Maxwell/Quotes/Don't Starve Together

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“The dapperest of them all.”

–Maxwell

Say pal, you don't look so good...

This page lists Maxwell's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Maxwell's quotes for items found in Don't Starve Together. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Pocket Scale- "I keep it next to my pocket watch and my pocket comb."
• Garden Hoe- "Am I to be reduced to a common farmhand?"
• Splendid Garden Hoe- "A bit extravagant, don't you think?"
• Watering Can- "Surely someone else can do these menial tasks?"
• Watering Can (empty)- "So I'm to traipse around looking for water, then?"
• Waterfowl Can- "I really don't care for gardening."
• Waterfowl Can (empty)- "Surely there must be some water nearby."
• Beefalo Bell- "It appears to have some kind of hypnotic effect on beefalo."

Lights

• Torch (out)- "Curses. Another light down."
• Lantern- "I hope it keeps Them away."
• Endothermic Fire Pit (embers)- "Someone should attend to that."
• Mushlight (off)- "I suppose we're decorating with fungus now."
• Mushlight (on)- "A rather pale light."
• Mushlight (burnt)- "C'est la vie."
• Glowcap (off)- "I'm partial to the lavender shade, myself."
• Glowcap (on)- "A light to repel the encroaching shadow."
• Glowcap (burnt)- "Who ordered the mushroom flambe?"
• Willow's Lighter- "It does the job, I suppose."

Survival

• Luxury Fan- "Is it windy out or is it just this fan?"
• Telltale Heart- "I'm not sure I really want to give this up."
• Booster Shot- "Who would put this filth in their veins?"
• Waterballoon- "Do you have any idea how much this suit cost?"
• Whirly Fan- "This pathetic device... gets the job done."
• Flare- "For those with a flare for the dramatic."
• Sea Fishing Rod- "A more in-depth approach to fishing."
• Tillweed Salve- "This will have to do."
• Seed Pack-It- "One more thing to lug from place to place."
• Bernie (held and inactive)- "It makes me a little nostalgic."
• Bernie (active)- "Just what am I looking at here?"
• BERNIE!- "How truly unnerving."
• Bernie (broken)- "It's seen better days."
• Chef Pouch- "I've been reduced to hauling my own foodstuffs."
• Tent Roll- "Surely someone else can set it up."
• Camper's Tent- "Oh, how I miss sleeping indoors."

Food

• Bee Box- "It holds the bees."
• Bee Box (no honey)- "Why do the bees not serve me?"
• Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "Still moist."
• Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "Like the desert."
• Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "Moist and staying that way."
• Bucket-o-poop- "It's not gentlemanly to carry manure in one's hands."
• Mushroom Planter (empty)- "Smells... "piney"."
• Mushroom Planter (some)- "They seem to be doing well."
• Mushroom Planter (lots)- "The mushrooms have really taken to the log."
• Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "It's so full it's almost obscene."
• Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "Rotten, all the way through. I relate."
• Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "Only ash and ruin remain here."
• Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "Nothing grows in these frigid wastes."
• Salt Box- "This will extend the life of our supplies somewhat."
• Cookbook- "Very well. If I can master the dark arts, how hard could cooking be?"
• Garden Digamajig (held)- "Some kind of farming implement? I've no interest in such things."
• Garden Digamajig- "Thankfully it seems capable of doing the work itself."
• Composting Bin- "Disgusting."
• Composting Bin (too wet)- "It's nothing but foul wet slop."
• Composting Bin (too dry)- "Positively arid."
• Composting Bin (balanced)- "This should suffice."
• Composting Bin (burnt)- "It smells about as bad as you'd imagine."
• Growth Formula Starter- "It looks more like a science experiment than a fertilizer."
• Fermenting Growth Formula- "Wonderful, it's putrefying."
• Fermented Growth Formula- "Ugh, the smell... can we just put it in the ground already?"
• Super Growth Formula- "It's reached the peak of its power... and its stench."
• Gardeneer Hat- "I'm really supposed to put that contraption on my head?"
• Tree Jam- "Looks like you're in a bit of a jam, pal."
• Portable Crock Pot- "An instrument of the dark culinary arts."
• Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Let's hope something palatable has come of it."
• Portable Grinding Mill- "Does it have to make such a horrible racket?"
• Portable Seasoning Station- "Ah. The daily grind."
• Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "Finally something with some taste."

Science

• Gunpowder- "Now THIS I like."
• Cartographer's Desk- "Mapmaking is a soothing pastime. Methodical."
• Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Such directionless destruction."
• Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "Useless."
• Potter's Wheel- "A block of marble might suffice."
• Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "How I've missed the act of creation."
• Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "Ah, yes. Not terrible."
• Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "To sculpt, to carve, no more."
• Think Tank- "Now to see if Higgsbury's ideas hold water."
• Think Tank (burnt)- "Well, it's useless now."
• Terra Firma Tamper- "I despise getting my hands dirty."

Fight

• Football Helmet- "Ready for the scrimmage."
• Electric Dart- "Never strikes the same place twice, except when it does."
• Tail o' Three Cats- "Makes me feel like the master again."
• Napsack- "It appears to be a sleeping bag."
• Cookie Cutter Cap- "This doesn't look dapper at all."
• Strident Trident- "It seems to have struck a chord."
• Battle Helm- "Well... it's no crown."
• Battle Spear- "I can appreciate a finely crafted weapon."
• Trusty Slingshot- "A rather childish weapon, but quite effective in the right hands."

Structures

• Pig House- "It is not a sound structure."
• Mini Sign (held)- "A sign is useless if it has nothing to mark."
• Mini Sign (empty)- "There's nothing on it, currently."
• Mini Sign (drawn on)- "It was drawn in a steady hand."
• Wood Fence (held)- "A fence for your pocket."
• Wood Fence- "My life is one obstacle after another."
• Wood Gate (held)- "A gate for your pocket."
• Wood Gate- "When one gate closes..."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "What's all the fuss about, feathers?"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "Oh, come on. I fed you last week."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "That's a deep sleep."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "Maybe he wasn't sleeping."
• Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "This requires profundity."
• Directional Sign- "'Thataway'... Ugh!"
• Directional Sign (burnt)- "Somehow, it says even less now."
• End Table (empty)- "An empty vessel awaiting decoration or light."
• End Table (flowers)- "Purely decorative."
• End Table (new light source)- "A temporary reprieve from the shadow."
• End Table (old light source)- "I believe it is Wilson's turn to fetch bulbs."
• End Table (wilted)- "Every lovely flower must one day wilt."
• End Table (burnt)- "That was uncalled for."
• Friendly Scarecrow- "It's an empty shell of a man."
• Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Nothing is safe."
• Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "The scarecrow has gone to a place where there is no fear."
• Moon Rock Wall (held)- "Where should I put this?"
• Moon Rock Wall- "I like to build walls between myself and the outside."
• Scaled Furnace- "The red gems are producing a sweltering heat."
• Wardrobe- "Fashion without function."
• Wardrobe (burning)- "Oops."
• Wardrobe (burnt)- "Dapperness is a state of mind."
• Potted Succulent- "You're hard to kill. I respect that."
• Tackle Receptacle- "I suppose I could use a relaxing day of fishing."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic- "Perhaps I might reign again... as the king of fishing!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "Enjoy your moment while it lasts..."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "Bow down before your fishing master!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "Impressive, isn't it?"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "No! NOO!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "All my ambitions go up in smoke."
• Astral Detector (held)- "I have many questions."
• Astral Detector- "It's leading us to something..."
• Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "It fulfilled its purpose."
• Produce Scale- "Do we not have infinitely more pressing things to do?"
• Produce Scale (with light item)- "The bar has been set low, I see."
• Produce Scale (with item)- "A moderately impressive display" [sic]
• Produce Scale (with heavy item)- "I suppose it's an accomplishment."
• Produce Scale (burning)- "...And now it's on fire."
• Produce Scale (burnt)- "Reduced to dust."
• Grooming Station (held)- "Do I look like a common construction worker? Oh very well..."
• Grooming Station- "How ridiculous."
• Grooming Station (occupied)- "I suppose I'll have to try to make this creature less homely."
• File:Grooming Station Burnt.pngGrooming Station (burnt)- "What a shame."
• Craftsmerm House- "It's slightly less offensive to my eyes than the others."
• Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "It's been burned to the ground."
• DIY Royalty Kit- "What is that little creature up to?"
• DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "Such a waste of time and energy."
• Royal Tapestry- "Not especially impressive for a "throne"."
• Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "Someone finally took care of that hideous throw rug."
• Merm Flort-ifications- "They're flying the royal banner."
• Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "A kingdom without a king."
• Sisturn (empty)- "I can't help but wonder... no, it couldn't be."
• Sisturn (some flowers)- "Perhaps I should pay my respects as well."
• Sisturn (full)- "It has a strangely calming effect."

Refine

• Cratered Moonrock- "This will make a decent magical vessel."
• Marble Bean- "Let me guess, it grows a marble stalk?"
• Feathery Canvas- "Hopefully it catches the wind as well as the eye."
• Collected Dust- "It may have some alchemical uses."

Magic

• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "No one will be using that any longer."
• Prestihatitator (burnt)- "That was its final act."
• Night Armor- "Wrap yourself in the nightmare. Embrace it."
• Ocuvigil- "This is a conduit for strong revelatory magicks."
• Moon Dial (generic)- "The gem conjures water springs in conjunction with the "moon's" cycles."
• Moon Dial (new moon)- "The... "moon"... has retreated for now."
• Moon Dial (waxing)- "The "moon" is waxing."
• Moon Dial (full moon)- "The "moon" is full in the sky."
• Moon Dial (waning)- "The "moon" is on the wane."
• Moon Dial (in Caves)- "The cave provides sanctuary from the "moon's" prying eyes."
• Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "I can feel its eye upon me... watching..."
• The Lazy Deserter- "Walking gets tiresome, you know."
• The Lazy Deserter (active)- "The magic beckons!"
• Clean Sweeper- "Presto change-o! Ahem... old habit."
• Kitschy Beaver Idol- "It seems he's learning to bend the curse to his will."
• Kitschy Goose Idol- "Ugh, it offends my eyes."
• Kitschy Moose Idol- "Almost as powerful as it is tacky."

Dress

• Feather Hat- "I always considered myself the peacock of people."
• Fashion Goggles- "Not my sort of fashion."
• Desert Goggles- "Function over form."
• Funcap- "It possesses a spritely magic."
• Seawreath- "You really expect me to wear this?"
• Astroggles- "There are hardly enough inventors brave enough to harness the power of potatoes."
• Clever Disguise- "This seems rather... fishy."
• Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "It's not quite my style."

Ancient

• The Lazy Explorer- "It's a focusing tool."
• Construction Amulet- "A crutch for pitiful mortals without godlike powers. What?"
• Deconstruction Staff- "It is a focusing tool."
• Pick/Axe- "The duality of mine."
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "Now it just needs to be set up."
• Premier Gardeneer Hat- "I suppose the Ancients were farmers once, before they turned to the fuel."

​Cartography

• Map Scroll (empty)- "There's nothing to be gleaned from this."

​Celestial

• Moon Rock Idol- "They always need an offering."
• Portal Paraphernalia- "I suppose I should build this."
• Moon Glass Axe- "Go on. Axe me what the moon's made of."
• Glass Cutter- "Sharp like my wit."
• Bath Bomb- "It smells quite nice, if I'm honest."

​Critters

• Kittykit- "A wholly agreeable animal."
• Vargling- "You're a slobbery little chap, aren't you?"
• Ewelet- "Quit nibbling my coattails."
• Broodling- "Just like old times."
• Glomglom- "You are much too trusting, friend."
• Giblet- "You're as fowl as I am!"
• Mothling- "You had better not chew holes in my suit."
• Friendly Peeper- ""Tell me, what is it you see, little one?"

​Fishing

• Wooden Ball Bobber- "How quaint."
• Hardened Slip Bobber- "It's made of tougher stuff."
• Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spinnerbait and Spoon- "At least I don't have to use worms."
• Rainy Day Lure- "Go fishing in the rain? And ruin my last good suit?"
• Snow Day Lure- "Why would anyone want to fish while it's snowing?"
• Stupefying Lure- "I think Higgsbury already got too close to one of these."
• Heavy Weighted Lure- "I'm reluctant to see what manner of fish would bite THAT."
• Jet Quill Float, Crimson Quill Float, Azure Quill Float, and Saffron Quill Float- "I used to see quill floats like this back in England."
• Down Quill Float and Malbatross Quill Float- "A bit of extra flair goes a long way."

​Sculpt

• Carved Hornucopia- "This seems cruel."
• Bubble Pipe Carving- "Ceci n'est pas une pipe. Pity."
• Pawn Figure- "I have no idea what that is."
• Rook Figure- "This is nice, but where's the rust? The exhaust pipes?"
• Knight Figure- "A dreadful lack of accordions."
• Knight Figure (shaking on new moon)- "And I thought chivalry was dead!"
• Bishop Figure- "Could use a few more mechanical bits in my opinion."
• Rook and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "The pieces are in motion!"
• Queenly Figure- "Must everything be about my shortcomings?"
• Kingly Figure- "What a well-dressed figure!"
• Deerclops Figure- "I don't like winters."
• Bearger Figure- "A brute."
• Moose/Goose Figure- "What an imbecilic expression."
• Dragonfly Figure- "It never stood a chance."
• Moon Moth Figure- "Rather elegant, I'd say."
• Anchor Figure- "How kitsch."
• "Moon" Figure- "I'm fairly partial to this one."
• Malbatross Figure- "Such a fowl-tempered bird."
• Crab King Figure- "I am not that crabby!"
• Toadstool Figure- "At least the statue doesn't smell as bad as the original."
• Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "I do like this one."
• Klaus Figure- "Why bother?"
• Bee Queen Figure- "Does she really need a statue?"
• Antlion Figure- "Is there a sinkhole I can bury this in?"
• Ancient Guardian Figure- "Always keep things close to the chest, right pal?"
• Celestial Champion Figure- "How could I not have seen..."
• Eye of Terror Figure- "An eye could never best a master of illusion such as I."
• Twins of Terror Figure- "The most troublesome pair I've ever seen."

