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“The dapperest of them all.”
This page lists Maxwell's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.
Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Maxwell's quotes for items found in Hamlet. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.
Tools
Shears- "Aren't there gardeners for this sort of thing?"
Lights
Cork Candle Hat- "The wax better not drip on my suit."
Cowl- "How delightfully horrific."
Survival
Bug B'Gone- "This will put that horde in its place."
Bird Whistle- "What use are birds to me?"
Food
Sprinkler- "Good. Now I don't have to water by hand."
Science
Smelter- "Finally we're catching up to the Iron age."
Oscillating Fan- "Ah. Civilization."
Fight
Halberd- "A blade as sharp as my wit."
Cork Bat- "Easy enough to carry."
Weevole Mantle- "This is not a good look."
Mant Mask- "A hollowed out head. Don't ask where I got it."
Mant Suit- "The indignities I've suffered..."
Fancy Helmet- "How very conquistadorian."
Tin Suit- "Not very pliant but it does the job."
Blunderbuss- "A weapon after my own heart."
Structures
Cork Barrel- "I know just what to fill it with."
Refine
Claw Palm Sapling- "You're on your own, tree."
Magic
Hogus Porkusator- "Scientifically proving pigs can fly."
Pugalisk Wand- "Penetrating."
Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "Another door."- Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "An exit but not a way out."
Living Artifact- "Not exactly dapper, but how can I say no to this?"
Root Trunk- "Keeps my things just where I want them."
Vortex Cloak- "It's like it was tailored just for me."
Dress
Gas Mask- "This clears the vapors."
Pith Hat- "Protects my most important part."
Thunderhat- "Electrifying finery."
Nautical
Cork Bowl Canoe- "Looks barely seaworthy."
Treasure Hunting
Disarming Tools- "This will deal with those pesky traps."
Ball Pein Hammer- "For more subtler smashing jobs."
Gold Pan- "Must I do everything myself?"
Magnifying Glass- "Let's see what we can find."
City Planning
Lamp Post (off)- "It eases my mind."- Lamp Post (on)- "A welcome sign of civilization."
Town House- "I presume it's a pigsty inside."- Town House (burning)- "That will only lead to improvement."
The Sterling Trough Deli- "Finally some decent food."- The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "A shame."
Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "A common boutique to purchase common goods."- Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Generally, I'd say it's on fire."
Curly Tails Mud Spa- "Seems even filthy pigs need the occasional pampering."- Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "A pity."
Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "A simple grocer."- Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "I do fancy roast vegetables."
Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "Every breastpocket needs a fresh rose."- Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "I'll have to get my roses elsewhere."
'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "Hmm... I may be in the market for some oddities."- 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "Nothing I can do about that."
The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Ahh... more my style."- The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "Agh! Put it out! Someone!"
The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Well, well, well..."- The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "Live by the sword, die by the flame."
The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "I may have use for a millinery."- The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "Everything burns."
Swinesbury Academy- "Hmmm... The are a lot of artifacts in there." [sic]- Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "Not my problem."
Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "Can I exchange this money for anything useful?"- Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "Serves them right."
The Tinkerer's Tower- "Full of schemes and plans. Like me."- The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "He'll have to rebuild his own shop."
Swinesbury City Hall- "I could run this place better."- Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "Serves them right."
My City Hall- "I deserve that."- My City Hall (burning)- "This town has a vandal problem."
Security Contract- "Oh good, I can hire some help."
Slanty Shanty- "Hmmm... Should I invest in real estate in this place?"- Slanty Shanty (owned)- "An estate of my own."
Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "Someone will pay for that."
Watch Tower- "There's an appeal in overseeing the masses."- Watch Tower (burning)- "A watchtower no more."
Renovate
House Expansion Permit- "More room for my acquisitions."
Demolition Permit- "I normally don't need a license for destruction."
Flooring
Wood Flooring- "Watch out for slivers."
Marble Flooring- "A nice solid floor."
Checkered Flooring- "This feels homey."
Slate Flooring- "Tartan floor tile."
