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–WX-78

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I WIN. GOOD.

This page lists WX-78's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains WX-78's quotes for items found in Don't Starve. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Axe- "A TOOL FOR CHOPPING DOWN LIVING MATTER"
• Luxury Axe- "GOLD AXE IS *MORE* DURABLE?"
• Shovel- "IT HAS MANY USES. DIGGING, MOSTLY"
• Regal Shovel- "GOLD SHOVEL IS *MORE* DURABLE?"
• Pickaxe- "MINING IMPLEMENT DETECTED"
• Opulent Pickaxe- "GOLD PICK IS *MORE* DURABLE?"
• Razor- "EXFOLIATE!"
• Hammer- "DECONSTRUCTION"
• Pitchfork- "I ENJOY ITS POINTY PARTS"
• Feather Pencil- "WHY IS THE FEATHER SO APPEALING? EXPLAIN NOW, FLESHLINGS"
• Brush- "HAIR IS AN EXTRANEOUS ADDON"
• Saddle- "SELF ESTEEM RISING"
• War Saddle- "DOMINATE ALL CREATURES"
• Glossamer Saddle- "DOZENS OF CREATURES WERE MAIMED FOR THIS. HAHA"
• Saddlehorn- "HAHA, IT SHALL BE NAKED"
• Salt Lick- "FLESHLINGS RUB THEIR FILTHY TONGUE-STUMPS ON IT"

Lights

• Campfire (upon being built)- "A TEMPORARY ENCAMPMENT"
• Fire Pit (upon being built)- "WARMTH AND LIGHT"
• Campfire (high)- "WARNING... FIRE IS RAMBUNCTIOUS"
• Fire Pit (high)- "WARNING: FIRE IS RAMBUNCTIOUS"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVEL LOW"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "WARNING: FIRE LEVEL CRITICAL"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (out)- "NO FIRE DETECTED"
• Torch- "PRIMITIVE LIGHT SOURCE"
• Miner Hat- "SUPPORTS HANDS-FREE OPERATION"
• Pumpkin Lantern- "IT HAS AN EERIE LIGHT"
• Lantern- "LIGHT THE WAY, FRIEND"

Survival

• Backpack- "UPGRADED STORAGE MODULE"
• Piggyback- "UPGRADED STORAGE MODULE V2.0"
• Bird Trap- "STUPID BIRDS. HA."
• Bug Net- "HARVEST INSECTS"
• Fishing Rod- "I DO NOT LIKE WATER"
• Straw Roll- "SLEEP( 1000 )"
• Fur Roll- "COMFORT IS AN ILLUSION"
• Tent- "I CAN REBOOT IN THERE"
• Trap- "I AM ADEPT AT WEAVING"
• Honey Poultice- "TEMPORARY MAINTENANCE DEVICE."
• Healing Salve- "KILL MICROLIFE TO SAVE MACROLIFE"
• Umbrella- "THIS WILL KEEP ME RUST-FREE."
• Compass-
  • N- "NORTH"
  • S- "SOUTH"
  • E- "EAST"
  • W- "WEST"
  • NE- "NORTHEAST"
  • SE- "SOUTHEAST"
  • NW- "NORTHWEST"
  • SW- "SOUTHWEST"
• Compass (generic)- "A DEVICE THAT SHOWS WHERE I AM GOING"
• Bundling Wrap- "FOR WRAPPING THINGS IN BUNDLES"
• Bundled Supplies- "EXTERNAL STORAGE DEVICE"

Food

• Crock Pot (empty)- "I CAN REFINE MEATS AND VEGETABLES INTO MORE ROBUST FORMS"
• Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "MORE TIME IS REQUIRED"
• Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "IT IS ALMOST COMPLETE"
• Crock Pot (finished)- "THE COOKING PROCESS IS DONE"
• Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "THAT INPUT IS NOT ALLOWED"
• Bee Box- "WORK HARDER, BEES"
• Bee Box (no honey)- "NO HONEY DETECTED"
• Bee Box (some honey)- "HONEY LEVELS ARE LOW"
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "HONEY LEVELS ARE HIGH"
• Farm- "IT IS NOT CURRENTLY ACTIVE"
• Farm (growing)- "LIFE IS INEFFICIENT"
• Farm (finished)- "IT IS AT PEAK NUTRITIONAL VALUE"
• Farm (needs fertilizer)- "ITS RESOURCES ARE EXHAUSTED"
• Ice Box- "CARRY ON, MY FRIGID BROTHER"
• Drying Rack- "I SHOULD HANG EXPIRED MEATSACKS HERE"
• Drying Rack (drying)- "MEATSACKS TAKE TIME TO DRY"
• Drying Rack (finished)- "I HAVE NEW PROTEINS"

Science

• Science Machine- "MOTHER?"
• Alchemy Engine and Thermal Measurer- "HELLO, FRIEND"
• Rainometer- "WELCOME, BROTHER"
• Lightning Rod- "SURGE PROTECTION"
• Lightning Rod (charged)- "BACKUP POWER"
• Gunpowder- "PUTS THE POW IN POWDER"

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomploshrine- "I AM GOOD AT REPEATING TASKS"

Fight

• Spear- "BRING IT, FLESHLINGS"
• Ham Bat- "TASTE IRONY AND DIE, FLESHLINGS."
• Boomerang- "REUSABLE PROJECTILE."
• Boomerang (hit self)- "ERROR, CATCH FAILED"
• Blow Dart- "ACCELERATES SHARP OBJECTS TO DANGEROUS SPEEDS"
• Sleep Dart- "THESE CREATURES ARE SO MANIPULABLE"
• Fire Dart- "A WEAPON OF MINOR DESTRUCTION"
• Football Helmet- "PADDING FOR MY PROCESSING UNIT"
• Grass Suit- "THIS WILL ADD EXTRA PROTECTION TO MY METAL CASING."
• Log Suit- "UPGRADED ARMOR"
• Marble Suit- "EXTRA HEAVY DUTY CASING."
• Bee Mine- "IMPROVISED STINGING DEVICE"
• Tooth Trap- "THIS WILL PUNCTURE MY ENEMIES' FEET"

Structures

• Birdcage- "I WILL IMPRISON THE FLESHLINGS"
• Birdcage (occupied)- "NOW I HAVE YOU"
• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "WAKE UP, FLESHLING"
• Pig House- "THE FURNITURE IS ALL PIG-SHAPED"
• Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "OCCUPIED"
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "THE OCCUPANT MUST BE SLEEPING"
• Rabbit Hutch- "THAT IS ONE LARGE CARROT"
• Hay Wall (held)- "NOT VERY GOOD DEFENSES"
• Hay Wall- "THAT SEEMS SUBOPTIMAL"
• Wood Wall (held)- "WOODEN DEFENSES"
• Wood Wall- "I AM SOMEWHAT REASSURED"
• Stone Wall (held)- "STONE DEFENSES"
• Stone Wall- "THAT MAKES ME FEEL SAFE"
• Chest- "EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT"
• Sign- "YOU ARE HERE."
• Potted Fern- "MAYBE THIS WILL HELP LURE VICTIMS TO MY BASE."
• Mini Sign (held)- "WE MUST PLACE IT"
• Mini Sign (empty)- "THERE IS NOTHING ON IT"
• Mini Sign (drawn on)- "THIS ART IS REPRESENTATIONAL"
• Wood Fence (held)- "FENCE ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
• Wood Fence- "KEEPS IN FLESHLINGS"
• Wood Gate (held)- "GATE ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
• Wood Gate- "KEEPS OUT FLESHLINGS"