​Seafaring

• Boat Kit- "I've been reduced to a common shipyard laborer."
• Plank- "Jumping off would ruin what's left of my suit."
• Leak- "Oh, great. Now we're going to drown."
• Boat Patch- "I detest such work."
• Oar- "I have no desire to toil like a common sailor."
• Driftwood Oar- "Hmph. I've never been one for manual lab-oar."
• Anchor Kit- "Can't someone else assemble it?"
• Anchor- "I can drop it to keep the boat in place."
• Mast Kit- "Do I look like a shipyard laborer?"
• Mast- "Every vessel mast have one."
• Winged Sail Kit- "Must I do everything?"
• Winged Sail- "A warning to any waterfowl that cross us."
• Steering Wheel Kit- "Hard labor? Isn't that Winona's forte?"
• Steering Wheel- "Why yes, you may call me the "Captain"."
• Tin Fishin' Bin- "Ugh, the smell... the things I do for a decent meal."
• Pinchin' Winch- "We are to start dredging up what lies beneath now, are we?"
• Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "It seems I've gotten a hold of something."
• Pinchin' Winch (holding item)- "Interesting."
• Deck Illuminator- "Far more practical than setting a fire on our boat."
• Lightning Conductor- "Very prudent."
• Fire Pump- "Higgsbury, I think a bucket would have sufficed..."

​Balloonomancy

• Pile o' Balloons- "Those look much too jovial for my liking."
• Balloon- "This seems out of place here. Too cheery."
• Speedy Balloon- "The mime's power unsettles me."
• Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "Its power is spent. Now it's just garishly cheery."
• Party Balloon- "Oh no... he's managed to make them even more cheerful."
• Inflatable Vest- "I think I'd rather drown."
• Balloon Hat- "Would I really stoop so low as to wear such a thing?"

​Books

• Bookcase- "Rebuilding her library, is she?"
• Birds of the World- "What a wasteful misuse of magic."
• Horticulture, Abridged- "Hopefully this version is less wordy."
• Applied Silviculture- "It's not wise to toy with forces beyond your comprehension."
• Sleepytime Stories- "I haven't had a real sleep in... ages."
• The End is Nigh!- "I've had enough fire and brimstone for one eternity."
• On Tentacles- "What horrors shall be summoned from the depths?"
• The Angler's Survival Guide- "I suppose I'll eat for a lifetime, then? Somehow I doubt it."
• Pyrokinetics Explained- "Ah. Based on the librarian's own observations, I take it?"
• Overcoming Arachnophobia- "As if spiders are what you should be worried about here."
• Tempering Temperatures- "I'm always cool and collected."
• Lux Aeterna- "Taking some inspiration from the Codex, are we? I'm flattered."
• Practical Rain Rituals- "What's a ritual without a little showmanship? Surely a prop or two?"
• Lunar Grimoire- "We've come this far, no point in stopping our meddling now."
• Apicultural Notes- "Perhaps now the bees will serve me."
• Horticulture, Expanded- "Hopefully this will mean less time relegated to the garden."
• The Everything Encyclopedia- "Hmph. It doesn't hold a candle to the secret knowledge I possess."
• Lux Aeterna Redux- "Now she's just showing off."
• Fiery Pen- "Words hold power. Pens too, apparently."

Circuitry

• Bio Scanalyzer- "I feel like it's watching me..."
• Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "Something about it is just so temptingly kickable."
• Bio Scanalyzer (hunting)- "Where does it think it's going?"
• Bio Scanalyzer (scanning)- "Hmph. Good luck unraveling the mysteries of my creations."
• Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "That constant blinking light is testing my patience."
• Circuit Extractor- "Nerves of steel, that one."
• Bio Data- "Well... fine. I suppose that sums it all up, more or less."
• Circuits (besides Chorusbox)- "That robot needs to pull themselves together."
• Chorusbox Circuit- "They wouldn't..."

Clocksmithy

• Clockmaker's Tools- "Little hand tools, how quaint."
• Time Pieces- "She doesn't understand the full extent of the power she's toying with."
• Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "Careful, madam. I know where this trail ultimately leads."
• Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch (recharging)- "It looks like she'll have to wait, for once."
• Portal Entrance- "At least it doesn't smell, like some other modes of transportation."
• Portal Exit- "Hmph. I think she puts it up there on purpose."
• Alarming Clock- "That... looks like it would hurt."

​Ectoherbology

• All Ghostly Elixirs- "It appears someone has been toying with the dark arts and crafts."

​Engineering

• Trusty Tape- "The wilderness is tough on a tailor made suit."
• Winona's Catapult- "I could have thought of that."
• Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "It's useless out here without power."
• Winona's Inventions (burning)- "I'm going to pretend I don't see it."
• Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "Oh. What a pity."
• Winona's Spotlight- "Well sure, if you want to take the easy way out."
• Winona's Generator- "Where does she find the time to build all this."
• Winona's Generator and G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "I think it's losing power."
• Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "See? It wasn't so great after all."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator- "At least she has the sense to use gems."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "Magic isn't so easy, is it?"

​Green Thumb

• Bramble Husk- "Who's frail now?"
• Bramble Trap- "Best laid traps."
• Compost Wrap- "I'm utterly dung with all of this."

​Seasonings

• Garlic Powder- "Keeps everyone from getting too close."
• Honey Crystals- "I never was one for syrupy mush."
• Chili Flakes- "Bit of a kick in the pants."
• Seasoning Salt- "My doctor said I shouldn't have too much."

​Slingshot Ammo

• Pebbles and Marbles- "Not particularly creative."
• Gold Rounds, Freeze Rounds, Slow-Down Rounds, and Cursed Rounds- "Ah, now that might be interesting."
• Poop Pellets- "Must he leave that lying around? I nearly ruined my shoes."

Spider Care

• Den Decorating Set- "Careful child, it's a slippery slope towards a career in the arts."
• Webby Whistle- "It's probably covered in spider spit."
• Shoo Box- "If only loud noises were really enough to deter them."
• Healing Glop- "Just in case I lose my mind entirely and want to heal those little pests."
• Warrior, Cave, Shatter, and Strider Switcherdoodle- "I'm not eating that."
• Dangler, Spitter, and Nurse Switcherdoodle- "How sickeningly endearing."

​Stagecraft

• Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, Bel Canto of Courage, and Fireproof Falsetto- "No. I do NOT sing."
• Rude Interlude and Startling Soliloquy- "My acts were always a bit more improvisational."

Strongman

• Mighty Gym- "Hmph. I suppose some people are impressed by shows of brute strength."
• Mighty Gym (burnt)- "The show's over."
• Dumbbell- "I have no interest in such things."
• Golden Dumbbell and Gembell- "It's not that impressive."
• Potato Sack- "Potatoes are powerful things, not to be underestimated."

​Events

Hallowed Nights

• Candy Bag- "That's our sugar-sack."
• Candy Apple- "Oh good, it's solid candy. I feared something healthy had snuck in."
• Candy Corn- "Waxy, just like me."
• Catcoon Candy- "Almost endearing. Almost."
• Choco Pigs- "Eating them makes me feel powerful."
• Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "No one is above enjoying a good lollipop."
• Gummy Spider- "Black licorice, my favorite."
• Jelly Worm- "How the tables have turned, worm."
• Not-So-Candy Corn- "Who is making all this candy, exactly?"
• Raisins- "I am much more disappointed than I thought I'd be."
• "Raisins"- "A mystery I'm not keen on solving."
• Candy Lice- "Ah, maggots... how novel."
• Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "It's not terrible."
• Lava Pepper- "Only ruffians enjoy torturing themselves like this."
• Broken Stake- "I told you people, I am *not* a vampire!"
• Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "Amateur magic for children."
• Empty Elixir- "I'm not in the habit of imbibing strange liquids."
• Faux Fangs- "Permanently bared."
• Monkey Paw- "I'm done tampering with magical oddities, thank-you."
• Spider Ring- "The opposite of dapper."
• Binoculars- "You are all ants in my eyes already."
• Lone Glove- "What a tacky glove."
• Snail Scale- "One hundred percent to scale."
• Goop Canister- "I've no idea what that is."
• Toy Cobra- "It looks cheap."
• Crocodile Toy- "What use would I have of such a thing?"
• Broken Terrarium- "Rosebud."
• Odd Radio- "At least it's not ragtime."
• Broken Hairdryer- "Some harebrained invention of the scientist's, perhaps?"
• Mad Scientist Lab- "How maddening."
• Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "Takes away the horrors. But who would want that?"
• Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "Ah. This'll do the trick."
• Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "Could be a little stronger."
• Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "Might as well throw it in the fire."
• Steeped Lunar Essence- "A fine pot of tea, with a side of mutation."
• Totally Normal Root- "Ah. A chance to grow something horrible."
• Totally Normal Sapling- "Just days away from dreadful."
• Bat Decoration- "Such a burden to carry it. If only there were a place to leave it."
• Crow Decoration- "Why do I hear "Nevermore"?"
• Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "Ugh. These guys again."
• Ghost Decoration- "Oh joy. Is there really need for decoration?"
• Spider Decoration- "I like the real ones better."
• Tentacle Decoration- "Shouldn't it be hanging from somewhere."
• Bats coming out of tree- "Quite an expert illusion."
• Drinking bravery potion- "I was never really scared of those trees anyhow."
• Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "How disappointing."

Winter's Feast

• Gift Wrap- "For wrapping odds and ends..."
• Gift- "An elegantly wrapped social obligation."
• Festive Tree Planter- "How repulsively festive."
• Festive Tree Planter (burnt)- "That's that, it seems."
• Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "Have we nothing better to do with our time?"
• Winter's Feast Tree- "How wretchedly jolly."
• Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "It’s a Winter’s Feast miracle."
• Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Can we turn our attentions back to survival now?"
• Gingerbread Cookie- "Stop looking at me, cookie fiend."
• Eternal Fruitcake- "It is unbound from time."
• Sugar Cookie- "We're celebrating freezing to death, I see."
• Candy Cane- "I don't even use a cane."
• Chocolate Log Cake- "How, err... traditional."
• Plum Pudding- "It's extremely rich."
• Apple Cider- "Glorified apple juice."
• Hot Cocoa- "Such a decadent beverage."
• Heavenly Eggnog- "My... favorite... she remembered."
• Festive Bauble- "Gaudy, like the rest of this shindig."
• Festive Light- "How frivolous."
• Magnificent Adornment- "What a thing to risk one's life for."
• Champion Adornment- "A volatile decoration."
• Appeasing Adornment- "There's something familiar about this..."
• Masonry Oven- "Something about it... ah, I'm sure it's nothing."
• Masonry Oven (cooking)- "What's it cooking up now?"
• Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "I do wish it would hurry up."
• Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "Finally!"
• Winter's Feast Table- "Must we go through this production for a little food?"
• Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "I suppose I'll have to share."
• Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "The wrong place for this."
• Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "Humbug."
• Merry Berrysauce- "This seems like a lot of fuss for some mashed berries."
• Bibingka- "It has a unique spongy texture."
• Cabbage Rolls- "Meat rolled in cabbage. How exciting."
• Festive Fish Dish- "I don't know what's so festive about it."
• Good Gravy- "I have a tendency to overdo it on the gravy."
• Latkes- "They're acceptable."
• Lutefisk- "It has an odd, yet strangely mouthwatering aroma."
• Mulled Punch- "It brings a small respite from this wretched cold."
• Panettone- "Fruitcake's more agreeable cousin."
• Pavlova- "It has a certain elegance to it."
• Pickled Herring- "I suppose I can't be picky."
• Polish Cookies- "How quaint."
• Pumpkin Pie- "Well... perhaps just a slice."
• Roasted Turkey- "I myself will carve this roast beast."
• Stuffing- "Something to fill the void in my stomach."
• Sweet Potato Casserole- "How very... rustic."
• Tamales- "They've got a bit of kick to them."
• Tourtiere- "I haven't had a meat pie since I left Liverpool."
• Gingerbread Pig- "Must you make me chase you?"
• Gingerbread Pig House- "Entirely too gaudy."
• Gingerbread Varg- "Pretty brash for something so edible."
• Cookie Crumbles- "It's falling apart."
• Holiday Cheer- "I prefer my fuel more nightmarish."
• Eating Holiday Cheer- "It tastes bitter."
• Eating without feasting- "I suppose it's only right to share this with the others."
• Feasting- "At last, a decent meal."
• Feasting buff- "That food seems to have had an odd affect on me..." [sic]
• Feasting buff wearing off- "Its power was short-lived."

