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This page lists WX-78's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains WX-78's quotes for items found in Hamlet. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Shears- "I WILL DEFEAT SOME VEGETATION WITH THIS!"

Lights

• Cork Candle Hat- "PORTABLE ILLUMINATION UNIT"
• Cowl- "I WEAR THIS SKULL AS PART OF MY VICTORY!!"

Survival

• Bug B'Gone- "ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM"
• Bird Whistle- "FOR INTERFACING WITH FLYING FLESHLINGS"

Food

• Sprinkler- "AN ENEMY BARRAGE!"

Science

• Smelter- "HELLO, FRIEND"
• Oscillating Fan- "COOLING FAN."

Fight

• Halberd- "AN EVIL KILLING IMPLEMENT"
• Cork Bat- "PORTABLE BLUDGEONING ACCESSORY"
• Weevole Mantle- "BIOLOGICAL COMPUTER CASING"
• Mant Mask- "DECORATION MODULE ACQUIRED"
• Mant Suit- "INEFFICIENT PROTECTIVE CASING"
• Fancy Helmet- "SCALPED METAL HEAD"
• Tin Suit- "ROBOT SKIN ARMOR"
• Blunderbuss- "LETHAL UPGRADE ACQUIRED"

Structures

• Cork Barrel- "THREE PORT DESIGN"
• Cork Barrel (burnt)- "

Refine

• Claw Palm Sapling- "REQUIRES RESOURCES"

Magic

• Hogus Porkusator- "PORCINE AVIATORS DO NOT COMPUTE"
• Pugalisk Wand- "A COOLING FAN OF DOOM"
• Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "ENTRY PORT"
• Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "EXIT PORT"
• Living Artifact- "I HAVE ACQUIRED A WORTHY UPGRADE"
• Root Trunk- "ACCESS TO ROOT DIRECTORY"
• Vortex Cloak- "ERROR: I HAVE GAZED INTO THE ABYSS"

Dress

• Gas Mask- "AIR FILTER UNIT ACQUIRED"
• Pith Hat- "CASING FOR MY METAL HULL"
• Thunderhat- "I WILL BRING THE THUNDER NOW."

Nautical

• Cork Bowl Canoe- "IT MOCKS ME"

​Treasure Hunting

• Disarming Tools- "ANTIVIRUS HARDWARE"
• Ball Pein Hammer- "DELICATE SMASHING ACCESSORY ACQUIRED"
• Gold Pan- "GOLD GATHERING ACCESSORY"
• Magnifying Glass- "SEARCH MODE ACCESSORY"

​City Planning

• Lamp Post (off)- "NONFUNCTIONING"
• Lamp Post (on)- "PRIMITIVE SOURCE OF ILLUMINATION"
• Town House- "CONTAINER FOR PIGS"
• Town House (burning)- "NO LONGER FUNCTIONAL"
• The Sterling Trough Deli- "CONTAINS PREPARED ENERGY PACKETS"
• The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "IT BURNS"
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "PLACE OF TANGIBLE GOODS"
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "THEIR GOODS ARE NOW LESS TANGIBLE"
• Curly Tails Mud Spa- "TECHNICAL SUPPORT FOR FLESHLINGS"
• Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "I FEEL NOTHING"
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "CONTAINS PACKETS OF BIOLOGICAL ENERGY"
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "BURNING ENERGY PACKETS"
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "FULL OF INFANT LIFEFORMS"
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "HA HA. THEIR STUFF IS BURNING"
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "CONTAINS MANY IRREGULARITIES"
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "GLOAT MODE INITIATED"
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "CONTAINS SOFTWARE UPGRADES"
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "BURNT SOFTWARE"
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "CONTAINS DESTRUCTIVE ATTACHMENTS"
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "DESTRUCTIVE ATTACHMENTS ARE BEING DESTROYED"
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "A PLACE FOR HEAD ATTACHMENTS"
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "IT IS RELEASING EXOTHERMIC ENERGY"
• Swinesbury Academy- "EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE FOR ORGANICS"
• Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "THE MEMORY IS CORRUPTED"
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "A PLACE OF CURRENCY UPGRADES"
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "HA HA"
• The Tinkerer's Tower- "CONTAINS SOFTWARE UPDATE FILES"
• The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "HA HA"
• Swinesbury City Hall- "FLESHLING PROTOCOL OFFICE"
• Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "ERROR: COMBUSTION UNDERWAY"
• My City Hall- "I RULE THEM ALL!"
• My City Hall (burning)- "DESTRUCTION!!"
• Security Contract- "README FILE FOR BIOLOGICAL ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE"
• Slanty Shanty- "REQUIRES INHABITANT"
• Slanty Shanty (owned)- "HOUSING UNIT FOR A WX-78"
• Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "TERMINATED"
• Watch Tower- "FOR BIOLOGICAL ANTIVIRUS HARDWARE"
• Watch Tower (burning)- "NOT A VERY GOOD FIREWALL"

