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–WX-78

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I WIN. GOOD.

This page lists WX-78's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains WX-78's quotes for items found in Shipwrecked. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Machete- "LONG BLADE FOR HACKING"
• Luxury Machete- "OSTENTATIOUS HACKING DEVICE"

Lights

• Chiminea (all stages)- "PROTECTION FOR FIRES FROM ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARDS"
• Bottle Lantern- "LIGHT-PRODUCING LIFE HARNESSED"
• Boat Torch- "MARINE ILLUMINATION"
• Boat Lantern- "SEE THE SEA AT NIGHT"
• Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "A FLAWLESS STRUCTURE"
• Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "WARNING: FIRE IS RAMBUNCTIOUS"
• Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "MAXIMUM FIREPIT EFFICIENCY ACHIEVED"
• Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVELS LOW"
• Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVELS CRITICAL"
• Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "NO FIRE DETECTED"
• Tar Lamp- "WHAT A PATHETIC LIGHT"
• Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "NEITHER OF US BELONG OUT HERE"
• Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "OPTIMAL FIRE OUTPUT"
• Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "AVERAGE FLAME HEIGHT"
• Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "SUBPAR FIRE OUTPUT"
• Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "FIRE POWER: INSUFFICIENT"
• Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "NO SURPRISE. WE ARE AT SEA"

Survival

• Thatch Pack- "INTERIM CARGO DEVICE"
• Booty Bag- "PIRATES MUST HAVE STRONG CORE CONSTRUCTION"
• Sea Sack- "LOCKS IN FRESHNESS"
• Tropical Fan- "DEFIES CONSERVATION OF ENERGY"
• Silly Monkey Ball- "SOURCE OF OBJECTIONABLE MONKEY MIRTH"
• Tropical Parasol- "PALMY MODERATE STRENGTH PROTECTIVE SCREEN"
• Anti Venom- "ERADICATES CONTAGIONS FROM MAIN SYSTEM FUNCTIONS"
• Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "THATCH ROOF PROTECTION ACQUIRED"

Food

• Mussel Stick- "PROTEIN ATTRACTION AND GROWTH SYSTEM"
• Mussel Bed- "THEY LIVE IN THE WATER AND ARE HORRIBLE"
• Fish Farm (empty)- "COMPLETELY LIFELESS. GOOD"
• Fish Farm (growing)- "I THREW EGGS IN IT."
• Fish Farm (one fish)- "HELLO FLESHLING. WELCOME TO MY TRAP"
• Fish Farm (two fish)- "HORRIFYING. THEY ARE UNAFFECTED BY THE WATER"
• Fish Farm (three fish)- "HOW DO THEY NOT SHORT CIRCUIT"
• Fish Farm (four fish)- "I HAVE MANY PRISONERS NOW"

Science

• Sea Lab- "NO KIN OF MINE WOULD STAND IN THAT HIDEOUS MOISTURE"
• Ice Maker 3000- "CHILL OUT, BRO"
• Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "MACHINE IS OPERATING AT OPTIMAL LEVEL"
• Ice Maker 3000 (medium)- "MACHINE IS OPERATING SATISFACTORILY"
• Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "FUEL IS REQUIRED FOR FURTHER PRODUCTION"
• Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "MACHINE IS RUNNING ON EMPTY"
• Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "FUEL IS DEPLETED"
• Quacken Drill- "THE OCEAN FLOOR WILL TREMBLE BEFORE ME"

Fight

• Poison Spear- "TOXIN DELIVERY SYSTEM"
• Poison Dart- "PROJECTILE-BASED COMMUNICABLE DISEASE DELIVERY SYSTEM"
• Coconade- "IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE NUT"
• Coconade (lit)- "NUT EXPLOSION IMMINENT"
• Spear Gun (empty and all spears)- "SPEAR EFFICIENCY INCREASED"
• Cutlass Supreme- "IT'S AN IMPLEMENT OF DEATH, CONSTRUCTED OUT OF OTHER DEATH"
• Horned Helmet- "MAMMALIAN-DERIVED HELMET"
• Seashell Suit- "PROTECTIVE MEASURE FOR METAL HOUSING"
• Limestone Suit- "EXTRA HEAVY DUTY CASING"
• Cactus Armor- "SENDING CACTUS FRIEND REQUEST..."

