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“I say! This is quite fascinating!”

–Warbucks

A resplendent specimen.

This page lists Warbucks's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Warbucks's quotes for items found in Don't Starve. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Axe- "A tool favoured by many ancient societies."
• Luxury Axe- "A rather elegant tool for chopping."
• Shovel- "An instrument well suited for digging."
• Regal Shovel- "A rather elegant tool for digging things."
• Pickaxe- "An instrument to hunt for fossils."
• Opulent Pickaxe- "A rather elegant tool for fracturing rocks."
• Razor- "One must keep oneself presentable."
• Hammer- "Rather blunt."
• Pitchfork- "A tool for ground work."
• Feather Pencil- "A fine writing implement."
• Brush- "I do wish I had one of these for my mustache."
• Saddle- "A fine saddle for a beast of burden."
• War Saddle- "This will take a beating."
• Glossamer Saddle- "Rather more aerodynamic than the others."
• Saddlehorn- "For those stubborn saddles."
• Salt Lick- "Keeps the livestock docile."

Lights

• Campfire (upon being built)- "Quite cozy."
• Fire Pit (upon being built)- "A cozy convenience."
• Campfire (high)- "A roaring fire!"
• Fire Pit (high)- "A rather roaring fire!"
• Campfire (normal)- "Keeps the beasts at bay."
• Fire Pit (normal)- "A fine cozy fire to gather 'round."
• Campfire & Fire Pit (low)- "It could do with another log."
• Campfire (embers)- "Rather low."
• Fire Pit (embers)- "Quite in need of fuel."
• Campfire & Fire Pit (out)- "Dash it all! It's gone out."
• Torch- "Now I can stalk my prey in the dark."
• Miner Hat- "Quite useful in the dark."
• Pumpkin Lantern- "Quite cheery."
• Lantern- "Finally, a civilized way to carry light."

Survival

• Backpack- "A satchel to put one's treasures in."
• Piggyback- "A satchel for keeping ones treasures."
• Bird Trap- "Rather efficient."
• Bug Net- "Advantageous. But only if I don't want to hurt the bugs."
• Fishing Rod- "Ah fishing. The cornerstone to many societies."
• Straw Roll- "A far cry from my usual sleeping arrangements."
• Fur Roll- "Huzzah! The means to a good night's sleep!"
• Tent- "Rather crude, but it'll have to do."
• Trap- "Handy for acquiring meat!"
• Honey Poultice- "For dressing ones wounds."
• Healing Salve- "Ahhh. Quite soothing."
• Umbrella- "A fragile parasol, but it shall have to do."
• Compass-
  • N- "North."
  • S- "South."
  • E- "East."
  • W- "West."
  • NE- "Northeast."
  • SE- "Southeast."
  • NW- "Northwest."
  • SW- "Southwest."
• Compass (generic)- "I cannot read it just yet."
• Compass (broken)- "A bit of shoddy workmanship there."
• Bundling Wrap- "Rather clever wrap for my supplies."
• Bundled Supplies- "Quite a bit more condensed like this."

Food

• Crock Pot (empty)- "I could do a bit of cooking with this."
• Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "Patience is a virtue."
• Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "I shall be enjoying a fine meal promptly."
• Crock Pot (finished)- "I say! That was well worth the effort."
• Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "It's not the proper place for that."
• Bee Box- "Ah, the elixir of life."
• Bee Box (no honey)- "I'm afraid it's not ready yet."
• Bee Box (some honey)- "It's best to leave it a touch longer."
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "I say, the honey is ready to harvest!"
• Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "One can learn a lot by studying agriculture."
• Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Cultivating rather nicely."
• Basic Farm and Improved Farm (finished)- "Ripe for harvesting."
• Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "It could do with a bit of manure."
• Ice Box- "Every civilized person should have one."
• Drying Rack- "One can get some decent food with that."
• Drying Rack (drying)- "It's drying nicely."
• Drying Rack (finished)- "At last, some civilized food."

Science

• Science Machine- "It's prudent to broaden one's horizons."
• Alchemy Engine- "I've dabbled in a bit of alchemy from time to time."
• Thermal Measurer- "Quite a clever way to tell the climate."
• Rainometer- "A barometer of sorts."
• Lightning Rod- "A bit of protection in a storm."
• Lightning Rod (charged)- "I say, it's quite vivacious."
• Gunpowder- "Explosive!"

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomploshrine- "I say, that was hardly worth the effort."

Fight

• Spear- "A primitive hunting weapon."
• Ham Bat- "A peculiar weapon."
• Boomerang- "The artifact of a hunting civilization, no doubt."
• Boomerang (hit self)- "Egad! It's a boomerang."
• Blow Dart- "Used in ancient warfare."
• Sleep Dart- "Rather tiresome!"
• Fire Dart- "Ignites a bit of excitement!"
• Football Helmet- "A wonderful hat made of pig bottom."
• Grass Suit- "Barely adequate protection but it will have to do."
• Log Suit- "A commendable attempt at protection."
• Marble Suit- "Rather burdensome but quite dependable."
• Bee Mine- "Warfare which adopts to the materials at one's disposal."
• Tooth Trap- "I say! Rather more effective this way."

