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“It's nothing a good chopping wouldn't fix.”

–Woodie

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This page lists Woodie's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Woodie's quotes for items found in Don't Starve Together. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Pitchfork- "That really isn't my style."
• Pocket Scale- "I'm gonna reel in a whopper, no doubt aboot it."
• Garden Hoe- "Better get planting."
• Splendid Garden Hoe- "Now that I've made it, might as well put it to good use."
• Watering Can- "Better take my turn watering the garden."
• Watering Can (empty)- "Out of water."
• Waterfowl Can- "I just don't like the look of that thing... can't put my finger on it..."
• Waterfowl Can (empty)- "Needs more water."
• Beefalo Bell- "Beefalo sure seem to like the sound it makes."

Lights

• Fire Pit (high)- "Too much wood, too fast!"
• Endothermic Fire (upon being built)- "This'll make it feel more like home."
• Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "That's too much wood too fast!"
• Mushlight (off)- "My kind of décor."
• Mushlight (on)- "Soak in that all-natural light, Lucy."
• Mushlight (burnt)- "Whose bright idea was it to kill the lights?"
• Glowcap (off)- "It oughta be green like a lush, choppable, forest."
• Glowcap (on)- "It illuminates with all the colors of the wind."
• Glowcap (burnt)- "That got charred real good."
• Willow's Lighter- "Keep it away from the trees!"

Survival

• Backpack- "That's a decent looking rucksack."
• Piggyback- "Used all the parts of the pig."
• Umbrella- "Something like that'd keep my beard dry, eh?"
• Thermal Stone (warm)- "It's getting a bit... tepid."
• Pretty Parasol- "That there could keep my beard moderately dry, eh?"
• Telltale Heart- "I need to share this with somebody!"
• Booster Shot- "This should cure those sniffles."
• Waterballoon- "Could be fun times lobbin' these around."
• Whirly Fan- "I'm not used to the heat in this place!"
• Flare- "Just needs a light."
• Sea Fishing Rod- "Let's see if the fish are bitin', eh?"
• Tillweed Salve- "Never hurts to have some of this stuff around."
• Seed Pack-It- "A handy pack for seeds."
• Bernie (held)- "Cute, ain't he Luce?"
• Bernie (inactive)- "It's all scorched."
• Bernie (active)- "I guess I should be used to weird stuff by now."
• BERNIE!- "Hm. Yep. Just another day."
• Bernie (broken)- "Poor lil' guy."
• Chef Pouch- "A handy knapsack for conserving food!"
• Tent Roll- "A portable tent! Why didn't we think of that, Luce?"
• Camper's Tent- "I always sleep better in a tent."

Food

• Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "Watching stuff dry passes for entertainment 'round here."
• Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "That looks done."
• Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "Pretty wet out today, eh?"
• Mushroom Planter (empty)- "It needs a bit of help getting started."
• Mushroom Planter (some)- "There we go. Everyone needs a bit of help sometimes."
• Mushroom Planter (lots)- "It's doing real well on it's own."
• Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "Doesn't need us no more."
• Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "That rotten log needs replacing."
• Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "If a log burns in the forest does it hurt my feelings? Yes. It does."
• Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "Everybody's got hardships, eh?"
• Salt Box- "It's like an icebox, but salt!"
• Cookbook- "Pretty handy. Luce, how aboot you read off the ingredients while I cook?"
• Garden Digamajig (held)- "Where should we put the garden, Luce?"
• Garden Digamajig- "Looks like it's got things under control."
• Composting Bin- "Not exactly a barrel of maple syrup..."
• Composting Bin (too wet)- "A bit too soggy."
• Composting Bin (too dry)- "Nah, that's too dry."
• Composting Bin (balanced)- "Looks aboot right."
• Composting Bin (burnt)- "Well that's a smell."
• Growth Formula Starter- "Freshly bottled plant food."
• Fermenting Growth Formula- "Can't rush the brewing process."
• Fermented Growth Formula- "Now that's a strong brew!"
• Super Growth Formula- "Yup, that right there's the good stuff!"
• Gardeneer Hat- "Looks like some organic headwear."
• Tree Jam- "The bigger the tree, the better to chop down!"
• Portable Crock Pot- "Sure makes the camp smell nice."
• Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Well, should we eat?"
• Portable Grinding Mill- "Chops up food pretty good."
• Portable Seasoning Station- "I'm not usually one for fancy spices."
• Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "All ground up."

Science

• Electrical Doodad- "I won't even pretend to know how that works."
• Cartographer's Desk- "Heh. Has a little compass and everything."
• Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Looks like the map ends here."
• Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "Eh, I prefer to just wander around the woods anyway."
• Potter's Wheel- "Oughta put a block of cut stone up there."
• Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "I'm really more of a whittler."
• Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "Hm. Not bad, eh?"
• Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Back to whittling."
• Think Tank- "It's good to be ready for anything at sea."
• Think Tank (burnt)- "It looks a bit crispier than usual."
• Terra Firma Tamper- "I think I'd make a good groundskeeper, whatcha think Luce?"

Fight

• Blow Dart- "Anyone want a demonstration of my impressive lungpower?"
• Sleep Dart- "A couple blows on that and you can escape just aboot anything!"
• Electric Dart- "Gross bird parts made an okay weapon, I guess."
• Tail o' Three Cats- "I hope I don't hurt the little critters with this."
• Napsack- "Some folks around here could use the shuteye."
• Cookie Cutter Cap- "Hope this shell protects me better than it protected the last guy."
• Strident Trident- "Don't worry Lucy, I'm not trading you in anytime soon."
• Battle Helm- "Pretty snappy looking."
• Battle Spear- "Who needs a spear when you got ol' Luce?"
• Trusty Slingshot- "Maybe he can thin out the bird population a bit."

Structures

• Birdcage- "Where I try to make birds reform their evil ways."
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Sorry! I'm not peeping, I swear!"
• Potted Fern- "I do love me some plant life."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "I'll get you something to eat soon buddy."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "He's got a hankering for some poutine!"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "I'm sorry. I failed you."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "That's starting to smell."
• Sign (empty)- "Is there something wood can't do?"
• Directional Sign (empty)- "Let's give our neighbours some guidance."
• Directional Sign (burnt)- "Wood is the best at burning."
• Mini Sign (held)- "Good, sturdy wood."
• Mini Sign (empty)- "What is this... some sort of sign?"
• Mini Sign (drawn on)- "Is there anything wood can't do?"
• End Table (empty)- "Such a beaut of a wood table shouldn't be hidden by a cloth."
• End Table (flowers)- "A little bit of nature makes everything nicer."
• End Table (new light source)- "Aboot time we brightened this place up, eh?"
• End Table (old light source)- "We need bulbs, eh."
• End Table (wilted)- "Well, that's that."
• End Table (burnt)- "A burnt wood table."
• Friendly Scarecrow- "He's doing the world a service."
• Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Glad that's not me."
• Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Great, now those feathered hosers are gonna run wild."
• Moon Rock Wall (held)- "It's not much use like that."
• Moon Rock Wall- "Looks nice'n'sturdy."
• Scaled Furnace- "I'm sweaty enough without help from a furnace."
• Wardrobe- "It's hard to stay neat and tidy in the woods."
• Wardrobe (burning)- "Wood is the best at burning."
• Wardrobe (burnt)- "Not so useful now, eh?"
• Wood Fence and Gate (held)- "A good project for a lazy afternoon."
• Wood Fence- "That's a good lookin' fence."
• Wood Gate- "Some nice woodwork there."
• Potted Succulent- "Ain't a tree, but ain't bad."
• Tackle Receptacle- "Been a while since I went on a fishing trip."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic- "Think it's time for some fishin', eh?"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "Lookin' at it is making me hungry..."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "Sorry bud, looks like those bragging rights are mine!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "Pretty good, eh Lucy?"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "Never seen such a flammable fishbowl!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "Guess that's that."
• Astral Detector (held)- "It's humming with some kinda energy."
• Astral Detector- "Not sure where it's leading me, but I might as well find out."
• Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "Nothin' left to point us to."
• Produce Scale- "We're up for a bit of friendly competition, aren't we Lucy?"
• Produce Scale (with light item)- "Huh. Seeing it now I guess it's not that impressive."
• Produce Scale (with item)- "That's a nice one."
• Produce Scale (with heavy item)- "Would ya look at the size of it!"
• Produce Scale (burning)- "It's gonna start a forest fire if we're not careful!"
• Produce Scale (burnt)- "Well, that's a shame."
• Grooming Station (held)- "Better get that set up, eh?"
• Grooming Station- "This seems like a bit much..."
• Grooming Station (occupied)- "Well, let's see what I can do."
• File:Grooming Station Burnt.pngGrooming Station (burnt)- "Not much I can do with that."
• Craftsmerm House- "Reminds me of the first house we built, eh Lucy?"
• Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "What a shame."
• DIY Royalty Kit- "You look like you've got this under control."
• DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "It's all gone up in flames, eh?"
• Royal Tapestry- "I'm from a Commonwealth, myself."
• Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "Sorry aboot your throne, there."
• Merm Flort-ifications- "They seem chipper, eh?"
• Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "Feels like they're waiting for something."
• Sisturn (empty)- "Better pay our respects, eh Lucy?"
• Sisturn (some flowers)- "Think it could use a few more flowers, eh?"
• Sisturn (full)- "Pretty as a Canadian sunset."

Refine

• Cratered Moonrock- "I think it's missing something."
• Marble Bean- "The magical fruit."
• Feathery Canvas- "Why'd we go and ruin this perfectly good canvas?"
• Collected Dust- "Looks kind of like maple sugar. Don't think I wanna eat it, though."

Magic

• Meat Effigy- "All my buddies could be improved with wood."
• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "That's a shame, that."
• Fire Staff- "I don't trust any sort of magic business."
• Ocuvigil- "That's an odd looking tree."
• Moon Dial (generic)- "Do I really need to be reminded of the moon during the day?"
• Moon Dial (new moon)- "The moon's gone for now. Phew."
• Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon's waxing again."
• Moon Dial (full moon)- "Not a good night to have a curse, but then when's it ever?"
• Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon's waning. Time for some peace and quiet."
• Moon Dial (in Caves)- "We're free from the moon's reach down here."
• Moon Dial (Werebeaver)- "Just aboot time again, Lucy."
• Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "Wait a minute, I don't think that's ice..."
• The Lazy Deserter- "Some sort of sandy transportation."
• The Lazy Deserter (active)- "Get a move on."
• Clean Sweeper- "A change of scenery might be nice, eh?"
• Kitschy Beaver Idol- "Think I'm finally getting the hang of this, eh Lucy?"
• Kitschy Goose Idol- "What's good for the goose is good for the woodsman!"
• Kitschy Moose Idol- "Not bad, if I do say so mooself."

Dress

• Rabbit Earmuffs- "Where I'm from these'd only work in the fall."
• Straw Hat- "It'll keep the sun off yer head."
• Beekeeper Hat- "That'll keep the bees out of yer eyes."
• Feather Hat- "I want nothing to do with that... thing."
• Garland- "I think wildflowers look nice with my red hair."
• Fashion Melon- "Well, points for creativity."
• Fashion Goggles- "Seems pretty useless."
• Desert Goggles- "That's easy on the eyes."
• Funcap- "That there'll make you one with the forest."
• Seawreath- "Even when I take it off I can still imagine the texture."
• Astroggles- "If it works, I'm not gonna complain."
• Clever Disguise- "Not sure it'll fit over my luxurious beard."
• Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "Lookit that, it's got a little maple leaf on it!"

Ancient

• Construction Amulet- "I get a bit of a weird feeling around these things."
• Premier Gardeneer Hat- "This thing sure helps take the guesswork out of gardening."

​Cartography

• Map Scroll (empty)- "Is it still a map if nothing's on it?"

​Celestial

• Moon Rock Idol- "Looks kinda loonie."
• Portal Paraphernalia- "Well, better get building."
• Moon Glass Axe- "Still not as good as Lucy."
• Glass Cutter- "I feel pretty safe with it in my hand."
• Bath Bomb- "Smells nice, like wildflowers."

​Critters

• Kittykit- "Giving it pats is relaxing."
• Vargling- "Man and robot's best friend."
• Ewelet- "Heh, it feels like a beard."
• Broodling- "Don't start no forest fires now, buddy."
• Glomglom- "Charmingly chubby."
• Giblet- "Look, it's not you. It's me."
• Mothling- "That's my little forest buddy."
• Friendly Peeper- "We'll have to get you some protective eye gear there, bud."

​Fishing

• Wooden Ball Bobber and Hardened Slip Bobber- "Nothing like a nice day of fishin'."
• Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spinnerbait and Spoon- "This'll be sure to reel them in, eh?"
• Rainy Day Lure- "Guess there's fish to be caught, rain or shine."
• Snow Day Lure- "I wouldn't mind a bit of ice fishing."
• Stupefying Lure- "Gonna have to hold that one real carefully."
• Heavy Weighted Lure- "I wonder what kind of monster I'll reel in with this."
• Jet Quill Float, Crimson Quill Float, Azure Quill Float, Saffron Quill Float, Down Quill Float, and Malbatross Quill Float- "Hmph. Guess birds are good for some things."

