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“Can you hear that? It's adventure calling.”
This page lists Wheeler's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.
Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wheeler's quotes for items found in Hamlet. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.
Tools
Shears- "Time to do some yard work."
Lights
Cork Candle Hat- "Swell. I feel completely safe with an open flame on my head."
Cowl- "Aw... It doesn't even let me fly."
Survival
Bug B'Gone- "This'll keep those tiny flyers grounded."
Bird Whistle- "Maybe this bird whistle will convince a bird to fly me out of here."
Food
Sprinkler- "I'll be honest, I'm probably going to run through it."
Science
Smelter- "It takes the heavy metal and makes it heavier."
Oscillating Fan- "A plane propeller would be better."
Fight
Halberd- "The must-have multi-tool for adventurers."
Cork Bat- "Time for all that stick ball playing to come in handy."
Weevole Mantle- "If only it had those bug wings."
Mant Mask- "Swell. Now I know what it smells like to be an insect."
Mant Suit- "All dressed up and ready to cr'kit."
Fancy Helmet- "Saves me head pain but gives me neck pain."
Tin Suit- "Oof. It's heavier than ballast."
Blunderbuss- "I still like my Pew-matic more."
Structures
Cork Barrel- "Pretty small but I'm desperate for storage space."
Refine
Claw Palm Sapling- "You better be worth the effort."
Magic
Hogus Porkusator- "It's just teasing me with those wings."
Pugalisk Wand- "Look into its eye..."
Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "I've my doubts it'll actually fly, but I'm desperate."- Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Does it actually fly?!"
Living Artifact- "An invitation to adventure."
Root Trunk- "All my storage problems, solved!"
Vortex Cloak- "A deep dark hole full of storage space."
Dress
Gas Mask- "Stylish. I'd wear this even if it didn't save my life."
Pith Hat- "A proper adventuring hat."
Thunderhat- "Won't ground me in a storm."
Nautical
Cork Bowl Canoe- "About as stable as a cork balloon."
Treasure Hunting
Disarming Tools- "Adventuring kit."
Ball Pein Hammer- "So cute and convenient."
Gold Pan- "Swell. A pan with holes in it."
Magnifying Glass- "For finding the tiny hidden treasures. And burning stuff."
City Planning
Lamp Post (off)- "Not much to look at now, but wait'll nighttime."- Lamp Post (on)- "A free light source. I'll take it."
Town House- "As pig houses go, it's decent enough."- Town House (burning)- "Someone's having a bad day."
The Sterling Trough Deli- "Is there a dress code for this fine eating establishment?"- The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "Now where am I going to eat?"
Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "What kind of a general store doesn't sell hot air balloons?"- Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Maybe they'll have a fire sale."
Curly Tails Mud Spa- "Sells incidental things like life-saving medicines."- Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "Swell. I hope they have insurance."
Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "Food!"- Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "Normally cook-outs are thrown outside buildings."
Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "I prefer my seeds launched out the Pew-matic."- Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "Stick a balloon on that and it'll float away."
'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "I could pick up a few odds and ends."- 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "I'll wait until after it's done burning to go inside."
The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "A magic shop with actual magic in it."- The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "Well if you're going to leave fire staffs just laying around..."
The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Nothing as good as the Pew-matic in there."- The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "It wasn't me."
The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "A good hat is always handy for bad hair days."- The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "A bad day for hats."
Swinesbury Academy- "It's full of pig history."- Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "All that history. Up in flames."
Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "Nothing more adventurous than exchanging money."- Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "Can't go in there."
The Tinkerer's Tower- "I suppose balloon blueprints would be too much too ask."- The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "I hope they kept the building blueprints so they can rebuild."
Swinesbury City Hall- "The big pig building in this small pond."- Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "That'll cost some tax dollars to fix."
My City Hall- "Mayor by day, adventurer by night."- My City Hall (burning)- "My schedule just got wide open."
Security Contract- "My own traveling party."
Slanty Shanty- "I'm excited about the extra storage space!"- Slanty Shanty (locked)- "It's a fixer upper but it's close to all the shops."
Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "I guess I'm sleeping rough tonight."