Sheet Metal Flooring- "Utilitarian flooring."
Garden Stone Flooring- "A bit too outdoorsy."
Geometric Tiles Flooring- "Has some charm to it."
Shag Carpet- "It'll do."
Transitional Flooring- "It will need to be fixed."
Wood Panel Flooring- "Creaky. I like it."
Herringbone Flooring- "It'll do for now."
Hexagon Flooring- "Not bad."
Curcy Hoof Flooring- "Rather piggish."
Octagon Flooring- "Really? Linoleum?"
Shelves
Carved Bookshelf, Hutch Shelf, and Windowed Cabinet- "Ah. A place to put my books."
Basic Bookshelf- "A bit basic, but it'll do."
Cinderblock Bookshelf, Crates Shelf, Fridge, Floating Shelf, and Pallet Shelf- "Interesting choice of decor."
Marble Shelf- "I have the perfect book for that bookshelf."
Glass Shelf- "Looks breakable."
Ladder Shelf- "Boorish."
Industrial Shelf- "Philistine."
Adjustable Shelf- "A place to put my books."
Wall Mounted Shelf- "Stable enough."
A-Frame Shelf, Pipe Shelf, and Hat Tree- "I suppose this works."
Plantholders
Basic Plantholder, Fancy Plantholder, Philodendron Plantholder, Draceana Plantholder, Xerographica Plantholder, Palm Plantholder, and ZZ Plantholder- "It's a plant."
WIP Plantholder- "It's a little bush."
Bonsai Plantholder- "It's a little tree."
Dishgarden Plantholder- "It's a fancy plant holder."
Orchid Plantholder- "I prefer roses."
Birdcage Plantholder and Pitcher Plantholder- "A hanging plant."
Fernstand Plantholder- "A fern."
Fern Plantholder- "A hanging fern."
Terrarium Plantholder- "Caged plants."
Plantpet Plantholder- "A planted pet."
Traps Plantholder- "I like these."
Marble Plantholder- "Ooh. Fancy."
"Character" Tree- "Someone should put it out of its misery."
Festive Tree- "How festive."
Columns
Planed Wood Column, Millinery Column, Round Column, and Lit Marble Column- "A pillar of strength."
Wall Papers
Wood Paneling- "Some basic walls."
Checkered Wall Paper- "A pleasant way to decorate your surroundings."
Floral Wall Paper- "Could use some red."
Sunflower Wall Paper and Harlequin Wall Paper- "Well isn't that sweet."
Peagawk Wall Paper- "Well, at least the feathers are no longer staring at me."
Orange Wall Paper and Purple Wall Paper- "A little boring."
Rope Wall Panneling- "A little too nautical for my tastes."
Circle Wall Tiling and Full Wall Moulding- "Not bad, I suppose."
Marble Wall Tiling- "Fancy."
Fine Wall Tiling- "Bureaucratic."
Upholstered Wall- "Plush."
Ceiling Lights
Wired Bulb- "Well, that's boring."
Metal Shade Lamp- "Utilitarian."
Chandelier, Blown Glass Bulb, Hanging Blooming Lamp, and Hanging Floral Lamp- "A ceiling light."
Rope Light and Dual Rope Light- "Well, that's boring."
Cherry Lamp Shade- "A light."
Tophat Light- "That's where I left my hat."
Derby Light- "A place to hang your hat."
Wall Decorations
Photo- "Horrid boy..."
Full Length Mirror- "I can hardly see myself."
Embroidery Hoop- "Such sentiment..."
Mosaic- "How bourgeois."
Wreath- "Shocking what passes for art around here."
Axe, No Smoking, and Tasteful Fish Mounting- "Lovely..."
Hunt and Beefalo Mounting- "Interesting decor."
Periodic Table- "Handy chart for my alchemical experiments."
Gears Art- "Fanciful arrangement of clockwork."
Cape- "How dramatic."
Black Cat- "Ah, the memories..."
Chairs
Classic Chair, Corner Chair, and Lounge Chair- "A place to sit."