​Sculpt

• Carved Hornucopia- "Well, I did say I had a hankering for 'stone fruit'."
• Bubble Pipe Carving- "Kitschy. Just how Lucy and I like it."
• Pawn Figure- "Just a humble peasant, really."
• Rook Figure- "Pfft, tacky."
• Knight Figure- "I miss horses."
• Bishop Figure- "That's not really my sort of thing, eh?"
• Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "Get ready, Lucy."
• Queenly Figure- "I don't tend to trust anyone without a face. Lucy excluded, of course."
• Kingly Figure- "Looks like a bit of a hoser."
• Deerclops Figure- "Fine detail on that base."
• Bearger Figure- "Good use of stone."
• Moose/Goose Figure- "Looks sturdy."
• Dragonfly Figure- "Good stonework."
• Moon Moth Figure- "Reminds me of nature."
• Anchor Figure- "Looks good to me."
• "Moon" Figure- "Someone did a good job on this."
• Malbatross Figure- "I'm not puttin' that anywhere near my base."
• Crab King Figure- "That's nicely made."
• Toadstool Figure- "Structurally sound."
• Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "Nothin' wrong with it now."
• Klaus Figure- "Can't complain aboot that worksmanship."
• Bee Queen Figure- "Some nice detail on that."
• Antlion Figure- "Looks almost real, eh?"
• Ancient Guardian Figure- "Gotta say I prefer it to the original."
• Celestial Champion Figure- "From ornery to ornament, eh?"
• Eye of Terror Figure- "That's the worst case of cataract I've ever seen."
• Twins of Terror Figure- "They make a good lookin' statue, eh?"

​Seafaring

• Boat Kit- "It contains the base of the boat."
• Plank- "Hopefully we don't have to abandon ship."
• Leak- "Better plug that up soon or we'll be swimmin'."
• Boat Patch- "This'll fix her right up."
• Oar- "I wouldn't mind taking the boat out on the lake today."
• Driftwood Oar- "Nice day for rowin', eh?." [sic]
• Anchor Kit- "'Little elbow grease and we'll have an anchor."
• Anchor- "Real heavy one there."
• Mast Kit- "Better build it if we don't wanna row all day."
• Mast- "Must... not... chop...!"
• Winged Sail Kit- "Guess even a bird can be useful once in a while."
• Winged Sail- "I don't like the look of it."
• Steering Wheel Kit- "We should set up the base of the boat first."
• Steering Wheel- "I like to know where I'm going."
• Tin Fishin' Bin- "Reminds me of the old salmon fisheries."
• Pinchin' Winch- "Let's see what we can find, eh?"
• Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "Reel 'er in!"
• Pinchin' Winch (holding item)- "Looks like we got something!"
• Deck Illuminator- "That'll lighten things up around here."
• Lightning Conductor- "Pretty nifty, eh?"
• Fire Pump- "It's a shame wood has to be so flammable."

​Balloonomancy

• Pile o' Balloons- "Are those balloons?"
• Balloon- "It's squeaky. Just like a real woodland creature."
• Speedy Balloon- "Now how do you figure that works, Luce?"
• Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "Just a regular balloon now, eh?"
• Party Balloon- "Uh oh, I didn't forget someone's birthday did I?"
• Inflatable Vest- "It beats drowning, I guess..."
• Balloon Hat- "We can all appreciate nature in our own way."

​Books

• Bookcase- "Nice bit of woodworking there."
• Birds of the World- "I already know more than enough aboot those things."
• Horticulture, Abridged- "That's a lot of readin'... you sure it's the shorter version?"
• Applied Silviculture- "Hey, I think this one grows trees!"
• Sleepytime Stories- "The perfect book for a full moon."
• The End is Nigh!- "I know better than to mess with that, eh."
• On Tentacles- "They don't have tentacles in Canada."
• The Angler's Survival Guide- "Is there a chapter on ice fishing?"
• Pyrokinetics Explained- "My first instinct when I see a fire isn't to crack open a book."
• Overcoming Arachnophobia- "I deal with spiders enough, I don't need to read aboot them too!"
• Tempering Temperatures- "I'm alright with the cold, but summers ain't fun under all this hair."
• Lux Aeterna- "Must be one of 'em book lights."
• Practical Rain Rituals- "Could've really used this when I was livin' on the West Coast."
• Lunar Grimoire- "I'm getting goosebumps just lookin' at it."
• Apicultural Notes- "There's a whole book on the little buzzers, eh?"
• Horticulture, Expanded- "They sure gotta make gardening complicated, eh?"
• The Everything Encyclopedia- "Eh, at the very least it'd make a good doorstop."
• Lux Aeterna Redux- "I guess this is her idea of some light reading."
• Fiery Pen- "Keep it away from the trees!"

Circuitry

• Bio Scanalyzer- "Whew... almost mistook you for a bird, little fella."
• Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "Catching some zeds."
• Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "Trying to get someone's attention, eh?"
• Circuit Extractor- "Guess that's one way to do it."
• Bio Data- "Doesn't seem right to boil nature down to just a bunch of facts and figures."
• Circuits- "Some fancy robot bits."

Clocksmithy

• Clockmaker's Tools- "I'll stick to my axe, thanks."
• Time Pieces- "I'm not too good with this stuff."
• Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "That's a pretty fancy lookin' clock."
• Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch (recharging)- "Doesn't look like it's doing much right now."
• Portal Entrance- "I don't know Lucy, that looks like a quick way to a bad time..."
• Portal Exit- "Wish she'd put those over somethin' softer to land on."
• Alarming Clock- "I'd hate to be on the receivin' end of that thing."

​Ectoherbology

• All Ghostly Elixirs- "Whoof, smells like week-old sockeye!"

​Engineering

• Trusty Tape- "Makes me feel right at home."
• Winona's Catapult- "Looks kinda fun if I'm honest."
• Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "Does it look like it's working, Lucy?"
• Winona's Inventions (burning)- "Woah! Careful, Lucy!"
• Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "That's a right shame."
• Winona's Spotlight- "Fine, as long as it don't start no forest fires."
• Winona's Generator- "Looks like Winona's work."
• Winona's Generator and G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "Just about dead."
• Winona's Generator and G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "Plum tuckered."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator- "Pretty odd looking gadget there."

​Green Thumb

• Bramble Husk- "All natural safety precautions."
• Bramble Trap- "A trap for the forest, by the forest."
• Compost Wrap- "Well. Plants gotta fertilize."

​Seasonings

• Garlic Powder- "I suppose some spice couldn't hurt."
• Honey Crystals- "I prefer my syrup to be maple."
• Chili Flakes- "Yep. That's a spicy sauce."
• Seasoning Salt- "Good fer melting ice, too!"

​Slingshot Ammo

• Pebbles, Gold Rounds, Marbles, Freeze Rounds, Slow-Down Rounds, and Cursed Rounds- "Not bad at all!"
• Poop Pellets- "Not pleasant, but it works."

Spider Care

• Den Decorating Set- "Always gotta support the arts."
• Webby Whistle- "Planning on havin' a little shindig?"
• Shoo Box- "A nice bit of woodworking there, kiddo."
• Healing Glop- "Looks like food for a bug."
• All Switcherdoodles- "Sorry little buddy, I think I'll have to pass."

​Stagecraft

• Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, Bel Canto of Courage, and Fireproof Falsetto- "Don't recognize the song. Maybe it wasn't released in Canada."
• Rude Interlude and Startling Soliloquy- "I can't sit and watch a play when there's wood to be chopped!"

Strongman

• Mighty Gym- "So that's where all my good boards went!!"
• Mighty Gym (burnt)- "Ah, that's too bad, eh?"
• Dumbbell- "Looks pretty heavy, eh?"
• Golden Dumbbell- "I'll stick to lifting my axe."
• Gembell- "Choppin' trees is enough of a workout for me."
• Potato Sack- "Never know when you might need a potato, eh?"

​Events

Hallowed Nights

• Candy Bag- "That there bag could hold a whole heap of candy."
• Candy Apple- "Even the stick is delicious."
• Candy Corn- "Don't worry, I'll eat enough for the both of us, Lucy."
• Catcoon Candy- "These ones don't puke. I like 'em."
• Choco Pigs- "Melts in your mouth, not in your hand."
• Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "I'll tell you what it tastes like, Lucy."
• Gummy Spider- "Yeesh. That's a lot of candy legs."
• Jelly Worm- "Not too bad, eh?"
• Not-So-Candy Corn- "Just a regular ol' cob of corn."
• Raisins- "Eh. I don't mind 'em."
• "Raisins"- "Not sure that's food, eh?"
• Candy Lice- "Not the biggest fan of bugs."
• Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "It's pretty good stuff."
• Lava Pepper- "Lucy doesn't like it when I eat spice."
• Broken Stake- "What a waste of wood, eh?"
• Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "I'd rather my future be a surprise."
• Empty Elixir- "Doesn't even have a label."
• Faux Fangs- "More intimidating than beaver teeth."
• Monkey Paw- "That right there's a bad time waitin' to happen."
• Spider Ring- "Creepy."
• Binoculars- "Looks like a pair of binoculars."
• Lone Glove- "Oh, the gloves're comin' off now!"
• Snail Scale- "It's a snail-shaped scale, eh?"
• Goop Canister- "Got no idea what that's for."
• Toy Cobra- "Better than meeting a real one, eh?"
• Crocodile Toy- "Get along, lil gator."
• Broken Terrarium- "Smashed to bits."
• Odd Radio- "What sorta shows d'you think it gets?"
• Broken Hairdryer- "I prefer to let mine air dry."
• Mad Scientist Lab- "I prefer simpler things."
• Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "A good hardy drink."
• Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "That's a lot, eh."
• Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "Not bad."
• Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "It'll never replace a good hunk of wood."
• Steeped Lunar Essence- "Not sure I need any more tranformin' in my life."
• Totally Normal Root- "Hey there's a piece of wood in there."
• Totally Normal Sapling- "Yep. That'll be a fine tree one day."
• Bat Decoration- "That's nice. I should hang it somewhere."
• Crow Decoration- "Argh! I'd sure like to hang a real one like that."
• Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "Hang in there, eh."
• Ghost Decoration- "It's just fake, eh."
• Spider Decoration- "This would look good in a tree somewhere."
• Tentacle Decoration- "You wanna decorate, Lucy?"
• Bats coming out of tree- "You see that, Lucy?"
• Drinking bravery potion- "Glad that's over. Never thought I'd be scared of trees."
• Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "Consider yourself lucky, eh?"

Winter's Feast

• Gift Wrap- "Should we do something nice today, Lucy?"
• Gift- "They're just as fun to give as they are to receive."
• Festive Tree Planter- "I'm sure I have an extra pine cone somewhere."
• Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Too bad. Made the place feel real cozy."
• Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "All holidays should revolve around trees."
• Winter's Feast Tree- "Must... not chop..."
• Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "Such senseless violence."
• Gingerbread Cookie- "It's a gingerbread lumberjack."
• Eternal Fruitcake- "That thing just ain't right."
• Sugar Cookie- "Always had a soft spot for a good holiday cookie."
• Candy Cane- "Satisfies the sweet tooth."
• Chocolate Log Cake- "All the taste and none of the splinters!"
• Plum Pudding- "Hard to complain aboot this whole "Feast" business."
• Apple Cider- "Doesn't fall far from the cider tree."
• Hot Cocoa- "Perfect for drinking next to a good fire, eh?"
• Heavenly Eggnog- "Psst, Lucy. Do I have a 'nog moustache?"
• Festive Bauble- "For hanging on the unchopped tree with care."
• Festive Light- "What do you think, Lucy? Decorate, or chop?"
• Magnificent Adornment- "Y'know, I do believe that was worth it."
• Champion Adornment- "Kinda familiar eh, Lucy?"
• Appeasing Adornment- "That's nice."
• Masonry Oven- "What kind of oven doesn't take wood?"
• Masonry Oven (cooking)- "Smells good, eh?"
• Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "Almost done."
• Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "Dinner's ready."
• Winter's Feast Table- "We having company?"
• Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "Yep. That's some good lookin' food."
• Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "Whoops. Not the right food."
• Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "Guess that's one way to clear the dishes, eh?"
• Merry Berrysauce- "It's as sweet as you are, Luce."
• Bibingka- ""It's got a nice flavour to it."
• Cabbage Rolls- "That's some tasty grub!"
• Festive Fish Dish- "Season's fishings!"
• Good Gravy- "It really floats my gravy boat."
• Latkes- "I'll never say no to potatoes."
• Lutefisk- "Weird, it almost tastes like salmon."
• Mulled Punch- "Nothin better against the cold!"
• Panettone- "Even bread gets sweeter over the holidays!"
• Pavlova- "Reminds me of the snow-capped mountains back home."
• Pickled Herring- "It actually looks pretty good."
• Polish Cookies- "Whoops, I think I got some jam in my beard."
• Pumpkin Pie- "I won't say no to some pie."
• Roasted Turkey- "My favourite kind of bird is a roasted one."
• Stuffing- "I'm stuffed to the brim!"
• Sweet Potato Casserole- "Don't mind if I do!"
• Tamales- "These'll spice up our holiday feast, eh?"
• Tourtiere- "If only I had some ketchup!"
• Gingerbread Pig- "Where ya goin', eh?"
• Gingerbread Pig House- "I prefer my houses made of wood."
• Gingerbread Varg- "Not like any dog I've ever seen."
• Cookie Crumbles- "I think we're supposed to follow these."
• Holiday Cheer- "Making me think of that blue spruce we cut down years ago..."
• Eating Holiday Cheer- "Mmm, maple!"
• Eating without feasting- "I wouldn't feel good aboot keeping this all to myself."
• Feasting- "My favourite thing aboot any holiday - eating!"
• Feasting buff- "I'm lit up like the first of July!"
• Feasting buff wearing off- "Eh, I was probably a walkin' fire hazard anyway."

