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This page lists Webber's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click on PC, press Y on Xbox One, or press the Triangle button on PS4 to examine items and objects.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Webber's quotes for items found in Don't Starve. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Axe- "Chop and chop."
• Luxury Axe- "Life is okay when you've got a golden axe."
• Shovel- "Maybe we can tunnel our way out?"
• Regal Shovel- "We're gonna dig so many holes."
• Pickaxe- "Rocks will be ours!"
• Opulent Pickaxe- "The finest pickaxe of them all."
• Razor- "I watched my father use one of these."
• Hammer- "Chaos and destruction!"
• Pitchfork- "A good tool to play in the dirt."
• Feather Pencil- "Haha! It tickles!"
• Brush- "It's more scratchy than anything."
• Saddle- "We ride!"
• War Saddle- "We'll have lots of fun riding on this."
• Glossamer Saddle- "It's a saddle made out of spidersnacks!"
• Saddlehorn- "Leaves the beast nakey."
• Salt Lick- "We really regret licking it. Blech."

Lights

• Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Sure beats the cold. And darkness."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "That fire is huge!"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Nice and warm."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a touch low."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "We should put something on the fire before it goes out."
• Campfire (out)- "Well, that's done."
• Fire Pit (out)- "Well, that's done. But not forever!"
• Torch- "This should keep us safe."
• Miner Hat- "A handy light for our head."
• Pumpkin Lantern- "Just like we used to make at home!"
• Lantern- "We have captured the sun."

Survival

• Backpack- "It's like a second abdomen we can store things in."
• Piggyback- "It holds so much stuff!"
• Bird Trap- "Come to our web trap, birds!"
• Bug Net- "Good thing we're an arachnid."
• Fishing Rod- "I miss grandpa's fishing trips."
• Straw Roll- "Musty but relaxing."
• Fur Roll- "I miss being able to properly feel a nice bedroll."
• Tent- "We should get some rest."
• Trap- "Now we can catch some food!"
• Honey Poultice- "A bandage for our booboos."
• Healing Salve- "Soothing."
• Umbrella- "This should keep some of the rain off of us."
• Compass-
  • N- "North!"
  • S- "South!"
  • E- "East!"
  • W- "West!"
  • NE- "Northeast!"
  • SE- "Southeast!"
  • NW- "Northwest!"
  • SW- "Southwest!"
• Compass (generic)- "No reading!"
• Bundling Wrap- "Let's cocoon something for later!"
• Bundled Supplies- "That's one of my favorite things!"

Food

• Crock Pot (empty)- "Food goes in, other food comes out."
• Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "It won't be done for a while."
• Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Almost ready!"
• Crock Pot (finished)- "Supper is served."
• Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
• Bee Box- "It's a box with bees in it."
• Bee Box (no honey)- "There's no honey inside."
• Bee Box (some honey)- "Work faster, bees!"
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "It's full to brimming."
• Farm- "I'll have a go at this farming thing."
• Farm (growing)- "C'mooon, plants!"
• Farm (finished)- "We're master farmers!"
• Farm (needs fertilizer)- "The soil is dried up."
• Ice Box- "Spoil not, food supplies!"
• Drying Rack- "It's not doing us much good empty!"
• Drying Rack (drying)- "Is it done yet? I'm hungry."
• Drying Rack (finished)- "Food time!"

Science

• Science Machine- "It's like a science lab in here!"
• Alchemy Engine- "Father used to work on something like that."
• Thermal Measurer- "How hot is it, Mr. Thermal Measurer?"
• Rainometer- "It must be powered by magic."
• Lightning Rod- "This might keep us safe."
• Lightning Rod (charged)- "It looks all glowy!"
• Gunpowder- "We're getting good at making stuff."

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomploshrine- "It gives me a goal in life."

Fight

• Spear- "We should stick things with the pointy part."
• Ham Bat- "An interesting way to use food."
• Boomerang- "Boomerangarangarang!"
• Boomerang (hit self)- "It hurts us when we don't catch it."
• Blow Dart- "Same as blowing bubbles."
• Sleep Dart- "Airborne sleeping agent."
• Fire Dart- "One step above blowing hot air."
• Football Helmet- "We could be good at football, much better than I was!"
• Grass Suit- "It just feels like more hair."
• Log Suit- "Wood you like to fight?"
• Marble Suit- "Marbelous protection!"
• Bee Mine- "Would you bee mine?"
• Tooth Trap- "This will hurt our enemies."

Structures

• Birdcage- "It's the jail."
• Birdcage (occupied)- "Jailbird."
• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "You have to sleep to survive in the jail."
• Pig House- "A tall house for a fat pig."
• Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "I can see a pig through the window!"
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Why do they hate me?"
• Rabbit Hutch- "Just like grandpa said, 'You live in what you eat.'"
• Hay Wall (held)- "Some grass tied together."
• Hay Wall- "This will keep all sorts of things out!"
• Wood Wall (held)- "They won't keep us safe if we keep holding them."
• Wood Wall- "Like a pillow fort, but wood!"
• Stone Wall (held)- "These should come in handy."
• Stone Wall- "We're base-building masters!"
• Chest- "We could keep our toys in it!"
• Sign- "We could write on that if only we had a pen!"
• Potted Fern- "Mum would like this nice fern."
• Mini Sign (held)- "Let's build it!"
• Mini Sign (empty)- "Can someone lend us a pencil?"
• Mini Sign (drawn on)- "That looks nice!"
• Wood Fence (held)- "Let's build a fence!"
• Wood Fence- "I don't think we can jump over that."
• Wood Gate (held)- "Let's build a gate!"
• Wood Gate- "The hinges are a little squeaky."

