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“Everything dies.”

–Wendy

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That's my twin sister, Abigail.

This page lists Wendy's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wendy's quotes for items found in Don't Starve Together. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Luxury Axe- "One might as well kill trees with style."
• Shovel- "What terrible secrets might be uncovered with this?"
• Regal Shovel- "One might as well can dig with style."
• Pickaxe- "That the earth itself might be penetrated."
• Opulent Pickaxe- "One might as well smash rocks with style."
• Hammer- "This hammer does not create... it only destroys..."
• Pocket Scale- "What is the weight of my actions?"
• Garden Hoe- "I must prepare the seeds for their burial."
• Splendid Garden Hoe- "One might as well garden in style."
• Watering Can- "I could water the ground well enough with my tears."
• Watering Can and Waterfowl Can (empty)- "Dry as a bone..."
• Waterfowl Can- "What an odd looking watering can."
• Beefalo Bell- "Alas, not a death knell."

Lights

• Fire Pit (upon being built, generic)- "A flame to keep the horrors at bay."
• Fire Pit (high)- "This fire burns with passion!"
• Fire Pit (normal)- "It's a comfort."
• Fire Pit (low)- "It's losing the will to go on."
• Fire Pit (embers)- "Don't give up, little flame!"
• Fire Pit (out)- "This can be rekindled, unlike my heart."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (out)- "That is not a good sign."
• Mushlight (off)- "Oh look... A mushroom..."
• Mushlight (on)- "Abigail would have thought this was... pretty..."
• Mushlight (burnt)- "Life goes on."
• Glowcap (off)- "Let's turn it red as my heart's blood..."
• Glowcap (on)- "Such a sickly fungal glow..."
• Glowcap (burnt)- "Nothing good may last."
• Willow's Lighter- "Death in a box..."

Survival

• Backpack- "A spacious sack to increase one's burden."
• Fishing Rod- "With this the fishies will be ripped from the safety of their precious pond."
• Fur Roll- "For veiling oneself in the fuzzy skins of the fallen."
• Honey Poultice- "There's no salve for the pain of existence."
• Insulated Pack- "Nothing can insulate us from the horrors of this world."
• Telltale Heart- "Choices matter."
• Booster Shot- "We were not meant to cheat death."
• Waterballoon- "At any moment it could pop and spill its guts."
• Whirly Fan- "When I am still, it is as lifeless as Abigail."
• Flare- "Why? No one will come."
• Sea Fishing Rod- "The depths will offer no safety from my hook."
• Tillweed Salve- "A balm to ease my suffering."
• Seed Pack-It- "Another burden for me to shoulder."
• Bernie (held and inactive)- "He's had a rough life."
• Bernie (active)- "He dances to forget the pain."
• BERNIE!- "Wow... What a big stuffy."
• Bernie (broken)- "He has passed."
• Chef Pouch- "To fend off the ravages of decay... for my food at least."
• Tent Roll- "Abigail and I set up a tent in our backyard once. It was... fun."
• Camper's Tent- "It makes no difference where I rest my head, my nights are filled with bad dreams."

Food

• Bee Box- "Their stolen labor tastes so sweet."
• Basic and Improved Farm (growing)- "Leafy tendrils coil out of the muck."
• Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "It sways in the drying wind."
• Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "The drying is over."
• Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "The rain is keeping it from drying."
• Drying Rack (burnt)- "It's done drying. Forever."
• Mushroom Planter (empty)- "Emptiness. The natural state of all things."
• Mushroom Planter (some)- "The beginnings of life..."
• Mushroom Planter (lots)- "It thrives... against all odds..."
• Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "Completely teeming with life..."
• Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "Nothing escapes the pull of decay."
• Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "It is no more."
• Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "A frigid cold bites at its heart."
• Salt Box- "It'll only prolong the inevitable."
• Cookbook- "What's the point of filling my stomach when my heart remains empty..."
• Garden Digamajig (held)- "I suppose I must find a place for the garden."
• Garden Digamajig- "It's fighting against the ground."
• Composting Bin- "Food for worms."
• Composting Bin (too wet)- "It's far too watery, the poor plants might drown."
• Composting Bin (too dry)- "Dry and brittle."
• Composting Bin (balanced)- "I suppose this will do well enough."
• Composting Bin (burnt)- "Ashes to ashes."
• Growth Formula Starter- "We nourish the plants' soil with the decomposed husks of their ocean cousins."
• Fermenting Growth Formula- "It's decomposing nicely."
• Fermented Growth Formula- "It has the stench of death... and yet it brings life."
• Super Growth Formula- "It's finished now."
• Gardeneer Hat- "I don't like to play in the dirt..."
• Tree Jam- "I suppose even trees get hungry."
• Portable Crock Pot- "For when the hunger gnaws at my tiny stomach..."
• Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Another menial task has been completed."
• Portable Grinding Mill- "Inflicts chaos and turmoil on food."
• Portable Seasoning Station- "If only it could spice up my life."
• Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "Finished."

Science

• Science Machine and Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "It is unspeakably burnt."
• Thermal Measurer- "Why do I feel that it is measuring our mortality?"
• Gunpowder- "It is a dark path we tread."
• Cartographer's Desk- "Maps are best with monsters drawn on the borders."
• Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Well, old maps always do look burnt at the edges..."
• Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "No more mapmaking, then."
• Potter's Wheel- "That looks... f-fun..."
• Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "...I can't be disapointed... If I expect nothing..."
• Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "Abigail... You be death, I'll be the Sculptor..."
• Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "Cleft from the stone."
• Think Tank- "Thinking on the waves makes me nauseous."
• Think Tank (burnt)- "Another entry in a long line of unfortunate occurrences."
• Terra Firma Tamper- "We can change the very earth beneath our feet, but not the past."

Fight

• Spear- "They who wield it shall become the destroyer of worlds."
• Blow Dart- "Blow in one end, pain comes out the other."
• Fire Dart- "Shall we set the world on fire?"
• Grass Suit- "To prolong the inevitable."
• Log Suit- "To hold off the inevitable a bit longer."
• Marble Suit- "Could stop the daggers that stab at mine heart."
• Electric Dart- "Airborne lightning and death."
• Tail o' Three Cats- "It only provides the illusion of control."
• Napsack- "Sickly spores bring such sweet slumber."
• Cookie Cutter Cap- "I'm protected, but at what cost to my dignity."
• Strident Trident- "It was stolen from the sea, but it still holds power over the waves."
• Battle Spear- "It seems a tad dramatic."
• Battle Helm- "I've never seen her take it off before..."
• Trusty Slingshot- "Abigail used to play with one of these."

Structures

• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Dead? No. Just sleeping."
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Always on the outside, looking in."
• Wood Wall- "It will only delay the inevitable."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "Must be hungry."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "The emptiness is consuming him."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "Bereft of life, it rests in peace."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "That... is an ex-bird."
• Sign (empty)- "Its blank face shall soon offer a secret."
• Directional Sign (empty)- "Its blank face shall soon bear a secret."
• Directional Sign (burnt)- "Transient, indeed."
• End Table (empty)- "The shadow equivalent of taxidermy. I like it."
• End Table (flowers)- "We pulled the flowers from their homes for our own amusement."
• End Table (new light source)- "It's illuminating... for now."
• End Table (old light source)- "It, too, will die."
• End Table (wilted)- "I think it's lovelier this way..."
• End Table (burnt)- "Nothing lasts forever."
• Friendly Scarecrow- "Who would want to scare crows away?"
• Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Antagonizing crows is always bad luck."
• Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Now the crows will be at peace."
• Moon Rock Wall (held)- "This gift from above should not go to waste."
• Moon Rock Wall- "The moon... she whispers promises of protection to me."
• Scaled Furnace- "No need to lean in and check if it's hot. I can feel it from here."
• Wardrobe- "It reminds me of a story I used to read with Abigail."
• Wardrobe (burning)- "Soon it will be nothing but ashes."
• Wardrobe (burnt)- "Now it doesn't remind me of anything."
• Potted Succulent- "This gilded cage is ceramic."
• Tackle Receptacle- "All fish beware."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic- "If my fish was as heavy as my heart, I'd surely win."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "Not even the strongest are guaranteed survival."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "Oh... I... I did it..."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "Do you miss your family, fishy?"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "Nothing is safe."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "How sad."
• Astral Detector (held)- "The ones who designed it are long dead."
• Astral Detector- "All paths lead to suffering."
• Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "There's nothing left to look for."
• Produce Scale- "A fleeting distraction from our pitiable lives."
• Produce Scale (with light item)- "I could weigh it against a feather."
• Produce Scale (with item)- "I suppose that's good."
• Produce Scale (with heavy item)- "I'd certainly be crushed under its weight."
• Produce Scale (burning)- "Nothing can ever last."
• Produce Scale (burnt)- "Ashes to ashes."
• Grooming Station (held)- "Sigh. Endless toil."
• Grooming Station- "Beauty, like all things, will fade and be forgotten."
• Grooming Station (occupied)- "I can change its appearance, but it will always just be a beefalo."
• File:Grooming Station Burnt.pngGrooming Station (burnt)- "Burned to ashes."
• Craftsmerm House- "It has not yet been touched by the ravages of time."
• Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "Nothing but ash."
• DIY Royalty Kit- "I don't know why you bother."
• DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "All that work, for nothing."
• Royal Tapestry- ""The Frogs Who Desired a King"..."
• Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "Their kingdom vanishes as swiftly as it appeared."
• Merm Flort-ifications- "They seem to not wish us harm, for now."
• Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "They fight without purpose..."
• Sisturn (empty)- "It's a memorial to my sister... but it's so bare..."
• Sisturn (some flowers)- "Abigail always loved flowers..."
• Sisturn (full)- "I won't let you fade away, Abigail. Never."

Refine

• Cratered Moonrock- "It's useless and missing a piece, much like me."
• Marble Bean- "Cold... but not lifeless..."
• Feathery Canvas- "My fingers ache from sewing in all those feathers."
• Collected Dust- "Dust to... somewhat denser dust."

Magic

• Meat Effigy- "It's just putting off the inevitable."
• Fire Staff- "The world will burn before this staff."
• Telelocator Staff- "We could escape if it were more powerful."
• Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "It is unspeakably burnt."
• Ocuvigil- "Grant us the power of sight..."
• Moon Dial (generic)- "Does it reflect from the other side too, Abigail?"
• Moon Dial (new moon)- "A new moon looms above us."
• Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon waxes before us."
• Moon Dial (full moon)- "A full moon looms overhead. Watchful."
• Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon is on the wane."
• Moon Dial (in Caves)- "Caves. The moon's one weakness."
• Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "It's staring at me."
• The Lazy Deserter- "For when I don't want to be alone..."
• The Lazy Deserter (active)- "The way is clear."
• Clean Sweeper- "Change is... not always terrible."
• Kitschy Beaver Idol- "A small wooden reminder of Woodie's cursed existence."
• Kitschy Goose Idol- "That is deeply disturbing."
• Kitschy Moose Idol- "I don't want to play with that."

Dress

• Rabbit Earmuffs- "Their bitter end offers protection from the bitter cold."
• Straw Hat- "When the sun beats mercilessly, life finds a way. Ugh."
• Beefalo Hat- "To cover one's head."
• Top Hat- "A piece of finery to help forget the inescapable wild."
• Dapper Vest- "Pieces of dead things, made into a vest!"
• Breezy Vest- "Skin to wear over your skin."
• Puffy Vest- "It may warm the body, but what of my spirit?"
• Walking Cane- "To explore to the ends of this wretched world."
• Cat Cap- "Nothing like the stench of death on your head."
• Fashion Melon- "It makes the wearer's head sticky. Yuck."
• Hibearnation Vest- "Death surrounds us. Well, our torsos anyhow."
• Fashion Goggles- "They're just for show."
• Desert Goggles- "Now no one can tell when I'm crying."
• Funcap- "If I'm lucky, it'll be poisonous."
• Seawreath- "The strands are so slippery, it's barely holding together."
• Astroggles- "I shall be able to see with eyes unclouded."
• Clever Disguise- "We all hide behind our own masks..."
• Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "It doesn't suit me."

Ancient

• Thulecite Wall- "These didn't protect the ancients, now did they!"
• Thulecite Medallion (max)- "They're all around!"
• Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "The presence has departed."
• Magiluminescence- "A brief light in a dark life."
• The Lazy Explorer- "With each use the wielder dies and is reborn."
• Deconstruction Staff- "I can see the power sparkling deep within."
• Thulecite Club- "It possesses the power of the ancients."
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "I think it needs to be placed."
• Premier Gardeneer Hat- "I used to like reading about plants... I suppose this is similar in a way."

​Cartography

• Map Scroll (empty)- "Blank as Abigail now."

​Celestial

• Moon Rock Idol- "A lifeless sacrifice."
• Portal Paraphernalia- "Shall I even bother building this?"
• Moon Glass Axe- "Death is so anticlimactic for trees."
• Glass Cutter- "It visits death upon all who face it."
• Bath Bomb- "To mask the smell of sorrow and death."

​Critters

• Kittykit- "Cursed with nine lives. Poor thing."
• Vargling- "Blissfully unaware of mortal troubles..."
• Ewelet- "The softest creature in the hardest world."
• Broodling- "My, what big eyes you have."
• Glomglom- "Its snuggles almost make me forget."
• Giblet- "It's so happy."
• Mothling- "Your beauty will fade too, you know."
• Friendly Peeper- "May we gaze into the abyss... together."

​Fishing

• All Floats- "It floats happily until something drags it under."
• Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spinnerbait and Spoon- "A paltry last meal for the fish."
• Rainy Day Lure- "The rain will mask my tears of boredom..."
• Snow Day Lure- "How miserable."
• Stupefying Lure- "Perhaps it's poisoned?"
• Heavy Weighted Lure- "I'll never catch a fish as heavy as my heart."