Structures

• Sand Castle- "IT WAS A JOY TO CONSTRUCT THIS IMPERMANENT CASTLE"
• Sand Castle (sand)- "I AM A SAND ARCHITECT"
• Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "HOW WILD CAN THEY BE IF THEY LIVE IN A HOUSE?"
• Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "THE MAID TOOK THE YEAR OFF"
• Limestone Wall (inventory and placed)- "ROUGH STONE DEFENSES"
• Dragoon Den- "JERK LAIR."
• Sandbag (held and placed)- "WATER ABSORPTION SYSTEM"
• Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "NEW TERRITORY ACQUIRED"
• Seaworthy (SW world)- "LEAVING EQUATORIAL ZONE"
• Buoy- "WILL NOT MATURE INTO A MUAN"
• Sea Chest- "KEEPS STUFF AWAY FROM THE CRUMMY OCEAN"
• Ballphin Palace- "ALLY STORAGE UNIT"
• Sea Wall (held)- "SEA WALL MATERIAL"
• Sea Wall- "DEFINITELY NOT A FIREWALL"

Refine

• Cloth- "PLANT MATTER DERIVATION"
• Limestone- "CORAL DERIVATIVE"
• Empty Bottle- "GLASS LIQUID VESSEL"
• Coral Nubbin- "ORGANIC LIFE HAS NOT YET TAKEN HOLD"

Magic

• Piratihatitator- "WORD PRONUNCIATION PROGRAM REBOOTING..."
• Piratihatitator (burnt)- "MY SPEECH SYSTEM WAS LABORING TO PRONOUNCE ITS NAME ANYWAY"
• Dripple Pipes- "DOWNLOADING SHEET MUSIC..."

Dress

• Brain of Thought- "PROVIDES DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT"
• Snakeskin Hat- "LEATHERY HEADWEAR"
• Snakeskin Jacket- "PREVENTS HARDWARE MALFUNCTIONS FROM PRECIPITATION EVENTS"
• Blubber Suit- "DISGUSTING INSULATING PROPERTIES DETECTED"
• Windbreaker- "NEGATES MOMENTUM IMPEDIMENTS FROM WIND EVENTS"
• Tar Suit- "KEEP THE WATER OUT. KEEP IT OUTTT"
• Particulate Purifier- "PREVENTS NOXIOUS FUMES FROM PERMEATING OUTER CASING"
• Sleek Hat- "THE INTERSECTION OF AERODYNAMICS AND FASHION"
• Shark Tooth Crown- "I'M THE KING OF THIS PART OF THE WORLD"
• Dumbrella- "DESIGN REDUNDANCY PROVIDES PEAK PERFORMANCE"

Nautical

• Log Raft- "I AM UNCOMFORTABLE BEING SO CLOSE TO THE WATER"
• Raft- "I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO FALL INTO THE GLORIFIED SALT PUDDLE"
• Row Boat- "I ROWBOAT"
• Cargo Boat- "SAILING VESSEL WITH EXTRA STORAGE CAPABILITIES"
• Armored Boat- "WAR VESSEL WITH DEFENSIVE OUTER SHELL"
• Encrusted Boat- "I DO NOT TRUST IT TO KEEP ME DRY"
• The 'Sea Legs'- "IT COULD USE AN UPGRADE"
• Sea Legs Sail- "THE ORGANICS KEEP IT AS A REMINDER OF THEIR MORTALITY"
• Boat Repair Kit- "SEA VESSEL REPAIRS AT SEA"
• Thatch Sail- "ADDED WIND HARNESSING CAPABILITY"
• Cloth Sail- "INCREASED EFFICIENCY OF WIND HARNESSING CAPABILITIES"
• Snakeskin Sail- "REPTILIAN SCALES IMPROVE SAIL EFFICIENCY"
• Feather Lite Sail- "INCREASED POTENTIAL FOR HARNESSING WIND"
• Iron Wind- "MOTORIZED SEA VESSEL UPGRADE"
• Boat Cannon- "MODIFICATION TO WARSHIP CAPABILITIES"
• Quackering Ram- "OUT OF MY WAY, INFERIORS"
• Sea Trap (held and placed)- "GO INSIDE STUPID SEA THINGS."
• Sea Yard (off)- "POWERED DOWN"
• Sea Yard (on)- "BOAT MAINTENANCE: ENGAGED"
• Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "FUEL INPUT REQUIRED"
• Tar Extractor (off)- "I MUST HIT THE SWITCH TO WAKE MY BROTHER"
• Tar Extractor (on)- "MY MACHINE BROTHER WORKS THE WATER IN MY STEAD"
• Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "MY MACHINE BROTHER HUNGERS"
• Trawl Net- "USE IN BAD WEATHER FOR BEST RESULTS"
• Trawl Net (detached)- "IT APPEARS TO HAVE PERFORMED ITS TASK"
• Trawl Net (sinking)- "IT WILL SINK WHEN IT REACHES ITS SATURATION POINT"
• Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "IT IS ABOUT TO REACH MAXIMUM SATURATION POINT"
• Spyglass- "TEMPORARY VISION SYSTEM UPGRADE"
• Super Spyglass- "MAXIMIZES VISION SYSTEMS"
• Captain Hat- "HEADWEAR THAT ATTRIBUTES CAPTAIN STATUS"
• Pirate Hat- "HEADGEAR BEST SUITED FOR SEA TRAVEL"
• Lucky Hat- "BUT WHAT IS ITS PURPOSE"
• Life Jacket- "ELIMINATES DEATH OUTCOME FROM SHIPWRECKING EVENTS"

