Woodie (Quotes)

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“It's nothing a good chopping wouldn't fix.”

–Woodie

It's calling to me!

This page lists Woodie's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Woodie's quotes for items found in Don't Starve. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Axe- "It's not as nice as Lucy."
• Luxury Axe- "It's almost as nice as Lucy."
• Shovel- "Dig a hole. Plant a tree!"
• Regal Shovel- "Time to dig golden holes."
• Pickaxe- "Almost an axe, but not quite."
• Opulent Pickaxe- "It's pretty, but can't chop down trees."
• Razor- "A true lumberjack never shaves."
• Hammer- "Everyone makes mistakes, eh?"
• Pitchfork- "This really isn't my style."
• Feather Pencil- "The bird murder wasn't even necessary. Heh."
• Brush- "You could debark a log with this thing."
• Saddle- "Yep, that'll get us there."
• War Saddle- "Makes me feel like a Mountie."
• Glossamer Saddle- "Makes me feel like some sorta woodland nymph, eh?"
• Saddlehorn- "Puts the critter back to how nature intended."
• Salt Lick- "My mouth's dry just looking at it."

Lights

• Campfire (upon being built)- "Where's my guitar?"
• Fire Pit (upon being built)- "It uses wood."
• Campfire (high)- "Uh oh! It's bit high!"
• Fire Pit (high)- "I'm using too much wood too fast!"
• Campfire (normal)- "I love a fire in the evening."
• Fire Pit (normal)- "Mmmm. Smells woody."
• Campfire (low)- "I should probably do something aboot that, eh?"
• Fire Pit (low)- "There should be some wood around here somewhere."
• Campfire (embers)- "It's almost gone."
• Fire Pit (embers)- "I should go chop some wood for that, eh?"
• Campfire (out)- "It was good while it lasted."
• Fire Pit (out)- "If only I had some wood."
• Torch- "Trees by torchlight."
• Miner Hat- "Down deep in a coal mine."
• Pumpkin Lantern- "It better not tip over."
• Lantern- "High tech!"

Survival

• Backpack- "That's my rucksack."
• Piggyback- "I used all parts of the pig."
• Bird Trap- "I'll show those birds yet!"
• Bug Net- "It can collect skeeters."
• Fishing Rod- "I should spend some time at the lake."
• Straw Roll- "I've slept on worse back at the lumber camp."
• Fur Roll- "I love camping."
• Tent- "I'm used to sleeping in worse."
• Trap- "Work smarter, eh?"
• Honey Poultice- "At least I didn't have to pay for it."
• Healing Salve- "Healthiness in goo form."
• Umbrella- "This will keep my beard dry, eh?"
• Compass-
  • N- "True North."
  • S- "South."
  • E- "East."
  • W- "West."
  • NE- "Northeast."
  • SE- "Southeast."
  • NW- "Northwest."
  • SW- "Southwest."
• Compass (generic)- "Points to True North."
• Bundling Wrap- "The paper's brown. Like wood."
• Bundled Supplies- "What's inside? Hope it's logs."

Food

• Crock Pot (empty)- "It seems a waste to just leave it sitting there empty."
• Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "It'll be a bit longer, eh?"
• Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Oh boy! Here it comes!"
• Crock Pot (finished)- "Time for supper!"
• Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "Not the greatest idea, eh?"
• Bee Box- "Buzzers!"
• Bee Box (no honey)- "I'm getting hungry just looking at it."
• Bee Box (some honey)- "I could get more if I waited."
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "Maple syrup substitute!"
• Farm- "I prefer larger plants."
• Farm (growing)- "They'll never reach chopping size."
• Farm (finished)- "Time for grub."
• Farm (needs fertilizer)- "I think it needs some poop."
• Ice Box- "Ahhhh. Reminds me of home."
• Drying Rack- "It's all set up. Just add meat."
• Drying Rack (drying)- "This is like watching meat dry."
• Drying Rack (finished)- "That looks done."

Science

• Science Machine- "I don't trust all this science stuff."
• Alchemy Engine- "This is getting strange."
• Thermal Measurer- "We can build these half as tall back home."
• Rainometer- "Rain makes the trees grow."
• Lightning Rod- "Weather's not going to get the drop on me now."
• Lightning Rod (charged)- "It's pretty like the northern lights."
• Gunpowder- "Never did like this stuff."

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomploshrine- "It seems a bit show-offy to me."

Fight

• Spear- "It lacks the heft of a good solid axe."
• Ham Bat- "What a waste of good ham."
• Boomerang- "That looks hard to throw."
• Boomerang (hit self)- "Sorry! Clumsy me!"
• Blow Dart- "Let's see what my huge lungs can do with this!"
• Sleep Dart- "I can make my escape if I use this!"
• Fire Dart- "This seems a bit aggressive."
• Football Helmet- "Will this give me hockey hair?"
• Grass Suit- "It's better than nothing."
• Log Suit- "It fits me so well!"
• Marble Suit- "It's hard to swing an axe while wearing this."
• Bee Mine- "I don't know if the bees like this."
• Tooth Trap- "This seems a bit rough."
• Death (mob)- "What did I say?"