Lunar New Year

• Red Pouch- "It's Lucy-colour."
• Lucky Gold Nugget- "I could use a bit of luck."
• Red Firecrackers- "Let's not set them off in the forest."
• Red Lantern- "This little light of mine."
• Lucky Fan- "It had to be birds, didn't it?"
• Lucky Beast Head- "That's a sight, eh?"
• Lucky Beast Body- "Nice needlework."
• Lucky Beast Tail- "Well, somebody's gotta do it."
• Floating Lantern- "Light the way, little lantern!"
• Dappled and Golden Koi- "Sorry bud, but your whiskers don't hold a candle to mine."

Gobbler

• Gobbler Shrine- "I'm not giving anything to those birds!"
• Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "Could use a touch of green."
• Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "It's all burnt up."

Varg

• Varg Shrine- "Nice and toasty."
• Varg Shrine (empty)- "Gotta warm this doghouse up, eh?"
• Varg Shrine (burnt)- "Burned up."
• Lucky Whistle- "I usually do my own animal calls."
• Clay Hound- "Earth hounds!"
• Clay Hound (statue)- "Someone carved each individual hair."
• Clay Varg- "Look at the size of you."
• Clay Varg (statue)- "Wonder where that sculpture came from."
• Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "Some plans for a fancy stone carving."
• Hound Figure- "All the dog, none of the smell."
• Varg Figure- "Not a wood sculpture, but it'll do."

Pig King

• Pig Shrine- "Would ya look at that."
• Pig Shrine (empty)- "I think it needs meat, Lucy."
• Pig Shrine (burnt)- "Burnt."
• Tribute Roast- "Want some, Lucy?"
• Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "Doesn't look to appetizing. Sorry."
• Fish Heads on a Stick- "I don't need nothin' fancy."
• Golden Belt- "Looks like something those pigs would make."
• Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "Sure likes that gold."
• Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "Too hot-headed if you ask me."
• Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "Something about that guy I like."
• Elite Pig (Wade)- "Looks a little blue."
• Can't play game (too late)- "Can't do that now. It'll be dark soon."
• Can't play game (area not empty)- "Could use a cleaning first."
• Can't play game (danger)- "I'll wait until the danger's passed."

Carrat

• Carrat Shrine- "Pretty nice setup, eh?"
• Carrat Shrine (empty)- "It needs a little something..."
• Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "What a shame."
• Starting Point Kit- "Alright, where do we start this race?"
• Starting Point- "How aboot a little race, eh?"
• Finish Line Kit- "Let's get this all set up!"
• Finish Line- "Can't have a race without a finish line."
• Finish Line (burnt)- "I guess nobody wins."
• Finish Line (won)- "I knew you could do it, bud!"
• Finish Line (lost)- "{winner} sure gave us the run-around, eh?"
• Checkpoint Kit- "How aboot I start settin' up the racetrack?"
• Checkpoint- "This marker should help 'em find the finish line."
• Navigation Gym Kit- "My Carrat's gonna be as quick as a Canadian summer!"
• Navigation Gym- "You ain't gettin' far without a good sense of direction."
• Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "You've got this, bud!"
• Navigation Gym (burnt)- "Well, I guess that's that."
• Reflex Gym Kit- "Better find a good place to put this, eh?"
• Reflex Gym- "Better look sharp."
• Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "Nice reflexes!"
• Reflex Gym (burnt)- "Well, I guess that's that."
• Speed Gym Kit- "I'd better find a place to set this up."
• Speed Gym- "Let's hit the ground running, eh?"
• Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "Yer doin great!"
• Speed Gym (burnt)- "Well, I guess that's that."
• Endurance Gym Kit- "Just aboot everything I need to toughen up my Carrat."
• Endurance Gym- "Wait a minute, is that my fishing reel?"
• Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "There ya go!"
• Endurance Gym (burnt)- "Well, I guess that's that."
• Carrat Scale Kit- "This will help me get the measure of my racer."
• Carrat Scale- "How aboot we see what our Carrat's made of, eh?"
• Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "Sorry bud, looks like you need more time at the gym."
• Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "Not bad! Not bad at all!"
• Carrat Scale (burnt)- "Hey, it's not fire season!"
• Packet of Seeds- "It's a bit of a mixed bag. Of seeds."
• Premium Seed Packet- "Whatcha think it'll grow into, Lucy?"
• Carrat Figure- "Looks well made."
• Charlie's Carrat- "That thing's giving me the creeps."
• Can't start race with no participants- "Just who's racing against who, eh?"
• Race starting- "Aaaaand go!"
• Carrat is sleeping- "Now's not the best time to catch some zeds!"
• Carrat is stunned- "We shoulda worked more on those reflexes, eh?"
• Carrat going wrong way-
  • "Seems like its sense of direction isn't the greatest, eh Lucy?"
  • "How aboot you try going the other way?"
• Carrat is slow- "You've gotta move faster than that!"
• Carrat is exhausted- "That one's not looking so good."
• Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
  • "Sorry, wrong Carrat!"
  • "Why don't you scurry back to your owner, eh?"

Beefalo

• Beefalo Shrine- "A nice bit of woodwork there!"
• Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "That beefalo's missing something."
• Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "Easy come, easy go eh?"
• Sewing Machine (held)- "Let's get this up and running, eh?"
• Sewing Machine- "I'm pretty handy with a sewing needle."
• Judge's Booth (held)- "I should get that set up if we want to start the contest."
• Judge's Booth- "There's something off aboot that booth."
• Beefalo Stage (held)- "Better get to it, eh?"
• Beefalo Stage- "Gotta resist the urge to chop..."
• Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "Looks like I'll have to gather a few of these to make a whole pattern."
• Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "That judge might have something to say aboot it."
• Beefalo Dolls- "Now that's cute. Don't you think, Luce?"
• ()Warrior Costume Pattern- "Pretty intimidating, eh Lucy?"
• ()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "I can doll it up all I want, it'll still be a beefalo."
• ()Festive Costume Pattern- "Looks pretty cheerful!"
• ()Flowery Costume Pattern- "All-natural and organic."
• ()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "Is this, er... humane?"
• ()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "When you live up North, you get used to the cold."
• ()Formal Costume Pattern- "Canadian tuxedos look a bit different."
• ()Victorian Costume Pattern- "Pretty fancy, eh?"
• ()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "Our beast is lucky it ended up being our friend and not our dinner, eh?"
• Beefalo Figure- "Some real fine detail on the fur there."
• Calling beefalo- "Hey bud, over here!"
• Can't build stage too far- "Better put this closer to the judge's booth."
• Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "I should probably get a beefalo first, eh?"
• Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "I can't hitch my beefalo when he's way over there."
• Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "He's not going anywhere."
• Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "Looks like someone's in a mood, eh?"
• Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "I've got a good feeling aboot this one."
• Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "Can't do that without entering a beefalo in the contest."
• Failed to start contest (generic)- "What, is the contest not open to residents of Canada?"
• Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "He must be out and aboot somewhere else."
• Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "Guess I'll have to wait politely."
• Learned new costume pattern- "Hey, I think I figured out a new pattern, Luce!"
• Costume pattern already known- "Nothin' new here."

Catcoon

• Catcoon Shrine- "Some quality craftsmanship there."
• Catcoon Shrine (empty)- "It could use a little something."
• Catcoon Shrine (burnt)- "All burnt up."
• Kitcoon Nursery Kit- "Working with wood is what we do best, right Luce?"
• Kitcoon Nursery- "Looks too much like a bird house for my tastes."
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek)- "I don't see any hiding in there."
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek, time almost up)- "Looks like I'm just aboot outta time."
• Kitcoon Nursery (burnt)- "What a waste of good wood."
• Wind-up Mouse Toy- "It's pretty convincing."
• Kit Collar- "Thought up any good names, Luce?"
• Gobbler Wobbler Kit- "I don't know aboot this one..."
• Gobbler Wobbler- "I'm fully on-board with teachin' the kits to attack birds on sight."
• Gobbler Wobbler (burnt)- "Eh, this place looks nicer without it."
• Kit Teaser Kit- "I bet those kits would love a toy to play with."
• Kit Teaser- "The kits will have fun with that."
• Kit Teaser (burnt)- "A real shame."
• Kitcoon Figure- "Usually somethin' like this would be carved outta wood."
• Catcoon Figure- "Real nice detailing on the fur there."
• Kitcoon (forest, savanna, marsh, deciduous, and grassy)- "You look like you could use some pats, eh?"
• Kitcoon (rocky, desert, lunar, and festive)- "Well yer just too cute, aren'tcha?"
• Ticoon- "Must be one of them forest tigers."
• Ticoon (abandoned)- "See you around, bud."
• Ticoon (found Kitcoon)- "This guy here seems to know what he's doin'."
• Ticoon (lost trail)- "You can't be right all the time I guess."
• Ticoon (Kitcoon nearby)- "He's acting awful squirrelly, must be one nearby!"
• Ticoon (tracking)- "Looks like he knows what he's doin'."
• Ticoon (tracking for someone else)- "I think he's workin' with someone else."
• Ticoon (no Kitcoons)- "Can't smell any kits around, eh bud?"
• Ticoon (Kitcoons too far)- "How aboot we try somewhere else?"

The Forge

• Battlemaster Pugna- "He seems confused, eh?"
• Pit Pig- "I feel bad beatin' up such a little thing."
• Crocommander- "Keep them chompers to yourself."
• Snortoise- "Gotta keep that one from hiding, eh?"
• Scorpeon- "That acid'll be a problem, eh?"
• Boarilla- "Mighty powerful right hook on that hoser."
• Grand Forge Boarrior- "Tough guy, eh?"
• Rhinocebro- "They really like bumping chests like that, eh?"
• Infernal Swineclops- "Gotta chop that armor up."
• Ancient Gateway (off)- "Don't trust that as far as I can throw it."
• Ancient Gateway (on)- "Let's head back to camp, Lucy."
• Ancient Anchor (empty)- "Needs another piece."
• Ancient Anchor (key)- "Looks good."
• Forge Portal- "Better keep an eye on that."
• Battle Standard- "Let's chop that Battle Standard!"
• Baby Spider- "Better small spiders than big, I suppose."
• Magma Golem- "What an odd little fellow."
• Living Staff- "Someone else'd put that to better use."
• Infernal Staff- "I'll leave it to someone more magic-inclined."
• Petrifying Tome- "I'm leaving that to the experts."
• Tome of Beckoning- "I'd rather stick with my axe, thanks."
• Forging Hammer- "Packs a wallop."
• Pith Pike- "I'd take a stab at it."
• Spiral Spear- "I could give it a whirl."
• Riled Lucy- "Something's different aboot you, Lucy."
• Blacksmith's Edge- "I could use that."
• Darts- "I'm not much of a shot."
• Molten Darts- "Someone else'll make better use out of it."
• Hearthsfire Crystals- "I'll leave that for someone else."
• Reed Tunic- "Won't do anyone much good."
• Feathered Reed Tunic- "Does nothing fast."
• Wood Armor- "Better wood armor than nothin'."
• Jagged Wood Armor- "Looks sharp, eh?"
• Silken Wood Armor- "Good for a little recharge."
• Stone Splint Mail- "Looks pretty safe, eh?"
• Steadfast Stone Armor- "No one'd push you around in that."
• Grand Armor- "Better armor up."
• Barbed Helm- "I'd swing an axe a little harder with that."
• Nox Helm- "I could do some real damage with that."
• Resplendent Nox Helm- "Get a loada that hat!"
• Feathered Wreath- "I don't think agility is my thing, eh?"
• Crystal Tiara- "They're reinvigorating rocks."
• Clairvoyant Crown- "I don't see much use for that."
• Woven Garland- "I oughta leave that for someone else."
• Flower Headband- "That flower'd look nice with my beard."
• Blossomed Wreath- "That'll make ya quick on yer feet."
• Started revival- "You fell like a tree, eh?"
• Finished revival- "There we go."
• Revived- "Lucy'll never let me live that down."
• Refusing inappropriate weapon- "I ain't too keen on that, eh?"

