• Grumble Bee- "Puffy flying jerk!"
• Lavae- "Why can't we be friends?"
• Hound (corpse)- "So... now what do we do with it?"
• Hound (corpse, burning)- "The best way to solve any problem."
• Hound (corpse, reanimating)- "BURN ITTTT!"
• Horror Hound- "YUCK! What is that?!"
• Horror Hound (sleeping)- "Ewww I can see it breathing."
• Horror Hound (dead)- "Good riddance."
• Moonrock Pengull- "BURN IT."
• Moonrock Pengull (sleeping)- "I don't wanna wake it."
• Moonrock Pengull (dead)- "Ew, it's dead."
• Shattered Spider- "I DEFINITELY have to burn that thing."
• Shattered Spider (sleeping)- "Now's the perfect time to burn it."
• Shattered Spider (dead)- "We should burn it. Just to be sure."
• Cookie Cutter- "Hey! What are you lookin' at?!"
• Cookie Cutter Shell- "Ha, I stole its house."
• Rockjaw- "Uhh... nice fishy?"
• Naked Mole Bat- "Haha gross! I just saw it eat something through its nose!"
• Ancient Sentrypede- "Burn, bug!"
• Fruit Fly- "Get lost, you dumb bugs!"
• Moonblind Crow- "It looks like it wants to take a bite out of me."
• Misshapen Bird- "Oh yeah?! Two can play at that game... PTOOEY!"
• Nurse Spider- "Ew, it stinks!"
• Sea Strider- "Get outta the water so I can burn you!"
• Egg of Terror- "Squish it!!"
• Suspicious Peeper- "Ew ew ew!!"

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Beefalo Wool- "Ha! Its owner is probably naked somewhere. Or dead."
• Bunny Puff- "The rabbits lost that argument."
• Shelmet- "It's perfectly head-shaped."
• Cat Tail- "I've kept stranger things than that."
• Volt Goat Horn- "I heard lightning when I held it to my ear."
• Saladmander- "They're pretty cute."
• Saladmander (ripe)- "Mmm... Roast dragonfruit."
• Saladmander (sleeping)- "Good night, little guy."
• Gnarwail- "Geez, look at the nose on that thing!"
• Gnarwail (broken horn)- "Not so tough without your horn, are you?"
• Gnarwail (follower)- "Yeah, that's right! You work for ME now!"
• Gnarwail (follower, broken horn)- "Ha! You look kinda dumb without your horn."
• Gnarwail Horn- "Ha ha, cool."
• Skittersquid- "No substitute for a good torch."
• Loyal Merm Guard- "I can't tell which way it's looking."
• Sea Weed- "Just a big dumb flower."
• Seedshell- "Okay, I'm sorry I called you dumb!"
• Sea Sprout Starter- "Do I really want to grow more of these things?"
• Sea Sprout- "It's small now, but it'll get bigger."
• Mush Gnome- "Ew, it's dropping spores everywhere!"
• Grass Gator- "It needs a haircut."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Gobbler- "Evil bird! Get away from those yummy berries!"
• Mandrake (cooked)- "The fire made this plant guy a lot quieter."
• Wobster- "I could go for some flame-roasted wobster."
• Grass Gekko- "Ew."
• Star-sky- "It's too wet to burn."
• Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "It's still too wet to burn."
• Hutch- "What's your angle?"
• Canary- "If it kicks the bucket I'm outta here."
• Canary (held)- "You still breathing? Just checking."
• Canary (poisoned)- "Is that infectious? We should burn it."
• Saffron Feather- "Canary feather. It probably smells terrible on fire."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "She's... perfect."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "My own little burninator."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "I think she wants some burnings."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "I can see her ribs!"
• Lavae Egg- "I think a fire is trying to escape."
• Lavae Egg (cracked)- "That egg looks happy."
• Lavae Egg (too cold)- "It has a chill."
• Lavae Tooth- "I hope she's not a biter."
• Chilled Lavae- "Aw, it lost its fiery personality."
• No-Eyed Deer- "I wish everyone'd stop fawning over that smelly thing!"
• No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "Don't think that horn makes you special, deer."
• Deer Antler- "It's a big, weird antler."
• Puffin- "A bird! I wonder if it's tasty."
• Puffin (held)- "Haha, I got you."
• Puffin (sleeping)- "I bet I could sneak up on it now."
• Carrat- "I wanna roast it!"
• Carrat (held)- "It keeps squirming."
• Carrat (sleeping)- "It's snoring."
• Carrat (dead)- "Ew, it's dead."
• Moon Moth- "Hey, come back here!"
• Moon Moth (held)- "Got you now."
• Lunar Wobster- "They still taste the same, right? Right...?"
• Bulbous Lightbug- "I'd rather use fire to light my way."
• Dust Moth- "They just clean all day? What a boring life."
• Friendly Fruit Fly- "Hey, this one's actually helping!"
• Friendly Fruit Fly Fruit- "Now I'm the one giving the orders! To fruit flies, but still."

Mobs - Tallbird family

• Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Arise, my phoenix!"
• Smallbird- "Not quite a phoenix, but still cute. I guess."
• Smallish Tallbird- "I feel like he understands."