Bench- "A place for people to sit."
Horned Chair- "Not as good as my throne."
Footrest- "A place to rest my feet."- Massager Chair- "Ohh. I like that!"
Stuffed Chair- "A comfy chair to sit on."
Rocking Chair- "An invigorating place to sit."
Ottoman Chair- "A place to sit or rest my feet."
Fancy Chaise- "A chair to lounge in."
House Upgrades
Cottage Kit- "Materials for a quaint house."
Tudor Home Kit- "Materials for a snug little home."
Gothic Home Kit- "Materials for a house with some charm."
Brick Home Kit- "Materials for a functional home."
Turreted Home Kit- "Materials for a small home."
Villa Kit- "Materials for an acceptable home."
Manor Kit- "Materials for a home worthy of a fine gentleman."
Doors
Hardwood Door- "It's a door. You go through it."
Stone Archway, Forest Door, and Wrought Iron Door- "A door to another room."
Curtained Door- "It barely hides anything."
Industrial Door- "Little too industrial."
Round Doorway- "A little like being eaten."
Gothic Door- "Has a certain dramatic flare."
Windows
Peaked Curtain Window- "The curtains are a nice touch."
Round Burlap Window- "Needs better drapery."
Peaked Window- "A window."
Square Window, Tall Window, Large Square Curtain Window, and Tall Curtain Window- "A way to see the outside world."
Greenhouse Wall- "All that sunshine and nothing to keep it out."
Rugs
Eye Rug- "Quit staring!"
Square Throw Rug, Octagon Rug, Swirl Rug, and Braid Rug- "A floor rug."
Oval Rug and Large Rug- "A rug after my own heart."
Fur Throw Rug, Porcupus Rug, and Catcoon Rug- "A dead thing that warms my feet."
Hedgehog Rug- "An animal that warms my feet."
Hoofprint Rug- "How droll."
Rubbermat Rug- "Essential when dealing with... fluids."
Web Rug- "Rather sticky."
Metal Rug- "Dangerous."
Wormhole Rug- "Does it work?"
Beard Rug- "Ugh."
Nailbed Rug- "Lovely..."
Crime Rug- "Which unfortunate soul was that?"
Soccer Rug- "How geometric."
Lamps
Fringe Lamp, Stainglass Lamp, Downbridge Lamp, Glass Lamp, Elizabethan Lamp, Gothic Lamp, Orb Lamp, Bellshade Lamp, Crystals Lamp, Upturn Lamp, Right Angle Lamp, and Fancy Lamp- "A little light."
Dual Embroidered Lamp- "A couple lights."
Ceramic Lamp- "I like the decor."
Dual Fringes Lamp and Dual Upturn Lamp- "A couple of lights."
Candelabra Lamp- "I like this."
Spool Lamp- "This could be improved."
Edison Lamp- "Missing everything but the bulb."
Adjustable Lamp- "A versatile light."
Tables
Round Table- "A table."
Hard Wood Desk- "A practical table."
DIY Table- "Crude."
College Table- "Philistine."
Crate Table- "Boorish."
Chess Table- "I like this."
Nature - Plants
Claw Palm Tree- "How handy..."
Cork- "A boyant material."
Rainforest Tree- "Like no tree I've seen before."- Rainforest Tree (burning)- "It burns like any tree."
Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "A blackened shell of its former self."
Rainforest Tree (stump)- "It's been chopped down."
Sick Rainforest Tree- "Looks unwell."
Cocooned Tree- "Filthy creatures reside within."
Jungle Burr- "A tenacious seed."
Rainforest Tree Sapling- "I'm sure I have a use for this."
Tea Tree- "It's a tree. What did I expect."
Seed Pod- "I'll need this for hayfever season."
Tea Tree Sapling- "Oh, just grow already."
Tuber Tree- "An axe isn't going to cut it."
Tall Grass- "Oh, joyous occasion. I've found grass."- Tall Grass (cut)- "I don't require any more grass, thank you."