​Volcanic

• Obsidian Machete- "HACKING BLADE WITH FIRESTARTING CAPABILITIES"
• Obsidian Axe- "AXE WITH FIRESTARTING FEATURE"
• Obsidian Spear- "A WAR TOOL, RETOOLED FOR MAXIMUM KILLING POTENTIAL"
• Obsidian Armor- "INCENDIARY DEFENCE SYSTEM"
• Obsidian Coconade- "COCONADE EFFICIENCY HAS BEEN MAXIMIZED"
• Howling Conch- "THIS BLOWS"
• Sail Stick- "NO LOGICAL EXPLANATION DETECTED"
• Volcano Staff- "VOLCANO REMOTE CONTROL"

Nature - Plants

• Bamboo Patch (normal and burning)- "LUMBER AVAILABILITY == TRUE"
• Jungle Tree- "IT HOUSES A SELF-CONTAINED ECOSYSTEM"
• Viney Bush and Snake Den (normal and burning)- "NATURE IS CHAOS"
• Bamboo Patch (stump and withered)- "LUMBER AVAILABILITY == FALSE"
• Jungle Tree (stump)- "ECOSYSTEM INTERRUPTED"
• Viney Bush and Snake Den (stump)- "CHAOTIC NATURE HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY TAMED"
• Jungle Tree (burning)- "THE ECOSYSTEM BURNS"
• Bamboo Patch and Palm Tree (burnt)- "I WIN. GOOD."
• Jungle Tree (burnt)- "ECOSYSTEM TERMINATED"
• Viney Bush and Snake Den (burnt)- "NATURAL CHAOS HAS BEEN SOLVED"
• Bamboo Root- "MUST ADD GROUND"
• Viney Bush Root- "IT IS NOTHING WITHOUT DIRT"
• Jungle Tree (seed)- "JUNGLE TREE: ZYGOTE STAGE"
• Jungle Tree (sapling)- "JUNGLE TREE: EMBRYONIC STAGE"
• Bamboo- "VERSATILE ENGINEERING MATERIAL DETECTED"
• Vine- "UNRULY NATURE"
• Grass (water)- "SELF-WATERING FLORA"
• Brainy Sprout (normal and picked)- "HIGHLY EVOLVED CORAL VARIETAL"
• Seaweed (planted and picked)- "IT IS SLIMY AND DISGUSTING"
• Mangrove (normal, burning, and stump)- "IT MUST NEED TO REGULATE ITS WATER INTAKE"
• Mangrove (burnt)- "IT NO LONGER NEEDS TO REGULATE ITS WATER INTAKE"
• Palm Tree- "THIS TREE IS ALL TRUNK"
• Palm Tree (burning)- "IT IS IN THE PROCESS OF BECOMING BURNT"
• Palm Tree (stump)- "DE-TREED"
• Palm Tree (sapling)- "DUMB TREE INFANT"
• Palm Leaf- "MULTI-USE VEGETATION"
• Regular Jungle Tree (normal and stump)- "THIS DUMB TREE HAS A DUMB FACE"
• Tidal Plant- "A PLANT OF NO IMPORTANCE"