Mobs - Bosses

• Treeguard (normal)- "You'll burn like the rest!"
• Guardian's Horn- "I wonder if the rings are an indication of age."
• Scales- "Oooooooh! I LIKE those."
• Moose/Goose nesting ground- "Ugh, it smells like bird butts!"
• Bee Queen- "No amount of honey is worth THAT!"
• Bee Queen Crown- "That bee's head looks kinda tasty, doesn't it?"
• Klaus- "A lump of coal would be really useful, actually!"
• Stag Antler- "Ha! I wouldn't wanna get smacked with that thing!"
• Antlion- "What do you want?!"
• Antlion (happy)- "You're in a good mood."
• Antlion (upset)- "There's gonna be tremors in our future."
• Desert Stone- "Yuck. It smells like sulfur."
• Desert Stone (active)- "I didn't wanna walk, anyway."
• Sand Spike- "Burn it!"
• Sand Castle- "Buuurn!"
• Glass Spike- "I can't believe that worked!"
• Glass Castle- "See? Fire solves everything."
• Toadstool Cap- "A mutant mushroom! I want it!"
• Toadstool Cap (hole)- "It's a hole, what do you want from me?"
• Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "What is that? It's smelly."
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "It's covered in nasty warts and fungus!!"
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "Woah! It's packing a punch now!"
• Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "A big gross mushroom! Burn it!"
• Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "She's gonna blow!"
• Shroom Skin- "Ew! Burn that!"
• Reanimated Skeleton- "I brought you back so I could beat you up!"
• Ancient Fuelweaver- "It's just bones and shadow."
• Woven Shadow- "Yuck, it's barely even alive."
• Bone Armor- "Can't hit me in this thing!"
• Bone Helm- "I've got a headache just looking at it."
• Shadow Thurible- "It smells like burnt hair!"
• Malbatross- "Uh... nice bird?"
• Malbatross Feather- "Ha! That thing was just a featherweight after all."
• Malbatross Bill- "Nasty."
• Crab King- "He doesn't look too happy..."
• Crab King (inert)- "I think it could use something glittery."
• Imposing Claw- "Keep your claws off my boat!"
• Cracked Pearl- "Oops..."
• Lord of the Fruit Flies- "You think you can barge in here and mess up the garden? That's my job!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 1)- "Ugh, I KNEW we shouldn't have been messing with all that dumb science junk."
• Celestial Champion (phase 1, dead)- "Heh. Take that moon, or whatever!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 2)- "You think you're so tough?! Burn!"
• Moonglass Spike- "Ugh, get these things out of my way!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 2, dead)- "Got it for sure that time."
• Celestial Champion (phase 3)- "Pretty, but it'll be even prettier when it burns!"
• Enlightening Snare- "Hey, that's just playing dirty!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 3, dead)- "Uh, hey old guy? You might not want to get that close..."
• Defeated Celestial Champion- "Guess it's finally done."
• Enlightened Crown- "It makes the inside of my head so noisy..."
• Enlightened Crown Shard- "It was surprisingly hard to pull that thing apart."
• Eye of Terror- "What's your problem? Quit staring!"
• Twins of Terror- "Hey no fair, it brought backup!"
• Eye Mask- "Well, looks aren't everything."
• Shield of Terror- "At least there's no eye gunk on it."

Mobs - Other

• Crabby Hermit/Pearl- "Heh. I kinda like her."
• Pearl's Pearl- "Don't worry grams, it's safe with me!"
• Gestalt- "It feels like they're speaking inside my head!"
• Greater Gestalt- "They sure hate those shadow creeps."
• Pipspook- "What are you looking at, pipsqueak?"
• Royal-In-Progress- "What makes that guy so special?"
• King of the Merms- "Are you supposed to be important or something?"
• Woby (small)- "She's a smelly, weird little dog. I like her!"
• Woby (big)- "She's just a big pushover."
• Grainy Transmission- "Uuuugh, old people always seem to need help with something or other."

Other Players

Wilson

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "Why, %s... that fire in your eyes!"
• Murderer- "Hey %s! Your hair is dumb! Raaaugh!"
• Reviver- "%s won't leave anyone behind."
• Ghost- "I better get a heart for %s."
• Firestarter- "Oh, %s!! Let me help with your next fire!!"

Willow

• Generic- "Hey! That's my face, %s! Give it back!"
• Attacker- "You're makin' us look nuts, %s!"
• Murderer- "Murderer! Burn the impostor!"
• Reviver- "Haha, nice one %s."
• Ghost- "Is that really what my ghost hair looks like?"
• Firestarter- "Burny twins! High five."

Wolfgang

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "%s! Take it easy, big guy!"
• Murderer- "Burn the murderer!"
• Reviver- "Woah! %s ripped a spirit straight out of the afterlife!"
• Ghost- "Hey %s, did you know the heart's a muscle?"
• Firestarter- "Don't hurt yourself, big guy."

Wendy

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "I've never seen you so, uh, passionate... %s."
• Murderer- "She's gone nuts! Murderer!"
• Reviver- "That girl really likes ghosts!"
• Ghost- "Isn't death kind of your thing, %s?"
• Firestarter- "%s! Was that your fire? I'm so proud!"