Watch Tower- "The local police station."- Watch Tower (burning)- "Was that an accident or a comment on the local authorities."
Renovate
House Expansion Permit- "Now I can have one room to live in, and one room for all my things."
Demolition Permit- "I have to admit, it's going to be fun smashing down all those walls."
Flooring
Wood Flooring, Marble Flooring, Checkered Flooring, Geometric Tiles Flooring, Wood Panel Flooring, Herringbone Flooring, Hexagon Flooring, and Octagon Flooring- "Swell. It's a floor."
Slate Flooring- "Wish I had this for my balloon."
Sheet Metal Flooring- "Cold on the feet."
Garden Stone Flooring- "All the rage with the outdoorsy types."
Shag Carpet- "Oooh. So soft."
Transitional Flooring- "Am I missing something or is this floor... missing something?"
Curcy Hoof Flooring- "All the rage with the piggy types."
Shelves
Carved Bookshelf, Hutch Shelf, and A-Frame Shelf- "Storage space!"
Basic Bookshelf- "Keeps my things off the ground."
Cinderblock Bookshelf, Ladder Shelf, and Wall Mounted Shelf- "Keeps my things off the floor."
Marble Shelf, Adjustable Shelf, and Pipe Shelf- "Desperately needed storage space."
Glass Shelf- "Fragile but useful."
Industrial Shelf- "More storage space!"
Windowed Cabinet and Hat Tree- "Storage space."
Crates Shelf- "Nothing fancy."
Fridge- "What it lacks in freezing power it gains in storage space."
Floating Shelf- "Keeps my things off the ground. And off-kilter."
Pallet Shelf- "Nothing fancy, but it works."
Plantholders
Basic Plantholder- "It's a plant. Just a plant."
WIP Plantholder, Philodendron Plantholder, Draceana Plantholder, Palm Plantholder, and Fernstand Plantholder- "It's a plant."
Fancy Plantholder, Dishgarden Plantholder, Xerographica Plantholder, ZZ Plantholder, and Marble Plantholder- "Livens up the place a bit."
Bonsai Plantholder and Fern Plantholder- "Makes the place a bit more homey."
Orchid Plantholder- "Smells nice."
Birdcage Plantholder and Terrarium Plantholder- "It's a plant. In a cage."
Plantpet Plantholder- "It looks like a pet. But I'm not fooled."
Traps Plantholder- "Snappy little plants."
Pitcher Plantholder- "Those are pretty enough."
"Character" Tree- "Cheer up, little guy. It's the holidays."
Festive Tree- "I can practically smell the eggnog."
Columns
Planed Wood Column and Millinery Column- "Keeps up the ceiling."
Round Column- "Looks good there."
Lit Marble Column- "Keeps up the roof."
Wall Papers
Wood Paneling- "That's the wall."
Checkered Wall Paper- "A checkered wall."
Floral Wall Paper, Circle Wall Tiling, and Full Wall Moulding- "Nice enough."
Sunflower Wall Paper- "Cheery."
Harlequin Wall Paper- "Makes my eyes go dizzy."
Peagawk Wall Paper- "If only it would make my house fly away."
Orange Wall Paper- "It's okay."
Purple Wall Paper- "Nothing special."
Rope Wall Panneling- "Pretty good knotwork, if I do say so myself."
Marble Wall Tiling- "Fancy."
Fine Wall Tiling- "Can help thinking this belongs in a pig office." [sic]
Upholstered Wall- "Seems like the waste of a perfectly good seat."
Ceiling Lights
Wired Bulb and Cherry Lamp Shade- "A light from above."
Metal Shade Lamp- "A bare bones light source."
Chandelier and Hanging Blooming Lamp- "A subtle choice."
Rope Light and Hanging Floral Lamp- "It's a light. Nothing else."
Dual Rope Light, Blown Glass Bulb- "I can see!"
Tophat Light and Derby Light- "Ready to light up the town."
Wall Decorations
Photo- "I don't know that kid, but I like the frame."
Full Length Mirror- "I can barely see myself in there."