Nature - Objects

• Crabbit Den (normal and collapsed)- "THE SHELLED ONES STILL FEEL THE NEED TO HIDE"
• Fishermerm's Hut- "AROMA IDENTIFICATION SYSTEM UPDATE... FISH MAX"
• Merm Hut- "OUTDATED ABODE"
• Merm Hut (burnt)- "DILAPIDATED ABODE"
• Shoal- "MEAT DEPOSIT"
• Wobster Den- "THE ARMORED ONES DWELL THERE"
• Coral Reef- "PEAK CORAL PRODUCTION"
• Coral- "SELF-SUSTAINING LIVING BUILDING MATERIAL"
• Coral Larva- "DO NOT TOUCH ME"
• Limpet Rock (normal and withered)- "STUPID MEAT WILL NEVER DEVOUR STONE"
• Limpet Rock (picked)- "STONE IS FREE OF PARASITIC MEAT"
• Magma Pile- "SENSING BARELY CONTAINED UNSTABLE FORCES"
• Krissure- "THE EARTH IS JUST VENTING"
• Steamer Trunk- "SOMEONE GOT TIRED OF LUGGING"
• Sandy Pile- "THE ROCK DUST COLLECTS"
• Sand- "GRAINS OF DEFEATED ROCK"
• Sharkitten Den- "THIS IS NO ORDINARY FISH CARCASS-STREWN SAND PILE"
• Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "NOW IT IS JUST AN ORDINARY PILE OF SAND"
• Volcano- "I HAVE FOUND THE EARTH'S GEOLOGICAL EXHAUST SYSTEM"
• Dragoon Egg- "SELF-REPRODUCING BYPRODUCT OF NATURAL EXHAUST SYSTEM"
• Suspicious Bubbles- "BUBBLES RISE FROM UNKNOWN SOURCE"
• Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "SWIMMING MEAT SIGNATURE LOST"
• Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail, Monsoon Season)- "ERROR"
• Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "SWIMMING MEAT SIGNATURE LOCATED"
• Tar Slick- "THERE'S SOMETHING USEFUL IN THIS FILTHY POND"
• Tar- "NOT FOR CONSUMPTION"
• Tar Trap- "STICKY BOOT INHIBITOR"
• Tidal Pool- "NATURALLY OCCURRING WATER FEATURE"
• Lava Pool- "VOLCANIC FIRE DEPOSIT"
• Mussels- "PROTEIN CONGREGATION POINT"
• Mussels (with stick)- "MUSSEL FARM: ACTIVE"
• Slot Machine- "METAL DOPAMINE DISPENSER"
• Electric Isosceles- "SCIENTIFIC ANOMALY"
• Octo Chest- "HOW DOES HE FILL IT?"
• Debris- "WATER VEHICLE NOT REPAIRABLE"
• Crate- "EVIDENCE OF A SEA CALAMITY"
• Wildbore Head (normal and burnt)- "IT IS MISSING A BODY"
• Seashell- "DISCARDED SEA SOMETHING"
• Poisonous Hole- "THE SOIL ITSELF IS TOXIC"
• Gunpowder Barrel- "USEFUL WARNING LABEL"
• X Marks the Spot- "ILLOGICAL STORAGE OF PRECIOUS OBJECTS"
• Treasure Chest- "TREASURE CONTAINER"
• Rawling- "CRAZY OBJECT WARNING"
• Watery Grave- "JETSAM DETECTED"
• Wreck- "INSUFFICIENT CAPTAINING"
• Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "FINALLY SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE"
• Grassy Thing- "PRIMITIVE, BUT EFFECTIVE"
• Screw Thing- "SPEAK TO ME, MACHINE"
• Wooden Potato Thing- "INNOVATIVE"
• Ring Thing- "A CONSTRUCT OF A NATURALLY OCCURRING SHAPE"

Nature - Volcano

• Obsidian Workbench- "THE ASSEMBLY LINE FOR VOLCANO PRODUCTS"
• Coffee Plant- "BUSH PRODUCES NARCOTICS"
• Coffee Plant (picked)- "NARCOTIC PRODUCTION RENEWING"
• Coffee Plant (barren)- "THE BUSH IS NO LONGER HOLDING"
• Coffee Plant (withered)- "NARCOTIC PRODUCTION SUSPENDED"
• Coffee Plant (held)- "JUST ADD ASH"
• Elephant Cactus- "PLANT HAS ACTIVATED DEFENSIVE SYSTEM"
• Elephant Cactus (withered)- "ITS PROCESSES ARE LINKED TO THE EXHAUST SYSTEM TIMETABLE"
• Elephant Cactus Stump- "PLANT IS DORMANT"
• Elephant Cactus (held)- "TRANSPLANTING PLANT"
• Cactus Spike- "STUPID PLANT DROPS WEAPONS THAT CAN BE USED AGAINST IT"
• Obsidian Boulder- "PICK AXE RESISTANT."
• Obsidian- "VOLCANO BYPRODUCT"
• Charcoal Boulder- "CARCINOGENS DETECTED."
• Burnt Ash Tree- "IDIOTIC BUSH! WHY WOULD YOU GROW HERE!"
• Dragoon Saliva- "HAZARDOUS WASTE"
• Woodlegs' Cage- "THAT CAGE MUST WEIGH A SKELE-TON!"
• Woodlegs (free)- "
• Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "PRIMITIVE EXHAUST SYSTEM CONTROLLER"
• Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "THE CONTROLLER NEEDS INPUTS"
• Volcano (exit)- "IT IS NOT WISE TO SUBJECT MY HOUSING TO THESE CONDITIONS FURTHER"