Refine

• Rope- "IT IS LESS USEFUL THAN IT APPEARS"
• Boards- "THEY ARE FLATTER NOW"
• Cut Stone- "I HAVE IMPROVED THE ROCKS"
• Papyrus- "I PREFER DOT MATRIX PAPER"
• Purple Gem- "IT IS STRANGE"
• Nightmare Fuel- "DEBUGGING RESIDUE"
• Beeswax- "THE BEES MADE IT"
• Wax Paper- "ENVIABLY WATERPROOF"

Magic

• Meat Effigy- "WHO IS THAT?"
• Prestihatitator- "WITH THIS EXTRA POWER I HAVE... MORE POWER!"
• Shadow Manipulator- "PERHAPS IT IS TOO POWERFUL."
• Pan Flute- "I CAN REBOOT FLESHLINGS WITH THIS"
• Night Light- "UNKNOWN LIGHT SOURCE"
• Night Armor- "I WILL PROTECT MYSELF WITH NOTHINGNESS"
• Dark Sword- "I CAN HACK THIS WORLD"
• One-man Band- "AN EXTERNAL SOUND MODULE UPGRADE."
• Bat Bat- "AHHAHA! FREE POWER!"
• Belt of Hunger- "FURRY INSULATION FOR MY WIRES."
• Chilled Amulet- "THIS WILL MAKE A GREAT HEATSINK."
• Nightmare Amulet- "I HAVE CREATED THE PERFECT AMULET."
• Life Giving Amulet- "ANOMALY DETECTED"
• Fire Staff- "THIS STAFF HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR COMBUSTION."
• Ice Staff- "ITS MOLECULES ARE BARELY MOVING"
• Telelocator Staff- "I WILL CALL IT THE MINION_MOVER_3000."
• Telelocator Focus (full)- "IT IS READY FOR USE."
• Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "I MUST PROVIDE POWER TO MY CREATION."
• Telolocator Socket (full)- "POWER == ON"
• Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "IT REQUIRES A BATTERY."

Dress

• Sewing Kit- "IT JOINS COMPONENTS OF FIBRE TOGETHER"
• Rabbit Earmuffs- "I WILL UTILIZE THEIR FURRINESS"
• Straw Hat- "THIS WILL COVER MY PROCESSING UNIT"
• Beefalo Hat- "THERE ARE TRACES OF FECAL MATTER EMBEDDED IN THE FIBERS"
• Beekeeper Hat- "THE MESH IS SMALLER THAN BEE STINGERS"
• Feather Hat- "I STILL CAN NOT FLY"
• Winter Hat- "THIS WILL KEEP MY PROCESSOR FROM FREEZING"
• Top Hat- "SOPHISTICATED"
• Dapper Vest- "VEST HAS HIGH DAPPERNESS QUOTIENT"
• Breezy Vest- "TEMPERATURE CONTROL HOUSING"
• Puffy Vest- "IMPROVED TEMPERATURE CONTROL HOUSING"
• Bush Hat- "HOW DEMEANING"
• Garland- "AT LEAST THEY ARE DEAD"
• Walking Cane- "ASSISTED LOCOMOTION DEVICE"

Ancient

• Thulecite- "A MOST AESTHETICALLY PLEASING MINERAL"
• Thulecite Wall (held)- "POCKET STONER DEFENSE"
• Thulecite Wall- "OLD BUT STILL FUNCTIONAL"
• Thulecite Medallion (min)- "AT CYCLE MINIMUM"
• Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "CYCLE MINIMUM HAS PASSED"
• Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "INCREMENTAL INCREASE DETECTED"
• Thulecite Medallion (max)- "LEVELS ARE HIGH AND MONOTONIC"
• Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "THE CYCLE IS SUBSIDING"
• Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "LEVELS ARE LOW AND DIMINISHING"
• Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "FLUCTUATIONS AT UNDETECTABLE LEVELS"
• The Lazy Forager- "A WIRELESS ARM MODULE."
• Magiluminescence- "INCANDESCENCE AT 5200000000000000Hz"
• Construction Amulet- "ERROR... UNKNOWN"
• The Lazy Explorer- "TEMPORAL DISPLACEMENT TECHNOLOGY"
• Star Caller's Staff- "THESE GEMS WORK WELL WITH STICKS."
• Deconstruction Staff- "HAHAHA! SUCH A POWERFUL TOOL."
• Pick/Axe- "A PRACTICAL TOOL"
• Thulecite Crown- "A HEAD-MOUNTED DYNAMIC DAMAGE MITIGATION DEVICE"
• Thulecite Suit- "ANCIENT SHEATHING"
• Thulecite Club- "A HIGH VELOCITY MASS INFLUENCE DEVICE"
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "IT REQUIRES INSTALLATION"
• Houndius Shootius- "I HAVE TAMED MIGHTY BEASTS TO FIGHT FOR ME."

Nature - Plants

• Evergreen- "TARGET ACQUIRED"
• Lumpy Evergreen- "PATHETIC TREE DROPS NO BABIES"
• Spiky Tree- "A SPIKY TREE"
• Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "THE NATURAL WORLD IS OVERRATED"
• Spiky Tree (stump)- "SPIKY TREE DEFEATED"
• Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "SOON THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT"
• Spiky Tree (burning)- "SPIKY TREE IGNITED"
• Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "I WIN. GOOD."
• Spiky Tree (burnt)- "THE SPIKY TREE IS NO MORE"
• Evergreen (sapling)- "SOON THE TREE WILL GROW."
• Log- "LOG(1) = 0"
• Log (burning)- "IT IS AFLAME"
• Charcoal- "COMPRESSED DEAD MATTER. WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE?"
• Pine Cone- "IT FOLLOWS THE PATTERN OF FIBONACCI"
• Marble Tree- "LOOKS LIKE A VERY TOUGH TREE."
• Totally Normal Tree- "NATURE NEVER CEASES TO ANNOY ME"
• Totally Normal Tree (stump)- "
• Living Log- "EVEN WORSE THAN A NORMAL LOG"
• Sapling- "POTENTIAL CONSTRUCTION MATERIAL"
• Sapling (picked)- "IT IS RECHARGING"
• Sapling (burning)- "RESOURCES WASTED"
• Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "IT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND"
• Twigs- "STICKS"
• Grass Tuft- "IT LOOKS COMBUSTIBLE"
• Grass Tuft (picked)- "IT WILL RETURN SOON"
• Grass Tuft (barren)- "FERTILIZATION REQUIRED"
• Grass Tuft (burning)- "OOPS"
• Cut Grass- "PLANT MATTER"
• Berry Bush (normal and burning)- "PERIODIC CALORIE DISPENSOR"
• Berry Bush (picked)- "IT IS REBOOTING"
• Berry Bush (barren)- "THE SYSTEM IS DOWN"
• Reeds- "USEFUL MATERIALS DETECTED"
• Reeds (picked)- "REGROWTH REQUIRED"
• Reeds (burning)- "TOO HOT"
• Cut Reeds- "HOLLOW PLANT MATTER"
• Plant- "IT LOOKS EDIBLE"
• Plant (growing)- "GO FASTER, PLANT"
• Plant (ready to be picked)- "IT IS AT PEAK NUTRITIONAL VALUE"
• Marsh Plant- "IT IS AN UNINTERESTING PLANT"
• Spiky Bush- "BRAMBLES."
• Spiky Bush (picked)- "BRAMBLES FIGHT BACK."
• Spiky Bush (burning)- "THORNS BURNED."
• Flower- "MY APPRECIATION FOR BEAUTY IS LIMITED"
• Petals- "I HAVE DESTROYED SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL. HA."
• Evil Flower- "HEY THERE, FLOWERS. WANNA... KILL ALL HUMANS?"
• Dark Petals- "IT WASN'T BEAUTIFUL, BUT I STILL DESTROYED IT. HA."
• Carrot (planted)- "ROBOT NEEDS FOOD"
• Red Mushroom- "RED FUNGUS"
• Green Mushroom- "GREEN FUNGUS"
• Blue Mushroom- "BLUE FUNGUS"
• Mushroom (sleeping)- "IT IS HIDING"
• Mushroom (picked)- "I TOOK IT"

