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This page lists Webber's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click on PC, press Y on Xbox One, or press the Triangle button on PS4 to examine items and objects.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Webber's quotes for items found in Don't Starve Together. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Pocket Scale- "Wonder how heavy our fish is!"
• Garden Hoe- "We need that to plant the seeds."
• Splendid Garden Hoe- "Gardening's more fun when you get to play with something shiny!"
• Watering Can- "We're going to go water the garden now!"
• Watering Can (empty)- "Hey, there's no water in it!"
• Waterfowl Can- "Our watering can back home didn't look anything like that."
• Waterfowl Can (empty)- "We'll have to fill it up somewhere."
• Beefalo Bell- "The beefalo really like this bell, and whoever rings it!"

Lights

• Lantern- "The sun's trapped in there."
• Moggles- "It sees for miles and miles."
• Mushlight (off)- "It still needs to be turned on."
• Mushlight (on)- "It's giving off a nice light."
• Mushlight (burnt)- "Well that's no fun-gus."
• Glowcap (off)- "Maybe the night won't be as scary now."
• Glowcap (on)- "We love all the colors!"
• Glowcap (burnt)- "Aw. It was kinda growing on us."
• Willow's Lighter- "Lighter than what?"

Survival

• Tent- "It's way past our bedtime!"
• Honey Poultice- "Bandages for booboos."
• Umbrella- "Should keep some of the rain out."
• Insulated Pack- "It's fuzzy!"
• Pretty Parasol- "Rain won't keep us from playing in puddles!"
• Telltale Heart- "I think it loves me."
• Booster Shot- "I hate taking my medicine!"
• Waterballoon- "We have to be gentle with our claws if we try to hold it!"
• Whirly Fan- "It cools us when we run, how nice."
• Flare- "Just in case someone's lost and lonely."
• Sea Fishing Rod- "Wonder what kind of fish we'll catch!"
• Tillweed Salve- "It helps get rid of booboos."
• Seed Pack-It- "We're gonna fill it with seeds!"
• Bernie (held and inactive)- "A teddy bear."
• Bernie (active)- "That teddy bear is moving!"
• BERNIE!- "It's creepy and cute at the same time!!"
• Bernie (broken)- "It's all busted up."
• Chef Pouch- "I'm sure Mr. Warly won't mind if we use this!"
• Tent Roll- "Let us help!"
• Camper's Tent- "Yay, we're camping!"

Food

• Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "Is it done yet? I'm hungry."
• Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "Food time!"
• Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "It's hard to dry when it's raining."
• Mushroom Planter (empty)- "There aren't any mushrooms."
• Mushroom Planter (some)- "Aw, they're so little."
• Mushroom Planter (lots)- "They look happy."
• Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "Wow! So many mushrooms!"
• Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "It's all yucky."
• Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "Fire's dangerous, I guess."
• Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "You look chilly."
• Salt Box- "Makes our food last longer."
• Cookbook- "Now we'll never forget a recipe!"
• Garden Digamajig (held)- "We'll find a good spot for the garden."
• Garden Digamajig- "Yay! We're making a garden!"
• Composting Bin- "Let's make food for the plants!"
• Composting Bin (too wet)- "It's all wet and goopy."
• Composting Bin (too dry)- "It's like sand!"
• Composting Bin (balanced)- "We think it's ready!"
• Composting Bin (burnt)- "Uh oh..."
• Growth Formula Starter- "Wendy dared us to drink it..."
• Fermenting Growth Formula- "Is it going bad? Is that good?"
• Fermented Growth Formula- "It's gotten really rotten looking... yay!"
• Super Growth Formula- "It smells done to us!"
• Gardeneer Hat- "It's teaching us so much about plants!"
• Tree Jam- "If only we had some peanut butter."
• Portable Crock Pot- "Makes yummies!"
• Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmm! Let's eat!"
• Portable Grinding Mill- "Shake-a, shake-a, shake-a!"
• Portable Seasoning Station- "Oh! Can we grind it, please?"
• Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "All done."

Science

• Gunpowder- "This black powder stuff packs a punch."
• Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "All our work... gone."
• Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "How come everything turns to ashes? It's sad."
• Electrical Doodad- "A very well crafted doodad!"
• Cartographer's Desk- "Heh heh. I was never allowed in father's study."
• Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Ohh no, uh, oh no!"
• Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "That's probably why I wasn't allowed in father's study."
• Potter's Wheel- "I always wanted pottery lessons!"
• Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "Oh! There's so many possibilities!"
• Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "Wow! It looks great!"
• Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Aww. Can we make another one?"
• Think Tank- "There's all kinds of fun things you can do at sea."
• Think Tank (burnt)- "Fire is very dangerous."
• Terra Firma Tamper- "We always liked playing with dirt! Just remember to wash up before dinner."

Fight

• Electric Dart- "It's a shock to the system."
• Tail o' Three Cats- "Oooh, it makes so much noise!"
• Napsack- "Throwable nap time!"
• Cookie Cutter Cap- "We look like a hermit crab!"
• Strident Trident- "We don't know how to play, but we can try!"
• Battle Helm- "Haha! It's way too big for us!"
• Battle Spear- "Pointy ouchies!"
• Trusty Slingshot- "Can we play with it?"

Structures

• Pig House- "A tall skinny house for a short fat pig."
• Stone Wall- "Bow to the base-building masters!"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "He looks hungry."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "We need to feed him."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "We weren't very good wardens."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "Eww."
• Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "Ooooh, what should we say?"
• Directional Sign (burnt)- "The lettering burnt off."
• End Table (empty)- "Reminds me of antique shopping with mother."
• End Table (flowers)- "Looks great!"
• End Table (new light source)- "Nice and bright!"
• End Table (old light source)- "It's gonna go out soon."
• End Table (withered)- "They look sad."
• End Table (burnt)- "Antiques are dumb, anyway."
• Friendly Scarecrow- "Let's play dress up!"
• Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Someone should address this."
• Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "He got dressed down."
• Moon Rock Wall (held)- "We thought 'moon' meant something totally different!"
• Moon Rock Wall- "We feel safe behind this wall... it makes us sleepy..."
• Scaled Furnace- "Hot hot furnace!"
• Wardrobe- "We like to pop out and scare our friends sometimes. Haha!"
• Wardrobe (burning)- "Fire fire fire!"
• Wardrobe (burnt)- "We can't hide in there any more."
• Potted Succulent- "I wonder if mum's ever seen one."
• Tackle Receptacle- "Father used to take me fishing sometimes."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic- "Woah! We should find a big fish to put in there!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "We've never seen such a heavy fish!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "We did it!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "We caught it all by ourselves!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "Oh no oh no!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "Aww..."
• Astral Detector (held)- "We think it's for finding something."
• Astral Detector- "It's taking us on a treasure hunt!"
• Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "Aw, I guess we found them all."
• Produce Scale- "We used to see these at the fair!"
• Produce Scale (with light item)- "We guess it's a bit on the small side..."
• Produce Scale (with item)- "That's pretty good!"
• Produce Scale (with heavy item)- "Wow, we've never seen one so big!"
• Produce Scale (burning)- "Uh oh..."
• Produce Scale (burnt)- "All burnt up."
• Grooming Station (held)- "We'd better get it set up."
• Grooming Station- "We want our beefalo to look its best!"
• Grooming Station (occupied)- "You're going to look so good when we're finished!"
• File:Grooming Station Burnt.pngGrooming Station (burnt)- "Aww..."
• Craftsmerm House- "What a funny little house."
• Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "Oh no!"
• DIY Royalty Kit- "Can we help?"
• DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "It's burnt up!"
• Royal Tapestry- "Hey, can we be the king? We can take turns!"
• Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "Yikes! What happened?"
• Merm Flort-ifications- "Cool fort!"
• Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "We better not get too close..."
• Sisturn (empty)- "It's a little Abigail house!"
• Sisturn (some flowers)- "We can find more flowers!"
• Sisturn (full)- "We feel warm and fuzzy... well, more than usual."

Refine

• Cratered Moonrock- "Haha. It's heavy!"
• Marble Bean- "Bean there, done that!"
• Feathery Canvas- "We used our nicest spider silk!"
• Collected Dust- "It's a good thing neither of us are allergic."

Magic

• Meat Effigy- "It's a giant doll of our friend!!"
• Night Armor- "It's a bit uneasy wearing this, but so effective."
• Telelocator Staff- "Just looking at it makes my brain feel fuzzy."
• Ocuvigil- "Woah! I bet it sees so far!"
• Moon Dial (generic)- "Hey, Ms. Wicker! How come we can still see the moon?"
• Moon Dial (new moon)- "New moon! Neat!"
• Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon is growing!"
• Moon Dial (full moon)- "Wow! Full moon!"
• Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon is shrinking!"
• Moon Dial (in Caves)- "The moon can’t fit in a cave! I think."
• Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "It looks like ice, but we think it's actually glass!"
• The Lazy Deserter- "Floaty and weird."
• The Lazy Deserter (active)- "I hope no one gets a headache."
• Clean Sweeper- "Awww do we have to clean?"
• Kitschy Beaver Idol- "It looks just like you, Mr. Woodie!"
• Kitschy Goose Idol- "Mr. Woodie, are you alright?"
• Kitschy Moose Idol- "Can you make a toy without meat in it?"

Dress

• Rabbit Earmuffs- "Strap some rabbits to your head, good idea."
• Straw Hat- "Keeps the sun out of all eight of your eyes."
• Beefalo Hat- "The wearer will blend in perfectly."
• Beekeeper Hat- "It's a face fortress!"
• Feather Hat- "It looks like it took a whole flock to make that hat!"
• Puffy Vest- "You're always supposed to wear a jacket!"
• Bush Hat- "For looking bushier!"
• Fashion Melon- "This is the best idea anyone's ever had."
• Rain Coat- "Dry fur is the best fur."
• Rain Hat- "It'll keep the water out of your fur."
• Fashion Goggles- "We wish it had eight lenses."
• Desert Goggles- "It covers our biggest eyes, anyway."
• Funcap- "It's a cap cap!"
• Seawreath- "Why did we make this?"
• Astroggles- "Will these goggles be able to protect all of our eyes from the storm?"
• Clever Disguise- "Hopefully they don't notice the extra legs."
• Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "Can we be a Pioneer too?"

Ancient

• The Lazy Explorer- "Teleportation gives us a chance to rest all our feet."
• Premier Gardeneer Hat- "It shows us how good the dirt is, and lots of other stuff too!"

​Cartography

• Map Scroll (empty)- "There's nothing on it."

​Celestial

• Moon Rock Idol- "It looks kinda like an alien."
• Portal Paraphernalia- "We should build this."
• Moon Glass Axe- "We think it cuts better than a regular axe."
• Glass Cutter- "It's sharp enough to split a spider hair."
• Bath Bomb- "I miss bubble baths."

​Critters

• Kittykit- "You look like grandpa's cat!"
• Vargling- "We're best friends."
• Ewelet- "Father taught me how to take care of goats!"
• Broodling- "She's a monster just like me!"
• Glomglom- "He gives the fuzziest hugs."
• Giblet- "Gobble gobble!"
• Mothling- "A spider and an insect, what a pair!"
• Friendly Peeper- "They're really good at hide and seek!"

​Fishing

• Wooden Ball Bobber and Hardened Slip Bobber- "It's a bobbin' bobber!"
• Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spinnerbait and Spoon- "Ouch! It's sharp!"
• Rainy Day Lure- "Do fish know when it's raining?"
• Snow Day Lure- "Fishing in the snow might be fun!"
• Stupefying Lure- "It makes our head feel fuzzy... fuzzier than normal."
• Heavy Weighted Lure- "We're gonna catch the biggest fish with this!"
• Jet Quill Float, Crimson Quill Float, Azure Quill Float, and Saffron Quill Float- "We turned a feather into a float!"
• Down Quill Float and Malbatross Quill Float- "We made this float extra fancy."

​Sculpt

• Carved Hornucopia- "Boy, I wish we could eat it."
• Bubble Pipe Carving- "Bubbles!"
• Pawn Figure- "Pawns are just as important as the rest of the pieces."
• Rook Figure- "Where's the king of the castle?"
• Knight Figure- "We could sculpt a stallion batalion!"
• Bishop Figure- "We've never seen toys so big."
• Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "It's... alive?!"
• Queenly Figure- "We're sure she's nicer than she looks."
• Kingly Figure- "Reminds me of grandpa."
• Deerclops Figure- "This is a really good sculpture."
• Bearger Figure- "The fur looks so real!"
• Moose/Goose Figure- "She doesn't look so mean."
• Dragonfly Figure- "We can practically feel the fire!"
• Moon Moth Figure- "It looks kinda yummy, doesn't it?"
• Anchor Figure- "Anchors away!"
• "Moon" Figure- "Almost as pretty as the real thing."
• Malbatross Figure- "Not such a big bad bird now!"
• Crab King Figure- "He didn't seem very happy."
• Toadstool Figure- "Now we can play leap frog with it!"
• Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "Still kind of spooky."
• Klaus Figure- "Can we decorate it?"
• Bee Queen Figure- "Sweet!"
• Antlion Figure- "It's so life-like the mane looks fluffy!"
• Ancient Guardian Figure- "We feel a bit bad for stealing their treasure."
• Celestial Champion Figure- "It can't still see us... right?"
• Eye of Terror Figure- "We think we could've been friends."
• Twins of Terror Figure- "Now they'll always be together."