Structures

• Birdcage- "It's where I try to make birds reform their evil ways."
• Birdcage (occupied)- "Think aboot what you've done, bird!"
• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "They look so innocent when they dream."
• Pig House- "A little duct tape would fix that right up."
• Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "It's bacon-stuffed."
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Sorry! I'm not looking in!"
• Rabbit Hutch- "Is it carrot flavoured?"
• Hay Wall (inventory and placed)- "I could sneeze it over."
• Wood Wall (inventory and placed)- "I like the look of that!"
• Stone Wall (inventory and placed)- "Safe and secure, eh?"
• Chest- "Wood is so handy! Look at all the things you can make!"
• Sign- "Is there anything wood can't do?"
• Potted Fern- "It shows my love of plant life."

Refine

• Rope- "Good for holding stuff to other stuff."
• Boards- "So smooth. You can really see the grain."
• Cut Stone- "Part of the Canadian shield."
• Papyrus- "I'd rather chop than write."
• Purple Gem- "It's nothing a good chopping wouldn't fix."
• Nightmare Fuel- "All of my fears in liquid form, eh?"
• Beeswax- "Yeesh, that's waxy."
• Wax Paper- "A good place to spit out your gum."

Magic

• Meat Effigy- "I look good in wood."
• Prestihatitator- "I like to call it the 'Hat Machine!'"
• Shadow Manipulator- "OK, I kind of get it now."
• Pan Flute- "I only sing for Lucy."
• Night Light- "What kind of darkness is that?"
• Night Armor- "It makes me queasy to look at."
• Dark Sword- "Nightmares can't hurt ye!"
• One-Man Band- "I stand on guard for thee!"
• Bat Bat- "A mouse with wings?"
• Belt of Hunger- "It tickles, I think it's still alive."
• Chilled Amulet- "Just need a beverage to cool now, eh?"
• Nightmare Amulet- "The sparkle is gone from the gem."
• Life Giving Amulet- "Always have a backup plan."
• Fire Staff- "I don't trust this magic business."
• Ice Staff- "It reminds me of home."
• Telelocator Staff (1)- "Just another use for wood."
• Telelocator Staff (2)- "I wonder what this thing does."
• Telelocator Focus (full)- "It's ready, but am I?"
• Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "Needs gems, eh?"
• Telelocator Socket (full)- "Looks ready."
• Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "It'll need a gem."

Dress

• Sewing Kit- "I'm pretty good at sewing."
• Rabbit Earmuffs- "Where I'm from these would only work in the fall."
• Straw Hat- "It will keep the sun off my head."
• Beefalo Hat- "Now I'm the king of the beefalo!"
• Beekeeper Hat- "This will keep the bees out of my eyes."
• Feather Hat- "I don't want to wear that... thing."
• Winter Hat- "It's a nice toque, eh?"
• Top Hat- "It's too fancy."
• Dapper Vest- "It's not plaid, but it'll do."
• Breezy Vest- "Nice and breezy."
• Puffy Vest- "This could stand up to the winters back home, eh?"
• Bush Hat- "It's good for hiding from nature."
• Garland- "I think it looks nice with my red hair."
• Walking Cane- "It's good for the back country."

Ancient

• Thulecite- "It's the wood of the caves!"
• Thulecite Wall (held)- "Heh, stoned again eh?"
• Thulecite Wall- "Crumbling but still secure, eh?"
• Thulecite Medallion (min and outside ruins)- "I think it's off."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "This thing just turned on!"
• Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "It's vibrating!"
• Thulecite Medallion (max)- "It's going crazy!"
• Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "It's settling down."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "It's nearly still."
• The Lazy Forager- "This'll make the chores go by quicker!"
• Magiluminescence- "I could cut wood at night with this."
• Construction Amulet- "I've always been better at cuttin' anyways."
• The Lazy Explorer- "This will help me get around quickly."
• Star Caller's Staff- "Useful in a pinch!"
• Deconstruction Staff- "This'll help me dismantle stuff!"
• Pick/Axe- "It's... it's beautiful."
• Thulecite Crown- "It's no toque, but it'll do."
• Thulecite Suit- "That'll stop the hurt."
• Thulecite Club- "Metal on a stick."
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "This needs to be installed properly."
• Houndius Shootius- "That'll drive the hosers off."