WX-78

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "Better cool it before you blow a gasket, %s!"
• Murderer- "Killer robot! Burn it!"
• Reviver- "Hahaha %s, you care about us!"
• Ghost- "I better get a heart for %s."
• Firestarter- "Are we lighting fires?! I want in!"

Wickerbottom

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "Your bun too tight, %s?"
• Murderer- "Time for a good ol' book burnin'! Murderer!"
• Reviver- "%s is a big softie!"
• Ghost- "Did your heart give out, %s? Just kidding! Hey!"
• Firestarter- "Didn't know you had it in you, %s."

Woodie

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "You're only fueling the fire, %s!"
• Murderer- "Murderer. BURN!"
• Reviver- "Is there maple syrup in your veins, %s? You're so sweet!"
• Ghost- "I better get a heart for %s."
• Werebeaver- "Calm down, %s. Wanna borrow Bernie?"
• Ghost Werebeaver- "%s! That was hilarious!"
• Weremoose- "You've gotta be kidding me."
• Ghost Weremoose- "Why the long face? Ha!"
• Weregoose- "Ha! You're a hoot, %s. Or is it a honk?"
• Ghost Weregoose- "Don't be such a down-er, I'll get you a heart."
• Firestarter- "Burn it all, %s! Burn it!"

Wes

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "That mime punch was really convincing, %s! Haha, ow!"
• Murderer- "Your actions speak louder than words! Murderer!"
• Reviver- "Who do ghosts call? %s!"
• Ghost- "Hey %s, tell me whatcha need and I'll go get it for you. Heheheh!"
• Firestarter- "Make it BURN!"

Maxwell

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "There's evil in you, huh %s?!"
• Murderer- "%s! I knew you couldn't be trusted! Burn!!"
• Reviver- "Hahaha %s, you care about us!"
• Ghost- "Have a heart, %s! Heh heh."
• Firestarter- "Amateur."

Wigfrid

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "Take it down a notch, %s!"
• Murderer- "Woahh! That's not an act! Murderer!"
• Reviver- "%s doesn't let anyone fall in battle!"
• Ghost- "Hey %s, I'll get you a heart if you let me wear your helm!"
• Firestarter- "Yes, %s! Burn!!!"

Webber

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "Hey %s, you're not venomous, are you?"
• Murderer- "Monster! Burn them!"
• Reviver- "Who do ghosts call? %s!"
• Ghost- "Don't cry, %s, I'm getting you a heart."
• Firestarter- "Your fires are so cute, %s!"

Winona

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "Too rough, %s! Jeez!"
• Murderer- "Murderer! Now you burn!"
• Reviver- "%s never gives up on anyone."
• Ghost- "A heart sure would come in handy!"
• Firestarter- "Nice fire, %s!"

Wortox

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "You're supposed to prank everyone else, not ME."
• Murderer- "Monster! Murderer! BURN!"
• Reviver- "I guess %s isn't all mischief."
• Ghost- "You're looking a little pale there, red."
• Firestarter- "Haha, YES! %s!!"

Wormwood

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "Hey! Keep those creepin' vines to yourself!"
• Murderer- "I'm gonna burn you like tinder!"
• Reviver- "Hey, thanks a bunch there, %s!"
• Ghost- "I think %s needs some help."
• Firestarter- "You've got a lot of guts for a plant. I like that!"

Warly

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "%s has been serving up knuckle sandwiches."
• Murderer- "I'm gonna smoke you like a ham!"
• Reviver- "%s would never leave anyone behind."
• Ghost- "Did you mean to do that?"
• Firestarter- "Haha, nice one, %s!!"

Wurt

• File:Wurt DST.pngGeneric- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "You're a real little terror, aren't you?"
• Murderer- "Don't make me snuff you out!"
• Reviver- "Thanks for the hand, %s... or, uh, claw?"
• Ghost- "Yeesh, what happened to you?"
• Firestarter- "Heh, attagirl!'"

Walter

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "That goody-goody finally snapped!"
• Murderer- "Hey %s, let's talk about this..."
• Reviver- "Alright, I'm sorry for calling you a goody-goody."
• Ghost- "I think he's actually having fun."
• Firestarter- "Who "doesn't know fire safety" NOW, %s?"

Wanda

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "Hey, watch it!"
• Murderer- "Your future just went up in smoke, murderer!"
• Reviver- "%s is always there when we need her."
• Ghost- "Uh... I'm guessing something went wrong."
• Firestarter- "Hey %s! Leave some kindling for me!"

Wonkey

• Generic- "I swear this monkey's following me."
• Attacker- "Careful, I think it's rabid!"
• Murderer- "That thing's dangerous! Burn it!"
• Reviver- "You're pretty smart for a stinky monkey."
• Ghost- "What happened? Did you fall out of a tree?"
• Firestarter- "Heh. Good monkey."

Other (Mod Characters)

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "Why, %s... that fire in your eyes!"
• Murderer- "Burn the murderer!"
• Reviver- "Who do ghosts call? %s!"
• Ghost- "I better get a heart for %s."
• Firestarter- "BUUURN!"