Refine

• Rope- "We could tie stuff up with this."
• Boards- "Logs, but flat."
• Cut Stone- "Squared rocks."
• Papyrus- "We could do our homework."
• Purple Gem- "I can see knowledge swimming inside."
• Nightmare Fuel- "It's cold and slippery."
• Beeswax- "This stuff gives me hives."
• Wax Paper- "Why have paper you can't draw on?"

Magic

• Meat Effigy- "Who is that supposed to be?"
• Prestihatitator- "Did I just hear a squeak?"
• Shadow Manipulator- "We should be careful around that."
• Pan Flute- "A well constructed instrument."
• Night Light- "It makes our skin crawl."
• Night Armor- "I'm a bit uneasy wearing this, but it's effective."
• Dark Sword- "Are you seeing this too?"
• One-man Band- "We need to practice more."
• Bat Bat- "Flap that bat like you were born to do it."
• Belt of Hunger- "Squeeze our tummy tight!"
• Chilled Amulet- "I guess it's nice."
• Nightmare Amulet- "Did you hear something?"
• Life Giving Amulet- "It's a fine necklace, I suppose."
• Fire Staff- "We didn't start the fire."
• Ice Staff- "It makes me feel funny."
• Telelocator Staff- "It makes my brain feel fuzzy."
• Telelocator Focus (full)- "Seems ready to use."
• Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "It needs something to focus the power."
• Telelocator Socket (full)- "Looks good."
• Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "Looks empty."

Dress

• Sewing Kit- "Mum used to handle all of our sewing."
• Rabbit Earmuffs- "Strap some rabbits to our head, good idea."
• Straw Hat- "This might keep the sun out of our eyes."
• Beefalo Hat- "We'll blend in perfectly."
• Beekeeper Hat- "A fortress for my face."
• Feather Hat- "Feathers enough to cover our spiderness."
• Winter Hat- "Mum always said I should take a cap with me."
• Top Hat- "Like father used to wear."
• Dapper Vest- "It itches and fits funny."
• Breezy Vest- "It's so puffy!"
• Puffy Vest- "It'll keep us from catching a cold."
• Bush Hat- "Spider in the bushes."
• Garland- "Colorful crown."
• Walking Cane- "One more point of contact won't slow us down."

Ancient

• Thulecite- "Fancy rocks!"
• Thulecite Wall (held)- "Wow, these are really heavy."
• Thulecite Wall- "Looks sturdy."
• Thulecite Medallion (min)- "Everything's dandy."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Something's brewing."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "It's getting magickier!"
• Thulecite Medallion (max)- "Stable, for now."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Magic go down the hole."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "Return to us, day!"
• Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "Not much magic here."
• The Lazy Forager- "Many legs make light work, and so does this."
• Magiluminescence- "Nice and glowy."
• Construction Amulet- "Time to build!"
• The Lazy Explorer- "Even with all our legs, a little teleportation is nice."
• Star Caller's Staff- "We summon you, warm ball of light!"
• Deconstruction Staff- "Magic taker-apart-er."
• Pick/Axe- "Double duty."
• Thulecite Crown- "And now we are king."
• Thulecite Suit- "Nice and lightweight."
• Thulecite Club- "We will, we will, smash you!"
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "Wakey wakey!"
• Houndius Shootius- "Stop looking at me!"

Nature - Plants

• Evergreen- "Pines are always greener on the other side of the fence."
• Lumpy Evergreen- "A dying breed."
• Spiky Tree- "A harsh tree for harsh conditions."
• Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Got you good, tree!"
• Spiky Tree (stump)- "An axe can solve any tree-related problem!"
• Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "What a senseless waste of firewood."
• Spiky Tree (burning)- "It's extra dangerous now!"
• Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "Only we can prevent forest fires."
• Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Its growing days are over."
• Evergreen (sapling)- "Grow, grow!"
• Log- "That's a log of wood."
• Log (burning)- "So much for our arts and crafts!"
• Charcoal- "Hard and black, like my better half."
• Pine Cone- "It's bursting with life."
• Marble Tree- "I hope it doesn't fall on us."
• Totally Normal Tree- "Hello, Mr. Tree!"
• Totally Normal Tree (stump)- "
• Living Log- "This log has a face."
• Sapling- "These sure grow slowly."
• Sapling (picked)- "We'll make good use of your twigs!"
• Sapling (burning)- "So bright!"
• Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "Into the ground with you!"
• Twigs- "Wish we had a friend to play stick swords with."
• Grass Tuft- "Grass, next best thing to silk."
• Grass Tuft (picked)- "Picked down to the stems."
• Grass Tuft (barren)- "It could use some perking up."
• Grass Tuft (burning)- "Fire fire fire!"
• Cut Grass- "We should be able to weave this, too."
• Berry Bush (normal and burning)- "Ripe for the pickin'."
• Berry Bush (picked)- "See you soon, berries!"
• Berry Bush (barren)- "It's run out of plant food."
• Reeds- "Maybe we could use some of those."
• Reeds (picked)- "Only stems remain."
• Reeds (burning)- "Those burn quickly!"
• Cut Reeds- "Reeds, web, what's the difference."
• Plant- "What will blossom?"
• Plant (growing)- "Is it done yet?"
• Plant (ready to be picked)- "We're master farmers."
• Marsh Plant- "That's a thirsty plant."
• Spiky Bush- "Hope we don't fall on that."
• Spiky Bush (picked)- "That hurt our hands."
• Spiky Bush (burning)- "It will be gone soon!"
• Flower- "We agree that flowers are nice."
• Petals- "How colorful."
• Evil Flower- "This flower is decidedly not nice!"
• Dark Petals- "They make our head hurt."
• Carrot (planted)- "Bury your head, carrot."
• Red Mushroom- "Ready for the taking!"
• Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "We can't get at it like this."
• Red Mushroom (picked)- "I think some spores remain."
• Green Mushroom- "Ready for harvest."
• Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "We can't get at it!"
• Green Mushroom (picked)- "It's gone now."
• Blue Mushroom- "Vroom vroom mushroom."
• Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "Hiding, are we?"
• Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Maybe it will regrow."