Embroidery Hoop- "I never have time for crafts."
Mosaic, Wreath, and Tasteful Fish Mounting- "One of my many treasures."
Axe- "That's a good place for it."
Hunt- "Still sharp."
Periodic Table- "Science is a great adventure."
Gears Art- "I could stare at this for hours."
Cape- "Elaborate."
No Smoking- "Need that for my balloon."
Black Cat- "I've been there."
Beefalo Mounting- "What are you staring at?"
Chairs
Classic Chair, Horned Chair- "Nice enough."
Corner Chair- "I'll stick that in a corner."
Bench- "A big bench to sit on.
Footrest and Ottoman Chair- "I could put my feet up."
Lounge Chair- "Comfy."- Massager Chair- "Swell. Just swell."
Stuffed Chair- "A nice way to relax."
Rocking Chair- "Gotta keep moving."
Fancy Chaise- "A nice big chair to make my place look homey."
House Upgrades
Cottage Kit- "Some fancy coverings for my home."
Tudor Home Kit- "Well, better get building."
Gothic Home Kit- "For spookying my house up."
Brick Home Kit- "You know this is all for show."
Turreted Home Kit- "You could pop a balloon on that turret spike!"
Villa Kit- "A bundle of things to make my home nice and pretty."
Manor Kit- "If only I could tie a balloon to this and float away."
Doors
Hardwood Door- "More storage space. I like it!"
Stone Archway- "Keep the doorway up while I'm gone adventuring."
Forest Door- "That's not creepy at all."
Wrought Iron Door- "It's a garden gate that leads to a room."
Curtained Door- "All you really need is a curtain."
Industrial Door- "Well, I guess it's not going to fall down, anyway."
Round Doorway- "Is it... going to eat me?"
Gothic Door- "A really fancy door to another room of my stuff."
Windows
Peaked Curtain Window, Peaked Window, Large Square Curtain Window- "It lets in the light."
Round Burlap Window- "I might need new curtains."
Square Window- "Some nice natural light."
Tall Window- "A natural light source."
Tall Curtain Window- "A nice natural light source."
Greenhouse Wall- "Reminds me there's a whole world out there full of advanture."
Rugs
Eye Rug- "Swell."
Square Throw Rug- "Keeps my toes warm."
Oval Rug- "Pretty little rug."
Large Rug, Hedgehog Rug, Hoofprint Rug, and Soccer Rug- "A pretty little rug."
Fur Throw Rug- "Keeps my toes cozy."
Porcupus Rug- "I took all the quills out. I think."
Octagon Rug- "Brightens up the place."
Swirl Rug- "Making me dizzy."
Catcoon Rug- "It was dead when I found it."
Rubbermat Rug- "Nice and soft."
Web Rug- "Not as sticky as you might think."
Metal Rug- "Bare bones. Actually bare metal."
Wormhole Rug- "A rug tribute to a fallen wormhole."
Braid Rug- "I braided it myself."
Beard Rug- "Don't ask where the hair came from."
Nailbed Rug- "Swell. Just swell."
Crime Rug- "I'm not going to ask."
Lamps
Fringe Lamp- "Nice enough light."
Stainglass Lamp- "Nice enough light. It works."
Downbridge Lamp and Orb Lamp- "It works."
Dual Embroidered Lamp and Glass lamp- "Nice enough."
Ceramic Lamp- "It's all right."
Dual Fringes Lamp and Candelabra Lamp- "It's a light. And it works."
Elizabethan Lamp- "A light source."
Gothic Lamp, Upturn Lamp, Dual Upturn Lamp, and Adjustable Lamp- "A source of light."
Bellshade Lamp and Crystals Lamp- "Well, it works. What more can you ask for?"
Spool Lamp, Right Angle Lamp, and Fancy Lamp- "A lamp."
Edison Lamp- "One of those fancy light bulbs."
Tables
Round Table- "Every place needs a table."
Hard Wood Desk- "Every place needs a desk."
DIY Table- "It works."
College Table- "Whatever works."
Crate Table- "I'm not picky."
Chess Table- "I guess I could play myself."