​Seafaring

• Boat Kit- "That's for building a boat."
• Plank- "It's the least fun diving board."
• Leak- "Quick, plug it up!"
• Boat Patch- "It makes the boat feel better."
• Oar- "More legs means faster rowing!"
• Driftwood Oar- "Rowing is kinda fun!"
• Anchor Kit- "That's for making an anchor."
• Anchor- "It's really, really heavy."
• Mast Kit- "That's for building a mast."
• Mast- "Wow, it's MASTive!"
• Winged Sail Kit- "This will look great on our boat!"
• Winged Sail- "Our boat looks ready to fly away!"
• Steering Wheel Kit- "That's for making a steering wheel."
• Steering Wheel- "Oh, oh, we want to steer!"
• Tin Fishin' Bin- "It's like an aquarium! Except we eat the fish..."
• Pinchin' Winch- "We're going hunting for treasure!"
• Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "We got something!"
• Pinchin' Winch (holding item)- "Is it something good?"
• Deck Illuminator- "Now our boat has a light!"
• Lightning Conductor- "We feel safer already!"
• Fire Pump- "Hey... is that a fish inside?"

​Balloonomancy

• Pile o' Balloons- "Is there going to be a party?!"
• Balloon- "Balloon animals! Balloon animals!!"
• Speedy Balloon- "Circles must be the speediest shape."
• Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "We have to hold on tight or it'll fly away!"
• Party Balloon- "Yay! It's a party!"
• Inflatable Vest- "We should take it on our boat trips."
• Balloon Hat- "It looks like a bunny!"

​Books

• Bookcase- "We helped make the doily!"
• Birds of the World- "This one has pictures!"
• Horticulture, Abridged- "Reading about veggies is almost as bad as eating them!"
• Applied Silviculture- "What else is there to know about trees?"
• Sleepytime Stories- "It's... beddy-bye time..."
• The End is Nigh!- "We don't like how this one ends!"
• On Tentacles- "Why are the pages all slimy?"
• The Angler's Survival Guide- "Will reading really make us better at fishing?"
• Pyrokinetics Explained- "Willow keeps trying to burn it... we thought she'd like it!"
• Overcoming Arachnophobia- "Why would anyone be afraid of spiders?"
• Tempering Temperatures- "Not too hot, not too cold, just right! Have we heard this story before?"
• Lux Aeterna- "Ms. Wickerbottom, could you make a nightlight for us?"
• Practical Rain Rituals- ""One of the simplest ways to invite rain is to kill a-" oh..."
• Lunar Grimoire- "We try not to think about the moon too much..."
• Apicultural Notes- "We thought we heard it buzzing!"
• Horticulture, Expanded- "It'll take us forever to read that!"
• The Everything Encyclopedia- "Seeing someone pick up a heavy book makes us nervous, somehow..."
• Lux Aeterna Redux- "It makes the brightest nightlight we've ever seen!"
• Fiery Pen- "How dangerous could a pen really be?"

Circuitry

• Bio Scanalyzer- "Watch out for our webs when you're flying!"
• Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "Is your name really Jimmy?"
• Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "WX! We think Jimmy's trying to get your attention!"
• Circuit Extractor- "We're not sure that's safe..."
• Bio Data- "Wow, it learned all that just by looking really hard?"
• Circuits- "Huh. Is that what robot insides look like?"

Clocksmithy

• Clockmaker's Tools- "Can we play with your tools, Ms. Wanda? We'll be careful!"
• Time Pieces- "Little clock bits."
• Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "Would we change anything if we could go back in time?"
• Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch (recharging)- "It's resting."
• Portal Entrance- "It looks a bit scary..."
• Portal Exit- "That looks like a long fall."
• Alarming Clock- "We never knew clocks could be so dangerous."

​Ectoherbology

• All Ghostly Elixirs- "Hey, you didn't tell me you were making crafts!"

​Engineering

• Trusty Tape- "It's sticky, like a web."
• Winona's Catapult- "We feel safer already!"
• Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "How come it's not on?"
• Winona's Inventions (burning)- "Oh, oh!"
• Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "Oh no! It got burnt!"
• Winona's Spotlight- "She made us a nightlight!"
• Winona's Generator- "It feeds hungry machines."
• Winona's Generator and G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "We think it's running low."
• Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "Hey Winona! How do we fix it?"
• Winona's G.E.M.erator- "Machines think gem power is really tasty."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "Winoooona! The thing broke!"

​Green Thumb

• Bramble Husk- "We're ready to let spikes fly!"
• Bramble Trap- "It's a very pointy planty trap!"
• Compost Wrap- "Double doodoo."

​Seasonings

• Garlic Powder- "Our breath will smell stinky. Yay!"
• Honey Crystals- "It turns everything into dessert!"
• Chili Flakes- "Ho! Ha! That's spicy!"
• Seasoning Salt- "Mmm, salty!"

​Slingshot Ammo

• Pebbles, Gold Rounds, Marbles, Freeze Rounds, Slow-Down Rounds, and Cursed Rounds- "Do you want us to help clean up?"
• Poop Pellets- "Haha, ew!"

Spider Care

• Den Decorating Set- "We know what'll make our spiderfriends happy, decorating their house!"
• Webby Whistle- "We can call our spider friends!"
• Shoo Box- "Ms. Wickerbottom said our friends need to go home if they don't behave."
• Healing Glop- "It's good for fixing spider booboos."
• Warrior Switcherdoodle- "We just know they're going to love it!"
• Dangler Switcherdoodle- "Who wants a cookie?"
• Cave Switcherdoodle- "We came up with the recipe all by ourselves!"
• Spitter Switcherdoodle- "We made it look just like our friend!"
• Shatter Switcherdoodle- "We made this cookie special!"
• Nurse Switcherdoodle- "Doesn't it look tasty?"
• Strider Switcherdoodle- "This one turned out really good!"

​Stagecraft

• Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, Bel Canto of Courage, and Fireproof Falsetto- "We like singing songs!"
• Rude Interlude- "We probably shouldn't repeat this one. It sounds rude."
• Startling Soliloquy- "The characters talk just like Wigfrid!"

Strongman

• Mighty Gym- "Can we try, Mr. Wolfgang? We've got extra arms to lift with!"
• Mighty Gym (burnt)- "Uh oh... Mr. Wolfgang won't be very happy..."
• Dumbbell, Golden Dumbbell, and Gembell- "It looks so easy when Mr. Wolfgang does it..."
• Potato Sack- "We peeked inside, some of them looked more like rocks than potatoes..."

​Events

Hallowed Nights

• Candy Bag- "Treats, treats, treats!"
• Candy Apple- "Oh, Wendy! We'll trade you for your choco pigs!"
• Candy Corn- "Haha ew! It's weird!"
• Catcoon Candy- "We forgot what good things tasted like!"
• Choco Pigs- "Mmm! Sweet revenge!"
• Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "Candy candy candy!"
• Gummy Spider- "We aren't totally comfortable with this."
• Jelly Worm- "Gummy worms, yummy worms!"
• Not-So-Candy Corn- "Haha, that's not candy!"
• Raisins- "Oh, Ms. Wicker! We saved these for you!"
• "Raisins"- "No worse than the other stuff we've eaten out here!"
• Candy Lice- "Wriggly, yet satisfying."
• Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "We like these a lot."
• Lava Pepper- "Gosh, it's spicy."
• Broken Stake- "Maybe we should hide this before someone gets hurt."
• Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "It's not bouncy. What's the point?"
• Empty Elixir- "I kinda wanna drink what's left, but he won't let me."
• Faux Fangs- "We've already got some, thanks."
• Monkey Paw- "The monkey probably needed that."
• Spider Ring- "It's a friend for our finger!!"
• Binoculars- "Haha! Everything looks so small!"
• Lone Glove- "That's boring."
• Snail Scale- "Haha, it looks like a snail shell."
• Goop Canister- "Haha! Weird!"
• Toy Cobra- "Neat!!"
• Crocodile Toy- "C'mon little croc! Let's adventure!"
• Broken Terrarium- "The plant is so pretty!"
• Odd Radio- "It doesn't get any good channels."
• Broken Hairdryer- "What's it for?"
• Mad Scientist Lab- "Wow. Look at it bubble."
• Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "Makes us feel big and strong!"
• Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "It's pretty powerful."
• Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "It's only a little powerful."
• Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "Neat! It's like firecrackers."
• Steeped Lunar Essence- "Should we drink that? No, we shouldn't."
• Totally Normal Root- "We should plant this somewhere."
• Totally Normal Sapling- "It's a monster kid. Like me!"
• Bat Decoration- "Gosh. That almost looks real."
• Crow Decoration- "If we put it in a tree it'd look almost real."
• Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "We should put this guy in a tree!"
• Ghost Decoration- "Oooh. Spooky. We should decorate!"
• Spider Decoration- "Aw. It's not real. Let's hang it somewhere."
• Tentacle Decoration- "Let's hang it somewhere for Halloween!"
• Bats coming out of tree- "Are we seeing things?!"
• Drinking bravery potion- "Hey, those trees aren't so scary anymore!"
• Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "Whoops!"

Winter's Feast

• Gift Wrap- "I want to give someone something nice!"
• Gift- "Oh! What is it?!"
• Festive Tree Planter- "It's just a boring planter without a tree."
• Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Aw... Why..."
• Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "It still needs to grow some more."
• Winter's Feast Tree- "Winter's Feast! It's Winter's Feast!"
• Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "Nooo! The tree!"
• Gingerbread Cookie- "I won't eat it. It's our friend now."
• Eternal Fruitcake- "Yuck! What is that??"
• Sugar Cookie- "Icy icy icing!"
• Candy Cane- "Eat twenty candy canes! There's no candy shame!"
• Chocolate Log Cake- "Haha, Wendy! Watch our Woodie impression!"
• Plum Pudding- "Where are the plums?"
• Apple Cider- "Apple juice?! Yes!!"
• Hot Cocoa- "It makes our claws and tummy so warm."
• Heavenly Eggnog- "It's really, really good!"
• Festive Bauble- "Can we get a boost? We can't reach the treetop."
• Festive Light- "We want to keep one for ourselves."
• Magnificent Adornment- "Wow, that one looks great!"
• Champion Adornment- "Not so scary when they're like this."
• Appeasing Adornment- "Huh. It kinda looks...goaty!"
• Masonry Oven- "Woah, that oven's huge!"
• Masonry Oven (cooking)- "Should we set the table while it's cooking?"
• Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "We can't wait til it's done!"
• Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "It's ready to eat!"
• Winter's Feast Table- "So big it could fit everyone!"
• Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "Enough food for everyone!"
• Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "Not the season for this."
• Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "Aww, someone ruined it."
• Merry Berrysauce- "It's so sweet, it almost tastes like candy!"
• Bibingka- "Huh, it's like a sweet bread!"
• Cabbage Rolls- "We hope Ms. Wickerbottom doesn't find out we didn't eat the cabbage..."
• Festive Fish Dish- ""Mmm, tasty!"
• Good Gravy- "We like lots of gravy!"
• Latkes- "They're like pancakes made out of potatoes!"
• Lutefisk- "It looks weird... but tastes great!"
• Mulled Punch- "Warms us right up!"
• Panettone- "Are we sure that isn't a fruitcake in disguise?"
• Pavlova- "We love anything with sugar!"
• Pickled Herring- "It looks tasty but... pickled fish?"
• Polish Cookies- "Yay! We love cookies!"
• Pumpkin Pie- "We'd like a big slice, please!"
• Roasted Turkey- "Can we have the wishbone?"
• Stuffing- "It smells so good!"
• Sweet Potato Casserole- "Are those marshmallows on top?"
• Tamales- "Mmm, spicy!"
• Tourtiere- "We've never had meat in a pie before."
• Gingerbread Pig- "Come back! Come back!!!"
• Gingerbread Pig House- "Let's eat it!"
• Gingerbread Varg- "Aaah! A gingerbread nightmare!"
• Cookie Crumbles- "That gingerbread guy has been here."
• Holiday Cheer- "It fills us with peace and joy!"
• Eating Holiday Cheer- "It... reminds me of mom's cooking..."
• Eating without feasting- "We really should share."
• Feasting- "We want to try everything!"
• Feasting buff- "Hey! Everything's all sparkly!"
• Feasting buff wearing off- "Aww, we were having fun!"