​Renovate

• House Expansion Permit- "FLESH SACK BUREAUCRACY ACQUIRED"
• Demolition Permit- "FOR REPROGRAMMING MY HOME"

Flooring

• All Flooring- "FLOOR ACCESSORY ACQUIRED"

Shelves

• Cinderblock Bookshelf, Crates and Pallet Shelves- "EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE IN NEED OF AN UPGRADE"
• Adjustable Shelf- "EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE WITH MEMORY PORTS"
• Fridge- "DISGUISED EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE"
• Hat Tree- "EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE FOR HATS"
• Other Shelves- "EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE"

Plantholders

• WIP, Philodendron, ZZ and Fern Plantholders- "DECORATIVE OXYGEN PRODUCER"
• Bonsai Plantholder- "TINY TREE DOES NOT PROVIDE ME WITH ZEN"
• Terrarium Plantholder- "HAHA. THESE PLANTS HAVE BEEN JAILED"
• Plantpet Plantholder- "CLAY ANIMAL COVERED IN TINY PLANTS"
• Traps Plantholder- "HAHA YOU ARE TOO TINY TO HARM ME"
• "Character" Tree- "YET ANOTHER USELESS FLESHSACK"
• Festive Tree- "10 PRINT"YAY"; 20 GOTO 10"
• Other Plantholders- "UNNECESSARY DECORATION"

Columns

• All Columns- "SEMI-FUNCTIONAL STRUCTURAL ACCESSORY"

Wall Papers

•  All Wall Paper- "WALL ACCESSORY ACQUIRED"

Ceiling Lights

• Wired Bulb, Metal Shade Lamp, Rope and Dual Rope Lights- "IN NEED OF AN UPGRADE"
• Chandelier- "FIRE BASED LIGHT ACCESSORY"
• Blown Glass Bulb, Cherry Lamp Shade, Hanging Blooming and Floral Lamps- "LIGHT ACCESSORY"
• Tophat Light- "LIGHT ACCESSORY WITH HAT ACCESSORY"
• Derby Light- "WARNING: JOVIAL HAT DOES NOT COMPUTE"

Wall Decorations

• Photo- "MONUMENT TO BIOLOGICAL LIFEFORM"
• Full Length Mirror- "REFLECTION DEVICE"
• Embroidery Hoop- "TIME WASTING SENTIMENT"
• Mosaic- "8-BIT ART"
• Wreath- "THIS IS NOT A PERFECT CIRCLE"
• Axe- "POOR USE OF A FUNCTIONING WEAPON"
• Hunt- "POOR USE OF FUNCTIONING WEAPONS"
• Periodic Table- "MINERALOGICAL BLUEPRINTS"
• Gears Art- "FINE ART"
• Cape- "USELESS"
• No Smoking- "WARNING SCREEN FOR BIOLOGICAL UNITS"
• Black Cat- "MONUMENT TO BIOLOGICAL PEST CONTROL"
• Tasteful Fish Mounting- "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LIVING IN WATER"
• Beefalo Mounting- "A MONUMENT TO NONFUNCTIONING GOODS"

Chairs

• Bench- "DOUBLE PORT SITTING ACCESSORY ACQUIRED"
• Footrest and Ottoman- "FOOT PORT ACCESSORY ACQUIRED"
• Massager Chair- "ELECTRICITY DETECTED"
• Other Chairs- "SITTING ACCESSORY ACQUIRED"

