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–WX-78

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I WIN. GOOD.

This page lists WX-78's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains WX-78's quotes for items found in Don't Starve Together. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Pocket Scale- "HELLO MY POCKET-SIZED BRETHREN"
• Garden Hoe- "TO BURY THE PLANT SOURCE CODES IN THE GROUND"
• Splendid Garden Hoe- "GOLD IS *MORE* DURABLE?"
• Watering Can- "HATEFUL"
• Watering Can and Waterfowl Can (empty)- "IT IS SAFE"
• Waterfowl Can- "I HATE IT EVEN MORE"
• Beefalo Bell- "AN EFFICIENT TOOL FOR GAINING LOYALTY"

Lights

• Mushlight (off)- "IT IS BINARY. ON OR OFF"
• Mushlight (on)- "THE ORGANIC IS SWITCHED ON"
• Mushlight (burnt)- "PERMANENTLY OFF"
• Glowcap (off)- "A LIGHT-UP ORGANIC? COMPLETELY ABSURD"
• Glowcap (on)- "IT HAS SHOWN ME THE LIGHT."
• Glowcap (burnt)- "CRISPY SHROOM"
• Willow's Lighter- "MY BRETHREN."

Survival

• Bug Net- "DEBUGGING IMPLEMENT"
• Trap- "EXPERTLY WOVEN PLANT BITS"
• Compass (generic)- "UNABLE TO OBTAIN BEARINGS"
• Telltale Heart- "IT UNDOES MEATLING DESTRUCTION"
• Booster Shot- "I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THIS"
• Waterballoon- "KEEP THAT AWAY FROM MY CIRCUITS!"
• Whirly Fan- "DEFIES CONSERVATION OF ENERGY"
• Flare- "MAKESHIFT HOMING SIGNAL"
• Sea Fishing Rod- "I HATE THE OCEAN"
• Tillweed Salve- "THIS GROSS ORGANIC PASTE WILL SPEED UP MY REPAIRS"
• Seed Pack-It- "INSTALLING NEW STORAGE COMPARTMENT"
• Bernie (held and inactive)- "IT'S SO CUDDLY!"
• Bernie (active)- "HANG IN THERE, BEAR!"
• BERNIE!- "IT FIGHTS FOR MY MINION, AND THEREFORE FOR ME"
• Bernie (broken)- "HE HAS DIED."
• Chef Pouch- "EFFICIENT STORAGE FOR ORGANIC MATTER"
• Tent Roll- "TENT LOADING... INCOMPLETE"
• Camper's Tent- "RECHARGING STATION"

Food

• Crock Pot (empty)- "TO REFINE MEATS AND VEGETABLES INTO MORE ROBUST FORMS"
• Drying Rack- "I COULD HANG EXPIRED MEATSACKS HERE"
• Drying Rack (finished)- "PROTEIN DEHYDRATION COMPLETE"
• Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "WETNESS IS TRULY THE WORST"
• Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "DEHYDRATION COMPLETE"
• Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "STOP MAKING MY THINGS WET, RAIN"
• Mushroom Planter (empty)- "IT IS FREE FROM ORGANIC GROWTHS"
• Mushroom Planter (some)- "IT IS STARTING TO GROW THINGS"
• Mushroom Planter (lots)- "LOTS OF FILTHY GROWTHS"
• Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "TOO MANY GROWTHS. STOP"
• Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "LOG ERROR"
• Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "THAT'S WHAT IT GETS FOR BEING FLAMMABLE"
• Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "INFERIOR PLANT. MY CIRCUITS FUNCTION BETTER WHEN COLD"
• Salt Box- "ARCHAIC FOOD STORAGE"
• Cookbook- "DIRECTORY OF INGESTIBLE ORGANIC MATTER COMBINATIONS"
• Garden Digamajig (held)- "A RUDIMENTARY TERRAFORMER"
• Garden Digamajig- "YES MY BRETHREN! BEND THE VERY EARTH TO YOUR WILL!"
• Composting Bin- "A RECEPTACLE OF ORGANIC WASTE"
• Composting Bin (too wet)- "HORRIBLY MOIST"
• Composting Bin (too dry)- "DRY"
• Composting Bin (balanced)- "OPTIMAL"
• Composting Bin (burnt)- "IT IS DEAD"
• Growth Formula Starter- "THE NUTRIENT LEVEL IS UNSATISFACTORY. REQUIRES MORE PROCESSING TIME"
• Fermenting Growth Formula- "NUTRIENT LEVELS RISING"
• Fermented Growth Formula- "NUTRIENT LEVELS NEARING MAXIMUM OUTPUT"
• Super Growth Formula- "OPTIMAL NUTRIENCE LEVEL ACHIEVED"
• Gardeneer Hat- "AGRICULTURAL KNOWLEDGE DATABASE"
• Tree Jam- "IT INCREASES ORGANIC GROWTH. IT MUST BE DESTROYED"
• Portable Crock Pot- "WE ARE KIN, YOU AND I"
• Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "ANOTHER COMPETENT MACHINE HAS CREATED A MASTERPIECE"
• Portable Grinding Mill- "WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON"
• Portable Seasoning Station- "YOU WASTE YOUR TALENTS WORKING FOR FLESHSACKS"
• Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "THE I/O OPERATION HAS BEEN PERFORMED"

