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“Ah! The world is so much more interesting when you can see it!”
This page lists Wagstaff's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.
Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wagstaff's quotes for items found in Shipwrecked. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.
Tools
Machete- "A pragmatic tool for slashing objects."
Luxury Machete- "Gold is so plentiful here I can use it in household tools."
Lights
Chiminea (all stages)- "Ah ha! I have achieved efficient combustion!"
Bottle Lantern- "Miniscule lighting in a bottle."
Boat Torch- "The fortunate angle of this stick makes for an ideal hanging device."
Boat Lantern- "An exemplary application for bioluminescence."
Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "The obsidian is a fantastic conductor of thermal energy."- Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "The thermal energy output is enormous!"
- Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "The obsidian really focuses the thermal output."
- Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "Not emitting as much energy as before."
- Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "Still emanating a small amount of thermal energy."
- Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "It should ignite with the addition of a source of fuel."
Tar Lamp- "A simple yet effective design. Still smells though."
Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "Efficiently contains an exothermic reaction on the water."- Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "A glorious blaze! Especially in such a water-logged environment."
- Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "Emitting thermal energy nominally."
- Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "Evidence suggests the fire is getting low."
- Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "It will require more fuel to keep up the combustion process."
- Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "It will require fuel to continue."
Survival
Thatch Pack- "Palm leaves make for an outstanding building material."
Booty Bag- "Its metaphysical properties allow it to spontaneously generate dubloons."
Sea Sack- "A sack that protects perishables, but it is made from perishables itself."
Tropical Fan- "Fascinating! It controls air currents."
Silly Monkey Ball- "He he. I can see what those simians see in this amusing sphere."
Tropical Parasol- "It provides a modicum of protection from the elements."
Anti Venom- "A tincture of antibodies."
Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "A rudimentary structure that will keep the rain away. In theory."
Food
Mussel Stick- "An ingenious invention fabricated from readily available materials."
Mussel Bed- "Theoretically, I can farm my own bivalve molluscs here."
Fish Farm (empty)- "Entirely devoid of fish at the moment."- Fish Farm (growing)- "A wild selection of aquatic craniates. Still in egg form."
- Fish Farm (one fish)- "Evidence suggests a roe has hatched."
- Fish Farm (two fish)- "In theory, more eggs will be able to hatch."
- Fish Farm (three fish)- "Theoretically this farm could still hold more fish."
- Fish Farm (four fish)- "It's reached capacity! How wonderful!"
Science
Sea Lab- "Science on the sea! How marvelous!"
Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "A practical electric refrigeration unit that doesn't require electricity!"- Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "Producing endothermic reactions at an alarming rate!"
- Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "Theoretically, it will require more fuel soon."
- Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "The fuel must be replenished immediately!"
- Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "It requires fuel to convert to endothermic energy."
Quacken Drill- "Such a simple design. Yet so effectively destructive!"
Fight
Poison Spear- "Luckily the venom gland doesn't weigh down the tip of the spear."
Poison Dart- "An excellent pneumatic device that delivers a slow painful death."
Coconade- "An inspired combination of gunpowder and hard round fruit."- Coconade (lit)- "Hoohoo! I cannot wait to see it explode!"
Spear Gun (empty), Spear Gun- "A tool to propel homicidal weapons at an enemy."
Poison Spear Gun- "A pernicious propellant."
Obsidian Spear Gun- "An exothermic propellant launched via a hyperelastic material."
Cutlass Supreme- "An excellent killing implement."
Horned Helmet- "The water resistant properties of the aquatic bound bovine have transfered to this headgear."
Seashell Suit- "A rudimentary design but moderately effective."
Limestone Suit- "Has considerably more weight when it is worn."
Cactus Armor- "Defensive clothing constructed from contentious cactus projectiles."
Structures
Sand Castle- "Fascinating, it seems to add protection against psychic attack."
Sand Castle (sand)- "Its psychic protective properties have depleted."
Wildbore House- "Rudimentary, but quite sound structurally."
Prime Ape Hut- "What treasures have these curious creatures amassed!"
Limestone Wall (held)- "It's of more use when it is on the ground."
Limestone Wall- "Interesting. Coral that has use as a corral."
Dragoon Den- "Fascinating! This creature assumes himself to be some kind of strongman."