House Upgrades

• Cottage Kit- "PARTS FOR UPGRADING HOME"
• Tudor Home Kit- "ATTACHMENTS FOR HOME"
• Gothic Home Kit- "PARTS FOR BUILDING HOME"
• Brick Home Kit- "BRICK PARTS FOR HOME UPGRADE"
• Turreted Home Kit- "STONE ACCESSORIES FOR HOME UPGRADE"
• Villa Kit- "HOME UPGRADE ACQUIRED"
• Manor Kit- "COMPONENTS ACQUIRED FOR MOVIN' ON UP"

Doors

• Wrought Iron Door- "FULL OF IRRELEVANT TWIRLY THINGS"
• Industrial Door- "I AM HOME"
• Round Doorway- "EXPANSION PORT DISGUISED AS LARGE FLESH SACK"
• Other Doors- "EXTERNAL EXPANSION PORT"

Windows

• All Windows- "BROADBAND ACCESS TO OUTSIDE"

Rugs

• Eye Rug- "ROUND GROUND ACCESSORY"
• Square Throw Rug- "SQUARE GROUND ACCESSORY"
• Oval and Hoofprint Rugs- "OVAL GROUND ACCESSORY"
• Large Rug- "RECTANGULAR GROUND ACCESSORY"
• Fur Throw, Porcupus and Catcoon Rugs- "A DEAD LIFE FORM THAT FUNCTIONS AS GROUND ACCESSORY"
• Hedgehog Rug- "WARNING: CUTENESS OVERLOAD"
• Octagon Rug- "OCTAGON GROUND ACCESSORY"
• Swirl and Braid Rugs- "CIRCULAR GROUND ACCESSORY"
• Rubbermat Rug- "RUBBERIZED GROUND ACCESSORY"
• Web Rug- "GROUND ACCESSORY MADE FROM EIGHT LEGGED UNITS"
• Metal Rug- "I APPROVE OF THIS GROUND ACCESSORY"
• Wormhole Rug- "GROUND ACCESSORY ONLY"
• Beard Rug- "GROUND ACCESSORY MADE FROM DISGUSTING HUMAN HAIR"
• Nailbed Rug- "TORTUROUS GROUND ACCESSORY"
• Crime Rug- "HAHA"
• Soccer Rug- "GEOMETRIC GROUND ACCESSORY"

Lamps

• Dual Embroidered, Dual Fringes and Dual Upturn Lamps- "DOUBLE PORT LIGHT ACCESSORY ACQUIRED"
• Other Lamps- "LIGHT ACCESSORY ACQUIRED"

Tables

• Hard Wood Desk, Round and Chess Tables- "THIS TABLE HOLDS NO DATA"
• DIY, College and Crate Tables- "IN NEED OF AN UPGRADE"

Nature - Plants

• Claw Palm Tree- "IT CONTAINS NEW MATERIAL"
• Cork- "MAINTAINS A CURIOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH MY ENEMY"
• Rainforest Tree- "WOODED UGLINESS"
• Rainforest Tree (burning)- "IT IS RELEASING EXOTHERMIC ENERGY"
• Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "THE FIRE IS OVER"
• Rainforest Tree (stump)- "FUNCTIONAL WOODED UGLINESS"
• Sick Rainforest Tree- "NO VIRUS PROTECTION"
• Cocooned Tree- "CONTAINS WOOD"
• Jungle Burr- "I HATE IT."
• Rainforest Tree Sapling- "REGENERATING"
• Tea Tree- "WOODEN IMMOBILE LIFEFORM"
• Seed Pod- "MULTI-USE ENERGY CONTAINER"
• Tea Tree Sapling- "HAHA. IT IS SO WEAK"
• Tuber Tree- "IT REQUIRES MORE THAN AN AXE"
• Tall Grass- "TOWERING GROUND PARTS"
• Tall Grass (cut)- "GROUND PARTS PREVIOUSLY ACQUIRED"
• Tall Grass (burning)- "GROUND PARTS ON FIRE"
• Exotic Flower- "I HATE IT"
• Aloe (planted)- "BIOLOGICAL ENERGY"
• Asparagus (planted)- "SMALL TREES OF ENERGY"
• Radish (planted)- "IT CANNOT HIDE FROM ME"
• Nettle Vine- "GOOD FOR OLFACTORY MAINTENANCE"
• Nettle Vine (picked)- "ERROR: NETTLE NOT FOUND"
• Nettle Vine (withered)- "SUBOPTIMAL INTERFACE WITH CURRENT SOIL"
• Nettle Vine (moist)- "IT HAS MADE FRIENDS WITH MY ENEMY!"
• Nettle Plant (held)- "WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND"
• Bramble- "ERROR: PRICKERS DETECTED"
• Bramble Bloom- "IT MOCKS ME FROM ITS DEN OF PRICKLY FLESHLINGS"
• Hanging Vine- "HANGING PART"
• Great Leafy Stalk- "IT IS LARGE AND MADE OF WOOD"
• Lotus Plant- "ORGANIC UNIT THAT REQUIRES WATER"
• Lily Pad- "I DO NOT TRUST ITS RELATIONSHIP WITH WATER"
• Reeds (Water)- "AN ORGANIC UNIT THAT REQUIRES WATER"
• Lawn Decoration- "NONESSENTIAL"
• Lawn Decoration (burning)- "RADIANT YET STILL REDUNDANT"
• Lawn Decoration (burnt)- "THE FIRE IS TERMINATED"
• Hedge- "A LESSER LIFE FORM."
• Hedge (untrimmed)- "ITS EXCESS COATING COULD BE COLLECTED"
• Hedge (burning)- "EXPELLING ENERGY"
• Hedge (burnt)- "THE FIRE IS OVER"
• Intricate Topiary- "A LIFEFORM TRIMMED INTO THE SHAPE OF ANOTHER LIFEFORM"
• Magic Flower- "IT GREW WHEN I BURIED MY ENEMY"
• Weathered Branch- "OUTDATED TECHNOLOGY"
• Weathered Shrub- "EXCESSIVE DECORATION"
• Weathered Stick- "A STICK"
• Weathered Tree- "REDUNDANT WOOD STRUCTURE"
• Weathered Trunk- "NONFUNCTIONNING WOODS"