Lunar New Year

• Red Pouch- "We're so lucky!"
• Lucky Gold Nugget- "So shiny!"
• Red Firecrackers- "Don't worry Ms. Wicker, we'll be careful."
• Red Lantern- "Our own personal night light!"
• Lucky Fan- "It's so big!!"
• Lucky Beast Head- "The front part's sort of scary."
• Lucky Beast Body- "I'm not sure I want to be in *another* belly."
• Lucky Beast Tail- "We like the tail!"
• Floating Lantern- "We like to watch it paddle around."
• Dappled and Golden Koi- "It looks like it has whiskers!"

Gobbler

• Gobbler Shrine- "We wanna give it something!"
• Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "The pot's empty."
• Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "The fire destroyed it."

Varg

• Varg Shrine- "It wants to give us presents!"
• Varg Shrine (empty)- "Let's put the torch in!"
• Varg Shrine (burnt)- "The fire destroyed it."
• Lucky Whistle- "Our head buzzes when we blow it."
• Clay Hound- "Sit! Stay?"
• Clay Hound (statue)- "It looks like a big puppy."
• Clay Varg- "N-nice puppy!"
• Clay Varg (statue)- "It's got no eyes. Creepy!"
• Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "We need somewhere to make it!"
• Hound Figure- "Puppy!"
• Varg Figure- "That's a big, bad dog."

Pig King

• Pig Shrine- "We can make some fun stuff now!"
• Pig Shrine (empty)- "We should find some meat for it."
• Pig Shrine (burnt)- "Aww... that's too bad."
• Tribute Roast- "Yummy!"
• Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "Mmmmmm."
• Fish Heads on a Stick- "Smells good."
• Golden Belt- "Neat! The Pig King would like that."
• Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "Leave us alone!"
• Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "Yikes! He's angry."
• Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "Wish he wouldn't hit us so much."
• Elite Pig (Wade)- "Cool tattoos!"
• Can't play game (too late)- "It's too close to bedtime to start another game."
• Can't play game (area not empty)- "We need to clean up before we can play."
• Can't play game (danger)- "Lets wait until the danger passes before we play."
• Leaving game- "We'll leave this sign for someone else."

Carrat

• Carrat Shrine- "Do you have any fun things for us?"
• Carrat Shrine (empty)- "We should give it a present!"
• Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "That's no good..."
• Starting Point Kit- "Where should the race start?"
• Starting Point- "We'll win for sure!"
• Finish Line Kit- "We can't wait to see who crosses the finish line first!"
• Finish Line- "We hope our little friend doesn't get lost on the way."
• Finish Line (burnt)- "The firecrackers might have been a bad idea after all..."
• Finish Line (won)- "We did it! We won!!"
• Finish Line (lost)- "Woah, {winner}! How did you teach your Carrat to race like that?"
• Checkpoint Kit- "Might get lost without these markers."
• Checkpoint- "Check out this checkpoint!"
• Navigation Gym Kit- "We should find someplace to put this."
• Navigation Gym- "We're gonna be the very best trainer!"
• Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "They're getting the hang of it!"
• Navigation Gym (burnt)- "Uh oh..."
• Reflex Gym Kit- "All the things we need to build a gym for our Carrat."
• Reflex Gym- "We need to be ready for anything."
• Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "That looks kind of fun!"
• Reflex Gym (burnt)- "Uh oh..."
• Speed Gym Kit- "This should help make our Carrat faster!"
• Speed Gym- ""The wheel on the gym goes round and round.""
• Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "Look at it go!"
• Speed Gym (burnt)- "Uh oh..."
• Endurance Gym Kit- "This'll be fun!"
• Endurance Gym- "Look! It's got a little jump rope!"
• Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "Aww, it's so cute!"
• Endurance Gym (burnt)- "Uh oh..."
• Carrat Scale Kit- "We can't wait to see how good our Carrat is."
• Carrat Scale- "We already know our Carrat's the best!"
• Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "We still believe in you, no matter what the scale says."
• Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "Wow! You've been training hard!"
• Carrat Scale (burnt)- "I don't think we can use it anymore..."
• Packet of Seeds- "Hm, where should we plant them?"
• Premium Seed Packet- "We wonder what's gonna grow!"
• Carrat Figure- "It makes us feel content."
• Charlie's Carrat- "That one looks kind of spooky..."
• Can't start race with no participants- "We need to find some Carrats!"
• Race starting- "Ready, set, go!"
• Carrat is sleeping- "This is no time for a nap!"
• Carrat is stunned- "Oh no! Snap out of it!"
• Carrat going wrong way-
  • "Hey! You're going the wrong way!"
  • "You're supposed to go the other way!"
• Carrat is slow- "Come on, you've got to run faster!"
• Carrat is exhausted- "We don't think it can race anymore..."
• Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
  • "Whoops! Wrong Carrat!"
  • "They all look kind of similar..."

Beefalo

• Beefalo Shrine- "Let's make things!"
• Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "We should give it something. Maybe something fluffy!"
• Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "That isn't good..."
• Sewing Machine (held)- "We just need to set it up first."
• Sewing Machine- "We're really good with silk and threads!"
• Judge's Booth (held)- "We need to find a good spot for the contest."
• Judge's Booth- "Hello Mr. Judge? Can we start the contest now?"
• Beefalo Stage (held)- "Let's build it over... there!"
• Beefalo Stage- "Is our beefalo ready for the contest?"
• Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "It tells us how to make a beefalo costume. Well, part of one..."
• Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "We should show it to the judge!"
• Beefalo Dolls- "So soft and cuddly!"
• ()Warrior Costume Pattern- "Our beefalo might look scary in this, but we know they're really a big softy!"
• ()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "So many ruffles..."
• ()Festive Costume Pattern- "This is going to be so much fun!"
• ()Flowery Costume Pattern- "Flowers are always nice."
• ()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "We hope it's not too heavy for the beefalo."
• ()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "Brrr, maybe we should wear gloves for this."
• ()Formal Costume Pattern- "Our beefalo might look even more dapper than Maxwell!"
• ()Victorian Costume Pattern- "It's so fancy! We hope it's not too hard to make..."
• ()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "Another costume for our lucky beefalo!"
• Beefalo Figure- "Now we want to go for a beefalo ride!"
• Calling beefalo- "Over here, beefalo! Follow us!"
• Can't build stage too far- "We should put this where the judge can see it."
• Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "We don't have a beefalo to hitch up."
• Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "Our beefalo is too far away!"
• Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "Our beefalo isn't going anywhere."
• Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "I think they're a bit too cranky for that right now."
• Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "We're pretty sure we picked the right one!"
• Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "We can't play without entering a beefalo in the contest."
• Failed to start contest (generic)- "Anybody there? Guess not..."
• Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "Maybe there's another contest going on somewhere else?"
• Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "Aw, looks like he's busy."
• Learned new costume pattern- "We can't wait for our beefalo to try it on!"
• Costume pattern already known- "Hey, we already have that one!"

Catcoon

• Catcoon Shrine- "What a nice tribute!"
• Catcoon Shrine (empty)- "What could we offer it? Something from a bird?"
• Catcoon Shrine (burnt)- "I guess not everyone likes catcoons..."
• Kitcoon Nursery Kit- "We can use this to build a little house for the kitcoons."
• Kitcoon Nursery- "A nice safe place for kitcoons to rest after playing."
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek)- "They're hiding..."
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek, time almost up)- "We're almost out of time to find all of the babies..."
• Kitcoon Nursery (burnt)- "We hope it was evacuated..."
• Wind-up Mouse Toy- "Run little mouse, run!"
• Kit Collar- "We always wanted a pet!"
• Gobbler Wobbler Kit- "We'll have it done right away!"
• Gobbler Wobbler- "We hope the kitcoons like it!"
• Gobbler Wobbler (burnt)- "Oh no!"
• Kit Teaser Kit- "Where should we put it?"
• Kit Teaser- "We like watching the kitcoons play with it!"
• Kit Teaser (burnt)- "Aww..."
• Kitcoon Figure- "Whoah! I hope they don't fall over..."
• Catcoon Figure- "We respect the butterfly hunter."
• Kitcoon (forest)- "The minister's kit is an arborous kit!"
• Kitcoon (savanna)- "The minister's kit is a beastly kit!"
• Kitcoon (marsh)- "The minister's kit is a comfy kit!"
• Kitcoon (deciduous)- "The minister's kit is a dastardly kit!"
• Kitcoon (grassy)- "The minister's kit is an eager kit!"
• Kitcoon (rocky)- "The minister's kit is a ferrous kit!"
• Kitcoon (desert)- "The minister's kit is a golden kit!"
• Kitcoon (lunar)- "The minister's kit is a husky kit!"
• Kitcoon (festive)- "The minister's kit is an icy kit!"
• Ticoon- "Your majesty!"
• Ticoon (abandoned)- "We'll try our best to find them on our own."
• Ticoon (found Kitcoon)- "Wow! Good work, your highness!"
• Ticoon (lost trail)- "Aw, we weren't quick enough."
• Ticoon (Kitcoon nearby)- "Is there a kit nearby, our liege?"
• Ticoon (tracking)- "He's onto something!"
• Ticoon (tracking for someone else)- "He's helping someone else right now."
• Ticoon (no Kitcoons)- "It doesn't look like there's anything around here..."
• Ticoon (Kitcoons too far)- "Maybe the kit's out of his sniffing range?"

The Forge

• Battlemaster Pugna- "Maybe he's nice?"
• Pit Pig- "Leave us alone!"
• Crocommander- "Don't bite us!"
• Snortoise- "That turtle's huge!"
• Scorpeon- "Wouldn't you rather be bug friends with us?"
• Boarilla- "No monkey business, mister!"
• Grand Forge Boarrior- "You don't look so tough!"
• Rhinocebro- "Looks like a big bully!"
• Infernal Swineclops- "All that armor must be heavy."
• Ancient Gateway (off)- "This isn't home!"
• Ancient Gateway (on)- "Time to go... "home"."
• Ancient Anchor (empty)- "It doesn't have its key."
• Ancient Anchor (key)- "That looks much better!"
• Forge Portal- "That's the bad guy portal!"
• Battle Standard- "Hey, help me break this Battle Standard!"
• Baby Spider- "We'll protect each other, spider babies!"
• Magma Golem- "Hey hi, rock-person!"
• Living Staff- "That uses magic to hurt people."
• Infernal Staff- "It hurts people with magic."
• Petrifying Tome- "We can read the words but we can't make them work."
• Tome of Beckoning- "Are those even words in there?"
• Forging Hammer- "We're not strong enough to use it."
• Pith Pike- "Wigfrid makes it look so cool!"
• Spiral Spear- "I don't really want it."
• Riled Lucy- "You look different, Lucy. Did you get a haircut?"
• Blacksmith's Edge- "That sword is too big for us to carry!"
• Darts- "We like fighting from far away."
• Molten Darts- "Those look like fun!"
• Hearthsfire Crystals- "It's like fiery spit balls."
• Reed Tunic- "Uhh, I don't think that's very safe."
• Feathered Reed Tunic- "We'd skitter really fast with that."
• Wood Armor- "Safety first!"
• Jagged Wood Armor- "We like this armor a lot."
• Silken Wood Armor- "This armor seems pretty good!"
• Stone Splint Mail- "We'll be an impervious spider!"
• Steadfast Stone Armor- "Maybe we should let someone tougher have it."
• Grand Armor- "We should armor up to be safe."
• Barbed Helm- "That looks like it was made for spiders."
• Nox Helm- "We like that hat!"
• Resplendent Nox Helm- "That helmet is really something!"
• Feathered Wreath- "That might make us scuttle faster."
• Crystal Tiara- "It sure is sparkly."
• Clairvoyant Crown- "It looks neat, but we don't want it."
• Woven Garland- "I don't think we should wear that."
• Flower Headband- "It makes your day a little brighter."
• Blossomed Wreath- "It makes you feel a little better when you wear it."
• Started revival- "Hold on, we'll help!"
• Finished revival- "There you go!"
• Revived- "All better!"
• Refusing inappropriate weapon- "We don't want to use that."