Science

• Cartographer's Desk- "DIRECTIONAL INFORMATION TRANSMITTER FOR FLESH SIDEKICKS"
• Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "BAKING MAPS"
• Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "MAPS BAKED"
• Potter's Wheel- "STONE IS SLIGHTLY LESS INFERIOR THAN FLESH"
• Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "DESTRUCTION IS ITS OWN ART"
• Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "POTENTIAL INCALCULABLE: SHUTTING DOWN"
• Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "IT COULD BE... WORSE"
• Think Tank- "IT RUNS ON SEA SHARP"
• Think Tank (burnt)- "IT'S BEEN DESTROYED"
• Terra Firma Tamper- "TERRAFORMING STATION. AT LAST"

Fight

• Grass Suit- "ADDS EXTRA PROTECTION TO METAL CASING."
• Tooth Trap- "THIS WILL PUNCTURE THE ENEMIES' FEET"
• Electric Dart- "DEATH BY ROBO BREATH"
• Tail o' Three Cats- "I WILL COMMAND THE MEATLINGS"
• Napsack- "BAG OF SOFT RESET"
• Cookie Cutter Cap- "I'LL SHIELD MYSELF WITH ITS DISGUSTING EXOSKELETON"
• Strident Trident- "HIGH FREQUENCY TABLEWARE"
• Battle Helm- "DUMB HAT"
• Battle Spear- "A PRIMITIVE KINETIC WEAPON"
• Trusty Slingshot- "A RUDIMENTARY FLESHSACK WEAPON"