The Gorge

• Mumsy- "We're in for a baa'd time."
• Billy- "How ya doing, kid?"
• Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm- "Hey there!"
• Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "How ya doin'?"
• Swamp Pig Elder- "Every society's gotta have a leader, I guess."
• Swamp Pig Elder and Pigeon (sleeping)- "It's getting some shut-eye."
• Swamp Pig- "They seem like an alright sort."
• Old Beefalo- "Take it easy, eh?"
• Pigeon- "It's a filthy pigeon."
• Pigeon (dead)- "It ain't living no more."
• Pebble Crab- "I don't see any reason to bother the poor fella."
• Berry Bush- "No more berries."
• Fern- "Fresh underbrush."
• Mushroom- "Those mushrooms look mighty tasty."
• Mushroom (picked)- "Thank you for your sacrifice, tree."
• Rotten Crop- "The soil ain't right here."
• Sapling- "It's not growing back."
• Spotty Shrub- "Looks real flavourful."
• Spotty Shrub (picked)- "That's been picked already."
• Sugarwood Tree- "It's beautiful!"
• Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "Cut down in its prime."
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "Fillin' up, slow as molasses."
• File:Sugarwood Tree Tapped Full.pngSugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "Thanks for the sap, tree."
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "Hey, get away from that tree will ya!"
• Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "What troubles you, sister?"
• Ivy- "Pretty enough."
• The Altar of Gnaw- "We gotta load it up with good eats."
• The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "It hasn't finished the food we gave it."
• Ancient Gateway- "It was worth the risk, eh?"
• Beast of Hunger (1)- "I'm not huge on art."
• Beast of Hunger (2)- "Sure are a lot of statues around here."
• Broken Carriage- "Huh. Wonder what happened here?"
• Dilapidated Cathedral- "Kinda scary, eh?"
• Dilapidated Chimney (1)- "Nothing left of a fireplace."
• Dilapidated Chimney (2)- "Too bad, eh?"
• Dilapidated Clocktower- "That's a shame."
• Dilapidated Door- "Such a shame."
• Dilapidated House-
  • "Somethin' happened here, Lucy."
  • "I wonder what they did wrong."
  • "Gotta be pretty angry to destroy someone's home."
• Dilapidated Roof- "That doesn't look right."
• Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "Not as pretty as Lucy."
• Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "To each his own."
• Worn Pig House- "Home sweet home, eh?"
• House Rubble- "Just rocks, now."
• Iron Fence- "Yeesh."
• Locked Iron Gate- "We need a key to open it."
• Iron Gate- "In we go."
• Mealing Stone- "We just gotta grind and bear it."
• Park Fountain- "This fountain's really old."
• Post- "Can't chop that."
• Queen Beast- "That must have taken some time to make."
• Rundown House- "Those scaly folks live in there."
• Safe- "No one'll miss it."
• Locked Safe- "Locked tight."
• Sammy's Wagon- "What's for sale today?"
• Pipton's Cart- "Need some supplies, Lucy?"
• Salt Pond- "Wouldn't wanna swim in it, that's fer sure."
• Stone Pillar- "A fine monument to something."
• Streetlight- "It don't have an off switch."
• Small Streetlight- "Just wastes electricity."
• Smashed Clock- "Is that the right time?"
• Urn- "Aw. Sorry, eh."
• Wrecked Bicycle- "It's not gonna work like that."
• Pot Hanger (held)- "Gotta hang the pot on the fire somehow."
• Pot Hanger- "It's all set up."
• Oven (held, 1)- "Wanna help me set it up, Lucy?"
• Oven (held, 2)- "Be careful around that fire, Lucy."
• Oven- "That better not run on trees."
• Small and Large Grill (held)- "Better set this up."
• Small Grill- "Wanna BBQ, Lucy?"
• Large Grill- "Ready for the May two-four."
• Cookpot (1)- "I only know a handful of recipes, but I'm real good at them."
• Cookpot (2)- "What do ya wanna make, Lucy?"
• Large Cookpot- "Maybe I could test out some new recipes."
• Small Casserole Dish- "I'll just make something small."
• Large Casserole Dish- "It's good for the oven."
• Syrup Pot- "You have to have sap to make syrup."
• Salt Rack (held)- "Gotta set'er up."
• Salt Rack- "Gonna be a bit longer."
• Salt Rack (ready)- "It's ready."
• Crab Trap- "Let's trap some crabs."
• Hoe- "It's a farmer's life for me."
• Slaughter Tools- "No use gettin' Lucy dirty."
• Tree Tapping Kit- "Didn't I tell everybody trees were delicious?"
• Key- "Think it's for a safe."
• Iron Key- "Oh beauty, now we can open the gate."
• Ancient Key- "Looks important."
• All Seed Packet types- "This will keep us busy for a while."
• All Seed types- "Looks like new crop seeds to me."
• Salmon- "Need a good cedar plank to cook it on."
• Cooked Salmon- "Tastes like home."
• Crab Meat- "That'll cook up real good."
• Cooked Crab Meat- "I wouldn't mind a taste of that."
• Cooked Foliage- "Probably won't taste great on its own."
• Mushroom (item)- "We're gonna eat you."
• Cooked Mushroom- "
• Garlic- "Homegrown."
• Roast Garlic- "Lucy helped."
• Onion- "I only cry tears of joy."
• Roast Onion- "Perfectly roasted."
• Potato- "I love good local produce."
• Roast Potato- "It cooked up real nice."
• Toma Root- "That's a nice looking tomato."
• Roast Toma Root- "Heartburn city."
• Turnip- "From the community garden."
• Roast Turnip- "Cooked real nice."
• Wheat- "Such a fancy shade of gold."
• Flour- "Don't look like no flower to me."
• Goat Milk- "Builds your bones."
• Salt Crystals- "Maybe I could chop it into smaller bits."
• Salt- "It's salty."
• Sap- "Tree sap. From a tree."
• Ruined Sap- "That's a shame, eh?"
• Syrup- "Not quite maple."
• Spotty Sprig- "It makes my fingers smell like pepper."
• Spot Spice- "You only need a pinch to get the flavour."
• Old Coin- "This coin could use a polish."
• Sapphire Medallion- "I'm gonna buy something nice for Lucy."
• Red Mark- "Not a Looney but I guess it works around here."
• Gnaw's Favor- "Nothin' like being owed a favour."
• Prepared dish- "I'd say it looks good enough to offer."
• Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "I don't think it wants this."
• Prepared dish (matches craving)- "Yep. That's what it wants."
• Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "Is this gonna be enough food?"
• Burnt Food- "Heh, whoops."
• Silver Plate- "Kinda fancy eh, Lucy?"
• Silver Bowl- "That's a fancy way to eat."
• Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "Guess we need a key."
• Cannot slaughter Old Beefalo (too far)- "Sorry, it got away."
• Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "This food is already on a dish."
• Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "Whoops. I used the wrong dish."
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "There's already something there."
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "That doesn't seem smart."
• Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "You see another key around here, Lucy?"
• Cannot use item (occupied)- "Oops! Sorry. Someone's using that."
• Food ruined (bad recipe)- "Guess those ingredients don't go together."
• Food ruined (overcooked)- "Too long on the fire."
• Lost round- "It's over for us, eh."
• Won round- "We done did it."

Midsummer Cawnival

• Corvus Goodfeather- "There's just somethin' aboot him I don't trust..."
• Crow Kid- "I think I had a nightmare like this once..."
• Cawnival Token- "I don't trust anything from a bird."
• Prize Ticket- "I bet they rig the games, that'd be just like a bird..."
• Prize Tickets (small stack)- "Huh. I managed to collect a pretty good pile."
• Prize Tickets (large stack)- "Those birds thought they could cheat me, eh? Guess again!"
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, and Egg Scramble (held)- "Those good-for-nothing birds can't even set up their own carnival?"
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, and Egg Scramble- "You want somethin' shiny? How aboot my shiny axe!"
• Hubbub for Grub (playing)- "All that beautiful wood wasted on carving birds..."
• Hubbub for Grub (trapdoor)- "What kinda horrible bird secrets are they hiding down there..."
• Grub- "Not very appetizing."
• Eggs in a Basket (playing)- "Mighty unsettling."
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor)- "What kinda horrible bird secrets are they hiding down there..."
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor, playing)- "Those birds are trying to trick me... but I'm smarter..."
• Egg Scramble (playing)- "Seeing those things run around gives me the willies."
• Scrambling Egg- "Get back here, you hoser!"
• Prize Booth (held)- "I'm only setting this up out of curiosity."
• Prize Booth- "Wonder where those birds stole these prizes from..."
• Confetti Cannon (held)- "Gives you the most bang for your buck, eh?"
• Confetti Cannon- "This would be great for scaring birds away."
• Confetti Cannon (cooldown)- "Sure does cheer you up, eh?"
• Cawnival Sapling- "The one thing birds are good for, planting trees."
• Cawnival Tree- "If I can't chop it down, might as well pretty it up, eh?"
• Cawnival Tree (level 2)- "Oh no... I think the decorations are attractin' more birds..."
• Cawnival Tree (level 3)- "The tree's been decorated, but at what cost..."
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, and Mini Pendulum Ride (held)- "Don't know why I'd want to build somethin' like that."
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, and Mini Pendulum Ride- "Those things better not hatch."
• Midsummer Night Light and Miniature Tree (held)- "Might as well get it set up, eh?"
• Midsummer Night Light- "Alright I admit, this one's pretty nice."
• Miniature Tree- "This better not attract any smaller birds..."
• File:Mystery Box.pngMystery Box- "I can't stop wondering what's inside..."
• Cawnival Statuette- "Those birds are mockin' me, I just know it."
• Cawnival Statuette (uncommon)- "I'm not keeping that thing around."
• Cawnival Statuette (rare)- "Maybe I'll give it to Willow. She'll know what to do with it."
• Seed Clusters- "Hmph. Bird food."
• Corny Slush- "Hm. Chunky."
• Chirpy Scarf- "Eh, it's alright. For being bird-made."
• Chirpy Cloak- "It came from a tree, but also from a bird... I'm feelin' conflicted."
• Chirpy Capelet- "At least it keeps the sun off me, eh?"
• Can't activate Cawnival game (already in use)- "It's not polite to cut in line."
• Can't activate Cawnival game (not token)- "Had to give it a shot, eh?"
• Can't summon Corvus (already here)- "I thought I saw that bird creepin' around here somewhere..."
• Can't summon Corvus (busy)- "What is that bird up to..."
• Can't summon Corvus (not Cawnival time)- "Whew, those birds finally skedaddled."
• Missed in Hubbub for Grub- "Guess I wasn't quick enough."

Nature - Plants

• Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "Sorry!"
• Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "How terrible!"
• Log (burning)- "Oh no! Don't put another log on the fire!"
• Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "I'll come back later."
• Red and Green Mushroom (picked)- "I'll have to be patient."
• Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Well, that's over."
• Birchnut Tree- "It's calling to me!"
• Lumpy Sapling- "Shucks, I'm gonna have to chop it again."
• Burnt Spiky Bush- "Done for."
• Twiggy Tree- "Choppin's choppin'."
• Twiggy Tree (stump)- "Another one!"
• Twiggy Tree (burning)- "I'm sorry!"
• Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "I feel terrible!"
• Twiggy Tree (old)- "I'd be lucky to get two chops out of that thing."
• Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "One day it'll make good chopping."
• Twiggy Tree Cone- "With a little care, this could make fer some good choppin'."
• Sapling (diseasing)- "A poor excuse for wood."
• Grass Tuft and Berry Bush (diseasing)- "Lookin' a bit down."
• Diseased Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush- "It's caught a bit of a bug."
• Juicy Berry Bush- "I see a snack."
• Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "Eh, they'll be back."
• Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "Can't save it now."
• Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "Lookin' pretty barren."
• Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "This would be more useful somewhere else, eh?"
• Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "Dry as the Albert plains."
• Marble Sprout- "Well lookit that. It sprouted."
• Marble Shrub- "Defo can't chop that."
• Rose- "Not very satisfying chopping, that."
• Succulent- "That's a plant, eh?"
• Succulent- "There's a lot of water in there for such a tiny plant."
• Bull Kelp- "Look, sea plants."
• Bull Kelp (picked)- "Picked clean."
• Bull Kelp Stalk- "Seems a bit cruel, doesn't it?"
• Driftwood- "The sea sucked all the good tree juice out of it."
• Driftwood (stump)- "Put it out of its misery."
• Driftwood (burning)- "Hasn't it been through enough."
• Driftwood (burnt)- "It's over now."
• Driftwood Piece- "
• Lune Tree- "Measure twice, chop once."
• Lune Tree (stump)- "I might have chopped more than once."
• Lune Tree (burning)- "Yeesh, that's a big blaze."
• Lune Tree (burnt)- "It burnt down, eh?"
• Lune Tree Blossom- "That's an awfully pretty blossom."
• Lune Tree Sapling- "Welcome to the world."
• Stone Fruit Bush- "Is that fruit?"
• Stone Fruit Bush (picked)- "It's a nondescript bush."
• Stone Fruit Bush (barren)- "Ain't got nothing left in it."
• Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "It's pretty hot out."
• Stone Fruit Bush (disease warning)- "It's smelling a little stinky."
• Diseased Stone Fruit Bush- "That one might be a goner."
• Stone Fruit Bush (burning)- "Well, that's no good."
• Sprouting Stone Fruit- "Guess we didn't eat that one in time."
• Spiny Bindweed- "It has some nasty looking thorns on it."
• Binding Roots- "What a mess of thorns!"
• Plant (happy)- "Looks right as rain!"
• Plant (stressed)- "Looks like there's a thing or two I should fix around here."
• Plant (very stressed)- "There's a lot going wrong with this plant."
• Plant (stressed, killjoys nearby)- "I guess the garden's feeling a bit cluttered."
• Plant (stressed, not enough identical plants nearby)- "Maybe if I put some similar plants around..."
• Plant (stressed, too many plants nearby)- "There's so many plants packed in this garden, there's not enough room to grow."
• Plant (stressed, bad season)- "It just wasn't made for this kind of season."
• Plant (stressed, not enough water)- "It could use some more water, eh?"
• Plant (stressed, poor nutrients)- "Might not be enough nutrients in the soil..."
• Plant (stressed, left unattended)- "Maybe it just needs a little pep talk, eh?"
• Giant Carrots- "That's giant rabbit food. Luckily we've got those 'round here."
• Giant Corn- "Shucks, that's a lot of corn!"
• Giant Pumpkin- "I'd be happier if it was a giant pumpkin pie."
• Giant Eggplant- "It better not hatch into a giant purple bird."
• Giant Durian- "No thank you very much."
• Giant Pomegranate- "It weighs a ton!"
• Giant Dragon Fruit- "Guess I'm better at gardening than I thought, eh?"
• Giant Watermelon- "Now that's a big one!"
• Giant Toma Root- "Maybe I'll squish it up and put it on some chips."
• Giant Potato- "It's as big as a boulder!"
• Giant Asparagus- "It almost looks like a proper tree."
• Giant Onion- "What do you think Luce, wanna help me chop that? I was only kidding!"
• Giant Garlic- "Nothing like lots and lots of fresh garlic, eh?"
• Giant Pepper- "That looks like a big case of heartburn just waiting to happen."
• Giant Rotten Crop- "The only thing it's good for is compost."
• Great Tree Trunk- "Look at all that tree..."
• Great Tree Root- "Some stray bits of tree."
• Mossy Vine- "Nice of it to hold that fig for me."
• Knobbly Tree- "Did you get lost, bud? Land's back thataway."
• Knobbly Tree Nut- "I'm gonna enjoy chopping you down one day."
• Above-Average Tree Trunk- "This one I can chop, right?"

