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“It's nothing a good chopping wouldn't fix.”
This page lists Woodie's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.
Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Woodie's quotes for items found in Shipwrecked. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.
Tools
Machete- "Ooh, that's a thing for choppin'."
Luxury Machete- "It chops AND sparkles!"
Lights
Chiminea (all stages)- "It's like armor for fire."
Bottle Lantern- "You okay in there, glowin' buddies?"
Boat Torch- "I can go night fishing, eh?"
Boat Lantern- "It's a boat light."
Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Looks like the perfect place to light a fire."- Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "I'm using too much wood too fast!"
- Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "Mmmm. Smells woody."
- Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "There should be some wood around here somewhere."
- Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "I should go chop some wood for that, eh?"
- Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "If only I had some wood."
Tar Lamp- "Simple little light, that."
Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "Lil water never stopped a woodsman."- Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "Burning like mad!"
- Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "Steady going."
- Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "Gettin' a touch low."
- Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "It's aboot to go right out."
- Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "Needs a good log."
Survival
Thatch Pack- "Now I can carry more delicious wood."
Booty Bag- "A bag for my booty."
Sea Sack- "It's for holding my treasures."
Tropical Fan- "I'm not used to the heat in this place!"
Silly Monkey Ball- "What're you smiling at?"
Tropical Parasol- "I think I did a pretty good job on this 'breller."
Anti Venom- "Tastes awful, but it works!"
Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "The best shelter a woodcutter could ask for."
Food
Mussel Stick- "The mussels can't get enough of this thing."
Mussel Bed- "Not doin' me any good unplanted."
Fish Farm (empty)- "Need to get ahold of fish eggs for that."- Fish Farm (growing)- "Now we wait, eh, Lucy?"
- Fish Farm (one fish)- "Hey Lucy, look. We've got a fish."
- Fish Farm (two fish)- "Those oughta cook up real good."
- Fish Farm (three fish)- "More of 'em, eh?"
- Fish Farm (four fish)- "Can't even count'em all anymore."
Science
Sea Lab- "Doesn't seem like the best place, but here I am."
Ice Maker 3000 (empty and high)- "Furiously icy! Reminds me of home."- Ice Maker 3000 (medium)- "It's pumping along nicely."
- Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "Gettin' low."
- Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "It'll give out any second."
- Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "It's hooped."
Quacken Drill- "Could loosen some good tar with that right there."
Fight
Poison Spear- "This spear has a little extra bite."
Poison Dart- "Aim for a main vein, eh?"
Coconade- "I'm gonna do some serious damage with this."- Coconade (lit)- "Time to run!"
Spear Gun (empty and all spears)- "This is one skookum weapon!"
Cutlass Supreme- "That's a pretty neat little cutter, eh?"
Horned Helmet- "This is a hat befitting a Northerner."
Seashell Suit- "This doesn't seem very hardy."
Limestone Suit- "Makes me feel pretty tough, eh?"
Cactus Armor- "Pretty prickly protection, eh?"
Structures
Sand Castle- "Who knew sand could look so good."
Sand Castle (sand)- "Looks good."
Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Looks like a house fulla hosers."
Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Where the keeners sleep."
Limestone Wall (held)- "Why build walls when we could build bridges?"
Limestone Wall- "That's a wall, eh."
Dragoon Den- "That doesn't look like a beaver dam."
Sandbag (held)- "A tiny portable dam."
Sandbag- "Building dams is my specialty."
Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "I'm ready for adventure, eh!"- Seaworthy (SW world)- "Looks hooped to me."
Buoy- "Floatin' through life. Got the right idea, eh?"
Sea Chest- "How's it stay afloat when it's full?"
Ballphin Palace- "Not quite as nice as a seaside cabin, but it'll do."
Sea Wall (held)- "Just plop'r down wherever."
Sea Wall- "Good looking sea wall."
Refine
Cloth- "How do I dye it plaid?"
Limestone- "I crushed up that pretty coral to make this."