Nature - Objects

• Beehive- "HOW INDUSTRIOUS"
• Killer Bee Hive- "A BEAUTIFUL EXAMPLE OF EFFICIENCY"
• Honeycomb- "ONE UNIT OF BEE STORAGE"
• Hound Mound- "SOMETHING DANGEROUS RESIDES HERE"
• Bones- "EXOSKELETON FOR INSIDES. PROVIDES STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY."
• Touch Stone- "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?"
• Obelisk (sane, up)- "IT IS CARVED WITH PERFECTION"
• Obelisk (sane, down)- "SEEMS SMALLER THAN PREVIOUS DATA INDICATES"
• Obelisk (insane, up)- "MY MAPPING MODULE CONTAINS NO RECORD OF THIS OBSTRUCTION"
• Obelisk (insane, down)- "IT APPEARS TO BE MOSTLY UNDERGROUND"
• Harp Statue- "SOMEONE FORGOT TO INSTALL THE HEAD MODULE."
• Marble Pillar- "CRUMBLING REMAINS. HAH."
• Marble- "I SHOULD BUILD A STATUE OF MYSELF."
• Rundown House- "OUTDATED ABODE"
• Merm Head- "THE FISHBEAST IS MORE IDIOTIC LOOKING THAN USUAL."
• Pig Head- "THAT PIG WILL FEEL SILLY WHEN HE NOTICES HE HAS LOST HIS HEAD MODULE."
• Pig Torch- "IT GIVES HIM PURPOSE"
• Basalt- "INSUFFICIENT DESTRUCTIVE ABILITIES"
• Boulder- "LUMPY"
• Rocks- "I WILL REFINE THESE INTO HIGH TECHNOLOGY"
• Flint- "THIS ROCK IS SHARPER THAN MOST"
• Nitre- "SOME ROCKS ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS"
• Gold Nugget- "I APPRECIATE ITS CONDUCTIVITY"
• Grave- "MEATLINGS ARE SO SUPERSTITIOUS"
• Grave (dug)- "WORMS AND ICHOR"
• Suspicious Dirt Pile- "UNKNOWN PILE FORMAT"
• Animal Track- "LIFEFORM DETECTED"
• Animal Track (lost its trail)- "END OF TRAIL"
• Animal Track (found)- "DISTANCE TO LIFEFORM: MINIMAL"
• Wooden Thing- "WHAT PRIMITIVE 'TECHNOLOGY'"
• Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "I AM CERTAIN THIS WILL WORK"
• Wooden Thing (locked)- "SOMETHING IS MISSING STILL"
• Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "SOON I WILL BE FREE OF THIS FILTHY REALM"
• Ring Thing- "HOW DELIGHTFULLY INORGANIC"
• Crank Thing- "I'M MADE OF TOUGHER STUFF"
• Box Thing- "THIS WOULD PROBABLY BLOW MY CIRCUITS"
• Metal Potato Thing- "REMINDS ME OF MY MOTHER"
• Worm Hole- "I WANT TO STEP ON IT"
• Worm Hole (open)- "THIS MEAT TUBE WILL SERVE MY PURPOSES"
• Worm Hole (exited)- "MY INPUTS ARE FULL OF SLIME"
• Pond- "ERROR. STAY AWAY."
• Skeleton- "HAH, IT DIED, TYPICAL HUMAN MISTAKE."
• Spider Den- "SPIDER SOURCE DETECTED"
• Spider Eggs- "SPIDER POTENTIAL = 6"
• Rabbit Hole- "THEY ARE ALL CONNECTED VIA UNDERGROUND TUNNELS"
• Walrus Camp- "I HEAR A FAINT OORKING"
• Walrus Camp (empty)- "WHERE ARE THEY?"
• Sunken Boat- "DANGEROUS CONDITIONS PRODUCED THIS RESULT"
• Sunken Boat (empty)- "HE IS ATTEMPTING COMMUNICATION"
• Flotsam- "SPECIALIZED TOOL REQUIRED"

Exclusive to Pocket Edition

• Compromising Statue- "BACKUP DRIVE DETECTED"

Nature - Caves

• Plugged Sinkhole- "DESCENT BLOCKED. HOW TO PROCEED?"
• Sinkhole and Exit to Surface (generic)- "ERROR: DON'T WANT TO"
• Sinkhole (open)- "DESCEND?"
• Exit to Surface (open)- "SOLAR ARRAY NEEDS REFUELING."
• Red Mushtree- "SHINY RED"
• Green Mushtree- "SHINY GREEN"
• Blue Mushtree- "IT IS USEFULLY BRIGHT"
• Light Flower- "POWER SOURCE... UNKNOWN"
• Light Bulb- "BIOLUMINESCENCE IS GROSS"
• Stalagmite- "ROCKS CONTAINING ROCKS"
• Stalagmite (pointy)- "ROCK WITH ROCKS"
• Spilagmite- "SPIDERS DETECTED"
• Slurtle Mound- "THEY DON'T WEAR THEIR SHELLS IN THERE"
• Splumonkey Pod- "WHAT A PITIFUL HOME."
• Fern- "YOUR CHARMS WILL NOT WORK ON ME, PLANT."
• Foilage- "I ENDED A LIFE. YAY."
• Cave Banana Tree- "LIFE FINDS A WAY, UNFORTUNATELY"
• Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "HA HA, DESTROYED"