​Sculpt

• Carved Hornucopia- "A cold mockery."
• Bubble Pipe Carving- "A bubble, frozen in time, can never pop."
• Pawn Figure- "We are all but pawns in this game called "life"."
• Rook Figure- "A mere minion to something greater."
• Knight Figure- "Oh, if I could ride away into the night."
• Bishop Figure- "A piece, constrained to the board."
• Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "They're here."
• Queenly Figure- "She holds the true power, here."
• Kingly Figure- "Alas, the king is but a figurehead, at best."
• Deerclops Figure- "What a terrible beast."
• Bearger Figure- "Ashes to ashes, bust to bust. Oh."
• Moose/Goose Figure- "Such expression in her eyes."
• Dragonfly Figure- "She now lies, cold as stone."
• Moon Moth Figure- "But a simulacrum of life. Sigh."
• Anchor Figure- "Why did we sculpt an anchor."
• "Moon" Figure- "I'd prefer to look at this over the real thing."
• Malbatross Figure- "No more will she soar over the gloomy shoals."
• Crab King Figure- "We put him out of his misery."
• Toadstool Figure- "A monument to fungal decay."
• Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "Dark and cold, like my soul."
• Klaus Figure- "No more life in this festive spirit."
• Bee Queen Figure- "She once had a sweet life."
• Antlion Figure- "Still and lifeless."
• Ancient Guardian Figure- "A testament to a lifetime spent alone in the dark."
• Celestial Champion Figure- "It won't be looking down on us anymore."
• Eye of Terror Figure- "Its stony gaze will glare for eternity."
• Twins of Terror Figure- "I still remember watching the light leave their eyes."

​Seafaring

• Boat Kit- "It's for making a boat."
• Plank- "That would be too easy."
• Leak- "I always knew the ocean floor would be my final resting place."
• Boat Patch- "To mend what the cruel seas have crushed."
• Oar- "I'd prefer to be stranded at sea."
• Driftwood Oar- "Just when it thought it had escaped the ocean..."
• Anchor Kit- "It's for a burdensome boat anchor."
• Anchor- "For when I feel I can go no further."
• Mast- "It's for making a mast."
• Mast- "If we sailed forever we would never reach the horizon."
• Winged Sail Kit- "That's alright, I can manage it."
• Winged Sail- "Fly me away from this place."
• Steering Wheel Kit- "It would make a steering wheel..."
• Steering Wheel- "Yet still I am directionless."
• Tin Fishin' Bin- "It feels a bit cruel to trap them within sight of freedom."
• Pinchin' Winch- "I doubt I'll find anything of interest."
• Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "It's pulling something from the depths..."
• Pinchin' Winch (holding item)- "This is what I have to show for my efforts."
• Deck Illuminator- "A meager light to combat the darkness."
• Lightning Conductor- "Alas, being struck down by lightning is one less thing I can look forward too." [sic]
• Fire Pump- "The fish is paying for its transgressions."

​Balloonomancy

• Pile o' Balloons- "These look as deflated as I feel..."
• Balloon- "A colorful reminder that my childhood is no more."
• Speedy Balloon- "Will it make me swift enough to outrun my problems?"
• Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "Sail far away from here, little balloon."
• Party Balloon- "What is the point of celebrating in a place such as this?"
• Inflatable Vest- "Why try to prolong the inevitable?"
• Balloon Hat- "Can he make one for Abigail?"

​Books

• Bookcase- "How I miss my poetry books."
• Birds of the World- "Will it teach me how to fly away from here?"
• Horticulture, Abridged- "I'm not very good at keeping things alive."
• Applied Silviculture- "What secrets lie deep in the forest?"
• Sleepytime Stories- "Does it impart an eternal slumber?"
• The End is Nigh!- "The tome to end it all..."
• On Tentacles- "Does this world need more beasts?"
• The Angler's Survival Guide- "Poor fish, so easily murdered."
• Pyrokinetics Explained- "What if we let this world fall to ash?"
• Overcoming Arachnophobia- "I'm not afraid of spiders."
• Tempering Temperatures- "What does it matter? I'll always feel cold inside."
• Lux Aeterna- "It won't save us from the darkness forever."
• Practical Rain Rituals- "Oh... I suppose I was hoping it might involve more candles and chanting."
• Lunar Grimoire- "Let the moon turn its cold gaze on us once again."
• Apicultural Notes- "Bees live such short, unremarkable lives."
• Horticulture, Expanded- "We help the plants grow, only to cull them in their prime."
• The Everything Encyclopedia- "It looks so... boring..."
• Lux Aeterna Redux- "The brighter the light, the deeper the shadows..."
• Fiery Pen- "Father had one very similar. I doubt it ever started a fire, though."

Circuitry

• Bio Scanalyzer- "Oh. Hello."
• Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "Dead to the world."
• Bio Scanalyzer (hunting, scanning)- "It's too busy to bother with me."
• Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "Poor little machine. Is nobody paying attention to you?"
• Circuit Extractor- "What must it be like, to lose a piece of oneself and feel nothing?"
• Bio Data- "If I'm lucky, it might just bore me to death."
• Circuits- "It looks so fragile... hopefully no tragic accidents befall it."

Clocksmithy

• Clockmaker's Tools- "Tools for watch surgery."
• Time Pieces- "Clock entrails."
• Ageless Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "It's soothing to watch the seconds tick away."
• Second Chance Watch- "Abigail... do you think...?"
• Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch (recharging)- "Its power is spent."
• Portal Entrance- "What will I find if I take a tumble down the rabbit hole?"
• Portal Exit- "I'm afraid the past is just as dreadful as the future."
• Alarming Clock- "Nothing could be as painful as my own memories."

​Ectoherbology

• Revenant Restorative- "It's all I can do to help..."
• Spectral Cure-All- "You have to take your medicine, Abigail."
• Unyielding Draught- "This time... I can protect you."
• Distilled Vengeance- "It has a bitter aftertaste."
• Nightshade Nostrum- "Abigail was always the strong one."
• Vigor Mortis- "It's quite sugary."

​Engineering

• Trusty Tape- "It doesn't mend the hole... merely masks it."
• Winona's Catapult- "It visits death upon intruders."
• Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "It's dead..."
• Winona's Inventions (burning)- "Oh no..."
• Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "It all crumbles to ash, in the end."
• Winona's Spotlight- "But what if I liked the dark?"
• Winona's Generator- "It's a kind of electrical box."
• Winona's Generator (low fuel)- "It's not long for this world."
• Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "What did Winona put in it again? Oh..."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator- "This one looks odd."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "It's slowly dying."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "I think it wants... gems..."

​Green Thumb

• Bramble Husk- "So my outside matches my inside."
• Bramble Trap- "To prick and ensnare."
• Compost Wrap- "It's poop. Sigh."

​Seasonings

• Garlic Powder- "It's smell is good for keeping people at a distance." [sic]
• Honey Crystals- "Not as sweet as Abigail."
• Chili Flakes- "Full of more vitality than I'm used to."
• Seasoning Salt- "For rubbing into wounds."

​Slingshot Ammo

• Pebbles, Gold Rounds, Marbles, Freeze Rounds, Slow-Down Rounds, and Cursed Rounds- "Someone could trip and break their neck. Maybe it will be me."
• Poop Pellets- "I suppose it has its uses."

Spider Care

• Den Decorating Set- "I wonder if I might ask to borrow some colored pencils..."
• Webby Whistle- "I don't think I want to play with that."
• Shoo Box- "Nothing I try seems to work well for me."
• Healing Glop- "Merely a temporary respite from the pain of the world."
• Warrior, Cave, and Shatter Switcherdoodle- "Very well, since you made the cookies you can bring one spider friend to our tea party."
• Dangler and Strider Switcherdoodle- "Webber sees the world in a most curious way."
• Spitter and Nurse Switcherdoodle- "It's the only thing smiling around here."

​Stagecraft

• Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, Bel Canto of Courage, and Fireproof Falsetto- "My heart has no desire to sing."
• Rude Interlude and Startling Soliloquy- "I only like tragedies."

Strongman

• Mighty Gym- "It seems strength can only be found through suffering."
• Mighty Gym (burnt)- "It's nothing but ashes and memories."
• Dumbbell- "Oh. It's very heavy."
• Golden Dumbbell- "It's almost as heavy as my heart."
• Gembell- "Who would choose to carry such a burden..."
• Potato Sack- "Large enough to hold a corpse... or a few dozen potatoes."

​Events

Hallowed Nights

• Candy Bag- "It's for putting nice things in..."
• Candy Apple- "Oh... it's... g-good."
• Candy Corn- "The most delicious lie."
• Catcoon Candy- "Nine lives are not enough to save you from my hungry maw..."
• Choco Pigs- "You have to bite their heads off first... heehee..."
• Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "This is... fun..."
• Gummy Spider- "Don't worry, Webber, it's just candy."
• Jelly Worm- "As perplexing as it is delicious."
• Not-So-Candy Corn- "Sigh. At least it's honest."
• Raisins- "Life is a swirling abyss of suffering and disappointment."
• "Raisins"- "Lumps of bitter sorrow."
• Candy Lice- "Today I eat them. One day, they'll eat me."
• Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "A candy as hard as my heart."
• Lava Pepper- "What is this eternal burning?!"
• Broken Stake- "Drive it through my heart and be done."
• Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "When I gaze into the ball I see... nothing. Apropos."
• Empty Elixir- "Neither half empty, nor half full."
• Faux Fangs- "Now Webber and I can match."
• Monkey Paw- "Perhaps a curse could end our suffering."
• Spider Ring- "It's very fetching."
• Binoculars- "It makes the world look as insignificant as I feel."
• Lone Glove- "One lonely half of a pair."
• Snail Scale- "The weight of the world rests upon me."
• Goop Canister- "It looks like ectoplasm in there."
• Toy Cobra- "To frolic, to play, no more."
• Crocodile Toy- "I have put childish things behind me."
• Broken Terrarium- "Some breaks cannot be mended."
• Odd Radio- "It is so colorful..."
• Broken Hairdryer- "I simply do not know what is it."
• Mad Scientist Lab- "Madness lies within."
• Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "Things seem less horrifying with this."
• Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "If only life was so potent."
• Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "Like life, it's a bit disappointing."
• Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "I wish I possessed such burning within my heart."
• Steeped Lunar Essence- "If only it could change the past."
• Totally Normal Root- "Potential horror."
• Totally Normal Sapling- "It'll grow up big and abhorrent."
• Bat Decoration- "It longs to be hung somewhere."
• Crow Decoration- "Crows in trees mean souls trapped between worlds."
• Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "It descends into darkness."
• Ghost Decoration- "It reminds me of Abigail. I'll hang it somewhere."
• Spider Decoration- "Decoration for a devilish day."
• Tentacle Decoration- "A memorial for a monster."
• Bats coming out of tree- "Did you see that, Abigail?"
• Drinking bravery potion- "Bats can't scare me anymore. I can return to my melancholy."
• Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "Sigh... I didn't really expect that to work."

Winter's Feast

• Gift Wrap- "Abby...how do I make the ribbon curly?"
• Gift- "The only gift I desire is a swift end..."
• Festive Tree Planter- "We can plant a Winter's Feast tree."
• Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Death comes for all of us..."
• Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "It's not ready yet."
• Winter's Feast Tree- "Oh, joy."
• Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "Oh."
• Gingerbread Cookie- "I'm going to eat you."
• Eternal Fruitcake- "It is made with chunks of evil."
• Sugar Cookie- "Not nearly sweet enough to balance out this bitter world."
• Candy Cane- "If you eat it right... the end gets sharp..."
• Chocolate Log Cake- "It tastes okay, but I've grown tired of logs..."
• Plum Pudding- "I'm going to lick all the icing off..."
• Apple Cider- "I don't want Winter's Feast to end..."
• Hot Cocoa- "I missed cocoa."
• Heavenly Eggnog- "So aggressively delicious. You can't help but feel better."
• Festive Bauble- "Do you like this one, Abigail?"
• Festive Light- "Bright lights... Cold nights..."
• Magnificent Adornment- "This is one of my favorites."
• Champion Adornment- "A remembrance of past carnage."
• Appeasing Adornment- "Should old acquaintance be forgot."
• Masonry Oven- "A place to cook dead things."
• Masonry Oven (cooking)- "At least something is warm in this world."
• Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "The end is almost nigh."
• Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "I suppose I could eat something."
• Winter's Feast Table- "A table for gatherings."
• Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "I wish Abigail could enjoy some of that."
• Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "Like me, it doesn't belong here."
• Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "It seems the time for celebration is over."
• Merry Berrysauce- "Abigail would love this..."
• Bibingka- ""This bread has a most curious texture."
• Cabbage Rolls- "I wouldn't mind rolling up in a blanket and forgetting my troubles..."
• Festive Fish Dish- "It's about as festive as I feel."
• Good Gravy- "How we try in vain to add flavor to our bland and meaningless lives."
• Latkes- "They are... quite tasty."
• Lutefisk- "Maybe I'll try just a bite."
• Mulled Punch- "Can it thaw a cold, broken heart?"
• Panettone- "It's... delicious."
• Pavlova- "It's brittle and delicate, like life itself."
• Pickled Herring- "It tastes... good."
• Polish Cookies- "I suppose... it wouldn't hurt to have one..."
• Pumpkin Pie- "Is it sweet enough to help me forget the bitterness in my heart?"
• Roasted Turkey- "The holiday was cut short for this poor bird."
• Stuffing- "Perhaps filling my belly will make me feel less empty inside."
• Sweet Potato Casserole- "Oh Abigail, remember how mother would make this every year?"
• Tamales- "Little pockets of warmth in this cold world."
• Tourtiere- "I cannot be comforted by comfort food... but I will have some more..."
• Gingerbread Pig- "No one wants to be my friend."
• Gingerbread Pig House- "Temporary joy, meant to be consumed."
• Gingerbread Varg- "Horrible evil in a festive coating."
• Cookie Crumbles- "The little guy is falling apart."
• Holiday Cheer- "Makes me think of holidays with Abigail."
• Eating Holiday Cheer- "Abigail, it's like I can taste mother's cooking..."
• Eating without feasting- "Maybe I could... join in the feast..."
• Feasting- "This is... nice."
• Feasting buff- "I feel... warm..."
• Feasting buff wearing off- "Everything fades."