- Tall Grass (burning)- ""Well, there you have it."
Exotic Flower- "It's no rose."
Aloe (planted)- "It's a plant with many medicinal uses."
Asparagus (planted)- "Food. Just growing out of the ground."
Radish (planted)- "I see you, food!"
Nettle Vine- "Useful."- Nettle Vine (picked)- "Well that does me no use."
- Nettle Vine (withered)- "It hates this dirt almost as much as I do."
- Nettle Vine (moist)- "Must be all that water."
Nettle Plant (held)- "Do I look like a gardener?"
Bramble- "As thorny as a rose bush."
Bramble Bloom- "It's certainly protected itself."
Hanging Vine- "I know the ropes."
Great Leafy Stalk- "This tree is unusually large."
Lotus Plant- "How dainty."
Lily Pad- "A massive pond leaf."
Reeds (Water)- "Those reeds could be cut."
Lawn Decoration- "Ah, a touch of civility. What a welcome change."- Lawn Decoration (burning)- "Someone's a critic."
- Lawn Decoration (burnt)- "A waste of fine culture."
Hedge- "Simple."
Hedge (untrimmed)- "No one thought to trim this hedge?"- Hedge (burning)- "I never tire of watching destruction."
- Hedge (burnt)- "A shame."
Intricate Topiary- "It is rather crudely cut."
Magic Flower- "I do still prefer roses."
Weathered Branch and Shrub- "What a mess."
Weathered Stick- "How boring."
Weathered Tree- "It's seen better days."
Weathered Trunk- "I wonder what broke that?"
Nature - Objects
Stone Slab- "What will this unearth?"
Dung Pile- "Blech."- Dung Pile (picked)- "That was simply undignified."
Dung Ball- "I refuse to touch that."
Thundernest- "Tempting..."
Iron Hulk (head)- "There's no head on his shoulders."
Iron Hulk (hand)- "Seems part of a whole."
Iron Hulk (ribcage)- "Well that looks interesting."
Iron Hulk (foot)- "I'd hate to see the rest of it."- Large Iron Hulk (partially assembled)- "Dare I complete it?"
Iron Ore- "A solid mineral."
Sparkling Pool- "There's something sparkling inside there."
Gold Dust- "I suppose any gold is good gold."
Gnat Mound- "Ugh. The horde home."
Farm House- "I've no interest in a commoner's domicile."- Farm House (burning)- "A flaming reminder of Life's inequities."
- Quarry Lodgings- "Little pig, little pig, let me in."
- Quarry Lodgings (burning)- "It's in flames!"
Secret Bandit Camp- "Hello..."
Cave Cleft- "Villainy lurks within."- Ruinous Entrance- "
Mandrake Hill- "Ugh. That's a loud household."
Mant Hill- "I've a mind to make a molehill of this."
Crumbling Brazier- "A little light in this dreary place."- Crumbling Visage- "
Ancient Wall- "It's a wall. Let's not get too excited."
Fountain of Youth- "I could restore my youthful glow."
Ominous Carving- "Ha! I'm not falling for that."- Teetering Pillar- "I don't trust it."
Deflated Balloon- "That's done."
Wicker Basket- "Good for nothing now."
Monogrammed Luggage A & B- "There's a 'W' monogrammed on it. It must be mine."
Useless Flags- "Somebody really should clean around here."
Bag of Sand- "Useless and heavy."
Petrified Egg (1)- "I'd hate to see what came out of there."
Petrified Egg (2)- "Does no one clean up around here?"
Petrified Egg (3)- "Looks like it's been around for a while."
Petrified Egg (4)- "Cracked."
Rusty Lamp- "It's seen brighter days."
Weathered House- "Who lives there?"
Stone Thing- "The foundation for something portentous."
Lever Thing- "Yes, this will do nicely."
Rock Thing- "Just the thing I was looking for."
Relic Thing- "Ah, I was looking for this."
Iron Thing- "Quaint, but it'll work."