Nature - Objects

• Beehive- "It's a hive of activity."
• Killer Bee Hive- "Sounds like anger!"
• Honeycomb- "Honey pods!"
• Hound Mound- "This place scares us."
• Bones- "There isn't much left."
• Touch Stone- "Some sort of religious monument maybe?"
• Obelisk (sane, up)- "It's in our way."
• Obelisk (sane, down)- "Something about this rock feels off."
• Obelisk (insane, up)- "Move, stupid rock!"
• Obelisk (insane, down)- "I wonder what that does."
• Harp Statue- "Someone took the head."
• Marble Pillar- "Nothing lasts forever in this world."
• Marble- "Maybe we should take up sculpting."
• Rundown House- "Smells fishy."
• Merm Head- "A waste of food."
• Pig Head- "We just wanted to be friends."
• Pig Torch- "If only we could get closer."
• Basalt- "Impenetrable."
• Boulder- "We'll need to mine it before we can use it."
• Rocks- "None of these look like they would skip well."
• Flint- "Oh, to feel a sharp edge against my skin."
• Nitre- "What are we supposed to do with this?"
• Gold Nugget- "We definitely like shiny."
• Grave- "Our loot sense is tingling."
• Grave (dug)- "We're sorry about that."
• Suspicious Dirt Pile- "A pile of dirt. I bet it's hiding something."
• Animal Track- "Whatever it is, it travels single file."
• Animal Track (lost its trail)- "It's too muddy to track."
• Animal Track (found)- "Fresh tracks!"
• Wooden Thing- "I can hear the sounds of another world!"
• Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "I don't think we're done yet!"
• Wooden Thing (locked)- "It still won't work!"
• Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "We could use this to visit new worlds!"
• Ring Thing- "I think there are more parts."
• Crank Thing- "A crank that will stand up to punishment."
• Box Thing- "The power in this box is unimaginable."
• Metal Potato Thing- "It looks like this goes with something...."
• Worm Hole- "I think that thing's alive."
• Worm Hole (open)- "I've been in worse."
• Worm Hole (exited)- "That was a scary hole!"
• Pond- "Water doesn't go well with our fur."
• Skeleton- "Hello? Are you all right?"
• Spider Den- "Looks cozy in there."
• Spider Eggs- "A portable friendship pod!"
• Rabbit Hole- "Come out! We just want to be friends."
• Walrus Camp- "Maybe they'll invite us in?"
• Walrus Camp (empty)- "I think someone was here."
• Sunken Boat- "It's not much to look at."
• Sunken Boat (empty)- "Maybe it's time to abandon ship, birdie."
• Flotsam- "There must be a way to grab it."

Exclusive to Pocket Edition

• Compromising Statue- "It makes sure nothing bad happens to us."

Nature - Caves

• Plugged Sinkhole- "It's plugged up."
• Sinkhole (generic)- "We'd rather visit our spider friends on the surface."
• Sinkhole (open)- "I can hear some spider friends down there."
• Exit to Surface (generic)- "We like it down here."
• Exit to Surface (open)- "It leads back to the light."
• Red Mushtree- "It's upsettingly large."
• Green Mushtree- "Bigger than a normal mushroom."
• Blue Mushtree- "How did it get so big?"
• Light Flower- "Oooh, a glowing ball of flower!"
• Light Bulb- "Bright and delicious."
• Stalagmite- "Rocks underground?! Shocking."
• Stalagmite (pointy)- "Pointy rocks underground?! Simply Stunning."
• Spilagmite- "We could stand to live there."
• Slurtle Mound- "Slimy and rocky."
• Splumonkey Pod- "Did you hear something?"
• Fern- "Swirly plants."
• Foliage- "Soft and leafy."
• Cave Banana Tree- "It's a tropical cave tree, of course."
• Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "Oopsie doodle."