Structures

• Birdcage- "Rather ornate cage."
• Birdcage (occupied)- "Domestication has its uses."
• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "I say, he's a lackadaisical fellow!"
• Pig House- "Crude, but rather functional."
• Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "I say! These pigs are quite civilized!"
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "They've turned in for the night."
• Rabbit Hutch- "I say! What fantastic society built that!"
• Hay Wall (held)- "Rather unstable but it has its uses."
• Hay Wall- "Rather crude, but it'll have to do I'm afraid."
• Wood & Stone Wall (held)- "Presumably one could place this somewhere."
• Wood Wall- "A wall of reasonable strength."
• Stone Wall- "A wall with some stability."
• Chest- "A place for all my accumulated wealth."
• Sign- "Ah! Civilization."
• Potted Fern- "A fine decoration."
• Mini Sign (held)- "I should think it's better off in the ground."
• Mini Sign (empty)- "Let's see if my drawing skills are up to snuff."
• Mini Sign (drawn on)- "A signpost of sorts."
• Wood Fence (held)- "I suppose I will have to build this myself."
• Wood Fence- "I do admire its construction."
• Wood Gate (held)- "I suppose I'll have to get my hands dirty."
• Wood Gate- "Should keep this closed if I want to retain my herd."

Refine

• Rope- "Rather handy!"
• Boards- "Rather more civilized!"
• Cut Stone- "One may build many civilized things with this."
• Papyrus- "I say, one could make paper with this!"
• Purple Gem- "A gruesome beauty!"
• Nightmare Fuel- "Rather aberrant."
• Beeswax- "Pity I can't use it for mustache wax."
• Wax Paper- "A fine wrapping material."

Magic

• Meat Effigy- "Rather reassuring that."
• Prestihatitator- "I'm not above learning some of the dark arts."
• Shadow Manipulator- "I say, this seems rather macabre."
• Pan Flute- "I suppose I could carry a tune if the necessity arises."
• Night Light- "Quite uncanny!"
• Night Armor- "Rather durable, yet there's something unsound about it."
• Dark Sword- "I say! It's a rather ghastly sword."
• One-man Band- "Reminds me of my regimental band."
• Bat Bat- "A rather macabre hunting weapon."
• Belt of Hunger- "Wearing hunted animals makes one feel quite viril!"
• Chilled Amulet- "Quite the chilling find!"
• Nightmare Amulet- "I'm quite mad about this gem!"
• Life Giving Amulet- "Huzzah! Looks rather invulnerable!"
• Fire Staff- "Quite an incendiary instrument."
• Ice Staff- "A rather chilling weapon. Haw haw!"
• Telelocator Staff- "Rather adventuresome tool."
• Telelocator Focus (full)- "Riveting."
• Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "It's missing something..."
• Telolocator Socket (full)- "Quite a clever device."
• Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "Empty, I'm afraid."

Dress

• Sewing Kit- "One must make one's own repairs whilst on adventure."
• Rabbit Earmuffs- "I say, these would be all the fashion back home."
• Straw Hat- "Rather bucolic fashion."
• Beefalo Hat- "One feels rather ungulate in this."
• Beekeeper Hat- "Beekeeping is a fine hobby to invest ones time in."
• Feather Hat- "Rather garish."
• Winter Hat- "Rather sobering head gear."
• Top Hat- "I say! I'm ready for a night on the town!"
• Dapper Vest- "Distinguished!"
• Breezy Vest- "Cozy, and quite the fashion."
• Puffy Vest- "Rather snuggly."
• Bush Hat- "I say! Rather clever camoflauge!"
• Garland- "I should hope no one sees me in such a state."
• Walking Cane- "Nothing more genteel than good walking cane."

Ancient

• Thulecite- "Quite magnificent! A capital find!"
• Thulecite Wall (held)- "One may be able to salvage these."
• Thulecite Wall- "Rather feeble now."
• Thulecite Medallion (min)- "All is well."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "It seems something is afoot."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "I'm afraid there's been an upsurge in ghastliness."
• Thulecite Medallion (max)- "I believe we've hit the apex."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Thank goodness the horrors are waning."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "My word that was onerous."
• Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "It seems there is a problem."
• The Lazy Forager- "Gathers items without the bothersome act of bending down."
• Magiluminescence- "I feel invigorated!"
• Construction Amulet- "I say! This is rather economical."
• The Lazy Explorer- "This certainly saves on traveling time."
• Star Caller's Staff- "Illuminating!"
• Deconstruction Staff- "I say! This makes dismantling objects quite a bit easier."
• Pick/Axe- "Rather clever!"
• Thulecite Crown- "Huzzah! A head piece made of artifacts."
• Thulecite Suit- "I say! This armor is quite dapper."
• Thulecite Club- "I'm quite fond of this weapon!"
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "I should like to study this while it's working."
• Houndius Shootius- "I say! It's rather ancient technology."