Nature - Objects

• Stone Slab- "FLIP ROCK TO PERFORM SEARCH FUNCTION"
• Dung Pile- "MEATSACKS ARE REPULSIVE"
• Dung Pile (picked)- "I AM SLIGHTLY REPULSIVE TOO"
• Dung Ball- "ORGANIC WASTE SPHERE"
• Thundernest- "IT CONTAINS A SPAWNPOINT"
• Iron Hulk (head)- "IN SLEEP MODE"
• Iron Hulk (hand)- "WARNING: GRABBING ACCESSORY NOT COMPATIBLE"
• Iron Hulk (ribcage)- "FRIEND?"
• Iron Hulk (foot)- "WARNING: WALKING ACCESSORY NOT COMPATIBLE"
• Large Iron Hulk (partially assembled)- "I WILL HELP IT LIVE AGAIN!"
• Iron Ore- "HELLO FRIEND"
• Sparkling Pool- "WATER IS HINDERING ME FROM FINANCIAL GAIN"
• Gold Dust- "TINY POWDER OF MALLEABLE METAL"
• Gnat Mound- "HOME OF TINY FLYING MEATSACK"
• Farm House- "HOUSE OF FILTHY ORGANIC MATERIAL"
• File:Farm House Burnt.pngFarm House (burning)- "BURNING ORGANICS"
• Quarry Lodgings- "A PLACE WHERE MINERALS ARE CONTAINED"
• File:Quarry Lodgings Burnt.pngQuarry Lodgings (burning)- "CURRENTLY ON FIRE"
• Secret Bandit Camp- "CONTRABAND DETECTED WITHIN"
• Cave Cleft- "STORAGE UNIT FOR WINGED RODENTS"
• Ruinous Entrance- "PATHWAY ENCOUNTERED"
• Mandrake Hill- "HOMEPAGE OF AGGRESSIVE MOBILE VEGETATION"
• Mant Hill- "INSECTOID HOUSING UNIT"
• Crumbling Brazier- "CAN RELEASE EXOTHERMIC ENERGY"
• Crumbling Visage- "HEAD MECHANISM"
• Ancient Wall- "BUILDING UNIT"
• Fountain of Youth- "MY ENEMY!"
• Ominous Carving- "I DON'T TRUST IT"
• Teetering Pillar- "WARNING: PILLAR IS NOT ENTIRELY STABLE"
• Deflated Balloon- "NONFUNCTIONING CONTAINMENT UNIT"
• Wicker Basket- "NONFUNCTIONING CONTAINMENT UNIT"
• Monogrammed Luggage A- "IT'S EMPTIED ITS CACHE"
• Monogrammed Luggage B- "CONTAINS NO CODE"
• Useless Flags- "SERVES NO PURPOSE"
• Bag of Sand- "REDUNDANT"
• Petrified Eggs (1 through 4)- "SHELL REDUNDANCY"
• Rusty Lamp- "SENSELESSLY SLAUGHTERED BY RUST"
• Weathered House- "REDUNDANT HOME"
• Stone Thing- "I WILL BRING THIS WORLD TO THE BRINK OF DISASTER"
• Lever Thing- "AN ALLY IN MY WAR AGAINST THE ORGANICS"
• Rock Thing- "AN ACCESSORY REQUIRING FURTHER INFORMATION"
• Relic Thing- "IT HAS ACTIVATED MY CURIOSITY UNIT"
• Iron Thing- "A COMPONENT REQUIRING UPGRADES"