Food - Meats

• Meat and Morsel- "This could be made better with FIRE!"
• Cooked Meat- "Unseasoned meat... great."
• Cooked Morsel- "Gonna need a lot of appetizers to survive out here!"
• Fried Drumstick- "Hmm... Satisfy hunger, or bang on the drum?"
• Koalefant Trunk Steak- "It still doesn't look totally edible."
• Fish Steak- "Less slippery now that it's found fire."
• Runty Guppy- "Just a dumb little fish."
• Needlenosed Squirt- "What the-? It's so small!"
• Bitty Baitfish- "Hey! I thought you were gonna be a big fish!"
• Smolt Fry- "Looks more like a shrimp to me."
• Popperfish- "Weird..."
• Fallounder- "I get the feeling it would make great kindling."
• Bloomfin Tuna- "You've uh... got something growing on your forehead."
• Scorching Sunfish- "It's so sad... a fellow firebug forced to live its life underwater!"
• Spittlefish- "Hey! Go spit at somebody else!"
• Mudfish- "Ew, that thing looks nasty!"
• Deep Bass- "Quit looking at me like that!"
• Dandy Lionfish- "What's so dandy about it?"
• Black Catfish- "Ha! I'm not scared of a little bad luck."
• Corn Cod- "What... is it?"
• Ice Bream- "I dare someone to lick it!"
• Sweetish Fish- "Another stupid fish."
• Barnacles- "Ew, it came from the water."
• Cooked Barnacles- "Fire made it better."
• Naked Nostrils- "Ewww."
• Charred Nostrils- "Is that supposed to make it better?"

Food - Fruits

• Watermelon- "But where's the firemelon?"
• Grilled Watermelon- "I made my own firemelon."
• Lesser Glow Berry- "It feels like grandma's hands."
• Juicy Berries- "Mmm. They pop in your mouth."
• Roasted Juicy Berries- "Fire improves everything."
• Fig- "Looks like old people fruit."
• Cooked Fig- "As usual, fire made it better."

Food - Vegetables

• Cooked Red and Green Cap- "It's been transformed by fire!"
• Cooked Blue Cap- "Transformed by fire!"
• Kelp Fronds- "HEY! Who dares me to eat it raw?"
• Cooked Kelp Fronds- "Great, now I don't have to chew."
• Dried Kelp Fronds- "It's not half bad."
• Stone Fruit- "I bet it'll taste good when it's ripe."
• Ripe Stone Fruit- "It's ripe!"
• Cooked Stone Fruit- "I like it with just a pinch of fire."
• Garlic- "It's just a couple cloves of garlic."
• Roasted Garlic- "Fire made it better."
• Onion- "It's so bulbous."
• Roasted Onion- "Roasting. My favorite cooking method."
• Pepper- "Good. These are the hot ones."
• Roasted Pepper- "First rule of vegetables: fire makes it better."
• Potato- "We grew it in that gross muck."
• Roasted Potato- "Cooking just means sticking stuff in fire."
• Toma Root- "Cutting these is a pain."
• Roasted Toma Root- "It just needed a couple minutes on the fire."
• Moon Shroom- "What a weird looking mushroom."
• Cooked Moon Shroom- "Once again, fire makes it better."
• Fire Nettle Fronds- "What do you mean it's a weed? Looks like an improvement to me!"
• Forget-Me-Lots- "Some more dumb flowers."
• Tillweeds- "Stupid weed."

Food - Crock Pot

• Froggle Bunwich- "If you close your eyes it's a little easier to get it down."
• Mandrake Soup- "The face doesn't wash away!!"
• Stuffed Eggplant- "It's still not a bird, but it's sure stuffed like one!"
• Taffy- "Sugary things burn great, but best not waste food."
• Unagi- "You can make it fancy but it's still an eel."
• Wet Goop- "How did it go wrong?! It was engulfed in fire and everything."
• Jellybeans- "Nothing better than a handful of jellybeans."
• Bone Bouillon- "I would practically INHALE that!"
• Hot Dragon Chili Salad- "I can't wait to eat it."
• Fish Cordon Bleu- "Woah, that's a ton of frogs."
• Asparagazpacho- "I prefer hot food."
• Glow Berry Mousse- "That's definitely going in my mouth."
• Creamy Potato Purée- "I LOVE mashed potatoes."
• Moqueca- "It looks soooo good!"
• Grim Galette- "I'm sure he wouldn't mind if I stole a nibble."
• Stuffed Pepper Poppers- "My mouth is on fire!"
• Puffed Potato Soufflé- "MY stuff never comes out looking like THIS!"
• Fancy Spiralled Tubers- "Woah, I didn't know potatoes came in that shape!"
• Salsa Fresca- "Hey, this is great!"
• Volt Goat Chaud-Froid- "HEY WARLY! Can I eat this?"
• Barnacle Pita- "Pita pita, barnacle eater."
• Barnacle Nigiri- "I can still see the barnacle hiding under there."
• Barnacle Linguine- "Don't mind if I do."
• Stuffed Fish Heads- "You know, I don't think I'm that hungry after all."
• Leafy Meatloaf- "Uh, is it supposed to be green?"
• Veggie Burger- "Does this burger taste weird to anyone else?"
• Jelly Salad- "What kind of monster would combine dessert with vegetables?"
• Beefy Greens- "Wait... what ARE these leaves?"
• Mushy Cake- "Cake's cake, pass it here."
• Soothing Tea- "What's so great about it? It's just leaf juice."
• Figatoni- "I won't turn down a plate of pasta."
• Figkabab- "When I'm done with the food I can burn the stick!"
• Fig-Stuffed Trunk- "Sweet and rubbery."
• Figgy Frogwich- "All that fig almost masks the frog flavor."
• Bunny Stew- "It warms from the inside out."
• Frozen Banana Daiquiri‎- "Ew, it's cold."