The Gorge

• Mumsy- "Does your kid want to play?"
• Billy- "Hi! I'm Webber!"
• Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm- "Hi there! Wanna trade?"
• Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "Hey. You look nice."
• Swamp Pig Elder- "Hi, Mr. Pig!"
• Swamp Pig Elder and Pigeon (sleeping)- "It's sleeping."
• Swamp Pig- "They're not afraid of us!!"
• Old Beefalo- "Take it easy, grandpa."
• Pigeon- "I should leave it alone."
• Pigeon (dead)- "It's not moving."
• Pebble Crab- "Don't be afraid!"
• Berry Bush- "Aww... all the berries are gone now."
• Fern- "Maybe we could make a salad."
• Mushroom- "Those mushrooms are tiny."
• Mushroom (picked)- "No more little mushrooms."
• Rotten Crop- "That one got a bit squishy."
• Sapling- "It's gonna take too long to grow back."
• Spotty Shrub- "What a cool purple shrub."
• Spotty Shrub (picked)- "All the good stuff's gone."
• Sugarwood Tree- "I wonder why the people left this nice place."
• Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "Why would anyone do that?"
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "There isn't any sap yet."
• File:Sugarwood Tree Tapped Full.pngSugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "Sticky, sticky sap!"
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "Ew... The bugs got in it."
• Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "Aw, now it's not as pink."
• Ivy- "Ivy grows everywhere."
• The Altar of Gnaw- "I think it's hungry."
• The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "We hope it's good."
• Ancient Gateway- "At least it took us somewhere different."
• Beast of Hunger (1)- "It looks like the friendly goat we met."
• Beast of Hunger (2)- "A lotta goat statues around here."
• Broken Carriage- "I wish we could ride in that."
• Dilapidated Cathedral- "We can't even fix it."
• Dilapidated Chimney (1)- "Bummer."
• Dilapidated Chimney (2)- "Aw. That's too bad."
• Dilapidated Clocktower- "I don't think that clock works anymore."
• Dilapidated Door- "It doesn't lead anywhere anymore."
• Dilapidated House-
  • "Where did everyone go?"
  • "I wonder what happened here?"
  • "Looks like everyone left."
• Dilapidated Roof- "Too bad."
• Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "I think it's sort of pretty."
• Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "It almost looks real."
• Worn Pig House- "I've never seen their houses up close!"
• House Rubble- "No one lives in it anymore."
• Iron Fence- "It looks sharp."
• Locked Iron Gate- "It's locked. I think we need a key."
• Iron Gate- "Park. Park. Park!"
• Mealing Stone- "We want to do the grinding!"
• Park Fountain- "No coins in it. I guess no one made wishes."
• Post- "It's nice enough."
• Queen Beast- "Wow. She looks beautiful."
• Rundown House- "It doesn't look very cozy."
• Safe- "Well, it wouldn't hurt to take a look."
• Locked Safe- "Someone's precious things are probably inside."
• Sammy's Wagon- "Do they have any toys?"
• Pipton's Cart- "That's full of good stuff."
• Salt Pond- "It's all crusty around the edges."
• Stone Pillar- "It's a monument or something."
• Streetlight- "It's the kind of lamp they have in the city."
• Small Streetlight- "We're almost as tall as this lamp."
• Smashed Clock- "Does it still tell the right time?"
• Urn- "Aw. Someone died."
• Wrecked Bicycle- "Aww... It's broken."
• Pot Hanger (held)- "We should put it together."
• Pot Hanger- "We can hang a pot off this."
• Oven (held)- "We gotta set this up."
• Oven- "Mom said I should be careful around the oven."
• Small Grill (held)- "Let's find a place to put it."
• Small Grill- "What should we cook?"
• Large Grill (held)- "We could use it to make yummy food."
• Large Grill- "We have to be careful when we cook."
• Cookpot- "You cook stuff in it."
• Large Cookpot- "This pot's a bit bigger than the other one."
• Small Casserole Dish- "It's kinda small."
• Large Casserole Dish- "We can cooks stuff in it." [sic]
• Syrup Pot- "Sweet pot!"
• Salt Rack (held)- "We should set it up at the crusty pond."
• Salt Rack- "We have to wait for more salt."
• Salt Rack (ready)- "Salt's ready."
• Crab Trap- "We can trap little crabs in this."
• Hoe- "I know how to use this!"
• Slaughter Tools- "I don't wanna use this."
• Tree Tapping Kit- "It's a big ol'bucket."
• Key- "Cool! I wonder what it unlocks?"
• Iron Key- "We wanna go to the park."
• Ancient Key- "I wonder where this takes us."
• All Seed Packet types- "We can plant a whole bunch of food with this."
• All Seed types- "We can find out what they are by planting them."
• Salmon- "Mom said fish oil is good for our brain."
• Cooked Salmon- "Smells good!"
• Crab Meat- "Crabs kinda look like spiders."
• Cooked Crab Meat- "We don't want to eat it."
• Cooked Foliage- "This probably doesn't count as a salad, huh."
• Mushroom (item)- "I don't like mushrooms."
• Cooked Mushroom- "
• Garlic- "Maxwell says you ward monsters away with it."
• Roast Garlic- "It didn't ward us off!"
• Onion- "It makes all our eyes water!"
• Roast Onion- "Our eyes don't water any more."
• Potato- "Woah! A potato!"
• Roast Potato- "It's a cooked potato now."
• Toma Root- "Is it a fruit or a vegetable?"
• Roast Toma Root- "It's a cooked fregetable. Vruit?"
• Turnip- "Wow! It's a turnip!"
• Roast Turnip- "We cooked the turnip."
• Wheat- "If only I were back at the mill."
• Flour- "It's no good by itself."
• Goat Milk- "Milk is good for our bones. Endo and exo!"
• Salt Crystals- "We're gonna crunch them all up."
• Salt- "We don't use a lot of salt on our food."
• Sap- "Sticky, gooey sap."
• Ruined Sap- "Aw... It's no good anymore."
• Syrup- "Sweet!"
• Spotty Sprig- "It doesn't taste very good on its own."
• Spot Spice- "We ground it all up."
• Old Coin- "We could trade it for something small."
• Sapphire Medallion- "I wonder what we can buy with this."
• Red Mark- "We can buy a whole bunch of stuff with this."
• Gnaw's Favor- "The nice lady said we need three of them."
• Prepared dish- "We can put it on the altar now."
• Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "We think the Gnaw wants something different."
• Prepared dish (matches craving)- "The goat lady said this was what the Gnaw wanted."
• Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "This is what it wants, but it's kinda puny."
• Burnt Food- "It's okay. The next one will be better."
• Silver Plate- "Now we don't have to eat off the floor."
• Silver Bowl- "Now we have somewhere to put food."
• Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "Aww. We want in there."
• Cannot slaughter Old Beefalo (too far)- "Aw, it got away."
• Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "We already put this on a dish."
• Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "Hmmm... I think we need a different dish for this."
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "It's still working on the first one."
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "We don't think we should offer that."
• Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "Aw... It's the wrong one."
• Cannot use item (occupied)- "Oops. Someone else is using that."
• Food ruined (bad recipe)- "Oh no! That wasn't a recipe!"
• Food ruined (overcooked)- "Oh no! We burnt it!"
• Lost round- "Don't eat us!"
• Won round- "I'm ready to go home now!"

Midsummer Cawnival

• Corvus Goodfeather- "That's the biggest crow we've ever seen!"
• Crow Kid- "Are you a boy who was eaten by a crow?"
• Cawnival Token- "Wow, it's so shiny!"
• Prize Ticket- "We won a ticket!"
• Prize Tickets (small stack)- "Maybe now we can go get a prize!"
• Prize Tickets (large stack)- "It's a good thing we have extra arms to carry all these tickets!"
• Hubbub for Grub and Egg Scramble (held)- "We can help the birds set up."
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, and Egg Scramble- "It'll let us play if we give it something shiny."
• Hubbub for Grub (playing)- "Don't worry bird mom, all your babies will get fed."
• Hubbub for Grub (trapdoor)- "It's a little bird door."
• Grub- "We think Wurt might eat these too."
• Eggs in a Basket (held)- "We always wondered what it would be like to run away and join a carnival."
• Eggs in a Basket (playing)- "It's that one over there! Or... was it the other one..."
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor)- "It's a little bird door."
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor, playing)- "We're pretty sure it's this one! Or maybe that one."
• Egg Scramble (playing)- "We're really good at herding things!"
• Scrambling Egg- "Come back, eggy!"
• Prize Booth (held)- "We can't wait to see what kind of prizes they have!"
• Prize Booth- "We're saving up our tickets for that one in the back!"
• Confetti Cannon (held)- "We can't wait to play with it!"
• Confetti Cannon- "Can we turn it on? Pretty please?"
• Confetti Cannon (cooldown)- "Yay!!"
• Cawnival Sapling- "We need to find a good planting spot."
• Cawnival Tree- "It would look better with more decorations around."
• Cawnival Tree (level 2)- "We're pretty sure we can fit even more decorations around it!"
• Cawnival Tree (level 3)- "It's perfect!"
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, Midsummer Night Light, and Miniature Tree (held)- "We can put it together!"
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, and Mini Pendulum Ride- "We wish it was a little bigger so we could ride too!"
• Midsummer Night Light- "Night lights make the dark a little less scary."
• Miniature Tree- "This tree is so small!"
• File:Mystery Box.pngMystery Box- "We can't wait to see what's inside!"
• Cawnival Statuette- "It's a little wooden statue."
• Cawnival Statuette (uncommon)- "We're going to collect all of them!"
• Cawnival Statuette (rare)- "Oooh, we got an extra special one!"
• Seed Clusters- "We should've gotten the popcorn instead..."
• Corny Slush- "Is Ms. Wickerbottom trying to trick us into eating our vegetables again?"
• Chirpy Scarf- "We can look just like a crow now! Caw Caw!"
• Chirpy Cloak- "We always wanted a cape!"
• Chirpy Capelet- "Did they forget to add the bottom half?"
• Can't activate Cawnival game (already in use)- "We're playing next!"
• Can't activate Cawnival game (not token)- "Hmm, it doesn't want that."
• Can't summon Corvus (already here)- "We're pretty sure we saw him over here."
• Can't summon Corvus (busy)- "He looks pretty busy, we can come back later."
• Can't summon Corvus (not Cawnival time)- "Aww, did all the birds leave?"
• Missed in Hubbub for Grub- "Aw, we weren't fast enough."

Nature - Plants

• Evergreen, Lumpy Evergreen, Birchnut Tree, and Twiggy Tree (stump)- "Would a cool bandage make you feel better, Mr. Tree?"
• Sapling (picked)- "Don't worry lil guy, it'll grow back!"
• Twigs- "Does anyone want to play stick swords with us??"
• Reeds- "I bet those would be useful."
• Plant (ready to be picked)- "We grew it together!"
• Lumpy Sapling- "Weird little plant."
• Burnt Spiky Bush- "All burned up."
• Twiggy Tree- "We want to climb it!"
• Twiggy Tree (burning)- "What a senseless waste of firewood."
• Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "Only we can prevent forest fires."
• Twiggy Tree (old)- "It's too flimsy to climb."
• Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "Little tree!"
• Twiggy Tree Cone- "The tree wants to come out and play!"
• Sapling (diseasing)- "Are you okay, lil sapling?"
• Grass Tuft (diseasing)- "Are you okay, lil tuft?"
• Berry Bush and Juicy Berry Bush (diseasing)- "Are you okay, lil bush?"
• Diseased Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush- "Maybe it needs some chicken soup?"
• Juicy Berry Bush- "Those berries look so juicy!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "It's taking a nap."
• Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "Uh-oh! Burnies!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "It needs some poops!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "Into the ground with you!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "Aww, are you sad?"
• Marble Sprout- "You can plant anything in the ground!"
• Marble Shrub- "That's a weird shape for a bush."
• Rose- "Bright red petals! We love it!"
• Succulent- "We think it's a cactus."
• Succulent (held)- "It got picked."
• Bull Kelp- "There's some kelp floating in the water!"
• Bull Kelp (picked)- "We gave it a haircut."
• Bull Kelp Stalk- "It would be happier if we planted it."
• Driftwood- "They're fun to climb on."
• Driftwood (stump)- "Chopped all up."
• Driftwood (burning)- "It's getting all burned up!"
• Driftwood (burnt)- "All burned up."
• Driftwood Piece- "Easy piece-y."
• Lune Tree- "What a pretty tree!"
• Lune Tree (stump)- "Sorry, tree."
• Lune Tree (burning)- "I hope trees don't feel pain."
• Lune Tree (burnt)- "It's dead now."
• Lune Tree Blossom- "We like this flower!"
• Lune Tree Sapling- "It'll be a big tree one day."
• Stone Fruit Bush- "There's rocks growing out of that bush!"
• Stone Fruit Bush (picked)- "It doesn't have anything good."
• Stone Fruit Bush (barren)- "We don't think it can make fruit anymore."
• Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "Too hot."
• Stone Fruit Bush (disease warning)- "It looks a little pale."
• Diseased Stone Fruit Bush- "It's really sick."
• Stone Fruit Bush (burning)- "It's burning!"
• Sprouting Stone Fruit- "Oh wow, it's growing!"
• Spiny Bindweed- "This one's got lots of thorns."
• Binding Roots- "It really doesn't like when we pick the other plants!"
• Plant (happy)- "A happy plant."
• Plant (stressed)- "Aw, this plant doesn't look very happy..."
• Plant (very stressed)- "This plant looks miserable!"
• Plant (stressed, killjoys nearby)- "We should do some weeding... even if we don't like to."
• Plant (stressed, not enough identical plants nearby)- "Maybe it would be happier if it wasn't alone?"
• Plant (stressed, too many plants nearby)- "We packed too many plants too close together!"
• Plant (stressed, bad season)- "We don't think it likes this weather very much."
• Plant (stressed, not enough water)- "We should give it some water."
• Plant (stressed, poor nutrients)- "Maybe it needs some better dirt?"
• Plant (stressed, left unattended)- "Aww, do you need someone to talk to?"
• Giant Carrots- "It's so big!"
• Giant Corn- "Can we make giant popcorn?"
• Giant Pumpkin- "Let's carve a big scary face into it!"
• Giant Eggplant- "It's either extra eggy or extra planty."
• Giant Durian- "Eww... it has a bigger stink too."
• Giant Pomegranate- "We can't even wrap all our arms around it!"
• Giant Dragon Fruit- "Extra big and extra tasty."
• Giant Watermelon- "We want giant watermelon slices!"
• Giant Toma Root- "Big and juicy."
• Giant Potato- "Mr. Wolfgang will be so happy!"
• Giant Asparagus- "Oh... that's a lot of asparagus..."
• Giant Onion- "It's making all of our eyes tear up!"
• Giant Garlic- "What do we do with all this garlic?"
• Giant Pepper- "That looks pretty spicy."
• Giant Rotten Crop- "Blech, no thank you."
• Great Tree Trunk- "Can we make a big swing to hang from it?"
• Great Tree Root- "Tree toesies."
• Mossy Vine- "Maybe we could use that for a swing!"
• Knobbly Tree- "The water made it all pruney!"
• Knobbly Tree Nut- "It's almost as big as we are!"
• Above-Average Tree Trunk- "Now we have our own big tree!"