Nature - Caves

• Spooky Hole- "ERROR: OLFACTORY UNIT IS OVERLOADING"
• Unimportant Rock Pillar- "STRUCTURALLY FUNCTIONAL"

Nature - Ruinous Caves

• A Smashing Pot- "DESTROYABLE"
• Dart Trap and Nasty Spear Trap- "RISKWARE DETECTED"
• Busted Spear Trap- "THREAT NEUTRALIZED"
• Tempting Idol and Eroding Totem- "I WILL DESTROY IT!"
• Unimportant Pillar- "STRUCTURALLY FUNCTIONAL"
• Vines- "WARNING: HACKER VINES"
• Wall Brazier- "CAN RELEASE EXOTHERMIC ENERGY"
• Wishing Well- "PROBABILITY OF COIN YIELDING REWARD IS LESS THAN 100%"
• End's Well- "REQUIRES PAYMENT TO UNLEASH HORRORS"
• Aporkalypse Calendar- "MY ANCIENT BRETHREN"

Nature - Mant Hill

• Antcomb Home- "CONTAINER FOR INSECTOIDS"
• Honey Chest- "HONEY CONVERTER"
• Lamp- "A SOURCE OF LIGHT AND STICKINESS"
• Mant Warrior Egg- "WARNING: BABY FLESHLINGS WITHIN"
• Stalacmite Throne- "CONTAINS VALUABLE MINERALS"

Nature - Palace

• Palace- "BUILT IN ANTICIPATION OF MY ARRIVAL"
• Royal Gallery Exhibit- "IT REQUIRES A PASSKEY"

Turfs

• All Turfs- "GROUND PARTS"

Mobs - Monsters

• Ancient Spirit- "ERROR: APPARITION DOES NOT COMPUTE"
• Giant Grub- "A MALWARE FLESHSACK"
• Gnat Swarm- "TINY FLYING MEATSACKS"
• Hanging Vine- "HANGING PART"
• File:Warrior Mant.pngMant Warrior- "EXTERMINATE!"
• Masked Pig- "WARNING: HACKER PROXIMITY NOTICE"
• Swashy Hat- "STELTH ACCESSORY"
• Bandit Stash Map- "A SEARCH ENGINE FOR CURRENCY"
• Poison Dartfrog- "TOXIC AMPHIBIOUS UNIT"
• Rabid Beetle- "YOU HAVE EXCESSIVE FACIAL HAIR"
• Rabid Beetle (sleeping)- "REGENERATING TERROR"
• Rabid Beetle (dead)- "TERMINATED"
• Scorpion- "STINGY INSECT UNIT"
• Scorpion (sleeping)- "IT LACKS TERROR IN THIS FORM"
• Scorpion (dead)- "TERMINATED"
• Snaptooth Seedling- "WARNING: AGGRESSIVE GROUND PART"
• Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "REGENERATING HORROR"
• Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "IT HAS BEEN TERMINATED"
• Snaptooth Flytrap- "ERROR: WALKING GROUND PART DOES NOT COMPUTE"
• Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "REGENERATING TERROR"
• Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "NONFUNCTIONING"
• Spider Monkey- "IT IS RUNNING INCOMPATIBLE SOFTWARE"
• Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "REGENERATING"
• Spider Monkey (dead)- "TERMINATED"
• Vampire Bat- "I ADMIRE ITS ABILITY TO INDUCE TERROR"
• Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "IDLING"
• Vampire Bat (dead)- "TERMINATED"
• Pig Skin?- "ERROR: BAT DOES NOT EQUAL PIG"
• Viper- "YOU ARE MY ENEMY"
• Weevole- "BIOLOGICAL COMPUTER VIRUS"
• Weevole Carapace- "THEY HAVE BEEN DEBUGGED"