Nature - Plants

• Evergreen- "A fine pine."
• Lumpy Evergreen- "Rather pathetic looking."
• Spiky Tree- "Rather prickly fellow."
• Evergreen & Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "It's been razed."
• Spiky Tree (stump)- "Not as fertile as its brethren."
• Evergreen & Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "Alarming!"
• Spiky Tree (burning)- "I can't say that was unexpected."
• Evergreen & Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "Well that's done."
• Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Ashen."
• Evergreen (sapling)- "It should grow into a fine tree."
• Log- "A log fit for a fire."
• Log (burning)- "Ahh. Nice and cozy."
• Charcoal- "Rather useful bit of ash."
• Pine Cone- "I should plant this."
• Marble Tree- "I require something stronger than an axe for that!"
• Totally Normal Tree (normal and stump)- "I say! One might think that tree had a mouth."
• Living Log- "This dead tree is alarmingly alive."
• Sapling- "Those twigs could be good for something."
• Sapling (picked)- "Nothing left here for me."
• Sapling (burning)- "Inevitable."
• Sapling (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
• Twigs- "I'm sure I can find a use for these."
• Grass Tuft- "A rather mundane tuft of grass."
• Grass Tuft (picked)- "It's been picked through, I'm afraid."
• Grass Tuft (barren)- "In desperate need of fertilizer."
• Grass Tuft (burning)- "Quite a blaze!"
• Grass Tuft (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
• Cut Grass- "Quaint, but quite useful."
• Berry Bush (normal & burning)- "A common berry bush."
• Berry Bush (picked)- "It's been relieved of its fruit."
• Berry Bush (barren)- "Quite fruitless at the moment."
• Berry Bush (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
• Reeds- "I could use those."
• Reeds (burning)- "Rather fervent flames."
• Reeds (picked)- "One must give it time to grow back."
• Cut Reeds- "Crude, but quite useful."
• Plant- "A rather ordinary plant."
• Plant (growing)- "It's germinating."
• Plant (ready to be picked)- "Ripe for harvesting."
• Marsh Plant- "Full of leafage."
• Spiky Bush- "Quite thorny."
• Spiky Bush (picked)- "Prickly."
• Spiky Bush (burning)- "Engulfed in flames."
• Spiky Bush (held)- "This would do better in the ground."
• Flower- "Quite delicate."
• Petals- "Rather ornate."
• Evil Flower- "Rather hideous."
• Dark Petals- "There's something bizarre about these."
• Carrot (planted)- "Growing quite nicely."
• Red Mushroom- "Local fauna."
• Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "Quite unreachable."
• Red Mushroom (picked)- "It's been harvested already."
• Green Mushroom- "A strange irrational fungus."
• Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "It needs to be plucked out of its hole."
• Green Mushroom (picked)- "It's been harvested already."
• Blue Mushroom- "Experimenting with fungus is rather audacious."
• Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "Rather inaccessible like that."
• Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Already plucked from the earth."

Nature - Objects

• Beehive- "Rather bustling."
• Killer Bee Hive- "Pesky creatures!"
• Honeycomb- "Rather sweet."
• Hound Mound- "You never know what one may find in a midden."
• Bones- "Clearly the work of a predator."
• Touch Stone- "A restorative stone."
• Obelisk (sane, up)- "Sobering."
• Obelisk (sane, down)- "It has disappeared into the ground."
• Obelisk (insane, up)- "I feel quite unsound."
• Obelisk (insane, down)- "Rather ominous looking but it's just a stone."
• Harp Statue- "I say! That's a rather ornate monument!"
• Marble Pillar- "I say, it's quite sturdy."
• Marble- "Rather opulent!"
• Rundown House- "I should like to study this society."
• Merm Head- "Bah! Signs of a savage society."
• Pig Head- "It appears there are warring societies here."
• Pig Torch- "Rather crude construction."
• Basalt- "Rather impervious, I'm afraid."
• Boulder- "Ah! Nothing like a bit of geology to soothe the soul."
• Rocks- "They could contain fossils!"
• Flint- "A useful bit of rock."
• Nitre- "I say! This can be made into gunpowder!"
• Gold Nugget- "I say, this brings a shine to my eye!"
• Grave- "Rather morose."
• Grave (dug)- "Ghoulish."
• Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Worth a closer examination."
• Animal Track- "Aha! I've got the trail."
• Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Zounds! I've lost the trail."
• Animal Track (found)- "Egads! Rather large beasts are lurking."
• Wooden Thing- "Quite an arcane device."
• Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "It's lacking something..."
• Wooden Thing (locked)- "I shall discover the key."
• Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I say! It appears to be doing...something!"
• Ring Thing- "I say! That looks valuable."
• Crank Thing- "A gadget of some sort."
• Box Thing- "What sort of apparatus is this?"
• Metal Potato Thing- "A contraption of some sort."
• Worm Hole- "I wonder what treasures lay within."
• Worm Hole (open)- "Bah! It's fetid."
• Worm Hole (exited)- "A bit of unpleasantness."
• Pond- "One wonders what lies within its depths."
• Skeleton- "One never knows what secrets a skeleton keeps."
• Spider Den- "Rather dank in there."
• Spider Eggs- "Repulsive."
• Rabbit Hole- "Rather dark in there."
• Walrus Camp- "The camp of marine mammals."
• Walrus Camp (empty)- "An abandoned camp."
• Sunken Boat- "I say! Are there survivors, I wonder?"
• Sunken Boat (empty)- "Quite abandoned, I'm afraid."
• Flotsam- "How does one go about getting that...?"