Sandbag (held)- "A small obstacle for flood prevention."
Sandbag- "Theoretically, it will stem the tide. For a little while."
Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "That invaluable dark fuel is powering transportation to another world!"- Seaworthy (SW world)- "That invaluable dark fuel is powering transportation to another world!"
Buoy- "A buoyant emitter of visible light waves."
Sea Chest- "Buoyant storage! This will revolutionize sea-going affairs!"
Ballphin Palace- "Where are all those playful mammals coming from?"
Sea Wall (held)- "A strong wall. But more effective on the ground."
Sea Wall- "Presumably, this will withstand external attack."
Refine
Cloth- "Functional and flexible."
Limestone- "Sedimentary rock composed of coral."
Empty Bottle- "A shame. I was looking forward to a communication."
Coral Nubbin- "I must find the ideal spot on the seafloor to plant this."
Magic
Piratihatitator- "If I could return home with this machine, I could revolutionize the world!"
Piratihatitator (burnt)- "My plans for a scientific revolution have gone up in flames."
Dripple Pipes- "Yet another instrument I would very much like to bring back with me."
Dress
Brain of Thought- "The schematics for a plethora of incredible inventions are in now contained within my brain!"
Snakeskin Hat- "Smells not unlike wet snake."
Snakeskin Jacket- "The snake scale is quite water resistant."
Blubber Suit- "Smells faintly of ambergris."
Windbreaker- "Has an unbelievable resistance to gale force winds."
Tar Suit- "An entirely effective rain suit! Could be a bit more durable."
Particulate Purifier- "Amazing! It functions without requiring a sealed cover over the mouth!"
Sleek Hat- "Incredible. It's worn on the head, yet affects the whole body."
Shark Tooth Crown- "In theory, this fabricated bravado will restore my mental state."
Dumbrella- "Its duplicate canopies have increased its effectiveness exponentially."
Nautical
Log Raft- "The dispersal of weight should keep me briefly afloat."
Raft- "A moderately manufactured buoyant craft."
Row Boat- "A sufficient ship for my mundane explorative tasks."
Cargo Boat- "A top-notch transporter of goods across bodies of water."
Armored Boat- "Sometimes the simplest designs are the most impressive."
Encrusted Boat- "Surprisingly agile, despite its chaotic design."
The 'Sea Legs'- "This looks well kept. As if the owner has used it recently."
Boat Repair Kit- "Strange. Where did the glue come from?"
Thatch Sail- "Passable material for capturing wind currents."
Cloth Sail- "Based its malleability and texture, this will make me go fast!"
Snakeskin Sail- "Theoretically, it's reliable despite its patchy appearance."
Feather Lite Sail- "These feathers appear to be adept at attracting wind currents."
Iron Wind- "Yet another contrivance which makes use of those versatile gears!"
Boat Cannon- "Explosive! Someone could do considerable damage with this!"
Quackering Ram- "An exceptionally enormous blunt object to hit things with."
Sea Trap (held and placed)- "I do hope this yields a lobster dinner."
Sea Yard (off)- "I must extract more tar for this marvelous machine to work again!"- Sea Yard (on)- "Magnificent. I could use this kind of automation in my factory!"
- Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "Getting precariously low on fuel."
Tar Extractor (off)- "It requires the turning of a switch to function."- Tar Extractor (on)- "Splendid. We very much need something like this at home."
- Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "Evidence suggests it needs more tar."
Trawl Net- "What enigmas of the deep can I uncover!"
Trawl Net (detached)- "Full of the wonders of the sea!"
Trawl Net (sinking)- "Theoretically, it will reach the bottom soon."- Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "Descending rapidly..."
Spyglass- "The glass bottle makes an uncommonly good looking glass."
Super Spyglass- "The refraction properties of that lens is astonishing!"
Captain Hat- "Curious. It appears to have an affect on my sailing competency."
Pirate Hat- "Effects the probability of my success as a sea captain."
Lucky Hat- "Incredible. It increases the probability of finding treasure!"
Life Jacket- "Ingenious! The empty glass bottles will keep me buoyant!"
Volcanic
Obsidian Machete- "An adamantine blade with exothermic properties."
Obsidian Axe- "Incredible! The obsidian is converting kinetic energy into thermal energy."