Nature - Ruins

• Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "DESCENT BLOCKED. HOW TO PROCEED?"
• Ruins Sinkhole- "
• Ancient Statue- "A NIGHTMARE INDICATOR"
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "ERROR... PSEUDOSCIENCE UNWORKABLE"
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "ERROR CAUSALITY COMPROMISED"
• Algae- "LOOK AT IT STRUGGLE TO LIVE."
• Broken Clockworks- "EX-AUTOMATON"
• Relic- "I HAVE NO NEED OF THAT"
• Relic (broken)- "NONFUNCTIONAL."
• Thulecite Fragments- "WITH THIS I CAN CREATE MORE THULECITE."
• Cave Lichen- "A SLOW GROWING SYMBIOTE"
• Ornate Chest- "CONTENTS PROBABILITIES ARE UNCERTAIN"
• Large Ornate Chest- "CHEST HAS POINTY EARS."
• Nightmare Light- "AN ANCIENT OPTICAL WAVELENGTH EMITTER"

Turfs

• Wooden Flooring- "WOOD GROUND"
• Carpeted Flooring- "CARPET GROUND"
• Checkerboard Flooring- "MARBLE GROUND"
• Cobblestones- "ROAD PIECE"
• Fungal Turf- "GROUND PARTS"
• Other Turfs- "THE GROUND"

Mobs - Monsters

• Clockwork Knight- "HORSE AUTOMATON"
• Clockwork Bishop- "REVEREND AUTOMATON"
• Clockwork Rook- "ROOK AUTOMATON"
• Damaged Knight- "REPROGRAMMING REQUIRED"
• Damaged Bishop- "THERE SEEMS TO BE A BUG IN ITS BELIEF CIRCUITS"
• Damaged Rook- "LOOSE WIRING DETECTED"
• Charlie (the darkness monster)- "THREAT DETECTED"
• Charlie (attacked by)- "ERROR: UNKNOWN ATTACKER"
• Hound- "IT LIVES TO EAT"
• Red Hound- "IT LIVES TO BURN"
• Blue Hound- "IT LIVES TO FREEZE"
• Hound's Tooth- "MASTICATING EDGE"
• Spider- "THREAT DETECTED"
• Spider Warrior- "HEIGHTENED THREAT DETECTED"
• Spider (sleeping)- "IT IS VULNERABLE"
• Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "THREAT SUSPENDED"
• Spider and Spider Warrior (dead)- "I WIN"
• Spider Gland- "I HARVESTED ITS ORGANS"
• Silk- "SPIDER INNARDS"
• Krampus- "STOP! THIEF!"
• Krampus Sack- "STORAGE MODULE 2.0"
• Merm- "ANIMATED SEAFOOD"
• Frog- "POTENTIAL BUNWICH"
• Frog (sleeping)- "I SHOULD HARVEST IT"
• Frog (dead)- "I WIN"
• Tentacle- "BIOLOGY IS DISGUSTING"
• Tentacle Spike- "THIS IS VICIOUSLY VISCOUS"
• Tentacle Spots- "NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH"
• Big Tentacle (1)- "DOES NOT LOOK BETTER FROM THIS END"
• Big Tentacle (2)- "SENSORS DETECT SOMETHING BENEATH"
• Big Slimy Pit- "I DETECT MASSIVE BIOMASS BELOW"
• Baby Tentacle- "DANGER! DANGER!"
• Guardian Pig- "HOSTILE DETECTED"
• Werepig- "ERROR: ANOMALY"
• Ghost- "ERROR: UNKNOWN"
• MacTusk- "I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF HIM"
• Wee MacTusk- "PATHETIC"
• Walrus Tusk- "IT WASN'T MUCH HELP TO ITS ORIGINAL OWNER"
• Tam o' Shanter- "SMELLS LIKE MAMMAL"
• Mosquito- "IT STEALS LIFE FROM OTHERS"
• Mosquito (held)- "FILLED WITH DISGUSTING FLUIDS"
• Mosquito Sack- "MOSQUITO HARD DRIVE"
• Nearby Mosquitoes- "MOSQUITOS!"
• Cave Spider- "AN ARMORED SPIDER"
• Spitter- "A PROJECTILE SPIDER"
• Batilisk- "FLYING RAT"
• Meat Bulb- "AWW, IT'S JUST AS EVIL AS I AM."
• Fleshy Bulb- "THE POWER TO START LIFE."
• Eyeplant- "EXTERNAL SIGHT MODULES."
• Slurper- "IT VIOLATED MY SMELLING MODULE."
• Slurper Pelt- "A MEATSACK"
• Dangling Depth Dweller- "VERTICAL SPIDER SOURCE DETECTED"
• Depths Worm (emerged)- "THREAT IMMINENT."
• Depths Worm (lure)- "THAT PLANT SEEMS SUSPICIOUS."
• Depths Worm (burrowed)- "WARNING. LIFE DETECTED."
• Ewecus- "AT LEAST IT HAS METAL COVERING IT"
• Steel Wool- "METALLIC ORGANIC FIBER. DOES NOT COMPUTE."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Beefalo- "IT STINKS OF MEAT"
• Beefalo (follower)- "FOLLOW ME WITHOUT QUESTION."
• Beefalo (sleeping)- "IT BEGS TO BE TIPPED OVER"
• Beefalo (naked)- "I HAVE HUMILIATED IT. GOOD."
• Beefalo (domesticated)- "MUAHAHAH. THIS ONE FEARS ME."
• Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "SO... MUCH... MEAT"
• Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "THIS ONE EXCELS AT ACCELERATION"
• Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "I GET ALONG WITH THIS ONE"
• Beefalo Wool- "EXTRUDED BEEFALO DISGUSTINGNESS"
• Beefalo Horn- "UNHYGIENIC"
• Baby Beefalo- "IT IS STILL INITIALIZING"
• Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "REST FUNCTION ACTIVATED"
• Nearby Bees- "BEES!"
• Bee- "A MINDLESS DRONE. I LIKE HIM."
• Killer Bee- "IT HAS A STINGER AND A BAD ATTITUDE"
• Bee (held)- "ITS VIBRATIONS ARE COMFORTING"
• Killer Bee (held)- "WARNING... KILLER BEE IN POCKET"
• Stinger- "WARNING... TOXINS PRESENT"
• Pig- "THEY EXHIBIT MINIMAL INTELLIGENCE"
• Pig (follower)- "DO MY BIDDING"
• Pig (dead)- "OOPS"
• Pig Skin- "THESE FLESHLINGS ARE DISGUSTING"
• Bunnyman- "ITS METABOLISM OFFENDS ME"
• Bunny Puff- "FUZZY BUNNY NUMBER ONE"
• Koalefant- "POSSESSES AMPLE ENERGY RESERVES"
• Winter Koalefant- "IT RADIATES WITH MEAT WARMTH"
• Pengull- "BIRD CANNOT FLY?"
• Rock Lobster- "MY SHELL IS NICER"
• Slurtle- "HE HAS A SHELL LIKE ME"
• Snurtle- "DIFFERENT SHELL, SAME SLUG"
• Slurtle Slime- "NOT LOGICAL."
• Broken Shell- "THEY DON'T FIT BACK TOGETHER"
• Shelmet- "THIS MAKES ME HAPPY"
• Snurtle Shell Armor- "HOUSING MODULE"
• Splumonkey- "AN EVEN DUMBER HUMANOID."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Butterfly- "IT THINKS IT IS SO PRETTY"
• Butterfly (held)- "SQUISH"
• Crow- "IT IS SMARTER THAN MOST HUMANS"
• Crow (held)- "NOT SO SMART NOW, ARE YOU?"
• Redbird- "GREETINGS, RED BIRD"
• Redbird (held)- "SQUASH!"
• Snowbird- "A FOOLISH BIRD"
• Snowbird (held)- "JUST A FEATHERY BLOB"
• Jet, Crimson, and Azure Feather- "IT HAS BEEN SEPERATED FROM ITS BIRD"
• Gobbler- "THAT IS AN UNUSUALLY LARGE BIRD"
• Eye Bone- "IT IS THE DRM KEY FOR THE STORAGE UNIT"
• Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "SLEEP(1000)"
• Eye Bone (ashes)- "OUTPUT OF EYEBONE TELEPORTATION PROGRAM."
• Chester- "THIS EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT APPEARS TO BE SENTIENT"
• Rabbit and Beardling- "IT IS PERFORMING A SEARCH ALGORITHM"
• Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "I HOLD ITS TINY LIFE IN MY HANDS"
• Fireflies- "BIOLUMINESCENT INSECTS"
• Fireflies (held)- "THEY ARE VERY LIGHT"
• Mandrake (planted)- "IT IS A PLANT"
• Mandrake (follower)- "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
• Mandrake (dead)- "I HAVE KILLED IT. GOOD."
• Mandrake (cooked)- "I HAVE KILLED IT TWICE. HA."
• Mandrake (knocked out by)- "CPU REBOOTED"