Nature - Ruins

• Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "It's plugged up."
• Ruins Sinkhole- "
• Ancient Statue- "It's throbbing strangely."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "We can repair it."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Old and full of mysteries."
• Algae- "Just a normal pond plant."
• Broken Clockworks- "A mess of chess."
• Relic- "These haven't been used in a while."
• Relic (broken)- "Smashed beyond repair."
• Thulecite Fragments- "Small bits of fancy rock."
• Cave Lichen- "It likes it down here."
• Ornate Chest- "Stylish storage."
• Large Ornate Chest- "What a big treasure box!"
• Nightmare Light- "Not exactly my kind of nightlight."

Turfs

• Wooden Flooring- "If we put these on the ground we'll have a floor!"
• Carpeted Flooring- "Carpets! Just like in our old house."
• Checkerboard Flooring- "Fancy."
• Savannah Turf- "Some grassy dirt."
• Other Turfs (surface)- "Some ground that we dug up."
• Other Turfs (cave)- "Some pretty average earth."

Mobs - Monsters

• Clockwork Knight- "Wow! That's a complicated clockwork."
• Clockwork Bishop- "You don't play by the chess rules that grandpa taught."
• Clockwork Rook- "Who made these things!?"
• Damaged Knight- "Goodnight, good knight."
• Damaged Bishop- "Bishop of bad dreams."
• Damaged Rook- "You can't rook us."
• Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Is somebody there?!"
• Charlie (attacked by)- "Aah! Monsters in the dark!"
• Hound- "That's an angry puppy!"
• Red Hound- "He's got a fire under his feet. And all inside him."
• Blue Hound- "He has a chilling look in his eyes."
• Hound's Tooth- "Our very own tooth to gnash."
• Spider- "Spiders understand us."
• Spider Warrior- "Can you teach us to fight good?"
• Spider (sleeping)- "Aww! I think it's having a dream."
• Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "Night-night."
• Spider (dead)- "Another lost friend."
• Spider Warrior (dead)- "Forgive us."
• Spider Gland- "This might sooth our cuts."
• Silk- "It's so smooth!"
• Krampus- "Give us back our things!"
• Krampus Sack- "We could put more in it but we're scared to touch the stuff he left inside."
• Merm- "I would've thought they would bathe more often!"
• Frog- "Ack! Sticky tongue!"
• Frog (sleeping)- "Oblivious amphibious."
• Frog (dead)- "A hop too far."
• Tentacle- "We would be mad if something stepped on us, too."
• Tentacle Spike- "We could hit stuff with the pointy bits!"
• Tentacle Spots- "Spotty!"
• Big Tentacle- "It's huge!"
• Big Slimy Pit- "Oooh let's jump in!"
• Baby Tentacle- "Aw, it's just a baby!"
• Guardian Pig- "We wouldn't want to cross that one."
• Werepig- "He's all furry now!"
• Ghost- "That's not a fun ghost!"
• MacTusk- "I don't think he wants to be friends with us."
• Wee MacTusk- "He has anger in his eyes."
• Walrus Tusk- "Maybe we can use it for arts and crafts."
• Tam o' Shanter- "Reminds me of grandpa."
• Mosquito- "Shoo!"
• Mosquito (held)- "We have you in our web."
• Mosquito Sack- "Maybe we can put the blood back in?"
• Nearby Mosquitoes- "Suck someone else's blood!"
• Cave Spider- "Friends!"
• Spitter- "Lay down some web for us."
• Batilisk- "Screechy mean guy!"
• Meat Bulb- "What a colorful plant."
• Fleshy Bulb- "I wish we could learn to generate meat."
• Eyeplant- "Ever vigilant."
• Slurper- "Hairy tongue thing!"
• Slurper Pelt- "It's like a tiny rug."
• Dangling Depth Dweller- "Our friends live up there."
• Depths Worm (emerged)- "Creepy crawly!"
• Depths Worm (lure)- "What could possibly go wrong?"
• Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Some dirt, big whoop."
• Ewecus- "Maybe it just needs a cuddle!"
• Steel Wool- "Scratchy, like father's beard!"

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Beefalo- "Big big beefalo!"
• Beefalo (follower)- "He seems to want to stick around."
• Beefalo (sleeping)- "Slumber deep, beefalo."
• Beefalo (naked)- "Shaved you good!"
• Beefalo (domesticated)- "This one likes us!"
• Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "We like to cuddle this one!"
• Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "This one looks fast."
• Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "We're kind of scared of this one."
• Beefalo Wool- "Thick fur."
• Beefalo Horn- "If this makes the mating call we're in trouble."
• Baby Beefalo- "Get busy, child."
• Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "That's the opposite of busy."
• Nearby Bees- "Flying ouchies!"
• Bee- "Always Be Pollinating."
• Killer Bee- "Uh oh, run!"
• Bee (held)- "Ours now!"
• Killer Bee (held)- "I hope it doesn't escape."
• Stinger- "We should be careful, we could poke an eye out!"
• Pig- "Aw, you're no fun."
• Pig (follower)- "I never knew we could be friends!"
• Pig (dead)- "He won't bully us any more."
• Pig Skin- "Take that!"
• Bunnyman and Beardlord- "Hop along, bunny."
• Bunny Puff- "We feel lucky, oh so lucky."
• Koalefant- "Maybe it's lost."
• Winter Koalefant- "We finally found it!"
• Pengull- "Where do they live the rest of the year?"
• Rock Lobster- "Snip snap!"
• Slurtle- "We'll slaughter that slurtle."
• Snurtle- "We'll snuff out that snurtle."
• Slurtle Slime- "Slime-time!"
• Broken Shell- "We hit it a little too hard."
• Shelmet- "A solid helmet."
• Snurtle Shell Armor- "We're a giant spider! Wearing a shell!"
• Splumonkey- "He just wants to learn!"