Empty Bottle- "What was in it?"
Coral Nubbin- "Uncomfortably smooth."
Magic
Piratihatitator- "That's a funny lookin' contraption, eh?"
Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Not so funny anymore."
Dripple Pipes- "I'm more of a guitar player."
Dress
Brain of Thought- "I feel like a bit of a keener when I put it on."
Snakeskin Hat- "Now would this be a 'touque' or a 'tuque'?"
Snakeskin Jacket- "I feel so suave in it."
Blubber Suit- "It's not very flattering, eh?"
Windbreaker- "I feel right at home in this, eh."
Tar Suit- "You do what you gotta to survive."
Particulate Purifier- "Nothin' stinks when I got this on."
Sleek Hat- "It's a speed toque, eh?"
Shark Tooth Crown- "It's a hat made of teeth."
Dumbrella- "Double the protection!"
Nautical
Log Raft- "My specialty!"
Raft- "Pitiful little boat."
Row Boat- "Powered by elbow grease."
Cargo Boat- "I'd prefer cargo shorts."
Armored Boat- "As safe as it gets, eh."
Encrusted Boat- "More 'crusty' than 'encrusted'."
The 'Sea Legs'- "Fancy, but it seems a little slow."
Boat Repair Kit- "Patch'er up, eh?"
Thatch Sail- "I've got the wind in my sails."
Cloth Sail- "This should help me get around."
Snakeskin Sail- "Sailin' in style."
Feather Lite Sail- "Seems touchin' all those gross feathers was worth it."
Iron Wind- "Looks speedy."
Boat Cannon- "This'll blow'em up real good!"
Quackering Ram- "I've turned the seabird's evil against it!"
Sea Trap (held and placed)- "I'm looking forward to a wobster dinner."
Sea Yard (off)- "It's run clean dry, eh?"- Sea Yard (on)- "Open for business."
- Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "Needs topping up."
Tar Extractor (off)- "It's off."- Tar Extractor (on)- "It's running like a dream."
- Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "Fuel's low."
Trawl Net- "The fishes should swim right into this."
Trawl Net (detached)- "Come to me, fishes!"
Trawl Net (sinking)- "It's on its way down."- Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "Nearly there!"
Spyglass- "Helps my eyesight, eh?"
Super Spyglass- "As easy as looking out over the plains of Alberta, eh."
Captain Hat- "I hope I don't go down with the ship."
Pirate Hat- "It's the pirate's life for me now."
Lucky Hat- "Could do with a pair of woolly earflaps."
Life Jacket- "Makes me feel safe."
Volcanic
Obsidian Machete- "It singes everything it touches."
Obsidian Axe- "An axe... with fire?! Watch out, Lucy, you've got competition!"
Obsidian Spear- "This is one fiery spear."
Obsidian Armor- "Hot stuff, eh?"
Obsidian Coconade- "It packs a major punch."
Howling Conch- "I can hear the chimes of twenty-nine bells."
Sail Stick- "The Northern winds are at my disposal."
Volcano Staff- "The power of the volcano is in my hand."
Nature - Plants
Bamboo Patch (normal and burning)- "Lucy's got too much kick for this."
Jungle Tree- "The tree's call fills my ears!"
Viney Bush and Snake Den (normal and burning)- "It's just asking to be chopped."
Bamboo Patch (stump and withered)- "That was some good choppin!"
Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (stump)- "Those were good times."
Viney Bush and Snake Den (stump)- "Not as fun as a tree, but it was good chopping nonetheless."
Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (burning)- "Waste of a good chopping stump."
Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "Burnt like bacon, eh?"
Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (burnt)- "What a waste."
Viney Bush and Snake Den (burnt)- "Welp, that's not coming back."
Bamboo Root- "You're coming with me!"
Viney Bush Root- "Are you ready to go on a little trip?"
Jungle Tree (sapling)- "Now we wait."
Jungle Tree Seed- "This could grow into a good chopping tree."