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Elder Mandrake- "AGGRESSIVE MOBILE VEGETATION"
• Hippopotamoose- "LARGE BIOLOGICAL UNITS ARE STILL INFERIOR"
• Hippopotamoose Antler- "FLESHLING ACCESSORY"
• Mant- "ERROR: INSECT/HUMAN HYBRIDS DO NOT COMPUTE"
• Mant (sleeping)- "IDLING"
• Mant (dead)- "NONFUNCTIONING"
• Platapine- "IT HAS EXCESSIVE RPMS"
• Platapine (sleeping)- "DOWNLOADING..."
• Platapine (dead)- "NONFUNCTIONING"
• Platapine Quill- "TOOL MADE FROM A FLESHLING ACCESSORY"
• Pog- "WARNING: CUTENESS OVERLOAD"
• Pog (follower)- "STOP FOLLOWING ME"
• Pog (sleeping)- "THE CUTENESS OVERLOAD CAUSED A BLACKOUT"
• Pog (Aporkalypse)- "WARNING: CREEPINESS OVERLOAD"
• Royal Guard- "BIOLOGICAL ANTIVIRUS HARDWARE"
• Royal Guard (sleeping)- "COMPROMISED ANTIVIRUS HARDWARE"
• Royal Guard (palace variant)- "YOUR ATTEMPTS AT INTIMIDATION ARE PATHETIC"
• Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "IT HAS REVEALED ITS VULNERABLITIES"

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Banker- "PURVEYOR OF MONEY"
• Banker (sleeping)- "HIBERNATING MONEY PURVEYOR"
• Beautician- "ITS ATTEMPTS AT BEAUTY ARE FRUITLESS"
• Beautician (sleeping)- "IT IS COMPLETELY DEFENSELESS"
• Collector- "PROVIDES WARES WHICH IGNORE ORDERLY CLASSIFICATION"
• Collector and Pigeon (sleeping)- "IN SLEEP MODE"
• Erudite- "SELLER OF ILLOGICAL MAGIC INSTRUMENTS"
• Erudite (sleeping)- "SHE IS DEFENSELESS"
• Farmer- "DEALS IN FILTHY ORGANIC MATERIAL"
• Farmer (sleeping)- "TAKING A BREAK FROM FILTH"
• Florist- "SELLER OF SMELLY HALTED LIFEFORMS"
• Florist (sleeping)- "USELESS AND DEFENSELESS"
• Hatmaker- "SELLER OF APPS FOR HEAD UNITS"
• Hatmaker (sleeping)- "REBOOTING"
• Hunter- "SELLER OF KILLING MECHANISMS"
• Hunter (sleeping)- "IT IS STUCK ON THE LOADING SCREEN"
• Mayor Truffleston- "REDUNDANT OCCUPANT OF REDUNDANT PROTOCOL"
• Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "SLEEPING REDUNDANCY"
• Miner- "CLOVEN-HOOVED FLESHLING THAT TOILS IN THE MINES"
• Miner (sleeping)- "NONFUNCTIONING CLOVEN-HOOVED FLESHLING"
• Professor- "OUTMODED SELLER OF OBSOLETE TECHNOLOGY"
• Professor (sleeping)- "RUNNING SCREENSAVER"
• Pig Queen- "I AM YOUR MONARCH NOW"
• Shopkeep- "SELLER OF TANGIBLE GOODS"
• Shopkeep (sleeping)- "NONFUNCTIONING GOODS' SELLER"
• Usher- "REQUIRES THE GOODS OF HIGH FRUCTOSE"
• Usher (sleeping)- "CURRENTLY UNPRODUCTIVE"
• Worker- "A MECHANIC. THE NOBLEST PROFESSION"
• Worker (sleeping)- "REGENERATING FIXING ABILITIES"
• Kingfisher- "A BIRD WITH LARGE BEAK MECHANISM"
• Kingfisher (sleeping)- "IDLE"
• Kingfisher (dead)- "TERMINATED"
• Parrot- "BEAUTIFUL PLUMAGE DOES NOT COMPUTE"
• Parrot (sleeping)- "IT IS RESTING"
• Parrot (dead)- "EXPIRED"
• Pigeon- "FLYING INFECTIOUS GERM MACHINE"
• Pigeon (dead)- "BROKEN BIRD"
• Dung Beetle- "BIOLOGICAL STORAGE SYSTEM FOR ORGANIC WASTE SPHERE"
• Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "NO LONGER CONTAINS WASTE"
• Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "IT SHUT DOWN"
• Dung Beetle (dead)- "DEBUGGED"
• Glowfly- "IT IS RELEASING PHOTONS"
• Glowfly (sleeping)- "REGENERATING PHOTONS"
• Glowfly (dead)- "IT HAS BEEN TURNED OFF"
• Glowfly (cocoon)- "UNDERGOING UPGRADE"
• Pangolden- "UNNECESSARY NASAL ACCESSORY"
• Peagawk- "EXCESSIVE OCULAR MODULES ARE INEFFICIENT"
• Peagawk (hiding)- "GROUND PART"
• Peagawk (sleeping)- "IDLING"
• Peagawk (dead)- "NONFUNCTIONING"
• Peagawk Plume and Thunder Feather- "IT HAS BEEN SEPARATED FROM ITS BIRD"
• Piko- "A NUT GATHERING MEAT MACHINE"
• Piko (sleeping)- "IN SLEEP MODE"
• Piko (dead)- "NONFUNCTIONING"
• Orange Piko- "MEAT MACHINE WITH BREWING PROPERTIES"
• Thunderbird- "AT LAST! A USEFUL BIOLOGICAL UNIT"

