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“Everything dies.”
File:Wendy talking.png
That's my twin sister, Abigail.
This page lists Wendy's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.
Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wendy's quotes for items found in Hamlet. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.
Tools
Shears- "Can it shear my heart?"
Lights
Cork Candle Hat- "Only Abigail can light up my life."
Cowl- "Peers into the darkness."
Survival
Bug B'Gone- "For murdering bugs."
Bird Whistle- "Do you enjoy the wistful sound of bird song, Abigail?"
Food
Sprinkler- "It cannot water my parched soul."
Science
Smelter- "It blazes with more passion than I know."
Oscillating Fan- "Alas the relief it brings is only temporary."
Fight
Halberd- "A terrible weapon for a terrible world."
Cork Bat- "Another instrument of death."
Weevole Mantle- "Something died so that this armor may exist."
Mant Mask- "The mind that dwelt within is long gone."
Mant Suit- "As hollow as my heart."
Fancy Helmet- "It'll protect my head but not my heart."
Tin Suit- "Like a metal coffin that keeps me alive."
Blunderbuss- "An instrument of death."
Structures
Cork Barrel- "Can I fill it with my soul?"
Refine
Claw Palm Sapling- "It never gets any better than this, tree."
Magic
Hogus Porkusator- "More forgotten knowlege."
Pugalisk Wand- "It penetrates into the soul."
Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "Another world, another hardship."- Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Shall I leave this mortal coil?"
Living Artifact- "A death machine has been given life."
Root Trunk- "Saves my possessions. But it can't save my heart."
Vortex Cloak- "The depths of its darkness is unending."
Dress
Gas Mask- "It keeps out the gas, but not the despair."
Pith Hat- "As hard as my existence."
Thunderhat- "Pretty."
Nautical
Cork Bowl Canoe- "I only hope when it sinks, the end will be quick."
Treasure Hunting
Disarming Tools- "I can outsmart the death traps!"
Ball Pein Hammer- "For delicate smashing."
Gold Pan- "Offers too much hope."
Magnifying Glass- "For a closer look at life's horrors."
City Planning
Lamp Post (off)- "A place to hold light."- Lamp Post (on)- "It cannot ward off the darkness forever."
Town House- "Shelter won't save you from death."- Town House (burning)- "Destruction wins again."
The Sterling Trough Deli- "Food for my belly, but not my soul."- The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "That was inevitable."
Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "Contains things to sustain this empty life."- Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Meeting its inevitable demise."
Curly Tails Mud Spa- "It brings me no comfort."- Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "(sigh) Of course."
Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "Could these goods fill the emptiness within me?"- Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "Nothing lasts forever."
Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "Plants wither and die too."- Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "It is consumed by the flame."
'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "I myself am an oddity."- 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "It was bound to happen."
The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Can any of this magic bring back Abigail?"- The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "Alas, it was inevitable."
The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Agents of death."- The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "Live by the sword, die by the flame."
The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "Hats cannot cure my melancholy."- The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "I'm not surprised."
Swinesbury Academy- "A monument to things long dead."- Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "Everything burns."
Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "A fruitless attempt to make change in this world."- Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "Inevitable."
The Tinkerer's Tower- "Everything I build will be destroyed one day."- The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "Inevitable."
Swinesbury City Hall- "Power corrupts."- Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "Civil disobedience."
My City Hall- "Power has corrupted me."- My City Hall (burning)- "Of course."
Security Contract- "I can now hire protection, but why bother."
Slanty Shanty- "All life is transitory."- Slanty Shanty (owned)- "Why bother with a permanent home?"
- Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "All things must come to an end."
Watch Tower- "I bet one could see impending doom from there."- Watch Tower (burning)- "Life is hopeless."
Renovate
House Expansion Permit- "Now I can build a mourning room."
Demolition Permit- "Why bother building in the first place?"
Flooring
Wood Flooring and Wood Panel Flooring- "Hard wood for a hard life."