Nature - Objects

• Marble Pillar- "Nothing lasts forever on its own."
• Grave (dug)- "Maybe that was too mean."
• Merm Head (burnt)- "I wonder who that was."
• Florid Postern- "It's pretty... pretty scary!"
• Gigantic Beehive- "Oh, bother!"
• Honey Patch- "Not web. We can’t walk on it."
• Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "I wonder what the bees are making!"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "It's a bit scary, but we don't like to judge."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "That looks really nice!"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "I think it really ties the island together."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "It was hiding!"
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "Where's your head, mister?"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "Peekaboo, monster!"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "Oh! That piece was his nose."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "There! All better!"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "You look great!"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "I think it's stuck in there."
• Magma- "Ouch! Burnies!"
• Rock- "Wow! A rock!"
• Crispy Skeleton- "They're probably fine."
• Marble Statue (Comedy)- "It looks real lifelike, but it's all cold to touch."
• Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "Nice sword!"
• Statue (Pawn and Vase)- "Solid marble!"
• Meteor and Moon Rock- "Neat!"
• Celestial Orb- "Neat, it's a ball that floats by itself!"
• Celestial Portal- "Gosh. It's so sparkly!"
• Moon Stone (broken)- "It's broke."
• Moon Stone (repaired)- "I wonder what it wants?"
• Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Something else needs to happen, right?"
• Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "Bright sticky stick!"
• Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "I don't think it wanted that."
• Moon Rubble- "Oh... We don't like this!"
• Petrified Evergreen- "It's all stone and no bark."
• Rock Den- "It looks warm in there."
• Skeleton (male player)- "Oh no, %s! %s must have really hurt him!"
• Skeleton (female player)- "Oh no, %s! %s must have really hurt her!"
• Skeleton (robot and other player)- "Oh no, %s! %s must have really hurt them!"
• Stagehand- "Is there a spider friend rustling beneath?"
• Stagehand (walking)- "Definitely not a spider!"
• Suspicious Marble (rook)- "Looks like a... cactus? No, that's not right."
• Suspicious Marble (knight)- "Did someone lose this?"
• File:Sculpture Bishophead.pngSuspicious Marble (bishop)- "I think it's looking at us!"
• Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "Yikes."
• Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "Haha. We can stack things on its head and it won't even move."
• Loot Stash- "Presents?!"
• Lake- "That's a pretty lake!"
• Lake (dry)- "It takes forever to get sand out of our fur."
• Cave-in Boulder- "We'll need to mine it down, I guess."
• Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "Gotta get rid of the other boulders first."
• Garden Detritus- "We should clean that up."
• Anenemy- "What a cute starfish!"
• Anenemy (closed)- "Yikes, that thing was hungry!"
• Anenemy Trap- "Now nobody will hurt themselves on it."
• Celestial Altar Base- "It can't talk like we do, but it's a friend."
• Celestial Altar Idol- "It doesn't want to be here. We don't either."
• Celestial Altar Orb- "It wants to go to one of those cracks in the ground."
• Celestial Altar (incomplete)- "Don't worry, you'll be together again soon."
• Celestial Altar- "Hm? Do you need something from me?"
• Inactive Celestial Tribute- "It wants to go back home."
• Celestial Tribute- "We think it says we're getting closer."
• Celestial Sanctum Icon- "It wants to be back with the others."
• Celestial Sanctum Ward- "It's lonely, it wants its friends."
• Celestial Sanctum- "All together again!"
• Celestial Fissure- "It's trying to talk, we think!"
• Celestial Fissure (no light)- "Don't step on a crack!"
• Hot Spring- "Splish splash."
• Hot Spring (bombed)- "It smells nice and looks pretty."
• Hot Spring (glassed over)- "We could crack it open."
• Hot Spring (empty)- "Aw, it's all dried up."
• Inviting Formation- "Oh no, someone's trapped inside that rock!"
• Moon Glass- "Is the moon green, too?"
• Moon Shard- "It came from the moon. Wow!"
• Sea Bones- "Yuck! Dead stuff."
• Shattered Spider Hole- "I don't want to be friends with those ones."
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (initial)- "She must be sad living here all alone..."
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (upgraded)- "We hope this makes her feel happier!"
• Hermit Bee Box- "We hear a lot of buzzing inside..."
• Hermit Bee Box (no honey)- "There's no honey inside."
• Hermit Bee Box (some honey)- "Work faster, bees!"
• Hermit Bee Box (full of honey)- "Hey Ms. Old Lady! Look at all the honey they made!"
• Hermit Bee Box (burnt)- "The site of The Great Honey Fire."
• Hermit Drying Rack- "Maybe we could share some meat?"
• Hermit Drying Rack (drying)- "Is it done yet?"
• Hermit Drying Rack (meat and non-meat done)- "Ma'am! It's food time!"
• Hermit Drying Rack (meat and non-meat drying in rain)- "It's hard to dry when it's raining."
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "Is it done yet? I'm hungry."
• File:Hermit Drying Rack Burnt.pngHermit Drying Rack (burnt)- "It burned away."
• Plugged Fissure- "Woah! Why didn't we think of that?"
• Baritone Shell Bell- "We thought we saw something skitter inside it!"
• Alto Shell Bell- "It makes us want to hum along."
• Soprano Shell Bell- "Do you know any songs?"
• Boat Fragment- "Oh no, someone had an accident!"
• Sea Stack- "We hope no one crashes their boat on that!"
• Salt Formation- "They're kind of spooky."
• Salt Formation (partially mined)- "Hey, it's growing back!"
• Salt Formation (completely mined)- "Someone already took all the salt."
• Salt Crystals- "What a weird rock."
• Ocean Debris- "Yuck, it's just a big chunk of mud!"
• Wobster Mound- "Wonder what lives in there?"
• Moon Glass Mound- "We hear something tip-tapping in there."
• Shell Cluster- "Any pretty shells in there?"
• Sunken Chest (locked)- "It won't let us in!"
• Sunken Chest (unlocked)- "Whew... we thought there might be an angry clam inside."
• Mysterious Energy- "What could be in there?"
• Charged Glassy Rock- "Oh! It's so pretty!"
• Infused Moon Shard- "There's still lightning stuck in it!"
• Moongleam- "It makes all our spider hairs stand on end!"
• Odd Tool/Reticulating Buffer- "Is that the thing we're looking for?"
• Weird Tool/Widget Deflubber- "It looks like some kind of tool... maybe it's what he was looking for!"
• Strange Tool/Grommet Scriber- "We found it! He'll be so happy!"
• Funky Tool/Conceptual Scrubber- "We found a tool! Maybe it's the one he's looking for?"
• Bizarre Tool/Calibrated Perceiver- "Maybe this is what he was looking for?"
• Energetic Static- "That looks kinda dangerous..."
• Restrained Static- "It's like a big lightning bug stuck in a jar."
• Lunar Essence Extractor- "It's sucking up all the glowy stuff!"
• Sea Strider Nest- "Oooh, can we come play in your tree house?"
• File:Sea Strider Nest Burnt.pngSea Strider Nest (burnt)- "Oh no! Your tree house!"
• Conspicuous Chest- "We didn't find any toys inside."
• Conspicuous Chest (shimmering)- "We bet there are plenty of toys inside!"
• File:Conspicuous Chest Burnt.pngConspicuous Chest (burnt)- "Aww, it was such a pretty chest."

Nature - Caves

• Sinkhole (full)- "We'll explore when everyone else has had their turn!"
• Exit to Surface (full)- "They don't have enough space for us!"
• Bat Cave- "Oooh they're hiding in there!"
• Red Mushtree (blooming)- "Hahah! Wow, it smells so bad!"
• Green Mushtree (blooming)- "It's all round and squishy now!"
• Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "It sounds so funny!"
• Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "This one looks friendly!"
• Red Spore- "Our favorite color! Red!"
• Red Spore (held)- "If we stare at it we'll turn to stone!"
• Green Spore- "That's green, our favoritest color!"
• Green Spore (held)- "If we lick it we'll turn to wood!"
• Blue Spore- "Blue! That's our favorite color!"
• Blue Spore (held)- "If we eat it we'll turn to water!"
• Withered Flower- "Aww so sad!"
• Mysterious Plant- "What could possibly go wrong?"
• Fossil Fragment- "We want to play archaeologist!"
• Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "Needs more bones!"
• Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "Maybe we shouldn't play with bones."
• Odd Skeleton (complete)- "That looks real good!"
• Lunar Mushtree- "It's big and weird!"
• Lunar Spore- "They pop like balloons! Not as fun, though."
• Vitreoasis and Small Vitreoasis- "Isn't it dangerous to have glass in the pool?"
• Naked Mole Bat Burrow- "Yuck, did that all come from its nose?"
• Nightmare Rampart- "Um... we don't think the ground was like that before."

Nature - Ruins

• Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "It's been busted up."
• Ancient Chest- "We feel cold."
• Ancient Chest (locked)- "It's judging us."
• Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "We need another piece to turn it on."
• Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "What's it doing?"
• Ancient Gateway (activated)- "Does that mean we get to go home?"
• Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "It looks like it's gonna blow up!"
• Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "It wasn't a way home, anyway."
• Ancient Obelisk- "We never learned those letters."
• Ancient Beacon- "No light."
• Ancient Beacon (active)- "We don't like it."
• Ancient Mural (first)- "It's a picture of some bug people."
• Ancient Mural (second)- "This picture's all messed up."
• Ancient Mural (third)- "There's a lot of black goop in this picture."
• Ancient Mural (fourth)- "A picture of bug people escaping their bug outsides!"
• Ancient Mural (fifth)- "A picture of a city. It looks like a nice place to live."
• Atrium Statue- "They look sick."
• Ornate Pedestal (empty)- "It needs something shiny!"
• Ornate Pedestal (with gem)- "This one's all ready."
• Ancient Moon Statue- "Maybe the moon was important to them?"
• Sealed Portal (switch off)- "Maybe it used to go somewhere?"
• Sealed Portal (switch on)- "Aw, this one didn't turn back on."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (first, third, and fifth)- "We sure wish we knew what it says!"
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (second and fourth)- "It's very pretty."
• Tidy Hidey-Hole- "We never kept our room this clean."
• Ancient Kiln (empty)- "Bugs get hungry too! We should know!"
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, long time left)- "It won't be done for a while."
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, short time left)- "Almost ready!"
• Ancient Kiln (finished)- "Supper is served."
• Ancient Kiln (burnt)- "Someone must have left the fire going."
• Ancient Guard Post (inactive)- "Aw, it doesn't do anything."
• Ancient Guard Post (active)- "It's got a little night light inside!"
• Security Pulse- "Wait for us!"
• Sentrypede Husk- "Someone left these parts lying around."
• Fountain of Knowledge (inactive)- "We think it's broken."
• Fountain of Knowledge (active)- "Can we press all the buttons?"
• Distilled Knowledge- "How will we get it open?"

Turfs

• Most Turfs- "Some pretty average earth."
• Scaled Flooring- "Warm and cozy ground!"
• Moon Crater Turf, Rocky Beach Turf, and Shell Beach Turf- "Some ground that we dug up."
• Mutated Fungal Turf- "Some pretty average earth."
• Ancient Stonework- "Some very old stones."