Nature - Plants

• Evergreen- "It's calling to me!"
• Lumpy Evergreen- "Lucy would want me to chop it down."
• Spiky Tree- "Trees shouldn't fight back!"
• Evergreen (stump)- "Ahhhh!"
• Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Another one!"
• Spiky Tree (stump)- "It was a hard battle, but I won."
• Evergreen (burning)- "Nooo! I could have chopped it!"
• Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "I'm sorry!"
• Spiky Tree (burning)- "That's what you get for being spiky!"
• Evergreen (burnt)- "What a waste."
• Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "I feel terrible!"
• Spiky Tree (burnt)- "It deserved it."
• Evergreen (sapling)- "Here comes a tree!"
• Log- "It makes it all worthwhile."
• Log (burning)- "Oh no! The fruits of my labour!"
• Charcoal- "This makes me a bit sad."
• Pine Cone- "I should grow it and then chop it down!"
• Marble Tree- "Even Lucy can't chop that one down."
• Totally Normal Tree- "I feel conflicted, eh?"
• Totally Normal Tree (stump)-
• Living Log- "I am going to keep you, and call you Frank."
• Sapling- "I want to see it grow so that I can chop it down."
• Sapling (picked)- "Picking isn't as fun as chopping."
• Sapling (burning)- "Aw! He barely had a chance!"
• Sapling (held)- "Mmmmm. It's all twiggy."
• Twigs- "I should build a tiny axe to chop these."
• Grass Tuft- "Looks like kindling."
• Grass Tuft (picked)- "It's gone all nubbly."
• Grass Tuft (barren)- "I need to poop on it."
• Grass Tuft (burning)- "I hope that doesn't spread to the trees."
• Grass Tuft (held)- "It makes my eyes water."
• Cut Grass- "I think I might be allergic to this."
• Berry Bush- "Saskatoon berries?"
• Berry Bush (picked)- "No berries left!"
• Berry Bush (barren)- "It needs a good poopin'"
• Berry Bush (burning)- "Can't save it now."
• Berry Bush (held)- "Time for a little landscaping."
• Reeds- "Reeds."
• Reeds (picked)- "They'll be back."
• Reeds (burning)- "Fire makes me nervous."
• Cut Reeds- "Want to hear my loon call?"
• Plant- "I wonder what it will be."
• Plant (growing)- "A watched plant never grows."
• Plant (ready to be picked)- "Time for grub."
• Marsh Plant- "Plant."
• Spiky Bush- "That's a bramble."
• Spiky Bush (picked)- "Was that worth it?"
• Spiky Bush (burning)- "Foomph!"
• Spiky Bush (held)- "I should plant this."
• Flower- "That's nice."
• Petals- "I wonder if Lucy would like these."
• Evil Flower- "Something is wrong with that flower."
• Dark Petals- "They're frowning at me with little evil faces."
• Carrot (planted)- "I'm not one for vegetables, eh?"
• Red Mushroom- "It's a red mushroom."
• Green Mushroom- "It's a green mushroom."
• Blue Mushroom- "I can never remember which ones you can eat."
• Mushroom (sleeping)- "They have their own schedule."
• Mushroom (picked)- "I think I broke it."

Nature - Objects

• Beehive- "They're all comfy-cozy in there."
• Killer Bee Hive- "Why are those bees so angry?"
• Honeycomb- "I bet the bees worked their stingers off for this."
• Hound Mound- "I know better than to mess with that."
• Bones- "It's covered with dog spit, eh?"
• Touch Stone- "I don't know if I should touch it."
• Obelisk (sane, up)- "Something is off aboot that rock, eh?"
• Obelisk (sane, down)- "That makes sense."
• Obelisk (insane, up)- "Where did it go?!"
• Obelisk (insane, down)- "I don't know how to move that."
• Harp Statue- "You lost your head, eh?"
• Marble Pillar- "Somebody must have built that."
• Marble- "Feels like a government building."
• Rundown House- "They're not the handiest."
• Merm Head- "Smells like a factory trawler."
• Pig Head- "What a waste of good pork."
• Pig Torch- "How did they do that without thumbs?"
• Basalt- "That rock ain't going to move."
• Boulder- "I could break it down if I tried hard enough."
• Rocks- "Could make a decent little inukshuk with these."
• Flint- "This could be an axe head."
• Nitre- "It's how we built the railway."
• Gold Nugget- "You can't make a coffee table out of gold. Well, maybe you can. But you shouldn't."
• Grave- "Someone was here."
• Grave (dug)- "Sorry! Don't haunt me!"
• Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Hey! A clue!"
• Animal Track- "A large woodland creature passed this way!"
• Animal Track (lost its trail)- "The beastie got away."
• Animal Track (found)- "The beastie is nearby."
• Wooden Thing- "It's a... magic thing, I think."
• Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "There are bits missing, eh?"
• Wooden Thing (locked)- "It's almost ready, eh?"
• Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "Ready to go, eh?"
• Ring Thing- "Ringy, eh?"
• Crank Thing- "Cranky, eh?"
• Box Thing- "Boxy, eh?"
• Metal Potato Thing- "Potato-y, eh?"
• Worm Hole- "That looks like a bum!"
• Worm Hole (open)- "I'm not sure I want to look at that, eh?"
• Worm Hole (exited)- "It was gross in there!"
• Pond- "I can't swim!"
• Skeleton- "Sorry, friend."
• Spider Den- "Holy Mackinaw! Look at that thing!"
• Spider Eggs- "Why would I want to carry that around?"
• Rabbit Hole- "I doubt there are trees down there."
• Walrus Camp- "Walruses are nearby, eh?"
• Walrus Camp (empty)- "This won't be safe come winter."
• Sunken Boat- "Hey buddy."
• Sunken Boat (empty)- "Waste of good wood."
• Flotsam- "Justa bunch of junk."

Exclusive to Pocket Edition

• Compromising Statue- "This here'll save my back bacon."

Nature - Caves

• Plugged Sinkhole- "It's bunged up."
• Sinkhole (generic)- "There're probably no trees down there anyway."
• Sinkhole (open)- "It looks like Sudbury down there."
• Exit to Surface (generic)- "Maybe later. I've gotten cozy down here."
• Exit to Surface (open)- "There are probably trees up there."
• Red Mushtree- "Maybe I should chop it."
• Green Mushtree- "It's made of wood."
• Blue Mushtree- "I can't let that stand."
• Light Flower- "Shiny!"
• Light Bulb- "It looks chewy."
• Stalagmite (normal and pointy)- "I'm not too interested in rocks."
• Spilagmite- "I should skedaddle before they come out of there."
• Slurtle Mound- "Are you guys doing OK in there?"
• Splumonkey Pod- "What a fine choice of building materials."
• Fern- "Hey! It's a fern!"
• Foliage- "Looks like a salad."
• Cave Banana Tree- "They don't have those back home."
• Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "Such a waste."