Marble Flooring, Checkered Flooring, Slate Flooring, Sheet Metal Flooring, Garden Stone Flooring, Geometric Tiles Flooring, Herringbone Flooring, Hexagon Flooring, Curvy Hoof Flooring, and Octagon Flooring- "Ornamentation is pointless."
Shag Carpet- "Soft floor is pointless."
Transitional Flooring- "What's the point of finishing this."
Shelves
Carved Bookshelf, Basic Bookshelf, Marble Shelf, Windowed Cabinet, Hutch Shelf, Adjustable Shelf, Wall Mounted Shelf, A-Frame Shelf, Pipe Shelf, and Hat Tree- "Pointless."
Cinderblock Bookshelf, Ladder Shelf, Industrial Shelf, Crates Shelf, and Pallet Shelf- "Pointless and ugly."
Glass Shelf- "Pointless and fragile."
Fridge- "Pointless and confusing."
Floating Shelf- "Pointless and slanted."
Plantholders
Basic Plantholder, WIP Plantholder, Fancy Plantholder, Bonsai Plantholder, Dishgarden Plantholder, Philodendron Plantholder, Orchid Plantholder, Draceana Plantholder, Xerographica Plantholder, Birdcage Plantholder, Palm Plantholder, ZZ Plantholder, Fernstand Plantholder, Fern Plantholder, Terrarium Plantholder, Plantpet Plantholder, Traps Plantholder, Pitcher Plantholder, and Marble Plantholder- "Ornamentation is pointless."
"Character" Tree- "(sigh) I know how you feel."
Festive Tree- "A reminder of how much joy I don't feel."
Columns
Planed Wood Column, Millinery Column, Round Column, and Lit Marble Column- "Stability is an illusion."
Wall Papers
Wood Paneling- "Another wall in my life."
Checkered Wall Paper, Floral Wall Paper, Sunflower Wall Paper, Harlequin Wall Paper, Peagawk Wall Paper, Rope Wall Panneling, Circle Wall Tiling, Marble Wall Tiling, Fine Wall Tiling, Full Wall Moulding, and Upholstered Wall- "Ornamentation is pointless."
Orange Wall Paper and Purple Wall Paper- "Boring. Like life without Abigail."
Ceiling Lights
Wired Bulb, Metal Shade Lamp, Chandelier, Rope Light, Dual Rope Light, Blown Glass Bulb, Cherry Lamp Shade, Hanging Blooming Lamp, and Hanging Floral Lamp- "A futile attempt to battle the darkness."
Tophat Light and Derby Light- "A futile attempt to dress up."
Wall Decorations
Photo- "He'll die soon too."
Full Length Mirror- "It reflects the darkness in my heart."
Embroidery Hoop- "Sentiment is pointless."
Mosaic- "No amount of decoration will brighten my life."
Wreath- "Decoration is pointless."
Axe- "Could it cleave my heart in two?"
Hunt- "Instruments of death."
Periodic Table- "Information is pointless."
Gears Art- "It doesn't work."
Cape- "Dramatic apparel is pointless."
No Smoking- "Smoking hastens death."
Black Cat- "Black, like my heart."
Tasteful Fish Mounting- "A celebration of death."
Beefalo Mounting- "A death souvenir."
Chairs
Classic Chair, Corner Chair, Bench, Horned Chair, Lounge Chair, Stuffed Chair, Rocking Chair, and Fancy Chaise- "A place to sit and contemplate my demise."
Footrest and Ottoman Chair- "A place for weary bones."- Massager Chair- "Perfect."
House Upgrades
Cottage Kit- "Materials for a delusion."
Tudor Home Kit- "Ingredients for an empty life."
Gothic Home Kit- "A house to remind me of death."
Brick Home Kit- "Heavy, like my heart."
Turreted Home Kit- "Why bother?"
Villa Kit- "My home is with Abigail."
Manor Kit- "An exercise in futility."
