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–Warly

"Empty pot, empty heart."

This page lists Warly's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Warly's quotes for items found in Hamlet. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Shears- "Good for cutting hedges and grass."

Lights

• Cork Candle Hat- "Handy for some nighttime cooking."
• Cowl- "Ah, I can see through the eyes of a bat."

Survival

• Bug B'Gone- "This will keep those bugs away from my food."
• Bird Whistle- "I can call the little birdies to me!"

Food

• Sprinkler- "It garnishes the plants with water."

Science

• Smelter- "Doesn't smelt as good as bacon frying."
• Oscillating Fan- "Good ventilation in the kitchen is an must."
• Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "It's run dry."
• Quacken Drill- "It's tres heavy!"

Fight

• Halberd- "I dislike fighting."
• Cork Bat- "It's light enough."
• Weevole Mantle- "It still smells of bug."
• Mant Mask- "The pith has been removed."
• Mant Suit- "There's no meat inside."
• Fancy Helmet- "I prefer a chef hat."
• Tin Suit- "Like an armor made of tin cans."
• Blunderbuss- "The meat is more tender if the death is quick."

Structures

• Cork Barrel- "Pest control."

Refine

• Claw Palm Sapling- "It feeds on fertilizer."

Magic

• Hogus Porkusator- "Could I fry those wings as well?"
• Pugalisk Wand- "It's a refrigeration ray."
• Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "A whole new world of ingredients."
• Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Any good restaurants in there?"
• Living Artifact- "Will it help me be a better cook?"
• Root Trunk- "Mon dieu! What a wonderful time saver!"
• Vortex Cloak- "Marinated in darkness."

Dress

• Gas Mask- "I could use this in the smoke house."
• Pith Hat- "Orange pith?"
• Thunderhat- "Not a chef hat but good for a night out."

Nautical

• Cork Bowl Canoe- "A shaky sea vessel."

​Treasure Hunting

• Disarming Tools- "Disarmingly simple to use."
• Ball Pein Hammer- "This will tenderize the jewels out of statues."
• Gold Pan- "I have better pans."
• Magnifying Glass- "To see the finest details."

​City Planning

• Lamp Post (off)- "What a quaint street lamp."
• Lamp Post (on)- "It's a small comfort."
• Town House- "It's a simple life."
• Town House (burning)- "Fricasseed."
• The Sterling Trough Deli- "Ah. Yes. A restaurant of sorts."
• The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "Mon dieu!"
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "I may want to pick up a thing or two."
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "It's been blackened."
• Curly Tails Mud Spa- "I should pick up few things for kitchen accidents." [sic]
• Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "Looks a little overcooked."
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "I'm saved!"
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "Something smells delicious."
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "Ah! I do need help growing fresh vegetables."
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "A kitchen mishap, mayhaps?"
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "A lot of strange objects in there. None of them food related."
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "It's parboiled."
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "It's full of magic things."
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "A little too well done."
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Battle utensils."
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "Barbequed."
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "I could use a new toque blanche."
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "Charbroiled chapeaus."
• Swinesbury Academy- "I wonder if they have some old recipes in there."
• Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "I prefer to braise rather than barbeque."
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "A place to convert my loose change!"
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "Fricasseed."
• The Tinkerer's Tower- "Recipes for doohickeys."
• The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "Flambe!"
• Swinesbury City Hall- "A place of civic pride."
• Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "C'est horrible."
• My City Hall- "I never thought of a life in politics."
• My City Hall (burning)- "Fricasseed!"
• Security Contract- "A security contract will come in handy."
• Slanty Shanty- "A sweet maison."
• Slanty Shanty (locked)- "Perhaps one day..."
• Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "Did someone leave the oven on?"
• Watch Tower- "That's a tall tower!"
• Watch Tower (burning)- "It's been flambed!"

​Renovate

• House Expansion Permit- "More room to cook."
• Demolition Permit- "A permit to break a few eggs."