Nature - Plants
Claw Palm Tree- "Strange kind of wood it's got there."- Claw Palm Tree (burning)- "
Claw Palm Tree (burnt)- "
Claw Palm Tree (stump)- "
Cork- "A light material but not sturdy enough to make a balloon with."- Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "
Rainforest Tree- "Those are pretty leaves."- Rainforest Tree (burning)- "Where's the fire department when you need them?"
Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "Still good for charcoal."
Rainforest Tree (stump)- "I believe that was my doing."
Sick Rainforest Tree- "Not exactly the picture of health."
Cocooned Tree- "Not really a 'tree climbing' tree."
Jungle Burr- "This would look good coming out of the Pew-matic."
Rainforest Tree Sapling- "Swell. Another tree."
Tea Tree- "But how do I make tea from it?"- Tea Tree (burning)- "
Tea Tree (burnt)- "
Tea Tree (stump)- "
Seed Pod- "Good enough to eat. Or fire out the Pew-matic."
Tea Tree Sapling- "It's a baby tree. It'll grow."
Tuber Tree- "A tree made of tubers! That'll be an adventure."
Tall Grass- "Tall grass like that is going to need a machete."- Tall Grass (cut)- "It'll be overgrown in no time."
- Tall Grass (burning)- "All those bugs have nowhere to hide now."
Exotic Flower- "You can never have too many flowers. Or projectiles."
Aloe (planted)- "I'll take that, thank you very much."
Asparagus (planted)- "That looks like food! Let's hope it tastes like food."
Radish (planted)- "Those look like radishes!"
Nettle Vine- "Smells like it's up to something."- Nettle Vine (picked)- "Hurry up and grow! I need those leaves!"
- Nettle Vine (withered)- "Not having fun here."
- Nettle Vine (moist)- "Oh. It likes the water."
Nettle Plant (held)- "I'm no gardener but I think this does better when it's in the ground."
Bramble- "It's never easy, is it?"
Bramble Bloom- "I know a valuable thing when I see it."
Hanging Vine- "Vines. Gotta love 'em."
Great Leafy Stalk- "That's a big tree."
Lotus Plant- "Almost worth getting my feet wet for that."
Lily Pad- "A little too heavy to use for a balloon."
Reeds (water)- "Definitely going to need more of these."
Lawn Decoration- "Everyone needs a hobby."- Lawn Decoration (burning)- "Finally we have proof that trees will burn."
- Lawn Decoration (burnt)- "I was never really partial to it anyway."
Hedge- "Not really one for city landscaping."
Hedge (untrimmed)- "Needs a haircut. And I need money."- Hedge (burning)- "This town needs a fire department."
- Hedge (burnt)- "It's burnt down."
Intricate Topiary- "It's... interesting?"
Magic Flower- "You stay right there until I need you."
Weathered Branch- "Maybe I can get some wood out of it."
Weathered Shrub- "Swell. Another bush. How unusual."
Weathered Stick- "Someone left their junk lying around."
Weathered Tree- "Just an old tree."
Weathered Trunk- "Hope that bird doesn't break me in half like that."
Nature - Objects
Stone Slab- "My grandma taught me to always look under rocks."
Dung Pile- "Normally I'm all for getting my hands dirty but..."- Dung Pile (picked)- "What happens in the jungle, stays in the jungle."
Dung Ball- "Huh. It's almost like nobody wants a ball of poop."
Thundernest- "Full of iron."
Iron Hulk (head)- "Are you aware you're missing the rest of your body?"
Iron Hulk (hand)- "Where's the rest of you?"
Iron Hulk (ribs)- "I like it better when it's not awake."
Iron Hulk (foot)- "Well, it's better than facing two left feet."- Large Iron Hulk (partially assembled)- "How much am I going to regret putting that all together?"
Iron Ore- "Well it's not good balloon material."
Sparkling Pool- "A sparkly pool. A little too sparkly."
Gold Dust- "Hardly worth holding onto. If I could find more of it though..."
Gnat Mound- "Not bad, for a mound full of bugs."