Doors
Hardwood Door, Stone Archway, Forest Door, Wrought Iron Door, Curtained Door, Industrial Door, Round Doorway, and Gothic Door- "Only leads to disappointment."
Windows
Peaked Curtain Window, Round Burlap Window, Peaked Window, Square Window, Tall Window, Large Square Curtain Window, and Tall Curtain Window- "A reminder of the outside."
Greenhouse Wall- "I prefer the dark and windowless depths of my soul."
Rugs
Eye Rug- "Does nothing to reassure me."
Square Throw Rug, Oval Rug, Large Rug, Hedgehog Rug, Hoofprint Rug, Octagon Rug, Swirl Rug, Rubbermat Rug, Braid Rug, and Soccer Rug- "Ornamentation is pointless."
Fur Throw Rug, Porcupus Rug, Catcoon Rug, and Crime Rug- "Death becomes decoration."
Web Rug, Wormhole Rug, and Nailbed Rug- "Does nothing to reassure me."
Metal Rug- "Hard. Like life."
Beard Rug- "Ew."
Lamps
Fringe Lamp, Downbridge Lamp, Dual Embroidered Lamp, Ceramic Lamp, Glass Lamp, Dual Fringes Lamp, Candelabra Lamp, Elizabethan Lamp, Gothic Lamp, Orb Lamp, Bellshade Lamp, Crystals Lamp, Upturn Lamp, Dual Upturn Lamp, Spool Lamp, Edison Lamp, Adjustable Lamp, Right Angle Lamp, and Fancy Lamp- "A futile attempt to battle the darkness."
Stainglass Lamp- "Fragile. Like life."
Tables
Round Table, Hard Wood Desk, DIY Table, and College Table- "Ornamentation is pointless."
Crate Table- "Can I put my worries in there?"
Chess Table- "Games are pointless."
Nature - Plants
Claw Palm Tree- "It claws at life."
Cork- "It floats. Like a dead body."
Rainforest Tree- "A tree."- Rainforest Tree (burning)- "It's facing its own mortality."
Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "Expired."
Rainforest Tree (stump)- "A tree no more."
Sick Rainforest Tree- "It rots from within and without."
Cocooned Tree- "Evil dwells inside."
Jungle Burr- "As tenacious as my melancholy."
Rainforest Tree Sapling- "Not long for this world."
Tea Tree- "I can sit under it and contemplate life's futility."
Seed Pod- "Makes life barely more livable in allergy season."
Tea Tree Sapling- "Ah, to be young and full of promise."
Tuber Tree- "An axe won't kill it."
Tall Grass- "Alas, I'm too weak to pick it."- Tall Grass (cut)- "All things end."
- Tall Grass (burning)- "Death comes to everything."
Exotic Flower- "It, too, will wither one day."
Aloe (planted)- "What is that doing here?"
Asparagus (planted)- "I should rip those out of the ground."
Radish (planted)- "I feel like hiding in the ground, too."
Nettle Vine- "This smells pharmaceutical."- Nettle Vine (picked)- "Empty. Like my life."
Nettle Vine (withered)- "This soil withered its soul."- Nettle Vine (moist)- "I wish water brought me that much happiness."
Nettle Plant (held)- "Planting it would prolong its life."
Bramble- "Thorny and painful, like life."
Bramble Bloom- "Beauty surrounded by pain and suffering."
Hanging Vine- "The jungle's noose."
Great Leafy Stalk- "Ancient, and full of life."
Lotus Plant- "It flourishes on the waves of sorrow."
Lily Pad- "How calm it looks upon the water."
Reeds (Water)- "Reeds that grow drowning in the swamps of life."
Lawn Decoration- "Decorum is only a mask."- Lawn Decoration (burning)- "Inevitable."
- Lawn Decoration (burnt)- "For the best."
Hedge- "May I get lost within and never return."
Hedge (untrimmed)- "I could probably shave that."- Hedge (burning)- "It's consumed in flames."