Nature - Caves

• Plugged Sinkhole- "I say, that must lead somewhere."
• Sinkhole (generic)- "Huzzah! It leads somewhere!"
• Sinkhole (open)- "Plenty of discoveries in there, I should think."
• Exit to Surface (generic)- "It appears to be a way out."
• Exit to Surface (open)- "Shall I?"
• Red Mushtree- "A flourishing fungus."
• Green Mushtree- "A tiny tree of toxin."
• Blue Mushtree- "A towering fungal atrocity."
• Light Flower- "A rather luminous flower."
• Light Bulb- "Rather enlightening, but I shant eat that raw."
• Stalagmite (normal & pointy)- "No doubt the Geological Society would find that interesting."
• Spilagmite- "Aha! I have discovered a spider den."
• Slurtle Mound- "Rather dingy in there."
• Splumonkey Pod- "It smells rather like those barbaric creatures."
• Fern- "A bit of decoration."
• Foliage- "Rather bland bit of leafage."
• Cave Banana Tree- "Curious how these can grow down here..."
• Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "I say, that's rather gauche!"

Nature - Ruins

• Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "I say, that must lead somewhere."
• Ruins Sinkhole- "Plenty of discoveries in there, I should think."
• Ancient Statue- "A pity it doesn't put up much of a fight."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "Only half formed. I should like to see it whole."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "A superb monument from a savage civilization."
• Algae- "Rather useless plant matter."
• Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "I'm afraid it's reached its endgame."
• Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "It's been fianchettoed!"
• Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "No doubt sacrificed to protect the king."
• Relic- "I say! This is quite fascinating!"
• Relic (broken)- "Bah! One can't study it like this!"
• Thulecite Fragments- "Huzzah! These look quite intriguing!"
• Cave Lichen- "Rather prefer these cooked."
• Ornate Chest- "A gilded chest. How lavish!"
• Large Ornate Chest- "One hopes the treasure within is as ornate."
• Nightmare Light- "Vibrantly unsettling."

Turfs

• Wooden Flooring- "Has a tad of sophistication."
• Carpeted Flooring- "Quite refined."
• Checkerboard Flooring- "With enough of these I could play a round of chess."
• Cobblestones- "I applaud the attempt at sophistication."
• Forest Turf- "Luxuriant, but overrun."
• Grass Turf- "Rustic."
• Marsh Turf- "Bah! It's unsophisticated."
• Rocky Turf- "Rather rough around the edges."
• Savanna Turf- "A touch dry."
• Mud Turf- "Quite unsophisticated."
• Guano Turf- "Rather unsophisticated."
• Slimy Turf- "A touch of mildew in this."
• Fungal Turf (blue, red, green)- "A bit of fungus, I believe."
• Cave Rock Turf- "Rather dank."