Flooring

• Wood Flooring- "Cafe flooring."
• Marble Flooring- "The floor of a high end restaurant."
• Checkered Flooring- "This would do nicely in a diner."
• Slate Flooring- "Perfect for a fancy eatery."
• Sheet Metal Flooring- "Functional flooring for a meat packing place."
• Garden Stone Flooring- "The ground of an outdoor patio."
• Geometric Tiles Flooring and Hexagon Flooring- "Linoleum is quite good for the kitchen."
• Shag Carpet- "Nice and lush."
• Transitional Flooring- "Ah. The unfinished look."
• Wood Panel Flooring- "Wood is always good."
• Herringbone Flooring- "Could be for an outdoor patio."
• Curcy Hoof Flooring- "Make the pigs feel at home."
• Octagon Flooring- "Linoleum is quite good for cleaning up."

Shelves

• Carved Bookshelf- "A place to put cooking instruments."
• Basic Bookshelf, Industrial Shelf, and Floating Shelf- "Palatable."
• Cinderblock Bookshelf, Crates Shelf, and Pallet Shelf- "Tasteless."
• Marble Shelf- "A exquisite place for cookbooks." [sic]
• Glass Shelf, Adjustable Shelf, and Windowed Cabinet- "Luscious."
• Ladder Shelf- "Mellow."
• Hutch Shelf and Hat Tree- "Tasteful."
• Wall Mounted Shelf- "Appetizing."
• A-Frame Shelf- "Savory."
• Fridge- "I like this one very much."
• Pipe Shelf- "Savory."

Plantholders

• Basic Plantholder- "Stark restaurant decor."
• WIP Plantholder- "For the garden."
• Fancy Plantholder- "Pleasant restaurant decor."
• Bonsai Plantholder- "Some choice plants."
• Dishgarden Plantholder- "A fine decorative dish."
• Philodendron Plantholder- "Sweet."
• Orchid Plantholder- "Divine."
• Draceana Plantholder- "Distinctive."
• Xerographica Plantholder- "Lush."
• Birdcage Plantholder- "Enticing."
• Palm Plantholder- "Tasteful."
• ZZ Plantholder- "Luscious."
• Fernstand Plantholder- "Choice."
• Fern Plantholder- "Well-prepared."
• Terrarium Plantholder- "A little oven for the plants."
• Plantpet Plantholder- "Ah... chia seeds!"
• Traps Plantholder- "Mouths to feed!"
• Pitcher Plantholder- "Palatable."
• Marble Plantholder- "Rich!"
• "Character" Tree- "I wish I could feed it something."
• Festive Tree- "Visions of sugarplums are dancing in my head."

Columns

• Planed Wood Column- "Appropriate for the smokehouse."
• Millinery Column- "Scrumptious."
• Round Column- "Delish."
• Lit Marble Column- "Luscious."

Wall Papers

• Wood Paneling- "Quaint walls for a quaint place."
• Checkered Wall Paper- "Diner chic."
• Floral Wall Paper- "Nice restaurant decor."
• Sunflower Wall Paper- "I could see this in a cafe."
• Harlequin Wall Paper- "Fine pub decor."
• Peagawk Wall Paper- "Ah! Magnifique!"
• Orange Wall Paper- "A little vanilla."
• Purple Wall Paper- "Not too fantastic."
• Rope Wall Panneling- "A nautical theme."
• Circle Wall Tiling and Full Wall Moulding- "It will do."
• Marble Wall Tiling- "Would be at home in a nice fancy restaurant."
• Fine Wall Tiling- "Not my choice, but it will do."
• Upholstered Wall- "Soft on the inside."