- Hedge (burnt)- "Naught but a burned out husk."
Intricate Topiary- "It lends a false air of civility."
Magic Flower- "It longs for another life."
Weathered Branch- "Weathered, like my soul."
Weathered Shrub- "I believe it is an imposter."
Weathered Stick- "It has endured hardship."
Weathered Tree- "More industrious than me."
Weathered Trunk- "Broken, like my soul."
Nature - Objects
Stone Slab- "If only I could hide under a rock."
Dung Pile- "There's dreadfulness everywhere."- Dung Pile (picked)- "That was... unpleasant."
Dung Ball- "Grotesque."
Thundernest- "It may comfort something but it doesn't comfort me."
Iron Hulk (head)- "Headed to death, like all of us."
Iron Hulk (arm)- "It clutches at my heart."
Iron Hulk (ribcage)- "An undead instrument of death."
Iron Hulk (foot)- "A death stomper."- Large Iron Hulk (partially assembled)- "It lays half-dead."
Iron Ore- "Iron. Like my heart."
Sparkling Pool- "Contains unreachable shiny things."
Gold Dust- "Death is not sparkly."
Gnat Mound- "They're building their own doom."
Farm House- "I wish I could be happy with a pastoral existence."- File:Farm House Burnt.pngFarm House (burning)- "Doomed."
- Quarry Lodgings- "A home for otherworldly creatures."
- File:Quarry Lodgings Burnt.pngQuarry Lodgings (burning)- "(sigh) Beautiful destruction."
Secret Bandit Camp- "Sigh. I suppose I should dig it up."
Cave Cleft- "The maw of death itself."- Ruinous Entrance- "It descends into the earth."
Mandrake Hill- "Abigail lives in the ground too."
Mant Hill- "Shall I descend into the earth?"
Crumbling Brazier- "It cannot keep out the darkness forever."- Crumbling Visage- "Whoever built it has long gone."
Ancient Wall- "A wall."
Fountain of Youth- "Why would I want to prolong my life?"
Ominous Carving- "There's nothing more ominous than death."- Teetering Pillar- "It's fragile, like life."
Deflated Balloon- "Everything dies."
Wicker Basket- "It died too young."
Monogrammed Luggage A- "It would only be a burden."
Monogrammed Luggage B- "Sigh. Another burden."
Useless Flags- "Of no use to me."
Bag of Sand- "It's too heavy."
Petrified Egg (1)- "Broken, like my soul."
Petrified Egg (2)- "Whatever hatched from it, is probably dead by now."
Petrified Egg (3)- "Why bother hatching?"
Petrified Egg (4)- "Fragile, like my soul."
Rusty Lamp- "Rusted, like my soul."
Weathered House- "An empty house. How apropos."
Stone Thing- "It feels incomplete. Like life without Abigail."
Lever Thing- "Can only lead to trouble."
Rock Thing- "Has the look of something lost to time."
Relic Thing- "It speaks to our soul."
Iron Thing- "The piece of a horrible whole."
Nature - Caves
Spooky Hole- "Smells like death itself. And bats."- Unimportant Rock Pillar- "It will be here long after I'm gone."
Nature - Ruinous Caves
A Smashing Pot- "Perishable."- Dart Trap- "What's so interesting about that?"
Nasty Spear Trap- "What is buried in its depths?"
Busted Spear Trap- "Dead spears of death."
Tempting Idol- "An artifact of a long dead culture."
Eroding Totem- "I could make money off its destruction."- Unimportant Pillar- "It will be here long after I'm gone."
Vines- "Those vines will grow anywhere."
Wall Brazier- "It cannot keep out the darkness forever."
Wishing Well- "I wish for the end to be quick."
End's Well- "It taps into the darkness of this world."
Aporkalypse Calendar- "Clockwork for the end of times."
Nature - Mant Hill
Antcomb Home- "Where those ant creatures live out their futile existence."
Honey Chest- "Still not as sweet as Abigail."