Nature - Ruins

• Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "It's all bunged up."
• Ruins Sinkhole- "
• Ancient Statue- "Another hoser."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "Looks a little worn out."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "There's axe marks on these altar stones."
• Algae- "Doesn't look edible."
• Broken Clockworks- "Dead metal."
• Relic- "What's this all aboot?"
• Relic (broken)- "I don't plan on fixin' that."
• Thulecite Fragments- "It's not wood but it'll do."
• Cave Lichen- "Looks barely edible."
• Ornate Chest- "What's in the box?!"
• Large Ornate Chest- "That's a nice chest with horns, eh."
• Nightmare Light- "They should have used wood."

Turfs

• Wooden Flooring- "Flooring fit for a king!"
• Carpeted Flooring- "Too classy for my taste."
• Checkerboard Flooring- "Looks like one of those city-people outhouses."
• Other Turfs- "Just some ground, eh?"
• Mud Turf- "At least you don't have to clean it."
• Guano Turf- "Some ground."
• Slimy Turf- "I found this underground."
• Cave Rock Turf- "Rocks. Bleh."

Mobs - Monsters

• Clockwork Knight- "Maxwell's own mounted police."
• Clockwork Bishop- "It's been a while since my last confession."
• Clockwork Rook- "Hmm... does the rook move in a straight line? I forget."
• Damaged Knight- "Doesn't look to be in the best of shape."
• Damaged Bishop- "I can see the internal workings!"
• Damaged Rook- "The gears are spilling out."
• Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Who's there, eh?"
• Charlie (attacked by)- "Yeouch! That was rough!"
• Hound- "They'd be good at pulling a sled."
• Red Hound- "Hot hound!"
• Blue Hound- "Arctic hounds?"
• Hound's Tooth- "Beauty, eh?"
• Spider- "That's the biggest spider I've ever seen!"
• Spider Warrior- "They come in yellow now, eh?"
• Spider (sleeping)- "Careful, now, eh?"
• Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I don't want to wake it."
• Spider (dead)- "Good!"
• Spider Warrior (dead)- "Great!"
• Spider Gland- "I think it's poison."
• Silk- "Spiders give me the willies."
• Krampus- "Back off, hoser!"
• Krampus Sack- "I feel bad taking someone else's sack."
• Merm- "What foul sea did that crawl out of?"
• Frog- "I don't trust anything that can't decide between air and water."
• Frog (sleeping)- "It's tired."
• Frog (dead)- "Ex-frog."
• Tentacle- "There a squid down there?"
• Tentacle Spike- "It wobbles when you wave it."
• Tentacle Spots- "I'm blushing!"
• Big Tentacle (1)- "It's so big!"
• Big Tentacle (2)- "I'm tired of these squids!"
• Big Slimy Pit- "Not even a stump left behind!"
• Baby Tentacle- "Are those squid babies?"
• Guardian Pig- "I don't want to make him mad."
• Werepig- "Happens to the best of us."
• Ghost- "Boo! Ha ha!"
• MacTusk- "Oh no. Walruses again!"
• Wee MacTusk- "Why are they so far South?"
• Walrus Tusk- "He had a cavity, eh?"
• Tam o' Shanter- "My granddad wore a hat like this."
• Mosquito- "That'll take a pint out of me!"
• Mosquito (held)- "What do I do with this, eh?"
• Mosquito Sack- "Blood and guts, eh?"
• Nearby Mosquitoes- "Skeeters!"
• Cave Spider- "Tricky devil!"
• Spitter- "Spitting is rude!"
• Batilisk- "Who taught that rat to fly?"
• Meat Bulb- "Is that meat?"
• Fleshy Bulb- "It's warm and lumpy."
• Eyeplant- "It needs to mind its own business."
• Slurper- "I think it's living hair."
• Slurper Pelt- "Looks like a dead beaver."
• Dangling Depth Dweller- "They're smart to live away from the corruption."
• Depths Worm (emerged)- "WOOORM!"
• Depths Worm (lure)- "I know a plant when I see one. This'n an impostor!"
• Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Be wary the moving ground."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Beefalo- "He smells like a sod house."
• Beefalo (follower)- "I think he likes me."
• Beefalo (sleeping)- "He's catching some zeds."
• Beefalo (naked)- "Cheer up, eh?"
• Beefalo (domesticated)- "I like this one's attitude."
• Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "You're almost as big as a moose!"
• Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "I'm sorry, want to go for a ride?"
• Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "Why so glum, chum?"
• Beefalo Wool- "It feels like my beard."
• Beefalo Horn- "I don't know if I should put my mouth on that."
• Baby Beefalo- "A face only a mother could love."
• Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "I like to sleep outside, too."
• Nearby Bees- "Bees! Bees!"
• Bee- "She's making the flowers grow."
• Killer Bee- "That bee doesn't seem as friendly."
• Bee (held)- "Now what do I do with it?"
• Killer Bee (held)- "He's none to pleased with his situation."
• Stinger- "Ouch! It's pointy."
• Pig- "Walking back bacon!"
• Pig (follower)- "We're a team! Yah!"
• Pig (dead)- "Not a pig anymore."
• Pig Skin- "Bacon with a tail."
• Bunnyman and Beardlord- "He looks friendly enough."
• Bunny Puff- "I feel sorry for him."
• Koalefant- "He looks tasty."
• Winter Koalefant- "They get tastier in the winter."
• Pengull- "Take off, beauty! To the Great White North!"
• Rock Lobster- "Lobster supper time!"
• Slurtle- "He's just misunderstood."
• Snurtle- "Spirals!"
• Slurtle Slime- "Someone needs a tissue."
• Broken Shell- "I broke his home. I feel bad."
• Shelmet- "This will keep my noggin safe."
• Snurtle Shell Armor- "You can never be too safe."
• Splumonkey- "Well then. That's a new one."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Butterfly- "I never trusted those things, eh?"
• Butterfly (held)- "Where are you going to run?"
• Crow- "He's planning something. I can tell."
• Crow (held)- "You'll pay for your crimes, crow!"
• Redbird- "What a snotty little jerk."
• Redbird (held)- "Don't get comfortable, birdie."
• Snowbird- "Go fly south or something!"
• Snowbird (held)- "It's stealing my warmth."
• Jet Feather- "A gross feather."
• Crimson Feather- "A disgusting feather."
• Azure Feather- "A stupid feather."
• Gobbler- "More birds! Why is it always birds?"
• Eye Bone- "No one ever told him it was rude to stare."
• Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "I wonder if it will ever wake up again."
• Eye Bone (ashes)- "This used to be an eyebone."
• Chester- "He's doing his best!"
• Rabbit and Beardling- "Dang ground squirrels..."
• Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "I'd feel bad eating him."
• Fireflies- "Reminds me of Algonquin park."
• Fireflies (held)- "I've got a pocket full of sunshine!"
• Mandrake (planted)- "It's looking at me."
• Mandrake (follower)- "What have I done?"
• Mandrake (dead)- "Sorry, little guy."
• Mandrake (cooked) (1)- "Sorry!"
• Mandrake (cooked) (2)- "Was that a bad thing to do?"
• Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ow. What was that?"