Ceiling Lights

• Wired Bulb- "Bland."
• Metal Shade Lamp- "Vanilla."
• Chandelier- "Luscious."
• Rope Light- "Tasteless."
• Dual Rope Light- "Flavorless."
• Blown Glass Bulb- "Ambrosial."
• Cherry Lamp Shade- "As sweet as cherry pie!"
• Hanging Blooming Lamp- "Mouth-watering."
• Hanging Floral Lamp- "Palatable."
• Tophat Light and Derby Light- "It's dressed for dinner!"

Wall Decorations

• Photo- "He looks well fed."
• Full Length Mirror- "Mon dieu, I look a sight!"
• Embroidery Hoop- "Well said."
• Mosaic- "A smorgasbord of rocks."
• Wreath- "Fine decoration for a dinner party."
• Axe- "Not the best butchering tool."
• Hunt- "I suppose meat must be gotten somehow."
• Periodic Table- "I prefer the dinner table."
• Gears Art- "Hmm..."
• Cape- "Rather dramatic."
• No Smoking- "Fine decoration for a dinner party."
• Black Cat- "Ah. Le Chat Noir."
• Tasteful Fish Mounting- "I could made so many dishes with that fish." [sic]
• Beefalo Mounting- "Venison?"

Chairs

• Classic Chair- "I wouldn't have to eat standing up!"
• Corner Chair- "A nice cozy chair."
• Bench- "A chair for when company comes over."
• Horned Chair- "Oh fancy!"
• Footrest and Ottoman Chair- "A place to rest your plate."
• Lounge Chair- "For sleeping off a big meal."
• Massager Chair- "I'd rather not."
• Stuffed Chair- "Ah... luxurious."
• Rocking Chair- "Rocking!"
• Fancy Chaise- "I do enjoy a nice chaise lounge."

House Upgrades

• Cottage Kit- "I'll have to build the kitchen."
• Tudor Home Kit- "It'll do."
• Gothic Home Kit- "A home with some flavor."
• Brick Home Kit- "Can I build a brick firing oven too?"
• Turreted Home Kit- "A sensible maison."
• Villa Kit- "I need to build it to throw a dinner party in it."
• Manor Kit- "With a house like this I need a kitchen staff."

Doors

• Hardwood Door- "A taste of oak."
• Stone Archway- "Like entering a traditional stone oven."
• Forest Door- "Organic."
• Wrought Iron Door- "A nice flourish."
• Curtained Door- "Tasteful."
• Industrial Door- "Maybe it leads to an industrial kitchen."
• Round Doorway- "Another mouth to feed!"
• Gothic Door- "Is that gold leaf edible?"

Windows

• Peaked Curtain Window and Large Square Curtain Window- "A fine window."
• Round Burlap Window- "I'll have to change it later."
• Peaked Window- "Some sun."
• Square Window and Tall Window- "Lets in lots of sun."
• Tall Curtain Window- "Yummy."
• Greenhouse Wall- "If only I could grow greenhouse fresh produce."

Rugs

• Eye Rug- "Gives me the creeps."
• Square Throw Rug, Octagon Rug, Rubbermat Rug, and Metal Rug- "Palatable."
• Oval Rug- "Heavenly."
• Large Rug and Nailbed Rug- "Piquant."
• Fur Throw Rug- "Unsavory."
• Hedgehog Rug- "Sweet!"
• Porcupus Rug and Web Rug- "Tacky."
• Hoofprint Rug- "Savory."
• Swirl Rug- "Sweet."
• Catcoon Rug and Soccer Rug- "Tasteful."
• Wormhole Rug- "Pungent."
• Braid Rug- "Appetizing."
• Beard Rug- "Unappetizing."
• Crime Rug- "Spicy."