Mobs - Tallbird family

• Tallbird- "IT LOOKS TERRITORIAL"
• Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "I WANT THAT HORRIBLE EGG"
• Tallbird Nest (empty)- "IT IS EMPTY"
• Tallbird Egg- "IS IT STILL ALIVE?"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg- "CRACK DETECTED"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "TRACES OF BEAK DETECTED"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "IT CANNOT VENT EXCESS HEAT"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "IT REQUIRES WARMTH"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "LIFE IS AN ANNOYINGLY SLOW PROCESS"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "SOMETHING IS EMERGING"
• Smallbird- "IT LOOKS PATHETIC"
• Smallbird (hungry)- "IT REQUIRES INPUT"
• Smallbird (starving)- "IT IS ALMOST OUT OF FUEL"
• Smallish Tallbird- "ANGST DETECTED"
• Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "IT NEEDS FOOD"
• Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "IT IS STARTING TO BEHAVE IRRATIONALLY"
• Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "OUCH"

Mobs - Bosses

• Treeguard (normal and lumpy)- "WARNING: MOBILE TREE"
• Spider Queen- "THE SPIDERS LIVE UNDER A SYSTEM OF MONARCHY"
• Spiderhat- "IT WIRELESSLY TRANSMITS THOUGHTS TO SPIDERS"
• Deerclops- "DANGER! THREAT INCOMING!"
• Deerclops Eyeball- "A GIANT ORGANIC LENS"
• Ancient Guardian- "THIS MEAT HAS A POINTY END"
• Guardian's Horn- "I HAVE TAKEN A TROPHY TO PROVE MY MIGHT."

Mobs - Other

• Maxwell- "HE IS AN UNKNOWN"
• Pig King- "THAT APPEARS TO BE THE DOMINANT PIG"
• Wes (trapped)- "SILENT HUMAN TRAPPED BY STATUES"
• Abigail- "UNDEAD ALERT"

Food - Meats

• Egg- "I HATE YOU, EGG"
• Egg (cooked)- "THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN IMPROVEMENT"
• Meat- "I WILL ENJOY THIS"
• Cooked Meat- "FIRE MAKES THINGS BETTER"
• Jerky (all kinds)- "DEHYDRATED PROTEINS"
• Morsel- "IT TASTES LIKE REVENGE"
• Cooked Morsel- "IT TASTES LIKE BURNT REVENGE"
• Monster Meat- "IT IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH MY CHEMICAL ENGINE"
• Cooked Monster Meat- "IT IS STILL SOMEWHAT INCOMPATIBLE"
• Leafy Meat- "A SURPRISINGLY HIGH AMOUNT OF PROTEIN."
• Cooked Leafy Meat- "I MADE IT BETTER."
• Drumstick- "LIVING THINGS ARE MADE OF FASCINATING PARTS"
• Fried Drumstick- "A TASTE SENSATION"
• Fish- "IT HAS RUN OUT OF LIFE. I WIN."
• Cooked Fish- "REQUIRES CHIPS"
• Eel- "I TOOK IT FROM ITS HOME. THIS IS FUNNY TO ME!"
• Cooked Eel- "THE FLAMES HELP CONDENSE THE ENERGY."
• Koalefant Trunk- "CABLE UNPLUGGED"
• Winter Koalefant Trunk- "CABLE IS MORE DISGUSTING AND HAIRY THAN NORMAL"
• Koalefant Trunk Steak- "MEAT RENDERED INACTIVE. EXCELLENT."
• Fried Tallbird Egg- "IT IS NO LONGER ALIVE"
• Frog Legs- "REPLACEMENT PARTS FOR FROGS"
• Cooked Frog Legs- "THEY ARE MORE NUTRITIOUS NOW"
• Batilisk Wing- "FLYING MECHANISM"
• Cooked Batilisk Wing- "BROKEN FLYING MECHANISM"

Food - Fruits

• Berries- "THEY REMIND ME OF BLOOD"
• Roasted Berries- "THEY HAVE LOST STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY"
• Cave Banana- "MORE CARBON"
• Cooked Cave Banana- "THESE FOOD THINGS ARE SO TEDIOUS"
• Dragon Fruit- "IT HAS HEALING PROPERTIES"
• Prepared Dragon Fruit- "I SHOULD EAT THIS SOON"
• Durian- "GOOD THING I LACK A NOSE"
• Extra Smelly Durian- "STILL NOT GOOD"
• Pomegranate- "IT IS DIFFICULT TO PEEL"
• Sliced Pomegranate- "DELECTABLE"

Food - Vegetables

• Carrot- "NUTRITIOUS"
• Roasted Carrot- "IT IS FLOPPY NOW"
• Corn- "SAY(CORNY_JOKE)"
• Popcorn- "EMPTY CALORIES"
• Eggplant- "IT HAS AN ILLOGICAL NAME"
• Braised Eggplant- "FANCY"
• Pumpkin- "IT HAS A PLEASING SHAPE"
• Hot Pumpkin- "DELICIOUS"
• Red Cap- "POISONOUS FUNGUS"
• Green Cap- "CULINARY FUNGUS"
• Blue Cap- "MEDICINAL FUNGUS"
• Cooked Cap- "MODIFIED FUNGUS"
• Glow Berry- "MAGIC LIGHT BERRY."
• Lichen- "THIS WILL CRUMBLE AWAY SOON."