Turfs

• Jungle Turf- "TANGLY"
• Other Turfs- "GROUND PARTS"

Mobs - Monsters

• Crocodog- "AGGRESSIVE FLESH ORGANISM"
• Yellow Crocodog- "YOUR BIOLOGICAL DEFENSES ARE USELESS"
• Blue Crocodog- "WET FLESH ORGANISM"
• Floaty Boaty Knight- "MY PEER HAS GONE PIRATE"
• Flup (normal and in ground)- "NATURE HAS CREATED ANOTHER TERRIBLE ITERATION"
• Eyeshot- "WEAPONIZED CARCASS REMAINS"
• Pirate Ghost- "ARRR YOU A RESTLESS SOUL?"
• Poison Mosquito (normal and held)- "A FILTHY, TOXIC PEST"
• Yellow Mosquito Sack- "MOSQUITO HARD DRIVE IS INFECTED WITH A VIRUS"
• Snake- "HISSING MENACE"
• Poison Snake- "TOXINS DETECTED"
• Snakeskin- "THE SNAKE LOST ITS SKIN. HA HA"
• Spider Warrior (venomous)- "HEIGHTENED THREAT DETECTED"
• Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "THREAT SUSPENDED"
• Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "I WIN"
• Sea Hound- "CREATURE OF LITTLE BRAIN AND BIG JAWS"
• Stink Ray- "THEY SPRAY TOXIC ODOR CLOUDS"
• Swordfish- "FIGHTING FISH"
• White Whale- "MYTHIC LEVELS OF HATRED DETECTED"
• White Whale Carcass- "FILTHY METHANE BUILDUP DETECTED"
• Dragoon- "VOLATILE LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE DETECTED"

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Blue Whale- "SUBOPTIMAL SEROTONIN LEVELS DETECTED"
• Blue Whale Carcass (all stages)- "FILTHY METHANE BUILDUP DETECTED"
• Bottlenose Ballphin- "POLYMER BASED LIVING ORGANISM?"
• Dorsal Fin- "DO ORGANICS HAVE DETACHABLE PARTS?"
• Jellyfish- "THIS FLESHLING APPEARS TO RUN ON ELECTRICITY"
• Jellyfish (held)- "THE ELECTRIC FLESHLING WANTS TO BE IN WATER. STRANGE"
• Water Beefalo (normal, sleeping, and follower)- "THEY GROUP TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY ARE WEAK INDIVIDUALLY"
• Horn- "NEEDS A REED TO ACCESS ACOUSTIC POTENTIAL"
• Prime Ape- "MODERATELY EVOLVED"
• Wildbore- "AGGRESSION DETECTED"

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Bioluminescence- "BIOLUMINESCENT SEA GUNK"
• Crabbit and Beardling (normal and held)- "MEAT SHEATHED IN ORGANIC ARMOR"
• Shifting Sands- "IT HAS EVOLVED INTO A COWARD"
• Dogfish- "IT SWIMS POINTLESSLY"
• Sharkitten- "THIS KITTEN HAS A HELICOPTER PARENT NEARBY"
• Fishbone (normal and Packim dead)- "DEED OF OWNERSHIP TO EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT"
• Fishbone (ashes)- "OUTPUT OF FIRE PROGRAM."
• Packim Baggims- "WINGED EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT"
• Rainbow Jellyfish- "A BARELY ACCEPTABLE LIFEFORM"
• Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "WHAT DO YOU WANT, LIFEFORM"
• Parrot- "THIS BIRD WISHES TO CONVERSATE"
• Parrot Pirate- "YOU ARE MISSING A SHOULDER"
• Seagull- "WINGED SCUM"
• Seagull (in water)- "THE WATER IS NOW UNCLEAN"
• Toucan- "YOU HAVE AN INORDINATE AMOUNT OF NOSE"
• Cormorant- "IT CAN FLY, BUT IT IS STILL INFERIOR"
• Doydoy- "INTELLIGENCE NOT DETECTED"
• Doydoy Nest- "MULTIPLICATION INCUBATOR"
• Doydoy Feather- "I WILL NEVER BE SO SOFT. GOOD."
• Doydoy Egg- "THEY HAVE A DISGUSTING MANUFACTURING PROCESS"
• Hatching Doydoy Egg- "ECOSYSTEM IMBALANCE DETECTED"
• Baby Doydoy- "POTENTIAL FOR INVASIVE SPECIES DETECTED"
• Wobster- "ARMORED MEAT SOURCE"
• Fishermerm- "AROMA IDENTIFICATION SYSTEM UPDATE... FISHY"