Bamboo- "It's like diet wood, eh?"
Vine- "Sigh. Not a tree."
Grass (water)- "A bit damp, eh?"
Brainy Sprout- "What're you, some sort of keener?"
Seaweed (planted and picked)- "That's some seaweed, eh?"
Mangrove- "Looks tasty!"
Mangrove (burnt)- "Hurts my hoser heart to look at."- Palm Tree- "Makes me pine for the lumber yards."
Palm Tree (sapling)- "Now it's a tiny palm tree."
Palm Leaf- "I use it for fanning myself."
Regular Jungle Tree- "It wants me to cut it down, I can tell."
Tidal Plant- "That's a little plant."
Nature - Objects
Crabbit Den (normal and collapsed)- "That's where my crabbit buddies live."
Fishermerm's Hut- "I'd prefer a log cabin."
Merm Hut- "They're not the handiest."
Merm Hut (burnt)- "Couldn't even build a fireproof house."
Shoal- "If only it were a little colder out, would be a perfect spot for ice fishin'!"
Wobster Den- "Come out, little guy."
Coral Reef- "Ripe for the picking."
Coral- "Maybe I could crush it down to make something new."
Coral Larva- "What a tiny little hoser."
Limpet Rock (normal and withered)- "I could make a snack out of those."
Limpet Rock (picked)- "Just a big rock, eh?"
Magma Pile- "A little rearranging and it'd make a nice inukshuk."
Krissure- "Woah, cool it, eh."
Steamer Trunk- "Anything good inside?"
Sandy Pile- "It's a big pile of sand."
Sand- "Sandy."
Sharkitten Den- "I think I hear meowing...?"
Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "Looks like just a bunch of sand to me, eh?"
Volcano- "That's a doozy!"
Dragoon Egg- "That looks a little suspicious to me."- Suspicious Bubbles- "I know you're down there, buddy."
- Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "I lost the trail. Sorry!"
- Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail, Monsoon Season)- "Where did the whale go?!"
- Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "I was born to track beasts!"
Tar Slick- "Yep. There's tar down there."
Tar- "Stickier than tree sap, that."
Tar Trap- "Slower going than Toronto traffic."
Tidal Pool- "Seems like a popular hangout spot for fishes."
Lava Pool- "I'm breaking a sweat just looking at it."
Mussels- "They want to be food."- Mussels (with stick)- "I predict a mussel dinner in my future."
Slot Machine- "The spirit of the North guides my fate."
Electric Isosceles- "Kinda spooky, eh?"
Octo Chest- "Thanks for the stuff, guy!"
Debris- "Where am I?"
Crate- "That's a box, eh."
Wildbore Head (normal and burnt)- "Tough luck, buddy."
Seashell- "A pretty shell."
Poisonous Hole- "I think I'll give that a wide berth."
Gunpowder Barrel- "That looks dangerous."
X Marks the Spot- "Time to get digging!"
Rawling- "What a nutter!"
Watery Grave- "I hope to never end up in one of those."
Wreck- "A waste of good wood."
Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "Nothing some duct tape wouldn't fix."
Grassy Thing- "I should keep a hold of this."
Screw Thing- "There must be a use for this, eh?"
Wooden Potato Thing- "Doesn't look anything like a potato. And I know potatoes."
Ring Thing- "Some sort of ring?"
Nature - Volcano
Obsidian Workbench- "I can make some fiery tools here, eh?"
Coffee Plant- "Coffee beans!"
Coffee Plant (picked)- "I wish it had more beans."
Coffee Plant (barren)- "You look a little down, bud."- Coffee Plant (withered)- "It could use good cuppa joe."
Coffee Plant (held)- "I'm going to take you everywhere with me."
Elephant Cactus- "Watch out! That plant's gonna give'r!"
Elephant Cactus (withered)- "It's prickly, eh?"
Elephant Cactus Stump- "This cactus gave'r. Now it's tired."
Elephant Cactus (held)- "Are you headed my way?"