Lunar New Year

• Red Pouch- "A spot of luck."
• Lucky Gold Nugget- "Gold's gold as far as I'm concerned."
• Red Firecrackers- "Great for magic tricks."
• Red Lantern- "Not having a light would certainly be unlucky."
• Lucky Fan- "Now I'll have no problem keeping my cool."
• Lucky Beast Head- "Quite formidable looking."
• Lucky Beast Body- "I'm no middleman."
• Lucky Beast Tail- "The back end of a terrible beast."
• Floating Lantern- "It's oddly beautiful."
• Dappled and Golden Koi- "Don't be koi with me."

Gobbler

• Gobbler Shrine- "It seems my fortune's changing."
• Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "Something else seems to be required."
• Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "It's no use to anyone now."

Varg

• Varg Shrine- "The preparations have been made."
• Varg Shrine (empty)- "It requires a torch."
• Varg Shrine (burnt)- "Burnt to cinders."
• Lucky Whistle- "Howl I ever find a use for this?"
• Clay Hound- "I was wise to be suspicious."
• Clay Hound (statue)- "I don't trust it."
• Clay Varg- "This earthen beast's all fired up."
• Clay Varg (statue)- "How delightfully disconcerting."
• Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "I'll need somewhere to sculpt it."
• Hound Figure- "It's quite fetching."
• Varg Figure- "What a gruesome maw."

Pig King

• Pig Shrine- "How quaint."
• Pig Shrine (empty)- "It needs some kind of meat."
• Pig Shrine (burnt)- "Not useful like this."
• Tribute Roast- "Ah. I do enjoy a nice meal."
• Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "Ugh. More fit for a creature than for me."
• Fish Heads on a Stick- "Nothing fancy, but it will do."
• Golden Belt- "Those pigs are getting more and more clever."
• Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "Filthy."
• Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "A fiery one."
• Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "Rotten to the core."
• Elite Pig (Wade)- "He's a slippery fellow."
• Can't play game (too late)- "It's much too late for that."
• Can't play game (area not empty)- "Ugh. I'm not doing anything in that mess."
• Can't play game (danger)- "I have bigger things to worry about right now."
• Leaving game- "I don't need this anymore."

Carrat

• Carrat Shrine- "It's ready."
• Carrat Shrine (empty)- "It requires an offering."
• Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "It's of no use to me like this."
• Starting Point Kit- "Might as well start things off with a bang. Or a gong."
• Starting Point- "I suppose this is what I must do for entertainment now."
• Finish Line Kit- "End of the line, pal."
• Finish Line- "Such frivolity."
• Finish Line (burnt)- "I've no use for it anymore."
• Finish Line (won)- "I'd almost forgotten the sweet taste of victory."
• Finish Line (lost)- "{winner}'s racer was... superior to mine..."
• Checkpoint Kit- "The dumb little creatures would be lost without them."
• Checkpoint- "These posts will serve as adequate route markers."
• Navigation Gym Kit- "My Carrat requires some direction."
• Navigation Gym- "An underling must be able to follow directions."
• Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "The training seems to be progressing well."
• Navigation Gym (burnt)- "Useless."
• Reflex Gym Kit- "It would be prudent to place this somewhere."
• Reflex Gym- "You never know what might pop up on the race track."
• Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "Hm. I'm getting a sudden craving for popcorn..."
• Reflex Gym (burnt)- "Useless."
• Speed Gym Kit- "I should construct this, posthaste."
• Speed Gym- "Athletics were never my strong suit."
• Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "It's rather amusing to watch it scurry."
• Speed Gym (burnt)- "Useless."
• Endurance Gym Kit- "I tire of lugging this around."
• Endurance Gym- "An exercise machine... the most dastardly of inventions."
• Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "You will thank me for making you stronger."
• Endurance Gym (burnt)- "Useless."
• Carrat Scale Kit- "It seems some assembly is required."
• Carrat Scale- "I will only accept the finest Carrat."
• Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "A disappointing performance."
• Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "Excellent. You've done well."
• Carrat Scale (burnt)- "It's worthless now."
• Packet of Seeds- "I will reap what I sow."
• Premium Seed Packet- "This should yield a higher quality crop."
• Carrat Figure- "If only I had a mantle to set it on."
• Charlie's Carrat- "Starting to feel left out?"
• Can't start race with no participants- "This race seems to be decidedly lacking in racers."
• Race starting- "Begin!"
• Carrat is sleeping- "Wake up, you useless vermin!"
• Carrat is stunned- "What's the matter? Get going!"
• Carrat going wrong way-
  • "You fool! You're going the wrong way!"
  • "No! The other way!"
• Carrat is slow- "Faster! Faster I say!"
• Carrat is exhausted- "The creature is past its prime."
• Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
  • "Say, pal, why don't you come work for me?"
  • "Its allegiance lies elsewhere."

Beefalo

• Beefalo Shrine- "Let's get on with it then."
• Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "It will require an offering."
• Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "Pity."
• Sewing Machine (held)- "Why must these things come unassembled?"
• Sewing Machine- "I'm more of an appreciator of fine clothes than a maker of them."
• Judge's Booth (held)- "Oh good, something more to build."
• Judge's Booth- "Hmph. What makes him think he's qualified to pass judgement?"
• Beefalo Stage (held)- "This seems like a dreadful amount of effort."
• Beefalo Stage- "Enjoy your time in the spotlight while you can."
• Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "I'll have to combine them before they'll reveal their secrets."
• Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "This might be of interest to the judge."
• Most Beefalo Dolls- "I've no need for such things."
• Dolled-Up Beefalo Doll- "I've no need for such things. Perhaps one of the children might take it."
• ()Warrior Costume Pattern- "This could be useful."
• ()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "I can only imagine how grotesque this will look..."
• ()Festive Costume Pattern- "Positively garish."
• ()Flowery Costume Pattern- "Florals. How saccharine."
• ()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "Is this the robot's doing?"
• ()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "Chilling."
• ()Formal Costume Pattern- "These garments are absolutely wasted on such base creatures."
• ()Victorian Costume Pattern- "Hmph. Rather outdated."
• ()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "I'd say luck is in rather short supply around here."
• Beefalo Figure- "At least this version doesn't shed all over my poor suit."
• Calling beefalo- "And here comes my... er, "beautiful" assistant."
• Can't build stage too far- "This seems a bit far from the festivities, don't you think?"
• Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "Here's the hitch pal, I'm going to need a beefalo."
• Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "Get over here, you hairy imbecile!"
• Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "The beast is ready to be judged."
• Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "Perhaps once the beast has settled down and is willing to be reasonable."
• Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "My choice has been made. No going back."
• Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "I'll bide my time until the next competition."
• Failed to start contest (generic)- "Where is that incompetent judge?"
• Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "There must be a competition going on elsewhere..."
• Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "He's attending to some other business, presently."
• Learned new costume pattern- "At last, something new."
• Costume pattern already known- "An old pattern. I've no use for it."

Catcoon

• Catcoon Shrine- "I suppose even a thief has its admirers."
• Catcoon Shrine (empty)- "It seems we're supposed to offer it something."
• Catcoon Shrine (burnt)- "Seems not everyone appreciates the little thieves."
• Kitcoon Nursery Kit- "I don't see why I need to build them a house. They need to learn to climb trees like adults."
• Kitcoon Nursery- "A house for kitcoons? Can the pitiful little things not climb trees yet?"
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek)- "They are not here, they are out hiding."
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek, time almost up)- "We are nearly out of time to find all of the rascals."
• Kitcoon Nursery (burnt)- "No place to hide anymore."
• Wind-up Mouse Toy- "The classic game of catcoon and mechnical mouse." [sic]
• Kit Collar- "I've named so many creatures at this point, the novelty has worn off."
• Gobbler Wobbler Kit- "Surely someone else can set it up."
• Gobbler Wobbler- "Those creatures are so feeble of mind they can't tell a real bird from a wooden one."
• Gobbler Wobbler (burnt)- "Whatever will we do without it."
• Kit Teaser Kit- "Physical labor is what underlings are for."
• Kit Teaser- "At least it should keep them occupied."
• Kit Teaser (burnt)- "A pity."
• Kitcoon Figure- "This is a rather precarious design."
• Catcoon Figure- "This animal commands respect through violence."
• Kitcoon (forest)- "What a pathetic little creature. It's encumbered by excess fur."
• Kitcoon (savanna)- "What a pathetic little creature. It's pretending to be a much more respectable beast."
• Kitcoon (marsh)- "What a pathetic little creature. It smells of sulphur."
• Kitcoon (deciduous)- "What a pathetic little creature. It will likely grow up to pick my pockets."
• Kitcoon (grassy)- "What a pathetic little creature. Just looking at it makes me itch."
• Kitcoon (rocky)- "What a pathetic little creature. It doesn't even have the grace of a catcoon."
• Kitcoon (desert)- "What a pathetic little creature. Those ears are ridiculous."
• Kitcoon (lunar)- "What a pathetic little creature. It requires dental work."
• Kitcoon (festive)- "What a pathetic little creature, and in such a gaudy outfit."
• Ticoon- "This high status catcoon has a talent for finding the kits. I respect him only marginally more."
• Ticoon (abandoned)- "I didn't need his help anyway."
• Ticoon (found Kitcoon)- "Well done, great beast!"
• Ticoon (lost trail)- "Blasted, we weren't fast enough! Sniff faster, beast!"
• Ticoon (Kitcoon nearby)- "A-ha... there's a kitcoon afoot."
• Ticoon (tracking)- "He seems onto something. I shall let him take the lead."
• Ticoon (tracking for someone else)- "That ticoon is not working for me. Yet."
• Ticoon (no Kitcoons)- "There's nothing left to find."
• Ticoon (Kitcoons too far)- "His nose may be good, but I doubt it's good enough to track that far."

The Forge

• Battlemaster Pugna- "You seem severely deluded, good sir."
• Pit Pig- "Begone, swine."
• Crocommander- "I don't fear you, scoundrel."
• Snortoise- "He's rather thick-headed."
• Scorpeon- "I should like to avoid a pinch from that, I think."
• Boarilla- "What a brute!"
• Grand Forge Boarrior- "Well he's certainly no slouch."
• Rhinocebro- "Brutish grotesquerie."
• Infernal Swineclops- "Back to the dungeons with you!"
• Ancient Gateway (off)- "Meddling with it will only cause further trouble."
• Ancient Gateway (on)- "Let us end this chapter of our journey."
• Ancient Anchor (empty)- "A key is key."
• Ancient Anchor (key)- "Right as rain."
• Forge Portal- "It's a one-way portal."
• Battle Standard- "We must destroy that Battle Standard."
• Baby Spider- "Disgusting."
• Magma Golem- "You shall serve us."
• Living Staff- "I could be persuaded to dabble in white magicks."
• Infernal Staff- "A staff after my own heart!"
• Petrifying Tome- "I could stop a fiend in its tracks with this."
• Tome of Beckoning- "The words within evoke an unknown force."
• Forging Hammer- "I would never resort to something so brutish."
• Pith Pike- "I would never stoop to such things."
• Spiral Spear- "How churlish."
• Riled Lucy- "I have no desire to use that."
• Blacksmith's Edge- "Too brutish for my tastes."
• Darts- "That is not my style."
• Molten Darts- "I'm no blowhard."
• Hearthsfire Crystals- "Not really my style."
• Reed Tunic- "It is nearly useless."
• Feathered Reed Tunic- "Swiftly useless."
• Wood Armor- "It offers a serviceable amount of protection."
• Jagged Wood Armor- "This was intended for someone physically-inclined."
• Silken Wood Armor- "Decent protection that will enhance my power."
• Stone Splint Mail- "Seems heavy."
• Steadfast Stone Armor- "Quite a clunky looking thing."
• Grand Armor- "A little extra armor never hurt."
• Barbed Helm- "That is not suited to me."
• Nox Helm- "I'd never wear such an undapper thing."
• Resplendent Nox Helm- "You'd need a thick neck to wear such a thing."
• Feathered Wreath- "Horsefeathers."
• Crystal Tiara- "It will quickly restore my powers."
• Clairvoyant Crown- "I must have it."
• Woven Garland- "A decent wreath, should I feel like healing."
• Flower Headband- "I could use the invigoration."
• Blossomed Wreath- "Self sufficiency in wreath form."
• Started revival- "Allow me to assist."
• Finished revival- "No need to thank me."
• Revived- "That was simply undignified."
• Refusing inappropriate weapon- "I have no use of such things."