Food - Other

• Pumpkin Seeds- "Seeds for fire's best vegetable-friend... the pumpkin."
• Royal Jelly- "It's so sweet!"
• Moon Moth Wings- "They came off a dead butterfly, gross."
• Garlic, Onion, Pepper, Potato, and Toma Root Seeds- "It's just a bunch of seeds."
• Milky Whites- "No thanks."

Misc Items

• Beard Hair- "Clean up your gross hair guys! Ugh!"
• Orange Gem- "It'll make your fingers tingle."
• Melty Marbles- "That’s how you play marbles, right? By burning them?"
• Frazzled Wires- "These wires get WX all frazzled. Heh heh."
• Ball and Cup- "Spinning the stick in the hole could start a fire. Thanks Girl Scouts!"
• Mismatched Buttons- "Cute as Wendy's lil nose."
• Second-hand Dentures- "Hey Maxwell, I think you dropped these!"
• Dessicated Tentacle- "I bet Wilson would enjoy dissecting this."
• Abigail's Flower (held and stage 1)- "Looks flammable."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "Ugh, it's weird!"
• Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "Burning is still an option."
• Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "It's burning a hole in my pocket. Heh."
• Abigail's Flower (ready)- "I don't want to mess with that."
• Lucy the Axe- "We could be good friends, you and I."
• Codex Umbra- "Would make a great bedtime story... for nightmares!"
• Blueprint (rare)- "Woah. It doesn't burn!!"
• Fur Tuft- "Black and white and fuzzy all over!"
• Sketch- "Trading diagrams is for dorks."
• Advert- "Who even reads fishing magazines? Uh, apart from me right now..."
• Ancient Key- "The horns make it really easy to turn."
• Shadow Atrium- "Oh, ewww! Who would ever touch that?!"
• Gnomette- "She looks like she was forged in flame."
• Leaky Teacup- "They put a bird on it."
• Black and White Bishop- "What is it with megalomaniacs and chess?"
• Bent Spork- "Metal bends when it gets nice and hot."
• Toy Trojan Horse- "I bet Wigfrid would be into this."
• Unbalanced Top- "Useful only for kindling."
• Back Scratcher- "This looks a little like a fire iron."
• Beaten Beater- "When I crank it Wes pretends to ride unicycle circles around me."
• Frayed Yarn- "I could use this as a very long fuse..."
• Shoe Horn- "It looks like it might melt in a fire."
• Black and White Knight- "Probably the most boring game ever invented."
• Lucky Cat Jar- "I don't want Ms. Wickerbottom to be sad. Let's burn it!"
• Air Unfreshener- "I stuck one down Wolfgang's unitard when he wasn't looking. Haha."
• Potato Cup- "I would have roasted it."
• Black and White Rook- "Chess is for pompous dorks."
• Wire Hanger- "I want to stick it in a fire!"
• Blue Moonlens- "That's not an eyeball! It's a rock!"
• Green Moonlens- "A big dumb rock."
• Red Moonlens- "This one's got fire in its eye!"
• Orange Moonlens- "It's a rock. Ugh!"
• Purple Moonlens- "Some sort of weird rock."
• Yellow Moonlens- "Another rock!"
• Iridescent Gem- "It's glittery and mesmerizing, like a fire!"
• Moon Caller's Staff- "Gotta hold it with my sleeve so my hands don't get cold."
• Polar Light- "Boo! Hissss!"
• Beach Toy- "Buncha junk."
• Crumpled Package- "There's something inside."
• Lost Toy- "Something about it... gives me the creeps..."
• Mourning Glory- "Great. Another spooky flower."
• Message in a Bottle- "Hey! It's a bottle of emergency kindling!"
• Empty Bottle- "It's a bottle."
• Bundle of Thanks- "Nice, free stuff!"
• Shell Bell Bundle- "Great, more shells I can't burn. Why did I buy these again?"
• Tackle Box- "I usually like my stuff in a state of organized chaos."
• Spectackler Box- "Bet I could cram a lot more stuff in there."
• Fish Food- "Ew, fish eat that nasty stuff?"
• Amberosia- "Yeah, I don't think I'm THAT hungry."
• Milkmade Hat- "Is that even a real hat?"
• Compost- "Nah, I'm good."
• Terrarium- "What horrors will you unleash upon our world?"
• Terrarium (corrupted)- "Oh yuck, it looks all gross inside!"
• Terrarium (activated)- "Oooh, maybe it's getting ready to explode!"
• Terrarium (summoning)- "Oooh... Aaah..."
• Terrarium (dormant)- "I hope it does fireworks instead of rainbows next time."
• Terrarium (no boss setting)- "Looks like the fun's over."