Cactus Spike- "Hoo-boy. That's sharp."- Obsidian Boulder- "There's a fire burning within it."
Obsidian- "It's a little toasty."
Charcoal Boulder- "It makes my hands all sooty."
Burnt Ash Tree- "Well, it's definitely not an evergreen."
Dragoon Saliva- "Rude."
Woodlegs' Cage- "Are you OK in there, buddy?"- Woodlegs (free)- "
Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "- Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "I feel like it wants something from me."
- Volcano (exit)- "Time to leave, eh?"
Turfs
All Turfs- "Just some ground, eh?"
Mobs - Monsters
Crocodog- "Those're some nasty chompers."
Yellow Crocodog- "Woah now, buddy."
Blue Crocodog- "Really has that 'wet dog' smell."
Floaty Boaty Knight- "That guy's got an attitude problem, eh?"
Flup- "Gross."
Eyeshot- "Eye'll get you!"
Pirate Ghost- "Maybe he's friendly?"
Poison Mosquito- "It's dripping with disease."
Yellow Mosquito Sack- "It smells a little sour."
Snake- "It's okay, as far as serpents go."
Poison Snake- "I'd rather not get bitten by that."
Snakeskin- "I'm sure the snake didn't need this."
Spider Warrior (venomous)- "They come in yellow now?"
Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "You're snoozin' fer a bruisin'."
Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "Great!"
Sea Hound- "Not gonna make a buddy of that one, that's for sure."
Stink Ray- "Smells worse than a waterlogged moose, eh!"
Swordfish- "That there's one pointy fish."
White Whale- "It's strong, and very free."
White Whale Carcass- "Well, he's dead now."
Dragoon- "Seems a little hot under the toque!"
Mobs - Neutral Animals
Blue Whale- "Give'r!"
Blue Whale Carcass- "That's a big guy, eh."
Bottlenose Ballphin- "Hey buddy, you know any tricks?"
Dorsal Fin- "Definitely not ballphin-free."
Jellyfish- "A little jellyfish buddy."- Jellyfish (held)- "That's a jellyfish, don'tcha know."
Water Beefalo (normal, sleeping, and follower)- "Poor guy's the butt of every yoke."
Horn- "It used to be attached to an ox."
Prime Ape- "This guy's a bit of a keener."
Wildbore- "Looks like a total hoser."
Mobs - Passive Animals
Bioluminescence- "Just like the Northern Lights."
Crabbit- "Maybe we could be buds?"
Shifting Sands- "Can't hide forever, bud."
Dogfish- "Nice doggy."
Sharkitten- "Just a big sweet kitty cat, eh?"
Fishbone (normal and Packim dead)- "This better not attract any feathered vermin."
Fishbone (ashes)- "It's all burnt up."
Packim Baggims- "I can tolerate him."
Rainbow Jellyfish- "Floating along."- Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "Are you edible, little buddy?"
Parrot- "Shoo, filthy featherbag!"
Parrot Pirate- "I'd rather not smalltalk with a birdbrain."
Seagull- "Vermin of the sky."- Seagull (in water)- "Vermin of the sea."
Toucan- "That thing looks shifty."
Cormorant- "Filthy scoundrel."
Doydoy- "Not too sure how this awful thing survives."
Doydoy Nest- "Those filthy birds breed here."
Doydoy Feather- "It's nothing like the plumage of the proud Canadian goose."
Doydoy Egg- "Looks like good eating to me."- Hatching Doydoy Egg- "Well, can't do nothing aboot it now."
Baby Doydoy- "It's filthy."
Wobster- "A little melted butter and it'd be delicious."
Fishermerm- "I don't know aboot that guy."
Mobs - Bosses
Palm Treeguard- "I've angered the forest!"
Quacken- "For Lucy!"
Quacken Tentacle- "A bit grabby, don'tcha think?"
Chest of the Depths- "Show me the loot!"
Quacken Beak- "A nightmare made real."