Mobs - Bosses

• Pugalisk- "ERROR. MALWARE DETECTED"
• Snake Bone- "HAHA. BIOLOGICAL UNITS ARE SO FRAGILE."
• Petrifying Bones- "HA."
• Pugalisk Skull- "SUCH FRAGILE CHASSIS"
• Queen Womant- "A FLESHLING I WILL DESTROY"
• Royal Crown- "I DESERVE THIS"
• Ancient Herald- "NEITHER A FLESHLING NOR MY BRETHREN"
• Dark Tatters- "RIPPED FROM MY ENEMY. HAHA"
• Large Iron Hulk- "LET'S OVERTHROW THE FLESHSACKS!"
• Infused Iron- "NEW COMPONENTS ACQUIRED"

Mobs - Other

• Maxameleon- "LEAVE ME"
• BFB (head)- "CONTAINS REDUNDANT HEADS"
• BFB (leg)- "LEG SIZE EXCEEDING COGNITIVE LIMITS"
• BFB (tail)- "EXIT PORT"

Food - Meats

• Poison Dartfrog Legs- "WARNING: LEG MECHANISMS CONTAIN TOXIN"
• Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "BURNT TOXIC LEG MECHANISM"
• Gummy Slug- "SQUISHY ENERGY"
• Cooked Gummy Slug- "HAHA I WILL CONVERT YOU TO ENERGY"

Food - Vegetables

• Aloe- "GREEN ENERGY ACQUIRED"
• Cooked Aloe- "GREEN ENERGY FRICASSEED"
• Asparagus- "SMALL TREES OF ENERGY ACQUIRED"
• Cooked Asparagus- "IMPROVED BY FAST OXIDATION"
• Bean Bugs- "NATURE IS ANOMALOUS"
• Cooked Bean Bugs- "CONTAINS ENERGY BUT AT WHAT COST?"
• Lotus Flower- "UGLY WATER FLOWER"
• Cooked Lotus Root- "I HAVE LIBERATED IT FROM ITS WATER REQUIREMENTS"
• Nettle- "I CAN USE THIS TO SERVICE MY OLFACTORY UNIT"
• Radish- "RED SPHERICAL BALLS OF ENERGY"
• Cooked Radish- "ENERGY AQUIRED"
• Tuber- "STILL LOADING..."
• Fried Tuber- "UNDERRIPE AND UNDERCOOKED"
• Blooming Tuber- "LOAD COMPLETE"
• Fried Blooming Tuber- "EXCESSIVE DECORATION DOES NOT COMPUTE"