The Gorge

• Mumsy- "May I peruse your wares, ma'am?"
• Billy- "He has no future ahead of him. A shame."
• Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm- "Good day to you, sir."
• Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "I tip my hat to you sir."
• Swamp Pig Elder- "Charmed, I'm sure."
• Swamp Pig Elder and Pigeon (sleeping)- "Fast asleep."
• Swamp Pig- "Don't touch the suit."
• Old Beefalo- "It's seen better days."
• Pigeon- "How are birds getting in here?"
• Pigeon (dead)- "It is no more."
• Pebble Crab- "You can't hide from me."
• Berry Bush- "Those are never growing back."
• Fern- "Perhaps it has some flavor to it."
• Mushroom- "I could, perhaps, produce a makeshift garnish."
• Mushroom (picked)- "It's as hollow as this withered world."
• Rotten Crop- "Foul."
• Sapling- "I don't have time to watch twigs grow."
• Spotty Shrub- "Aromatic."
• Spotty Shrub (picked)- "That's not growing back anytime soon."
• Sugarwood Tree- "A sickly sweet aroma wafts from its branches."
• Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "It won't produce sap now."
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "It is filling. Ever so slowly."
• File:Sugarwood Tree Tapped Full.pngSugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "The sap is ready for collection."
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "Well it's ruined now."
• Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "This tree has seen better days."
• Ivy- "Creeping ivy."
• The Altar of Gnaw- "Best offer it something if we enjoy living."
• The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "I'm not sure how it draws magic from this."
• Ancient Gateway- "Nobody listens to me."
• Beast of Hunger (1)- "I do like a good statue."
• Beast of Hunger (2)- "Misdirected dedication."
• Broken Carriage- "Carriage carnage."
• Dilapidated Cathedral- "They didn't pray hard enough."
• Dilapidated Chimney (1)- "Something has happened here."
• Dilapidated Chimney (2)- "Nobody has kept up with repairs."
• Dilapidated Clocktower- "A late clocktower."
• Dilapidated Door- "If only it lead somewhere."
• Dilapidated House-
  • "No one's living there anymore."
  • "Such destruction."
  • "Nothing like the decline of a civilization."
• Dilapidated Roof- "It's no longer over anyone's head."
• Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "Some kind of gargoyle."
• Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "Well that's attractive."
• Worn Pig House- "It could use renovations."
• House Rubble- "It's been a long time since this stood properly."
• Iron Fence- "Spikey. Like me."
• Locked Iron Gate- "It needs a key."
• Iron Gate- "Seems we've got it open."
• Mealing Stone- "This looks like it requires hard labor."
• Park Fountain- "Just useless rubble now."
• Post- "It's a post."
• Queen Beast- "A bit excessive..."
• Rundown House- "The stinking abode of those filthy fish creatures."
• Safe- "Now for some expert-level rummaging."
• Locked Safe- "I cannot open it."
• Sammy's Wagon- "Let's see what they have today."
• Pipton's Cart- "Well what do we have here?"
• Salt Pond- "Brackish."
• Stone Pillar- "It's a monument to death."
• Streetlight- "A touch of civility."
• Small Streetlight- "A little civility."
• Smashed Clock- "Time's up."
• Urn- "Yes yes, ashes to ashes and all that."
• Wrecked Bicycle- "A bicycle built askew."
• Pot Hanger (held)- "Well I'M not setting it up."
• Pot Hanger- "I can put this to good use."
• Oven (held)- "It's an oven. For cooking."
• Oven- "This will make things much more convenient."
• Small Grill (held)- "At least it's portable."
• Small Grill- "I'd prefer a larger grill."
• Large Grill (held)- "No use to me here."
• Large Grill- "I believe I can barbeque."
• Cookpot- "I shalln't let it speak with the kettle."
• Large Cookpot- "Magic could bring it to a boil faster, you know."
• Small Casserole Dish- "A tiny bit of domestication."
• Large Casserole Dish- "Homey."
• Syrup Pot- "I need to sweeten the pot."
• Salt Rack (held)- "Just useless sticks until we assemble it."
• Salt Rack- "Any method to improve the food around here is welcome."
• Salt Rack (ready)- "Ah. It's ready."
• Crab Trap- "Dinner should be arriving any moment."
• Hoe- "This is so very beneath me."
• Slaughter Tools- "I don't mind getting my hands dirty with this."
• Tree Tapping Kit- "It's already sticky."
• Key- "And they thought their things were safe."
• Iron Key- "This should open some doors."
• Ancient Key- "Good. I can get out of here."
• All Seed Packet types- "Instruments of toil."
• All Seed types- "Am I supposed to plant these?"
• Salmon- "Foul smelling, but delicious."
• Cooked Salmon- "I do enjoy a good smoked salmon."
• Crab Meat- "Ah, how refined."
• Cooked Crab Meat- "Perfect with a bit of butter."
• Cooked Foliage- "I ought to mix it in with something else."
• Mushroom (item)- "Fungus has its uses."
• Cooked Mushroom- "
• Garlic- "I suppose that's why there are no vampires around."
• Roast Garlic- "I wonder if it still wards away the undead."
• Onion- "It's a pungent onion."
• Roast Onion- "Take that, onion."
• Potato- "It is in the nightshade family, you know."
• Roast Potato- "The potato may be eaten now."
• Toma Root- "It's a red, red tomato."
• Roast Toma Root- "It's a red, red roasted tomato."
• Turnip- "It's a big, bulbous turnip."
• Roast Turnip- "Hardly improves the taste."
• Wheat- "This would be more useful as flour."
• Flour- "I suppose one could make baked goods with this."
• Goat Milk- "My bones are naturally fragile, I'm afraid."
• Salt Crystals- "It must be ground down before we use it."
• Salt- "Adding too much is an a-salt on the senses."
• Sap- "I would rather not get that on my gloves."
• Ruined Sap- "Bittersweet."
• Syrup- "Cooking syrup. Of course."
• Spotty Sprig- "That will spice things up."
• Spot Spice- "Spicy."
• Old Coin- "Well, well, well..."
• Sapphire Medallion- "I'll have use for this."
• Red Mark- "On my way up in the world."
• Gnaw's Favor- "We may wyrm our way out of this predicament yet."
• Prepared dish- "Let's see how the wyrm likes this."
• Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "Nope. It won't eat that."
• Prepared dish (matches craving)- "This is exactly what the wyrm wants."
• Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "Well, I suppose it will tide the wyrm over."
• Burnt Food- "I didn't cook that one."
• Silver Plate- "Suitable lavishness."
• Silver Bowl- "Refined dishware."
• Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "I shall have to find the key."
• Cannot slaughter Old Beefalo (too far)- "It has escaped my clutches."
• Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "I've already put this on a dish."
• Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "Clearly this is the wrong dish."
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "We've already placed something on the altar."
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "That wouldn't be a very good sacrifice, now would it?"
• Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "It appears there's another key around here."
• Cannot use item (occupied)- "It's unavailable."
• Food ruined (bad recipe)- "This combination of food was ill-advised."
• Food ruined (overcooked)- "Curses! Too slow."
• Lost round- "This may be the end."
• Won round- "The Gateway is ready!"

Midsummer Cawnival

• Corvus Goodfeather- "Just look at him, strutting around like he owns the place."
• Crow Kid- "We're being overrun."
• Cawnival Token- "Fine. I'll play your silly little games."
• Prize Ticket- "A prize ticket. How exciting."
• Prize Tickets (small stack)- "I don't know why I'm dedicating so much time to this."
• Prize Tickets (large stack)- "Oh good. Now I can get some useless trinket from the Prize Booth."
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, and Egg Scramble (held)- "I suppose I'm expected to set this up myself?"
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, and Egg Scramble- "It requires payment."
• Hubbub for Grub (playing)- "I'll play it, but I won't enjoy it."
• Hubbub for Grub (trapdoor)- "What are they hiding down there..."
• Grub- "These props leave something to be desired."
• Eggs in a Basket (playing)- "A simple matter of memorization. I'll show you just how easy it is."
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor)- "What are they hiding down there..."
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor, playing)- "I'm almost certain it was this one..."
• Egg Scramble (playing)- "Such pointless frivolity..."
• Scrambling Egg- "Get back here, you blasted contraption!"
• Prize Booth and Confetti Cannon (held)- "Must I do everything around here?"
• Prize Booth- "I somehow doubt they'd have anything I want."
• Confetti Cannon- "This place is turning into a circus."
• Confetti Cannon (cooldown)- "That's more than enough cheer for one day."
• Cawnival Sapling- "It's so... ugh... whimsical."
• Cawnival Tree- "It's about as festive as I like it. Which is not at all."
• Cawnival Tree (level 2)- "The birds seem to enjoy it. Some creatures just lack any taste."
• Cawnival Tree (level 3)- "I think that's about as much clutter as one could possibly throw on a tree."
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, Midsummer Night Light, and Miniature Tree (held)- "There's no end to the work around here, it seems."
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, and Mini Pendulum Ride- "Wonderful. It's even tackier than I imagined it would be."
• Midsummer Night Light- "A paltry light source. But it will do."
• Miniature Tree- "At least it's small and somewhat manageable."
• File:Mystery Box.pngMystery Box- "Curiosity always seems to get the better of me."
• Cawnival Statuette- "One more thing to clutter the ground."
• Cawnival Statuette (uncommon)- "Measly things. In my time I made proper statues..."
• Cawnival Statuette (rare)- "What exactly is so fantastic about it?"
• Seed Clusters- "About as pleasant as you'd expect."
• Corny Slush- "Surely you're not serious?"
• Chirpy Scarf- "Far too jaunty for my taste."
• Chirpy Cloak- "At least it will give me some respite from this wretched heat."
• Chirpy Capelet- "It affords some protection from the sun's burning rays."
• Can't activate Cawnival game (already in use)- "It seems I'll have to bide my time."
• Can't activate Cawnival game (not token)- "Hmph. Picky."
• Can't summon Corvus (already here)- "I thought I saw that feathered charlatan around here..."
• Can't summon Corvus (busy)- "Apparently he has more pressing matters to attend to."
• Can't summon Corvus (not Cawnival time)- "Finally. It looks like the birds have dispersed."
• Missed in Hubbub for Grub- "Those blasted things move too fast!"

Nature - Plants

• Evergreen- "An acquaintance of mine describes them as 'piney'."
• Sapling (held)- "I can't believe I'm reduced to this."
• Grass Tuft- "Tufty."
• Berry Bush and Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "It better not start talking to me."
• Spiky Bush- "It's twisted and prickly, just like me!"
• Birchnut Tree- "An acquaintance of mine describes them as 'leafy'."
• Lumpy Sapling- "Where did this appear from?"
• Burnt Spiky Bush- "Utterly destroyed."
• Twiggy Tree- "The tree of an amateur."
• Twiggy Tree (stump)- "That's not about to grow back."
• Twiggy Tree (burning)- "Oops."
• Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "Bathed in fire."
• Twiggy Tree (old)- "Look at you. You're useless."
• Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "It's of no use in its current state. Only time will tell."
• Twiggy Tree Cone- "I could plant it... but why?"
• Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush (diseasing)- "Looks a little off, if you ask me."
• Diseased Sapling, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush- "What has brought this blight upon my world?"
• Juicy Berry Bush- "The berries will stay fresh as long as I leave them there."
• Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "I fear I'll have to wait."
• Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "It looks to be in need of assistance. Fertilizer, perhaps?"
• Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "I could find a much better place for it."
• Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "I know the feeling."
• Marble Sprout- "Stone cold growth."
• Marble Shrub- "I've found a shrubbery."
• Rose- "This is wrong."
• Succulent- "Doesn't look that succulent to me."
• Succulent (held)- "It didn't put up much of a fight."
• Bull Kelp- "Disgusting. I'll have someone else pick it."
• Bull Kelp (picked)- "We already took the food parts."
• Bull Kelp Stalk- "For keeping the peasantry in line."
• Driftwood- "It appears to be a piece of drifted wood."
• Driftwood (stump)- "We've chopped it up already."
• Driftwood (burning)- "It seems to be burning."
• Driftwood (burnt)- "It's in utter ruin."
• Driftwood Piece- "Oh good. More wood."
• Lune Tree- "It's a moon tree."
• Lune Tree (stump)- "Someone's chopped it down already."
• Lune Tree (burning)- "It's burning."
• Lune Tree (burnt)- "A burnt tree stump."
• Lune Tree Blossom- "It came from that odd tree."
• Lune Tree Sapling- "It's a small moon tree."
• Stone Fruit Bush- "It labors to make my dinner."
• Stone Fruit Bush (picked)- "What use are you to me if you don't have fruit?"
• Stone Fruit Bush (barren)- "It is fruitless and useless now."
• Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "It resembles Woodie, does it not?"
• Stone Fruit Bush (disease warning)- "I think it's sick or something."
• Diseased Stone Fruit Bush- "It's ill."
• Stone Fruit Bush (burning)- "Well that's a shame."
• Sprouting Stone Fruit- "How off-putting. It's grown a sprout."
• Spiny Bindweed- "You have no place here."
• Binding Roots- "I nearly got my suit caught on those thorns!"
• Plant (happy)- "It seems reasonably healthy."
• Plant (stressed)- "Everyone's got problems, pal."
• Plant (very stressed)- "Just what do you have to be upset about?"
• Plant (stressed, killjoys nearby)- "Maybe if the garden wasn't filled with weeds..."
• Plant (stressed, not enough identical plants nearby)- "It needs to be surrounded by others of its ilk."
• Plant (stressed, too many plants nearby)- "The garden might be overcrowded. Perhaps I should thin it out a bit."
• Plant (stressed, bad season)- "The weather is too harsh for it."
• Plant (stressed, not enough water)- "It needs water again? Ugh, the toiling never ends."
• Plant (stressed, poor nutrients)- "Richer soil might be needed."
• Plant (stressed, left unattended)- "I'd better have a word with that underperforming plant..."
• Giant Carrots- "A ludicrously oversized carrot."
• Giant Corn- "That's far too much corn for any reasonable person."
• Giant Pumpkin- "How very spooky."
• Giant Eggplant- "An absurdly large eggplant."
• Giant Durian- "Far more than I'd like to have, quite honestly."
• Giant Pomegranate- "I'd imagine it would take quite a while to eat."
• Giant Dragon Fruit- "Utterly enormous."
• Giant Watermelon- "Entirely too much watermelon."
• Giant Toma Root- "A preposterously sized tomato."
• Giant Potato- "It has more starch than my best suit."
• Giant Asparagus- "What am I supposed to do with all this asparagus?"
• Giant Onion- "An unnecessarily large onion."
• Giant Garlic- "An unreasonably enormous clump of garlic."
• Giant Pepper- "It looks horribly spicy."
• Giant Rotten Crop- "It's no good to anyone now."
• Great Tree Trunk- "When did this get here?"
• Great Tree Root- "I've found the root of the problem."
• Mossy Vine- "It's just hanging around."
• Knobbly Tree- "An aquatic tree, what next?"
• Knobbly Tree Nut- "I have no interest in lugging that thing around. Back in the drink you go."
• Above-Average Tree Trunk- "It could use a good pruning."