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Butterfly- "Look at it, flitting around happily."
• Butterfly (held)- "Not so happy now, are we?"
• Crow- "Oh, you look like you're having a grand time, flying about."
• Crow (held)- "We all want a bit of freedom."
• Redbird- "Red is my favorite color!"
• Redbird (held)- "Held snug in our pockets."
• Snowbird- "What pretty white feathers."
• Snowbird (held)- "We will name it Francis."
• Jet Feather- "Feather of black."
• Crimson Feather- "Feather of red."
• Azure Feather- "Feather of white."
• Gobbler- "Come back! I just want to eat you!"
• Eye Bone- "Peekaboo."
• Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "We spy a tired eye."
• Eye Bone (ashes)- "The eyebone didn't survive the trip."
• Chester- "Haha. You make all our stuff slobbery."
• Rabbit and Beardling- "We just want to play!"
• Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "He's ours now."
• Fireflies- "Elusive little buggies."
• Fireflies (held)- "Going on an adventure, got some fireflies in our pocket!"
• Mandrake (planted)- "That's a funny looking plant."
• Mandrake (follower)- "You're a bad friend!"
• Mandrake (dead)- "The skin is all seared."
• Mandrake (cooked)- "Cooked to death."
• Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ugh, my head!"

Mobs - Tallbird family

• Tallbird- "Look at those legs!"
• Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That egg could feed us for days!"
• Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Where's the egg?"
• Tallbird Egg- "Did I hear a meep?"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg- "I think it's hatching!"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "What if it hatches in our belly?"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "It'll boil if it doesn't cool down soon."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "It's shivering!"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "Looks like an egg."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Did that egg just move?"
• Smallbird- "Could this be a friend for us?"
• Smallbird (hungry)- "I can see its tummy rumble."
• Smallbird (starving)- "Poor thing. It looks so hungry!"
• Smallish Tallbird- "It's getting old so fast!"
• Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "It looks hungry!"
• Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "I think it's starving!"
• Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Bad bird!"

Mobs - Bosses

• Treeguard (normal)- "Where did that come from?"
• Treeguard (lumpy)- "
• Spider Queen- "Mommy-Longlegs?"
• Spiderhat- "What have I done?"
• Deerclops- "He might be able to digest me!"
• Deerclops Eyeball- "Yucktastic."
• Ancient Guardian- "Wear that frown upside down."
• Guardian's Horn- "It's quite tender."

Mobs - Other

• Maxwell- "That jerk tricked us."
• Pig King- "King of the bullies!"
• Wes (trapped)- "Hello? Can you hear me?"
• Abigail- "That's no party poltergeist!"

Food - Meats

• Egg- "A hard shelled egg."
• Egg (cooked)- "Fried just like mum did."
• Meat- "Some fire would spice this up."
• Cooked Meat- "Can't have any pudding if we don't eat it."
• Jerky- "That worked better than expected."
• Morsel- "A couple more and we'll have a meal!"
• Cooked Morsel- "Meat treat."
• Small Jerky- "It'll keep longer this way."
• Monster Meat- "Smells foul."
• Cooked Monster Meat- "It'll go down, but I won't be happy about it."
• Monster Jerky- "It's really chewy."
• Leafy Meat- "It's all squishy."
• Cooked Leafy Meat- "It smells kind of rotten."
• Drumstick- "I just want to bang on my drum."
• Fried Drumstick- "We love finger food."
• Fish- "It could stand to be fried."
• Cooked Fish- "Flaky and moist. Delicious."
• Eel- "Fresh water-snake."
• Cooked Eel- "We could slurp this down."
• Koalefant Trunk- "We took his nose!"
• Winter Koalefant Trunk- "He blue his nose."
• Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Looks filling!"
• Fried Tallbird Egg- "Smells great!"
• Frog Legs- "A fraction of a frog."
• Cooked Frog Legs- "I admit, I've acquired a taste for these."
• Batilisk Wing- "This thing drives me batty."
• Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Tastes like chicken."

Food - Fruits

• Berries- "Juice sacks."
• Roasted Berries- "Warm juice sacks."
• Cave Banana- "A bundle of bananas."
• Cooked Cave Banana- "Hot mush."
• Dragon Fruit- "It looks suspect."
• Prepared Dragon Fruit- "It looks tastier now."
• Durian- "Pungent."
• Extra Smelly Durian- "No sir, I don't like it."
• Pomegranate- "I didn't expect this to grow."
• Sliced Pomegranate- "It's good for us!"

Food - Vegetables

• Carrot- "I sort of miss being forced to eat these."
• Roasted Carrot- "Easier for us both."
• Corn- "Corn in the raw."
• Popcorn- "Popping corn."
• Eggplant- "Blech, eggplant."
• Braised Eggplant- "Mum knew I liked it braised."
• Pumpkin- "That's a huge pumpkin!"
• Hot Pumpkin- "It's all warm now."
• Red Cap- "It smells funny."
• Cooked Red Cap- "It smells better now."
• Green Cap- "Smells really earthy."
• Cooked Green Cap- "Heat really brings out the juices."
• Blue Cap- "You'd have to be crazy..."
• Cooked Blue Cap- "Good thing we're feeling healthy."
• Glow Berry- "It's gushing with light."
• Lichen- "I like me a lichen."