Mobs - Bosses

• Palm Treeguard- "SENTIENT TREE VIGILANTE"
• Quacken- "WHAT IS THE NATURAL PURPOSE OF THIS ABOMINATION?"
• Quacken Tentacle- "THE TIP OF THE MONSTERBERG. I MADE A JOKE"
• Chest of the Depths- "DID THE ABOMINATION EXIST TO PROTECT THIS CHEST?"
• Quacken Beak- "ALL BEAK, NO BITE"
• Sealnado- "SIGH. NATURE IS TERRIBLE"
• Sealnado (failed attack)- "
• Sealnado (seal form)- "YOU HAVE TO BE LAUNCHING A JOKE EXECUTABLE ON ME"
• Turbine Blades- "ENGINE OF THE STORM"
• Magic Seal- "SEAL EYES TRIGGERING STRANGE CONFLICTS"
• Tiger Shark- "WHY WOULD NATURE MAKE THIS TERROR?"
• Eye of the Tiger Shark- "IT HAS 20 VISION"
• Shark Gills- "IT DROPPED ITS BREATHING APPARATUS"

Mobs - Other

• Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "MONKEY ROYALTY ACQUIRED"
• Yaarctopus- "MANY-ARMED TRADER"

Food - Meats

• Dead Dogfish- "THE FLESHLING STOOD NO CHANCE"
• Dead Swordfish- "LIFE IS NOT WORTH IT"
• Tropical Fish- "YOU ARE TROPICAL AND A FISH"
• Dead Jellyfish- "WILL DECOMPOSITION INCREASE GELATINOUS TEXTURE?"
• Cooked Jellyfish- "40% REDUCTION IN GELATINOUS TEXTURE"
• Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "I LIKE IT BETTER THIS WAY"
• Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "RAINBOW ROBOT FUEL"
• Dried Jellyfish- "IT'S ENJOYED A 75% REDUCTION IN GELATINOUS TEXTURE"
• Raw Fish and Fish Morsel- "SWIMMING MEAT SWIMS NO MORE"
• "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "HERMETICALLY SEALED FOODSTUFFS"
• Fish Steak- "MISSING ADDON... CHIPS"
• Cooked Fish Morsel- "CITRUS SPRITZING REQUIRED"
• Limpets- "SMALL PROTEIN SOURCE"
• Cooked Limpets- "FIRE ADDS PLEASURE?"
• Mussel- "MUSCULATURE NOT DETECTED"
• Cooked Mussel- "FLAVOR MOLECULES ARE STRONG"
• Roe- "POTENTIAL AQUATIC INFERIORS"
• Cooked Roe- "THEY WERE VULNERABLE AND I DESTROYED THEM. HAHAHA"
• Neon Quattro- "IT LIVES SUBMERGED IN WATER. TERRIFYING"
• Cooked Neon Quattro- "I WILL EAT THIS HORRIBLE WATER-DWELLER"
• Pierrot Fish- "THIS FISH IS DRIER THAN THE OTHERS"
• Cooked Pierrot Fish- "I WILL GAIN ITS DRYING POWERS"
• Purple Grouper- "I RESCUED IT FROM THE WATER. INGRATE"
• Cooked Purple Grouper- "NOW IT'S ROBOT FUEL. HA HA"
• Shark Fin- "THE RUDDER OF THE BEAST"
• Dead Wobster- "PROTECTIVE ARMOR HAD LIFE-BREAKING BUGS"
• Delicious Wobster- "APPEAL DOES NOT COMPUTE"
• Fried Doydoy Egg- "EATING IS DUMB"
• Bile-Covered Slop- "IT IS MEAT, NO MYSTERY THERE"
• Dragoon Heart- "EDIBLE POWER CORE"

Food - Fruits

• Banana- "MORE CARBON"
• Cooked Banana- "THESE FOOD THINGS ARE SO TEDIOUS"
• Coconut- "TREE FRUIT"
• Halved Coconut- "NUT-RITION NOW ACCESSIBLE"
• Roasted Coconut- "TOASTY AROMA DOES NOTHING FOR ME"
• Coffee Beans- "DRINKABLE BEANS"
• Roasted Coffee Beans- "NARCOTIC BEAN HAS REACHED OPTIMUM ROAST LEVEL"

Food - Vegetables

• Seaweed- "IT IS SLIMY AND DISGUSTING"
• Roasted Seaweed- "HEALTHY SNACK"
• Dried Seaweed- "HEALTH FOOD"
• Sweet Potato (planted)- "FOOD GROWING FROM THE GROUND. GROSS"
• Sweet Potato- "GROSS"
• Cooked Sweet Potato- "THE STARCH AND SWEET FIGHT FOR DOMINANCE AND WX-78 LOSES"