Farm House- "I thought they would've built their home out of straw."- Farm House (burning)- "They're not sleeping there tonight."
- Quarry Lodgings- "Looks like they put all those rocks into building a house."
- Quarry Lodgings (burning)- "Huh. Wouldn't think stone would burn that well."
Secret Bandit Camp- "If you're going to hide a treasure, don't put a fancy feather on it."
Cave Cleft- "Those bats are wasting their time in a cave when they should be outside flying."- Ruinous Entrance- "
Mant Hill- "Can't get more adventurous than going into a giant insect nest."
Crumbling Brazier- "Complementary torches! They really know how to treat a gal right!"
Ancient Wall- "Looks like it's been wallpapered."
Fountain of Youth- "The legendary Fountain of Youth! I've found it."
Ominous Carving- "That looks... ominous."- Teetering Pillar- "Looks sturdy enough."
Petrified Egg (1)- "Parts of an egg."
Petrified Egg (2)- "Please let it belong to a bird and not a reptile."
Petrified Egg (3)- "Someone making scrambled eggs?"
Petrified Egg (4)- "It's an egg shell. I don't suppose there's a bird around."
Rusty Lamp- "Maybe it's good for parts?"
Weathered House- "Well, they probably have a nice view."
Nature - Caves
Spooky Hole- "If that comes down, the whole place could collapse."
Stone Plug- "Time to get back to 'reality'."- Unimportant Rock Pillar- "Could be the only thing here doing any work."
Nature - Ruinous Caves
A Smashing Pot- "Never pass up an opportunity to smash a pot."- Decorative Holes?- "Has the distinct look of a boobytrap."
Nasty Spear Trap- "Haha! I'm still standing, trap!"- File:Busted Spear Trap.pngBusted Spear Trap- "You've lost your ambushing privileges."
Tempting Idol- "I'll need to get that totem free to take it back to the pigs."
Eroding Totem- "The pigs only want the top part. How do I get it free?"- Crumbling Visage- "Missing something... like its body."
Pressure Plate- "I know a pressure plate when I see one."
Striking Carving- "That's a trap if I've ever seen it."
Striking Statue- "I'm going to go ahead and assume that's a trap."- Suspicious Crack- "Not conspicuous at all."
- Unimportant Pillar- "Looks like the only thing holding the roof up."
- Vines- "This place needs a gardener."
Wall Brazier- "Complementary torches! They really know how to treat a gal right!"
Wishing Well- "I wish... I could fly away from here."
End's Well- "I'm going to avoid drinking that water."
Aporkalypse Calendar- "If only I could turn time back to before I crashed here."
Nature - Mant Hill
Antcomb Home- "Full of bundled up big baby bugs."
Honey Chest- "I need the storage space, but I want the honey."
Lamp- "Oh good. That keeps my hands free."
Mant Warrior Egg- "Better get dodging, Wheeler."
Stalacmite Throne- "I bet she was guarding some kind of treasure."
Nature - Palace
Palace- "Ohh! A castle adventure. I love those."
Royal Gallery Exhibit- "A tribute to someone else's adventures."
Turfs
Lawn Turf, Cultivated Turf, Dense Turf, Rainforest Turf, Wild Plains Turf, Painted Sand Turf, and Mossy Turf- "Do I really need to drag this dirt around with me?"
Flat Stone Turf- "Do I really need to drag these stones around with me?"
Stone Road Turf- "Do I really need to drag this road around with me?"
Beard Hair Rug- "Do I really need to drag this facial hair around with me?"
Mobs - Monsters
- Ancient Spirit- "Why do ancient ruins always have to be haunted?"
Giant Grub- "My guess is he's not too interested in making friends."
Gnat Swarm- "Normally I like being around flyers, but I'll make an exception."
Hanging Vine- "If I didn't know any better, I'd think that vine wants my stuff."
Mant Warrior- "Swell. This one's angry."
Masked Pig- "Don't like your attitude, but I admire your sense of style."
Swashy Hat- "An adventuring hat, if I've ever seen one."
Bandit Stash Map- "Time to burgle from the burglar."