Nature - Objects

• Honeycomb- "The poor bees probably worked their stingers off on this."
• Animal Track (lost its trail)- "I'm more of a woodsman than a hunter anyway."
• Ice- "A tiny reminder of home."
• Pig Head (burnt)- "I'd like to complain to the chef. Politely."
• Florid Postern- "That'd be the thing I fell through, eh."
• Gigantic Beehive- "Nature is something else, eh?"
• Honey Patch- "I'm not eating honey off the ground."
• Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "The bees are planning something."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "Just a big hunk of stone, as far as I'm concerned."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "I don't get art. Whattaya think, Lucy?"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "Once you've seen one weird statue, you've seen 'em all."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "Looks a bit like one of them chargin' hosers."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "Creepy."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "Yikes. Put it back in."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "As if I didn't have enough reasons to hate full moons."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "Whose bright idea was it to fix this thing?"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "Just needed a little duct tape."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "Is stone supposed to move like that?"
• Magma- "I wouldn't get too close to that, eh?"
• Rock- "Boulder-dash."
• Crispy Skeleton- "Yikes."
• Marble Statue (Comedy)- "I'm not sure I get it."
• Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "She's a real tall one, eh?"
• Marble Statue (Pawn)- "I prefer wood carvings."
• Marble Statue (Vase)- "Could make a nice planter outta that."
• Meteor and Moon Rock- "It's uh, a moon rock."
• Celestial Orb- "I should probably put this down somewhere, eh?"
• Celestial Portal- "Wonder where it goes."
• Moon Stone (broken)- "That'll need more than a roll of duct tape to fix."
• Moon Stone (repaired)- "I'd rather not muck with that if I can help it."
• Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "I'm happy to just leave it there for now."
• Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "That oughta keep us cool."
• Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "Looks a little off."
• Moon Rubble- "That's in a pretty sorry state, eh?"
• Petrified Evergreen- "So... senseless."
• Rock Den- "Anyone home?"
• Skeleton (male player)- "Poor %s. %s got him, eh?"
• Skeleton (female player)- "Poor %s. %s got her, eh?"
• Skeleton (robot player)- "Poor %s. %s got them, eh?"
• Skeleton (other player)- "Poor %s. I should watch out for %s, eh?"
• Stagehand- "Not my style."
• Stagehand (walking)- "I really wish I hadn't seen that."
• Suspicious Marble (rook)- "Just a big hunk of marble, that."
• Suspicious Marble (knight)- "That's a heavy lookin' hoser."
• File:Sculpture Bishophead.pngSuspicious Marble (bishop)- "That doesn't seem right."
• Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "Hmph. Maybe I don't got it so bad."
• Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "That's unfortunate there, buddy."
• Loot Stash- "Something good's in there, eh?"
• Lake- "That's a whole lotta wet."
• Lake (dry)- "There's nothin' but dirt here."
• Cave-in Boulder- "Some elbow grease'll move those, easy."
• Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "Can't reach that one."
• Garden Detritus- "I'd better clear that out of the way."
• Anenemy- "Just a little starfish, eh?"
• Anenemy (closed)- "Well, that's just dangerous."
• Anenemy Trap- "I should find a place to put it."
• Celestial Altar Base- "I think it wants one of those moon fissures."
• Celestial Altar Idol- "It wants me to carry it somewhere."
• Celestial Altar Orb- "It wants me to take it to one of those cracks in the ground."
• Celestial Altar (incomplete)- "Oh great, now I'm really hearing voices."
• Celestial Altar- "It wants to show me something."
• Inactive Celestial Tribute- "I know the drill, let's get you back where you belong."
• Celestial Tribute- "I don't get it, why does it feel like we're not finished yet?"
• Celestial Sanctum Icon- "You want me to get you home, eh?"
• Celestial Sanctum Ward- "Just how did you get underground?"
• Celestial Sanctum- "All back in one piece."
• Celestial Fissure- "Oddly inviting, isn't it?"
• Celestial Fissure (no light)- "That's a crack in the ground, eh?"
• Hot Spring- "Careful Lucy, wouldn't want you to rust."
• Hot Spring (bombed)- "Lookin' purdy."
• Hot Spring (glassed over)- "Wonder if I could bust through that."
• Hot Spring (empty)- "Let's wait an' see if it fills up again."
• Inviting Formation- "There's a little whisper coming from inside."
• Moon Glass- "That's a big hunk of moon stuff."
• Moon Shard- "It's green, like a nice leaf."
• Sea Bones- "Smells ripe."
• Shattered Spider Hole- "Better not disturb it."
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (initial)- "This place has seen better days."
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (upgraded)- "It looks like a real home now."
• Hermit Bee Box- "So that's where those bees are comin' from!"
• Hermit Bee Box (no honey)- "I'm getting hungry just looking at it."
• Hermit Bee Box (some honey)- "I could get more if I waited."
• Hermit Bee Box (full of honey)- "Maple syrup substitute!"
• Hermit Bee Box (burnt)- "No, not the bees!"
• Hermit Drying Rack- "Whatcha think, Lucy? Do we have some meat to spare?"
• Hermit Drying Rack (drying)- "This is like watching meat dry."
• Hermit Drying Rack (meat and non-meat done)- "That looks done."
• Hermit Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "This is like watching meat dry... in the rain."
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "This is like watching meat dry." [sic]
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "This is like watching meat dry... in the rain." [sic]
• File:Hermit Drying Rack Burnt.pngHermit Drying Rack (burnt)- "
• Plugged Fissure- "Guess sometimes stubbornness pays off, eh Lucy?"
• Baritone Shell Bell- "That tone's as low as the temperatures back home."
• Alto Shell Bell- "Can it play "O Canada"?"
• Soprano Shell Bell- "Let's finish this shell collection on a high note, eh?"
• Boat Fragment- "Waste of good wood."
• Sea Stack- "It's a sea stack."
• Salt Formation- "Nature's full of amazing things, eh?"
• Salt Formation (partially mined)- "Lookit that, it's growing back!"
• Salt Formation (completely mined)- "Guess that's that."
• Salt Crystals- "It's gleamin' white like the mountains up North!"
• Ocean Debris- "A bit of mud won't hurt ya."
• Wobster Mound- "Looks cozy."
• Moon Glass Mound- "Seems cozy enough."
• Shell Cluster- "I almost hate to break up such a tight-knit bunch."
• Sunken Chest (locked)- "Dangit, this lock won't budge!"
• Sunken Chest (unlocked)- "I think I prefer cedar chests."
• Mysterious Energy- "It's givn' me the heebie jeebies."
• Charged Glassy Rock- "It's got a little glow to it."
• Infused Moon Shard- "These pieces still have a glow to 'em."
• Moongleam- "I can already feel the static in my beard."
• Odd Tool/Reticulating Buffer- "I'd better run it back to that old-timer."
• Weird Tool/Widget Deflubber- "Not really sure what it is, but maybe I'll bring it to that old-timer just in case."
• Strange Tool/Grommet Scriber- "Hey Luce, does that look like a whatever-he-said to you?"
• Funky Tool/Conceptual Scrubber- "Wouldn't hurt to see if this is what that old-timer's been looking for."
• Bizarre Tool/Calibrated Perceiver- "That might be just the thing I'm lookin' for!"
• Energetic Static- "Whatever he's doin' looks pretty complicated."
• Restrained Static- "Looks like bottled lightning."
• Lunar Essence Extractor- "Guess he couldn't have brought that sooner, eh?"
• Sea Strider Nest- "A part of me is just dying to poke it."
• File:Sea Strider Nest Burnt.pngSea Strider Nest (burnt)- "Burnt away to nothing."
• Conspicuous Chest- "Looks just like any other chest now."
• Conspicuous Chest (shimmering)-"Wood's not supposed to shine like that, eh?"
• File:Conspicuous Chest Burnt.pngConspicuous Chest (burnt)- "What a waste of good lumber."

Nature - Caves

• Sinkhole (full)- "More crowded than a Toronto subway!"
• Exit to Surface (full)- "Sorry! I'll wait til you're all done up there!"
• Bat Cave- "Full of the little critters!"
• Red Mushtree (blooming)- "I like the colour of this one."
• Green Mushtree (blooming)- "Well I can't cut it down now..."
• Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "Chop it down before it spreads!"
• Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "This one needs pruning, at least."
• Red Spore- "A floating red pinecone!"
• Green Spore- "We've been visited by a forest sprite, Lucy!"
• Blue Spore- "A flying blue pinecone!"
• Red, Green, and Blue Spore (held)- "One day this might be a tree."
• Withered Flower- "Someone's got a brown thumb."
• Mysterious Plant- "Just a regular old plant."
• Fossil Fragment- "Brittle."
• Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "Still got some work to do, looks like."
• Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "Eh... Should we try again, Lucy?"
• Odd Skeleton (complete)- "One hundred percent assembled beastie."
• Lunar Mushtree- "I think it's due for a choppin'."
• Lunar Spore- "Those spores pop like first of July fireworks!"
• Vitreoasis and Small Vitreoasis- "Looks almost like icebergs."
• Naked Mole Bat Burrow- "Looks cozy enough."
• Nightmare Rampart- "Somethin' tells me that's not part of the natural environment."

Nature - Ruins

• Ancient Chest- "It makes my beard hair stand on end."
• Ancient Chest (locked)- "It's thinkin' real hard."
• Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "Where d'you think it goes, Lucy?"
• Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "It's soaking up energy, hey?"
• Ancient Gateway (activated)- "That oughta do it."
• Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "That'd be my cue to leave."
• Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "Don't wanna overdo it."
• Ancient Obelisk- "It probably said something important. Oh well."
• Ancient Beacon- "Gotta be a way to turn it on."
• Ancient Beacon (active)- "What a nightmare."
• Ancient Mural (first)- "It's an old drawing of strange creatures."
• Ancient Mural (second)- "Nothin' of interest left here."
• Ancient Mural (third)- "Black muck is covering everything in this drawing."
• Ancient Mural (fourth)- "Don't look at this one, Lucy."
• Ancient Mural (fifth)- "Looks like a bustling city."
• Atrium Statue- "Was it supposed to be holding something?"
• Ornate Pedestal (empty)- "Anyone have a spare gem?"
• Ornate Pedestal (with gem)- "Looks like this one's already set."
• Ancient Moon Statue- "The ones carryin' the full moon sure got the short end of the stick, eh?"
• Sealed Portal (switch off)- "Hey Lucy, maybe that's a way outta here!"
• Sealed Portal (switch on)- "Guess that door's closed for good."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (first, third, and fifth)- "Now that's a head scratcher."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (second and fourth)- "I never even got a handle on French, don't expect me to read that."
• Tidy Hidey-Hole- "Resourceful little guys!"
• Ancient Kiln (empty)- "I'm guessin' this hasn't been used in a while."
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, long time left)- "It'll be a bit longer, eh?"
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, short time left)- "Oh boy! Here it comes!"
• Ancient Kiln (finished)- "Time for supper!"
• Ancient Kiln (burnt)- "Burned to a crisp."
• Ancient Guard Post (inactive)- "Not much happening with this thing."
• Ancient Guard Post (active)- "I'm not sure I like the look of it."
• Security Pulse- "Hey Luce, should we be worried aboot that?"
• Sentrypede Husk- "This whole place is littered with these things!"
• Fountain of Knowledge (inactive)- "Now that's a funny looking gadget. Too bad it doesn't work."
• Fountain of Knowledge (active)- "Well whattaya know! It just needed a little juice."
• Distilled Knowledge- "Huh. There's something sloshing around in there."

Turfs

• Scaled Flooring- "Fire doesn't quite take here, eh?"
• Moon Crater Turf, Rocky Beach Turf, and Shell Beach Turf- "Just some ground, eh?"
• Mutated Fungal Turf- "It's mushy, like peas."
• Ancient Stonework- "That's some nice stonework!"