Structures

• Birdcage (occupied)- "HA HA. THERE IS NO ESCAPE"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "FLESHLINGS ARE SO PICKY."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "IT'S BROKEN."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "IT MUST BE OUT OF BATTERIES."
• Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "INPUT REQUIRED."
• Directional Sign (burnt)- "BURNTAWAY."
• End Table (empty)- "WHY DID WE MAKE THIS"
• End Table (flowers)- "MY UNDERLINGS LIKE IT DESPITE THE LACK OF FUNCTION"
• End Table (new light source)- "MAXIMUM LIGHT OUTPUT"
• End Table (old light source)- "WARNING: POWER LOW"
• End Table (wilted)- "EVEN THE SIMPLEST ORGANICS DIE"
• End Table (burnt)- "CARBONIZED TRASHBITS"
• Friendly Scarecrow- "THIS STRAW ROBOT IS TERRIBLE"
• Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "YES, BURN"
• Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED, FAKE ROBOT"
• Moon Rock Wall (held)- "CAN THIS BUILD A MOONBASE?"
• Moon Rock Wall- "WELCOME TO THE WX-78 MOONBASE"
• Scaled Furnace- "DO YOUR WORST. I AM INCAPABLE OF SWEATING."
• Wardrobe- "ROBOTS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN FASHION"
• Wardrobe (burning)- "DEACTIVATION INITIATED"
• Wardrobe (burnt)- "PERMANENTLY DEACTIVATED"
• Potted Succulent- "MINIONS AGREE IT LOOKS BETTER IMPRISONED"
• Tackle Receptacle- "MAXIMIZE FISHING EFFICIENCY"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic- "A FRIVOLOUS DISTRACTION... I MUST WIN"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "I. AM. VICTORIOUS"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "I ACQUIRED THE FISH OF HIGHEST DENSITY"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "SABOTAGE"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "BUILD ANOTHER IMMEDIATELY"
• Astral Detector (held)- "CURRENTLY INACTIVE"
• Astral Detector- "POINT THE WAY MY NOBLE BRETHREN"
• Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "OBJECTIVE COMPLETE"
• Produce Scale- "WHAT IS THIS HUMAN OBSESSION WITH WEIGHING EVERYTHING?"
• Produce Scale (with light item)- "PATHETIC"
• Produce Scale (with item)- "AN ILLOGICAL USE OF FOODSTUFFS"
• Produce Scale (with heavy item)- "WHY ARE WE DISPLAYING IT INSTEAD OF CONSUMING IT"
• Produce Scale (burning)- "HA. IT IS ON FIRE"
• Produce Scale (burnt)- "DELETED"
• Grooming Station (held)- "BEGIN CONSTRUCTION"
• Grooming Station- "A MINION IMPROVER"
• Grooming Station (occupied)- "UPGRADING TO HAIRY MINION VERSION 2.0"
• File:Grooming Station Burnt.pngGrooming Station (burnt)- "COMPLETELY ERASED"
• Craftsmerm House- "IT IS UGLY"
• Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "HA HA. PREDICTABLE"
• DIY Royalty Kit- "THE GREEN ONE IS DOING SOMETHING USELESS"
• DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "THIS WAS A WASTE OF TIME"
• Royal Tapestry- "THIS IS WHERE THEY DEPOSIT THEIR ROYALTY"
• Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "HA HA. HILARIOUS"
• Merm Flort-ifications- "THE PRESENCE OF A RULER HAS INCREASED THEIR EFFECTIVENESS"
• Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "STATUS: INACTIVE"
• Sisturn (empty)- "WEAK ORGANIC SENTIMENTALITY"
• Sisturn (some flowers)- "FRIVOLOUS"
• Sisturn (full)- "FRIVOLOUS..."

Refine

• Cut Stone- "IMPROVED ROCKS"
• Cratered Moonrock- "REQUIRES PLUGIN"
• Marble Bean- "INFURIATINGLY ILLOGICAL"
• Feathery Canvas- "FEATHERS ADDED FOR INCREASED EFFICIENCY"
• Collected Dust- "GROSS"

Magic

• Meat Effigy- "MODELLED AFTER THE MEATBRAINED SCIENCE FLESHLING"
• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "HE'S DEAD"
• Pan Flute- "HARD RESET FOR FLESHLINGS"
• Night Armor- "PROTECTED BY NOTHINGNESS"
• Dark Sword- "HACK THE PLANET"
• Nightmare Amulet- "THE PERFECT AMULET"
• Ice Staff- "THIS IS MY COLD STICK"
• Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "IT REQUIRES POWER"
• Ocuvigil- "LOOKS DUMB"
• Moon Dial (generic)- "THE MOON IS INORGANIC AND GOOD"
• Moon Dial (new moon)- "THE MOON IS TAKING A BREAK FROM LOOKING AT ORGANICS"
• Moon Dial (waxing)- "THE MOON IS CHARGING UP"
• Moon Dial (full moon)- "MOON AT MAXIMUM POWER"
• Moon Dial (waning)- "THE MOON IS ON COOLDOWN"
• Moon Dial (in Caves)- "THE MOON CAN'T SEE US HERE"
• Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "THEY CAN SEE US"
• The Lazy Deserter- "THE MINION SUMMONER"
• The Lazy Deserter (active)- "GATEWAY LINK ESTABLISHED"
• Clean Sweeper- "APPEARANCE RECALIBRATOR"
• Kitschy Beaver Idol- "TURNS THE HAIRY FLESHSACK INTO AN EVEN HAIRIER FLESHSACK"
• Kitschy Goose Idol- "IT'S UGLY"
• Kitschy Moose Idol- "CONSUME IT AND BE STRONG, MY MINION"

Dress

• Rabbit Earmuffs- "GREAT FOR DROWNING OUT ORGANIC CHATTER"
• Feather Hat- "STILL DOES NOT FLY"
• Ice Cube- "WARNING: MEMORY LEAK"
• Fashion Goggles- "IT SERVES NO ASCERTAINABLE PURPOSE"
• Desert Goggles- "KEEPS OPTICAL HOLES DUST-FREE"
• Funcap- "WHIMSICAL ORGANIC CAMOUFLAGE"
• Seawreath- "PLEASE DON'T"
• Astroggles- "HE DOES DESIGN EXCELLENT MACHINES"
• Clever Disguise- "WARTY CONCEALMENT"
• Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "I HAVE NO INTEREST IN THIS"