Mobs - Tallbird family

• Tallbird- "I don't trust birds that can't fly, either."
• Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "I should steal its egg to teach it a lesson."
• Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Nothing there."
• Tallbird Egg- "What's in here?"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg- "It's hatching."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "You can taste the beak, eh?"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Is it crying?"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Too cold for you?"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "Birds are never prompt."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Any time now."
• Smallbird- "What do you want?"
• Smallbird (hungry)- "It wants something."
• Smallbird (starving)- "I think it's starving."
• Smallish Tallbird- "It's growing up to be a jerk, just like its parents."
• Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "Are you ALWAYS hungry?"
• Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "It getting wild with hunger."
• Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Sorry! I'll try harder!"

Mobs - Bosses

• Treeguard (normal and lumpy)- "I'm sorry aboot all of those trees!"
• Spider Queen- "You're not my queen!"
• Spiderhat- "She's a real beaut, ain't she?"
• Deerclops- "That's a big moose!"
• Deerclops Eyeball- "Now what is this good for?"
• Ancient Guardian- "Another poor soul with a curse."
• Guardian's Horn- "That's a nice horn, eh."

Mobs - Other

• Maxwell- "Why does he hate me?"
• Pig King- "He's not MY king."
• Wes (trapped)- "Who's that hoser?"
• Abigail- "That ain't right."

Food - Meats

• Egg- "There's an evil bird in there thinking evil bird thoughts."
• Egg (cooked)- "Well, at least it never became a bird."
• Meat- "Tastes like moose."
• Cooked Meat- "Just like my dear old ma used to make."
• Jerky- "It tastes like survival."
• Morsel- "I wish this were bigger."
• Cooked Morsel- "That'll just make me hungrier!"
• Small Jerky- "Just a bite."
• Monster Meat- "I'm not hungry enough for that."
• Cooked Monster Meat and Monster Jerky- "I still don't want to eat it."
• Leafy Meat- "That's gross!"
• Cooked Leafy Meat- "Cooking it didn't help much."
• Drumstick- "October food."
• Fried Drumstick- "Thanks, turkey."
• Fish- "Looks like a cod."
• Cooked Fish- "I wish I had some chips."
• Eel- "This should cook up nicely."
• Cooked Eel- "This cooked up nicely."
• Koalefant Trunk- "It's pretty thin."
• Winter Koalefant Trunk- "It's thick and hairy."
• Koalefant Trunk Steak- "I think it boiled off all of the nose cheese."
• Fried Tallbird Egg- "It tastes like justice."
• Frog Legs- "They're still jumping!"
• Cooked Frog Legs- "At least they stopped moving."
• Batilisk Wing- "Gross!"
• Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Gross! And tasty! So confusing!"

Food - Fruits

• Berries- "I have a heartier appetite than that."
• Roasted Berries- "Tastes like warm berries."
• Cave Banana- "It tastes tropical."
• Cooked Cave Banana- "I cooked it for some reason."
• Dragon Fruit- "I've never seen one of those before."
• Prepared Dragon Fruit- "It tastes like maple syrup."
• Durian- "It smells bad."
• Extra Smelly Durian- "It smells even worse."
• Pomegranate- "That's too fancy for me."
• Sliced Pomegranate- "This would go good on flapjacks."