Food - Crock Pot

• Bacon and Eggs- "DESIGNATING: MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY"
• Butter Muffin- "THE INNOCENCE ADDS FLAVOR"
• Dragonpie- "SO MUCH CELLULOSE"
• Fishsticks- "FISH FLAVORED ENERGY RODS"
• Fish Tacos- "THE FISH HAVE FULFILLED THEIR HIGHER PURPOSE"
• Fist Full of Jam- "THERE'S JAM IN MY CIRCUITRY"
• Froggle Bunwich- "DELICIOUS FROG FUEL"
• Fruit Medley- "ENERGY IN A CUP"
• Honey Ham- "HIGH QUALITY BIOFUEL DETECTED"
• Honey Nuggets- "PLEASE INSERT INTO MOUTH"
• Kabobs- "SHOVE MEAT ON STICK. SHOVE STICK IN FACE."
• Mandrake Soup- "TARGET DESTROYED. HA HA."
• Meatballs- "MEAT PACKED INTO THE MOST NUTRITIOUS SHAPE: SPHERES"
• Meaty Stew- "NUTRITION ACQUIRED"
• Monster Lasagna- "DIRTY ENERGY"
• Pierogi- "LIKE MEATY BATTERY PACKS"
• Powdercake- "IT NEVER GOES BAD"
• Pumpkin Cookies- "I HAVE FLATTENED THE SHAPE"
• Ratatouille- "SUSTENANCE IDENTIFIED"
• Stuffed Eggplant- "MUST STUFF INTO FOOD RECEPTACLES"
• Taffy- "STICKY AND SWEET. LOW NUTRITIONAL VALUE DETECTED."
• Turkey Dinner- "FESTIVE"
• Unagi- "A FANCIER FUEL PACK."
• Waffles- "ERROR: TOO DELICIOUS!"
• Wet Goop- "EDIBLE FILTH"

Food - Other

• Seeds- "IT'S LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS"
• Carrot Seeds- "IT'S SOURCE CODE FOR ORANGE DIRT VEGETABLES"
• Corn Seeds- "IT'S SOURCE CODE FOR YELLOW CALORIE CONES"
• Dragon Fruit Seeds- "IT'S SOURCE CODE FOR HEALING FRUIT"
• Durian Seeds- "IT'S SOURCE CODE FOR FILTHY STINK PLANTS"
• Eggplant Seeds- "IT'S SOURCE CODE FOR ILLOGICAL PLANTS"
• Pomegranate Seeds- "IT'S SOURCE CODE FOR FAT SEED PODS"
• Pumpkin Seeds- "IT'S SOURCE CODE FOR PLEASING PLANTS"
• Toasted Seeds- "THEY CAN NO LONGER GERMINATE"
• Honey- "IT IS A GOOD LUBRICANT FOR MY GEARS"
• Butterfly Wings- "IRIDESCENT"
• Butter- "THIS IS IMPROBABLE"
• Rot- "EVEN I CAN NOT PROCESS THAT"
• Rotten Egg- "I AM GLAD I CAN NOT SMELL"
• Phlegm- "FILTHY OOZE FROM A FILTHY ANIMAL"

Misc Items

• Blueprint- "KNOWLEDGE WAITING TO BE ABSORBED."
• Gears- "OH NO. WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU?"
• Ashes- "OUTPUT OF FIRE PROGRAM."
• Ashes of item- "OUTPUT OF FIRE PROGRAM. INPUT UNDETERMINED."
• Red Gem- "IT IS SLIGHTLY WARM."
• Blue Gem- "IT IS SLIGHTLY COLD."
• Yellow Gem- "IT IS RATHER HEAVY"
• Green Gem- "PRESSURE AND IMPURITIES HAVE PRODUCED PLEASING PERFECTION"
• Orange Gem- "IT SHIMMERS IN MY HANDS"
• Beard Hair- "DISGUSTING"
• Manure- "THESE ANIMALS ARE DISGUSTING"
• Guano- "MORE POOP. SIGH."
• Melty Marbles- "THE MOST USELESS THING"
• Fake Kazoo- "AN OBVIOUS COUNTERFEIT"
• Gord's Knot- "WHOSE KNOT IS THIS? THAT'S A WELL-GORDED SECRET."
• Gnome- "I DON'T WANT IT"
• Tiny Rocketship- "AN IMPRACTICAL HUMAN CHILD'S TOY"
• Frazzled Wires- "UNSETTLING"
• Ball and Cup- "A DEVICE FOR WASTING TIME"
• Hardened Rubber Bung- "I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHERE THAT GOES"
• Mismatched Buttons- "THOSE DIDN'T COME FROM ME"
• Second-hand Dentures- "STOP SMILING. IT'S GROSS"
• Lying Robot- "HIS NAME IS HAL. HE IS MY FRIEND."
• Dessicated Tentacle- "ORGANICS FINDING NEW AND INTERESTING WAYS TO BE REPULSIVE"
• Dwarf Star- "SUCH POWER!!"

Adventure Mode

• Divining Rod (in starting base)- "ROD IS FULLY OPERATIONAL."
• Divining Rod- "IT WANTS ITS MOTHER"
• Divining Rod (cold)- "SIGNAL STRENGTH: LOW"
• Divining Rod (warm)- "SIGNAL STRENGTH: MEDIUM"
• Divining Rod (warmer)- "SIGNAL STRENGTH: HIGH"
• Divining Rod (hot)- "SIGNAL STRENGTH: EXTREMELY HIGH"
• Divining Rod Holder- "ROD COULD BE USEFUL TOOL."
• Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "SOMETHING IS MISSING STILL"
• Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "WHAT PRIMITIVE TECHNOLOGY"
• Maxwell's Door- "HE IS NOT MUCH OF A CONVERSATIONALIST"
• Maxwell's Phonograph- "IT IS A MUSICAL SLAVE."
• Maxwell's Light- "THEY SENSE MY PRESENCE."
• Maxwell Statue- "HIGH LEVELS OF EVIL DETECTED."
• Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "TECHNOLOGY TURNED AGAINST ME"
• Sick Worm Hole- "IT'S PATHETIC-LOOKING."
• Nightmare Lock- "KEY RECEPTACLE."
• Nightmare Throne- "MADE FOR SITTING."
• Male character on Nightmare Throne- "HE APPEARS TO BE TRAPPED."
• Female character on Nightmare Throne- "SHE APPEARS TO BE TRAPPED."
• Other character on Nightmare Throne- "BROTHER! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?"

