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–Woodlegs

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This page lists Woodlegs's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Woodlegs's quotes for items found in Shipwrecked. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Machete- "Ye be slicin'!"
• Luxury Machete- "'Tis a mighty 'eavy blade."

Lights

• Chiminea (all stages)- "Keeps th' wind off a good fire."
• Bottle Lantern- "Thet's one use fer a bottle."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Need ta be careful ta not burn me legs."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "'Tis a mercy thet me ship is ney nearby."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "Hot by th'fire."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "'Tis goin' ta need some fuel soon."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "'Tis nearly burnt out."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "Th'fire has left."
• Tar Lamp- "Looks like a wee boat!"
• Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "Prote'tion frum th'waves."
• Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "Burnin' bright, aye!"
• Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "Th'bitter cold'll not get Woodlegs, na!"
• Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "Tis a wee bit low."
• Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "Thet needs a stokin'."
• Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "It be out... Like a light!"

Survival

• Thatch Pack- "Thatch th' ticket!"
• Booty Bag- "Me thought me lost thet!"
• Sea Sack- "Me travels moist'ly hereout."
• Tropical Fan- "Beat th' heat"
• Silly Monkey Ball- "This be unsettlin'."
• Tropical Parasol- "I's a pirate wit' an umbrella."
• Anti Venom- "'Tis th' sea thet'll claim me, not some sickly biter."
• Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Needs a hammock!"

Food

• Mussel Stick- "Fer lurin' mussels into me belly."
• Mussel Bed- "Ye'll b'returned t'th'sea."
• Fish Farm (empty)- "Nary a fish in sight!"
• Fish Farm (growing)- "Th'fish b'growin', aye."
• Fish Farm (one fish)- "Tharr be a bite!"
• Fish Farm (two fish)- "More fish fer ol'Woodlegs!"
• Fish Farm (three fish)- "They b'ready fer a cookin'!"
• Fish Farm (four fish)- "Thet be a netful!"

Science

• Sea Lab- "Thet b'fer tinkerin' on th'waves!"
• Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "'Tis runnin' fine."
• Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "'Tis chuggin' along."
• Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "'Tis sputterin'."
• Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "'Tis chokin'!"
• Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "'Tis outta fuel."
• Quacken Drill- "Thar b'a drill."

Fight

• Poison Spear- "A coward's weapon."
• Poison Dart- "A swab's weapon."
• Coconade- "Packs a fruit punch!"
• Coconade (lit)- "Surprise! 'Tis explodin' fruit!"
• Spear Gun (empty and all spears)- "Load a spear an'let'er fly!"
• Cutlass Supreme- "Aye, 'tis a true pirate's blade."
• Horned Helmet- "'Tis a hat o'th'ox."
• Seashell Suit- "Me mateys would laugh at me..."
• Limestone Suit- "This'd sink like a stone on th' sea."
• Cactus Armor- "Me'd like ta see them try ta hit Woodlegs now!"

Structures

• Sand Castle- "I be a sandcastle master builder!"
• Sand Castle (sand)- "No pirate can make a better sandcastle than ol'Woodlegs!"
• Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Bet them bores be knowin' how ta parrrrrty."
• Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "They ain't much fer housekeepin'."
• Limestone Wall (held)- "Walls make me feel cagey."
• Limestone Wall- "Bah! Walls!"
• Dragoon Den- "D'ya think 'tis full o' treasure?"
• Sandbag (held)- "Woodlegs'd never lug th'land with'im!"
• Sandbag- "Fer keepin' th' flood waters at bay."
• Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "Ahoy me mateys!"
• Seaworthy (SW world)- "Farewell ye land lubbers!"
• Buoy- "Buoy am I glad ta see ya."
• Sea Chest- "Woodlegs' treasure, buried at sea!"
• Ballphin Palace- "They be at home on th'sea, jus' like ol'Woodlegs!"
• Sea Wall (held)- "A wall t'be."
• Sea Wall- "Wall'o'th'sea!"

Refine

• Cloth- "Fabric fer a sail!"
• Limestone- "No good fer ship buildin'."
• Empty Bottle- "She's empty."
• Coral Nubbin- "N'ta hair t'be seen."

Magic

• Piratihatitator- "She looks great in thet hat."
• Piratihatitator (burnt)- "What a shame."
• Dripple Pipes- "A flute ta play a lil diddy."

Dress

• Brain of Thought- "A jelly ta rest upon me dainty head."
• Snakeskin Hat- "On me head? Wear thet?"
• Snakeskin Jacket- "Leathers to slick th' rain away."
• Blubber Suit- "Ye has gotta be kiddin' me."
• Windbreaker- "Ol' Woodlegs be an expert windbreaker!"
• Tar Suit- "Y'arr, cov'r me in tarr!"
• Particulate Purifier- "Smells o' freshness when me wears it."
• Sleek Hat- "Cuts me walkin' time in half!"
• Shark Tooth Crown- "Madness ta put th' devil's knives on me head."
• Dumbrella- "'Tis th' work of a madman."

Nautical

• Log Raft- "She don't look too sturdy."
• Raft- "This vessel be an embarrassment!"
• Row Boat- "I ain't rowed since I was a young swab."
• Cargo Boat- "Fer th' hoarder at sea."
• Armored Boat- "She's a tough 'un."
• Encrusted Boat- "'A vessel'o th'sea, t'be sure."
• The 'Sea Legs'- "Me ship. She's me Sea Legs."
• Sea Legs Sail- "Thet's me sail!"
• Boat Repair Kit- "Never set sail wit'out 'er."
• Thatch Sail- "Fer catchin' th' blow."
• Cloth Sail- "Fancy sail, thet."
• Snakeskin Sail- "Thet be a sail."
• Feather Lite Sail- "'Tis light as a feather."
• Iron Wind- "Woodlegs prefers 'is sail."
• Boat Torch- "Fer a torch on me boat, not fer torchin' me boat."
• Boat Lantern- "Fer night sails."
• Boat Cannon- "Ready ta fire six pounders!"
• Quackering Ram- "Tis time fer a quackerin'!"
• Sea Trap (held and placed)- "Tis' a pirate's lunch fer me!"
• Sea Yard (off)- "Who'll take care'a ol'Sea Legs now?"
• Sea Yard (on)- "Thet'll give Sea Legs a leg up! Harr!"
• Sea Yard (low fuel)- "Thar be near no wind in them sails!"
• Tar Extractor (off)- "Ain't doin' nuthin'!"
• Tar Extractor (on)- "Tis workin'up a mighty sweat!"
• Tar Extractor (low fuel)- "Thet b'lookin' mor'n a tad low."
• Trawl Net- "Fer trawl'n around."
• Trawl Net (detached)- "Yield yer haul!"
• Trawl Net (sinking)- "Give up yer haul."
• Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "Yer haul be mine soon."
• Spyglass- "Aye eye!"
• Super Spyglass- "Eye see clear ta th' horizon!"
• Captain Hat- "Look smart mateys! Captain on deck!"
• Pirate Hat- "Yo-ho-ho!"
• Lucky Hat- "'Tis me lucky hat!"
• Life Jacket- "Bah! For swabs only!"

​Volcanic

• Obsidian Machete- "Thet thing gets hot!"
• Obsidian Axe- "Keep thet away from me legs!"
• Obsidian Spear- "Poke ye wit' fire!"
• Obsidian Armor- "It be heavy 'n hot."
• Obsidian Coconade- "Ka-boom!"
• Howling Conch- "Brings th' storm down."
• Sail Stick- "Keeps th' wind at me back."
• Volcano Staff- "Ye'll do me biddin' now, 'cano!"

Nature - Plants

• Bamboo Patch (normal and burning)- "Ye sproutin' wood."
• Jungle Tree- "Thet tree be hidin' all kinds o' treasures."
• Viney Bush and Snake Den (normal and burning)- "Ya look like a tangled pile o'riggin'."
• Bamboo Patch (stump and withered)- "Thar be no bamboo fer th' moment."
• Jungle Tree (stump)- "Nary a wiff o' treasure left."
• Viney Bush and Snake Den (stump)- "Thet straightened ya out."
• Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (burning)- "She burns bright."
• Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "Thet's th' end o' thet."
• Jungle Tree (burnt)- "Be smellin' like a bag o' coal."
• Viney Bush and Snake Den (burnt)- "Thet's one way ta solve a knot."
• Bamboo Root- "Thet will be needin' some ground ta be useful."
• Viney Bush Root- "Thet be mine fer th'takin'."
• Jungle Tree (sapling)- "Meybe sev'ral legs!"
• Jungle Tree Seed- "Ye might grow in ta a new leg fer me."
• Bamboo- "Ye'd be too big to pick me teeth wit'. If me had teeth..."
• Vine- "Them's be th' stranglin' kind."
• Grass (water)- "Ye must 'ave a 'uge thirst!"
• Brainy Sprout (normal and picked)- "Th' brains o' the ocean."
• Seaweed (plant and picked)- "Get's tangled in my rigging."
• Seaweed Stalk- "It's a... thing."
• Mangrove (normal, burning, and stump)- "Th' waters be shallow 'ere."
• Mangrove (burnt)- "'Tis cooked."
• Palm Tree- "A nice bit o' shade thar."
• Palm Tree (burnt)- "Be smellin' like a bag o'coal."
• Palm Tree (stump)- "Nary a wiff o'treasure left."
• Palm Tree (sapling)- "Tis a fruit no more!"
• Palm Leaf- "Whut can I make wit' this here?"
• Regular Jungle Tree (normal and stump)- "Thet tree be givin' Woodlegs th' evil eye."
• Tidal Plant- "Leafy greens from high tide."

Nature - Objects

• Crabbit Den (normal and collapsed)- "Ye got a nice 'ome thar, crabbit."
• Fishermerm's Hut- "They smell worse than Woodlegs!"
• Merm Hut- "I don't trust 'em."
• Merm Hut (burnt)- "Good riddance."
• Shoal- "A fishin' 'ole! Make a note on me map!"
• Wobster Den- "'Tis th' shellbeast's cabin."
• Coral Reef- "Ye better steer clear, Woodlegs."
• Coral- "This'll tear up a boat right quick!"
• Coral Larva- "Not th'most intimidatin' sea monster!"
• Limpet Rock (normal and withered)- "Thet rock is covered in good eatin'."
• Limpet Rock (picked)- "'Tis just a rock now."
• Magma Pile- "Could be something buried thar."
• Magma Pile (gold)- "Golden rocks!"
• Krissure- "Woodlegs must be standin' on a sea o' fire."
• Steamer Trunk- "Thar might be gold inside."
• Sandy Pile- "Nothin' like the feel o' sand 'neath me pegs."
• Sand- "Handful o' land."
• Sharkitten Den- "Th' kitties sharpen their claws here."
• Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "Here kitty-kitty?"
• Volcano- "Me ol' prison."
• Dragoon Egg- "Me feels a storm comin'."
• Suspicious Bubbles- "Thar be a devil'n'th'depths!"
• Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "Me lost th'devils trail..."
• Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail, Monsoon Season)- "Like findin' a wet needle inna wet haystack."
• Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "A big devil be near'abouts."
• Tar Slick- "There be sludgy treasure down ther'."
• Tar- "Tis a m'ghty sticky sludge!"
• Tar Trap- "Ol' Woodlegs' pegs'd get stuck f'sure!"
• Tidal Pool- "I sees me future..."
• Lava Pool- "Hope me legs don't catch."
• Mussels- "Scoop 'em up!"
• Mussels (with stick)- "Waitin' fer food don't be me strong suit..."
• Slot Machine- "I've always thoughta myself a bettin' man."
• Electric Isosceles- "Whar they lead is anybody's guess."
• Octo Chest- "Whut's in thar fer ol' Woodlegs?"
• Debris- "Th' sea swallowed me boat but spit up ol' Woodlegs."
• Crate- "There be a crate."
• Wildbore Head (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Quit yer starin'."
• Seashell- "Sea trinket."
• Poisonous Hole- "Th' worst kind o' hole."
• Gunpowder Barrel- "Skull 'n crossbones only means one thing whur I come from."
• X Marks the Spot- "Me favorite kind of buried thing!"
• Rawling- "Reminds me o'me old parrot."
• Watery Grave- "Th'only proper end fer a man o'th'sea."
• Wreck- "Rest well, ye weary seafarer."
• Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "What a curious piece."
• Grassy Thing- "Aye, Woodlegs'll give it a crank."
• - "Thar be secrets hidden in this here box."
• Ring Thing- "I'd give it a bite, but I know it don't be gold."
• Wooden Potato Thing- "Whut a potatey needs a helmet fer me never be knowin'."

Nature - Volcano

• Obsidian Workbench- "Th' legends be true..."
• Coffee Plant- "A crop after me bitter, black heart!"
• Coffee Plant (picked)- "I hope they be comin' back."
• Coffee Plant (barren)- "It needs a spot o' poop."
• Coffee Plant (withered)- "It needs a mug o' java to perk up."
• Elephant Cactus- "Woodlegs be wary."
• Prickly Elephant Cactus- "'Tis a dangerous plant!"
• Elephant Cactus Stump- "Th' fiendish plant is gatherin' its energy ta attack again!"
• Coffee Plant and Elephant Cactus (held)- "Thet will be needin' some ground ta be useful."
• Cactus Spike- "A dagger o' sorts."
• Obsidian Boulder- "Fire rock from fire mountain."
• Obsidian- "A powerful stone."
• Charcoal Boulder- "Could start quite a barby-q wit' this."
• Burnt Ash Tree- "Ye look burnt out."
• Dragoon Saliva- "How uncouth! Woodlegs approves!"
• Woodlegs' Cage- "'Tis a wretched thing."
• Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "Thet be th' devil's work."
• Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "Ready fer bribin'."
• Volcano (exit)- "'Tis nigh time me be leavin' this dread place."

Turfs

• Volcano Turf- "Th' devil's ground."
• Other Turfs- "Me ain't no ground lubber."

Mobs - Monsters

• Crocodog- "A mangy reptile!"
• Yellow Crocodog- "A mighty poison infests thet one!"
• Blue Crocodog- "A terr'ble fido, t'be sure!"
• Floaty Boaty Knight- "Th' navy is 'ere!"
• Flup (above and in ground)- "Git back in th' ground!"
• Eyeshot- "Flup you."
• Pirate Ghost- "Tis a pirate's life, even in death."
• Poison Mosquito (normal and held)- "Keep back ye maggot!"
• Yellow Mosquito Sack- "T'was a yellowbellied beast!"
• Snake- "Ya split-tongued devil!"
• Poison Snake- "Stay away ye forked tongued devil!"
• Snakeskin- "Me leathers do need replacin'."
• Spider Warrior (venomous)- "8 legs ta lub th' land wit'."
• Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "Ye dreaming o' flies?"
• Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "Warrior my eye!"
• Sea Hound- "Sea devils!"
• Stink Ray- "Back ye foul stink-shooters!"
• Swordfish- "Arrr ye'd like ta bury thet nose in ol' Woodlegs eh?"
• White Whale- "Now ye arr a devil fit ta claim ol' Woodlegs!"
• White Whale Carcass- "Thet's a whale o' a smell!"
• Dragoon- "Keep yer flames away from Woodlegs, landlubber!"

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Blue Whale- "Arrr ye th' devil ta take Woodlegs ta th' depths?"
• Blue Whale Carcass- "Why don't ye sink and clear th' air!"
• Bottlenose Ballphin- "These devil's really have a ball."
• Dorsal Fin- "Th'fin o'a sea beast."
• Jellyfish- "Shockin'ly dangerous."
• Jellyfish (held)- "Shockin'ly squishy."
• Water Beefalo (normal, sleeping, and follower)- "She could use a pirate hug."
• Horn- "A terrible beastly horn."
• Prime Ape- "Like lookin' in a cracked, greasy mirror."
• Wildbore- "Not wild about ye."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Bioluminescence- "They light up me life."
• Crabbit and Beardling (normal and held)- "Thar's a tasty meal!"
• Shifting Sands- "Me knowin' thet crabbit be nearby."
• Dogfish- "Ye salty dog!"
• Sharkitten- "Don't ye look at me wit' those adorable eyes..."
• Fishbone (Packim alive and dead)- "Th' heart o' me bird. Inna manner o' speakin'."
• Packim Baggims- "Thet's me mate!"
• Rainbow Jellyfish- "Th'sea b'full'o colors!"
• Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "Aye, thet b'a jellyfish."
• Parrot (normal and held) and Parrot Pirate (held)- "Ye's a smart pretty bird."
• Parrot Pirate- "Ack! Thet's me Polly!"
• Seagull (normal and held)- "A rat wit' win's."
• Seagull (in water and held)- "Ahoy, seafarer!"
• Toucan (normal and held)- "Yer name wouldn't be Sam, would it?"
• Cormorant (normal and held)- "A most foul seabird!"
• Doydoy (normal and held)- "'Tis a stupid lookin bird."
• Doydoy Nest- "'Tis a bird home."
• Doydoy Feather- "'Tis a bird sail."
• Doydoy Egg- "'Tis a free meal!"
• Hatching Doydoy Egg- "'Tis useless."
• Fried Doydoy Egg- "Yer would-be goose is cooked!"
• Baby Doydoy and Teen Doydoy (normal and held)- "'Tis a tiny dumb bird."
• Wobster- "Don't be scurryin' from me!"
• Fishermerm- "At least 'e be catchin' me fish!"

Mobs - Bosses

• Palm Treeguard- "Yarr, wit' those tree legs we're pract'ly kin!"
• Quacken- "'Tis th' mightiest beast in th' sea!"
• Quacken Tentacle- "Have at ye!"
• Chest of the Depths- "Aye, this be what Woodlegs lives fer!"
• Quacken Beak- "Twas a mighty maw on thet one."
• Sealnado- "Thet wind is whippin' like th' devil's sneeze!"
• Sealnado (failed attack)- "
• Sealnado (seal form)- "Don't ye be lookin' at me wit' them sad eyes."
• Turbine Blades- "Methinks thar's a use fer this."
• Magic Seal- "Whut th' devil is thet?"
• Tiger Shark- "Come at me ye striped devil!"
• Eye of the Tiger Shark- "Reminds me o' me ol' first mate, Wildeye Weston."
• Shark Gills- "Ye won't be breathin' through these namore!"

Mobs - Other

• Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "Look at this fancy monkey!"
• Yaarctopus- "Ahoy, ye salty dog!"

Food - Meats

• Dead Dogfish- "'Tis a seadog n'more."
• Dead Swordfish- "Ye put up a good fight."
• Tropical Fish- "Aye, me favorite food!"
• Dead Jellyfish- "Shockin'ly dead."
• Cooked Jellyfish- "Shockin'ly tasty."
• Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "Tis gon' belly up!"
• Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "Now Woodlegs' belly'll soon b'full'o colors!"
• Dried Jellyfish- "Who be knowin' such a thing be possible?"
• Raw Fish- "Could use a bit o' heat."
• "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "Fish inna can!"
• Fish Steak and Cooked Fish Morsel- "'Tis a bit better."
• Fish Morsel- "'Tis hardly a bite o' fish."
• Limpets- "Ye'll be in me tummy soon 'nuff."
• Cooked Limpets- "Yaaarm!"
• Mussel- "Woodlegs loves a mussel!"
• Cooked Mussel- "Yarrr, thet's good."
• Roe- "Egg'o'th'fish."
• Cooked Roe- "Roast egg'o'th'fish."
• Neon Quattro- "Inta th'pot w'ya."
• Cooked Neon Quattro- "Th'bread'n'butter'o'th'sea!"
• Pierrot Fish- "Don't ye b'starin' at ol'Woodlegs!"
• Cooked Pierrot Fish- "Down th'hatch!"
• Purple Grouper- "Ye got thet look t'ya."
• Cooked Purple Grouper- "Ready fer m'gullet."
• Shark Fin- "Ye left yer rudder, devil!"
• Dead Wobster- "Aye! Now Woodlegs can eat 'em."
• Delicious Wobster- "Hot meat o' th' sea!"
• Bile-Covered Slop- "Aye, me'll be eatin' well tonight!"
• Dragoon Heart- "Th' heart o' th' fearsome creature."

Food - Fruits

• Banana- "I must be goin' banana's down here."
• Cooked Banana- "Not bad."
• Coconut- "Aye, me favorite tree fruit."
• Halved Coconut- "Its flesh be prone fer th' takin'."
• Roasted Coconut- "'Tis even better cooked o'er a fire."
• Coffee Beans- "Just add water."
• Roasted Coffee Beans- "No hot water?"

Food - Vegetables

• Seaweed (planted)- "Gets tangled in me rigging."
• Seaweed- "Get's tangled in my rigging."
• Roasted Seaweed- "Cooking it don't make it food."
• Dried Seaweed- "This s'pose ta pass fer jerky?"
• Sweet Potato (planted)- "A different kind o' buried treasure."
• Sweet Potato- "Me likes me potateys sweet!"
• Cooked Sweet Potato- "Hot grub!"

Food - Crock Pot

• Banana Pop- "I heard ther be gold in th'banana stand."
• Bisque- "A delightful snack t'pour down m'gullet!"
• California Roll- "Them be fancy fish treats."
• Ceviche- "Whut tasty creatures dredged up frum th'sea!"
• Coffee- "Arrr thet be th' real treasure thar."
• Jelly-O Pop- "Woodlegs' specialty!"
• Lobster Bisque- "Fends off th'scurvy!"
• Lobster Dinner- "I loves ta eat'em!"
• Seafood Gumbo- "Down th'hatch!"
• Shark Fin Soup- "Now Woodlegs gits ta bite ya back!"
• Surf 'n' Turf- "'Could use wit less turf."
• Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Aye, thet be food."
• Monster Tartare- "'Tis a vile thing."
• Mussel Bouillabaise- "'Tis a delicacy."
• Sweet Potato Souffle- "A tasty piece o'crumpet."
• Caviar- "Snooty landlubb'rin' eats!"
• Tropical Bouillabaisse- "Tis a'hearty fish soup!"

Food - Other

• Blubber- "Woodlegs'd never be caught blubberin'."
• Brainy Matter- "Ye can't think yer way outta me pocket."
• Sweet Potato Seeds- "Seeds be fer planting, an Woodlegs ain't no farmer."

Misc Items

• Venom Gland- "Aye, 'tis th' source o' th' venom."
• Dubloons- "Me treasures!"
• Hail- "Me timbers is shiverin'!"
• Message in a Bottle- "Oh ho! Be it a map?"
• Spoiled Fish- "Smells like th'devil hisself made wind."
• Snake Oil- "Me knows a good deal when me sees it."
• Harpoon- "T'whales cow'r in fear 'fore ol'Woodlegs!"
• Trident- "Me thought this was just from th'stories!"
• Peg Leg- "Woodlegs had better hold on ta this fer future use."
• Orange Soda- "Sodey pop!"
• Voodoo Doll- "Me don't tangle wit' witchcraft."
• Ukulele- "Can't play a note."
• License Plate- "Strange plate this."
• Ancient Vase- "Me don't have a taste fer delicate antiquities."
• Brain Cloud Pill- "Fer brain storms."
• Wine Bottle Candle- "Where be th' wine?"
• Broken AAC Device- "Even if it weren't broken, me wouldn't be knowing whut to do wit' it."
• One True Earring- "Ay! 'Tis me ol' earring!"
• Old Boot- "Boot-y!"
• Sextant- "Wit' this me'll traverse th'seas!"
• Toy Boat- "'Tis a mockery o'th'mighty vessels o'th'sea!"
• Soaked Candle- "Candles and water don't mix."
• Sea Worther- "Bah! Hokum!"
• Iron, Bone, and Golden Key- "A useless thing if ever there were one."
• Tarnished Crown- "Kinda head fits this crown?"

Announcements

• Volcano eruption warning- "Th' world be belchin'."
• Volcano eruption- "Th' fire devils be belchin'!"
• Sea Hounds are coming- "Aye, me ol' frenemies back to take a bite outta me hide!"
• Crocodogs are coming- "Whut be thet noise signallin'?"
• Sealnado is coming- "Some big devil be upon me!"
• Map border approaching- "A veil o'mist approaches..."
• Entering map border- "Into th'murk and mist wit' me..."
• Exiting map border- "Ta th'edge o'th'world and back!"
• Riding wave- "We be a silver streak on th'blue now!"
• Boat losing durability- "She's takin' on water!"
• Boat leak- "This be th' day th' sea claims me?"
• Boat sinking- "She be goin' doooon!"
• Trawl Net full- "Me net be full!"
• Crabbit escape- "Where'd th'lil devil go?"
• Wrong world- "Th'map don't be matchin' th'land."

Removed

• Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Need ta be careful ta not burn me legs."
• Speargun- "A fine gutshooter ye'll make."
• Poison Speargun- "Whut swab would use such a thing?"
• Obsidian Speargun- "Shootin' fire!"
• Seashell- "Me hears th' blue."
• Old Boot- "I already got one good boot."
• Snake Den (normal and burning)- "A nest o' scallywags aye?"
• Snake Den (burnt)- "Yer hidey house burns!"
• Snake Den (stump)- "Ye won't be slitherin' back there namore."
• Big Slimy Pit- "Thar be slime!"

Trivia

• His quote for a Toucan ("Yer name wouldn't be Sam, would it?") is a reference to Toucan Sam, the cartoon mascot for Froot Loops cereal.
• Woodlegs' quote for the Banana Pop ("I heard ther be gold in th'banana stand.") may be a reference to the Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Stand from the television show Arrested Development, as one of the main characters frequently mentions that "there's always money in the banana stand".