Food - Vegetables

• Carrot (picked and cooked)- "That's rabbit food."
• Corn- "I like it, but not in everything that I eat."
• Popcorn- "Cooked with the goodness of corn."
• Eggplant- "I bet birds have something to do with this."
• Braised Eggplant- "Suspiciously birdy."
• Pumpkin- "I don't like to eat things that grow on the ground."
• Hot Pumpkin- "Pies are good."
• Red Cap- "I don't know..."
• Cooked Red Cap- "Only if I get really hungry."
• Green Cap- "I've eaten stranger things in the woods."
• Cooked Green Cap- "I don't trust it."
• Blue Cap (normal and cooked)- "That's not meat."
• Glow Berry- "This thing will be useful."
• Lichen- "Yum! Tastes woody!"

Food - Crock Pot

• Bacon and Eggs- "Awww. It's just front bacon."
• Butter Muffin- "Crunchy!"
• Dragonpie- "Almost as good as butter tarts!"
• Fishsticks- "Elegant dining in a box."
• Fish Tacos- "Tastes like the sea, eh?"
• Fist Full of Jam- "Now to find peanut butter."
• Froggle Bunwich- "You can really taste the swamp."
• Fruit Medley- "In syrup!"
• Honey Ham- "But it's not a holiday..."
• Honey Nuggets- "One of my favourite meals!"
• Kabobs- "The stick really adds to the flavour."
• Mandrake Soup- "It's a tiring soup."
• Meatballs- "All the meats!"
• Meaty Stew- "Sticks to your ribs."
• Monster Lasagna- "This is cat food!"
• Pierogi- "I call them 'Yum pockets'."
• Powdercake- "I like the ones made with real sugar better."
• Pumpkin Cookies- "This will keep me chopping."
• Ratatouille- "I cooked it myself!"
• Stuffed Eggplant- "I'm getting better at cooking."
• Taffy- "Sugary. Good."
• Turkey Dinner- "Turkey day is here again!"
• Unagi- "It'll fill ya up."
• Waffles- "I prefer flapjacks."
• Wet Goop- "Better than some things I've eaten!"

Food - Other

• Seeds- "Not trees."
• Carrot Seeds- "Tiny carrots."
• Corn Seeds- "I'm more of a hewer of wood than a tiller of soil."
• Dragon Fruit Seeds- "Maybe I can grow more."
• Durian Seeds- "Why would I want to grow more of those things?"
• Eggplant Seeds- "Hmmm. I'm not sure."
• Pomegranate Seeds- "Seedy."
• Pumpkin Seeds- "It's a seed."
• Toasted Seeds- "We call this 'lumberjack surprise'."
• Honey- "Mmmmmm-mmmm. Bee syrup."
• Butterfly Wings- "I'm sorry! I'm a terrible person!"
• Butter- "I prefer margarine."
• Rot- "Aw, it's Diefenbakered."
• Rotten Egg- "One less bird. Good."
• Phlegm- "I wouldn't want that in my moustache."

Misc Items

• Lucy the Axe- "I love Lucy!"
• Blueprint- "I'm not one for book learning."
• Gears- "I never could figure these things out."
• Ashes- "It's all burnt up."
• Ashes of item- "Well that's a shame."
• Red Gem- "I see within it the fiery death of a thousand trees."
• Blue Gem- "It's very cold."
• Yellow Gem- "I can see the stars in it."
• Green Gem- "How flashy."
• Orange Gem- "It's shimmering."
• Beard Hair- "These aren't from me."
• Manure- "Don't poop in camp!"
• Guano- "It stinks less than the other kind."
• Melty Marbles- "I used to play that game."
• Fake Kazoo- "Not the real thing, eh?"
• Gord's Knot- "Reminds me of a story I heard once."
• Gnome- "Don't ask me."
• Tiny Rocketship- "It needs a robot arm, eh?"
• Frazzled Wires- "They're not good any more, eh?"
• Ball and Cup- "I could play this for hours!"
• Hardened Rubber Bung- "If I find a tub, I'm all set."
• Mismatched Buttons- "I just sew my clothing shut around me when I put it on."
• Second-hand Dentures- "Choppers for old folks."
• Lying Robot- "Quiet, you!"
• Dessicated Tentacle- "It's all withered."
• Dwarf Star- "Well ain't that something."

Adventure Mode

• Divining Rod (in starting base)- "That's a weird looking rod."
• Divining Rod- "I wonder if it gets the hockey game."
• Divining Rod (cold)- "It's really fuzzy from here."
• Divining Rod (warm)- "I think I'm getting closer."
• Divining Rod (warmer)- "Woah, careful there, bud."
• Divining Rod (hot)- "Loud and clear! Something's near!"
• Divining Rod Holder- "It looks like something plugs in."
• Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "It's ready to be unlocked."
• Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Now all it needs is to be turned on."
• Maxwell's Door- "I wonder if that's the way out of here."
• Maxwell's Phonograph- "Better than most of the stuff on the radio."
• Maxwell's Light- "That's unnatural."
• Maxwell Statue- "He's kind of a jerk, eh?"
• Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "He's not playing fair, eh?"
• Sick Worm Hole- "It smells a bit off, eh?"
• Nightmare Lock- "Where is the key?"
• Nightmare Throne- "I've seen nicer chairs."
• Male character on Nightmare Throne- "Do you need help?"
• Female character on Nightmare Throne- "She's trapped!"
• Other character on Nightmare Throne- "It's trapped!"