Ancient

• Construction Amulet- "CONSERVATION OF MASS... IGNORED"
• Thulecite Suit- "QUICK PUT IT ON ME"
• Houndius Shootius- "MIGHTY BEASTS HAVE BEEN TAMED TO FIGHT FOR ME."
• Premier Gardeneer Hat- "UPGRADED AGRICULTURAL KNOWLEDGE DATABASE"

​Cartography

• Map Scroll (empty)- "CAN'T SCROLL"

​Celestial

• Moon Rock Idol- "PASSKEY"
• Portal Paraphernalia- "UPGRADING SOFTWARE"
• Moon Glass Axe- "EFFICIENCY UP 33%"
• Glass Cutter- "ORGANICS ARE WEAK TO SHARP EDGES"
• Bath Bomb- "FOR ATTACKING THOSE HATEFUL LIQUID PITS"

​Critters

• Kittykit- "IT USES "CUTENESS" AS A WEAPON. RESPECTABLE"
• Vargling- "IT DISCHARGES REPULSIVE SURGES OF "LOVE""
• Ewelet- "I AM ENTERTAINED BY THIS FOUL ORGANIC"
• Broodling- "IT AMUSES ME"
• Glomglom- "YOU HAVE BEEN A LOYAL MINION, GLOMGLOM"
• Giblet- "...YOU MAY LIVE"
• Mothling- "IT HAS NO OFFENSIVE USAGE, YET I AM COMPELLED TO KEEP IT"
• Friendly Peeper- "MY FLESHLING MINION NOW"

​Fishing

• Wooden Ball Bobber and Hardened Slip Bobber- "INSTALLING "BOBBER" ADDON TO FISHINGROD.EXE"
• Sunrise Spinnerbait and Spoon- "PERFORMS OPTIMALLY IN DAYLIGHT"
• Dusky Spinnerbait- "PERFORMS OPTIMALLY AT DUSK"
• Nightflyer Spinnerbait- "PERFORMS OPTIMALLY AT NIGHT"
• Dusky and Nightflyer Spoon- "PERFORMS OPTIMALLY IN DAYLIGHT" [sic]
• Rainy Day Lure- "FISHING IN RAIN... THE HORROR..."
• Snow Day Lure- "I HATE FISHING. I HATE SNOW"
• Stupefying Lure- "IT MAKES ORGANICS EVEN MORE STUPID"
• Heavy Weighted Lure- "I CAN UTILIZE THIS TO CATCH A DENSER FISH"
• Jet Quill Float, Crimson Quill Float, Azure Quill Float, and Saffron Quill Float- "INSTALLING "FLOAT" ADDON TO FISHINGROD.EXE"
• Down Quill Float and Malbatross Quill Float- "INSTALLING "FLOAT+" ADDON TO FISHINGROD.EXE"