Lamps

• Fringe Lamp- "Appetizing."
• Stainglass Lamp- "Delightful."
• Downbridge Lamp- "Delectable."
• Dual Embroidered Lamp, Dual Fringes Lamp, and Dual Upturn Lamp- "Perfectly paired."
• Ceramic Lamp- "Rich!"
• Glass Lamp- "Spicy!"
• Candelabra Lamp- "Ambrosial."
• Elizabethan Lamp- "Luscious!"
• Gothic Lamp- "Piquant!"
• Orb Lamp- "Sweet!"
• Bellshade Lamp- "Enticing."
• Crystals Lamp- "Sparkling."
• Upturn Lamp- "Scrumptious."
• Spool Lamp- "Bland."
• Edison Lamp- "Flavorless."
• Adjustable Lamp- "Delish!"
• Right Angle Lamp- "Distinctive!"
• Fancy Lamp- "Luscious."

Tables

• Round Table- "I could eat on that!"
• Hard Wood Desk- "I suppose it could double as a dining table."
• DIY Table- "Not very fancy."
• College Table- "Flavorless."
• Crate Table- "Reminds me of my culinary school days."
• Chess Table- "One could eat off it, I suppose."

Nature - Plants

• Claw Palm Tree- "A bit grotesque."
• Cork- "If only there were a wine bottle to put this in."
• Rainforest Tree- "I hope there are mango trees here."
• Rainforest Tree (burning)- "Perhaps I could smoke a nice cutlet on it?"
• Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "A little too crispy for my taste."
• Rainforest Tree (stump)- "Sacrificed for a barbeque pit."
• Sick Rainforest Tree- "It's spoiled."
• Cocooned Tree- "Those strange monkeys must hang out here."
• Jungle Burr- "A tiny seed inside."
• Rainforest Tree Sapling- "
• Tea Tree- "I could to so many things with tea tree leaves."
• Seed Pod- "More useful as medicine than in my recipe."
• Tea Tree Sapling- "Keep growing. You'll get there."
• Tuber Tree- "I do like tubers."
• Tall Grass- "Too long to cut it with my hands."
• Tall Grass (cut)- "It will have to grow back."
• Tall Grass (burning)- "Smells like a cookout!"
• Exotic Flower- "Edible? Perhaps not."
• Aloe (planted)- "A plant of many uses. And recipes."
• Asparagus (planted)- "I should snatch those up."
• Radish (planted)- "What ravishing radishes!"
• Nettle Vine- "Ah. Smells like eucalyptus."
• Nettle Vine (picked)- "I do hope it grows back."
• Nettle Vine (withered)- "The soil is over-cooking it."
• Nettle Vine (moist)- "Ah, it's keeps moist with a marinade."
• Nettle Plant (held)- "I'll find somewhere to plant this."
• Bramble- "Watch those thorns!"
• Bramble Bloom- "It would make a beautiful centerpiece."
• Hanging Vine- "How eerie."
• Great Leafy Stalk- "What a marvel."
• Lotus Plant- "Mmm, lotus root..."
• Lily Pad- "I doubt it has much flavor."
• Reeds (water)- "I can think of plenty of uses for those."
• Lawn Decoration- "How charming!"
• Lawn Decoration (burning)- "A fine place for a barbeque."
• Lawn Decoration (burnt)- "It's been deep fried."
• Hedge- "It's a hedge."
• Hedge (untrimmed)- "I could shave it like a carrot."
• Hedge (burning)- "Why would anyone flambe a bush?"
• Hedge (burnt)- "A touch overdone."
• Intricate Topiary- "Very impressive."
• Magic Flower- "It looks hungry."
• Weathered Branch- "A barbeque spit."
• Weathered Shrub- "Pity there are no berries on it."
• Weathered Stick- "A fine stick."
• Weathered Tree- "Strange place for a tree."
• Weathered Trunk- "Mon dieu!"