Mobs - Monsters

• Clockwork Knight- "You'll not fork me, knight!"
• Clockwork Bishop- "I say, a chess match does sound like jolly good fun."
• Clockwork Rook- "A roaming turret!"
• Damaged Knight- "Quite a knightmare!"
• Damaged Bishop- "A ghoulish game piece!"
• Damaged Rook- "A ghastly turret!"
• Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Hummph? What's that?"
• Charlie (attacked by)- "Huzzah! Show yourself!"
• Hound- "I say! That's a monstrous mongrel!"
• Red Hound- "I say! Infernal creature!"
• Blue Hound- "I say! That's a chilling quadruped!"
• Hound's Tooth- "The artifact of a rather intimidating creature."
• Spider- "Rather aggressive!"
• Spider Warrior- "He seems guarded."
• Spider (sleeping)- "I've caught it napping."
• Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Rather useless as a guard just now."
• Spider (dead)- "Conquered."
• Spider Warrior (dead)- "It has been bested!"
• Spider Gland- "Vile!"
• Silk- "It's quite a fine cloth!"
• Krampus- "Bah! Humbug!"
• Krampus Sack- "A rather festive satchel."
• Merm- "I say! I wonder what a piscine civilization looks like."
• Frog- "Rather skittery!"
• Frog (sleeping)- "I'll not disturb it."
• Frog (dead)- "Ah. Reminds me of my dissecting days."
• Tentacle- "I say! A monster from the depths!"
• Tentacle Spike- "A boorish animal artifact."
• Tentacle Spots- "A rather eccentric animal artifact."
• Big Tentacle- "Presumably it's attached to something?"
• Baby Tentacle- "Rather unwieldy!"
• Guardian Pig- "I say, old chap! What are you guarding?"
• Werepig- "I say! He's rather hirsute."
• Ghost- "Bah! Ghastly!"
• MacTusk- "I say! He looks jaunty!"
• Wee MacTusk- "I say! He looks like a jaunty fellow!"
• Walrus Tusk- "Ancient societies often find uses for tusks."
• Tam o' Shanter- "I feel at the top o' my game!"
• Mosquito- "Blasted bugs! Away with you!"
• Mosquito (held)- "Rather less annoying when captured."
• Mosquito Sack- "Makes things a touch more sanguine."
• Nearby Mosquitoes- "Bah! There are mosquitos about."
• Cave Spider- "Shy little fellow."
• Spitter- "I say! That's rather rude!"
• Batilisk- "I say! They'll drive one batty!"
• Meat Bulb- "Alluring!"
• Fleshy Bulb- "I say! I could plant it!"
• Eyeplant- "Ra-ther! It's quite ghoulish!"
• Slurper- "Rather parasitic."
• Slurper Pelt- "I say! A pelt could be quite useful!"
• Dangling Depth Dweller- "An abseiling arachnid!"
• Depths Worm (emerged)- "That was rather unexpected!"
• Depths Worm (lure)- "I believe it's just a plant."
• Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Rather odd..."
• Ewecus- "I say, that's an ugly creature."
• Steel Wool- "It's quite durable."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Beefalo- "I say, that is quite the hide!"
• Beefalo (follower)- "I seem to have picked up a straggler."
• Beefalo (sleeping)- "Lethargic."
• Beefalo (naked)- "Haw haw! It's quite amusing shaved like that."
• Beefalo (domesticated)- "
• Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "
• Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "
• Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "
• Beefalo Wool- "A souvenir."
• Beefalo Horn- "A rather useful trophy."
• Baby Beefalo- "Rather captivating."
• Nearby Bees- "The bees are stirring."
• Bee- "They're rather busy!"
• Killer Bee- "Rather pokey insects."
• Bee (held)- "Its humming is rather tedious."
• Killer Bee (held)- "Captured for future use."
• Stinger- "The artifact from a bee."
• Pig (normal and sleeping)- "Rather curious porcine humanoid."
• Pig (follower)- "I have acquired a party."
• Pig (dead)- "I say!"
• Pig Skin- "Rather useful in many civilizations."
• Bunnyman and Beardlord- "I say! It's an upright cuniculus!"
• Bunny Puff- "A gluteal artifact."
• Koalefant- "I say! That's a rare beast!"
• Winter Koalefant- "I say! That trunk would make a cozy vest."
• Pengull- "They appear quite organized."
• Rock Lobster- "I say! He seems craggy!"
• Slurtle- "Curious, it's shell is an ancient helm!"
• Snurtle- "A well armoured source of slime."
• Slurtle Slime- "Glutinous and illuminating."
• Broken Shell- "Bother! It shattered."
• Shelmet- "I feel rather Grecian."
• Snurtle Shell Armor- "Quite durable!"
• Splumonkey- "I say, throwing poop is rather uncivilized!"

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Butterfly- "A first rate addition to a butterfly collection."
• Butterfly (held)- "One wishes one had a killing jar..."
• Crow- "Ah! A corvus!"
• Redbird- "Rather paltry."
• Snowbird- "Handsome."
• Crow, Redbird, & Snowbird (held)- "A bird in the hand..."
• Jet & Crimson Feather- "A feathered artifact."
• Azure Feather- "A handsome feathered artifact."
• Gobbler- "Rather noisy bird."
• Eye Bone- "Quite an amalgamation."
• Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "I say, is it...sleeping?"
• Eye Bone (ashes)- "The artifact of a captivating bone."
• Chester- "I seem to have picked up a pet."
• Rabbit and Beardling- "I say! Is it rabbiting season?"
• Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "Captured!"
• Fireflies- "I should like to capture those."
• Fireflies (held)- "Rather useful, these."
• Mandrake (planted)- "Quite a cacophony!"
• Mandrake (follower)- "Infernal caterwauling!"
• Mandrake (dead)- "More pleasant to be around like this."
• Mandrake (cooked)- "Simple yet satisfying."
• Mandrake (knocked out by)- "I say, I finally have a bit of peace and quiet."

Mobs - Tallbird family

• Tallbird- "A fantastic feathered monstrosity!"
• Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "I say! That egg would make a fine breakfast."
• Tallbird Nest (empty)- "It appears all its eggs have hatched."
• Tallbird Egg- "The egg of those marvelous birds."
• Fried Tallbird Egg- "Rather edible."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg- "I say! It appears to be hatching!"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "It's rather overheated."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Quite chilly just now."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "It's certainly taking its time."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Patience is a virtue."
• Smallbird- "Quite dimunitive."
• Smallbird (hungry)- "Rather thin."
• Smallbird (starving)- "I say! It looks famished!"
• Smallish Tallbird- "A rather youthful fellow."
• Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "A bit peckish."
• Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Quite underfed."
• Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "I say, old chap, you insult me!

Mobs - Bosses

• Treeguard- "I say! He's rather combatative for a conifer!"
• Treeguard (lumpy)- "A rather pitiful pine."
• Spider Queen- "I say! She seems annoyed."
• Spiderhat- "A horrifying hat!"
• Deerclops- "I say! He looks quite irate!"
• Deerclops Eyeball- "A first-rate trophy!"
• Ancient Guardian- "I say! He rather doesn't want me to be here!"
• Guardian's Horn- "A horn from that rather savage beast."

Mobs - Other

• Maxwell- "Rather arrogant chap."
• Pig King- "Fascinting! I wonder if he'd be open to negotiations."
• Wes (trapped)- "He's been trapped!"
• Abigail- "

Food - Meats

• Egg- "I do enjoy a good egg for breakfast."
• Egg (cooked)- "A competent meal."
• Meat- "I could use this as food!"
• Cooked Meat- "Rather bland without some seasoning."
• Jerky- "A light meal whilst on the hunt."
• Morsel- "Properly prepared it might make for a tea time snack."
• Cooked Morsel- "Would hardly qualify as a snack."
• Small Jerky- "Rather useful for eating while on the move."
• Monster Meat- "Rather grotesque."
• Cooked Monster Meat- "That does not look agreeable."
• Monster Jerky- "Not fit for a civilized gentleman."
• Leafy Meat- "Fascinating! Meat from agriculture."
• Cooked Leafy Meat- "Quaint, but it'll do."
• Drumstick- "A bit of meat in need of cooking."
• Fried Drumstick- "Rather more tasty in this state."
• Fish- "I've caught it!"
• Cooked Fish- "Rather bland, but edible."
• Eel- "A slippery fish."
• Cooked Eel- "Tolerable, but not exquisite."
• Koalefant Trunk & Winter Koalefant Trunk- "He'll not miss it."
• Koalefant Trunk Steak- "I prefer to nose a good whiskey."
• Frog Legs- "A delicacy when cooked."
• Cooked Frog Legs- "Ah yes! Some cuisses de grenouille."
• Batilisk Wing- "Ghastly!"
• Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Rather gamey."

Food - Fruits

• Berries- "Rather elementary. But perhaps one can add them to a recipe."
• Roasted Berries- "A touch better than eating them raw."
• Cave Banana- "I'll not eat it straight from the tree like that."
• Cooked Cave Banana- "I do enjoy a nice cooked banana."
• Dragon Fruit- "Rather more bland than it looks."
• Prepared Dragon Fruit- "A touch more tasty like this."
• Durian- "Bah! Odious fruit."
• Extra Smelly Durian- "Still odious but a touch more palatable."
• Pomegranate- "A seedy fruit."
• Sliced Pomegranate- "Archaic, but edible."

Food - Vegetables

• Carrot- "I rather prefer them roasted."
• Roasted Carrot- "Ahh. Good for the digestion."
• Corn- "A nice corn dish would go great with dinner."
• Popcorn- "Quite extraordinary!"
• Eggplant- "Rather in need of roasting."
• Braised Eggplant- "A bit of roasted vegetable is good for ones innards."
• Pumpkin- "A stable vegetable."
• Hot Pumpkin- "Hearty."
• Red Cap- "Rather dangerous to mess with this fungus."
• Cooked Red Cap- "Rather unsound to consume."
• Green Cap- "A strange irrational fungus."
• Cooked Green Cap- "Consuming cooked mushrooms is a tad more level headed."
• Blue Cap- "Experimenting with fungus is rather audacious."
• Cooked Blue Cap- "Quite intoxicating."
• Glow Berry- "I say, this is a curious piece of fruit."
• Lichen- "Rather prefer these cooked."

Food - Crock Pot

• Bacon and Eggs- "Eggs and a rasher of bacon does improve ones constitution."
• Butter Muffin- "An ornate bit of baking."
• Dragonpie- "Pie for desert. How urbane!"
• Fishsticks- "A bit of refined food."
• Fish Tacos- "Quite worldly."
• Fist Full of Jam- "Ahh. Like grand-mama used to make."
• Froggle Bunwich- "Thank goodness for the Earl's invention."
• Fruit Medley- "A wide assortment of fruit."
• Honey Ham- "A proper meal for the properly civilized."
• Honey Nuggets- "A sweet treat."
• Kabobs- "Meat on a stick. What a novel idea!"
• Mandrake Soup- "Invigorating!"
• Meatballs- "Ahh. A proper meal."
• Meaty Stew- "Quite hardy."
• Monster Lasagna- "I prefer my meals sans hair, thank you."
• Pierogi- "Quite savory."
• Powdercake- "Bah! It's barely fit for an animal!"
• Pumpkin Cookies- "I say! What a treat!"
• Ratatouille- "A proper meal."
• Stuffed Eggplant- "Quite delectable."
• Taffy- "I do enjoy a bit of toffee."
• Turkey Dinner- "I should like this with some figgy pudding."
• Unagi- "I say! Rather enjoyable when prepared this way."
• Waffles- "A Belgian delicacy!"
• Wet Goop- "Bah! Quite inedible."