Mobs - Monsters

• Hound's Tooth- "It's the perfect tooth to gnash."
• Spider Warrior (dead)- "Forgive us, brother."
• Spider Gland- "I won't think about where it came from."
• Guardian Pig- "They look angry."
• Mosquito (held)- "We should just squish you."
• Gem Deer- "Don't hurt us and we won't hurt you!"
• Grumble Bee- "So fluffy but so mean!!"
• Lavae- "Sizzling hot!"
• Hound (corpse)- "Poor puppy."
• Hound (corpse, burning)- "I miss the puppy, but I don't want it to come back."
• Hound (corpse, reanimating)- "Make it stop, make it stop!"
• Horror Hound- "Woah! How'd you get rid of your outside skin?"
• Horror Hound (sleeping)- "Night night, gross puppy."
• Horror Hound (dead)- "It's dead!"
• Moonrock Pengull- "It's even more monstrous than us!"
• Moonrock Pengull (sleeping)- "We don't want to get closer."
• Moonrock Pengull (dead)- "It's dead!"
• Shattered Spider- "These friends look... weird."
• Shattered Spider (sleeping)- "Night-night, scary friend."
• Shattered Spider (dead)- "Sorry!"
• Cookie Cutter- "Our boat's not a cookie!"
• Cookie Cutter Shell- "Ouch! It's spiky!"
• Rockjaw- "Shark attack!"
• Naked Mole Bat- "Don't look! It's not wearing any clothes!"
• Ancient Sentrypede- "We made it angry!"
• Fruit Fly- "Stop messing up our garden!"
• Moonblind Crow- "We think there might be something wrong with that bird..."
• Misshapen Bird- "Stop spitting at us!"
• Nurse Spider- "We feel better just having them around!"
• Sea Strider- "Maybe they can teach us how to swim."
• Egg of Terror- "A baby eye is about to be born."
• Suspicious Peeper- "We're not usually so bothered by a few extra eyes."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Snowbird (held)- "Let's name it "Francis"."
• Mandrake (cooked)- "The meeping had to stop."
• Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ow, our head!"
• Wobster- "We'd better stay away from the pinchy bits."
• Grass Gekko- "Hey! You dropped something!"
• Star-sky- "He's our new friend."
• Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "He was our new friend."
• Hutch- "Give us a Huggy!"
• Canary- "That's a yellow bird."
• Canary (held)- "Caught you!"
• Canary (poisoned)- "Uh, are you feeling okay?"
• Saffron Feather- "Feather of yellow."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "It's my friend."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "Happy lavae!"
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "Poor hungry lavae."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "It looks starving!"
• Lavae Egg- "Maybe I can make it hatch?"
• Lavae Egg (cracked)- "The egg seems happy."
• Lavae Egg (too cold)- "Poor egg. It looks cold."
• Lavae Tooth- "What a weird tooth."
• Chilled Lavae- "Being all frozen up probably isn't comfy."
• No-Eyed Deer- "It looks soft."
• No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "Did you change your hair, deer? Looks good!"
• Deer Antler- "Haha, weird."
• Puffin- "It looks like a nice bird."
• Puffin (held)- "I got you now."
• Puffin (sleeping)- "Nighty night."
• Carrat- "Hey, little friend!"
• Carrat (held)- "We'll keep you safe."
• Carrat (sleeping)- "Night night."
• Carrat (dead)- "Oh no!"
• Moon Moth- "What a pretty moth!"
• Moon Moth (held)- "Don't worry, we won't eat you."
• Lunar Wobster- "That's not how they usually look, is it?"
• Bulbous Lightbug- "We think it's probably too big to fit in a jar."
• Dust Moth- "Maybe it will help us tidy our things if we ask nicely."
• Friendly Fruit Fly- "This one's nice!"
• Friendly Fruit Fly Fruit- "Now the Fruit Flies listen to us!"

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Bunnyman and Beardlord- "Hop along, lil' bunny."
• Snurtle- "Let's snuff out that snurtle."
• Broken Shell- "Maybe that was a little too rough."
• Snurtle Shell Armor- "It didn't protect the last guy."
• Saladmander- "It smells like yummy fruit."
• Saladmander (ripe)- "It looks kinda yummy."
• Saladmander (sleeping)- "Night night!"
• Gnarwail- "Woah, it's got a spear on its head!"
• Gnarwail (broken horn)- "Still looks pretty dangerous."
• Gnarwail (follower)- "We're glad you're our friend now!"
• Gnarwail (follower, broken horn)- "We feel a bit bad about your horn..."
• Gnarwail Horn- "Maybe it's magic?"
• Skittersquid- "Wish we had eyes like that!"
• Loyal Merm Guard- "They look pretty scary!"
• Sea Weed- "Did we shrink? Or is this flower really big?"
• Seedshell- "We're sorry! We didn't mean it!"
• Sea Sprout Starter- "Where should we put you?"
• Sea Sprout- "Grow big and tall!"
• Mush Gnome- "What a funny guy."
• Grass Gator- "We don't think it wants to be friends with us."

Mobs - Tallbird family

• Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "This could feed us for days!"

Mobs - Bosses

• Spiderhat- "Very upsetting..."
• Moose/Goose nesting ground- "For its babies' sleepytime."
• Bee Queen- "Bees aren't our friends!"
• Bee Queen Crown- "We could be part bee now too!"
• Klaus- "That meanie imprisoned those deer!"
• Stag Antler- "I think maybe this goes somewhere."
• Antlion- "You're fuzzy. We like that."
• Antlion (happy)- "It's always nice to have more bug friends."
• Antlion (upset)- "I think it's upset."
• Desert Stone- "We didn't know rocks could smell."
• Desert Stone (active)- "I think it's ready!"
• Sand Spike- "Ouchie!"
• Sand Castle- "Not like this!!"
• Glass Spike- "Careful, it's fragile."
• Glass Castle- "We think it's great and we love it."
• Toadstool Cap- "Purple! It's purple!"
• Toadstool Cap (hole)- "Do you think we'd fit?"
• Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "I think it needs help getting out."
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "Yikes! That's a big frog!"
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "Toadally terrifying!"
• Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "I think it's doing something bad!"
• Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "Explodey fungus!"
• Shroom Skin- "Haha! Yuck!"
• Reanimated Skeleton- "I don't think it's friendly."
• Ancient Fuelweaver- "We'll defend ourselves if we have to."
• Woven Shadow- "Creepy!"
• Bone Armor- "Rattle rattle."
• Bone Helm- "It's not very comfy."
• Shadow Thurible- "It gets really hot."
• Malbatross- "Woah! That's a big bird!"
• Malbatross Feather- "Tickly!"
• Malbatross Bill- "It could've eaten us in one bite!"
• Crab King- "He looks pretty crabby!"
• Crab King (inert)- "Someone forgot to decorate their sandcastle."
• Imposing Claw- "Aaah! Leave us alone!"
• Cracked Pearl- "We hope Ms. Pearl isn't too mad at us..."
• Lord of the Fruit Flies- "He's a big meanie!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 1)- "Aah! It looks mad!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 1, dead)- "Whew, that was scary!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 2)- "Uh oh... we think we just made it madder..."
• Moonglass Spike- "Yikes, those are sharp!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 2, dead)- "Is it over now?"
• Celestial Champion (phase 3)- "We're sorry! We're sorry!"
• Enlightening Snare- "Now would be a really bad time to fall asleep."
• Celestial Champion (phase 3, dead)- "Watch out! It might get back up!"
• Defeated Celestial Champion- "We're not sure what he did, but it doesn't look like it's getting up again!"
• Enlightened Crown- "We see things when we put it on..."
• Enlightened Crown Shard- "Uh oh... maybe we can paste them back together?"
• Eye of Terror- "We don't like the look of that..."
• Twins of Terror- "Aww, they brought a friend!"
• Eye Mask- "We have even MORE eyes and teeth!"
• Shield of Terror- "Ms. Wickerbottom says we shouldn't bite."

Mobs - Other

• Crabby Hermit/Pearl- "She reminds me of grandma... but meaner."
• Pearl's Pearl- "We'll take really good care of it!"
• Gestalt- "They want to talk, but they don't know how!"
• Greater Gestalt- "They don't seem very friendly."
• Pipspook- "Hey little guy! Wanna play?"
• Royal-In-Progress- "Wow, becoming a king looks easy!"
• King of the Merms- "He looks pretty important."
• Woby (small)- "We have eight arms for petting!"
• Woby (big)- "Woby's so big and fuzzy and perfect for hugging!"
• Grainy Transmission- "Should we help him? I don't mind, but he's not so sure..."

Other Players

Wilson

• Generic- "Hi %s! Nice weather we're having!"
• Attacker- "Why are you being so mean, %s?"
• Murderer- "Meanie! We will stop you no matter what!"
• Reviver- "%s doesn't believe in ghosts, but he believes in us!"
• Ghost- "You're looking much paler than usual, %s!"
• Firestarter- "Uh... Is your hair smoking, %s?"

Willow

• Generic- "Hi %s! How's Bernie?"
• Attacker- "%s's playing with fire. Err..."
• Murderer- "You're gonna get burned, %s!"
• Reviver- "%s's like a burnt marshmallow. Crispy on the outside, gooey on the inside!"
• Ghost- "Uh-oh! Does that hurt, %s?"
• Firestarter- "Another fire? Well, as long as you're happy..."

Wolfgang

• Generic- "Hi %s! Have you been working out?"
• Attacker- "Hey %s, you look upset about something."
• Murderer- "You're just a big bully!"
• Reviver- "%s's nice! We wish he'd stop messing up our head fur, though."
• Ghost- "We're sure you're the strongest ghost, %s. Let's find you a heart, though."
• Firestarter- "%s, no!! Fire can hurt you!"

Wendy

• Generic- "Hi %s! Let's play, okay?"
• Attacker- "Are you angry at us, %s?"
• Murderer- "We're taking my friendship bracelet back!"
• Reviver- "%s always plays nice with ghosts."
• Ghost- "Don't worry, %s! Our spider friends will help bring you back!"
• Firestarter- "Uhh, uh-oh, let's play a different game, %s."

WX-78

• Generic- "Hi %s! You look very non-organic today!"
• Attacker- "We thought you were a friendly robot, %s!"
• Murderer- "Let us introduce you to our world wide web! Sh-sha!"
• Reviver- "Aww. We'd beep-boop %s on the nose if they had one!"
• Ghost- "Bad day destroying humans, %s? Tomorrow will be better!"
• Firestarter- "Maybe they didn't know fire is dangerous to us."

Wickerbottom

• Generic- "Hello Ms. %s!"
• Attacker- "Uh-oh! We're in trouble with Ms. %s!"
• Murderer- "Killer! Does this mean we don't have to do our homework?!"
• Reviver- "Ms. %s is very smart and wise. She's neat!"
• Ghost- "Don't worry Ms. %s, we'll find you a heart!"
• Firestarter- "Ms. %s! We already had our combustion lessons!"

Woodie

• Generic- "Hi %s, hi Lucy!"
• Attacker- "%s looks angry today."
• Murderer- "You need to treat people nicer, %s!"
• Reviver- "%s is gruff, but nice."
• Ghost- "Wanna go heart-hunting with us, %s?"
• Werebeaver- "%s's being gnawghty."
• Ghost Werebeaver- "Can we pet your ears or will our claws swish through?"
• Weremoose- "Woah! Would you give us a ride on your back, %s?"
• Ghost Weremoose- "Will we be able to find a heart big enough for you?"
• Weregoose- "Are you here to tell us nursery rhymes?"
• Ghost Weregoose- "Don't worry, we'll get you back to normal! Er, normal-ish."
• Firestarter- "Um. We think you lit a fire, %s."

Wes

• Generic- "Hey! Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "Maybe we can talk this out?"
• Murderer- "You're supposed to play nice!"
• Reviver- "%s is super nice. And his makeup's cool!"
• Ghost- "We'll help you get back on your feet, %s!"
• Firestarter- "You were just supposed to mime lighting it!"

Maxwell

• Generic- "Hi %s! Lookin' dapper!"
• Attacker- "%s looks eviller than usual..."
• Murderer- "You're the real monster, %s!"
• Reviver- "Wow, %s is really nice! He's helping people!"
• Ghost- "Aw %s, no one deserves to be stuck like that!"
• Firestarter- "Don't burn our things please. We like them."

Wigfrid

• Generic- "Wow, %s! You're lookin' tough!"
• Attacker- "%s looks really mean. And tough."
• Murderer- "We're not scared of pointy spearsticks! Fight!"
• Reviver- ""%s is a super valiant lady."
• Ghost- "Wow! Even as a ghost you're super tough, %s!"
• Firestarter- "You're supposed to put fires out when you're finished."

Webber

• Generic- "A spiderfriend! Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "Ah! We look scary when we're mad!"
• Murderer- "We won't let you hurt our friends!"
• Reviver- "%s likes helping ghosts, just like us."
• Ghost- "Oh no! We should help ourselves!"
• Firestarter- "Spiderfriend, why did you light that fire?"

Winona

• Generic- "Hi %s! Build anything neat today?"
• Attacker- "Don't do hits, %s!"
• Murderer- "Murderer! We didn't wanna have to do this!"
• Reviver- "%s keeps us all together."
• Ghost- "Aw, we're sorry that happened to you, %s."
• Firestarter- "Don't light fires, %s!"