Lamp- "It drips with innocence."
Mant Warrior Egg- "The oospore of an abomination."
Stalacmite Throne- "There are mysteries hidden within there."
Nature - Palace
Palace- "Alas, too good for the likes me." [sic]
Royal Gallery Exhibit- "Under lock and key."
Turfs
Lawn Turf, Cultivated Turf, Flat Stone Turf, Beard Hair Rug, Dense Turf, Rainforest Turf, Wild Plains Turf, Painted Sand Turf, and Mossy Turf- "Some ground."
Stone Road Turf- "Some road."
Mobs - Monsters
Ancient Spirit- "Do you know my sister Abigail?"
Giant Grub- "It thinks only of destruction."
Gnat Swarm- "Like life, they wear you down little by little."
Hanging Vine- "The jungle's noose."- File:Warrior Mant.pngMant Warrior- "Looking to kill something."
Masked Pig- "He can steal my money, but not my soul."
Swashy Hat- "A big hat to hide from the world."
Bandit Stash Map- "Abigail is the most valuable buried treasure."
Poison Dartfrog- "As grotesque as life itself."
Rabid Beetle- "As rabid as death itself."
Rabid Beetle (sleeping)- "Sleep is not a permanent escape from life."
Rabid Beetle (dead)- "Lifeless."
Scorpion- "One sting and it could be over."
Scorpion (sleeping)- "I wish you horrid nightmares."
Scorpion (dead)- "You had no purpose in life."
Snaptooth Seedling- "Consume me and be done with it."
Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "A nightmare asleep and awake."
Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "If only I were so lucky."
Snaptooth Flytrap- "Why can't you just leave me be?"
Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "May your dreams be as horrid as you."
Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "Yet death still eludes me (sigh)."
Spider Monkey- "At least it will be a quick end."
Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "I hope its nightmares are filled with horror."
Spider Monkey (dead)- "I yearn for what you have."
Vampire Bat- "Take my heart's blood, I've no use for it."
Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "I wish you nightmares."
Vampire Bat (dead)- "Now you may kill no more."
Pig Skin?- "It doesn't matter if it's pig or bat skin."
Viper- "Snakes are everywhere."
Weevole- "Its sole existence is to annoy me."
Weevole Carapace- "Bits of bug carcass."
Mobs - Neutral Animals
Elder Mandrake- "Another abomination."
Hippopotamoose- "Even you cannot cheer my heart."
Hippopotamoose Antler- "It's been severed from an animal head."
Mant- "A creature of dirt and purpose."
Mant (sleeping)- "Perchance to dream..."
Mant (dead)- "Gone to a better place."
Platapine- "A horror."
Platapine (sleeping)- "I wish it only nightmares."
Platapine (dead)- "Death is inescapable."
Platapine Quill- "It's been separated from its animal."
Pog- "Even you cannot escape death."- Pog (follower)- "I cannot protect you from death."
Pog (sleeping)- "Are you practicing being dead?"
Pog (Aporkalypse)- "I see. Even you turn on me, in the end."
Royal Guard- "Nothing guards against encroaching darkness."- Royal Guard (sleeping)- "There's nothing to protect us now."
- Royal Guard (palace variant)- "His machismo will not help him when the end comes."
- Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "May he sleep forever."
Mobs - Passive Animals
Banker- "Earthly wealth has no use in death."- Banker (sleeping)- "Alas, not dead yet."
Beautician- "I care nothing for outer beauty."- Beautician (sleeping)- "Only a temporary sleep."
Collector- "Your curiosities are nothing compared to my Abigail."- Collector (sleeping)- "Temporarily sedated."
Erudite- "No magic of yours will ease my sorrow."- Erudite (sleeping)- "Temporary amnesty from misery."
Farmer- "A simple life for a simple creature."- Farmer (sleeping)- "A simple mind rests easy."
Florist- "A rose's beauty is but temporary comfort."- Florist (sleeping)- "Sleep is but a fool's paradise."