Mobs - Monsters

• Clockwork Knight- "Never did care for horses."
• Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "You're snoozin' fer a bruisin'."
• Krampus Sack- "Seems wrong to take someone else's sack."
• Guardian Pig- "That one looks like he means business."
• Tam o' Shanter- "My granddad wore a hat like that."
• Ewecus- "Reminds me of momma!"
• Steel Wool- "That'll put the shine back on my axe."
• Gem Deer- "That ain't natural."
• Grumble Bee- "Hopefully no one's allergic, eh?"
• Lavae- "Death by axe!"
• Hound (corpse)- "I don't like the looks of that."
• Hound (corpse, burning)- "It's better this way."
• Hound (corpse, reanimating)- "What on earth is happening?!"
• Horror Hound- "That just ain't right."
• Horror Hound (sleeping)- "Let's not wake it."
• Horror Hound (dead)- "It's dead."
• Moonrock Pengull- "It's like a bird, but worse."
• Moonrock Pengull (sleeping)- "Let's not wake it."
• Moonrock Pengull (dead)- "Good riddance."
• Shattered Spider- "I don't want nothing to do with whatever that is."
• Shattered Spider (sleeping)- "Let sleeping dogs lie, eh?"
• Shattered Spider (dead)- "It's dead, eh?"
• Cookie Cutter- "That thing's hankering for a bite of my boat!"
• Cookie Cutter Shell- "He was a tough nut to crack."
• Rockjaw- "That's a big hoser!"
• Naked Mole Bat- "Just keep your nose out of my business, eh?"
• Ancient Sentrypede- "I think we might be tresspassin'."
• Fruit Fly- "What did the plants ever do to you, eh?"
• Moonblind Crow- "I always knew they were evil."
• Misshapen Bird- "See? You can never trust a bird!"
• Nurse Spider- "It better stay far away if it knows what's good for it."
• Sea Strider- "I respect its affinity for giant trees."
• Egg of Terror- "Probably shouldn't let that eye open."
• Suspicious Peeper- "It's rude to stare, eh?"

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Mandrake (follower)- "This is the worst thing."
• Wobster- "Wouldn't mind some fresh seafood right aboot now."
• Grass Gekko- "Where's the log lizard?"
• Star-sky- "I've never had one of these before."
• Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "It was bound to happen."
• Hutch- "Friendly lil' guy, eh?"
• Canary- "Degenerate."
• Canary (held)- "Want a peek at our prisoner, Lucy?"
• Canary (poisoned)- "Diseased vermin."
• Saffron Feather- "A grody feather."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "That's my lil' critter."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "Look how happy she is!"
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "Poor gal's getting hungry."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "Skinnier than a blue heron's legs."
• Lavae Egg- "There's a fire burning in there."
• Lavae Egg (cracked)- "Cozier than a moose wrapped in duct tape!"
• Lavae Egg (too cold)- "She could use a parka."
• Lavae Tooth- "Not as sharp as Lucy!"
• Chilled Lavae- "Lil buddy cooled right off."
• No-Eyed Deer- "That's a creature of the woods, eh?"
• No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "Something's different aboot you..."
• Deer Antler- "Wish I still had a cabin I could mount these things in."
• Puffin- "Filthy feathered menace."
• Puffin (held)- "It's my prisoner."
• Puffin (sleeping)- "Do you think you're cute? You're not."
• Carrat- "That carrot's a rat!"
• Carrat (held)- "I gotcha now."
• Carrat (sleeping)- "Huh. It's sleeping."
• Carrat (dead)- "It's dead."
• Moon Moth- "Pixie dust tickles my nose."
• Moon Moth (held)- "I sure do like nature."
• Lunar Wobster- "Huh. Don't recall them looking like that."
• Bulbous Lightbug- "Keep lighting my way and we'll get along just fine, bud!"
• Dust Moth- "Let's compare moustaches later."
• Friendly Fruit Fly- "See? We can all get along."
• Friendly Fruit Fly Fruit- "Those Fruit Flies seem to have a real liking for it."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Beefalo Horn- "I don't know if anyone should put their mouth on that."
• Bunny Puff- "I feel sorry for it."
• Pengull- "Doesn't matter if you're from the Great White North. Still a bird."
• Broken Shell- "His home is broken now. Oh."
• Shelmet- "That could sure keep a noggin safe."
• Buzzard- "Stay away from those meat snacks!"
• Volt Goat Horn- "I'm sure the goat didn't need it."
• Saladmander- "Just a sweet little critter."
• Saladmander (ripe)- "Were you always that colourful?"
• Saladmander (sleeping)- "I'll let it rest."
• Gnarwail- "That thing looks like it could do some damage."
• Gnarwail (broken horn)- "Not so tough now, eh?"
• Gnarwail (follower)- "I've got a way with nature."
• Gnarwail (follower, broken horn)- "Sorry aboot the horn, bud."
• Gnarwail Horn- "Never saw a horn on a fish before."
• Skittersquid- "Squirmy little guys, eh?"
• Loyal Merm Guard- "They stand on guard for the king."
• Sea Weed- "That flower's tall as a pine tree!"
• Seedshell- "You're just asking to be chopped!"
• Sea Sprout Starter- "Where will you cause the least amount of damage..."
• Sea Sprout- "Just a sapling."
• Mush Gnome- "Funny little guy, eh?"
• Grass Gator- "Can't tell if it's an animal or a real lively shrub."

Mobs - Tallbird family

• Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Anytime now."

Mobs - Bosses

• Moose/Goose nesting ground- "Where's the pyromaniac? This needs to burn."
• Bee Queen- "Bees got no business getting that big."
• Bee Queen Crown- "Hmph. Real regal."
• Klaus- "Thing's got no eyes, eh?"
• Stag Antler- "Gotta be some use for that."
• Antlion- "They grow'em big out here, eh?"
• Antlion (happy)- "It seems agreeable."
• Antlion (upset)- "That critter's in a real bad mood."
• Desert Stone- "S'got a powerful stink, eh?"
• Desert Stone (active)- "Time to get a move on."
• Sand Spike- "That's something else, eh?"
• Sand Castle- "Some good craftsmanship."
• Glass Spike- "I wonder if it chops."
• Glass Castle- "Well it ain't wood."
• Toadstool Cap- "It isn't polypore-sonal, I just gotta chop you."
• Toadstool Cap (hole)- "It's a hole."
• Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "Is that how trees are born?"
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "I'm gonna need a bigger axe."
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "Alright, enough playin' around! Get'em Lucy!"
• Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "Mushrooms don't have no reason to be that big."
• Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "I don't like the look of that."
• Shroom Skin- "That's gross."
• Reanimated Skeleton- "It's a walking anatomy lesson."
• Ancient Fuelweaver- "That fuel stuff's gone to its head."
• Woven Shadow- "Ain't no reason for that to exist."
• Bone Armor- "Sticks to yer ribs."
• Bone Helm- "That right there's a cursed object, eh?"
• Shadow Thurible- "Someone's trying to give us a leg up."
• Malbatross- "It just had to be a giant bird."
• Malbatross Feather- "I don't trust anything that comes from a bird."
• Malbatross Bill- "Yeesh, there's still some feathers stuck to it."
• Crab King- "I think we might've bothered him."
• Crab King (inert)- "Think that castle might be missing a gem or two, eh?"
• Imposing Claw- "Not the best time to make snap decisions, eh?"
• Cracked Pearl- "I was only trying to help..."
• Lord of the Fruit Flies- "You came to the wrong garden, bud."
• Celestial Champion (phase 1)- "Hey! Watch where you're rollin', eh?"
• Celestial Champion (phase 1, dead)- "Looks like we got 'em!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 2)- "I get the feelin' it doesn't like us one bit, Luce."
• Moonglass Spike- "It's trying to fence us in!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 2, dead)- "And stay down, will ya?"
• Celestial Champion (phase 3)- "Well, third time's the charm, eh?"
• Enlightening Snare- "Now's probably not the time to be taking a nap."
• Celestial Champion (phase 3, dead)- "Hey! You be careful there, bud!"
• Defeated Celestial Champion- "Guess that takes care of that!"
• Enlightened Crown- "It's a pretty handy headpiece, could do without the whisperin' though."
• Enlightened Crown Shard- "I'm sure it's still good for somethin'."
• Eye of Terror- "Feast your eye on my axe!"
• Twins of Terror- "Lucy, I think I'm seeing double!"
• Eye Mask- "Protective eye gear that protects everything but the eyes."
• Shield of Terror- "Hmm, metal teeth would sure be handy fer choppin'..."

Mobs - Other

• Crabby Hermit/Pearl- "Not the friendliest, eh?"
• Pearl's Pearl- "C'mon Lucy, let's find that crab!"
• Gestalt- "We're all connected, eh?"
• Greater Gestalt- "Looks like these things are getting stronger."
• Pipspook- "Hey little buddy, you need some help?"
• Royal-In-Progress- "This guy's really the best you got, eh?"
• King of the Merms- "He's got a pretty impressive beard."
• Woby (small)- "It's nice havin' a dog around."
• Woby (big)- "You're almost as shaggy as me, buddy!"
• Grainy Transmission- "Looks like you're doing somthin' important. How aboot I lend you a hand, eh?"

Other Players

Wilson

• Generic- "%s! Hey buddy!"
• Attacker- "You haven't been very gentlemanly lately, %s."
• Murderer- "Enemy of the forest!"
• Reviver- "%s, you're an alright guy."
• Ghost- "Someone should rub a heart on %s."
• Firestarter- "Was that blaze some sort of experiment, %s?"

Willow

• Generic- "Look who it is! %s!"
• Attacker- "You're tempting a forest fire, %s..."
• Murderer- "Here comes the wildfire!"
• Reviver- "%s, you're an alright gal."
• Ghost- "Just don't haunt anything while I look for a heart, %s."
• Firestarter- "Business as usual, I see."

Wolfgang

• Generic- "That's my buddy, %s! Hey!"
• Attacker- "%s could be a bit more considerate..."
• Murderer- "You'll not strong arm me, %s!"
• Reviver- "%s has a big, squishy heart under those muscles."
• Ghost- "C'mon, bud, let's get you on your feet."
• Firestarter- "Don't singe your moustache, %s."

Wendy

• Generic- "%s! Hi little buddy!"
• Attacker- "%s, I can't believe what I just SAW! Wait, no..."
• Murderer- "Hereeee's Woodie!"
• Reviver- "%s! You're doin' great, little buddy."
• Ghost- "With a heart you'll be tip-top in no time, %s."
• Firestarter- "Should you be setting fires, little buddy?"

WX-78

• Generic- "It's my metal buddy, %s!"
• Attacker- "%s is cruisin' for a bruisin'..."
• Murderer- "It's time to power DOWN, %s!"
• Reviver- "%s, you're an alright sort."
• Ghost- "Huh, I guess %s had a soul after all."
• Firestarter- "You're gonna singe your chassis, %s."

Wickerbottom

• Generic- "%s. Ma'am."
• Attacker- "%s should read an etiquette book once in awhile."
• Murderer- "This is gonna be a clear cut!"
• Reviver- "That's some good work ya did, Ma'am."
• Ghost- "You know where I can get a heart, %s?"
• Firestarter- "Careful around those open flames, Ma'am."

Woodie

• Generic- "%s! Fancy seeing another Canadian here."
• Attacker- "%s isn't a true Canadian..."
• Murderer- "Hey, c'mere %s! I've gotta AXE you question!"
• Reviver- "%s is a Canadian patriot, eh."
• Ghost- "Canadians gotta stick together, %s. Let's get a heart."
• Werebeaver- "Been there, bud."
• Ghost Werebeaver- "You're gonna have one monster of a headache after this, buddy."
• Weremoose- "Yeesh, is that really what I look like?"
• Ghost Weremoose- "Hang on bud, we'll get you sorted out."
• Weregoose- "Truly Canada's most ferocious beast."
• Ghost Weregoose- "Whew... I mean, let's find you a heart, eh?"
• Firestarter- "Those fires are kind of counterproductive now, eh?"

Wes

• Generic- "%s! How ya doin', buddy?"
• Attacker- "%s could learn some manners..."
• Murderer- "You're MIME now, %s!"
• Reviver- "%s, you're an alright guy."
• Ghost- "First we'll get you a heart, then we'll get you some bacon, eh %s?"
• Firestarter- "Keep those flames away from my trees!"

Maxwell

• Generic- "Hey %s, how you doin', ya big hoser?"
• Attacker- "%s'll end up on the wrong end of my axe if he's not careful..."
• Murderer- "Yer still a hoser! Now it's choppin' time!"
• Reviver- "You're growin' on me, %s. Like a fungus."
• Ghost- "Lucy says I have to help you, %s. Let's get goin'."
• Firestarter- "You'll not want to be burning things, bud."

Wigfrid

• Generic- "%s! Hey bud!"
• Attacker- "%s has raiding and looting on the brain..."
• Murderer- "Your spear versus my axe, let's see whatcha got, eh!"
• Reviver- "I'm glad you're on our side, %s."
• Ghost- "With a heart you'll be feelin' like your mighty self in no time."
• Firestarter- "What's with the fires lately, bud?"

Webber

• Generic- "%s! Hi little buddy!"
• Attacker- "Hey %s, can't we all just get a-log?"
• Murderer- "Luce gave me the go-ahead! You're in trouble now, %s!"
• Reviver- "%s, you're an alright spider."
• Ghost- "We better get you a heart, hey kiddo?"
• Firestarter- "I better not see anymore fires, little buddy."

Winona

• Generic- "%s! Hey there bud!"
• Attacker- "%s is getting too big for her britches."
• Murderer- "You're on the chopping block now, %s!"
• Reviver- "I knew we were gonna get along."
• Ghost- "Yer looking a little pale, %s."
• Firestarter- "%s betrays the forest!"

Wortox

• Generic- "%s, buddy, hey!"
• Attacker- "Trust me, you ain't got the chops, %s."
• Murderer- "I'll hang those horns on the wall of my cabin!"
• Reviver- "That was mighty kind of you, %s."
• Ghost- "That soul sapper's lookin' like a real sap now."
• Firestarter- "You better not burn any of my precious trees!"