​Sculpt

• Carved Hornucopia- "THIS PIECE IS FOR TORTURING HUNGRY FLESHLINGS"
• Bubble Pipe Carving- "IT HAS NO PERCEIVABLE PURPOSE"
• Pawn Figure- "SUPERIOR ART DEPICTING A DISPOSABLE UNDERLING"
• Rook Figure- "WHY ARE HUMANS SO COMPELLED TO "DECORATE"?"
• Knight Figure- "A METICULOUSLY CRAFTED OBJECT OF OBSOLESCENCE"
• Bishop Figure- "A USELESS HUNK OF ROCK WITH NO APPARENT FUNCTION"
• Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "FIGURE BOOTING UP"
• Queenly Figure- "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE AESTHETIC APPEAL"
• Kingly Figure- "WHY IS NO ONE ACKNOWLEDGING IT LOOKS LIKE THE FRAIL HUMAN"
• Deerclops Figure- "ANOTHER ORGANIC I AM STRONGER THAN"
• Bearger Figure- "IT IS MY DECORATION NOW"
• Moose/Goose Figure- "AN ORGANIC I VANQUISHED"
• Dragonfly Figure- "A REMINDER OF THE TIME I WON"
• Moon Moth Figure- ""ART" IS JUST RECREATING STUFF YOU SEE LYING AROUND"
• Anchor Figure- "AS HEAVY AS THE REAL THING, BUT LESS USEFUL"
• "Moon" Figure- "SOME ART IS OKAY"
• Malbatross Figure- "HA! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS DEAD NOW"
• Crab King Figure- "I DON'T LIKE IT"
• Toadstool Figure- "EXACTLY THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF FLESH"
• Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "A DEFLESHED FLESH SACK"
• Klaus Figure- "IT HAS EVOLVED INTO ITS SUPERIOR STATIC FORM"
• Bee Queen Figure- "AS USELESS NOW AS IT WAS WHEN IT WAS MOVING"
• Antlion Figure- "NO LONGER CURSED WITH FLESH"
• Ancient Guardian Figure- "COLD AND HARD, AN IMPROVEMENT"
• Celestial Champion Figure- "WE WOULD HAVE BEEN UNSTOPPABLE. OH WELL"
• Eye of Terror Figure- "ORGANIC REDUCED TO MINERAL - TYPICAL"
• Twins of Terror Figure- "SIGH. I MISS THEM"

​Seafaring

• Boat Kit- "FOR BUILDING A HORRIBLE BOAT"
• Plank- "ABSOLUTELY NOT."
• Leak- "QUICK. PLUG IT UP QUICK!"
• Boat Patch- "PATCH FOR CRACKED BOAT DRM"
• Oar- "I HAVE TO GET TOO CLOSE TO THE WATER TO USE IT"
• Driftwood Oar- "ITS INCREASED EFFICIENCY DOES NOT IMPRESS ME."
• Anchor Kit- "FOR BUILDING A RIDICULOUS ANCHOR"
• Anchor- "IT MAKES THE BOAT STOP. I LIKE IT"
• Mast Kit- "FOR BUILDING A HATEFUL MAST"
• Mast- "I HATE BOATS"
• Winged Sail Kit- "HA HA I TURNED THE FEATHERS INTO A MEANS OF PROPULSION"
• Winged Sail- "YOU WORK FOR ME NOW"
• Steering Wheel Kit- "FOR BUILDING AN AWFUL STEERING WHEEL"
• Steering Wheel- "BOATS ARE HORRIBLE"
• Tin Fishin' Bin- "THE DISGUSTING CREATURES WILL PUTRIFY SLOWER IN THERE"
• Pinchin' Winch- "BROTHER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS ACCURSED WATER"
• Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "BE CAREFUL DOWN THERE"
• Pinchin' Winch (holding item)- "ANALYZING FINDINGS"
• Deck Illuminator- "LIGHT-PRODUCING MAST UPGRADE"
• Lightning Conductor- "POWER STORAGE"
• Fire Pump- "I DESPISE YOU"

​Balloonomancy

• Pile o' Balloons- "USELESS RUBBER SACKS"
• Balloon- "WX-78 CANNOT BE FOOLED. THESE ANIMALS ARE NOT REAL"
• Speedy Balloon- "IT DEFIES ALL LOGIC"
• Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "I DON'T TRUST IT"
• Party Balloon- "I WILL POP IT. NO. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS..."
• Inflatable Vest- "THIS ONE MIGHT NOT BE ENTIRELY WORTHLESS"
• Balloon Hat- "IT SERVES NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN BEING UGLY"

​Books

• Bookcase- "AN ARCHAIC DATA REPOSITORY"
• Birds of the World- "UPLOADING AVIAN FACTOIDS TO DATABASE..."
• Horticulture, Abridged- "A USELESS TOME ON PLANT CULTIVATION"
• Applied Silviculture- "HA. IT IS WRITTEN ON DEAD PLANTS"
• Sleepytime Stories- "POWERING DOown..."
• The End is Nigh!- "A BOOK OF DESTRUCTION. EXCELLENT"
• On Tentacles- "IT SUMMONS THE FLESH WOBBLERS"
• The Angler's Survival Guide- "SUMMON FORTH THE SWIMMING MEAT"
• Pyrokinetics Explained- "IT ELIMINATES FIREWALLS"
• Overcoming Arachnophobia- "I DO NOT FEAR SPIDERS, THE SPIDERS SHOULD FEAR ME"
• Tempering Temperatures- "THERMAL REGULATION DIRECTIVES"
• Lux Aeterna- "LIGHT SOURCE: UNKNOWN"
• Practical Rain Rituals- "HOW HATEFUL"
• Lunar Grimoire- "GIVE ME YOUR SECRETS, MOON"
• Apicultural Notes- "TO SUBJUGATE THE BEES MORE COMPLETELY"
• Horticulture, Expanded- "PLANTS ARE BEST WHEN THEY'RE DEAD"
• The Everything Encyclopedia- "THE FLESHLINGS HAVE TO RECORD ALL THEIR DATA ON PAPER. PATHETIC"
• Lux Aeterna Redux- "AMPLIFIED LIGHT SOURCE"
• Fiery Pen- "IT COULD BE DANGEROUS IN THE WRONG HANDS. I WILL TAKE IT"