Nature - Objects

• Stone Slab- "There may be some protein under there."
• Dung Pile- "The smell is so strong I can taste it."
• Dung Pile (picked)- "That was not food safe."
• Dung Ball- "Non."
• Thundernest- "Any eggs in there?"
• Iron Hulk (head)- "I hope he stays asleep."
• Iron Hulk (hand)- "I'm staying away from that guy."
• Iron Hulk (ribs)- "Not sure those ribs are good for BBQing."
• Iron Hulk (foot)- "Could I serve it up with roast potatoes?"
• Large Iron Hulk (partially assembled)- "Perhaps it would be best if I left it unfinished."
• Iron Ore- "I wonder what I could cook up with this."
• Sparkling Pool- "It's been seasoned with gold."
• Gold Dust- "Perhaps that nosey fellow would like to eat this."
• Gnat Mound- "I'd rather have a mound of chocolate."
• Farm House- "Farm fresh."
• Farm House (burning)- "A little too well-done!"
• Quarry Lodgings- "Mining is a dangerous job."
• Quarry Lodgings (burning)- "Blackened!"
• Secret Bandit Camp- "I've found it!"
• Cave Cleft- "Not the best place to hide, I think."
• Ruinous Entrance- "
• Mandrake Hill- "Those deafening root vegetables live in there."
• Mant Hill- "I could take a peek inside."
• Crumbling Brazier- "A fine place for a light."
• Crumbling Visage- "I suppose pigs lived here once."
• Ancient Wall- "A sturdy enough wall."
• Fountain of Youth- "Locally sourced water, free of impurities."
• Ominous Carving- "I'm getting a bad feeling about that."
• Teetering Pillar- "Not very hearty."
• Deflated Balloon- "Ah. It's like a fallen cake."
• Wicker Basket- "I wish it was a picnic basket."
• Monogrammed Luggage A- "Useless now, I'm afraid."
• Monogrammed Luggage B- "Not even worth picking up."
• Useless Flags- "Looks like somebody had a party here."
• Bag of Sand- "I'll leave that where it is."
• Petrified Egg (1)- "Was somebody making an omelet?"
• Petrified Egg (2)- "Shame the yolk is missing."
• Petrified Egg (3)- "There's no meat in there."
• Petrified Egg (4)- "Mon dieu!"
• Rusty Lamp- "Not working."
• Weathered House- "'Allo?"
• Stone Thing- "It leads somewhere. And that is what I am afraid of."
• Lever Thing- "Definitely for a cranking action of some kind."
• Rock Thing- "'This' likely connects to a 'that.'"
• Relic Thing- "This, I do not even..."
• Iron Thing- "One ring to teleport them all!"

Nature - Caves

• Spooky Hole- "Ugh. Not very aromatic."
• Unimportant Rock Pillar- "Sturdy."

Nature - Ruinous Caves

• A Smashing Pot- "A fragile pot."
• Dart Trap- "Those look old."
• Nasty Spear Trap- "Why are there little holes in the ground?"
• File:Busted Spear Trap.pngBusted Spear Trap- "Safe at last."
• Tempting Idol- "
• Unimportant Pillar- "Sturdy."
• Vines- "
• Wall Brazier- "
• Wishing Well- "Does Lady Luck smile upon me today?"
• End's Well- "This water is not food safe."
• Aporkalypse Calendar- "Like the knobs on a stove, it must be turned just right."

Nature - Mant Hill

• Antcomb Home- "Full of those ant guys."
• Honey Chest- "A honey maker!"
• Lamp- "Can I harvest any honey from that?"
• Mant Warrior Egg- "Mant omelet, perhaps?"
• Stalacmite Throne- "There are many cherries hidden in that fruit salad."

Nature - Palace

• Palace- "I wonder what the kitchen is like."
• Royal Gallery Exhibit- "Like fine wine, it is to be admired behind glass."

Turfs

• All Turfs- "It's like an ingredient for the ground."