Lunar New Year

• Red Pouch- "What lies within?"
• Lucky Gold Nugget- "Luck has long since abandoned me..."
• Red Firecrackers- "It needs only a light."
• Red Lantern- "A light to guide me."
• Lucky Fan- "It's... surprisingly soft."
• Lucky Beast Head- "What big eyes you have."
• Lucky Beast Body- "The belly of the beast."
• Lucky Beast Tail- "That's just a tall tail."
• Floating Lantern- "Such a happy little glow... I despise it."
• Dappled and Golden Koi- "It's almost too pretty to eat. Almost."

Gobbler

• Gobbler Shrine- "It hungers for a sacrifice."
• Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "It's empty..."
• Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "Black like my heart."

Varg

• Varg Shrine- "The hounds are baying."
• Varg Shrine (empty)- "We must light a fire to honor the hound."
• Varg Shrine (burnt)- "Dust to dust."
• Lucky Whistle- "That I cannot hear it does not mean it is silent."
• Clay Hound- "My, what big teeth you have."
• Clay Hound (statue)- "Naught but a pithy imitation of life."
• Clay Varg- "To perish now would save me much sorrow."
• Clay Varg (statue)- "There is no life in its eyes."
• Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "I think we could make what's drawn here..."
• Hound Figure- "Happiness is a warm puppy... but this one is cold."
• Varg Figure- "It knows only fury."

Pig King

• Pig Shrine- "A tribute to gluttony."
• Pig Shrine (empty)- "It needs a sacrifice of flesh."
• Pig Shrine (burnt)- "Ashes to ashes."
• Tribute Roast- "Something died for that feast."
• Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "I don't want to eat that."
• Fish Heads on a Stick- "It'll keep me alive a little longer."
• Golden Belt- "Yet another unnecessary plaything."
• Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "His whole career is grounded in violence."
• Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "Furious."
• Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "Petrifying."
• Elite Pig (Wade)- "A storm rages within him."
• Can't play game (too late)- "It's much too late for games."
• Can't play game (area not empty)- "Help me clean up, Abigail."
• Can't play game (danger)- "Danger lurks. There's no time for games."

Carrat

• Carrat Shrine- "I must pay my respects."
• Carrat Shrine (empty)- "It hungers for a tribute."
• Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "Ashes to ashes."
• Starting Point Kit- "I should find a resting place for this."
• Starting Point- "Why do I bother with such silly things."
• Finish Line Kit- "It's time to finish this... race track."
• Finish Line- "Don't worry, the end is near."
• Finish Line (burnt)- "I suppose this means the race is over."
• Finish Line (won)- "Oh. I won."
• Finish Line (lost)- "Enjoy your victory {winner}... good things never last."
• Checkpoint Kit- "I fear I've already lost my way."
• Checkpoint- "If only I had a signpost to guide me..."
• Navigation Gym Kit- "I suppose I'd better get started."
• Navigation Gym- "If only my life could find some direction."
• Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "An exercise in futility."
• Navigation Gym (burnt)- "Returned to dust."
• Reflex Gym Kit- "What a lot of trouble to go to."
• Reflex Gym- "After all, one never knows when disaster will strike..."
• Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "What a silly creature."
• Reflex Gym (burnt)- "Returned to dust."
• Speed Gym Kit- "I'd rather not carry it any longer."
• Speed Gym- "I had a hamster once. It died."
• Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "Running, running, yet going nowhere."
• Speed Gym (burnt)- "Returned to dust."
• Endurance Gym Kit- "Perhaps I could put it over here..."
• Endurance Gym- "Abigail would have enjoyed this."
• Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "You know you'll never get that berry, don't you?"
• Endurance Gym (burnt)- "Returned to dust."
• Carrat Scale Kit- "How do you measure one's worth?"
• Carrat Scale- "What is the measure of a Carrat?"
• Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "I don't know what I expected, really."
• Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "Oh... that's actually pretty good."
• Carrat Scale (burnt)- ""Ashes, ashes, we all fall down.""
• Packet of Seeds- "Nothing grows in the garden of my heart."
• Premium Seed Packet- "Everything that grows just dies eventually."
• Carrat Figure- "If only I could feel so serene."
• Charlie's Carrat- "It's merely a shade."
• Can't start race with no participants- "I suppose I'll have to go find some Carrats..."
• Race starting- "Sigh. Go."
• Carrat is sleeping- "Wake up, you silly Carrat!"
• Carrat is stunned- "Why won't you move?"
• Carrat going wrong way-
  • "Of course you'd go in the opposite direction."
  • "Are you trying to mock me, Carrat?"
• Carrat is slow- "Must you drag your heels so?"
• Carrat is exhausted- "The poor creature is too far gone."
• Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
  • "It... doesn't seem to like me very much."
  • "I shouldn't take what isn't mine."

Beefalo

• Beefalo Shrine- "The highest honor this beast of burden will likely ever recieve." [sic]
• Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "It demands an offering."
• Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "There's nothing left of it."
• Sewing Machine (held)- "It needs to be put together before it can be of any use."
• Sewing Machine- "Mother liked to sew matching outfits for Abigail and I."
• Judge's Booth (held)- "I suppose putting that together will distract me from my misery for a while."
• Judge's Booth- "What a strange little booth."
• Beefalo Stage (held)- "Where should I lay it to rest, I wonder?"
• Beefalo Stage- "Where my beefalo will await judgment."
• Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "Merely a lonely part of a completed whole."
• Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "Mr. Judge might like to see it."
• Beefalo Dolls- "What a sweet little doll."
• ()Warrior Costume Pattern- "Even seemingly gentle creatures have a dark side."
• ()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "It's pretty."
• ()Festive Costume Pattern- "It's so colorful, it hurts my eyes."
• ()Flowery Costume Pattern- "Do you like this one, Abigail?"
• ()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "Oh to be encased within a hard and unfeeling exterior..."
• ()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "It reflects the coldness I feel inside."
• ()Formal Costume Pattern- "It looks very dignified."
• ()Victorian Costume Pattern- "Playing dress-up with a beefalo is... quite fun..."
• ()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "May it give my beefalo more luck than I've had."
• Beefalo Figure- "Merely a cold, lifeless copy."
• Calling beefalo- "Come now dear creature, don't be afraid."
• Can't build stage too far- "Closer to the judge would be best."
• Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "Oh where could a beefalo be?"
• Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "Come closer, dear beefalo. I won't hurt you."
• Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "My beefalo can only leave when I choose it so."
• Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "I don't think I can manage it while they're like this."
• Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "I made my choice."
• Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "Maybe next time I can enter a beefalo of my own..."
• Failed to start contest (generic)- "Hello sir? He seems to be out."
• Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "He must be busy somewhere else."
• Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "Oh. I suppose he's too busy..."
• Learned new costume pattern- "Oh. Maybe I could try making this new costume..."
• Costume pattern already known- "Ah. I've seen it before."

Catcoon

• Catcoon Shrine- "How do you know I'm mad?"
• Catcoon Shrine (empty)- "What shall I let go to please it?"
• Catcoon Shrine (burnt)- "No more."
• Kitcoon Nursery Kit- "Oh, to be young and free of life's worries."
• Kitcoon Nursery- "Where the wild beasts go."
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek)- "They've left me behind..."
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek, time almost up)- "The sands of time are unforgiving."
• Kitcoon Nursery (burnt)- "Everything ends."
• Wind-up Mouse Toy- "The wheel is come full circle."
• Kit Collar- "It's too painful to grow attached to things."
• Gobbler Wobbler and Kit Teaser Kits- "It will only build a temporary distraction."
• Gobbler Wobbler- "This is not real poultry."
• Gobbler Wobbler (burnt)- "No more enjoyment to be had."
• Kit Teaser- "It tricks them with the promise of sustenance."
• Kit Teaser (burnt)- "Happiness is ephemeral."
• Kitcoon Figure- "Hubris, undoubtedly."
• Catcoon Figure- "A reminder of brighter days."
• Kitcoon (all)- "Small and innocent. Like I once was..."
• Ticoon- "He is the light I must follow."
• Ticoon (abandoned)- "That's how it always ends. I'm alone."
• Ticoon (found Kitcoon)- "No one can hide from their fate forever."
• Ticoon (lost trail)- "We have lost our way."
• Ticoon (Kitcoon nearby)- "So close, and yet, so far."
• Ticoon (tracking)- "May you find what you are looking for."
• Ticoon (tracking for someone else)- "He leads me to a treasure I cannot obtain."
• Ticoon (no Kitcoons)- "Nothing left to find but dust."
• Ticoon (Kitcoons too far)- "What we're looking for is well beyond our reach."

The Forge

• Battlemaster Pugna- "A ruthless man."
• Pit Pig- "A shame you have to perish."
• Crocommander- "Death will be a blessing."
• Snortoise- "You cannot shield yourself from this world."
• Scorpeon- "Abigail will defend me."
• Boarilla- "You shall fall."
• Grand Forge Boarrior- "Your death will be swift."
• Rhinocebro- "Brotherly camaraderie will not save you."
• Infernal Swineclops- "You are a prisoner of your own doomed destiny."
• Ancient Gateway (off)- "I dared not hope it would take me home."
• Ancient Gateway (on)- "I bid you good day."
• Ancient Anchor (empty)- "Empty as my heart."
• Ancient Anchor (key)- "Full as my sorrows."
• Forge Portal- "That's where they come from..."
• Battle Standard- "That Battle Standard needs to be destroyed..."
• Baby Spider- "Webber seems proud of them."
• Magma Golem- "When will you be free from this torment?"
• Living Staff- "I could restore my allies."
• Infernal Staff- "To call death from the skies."
• Petrifying Tome- "There is power in words."
• Tome of Beckoning- "I would not want such power."
• Forging Hammer- "What a brutal implement."
• Pith Pike- "To cut and slash..."
• Spiral Spear- "Such a brutal weapon..."
• Riled Lucy- "Hello again, Lucy."
• Blacksmith's Edge- "It's too heavy. Like my soul."
• Darts- "To pierce the hearts of my foes..."
• Molten Darts- "To burn and pierce!"
• Hearthsfire Crystals- "A bombardment of pain."
• Reed Tunic- "If only my heart were as light."
• Feathered Reed Tunic- "They'll have to catch me to hurt me."
• Wood Armor- "Protect my fragile frame."
• Jagged Wood Armor- "Even our armor is fanged."
• Silken Wood Armor- "It will restore one's power."
• Stone Splint Mail- "Heavy protection for one's heart."
• Steadfast Stone Armor- "This world is nothing but hurt."
• Grand Armor- "It protects from damage, but not from sorrow."
• Barbed Helm- "It brings more pain into the world."
• Nox Helm- "Hit harder, stronger..."
• Resplendent Nox Helm- "I forsee a wave of death."
• Feathered Wreath- "But what of the birds?"
• Crystal Tiara- "I'll be able to attack so often..."
• Clairvoyant Crown- "There is dastardly power within."
• Woven Garland- "The wearer shall be a force of good."
• Flower Headband- "It eases pain of the body, but not of the heart."
• Blossomed Wreath- "But will it heal my soul?"
• Started revival- "You'll not glimpse death today..."
• Finished revival- "All done."
• Revived- "Thank-you..."
• Refusing inappropriate weapon- "No... I don't want that..."