Nature - Caves
- Spooky Hole- "Rather dreary. I like it."
- Unimportant Rock Pillar- "Functional, but a little dull."
Nature - Ruinous Caves
A Smashing Pot- "It looks like it could fall apart at any time."- Dart Trap- "I'm not falling for that."
Nasty Spear Trap- "Obviously something comes out of those."
Busted Spear Trap- "Useless now, aren't they?"- Tempting Idol- "Hmmm. How do I get that statue off?"
- Unimportant Pillar- "Functional, but a little dull."
- Vines- "They're pressing in."
Wall Brazier- "A little light in this dreary place."
Wishing Well- "Shall I take a chance?"
End's Well- "Finally a chance to get something I wish for."
Aporkalypse Calendar- "I do like this..."
Nature - Mant Hill
Antcomb Home- "Oh those hideous creatures are industrious, aren't they."
Honey Chest- "They've done all the hard work."
Lamp- "Oh look, they discovered light."
Mant Warrior Egg- "Where those pesky bugs hatch from."
Stalacmite Throne- "Might be something interesting in there."
Nature - Palace
Palace- "A little garish for my taste."
Royal Gallery Exhibit- "Is it really worth keeping that under glass?"
Turfs
Lawn Turf, Cultivated Turf, Rainforest Turf, Wild Plains Turf, Painted Sand Turf, and Mossy Turf- "Turf."
Flat Stone Turf- "Provides a solid foundation."
Stone Road Turf- "A good cobble road."
Beard Hair Rug- "A bit gauche for my tastes."
Dense Turf- "Fertile turf."
Mobs - Monsters
Ancient Spirit- "Do I know you?"
Giant Grub- "It's doing all my work for me."
Gnat Swarm- "Horde horrible."
Hanging Vine- "I know the ropes."- File:Warrior Mant.pngMant Warrior- "Such a grotesque display of aggression."
Masked Pig- "He's after my money!"
Swashy Hat- "A nice hat to hide under."
Bandit Stash Map- "Now I can steal from that little criminal."
Poison Dartfrog- "Rather handsome for an amphibian."
Rabid Beetle- "What is he all worked up about?"
Rabid Beetle (sleeping)- "A noisy sleeper."
Rabid Beetle (dead)- "The grim reaper has been here."
Scorpion- "You'll not be stinging me."
Scorpion (sleeping)- "Don't wake up, cur."
Scorpion (dead)- "It has felt the cruel sting of death."
Snaptooth Seedling- "Do not tangle with me!"
Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "I must endeavor not to wake it."
Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "Eradicated."
Snaptooth Flytrap- "That's one handsome abomination."
Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "A nefarious napper."
Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "It's dead."
Spider Monkey- "I command you to stay back."
Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "
Spider Monkey (dead)- "
Vampire Bat- "You're an impressive creation, aren't you?"
Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "Even creatures of the night must sleep."
Vampire Bat (dead)- "Thoroughly defeated."
Pig Skin?- "Who knew bat and pig skins were so similar?"
Viper- "An amphibian after my own heart."
Weevole- "Interminable pests."
Weevole Carapace- "Ugh."
Mobs - Neutral Animals
Elder Mandrake- "Cease your babbling!"
Hippopotamoose- "A dull sluggish beast."
Hippopotamoose Antler- "Well, it'd make a good hat rack."
Mant- "What a hideous creature."
Mant (sleeping)- "Still grotesque."
Mant (dead)- "Serves it right for being so ugly."
Platapine- "A beautiful mutation."
Platapine (sleeping)- "A sleeping abomination."
Platapine (dead)- "It happens to the best of us."
Platapine Quill- "Sharp and pointed. Like me."
Pog- "What do you want?"- Pog (follower)- "Shoo. I do not like you."
Pog (sleeping)- "Oh look. It is asleep."
Pog (Aporkalypse)- "Don't make me do something I'll regret."
Royal Guard- "Move along."- Royal Guard (sleeping)- "Completely vulnerable."
- Royal Guard (palace variant)- "Am I supposed to be intimidated?"
- Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "Not very good at his job, is he."
Mobs - Passive Animals
Banker- "A distinguished fellow. Relatively speaking."- Banker (sleeping)- "I imagine those Banker's hours are exhausting."
Beautician- "Such stunning beauty."- Beautician (sleeping)- "She's definitely needs more beauty sleep." [sic]
Collector- "You do have some interesting objects in here."- Collector (sleeping)- "Lazy."
Erudite- "A gal after my own heart."- Erudite (sleeping)- "I hope you have nightmares."
Farmer- "He smells of farming and hard labor."- Farmer (sleeping)- "How can he sleep with the smell of manure everywhere?"
Florist- "She tends to the flowers."- Florist (sleeping)- "Not required to sleep in the flowerbeds, I see."
Hatmaker- "I'm looking for something subtle, yet stylish."- Hatmaker (sleeping)- "How pedestrian."
Hunter- "I would like to peruse your deadliest weapons, please."- Hunter (sleeping)- "An incredible inconvenience."
Mayor Truffleston- "A man who understands the power of a tailored suit."- Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "Those in power should sleep with one eye open."
Miner- "He is absolutely covered in soot."- Miner (sleeping)- "Typical layabout."
Professor- "I better hurry this up, he looks like he could drop at any time."- Professor (sleeping)- "Ugh."
Pig Queen- "She does not smell particularly royal."
Shopkeep- "That's the shopkeep."- Shopkeep (sleeping)- "Am I supposed to attend to myself?." [sic]
Usher- "A saccharine pig who likes his sweets."- Usher (sleeping)- "A bunch of layabouts in this town."
Worker- "That is no gentleman."- Worker (sleeping)- "He should fix his lethargy."
Kingfisher- "A rather generous mandible."
Kingfisher (sleeping)- "Dormancy becomes it."
Kingfisher (dead)- "Met its demise."
Parrot- "Remarkable bird."
Parrot (sleeping)- "Pining for the fjords, no doubt."
Parrot (dead)- "Its metabolic processes are now history."
Pigeon- "Filthy."
Pigeon (sleeping)- "Enjoy your grimy slumber."
Pigeon (dead)- "As filthy in death as it was in life."
Dung Beetle- "What a filthy creature."
Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "Sans dungball, I see."
Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "The time is right to strike."
Dung Beetle (dead)- "It has come to a feculent end."
Glowfly- "Disgusting, but helpful."
Glowfly (sleeping)- "That light is rather too lethargic."
Glowfly (dead)- "Lights out."
Glowfly (cocoon)- "Ah, metamorphosis..."
Pangolden- "He has expensive tastes."
Peagawk- "What a regal-looking beast."
Peagawk (hiding)- "I've my suspicions about that bush."
Peagawk (sleeping)- "It is eye-dol."
Peagawk (dead)- "It's beauty has been snuffed out forever." [sic]
Peagawk Plume- "What finery."
Piko- "Shoo, vermin."
Piko (sleeping)- "The pest is asleep."
Piko (dead)- "It has been exterminated."
Orange Piko- "How amusing."
Thunderbird- "How dramatic."
Thunder Feather- "I should stick it in a cap."
Mobs - Bosses
Pugalisk- "You're a little agitated."
Snake Bone- "Oh, I like the look of this."
Petrifying Bones- "Can't say I'm sad to see him dead."
Pugalisk Skull- "How very macabre."
Queen Womant- "A bit huffy."
Royal Crown- "I was meant to be king."
Ancient Herald- "Ah. The end is nigh."
Dark Tatters- "A potent fragment of a shadowy figure."
Large Iron Hulk- "So the technology CAN be brought back to life!"
Infused Iron- "Hello... Let's see what I can make with this."
Mobs - Other
Maxameleon- "He's new."
BFB (head)- "Its got its head in the clouds."
BFB (leg)- "This is why good foot hygiene is important."
BFB (tail)- "Hate to see the end of that."
Food - Meats
Poison Dartfrog Legs- "A delicacy, were it not poisoned."
Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "Shall I risk it?"
Gummy Slug- "Loathsome."
Cooked Gummy Slug- "Ugh!"
Food - Vegetables
Aloe (raw and cooked)- "I should eat it."
Asparagus- "We must always eat our vegetables."
Cooked Asparagus- "Smells terrible."
Bean Bugs- "Excitable little creatures, aren't they?"
Cooked Bean Bugs- "Am I really this desperate for food?"
Lotus Flower- "I prefer blooms of a darker shade."
Cooked Lotus Root- "
Nettle- "Useful."
Radish- "A reddish radish."
Cooked Radish- "It's at least halfway appetizing."
Tuber- "Looks unripe."
Fried Tuber- "Ugh. Should I even eat this?"
Blooming Tuber- "At least it's edible."
Fried Blooming Tuber- "Looks... edible?"
Food - Crock Pot
Asparagus Soup- "I suppose you can make soup from anything."
Feijoada- "Am I hungry enough for this?"
Gummy Cake- "Cake with the texture of tar."
Hard Shell Tacos- "At least the shells are fresh."
Iced Tea- "Refreshing."
Nettle Rolls- "Innocuous inoculation."
Snake Bone Soup- "It's a rather weak broth."
Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "I do enjoy a drink."
Steamed Ham Sandwich- "They're obviously grilled."
Tea- "A spot of tea."
Food - Other
Clippings- "I suppose I'm the domestic help now."
Cooked Seed Pod- "I'll eat it but I won't like it."
Flytrap Stalk- "All stalk and no action."
Nectar- "Needs a suitable container to be turned into honey."
Magic Water- "What an invigorating little seed."
Aloe, Asparagus, and Radish Seeds- "Such labor is beneath me."
Misc Items
Oinc- "Petty change."
Tenpiece Oinc- "What use have I for coin out here?"
Centapiece Oinc- "Finally some reasonable pocket change."
Executive Hammer- "Destructive. I like it."- Lost Idol- "Someone might desire this."
Lost Totem- "This might catch a pretty penny."
Relic Fragment- "Where's the rest of the face?"
The Blue Sow- "Looks regal."
The Jeweled Truffle- "It's absurd what passes as valuable around here."
Pherostone- "Now I can control those insects."
Alloy- "Durable."
Chitin- "We all have our defenses."
Stalking Stick- "Much easier on my knees."
Deed of home ownership- "Finally a roof over my head."
Regal Scepter- "I shall be a great leader."
Royal Gallery Key- "This seems rather ornate."
Key to the City- "Building a city is a step down for me."- Queen Malfalfa- "Why would I want this horrible looking thing?"
Post Card of the Royal Palace- "A keepsake for the Boar-geoisie."
Can of Silly String- "Really. Is that necessary?"
Noxious Cloud- "That'll keep those bugs away."
Announcements
- Can't buy item (generic)- "Not for sale."
- Can't buy item (not enough money)- "Hmmph. Overpriced if you ask me."
- Cannot enter building (generic)- It refuses to open for me."
- Cannot enter building (locked)- "I'll get it open somehow."
- Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "
- Coughing- "Hack! Cough! Ack!"
- Digging in Dung Pile-
- "Bah!"
- "Ew!"
- "Gah!"
- "Filth!"
- Fog coming-
- "This %s is too much."
- "This %s is hotter than I like."
- Hay Fever starting- "Ugh. Allergies."
- Hay Fever ending- "Ah... I can breathe again."
- Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
- "That hide is too tough."
- "That's not going to work."
- "I need to be more strategic."
- Putting on Living Artifact- "I AM SUPERIOR!"
- Sneezing- "ah...CHOOOO!"
- Vampire Bats are coming- "How apropos."
| Characters | |
| Don't Starve |           |
| Reign of Giants |   |
| Shipwrecked |     |
| Hamlet |    |
| Don't Starve Together |       |
| Removed |  |
| Unimplemented |         |
| Other |        Minor Characters |