Poison Dartfrog- "Are you aware of how annoying you are?"
Poison Dartfrog (sleeping)- "Probably dreaming of stealing my stuff."
Poison Dartfrog (dead)- "Gotta be honest, I'm not going to miss you."
Rabid Beetle- "Probably just agitated because it can't fly well."
Rabid Beetle (sleeping)- "Quite the snorer."
Rabid Beetle (dead)- "Not too sorry about that."
Scorpion- "Keep your stinger to yourself, mister!"
Scorpion (sleeping)- "I'll just sneak by..."
Scorpion (dead)- "I'll be honest, I don't care."
Snaptooth Seedling- "I like you guys better when you're old and can't move around so much."
Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "All tuckered out after a day of terrorizing."
Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "It died so young. So young and so horrible."
Snaptooth Flytrap- "Excuse me while I avoid you entirely."
Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "Sleeping on the job. Not that I have a problem with that."
Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "I'm not going to cry over that."
Spider Monkey- "Because being a giant ape wasn't enough, you had to add spider legs."
Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "I'm just going to sneak by..."
Spider Monkey (dead)- "It's better this way."
Vampire Bat- "A misuse of flying abilities."
Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "If I could only steal its wings while its asleep." [sic]
Vampire Bat (dead)- "Grounded for good."
Pig Skin?- "Hmmm... never noticed those bats had a springy tail."
Viper- "Don't want to bother you. I'll just be on my way."
Weevole- "Aggravating bugs! A complete waste of wings."
Weevole Carapace- "Light enough to fire out the Pew-matic."
Mobs - Neutral Animals
Elder Mandrake- "Mind not eating me, I have adventuring to do."
Hippopotamoose- "He likes making waves."
Hippopotamoose Antler- "Maybe I could use it as a hatrack. Or a hat."
Mant- "Travel. See the world. Meet some interesting insects."
Mant (sleeping)- "I'll just sneak on by."
Mant (dead)- "I won't step on it out of respect."
Platapine- "Excuse me while I avoid your quills."
Platapine (sleeping)- "Stay asleep so I can get that lotus flower."
Platapine (dead)- "Spun himself to death."
Platapine Quill- "You could poke someone's eye out with this."
Pog- "You're cute. You'd be cuter as a cat."- Pog (follower)- "Swell. Another mouth to feed."
Pog (sleeping)- "Finally, it stopped eating."
Pog (Aporkalypse)- "Are you aware that you're terrifying now?"
Royal Guard- "Not looking to cause any trouble here, officer."- Royal Guard (sleeping)- "Doesn't seem like he gets the concept of guarding."
- Royal Guard (palace variant)- "Looks like he'd be a good adventuring companion."
- Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "Doesn't inspire a lot of confidence."
Mobs - Passive Animals
Banker- "He likes the shiny things."- Banker (sleeping)- "Someone's liable to rob him like this."
Beautician- "A lady who likes her feathers."- Beautician (sleeping)- "No pillow. Maybe that's what she needs all those feathers for."
Collector- "Someone who appreciates the junk I find on my adventures."- Collector (sleeping)- "Should I poke him to see if he's still alive?"
Erudite- "A purveyor of fine esoteric interests."- Erudite (sleeping)- "All that nightmare fuel must give her nightmares."
Farmer- "A simple pig with simple desires. Namely, that I don't steal his stuff."- Farmer (sleeping)- "No doubt dreaming of a bedroom."
Florist- "Personally, my interests go beyond flower petals, but to each their own."- Florist (sleeping)- "Couldn't even make it to her home."
Hatmaker- "What's she so happy about? I probably don't want to know."- Hatmaker (sleeping)- "Sweet dreams."
Hunter- "Looks like someone who's been in a lot of fights."- Hunter (sleeping)- "Maybe he just likes to sleep under the stars."
Mayor Truffleston- "In all my adventures, I've never been able to escape bureaucracy."- Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "You'd think a fancy pig like him would have a home to go to."
Miner- "You like rocks? Just plain old everyday rocks? Okay..."- Miner (sleeping)- "So tired he didn't even make it back to his home."