The Gorge

• Mumsy- "Hello, ma'am. Care to trade?"
• Billy- "What childhood is this for you?"
• Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm and Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "How do you do?"
• Swamp Pig Elder- "How do you do, sir?"
• Swamp Pig Elder (sleeping)- "He is practicing for the big sleep."
• Swamp Pig- "They're less standoffish than their brethen."
• Old Beefalo- "Don't worry. You'll be dead soon."
• Pigeon- "Would you like to be a pie, little bird?"
• Pigeon (sleeping)- "It's practicing for the big sleep."
• Pigeon (dead)- "Cold and dead."
• Pebble Crab- "Had I such a shell, I would never emerge."
• Berry Bush- "It shall never grow another berry."
• Fern- "Wilson calls them 'greens'... but they're purple..."
• Mushroom- "They thrive on a stump made by death."
• Mushroom (picked)- "All things die. Even fungus."
• Rotten Crop- "Time came for it."
• Sapling- "We will perish before this grows back."
• Spotty Shrub- "I suppose it could be edible."
• Spotty Shrub (picked)- "We've taken all there was to take."
• Sugarwood Tree- "It has a sickly beauty."
• Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "All things must end."
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "Like a dagger through the heart. A tree heart."
• File:Sugarwood Tree Tapped Full.pngSugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "I can harvest it now."
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "All that sacrifice for nothing."
• Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "Its life ebbs."
• Ivy- "Like death, it creeps everywhere."
• The Altar of Gnaw- "The monster's hunger shall never cease."
• The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "We have prolonged our horrific demise."
• Ancient Gateway- "There's no night here. It is a nice change."
• Beast of Hunger (1)- "What horror have those eyes witnessed?"
• Beast of Hunger (2)- "Yet another reminder of death."
• Broken Carriage- "It's been forgotten."
• Dilapidated Cathedral- "Nothing more to pray for."
• Dilapidated Chimney (1)- "This was once a happy home."
• Dilapidated Chimney (2)- "Its hearth no longer has a home."
• Dilapidated Clocktower- "Time is death's ally."
• Dilapidated Door- "A door that leads nowhere."
• Dilapidated House-
  • "Death has been here."
  • "It's a ghost town."
  • "Some tragedy has struck this house."
• Dilapidated Roof- "The roof cannot protect you when death comes."
• Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "It's winged, but it's no angel."
• Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "Abigail needs a statue."
• Worn Pig House- "I see no joy in this house."
• House Rubble- "Neither a house nor a home."
• Iron Fence- "Looks dangerous."
• Locked Iron Gate- "I need a key to enter."
• Iron Gate- "Now I may enter the park."
• Mealing Stone- "I am ground down on the mealing stone of life."
• Park Fountain- "Long dry."
• Post- "A post. Not very exciting."
• Queen Beast- "I am not impressed by opulence."
• Rundown House- "Seclusion has not been kind to it."
• Safe- "Let's have a peek inside..."
• Locked Safe- "Locked, like my heart."
• Sammy's Wagon- "I, too, cart around my baggage."
• Pipton's Cart- "Nothing in there could bring me happiness."
• Salt Pond- "Water, water, everywhere..."
• Stone Pillar- "A monument. But not to Abigail."
• Streetlight- "It sheds light on nothing important."
• Small Streetlight- "The only light in my light is Abigail."
• Smashed Clock- "Time is an illusion."
• Urn- "Dust to dust."
• Wrecked Bicycle- "Nothing escaped this plague."
• Pot Hanger (held)- "It's for hanging the pot over the fire."
• Pot Hanger- "The hanger is a noose for a pot."
• Oven (held)- "Sigh... Why bother?"
• Oven (1)- "It looks good."
• Oven (2)- "It looks okay."
• Small Grill (held)- "It only works if I place it somewhere."
• Small Grill- "It makes a little bit of food."
• Large Grill (held)- "I don't want to carry this around."
• Large Grill- "It can't make life more palatable."
• Cookpot- "We will cook, or we will die."
• Large Cookpot- "We cook to stave off death."
• Small Casserole Dish- "For making a small amount of food."
• Large Casserole Dish- "For making food."
• Syrup Pot- "Sweetness begets sweetness."
• Salt Rack (held)- "It's for collecting salt from the pond."
• Salt Rack- "There is no salt, yet."
• Salt Rack (ready)- "There is salt to be had."
• Crab Trap- "Life is a trap."
• Hoe- "To till the corrupt soil."
• Slaughter Tools- "Is all of life not a slaughter?"
• Tree Tapping Kit- "For collecting tree blood."
• Key- "It is the key to something precious."
• Iron Key- "The key to a beautiful place, locked long away."
• Ancient Key- "Perhaps I'll be happier in the next world."
• All Seed Packet types- "Planting seeds requires an optimism I don't possess."
• All Seed types- "The life they contain is a mystery."
• Salmon- "It flops as its life slowly leaves its body."
• Cooked Salmon- "Not so lively now."
• Crab Meat- "Its insides are as horrid as its outsides."
• Cooked Crab Meat- "It's ready now."
• Cooked Foliage- "Cooked purples."
• Mushroom (item)- "Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll be poisonous."
• Cooked Mushroom- "
• Garlic- "It gives food flavor."
• Roast Garlic- "It smells a bit nice."
• Onion- "I never cry."
• Roast Onion- "It will never make anyone cry again."
• Potato- "It has eyes, yet it never cries."
• Roast Potato- "Now its eyes will never open."
• Toma Root- "Red as heart's blood."
• Roast Toma Root- "Its flesh is far more bloody now."
• Turnip- "It's... a turnip."
• Roast Turnip- "The turnip is now cooked."
• Wheat- "We can grind it down into flour."
• Flour- "Flour by any other name would smell as sweet."
• Goat Milk- "But no honey."
• Salt Crystals- "It needs to be ground down before we can use it."
• Salt- "It adds flavor..."
• Sap- "Tree blood."
• Ruined Sap- "As bittersweet as life."
• Syrup- "Not as sweet as Abigail."
• Spotty Sprig- "We ripped it from its home on the shrub."
• Spot Spice- "Just a dash."
• Old Coin- "I shall put them on my eyes when I die."
• Sapphire Medallion- "Money will not bring back Abigail."
• Red Mark- "Wealth cannot buy immortality."
• Gnaw's Favor- "It came from above."
• Prepared dish- "We should offer it to the beast."
• Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "The beast doesn't want that."
• Prepared dish (matches craving)- "The beast will be satisfied with this."
• Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "This will satisfy the beast, but not for long."
• Burnt Food- "A waste."
• Silver Plate- "If only life had been handed to me on a silver plate."
• Silver Bowl- "It is empty, like my heart."
• Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "I can't open it without a key."
• Cannot slaughter Old Beefalo (too far)- "It has escaped death's cold embrace... for now."
• Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "I've already put this on a dish."
• Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "Like my soul, this food doesn't belong in this vessel."
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "It hasn't yet eaten our last sacrifice..."
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "That may not be best..."
• Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "Should I give up, or find another key?"
• Cannot use item (occupied)- "Someone's beat me to it."
• Food ruined (bad recipe)- "Those foods weren't meant to be together."
• Food ruined (overcooked)- "It's ruined."
• Lost round- "What a horrible place to have a curse."
• Won round- "Let us depart this terrible place."

Midsummer Cawnival

• Corvus Goodfeather- "How do you do, Mr. Raven?"
• Crow Kid- "A murder has flown in."
• Cawnival Token- "It gleams in the light."
• Prize Ticket- "I... won something?"
• Prize Tickets (small stack)- "I've collected quite a few now."
• Prize Tickets (large stack)- "M-maybe I'll take a look at the prizes...!"
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, and Egg Scramble (held)- "Can I... help set up the carnival?"
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, and Egg Scramble- "It wants something first... something shiny."
• Hubbub for Grub (playing)- "What a funny game."
• Hubbub for Grub (trapdoor)- "It's a little door."
• Grub- "At least they're not real worms."
• Eggs in a Basket (playing)- "I'm very good at remembering... aren't I, Abigail?"
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor)- "It's a little door."
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor, playing)- "Abigail, do you remember which one it was?"
• Egg Scramble (playing)- "They look so silly running about."
• Scrambling Egg- "You can't outrun the inevitable."
• Prize Booth (held)- "I wonder what kind of prizes they have..."
• Prize Booth- "Maybe I'll just take a peek..."
• Confetti Cannon, Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, Midsummer Night Light, and Miniature Tree (held)- "I suppose I should try to be useful..."
• Confetti Cannon- "Oh. That might be... f-fun..."
• Confetti Cannon (cooldown)- "Heehee...!"
• Cawnival Sapling- "Perhaps I might enjoy its shade one day."
• Cawnival Tree- "Abigail thinks it needs some decorations around it."
• Cawnival Tree (level 2)- "The ravens seem quite drawn to the decorations."
• Cawnival Tree (level 3)- "It does look quite pretty, doesn't it?"
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, and Mini Pendulum Ride- "I doubt those eggs will ever hatch."
• Midsummer Night Light- "It can't hold back the darkness forever."
• Miniature Tree- "A small reminder of... a nice day."
• File:Mystery Box.pngMystery Box- "What secrets does it hide?"
• Cawnival Statuette- "Oh. It's a little wooden statue."
• Cawnival Statuette (uncommon)- "The colors are so cheery, yet I don't despise it. How odd."
• Cawnival Statuette (rare)- "Here it shall rest, forever."
• Seed Clusters- "It tastes like disappointment."
• Corny Slush- "Oh. There really is corn in it..."
• Chirpy Scarf- "I wish you could try it on Abigail, I think it would suit you."
• Chirpy Cloak- "I find a curious comfort in the sound of dead, rustling leaves."
• Chirpy Capelet- "Perhaps I could join the ravens and fly far, far away..."
• Can't activate Cawnival game (already in use)- "They already started without me..."
• Can't activate Cawnival game (not token)- "That's not what it wants."
• Can't summon Corvus (already here)- "Mr. Raven? Are you here?"
• Can't summon Corvus (busy)- "I suppose he has more important things to do."
• Can't summon Corvus (not Cawnival time)- "The ravens have deserted this place... I think I'll miss them."
• Missed in Hubbub for Grub- "I was too late..."

Nature - Plants

• Log (burning)- "Just a burning log."
• Charcoal- "Cold, dead and black, just like my heart."
• Marble Tree- "Be ye alive or be ye dead?"
• Sapling, Grass Tuft, and Spiky Bush (held)- "I like it dead, but it should probably be returned to the earth."
• Grass Tuft (picked)- "It has been killed."
• Cut Grass- "It never even knew it was alive. How fortunate."
• Berry Bush (picked)- "The wait begins."
• Berry Bush and Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "Its suffering will end soon."
• Berry Bush (held)- "How sad. You've no home."
• Reeds (picked)- "They have already been torn away."
• Cut Reeds- "The blade has sentenced you to death."
• Petals- "Its joy was so disparaging..."
• Lumpy Sapling- "This life appeared from nowhere."
• Burnt Spiky Bush- "It's unspeakably burnt."
• Twiggy Tree- "How all must toil for the necessities of life."
• Twiggy Tree (stump)- "Everything dies."
• Twiggy Tree (burning)- "It's burning brightly."
• Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "Used up and done for."
• Twiggy Tree (old)- "Thin. Sad. Shriveled."
• Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "It looks so innocent."
• Twiggy Tree Cone- "It's sad it's not in the earth."
• Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush (disease warning)- "It is on the precipice..."
• Diseased Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush- "It's not long for this world..."
• Juicy Berry Bush- "I could strip it clean, if I so chose..."
• Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "It's given all it had to give."
• Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "There's no life to be had here..."
• Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "How does it feel to be ripped from your home?"
• Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "It has crumpled under the heat."
• Marble Sprout- "It cares nothing for the laws of this world..."
• Marble Shrub- "Against all odds, it has flourished in life..."
• Rose- "Prickly and blood red."
• Succulent- "Life is resilient."
• Succulent (held)- "Plucked from the safety of its desert home."
• Bull Kelp- "It's just seaweed."
• Bull Kelp (picked)- "There's no more seaweed here."
• Bull Kelp Stalk- "It's like a very slimy whip."
• Driftwood- "The bleached remains of a dead tree."
• Driftwood and Lune Tree (stump)- "It's met its end at our hands."
• Driftwood, Lune Tree, and Stone Fruit Bush (burning)- "Oh. It's burning."
• Driftwood and Lune Tree (burnt)- "Your suffering is over now."
• Driftwood Piece- "Bleached like bones left in the sun."
• Lune Tree- "A fleeting beauty."
• Lune Tree Blossom- "Delicate and impermanent."
• Lune Tree Sapling- "It grows, against all odds."
• Stone Fruit Bush- "It's born fruit."
• Stone Fruit Bush (picked)- "It has nothing to offer me."
• Stone Fruit Bush (barren)- "It will never again bear fruit."
• Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "I feel much the same."
• Stone Fruit Bush (disease warning)- "Vileness spreads within it."
• Diseased Stone Fruit Bush- "It is corrupt. Tainted."
• Sprouting Stone Fruit- "Why do you persevere?"
• Spiny Bindweed- "All the thorns of a rose, with none of the beauty."
• Binding Roots- "I suppose I must deserve this."
• Plant (happy)- "The plant, at least, seems to be doing well."
• Plant (stressed)- "Something around is making its life quite difficult."
• Plant (very stressed)- "It is positively miserable. A kindred spirit."
• Plant (stressed, killjoys nearby)- "The garden is a bit untidy..."
• Plant (stressed, not enough identical plants nearby)- "It's lonely... it needs family..."
• Plant (stressed, too many plants nearby)- "It's too close to the other plants... it's suffocating..."
• Plant (stressed, bad season)- "It was not made to withstand the harshness of this season."
• Plant (stressed, not enough water)- "Perhaps it might need some water?"
• Plant (stressed, poor nutrients)- "It is starved for nutrients."
• Plant (stressed, left unattended)- "Perhaps it just needs some reassurance."
• Giant Carrots- "A clump of giant, gnarled roots for eating."
• Giant Corn- "I could pop enough corn for everyone."
• Giant Pumpkin- "If only it could become a carriage and carry me far away from here."
• Giant Eggplant- "Unfortunately it's not poisonous, despite its sickly purple shade."
• Giant Durian- "Why did this one have to grow so large?"
• Giant Pomegranate- "I wonder how long a single seed would keep one trapped in the underworld..."
• Giant Dragon Fruit- "It nearly became a dragon."
• Giant Watermelon- "One could drown in so much watermelon..."
• Giant Toma Root- "It looks like a giant heart. Shall I cut it open?"
• Giant Potato- "I'm not sure if I could even carry it on my own..."
• Giant Asparagus- "Sigh. I suppose all these vegetables will keep my strength up..."
• Giant Onion- "You won't draw any tears from me."
• Giant Garlic- "Oh. It's nicely braided."
• Giant Pepper- "That is a very significant amount of pepper."
• Giant Rotten Crop- "Dead and rotting."
• Great Tree Trunk- "I'd be filled with awe if my heart still felt such things."
• Great Tree Root- "Perhaps my boat will be dashed upon it."
• Mossy Vine- "This would make a good hangman's tree."
• Knobbly Tree- "Its roots have the appearance of sunbleached bones."
• Knobbly Tree Nut- "How strange that it doesn't drown when dropped to the bottom of the ocean."
• Above-Average Tree Trunk- "It reminds me of happier days, sitting in the dappled shade..."