Sealnado- "'Tis the witch of November come stealin'."- Sealnado (failed attack)- "
Sealnado (seal form)- "Cute little fella."
Turbine Blades- "Makes my head spin."
Magic Seal- "It's pulsing with power, eh."
Tiger Shark- "'Might be cute if it didn't want to eat me."
Eye of the Tiger Shark- "Don'tcha know it's rude to stare?"
Shark Gills- "Fish lungs."
Mobs - Other
Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "I made a new buddy."
Yaarctopus- "How you holdin' up out here, guy?"
Food - Meats
Dead Dogfish- "It wants to be dinner."
Dead Swordfish- "Sorry, guy."
Tropical Fish- "Are you ready to become fish'n'chips?"
Dead Jellyfish- "The life's all but drained out of it, eh?"
Cooked Jellyfish- "I think this is as edible as it gets."
Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "I don't think my little buddy's getting up anytime soon."
Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "As good of eating as anything around here."
Dried Jellyfish- "Jerky! The food of my people."
Raw Fish- "I'd prefer salmon."
"Ballphin Free" Tuna- "Lucy'll open'er up."
Fish Steak- "I wish I had some chips."
Fish Morsel- "I hope I don't attract bears."
Cooked Fish Morsel- "Looks good to me."
Limpets- "Some sort of water-dwelling snail, eh."
Cooked Limpets- "Dinner's on."
Mussel- "Those look like good eatin', eh?"
Cooked Mussel- "These look tasty."
Roe- "A handful of future fish, eh?"
Cooked Roe- "Better eat'em before they go bad."
Neon Quattro- "Nice colours on that one."
Cooked Neon Quattro- "Looks like I'll be eating for a day."
Pierrot Fish- "Always did like fishing."
Cooked Pierrot Fish- "Mmm, roast fish."
Purple Grouper- "Looks like dinner."
Cooked Purple Grouper- "Caught and cooked it myself."
Shark Fin- "I'm sure the shark won't miss this."
Dead Wobster- "He's thoroughly hooped."
Delicious Wobster- "Good eats!"
Fried Doydoy Egg- "Could use a side of Canadian bacon."
Bile-Covered Slop- "What on earth is that!"
Dragoon Heart- "The heart of the beast."
Food - Fruits
Banana- "It tastes tropical."
Cooked Banana- "I cooked it for some reason."
Coconut- "It's a coconut, eh."
Halved Coconut- "I turned one coconut into two!"
Roasted Coconut- "Ready to eat, eh."
Coffee Beans- "I should cook these up."
Roasted Coffee Beans- "I'm addicted to this, eh."
Food - Vegetables
Seaweed- "It's slimy, eh."
Roasted Seaweed- "It has a weird texture."
Dried Seaweed- "It sort of sticks to my tongue."
Sweet Potato (planted)- "Looks like some sorta fancy potato, eh?"
Sweet Potato- "I'll cook this up good."
Cooked Sweet Potato- "Could use some marshmallow, eh."
Food - Crock Pot
Banana Pop- "I'd prefer maple taffy..."
Bisque- "Hearty."
California Roll- "I feel like a regular Vancouverite."
Ceviche- "I'd be loonie not to eat this."
Coffee- "Good ol' joe."
Jelly-O Pop- "I guess this is a dessert island, eh?"
Lobster Bisque- "Looks pretty good for desert island food."
Lobster Dinner- "I'd prefer salmon."
Seafood Gumbo- "We don't have this back home."
Shark Fin Soup- "He'll swim in my stomach from now on."
Surf 'n' Turf- "Good eating, that."
Fresh Fruit Crepes- "I can get maple syrup on that?"
Monster Tartare- "Isn't there anything else to eat?"
Mussel Bouillabaise- "Best meal I've seen in awhile, eh?"
Sweet Potato Souffle- "Pretty extravagant!"
Caviar- "Whew, that's salty."
Tropical Bouillabaisse- "It's a bit fishy."