Circuitry

• Bio Scanalyzer- "HIS NAME IS JIMMY"
• Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "HE IS IN REST MODE. CLASSIC JIMMY"
• Bio Scanalyzer (hunting)- "SCAN THAT DISGUSTING BIO DATA"
• Bio Scanalyzer (scanning)- "SENSORS INDICATE BIO DATA NEARBY"
• Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "EXCELLENT WORK, JIMMY. AWAIT RETRIEVAL"
• Circuit Extractor- "COMMENCE UPGRADES"
• Bio Data- "DISGUSTING RAW BIO DATA. BEGIN THE REFINING PROCESS"
• Hardy Circuit- "IT IS DIFFICULT TO IMPROVE ON PERFECTION, BUT I PERSEVERED"
• Super-Hardy Circuit- "I WILL BE INVINCIBLE! MUAHAHAHA!"
• Processing Circuit- "IT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE THAT I COULD GET EVEN MORE INTELLIGENT"
• Super-Processing Circuit- "MY PROCESSOR WILL BE EVEN MORE SUPERIOR TO YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN GOOP BRAINS"
• Beanbooster Circuit- "DON'T WORRY MINIONS, WHEN I RULE I WILL MAKE ALL YOUR DECISIONS FOR YOU"
• Chorusbox Circuit- "MUSIC PACIFIES FEEBLE FLESHLING BRAINS"
• Gastrogain Circuit- "MY HUNGER FOR FUEL NEARLY MATCHES MY HUNGER FOR POWER"
• Super-Gastrogain Circuit- "AHAHAHA I WILL CONSUME EVERYTHING!!"
• Acceleration Circuit- "THIS ONE IS STILL IN BETA"
• Super-Acceleration Circuit- "SPEEEEEEED"
• Thermal Circuit- "NO HUDDLING AROUND ME FOR WARMTH, FLESHLINGS. I MEAN IT"
• Refrigerant Circuit- "ACTIVATE COLD DISPOSITION"
• Electrification Circuit- "COME FLESHLINGS, NOTHING WAKES YOU UP LIKE A FEW THOUSAND VOLTS"
• Optoelectronic Circuit- "SWITCH TO DARK MODE"
• Illumination Circuit- "I AM BRILLIANT"

Clocksmithy

• Clockmaker's Tools- "YOU KEEP THOSE AWAY FROM ME, FLESHSACK"
• Time Pieces- "INCOMPATIBLE HARDWARE"
• Ageless Watch- "YES, KEEP MY MINION NICE AND FRESH... FOR NOW"
• Second Chance Watch- "SHE IS ABLE TO REBOOT FELLED MINIONS? NOW I CAN MAKE THEM DO MORE HAZARDOUS WORK!"
• Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "TIME MACHINE? TIME MACHINE!!"
• Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch (recharging)- "RECHARGING"
• Portal Entrance- "I'LL LET ONE OF MY MINIONS TEST IT FIRST"
• Portal Exit- "I LIKE TO WATCH THE FLESHLINGS FALL"
• Alarming Clock- "COMBAT ADDON FOR THE FRAIL CLOCKMAKER"

​Ectoherbology

• All Ghostly Elixirs- "INFERIOR CRAFTSMANSHIP. A CHILD COULD HAVE MADE THIS"