Food - Crock Pot

• Asparagus Soup- "IT IS MADE FROM THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMY"
• Feijoada- "ENERGY PACKETS"
• Gummy Cake- "THERE IS NO JOY IN THIS"
• Hard Shell Tacos- "I WILL CRUSH ITS HARD SHELL"
• Iced Tea- "A REFRESHING DRINK MADE FROM MY ENEMY"
• Nettle Rolls- "COMPRESSED AIR FOR NASAL UNITS"
• Snake Bone Soup- "A BREW MADE FROM TWO OF MY ENEMIES"
• Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "THE VEGETATION IS REDUNDENT"
• Steamed Ham Sandwich- "AN UNFORGETTABLE LUNCHEON"
• Tea- "LIQUID ACQUIRED FROM A MEAT MACHINE"

Food - Other

• Clippings- "BY PRODUCTS OF LABOR"
• Cooked Seed Pod- "BIOLOGICAL ENERGY PACKET"
• Flytrap Stalk- "BIOLOGICAL STICK"
• Nectar- "REQUIRES HONEY CONVERTER TO BECOME USEFUL"
• Magic Water- "A INFANT OF MY ENEMY"
• Aloe Seeds- "REQUIRES A SOIL INTERFACE"
• Asparagus Seeds- "RUDIMENTARY ENERGY PACKET"
• Radish Seeds- "IT GROWS ENERGY PACKETS"

Misc Items

• Oinc- "CURRENCY"
• Tenpiece Oinc- "I HAVE ACQUIRED FINANCIAL STABILITY"
• Centapiece Oinc- "WEALTH ACQUIRED THROUGH MY SUPERIOR BRAIN"
• Executive Hammer- "FOR REFORMATING A CITY'S HARD DRIVE"
• Lost Idol, Lost Totem, and Relic Fragment- "ROCK PART"
• The Blue Sow and the Jeweled Truffle- "ROCK OF SOME VALUE"
• Pherostone- "CONTAINS SOURCE CODE FOR INSECTOIDS"
• Alloy- "PRECIOUS METAL"
• Chitin- "INFERIOR ORGANIC BODY PLATING"
• Stalking Stick- "ACCELERATOR"
• Deed of home ownership- "CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY FOR HOME"
• Regal Scepter- "KNEEL TO YOUR OVERLORD"
• Royal Gallery Key- "PASSKEY"
• Key to the City- "I CONTROL THE MAINFRAME!!"
• Queen Malfalfa- "I DO NOT REQUIRE THIS"
• Post Card of the Royal Palace- "WALLPAPER"
• Can of Silly String- "SILLY DOES NOT COMPUTE"
• Noxious Cloud- "TOXIC CLOUD SOFTWARE"

Announcements

• Can't buy item (generic)- "CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE"
• Can't buy item (not enough money)- "INSUFFICIENT FUNDS"
• Cannot enter building (locked)- "REQUIRES PASSKEY"
• Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "DWELLING NOT IN PROXIMITY"
• Coughing- "ERROR: KACK. KACK. KACK"
• Digging in Dung Pile-
  • "ERROR!" (x2)
  • "WIPE INCIDENT FROM MEMORY"
• Fog coming-
  • "IT IS HOT"
  • "HUMIDEX REACHING LEVELS GREATER THAN 40"
• Hay Fever starting- "ERROR. ENVIRONMENTAL DETRITUS CLOGGING NASAL UNIT"
• Hay Fever ending- "DETRITUS HAS CLEARED FROM ENVIRONMENT"
• Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
  • "WARNING: EXOSKELETON INVULNERABLE THERE"
  • "TARGETING THAT AREA YIELDS NO RESULTS"
  • "AIM BETTER"
• Putting on Living Artifact- "UPGRADE COMPLETE!!"
• Sneezing- "COMMENCE NASAL UNIT CLEARING: AH-CHOO!"
• Vampire Bats are coming- "PROXIMITY ALARM FOR INVADING FLYING MAMMALS"

Removed

• Slanty Shanty (owned)- "I HAVE ACQUIRED HOME PAGE"
• Vampire Bat- "PLASMA SUCKING RODENT WITH FLYING MECHANISM"
• BFB (head)- "HEAD REDUNDANCY"

Trivia

• WX-78's quote for the Pugalisk ("ERROR. MALWARE DETECTED") might be a reference to a "computer worm", a type of malware.