Food - Crock Pot

• Bacon and Eggs- "Who knew we could cook!"
• Butter Muffin- "Do you know the muffin spider?"
• Dragonpie- "We baked it!"
• Fishsticks- "At least we know how to make fish sticks."
• Fish Tacos- "Taco Tuesday!"
• Fist Full of Jam- "Ew... sticky fingies."
• Froggle Bunwich- "Sandwich for me, frog legs for him."
• Fruit Medley- "Pile o' fruit."
• Honey Ham- "Ooo, tasty!"
• Honey Nuggets- "We wish they were shaped like dinosaurs."
• Kabobs- "Foods on a stick!"
• Mandrake Soup- "We fall asleep in the bath too!"
• Meatballs- "I used to make these with grandpa!"
• Meaty Stew- "Smells like Sunday supper."
• Monster Lasagna- "Mmm!"
• Pierogi- "It does not look like pie..."
• Powdercake- "Mum never let me have these."
• Pumpkin Cookies- "Yum!"
• Ratatouille- "Do we have to eat our veggies?"
• Stuffed Eggplant- "We will stuff ourself with eggyplants!"
• Taffy- "Candy!"
• Turkey Dinner- "Like mother used to make before this happened!"
• Unagi- "It was easy to make with all our arms."
• Waffles- "Yummy!"
• Wet Goop- "Experimenting is fun!"

Food - Other

• Seeds- "A small life trapped within. My sympathies."
• Seeds (specific)- "We could grow something with these..."
• Toasted Seeds- "Their growing days are over."
• Honey- "Sticky and sweet."
• Butterfly Wings- "Pick our teeth with butterfly bones."
• Butter- "Butter is better."
• Rot- "Blech!"
• Rotten Egg- "Ew!"
• Phlegm- "It's a boogie!"

Misc Items

• Blueprint- "'Follow the instructions', mum always said."
• Gears- "I wish I'd been a robot."
• Ashes- "Funk to funky."
• Ashes of item- "Whatever it was, it's gone back to the earth."
• Red Gem- "It feels warm even on the coldest nights."
• Blue Gem- "Glittering and cool."
• Yellow Gem- "Yellow-bellied gem."
• Green Gem- "I'm absolutely green with envy."
• Orange Gem- "Orange you glad we found you, gem?"
• Beard Hair- "In another life, I could've grown this."
• Manure- "Doodoo."
• Guano- "Bat doodoo."
• Melty Marbles- "We could've had some fun if they weren't all melted."
• Fake Kazoo- "A voiceless instrument."
• Gord's Knot- "It won't come undone!"
• Gnome- "It's watching us."
• Tiny Rocketship- "Yay, a new toy!"
• Frazzled Wires- "Maybe we'll find a use for these."
• Ball and Cup- "Another toy!"
• Hardened Rubber Bung- "We could take a bath if only we had a tub."
• Mismatched Buttons- "None of them match!"
• Second-hand Dentures- "Just like grandpa wears!"
• Lying Robot- "Beep boop!"
• Dessicated Tentacle- "Feels leathery."
• Dwarf Star- "Cozy."

Adventure Mode

• Divining Rod (in starting base)- "Radical rod!"
• Divining Rod- "Lead and I shall follow."
• Divining Rod (cold)- "Nothing nearby."
• Divining Rod (warm)- "Going the right way."
• Divining Rod (warmer)- "Something must be near."
• Divining Rod (hot)- "We are close!"
• Divining Rod Holder- "It's a mystery."
• Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "Looks like there's a hole for an oversized key."
• Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "It's ready to go."
• Maxwell's Door- "Something wicked this way comes."
• Maxwell's Phonograph- "We could listen to that forever!"
• Maxwell's Light- "Well, these would've been handy before."
• Maxwell Statue- "That's the guy who said he could help us."
• Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "Who would put this here? We could get hurt!"
• Sick Worm Hole- "Gross, that one looks sick!"
• Nightmare Lock- "It's missing something."
• Nightmare Throne- "That throne makes our skin crawl."
• Male Character on Nightmare Throne- "He doesn't look like he's having much fun."
• Female Character on Nightmare Throne- "She's locked up!"
• Other Character on Nightmare Throne- "I don't think it's having fun."