Obsidian Spear- "Initial observations suggest the obsidian gets really hot."
Obsidian Armor- "The reptilian heart and obsidian have imbued it with incendiary properties."
Obsidian Coconade- "Contains an explosive amount of potential energy."
Howling Conch- "Intriguing! Its sound reverberations have an effect on the weather!"
Sail Stick- "A superlative utilization of dark fuel. The world will be better for its introduction!"
Volcano Staff- "Such power focused into a portable staff! Magnificent!"
Nature - Plants
Berry Bush (held)- "Its ability to produce berries does not work out of the ground."
Jungle Tree- "I wonder if this one is possessed?"
Jungle Tree (stump)- "How many rings does it have?"- Jungle Tree (burning)- "Always glad to see an exothermic event."
Jungle Tree (burnt)- "Evidence of combustion."
Jungle Tree (sapling)- "Based on my observations, it should only take a few days to grow."
Jungle Tree Seed- "I see the Fibonacci sequence is prevalent here, too."
Palm Tree- "Its fronds are quite large and could be made useful."
Palm Tree (stump, 1)- "I believe that was my work, but it's hard to say for sure."- Palm Tree (stump, 2)- "Presumably, it won't grow again.
- Palm Tree (burning)- "Ah. Thermal combustion at work."
Palm Tree (burnt, 1)- "It's been reduced to a pile of carbon."- Palm Tree (burnt, 2)- "Its flammability has been proven without a shadow of a doubt."
Palm Tree (sapling)- "Presumably, it has a rapid growth rate."
Palm Leaf- "Large leaf. Sizable fronds. Excellent for construction purposes."
Regular Jungle Tree- "Glorious! A possessed tree! I need a closer look."
Bamboo Patch- "Ah, excellent! Bamboo can easily be bent to my will."- Bamboo Patch (barren)- "I can reasonably deduce that it needs fertilization."
Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "Nothing but a pile of carbon now."- Bamboo Patch (stump)- "Luckily bamboo regenerates rapidly."
Bamboo Root- "I can reasonably deduce that it needs dirt."
Bamboo- "A versatile and pliable perennial plant I can use to make stuff."
Viney Bush- "Ah! Those gnarled branches look very useful."- Snake Den- "Ah! Those gnarled branches look very useful."
- Viney Bush (barren)- "Initial observations lead me to believe it needs fertilizer."
Viney Bush (burnt)- "Evidence of an exothermic reaction."- Snake Den (burnt)- "Evidence of an exothermic reaction."
Viney Bush (stump)- "Based on past evidence, I can theorize this will grow back fairly quickly."- Snake Den (stump)- "Based on past evidence, I can theorize this will grow back."
Viney Bush Root- "I predict it will need to go in the ground."
Vine- "A ropey branch. I can think of nine good uses for it already."
Mangrove- "An impressive root system. In theory it would help avoid water saturation."
Mangrove (burnt)- "Its proximity to water was not enough to impede combustion."
Grass (water)- "I can reasonably presume this is a type of grass."
Brainy Sprout (normal and picked)- "A neurological network of nautical knowledge!"
Seaweed (planted and picked)- "A useful aquatic vegetation."
Tidal Plant- "Plantlife. Evidently, they're drawn to this climate."
Nature - Objects
Crabbit Den- "I wonder how complex is their den system is."
Fishermerm's Hut- "The domicile of a marshy humanoid obsessed with fishing."
Shoal- "Preliminary observations indicate there are fish contained within."
Wobster Den- "An unusual home for a crustacean."
Coral Reef- "A colorful collection of Cnidaria."
Coral- "Ah! Marine invertebrates I can use in inventions!"
Coral Larva- "Evidently, it will grow into a coral."
Limpet Rock- "Appears to have attracted sea creatures to its surface."
Limpet Rock (picked)- "I can reasonably assume it will attract more sea creatures."
Magma Pile- "A collection of igneous rocks. Theoretically from a volcano."
Magma Pile (gold)- "An igneous rock formation fortuitously flecked with gold."
Krissure- "A chance peak into the planet's core!"
Steamer Trunk- "Whose luggage is that? And where are they now?"
Sandy Pile- "An accumulation of granular materials."
Sand- "A fine grain, more useful for construction purposes than gardening."
Sharkitten Den- "Fascinating! It can materialize adorableness out of thin air!"
Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "In theory, it's ceased to work."
Volcano- "Certainly implies there is a molten core to this world."
Dragoon Egg- "It's emitting thermal energy!"- Suspicious Bubbles- "The circumference and arrangement of those bubbles indicate that it's a whopper!"
- Suspicious Bubbles (lost trail)- "The whale has eluded me!"
- Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "Theoretically, there is a whale nearby."
- Suspicious Bubbles (lost trail, Monsoon Season)- "No signs of whale remain in these waves."
Tar Slick- "A highly combustible source of fuel lays just beneath the waves."
Tar- "An excellent source of combustible material. But it sure does stink."
Tar Trap- "Outstanding! An enormously efficient way to defeat enemies."
Tidal Pool- "Theoretically, there are fish within."
Lava Pool- "Appears to have erupted from a creature, not the earth's core."
Mussels- "What fantastic creatures lurk in its depths?"- Mussels (with stick)- "Theoretically, bivalve molluscs will be attracted to it."
Slot Machine- "It appears to work by misinterpreting probabilities of success."
Electric Isosceles- "A stimulating device. Does it work on electrostatic energy?"
Octo Chest- "Theoretically, it contains the product of my negotiations."
Debris- "Evidently, there were others here before me."
Crate- "It requires some kind of smashing device to open."
Wildbore Head (normal and burnt)- "Curious. Evidence suggests it's linked to this planet's satellite."
Seashell (beached)- "Does that imply there are molluscs here?"- Seashell- "Collecting them appears to stave off psychic attack."
Poisonous Hole- "An alluring landmark of lurid effluvium."
Gunpowder Barrel- "A large barrel of incendiary ammunition. Presumably, it goes boom!"
X Marks the Spot- "I would very much like to talk to whoever buried that treasure."
Rawling- "Is there any non-basketball related knowledge you can bestow upon me?"
Watery Grave- "The deceased won't mind if I raid their graves."
Wreck- "Evidently, there were sailors here once. But where did they go?"
Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "Not exactly refined, but theoretically it will still work."
Grassy Thing- "I do believe this is a crank! Made of grass?!"
Screw Thing- "It looks cobbled together. The science is sound though."
Wooden Potato Thing- "A wooden automaton head?! Extraordinary!"
Ring Thing- "It's inelegant, but it will still work."
Nature - Volcano
Obsidian Workbench- "I would very much like to talk to the maker of this bench."
Coffee Plant- "Fascinating! It's immune to the effects of combustion!"
Coffee Plant (picked)- "Theoretically, it will grow back."
Coffee Plant (barren)- "I can reasonably deduce that it needs fertilization."- Coffee Plant (withered)- "Theoretically, it's too hot out."
Coffee Plant (held)- "Amazing! It is combustible in this form!"
Elephant Cactus- "A fascinating reactive nervous system! I would like a closer look."
Elephant Cactus (withered)- "Presumably, it is not the optimum season for it."
Elephant Cactus Stump- "Theoretically, it can be replanted."
Elephant Cactus (held)- "I presume it will need to be planted."
Cactus Spike- "The destructive projectile of a cactus. I can hit things with it!"- Obsidian Boulder- "Breaking apart that invaluable obsidian will require severe firepower."
Obsidian- "Curious. It's sending out faint thermal waves."
Charcoal Boulder- "Theoretically, it has undergone some form of combustion already."
Burnt Ash Tree- "A tree that has been touched by combustion."
Dragoon Saliva- "Magmatic mucus! Outstanding!"
Woodlegs' Cage- "I would very much like to know how he got in there."- Woodlegs (free)- "
Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "Such magnificent power! I must learn its secrets!"- Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "If I don't sacrifice something, it will continue to rain fire."
- Volcano (exit)- "An egress to the outside."
Turfs
Snakeskin Rug- "In theory, it's resistant to flooding."
Jungle Turf- "Fertile land."
Meadow Turf- "A verdant green."
Magma Turf- "Not very many things will grow on it."
Tidal Marsh Turf- "Quite squishy ground."
Ashy Turf- "Curious. It's mostly ash, yet it will still burn."
Volcano Turf- "Amazing! I can still see the lava underneath."
Mobs - Monsters
Crocodog- "A barking reptile?! I must examine it closer!"
Yellow Crocodog- "Its coloring suggests it's somehow contaminated."
Blue Crocodog- "What a marvelously aggressive animal!"
Floaty Boaty Knight- "Amazing! I ran into many difficulties waterproofing my automaton."
Flup (normal and in ground)- "An incredible amphibious fish! Let me take a look at you."
Eyeshot- "The fascinating eye stalk of this fish would be ideal for a blow dart."
Pirate Ghost- "A swashbuckling, seafaring spectral spectacle!"
Poison Mosquito- "I presume they carry diseases here too."
Yellow Mosquito Sack- "Theoretically, it could be used as an antivenom."
Snake- "A fantastically vile reptile."
Poison Snake- "I highly suspect that it is poisonous."
Snakeskin- "The repellant properties of this skin are inspiring!"
Sea Hound- "What a terrifically streamlined killing machine!"
Stink Ray- "An absolutely amazing animal with fatal fumes."
Swordfish- "What a magnificently cuspidated creature!"
White Whale- "How rare! I must hunt it!"
White Whale Carcass- "Wonderful! Decomposing bacteria has kept it bloated and buoyant."
Dragoon- "Fascinating! I would very much like to examine his heart."
Mobs - Neutral Animals
Blue Whale- "I can safely assume that was the animal making those bubbles."
Blue Whale Carcass- "A buoyant carcass no doubt filled with blubber."
Bottlenose Ballphin- "Theoretically they can be manipulated with food."
Dorsal Fin- "Not ideal for making soup."
Jellyfish- "It seems I need some sort of fishing implement to capture it."- Jellyfish (held)- "Extraordinary! Its cranial nerves appears to be smiling!"
Water Beefalo (normal, sleeping and follower)- "
Horn- "Ah! An ivory incisor. Theoretically, I can find a use for it."
Prime Ape- "You look like a fellow who understands insatiable curiosity."
Wildbore- "A pig humanoid creature. Evidently belongs to the hirsute variant."
Mobs - Passive Animals
Bioluminescence- "An intriguing instance of chemoluminescence. And a tiny one at that!"
Crabbit and Beardling- "- Crabbit and Beardling (held)- "
Shifting Sands- "Its deftness at camouflage is not good enough to fool me."
Dogfish- "Curious, do its ears act as fins?"
Sharkitten- "What a wonderfully adorable abomination!"
Fishbone (normal and Packim dead)- "The skeleton of a fish with strangely attractive properties."
Fishbone (ashes)- "
Packim Baggims- "The capacity of that bird's stomach defies the laws of physics!"
Rainbow Jellyfish- "It's smile is quite chilling."- Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "Its chromatic variations are quite pleasing to the eye."
Parrot (normal and held)- "A brightly colored bird, native to this region."
Parrot Pirate- "I suppose that bird is attracted to shiny objects. Interesting..."
Seagull- "I find it disheartening to know there are seagulls here too."- Seagull (in water)- "A little more hostile than the ones I'm used to."
Toucan- "How does its unusually tiny neck support such a bulbous beak."
Cormorant- "Very similar to ones at home. Disappointing..."
Doydoy- "What a ludicrously doltish bird!"
Doydoy Nest- "A complex piece of architecture built by a dim-witted creature."
Doydoy Feather- "It beautifully reflects the green-blue region of the light spectrum."
Doydoy Egg- "Shall I cook it? Or leave it to hatch more imbeciles?"- Hatching Doydoy Egg- "It looks to be hatching!"
Fried Doydoy Egg- "The color doesn't fill me with a lot of confidence."
Baby Doydoy (normal and held)- "Fantastic! A juvenile doltish bird to join the others!"
Teen Doydoy- "- Teen Doydoy (held)- "
Wobster- "What a complex cephalothorax! I'm going to eat it for dinner!"
Fishermerm- "Curious. These creatures appear to enjoy engaging in hobby fishing."
Mobs - Bosses
Palm Treeguard- "If I could only take such possessed topiaries home with me!"
Quacken- "What an awe-inspiring vitriolic creature! I need a closer look!"
Quacken Tentacle- "The destructive limbs on this creature are quite fascinating!"
Chest of the Depths- "The spoils of my skirmish with that sizable sea creature."
Quacken Beak- "Such a durable beak. No doubt it will come in handy."
Sealnado- "A fascinating destructive force. I should take a closer look."- Sealnado (failed attack)- "
Sealnado (seal form)- "What an adorably destructive creature! I want to take it home with me."
Turbine Blades- "Who manufactured this blade? It's quite precise!"
Magic Seal- "Wonderful. It's a conduit for that dark fuel."
Tiger Shark- "A spectacular chimera of fish and kitty."
Eye of the Tiger Shark- "Theoretically, it's edible. But I believe there could be a better use for it."
Shark Gills- "Theoretically, its rubbery texture will keep the elements at bay."
Mobs - Other
Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "I should wake him before he dies of exposure. But how?"
Yaarctopus- "Intriguing! That sleepy cephalopod wishes to engage in trade!"
Food - Meats
Dead Dogfish- "The only instance of ears on a fish I have ever encountered."
Dead Swordfish- "What a perfectly pernicious proboscis!"
Tropical Fish- "A beautiful fish! But I dare not consume it raw."
Dead Jellyfish- "Based on past experience, I should not consume this raw."
Cooked Jellyfish- "Ringlets of ever increasing circumference."
Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "I'm quite convinced eating raw seafood would result in disaster."
Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "Wonderful! Its chromatic variations were preserved!"
Dried Jellyfish- "Of a chewy consistency. Not unlike tar."
Raw Fish- "My experiments eating raw seafood always end in disaster."
"Ballphin Free" Tuna- "What an extraordinary opening device!"
Fish Steak- "The grilling makes it easily digestible."
Fish Morsel- "Even miniscule amounts of raw fish will cause my intestines harm."
Cooked Fish Morsel- "Ah. It should be okay for me to consume it now."
Limpets- "I will refrain from eating this in its raw form."
Cooked Limpets- "Theoretically it will cause me less stomach upset in this form."
Mussel- "Consuming raw seafood never produces favorable results for me."
Cooked Mussel- "Significantly more pleasurable when consumed cooked."
Roe- "Presumably, fish will hatch from this ovum."
Cooked Roe- "The act of cooking has organized the roe into rows. Curious..."
Neon Quattro- "Quite an exotic selection of fish here. All inedible raw."
Cooked Neon Quattro- "A pleasant enough presentation."
Pierrot Fish- "I predict disastrous consequences if I eat raw fish."
Cooked Pierrot Fish- "Now where did the head go?"
Purple Grouper- "A beautiful fish. Even dead."
Cooked Purple Grouper- "Good, it still contains the bones. They're a great source of calcium!"
Shark Fin- "Structurally superior at avoiding aerodynamic drag. Also, it's good in soup."
Dead Wobster- "I do not want to experiment with eating raw seafood."
Delicious Wobster- "Its muscular cephalothorax makes for some good eatin'."
Bile-Covered Slop- "I can reasonably deduce this will end in gastrointestinal distress."
Dragoon Heart- "A first-rate source of exothermic energy."
Food - Fruits
Coconut- "It must be cloven to get to the meat."
Halved Coconut- "I cannot eat it, but I can admire its concave curve."
Roasted Coconut- "Ah! Roasted coconut. I enjoy its effects on my taste receptors."
Coffee Beans- "I will need to roast it before I can consume it without ill effect."
Roasted Coffee Beans- "Has an ephemeral effect on my adrenal gland."
Food - Vegetables
Seaweed- "If consumed in its current condition, it's bound to cause me intestinal distress."
Roasted Seaweed- "Previous experiments have proven it is edible in this form."
Dried Seaweed- "Devoid of its moisture, it is actually quite tasty."
Sweet Potato (planted)- "Cultivating quite nicely."
Sweet Potato- "Consuming raw potatoes is never a good idea. Even sweet ones."
Cooked Sweet Potato- "Quite a delicious snack."
Food - Crock Pot
Banana Pop- "Quite efficient in lowering my internal temperature. Tastes good too."
Bisque- "I prefer my soup to be above my internal temperature. But it is edible."
California Roll- "Delightful! A motley of seafood wrapped up into cylinders."