Announcements

• Generic- "What's that, eh?"
• Failed Adventure Mode- "Oh well. I gave it a good try."
• Freedom- "I got out!"
• Freezing- "It's cold out here!"
• Battlecry- "Get over here, eh!"
• Battlecry (prey)- "This is the end for you, eh!"
• Battlecry (Pig)- "I'll make bacon of you yet!"
• Battlecry (Spider)- "For the North!"
• Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Prepare for a choppin'!"
• Leaving combat- "I think that's enough."
• Leaving combat (prey)- "Sorry, sorry!"
• Leaving combat (Pig)- "I thought that would go better."
• Leaving combat (Spider)- "Sorry!"
• Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Same time again tomorrow, eh?"
• Activated a Bee Mine- "Bees! Bees!"
• Dusk- "It's almost my bedtime."
• Entering darkness- "Who turned out the lights?"
• Entering light- "Brilliance!"
• Doing things in the dark- "It's dark, eh!"
• Failed to do something- "Sorry, I can't do that."
• Failed to craft something- "I can't do that right now."
• Failed to give something- "Nah, that ain't right."
• Trying to sleep during the day- "Only a hoser sleeps during the day."
• Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "I'm not feelin' too restful right now."
• Trying to sleep when too hungry- "My belly is too empty to fall asleep."
• Trying to sleep near monsters- "It's too scary out to sleep."
• Trying to give item to a busy mob- "I'll try again in a mo'."
• Trying to give item to a dead mob- "I don't think they... um..."
• Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "It's sleeping."
• Not enough fertilizer- "Need more poop, eh?"
• Hounds are coming- "There's something out there."
• Depths Worms are coming- "Oh geez. I hope you're ready, Lucy."
• Boss is coming- "What was that?"
• Inventory Full- "I can't carry any more kit."
• Can't rummage (generic)- "I can't right now. Sorry!"
• Can't store (generic/full)- "It's full, eh?"
• Can't store (invalid item)- "That's not allowed, eh?"
• Can't bundle (no items)- "I need some things to wrap first, eh?"
• Can't cook (generic)- "That's not really in my wheelhouse, sorry."
• Can't cook (too far)- "I gotta get closer, eh?"
• Can't draw (no subject)- "I won't get it right unless I have the item in front of me."
• Can't shave (generic)- "You can't shave what's not hair."
• Can't shave (nothing left)- "It's already shorn, eh?"
• Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "I'm not going to try this while he's awake."
• Can't shave (refusing to shave beard)- "I like my beard."
• Can't write on sign (generic)- "No thanks. I have terrible writing."
• Beefalo in combat, unable to mount or saddle- "I should wait for the dust to settle, eh?"
• Unable to build structure (mounted)- "Not as tall as a moose, but still too high to place that."
• Eating- "Tasty!"
• Eating (stale food)- "I got to that one just in time."
• Eating (spoiled food)- "That was a wee bit manky."
• Eating (painful food)- "That was past the expiry date."
• Hungry- "I'm getting peckish."
• Triggered trap- "Oops!"
• Torch out- "My light ran out!"
• Miner Hat out- "My mining days are over."
• Pricked- "Ouch!"
• Object broken, fixable- "I think I can fix this!"
• Earthquake- "The ground is heaving!"

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomplishment- "Lucy is going to be so proud of me!"
• Accomplishment completed- "That's a wrap, eh!"