Adventure Mode

• Maxwell Statue- "A big stone nerd."
• Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "I know exactly what kind of jerk leaves this lying around!"

Announcements

• Trying to sleep during the day- "Who would go inside when there's a great ball of fire in the sky?"
• Already has Critter- "I've already got one!"
• Ancient Chest combo failed- "Rude."
• Ancient Chest combo successful- "That did it!"
• Atrium destabilizing-
  • "What was that?!"
  • "I probably shouldn't be here."
  • "This seems dangerous!"
• Ruins renewal- "Aw, everything I killed is back!"
• Battlecry (Deer)- "You're deer meat!"
• Becoming ghost- "oOoOooOo!!"
• Beefalo mount health low- "This beast is looking pretty bad."
• Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "They beat me to the hairy beast. Perhaps it's for the best."
• Boat damaged- "Gross, I hate water."
• Boat sinking- "I'm gonna drown!!"
• Blueprint already known- "I knowwwww that, geez!"
• Can't learn blueprint- "Ugh, whatever, I didn't wanna know anyway."
• Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "What the... this map isn't right at all!"
• Can't build Celestial Portal (in Caves)- "Jerk! It won't work in here!"
• Can't craft (missing ingredients)- "Uuugh I need more stuff!"
• Can't craft (unlearned recipe)- "Yeaahh, so... I haven't actually figured that one out yet."
• Can't craft (needs crafting station)- "I can't make it here!"
• Can't change in Wardrobe (generic)- "Nah, too much effort."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (on fire)- "That's way better than some dumb dresses!"
• Can't change in Wardrobe (in use)- "Stop hogging it, I wanna dress up too!"
• Cannot construct (occupied)- "Ugh. Someone's already using it."
• Cannot construct (wrong material)- "It won't go in there."
• Cannot construct (no materials)- "I need something to build with first!"
• Cannot construct (wrong plans)- "It's the wrong plans. Jeez!"
• Can't cook (in use)- "Hey! What're you making? Can I have it?"
• Can't fill watering can with ocean water- "Aw, come on! A little seawater would toughen them up!"
• Can't give Advert to Tackle Receptacle (already known)- "Awww, we already know that one!"
• Can't give Sketch to Potter's Wheel (already known)- "Awww, we already know that one!"
• Can't groom beefalo (no beefalo)- "Just a wild guess, but I might need to hitch up a beefalo first."
• Can't groom beefalo (no hair)- "It might help if my beefalo had more hair."
• Can't place fish on Fish Scale-O-Matic (too small)- "This thing's too small to even bother weighing."
• Can't place oversized crop on Produce Scale (too small)- "Nope. Not even gonna bother."
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "I'd like to see someone try to sculpt with that!"
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "Naw, can't make it fit."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (Ancient Gateway not active)- "It's not working."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (structure wrong)- "Nah. Skeleton's not right."
• Can't rummage (occupied)- "There must be something good in there if you want it so bad!"
• Can't store (occupied)- "I'll use it after they're done."
• Can't rummage and store (Warly-exclusive object)- "I'm not THAT good at cooking."
• Can't shave (someone else's beefalo)- "Pfft, let someone else do it."
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (wrong key)- "Darn thing won't work!"
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (Klaus)- "But that big ugly thing is on my tail!"
• Can't write on sign (in use)- "I wanna write when you're done!"
• Can't build with encumbering item (wrong piece)- "We carried it all this way and it's not even the right one!"
• Can't place in Moon Stone (not staff)- "I don't have to jam stuff into every hole I see!"
• Caught in Binding Roots- "Hey, knock it off!"
• Caught in Bone Snare- "Gross, ew! Bones!"
• Sinkhole warning-
  • "The ground's cracking!"
  • "Tread carefully!"
  • "Earthquake!"
• Cave-in warning- "I better protect my head!"
• Compass broken- "Arrgh the needle is stuck!"
• Danger, unable to leave game- "I'm not leaving now!"
• Depths Worms are coming- "I do NOT wanna see what made that sound!"
• Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "A burning light!"
• Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
  • "Oooof!!"
  • "My arms feel like they're on fire!"
  • "Hnnfhg!"