Food - Other

• Seeds- "I should plant these."
• Carrot Seeds- "It would behoove me to plant this in a garden."
• Corn Seeds- "I do enjoy growing corn."
• Dragon Fruit Seeds- "I should plant these."
• Durian Seeds- "Seeds of the odious fruit."
• Eggplant Seeds- "I should like to plant these."
• Pomegranate Seeds- "This will grow some pomegranates."
• Pumpkin Seeds- "Seeds for a pumpkin."
• Toasted Seeds- "Barely suitable for tea time."
• Honey- "Nectar of the gods!"
• Butterfly Wings- "Charming!"
• Butter- "A dab of butter makes it better."
• Rot- "Blast! It's gone bad!"
• Rotten Egg- "Odious!"
• Phlegm- "Quite!"

Misc Items

• Blueprint- "This shall be put to good use."
• Gears- "Rather practical for clockwork contraptions."
• Ashes- "Rather ashen."
• Ashes of item- "Bah! There's nothing left to study!"
• Red Gem- "A torrid gem."
• Blue Gem- "Chilling beauty."
• Yellow Gem- "Looks like a bit of amber."
• Green Gem- "Huzzah! A jade jackpot!"
• Orange Gem- "I say! This gem appears quite valuable."
• Beard Hair- "I say, this is boorish!"
• Manure- "I say! That's repugnant."
• Guano- "My word!"
• Melty Marbles- "I didn't lose them after all. Haw Haw!"
• Fake Kazoo- "What sort of artifact is this?"
• Gord's Knot- "Looks rather Phrygian!"
• Gnome- "A gnomatic artifact."
• Tiny Rocketship- "What kind of artifact is this?"
• Frazzled Wires- "If there were a trading post I could trade this for something."
• Ball and Cup- "Haw haw! What fun!"
• Hardened Rubber Bung- "I should like a nice soak in the tub."
• Mismatched Buttons- "I've no need for buttons, but I suppose someone might."
• Second-hand Dentures- "What a chattering artifact!"
• Lying Robot- "The artifact of a miniature automaton!"
• Dessicated Tentacle- "A cephalopodic artifact!"
• Dwarf Star- "An illuminating artifact!"

Adventure Mode

• Divining Rod (in starting base)- "Quite refined."
• Divining Rod- "A sophisticated bit of equipment."
• Divining Rod (cold)- "Barely transmitting a hum."
• Divining Rod (warm)- "The quarry is near!"
• Divining Rod (warmer)- "I'm quite close!"
• Divining Rod (hot)- "It's around here somewhere!"
• Divining Rod Holder- "Looks rather sophisticated."
• Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "I'm afraid it needs a key to work."
• Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "It's functioning!"
• Maxwell's Door- "Always up for a bit of adventure."
• Maxwell's Phonograph- "I prefer a robust military march."
• Maxwell's Light- "Curious device."
• Maxwell Statue- "Harrumph. A man not worthy of a statue, if you ask me."
• Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "Harrumph. Rather gauche."
• Sick Worm Hole- "I say, it looks a little under the weather."
• Nightmare Lock- "I shall have to locate the key!"
• Nightmare Throne- "A tad grandiose for my taste."
• Male Character on Nightmare Throne- "Rather ghoulish."
• Female Character on Nightmare Throne- "I say, she's rather grisly."
• Other Character on Nightmare Throne- "A ghastly automaton."