Announcements

• Generic- "Can we play with it?"
• Failed Adventure Mode- "Play time is over."
• Freedom- "We made it!"
• Freezing- "Brrr... spider hair isn't very warm."
• Battlecry- "En garde!"
• Battlecry (prey)- "We will put you in our web!"
• Battlecry (Pig)- "We hate it! Horrible pig!"
• Battlecry (Spider)- "Hey, wanna play?"
• Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Why can't we just get along?!"
• Leaving combat- "Well, we would have won!"
• Leaving combat (prey)- "Speedy thing!"
• Leaving combat (Pig)- "Another day, pig."
• Leaving combat (Spider)- "It's better this way."
• Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Simmer down, friend."
• Activated a Bee Mine- "I just can't mosquito you."
• Dusk- "Almost time for bed."
• Entering darkness- "We can't see! I want my night light."
• Entering light- "Phew, light."
• Doing things in the dark- "It's too dark to see!"
• Failed to do something and can't rummage (generic)- "That's off-limits."
• Failed to craft something- "We're missing something."
• Failed to give something- "Nope, don't think so!"
• Trying to sleep during the day- "It's daytime, not bedtime."
• Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "We're not ready for bed."
• Trying to sleep when too hungry- "Our tummy is rumbling, we can't sleep."
• Trying to sleep near monsters- "Can't sleep with monsters nearby!"
• Trying to give item to a busy mob- "We can try again when it's finished."
• Trying to give item to a dead mob- "We should probably keep it."
• Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "Aww... It's sleepy-snoozy right now!"
• Not enough fertilizer- "Not good enough for you, plant?"
• Hounds are coming- "Doggies are coming!"
• Depths Worms are coming- "Ohhh nooo. We're not friends with worms!"
• Boss is coming- "That sounded like a big meanie."
• Inventory full- "Our pockets are full."
• Can't store (generic/full)- "All full!"
• Can't store (invalid item)- "That's breaking the rules."
• Can't bundle (no items)- "But what should we wrap up?"
• Can't cook (generic)- "I don't want to. Mom always said the kitchen was dangrous!"
• Can't cook (too far)- "Let's scurry closer!"
• Can't draw (no subject)- "But what should we draw?!"
• Can't shave (generic)- "It's not shaving time!"
• Can't shave (nothing left)- "Clean as a whistle."
• Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "It's hairy like us, but I don't think it likes shaving."
• Can't write on sign (generic)- "We can't write on that now."
• Beefalo in combat, unable to mount or saddle- "It's too angry!"
• Unable to build structure (mounted)- "All our arms can't quite reach from up here."
• Eating- "Yummy in our tummy!"
• Eating (stale food)- "Stale like mum's leftovers."
• Eating (spoiled food)- "Past its date."
• Eating (painful food)- "Our tummy hurts."
• Hungry- "It's time for a snack!"
• Triggered trap- "Eek!"
• Torch and Miner Hat out- "Waah, our light went out!"
• Pricked- "Yowch!"
• Object broken, fixable- "We can repair it."
• Earthquake- "I don't think that was our tummy."

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomplishment- "We're so capable!"
• Accomplishment completed- "We're a super hero!"

Unimplemented

• Maxwell's Head- "Imagine the trouble he has buying hats!"
• Skull Chest- "Who knows what could be hiding in there!"
• Golden Pitchfork- "We can do some fancy forking with this."
• Boat- "All these legs, but we don't row."
• Home- "Hellooo? We're here!"
• Sunk Boat- "So close, so far away."
• Tree Clump- "It's in our way!"
• Pig Tent- "Little pig, little pig, let me in!"
• Dirt Turf (1)- "Some pretty average earth."
• Dirt Turf (2)- "Some ground that we dug up."
• DEPLETED_GRASS- "It was once grass."
• Lava Pit- "This lava's all dried up."
• Lava Pit (normal)- "Cozy!"
• Lava Pit (low)- "It's a little less cozy."
• Lava Pit (out)- "It looks like it might break."
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "I just can't mosquito you."
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "Suck someone else's blood!"
• Chest (trap)- "Nice and easy."
• Chest (trap) (DST)- "It couldn't hurt to take a peek inside..."
• ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP- "Easy peasy."
• UNIMPLEMENTED- "What a crummy item."
• UNIMPLEMENTED (announcement)- "Gah! It needs more time."
• DEVTOOL- "Axe me a question!"
• DEVTOOL_NODEV- "I can't wield that."
• Rubble- "Rocks from an old city."
• Hit by Bishop charge- "Owie!"
• Shadow Digger- "Sometimes scary things are nice."
• Friend-o-matic- "If I had any friends, this could take me to them."
• Friend-o-matic (open)- "If I step through, will I still be me?"
• Friend-o-matic (full)- "It seems to be popular over there."
• Scaled Furnace (generic, no gems)- "It's a fancy furnace!"
• Scaled Furnace (low, one gem)- "Warmish furnace."
• Scaled Furnace (hammered)- "What happened to your face?"
• Relic Replica (plate)- "
• Relic Replica (bowl)- "
• Relic Replica (chair)- "
• Relic Replica (vase)- "
• Relic Replica (table)- "
• Sporecap and Misery Sporecap (burnt)- "We should have chopped it!"
• WETPAPER- "It'll probably dry off soon. Maybe."
• Bernie (Forge)- "Oh! Willow brought Bernie!"
• Packet of Seeds (small)- "These will grow a little bit of food."
• Packet of Seeds (medium)- "These seeds are a good start."
• Packet of Seeds (large)- "We can plant a whole bunch of food with this."
• Packet of Mixed Seeds (small)- "Wow. There's a few different seeds in here."
• Packet of Mixed Seeds (medium)- "We can grow a bunch of things from these seeds."
• Packet of Mixed Seeds (large)- "Wow. A big mix of different food to plant."
• Prepared dish (plate)- "We know how to dish it out!"
• Prepared dish (bowl)- "
• Prepared dish (soup)- "Nice and warm."
• Prepared dish (snack)- "Just a little snack."
• Prepared dish (bread)- "Yay! Bread!"
• Prepared dish (pasta)- "Pass the pasta!"
• Prepared dish (vegetable)- "Mom said we should always eat our vegetables."
• Prepared dish (meat)- "Mmmm... I'm hungry."
• Prepared dish (fish)- "Still smells a little."
• Prepared dish (crab)- "I bet this tastes great."
• Prepared dish (cheese)- "Cheese is good for the bones."
• Prepared dish (dessert)- "Sweet!"
• Poison Frog- "If we get licked by those we'll get sick."
• Peacock- "Such pretty feathers!"
• Mr. Skittish- "Eep!"
• Swimming Horror- "AHH!"
• COFFEEBOT- "The machine that makes the hyper juice!"
• WOODLEGSSAIL- "One fancy piece of cloth."
• BIGFISHINGROD- "Perhaps we'll hook something good."
• Beach Turf- "Some ground we dug up."
• Tornado- "We don't like this..."
• SNAKE_FIRE- "Aaaah, fire-breathing volcano thingies!"
• PIKE_SKULL- "We don't like that!"
• Sailor's Ghost- "He looks kind of sad."
• Trawl Net (detached)- "What goodies are inside!"
• Baby Water Beefalo (1)- "Hey lil fella!"
• Baby Water Beefalo (2)- "Pat pat."
• Chicken- "Haha! We love chickens!"
• Chicken (sleeping)- "I wish we could sleep like that."
• Chicken (dead)- "Poor little guy."
• Peep Hen- "I hope she's not too afraid of us."
• Peep Hen (sleeping)- "Gee, she sure is pretty."
• Peep Hen (dead)- "Gosh, that's a shame."
• Snapdragon- "Why is that flower so mean?!"
• Snapdragon (sleeping)- "When it's asleep it doesn't look so mean."
• Snapdragon (dead)- "That guy was mean anyway."
• Zeb- "You've got no arms!"
• Zeb (sleeping)- "It's all tuckered out."
• Zeb (dead)- "Oh no. It died!"
• Inspecting self- "Ah! I'm a monster! Haha, we're just kidding."
• Wooden Flooring- "Our feet go click-clack on this."
• Carpeted Flooring- "Soft like our body."