  • "Why am I doing this...?!"
  • "Ughhhh! I'm all sweaty!"
  • "I can feel the burn... I hate it!"
  • "Exercise... sucks!"
  • "Ughhh!"
  • "This... is... the worst..."
  • "Unghhh!"
  • "There's... no way this is worth it!"
• Failed to lower sail-
  • "Get down, you stupid sail!"
  • "Oh man, I just love doing this over and over."
  • "Uuuuuuuuuugh."
• Failed to read Message in a Bottle- "No point trying to read this here."
• Failed to revive Abigail- "Ugh, just come back already! Geez!"
• Failed to revive Ghost- "I'm not wasting this on them!"
• Flare set off by other player- "Woah, cool! Someone shot fire into the sky!"
• Ghost sanity drain- "Burn... It all must burn..."
• Health too low, unable to attune to Meat Effigy- "Ughhhh, nooo... I don't feel good."
• Hitting Ancient Fuelweaver's Shadow Shield- "Hey! That's not fair!"
• Klaus enraged- "I'm NOT fighting THAT."
• Klaus entering second form- "Why couldn't it just stay dead?!"
• Klaus summoning Krampii- "Aww man, here come those weird goat things!"
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 1)- "Don't worry, I'll get you out."
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 2)- "I can see you!"
• Mining Inviting Formation (finished)- "Gotcha!"
• Mushroom Planter needs Living Log- "Ughh, it doesn't need this! It needs a living log!"
• Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "Ughh, it doesn't need this! It needs a mushroom!"
• Mushroom Planter won't take Moon Cap- "These dumb mushrooms won't grow!"
• Not Gem- "I can cram it in there but I dunno if I could get it back out."
• Wrong Gem- "It's the wrong rock!"
• Not catching fish-
  • "This is BORING."
  • "Ugh. Can't this go any faster?"
  • "Come on, you stupid fish!"
  • "I could be setting so many fires right now."
• Paying tribute to Antlion-
  • "Hey, I gotcha something!"
  • "Dinnertime!"
  • "Great Antlion! Take this tribute, or whatever."
• Plant diseased pick warning- "Ugh, put it back!"
• Plant diseased dig warning- "Pfft. Fire would've worked just as well."
• Refusing to eat invalid food- "How would I even eat that!"
• Refusing to eat yucky food- "Eeeew, no way!"
• Rowing mistimed-
  • "Don't think that was right."
  • "Ugh, lost the rhythm."
  • "Water's definitely not my thing."
• Shadow Thurible out of fuel- "Awww! I liked that thing."
• Teleporting with Lazy Deserter- "Didja miss me?! Haha!"
• Trees petrifying- "Something weird is happening...!"
• Trying to fish in ocean with Fishing Rod- "Stupid fish. Get on my hook!!"
• Trying to fish in pond with Sea Fishing Rod- "Seems like overkill."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, busy)- "Hurry uppp! I have a sweet present for you!"
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, dead)- "They won't fully appreciate my gift."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, inventory full)- "They can't carry any more things."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, sleeping)- "I could leave it under their pillow...?"
• Unable to receive gift (danger)- "That dumb box can wait!"
• Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "I gotta get down from this big oaf before opening that!"
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (already bath bombed)- "Aww, someone did that one already!"
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (glassed over)- "Pfft, that wouldn't work with glass in the way."
• Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "Why? This is way better."
• Washing ashore after abandoning ship- "Great, now I'm all wet."
• Whirly Fan broken- "Stupid thing broke!"
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (not Nightmare Fuel)- "What, that wasn't good enough for it?"
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (dormant)- "It's not taking it, is it broken? Where'd that tree go?"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror arriving- "Eww, it popped out!!"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror leaving- "Coward, stop running away!!"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror returning- "Did you come back just to get BURNED?"
• Talking to plants-
  • "Hey plants! How's it going?"
  • "Anything interesting going on lately? Right, nope. Because you're a plant."
  • "Hey, rustle twice if you want to take a closer look at my lighter!"
  • "Feeling flammable today?"
  • "So... plant stuff... man, this is boring."