Nature - Objects

• Rundown House (burnt)- "Well, it burns just as well as the pigs' version."
• Glommer's Statue- "Thank goodness, I thought it was another wretched statue of me."
• Glommer's Statue (mined)- "The fewer statues the better, I say."
• Florid Postern- "Always did have a flair for the dramatic..."
• Gigantic Beehive- "I don't see what all the buzz is about."
• Honey Patch- "I am not getting that on my shoes."
• Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "Now what are those bees up to?"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "Some truly questionable taste in decor."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "Hmph. I was never a fan of the Grecian look."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "Waste of good marble if you ask me."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "Why would anyone want to cover this up?"
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "Come now! I liked that one."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "My creations! How rude."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "Doesn't that feel better now?"
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "That looks much better."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "Back as intended."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "At least it's back in one piece now."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "We'll get you out in a tick, friend."
• Magma- "A touch hot, but could cook my food in a pinch."
• Rock- "With each day I get a little boulder."
• Crispy Skeleton- "At least the fire cut down on the smell."
• Marble Statue (Comedy)- "She's still in there somewhere. I know it."
• Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "Her tragedy does not define her."
• Marble Statue (Pawn)- "Hm. Stately."
• Marble Statue (Vase)- "Needs something. Perhaps some long-stemmed roses..."
• Meteor- "It's a rock."
• Moon Rock- ""Moon" rock."
• Celestial Orb- "Oooh, some new knowledge."
• Celestial Portal- "A bit ominous looking."
• Moon Stone (broken)- "Ruins of an ancient relic."
• Moon Stone (repaired)- "I had thought these were all destroyed eons ago."
• Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Something magic-y needs to happen, I think."
• Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "The staff is powered by the 'moon's' energy."
• Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "Waste of a good staff."
• Moon Rubble- "This might be bad."
• Petrified Evergreen- "I think it looks much better this way."
• Rock Den- "Am I being watched by that rock?"
• Skeleton (male player)- "A pity, %s. He was not prepared for %s."
• Skeleton (female player)- "A pity, %s. She was not prepared for %s."
• Skeleton (robot player)- "A pity, %s. They were not prepared for %s."
• Skeleton (other player)- "A pity, %s. So ill-prepared for %s."
• Stagehand- "This must be the work of an unseen hand."
• Stagehand (walking)- "Hmph. Impressive sleight of hand."
• Suspicious Marble (rook)- "That's quite the schnozz."
• Suspicious Marble (knight)- "That looks... familiar..."
• File:Sculpture Bishophead.pngSuspicious Marble (bishop)- "I've seen that head before... but never in marble."
• Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "Not so tough."
• Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "Try and get me now. Ha!"
• Loot Stash- "What goodies lie within?"
• Lake- "Didn't think I'd ever come back here."
• Lake (dry)- "It's not in season."
• Cave-in Boulder- "Well it's not going to move itself."
• Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "We must deal with the others first."
• Garden Detritus- "The blasted things spring up again just as fast as I can remove them."
• Anenemy- "It's just a silly starfish."
• Anenemy (closed)- "Devious thing."
• Anenemy Trap- "What would be the most devilish place to put it?"
• Celestial Altar Base- "This is not its desired destination."
• Celestial Altar Idol- "Let me know your wishes, and I will oblige."
• Celestial Altar Orb- "Where shall I take you?"
• Celestial Altar (incomplete)- "There is powerful energy pouring out of it."
• Celestial Altar- "Yes. I desire the knowledge of the moon."
• Inactive Celestial Tribute- "This powerful energy... I've seen it before."
• Celestial Tribute- "It is not yet time?"
• Celestial Sanctum Icon- "I know where you need to be."
• Celestial Sanctum Ward- "I'll take you to the others."
• Celestial Sanctum- "Why do I get the sense... ah, I'm sure it's nothing."
• Celestial Fissure- "It's not shadow magic."
• Celestial Fissure (no light)- "I've more important things to deal with than holes in the ground."
• Hot Spring- "I miss a good long bath."
• Hot Spring (bombed)- "How posh."
• Hot Spring (glassed over)- "I could make use of that glass."
• Hot Spring (empty)- "It's of no use to me like this."
• Inviting Formation- "The thing inside wants out."
• Moon Glass- ""Moon" detritus."
• Moon Shard- "But does it look as sharp as me?"
• Sea Bones- "Adapt or perish."
• Shattered Spider Hole- "I'd rather not peek inside."
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (initial)- "What a sad little hovel."
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (upgraded)- "It's an improvement."
• Hermit Bee Box- "I think she made this herself."
• Hermit Bee Box (no honey)- "Why do the bees not serve me?"
• Hermit Bee Box (some honey)- "I should wait a bit longer."
• Hermit Bee Box (full of honey)- "I've done enough, the old woman can brave the bees herself."
• Hermit Bee Box (burnt)- "Honey roasted."
• Hermit Drying Rack- "Perhaps if she were fed, she'd be less ill-tempered."
• Hermit Drying Rack (meat and non-meat drying)- "Still moist."
• Hermit Drying Rack (done)- "Does she even have teeth?"
• Hermit Drying Rack (meat and non-meat drying in rain)- "Moist and staying that way."
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "Like the desert."
• File:Hermit Drying Rack Burnt.pngHermit Drying Rack (burnt)- "It's too brittle to hang meat on now."
• Plugged Fissure- "It's almost genius in its simplicity... but it does smell."
• Baritone Shell Bell- "Hm?"
• Alto Shell Bell- "No, go on, keep playing that same note. It's not irritating at all."
• Soprano Shell Bell- "I've quite lost my taste for music."
• Boat Fragment- "Merely smithereens."
• Sea Stack- "It would be easy to wreck a vessel on one of those."
• Salt Formation- "Odd..."
• Salt Formation (partially mined)- "It seems to be growing back..."
• Salt Formation (completely mined)- "It's been mined down to nothing."
• Salt Crystals- "Am I to be a salt miner now?"
• Ocean Debris- "Disappointing."
• Wobster Mound- "What manner of creature lives in there?"
• Moon Glass Mound- "I suppose life finds a way."
• Shell Cluster- "That was not worth the effort."
• Sunken Chest (locked)- "How annoying. It's locked."
• Sunken Chest (unlocked)- "How whimsical."
• Mysterious Energy- "Events have been set into motion..."
• Charged Glassy Rock- "Hm. This may be useful."
• Infused Moon Shard- "Nearly as sharp as I am, but with a garish glow."
• Moongleam- "They give off a rather unsettling sensation."
• Odd Tool/Reticulating Buffer- "Hmph. So I'm to fetch his tools for him now?"
• Weird Tool/Widget Deflubber- "I suppose that must be what he's looking for."
• Strange Tool/Grommet Scriber- "Finally. That must be what he's looking for."
• Funky Tool/Conceptual Scrubber- "Is this what he wants? Why couldn't that old fool have been more descriptive?!"
• Bizarre Tool/Calibrated Perceiver- "Could this be what he's looking for?"
• Energetic Static- "What is he meddling with?"
• Restrained Static- "There's power trapped inside."
• Lunar Essence Extractor- "Ah, now I see..."
• Sea Strider Nest- "It looks like someone's already made themselves comfortable here."
• File:Sea Strider Nest Burnt.pngSea Strider Nest (burnt)- "Not quite so comfortable anymore."
• Conspicuous Chest- "It's just my style."
• Conspicuous Chest (shimmering)- "How... unusual."
• File:Conspicuous Chest Burnt.pngConspicuous Chest (burnt)- "That seemed unnecessary."

Nature - Caves

• Sinkhole (full)- "When it's less claustrophobic, perhaps."
• Exit to Surface (full)- "I'd rather stay here than mingle with the crowds above."
• Bat Cave- "Ugh. It stinks."
• Red Mushtree (blooming)- "I hope I'm not standing next to it when it goes off."
• Green Mushtree (blooming)- "Oh fine, do what you like."
• Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "It's spawning."
• Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "Could it get any less appealing?"
• Red Spore- "Magical red, and yet it holds no power of use to me."
• Green Spore- "Hateful, ambulatory whimsy."
• Blue Spore- "How can a seed be so cheerful?"
• Red, Green, and Blue Spore (held)- "I hope it doesn't stain my jacket."
• Withered Flower- "It got what it deserved."
• Mysterious Plant- "You aren't fooling me, plant."
• Fossil Fragment- "Perhaps it is best left in pieces."
• Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "The beginnings of some demonic beast."
• Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "It will be the laughstock of the demon community."
• Odd Skeleton (complete)- "Was it wise to unleash this upon the world?"
• Lunar Mushtree- "How garish."
• Lunar Spore- "It reminds me of those infernal balloons."
• Vitreoasis- "Don't expect me to wade in there for some wretched moon glass."
• Small Vitreoasis- "I suppose it is quite picturesque."
• Naked Mole Bat Burrow- "Do I even want anything I find in there, knowing its spent time in a rodent's nostrils?" [sic]
• Nightmare Rampart- "Charlie... what are you planning?"

Nature - Ruins

• Thulecite Fragments- "Several of these piles could be combined to form a bigger piece."
• Cave Lichen- "A slow growing cave plant."
• Ancient Chest- "A relic best forgotten."
• Ancient Chest (locked)- "It seems I am to be judged."
• Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "It lacks a key."
• Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "It is feeding off the dark energy."
• Ancient Gateway (activated)- "This is a most wretched idea."
• Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "Now we've gone and done it."
• Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "Best not to overuse this power."
• Ancient Obelisk- "I can't believe I've forgotten how to read this."
• Ancient Beacon- "No fuel, no power."
• Ancient Beacon (active)- "It feeds off the nightmare."
• Ancient Mural (first)- "A picture of the city, before the fuel."
• Ancient Mural (second)- "We all know that happens next."
• Ancient Mural (third)- "They gained such an enviable power…"
• Ancient Mural (fourth)- "I know why you led me back here."
• Ancient Mural (fifth)- "But it won't work."
• Atrium Statue- "There's a dreamlike quality to the material."
• Ornate Pedestal (empty)- "I suppose I'll need to find a suitable gem."
• Ornate Pedestal (with gem)- "It saps power from the gems."
• Ancient Moon Statue- "How did I not know of this place? Did They know?"
• Sealed Portal (switch off)- "It couldn't be..."
• Sealed Portal (switch on)- "Still inactive. Curious."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (first)- "These runes are... different."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (second)- "I can only glean a hint of their meaning."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (third)- "This symbol here keeps repeating..."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (fourth)- ""To change?" No. It's a name..."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (fifth)- ""Alter"?"
• Tidy Hidey-Hole- "So this is the source of the Thulecite... I must say, I'm underwhelmed."
• Ancient Kiln (empty)- "They didn't always live off of the fuel."
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, long time left)- "Wait for it..."
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, short time left)- "Here it comes!"
• Ancient Kiln (finished)- "Finally, some quality grub."
• Ancient Kiln (burnt)- "A bit overdone for my tastes."
• Ancient Guard Post (inactive)- "It's powerless."
• Ancient Guard Post (active)- "Hm. I have a bad feeling..."
• Security Pulse- "Don't let it escape!"
• Sentrypede Husk- "A pile of worthless parts."
• Fountain of Knowledge (inactive)- "I always wondered where those parts came from."
• Fountain of Knowledge (active)- "Ah. I suppose I misinterpreted the original design."
• Distilled Knowledge- "Impossible... I thought I was privy to all of Their secrets."

Turfs

• Scaled Flooring- "It's warm, but quells flame."
• Moon Crater Turf, Rocky Beach Turf, Shell Beach Turf, and Mutated Fungal Turf- "Turf."
• Ancient Stonework- "A stone floor."

Mobs - Monsters

• Charlie (the darkness monster)- "I suppose it's best to keep up appearances..."
• Charlie (attacked by)- "Ow! Be gentle, Charlie!"
• Merm- "They were already here when I arrived."
• Guardian Pig- "They're starting to organize."
• Depths Worm (emerged)- "I didn't make that one! Honest!"
• Gem Deer- "The gem imbues its attacks with a fearsome power."
• Grumble Bee- "Keep your backside to yourself, madam!"
• Lavae- "Foul beast! Know your place!"
• Hound (corpse)- "I wish we'd get rid of that."
• Hound (corpse, burning)- "Good riddance."
• Hound (corpse, reanimating)- "It's coming alive again!"
• Horror Hound- "If anything ever looked evil, it's that."
• Horror Hound (sleeping)- "I don't desire to rouse it."
• Horror Hound (dead)- "That is probably for the best."
• Moonrock Pengull- "What an atrocious beast."
• Moonrock Pengull (sleeping)- "May you never wake."
• Moonrock Pengull (dead)- "Good riddance."
• Shattered Spider- "How monstrous."
• Shattered Spider (sleeping)- "I'd rather not wake it."
• Shattered Spider (dead)- "Good riddance."
• Cookie Cutter- "Stay back, you!"
• Cookie Cutter Shell- "Hmph. I suppose this could be useful."
• Rockjaw- "What a nasty creature. I wish I'd thought of it."
• Naked Mole Bat- "Indecent."
• Ancient Sentrypede- "I get the sensation that we are not welcome here."
• Fruit Fly- "Begone, pest!"
• Moonblind Crow- "That creature has seen better days."
• Misshapen Bird- "You dare spit at me?!"
• Nurse Spider- "I don't think that's one of mine."
• Sea Strider- "Well aren't you a delight!"
• Egg of Terror- "I should dispose of it before it hatches."
• Suspicious Peeper- "We're going to be up to our eyeballs in... eyeballs."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Snowbird- "You're new."
• Snowbird (held)- "Nothing up my sleeve..."
• Mandrake (cooked)- "Looks like I got the last meep."
• Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Do you dig it?"
• Moleworm (aboveground)- "I'll take that as a "yes"."
• Wobster- "I'd prefer it without the sharp, pinching claws."
• Grass Gekko- "I'm sure its tail grows back."
• Star-sky- "Better him in that bowl than me."
• Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "His spirit is free now."
• Hutch- "Stick your tongue in. You're getting slobber on my pantlegs."
• Canary- "How do these things keep getting into my world?"
• Canary (held)- "Bait."
• Canary (poisoned)- "You look atrocious."
• Saffron Feather- "Yellow is the color of naivety."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "You're not a hellbeast are you? Nooo. Just misunderstood!"
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "It's happy with me, and I with it."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "It's hungry. Why is it hungry?"
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "I think it's going to die!"
• Lavae Egg- "It's alive in there."
• Lavae Egg (cracked)- "I can say with pride that it is comfy and cozy."
• Lavae Egg (too cold)- "I knew I would make a terrible pa-pa."
• Lavae Tooth- "The lavae's baby tooth."
• Chilled Lavae- "It's no threat in this state."
• No-Eyed Deer- "Well it's certainly not deer to me."
• No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "What a staggering sight!"
• Deer Antler- "Filthy."
• Puffin- "It's a puffin."
• Puffin (held)- "I'm gonna turn you into puffin' stuff."
• Puffin (sleeping)- "Sleep is only a temporary escape."
• Carrat- "That carrot is revolting!"
• Carrat (held)- "You thought you could fool me?"
• Carrat (sleeping)- "I'm sure it is diseased."
• Carrat (dead)- "Disgusting."
• Moon Moth- "How wretchedly graceful."
• Moon Moth (held)- "You can't escape my villainous grasp!"
• Lunar Wobster- "They didn't look like that when I was in charge."
• Bulbous Lightbug- "Finally, a mutation that's actually useful."
• Dust Moth- "Hmph. Just stay away from my suit, pal."
• Friendly Fruit Fly- "As long as it tends to the garden I'll leave it be."
• Friendly Fruit Fly Fruit- "So this is all it takes to lead."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Broken Shell- "Some cracks can't be mended."
• Saladmander- "They aren't very sociable."
• Saladmander (ripe)- "I bet it's delicious."
• Saladmander (sleeping)- "Sleep is only a temporary escape."
• Gnarwail- "Perhaps it could be reasoned with."
• Gnarwail (broken horn)- "It seems you've lost something, pal."
• Gnarwail (follower)- "We've come to an agreement."
• Gnarwail (follower, broken horn)- "Shame about your horn, pal."
• Gnarwail Horn- "Impressive."
• Skittersquid- "I hope they stay close. But not too close."
• Loyal Merm Guard- "I'd best try to stay on their good side."
• Sea Weed- "I'm sure its delicate appearance is just a ruse for us to let our guard down."
• Seedshell- "I was right."
• Sea Sprout Starter- "Why would I want these to spread?"
• Sea Sprout- "I should pluck you like the weed you are."
• Mush Gnome- "I don't trust anyone who walks so jauntily."
• Grass Gator- "Quite a skittish creature."

Mobs - Tallbird family

• Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "That tasted about as good as you'd expect."

Mobs - Bosses

• Treeguard (normal)- "Stop this ridiculous charade, beast."
• Deerclops- "Even I'm afraid of that guy."
• Deerclops Eyeball- "Deerclops are so myopic."
• Guardian's Horn- "A regrettable end, my old friend."
• Moose/Goose nesting ground- "Filthy."
• Bee Queen- "I didn't make that one! Really!"
• Bee Queen Crown- "Makes one feel like royalty."
• Klaus- "My, what a magnificently horrific creature."
• Stag Antler- "Magic has done things to this beast's horn."
• Antlion- "Have you no pride?"
• Antlion (happy)- "We've placated it for now."
• Antlion (upset)- "It's going to wreak havoc on my world."
• Desert Stone- "An impure orange gem."
• Desert Stone (active)- "The magic beckons!"
• Sand Spike- "That was quite impolite."
• Sand Castle- "Impressive."
• Glass Spike- "I hope I'm not so transparent."
• Glass Castle- "Not the castle I had in mind for myself."
• Toadstool Cap- "Pitiful. I'll make short work of that 'shroom."
• Toadstool Cap (hole)- "It's a dirt hole."
• Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "That looks filthy."
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "What an abomination!"
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "It is coursing with fungal power!"
• Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "I don't like how much magic is collecting in that."
• Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "It's gonna blow!"
• Shroom Skin- "I hope the warts are not contagious."
• Reanimated Skeleton- "There is no limit to the power of shadows."
• Ancient Fuelweaver- "The Atrium's power restored his mind."
• Woven Shadow- "A being of living fuel."
• Bone Armor- "Like all things, it craves the fuel."
• Bone Helm- "A most tragic and unfitting end."
• Shadow Thurible- "Curious. It smells like roses."
• Malbatross- "I've no desire to do battle with that thing."
• Malbatross Feather- "This would be a nice feather in my cap."
• Malbatross Bill- "Ugh, I don't want to touch that."
• Crab King- "Say, pal, why don't we try to work this out?"
• Crab King (inert)- "I suppose we can't just leave well enough alone, can we?"
• Imposing Claw- "Best to avoid that."
• Cracked Pearl- "Ah. I thought I'd run out of people to disappoint."
• Lord of the Fruit Flies- "Hmph, they let just anyone be a lord these days."
• Celestial Champion (phase 1)- "It seems our actions have been noticed."
• Celestial Champion (phase 1, dead)- "Something doesn't feel right..."
• Celestial Champion (phase 2)- "It toys with us."
• Moonglass Spike- "It's trying to ensnare us."
• Celestial Champion (phase 2, dead)- "Come on now. You're not fooling anyone."
• Celestial Champion (phase 3)- "At last you reveal your true self."
• Enlightening Snare- "I'd do well to avoid those."
• Celestial Champion (phase 3, dead)- "This power, it feels like... but it couldn't be..."
• Defeated Celestial Champion- "I don't know what to believe. All this time, I thought that They were..."
• Enlightened Crown- "It makes me uneasy... but I can't deny its power."
• Enlightened Crown Shard- "Even shattered, it holds power."
• Eye of Terror- "Don't look at me, it's definitely not one of mine."
• Twins of Terror- "Ah. Just what we needed, a fresh pair of eyes..."
• Eye Mask- "How deliciously macabre."
• Shield of Terror- "At least dealing with that monstrosity was good for something."

Mobs - Other

• Crabby Hermit/Pearl- "I have better things to do than being berated by an old crab."
• Pearl's Pearl- "It's... strange to be so trusted."
• Gestalt- "It communes with us through them."
• Greater Gestalt- "I think it would be best to keep my distance."
• Pipspook- "I'm so sorry."
• Royal-In-Progress- "Kings are easily made around here."
• King of the Merms- "A crown can be a heavy burden..."
• Woby (small)- "She slobbers..."
• Woby (big)- "I'd rather not get hair all over my suit."
• Grainy Transmission- "What is he up to now?"

Other Players

Wilson

• Generic- "Err, greetings, Mr %s."
• Attacker- "You're going off the deep end, pal."
• Murderer- "Our truce ends here, murderer!"
• Reviver- "%s is a real pal..."
• Ghost- "Are you certain you wish to return to this world, %s?"
• Firestarter- "The fire is supposed to go in the pit, Higgsbury."

Willow

• Generic- "Greetings, Ms %s."
• Attacker- "%s is not my ally..."
• Murderer- "Murderous fiend! Taste my wrath!"
• Reviver- "%s has bent reality to her fiery will."
• Ghost- "We will require a heart to bring you back, %s."
• Firestarter- "She's a firestarter. And a twisted one, at that."

Wolfgang

• Generic- "Good day to you, Mr %s."
• Attacker- "The strongman %s seems a little unhinged."
• Murderer- "Murderous fiend! Behold my power!"
• Reviver- "%s tethers lost spirits to this world."
• Ghost- "Let's find a heart, %s. I'll prepare my incantations."
• Firestarter- "Did you intend to burn that, %s?"

Wendy

• Generic- "Greetings, Ms %s. How are you?"
• Attacker- "%s has been corrupted..."
• Murderer- "Don't think I'll hesitate, murderous fiend!"
• Reviver- "%s is a true death defier."
• Ghost- "%s's looking a little too much like her sister. Needs a heart."
• Firestarter- "Don't play with fire, Ms. %s."

WX-78

• Generic- "Greetings, Mx %s."
• Attacker- "If you're going to attack, at least finish the job!"
• Murderer- "Murderous fiend! This will be your destruction!"
• Reviver- "%s never did respect human mortality."
• Ghost- "A shame about your death, %s. You were the only one I half-liked."
• Firestarter- "Mx. %s is finally making good on their promise of mayhem."

Wickerbottom

• Generic- "Good day, Ms %s."
• Attacker- "%s is withholding information..."
• Murderer- "Do not start fights you cannot win!"
• Reviver- "%s has excellent command of the dark arts."
• Ghost- "You know the price of revival as well as I do, %s."
• Firestarter- "Never pinned you for the wanton destruction type, Ms."

Woodie

• Generic- "Greetings, Mr %s."
• Attacker- "%s is going against the grain..."
• Murderer- "Fiend! Time to make like a tree...!"
• Reviver- "%s seems very in touch with the spirits of the forest."
• Ghost- "That blockhead could use a heart."
• Werebeaver- "Ha! What a delightful curse."
• Ghost Werebeaver- "Yew don't look so wood."
• Weremoose- "Wonderful. A screw-loose moose."
• Ghost Weremoose- "I'll leave you to you moose-ings while I seek out a heart." [sic]
• Weregoose- "Not the most dignified form you've taken."
• Ghost Weregoose- "It seems you've run a-fowl of something, pal."
• Firestarter- "Is it wise to be starting fires, given your predilections?"

Wes

• Generic- "Greetings, Mr %s."
• Attacker- "%s is giving me the creeps..."
• Murderer- "Murderous fiend! You cannot escape!"
• Reviver- "%s is an effective ally."
• Ghost- "I could get you a heart, %s... for a price."
• Firestarter- "Stop burning things, mime."

Maxwell

• Generic- "What a dapper fellow!"
• Attacker- "I know that look, %s. What are you up to?"
• Murderer- "Old habits die hard... and so will you!"
• Reviver- "Trust only yourself, hey %s?"
• Ghost- "I'll have to pay in blood to bring you back, %s."
• Firestarter- "Do not blow this for us, %s."

Wigfrid

• Generic- "Greetings, Ms %s."
• Attacker- "What's %s's motivation?"
• Murderer- "Bloodthirsty warrior! This ends now!"
• Reviver- "%s has excellent command of the spirit realm."
• Ghost- "Do you desire a heart, %s?"
• Firestarter- "The next fire you start will be a funeral pyre."

Webber

• Generic- "Greetings, Mr %s."
• Attacker- "%s is looking a downright feral..."
• Murderer- "So, %s, you're a monster after all!"
• Reviver- "This child, %s, doesn't have a mean bone in his body."
• Ghost- "Looks like you got squashed, %s."
• Firestarter- "Like a moth to flame. Or a spider, maybe."

Winona

• Generic- "Greetings, Ms. %s."
• Attacker- "%s has been roughhousing like a commoner."
• Murderer- "You've engineered your own demise!"
• Reviver- "%s expertly uses all tools at her disposal."
• Ghost- "My, you're looking spirited today, %s."
• Firestarter- "You were the last one I expected to start fires, %s."

Wortox

• Generic- "Greetings, Mr. %s."
• Attacker- "Do not make me bind you with magic, imp."
• Murderer- "Enough is enough! Prepare to be banished, imp!"
• Reviver- "Hm. I'll allow you to stay on this plane awhile longer."
• Ghost- "Serves you right, meddling imp."
• Firestarter- "Do I smell fire and brimstone?"

Wormwood

• Generic- "Greetings, Mr. %s."
• Attacker- "It's time you make like a tree and leaf."
• Murderer- "Don't worry, %s. I'll make it a clear cut."
• Reviver- "I suppose he has his uses."
• Ghost- "What a shame. Now I'll never know what that gem does."
• Firestarter- "%s has been starting fires, now hasn't he?"

Warly

• Generic- "Greetings, Mr. %s."
• Attacker- "%s seems out of sorts today."
• Murderer- "Eat this!"
• Reviver- "Thank-you for the assistance, %s."
• Ghost- "Oh, what a shame."
• Firestarter- "%s's started some suspicious fires recently."

Wurt

• File:Wurt DST.pngGeneric- "Greetings, Miss %s."
• Attacker- "This is no time for childishness!"
• Murderer- "%s has revealed her true nature!"
• Reviver- "Ah, thank you, %s."
• Ghost- "Oh dear, whatever will become of your kingdom now?"
• Firestarter- "Who left the tiny green demon unsupervised?!"

Walter

• Generic- "Greetings, Mr. %s."
• Attacker- "I do not wish to quarrel!"
• Murderer- "Interesting, %s. I didn't think you had it in you."
• Reviver- "I'm afraid I can't give you a badge, only my thanks."
• Ghost- "Perhaps you can add this to your roster of ghost stories."
• Firestarter- "Wasn't it you who was railing on about fire safety?"

Wanda

• Generic- "Good day, Ms. %s."
• Attacker- "Did someone tick you off, %s?"
• Murderer- "Murderous fiend! I'll show you true power!"
• Reviver- "Your assistance was quite timely, %s."
• Ghost- "Time finally caught up to you, did it?"
• Firestarter- "Far be it for me to question your methods, %s."

Wonkey

• Generic- "What are you looking at, ape?"
• Attacker- "That ape is a menace."
• Murderer- "It's high time I put that creature down."
• Reviver- "At least the ape appears to be well trained."
• Ghost- "What a shame."
• Firestarter- "Who allowed the ape to play with fire?!"

Other (Mod Characters)

• Generic- "Greetings, %s."
• Attacker- "%s seems untrustworthy..."
• Murderer- "Murderous fiend! I'll stop at nothing!"
• Reviver- "%s tethers lost spirits to this world."
• Ghost- "%s needs heart-shaped assistance."
• Firestarter- "%s has been lighting fires."

Food - Meats

• Cooked Monster Meat- "It's still filthy."
• Eel- "It slithers all the way down."
• Cooked Eel- "Still rather grotesque."
• Raw Fish- "Ugh, it's still twitching."
• Fish Steak- "Bland... but acceptable."
• Fish Morsel- "I'm reduced to scavenging scraps."
• Cooked Fish Morsel- "That was barely an appetizer."
• Runty Guppy- "This was barely worth my time."
• Needlenosed Squirt- "Hardly bigger than a minnow."
• Bitty Baitfish- "I was hoping for something bigger."
• Smolt Fry- "Just a cold fish."
• Popperfish- "Its smell oddly reminds me of the theater house..."
• Fallounder- "What an ugly thing."
• Bloomfin Tuna- "It seems more plant than fish."
• Scorching Sunfish- "The sunfish! It burns!"
• Spittlefish- "How vulgar."
• Mudfish- "It looks positively revolting."
• Deep Bass- "It has a rather unsettling stare."
• Dandy Lionfish- "I'd best take care to avoid those spines."
• Black Catfish- "I'm not sure it was worth the effort."
• Corn Cod- "What an odd creature."
• Ice Bream- "Stay frosty, pal."
• Sweetish Fish- "It seems we share an appreciation for figs."
• Barnacles- "I wish they were oysters."
• Cooked Barnacles- "It's an acquired taste."
• Naked Nostrils- "It smells."
• Charred Nostrils- "The things I must do to survive..."

Food - Fruits

• Cave Banana- "Ashes in one's mouth."
• Lesser Glow Berry- "This one isn't very good."
• Juicy Berries- "Delightfully sweet with a subtle hint of tartness."
• Roasted Juicy Berries- "They're quite delicious, actually."
• Fig- "A fruit for more refined tastes."
• Cooked Fig- "Quite decadent."

Food - Vegetables

• Kelp Fronds- "Can I eat something that's not slimy for once?"
• Cooked Kelp Fronds- "This was not an improvement."
• Dried Kelp Fronds- "Sadly, I've eaten worse out here."
• Stone Fruit- "I'd rather not shatter my teeth on that."
• Ripe Stone Fruit- "It's ripe enough to eat now."
• Cooked Stone Fruit- "It looks almost appetizing."
• Garlic- "I suppose that's why there are no vampires around."
• Roasted Garlic- "I wonder if it still wards away the undead."
• Onion- "It's a pungent onion."
• Roasted Onion- "Take that, onion."
• Pepper- "Looks like the spicy kind."
• Roasted Pepper- "Slightly more exciting than the usual vegetable."
• Potato- "It is in the nightshade family, you know."
• Roasted Potato- "The potato may be eaten now."
• Toma Root- "It's a red, red tomato."
• Roasted Toma Root- "It's a red, red roasted tomato."
• Moon Shroom- "Strange, my eyelids are getting heavy just looking at it."
• Cooked Moon Shroom- "Odd, but not unpleasant."
• Fire Nettle Fronds- "Blasted nettles!"
• Forget-Me-Lots- "Nothing but a common weed."
• Tillweeds- "Nuisance."

Food - Crock Pot

• Fruit Medley- "This would be great with a simple cheese plate."
• Pierogi- "They look superb."
• Powdercake- "What foul manifestation of evil is this?"
• Jellybeans- "I think there's seventeen in there."
• Bone Bouillon- "It's hearty and filling."
• Hot Dragon Chili Salad- "I'll permit him to stay so long as he keeps cooking."
• Fish Cordon Bleu- "At the end of the day, it's still frog."
• Asparagazpacho- "It smells much nicer going in than coming back out."
• Glow Berry Mousse- "What a nice change it is to know someone who cooks."
• Creamy Potato Purée- "I do love mashed potatoes."
• Moqueca- "I've never had it before."
• Grim Galette- "I'm going to have dreams about this pie nightmare."
• Stuffed Pepper Poppers- "Pops right into my mouth!"
• Puffed Potato Soufflé- "It's so delicate."
• Fancy Spiralled Tubers- "What an odd way to serve potatoes."
• Salsa Fresca- "A bit spicy for my delicate palate."
• Volt Goat Chaud-Froid- "Just because I'm old doesn't mean I like gelatin."
• Barnacle Pita- "I suppose I'll eat it if there's nothing else."
• Barnacle Nigiri- "At least it's an attempt at sophistication."
• Barnacle Linguine- "It's surprisingly delicious."
• Stuffed Fish Heads- "I suppose anything is "food" now."
• Leafy Meatloaf- "Exceptionally mediocre."
• Veggie Burger- "How pedestrian."
• Jelly Salad- "I appreciate the attempt at presentation."
• Beefy Greens- "This seems suspect."
• Mushy Cake- "I suppose I've eaten worse."
• Soothing Tea- "I can't even remember the last time I had a decent cup of tea."
• Figatoni- "Exquisite."
• Figkabab- "Pleasantly sweet."
• Fig-Stuffed Trunk- "I hope it was well cleaned before we stuffed the figs inside."
• Figgy Frogwich- "This recipe has legs."
• Bunny Stew- "Good until the last hop."
• Frozen Banana Daiquiri‎- "There are better beverages to make."

Food - Other

• Seeds (specific)- "Such labor is beneath me."
• Toasted Seeds- "Broiled the life out of 'em."
• Rotten Egg- "Disgusting. Why keep this around?"
• Royal Jelly- "Unsettlingly wobbly."
• Moon Moth Wings- "What am I supposed to do with these?"
• Garlic, Onion, Pepper, Potato, and Toma Root Seeds- "Am I supposed to plant these?"
• Milky Whites- "Nauseating. It must still contain some evil energy."

Misc Items

• Blueprint- "I know all about that. I... just forgot."
• Yellow Gem- "I can sense magic in it."
• Green Gem- "Only the nightmare fuel will unlock its true potential."
• Fake Kazoo- "A complete and utter fraud..."
• Frazzled Wires- "I might hide those in WX-78's bedroll if I get bored."
• Second-hand Dentures- "Is that a crack about my age?"
• Webber's Skull- "Reminds me of the good ol' days."
• Spoiled Fish- "How vile."
• Codex Umbra- "The show must go on."
• Abigail's Flower (held)- "Hm? What a familiar presence."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "I can sense strong magic within it."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "This enchantment is not of my doing."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "Whatever it is will be arriving soon."
• Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "I should quit toying with this now."
• Abigail's Flower (ready)- "It demands a sacrifice."
• Lucy the Axe- "Ah. How have you been, Lucy?"
• Blueprint (rare)- "A rare blueprint, indeed."
• Fur Tuft- "Not enough for a rug."
• Sketch- "I'll need somewhere to sculpt it."
• Advert- "What forbidden fishing knowledge do you hold?"
• Ancient Key- "It's strange to see it."
• Shadow Atrium- "A pulse of malice and betrayal beats within."
• Gnomette- "Don't look at me like that."
• Leaky Teacup- "Perhaps I'll invite Ms. Wickerbottom for a nice mandrake tea."
• White and Black Bishop- "Charlie was the only one who ever kept me in check."
• Bent Spork- "The product of a very immature magician, perhaps."
• Toy Trojan Horse- "A metaphor, perhaps."
• Unbalanced Top- "Admittedly, it's difficult to maintain balance when you're on top."
• Back Scratcher- "Eliminates the need for the phrase "You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.""
• Beaten Beater- "I know when I've been beaten."
• Frayed Yarn- "The monster child gets tangled in this frequently."
• Shoe Horn- "I was looking for that."
• White and Black Knight- "Not a pawn, but still a minion."
• Lucky Cat Jar- "It's been beheaded."
• Air Unfreshener- "The strongman's wardrobe is filled to the brim with these, judging from the odor."
• Potato Cup- "This was important to one very specific person once."
• White and Black Rook- "It is still beholden to the king."
• Wire Hanger- "Finally. My suits were getting wrinkles. Wrinkles!"
• Blue Moonlens- "That reminds me, I must practice my cold glare tonight!"
• Green Moonlens- "It's useful for keeping in contact with my... acquaintances."
• Red Moonlens- "Its aura can be felt from anywhere. Quite useful."
• Orange Moonlens- "I have a feeling of being watched, even from a considerable distance away."
• Purple Moonlens- "A decent enough use of the gem's power, I suppose."
• Yellow Moonlens- "A conveniently color-coded place marker."
• Iridescent Gem- "A sizable magic gem."
• Moon Caller's Staff- "The charge has made it incredibly powerful."
• Polar Light- "An impressively condensed point of freezing magic."
• Beach Toy- "I'll cross it off my bucket list."
• Crumpled Package- "There's something inside it."
• Lost Toy- "I'd better leave that be."
• Mourning Glory- "I hope they found peace."
• Message in a Bottle- "Someone sensibly bottled up their feelings and tossed them out to sea."
• Empty Bottle- "It's empty inside."
• Bundle of Thanks- "How... quaint."
• Shell Bell Bundle- "Nautical decor was never my style."
• Tackle Box- "Can I really even call it a "box"?"
• Spectackler Box- "Not the most refined design, but it's functional."
• Fish Food- "Say, that chum doesn't look so good."
• Amberosia- "I'll pass."
• Milkmade Hat- "Do I have no dignity left?"
• Compost- "I'd rather not get my hands dirty."
• Terrarium- "My, this is some strange magic, even for me."
• Terrarium (corrupted)- "The fuel has taken hold."
• Terrarium (activated)- "Its power is coalescing."
• Terrarium (summoning)- "Just what manner of magic is this?!"
• Terrarium (dormant)- "I'd bet it was that insufferable imp who brought it here."
• Terrarium (no boss setting)- "Let it stay banished."

Adventure Mode

• Maxwell Statue- "It seems silly now..."
• Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "I'm... sure I had my reasons when I placed this."