Announcements

• Generic- "It seems I'm not able."
• Failed Adventure Mode- "You have bested me, sir!"
• Freedom- "Unfettered at last!"
• Freezing- "A tad chilly out, don't you think?"
• Battlecry- "Huzzah! To arms!"
• Battlecry (prey)- "I shall eat well tonight!"
• Battlecry (Pig)- "I shall defend my honour!"
• Battlecry (Spider)- "Prepare to meet your doom!"
• Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "For King and Country!"
• Leaving combat- "I'll live to fight another day!"
• Leaving combat (prey)- "I grant you one more day of life."
• Leaving combat (Pig)- "Rather prefer to keep my skin!"
• Leaving combat (Spider)- "Rather more interested in survival, thank you!"
• Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Run away! Run away!"
• Activated a Bee Mine- "The bees are stirring."
• Dusk- "I say, I'd best set up camp."
• Entering light- "Rather more pleasant in the light."
• Entering darkness- "Blasted dark! I can't see!"
• Doing things in the dark- "One can't see in this!"
• Failed to do something- "It seems I'm not able."
• Failed to craft something- "Bah! What could I be missing...?"
• Failed to give something- "
• Trying to sleep during the day- "Plenty of time for sleep tonight."
• Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "Neither the time nor the place for sleep."
• Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I'll sleep after a proper meal."
• Trying to sleep near monsters- "Bah! No time for sleep. I need my wits about me."
• Trying to give item to a busy mob- "Seems a bit preoccupied just now."
• Trying to give item to a dead mob- "A bit too late for gifts, I'm afraid."
• Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "Perhaps when they're awake."
• Not enough fertilizer- "Bah! I'm afraid it requires more manure."
• Hounds are coming- "There are beasts lurking..."
• Depths Worms are coming- "A creature from the depths!"
• Boss is coming- "I say! That fellow looks irate!"
• Inventory full- "I'm afraid I can't carry a single thing more."
• Can't rummage (generic)- "Harrumph. I'm not doing that."
• Can't store (generic/full)- "No more room, I'm afraid."
• Can't store (invalid item)- "It's not the proper place for that."
• Can't bundle (no items)- "Rather devoid of things to wrap at the moment."
• Can't cook (generic)- "Mastery of the culinary arts occasionally eludes me."
• Can't cook (too far)- "Perhaps if I'm a bit closer..."
• Can't draw (no subject)- "I need some sort of reference."
• Can't shave (generic)- "Not possible, I'm afraid."
• Can't shave (nothing left)- "I'm afraid there's nothing left."
• Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "I'd likely have better luck when it's more lethargic."
• Can't write on sign (generic)- "I'll not scribble a word on that!"
• Beefalo in combat, unable to mount- "It's rather busy at the moment."
• Beefalo in combat, unable to saddle- "Rather difficult to do that right now!"
• Unable to build structure (mounted)- "I'm afraid I can't reach that far."
• Eating- "Exquisite!"
• Eating (stale food)- "Not the most savory meal."
• Eating (spoiled food)- "Horrid!"
• Eating (painful food)- "I'd best avoid that in the future."
• Hungry- "I'm feeling rather peckish."
• Triggered trap- "Huzzah! A trap has sprung!"
• Torch out- "My blasted torch went out!"
• Pricked- "Egad! That smarts!"
• Object broken, fixable- "Should be easy enough to repair."
• Earthquake- "A slight tremblor."

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomplishment- "An amusement of some sort."
• Accomplishment completed- "A feat sure to make the annals of the Gentleman's Club!"

Unimplemented

• Maxwell's Head- "Harrumph. Bigheaded blowhard."
• Deadly Feast- "A macabre meal."
• Skull Chest- "What morbid treasures are contained within?"
• Golden Pitchfork- "A rather elegant tool for groundwork."
• Boat- "Its seaworthiness is questionable."
• Home- "Ahh... Base camp."
• Sunk Boat- "I say! That voyage took a nasty turn."
• Lava Pit- "I say! It's a lava pit."
• Lava Pit (normal)- "I say! It's a pit of lava!"
• Lava Pit (low)- "Not as scorching as one might expect."
• Lava Pit (out)- "It's cooled."
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "It's emitting a buzzing sound."
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "Bah! There are mosquitoes about."
• Tree Clump- "I'm afraid the way is blocked."
• Pig Tent- "Rather pungent habitation."
• Poison Frog- "You'll not poison me!"
• Peacock- "Rather immodest fellow."
• Mr. Skittish- "I say! There's something in the depths!"
• Swimming Horror- "Rather horrifying!"
• Beach Turf- "Rather gritty."
• Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "I'd rather not."
• Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "Quite a roaring fire, that."
• COFFEEBOT- "A coffee making automaton. How clever!"
• WOODLEGSSAIL- "Rather unique sail. One wonders if it belongs to someone."
• BIGFISHINGROD- "This will catch a 'wopper'."
• SNAKE_FIRE- "Rather fiery attitude on this one."
• PIKE_SKULL- "Really! That is quite barbaric!"
• Baby Water Beefalo- "I say! It's rather charming!"
• Chicken- "A fowl fellow!"
• Chicken (sleeping)- "It sleeps standing up!"
• Chicken (dead)- "Didn't put up much of a fight."
• Peep Hen- "Foolish fowl!"
• Peep Hen (sleeping)- "Yawn."
• Peep Hen (dead)- "Quite dead."
• Snapdragon- "A rabid root!"
• Snapdragon (sleeping)- "Perhaps one might be able to sneak by..."
• Snapdragon (dead)- "Bah! Almost too easy."
• Zeb- "A striped stooge!"
• Zeb (sleeping)- "Unaware and unarmed. Haw haw!"
• Zeb (dead)- "I shall contact the glue factory."

Removed

• Ice Box- "Every civilized person should have one."