Food - Other
Blubber- "Quit your blubbering."
Brainy Matter- "How brainy."
Sweet Potato Seeds- "These would be of more use to me planted."
Misc Items
Venom Gland- "It smells kind of funny, eh?"
Dubloons- "I've struck gold!"
Hail- "You think this is cold? How cute."
Message in a Bottle- "Is someone trying to talk to me?"
Spoiled Fish- "I think it's time to throw this out."
Snake Oil- "I'm not falling for this."
Harpoon- "You could throw an axe just as good, hey?"
Trident- "Get a load of this massive fork, eh?!"
Peg Leg- "Can I chop this?"
Orange Soda- "Is this safe for consumption?"
Voodoo Doll- "Is that my face?"
Ukulele- "This guitar is tiny!"
License Plate- "It just a little sheet of metal, eh?"
Ancient Vase- "It's broken."
Brain Cloud Pill- "Who knows what this does?"
Wine Bottle Candle- "Not very useful looking."
Broken AAC Device- "I got no idea what that is."
One True Earring- "Shouldn't there be two?"
Old Boot- "Not my size, eh."
Sextant- "That's a little too fancy for my likin'."
Toy Boat- "That boat seems a little on the small side."- Soaked Candle- "I can't imagine this having a use, eh."
Sea Worther- "A toy for a keener."
Iron Key- "I should hold on to this, eh?"
Bone Key- "What might this open?"
Golden Key- "Key to what, eh?"
Tarnished Crown- "Luxurious."
Announcements
- Volcano eruption warning- "The ground is heaving!"
- Volcano eruption- "Ooh, that's some bad weather, eh?"
- Sea Hounds are coming- "There's a fish nearby... and it's hungry!"
- Crocodogs are coming- "There's something out there."
- Sealnado is coming- "What was that?"
- Map border approaching- "I'm leaving charted waters..."
- Entering map border- "Into waters unknown!"
- Exiting map border- "That was unwise!"
Riding wave- "For the North!"- Boat losing durability- "My boat's pretty banged up, eh?"
- Boat leak- "I'm aboot to sink!"
- Boat sinking- "We're goin' down!"
- Trawl Net full- "It's time to reel it in!"
- Crabbit escape- "It got away."
- Wrong world- "I don't believe I can find this here."
Removed
Joy of Volcanology- "Make it rain hellfire!"- Joy of Volcanology- "That there ain't right."
- Seashell- "It makes me want to get back into arts and crafts."
- Bioluminescence- "Like nature's lightbulb."
Speargun- "This is one skookum weapon!"
Poison Speargun- "This skookum weapon poisons my enemies!"
Obsidian Speargun- "It lights stuff on fire, eh."- Poison Mosquito- "These blasted mosquitos carry a sickness."
- Brainy Sprout- "What are you, some sort of keener?"
- Jungle Tree Seed- "This could grow into a good choppin' tree."
- Palm Tree- "Prepare to be chopped!"
- Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (burning)- "Waste of a good choppin' stump."
- Toucan- "Pretty fancy lookin' bird, that."
- Doydoy- "Not too sure how this thing survives, eh."
- Doydoy Egg- "Looks like good eatin' to me."
- Boat sinking- "We're goin' down, eh?"
- Water Beefalo (normal, sleeping, and follower)- "The poor guy's the butt of every yoke."
Cooked Cave Banana- "I cooked it."- Crabbit Den- "That's where my crab buds live."
- Fish Morsel- "Hope I don't attract bears, eh?"
Trivia
- In his quotes for Rocks and a Magma Pile in Shipwrecked, Woodie mentions building an inukshuk, which are figures made of stone by the peoples of the Arctic.
| Characters | |
| Don't Starve |           |
| Reign of Giants |   |
| Shipwrecked |     |
| Hamlet |    |
| Don't Starve Together |       |
| Removed |  |
| Unimplemented |         |
| Other |        Minor Characters |