Food - Crock Pot

• Banana Pop- "STICK ADDON INSTALLED"
• Bisque- "BATTERY POWER IN A BOWL"
• California Roll- "NUTRITION ROLLS"
• Ceviche- "INITIATING MASTICATION PROTOCOL"
• Coffee- "HOT BEAN JUICE"
• Jelly-O Pop- "IT WILL KEEP MY SYSTEMS RUNNING"
• Lobster Bisque- "BODYFUEL"
• Lobster Dinner- "THE WOBSTER HAS FULFILLED ITS DESTINY"
• Seafood Gumbo- "READY FOR INGESTION"
• Shark Fin Soup- "APPEARS EDIBLE"
• Surf 'n' Turf- "PREPARE FOR CALORIC INTAKE"
• Fresh Fruit Crepes- "READY FOR DELICIOUS CONSUMPTION"
• Monster Tartare- "IT WILL SUFFICE"
• Mussel Bouillabaise- "ACTIVATING TONGUE SENSORS"
• Sweet Potato Souffle- "OFFENSIVE"
• Caviar- "I EXPECTED THEM TO WRIGGLE. DISAPPOINTING"
• Tropical Bouillabaisse- "THIS WILL FUEL MY SUPERIOR MECHANICAL BODY"

Food - Other

• Blubber- "MULTI-PURPOSE MAMMAL FAT"
• Brainy Matter- "CONSUMING TRANSFERS STIMULATING PROPERTIES"
• Sweet Potato Seeds- "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR FILTHY-HORRIBLE TORTURE PLANTS"

Misc Items

• Venom Gland- "SOURCE OF POISON ANTIDOTE"
• Dubloons- "DEAD CURRENCY"
• Hail- "NATURE IS LAUNCHING AN AIRSTRIKE"
• Message in a Bottle- "INEFFICIENT DATA COMMUNICATIONS SYSTEM"
• Spoiled Fish- "ALL LIFE DIES AND THEN SMELLS"
• Snake Oil- "THIS HAS NO BENEFICIAL PROPERTIES WHATSOEVER"
• Harpoon- "FLESHLINGS ARE WEAK TO SHARP FLUNG OBJECTS"
• Trident- "AN ANCIENT KILLING TOOL. I LIKE IT"
• Peg Leg- "I SWING THIS LEG WITH MY ARM"
• Orange Soda- "IS THIS A CONSUMABLE?"
• Voodoo Doll- "WHAT AN UGLY PLAYTHING"
• Ukulele- "UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO BREAK"
• License Plate- "HOW DID THIS GET HERE?"
• Ancient Vase- "MINUS FLOWERS"
• Brain Cloud Pill- "PROCESSOR STATUS REPORT... CLEAR SKIES"
• Wine Bottle Candle and Soaked Candle- "THIS VESSEL IS ODDLY SUITED TO FACILITATING ILLUMINATION"
• Broken AAC Device- "OF COURSE IT'S BROKEN, IT'S MISSING A DR356X001"
• One True Earring- "MISSING AN EAR"
• Old Boot- "MINUS FOOT"
• Sextant- "I HAVE NO TROUBLE TAKING PRECISE MEASUREMENTS"
• Toy Boat- "THIS BOAT CONSTRUCTION IS PREPOSTEROUS"
• Sea Worther- "I MUST ADAPT THIS DEVICES MEASUREMENT PROTOCOLS"
• Iron Key- "AN ANALOG KEY"
• Bone Key- "NOT A DRM KEY"
• Golden Key- "A RIDICULOUS KEY"
• Tarnished Crown- "HEADGEAR NOT SUITED TO A DEVELOPED CRANIUM"

Announcements

• Volcano eruption warning- "EARTH DESTABILIZING"
• Volcano eruption- "GEOTHERMAL ACTIVITY DETECTED"
• Sea Hounds are coming- "AQUATIC PREDATORS INCOMING."
• Crocodogs are coming- "SOMETHING IS COMING"
• Sealnado is coming- "WARNING: LARGE ATTACKER INCOMING"
• Map border approaching- "EXITING CHARTED TERRITORY"
• Entering map border- "NAVIGATION SYSTEMS OFFLINE!"
• Exiting map border- "RETURNING TO CHARTED TERRITORY. WHEW"
• Riding wave- "01010111 01000101 01000101"
• Boat losing durability- "DAMAGE SUSTAINED"
• Boat leak- "DESTRUCTION IMPENDING"
• Boat sinking- "DESTRUCTION IMMINENT"
• Trawl Net full- "READY TO REEL IN NET"
• Crabbit escape- "THE MEAT HAS ESCAPED"
• Wrong world- "MY SCANS SHOW NO VALUABLES HERE"