Mobs - Monsters

• Ancient Spirit- "I've no quarrel with the dead."
• Giant Grub- "I could make it more palatable if I could mash it into a paste."
• Gnat Swarm- "The bugs are really bad around here."
• Hanging Vine- "How eerie."
• Mant Warrior- "I want no trouble, mon amie!"
• Masked Pig- "Mon dieu! He's after my coin!"
• Swashy Hat- "A mysterious hat."
• Bandit Stash Map- "Like a map to the cherries in a fruit salad."
• Poison Dartfrog- "A beautiful species!"
• Rabid Beetle- "It is like me when I am hungry."
• Rabid Beetle (sleeping)- "What a curious way to sleep!"
• Rabid Beetle (dead)- "A shame. Not even edible."
• Scorpion- "Fried scorpion? Too dangerous."
• Scorpion (sleeping)- "Currently harmless."
• Scorpion (dead)- "Such senseless violence."
• Snaptooth Seedling- "I'm not plant food!"
• Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "I don't want to wake it."
• Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "If only it were edible..."
• Snaptooth Flytrap- "Oh my, what big teeth you have."
• Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "Now is a good time to sneak past."
• Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "I can't say I'm sad about this."
• Spider Monkey- "I've no interest in monkey business."
• Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "
• Spider Monkey (dead)- "
• Vampire Bat- "I assure you, I taste horrible!"
• Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "Peaceful for now."
• Vampire Bat (dead)- "It has met its untimely end."
• Pig Skin?- "Is it from a bat or a pig?"
• Viper- "Yeeouch. I'll keep away from him."
• Weevole- "Shoo! Go away!"
• Weevole Carapace- "The crust of a bug."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Elder Mandrake- "Loud root vegetable."
• Hippopotamoose- "Those horns would make great roasting spits."
• Hippopotamoose Antler- "It's too bad I couldn't use this to roast wieners on."
• Mant- "Let's break bread, friend."
• Mant (sleeping)- "Good night, mon amie."
• Mant (dead)- "He's met an untimely end."
• Platapine- "He could skewer me!"
• Platapine (sleeping)- "I'll just sneak by..."
• Platapine (dead)- "The other white meat."
• Platapine Quill- "It's sharp!"
• Pog- "Great for feeding my kitchen scraps!"
• Pog (follower)- "Mon petit chou."
• Pog (sleeping)- "Au revoir."
• Pog (Aporkalypse)- "I suppose this happens when you feed the wildlife."
• Royal Guard- "I'm not looking for trouble, mon amie."
• Royal Guard (sleeping)- "Sleep well, mon amie."
• Royal Guard (palace variant)- "I hope he doesn't guess how much I like roast pig."
• Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "I'll just sneak by."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Banker- "I was never one for investment."
• Banker (sleeping)- "Stewing in his own dreams."
• Beautician- "Anything for kitchen burns?"
• Beautician (sleeping)- "A yogurt night mask might do you good."
• Collector- "Any rare delicacies for sale?"
• Collector (sleeping)- "I'm afraid I'll have to wait until after his nap."
• Erudite- "A few magical items might spice up a meal."
• Erudite (sleeping)- "I wish her magical dreams."
• Farmer- "Doing good work, mon amie."
• Farmer (sleeping)- "Early to bed, early to rise..."
• Florist- "Let's make arrangements."
• Florist (sleeping)- "May your dreams be as sweet as cherry ice cream."
• Hatmaker- "What a fine hat you have!"
• Hatmaker (sleeping)- "In a slumber."
• Hunter- "I'm not a fan of your wares."
• Hunter (sleeping)- "I don't want to wake him."
• Mayor Truffleston- "You know, you might benefit from a nice farmer's market here."
• Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "I too get drowsy after a good meal."
• Miner- "Be safe, mon amie."
• Miner (sleeping)- "Reward for a long day's work."
• Professor- "You look like you've enjoyed many a fine meal."
• Professor (sleeping)- "Sleep well, Monsieur."
• Pig Queen- "What feasts she must have..."
• Shopkeep- "Greetings!"
• Shopkeep (sleeping)- "I can't help but think he'd look good in a nice glaze..." [sic]
• Usher- "Ah! Someone to appreciate my baking!"
• Usher (sleeping)- "I wish him only the sweetest dreams."
• Worker- "Not the "fixin's" I'm used to, but handy nonetheless."
• Worker (sleeping)- "Dozing."
• Kingfisher- "The beak would be excellent for spearing food."
• Kingfisher (sleeping)- "In a food coma, perhaps."
• Kingfisher (dead)- "A shame it died so young."
• Parrot- "Hello Polly!"
• Parrot (sleeping)- "It's just resting."
• Parrot (dead)- "Demised."
• Pigeon- "Pigeon pie? No, perhaps not."
• Pigeon (sleeping)- "Perhaps a feast of seeds has worn it out."
• Pigeon (dead)- "Squab?"
• Dung Beetle- "Not how I would spend my days."
• Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "She's fallen."
• Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "Dormez bien, mon amie."
• Dung Beetle (dead)- "Such is life."
• Glowfly- "Light the way, mon amie."
• Glowfly (sleeping)- "May your dreams be full of light."
• Glowfly (dead)- "Such a shame. And not even edible."
• Glowfly (cocoon)- "It's wrapped itself like a cabbage roll."
• Pangolden- "Already has a nice golden braise."
• Peagawk- "Those feathers would make a nice table centerpiece."
• Peagawk (hiding)- "It's a bright blue bush."
• Peagawk (sleeping)- "Those eyes are unnerving."
• Peagawk (dead)- "A pointless death."
• Peagawk Plume- "It's quite soft."
• Piko- "Bonjour, mon amie."
• Piko (sleeping)- "Dreaming of nuts, no doubt."
• Piko (dead)- "An unfortunate end."
• Orange Piko- "I prefer English Breakfast."
• Thunderbird- "I don't want any trouble."
• Thunder Feather- "A nice ingredient for a hat."