Skins

• Guest of Honor Set- "He died before getting to see these beautiful flames."
• Survivor Set- "Surviving just requires strength of will. (And fire.)"
• Triumphant Set- "Shadows are just inverted flames."
• Halloween Costume Set- "Woah, I'm smokin'! (No, really!)"
• Challenger Set- "I can handle myself."
• Gladiator Set- "Play with fire and you'll get burned."
• Roseate Set- "A rose to symbolize the flames of passion."
• Snowfallen Set- "Why couldn't it be warm fire?"
• Culinarian Set- "My food's always burnt to perfection!"
• Victorian Set- "Fancy a matchstick, sir?"
• Woeful Set- "I didn't do it. Really."
• Magmatic Set- "All fire, all the time!!"
• Merrymaker Set- "It's the perfect time of year for sitting in front of a roaring fire."
• Forlorn Doll Set- "Why did you leave me?"

Removed

• Mending Tape- "For when you get bored of wrecking stuff."
• Queenly Figure (shaking)- "Is that supposed to happen?!"
• Applied Horticulture- "Ughh, who cares?"
• Mumsy- "What an old goat!"
• Billy- "She'll eat just about anything!"
• Swamp Pig Elder- "They're not so different from pigs back at our place."
• Broken Carriage- "Aw... I won't even light on fire."
• Mealing Stone- "I can smash stuff with it."
• Pot Hanger (held)- "It needs fire."
• Small Grill (held)- "It just needs a little fire."
• Large Grill (held)- "It needs fire. Like all things."
• Small Casserole Dish- "It kinda small." [sic]
• Goat Milk- "I think it's from that grumpy old goat."
• Salt Crystals- "I licked one. I had to."
• Old Coin- "Wow. A penny. Pfft."
• Diseased Twiggy Tree- "Burn the sick!"
• Diseased Grass Gekko- "Double ew!"
• Toadstool Cap- "A purple one! I want it!"
• Ancient Fuelweaver- "It's just bones and shadow."
• Wilson (generic)- "Hi Wilson!"
• Wilson (attacker)- "Wilson... that fire in your eyes!"
• Wilson (murderer)- "Burn the murderer!"
• Wilson (reviver)- "Who do ghosts call? Wilson!"
• Wilson (reviver)- "Who do ghosts call? %s!"
• Wilson (ghost)- "I better get a heart for Wilson."
• Willow (generic)- "Hi Other-Willow!"
• Willow (generic)- "Hi %s!"
• Willow (attacker)- "Willow... that fire in your eyes!"
• Willow (murderer)- "Burn the murderer!"
• Willow (reviver)- "Who do ghosts call? Willow!"
• Willow (ghost)- "I better get a heart for Willow."
• Willow (ghost)- "I better get a heart for %s."
• Wolfgang (generic)- "Hi Wolfgang!"
• Wolfgang (attacker)- "Wolfgang... that fire in your eyes!"
• Wolfgang (murderer)- "Burn the murderer!"
• Wolfgang (reviver)- "Who do ghosts call? Wolfgang!"
• Wolfgang (ghost)- "I better get a heart for Wolfgang."
• Wendy (generic)- "Hi Wendy!"
• Wendy (attacker)- "Wendy... that fire in your eyes!"
• Wendy (murderer)- "Burn the murderer!"
• Wendy (reviver)- "Who do ghosts call? Wendy!"
• Wendy (ghost)- "I better get a heart for Wendy."
• WX-78 (generic)- "Hi WX-78!"
• WX-78 (attacker)- "WX-78... that fire in your eyes!"
• WX-78 (murderer)- "Burn the murderer!"
• WX-78 (reviver)- "Who do ghosts call? WX-78!"
• WX-78 (ghost)- "I better get a heart for WX-78."
• Wickerbottom (generic)- "Hi Wickerbottom!"
• Wickerbottom (attacker)- "Wickerbottom... that fire in your eyes!"
• Wickerbottom (murderer)- "Burn the murderer!"
• Wickerbottom (reviver)- "Who do ghosts call? Wickerbottom!"
• Wickerbottom (ghost)- "I better get a heart for Wickerbottom."
• Woodie (generic)- "Hi Woodie!"
• Woodie (attacker)- "Woodie... that fire in your eyes!"
• Woodie (murderer)- "Burn the murderer!"
• Woodie (reviver)- "Who do ghosts call? Woodie!"
• Woodie (reviver)- "%s's heart's as big as his beard."
• Woodie (ghost)- "I better get a heart for Woodie."
• Wes (generic)- "Hi Wes!"
• Wes (attacker)- "Wes... that fire in your eyes!"
• Wes (murderer)- "Burn the murderer!"
• Wes (reviver)- "Who do ghosts call? Wes!"
• Wes (ghost)- "I better get a heart for Wes."
• Wes (ghost)- "Hey %s, tell me whatcha need and I'll go get it for you. Heh heh heh!"
• Maxwell (generic)- "Hi Maxwell!"
• Maxwell (attacker)- "Maxwell... that fire in your eyes!"
• Maxwell (murderer)- "Burn the murderer!"
• Maxwell (murderer)- "I knew you couldn't be trusted! Burn!!"
• Maxwell (reviver)- "Who do ghosts call? Maxwell!"
• Maxwell (ghost)- "I better get a heart for Maxwell."
• Wigfrid (ghost)- "Hey %s, I'll get you a heart if you let me wear your helmet!"
• Frazzled Wires- "These wires get the automaton all frazzled. Heh heh."
• Mismatched Buttons- "Cute as the ghost girl's lil nose."
• Mismatched Buttons- "Cute as the creepy girl's lil nose."
• Second-hand Dentures- "Hey magician, I think you dropped these!"
• Fur Tuft- "Black & white & fuzzy!"
• Leaky Teacup- "You can make tea over a fire."
• White Bishop- "You can tell it's never been near a fire."
• Black Bishop- "This looks like it was blackened in a fire."
• Toy Trojan Horse- "I bet the Viking would be into this."
• Beaten Beater- "Every time I use it the mime pretends to ride unicycle circles around me."
• Frayed Yarn- "If I set this on fire it would just vaporize."
• Lucky Cat Jar- "Is it flammable, I wonder?"
• Lucky Cat Jar- "I don’t want the librarian to be sad. Let's burn it!"
• Air Unfreshener- "I bet it smells even worse if you burn it."
• Air Unfreshener- "I stuck one down the strongman's unitard when he wasn’t looking. Haha."
• Toadstool escaping- "Don't even think about running, toad!"
• Toadstool escaped- "Ughh! But I was winning!"

Trivia

• Her quote for the Festive Baubles ("Bibble-ty bauble-ty boo!") may be a reference to the Disney movie Cinderella, where a similar phrase is used to activate the Fairy Godmother's wand.
• Her beta examination quote for characters who revived her ("Who do ghosts call? %s!") may be a reference to the theme song for the movie Ghostbusters.
• Her quote for the Knight head Suspicious Marble ("Great, now we've irritated some marble crime boss!") may be a reference to the infamous horse head scene from The Godfather.
• Her quote for the Bee Queen Crown ("That bee's head looks kinda tasty, doesn't it?") may refer to the fact it looks like two croissants glued together.
• Her quote for Barnacle Pita ("Pita pita, barnacle eater.") references the rhyme "Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater".