Woodlegs (Quotes)

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This page lists Woodlegs's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Woodlegs's quotes for items found in Don't Starve. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Axe- "I be axe'n the questions 'round here!"
• Luxury Axe- "'Tis one way ta use treasure."
• Shovel- "Ima' gold digger!"
• Regal Shovel- "Perfect for buryin' me treasures."
• Pickaxe- "Let's get them treasures!"
• Opulent Pickaxe- "Thet pick is made o' mighty soft metal."
• Razor- "Shavin's fer princes and lawyers."
• Hammer- "Ye could put quite a 'ole in a boat wit' tis."
• Pitchfork- "Can I be diggin' treasures wit' this?"
• Feather Pencil- "Fer makin' me mark."
• Brush- "Na' fer Woodleg's beard."
• Saddle- "A cap'ns chair fer m'beast."
• War Saddle- "Fit fer an'admiral that is."
• Glossamer Saddle- "Puts tha wind in m'sails."
• Saddlehorn- "Fer pryin' tha chair off'n tha beasties."
• Salt Lick- "Saltier than ol' Woodlegs."

Lights

• Campfire (upon being built)- "Anyone know a good sea shanty 'side me?"
• Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Need ta be careful ta not burn me legs."
• Campfire (high)- "She be a roarin'"
• Fire Pit (high)- "'Tis a mercy thet me ship is ney nearby."
• Campfire (normal)- "Warm n' cozy."
• Fire Pit (normal)- "Better keep me distance."
• Campfire (low)- "Fire's goin' oot."
• Fire Pit (low)- "'Tis goin' ta need some fuel soon."
• Campfire (embers)- "Th' fire needs ta be fed."
• Fire Pit (embers)- "'Tis nearly burnt out."
• Campfire (out)- "She be done."
• Fire Pit (out)- "Th' fire has left."
• Torch- "Now I can spot treasure in th' dark!"
• Miner Hat- "A light at sea keeps me calm."
• Pumpkin Lantern- "A wee bit heavy fer a lantern."
• Lantern- "'Tis a fine light."

Survival

• Backpack- "I be packin' now."
• Piggyback- "From th' flesh o' th' boar."
• Bird Trap- "Once ye fly in, ye don't fly oot."
• Bug Net- "Keeps th' buggies outta me no teeth."
• Fishing Rod- "'Tis a useful tool."
• Straw Roll- "Don't look fit fer a dry nights sleep."
• Fur Roll- "Sweet, hairy dreams."
• Tent- "I prefers a water bed."
• Trap- "I prefer to meet me foes head-on."
• Honey Poultice- "Fer layabout swabs."
• Healing Salve- "Thet will soothe me wounds."
• Umbrella- "I do like ta keep me powder dry."
• Compass-
  • N- "Ta th'North!"
  • S- "Ta th'South!"
  • E- "Ta th'East!"
  • W- "Ta th'West!"
  • NE- "Ta th'Nor' East!"
  • SE- "Ta th'Sou' East!"
  • NW- "Ta th'Nor' West!"
  • SW- "Ta th'Sou' West!"
• Compass (generic)- "'Tis a compass."
• Bundling Wrap- "Ol' Woodlegs can bury 'is tre'sure in't."
• Bundled Supplies- "Full o' Woodleg's treas'res."

Food

• Crock Pot (empty)- "Th' pot be empty."
• Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "'Tis a slow recipe."
• Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Ye'll be done soon 'nuff."
• Crock Pot (finished)- "'Tis ready for eatin'"
• Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "Thet don't be 'longin' thar."
• Bee Box- "Thar be bees."
• Bee Box (no honey)- "'Tis empty o' th' golden treasure."
• Bee Box (some honey)- "'Tis a wee bit o' gold left."
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "Thar be gold in this box!"
• Farm- "'Spose th' ground be somewhat useful."
• Farm (growing)- "Aye, 'tis breaking free o' its earthly bonds."
• Farm (finished)- "Arr, she's ready!"
• Farm (needs fertilizer)- "Th' ground be lookin' hungry."
• Ice Box- "Good fer keepin' me food."
• Drying Rack- "Hangin' spot fer me meats."
• Drying Rack (drying)- "Swing, swing, into me mouth!"
• Drying Rack (finished)- "She's ready!"

Science

• Science Machine- "I heard 'bout this science stuff. 'Tis up 'n comin'."
• Alchemy Engine- "It does whut?"
• Thermal Measurer- "Arrr brrrrrr!"
• Rainometer- "Sailor's arre walkin' rain-thingies!"
• Lightning Rod- "Protectin' me from th' 'eavens."
• Lightning Rod (charged)- "Dodged thet!"
• Gunpowder- "Packs quite th' punch."

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomploshrine- "Ye be knowin'th'glory of pirate Woodlegs, world!"

Fight

• Spear- "I could jabber on wit' this all day."
• Ham Bat- "Made wit' metal from th' finest meat mines."
• Boomerang- "I prefer somethin' thet don't come back at me head."
• Boomerang (hit self)- "Infernal weapon!"
• Blow Dart- "A swab's weapon."
• Sleep Dart- "Whisper 'em ta sleep."
• Fire Dart- "I be breathin' fire."
• Football Helmet- "Keeps me melon safe."
• Grass Suit- "Only a landlubber would think o'makin' armor from grass."
• Log Suit- "At least wood floats."
• Marble Suit- "This'd sink like a stone in th' sea."
• Bee Mine- "Step 'n get stung."
• Tooth Trap- "I may be toothless, but this trap ain't."

Structures

• Birdcage- "No parrot o' mine could bear a cagin'."
• Birdcage (occupied)- "How ye like yer cell, matey?"
• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Awww look at thet. Th' pepper's sleepin'."
• Pig House- "Looks like an outhouse, don't it?"
• Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "'Ere piggy, piggy."
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Gettin' some shut eye, 'e is."
• Rabbit Hutch- "Thet be one big carrot."
• Hay Wall (held)- "Hope there arrr'nt any wild horses about."
• Hay Wall- "Th' only walls I tolerate arr in me cabin."
• Wood Wall (held)- "Walls arrr fer land and land be fer lubbers."
• Wood Wall- "Keeps yer land safe if thet's yer fancy."
• Stone Wall (held)- "Stone wall fer all yer land concerns."
• Stone Wall- "It would sink at sea."
• Chest- "Aye, th' meaning o' life inna box."
• Sign- "Must be somethin' important 'round 'ere."
• Potted Fern- "Now whut use 'ave I for a house plant?"
• Mini Sign (held)- "Needs ta be anchored someplace."
• Mini Sign (empty)- "Ol' Woodlegs c'n make 'is mark on't."
• Mini Sign (drawn on)- "A wee landmarker."
• Wood Fence (held)- "Ol' Woodlegs'll build it 'imself."
• Wood Fence- "Fer pennin' tha beasties in."
• Wood Gate (held)- "Yaaar. Needs ta be built."
• Wood Gate- "Fer goin' in. Also fer goin' out."

Refine

• Rope- "Fer lashin' stuff ta stuff."
• Boards- "Good n' straight."
• Cut Stone- "Thet be well tooled stone."
• Papyrus- "Aye! A fresh map!"
• Purple Gem- "Shiny and valuable!"
• Nightmare Fuel- "I've seen thet dark magic asea..."
• Beeswax- "Na as good as me own earwax!"
• Wax Paper- "Keeps tha weather outta me food."

Magic

• Meat Effigy- "Don't capture me likeness at all!"
• Prestihatitator- "Me ain't had enuff learnin' to say a word like thet."
• Shadow Manipulator- "Witchcraft wit' this 'un, no two ways about 'er."
• Pan Flute- "Blankets ye inta a bewitched sleep."
• Night Light- "Don't provide much comfort, do it?"
• Night Armor- "Feels good ta put it on."
• Dark Sword- "Me cursed cutlass."
• One-man Band- "Whut's th' point o' this?"
• Bat Bat- "I'd let this fly at me enemies."
• Belt of Hunger- "How bad do I wanna protect myself?"
• Chilled Amulet- "Chilly."
• Nightmare Amulet- "Looks good on Woodlegs!"
• Life Giving Amulet- "A wee bit o' insurance round me neck."
• Fire Staff- "Woodlegs learned not ta play wit' fire."
• Ice Staff- "Thet staff be chillin'."
• Telelocator Staff- "I prefer a fast ship and th' wind at me back."
• Telelocator Focus (full)- "She be in focus now!"
• Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "Needs more o' them purpley gemmies."
• Telelocator Socket (full)- "'Tis lackin' treasure."
• Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "'Tis full o' treasure."

Dress

• Sewing Kit- "Get me a swab ta do me sewin'."
• Rabbit Earmuffs- "Thet hat be makin' squeakin' sounds."
• Straw Hat- "Not fit fer a captain. But makes fer a cool head."
• Beefalo Hat- "Keeps me ears warm."
• Beekeeper Hat- "Woodlegs ain't no honey farmer!"
• Feather Hat- "'Tis a hat o' birdy treasures."
• Winter Hat- "Keeps me noggin' from freezin'."
• Top Hat- "Even a dirty ol' pirate could use a dapper day."
• Dapper Vest- "Fit fer a swab."
• Breezy and Puffy Vest- "Clothes from a nose!"
• Bush Hat- "Fer blendin' in wit' th' landlubbers."
• Garland- "'Tis a pretty flower 'at."
• Walking Cane- "I got me a built-in cane."

Ancient

• Thulecite- "Wonder whut this be worth?"
• Thulecite Wall (held)- "Ancient walls ta protect precious treasure."
• Thulecite Wall- "These walls be even older than me!"
• Thulecite Medallion (min)- "All be calm."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Somethin' feels off..."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "It be buildin'!"
• Thulecite Medallion (max)- "Th'nightmare's at its peak!"
• Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Me pegs feel it be dyin'."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "It be slippin' away..."
• Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "Not a peep o'magic."
• The Lazy Forager- "Me magic chain."
• Magiluminescence- "I be a walkin' lighthouse!"
• Construction Amulet- "Wearin' this ol' amulet makes me feel so smart!"
• The Lazy Explorer- "Magic peg legs!"
• Star Caller's Staff- "Th' stars aren't under th' domain o' man."
• Deconstruction Staff- "I's ain't against some helpful magic."
• Pick/Axe- "'Tis multipurpose."
• Thulecite Crown- "A crown o' jewels."
• Thulecite Suit- "Feels like I be wearin' treasure."
• Thulecite Club- "Whut a beaut!"
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "'Twill need a base ta be useful."
• Houndius Shootius- "'Tis a magical cannon."

Nature - Plants

• Evergreen- "'Tis some fine ship buildin' material."
• Lumpy Evergreen- "Thet tree be lookin' lumpy."
• Spiky Tree- "A tree wit' daggers."
• Evergreen (stump)- "Yer earthly bonds run deep."
• Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Yer lookin' a bit short."
• Spiky Tree (stump)- "Thet be all thet's left."
• Evergreen (burning)- "Yer usefulness is running out."
• Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "Thet tree be burnin'."
• Spiky Tree and Bush (burning)- "Burnin'."
• Evergreen (burnt)- "Ye can't spread yer seeds now."
• Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "Me won't be buildin' a ship from ye."
• Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Better 'em then me!"
• Evergreen (sapling)- "Grow inta ship wood me sweet."
• Log- "Thet's me legs' brother."
• Log (burning)- "Keep back!"
• Charcoal- "Burnt to a brickette."
• Pine Cone- "Th' seed o' th' tree."
• Marble Tree- "Strange trees..."
• Totally Normal Tree (normal and stump)- "Don't be wakin' 'im up."
• Living Log- "It be cursed wood."
• Sapling- "Wee wood."
• Sapling (picked)- "Thar be no more pickin' o' this one fer a spell."
• Sapling (burning)- "Th' wood burns."
• Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "Thet will be needin' some ground ta be useful."
• Twigs- "Too thin fer replacin' me peg leg."
• Grass Tuft- "Looks like some tufts o' grass."
• Grass Tuft (picked)- "'Urry up an' grow back."
• Grass Tuft (barren)- "Ye' won't be much use ta Woodlegs."
• Grass Tuft (burning)- "Stay off me legs."
• Cut Grass- "Ye'll be helpin' Woodlegs later."
• Berry Bush (normal and burning)- "Ripe fer th' pickin'."
• Berry Bush (picked)- "Will thar be berries again?"
• Berry Bush (barren)- "It needs a spot o' poop."
• Reeds- "Betcha I can whistle a tune wit' these!"
• Reeds (picked)- "It can't reed."
• Reeds (burning)- "They burn up fast."
• Cut Reeds- "But Woodlegs can't reed."
• Plant and Marsh Plant- "Green like me mermaid's eyes."
• Plant (growing)- "Waitin' and waitin'."
• Plant (ready to be picked)- "Arr, she's ready!"
• Spiky Bush- "She's got wee swords."
• Spiky Bush (picked)- "Ye poked me!"
• Flower- "'Tis a pretty flower."
• Petals- "Them flowers ain't comin' back ta life."
• Evil Flower- "'Tis an evil flower. Stay away!"
• Dark Petals- "Bewitched flowers."
• Carrot (planted)- "Buried treasure of a kind."
• Red Mushroom- "It be an alarming colored 'shroom."
• Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "It don't wanna 'shroom up yet."
• Red Mushroom (picked)- "It's outta 'shrooms."
• Green Mushroom- "Don't see many o' these at sea."
• Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "'Tis below sea level."
• Green Mushroom (picked)- "'Tis out sailin'"
• Blue Mushroom- "I got room fer mush in me belly."
• Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "Ye only come oot at night?"
• Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Will th' shroom bloom again?"

Nature - Objects

• Beehive- "A den o' honey makers."
• Killer Bee Hive- "Leavin' it alone be th' best course."
• Honeycomb- "A feast fit fer piratin'!"
• Hound Mound- "Th' 'ounds be livin' thar."
• Bones- "Th' remains o' somethin'."
• Touch Stone- "Me nose smells witchcraft..."
• Obelisk (sane, up)- "Thar be a crazy lookin' rock."
• Obelisk (sane, down)- "Thet rock 'as a bad aura."
• Obelisk (insane, up)- "Thet rock be givin' Woodlegs a 'eadache."
• Obelisk (insane, down)- "Thet crazy rock be missin' pieces."
• Harp Statue- "Yer missing ye head!"
• Marble Pillar- "A marble peg leg. For a giant."
• Marble- "Strong and sandy smooth."
• Rundown House- "I don't trust 'em."
• Merm Head- "Beware..."
• Pig Head- "Sometimes them eyes be glowin'..."
• Pig Torch- "Bet thet be worth a pretty penny..."
• Basalt- "Strong it be."
• Boulder- "Would wreck a hull."
• Rocks- "They sink."
• Flint- "Thet rock 'olds an edge."
• Nitre- "Cannon food thet be."
• Gold Nugget- "Havin' gold around soothes me soul."
• Grave- "Not a bad place ta hide yer silver."
• Grave (dug)- "I had ta check fer treasure!"
• Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Thet be lookin like a pile o' treasures."
• Animal Track- "Th' beast left a trail leadin' to its hide."
• Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Th' trail be lost."
• Animal Track (found)- "Th' tracks be fresh. Th' devil be near hereabouts."
• Wooden Thing- "Could take ol' Woodlegs to seas-end!"
• Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "It be nigh ready."
• Wooden Thing (locked)- "Thar be a piece a'missin'."
• Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I don't be knowin' where it leads, but it be ready to take me."
• Ring Thing- "A ring wit' no jewels, bah!"
• Crank Thing- "To my eye it be a crank fer crankin'."
• Box Thing- "A simple pirate like me ain't be knowin' whut this be fer."
• Metal Potato Thing- "Strange armor be this."
• Worm Hole- "Whut would possess me ta step into thet?"
• Worm Hole (open)- "Whar'n Hades do thet lead?"
• Worm Hole (exited)- "Me must be oot me mind."
• Pond- "Ye couldn't fit a real ship in this."
• Skeleton- "Yer luck ran out, matey."
• Spider Den- "I prefur' a den o' thieves."
• Spider Eggs- "Woodlegs play wetnurse ta creepy crawlies?"
• Rabbit Hole- "Think they got treasures down thar?"
• Walrus Camp- "Campin's fer landlubbers."
• Walrus Camp (empty)- "Th' landlubbers ain't here."
• Sunken Boat- "I'd throw ye a line if me had one."
• Sunken Boat (empty)- "Mate o'reboard."
• Flotsam- "Th'remains o'a ship."

Nature - Caves

• Plugged Sinkhole- "I ain't one fer climbin' in holes like a swab."
• Sinkhole- "I bet thar ain't no sea down there."
• Rope to Surface- "Back ta open air." [sic]
• Red Mushtree- "'Shroom tree, now me's seen it all."
• Green Mushtree- "It glows!"
• Blue Mushtree- "Whut's thet 'shroom doin' way up thar?"
• Light Flower- "Thet thar be a pretty flower."
• Light Bulb- "Bright night light."
• Stalagmite (normal and pointy)- "Me likes rocks whar I can see 'em."
• Spilagmite- "Whut lives innna hole ain't worth me time."
• Slurtle Mound- "They slurtle their way in their do they?"
• Splumonkey Pod- "They be keepin' treasures in thar, no doubt."
• Fern- "How did ye grow doon here wit' no light?"
• Foliage- "Landy stuff."
• Cave Banana Tree (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Now ol' Woodlegs has seen it all."

Nature - Ruins

• Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "I ain't one fer climbin' in holes like a swab."
• Ruins Sinkhole- "I bet thar ain't no sea down there."
• Ancient Statue- "Me ain't be likin' th' vibes it be givin'."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "It be broke."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "A statue from ye old times."
• Algae- "Ye couldn't fit a real ship in this."
• Broken Clockworks- "Somebody's a sore loser."
• Relic- "Me wonders if me could sell it on th'black market?"
• Relic (broken)- "It ain't worth even half a dubloon now."
• Thulecite Fragments- "Tastes a might goldy."
• Cave Lichen- "Munch on thet!"
• Ornate Chest- "Yo-ho-ho! Treasure for me!"
• Large Ornate Chest- "How does Woodlegs get it back to th' ship?!"
• Nightmare Light- "Woodlegs don't trust this light."

Turfs

• Wooden Flooring- "Creaks under me pegleg."
• Other Turfs- "Me ain't no ground lubber."

Mobs - Monsters

• Clockwork Knight- "Cavalry's 'ere!"
• Clockwork Bishop- "Ye need a squirt o' oil mate, yer joints arrre squeakin'."
• Clockwork Rook- "She's full steam ahead!"
• Damaged Knight- "Yer not lookin' very good."
• Damaged Bishop- "Back ye tin devil!"
• Damaged Rook- "Thet beast's been cursed."
• Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Whut 'n th' blazes was thet!"
• Charlie (attacked by)- "I be bitten!"
• Hound- "Hey thar, beastie."
• Red Hound- "Stay beck from me legs!"
• Blue Hound- "Packs quite a chilly bite!"
• Hound's Tooth- "A few moor o' these and Woodlegs'll have a full set!"
• Spider- "Ye must really love th' land wit' all them legs."
• Spider Warrior- "8 legs ta lub th' land wit'."
• Spider (sleeping)- "Dreaming o' my boot heel."
• Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Ye dreaming o' flies?"
• Spider (dead)- "Good!"
• Spider Warrior (dead)- "Warrior my eye!"
• Spider Gland- "I ate worse."
• Silk- "Used in th' finest pirate shirts!"
• Krampus- "What did ol' Woodlegs do?"
• Krampus Sack- "Woodlegs'll ne'er leave treasure behind again!"
• Merm- "Ye scalawag."
• Frog- "Dun hop near Woodlegs!"
• Frog (sleeping)- "Th' demon sleeps."
• Frog (dead)- "Ta th' locker wit' ya!"
• Tentacle- "Like in me dreams!"
• Tentacle Spike- "Aha! Now th' creepin' dread be in me own hands!"
• Tentacle Spots- "Me memory be spotty. Whut's this fer again?"
• Big Tentacle- "Would make fer a slippery mast."
• Baby Tentacle- "Thar be slime!"
• Guardian Pig- "Don't ye be snortin' at me!"
• Werepig- "Whut happened ta ye?!"
• Ghost- "Ye 'ave ney business wit' me, spirit!"
• MacTusk- "Whut's yer story, mate?"
• Wee MacTusk- "He'll grow in ta a fine pirate."
• Walrus Tusk- "Ye'd make a fancy new peg leg."
• Tam o' Shanter- "Not me style."
• Mosquito- "'Is buzzin' makes me nervous."
• Mosquito (held)- "Better not bite me through me pocket!"
• Mosquito Sack- "Looks like a jellyfish."
• Nearby Mosquitoes- "Back ye blood-sucking devils!"
• Cave Spider- "Infernal spiders!"
• Spitter- "I reckon I can spit further than ye."
• Batilisk- "Back ye rat-faced, flyin' devil!"
• Meat Bulb- "Plunderin' plant, best keep me wits about me."
• Fleshy Bulb- "Th' heart o' th' plunder plant."
• Eyeplant- "Aye sea ya."
• Slurper- "Yer an ugly, scallywag."
• Slurper Pelt- "Tha smell!"
• Dangling Depth Dweller- "Yellow sneaks!"
• Depths Worm (emerged)- "'Tis a worm!"
• Depths Worm (lure)- "Ripe fer th' pickin'."
• Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Dirty dirt."
• Ewecus- "Full o' tha vigor."
• Steel Wool- "'Tis a wonder it na rusted."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Beefalo- "Here's th' beef!"
• Beefalo (follower)- "Ye know who yer master be."
• Beefalo (sleeping)- "Its snorin' wuld wake th' dead."
• Beefalo (naked)- "Ye shuld be ashamed o' yerself."
• Beefalo (domesticated)- "'e be an agreeable fellow."
• Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "'es 'ad a bit too much o'tha food!"
• Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "I can set sail 'pon 'is back!"
• Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "Tha orn'ry type."
• Beefalo Wool- "Carries a musk wit' it."
• Beefalo Horn- "Play th' song o' the Beefalo."
• Baby Beefalo (awake and sleeping)- "Yer cute fer dumb, hairy meat."
• Nearby Bees- "Back ye tiny winged devils!"
• Bee- "A honey-makin' devil."
• Killer Bee- "Ye don't be lookin' very friendly."
• Bee (held)- "Yield yer sweet treasure!"
• Killer Bee (held)- "Yer mine, now."
• Stinger- "Bee dropped its bottom."
• Pig (normal and sleeping)- "Ye think 'e speaks Latin?"
• Pig (follower)- "Come along piggy!"
• Pig (dead)- "Goodnight pig."
• Pig Skin- "'E lost 'is bottom."
• Bunnyman and Beardlord- "Hop along ya floppy eared scallywag."
• Bunny Puff- "A bit o' luck!"
• Koalefant- "Woodlegs be knowin' yer fur be mighty warm."
• Winter Koalefant- "Woodlegs be knowin' yer fur be mighty warm. An 'tis so thick."
• Pengull- "A sure sign o' ice at sea."
• Rock Lobster- "Back ye clawed devil!"
• Slurtle- "Look at ye slurtle'n around."
• Snurtle- "I'd shell ye if I had me boat handy."
• Slurtle Slime- "Looks 'ike somethin' I coughed up."
• Broken Shell- "I ain't one fer puzzlers."
• Shelmet- "On me head?"
• Snurtle Shell Armor- "Don't seem right to turtle in a fight."
• Splumonkey- "Me once saw a monkey wit' a hook claw."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Butterfly- "Pretty as a sunset o'er th' water."
• Butterfly (held)- "All that pretty in me pocket."
• Crow- "Thet is one oily parrot!"
• Crow (held)- "Ye prove hard to clean, parrot."
• Redbird- "Ye don't talk do ye?"
• Redbird (held)- "Woodlegs'll takes good care o' ye."
• Snowbird- "She's a beaut."
• Snowbird (held)- "She's a cold birdy."
• Jet Feather- "Thet feather be mighty oily."
• Crimson Feather- "Me feet are tickle proof."
• Azure Feather- "Whar did all th' colors go?"
• Gobbler- "Whut a maniac!"
• Eye Bone- "Ye got a nice eye."
• Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "'Tis gettin' some shut-eye."
• Eye Bone (ashes)- "Luckily I kept me own eye in me travels."
• Chester- "Whut'n blazes arre ye?"
• Rabbit and Beardling- "Twitchy wee thing."
• Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "Stay in me pockets now."
• Fireflies- "Tiny constellations. No good for navigation."
• Fireflies (held)- "Wee stars in me pockets."
• Mandrake- "A plant o' legend."
• Mandrake (follower)- "Quit yer squawkin'!"
• Mandrake (dead)- "Twas a noisy little beast."
• Mandrake (cooked)- "Woodlegs cooked it up!"
• Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ugh, my head!"

Mobs - Tallbird family

• Tallbird- "Ye'd be a might less tall if I had me sabre wit' me!"
• Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "Thet thar's a big egg!"
• Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Th' egg basket's empty."
• Tallbird Egg- "When will th' cackler be hatchin'."
• Fried Tallbird Egg- "Me likes me tallbirdy yolk runny!"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Do it be hatchin'?"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "Inta' ma belly wit ya!"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Don't be gettin' hard boiled on me."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Needs a warm cacklers bum settin' on it."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "I don't be seein' this eggy hatchin' any time soon."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Th' cacklers comin' anytime!"
• Smallbird (normal and sleeping)- "Whoot sorta cackler arrr ye?"
• Smallbird (hungry)- "Yer feather-belly grumblin'?"
• Smallbird (starving)- "Yer fit ta waste away."
• Smallish Tallbird (normal and sleeping)- "Ye ain't too tall arrr ye?"
• Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "I best find some food fer yer belly."
• Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Don't ye be thinkin' on eatin' ol' Woodlegs!"
• Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Keep yer beak ta yerself!"

Mobs - Bosses

• Treeguard (normal and lumpy)- "Glad me legs don't do that!"
• Spider Queen- "Woodlegs yields ta no queen, spider or udderwise!"
• Spiderhat- "Wear a spider on me head? Bah!"
• Deerclops- "Arrrr ye serious?"
• Deerclops Eyeball- "'Tis a giant eyeball."
• Ancient Guardian- "I've 'eard tales o' this devil..."
• Guardian's Horn- "Aye, a treasure indeed!"

Mobs - Other

• Maxwell- "I'd like ta throw 'em overboard."
• Pig King- "'E's rich, this one."
• Wes (trapped)- "'E be locked up tight!"
• Abigail- "A lady spectre!"

Food - Meats

• Egg- "A cackler's egg."
• Egg (cooked)- "If only I had me a crust o' bread."
• Meat- "Flesh o' th' beast."
• Cooked Meat- "'Tis a fine meal."
• Jerky- "Jerky lasts me months at sea!"
• Morsel- "Tis' small, but tis' meat."
• Cooked Morsel- "'Tis but a morsel."
• Small Jerky- "Jolly jerky!"
• Monster Meat- "Bit sour thet is."
• Cooked Monster Meat- "Thet be bad eatin'."
• Monster Jerky- "Dried thet beast, I did."
• Leafy Meat- "A suspect meat."
• Cooked Leafy Meat- "Cooked it up, I did."
• Drumstick- "Meat treat for Woodlegs!"
• Fried Drumstick- "Hot meat fer supper."
• Fish- "Fish! One o' me favorites."
• Cooked Fish- "Th' fish roasted up good."
• Eel- "Ye scalawag!"
• Cooked Eel- "Grilled urchin!"
• Koalefant Trunk (normal and winter)- "There be jewels and riches in this trunk?"
• Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Bin eatin' nastier noses than this."
• Frog Legs- "Nice legs."
• Cooked Frog Legs- "Rubber chicken, me likes it."
• Batilisk Wing- "Wit' a wee bit o' ranch dressin'..."
• Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Tastes like cackler."

Food - Fruits

• Berries- "Stains me blouse."
• Roasted Berries- "Could use a crust o' bread ta spread o'er."
• Cave Banana- "I must be goin' banana's down here."
• Cooked Cave Banana- "Not bad."
• Dragon Fruit- "'Tis full o' awe!"
• Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Ye'll make a fine meal."
• Durian- "Thet does ney smell like food!"
• Extra Smelly Durian- "Cookin' it up don't make it better."
• Pomegranate- "Me mates tell me this be good fer me heart."
• Sliced Pomegranate- "Seedy."

Food - Vegetables

• Carrot- "Fer me night vision in me eye."
• Corn- "Fresh corn! 'Tis me lucky day."
• Pumpkin- "Would make a good cannon ball."
• Eggplant- "She's a nice shade o' purple."
• Popcorn- "Roasted corn, me favorite."
• Roasted Carrot- "Nice 'n soft fer me no teeth."
• Hot Pumpkin- "Me ships cook used to add a dash o' cinnamon."
• Braised Eggplant- "Look whut Woodlegs cooked."
• Red Cap- "Hope th' color ain't a warnin'..."
• Cooked Red Cap- "Me favorite color o' 'shroom."
• Green Cap- "Not me top choice o' grub."
• Cooked Green Cap- "Th' witch doctor told Woodlegs it'd cure me crazies."
• Blue Cap- "I know enuff not to pop this'n me mouth no questions asked."
• Cooked Blue Cap- "Smells eat-able..."
• Glow Berry- "Set's a fire in yer belly."
• Lichen- "Sea-grass!"

Food - Crock Pot

• Bacon and Eggs- "Th' most important meal o' th' day!"
• Butter Muffin- "Fibre gives ye wings."
• Dragonpie- "'Tis treasure a pie."
• Fishsticks- "Woodlegs turned th' fish ta sticks."
• Fish Tacos- "Th' crunchy shell be delicious."
• Fist Full of Jam- "Prepared ta perfection."
• Froggle Bunwich- "Newt sandwich!"
• Fruit Medley- "'Tis a scrumptious little morsel."
• Honey Ham - "A feast fit fer piratin'!"
• Honey Nuggets- "Golden nuggets!"
• Kabobs- "All food be piratin' food!"
• Mandrake Soup- "'Tis a magic brew."
• Meatballs- "Me lunch!"
• Meaty Stew- "Good fer th' scurvy."
• Monster Lasagna- "Not me favorite."
• Pierogi- "Woodlegs could eat a chest full o' these!"
• Powdercake- "This really be food?"
• Pumpkin Cookies- "I have a sweet no tooth."
• Ratatouille- "Scurvy-fightin' super food!"
• Stuffed Eggplant- "Stuffed wit' whut?"
• Taffy- "Sticks ta me no teeth."
• Turkey Dinner- "This cackler is good eatin'!"
• Unagi- "Eat a eel? It be breakfast already?"
• Waffles- "Just like me mum used ta open from th' package."
• Wet Goop- "Thet's why they never let ol' Woodlegs in th' galley."

Food - Other

• Seeds- "Woodlegs ain't no landlubbin' farmer!"
• Carrot Seeds- "Landlubbers."
• Corn Seeds- "Ye'll be corn soon 'nuff"
• Dragon Fruit Seeds- "Ye need a home in th' ground."
• Durian and Eggplant Seeds- "Seeds, see?"
• Pomegranate Seeds- "Seeds thet grow more seeds."
• Pumpkin Seeds- "I ain't th' farmin' type, but I do loves me some pumpkin..."
• Toasted Seeds- "Plant 'em in me belly."
• Honey- "Sweet an' sticky."
• Butterfly Wings- "I got me th' prettiest part."
• Butter- "Look whut churned up!"
• Rot- "Bin eaten worse."
• Rotten Egg- "Smells like crew quarters after chili night."
• Phlegm- "

Misc Items

• Blueprint- "I ain't a learned man."
• Gears- "Me gears be turnin'."
• Ashes- "Th' fire claimed its price."
• Ashes of item- "
• Red Gem- "It gleams like th' sun!"
• Blue Gem- "It gleams true blue!"
• Yellow Gem- "A gem th' color o' me teeth!"
• Green Gem- "Emerald treasures."
• Orange Gem- "Woodlegs loves all th' gems!"
• Beard Hair- "Chinny whiskers."
• Manure- "What scallywag left their poop layin' about!"
• Guano- "'Tis from th' backside o' a beast!"
• Melty Marbles- "Lost marbles."
• Fake Kazoo- "If only it were real."
• Gord's Knot- "Gord knows his way around a knot."
• Gnome- "Red hatted devil!"
• Tiny Rocketship- "This is no kind o' ship me knows."
• Frazzled Wires- "Whut swab tied this knot?"
• Ball and Cup- "Aye, th' newest gaming craze!"
• Hardened Rubber Bung- "Bung be hard."
• Mismatched Buttons- "Me ain't picky 'bout matcheys.."
• Second-hand Dentures- "My prayers arrr answered!"
• Lying Robot- "Ye quick-tongued box o' bolts!"
• Dessicated Tentacle- "Whut 'n 'th' whut?"
• Dwarf Star- "Th'stars aren't under th'domain o'man."

Adventure Mode

• Divining Rod (in starting base)- "Thet rod be treasure."
• Divining Rod- "She'll help ol' Woodlegs sniff out treasures."
• Divining Rod (cold)- "Thar is nary a wiff of treasure nearby."
• Divining Rod (warm)- "Take Woodlegs ta th' treasures!"
• Divining Rod (warmer)- "Woodlegs be closing in!"
• Divining Rod (hot)- "Whar be th' treasures?!"
• Divining Rod Holder- "Aye, 'tis a mystery."
• Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "'Tis a keyhole."
• Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Thar she goes!"
• Maxwell's Door- "What new trap be this?"
• Maxwell's Phonograph- "A bewitched tune it plays."
• Maxwell's Light- "'Tis a dark flame."
• Maxwell Statue- "I'd know thet scallywag's face anywheres!"
• Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "I ain't fallin' fer thet."
• Sick Worm Hole- "Thet thar pit looks like it's on its last peglegs."
• Nightmare Lock- "Me don't think thet be unlockin' any treasure..."
• Nightmare Throne- "Not a seat me wants ta take."
• Male character on Nightmare Throne- "Ye be trapped!"
• Female character on Nightmare Throne- "Ye seem to be in quite a bind."
• Other character on Nightmare Throne- "Locked up!"

Announcements

• Generic- "'Tis a... somethin'er tother."
• Failed Adventure Mode- "Thet didn't go by plans. Might'n try again."
• Freedom- "I be free!"
• Freezing- "ArrrrrrBrrrrrrr!"
• Battlecry- "Ye messed wit' th'wrong pirate!"
• Battlecry (prey)- "Meet yer death!"
• Battlecry (Pig)- "Thar be ham on th'menu tonight!"
• Battlecry (Spider and Spider Warrior)- "I'm gunna peg leg ye ta death!"
• Leaving combat- "How'd ye like yer taste o'pirate?"
• Leaving combat (prey)- "It be too fast fer me peg leg."
• Leaving combat (Pig)- "Ye live to ham it up 'nother day."
• Leaving combat (Spider and Spider Warrior)- "Try me again ye leggy devil."
• Activated a Bee Mine- "Back ye tiny winged devils!"
• Dusk- "It be gettin' late. Dark be on the horizon."
• Entering darkness- "It be dark!"
• Entering light- "I's can see again!"
• Doing things in the dark- "'Tis too dark ta spy wit' ye eye!"
• Failed to do something and can't store (invalid item)- "Me can'ts be doin' thet."
• Failed to craft something- "I be missin' th'needed parrrts."
• Trying to sleep during the day- "It be too bright ta shut me eye."
• Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "Me ain't be tired."
• Trying to sleep when too hungry- "Me tummy be grumblin' too loud ta sleep."
• Trying to sleep near monsters- "This ain't be th' time fer snoozin'."
• Trying to give item to a busy mob- "It be ignorin' ol'Woodlegs!"
• Trying to give item to a dead mob- "It be dead."
• Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "It be sleepin'."
• Not enough fertilizer- "De ye need more poop, plant?"
• Hounds are coming- "Whut be thet noise signallin'?"
• Depths Worms are coming- "Me wooden feet are tremblin' with fright."
• Boss is coming- "Some big devil be upon me!"
• Inventory full- "I can't be luggin' anymore things!"
• Can't rummage (generic)- "No need! Yarrr!"
• Can't store (generic/full)- "It be full."
• Can't bundle (no items)- "Thar b'nothin' ta wrap!"
• Can't cook (generic)- "This be not th'time fer cookin'!"
• Can't cook (too far)- "'Tis leagues away!"
• Can't draw (no subject)- "What be ol' Woodlegs muse?"
• Can't shave (generic)- "It don't be shave day."
• Can't shave (nothing left)- "Thar don't be nuthin' to shave."
• Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "Woodlegs ain't no fool!"
• Can't write on sign (generic)- "Alls I can write be an "X"!"
• Beefalo in combat, unable to mount- "It be i'tha midst o'battle."
• Beefalo in combat, unable to saddle- "Too orn'ry at tha' moment."
• Unable to build structure (mounted)- "It be too high fer ol' Woodlegs."
• Eating- "Arrr thet be good."
• Eating (stale food)- "Thet were past the freshness date."
• Eating (spoiled food)- "Thet don't be agreein' wit' me guts."
• Eating (painful food)- "Me don't feel so good."
• Hungry- "I be hungry..."
• Triggered trap- "Blast!"
• Torch and Miner Hat out- "Me light went out!"
• Pricked- "Ye poky devils ye!"
• Object broken, fixable- "I can fix this, methinks."
• Earthquake- "Th' world be belchin'."
• Exiting a cave- "Back ta open air."

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomplishment- "Glory fer ol' Woodlegs!"
• Accomplishment completed- "If only me shipmates could see me now!"

Unimplemented

• Maxwell's Head- "'E's got them villainous eyes."
• Skull Chest- "Whut treasures it musta devoured."
• Golden Pitchfork- "Th' ground be lucky to touch me treasure."
• Boat- "She's sturdy, if a lil' smaller'n I be used ta."
• Home- "Captain's quarters."
• Sunk Boat- "Some mateys luck ran out..."
• Tree Clump- "Get oot o' me way!"
• Pig Tent- "Whut's inside?"
• Lava Pit- "A puddle o'fire."
• Lava Pit (normal)- "Not bad fer settin' by."
• Lava Pit (low)- "It be goin' out."
• Lava Pit (out)- "She's out."
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Step 'n get stung."
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "
• Chest (trap)- "Treach-sure!"
• Portable Crock Pot (held)- "
• Poison Frog- "Keep yer venom away from me, beastie!"
• Peacock- "Yer a fancy creature!"
• Mr. Skittish- "Back, beast!"
• Swimming Horror- "Back ta th'depths with ye!"
• Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "Woodlegs'll not be changin' t'day!"
• Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "'Tis a roarin' fire!"
• COFFEEBOT- "Brew Woodlegs' coffee!"
• BIGFISHINGROD- "Woodlegs'seen bigger."
• Beach Turf- "Me ain't no ground lubber."
• Tornado- "
• SNAKE_FIRE- "Aye, thet's a foul creature."
• PIKE_SKULL- "Keep walkin'."
• Baby Water Beefalo-
  • "Tis lubbable how ye don't lub th'land."
  • "Ye ain'tna land lubber, is ya? Nah!"
• Chicken- "Yer a tiny bird."
• Chicken (sleeping)- "Be grabbin' shuteye."
• Chicken (dead)- "Walk'd tha'plank."
• Peep Hen- "Aye. A pr'tty fowl lass."
• Peep Hen (sleeping)- "Snorin' up a storm."
• Peep Hen (dead)- "Fish feed now!"
• Snapdragon- "Pr'pare t'be board'd, landlubb'r!"
• Snapdragon (sleeping)- "Hang 'em from the yardarm!"
• Snapdragon (dead)- "Its hatches 'avebeen batten'd."
• Zeb- "A seahorse'o'th'land."
• Zeb (sleeping)- "Takin' tha caulk."
• Zeb (dead)- "Been scuttl'd."

Removed

• Deadly Feast- "'Tis a dreadful meal."
• Grave- "Who been meddlin' wit' me islands?"
• Can't store (invalid item)- "Thet don't b'longin'thar."