Wormwood

• Generic- "%s, hey there budding bud!"
• Attacker- "Why don't you leaf the fighting to the professionals?"
• Murderer- "I'll wear that gem like a brooch, y'hear!"
• Reviver- "You're a good sapling, %s."
• Ghost- "C'mon, let's getcha replanted."
• Firestarter- "I thought you of all people would prevent forest fires."

Warly

• Generic- "%s, buddy! How you doing?"
• Attacker- "Careful where you're swingin', %s."
• Murderer- "I'm gonna soufflé you alive!"
• Reviver- "%s is a stand up kinda guy."
• Ghost- "Welp, that's the way the cookie crumbles."
• Firestarter- "Watch that fire now, %s."

Wurt

• File:Wurt DST.pngGeneric- "%s! Hey little bud!"
• Attacker- "Woah! Slow down there, bud!"
• Murderer- "That's it, I'm givin' you the axe!"
• Reviver- "A bit rough around the edges, but you're alright %s!"
• Ghost- "We'll get ya feeling right as rain in no time."
• Firestarter- "Hey! What do you think you're doin?"

Walter

• Generic- "Hey, %s! Nice seeing someone from my neck of the woods!"
• Attacker- "That wasn't very polite, eh?"
• Murderer- ""Sorry"'s not gonna cut it this time!"
• Reviver- "Thanks for havin' my back, %s!"
• Ghost- "C'mon kiddo, let's get you a heart."
• Firestarter- "I thought you said you knew how to build a campfire?"

Wanda

• Generic- "Aboot time you came by for a visit, %s!"
• Attacker- "Yikes! She's got a suprisingly strong right hook."
• Murderer- "Lucy and I think it's time we put a stop to you, %s."
• Reviver- "I'm sure glad you're here, %s."
• Ghost- "I'm lookin' for a heart! Just give me a minute, eh?"
• Firestarter- "Hey, watch where you're burnin'!"

Wonkey

• Generic- "Hey Luce, does that monkey seem kinda familiar to you?"
• Attacker- "Someone oughta teach that monkey some manners."
• Murderer- "That chimp's on the choppin' block!"
• Reviver- "There's a good heart hiding under all that fur, I can tell."
• Ghost- "Bad day, eh?"
• Firestarter- "That ape's playin' with fire!"

Other (Mod Characters)

• Generic- "Look who it is! %s!"
• Attacker- "%s isn't very polite..."
• Murderer- "Enemy of the forest!"
• Reviver- "%s, you're an alright sort."
• Ghost- "Someone should rub a heart on %s."
• Firestarter- "Knock off the fire starting there, bud."

Food - Meats

• Cooked Fish- "Could use some chips."
• Runty Guppy- "I was hopin' it'd be bigger."
• Needlenosed Squirt- "Just a tiny little guy, eh?"
• Bitty Baitfish- "Doesn't look like there's a lot of meat on that one."
• Smolt Fry- "Just a small fry!"
• Popperfish- "Weird looking fish, but sure smells good."
• Fallounder- "Eh, I could take it or leaf it."
• Bloomfin Tuna- "Nice looking fish, eh bud?"
• Scorching Sunfish- "Looks like the sun came out today after all."
• Spittlefish- "Not very polite, eh?"
• Mudfish- "Yeesh, if I weren't so hungry I'd throw it right back."
• Deep Bass- "You'll make a good meal."
• Dandy Lionfish- "Never seen a fish so pointy before."
• Black Catfish- "Don't recall ever trying catfish. First time for everything!"
• Corn Cod- "Now that's just confusing."
• Ice Bream- "You'd be right at home in the Great White North."
• Sweetish Fish- "You'd go well with a nice maple glaze... if we had any maple here."
• Barnacles- "Not my first choice in seafood."
• Cooked Barnacles- "They're not bad!"
• Naked Nostrils- "Who nose where the rest of it went."
• Charred Nostrils- "Nothing worse than a cold nose."

Food - Fruits

• Cooked Cave Banana- "Now it's a warm mush."
• Lesser Glow Berry- "Wrinklier than the underside of a beaver."
• Juicy Berries- "That's good eatin', eh?"
• Roasted Juicy Berries- "Mmm. With some syrup these'd be perfect."
• Fig- "That's one fancy fruit."
• Cooked Fig- "This stuff's not half bad, eh?"

Food - Vegetables

• Roasted Carrot- "That's cooked rabbit food."
• Cooked Red Cap- "You'd have to be really, really hungry."
• Asparagus- "When it's raw, it's almost as tough as trees."
• Cooked Asparagus- "Little easier to eat them cooked."
• Kelp Fronds- "Could cook it up real nice."
• Cooked Kelp Fronds- "Good eatin' right there if you ask me."
• Dried Kelp Fronds- "It's a nice light snack."
• Stone Fruit- "Too hard to eat, but at least it smells nice."
• Ripe Stone Fruit- "I think I could sink my teeth into it now."
• Cooked Stone Fruit- "Wish I had some toast."
• Garlic- "Homegrown."
• Roasted Garlic- "Lucy helped."
• Onion- "I only cry tears of joy."
• Roasted Onion- "Perfectly roasted."
• Pepper- "Funny looking vegetable."
• Roasted Pepper- "Pretty tiny but it packs a punch, eh?"
• Potato- "I love good local produce."
• Roasted Potato- "It cooked up real nice."
• Toma Root- "That's a nice looking tomato."
• Roasted Toma Root- "Heartburn city."
• Moon Shroom- "Not sure if I should be eatin' that."
• Cooked Moon Shroom- "The smell's enough to wake you up."
• Fire Nettle Fronds- "Note to self, "do not touch.""
• Forget-Me-Lots- "Funny what some folks will call a "weed". I think it looks nice!"
• Tillweeds- "It sure doesn't give up without a fight."

Food - Crock Pot

• Honey Nuggets- "That's one of my favourite meals!"
• Ratatouille- "It's like a forest in a bowl."
• Jellybeans- "You can barely taste the bean!"
• Bone Bouillon- "I could always go for a nice hearty soup."
• Hot Dragon Chili Salad- "Looks real good, buddy."
• Fish Cordon Bleu- "I'm not one to turn my nose up at a meal."
• Asparagazpacho- "Really cools a fella down."
• Glow Berry Mousse- "Boy would I ever like to dig into that."
• Creamy Potato Purée- "A nice change of pace from meatballs."
• Moqueca- "My mouth is watering just looking at it."
• Grim Galette- "Whatcha think, Lucy? Should we try a bite?"
• Stuffed Pepper Poppers- "Hoo! That's a hot one, eh?"
• Puffed Potato Soufflé- "Lucy and I will clean up, since Warly did the cooking."
• Fancy Spiralled Tubers- "I'll eat a tater in any form."
• Salsa Fresca- "Lucy'll give ya a hand chopping veggies next time, eh bud?"
• Volt Goat Chaud-Froid- "Can't remember the last time I had dessert."
• Barnacle Pita- "I'm not picky."
• Barnacle Nigiri- "Can't say I ever saw that on a menu back home."
• Barnacle Linguine- "Sorry, I'm eatin' this whole thing myself."
• Stuffed Fish Heads- "I'm not one to turn down some grub."
• Leafy Meatloaf- "Not my cup of tea."
• Veggie Burger- "It never tastes the same as actual meat..."
• Jelly Salad- "I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pike pole."
• Beefy Greens- "Do I use salad dressing or gravy?"
• Mushy Cake- "Mushy in more ways than one, eh?"
• Soothing Tea- "Almost makes me forget where I am."
• Figatoni- "Now that's some real comfort food."
• Figkabab- "Nothin' better than food served on a wooden stick, eh?"
• Fig-Stuffed Trunk- "I'm the one who's gonna be stuffed if I eat that whole thing."
• Figgy Frogwich- "The fig masks the swamp taste."
• Bunny Stew- "A hearty comfort food."
• Frozen Banana Daiquiri‎- "Nothin’ like kickin back with a cold one, eh?"

Food - Other

• Butterfly Wings- "Sorry! Sorry. How awful!"
• Royal Jelly- "I'm majestic enough as is."
• Moon Moth Wings- "Fancy butterfly wings."
• Garlic, Onion, Potato, and Toma Root Seeds- "Looks like new crop seeds to me."
• Pepper Seeds- "I should plant this."
• Milky Whites- "Oh... uh... do I have to touch it?"

Misc Items

• Beard Hair- "My hair's not that colour. Not my beard, anyway."
• Fake Kazoo- "Much kazoo aboot nothing."
• Gnome- "Wolfgang would appreciate that moustache."
• Ball and Cup- "Might take it to the kid."
• Hardened Rubber Bung- "Reminds me... gotta convince Willow to take a *real* bath."
• Abigail's Flower (held)- "It's a flower? I guess."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "Yup. It's a flower."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "That flower's acting funny..."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "Did it just move?"
• Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "I'm not comfortable with this."
• Abigail's Flower (ready)- "Maybe we should split, eh?"
• Codex Umbra- "Trees made into... paper? How unholy!"
• Blueprint (rare)- "Looks real complicated, that one."
• Fur Tuft- "Shh! The creature might still be around."
• Sketch- "Some plans for a fancy stone carving."
• Advert- "Hey, there's some great ideas for new tackle on here!"
• Ancient Key- "Got it from that big bony hoser."
• Shadow Atrium- "Yeesh. Don't get that near me."
• Gnomette- "She looks friendly."
• Leaky Teacup- "Gaudy as all get-out."
• White and Black Bishop- "And here I am just a pawn, eh?"
• Bent Spork- "It needs to be straightened, eh?"
• Toy Trojan Horse- "I would have liked this when I was a boy."
• Unbalanced Top- "It keeps falling over, eh?"
• Back Scratcher- "Wigfrid keeps using it to 'spar' with me and Lucy. We're afraid."
• Beaten Beater- "It belongs in a kitchen, not in the woods."
• Frayed Yarn- "I'd rather have some proper rope."
• Shoe Horn- "Maxwell probably needs that for his fancy shoes."
• Black Knight- "That's the, uh, horse piece."
• White Knight- "That one can only move one square at time."
• Lucky Cat Jar- "We should whip up some pumpkin cookies to put in there, eh?"
• Air Unfreshener- "I already smell like pine and woodchips, according to Lucy."
• Potato Cup- "Genius! A cup for a proper woodsman."
• Black Rook- "That's, uh, the rook piece."
• White Rook- "That one moves diagonally, I think."
• Wire Hanger- "No point hanging clothes in the woods."
• Blue Moonlens- "It sees all with the cold sight of the North."
• Green Moonlens- "That should help everyone get the lay of the land."
• Red Moonlens- "A true woodsman knows his own way around the forest."
• Orange Moonlens- "Makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up."
• Purple Moonlens- "A pretty useful guide in this neck of the woods."
• Yellow Moonlens- "It's rude to stare."
• Iridescent Gem- "You're fond of it, aren'tcha Lucy?"
• Moon Caller's Staff- "Err, moon magic isn't really... my thing... Heh."
• Polar Light- "At least it won't start a forest fire."
• Beach Toy- "Could give it to some sandy hoser."
• Crumpled Package- "Doesn't look useful, but I could be wrong."
• Lost Toy- "There's something unnatural aboot that thing... wouldn't ya say, Luce?"
• Mourning Glory- "That ghost left a parting gift."
• Message in a Bottle- "Sure beats a paper airplane."
• Empty Bottle- "Wish it was filled with maple syrup..."
• Bundle of Thanks- "I think that old hardshell's going soft on us, eh Lucy?"
• Shell Bell Bundle- "A shell full of shells, eh?"
• Tackle Box- "It's not quite like the tackle box I had back home."
• Spectackler Box- "Lucy keeps saying I should be more organized."
• Fish Food- "Smells bad, but the fish love it."
• Amberosia- "Tastes terrible. And that's speakin' as someone who's eaten raw lumber."
• Milkmade Hat- "Keeps my hands free for choppin'."
• Compost- "Can't say much for the food, but I like the presentation!"
• Terrarium- "That ain't no tree I've seen before."
• Terrarium (corrupted)- "I've got a bad feelin'..."
• Terrarium (activated)- "Trees don't usually do that, eh?"
• Terrarium (summoning)- "That weird tree's firing beams!!"
• Terrarium (dormant)- "I've got a feelin' they'll be back."
• Terrarium (no boss setting)- "How aboot we just leave that be, eh?"

Adventure Mode

• Maxwell Statue- "I'm gonna make fun of him for this later, eh?"
• Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "That's not playing fair, eh?"