Professor- "Ah! Someone who appreciates all my archeological finds."- Professor (sleeping)- "Probably dreaming of adventures."
Pig Queen- "Dorothea Maybelle Wheeler at your service, your majesty. [sic]"
Shopkeep- "Someone who appreciates her town's landscaping."- Shopkeep (sleeping)- "I'm going to go out on a limb and say she's tired."
Usher- "You look like you've seen your share of adventures."- Usher (sleeping)- "Aw... so cute."
Worker- "Swell. He can fix a house but not a balloon."- Worker (sleeping)- "I guess his home is still a work in progress."
Kingfisher- "What an aerodynamic beak!"
Kingfisher (sleeping)- "Like me, it probably dreams of flying."
Kingfisher (dead)- "I'll miss him."
Parrot- "Beautiful wings. Can I use 'em?"
Parrot (sleeping)- "Sweet dreams."
Parrot (dead)- "Rests in peace."
Pigeon- "Fly! Fly away from here! And take me with you."
Pigeon (sleeping)- "Probably having one of those flying dreams."
Pigeon (dead)- "Always sad to see a fellow flyer go down."
Dung Beetle- "Swell. A giant bug on a giant ball of poop."
Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "At least it smells a little better now."
Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "Just screaming to be stepped on."
Dung Beetle (dead)- "Someone should write a eulogy. Not me, but someone."
Glowfly- "A flyer and a glower. My new best friend."
Glowfly (sleeping)- "Wake up and glow for me!"
Glowfly (dead)- "I guess it can't fly me out of here now."
Glowfly (cocoon)- "Aww... It's wrapped up all nice and cozy."
Pangolden- "I don't actually mind picking up his poop."
Peagawk- "Has the eyesight for flying but not the wings for it."
Peagawk (hiding)- "Something's hiding in there."
Peagawk (sleeping)- "Maybe I can just pluck out one of those feathers..."
Peagawk (dead)- "I promise, I will go on without you!"
Peagawk Plume- "Normally I don't mind feathers, but this one keeps staring at me."
Piko- "Has more storage space in its cheeks than I do in my pockets."
Piko (sleeping)- "At least it doesn't steal in its sleep."
Piko (dead)- "Sad. It only wanted to steal things."
Orange Piko- "Has a strangely caffeinated smell."
Thunderbird- "Work on making those wings fly instead of zapping people."
Thunder Feather- "For a feather, it feels pretty heavy."
Mobs - Bosses
Pugalisk- "Time to use those dodging skills, Wheeler."
Snake Bone- "No meat on this bone, but I bet it'd be good for a soup."
Petrifying Bones- "It conveniently dug its own grave."
Pugalisk Skull- "It's dead. Why do I feel like it's still staring at me?"
Queen Womant- "Ma'am, this is no way to treat a guest!"
Royal Crown- "Something about this tells me it belongs to royalty."
Ancient Herald- "You must be a riot at parties."
Dark Tatters- "Swell. Ripped clothes from that creepy thing."
Large Iron Hulk- "I probably should have let you sleep."
Infused Iron- "Was it glowing like that before?"
Mobs - Other
Maxameleon- "Are you deliberately avoiding me?"
BFB (head)- "Yes! Fly me away from here!"
BFB (leg)- "Maybe if I can hang onto its legs, I can fly again."
BFB (tail)- "Those feathers look big enough to lift me off the ground."
Wilba (locked)- "
Food - Meats
Poison Dartfrog Legs- "How adventurous am I feeling today?"
Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "Meat on a stick. Well... a bone."
Gummy Slug- "Swell. A slimy thing I found under a rock."
Cooked Gummy Slug- "How adventurous am I feeling today?"
Food - Vegetables
Aloe- "Low cost medicine."
Cooked Aloe- "I cooked away some of the medication."
Asparagus- "I always eat my vegetables. Or launch them out the Pew-matic."
Cooked Asparagus- "Smells surprisingly good."
Bean Bugs- "Bugs or beans or something in between?"
Cooked Bean Bugs- "How adventurous am I feeling today?"
Lotus Flower- "Looks edible."
Cooked Lotus Root- "Not the first time I've eaten flowers."
Nettle- "Smells like relief."
Radish- "Little Pew-matic pellets that came from the ground."
Cooked Radish- "Spicy! I like it!"
Tuber- "How adventurous am I feeling?"
Fried Tuber- "A nice meal of tubers."
Blooming Tuber- "It's ripe. Well ripe-ish."
Fried Blooming Tuber- "So good I'll even eat the flower."
Food - Crock Pot
Asparagus Soup- "Watery vegetables. Mmmm... mmmm!"
Feijoada- "Those beans finally stopped jumping."
Gummy Cake- "Mmmm... grub."
Hard Shell Tacos- "Swell. Bug cuisine."
Iced Tea- "I prefer it cold anyway."
Nettle Rolls- "The cure is only slightly better than the ailment."
Snake Bone Soup- "A good soup made from bad things."
Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "It could be spicier."
Steamed Ham Sandwich- "I thought I was having steamed clams."
Tea- "You can barely taste the rodent."
Food - Other
Clippings- "Swell. A handful of leaves. Maybe someone will want them."
Cooked Seed Pod- "For chewing or pew-ing."
Flytrap Stalk- "Hope this comes in handy. Otherwise that flytrap died for nothing."
Nectar- "Now to find something that'll make this into something good."
Magic Water- "Another life of adventure!"
Aloe Seeds- "I could grow something. Or I could launch something."
Asparagus Seeds- "To shove in the ground or launch through the air."
Radish Seeds- "Ammo! Or food, whichever."
Misc Items
Oinc- "Good for buying projectiles. Or being projectiles."
Tenpiece Oinc- "Moving up in the world."
Centapiece Oinc- "You know what Wheeler, you deserve a treat."- Lost Idol- "Looks like something the pig history buffs would like."
Lost Totem- "Pig history. Someone's bound to love this."
Relic Fragment- "This belongs in a museum."
The Blue Sow- "Looks fancy. And royal. And it looks like a pig."
The Jeweled Truffle- "Well it's valuable to someone."
Pherostone- "Now I can make small talk with the big bugs."
Alloy- "Heavy metal made heavier."
Chitin- "I'm going to need more of these."
Stalking Stick- "Dried flytrap stalks really put a spring in my step."
Deed of home ownership- "Normally I'm not a homebody, but I do need a place to keep my stuff."
Regal Scepter- "Looks good enough to bonk someone on the head with."
Royal Gallery Key- "Locks and keys. The cornerstone of every good adventure."
Key to the City- "Swell. Now I can be responsible for a whole city."- Statue of Queen Malfalfa- "Swell. A stone dolly."
Post Card of the Royal Palace- "Do they have mail service around here?"
Can of Silly String- "It's an inferior Pew-matic."
Noxious Cloud- "Not a cloud I'm fond of flying through."
Announcements
- Can't buy item (generic)- "Why is it even in here if it's not for sale?"
- Can't buy item (not enough money)- "I need to improve my finances first."
- Cannot enter building (generic)-"Swell. A door that won't open."
- Cannot enter building (locked)- "I'll find a way to open it, somehow."
- Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "I'll get back there one day."
- Coughing- "COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!"
- Digging in Dung Pile-
- "Swell."
- "Just great."
- "I'll put this in my memoir."
- Fog coming-
- "This %s is suffocating."
- "This %s is just too hot!"
- Hay Fever starting- "Allergiesch. What allergiesch?"
- Hay Fever ending- "My face stopped leaking. Allergy season must be over."
- Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
- "Agh. It has to have a soft spot somewhere!"
- "No good, I need another way!"
- "Think, Wheeler, think!"
- Putting on Living Artifact- "Adventure!"
- Sneezing- "AchooOO!"
- Vampire Bats are coming- "Flying rats. This should be exciting."
| Characters | |
| Don't Starve |           |
| Reign of Giants |   |
| Shipwrecked |     |
| Hamlet |    |
| Don't Starve Together |       |
| Removed |  |
| Unimplemented |         |
| Other |        Minor Characters |