Hatmaker- "Do you have any mourning veils?"- Hatmaker (sleeping)- "She looks peaceful."
Hunter- "I see you have dedicated your life to destructive paraphernalia."- Hunter (sleeping)- "Only one with no conscience could sleep so soundly."
Mayor Truffleston- "You busy yourself with trivial duties."- Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "Dreams are just illusions."
Miner- "Do you dig your own tomb, sir?"- Miner (sleeping)- "(sigh) All my dreams are nightmares."
Professor- "You'll be seeing Abigail soon."- Professor (sleeping)- "Not dead yet."
Pig Queen- "A queen of empty life."
Shopkeep- "A life filled with endless mediocre service."- Shopkeep (sleeping)- "Sleep is only a fleeting reprieve from life."
Usher- "Not long for this world."- Usher (sleeping)- "Perhaps he'll wake up. Perhaps he won't."
Worker- "Can you mend my heart?"- Worker (sleeping)- "That will only postpone life's horrors."
Kingfisher- "Thy sharp beak might impale me from the depths of the sea."
Kingfisher and Parrot (sleeping)- "It slumbers, for now."
Kingfisher (dead)- "Death knows no mercy."
Parrot- "A parrot as blue as me."
Parrot (dead)- "To squawk, to croon, no more."
Pigeon- "A wretched creature."
Pigeon (sleeping)- "What horrors does it dream of?"
Pigeon (dead)- "I don't blame you."
Dung Beetle- "A symbol of the ugliness of this world."
Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "Alas, she has fallen from her grotesque perch."
Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "Even the hideous sleep sounder than I."
Dung Beetle (dead)- "How I envy you."
Glowfly- "A small light in a dark world."
Glowfly (sleeping)- "Having dark dreams, no doubt."
Glowfly (dead)- "Its light hath been extinguished forever."
Glowfly (cocoon)- "If I could climb into a cocoon I would never emerge."
Pangolden- "A fool and his gold."
Peagawk- "Many eyes witness many horrors in life."
Peagawk (hiding)- "Just a bush..."
Peagawk (sleeping)- "Alas, only a momentary reprieve from life."
Peagawk (dead)- "Beautiful death."
Peagawk Plume- "I spy, with my little eye..."
Piko- "Too naive to know pain."
Piko (sleeping)- "Such a innocent sleep."
Piko (dead)- "Even the innocent must die."
Orange Piko- "You exist to amuse others."
Thunderbird- "It could strike me down."
Thunder Feather- "Nothing shocks me anymore."
Mobs - Bosses
Pugalisk- "You'll die just like everything else."
Snake Bone- "A reminder of my own mortality."
Petrifying Bones- "Life is fragile. Even for evil snakes."
Pugalisk Skull- "Brings me no joy."
Queen Womant- "The empty life of an aristocrat has made her irate."
Royal Crown- "Heavy hangs the crown."
Ancient Herald- "The end is nigh."
Dark Tatters- "Remnant of a doomsayer."
Large Iron Hulk- "Like Abigail, it has been resurrected from a deep sleep."
Infused Iron- "Nothing surprises me anymore."
Mobs - Other
Maxameleon- "He's disappearing. Like hope."
BFB (head)- "Destruction inside doom inside catastrophe."
BFB (leg)- "Big enough to crush me."
BFB (tail)- "The tail end of doom."
Food - Meats
Poison Dartfrog Legs- "These poisonous legs will hasten my demise."
Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "One can only hope the poison has not left."
Gummy Slug- "Eww."
Cooked Gummy Slug- "It tastes how it looks."
Food - Vegetables
Aloe- "It dies so that others may live."
Cooked Aloe- "Cooked cactus."
Asparagus- "Vegetables are good for you, but what do I care?"
Cooked Asparagus- "I could eat it. If I felt like eating anything."
Bean Bugs- "Your life is as insignificant as mine."
Cooked Bean Bugs- "Best case scenerio: it kills me."
Lotus Flower- "This beauty will also die."
Cooked Lotus Root- "
Nettle- "I suppose these will cure blocked sinuses."
Radish- "The color of my blood."
Cooked Radish- "It can't taste any worse when it's cooked."
Tuber- "Will I be dead before it ripens?"
Fried Tuber- "Perhaps I'm lucky and it's still poisoned."
Blooming Tuber- "Pretty flower."
Fried Blooming Tuber- "Should I eat the flower too?"
Food - Crock Pot
Asparagus Soup- "Soup."
Feijoada- "Something died for this."
Gummy Cake- "It fills me with no joy."
Hard Shell Tacos- "It's hard crust reminds me of life."
Iced Tea- "Refreshing, but it still does not relieve my grief."
Nettle Rolls- "Temporary relief for life's grief."
Snake Bone Soup- "A broth made from a dead animal."
Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "Doesn't spice up my life."
Steamed Ham Sandwich- "Old family recipe."
Tea- "Abigail loved tea parties."
Food - Other
Clippings- "Traces of toil."
Cooked Seed Pod- "
Flytrap Stalk- "In death the plant serves me."
Nectar- "Is it even worth turning this to honey?"
Magic Water- "A drop of life in this bleak existence."
Aloe Seeds- "A tiny seed, full of hope."
Asparagus Seeds- "Will I live to see this grow?"
Radish Seeds- "Why bother?"
Misc Items
Oinc- "What use is wealth?"
Tenpiece Oinc- "There are no riches in death."
Centapiece Oinc- "I can't spend it when I'm dead."
Executive Hammer- "For rebuilding our necropolis."- Lost Idol- "Everything is lost to time, eventually."
Lost Totem- "The remains of a long dead age..."
Relic Fragment- "A long forgotten relic."
The Blue Sow- "Looks like someone who died long ago."
The Jeweled Truffle- "Even this doesn't cheer me up."
Pherostone- "Let my words be known to those who creep and crawl."
Alloy- "Cold and hard, like my existence."
Chitin- "This shell is poor protection from life's horrors."
Stalking Stick- "I am destined to walk this earth alone."
Deed of home ownership- "A home offers small comfort in this life."
Regal Scepter- "The symbol of a people's burden."
Royal Gallery Key- "A key to trinkets."
Key to the City- "I'll build a necropolis."- Queen Malfalfa- "A tribute to life."
Post Card of the Royal Palace- "Wish I wasn't here."
Can of Silly String- "I can no longer be amused by childish things."
Noxious Cloud- "A cloud of death."
Announcements
- Can't buy item (generic)- "Once again, I'm disappointed."
- Can't buy item (not enough money)- "I didn't want it anyway."
- Cannot enter building (locked)- "I could find a way in, but why bother."
- Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "This is for a house that's not even around here."
- Coughing- "cough. I'm done for!"
- Digging in Dung Pile-
- "Sigh."
- "Ew."
- "Everything is suffering."
- Fog coming-
- "This {item} is heavier in the heat."
- "This {item} is too hot. It weighs on my soul."
- Hay Fever starting- "Ugh. Even my sinuses are suffering."
- Hay Fever ending- "My sinuses are clear, but suffering continues."
- Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
- "Sigh. It didn't work."
- "Why do I bother?"
- "No use trying to break it there."
- Putting on Living Artifact- "I have become Death!"
- Sneezing- "achoo! achoo! sniff."
- Vampire Bats are coming- "The flying mammals of death have appeared."
Removed
- Claw Palm Sapling- "It'll never get better than this."
- Parrot (normal and held)- "Be it true? Hark! A parrot of blue."
- Worker- "Can you mend my heart, good sir?"
| Characters | |
| Don't Starve |           |
| Reign of Giants |   |
| Shipwrecked |     |
| Hamlet |    |
| Don't Starve Together |       |
| Removed |  |
| Unimplemented |         |
| Other |        Minor Characters |