Announcements

• Generic- "ERROR: UNKNOWN"
• Failed Adventure Mode- "ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?"
• Freedom- "ENGAGE FREEDOM PROTOCOL"
• Freezing- "MECHANISMS ARE FREEZING"
• Battlecry- "I WILL DESTROY YOU"
• Battlecry (prey)- "EXTERMINATE"
• Battlecry (Pig)- "COMMENCING VIOLENCE"
• Battlecry (Spider)- "COMBAT ENGAGED"
• Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "ENGAGEMENT SUBROUTINES... ENGAGED"
• Leaving combat (generic)- "COMBAT ROUTINE FAILED"
• Leaving combat (prey)- "YOU ARE FAR TOO INFERIOR"
• Leaving combat (Pig)- "NEXT TIME, FILTHY ORGANIC"
• Leaving combat (Spider)- "YOU ARE BENEATH ME"
• Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "TOUCHE"
• Activated a Bee Mine- "BEES!"
• Dusk- "WARNING... NIGHT APPROACHING"
• Entering darkness- "OPTICAL SENSORS DEACTIVATED"
• Entering light- "OPTICAL SENSORS ACTIVE"
• Doing things in the dark- "INSUFFICIENT ILLUMINATION"
• Failed to do something- "ERROR: ACTION UNAVAILABLE"
• Failed to craft something- "INSUFFICIENT RESOURCES"
• Failed to give something- "ABSOLUTELY NOT"
• Trying to sleep during the day and in a cave- "SLEEP MODE UNAVAILABLE DURING DAY"
• Trying to sleep when too hungry- "CAN NOT SLEEP ON AN EMPTY NUTRIENT PROCESSOR."
• Trying to sleep near monsters- "WARNING: THREAT DETECTED. SLEEP MODE DEACTIVATED"
• Trying to give item to busy mob- "TARGET IS PREOCCUPIED"
• Trying to give item to a dead mob- "WHY? THEY'RE DEAD."
• Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "IT'S BUSY RECHARGING"
• Not enough fertilizer- "INSUFFICIENT FERTILIZER"
• Hounds are coming- "SOMETHING IS COMING"
• Depths Worms are coming- "SLIMY ORGANICS APPROACHING"
• Boss is coming- "WARNING LARGE ATTACKER INCOMING"
• Inventory full- "ITEM EXCEEDS CARRYING CAPACITY"
• Can't rummage (generic)- "ERROR: DON'T WANT TO"
• Can't store (generic/full)- "IT IS AT CAPACITY"
• Can't store (invalid item)- "THAT INPUT IS NOT ALLOWED"
• Can't bundle (no items)- "ERROR: NO THINGS TO WRAP"
• Can't cook (generic)- "I DON'T WANT TO COOK"
• Can't cook (too far)- "NOT IN OPTIMAL RANGE"
• Can't draw (no subject)- "I REQUIRE SOMETHING REAL TO BASE THIS "ART" ON"
• Can't shave (generic)- "THAT IS NOT A VALID SHAVE TARGET"
• Can't shave (nothing left)- "THERE IS NO STUBBLE TO SHAVE"
• Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "DANGER! TARGET IS AWAKE"
• Can't write on sign (generic)- "WRITE ERROR"
• Beefalo in combat, unable to mount or saddle- "I'LL RIDE IT LATER. RIGHT NOW IT FIGHTS FOR MY AMUSEMENT"
• Unable to build structure (mounted)- "NON-OPTIMAL ALTITUDE FOR PLACING"
• Eating- "DELICIOUS"
• Eating (stale food)- "STALE FOOD IS JUST AS GOOD"
• Eating (spoiled food)- "SPOILED FOOD IS STILL FOOD"
• Eating (painful food)- "THAT WAS NOT FOOD"
• Hungry- "FUEL RESERVES LOW"
• Triggered trap- "IT'S A TRAP"
• Torch and Miner Hat out- "TORCH EXHAUSTED"
• Pricked- "DAMAGE DETECTED"
• Object broken, fixable- "I CAN FIX THIS."
• Earthquake- "SHAKING EARTH DETECTED"
• Lightning struck- "**SYSTEM OVERLOAD**"
• Discharged- "SYSTEMS NOMINAL"

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomplishment- "WHY AM I DOING THIS?"
• Accomplishment completed- "TASK COMPLETE"

Unimplemented

• Maxwell's Head- "IT APPEARS TO BE SOME SORT OF PROJECTION."
• Skull Chest- "THIS MAKES ME LAUGH"
• Golden Pitchfork- "GOLD IS MORE DURABLE?"
• Boat- "BOAT"
• Home- "WHO WROTE THAT?"
• Sunk Boat- "UNABLE TO UTILIZE"
• Tree Clump- "CLUMP"
• Pig Tent- "TENT"
• Dirt Turf (1)- "GROUND PARTS"
• Dirt Turf (2)- "THE GROUND"
• DEPLETED_GRASS- "AN EXPIRED TUFT OF GRASS"
• Lava Pit- "A PIT OF CRUSTED LAVA"
• Lava Pit (normal)- "THIS LAVA PIT IS FULLY OPERATIONAL"
• Lava Pit (low)- "WARNING: LAVA LEVEL LOW"
• Lava Pit (out)- "IT NEEDS TO BE REBOOTED"
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "AGGRESSIVE LIFEFORMS WITHIN"
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "MOSQUITOES!"
• Chest (trap)- "TREASURE CONTAINER"
• ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP- "ANALYSIS COMPLETE. SITUATION STABLE."
• UNIMPLEMENTED- "WARNING: UNIMPLEMENTED"
• UNIMPLEMENTED (announcement)- "ALERT: OBJECT NOT FUNCTIONING TO SPECIFICATIONS"
• DEVTOOL- "ERROR"
• DEVTOOL_NODEV- "ERROR"
• Rubble- "A DISMANTLED RELIC."
• Hit by Bishop charge- "DAMAGE!"
• Shadow Digger- "HE'S GOT THEM DOING HIS BIDDING. I RESPECT THAT."
• Friend-o-matic- "
• Friend-o-matic (open)- "
• Friend-o-matic (full)- "
• Scaled Furnace (generic, no gems)- "WE GUTTED THE FLY BEAST AND TURNED IT INTO A MACHINE"
• Scaled Furnace (low, one gem)- "THE MACHINE WARMS MY CHASSIS"
• Scaled Furnace (hammered)- "HA HA, FLESHLING! THIS TERRIBLE FACE RESEMBLES YOU"
• Relic Replica (plate)- "
• Relic Replica (bowl)- "
• Relic Replica (chair)- "
• Relic Replica (vase)- "
• Relic Replica (table)- "
• Sporecap and Misery Sporecap (burnt)- "CARBON LIFEFORM, CARBONIZED"
• WETPAPER- "DISTURBINGLY DAMP"
• Bernie (Forge)- "I WILL USE THIS BEAR TO SHIELD ME"
• Packet of Seeds (small)- "A MEAGER AMOUNT OF LIFEPODS"
• Packet of Seeds (medium)- "A MEDIAN AMOUNT OF LIFEPODS"
• Packet of Seeds (large)- "AN ABUNDANT AMOUNT OF LIFEPODS"
• Packet of Mixed Seeds (small)- "VARIETY OF LIFEPODS"
• Packet of Mixed Seeds (medium)- "PLANTING A VARIETY OF LIFEPODS IS INEFFECIENT"
• Packet of Mixed Seeds (large)- "LIFEFORMS ARE NOT OF UNIFORM APPEARANCE"
• Prepared dish (plate)- "IT IS A PLATE TO PUT FOOD ON"
• Prepared dish (bowl)- "VESSEL FOR LIQUID FOODS"
• Prepared dish (soup)- "ENERGY WHICH CONTAINS LIQUID, MY ENEMY"
• Prepared dish (snack)- "SMALL PACKET OF ENERGY"
• Prepared dish (bread)- "GLUTEN BASED ENERGY"
• Prepared dish (pasta)- "GRAIN BASED MEAL"
• Prepared dish (vegetable)- "CONTAINS ENERGY GROWN FROM THE GROUND"
• Prepared dish (meat)- "REQUIRES NONFUNCTIONING BIOLOGICAL UNITS"
• Prepared dish (fish)- "ASSEMBLED WITH WATER BASED BIO-UNITS"
• Prepared dish (crab)- "ENERGY PACKET FABRICATED WITH BIOLOGICAL ROCKS"
• Prepared dish (cheese)- "ITS GOOEYNESS DOES NOT COMPUTE"
• Prepared dish (dessert)- "CONTAINS HIGH LEVELS OF SUCROSE"
• Poison Frog- "THAT AMPHIBIOUS MEATSACK IS RIDDLED WITH DISEASE"
• Peacock- "LARGE, VAIN BIRD"
• Mr. Skittish- "THREAT INCOMING"
• Swimming Horror- "HORROR HAS THE ABILITY TO SWIM"
• COFFEEBOT- "COMRADE"
• WOODLEGSSAIL- "THE ORGANICS KEEP IT AS A REMINDER OF THEIR MORTALITY"
• BIGFISHINGROD- "A LARGE MEAT COLLECTING STICK"
• Beach Turf- "GETS IN MY HOUSING"
• Tornado- "SIGH. NATURE IS TERRIBLE"
• SNAKE_FIRE- "VOLCANO SPAWN"
• PIKE_SKULL- "CREEP METER IS PINGING"
• Sailor's Ghost- "ERROR: CAN NOT QUALIFY"
• Trawl Net (detached)- "SOGGY FINDINGS"
• Baby Water Beefalo (1)- "OPERATION NOT FULLY EXECUTED"
• Baby Water Beefalo (2)- "OX BETA PHASE"
• Chicken- "ERROR: DOES NOT COMPUTE"
• Chicken (sleeping)- "IN SLEEP MODE"
• Chicken (dead)- "NONFUNCTIONING"
• Peep Hen- "UGLY BIRD"
• Peep Hen (sleeping)- "IT HAS RETIRED"
• Peep Hen (dead)- "NONFUNCTIONING"
• Snapdragon- "YOU WILL BE DESTROYED"
• Snapdragon (sleeping)- "IN SLEEP MODE"
• Snapdragon (dead)- "IT HAS CEASED FUNCTIONALITY"
• Zeb- "HORSE UNIT LACKING LIMB MODULES"
• Zeb (sleeping)- "REGENERATING HORSE UNIT"
• Zeb (dead)- "NO LONGER FUNCTIONAL"
• Inspecting self- "THERE IS A HANDSOME ROBOT TRAPPED IN THIS LOOK-DEVICE!"