Ceviche- "Curious. Where did the lime come from?"
Coffee- "Interesting. Caffeinated beverages have a heightened effect here."
Jelly-O Pop- "Strangely enough, this does not cause me stomach upset."
Lobster Bisque- "Its exoskeleton is still a marvelous shade of blue."
Lobster Dinner- "I do like watching its exoskeleton turn red."
Seafood Gumbo- "Still contains the skeletal remains of a fish."
Shark Fin Soup- "Ah. Shark fin soup. Just the thing to settle my stomach."
Surf 'n' Turf- "There is a lot of meat based protein in this concoction."
Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Buttery bounty of a berry blintz!"
Monster Tartare- "I suppose a culinary experiment is in order."
Mussel Bouillabaise- "A hearty broth of molluscs is good for the digestion."
Sweet Potato Souffle- "A hearty vegetable meal. Good for the constitution."
Caviar- "Where did I get that glass jar? Curious..."
Tropical Bouillabaisse- "A delicious concoction of water borne animals!"
Food - Other
Blubber- "There is a high probability this will cause intestinal distress."
Brainy Matter- "I would like to eat it, but it would cost intestinal distress."
Sweet Potato Seeds- "Evidently, it will grow sweet potatoes."
Misc Items
Venom Gland- "Excellent! A sack of zootoxin."
Dubloons- "Pirate currency. But how did it get here?"
Hail- "Let's see if I can find a purpose for this precipitation."
Message in a Bottle- "An enthralling missive from a mysterious being."
Spoiled Fish- "Not an experiment I'm willing to undergo."
Snake Oil- "Ah, I made a fortune selling such concoctions in my youth."
Harpoon- "An exceedingly effective throwing weapon."
Trident- "Its incredible effectiveness increases threefold when used in the water!"
Peg Leg- "I can reasonably deduce that this belonged to someone. But to whom?"
Orange Soda- "I've never seen such an ingenious opening device on a tin can!"
Voodoo Doll- "A stuffed figure."
Ukulele- "It produces highly pleasurable longitudinal sound waves."
License Plate- "I hypothesize this came in through a rift."
Ancient Vase- "The hole prevents it from retaining any liquid."
Brain Cloud Pill- "A medical experiment I'm reluctant to try."
Wine Bottle Candle- "Was this candle burnt here, or somewhere else?"
Broken AAC Device- "Ah. It needs a DR356X001."
One True Earring- "I'm afraid it is not my size."
Old Boot- "A boot. But who did it belong to?"
Sextant- "Ah! A reflecting navigation instrument!"
Toy Boat- "Appears to be seaworthy, but much too diminutive to be useful."- Soaked Candle- "
Sea Worther- "Amazing! It appears to work similar to my radio."
Iron Key- "Made of iron. Is there iron in this world?!"
Bone Key- "Carved from skeletal remains."
Golden Key- "Quite an ingenious design. Meant to inspire fear, no doubt."
Tarnished Crown- "Did those simians steal this or does it belong to one of them?"
Announcements
- Volcano eruption- "Volcanic eruption! Perfect chance to study the lava here."
- Sea Hounds are coming- "Undersea predators are lurking. I'm convinced of it."
- Crocodogs are coming- "Hounds! Coming to eat me, no doubt."
- Sealnado is coming- "What beautiful behemoth made that sound?!"
- Map border approaching- "Blasted fog! I want to know what's beyond my map."
- Entering map border- "I've been turned around somehow."
- Exiting map border- "What unseen forces are at work here?!"
Riding wave- "Woo hoo! Wave mechanics!"- Boat losing durability- "I'll need to repair this boat promptly.
- Boat leak- "Gaining water, rapidly."
- Boat sinking- "After all of my triumphs, I have met defeat!"
- Trawl Net full- "Excellent, my trawl is full!"
- Crabbit escape- "That animal was more clever than I anticipated."
- Wrong world- "A shame this map isn't for around here."
Removed
- Piratihatitator- "The schematics in this machine could revolutionize the world!"
| Characters | |
| Don't Starve |           |
| Reign of Giants |   |
| Shipwrecked |     |
| Hamlet |    |
| Don't Starve Together |       |
| Removed |  |
| Unimplemented |         |
| Other |        Minor Characters |