Removed

• Chiminea (all stages)- "PROTECTION OF FIRE ASSET FROM WEATHER ELEMENTS"
• Silly Monkey Ball- "SOURCE OF MONKEY MIRTH"
• Piratihatitator- "GATEWAY TO UN-SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTATION"
• Coconade- "I'VE IMPROVISED A QUICK FLESHLING OBLITERATOR"
• Cutlass Supreme- "DEATH IMPLEMENT CONSTRUCTED OF DEAD MATERIAL"
• Trident- "ANCIENT KILLING TOOL"
• Prime Ape Hut- "MAID TOOK WEEK OFF"
• Sand Castle- "STRANGELY PLEASING STRUCTURE"
• Sandbag (held)- A WEAPON IN THE AGE OLD FIGHT AGAINST WATER ENCROACHMENT"
• Sandbag- "TAKE THAT ENCROACHING WATER"
• Seaworthy (SW world)- "MALFUNCTIONING"
• Log Raft- "INEFFICIENT SEA VESSEL"
• Raft- "BARELY ADEQUATE VESSEL FOR SEA TRAVEL"
• Row Boat- "POWERED BY ELBOW LUBRICATION"
• Joy of Volcanology- "WHERE DOES IT PLUG IN?"
• Bamboo Patch- "SOURCE OF BUILDING MATERIAL"
• Jungle Tree (sapling and seed)- "JUNGLE TREE... EMBRYONIC STAGE"
• Palm Tree- "THIS TREE IS TOO STUPID TO COVER ITSELF"
• Palm Tree (stump)- "DEACTIVATED"
• Palm Tree (burnt)- "ASH DISPENSER"
• Sharkitten Den- "THIS IS NO ORDINARY SAND PILE WITH FISH CARCASSES AROUND IT"
• Malfunctioning Novelty Ride- "MALFUNCTIONING"
• Slot Machine- "ADDICTIVE PLEASURE CENTER STIMULANT"
• Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "VOLCANO MODULATION DEVICE"
• Snakeskin- "THE SNAKE DROPPED ITS SKIN"
• Poison Mosquito- "TOXIC PEST"
• Bottlenose Ballphin- "STOP BEING FRIENDLY. IT'S REPELLANT"
• Jellyfish- "UNABLE TO CLASSIFY"
• Jellyfish (held)- "THIS FLESHLING APPEARS TO RUN ON ELECTRICITY"
• Water Beefalo- "HERDING SPECIES OF MEAT"
• Dogfish- "IT SWIMS POINTLESSLY"
• Sweet Potato Seeds- "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS"
• Trawl Net full- "MY NET FILLED UP!"
• Speargun- "COME AT ME, SEA CREATURES"
• Poison Speargun- "DEAL TOXINS FROM A SAFE DISTANCE"
• Poison Speargun- "DOLES OUT TOXINS FROM SAFE DISTANCE"
• Obsidian Speargun- "DELIVERS FIRE VIA PROJECTILE"
• Seaweed (plant)- "THE SEA HAS WEEDS TOO?"
• Doydoy Egg- "DISGUSTING MANUFACTURING PROCESS"
• Doydoy Feather- "FEELS SOFT TO MY HARD TOUCH"
• Blue Whale Carcass (all stages)- "METHANE BUILDUP DETECTED"
• White Whale Carcass- "METHANE BUILDUP DETECTED"
• Obsidian Workbench- "MANUFACTURES DERIVATIVES FROM VOLCANO BYPRODUCT"
• Obsidian Spear- "WAR TOOL RETOOLED FOR MAXIMUM KILLING POTENTIAL"
• Bamboo Patch- "LUMBER AVAILABILITY EQUALS... TRUE"
• Bamboo Patch (stump)- "LUMBER AVAILABILITY EQUALS... FALSE"
• Jungle Tree- "HARBORS AN ECOSYSTEM"
• Jungle Tree (burnt)- "MOLECULAR STRUCTURE ALTERED"
• "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "HERMETICALLY SEALED FOOD STUFFS"
• Cooked Fish Morsel- "CITRUS SPRITZ REQUIRED"

Trivia

• WX-78's quote when examining a Row Boat ("I ROWBOAT") may be a reference to the movie I, Robot and/or the collection of short stories of the same name by Isaac Asimov.
• WX-78's quote when riding a Wave, "01010111 01000101 01000101", is binary (a.k.a. base 2) representations of numbers 87, 69, 69. These numbers in turn correspond to ASCII character codes W, E, E. Therefore, their quote simply reads "WEE" in binary. Binary numeric system and the ASCII codes are used in computer systems.