Mobs - Bosses

• Pugalisk- "Pardon me, Monsieur."
• Snake Bone- "Bones always make for a good broth."
• Petrifying Bones- "I can't roast this marrow."
• Pugalisk Skull- "I won't use this for soup."
• Queen Womant- "I have no grief with you, madam."
• Royal Crown- "I have no desire to be a leader."
• Ancient Herald- "Mon dieu! He is frightening."
• Dark Tatters- "Not a fan of the dark motif but it may prove useful."
• Large Iron Hulk- "Must be hungry after that long sleep."
• Infused Iron- "Iron marinated in magic."

Mobs - Other

• Maxameleon- "Where'd he go?"
• BFB (head)- "That's three mouths to feed!"
• BFB (leg)- "Chicken legs for days!"
• BFB (tail)- "Think of the rump roast I could make!"

Food - Meats

• Poison Dartfrog Legs- "It be best to cook these before eating."
• Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "Should I risk eating these now?"
• Gummy Slug- "Pre-shelled escargot!"
• Cooked Gummy Slug- "Not so great without garlic butter."

Food - Vegetables

• Aloe- "Perhaps there's a drink I put this into."
• Cooked Aloe- "I can add this to something."
• Asparagus- "Sparrow grass!"
• Cooked Asparagus- "Roasted asparagus. What a treat!"
• Bean Bugs- "Jumping jelly beans!"
• Cooked Bean Bugs- "Ugh. Does not look appetizing."
• Lotus Flower- "I should cook something up with this."
• Cooked Lotus Root- "A fine delicacy!"
• Nettle- "Great for clearing the sinuses!"
• Radish- "I'm thinking a nice summer salad..."
• Cooked Radish- "Roasted with a touch of olive oil."
• Tuber- "Ah. It is not ripe yet."
• Fried Tuber- "Not my best work."
• Blooming Tuber- "The perfect ripeness."
• Fried Blooming Tuber- "Something I just whipped up."