Nature - Objects

• Gold Nugget- "Even in purgatory it remains the most precious of metals."
• Skeleton- "I envy your escape."
• Glommer's Statue (mined)- "Death has claimed it."
• Florid Postern- "Its beauty is twinged with a heartbreaking sadness."
• Gigantic Beehive- "Dripping with enmity. And honey."
• Honey Patch- "The bees left their sweet mark upon the earth."
• Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "It is not a danger... yet..."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "I feel.. Queasy..."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "A beautiful corruption lies at its base..."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "There's a sickly beauty to it..."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "Perhaps it wanted to hide the shame of its monstrous form?"
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "The more the marble wastes, the more the statue grows."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "We all have monsters within, I suppose."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "It's been made whole again. Lucky."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "Not everyone can be put back together after falling apart."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "If only the rest of us could be whole again."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "It wants out..."
• Magma- "I could jump in and be done."
• Rock- "It's... a rock... Sigh."
• Crispy Skeleton- "The flame has cleansed this poor wretched soul."
• Marble Statue (Comedy)- "Each of us wear many masks."
• Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "A chilling thought... What if nothing's beneath the mask?"
• Marble Statue (Pawn and Vase)- "Cold, hard stone..."
• Meteor- "Even that is not permanent."
• Moon Rock- "It's traveled so far..."
• Celestial Orb- "Its pallor reminds me of Abigail."
• Celestial Portal- "Cold and beautiful like death."
• Moon Stone (broken)- "It's been ravaged by time."
• Moon Stone (repaired)- "I felt a terrible chill run down my spine."
• Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Perhaps it thirsts for a sacrifice. Where's Webber..."
• Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "Bathed in the pale eternal light..."
• Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "That doesn't look right..."
• Moon Rubble- "Now it will never decay..."
• Petrified Evergreen- "Now it will never die..."
• Rock Den- "Oh. The abyss is staring back at me..."
• Skeleton (all players)- "I envy you, %s. Maybe I should play with %s?"
• Stagehand- "My heart aches with its beauty."
• Stagehand (walking)- "A creature of shadow that seeks the light... how sad..."
• Suspicious Marble (rook)- "Strange marble debris..."
• Suspicious Marble (knight)- "Off with his head! Heehee."
• File:Sculpture Bishophead.pngSuspicious Marble (bishop)- "How did this get here?"
• Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "I can make that face too..."
• Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "A 'puppy', frozen in time."
• Loot Stash- "Should we peek inside...?"
• Lake- "A place to drown my sorrows."
• Lake (dry)- "If only my tears could dry up like this lake."
• Cave-in Boulder- "Call me Sisyphus."
• Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "So close, yet so far away."
• Garden Detritus- "You don't belong here."
• Anenemy- "It's a starfish."
• Anenemy (closed)- "If only it had swallowed me whole."
• Anenemy Trap- "A pity it didn't crunch me up when it had the chance."
• Celestial Altar Base- "It wants to find its missing pieces."
• Celestial Altar Idol- "Abby and I will help put you back together."
• Celestial Altar Orb- "It wants some sort of energy."
• Celestial Altar (incomplete)- "It doesn't feel good to be incomplete."
• Celestial Altar- "Heehee. Yes, I'd love to hear a secret."
• Inactive Celestial Tribute- "You're safe now."
• Celestial Tribute- "The whispers... are getting louder..."
• Celestial Sanctum Icon- "I will take you to your final resting place."
• Celestial Sanctum Ward- "So lost and alone... my sister and I will help you."
• Celestial Sanctum- "You are whole again."
• Celestial Fissure- "I see the light."
• Celestial Fissure (no light)- "Even the earth is falling apart under the pressure."
• Hot Spring- "When I gaze upon my reflection, a ghost stares back at me."
• Hot Spring (bombed)- "I don't see how this helped."
• Hot Spring (glassed over)- "The top is solid glass."
• Hot Spring (empty)- "Nothing left for me here..."
• Inviting Formation- "I sense a presence within..."
• Moon Glass- "What a sickly color."
• Moon Shard- "Its sharp edge would end this quickly."
• Sea Bones- "The sea rejects its dead."
• Shattered Spider Hole- "Terrible creatures lurk within."
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (initial)- "Perhaps broken things can be fixed... over time..."
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (upgraded)- "It's hardly worth saving."
• Hermit Bee Box- "There are only memories of sweetness here."
• Hermit Bee Box (no honey)- "Work, bees!"
• Hermit Bee Box (some honey)- "Toil on."
• Hermit Bee Box (full of honey)- "Their toils have been fruitful!"
• Hermit Bee Box (burnt)- "Burnt honey."
• Hermit Drying Rack- "One can't survive long without food..."
• Hermit Drying Rack (meat and non-meat drying)- "It sways in the drying wind."
• Hermit Drying Rack (meat and non-meat done)- "The drying is over."
• Hermit Drying Rack (meat and non-meat drying in rain)- "The rain is keeping it from drying."
• File:Hermit Drying Rack Burnt.pngHermit Drying Rack (burnt)- "It's done drying. Forever."
• Plugged Fissure- "They're trapped... for now."
• Baritone Shell Bell- "I wish I had a song left in my heart to sing."
• Alto Shell Bell- "They are rather pretty..."
• Soprano Shell Bell- "Abigail, do you remember collecting shells on the beach?"
• Boat Fragment- "Wreckage is all that remains."
• Sea Stack- "I could steer toward it and resign myself to a watery fate."
• Salt Formation- "Those figures can't be natural."
• Salt Formation (partially mined)- "The cycle begins anew."
• Salt Formation (completely mined)- "It's been utterly destroyed."
• Salt Crystals- "Almost as salty as my bitter tears."
• Ocean Debris- "Nothing but grass and muck."
• Wobster Mound- "A damp and dreary home."
• Moon Glass Mound- "What lives within that cold glass mound?"
• Shell Cluster- "They're all clumped together... it seems a shame to separate them..."
• Sunken Chest (locked)- "Of course. It's locked."
• Sunken Chest (unlocked)- "No treasure could replace what I've lost."
• Mysterious Energy- "Is something hiding in there?"
• Charged Glassy Rock- "There's light trapped inside."
• Infused Moon Shard- "It feels almost alive, somehow."
• Moongleam- "It doesn't feel of this world."
• Odd Tool/Reticulating Buffer- "Oh, I wish I knew if this is the tool he asked for..."
• Weird Tool/Widget Deflubber- "Abigail, do you think this looks like a... whatever he said?"
• Strange Tool/Grommet Scriber- "I wonder if this might be what that strange old man was looking for?"
• Funky Tool/Conceptual Scrubber- "Well, I've found something. I wonder if it's what he's looking for..."
• Bizarre Tool/Calibrated Perceiver- "This looks like something that strange old man might have a use for."
• Energetic Static- "That looks rather dangerous... I wonder if he'd let me try."
• Restrained Static- "I can see a little spark inside."
• Lunar Essence Extractor- "It's draining the life from that creature..."
• Sea Strider Nest- "Something sinister lurks above us."
• File:Sea Strider Nest Burnt.pngSea Strider Nest (burnt)- "Nothing but ash remains."
• Conspicuous Chest- "What terrible things hide within?"
• Conspicuous Chest (shimmering)- "I feel its strange light drawing me in, like a moth to the flame."
• File:Conspicuous Chest Burnt.pngConspicuous Chest (burnt)- "It didn't belong in this world."

Nature - Caves

• Sinkhole (full)- "There's no room at the cave party for me..."
• Exit to Surface (full)- "Oh... I guess I'm not invited to the surface party..."
• Bat Cave- "They're just lurking in there..."
• Red Mushtree (blooming)- "All its efforts fall on rocky soil."
• Green Mushtree (blooming)- "It has a glowing presence."
• Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "It's trying so hard. Why?"
• Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "This one is frail and scorned. Like a friend."
• Red Spore- "Its life is short, but beautiful."
• Green Spore- "It has no concept of time, or loss."
• Blue Spore- "Be free, little one!"
• Red, Green, and Blue Spore (held)- "So many have perished. But this one is safe."
• Withered Flower- "This is the fate of all things."
• Mysterious Plant- "It seems out of place."
• Fossil Fragment- "It is death, preserved."
• Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "We must find more pieces."
• Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "Death has a sense of humor."
• Odd Skeleton (complete)- "What horrors have we resurrected here today?"
• Lunar Mushtree- "Curiouser and curiouser."
• Lunar Spore- "Pop goes the weaselly little thing."
• Vitreoasis and Small Vitreoasis- "A rare bit of beauty in this dark, dreary place."
• Naked Mole Bat Burrow- "Abigail keeps daring me to touch it..."
• Nightmare Rampart- "Something wicked this way comes."

Nature - Ruins

• Ancient Chest- "It is touched by death."
• Ancient Chest (shaking)- "It judges my very being."
• Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "A beacon of hope left unlit... How fitting."
• Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "Take us far from here."
• Ancient Gateway (activated)- "Hope springs infernal."
• Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "Oh well. I hope it's a quick death."
• Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "We can't do that again for awhile."
• Ancient Obelisk- "Scrawlings of a tongue lost to time."
• Ancient Beacon- "There is no light to be found."
• Ancient Beacon (active)- "A deathly light dances across the room."
• Ancient Mural (first)- "A people struck by famine and sorrow."
• Ancient Mural (second)- "A piece of their story, lost to time."
• Ancient Mural (third)- "They are consumed by darkness."
• Ancient Mural (fourth)- "Then, rebirth."
• Ancient Mural (fifth)- "Finally, a city, full of life."
• Atrium Statue- "A tortured soul."
• Ornate Pedestal (empty)- "It's not yet whole."
• Ornate Pedestal (with gem)- "It already has its treasure."
• Ancient Moon Statue- "This place feels rather like a tomb."
• Sealed Portal (switch off)- "It's long dead."
• Sealed Portal (switch on)- "Not everything can come back so easily."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (first)- "Words of a dead language."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (second and fourth)- "It was important enough to carve into stone, but we'll never know the meaning."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (third and fifth)- "What a pity."
• Tidy Hidey-Hole- "Poor things, their home is no longer safe from us."
• Ancient Kiln (empty)- "It's covered in dust."
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, long time left)- "Whatever's in there isn't dead yet."
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, short time left)- "It needs to boil."
• Ancient Kiln (finished)- "Finally, food."
• Ancient Kiln (burnt)- "Burnt to a crisp."
• Ancient Guard Post (inactive)- "There's no life in it."
• Ancient Guard Post (active)- "How sad... there's nobody left to guard."
• Security Pulse- "Where are you going?"
• Sentrypede Husk- "It's dead."
• Fountain of Knowledge (inactive)- "Devoid of life. Like everything in this place."
• Fountain of Knowledge (active)- "All the knowledge in the world won't bring Abigail back."
• Distilled Knowledge- "How am I to get it open? Perhaps the key is nearby."
• Archival Stone Wall- "What will protect me from what's inside?"
• Archival Thulecite Wall- "These didn't protect the ancients, now did they!"

Turfs

• Fungal Turf- "Some ground."
• All Turfs- "Some ground."

Mobs - Monsters

• Damaged Bishop- "Time wins all battles."
• Guardian Pig- "How Orwellian."
• Walrus Tusk- "I gnash at thee."
• Mosquito- "It thieves others' life to maintain its own."
• Gem Deer- "Some chains are physical..."
• Grumble Bee- "Their devotion knows no bounds."
• Lavae- "It burns with the fires of Hell."
• Hound (corpse)- "It's dead."
• Hound (corpse, burning)- "Fare thee well."
• Hound (corpse, reanimating)- "You should have stayed dead."
• Horror Hound- "For this creature, to live is to suffer."
• Horror Hound (sleeping)- "Don't wake up."
• Horror Hound (dead)- "It's better this way."
• Moonrock Pengull- "To let it live would be a cruelty."
• Moonrock Pengull (sleeping)- "Don't wake up."
• Moonrock Pengull (dead)- "It's better this way."
• Shattered Spider- "Death on legs."
• Shattered Spider (sleeping)- "It slumbers soundly."
• Shattered Spider (dead)- "It's the way of all things."
• Cookie Cutter- "Their faces are twisted with hunger."
• Cookie Cutter Shell- "All that remains of its former occupant."
• Rockjaw- "Are you here to send me to a watery grave?"
• Naked Mole Bat- "Nature has played a cruel joke on this creature."
• Ancient Sentrypede- "I suppose I'm to be crushed by a bug... an ironic end."
• Fruit Fly- "They have no respect for living things."
• Moonblind Crow- "Mr. Crow, you don't look well."
• Misshapen Bird- "Something is terribly wrong with that bird."
• Nurse Spider- "It's only prolonging the inevitable. How sad."
• Sea Strider- "Its legs look so thin and delicate, like they could snap at the slightest kick..."
• Egg of Terror- "One more blight will be brought into this world."
• Suspicious Peeper- "I can feel the sting of their sharp gaze..."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Gobbler- "Dumb bird! Stay away from the berries!"
• Mandrake (planted)- "The mighty mandrake. It's best picked at night."
• Mandrake (follower)- "Onward, vegetable minion!"
• Mandrake (cooked, 1)- "Now it's just food."
• Mandrake (cooked, 2)- "It was a good death. You will be delicious."
• Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Yet, again I wake to life. Sigh."
• Grass Gekko- "This is a creature ruled by fear."
• Star-sky- "It's not floating, yet."
• Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "It's reached its natural state."
• Hutch- "He is blissfully ignorant."
• Canary- "Such a cherry yellow... I can't stand it."
• Canary (held)- "You're at my mercy, bird."
• Canary (poisoned)- "Pestilence and death will soon claim you."
• Saffron Feather- "A canary feather, golden as the gilded cage."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "A spark of life illuminating the darkness."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "Enjoy your happiness while it lasts, little lavae."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "He is suffering the pangs of hunger."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "He is approaching death."
• Lavae Egg- "Is it even worth it to put stake in your future?"
• Lavae Egg (cracked)- "The egg is warm, but my heart is still cold."
• Lavae Egg (too cold)- "This egg is almost as cold as my heart."
• Lavae Tooth- "Forsooth, it's a tooth."
• Chilled Lavae- "Cold-blooded."
• No-Eyed Deer- "It lives in a constant state of fear."
• No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "That horn won't protect you."
• Deer Antler- "We have grabbed life by its horn... though I wish we hadn't."
• Puffin- "Oh, to be so carefree."
• Puffin (held)- "Life is not fair, is it?"
• Puffin (sleeping)- "It slumbers soundly."
• Carrat- "I despise how it skitters..."
• Carrat (held)- "Freedom is not for you."
• Carrat (sleeping)- "It is arrested by deepest sleep."
• Carrat (dead)- "It is no more."
• Moon Moth- "Such beauty can never last."
• Moon Moth (held)- "Give up. You won't escape my grasp."
• Lunar Wobster- "This world has made it hard, and sharp."
• Bulbous Lightbug- "A small spot of light in the darkness... waiting to be snuffed out."
• Dust Moth- "They seem to live only to clean. What a tiresome life."
• Friendly Fruit Fly- "Oh. It seems to be friendly."
• Friendly Fruit Fly Fruit- "Now you may trade your lord for a queen."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Killer Bee- "A bee without conscience."
• Shelmet- "It certainly didn't help the original owner."
• Snurtle Shell Armor- "A suit to hide from one's problems."
• Saladmander- "It prefers to be alone."
• Saladmander (ripe)- "You simply look too delicious."
• Saladmander (sleeping)- "It is arrested by deepest sleep."
• Gnarwail- "I cannot escape its piercing gaze... or horn.
• Gnarwail (broken horn)- "Some things remain broken forever."
• Gnarwail (follower)- "Do you really wish to come with me?"
• Gnarwail (follower, broken horn)- "You've lost something dear to you too, haven't you?"
• Gnarwail Horn- "It's so sharp..."
• Skittersquid- "Bright eyes for dark times."
• Loyal Merm Guard- "Friend or foe?"
• Sea Weed- "How pretty."
• Seedshell- "Nature rejects me..."
• Sea Sprout Starter- "Even if I plant it, the fickle thing may turn against me."
• Sea Sprout- "Even if I plant it, the fickle thing may turn against me."
• Mush Gnome- "It's so... bouncy."
• Grass Gator- "It fears what it does not know."

Mobs - Tallbird family

• Hatching Tallbird Egg- "A tiny, fragile being, struggling for the light."
• Smallish Tallbird- "Will you leave too?"

Mobs - Bosses

• Treeguard (normal)- "It was summoned by the death of its family..."
• Moose/Goose nesting ground- "A cradle of life. I hate it."
• Bee Queen- "As regal as she is ruthless..."
• Bee Queen Crown- "What dark machinations were once concocted beneath?"
• Klaus- "I see him when I'm sleeping..."
• Stag Antler- "The key to our prosperity..."
• Antlion- "Do you know any riddles?"
• Antlion (happy)- "The gifts made it happier..."
• Antlion (upset)- "A deep rage brews within..."
• Desert Stone- "It came from the belly of the sphinx."
• Desert Stone (active)- "Take me far from here."
• Sand Spike- "Aim for my heart..."
• Sand Castle- "Mockery of a spoiled childhood."
• Glass Spike- "My warped reflection stares back at me with malice."
• Glass Castle- "A moment frozen in time."
• Toadstool Cap- "Look how whimsical it is... We must kill it."
• Toadstool Cap (hole)- "Just like the one in my heart."
• Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "Something has filled the void. In the ground, I mean."
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "Just swallow us whole and end our misery."
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "I think I'll be reunited with Abigail soon."
• Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "A death cap, surely."
• Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "Death in mushroom form."
• Shroom Skin- "A reminder of the death we wrought."
• Reanimated Skeleton- "Not even death is permanent."
• Ancient Fuelweaver- "Do you mourn, too?"
• Woven Shadow- "Death would be a kindness."
• Bone Armor- "I shall wrap myself in death's sweet embrace."
• Bone Helm- "A tortured mind dwelled within."
• Shadow Thurible- "An ember that burns with the stuff of nightmares."
• Malbatross- "What a horrid bird!"
• Malbatross Feather- "It won't be needing these anymore."
• Malbatross Bill- "How gruesome."
• Crab King- "One of us will be sent to a watery grave..."
• Crab King (inert)- "A crumbling edifice of sand... it's not even decorated."
• Imposing Claw- "It wants to drag me down to the icy depths of the sea."
• Cracked Pearl- "I seem to leave only misery in my wake..."
• Lord of the Fruit Flies- "I would curtsy, but I've decided that I don't like you at all."
• Celestial Champion (phase 1)- "We've brought on our own demise."
• Celestial Champion (phase 1, dead)- "Even the mighty must fall."
• Celestial Champion (phase 2)- "It is not through yet."
• Moonglass Spike- "Oh... it missed."
• Celestial Champion (phase 2, dead)- "Will it rise again, I wonder?"
• Celestial Champion (phase 3)- "It's beautiful..."
• Enlightening Snare- "It beckons me with the promise of endless slumber..."
• Celestial Champion (phase 3, dead)- "Perhaps now death has finally claimed it."
• Defeated Celestial Champion- "Nothing can escape death for long."
• Enlightened Crown- "When I wear it, i-it's harder to see Abigail..."
• Enlightened Crown Shard- "It broke apart."
• Eye of Terror- "Beware the evil eye."
• Twins of Terror- "Don't worry... Abby and I will make sure you leave this world together."
• Eye Mask- "I am the beholder of the eye."
• Shield of Terror- "Nothing can truly shield you from the horrors of this cruel world."

Mobs - Other

• Crabby Hermit/Pearl- "It's a tragic fate, to be left behind by those you love."
• Pearl's Pearl- "I will be its caretaker."
• Gestalt- "I can feel their fear and loneliness."
• Greater Gestalt- "I don't think they want us here."
• Pipspook- "Another life cut short."
• Royal-In-Progress- "Are you ready to shoulder the burdens of leadership?"
• King of the Merms- "He does look very regal, despite the warts."
• Woby (small)- "I wonder how she came to this miserable place."
• Woby (big)- "She's... soft. And nice."
• Grainy Transmission- "He flickers and fades... perhaps he's a spirit?"

Other Players

Wilson

• Generic- "How do you do, %s?"
• Attacker- "%s is unstable."
• Murderer- "You've gone mad, scientist."
• Reviver- "Abigail likes you, %s."
• Ghost- "That was a bad experiment, %s..."
• Firestarter- "Douse your fires, %s."

Willow

• Generic- "How do you do, %s?"
• Attacker- "%s is a madwoman."
• Murderer- "You've made a terrible error, %s."
• Reviver- "Abigail likes you, %s. Do you like her?"
• Ghost- "Say hi to Abigail while I go get you a heart, %s."
• Firestarter- "Let's watch the world burn together, %s."

Wolfgang

• Generic- "Hi %s. Why are you shaking?"
• Attacker- "I don't trust %s. Fear makes people dangerous."
• Murderer- "Strength is meaningless if you can't catch me..."
• Reviver- "Don't be scared, %s. Abigail just wants to be friends."
• Ghost- "%s... Everyone leaves..."
• Firestarter- "Fire won't protect you, %s."

Wendy

• Generic- "She looks sad..."
• Attacker- "%s... she's no sister of mine."
• Murderer- "Have we not seen enough death, %s?"
• Reviver- "I hope Abigail doesn't like you more than me..."
• Ghost- "At least a heart could return one sister to this world..."
• Firestarter- "Fire probably isn't the method I would choose..."

WX-78

• Generic- "How do you do, %s?"
• Attacker- "Do you have a conscience, %s?"
• Murderer- "None of us are above death, %s!"
• Reviver- "Abigail likes you, %s."
• Ghost- "Say 'Pretty Please' and I might get you a heart, %s."
• Firestarter- "I'd begun to think you were all talk, %s."

Wickerbottom

• Generic- "How do you do, Ms. %s?"
• Attacker- "Ms. %s... do you turn your wits against us?"
• Murderer- "'Murder', she wrote."
• Reviver- "Abigail likes you, Ms. %s."
• Ghost- "Everyone that leaves takes a piece of my heart..."
• Firestarter- "Ms. %s, wreathed in flames."

Woodie

• Generic- "How do you do, %s?"
• Attacker- "%s is plotting something dastardly with that axe."
• Murderer- "I'll send you someplace much nicer than this, %s."
• Reviver- "Abigail likes you, %s. But she likes Lucy more."
• Ghost- "We'll get a heart, but are you sure you want to come back, %s?"
• Werebeaver- "He pinky-promised I'd get to ride on his shoulders. Such lies."
• Ghost Werebeaver- "The curse haunts you even in death, %s?"
• Weremoose- "It looks like your condition has worsened, %s."
• Ghost Weremoose- "I'll find a way to return you to this mortal coil. If you wish."
• Weregoose- "Hah... you look so silly I almost... well, nevermind."
• Ghost Weregoose- "Why stay when you could fly away from this place?"
• Firestarter- "Fire setting does not seem in your best interest..."

Wes

• Generic- "How do you do, %s?"
• Attacker- "There's something you're not telling us..."
• Murderer- "%s, this is the end... for you!"
• Reviver- "Abigail says she understands you, %s."
• Ghost- "You won't leave us if I get you a heart, right?"
• Firestarter- "There are other ways to express yourself, %s."

Maxwell

• Generic- "How are you coping, %s?"
• Attacker- "I don't think I trust %s yet."
• Murderer- "Cursed villain!"
• Reviver- "He's gone from Sisyphus to Lazarus."
• Ghost- "Should I revive you, %s? Hmm..."
• Firestarter- "Are you trying to kindle a bad reputation?"

Wigfrid

• Generic- "How do you do, %s?"
• Attacker- "%s... she's bloodthirsty."
• Murderer- "It'll all be over soon, %s."
• Reviver- "It seems your heart is strong too, %s..."
• Ghost- "Come back, %s... Take my heart..."
• Firestarter- "Do the Norse have a god of fire, %s?"

Webber

• Generic- "Hey, %s!"
• Attacker- "%s, are you friend... or foe?"
• Murderer- "Don't worry, %s. This won't hurt a bit."
• Reviver- "You could never be a monster, %s."
• Ghost- "A heart could bring back my friend, %s..."
• Firestarter- "%s, let's find a game that doesn't involve... burning."

Winona

• Generic- "How do you do, %s?"
• Attacker- "There is anger in %s's heart."
• Murderer-"Abigail and I will have fun with you!"
• Reviver- "Hi %s. Abigail says 'thank-you'."
• Ghost- "You can't escape that way, %s. I've tried."
• Firestarter- "Is fire important in your line of work...?"

Wortox

• Generic- "Heehee. You're funny, %s."
• Attacker- "You haven't been a good imp today, %s."
• Murderer- "Abby and I will put your souls to rest!"
• Reviver- "%s is reliable when it counts."
• Ghost- "Did you lose a game, %s?"
• Firestarter- "Abby and I know what you did, %s."

Wormwood

• Generic- "How do you do, %s?"
• Attacker- "%s has developed a taste for blood."
• Murderer- "Don't worry, %s. I'll end it quickly."
• Reviver- "%s's friendship extends beyond the veil."
• Ghost- "You were too good for this world, %s."
• Firestarter- "If you play with fire, you're liable to get burned..."

Warly

• Generic- "How do you do, %s?"
• Attacker- "What if he was just fattening us up, all along?"
• Murderer- "Your treachery ends here, %s."
• Reviver- "Sometimes he shows he cares without cooking."
• Ghost- "I'll mourn you, %s."
• Firestarter- "Abby and I know what you've been doing."

Wurt

• File:Wurt DST.pngGeneric- "Hello, %s."
• Attacker- "If you won't play nice, you can't play with us!"
• Murderer- "You should've stayed hidden in your swamp!"
• Reviver- "That was very nice of you, %s."
• Ghost- "I'm so sorry, %s."
• Firestarter- "Maybe we should play a different game..."

Walter

• Generic- "Hello %s, how do you do?"
• Attacker- "I'll get you back for that, %s!"
• Murderer- "It seems the killer was among us all along."
• Reviver- "Maybe I should listen to %s more often."
• Ghost- "Abigail's been dying to meet you, %s."
• Firestarter- "You've been breaking your own rules, %s..."

Wanda

• Generic- "How do you do, %s?"
• Attacker- "You're no fun at all, %s!"
• Murderer- "You prolong your own life while robbing others of theirs? No more."
• Reviver- "Couldn't you have brought Abigail back instead?"
• Ghost- "Have you and Abigail become aquainted yet?"
• Firestarter- "Is this world to end in fire, %s?"

Wonkey

• Generic- "Why hello there. Did the other monkeys shun you?"
• Attacker- "I think I know why the other monkeys cast you out."
• Murderer- "I think it's time Abigail and I put an end to your games... for good."
• Reviver- "What a strange creature you are."
• Ghost- "Now you and Abigail can play together."
• Firestarter- "Monkeys shouldn't play with fire."

Other (Mod Characters)

• Generic- "How do you do, %s?"
• Attacker- "%s... they'll betray us."
• Murderer- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Reviver- "Abigail likes you, %s."
• Ghost- "A heart could return %s to this world..."
• Firestarter- "Do you wish to see the world burn?"

Food - Meats

• Drumstick- "Makes a good thud, and it's nutritious!"
• Runty Guppy- "It didn't have enough time to grow."
• Needlenosed Squirt- "I'm afraid you've splished your last splash."
• Bitty Baitfish- "I suppose it will do for now."
• Smolt Fry- "All my efforts reap only the smallest rewards."
• Popperfish- "It looks oddly... crunchy?"
• Fallounder- "It already reeks of decay."
• Bloomfin Tuna- "Hmph. I see no resemblance."
• Scorching Sunfish- "The sun has set on your time in this world."
• Spittlefish- "What a rude little creature."
• Mudfish- "What a horrendous looking creature."
• Deep Bass- "I'm afraid your time is up."
• Dandy Lionfish- "It fought hard to live. A shame, really."
• Black Catfish- "My luck couldn't possibly be worse than it already is."
• Corn Cod- "Its existence must be so confusing."
• Ice Bream- "It has no warmth... like my life without Abigail."
• Sweetish Fish- "A fish, by any name, should not smell sweet."
• Barnacles- "We pried it from its home."
• Cooked Barnacles- "It's... chewy."
• Naked Nostrils- "It won't be bothering us anymore."
• Charred Nostrils- "It doesn't look more appetizing now."

Food - Fruits

• Lesser Glow Berry- "Better the worm's light than its tongue."
• Juicy Berries- "I'd better consume these before death does."
• Roasted Juicy Berries- "This hasn't halted the decay, merely stalled it."
• Fig- "Abigail always told me they were filled with wasps."
• Cooked Fig- "Any wasps it held seem to have been burned away."

Food - Vegetables

• Pumpkin- "It's as big as the hole where my heart once was."
• Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Its defenses have been stripped away."
• Cooked Asparagus- "If I ever feel like eating anything, I'll eat it."
• Kelp Fronds- "It's... I don't know. Sigh."
• Cooked Kelp Fronds- "The things we do for sustenance."
• Dried Kelp Fronds- "We took it out of the ocean, then took the ocean out of it."
• Stone Fruit- "It grew on a tree, but it looks like a rock."
• Ripe Stone Fruit- "I can eat it now."
• Cooked Stone Fruit- "It might actually taste good at this point."
• Garlic- "It gives food flavor."
• Roasted Garlic- "It smells a bit nice."
• Onion- "I never cry."
• Roasted Onion- "It will never make anyone cry again."
• Pepper- "It looks so tiny and insignificant."
• Roasted Pepper- "What can this tiny plant possibly do to fill my empty life?"
• Potato- "It has eyes, yet it never cries."
• Roasted Potato- "Now its eyes will never open."
• Toma Root- "Red as heart's blood."
• Roasted Toma Root- "Its flesh is far more bloody now."
• Moon Shroom- "It took nourishment from dead things, now its death will nourish me."
• Cooked Moon Shroom- "All is malleable."
• Fire Nettle Fronds- "They sting terribly."
• Forget-Me-Lots- "They are rather pretty for a weed."
• Tillweeds- "A most stubborn weed."

Food - Crock Pot

• Fish Tacos- "Hopefully no bones still linger."
• Meaty Stew- "You'd be surprised how much life can be gleaned from death and bones."
• Pumpkin Cookies- "Why indulge in such childish things?"
• Taffy- "Who knew such sweet things could exist here?"
• Spicy Chili- "Abigail hated spicy foods."
• Jellybeans- "Beans that shall never know life."
• Bone Bouillon- "Supper looks good."
• Hot Dragon Chili Salad- "I missed having someone make me dinner..."
• Fish Cordon Bleu- "It's actually... really good..."
• Asparagazpacho- "Cold and watery like a sailor's grave."
• Glow Berry Mousse- "It swirls like the endless abyss."
• Creamy Potato Purée- "My stomach rumbles just looking at it..."
• Moqueca- "Thank-you, Warly."
• Grim Galette- "It tastes like melancholy. Mmm."
• Stuffed Pepper Poppers- "They're so good I almost forgot my crushing grief."
• Puffed Potato Soufflé- "A dish as delicate as life itself."
• Fancy Spiralled Tubers- "Spiralling, just like my life."
• Salsa Fresca- "I don't feel much like dancing."
• Volt Goat Chaud-Froid- "It zaps your tongue."
• Barnacle Pita- "My pita is filled with disappointment."
• Barnacle Nigiri- "It's cold..."
• Barnacle Linguine- "I like my noodles plain, with butter."
• Stuffed Fish Heads- "They make starving seem almost appealing..."
• Leafy Meatloaf- "It's nothing like any meatloaf I've tried."
• Veggie Burger- "It's drab and flavorless..."
• Jelly Salad- "Oh. I thought it was dessert..."
• Beefy Greens- "This salad tastes strange..."
• Mushy Cake- "Will it make me grow? Or shrink perhaps? Mushrooms are funny things."
• Soothing Tea- "Would you care for a tea party, Abigail?"
• Figatoni- "The fig cowers in its pasta shell."
• Figkabab- "The fig pieces look like little pierced hearts."
• Fig-Stuffed Trunk- "How terrible."
• Figgy Frogwich- "Sweet and only a little slimy."
• Bunny Stew- "You were fast, little rabbit, but death is faster."
• Frozen Banana Daiquiri‎- "This won't be of help to my cold, cold heart."

Food - Other

• Carrot Seeds- "It's a carrot that's waiting to be."
• Corn Seeds- "The seed of life, so tiny in my hand."
• Toasted Seeds- "The fire has toasted their life away."
• Royal Jelly- "We stole it out of the mouths of baby bees."
• Moon Moth Wings- "It's the way of all things."
• Garlic, Onion, Potato, and Toma Root Seeds- "The life they contain is a mystery."
• Pepper Seeds- "Will I live to see this grow?"
• Milky Whites-"Ashes to ashes, dust to... this."

Misc Items

• Fake Kazoo- "Just a temptation, like death."
• Tiny Rocketship- "I'll hold onto it... but only for my friend."
• Lying Robot- "I warned you, WX, never ingest bottles labeled "Drink me"."
• Dessicated Tentacle- "Not so slimy anymore, are we?"
• Lucy the Axe- "Hello... "Lucy"... I'd like you to meet my sister."
• Codex Umbra- "Do you want me to read you a story, Abigail?"
• Blueprint (rare)- "I'm surprised we didn't die trying to get this."
• Fur Tuft- "This came from a living creature."
• Sketch- "I think we could make what's drawn here..."
• Advert- "New methods for ripping fish from their peaceful lives."
• Ancient Key- "I think I know where it goes..."
• Shadow Atrium- "It beats with a sorrow to span the skies and plumb the darkest seas."
• Gnomette- "I'd carry this to the end of the world."
• Leaky Teacup- "I wish my life force would drain away like the tea."
• White and Black Bishop- "Winning with only one piece is hopeless."
• Bent Spork- "Two utensils that are one. It reminds me of myself and Abigail."
• Toy Trojan Horse- "It conceals tragedy."
• Unbalanced Top- "The spinning inevitably ends, just like life."
• Back Scratcher- "My back doesn't need scratching."
• Beaten Beater- "This tool has come to the end of its life."
• Frayed Yarn- "I'm not a-frayed."
• Shoe Horn- "I don't have a use for it."
• White and Black Knight- "I'd rather have the castle..."
• Lucky Cat Jar- "I've never been lucky."
• Air Unfreshener- "It smells of decay and death."
• Potato Cup- "That potato is as hollow as I am."
• White and Black Rook- "A horse! A horse! My castle for a horse!"
• Wire Hanger- "Now at least the wardrobe can be organized."
• Blue Moonlens- "Such an icy gaze..."
• Green Moonlens- "A green aura hangs over us..."
• Red Moonlens- "Now Wolfgang won't get "lost" when I invite him to play."
• Orange Moonlens- "It sees all, and yet nothing."
• Purple Moonlens- "Maybe now I'll lose fewer friends..."
• Yellow Moonlens- "What color were mother's eyes?"
• Iridescent Gem- "I see a million sad eyes reflecting back at me..."
• Moon Caller's Staff- "As cold and lifeless as... well..."
• Polar Light- "Stars die like everything else..."
• Beach Toy- "If only I could kick it."
• Crumpled Package- "It came from the depths."
• Lost Toy- "I get the feeling... that this meant a great deal to someone."
• Mourning Glory- "I promise to use it well."
• Message in a Bottle- "I wonder what poor forgotten soul sent that."
• Empty Bottle- "It holds nothing but emptiness."
• Bundle of Thanks- "For once I'm rewarded for my efforts."
• Shell Bell Bundle- "Abigail likes the shells."
• Tackle Box- "At least I won't have to carry bait in my pockets anymore."
• Spectackler Box- "I don't see what's so spectacular about it."
• Fish Food- "I had a pet fish once... it didn't last very long."
• Amberosia- "A treat devoid of sweetness..."
• Milkmade Hat- "This feels silly."
• Compost- "Rot and decay."
• Terrarium- "So much beauty contained inside, will it ever escape?"
• Terrarium (corrupted)- "The darkness of this world has corrupted it."
• Terrarium (activated)- "Abigail, are you doing that?"
• Terrarium (summoning)- "Ah... so it has escaped."
• Terrarium (dormant)- "All beauty fades with time."
• Terrarium (no boss setting)- "Let it be sealed away forever."

Adventure Mode

• Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "What mysteries will be revealed!"
• Maxwell Statue- "Did it go as you planned?"
• Sick Worm Hole- "It will soon give up."

Announcements

• Generic- "Sigh... I don't know."
• Activated a Bee Mine- "Bees! Maybe I'm allergic!"
• Dusk- "The sickly sweet scent of roses fills the air..."
• Failed to do something- "No... I can't..."
• Trying to sleep during the day- "The sun upsets me. I couldn't possibly sleep."
• Trying to sleep near monsters- "I can't sleep, there's death to be had."
• Dropping tool while wet- "Oh well, I didn't need it anyways."
• Already has Critter- "I can only have one..."
• Ancient Chest combo failed- "We failed... again..."
• Ancient Chest combo successful- "It accepted our items."
• Atrium destabilizing-
  • "The dead shall rise."
  • "The beasts are coming."
  • "Death is coming for us."
• Ruins renewal- "The dead are risen."
• Battlecry (Deer)- "Your life is mine!"
• Becoming ghost- "oOoooooO!!"
• Beefalo mount health low- "This beast... is not long for this world."
• Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "I'll have to be quicker to the saddle next time."
• Boat damaged- "Our boat weeps salty tears."
• Boat sinking- "Here I come, Ophelia."
• Blueprint already known- "I already possess that knowledge..."
• Can't learn Blueprint- "That knowledge is beyond me..."
• Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "It's... not right..."
• Can't build Celestial Portal (in Caves)- "I can't... not in here."
• Can't craft (missing ingredients)- "I'm always lacking something, aren't I..."
• Can't craft (unlearned recipe)- "I don't know how. I'm sorry."
• Can't craft (needs crafting station)- "I can't."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (generic)- "What's the point."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (on fire)- "I guess I won't be changing again anytime soon."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (in use)- "I'd like to use that after you. If you don't mind, I mean."
• Cannot construct Celestial Portal (occupied)- "No one wants to share with me."
• Cannot construct Celestial Portal (wrong material)- "It doesn't go there. I know the feeling."
• Cannot construct Celestial Portal (no materials)- "Nothing comes of nothing."
• Cannot construct Celestial Portal (wrong plans)- "I can't do anything right."
• Can't cook (in use)- "What are you making...? Smells good..."
• Can't fill watering can with ocean water- "Perhaps if I wanted my garden to die a slow, painful death..."
• Can't give Advert to Tackle Receptacle (already known)- "Oh... my information's useless..."
• Can't give Sketch to Potter's Wheel (already known)- "Oh... my information's useless..."
• Can't groom beefalo (no beefalo)- "There's nothing here for me to groom..."
• Can't groom beefalo (no hair)- "Perhaps once its fur grows in."
• Can't place fish on Fish Scale-O-Matic (too small)- "It was taken too soon..."
• Can't place oversized crop on Produce Scale (too small)- "Mine is too small..."
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "I think that's... wrong..."
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "There's no room..."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (Ancient Gateway not active)- "It has no will to live."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (structure wrong)- "These bones are grimly misassembled..."
• Can't rummage (occupied)- "I can come back later..."
• Can't store (occupied)- "Can I use that after you?"
• Can't rummage and store (Warly-exclusive object)- "That belongs to Warly."
• Can't shave (someone else's beefalo)- "I really shouldn't."
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (wrong key)- "It remains locked, like my heart."
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (Klaus)- "Death would surely find me if I tried..."
• Can't write on sign (in use)- "Take your time... I'll just watch."
• Can't build with encumbering item (wrong piece)- "Will I never make the pieces fit in this pitiful life?"
• Can't place in Moon Stone (not staff)- "That's not the right thing..."
• Caught in Binding Roots- "I suppose this is how it ends..."
• Caught in Bone Snare- "I am caged!"
• Sinkhole warning-
  • "The ground crumbles beneath me."
  • "May the earth swallow me whole."
  • "Oh, now what?"
• Cave-in warning- "We're going to be crushed..."
• Compass broken- "It feels the force of the earth no more."
• Danger, unable to leave game- "I can't let my guard down right now..."
• Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "Abigail?"
• Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
  • "Don't worry... Abby... I got it..."
  • "I don't... need help..."
  • "...huff..."
  • "Life... is a trial..."
  • "I'm... okay..."
  • "Hhnnfg..."
  • "...Suffering..."
  • "I must carry... my own burden..."
• Failed to lower sail-
  • "Well... that was a futile effort."
  • "As expected... utter failure."
  • "It seems I'm not cut out for a life of sailing."
• Failed to read Message in a Bottle- "The world is too dark... I can't see it clearly."
• Failed to revive Abigail- "Why isn't it working, Abigail?"
• Failed to revive Ghost- "Some things should stay dead."
• Flare set off by other player- "Someone just shot a flare..."
• Ghost sanity drain- "The ghosts... Want to play..."
• Health too low, unable to attune to Meat Effigy- "I can't... I don't feel so good..."
• Hitting Ancient Fuelweaver's Shadow Shield- "It has spirits to protect it..."
• Klaus enraged- "Death walks among us."
• Klaus entering second form- "The beast returns unchained."
• Klaus summoning Krampii- "Your pleas will fall on deaf ears."
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 1)- "I'll get you out..."
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 2)- "Almost."
• Mining Inviting Formation (finished)- "There."
• Mushroom Planter needs Living Log- "It doesn't need that. It needs a magic log."
• Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "It doesn't need that. It needs a mushroom."
• Mushroom Planter won't take Moon Cap- "They won't survive here."
• Not Gem- "I don't think that will work there..."
• Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "I got it wrong... again..."
• Not catching fish-
  • "It's not like I have anything better to do."
  • "I suppose I'll just starve."
  • "Perhaps I will be standing here forever."
  • "Fishing is rather dull, I don't know why people enjoy it."
• Paying tribute to Antlion-
  • "A gift..."
  • "We pay tribute, this day..."
  • "Its bloodlust is temporarily quenched."
• Plant diseased pick warning- "Smells like death."
• Plant diseased dig warning- "Your death has been delayed another day."
• Refusing to eat invalid food- "I would never."
• Refusing to eat yucky food- "I fear consuming that."
• Rowing mistimed-
  • "As usual, I seem to be out of step with the world."
  • "Abigail, perhaps you could take a turn rowing?"
  • "That was pathetic..."
• Shadow Thurible out of fuel- "A blessing in disguise."
• Teleporting with Lazy Deserter- "Did I die?"
• Trees petrifying- "A wave of sadness just washed over me...?"
• Trying to fish in ocean with Fishing Rod- "I can't catch anything out here with this flimsy rod."
• Trying to fish in pond with Sea Fishing Rod- "This might be overdoing it a bit."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, busy)- "Oh... I can tell you're busy..."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, dead)- "They've no need of material possessions where they've gone."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, inventory full)- "They're already too burdened by this world..."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, sleeping)- "They look so peaceful... I'll come back later."
• Unable to receive gift (danger)- "There's no time for presents, death has finally come for me!"
• Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "Can someone help me down... I have a present to open."
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (already bath bombed)- "It's already been done."
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (glassed over)- "It's covered in glass..."
• Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "Sadly, it is ablaze."
• Washing ashore after abandoning ship- "Oh good... I lived."
• Whirly Fan broken- "The fan has breathed its last."
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (not Nightmare Fuel)- "It refused my gift..."
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (dormant)- "I suppose it needs more time to recover from all it has been through."
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror arriving- "The abyss gazes into me!"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror leaving- "It's gone. And alas, I'm still here."
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror returning- "There is never an end to the madness."
• Can't assist Pipspook (already assisting another)- "I can only ferry one soul to their destination at a time..."
• Talking to plants-
  • "Abigail was the one who loved the garden. She would have been better at this than me."
  • "It must be so lonely, being stuck in the ground..."
  • "Go on then, grow if you must."
  • "Shall I stay and talk with you for a while?"
  • "I'll try to make your fleeting time in this world as comfortable as I can."

Skins

• Guest of Honor Set- "I'll only go to the party if Abigail comes too."
• Survivor Set- "I carry on for Abigail's sake."
• Triumphant Set- "Shadows are as black as ink, or night, or nightmares."
• Halloween Costume Set- "So alluring..."
• Challenger Set- "Abigail and I never fight."
• Gladiator Set- "I take no pleasure in this."
• Roseate Set- "A sickly, sweet rose, plucked in its prime. Why?"
• Snowfallen Set- "We all turn cold in time."
• Verdant Set- "Do you believe in fairies? If you believe, clap your hands."
• Culinarian Set- "Every meal ends in an empty plate."
• Victorian Set- "I am in deepest mourning..."
• Supernatural Set- "I am coming for you!"
• Magmatic Set- "My volcanic smoke shall encase the world in darkness."
• Nostalgic Set- "Abigail and I shared everything."

Removed

• Brush- "I'll rid the world of its fluff."
• Saddle- "As if the beast wasn't already carrying a burden..."
• Saddle- "As if the creature wasn't already burdened by the joke of life..."
• Bernie (active)- "He seeks sweet relief."
• Straw Hat- "When the sun beats mercilessly, life finds a way."
• Queenly Figure (shaking)- "Something wicked this way comes."
• Moon Rock Idol- "An otherworldly heart beats within it."
• Applied Horticulture- "Imagine, a rolling field of red flowers..."
• Berry Bush (Gorge)- "This bush will never grow another berry."
• Sapling (Gorge)- "I'll perish before this grows back."
• Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "A death monument."
• Iron Gate- "Now I may enter to park." [sic]
• Queen Beast- "I'm not impressed."
• Sammy's Wagon- "Can I buy my Abigail back to life?"
• Pipton's Cart- "Nothing in there will bring me happiness."
• Small Streetlight- "Only Abigail lights my way."
• Urn- "It's not Abigail's ashes."
• Syrup Pot- "Sweet begets sweeter."
• Slaughter Tools- "All of life is a slaughter."
• Key- "It's the key to something. But not my heart."
• Iron Key- "A key to the park is still not a key to my heart."
• Ancient Key- "Perhaps I'll be happier in another world."
• Flour- "Flour by any other name t'would smell as sweet."
• Goat Milk- "Milk of life from Mumsy."
• Old Coin- "I shall put it on my eyes when I die."
• Sapphire Medallion- "Money will not bring back my Abigail."
• Silver Plate- "If only life was handed to me in a silver plate."
• Silver Bowl- "Is it full of cherries? Or cherry pits?"
• Petals- "Its joy and happiness was so disparaging..."
• Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "I'm taking you back to my house."
• Marble Statue (Comedy)- "We wear many masks..."
• Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "We all fear discovering that there is nothing behind the mask."
• Moon Rock- "I should make use of this gift from above."
• Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "This one is frail and scorned."
• Withered Flower- "This is everything's fate."
• Lavae Egg- "It has potential for life, but I control its fate."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "She's nearly ready to play now."
• Diseased Twiggy Tree- "It's not long for this world..."
• Diseased Grass Gekko- "It's suffering."
• Ancient Fuelweaver- "Do you mourn, too?"
• Wilson (generic)- "How do you do, Wilson?"
• Wilson (attacker)- "That Wilson... he'll betray us."
• Wilson (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Wilson (reviver)- "Abigail likes you, Wilson."
• Wilson (ghost)- "A heart could return Wilson to this world..."
• Wilson (ghost)- "That was a bad experiment, %s... I'll get a heart."
• Willow (generic)- "How do you do, Willow?"
• Willow (attacker)- "That Willow... she'll betray us."
• Willow (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Willow (reviver)- "Abigail likes you, Willow."
• Willow (ghost)- "A heart could return Willow to this world..."
• Wolfgang (generic)- "How do you do, Wolfgang?"
• Wolfgang (attacker)- "That Wolfgang... he'll betray us."
• Wolfgang (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Wolfgang (murderer)- "Your strength is meaningless if you can't catch me..."
• Wolfgang (reviver)- "Abigail likes you, Wolfgang."
• Wolfgang (ghost)- "A heart could return Wolfgang to this world..."
• Wendy (generic)- "How do you do, Other-Wendy?"
• Wendy (generic)- "Are you surviving, %s?"
• Wendy (generic)- "Hi %s. Are you surviving okay?"
• Wendy (attacker)- "Other-Wendy... she'll betray us."
• Wendy (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Wendy (reviver)- "My Abigail likes you, Other-Wendy."
• Wendy (ghost)- "A heart could return that Wendy to this world..."
• WX-78 (generic)- "How do you do, WX-78?"
• WX-78 (attacker)- "That WX-78... they'll betray us."
• WX-78 (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• WX-78 (reviver)- "Abigail likes you, WX-78."
• WX-78 (ghost)- "A heart could return WX-78 to this world..."
• WX-78 (firestarter)- "I was starting to think you were all talk, %s."
• Wickerbottom (generic)- "How do you do, Wickerbottom?"
• Wickerbottom (generic)- "How do you do, Ms %s?"
• Wickerbottom (attacker)- "That Wickerbottom... she'll betray us."
• Wickerbottom (attacker)- "Ms %s... do you turn your wits against us?"
• Wickerbottom (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Wickerbottom (reviver)- "Abigail likes you, Wickerbottom."
• Wickerbottom (reviver)- "Abigail likes you, Ms %s."
• Wickerbottom (ghost)- "A heart could return Wickerbottom to this world..."
• Woodie (generic)- "How do you do, Woodie?"
• Woodie (attacker)- "That Woodie... he'll betray us."
• Woodie (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Woodie (reviver)- "Abigail likes you, Woodie."
• Woodie (reviver)- "Abigail likes you, %s. And Lucy."
• Woodie (ghost)- "A heart could return Woodie to this world..."
• Woodie (ghost)- "We can get a heart, but are you sure you even want to come back, %s?"
• Woodie (Werebeaver)- "He pinky-promised I'd get to ride on his shoulders next time. Such lies."
• Woodie (ghost Werebeaver)- "The curse haunts you even in death, %s? I'm so sorry."
• Wes (generic)- "How do you do, Wes?"
• Wes (attacker)- "That Wes... he'll betray us."
• Wes (attacker)- "%s... there's something you're not telling us..."
• Wes (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Wes (murderer)- "%s, this is the end... for you."
• Wes (reviver)- "Abigail likes you, Wes."
• Wes (ghost)- "A heart could return Wes to this world..."
• Wes (ghost)- "If I get you a heart you won't leave us, right %s?"
• Maxwell (generic)- "How do you do, Maxwell?"
• Maxwell (attacker)- "That Maxwell... he'll betray us."
• Maxwell (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Maxwell (reviver)- "Abigail likes you, Maxwell."
• Maxwell (reviver)- "From Sisyphus to Lazarus, hey %s?"
• Maxwell (ghost)- "A heart could return Maxwell to this world..."
• Maxwell (firestarter)- "Are you trying to encourage a bad reputation?"
• Winona (murderer)-"Abigail and I are going to have fun with you!"
• Other player (firestarter)- "Do you wish to see the world burn, too?"
• Roasted Juicy Berries- "I haven't halted the decay, but I've stalled it."
• Lesser Glow Berry- "Today, I got the worm's light."
• Lying Robot- "I warned you automaton, never ingest bottles labeled 'Drink me'."
• Frayed Yarn- "I wish it were stronger."
• Shoe Horn- "I'm not a-frayed."
• Potato Cup- "The potato is as hollow as I am."
• Wire Hanger- "At least I can hang my clothes."
• Toadstool escaping- "I hope it doesn't try to escape..."
• Toadstool escaped- "It's gone. The earth swallowed it whole..."

Trivia

• Her quote for a Toy Cobra ("To frolic, to play, no more.") is a reference to Hamlet's famous soliloquy ("To die, to sleep—No more—and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.")
• Her line for being unable to construct the Celestial Portal due to having no materials ("Nothing comes of nothing.") could be a reference to the philosophical expression of ex nihilo nihil fit, or it could refer to the line said in King Lear, given Wendy's tendency to reference Shakespeare.
• When she examines a Bee Hive, she says "A wretched hive of scum and pollen". This is a reference to Star Wars, "A wretched hive of scum and villainy".
• Wendy's examination quote for a Potter's Wheel with material placed on it ("Abigail... You be Death, I'll be the Sculptor...") is a reference to the sculpture Death and the Sculptor, a memorial for a pair of siblings.
• Her examination quote for a Boarilla ("You shall fall.") is probably a reference to King Kong, given the Boarilla's appearance and attributes.
• When she examines a Rabbit Hole, she says "I'm too big to fall in there". This is a reference to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, better known under his pseudonym Lewis Carroll.
  • Her quote for the Suspicious Marble (Knight) ("Off with his head! Heehee.") is also a reference to this, specifically to the Queen of Hearts, who has a tendency to order beheadings.
  • Wendy's Mushy Cake quote is a reference to the caterpillar's mushroom in Chapter 5.
• When she examines the Wardrobe, she says "It reminds me of a story I read with Abigail.", which may be a reference to The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, the first published book in The Chronicles of Narnia book series.
• Her examination quote for the Salt Pond in the Gorge event ("Water, water, everywhere...") is a reference to Samuel Taylor Coleridge's poem The Rime of the Ancient Mariner (a modern version of the full line being "Water, water, everywhere, but not a drop to drink.").
• Her examination quote for an Old Coin ("I shall put them on my eyes when I die.") is a reference to the tradition of placing coins on the eyes of decreased to pay the ferryman.
• Her quote for Telltale Heart, "Your choices matter.", may be a reference to Telltale Games video game company, famous for releasing adventure games where the player's choices (don't) have a significant impact on the story line.
• Her quote for the Rock Den ("Oh. The abyss is staring back at me...") may be reference to the works of Friedrich Nietzsche.
• When she examines a Broodling, she says "My, what big eyes you have". This is likely a reference to the fairytale Little Red Riding Hood.
  • Her quote for the Large Ornate Chest ("My, what magnificent horns you have!") is similar to this.
• Wendy's quote for Wickerbottom as a murderer ("'Murder', she wrote.) is a reference to the American crime drama of the same name.
• When she examines the Scaled Furnace, she references to the childhood story of "Hansel and Gretel" in which the evil witch asks Gretel to see if the furnace is hot enough.
• Her quote for the loss of a round in The Gorge ("What a horrible place to have a curse.") is a reference to Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, in which the phrase "What a horrible night to have a curse" displays when day transitions to night.
• Her quotes for Flour ("Flour by any other name would smell as sweet.") and the Sweetish Fish ("A fish, by any name, should not smell sweet." are references to a phrase from Romeo and Juliet.
• Wendy's examination quote for Appeasing Adornments ("Should old acquaintance be forgot.") is a reference to the Scottish folk song "Auld Lang Syne".
• Her quote for the Giant Pumpkin ("If only it could become a carriage and carry me far away from here.") may be a reference to certain versions of the wikipedia:Cinderella story, where the fairy godmother turns a pumpkin into a carriage for Cinderella.
• Her quote for the Giant Pomegranate ("I wonder how long a single seed would keep one trapped in the underworld...") is a reference to the abduction of Persephone from Greek mythology.