Unimplemented

• Maxwell's Head- "Just a head, eh?"
• Skull Chest- "That's scary!"
• Golden Pitchfork- "Welp. I can't unmake it, so..."
• Boat- "Must have hit a nor'easter."
• Home- "Who's there?"
• Sunk Boat- "That wood has seen better days."
• Tree Clump- "You're asking for a good chop, bud."
• Pig Tent- "Looks to be some sort of tent."
• Dirt Turf (1)- "Some ground."
• Dirt Turf (2) and Beach Turf- "Just some ground, eh?"
• DEPLETED_GRASS- "It's probably a tuft of grass."
• Lava Pit- "It's looking a tad crusty."
• Lava Pit (normal)- "A fire that needs no wood? Unnn-natural!"
• Lava Pit (low)- "Needs more... wood?"
• Lava Pit (out)- "It looks like it could break."
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Hey! That's just mean!"
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "Skeeters!"
• Chest (trap)- "Something is not quite right aboot that chest."
• ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP- "Close one!"
• UNIMPLEMENTED-
  • "It looks unfinished, eh?"
  • "It doesn't look safe."
• UNIMPLEMENTED (announcement)- "Ouch! That wasn't very polite."
• DEVTOOL- "I'm not commenting on that."
• DEVTOOL_NODEV- "What a curious thing."
• Rubble- "Broken furniture."
• Hit by Bishop charge- "Hey now!"
• Shadow Digger- "Are your little buddies, uh... alive?"
• Friend-o-matic- "
• Friend-o-matic (open)- "
• Friend-o-matic (full)- "
• Scaled Furnace (generic, no gems)- "Tacky taxidermy."
• Scaled Furnace (low, one gem)- "Just bask in that warm glow."
• Scaled Furnace (hammered)- "It got even tackier, eh?"
• Relic Replica (plate)- "
• Relic Replica (bowl)- "
• Relic Replica (chair)- "
• Relic Replica (vase)- "
• Relic Replica (table)- "
• Sporecap and Misery Sporecap (burnt)- "Don't breathe it in, Lucy!"
• WETPAPER- "Damp."
• Bernie (Forge)- "Hey there little fella."
• Packet of Seeds (small)- "It's a start."
• Packet of Seeds (medium)- "This will keep us busy for a while."
• Packet of Seeds (large)- "A lotta seeds to plant."
• Packet of Mixed Seeds (small)- "Well, there's a few seeds in here anyway."
• Packet of Mixed Seeds (medium)- "That's a lotta seeds, eh?"
• Packet of Mixed Seeds (large)- "Hey, we got a whole garden in here."
• Prepared dish (plate)- "Well it's no fine china."
• Prepared dish (bowl)- "It's good enough."
• Prepared dish (soup)- "Nothing like some nice warm soup."
• Prepared dish (snack)- "It's enough for now."
• Prepared dish (bread)- "A good old fashioned meal."
• Prepared dish (pasta)- "This will fill you up."
• Prepared dish (vegetable)- "It's got a lotta fancy vegetables."
• Prepared dish (meat)- "Nothin' like a good hearty hunk of meat."
• Prepared dish (fish)- "Fish is always a good meal."
• Prepared dish (crab)- "Hope this crab is fresh."
• Prepared dish (cheese)- "Nice to have some cheese to sprinkle on a meal."
• Prepared dish (dessert)- "Looks good."
• Poison Frog- "Keep your poison spit to yourself, eh!"
• Peacock- "What a ridiculous thing. Bah!"
• Mr. Skittish- "Hoo-boy!"
• Swimming Horror- "I don't want nothin' to do with that, eh!"
• COFFEEBOT- "Makes coffee, don't it."
• WOODLEGSSAIL- "Pretty stylish sail, that."
• BIGFISHINGROD- "Walk tall and carry a big rod."
• Tornado- "
• SNAKE_FIRE- "It's looking a little heated."
• PIKE_SKULL- "Well that there's a tacky decoration."
• Sailor's Ghost- "Not a bad beard for a dead guy."
• Baby Water Beefalo (1)- "Hey, little buddy!"
• Baby Water Beefalo (2)- "He's all beard."
• Chicken- "A bird's a bird."
• Chicken (sleeping)- "Getting some shut eye."
• Chicken (dead)- "Winner winner, chicken dinner."
• Peep Hen- "Shoo!"
• Peep Hen (sleeping)- "Getting some shut eye."
• Peep Hen (dead)- "Done for."
• Snapdragon- "Not like any plant I seen."
• Snapdragon (sleeping)- "Shhh. Don't wake it."
• Snapdragon (dead)- "Pushin' up the daisies."
• Zeb- "Some sort of striped horse."
• Zeb (sleeping)- "It's taking a snooze."
• Zeb (dead)- "It's dead. Shouldn't kick it."
• Inspecting self- "Beard's growing out nicely."

Removed

• Heat Stone- "We call these 'night rocks' back home."
• Heat Stone (cold)- "It's gone cold, eh?"
• Heat Stone (warm)- "It's getting a bit dimmer."
• Heat Stone (hot)- "I could chop all winter with that in my pocket!"
• Deadly Feast- "That doesn't smell quite right, eh."
• Bee Box- "Bees!"
• Bee Box (no honey)- "I get hungry just looking at it."
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "Honey!"
• Farm (growing)- "A watched plant never grows."
• Drying Rack- "It's set up... just add meat."
• Blow Dart- "This seems a bit aggressive."
• Fire Dart- "This seems a bit more aggressive than the last one."
• Berry Bush (picked)- "I didn't even share!"
• Honeycomb- "I almost feel bad taking this."
• Grave- "I should probably leave that alone."
• Sinkhole- "It looks like Sudbury down there."
• Relic- "Piece of furniture."
• Tentacle- "Are there squid down there?"
• Werepig- "What happened to him?!"
• Mandrake- "What have I done?"
• Wet Goop- "I've eaten worse."
• Research (high value)- "Informative."
• Research (normal value)- "Learnin' keeps your mind sharp. Like an axe."
• Research (low value)- "That was barely even worth it, eh?"
• Sunken Boat- "This fellow's not from these parts."
• Rocks- "For the times when wood won't work."

Trivia

• Woodie's examination quote for Monster Lasagna is a reference to the comic strip Garfield, where the main character is a feline whose favorite food is Lasagna.
• Woodie's quote for Lucy is a reference to the famous sitcom, I Love Lucy.
• When examining a Spider Den, Woodie will say, "Holy Mackinaw! Look at that thing!" This is a reference to the catchphrase of Canadian sportscaster Joe Bowen.
• Woodie's examination quote for Rot is a reference to John Diefenbaker, Canada's 13th Prime Minister.
• Woodie's examination quote for Bone Shards is a reference to the fairy tale "Jack and the Beanstalk", in which the giant says that he will "Grind [the man's] bones to make my bread."
• Woodie's examination quote for the burnt Science Machine in RoG ("How did it get burned?!") may be a reference to The Wickerman, where when examining a burnt doll, the main protagonist yells "HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!"
• Woodie's examination quote for pengulls refers to a song recorded by Rush and Bob and Doug McKenzie. The lyrics go "Take off/To the Great White North/Take off/It's a beauty way to go". The characters Bob and Doug McKenzie also used catchphrases like "hoser" (or "hosehead") and made frequent references to backbacon and toques, which informs Woodie's quotes.
• Woodie's examination quote for the One-man Band is a reference to the line in the Canadian National Anthem, ("O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!").