Removed

• Shovel- "IT HAS MANY USES"
• Gold Tools- "GOLD IS MORE DURABLE?"
• Heat Stone (normal and warm)- "IT WARMS MY COLD CHASSIS"
• Heat Stone (cold)- "A DECEPTIVELY SIMPLE DEVICE"
• Heat Stone (hot)- "TEMPERATURE AT MAXIMUM"
• Deadly Feast- "POISON DETECTED"
• Blow Dart- "A SHARP PROJECTILE."
• Flotsam- "WATER IS THE DESTROYER"
• Sinkhole- "DESCENT?"
• Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "IT IS VULNERABLE"
• Mosquito (held)- "I DARE YOU TO STAB ME WITH YOUR KNIFE."
• Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "I WANT THAT EGG"
• Mandrake Soup- "I WIN."
• Most Crock Pot foods- "UPGRADED FOOD MATERIAL"
• Seeds (specific)- "IT IS LIKE SOURCE CODE FOR PLANTS"
• Bone- "HA. IT DIED. CLASSIC HUMAN MISTAKE."
• Most Graveyard Trinkets- "USELESS JUNK FROM A BYGONE AGE."
• Divining Rod (cold)- "SIGNAL STRENGTH... LOW"
• Divining Rod (warm)- "SIGNAL STRENGTH... MEDIUM"
• Divining Rod (warmer)- "SIGNAL STRENGTH... HIGH"
• Divining Rod (hot)- "SIGNAL STRENGTH... EXTREMELY HIGH"
• Failed Adventure Mode- "ABORT. RETRY. FAIL?"
• Leaving combat (prey)- "COMBAT ROUTINE FAILED"
• Research (high value)- "INFORMATION OVERLOAD"
• Research (normal value)- "INFORMATION ADDED"
• Research (low value)- "MATERIAL HAS LOW INFORMATIONAL CONTENT"
• Sunken Boat- "ANNOYING BIRD WON'T STOP COMMUNICATING"
• Failed to do something- "ACTION NOT AVALIBLE IN CURRENT CONTEXT"
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "I NEED TO SET THIS UP PROPERLY."
• Ghost- "ERROR... UNKNOWN"

Trivia

• When inspecting Evil Flowers, WX-78 asks "HEY THERE, FLOWERS. WANNA... KILL ALL HUMANS?", a reference to Bender, a robotic character from the television series Futurama, who has an obsession with killing all humans.
• When examining the Lying Robot, WX-78 says "HIS NAME IS HAL. HE IS MY FRIEND." This is a reference to the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey.
• When examining the Metal Potato Thing, WX-78 says "REMINDS ME OF MY MOTHER". This may be a reference to GLaDOS from Portal 2, who takes the form of a potato briefly. This is also referenced in their examination quote for Potatoes ("I FEEL KINSHIP WITH THIS STRANGE ROOT").
• When WX-78 examines the Touch Stone they say: "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC" as a reference to the song "Do You Believe in Magic" created by The Lovin' Spoonful in 1965.
• Their battle cry "EXTERMINATE" is a reference to the Daleks from the television series Doctor Who.
• WX-78, as with most other characters, is clearly puzzled at Gold (which easily bends) having more durability than Stone (which, as what could be worked out from its aesthetics, is a highly durable metamorphic rock), which is an inversion of the durability scale in real life.
• WX-78's quote, "IT'S A TRAP", is a possible reference to Admiral Ackbar's famous quote in Return of the Jedi.
• WX-78's quote for examining a Cave Banana Tree ("LIFE FINDS A WAY, UNFORTUNATELY") is a reference to the famous quote spoken by Dr. Ian Malcolm in the movie Jurassic Park.
• WX-78's quote for Logs ("LOG(1) = 0") is a reference to a logarithmic rule. "Log" is short for logarithm, which is the inverse of an exponent. Log(1) = 0 is equivalent to saying that 10⁰ = 1. Essentially, it means that any number to the power of zero equals one.
• The quote for burnt Trees ("I WIN. GOOD.") may be a reference to Street Fighter II, in which the announcer will say "You win! Perfect!" when the player wins a fight.