Removed

• Compass (generic)- "No reading."
• Compass (SW)- "Lefty-Downy"
• Deadly Feast- "Scent of doom."
• Sinkhole- "I can hear some spider friends down there."
• Barrel- "Did you hear something?"
• Spider (sleeping)- "Wake up, friend!"
• Spider Warrior- "He will protect us!"
• Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "They're so cute when they sleep."
• Spider Warrior (dead)- "Another lost friend."
• Krampus- "Stop! Thief!"
• Mosquito (held)- "We should just squish you."
• Chester- "Your insides are gross."
• Most Crock Pot recipes- "We are accomplished chefs!"
• Gears- "I could've been a robot."
• Gramophone- "It looks like grandpa's."
• Research (high value)- "I'm learning so much!"
• Research (normal value)- "It's almost like being back in school."
• Research (low value)- "That might've taught a toddler something."
• Razor (can't shave)- "There's not even any stubble left!"

Other

• Survivor Set- "I want to go home."

Trivia

• When inspecting a Tree, Webber says, "Pines are always greener on the other side of the fence." This is a reference to the common saying, "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."
• When inspecting a Frog Legs, Webber says, "A fraction of a frog." This may be a reference to the browser game Frog Fractions.
• When inspecting Cooked Meat, Webber says "Can't have any pudding if we don't eat it." This is a reference to part two of the song "Another Brick in the Wall" by Pink Floyd.
• When examining a Butter Muffin, Webber says, "Do you know the muffin spider?", which is a reference to the nursery rhyme The Muffin Man.
• When Webber inspects the Fire Staff, he says, "We didn't start the fire," which is a reference to a song of the same name by Billy Joel.
• Upon inspecting a Burnt Tree, Webber states "Only we can prevent forest fires." This is a reference to Smokey Bear.
• When inspecting a Thulecite Club, Webber says, "We will, we will, smash you!" This is probably a reference to "We Will Rock You" by Queen.
• When inspecting Maxwell's Door, Webber says, "Something wicked this way comes", likely a reference to the same saying in the play Macbeth by Shakespeare.
• When inspecting a Grave, Webber says "My loot sense is tingling." This may be a reference to Marvel's superhero Spider-Man, who has a "spider sense".
• Webber's quote for examining a Spear, "We should stick things with the pointy part", is a reference to the TV show Game of Thrones.
• When examining an Extra Smelly Durian, Webber will say, "No sir, I don't like it", which is a reference to a The Ren & Stimpy Show character named Mr. Horse.
• When examing a burning Grass Tuft, Webber will say "Fire Fire Fire!", which may be a reference to what all playable classes in Team Fortress 2 say when they are burning, except for Pyro.
• When examining a pile of Ash, Webber will say "Funk to funky." This is a reference to the David Bowie song "Ashes to Ashes".
• When examining a Spider Queen, Webber says "Mommy-longlegs?" This may be a reference to the common nickname for large spiders, which is "Daddy-longlegs".