Wortox

• Generic- "Hey %s! Your horns look nice!"
• Attacker- "Hey, play nice, %s!"
• Murderer- "Oh no! %s, what did you do!"
• Reviver- "Grandpa always said laughter was the best medicine!"
• Ghost- "Oh no, %s! You're hurt!"
• Firestarter- "Don't play tricks, Mr. Imp!"

Wormwood

• Generic- "Hey, it's our good friend, %s!"
• Attacker- "Hey, %s! Friends don't hit friends!"
• Murderer- "Wickerbottom says we can't be friends anymore!"
• Reviver- "%s is really rooting for us!"
• Ghost- "Poor %s! He died of loneliness!"
• Firestarter- "We don't think it's safe for you to be around fire."

Warly

• Generic- "Hey %s! Do you have any snacks?"
• Attacker- "%s, don't you think you should say sorry?"
• Murderer- "We thought you were nice!"
• Reviver- "Thanks a bunch, %s!"
• Ghost- "Oh no, %s is hurt!"
• Firestarter- "We don't think you were supposed to start that fire."

Wurt

• File:Wurt DST.pngGeneric- "Hey %s! Whatcha up to?"
• Attacker- "Hey, stop it! No hitting!"
• Murderer- "Why would you do that, %s?"
• Reviver- "Whew, thanks %s!"
• Ghost- "Don't worry! We're sure there's a heart around here somewhere!"
• Firestarter- "We... don't think that's allowed..."

Walter

• Generic- "Hey %s! Can I pet Woby?"
• Attacker- "That wasn't very nice, %s!"
• Murderer- "%s? We thought we were all friends!"
• Reviver- "%s is the best!"
• Ghost- "Oh no! What should we do, %s?"
• Firestarter- "Oh... s-should we start making a fire too?"

Wanda

• Generic- "Hey %s! Have you been any-when interesting lately?"
• Attacker- "That's not very nice, %s!"
• Murderer- "We never wanna see you again, not after what you did!"
• Reviver- "Thanks %s! We hope it didn't take up too much of your time..."
• Ghost- "Uh oh, %s needs help!"
• Firestarter- "Stop it, %s! You're gonna get in trouble!"

Wonkey

• Generic- "Hi Monkey!"
• Attacker- "Hey, that was mean!"
• Murderer- "We don't think we should play with that monkey anymore."
• Reviver- "We knew you were a nice monkey!"
• Ghost- "Don't worry, we'll make you all better!"
• Firestarter- "No, we're not supposed to play with fire!"

Other (Mod Characters)

• Generic- "Hey! Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "%s looks mean."
• Murderer- "Meanie! Get'em!"
• Reviver- "%s is super nice to ghosts."
• Ghost- "Don't worry %s, we'll find you a heart!"
• Firestarter- "%s, you lit a fire!"

Food - Meats

• Morsel- "A couple more'll make a morsel meal!"
• Cooked Monster Meat- "I don't know what everyone's complaining about."
• Cooked Frog Legs- "I admit, we've acquired a taste for those."
• Fish Steak- "Mmm, delicious!"
• Runty Guppy- "It's so little!"
• Needlenosed Squirt- "Aww, just a little guy."
• Bitty Baitfish- "It's kind of cute. Too bad we're gonna eat it."
• Smolt Fry- "We know we can catch a bigger fish!"
• Popperfish- "Woah, this fish is weird!"
• Fallounder- "What if we got a pile of these and jumped in it?"
• Bloomfin Tuna- "Wendy got mad when we said it reminded us of her..."
• Scorching Sunfish- "Ow! Owie! Hot!!"
• Spittlefish- "Haha, it spits!"
• Mudfish- "Eww, it'd covered in mud!" [sic]
• Deep Bass- "You'd be pretty tasty with some chips."
• Dandy Lionfish- "Yikes, this one's all prickly!"
• Black Catfish- "This one was really tough to catch."
• Corn Cod- "Does this count as eating our vegetables?"
• Ice Bream- "It's a fishsicle!"
• Sweetish Fish- "Look, it has a little mustache!"
• Barnacles- "We found them in the sea!"
• Cooked Barnacles- "We've never eaten barnacles before."
• Naked Nostrils- "A rosy pink nosey" [sic]
• Charred Nostrils- "It looks very chewy."

Food - Fruits

• Grilled Watermelon- "Anything can be cooked!"
• Lesser Glow Berry- "I dare you to eat it!"
• Juicy Berries- "Yum! Let's find more!"
• Roasted Juicy Berries- "They're so filling!"
• Fig- "This fruit is kinda weird, but tasty!"
• Cooked Fig- "Now it's hot fruit."

Food - Vegetables

• Kelp Fronds- "Slimy, yet satisfying."
• Cooked Kelp Fronds- "He doesn't like it very much, but I think it's okay."
• Dried Kelp Fronds- "Mmm, salty and flaky!"
• Stone Fruit- "We have to wait for it to ripen."
• Ripe Stone Fruit- "We cracked it open."
• Cooked Stone Fruit- "No more pit!"
• Garlic- "Maxwell says you ward monsters away with it."
• Roasted Garlic- "It didn't ward us off!"
• Onion- "It makes all our eyes water!"
• Roasted Onion- "Our eyes don't water any more." [sic]
• Pepper- "It's so small and cute!"
• Roasted Pepper- "I bet it's spicy."
• Potato- "Woah! A potato!"
• Roasted Potato- "It's a cooked potato now."
• Toma Root- "Is it a fruit or a vegetable?"
• Roasted Toma Root- "It's a cooked fregetable. Vruit?"
• Moon Shroom- "It looks weird."
• Cooked Moon Shroom- "We're not sure about this..."
• Fire Nettle Fronds- "A bad, stinging weed."
• Forget-Me-Lots- "This one has pretty flowers."
• Tillweeds- "It likes to make a mess of our garden."

Food - Crock Pot

• Bacon and Eggs- "I'd rather have sugary cereal. Oh well."
• Dragonpie- "Oh! Sweet and tasty!!"
• Fishsticks- "One of my favorite foods! Just me though."
• Turkey Dinner- "Like mother used to make, in the before time!"
• Flower Salad- "Five servings a day."
• Jellybeans- "Will they grow into candy beanstalks?"
• Bone Bouillon- "Warly makes really good stuff."
• Hot Dragon Chili Salad- "Okay, we'll eat a salad."
• Fish Cordon Bleu- "Thanks Warly!"
• Asparagazpacho- "I don't wanna eat it, but Warly was nice to make it for us."
• Glow Berry Mousse- "Mmm, mousse!"
• Creamy Potato Purée- "Just like grandma used to make!"
• Moqueca- "We love when Warly cooks for us."
• Grim Galette- "It's scary, but tasty."
• Stuffed Pepper Poppers- "We're so stuffed we'll pop!"
• Puffed Potato Soufflé- "It looks so fancy."
• Fancy Spiralled Tubers- "Woah! It's cool, AND edible!"
• Salsa Fresca- "Yummy but... spicy!!"
• Volt Goat Chaud-Froid- "WOW! Gelatin!"
• Barnacle Pita- "It's a little pocket of chewiness!"
• Barnacle Nigiri- "Wow, fancy!"
• Barnacle Linguine- "Watch how fast we can slurp it up!"
• Stuffed Fish Heads- "Yuck!"
• Leafy Meatloaf- "Not quite how mother used to make it."
• Veggie Burger- "This hamburger tastes kind of... grassy?"
• Jelly Salad- "We're not sure about this one..."
• Beefy Greens- "Is it meat or salad?"
• Mushy Cake- "Hey, this isn't real cake!"
• Soothing Tea- "Mother used to make tea for me... at least I think she did..."
• Figatoni- "We've never had sweet pasta before!"
• Figkabab- "We like to play swords with the stick when we're done."
• Fig-Stuffed Trunk- "That looks extra filling!"
• Figgy Frogwich- "Something we both like!"
• Bunny Stew- "We were told we can't lick it clean..."
• Frozen Banana Daiquiri‎- "We can pretend it's a milkshake!"

Food - Other

• Royal Jelly- "It's goopy."
• Moon Moth Wings- "Poor moth."
• Garlic, Onion, Pepper, Potato, and Toma Root Seeds- "We can find out what they are by planting them."
• Milky Whites- "Poor friend. Looks yummy, though."

Misc Items

• Gears- "WX eats them by the fistful!"
• Melty Marbles- "We could still play with these, if we’re extra creative."
• Hardened Rubber Bung- "I miss bath toys."
• Abigail's Flower (held)- "Pretty petals!"
• Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "I think it's listening to us!"
• Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "It's getting creepy!"
• Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "It gives us itches and skritches up our spine!"
• Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "Put it down! Put it down!"
• Abigail's Flower (ready)- "Scary blossoms!"
• Lucy the Axe- "If we talk to it will it talk back?"
• Codex Umbra- "I don't think we should play with that..."
• Blueprint (rare)- "This one feels special."
• Fur Tuft- "Fluffy and not from a spider."
• Sketch- "We need somewhere to make it!"
• Advert- "It has fishing secrets!"
• Ancient Key- "This key is REALLY old."
• Shadow Atrium- "Why does it make me feel so bad?"
• Gnomette- "It's watching us."
• Leaky Teacup- "We want some hot cocoa."
• White and Black Bishop- "We don't know how to play this game."
• Bent Spork- "Spork. Spork. Spork. Hahaha!"
• Toy Trojan Horse- "We like toys."
• Unbalanced Top- "This toy doesn't work very well."
• Back Scratcher- "Can we dig in the dirt with this?"
• Beaten Beater- "Mom had one of these."
• Frayed Yarn- "It's kinda like our webbing!"
• Shoe Horn- "Are we supposed to blow on it?"
• White and Black Knight- "We can't follow the rules if we don't know them."
• Lucky Cat Jar- "No cookies. Yet!"
• Air Unfreshener- "It's stinky."
• Potato Cup- "You're our cuppy cup!"
• White and Black Rook- "Maybe Maxwell will teach us how to play."
• Wire Hanger- "This is stupid."
• Blue Moonlens- "Hey! Did anyone lose an eye?"
• Green Moonlens- "We could always use more eyes!"
• Red Moonlens- "That rock needs a nap. Its eye is all red!"
• Orange Moonlens- "This rock helps me find my friends!"
• Purple Moonlens- "Now we won't need to leave a trail of breadcrumbs!"
• Yellow Moonlens- "Even with all our eyes, we'd still lose in a staring contest."
• Iridescent Gem- "We see eight million eyes reflecting back at us. Neat!"
• Moon Caller's Staff- "Whew. Gotta be careful where you point it!"
• Polar Light- "Woah! The cold makes all our hairs stand up!"
• Beach Toy- "Sand castles!"
• Crumpled Package- "We hope the stuff inside didn't get smushed."
• Lost Toy- "We think those might belong to someone else."
• Mourning Glory- "This seems like something Wendy would like."
• Message in a Bottle- "There's something inside!"
• Empty Bottle- "It's like the jars grandma used for her preserves."
• Bundle of Thanks- "It's always fun to unwrap a package!"
• Shell Bell Bundle- "We have so many shells to play with!"
• Tackle Box- "It's like a toybox, but for fishing stuff!"
• Spectackler Box- "We can put way more fishing stuff in there!"
• Fish Food- "We like feeding the fish!"
• Amberosia- "It doesn't taste as good as it looks."
• Milkmade Hat- "Mother said we must always drink our milk."
• Compost- "Yucky muck!"
• Terrarium- "So pretty! We want to shake it!"
• Terrarium (corrupted)- "Uh oh... is the tree sick?"
• Terrarium (activated)- "We could give it just a little shake, couldn't we?"
• Terrarium (summoning)- "WE DIDN'T SHAKE IT, WE PROMISE!!"
• Terrarium (dormant)- "Oh no! Did we lose the little tree somewhere?"
• Terrarium (no boss setting)- "We think we're done playing with Mr. Eyeball."

Adventure Mode

• Maxwell Statue- "We're still a little mad at him. But only a little."