Announcements

• Battlecry (prey)- "Sacrifice yourself for my comfort!"
• Entering darkness- "That smell... both nostalgic and terrifying!"
• Entering light- "Thank goodness for the light."
• Trying to sleep during the day- "I can't sleep during daylight hours."
• Depths Worms are coming- "Oh dear. I know what's making that sound."
• Dropping tool while wet- "Drat."
• Already has Critter- "One pet is enough responsibility."
• Ancient Chest combo failed- "It's deemed me unworthy."
• Ancient Chest combo successful- "Was there ever a doubt?"
• Atrium destabilizing-
  • "Here we go again."
  • "The power's growing."
  • "Dark magics are returning."
• Ruins renewal- "The cycle begins again."
• Battlecry (Deer)- "You do not belong in MY world!"
• Becoming ghost- "oOooooOO!!"
• Beefalo mount health low- "Say, pal, you don't look so good."
• Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "Once again the seat of power is stolen from me!"
• Boat damaged- "We've sprung a leak!"
• Boat sinking- "Oh dear."
• Blueprint already known- "I am far too advanced for this."
• Can't learn blueprint- "There's a lesson to be learned about tampering with secret knowledge."
• Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "I seem to be in the wrong place to use this."
• Can't build Celestial Portal (in Caves)- "It's not going to work in here."
• Can't craft (missing ingredients)- "I don't have everything I need."
• Can't craft (unlearned recipe)- "Don't look at me, I've never made one before in my life."
• Can't craft (needs crafting station)- "I can't make that here, pal."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (generic)- "How could you improve on perfection?"
• Can't change in Wardrobe (on fire)- "Oh. There go all my good pocket squares."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (in use)- "They're in much more dire need of it."
• Cannot construct (occupied)- "I don't like sharing."
• Cannot construct (wrong material)- "That's the wrong part."
• Cannot construct (no materials)- "Well I need something to build with."
• Cannot construct (wrong plans)- "It needs completely different plans."
• Can't cook (in use)- "Hmph. You're adding too much salt."
• Can't fill watering can with ocean water- "Why must the plants be so picky?"
• Can't give Advert to Tackle Receptacle (already known)- "That can already be made here."
• Can't give Sketch to Potter's Wheel (already known)- "That can already be made here."
• Can't groom beefalo (no beefalo)- "I think you're forgetting something, pal..."
• Can't groom beefalo (no hair)- "There's nothing for me to work with."
• Can't place fish on Fish Scale-O-Matic (too small)- "It's not worth my time."
• Can't place oversized crop on Produce Scale (too small)- "This one is insignificant in comparison."
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "That is certainly not for sculpting with."
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "Occupied."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (Ancient Gateway not active)- "It refuses to bend to my will."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (structure wrong)- "The bones were too amateurishly assembled."
• Can't rummage (occupied)- "I'm quite adept at waiting. I've had a lot of practice."
• Can't store (occupied)- "Worry not, pal. I've the patience of a saint."
• Can't rummage and store (Warly-exclusive object)- "I have more important things to do than that."
• Can't shave (someone else's beefalo)- "Let someone else do it."
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (wrong key)- "Blast! Wrong key."
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (Klaus)- "I'll not be done in by an overgrown Krampus."
• Can't write on sign (in use)- "I can wait... it's the courteous thing to do."
• Can't build with encumbering item (wrong piece)- "I could have told you that wouldn't fit."
• Can't place in Moon Stone (not staff)- "Hm. No, that's not right."
• Caught in Binding Roots- "Wretched greenery! Release me at once!"
• Caught in Bone Snare- "How dare you!"
• Sinkhole warning-
  • "My world is crumbling!"
  • "An earthquake!"
  • "I am attacked by my own world!"
• Cave-in warning- "The ceiling is going to collapse!"
• Compass broken- "The compass has fallen to pieces."
• Danger, unable to leave game- "I must be ever vigilant!"
• Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "Say, pal, I don't look so good..."
• Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
  • "I... was a king, you know...!"
  • "I wasn't... built for this..."
  • "This is... peasant... work..."
  • "Huff... huff..."
  • "All my joints... are cracking!"
  • "Oh... my back..."
  • "Reduced... to this..."
  • "How... I've fallen..."
• Failed to lower sail-
  • "Well, that didn't quite work as I planned."
  • "How inconvenient."
  • "Blast it!"
• Failed to read Message in a Bottle- "I'll extract its secrets once I find some suitable lighting."
• Failed to revive Abigail- "I had to try."
• Failed to revive Ghost- "I don't think so. They might still be mad."
• Flare set off by other player- "Am I supposed to come running every time I spot a flare?"
• Ghost sanity drain- "They're whispering through the core of my mind...!"
• Health too low, unable to attune to Meat Effigy- "I must wait and regain my strength."
• Hitting Ancient Fuelweaver's Shadow Shield- "What trickery is this?"
• Klaus enraged- "Time to beat a hasty retreat!"
• Klaus entering second form- "Its true power has been unlocked!"
• Klaus summoning Krampi- "The coward has summoned its minions."
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 1)- "I hear you in there."
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 2)- "I must have your knowledge."
• Mining Inviting Formation (finished)- "A-ha!"
• Mushroom Planter needs Living Log- "A living log would be more suited to this."
• Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "A mushroom would be more suited to this."
• Mushroom Planter won't take Moon Cap- "The blasted thing refuses to grow!"
• Not Gem- "Even The Amazing Maxwell couldn't wring magic from that."
• Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "That would be an amateurish misuse of its magic."
• Not catching fish-
  • "I must exercise patience."
  • "I daresay, this is almost relaxing."
  • "Why won't they take the bait? Perhaps I should offer secret knowledge..."
  • "I am beginning to tire of all this waiting."
• Paying tribute to Antlion-
  • "What a chore."
  • "May this tribute sate the beast."
  • "Does this entertain you, beast?"
• Plant diseased pick warning- "How putrid!"
• Plant diseased dig warning- "That takes care of that."
• Refusing to eat invalid food- "I won't let that anywhere near my mouth."
• Refusing to eat yucky food- "A civilized man does not eat such things."
• Rowing mistimed-
  • "I must time this perfectly if I'm to succeed."
  • "This isn't exactly my forte."
  • "Hmph. Physical labor is more suited to underlings."
• Shadow Thurible out of fuel- "A shame."
• Teleporting with Lazy Deserter- "It's about time."
• Trees petrifying- "Oh, this should be good."
• Trying to fish in ocean with Fishing Rod- "Blast! This is hopeless."
• Trying to fish in pond with Sea Fishing Rod- "I won't use my good fishing rod in this stagnant pond."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, busy)- "When you have a moment."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, dead)- "The dead have no need of such things."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, inventory full)- "No sense giving them more than they can carry."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, sleeping)- "Err... I'll let you rest."
• Unable to receive gift (danger)- "That's a terrible idea right now."
• Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "I'm not opening that on top of this thing."
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (already bath bombed)- "No need to do it twice."
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (glassed over)- "I can't do that while it's covered in moon glass."
• Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "You're kidding right?"
• Washing ashore after abandoning ship- "My suit is drenched in salt water."
• Whirly Fan broken- "There goes my respite."
• Bird summoning limited, numbers high already- "There are plenty of birds here already."
• Unable to summon birds, too many already- "I must wait before I summon the birds again."
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (not Nightmare Fuel)- "Nothing. I wonder how it might respond to the fuel..."
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (dormant)- "There's nothing in there to receive our offering. Yet."
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror arriving- "Oh, what a magnificent horror."
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror leaving- "It'll be back."
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror returning- "I've been awaiting your return. Let's end this."
• Talking to plants-
  • "Here I am, chatting it up with the vegetation."
  • "Grow faster, you blasted thing! There, did that help?"
  • "You know, I ruled over this entire world once. Now I'm talking to a plant."
  • "I feel ridiculous. Is this really supposed to help it grow?"
  • "Say pal, do you like magic tricks? This is one where I talk and you grow."

Skins

• Guest of Honor Set- "I just need to find my beautiful assistant."
• Survivor Set- "Say, pal, I don't look so good."
• Untriumphant Set- "The poor unsuspecting fool has no idea what's coming."
• Halloween Costume Set- "Naughty. Definitely naughty."
• Challenger Set- "I've faced worse ordeals."
• Gladiator Set- "All those who oppose me shall perish!"
• Roseate Set- "The thorned rose cannot help but prick. It is its nature."
• Verdant Set- "There is magic in the trees."
• Culinarian Set- "Everything I make is magnificent."
• Victorian Set- "Hmph."
• Vampiric Set- "I never was one to shy away from theatrics, or a good suit."
• Magmatic Set- "Volcanic power is intoxicating."
• Merrymaker Set- "Hmph. It's cold out."

Removed

• Booster Shot- "I'm supposed to put this filth in my veins?"
• Wardrobe (burnt)- "I'm sufficiently dapper without it."
• Applied Horticulture- "It's not wise to toy with forces beyond your comprehension."
• Mending Tape- "Alas, the wilderness is tough on a tailor made suit."
• Knight Figure (shaking on new moon)- "The pieces are in motion!"
• Queenly Figure (shaking)- "I'm not strong enough for this."
• Winter's Feast Tree- "What a wretched thing."
• Red Pouch- "Why did that bird have this?"
• Billy- "She has no future ahead of her. A shame."
• Safe- "Now for some expert level rummaging."
• Salt Pond- "Brakish." [sic]
• Urn- "It's full of burnt human."
• Oven (held)- "It's a magic oven. For cooking."
• Oven- "This makes things much more convenient."
• Small Grill- "I wish it was bigger."
• Salt Rack (held)- "Just useless sticks unless we assemble it."
• Salt Rack- "Any way to improve the food around here is welcome."
• Goat Milk- "Nothing quite like Mumsy's milk."
• Syrup- "I presume I pour this on something."
• Sapphire Medallion- "I have use for this."
• Burnt Food- "I didn't make that one."
• QUAGMIRE_KINGCRAB_CASTLE- "Ah. A crab of some stature."
• QUAGMIRE_KINGCRAB_CASTLE (unknown)- "Intriging." [sic]
• Diseased Twiggy Tree- "What has brought this blight upon my world?"
• Marble Statue (Vase)- "Hm. Stately."
• Diseased Grass Gekko- "It's sickly and frail."
• Klaus- "Charlie didn't make that one!"
• Boomshroom- "That blewit's gonna blowit!"
• Ghost (failed revival)- "They're beyond my help."
• Wilson (generic)- "Greetings, Mr Higgsbury."
• Wilson (attacker)- "That Wilson seems untrustworthy..."
• Wilson (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
• Wilson (reviver)- "Wilson tethers lost spirits to this world."
• Wilson (reviver)- "%s tethers lost spirits to this world."
• Wilson (ghost)- "Wilson needs heart-shaped assistance."
• Willow (generic)- "Greetings, Ms Willow."
• Willow (attacker)- "That Willow seems untrustworthy..."
• Willow (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
• Willow (reviver)- "Willow tethers lost spirits to this world."
• Willow (ghost)- "Willow needs heart-shaped assistance."
• Wolfgang (generic)- "Greetings, Mr Wolfgang."
• Wolfgang (attacker)- "That Wolfgang seems untrustworthy..."
• Wolfgang (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
• Wolfgang (reviver)- "Wolfgang tethers lost spirits to this world."
• Wolfgang (ghost)- "Wolfgang needs heart-shaped assistance."
• Wendy (generic)- "Greetings, Ms Wendy."
• Wendy (attacker)- "That Wendy seems untrustworthy..."
• Wendy (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
• Wendy (reviver)- "Wendy tethers lost spirits to this world."
• Wendy (ghost)- "Wendy needs heart-shaped assistance."
• WX-78 (generic)- "Greetings, Mx WX-78."
• WX-78 (attacker)- "That WX-78 seems untrustworthy..."
• WX-78 (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
• WX-78 (reviver)- "WX-78 tethers lost spirits to this world."
• WX-78 (ghost)- "WX-78 needs heart-shaped assistance."
• Wickerbottom (generic)- "Greetings, Ms Wickerbottom."
• Wickerbottom (attacker)- "That Wickerbottom seems untrustworthy..."
• Wickerbottom (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
• Wickerbottom (reviver)- "Wickerbottom tethers lost spirits to this world."
• Wickerbottom (ghost)- "Wickerbottom needs heart-shaped assistance."
• Woodie (generic)- "Greetings, Mr Woodie."
• Woodie (attacker)- "That Woodie seems untrustworthy..."
• Woodie (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
• Woodie (reviver)- "Woodie tethers lost spirits to this world."
• Woodie (ghost)- "Woodie needs heart-shaped assistance."
• Wes (generic)- "Greetings, Mr Wes."
• Wes (attacker)- "That Wes seems untrustworthy..."
• Wes (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
• Wes (reviver)- "Wes tethers lost spirits to this world."
• Wes (ghost)- "Wes could use a heart."
• Maxwell (generic)- "Greetings, Other-Maxwell."
• Maxwell (generic)- "Greetings, %s. Pleasure to see you."
• Maxwell (attacker)- "That Maxwell seems untrustworthy..."
• Maxwell (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
• Maxwell (reviver)- "Maxwell tethers lost spirits to this world."
• Maxwell (ghost)- "Maxwell needs heart-shaped assistance."
• Winona (firestarter)- "It's not wise to start factory fires, %s."
• Other player (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
• Frazzled Wires- "I might hide those in the robot's bedroll if I get bored."
• Leaky Teacup- "Perhaps I'll invite the librarian for a nice mandrake tea."
• Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
  • "...Peasant... work..."
• Toadstool escaping- "Now is the time to strike!"
• Toadstool escaped- "It fled back into the earth."

Trivia

• His examination quote for a Broken Terrarium ("Rosebud.") is a reference to Citizen Kane, in which the titular character dies holding a snowglobe and saying the quote. The globe falls to the ground and breaks after his death.
• His quote for an Odd Radio ("At least it's not ragtime.") is a reference to the Gramophone from Adventure Mode, which played ragtime music that he was forced to listen to while trapped on the Nightmare Throne.
• His examination quote for a burnt Potter's Wheel ("To sculpt, to carve, no more.") is a reference to Hamlet's famous soliloquy ("To die, to sleep—No more—and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.")
• His quote for the Candy Corn ("Waxy, just like me.") is a reference to his in-game playable character debug spawn, "Waxwell".
• Maxwell's quote on the Formal Set is a reference to his assistant Charlie.
• His quote for the Broodling implies that he raised the original Dragonfly from childhood.
• His quote for the Survivor Set ("Say, pal, I don't look so good.") is a parody of the line that his NPC self uses to greet other characters at the beginning of a new game in the base game and the Reign of Giants DLC ("Say, pal, you don't look so good...").
• His quote for the Bubble Pipe Carving ("Ceci n'est pas une pipe. Pity.") is a reference to The Treachery of Images, a painting by René Magritte.
• Upon examining the Stagehand, Maxwell will state: "This must be the work of an unseen hand." This may be a reference to the quote "This must be the work of an enemy stand!" originated from Anime/Manga JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
• Maxwell's quote for the electric buff granted by a Volt Goat Chaud-Froid ("Unlimited power!") may be a reference to Palpatine's lines from the sixth Star Wars film, Revenge of the Sith.