Announcements

• Can't store (generic/full)- "It's already packed tighter than a Toronto streetcar."
• Can't store (invalid item)- "I could probably find a better place to put that."
• Already has Critter- "I need to take care of the pet I have."
• Ancient Chest combo failed- "We didn't cut it, Lucy."
• Ancient Chest combo successful- "Thanks'm."
• Atrium destabilizing-
  • "We better hightail it out of here."
  • "Let's skedaddle!"
  • "There'll be trouble if we don't leave."
• Ruins renewal- "All that hard work gone to waste."
• Battlecry (Deer)- "Hunting season's open!"
• Becoming ghost- "oOooOOOO!!"
• Beefalo mount health low- "This beast looks in a bad way, eh."
• Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "Maybe I can find a caribou to ride instead."
• Boat damaged- "All this water is making me very anxious."
• Boat sinking- "Hold on, Lucy!"
• Blueprint already known- "I know that already, eh?"
• Can't learn blueprint- "Err... do you understand this one, Luce?"
• Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "I don't think I'm in the right place for this."
• Can't build Celestial Portal (in Caves)- "Looks like it doesn't work in the caves, eh."
• Can't craft (missing ingredients)- "Dangit, I'm missing a few things."
• Can't craft (unlearned recipe)- "That one might take some lookin' into."
• Can't craft (needs crafting station)- "I'm gonna need a proper workstation."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (generic)- "Ouch. Do I not look skookum enough already?"
• Can't change in Wardrobe (on fire)- "Better it than a tree."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (in use)- "Could you hand me my plaid shirt while you're in there?"
• Cannot construct (occupied)- "Oops, sorry. Someone's using it already."
• Cannot construct (wrong material)- "Well, it doesn't go there."
• Cannot construct (no materials)- "I need to put something there."
• Cannot construct (wrong plans)- "Sorry. Wrong plans."
• Can't cook (in use)- "Careful now, don't burn it."
• Can't fill watering can with ocean water- "Sea water isn't usually good for gardens."
• Can't give Advert to Tackle Receptacle (already known)- "No sense having two of the same recipe."
• Can't give Sketch to Potter's Wheel (already known)- "No sense having two of the same recipe."
• Can't groom beefalo (no beefalo)- "See any beefalo to hitch up around here, Lucy?"
• Can't groom beefalo (no hair)- "Gotta wait for the hair to grow back in."
• Can't place fish on Fish Scale-O-Matic (too small)- "Should've thrown this little guy back."
• Can't place oversized crop on Produce Scale (too small)- "This one's not gonna cut it, eh?"
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "I'd prefer wood, personally."
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "I should probably use what's up there first."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (Ancient Gateway not active)- "Didn't work. Probably for the best."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (structure wrong)- "That's gotta be rebuilt, eh?"
• Can't rummage (occupied)- "Sorry! I'll wait til you're finished there."
• Can't store (occupied)- "Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to hover over your shoulder."
• Can't rummage and store (Warly-exclusive object)- "I wouldn't wanna muddle it up."
• Can't shave (someone else's beefalo)- "I can't just go shaving things willy nilly!"
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (wrong key)- "That was the wrong key, eh?"
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (Klaus)- "Now's not the time, eh?"
• Can't write on sign (in use)- "If I could just... scooch in there after you..."
• Can't build with encumbering item (wrong piece)- "That piece ain't right."
• Can't place in Moon Stone (not staff)- "Nah. Something long and thin goes there, but not this."
• Caught in Binding Roots- "I think they want to dance, Lucy!"
• Caught in Bone Snare- "You'll have to do better than that."
• Sinkhole warning-
  • "Pothole incoming."
  • "Take cover!"
  • "Dangerous 'round here."
• Cave-in warning- "Sounds like some trouble up above."
• Compass broken- "I'll always have the North in my heart."
• Danger, unable to leave game- "I better deal with these hosers first."
• Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "This feels strangely familiar..."
• Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
  • "No... Don’t get up... Lucy..."
  • "Heavy... Eh...?"
  • "Hnff..."
  • "Nothin' like... honest work..."
  • "...oof..."
  • "No point... complainin'..."
  • "I'll keep... lumberin' along..."
  • "Huff... huff..."
  • "I'm more of a chopper than a lifter..."
  • "Work's... gotta get done..."
• Failed to lower sail-
  • "How aboot we try that again?"
  • "No makin' fun of me, Lucy."
  • "A lot harder than it looks, eh?"
• Failed to read Message in a Bottle- "Can't make heads or tails of it in this light."
• Failed to revive Abigail- "I'd never hear the end of it from 'Luce if I didn't try."
• Failed to revive Ghost- "Not today."
• Flare set off by other player- "I should go check out that flare, eh?"
• Ghost sanity drain- "I'm goin', like, nutso over here..."
• Health too low, unable to attune to Meat Effigy- "I feel worse than a used roll of duct tape. Maybe later?"
• Hitting Ancient Fuelweaver's Shadow Shield- "That's just impolite, eh."
• Klaus enraged- "I think it's time to run."
• Klaus entering second form- "You shoulda stayed down."
• Klaus summoning Krampii- "Monster hosers, incoming."
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 1)- "I hear something inside."
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 2)- "Hang on, I'll get you out."
• Mining Inviting Formation (finished)- "There! How's that, buddy?"
• Mushroom Planter needs Living Log- "That needs a magic log, eh?"
• Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "That needs a mushroom spore, eh?"
• Mushroom Planter won't take Moon Cap- "I don't think they're suited to this environment."
• Not Gem- "That doesn't look like a magic rock to me."
• Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "I don't think that one'll work here."
• Not catching fish-
  • "Nothin' like a day out fishing."
  • "I could watch the sky and the ocean for hours."
  • "Hm, maybe I should swap out my lure."
  • "Can't rush it."
• Paying tribute to Antlion-
  • "Maybe put the sinkholes on pause, eh?"
  • "I got a tribute for you, eh?"
  • "This here's for you, eh?"
• Plant diseased pick warning- "Well that's not right."
• Plant diseased dig warning- "Fixed'r right up."
• Refusing to eat invalid food- "I don't think my teeth could cut through that."
• Refusing to eat yucky food- "I'd rather chew on blubber balls!"
• Rowing mistimed-
  • "Dangit! Messed up the timing."
  • "Gotta keep it steady."
  • "Let's give that another go, eh?"
• Shadow Thurible out of fuel- "No more luring I guess."
• Teleporting with Lazy Deserter- "I got sand in my beard."
• Trees petrifying- "No! Not the wood!"
• Trying to fish in ocean with Fishing Rod- "This little rod won't do me much good."
• Trying to fish in pond with Sea Fishing Rod- "I can probably just use my old fishin' rod for this."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, busy)- "I've something for you when you've got a mo'."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, dead)- "I don't think they... um..."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, inventory full)- "They need to make room for my present, eh?"
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, sleeping)- "Let them get some shut eye."
• Unable to receive gift (danger)- "Now's definitely the wrong time to be celebratin' Christmas."
• Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "I'd rather open that with my feet on the ground."
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (already bath bombed)- "Somebody beat me to it."
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (glassed over)- "There's glass in the way, eh?"
• Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "That's okay. I just need a good flannel, anyway."
• Washing ashore after abandoning ship- "Well, that'll wake you up. Brr."
• Whirly Fan broken- "I guess I'll just have to suffer now."
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (not Nightmare Fuel)- "That ain't gonna cut it, eh?"
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (dormant)- "Gotta wait for that little tree to grow back there, eh."
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror arriving- "That's not what I was looking for, eh!"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror leaving- "Daylight's too much for that big ol' eye, eh?"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror returning- "I'll cut you down for good this time!"
• Talking to plants-
  • "Let me know if any of these other plants are botherin' you- I'll give 'em the axe!"
  • "So... what do plants like to talk aboot?"
  • "How are you doing there, bud?"
  • "It's nice catching up with my best bud!"
  • "You grow here often? Aw, c'mon Lucy, that was funny!"

Skins

• Guest of Honor Set- "I clean up pretty good, eh?"
• Survivor Set- "I could do with a haircut and a cup of tea, eh?"
• Triumphant Set- "Forests are full of shadows, eh?"
• Halloween Costume Set- "To chop the tree, you must be the tree."
• Challenger Set- "I've been in scraps before, eh?"
• Gladiator Set- "Don't start a tussle you can't finish."
• Roseate Set- "I grow, untamed and untended."
• Verdant Set- "Even the most majestic tree's gotta start as a seed."
• Culinarian Set- "Lucy is my sous chef."
• Victorian Set- "They ain't beaver pelts, I'll tell ya that much."
• Tree Hugger Set- "Well, at least Lucy thinks it's scary!"
• Magmatic Set- "Hope I don't burn the trees."
• Merrymaker Set- "Quiet your voice here. The trees slumber."
• Team Player Set- "It's the best game you can name!"

Removed

• Queenly Figure (shaking)- "Brace yourself, Lucy."
• Applied Horticulture- "Does it grow trees?"
• Venomeer- "That poison'd be a problem, eh?"
• Pebble Crab- "I don't see any reason to bother the little fella."
• The Altar of Gnaw- "We have to load it up with good eats."
• Dilapidated Door- "A shame. I could'a used a drink."
• Syrup- "I missed this."
• Spot Spice- "You only need a little to get the flavour."
• Old Coin- "Bet it's worth a pretty penny."
• Diseased Twiggy Tree- "It's caught a bit of a bug."
• Cave-in Boulder- "Looks like that can be moved, eh?"
• Diseased Grass Gekko- "It's lookin' pretty unhealthy."
• Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "No berries left!"
• Lake- "I should spend some time at the lake."
• Salt Crystals- "Hey, that looks like a salt lick!"
• Lavae Egg (cracked)- "I never thought I would see a happy egg."
• Lavae Egg (too cold)- "I don't think that egg is warm enough."
• Moose/Goose nesting ground- "Where's the arsonist? This needs to burn."
• Wilson (generic)- "Look who it is! Wilson!"
• Wilson (attacker)- "That Wilson isn't very polite..."
• Wilson (attacker)- "%s isn't very polite..."
• Wilson (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
• Wilson (reviver)- "Wilson, you're an alright guy."
• Wilson (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that Wilson."
• Willow (generic)- "Look who it is! Willow!"
• Willow (attacker)- "That Willow isn't very polite..."
• Willow (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
• Willow (reviver)- "Willow, you're an alright gal."
• Willow (reviver)- "%s, you're an alright gal."
• Willow (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that Willow."
• Wolfgang (generic)- "Look who it is! Wolfgang!"
• Wolfgang (attacker)- "That Wolfgang isn't very polite..."
• Wolfgang (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
• Wolfgang (reviver)- "Wolfgang, you're an alright guy."
• Wolfgang (reviver)- "%s, you're an alright guy."
• Wolfgang (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that Wolfgang."
• Wendy (generic)- "Look who it is! Wendy!"
• Wendy (attacker)- "That Wendy isn't very polite..."
• Wendy (attacker)- "%s isn't very polite..."
• Wendy (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
• Wendy (reviver)- "Wendy, you're an alright gal."
• Wendy (reviver)- "%s, you're an alright gal."
• Wendy (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that Wendy."
• WX-78 (generic)- "Look who it is! WX!"
• WX-78 (attacker)- "That WX isn't very polite..."
• WX-78 (attacker)- "%s isn't very polite..."
• WX-78 (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
• WX-78 (reviver)- "WX, you're an alright sort."
• WX-78 (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that WX."
• Wickerbottom (generic)- "Look who it is! Wickerbottom!"
• Wickerbottom (attacker)- "That Wickerbottom isn't very polite..."
• Wickerbottom (attacker)- "%s isn't very polite..."
• Wickerbottom (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
• Wickerbottom (reviver)- "Wickerbottom, you're an alright gal."
• Wickerbottom (reviver)- "%s, you're an alright gal."
• Wickerbottom (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that Wickerbottom."
• Woodie (generic)- "Look who it is! Other-Woodie!"
• Woodie (attacker)- "That Woodie isn't a true Canadian..."
• Woodie (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
• Woodie (reviver)- "Other-Woodie, you're an alright guy."
• Woodie (reviver)- "%s, you're an alright guy."
• Woodie (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that Woodie."
• Wes (generic)- "Look who it is! Wes!"
• Wes (attacker)- "That Wes isn't very polite..."
• Wes (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
• Wes (reviver)- "Wes, you're an alright guy."
• Wes (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that Wes."
• Maxwell (generic)- "Look who it is! Maxwell!"
• Maxwell (attacker)- "That Maxwell isn't very polite..."
• Maxwell (attacker)- "%s should learn some manners..."
• Maxwell (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
• Maxwell (reviver)- "Maxwell, you're an alright guy."
• Maxwell (reviver)- "%s, you're an alright guy."
• Maxwell (ghost)- "Someone should rub a heart on that Maxwell."
• Wigfrid (generic)- "Look who it is! %s!"
• Wigfrid (attacker)- "%s could learn some manners..."
• Wigfrid (reviver)- "%s, you're an alright gal."
• Webber (attacker)- "%s isn't very polite..."
• Webber (murderer)- "Enemy of the forest!"
• Phlegm- "I hope it doesn't get stuck in my moustache."
• Gnome- "He looks friendly."
• Gnome- "The strongman would appreciate that moustache."
• Hardened Rubber Bung- "Reminds me... need to convince the arsonist to take a bath."
• Hardened Rubber Bung- "Reminds me... gotta convince the pyromaniac to take a real bath."
• Back Scratcher- "If you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours, eh?"
• Back Scratcher- "The Viking keeps using it to 'spar' with me and Lucy. We're afraid."
• Shoe Horn- "I don't need help putting my shoes on, eh?"
• Shoe Horn- "The magician probably needs that for his fancy shoes."
• Wire Hanger- "Nowhere to hang clothes in the woods."
• Boat sinking- "Lucy will sink!"
• Failed to revive Abigail- "I'd never hear the end of it from Luce if I didn't try."
• Toadstool escaping- "It's gonna turn tail soon."
• Toadstool escaped- "The warty hoser ran away!"

Trivia

• His quote for Wendy as a murderer ("Hereeee's Woodie!") is a reference to an iconic quote from The Shining ("Hereeee's Johnny!"), including the fact that Jack also wields an axe.
• Woodie's examination quote for Mushroom Lights is a reference to the song "Colors of the Wind" from the film Pocahontas.