Food - Crock Pot

• Asparagus Soup- "Ah, a special dish."
• Feijoada- "I've had to improvise."
• Gummy Cake- "A little chewier than I normally like."
• Hard Shell Tacos- "I make do with the ingredients at hand."
• Iced Tea- "Ah. Refreshing."
• Nettle Rolls- "Food with medicinal properties."
• Snake Bone Soup- "A slight variation on a cherished recipe."
• Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "Add a little spice."
• Steamed Ham Sandwich- "Tastes like fast food."
• Tea- "Tea! Oh how I missed you!"

Food - Other

• Clippings- "These might be good in a salad."
• Cooked Seed Pod- "Not the finest of fine foods."
• Flytrap Stalk- "Possesses a flavor reminiscent of artichoke hearts."
• Nectar- "The ingredients for honey making."
• Magic Water- "The water of life."
• Aloe Seeds- "Ah, a fine addition to any garden."
• Asparagus Seeds- "This will grow some nice fresh vegetables."
• Radish Seeds- "Nice fresh vegetables for a salad."

Misc Items

• Oinc- "I can purchase fresh groceries with this."
• Tenpiece Oinc- "Only the finest to eat tonight!"
• Centapiece Oinc- "Mon dieu! Think of the groceries this could buy!"
• Executive Hammer- "Like a lobster cracker, but for a city."
• Lost Idol- "What strange textures."
• Lost Totem- "An odd little fellow."
• Relic Fragment- "I bet it picks up all sorts of aromas."
• The Blue Sow- "This would make a pretty centerpiece."
• The Jeweled Truffle- "If only it were a real truffle."
• Pherostone- "I always wanted to learn another language."
• Alloy- "Metal cooked well done."
• Chitin- "Completely inedible."
• Stalking Stick- "I'm out to forage!"
• Deed of home ownership- "I'll only need the kitchen."
• Regal Scepter- "I don't think I'm cut out for royalty."
• Royal Gallery Key- "It must unlock something."
• Key to the City- "I shall make a whole city of delicatessen!"
• Queen Malfalfa- "A centerpiece?"
• Post Card of the Royal Palace- "Perhaps it can be used as a placemat."
• Can of Silly String- "Is this really so precious?"
• Noxious Cloud- "Mon dieu! A poisonous cloud!"

Announcements

• Can't buy item (generic)- "Oh. Can't buy that."
• Can't buy item (not enough money)- "I can't afford that."
• Cannot enter building (locked)- "Perhaps there is a way to unlock it."
• Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "I don't recognize this place."
• Coughing- "Hack! Cough! Smells like gas!"
• Digging in Dung Pile-
  • "Blech!"
  • "Blagh!"
  • "Beurk!"
• Fog coming- "
• Hay Fever starting- "Ugh! My allergies!"
• Hay Fever ending- "I think... my nose has cleared!"
• Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
  • "If only I had a shell cracker!"
  • "Won't break there."
  • "I need to find a weak spot."
• Putting on Living Artifact- "Eat your heart out!"
• Sneezing- "Atchoum!"
• Vampire Bats are coming- "Agh! Bats!"

Removed

• Cork Barrel- "I could certainly use it."
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "I may want to pick up a thing or two."
• Royal Guard- "I'm not looking for trouble, friend."
• Beautician- "Makeup is like garnish for the face."
• Collector- "Do you have any rare delicacies for sale?"
• Farmer- "You're doing good work, mon amie."
• Mayor Truffleston- "You know, your township might benefit from a nice farmer's market."
• Pig Queen- "What feasts she must see."

Trivia

• His quotes for Dogfish, Coral Larva, Glowfly, and Piko contain French spelling errors. In French, writing "amie" with an "e" at the end of the word means that you specifically refer to a woman/girl. In addition, regarding the Coral Larva, the expression "mon petit" clearly refers to masculine/neutral gender, otherwise it would be "ma petite".
• His quote while sneezing ("Atchoum!") is the French onomatopoeia for sneezing.