Announcements

• Failed to do something- "Mom told me never to do that."
• Can't store (invalid item)- "That's against the rules."
• Wetness (medium)- "We're uncomfortably moist."
• Wetness (high)- "So wet!"
• Already has Critter- "I like the pet we've got."
• Ancient Chest combo failed- "But those were presents!"
• Ancient Chest combo successful- "It likes us!"
• Atrium destabilizing-
  • "That gateway did something weird."
  • "Something's happening."
  • "Let's get out of here."
• Ruins renewal- "Everything's back!"
• Battlecry (Deer)- "Hopefully we're venomous!"
• Becoming ghost- "oOooOooO!!"
• Beefalo mount health low- "Our hairy friend is hurt!"
• Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "We didn't climb into the saddle in time!"
• Boat damaged- "The boat is crying!"
• Boat sinking- "We're too young to drown!"
• Blueprint already known- "I'm pretty sure one of us knows that one."
• Can't learn blueprint- "Ms. Wickerbottom will have to explain this one."
• Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "Is it upside down? Nope. It's just wrong."
• Can't build Celestial Portal (in Caves)- "Doesn't work. We probably need to see the moon or something."
• Can't craft (missing ingredients)- "We don't have enough stuff!"
• Can't craft (unlearned recipe)- "We're not sure how to make that yet..."
• Can't craft (needs crafting station)- "We can't make that right now."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (generic)- "Not right now, we're comfy."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (on fire)- "Woah! Hot fashions!"
• Can't change in Wardrobe (in use)- "We'll give them some privacy while they change."
• Cannot construct (occupied)- "Aw, we don't wanna mess up someone else's stuff."
• Cannot construct (wrong material)- "It doesn't go there."
• Cannot construct (no materials)- "We need stuff to build with."
• Cannot construct (wrong plans)- "We don't think these are the right plans."
• Can't cook (in use)- "Ooo, make something tasty!"
• Can't fill watering can with ocean water- "Ms. Wickerbottom says that salt water is bad for plants."
• Can't give Advert to Tackle Receptacle (already known)- "We don't need two!"
• Can't give Sketch to Potter's Wheel (already known)- "We don't need two!"
• Can't groom beefalo (no beefalo)- "Once we've got a beefalo hitched up, we can make them fancy!"
• Can't groom beefalo (no hair)- "Maybe once the fur grows back."
• Can't place fish on Fish Scale-O-Matic (too small)- "This little guy's too small!"
• Can't place oversized crop on Produce Scale (too small)- "We'll have to get a bigger veggie, or maybe a fruit!"
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "Eight legs isn't nearly enough to sculpt with THAT."
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "Mom said to always finish my plate before seconds."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (Ancient Gateway not active)- "It's not waking up."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (structure wrong)- "We put the bones together wrong."
• Can't rummage (occupied)- "It's okay, we can wait for you to finish!"
• Can't store (occupied)- "Are you finding everything okay in there?"
• Can't rummage and store (Warly-exclusive object)- "Warly gets upset when we play with his things."
• Can't shave (someone else's beefalo)- "We shouldn't do that to someone else's beefalo."
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (wrong key)- "That doesn't go there!"
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (Klaus)- "It's too dangerous!"
• Can't write on sign (in use)- "We'll get our crayons ready while they finish up!"
• Can't build with encumbering item (wrong piece)- "This two piece puzzle sure is hard!"
• Can't place in Moon Stone (not staff)- "We think that'd make it angry."
• Caught in Binding Roots- "Hey! Let go!"
• Caught in Bone Snare- "Hey! Meanie!"
• Sinkhole warning-
  • "The ground's giving way!"
  • "It's rumble-y!"
  • "What's that?"
• Cave-in warning- "I think the sky is falling!"
• Compass broken- "Uh oh, I broke it."
• Danger, unable to leave game- "Can't! There's scary-biteys about!"
• Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "Everything's getting fuzzy!"
• Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
  • "Ughh!"
  • "We... can do it!"
  • "So heavy...!"
  • "Oof...!"
  • "Left foot... Right foot..."
  • "Chugga chugga chugga chugga..."
  • "Not enough... legs... to lift..."
  • "Hhhhfn!"
  • "Are... we there yet..."
• Failed to lower sail-
  • "We never did much sailing back home."
  • "Ouchie! The rope burned our hands!"
  • "We almost had it!"
• Failed to read Message in a Bottle- "We should wait until we get outside."
• Failed to revive Abigail- "Wendy would've been so happy if it worked."
• Failed to revive Ghost- "We don't think we even want them to come back."
• Flare set off by other player- "Oh, someone's calling us to come over."
• Ghost sanity drain- "We're becoming... even more monstrous!"
• Health too low, unable to attune to Meat Effigy- "We don't feel so good right now. Maybe later?"
• Hitting Ancient Fuelweaver's Shadow Shield- "We can't hit it."
• Klaus enraged- "Ah! I'm sorry we killed your deer!!"
• Klaus entering second form- "Its belly looks hungry!"
• Klaus summoning Krampii- "Uh-oh, it's got friends coming!"
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 1)- "We'll get you out."
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 2)- "Almost!"
• Mining Inviting Formation (finished)- "You're free!"
• Mushroom Planter needs Living Log- "It needs a special kind of log!"
• Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "It needs a mushroom!"
• Mushroom Planter won't take Moon Cap- "We don't think they're going to grow."
• Not Gem- "It doesn't fit right!"
• Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "We'd rather keep this one for ourselves."
• Not catching fish-
  • "Was that a nibble? Nope."
  • "Come on out, fishies!"
  • "This is getting kinda boring..."
  • "I thought fishing would be a bit more exciting."
• Paying tribute to Antlion-
  • "We hope you like our tribute!"
  • "For you!"
  • "Maybe it'll be happier now."
• Plant diseased pick warning- "Yuck!"
• Plant diseased dig warning- "Doesn't that feel better!"
• Refusing to eat invalid food- "That doesn't look like food to us."
• Refusing to eat yucky food- "We can't, we won't, we refuse to eat that."
• Rowing mistimed-
  • "We need to paddle at the right time!"
  • "Whoops! One more time!"
  • "Row row row your boat... maybe a bit better next time."
• Shadow Thurible out of fuel- "Aw, there goes our lure."
• Teleporting with Lazy Deserter- "We're here!"
• Trees petrifying- "The trees are yelling at us!!"
• Trying to fish in ocean with Fishing Rod- "We can't reach the fish with this rod!"
• Trying to fish in pond with Sea Fishing Rod- "We think we should use a different fishing rod."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, busy)- "We have something for you!"
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, dead)- "Um. We should probably keep it."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, inventory full)- "Hey! Make room!"
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, sleeping)- "Aww... They're getting their snoozies right now!"
• Unable to receive gift (danger)- "We'll open it later as a celebration of surviving this!"
• Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "I promise I'll ride you again after I open my present!"
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (already bath bombed)- "Aw, we wanted to do it!"
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (glassed over)- "There's too much glass in the way."
• Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "I can't! It's all burny!"
• Washing ashore after abandoning ship- "Our fur is soaking wet!"
• Whirly Fan broken- "Aaw, the twirly is gone."
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (not Nightmare Fuel)- "Maybe we can give it something else?"
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (dormant)- "Let's wait for the little tree to come back first!"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror arriving- "Why do we feel like we're being watched?"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror leaving- "It doesn't want to play anymore."
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror returning- "Coming back to play some more?"
• Talking to plants-
  • "Aww, are you lonely? We'll keep you company!"
  • "Hi plants! How do you do today?"
  • "We're always here when you need somebody to talk to!"
  • "One day you're going to grow up big and strong... and then we'll eat you!"
  • "You are a very good plant."

Skins

• Guest of Honor Set- "We like parties!"
• Survivor Set- "I want to go home, but we can't find the way."
• Triumphant Set- "Come closer - we are hungry!"
• Halloween Costume Set- "Raaar! ...That's our bat noise."
• Challenger Set- "We don't want to fight if we don't have to."
• Gladiator Set- "If you fight us, you will lose."
• Roseate Set- "The rose shelters our fur from the morning dew."
• Snowfallen Set- "We love playing in the snow!"
• Verdant Set- "Only the strongest spiders survive out here!"
• Culinarian Set- "Let's get cooking!"
• Victorian Set- "Look, we lost a tooth!"
• Rebel Set- "Don't mess with us."
• Magmatic Set- "We're like a walking volcano."
• El Tigre Cub Set- "Grrrr... We're scary!"
• Farmspider Set- "We were so lonely back then..."

Removed

• Saddlehorn- "I'm taking my saddle and leaving."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "We have failed him."
• Wardrobe- "We like playing hide-and-seek in wardrobes."
• Applied Horticulture- "Why should we read about flowers when we can pick them?"
• On Tentacles- "I'll read it for us!"
• Queenly Figure (shaking)- "Uh-oh! That looks bad!"
• Red Pouch- "Thanks birds!"
• Mumsy- "Do your kids want to play?"
• Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "Looks kinda creepy."
• Small Grill (held)- "We can have a cookout!"
• Small Grill- "What do you want to cook?"
• Iron Key- "This unlocks the gate to that park."
• Salmon- "Mom said salmon oil is good for our brain."
• Goat Milk- "Milk is good for our bones."
• Old Coin- "A penny!"
• QUAGMIRE_KINGCRAB_CASTLE- "Cool! A castle."
• QUAGMIRE_KINGCRAB_CASTLE (unknown)- "Huh. What is it?"
• Diseased Grass Gekko- "It's got ouchies in its tummy."
• Klaus (second form)- "Your belly looks hungry!"
• Inspecting self- "Lookin' good!"
• Antlion (upset)- "I think she's upset."
• Wilson (generic)- "Hey! Hi Wilson!"
• Wilson (attacker)- "That Wilson looks mean."
• Wilson (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Wilson (reviver)- "That Wilson is super nice to ghosts."
• Wilson (ghost)- "Don't worry Wilson, we'll find you a heart!"
• Willow (generic)- "Hey! Hi Willow!"
• Willow (attacker)- "That Willow looks mean."
• Willow (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Willow (reviver)- "That Willow is super nice to ghosts."
• Willow (reviver)- "%s is super nice to ghosts."
• Willow (ghost)- "Don't worry Willow, we'll find you a heart!"
• Wolfgang (generic)- "Hey! Hi Wolfgang!"
• Wolfgang (attacker)- "That Wolfgang looks mean."
• Wolfgang (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Wolfgang (reviver)- "That Wolfgang is super nice to ghosts."
• Wolfgang (reviver)- "%s is really nice! I wish he'd stop messing up our head fur, though."
• Wolfgang (ghost)- "Don't worry Wolfgang, we'll find you a heart!"
• Wendy (generic)- "Hey! Hi Wendy!"
• Wendy (attacker)- "That Wendy looks mean."
• Wendy (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Wendy (reviver)- "That Wendy is super nice to ghosts."
• Wendy (ghost)- "Don't worry Wendy, we'll find you a heart!"
• WX-78 (generic)- "Hey! Hi WX-78!"
• WX-78 (attacker)- "That WX-78 looks mean."
• WX-78 (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• WX-78 (reviver)- "That WX-78 is super nice to ghosts."
• WX-78 (ghost)- "Don't worry WX-78, we'll find you a heart!"
• Wickerbottom (generic)- "Hey! Hi Ms Wickerbottom!"
• Wickerbottom (attacker)- "That Wickerbottom looks mean."
• Wickerbottom (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Wickerbottom (reviver)- "Ms Wickerbottom is super nice to ghosts."
• Wickerbottom (ghost)- "Don't worry Ms Wickerbottom, we'll find you a heart!"
• Woodie (generic)- "Hey! Hi Woodie!"
• Woodie (attacker)- "That Woodie looks mean."
• Woodie (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Woodie (murderer)- "You need to treat people nicer!"
• Woodie (reviver)- "That Woodie is super nice to ghosts."
• Woodie (ghost)- "Don't worry Woodie, we'll find you a heart!"
• Woodie (ghost Werebeaver)- "Can I pet your ghost ears or will our claws swish through them?"
• Wes (generic)- "Hey! Hi Wes!"
• Wes (attacker)- "That Wes looks mean."
• Wes (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Wes (reviver)- "That Wes is super nice to ghosts."
• Wes (reviver)- "%s is super nice to ghosts."
• Wes (ghost)- "Don't worry Wes, we'll find you a heart!"
• Maxwell (generic)- "Hey! Hi Maxwell!"
• Maxwell (attacker)- "That Maxwell looks mean."
• Maxwell (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Maxwell (reviver)- "That Maxwell is super nice to ghosts."
• Maxwell (ghost)- "Don't worry Maxwell, we'll find you a heart!"
• Maxwell (ghost)- "Aw, even you don't deserve to be stuck like that, %s!"
• Wigfrid (reviver)- "%s is super nice to ghosts."
• Other player (murderer)- "Murderer! Cutthroat!"
• Cooked Monster Meat- "It'll go down, but it'll also come back up."
• Frayed Yarn- "Maybe we'll find another use for this."
• Lucky Cat Jar- "No cookies."
• Toadstool escaping- "It's looking around for a way out."
• Toadstool escaped- "Aww, the frog left!"

Trivia

• Inspecting a Purple Moonlens, Webber will say "Now we won't need to leave a trail of breadcrumbs!", which is a reference to the well known fairy tale Hansel and Gretel, in which the protagonists leave a trail of breadcrumbs to follow back to their home.
• Upon examining a Petrified Evergreen Webber will say "It's all stone and no bark." The bark is the hard outermost layer of tree trunks, and the quote itself may be a play-off of the commonly-used idiom "All bark and no bite".
• When examining a Gigantic Beehive, Webber will say "Oh, bother!". This is a possible reference to Walt Disney's Winnie the Pooh.
• His reaction to a violent Winona player ("Don't do hits, %s!") may be a reference to the My Brother, My Brother and Me episode "Tarantulas & Travis Did a Hit".