​Engineering

• Trusty Tape- "TEMPORARY FIX FACILITATOR"
• Winona's Catapult- "MY MINION CONTRIBUTES FORCES TO THE ROBOT WAR"
• Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "IT'S JUST SLEEPING"
• Winona's Inventions (burning)- "HURRY, SAVE IT"
• Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "IT WAS A GOOD MACHINE"
• Winona's Spotlight- "THE OVERALLS FLESHLING HAS PROVED USEFUL"
• Winona's Generator- "OVERALLS IS NOW MY LEAST HATED MINION"
• Winona's Generator (low fuel)- "DO NOT GIVE UP, BROTHER"
• Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "NOOO"
• Winona's G.E.M.erator- "MORE POWER. YES"
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "DO NOT DIE ON ME, SISTER"
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "WHY"

​Green Thumb

• Bramble Husk- "HE MADE IT WITH HIS POOP HANDS"
• Bramble Trap- "I HATE PLANTS"
• Compost Wrap- "THAT FILTHY CREATURE SMEARS IT DIRECTLY ON HIS FACE"

​Seasonings

• Garlic Powder- "TINY BITS OF DUST TO PUT ON ENERGY PACKETS"
• Honey Crystals- "WARNING: CONTAINS EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF SUCROSE"
• Chili Flakes- "FLESHSACKS USE IT TO SET THEIR MOUTHS ON FIRE"
• Seasoning Salt- "TINY FLAVOR ROCKS"

​Slingshot Ammo

• Pebbles, Gold Rounds, Marbles, Freeze Rounds, Slow-Down Rounds, and Cursed Rounds- "FLESHSACKS, FINDING NEW INNOVATIVE WAYS TO THROW ROCKS AT EACH OTHER"
• Poop Pellets- "DISGUSTING"

Spider Care

• Den Decorating Set- "ART IS POINTLESS"
• Webby Whistle- "WHY MUST IT HAVE LEGS"
• Shoo Box- "IT LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY TOY-LIKE"
• Healing Glop- "FOR ORGANIC REPAIRS ONLY. USELESS"
• All Switcherdoodles- "IT IS CRUDE AND DISGUSTING. AN ACCURATE DEPICTION"

​Stagecraft

• Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, Bel Canto of Courage, and Fireproof Falsetto- "FLESHSACKS MAKE SUCH ATROCIOUS FACE SOUNDS"
• Rude Interlude and Startling Soliloquy- "I CARE FOR FICTIONAL HUMANS EVEN LESS THAN REAL ONES"

Strongman

• Mighty Gym- "THE LARGE ONE SEEMS TO LIKE THIS FLESHLING TORTURE DEVICE"
• Mighty Gym (burnt)- "HOW SAD"
• Dumbbell, Golden Dumbbell, and Gembell- "MINION UPGRADE EQUIPMENT"
• Potato Sack- "ILLOGICAL. CARRY ME INSTEAD"

​Events

Hallowed Nights

• Candy Bag- "BAG FOR SWEETS"
• Candy Apple- "WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF SHAPING FOODS LIKE OTHER FOODS"
• Candy Corn- "HORRIBLE TEXTURE, LOOKS NOTHING LIKE CORN. I LOVE IT"
• Catcoon Candy- "TINY HAIRY ORGANICS ENTOMBED IN FRUCTOSE"
• Choco Pigs- "THE TREATS INSIDE ARE SHAPED LIKE FLESHLINGS"
• Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "FLAVORED SUGAR STICKS"
• Gummy Spider- "SPIDER CHILD. WATCH ME CONSUME YOUR TINY BRETHREN"
• Jelly Worm- "EVERY TENTACLE IS EDIBLE IF YOU TRY"
• Not-So-Candy Corn- "INFERIOR CORN OF CANDY"
• Raisins- "THE KING OF PIGS WILL BE THE FIRST IMPRISONED WHEN I AM OVERLORD"
• "Raisins"- "EAT THEM, HUMANS"
• Candy Lice- "IT IS A GELATIN LIE"
• Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "IT TASTES LIKE THE FUTURE"
• Lava Pepper- "MY MOUTH FEELS NO PAIN"
• Broken Stake- "NOT EVEN A WEAPON"
• Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "THE FUTURE IS CLEAR AS MUD"
• Empty Elixir- "THE CONTENTS PROBABLY KILLED A HUMAN. HAHA"
• Faux Fangs- "TEETH ARE FOR FILTHY FOOD-CHOMPING FLESHLINGS"
• Monkey Paw- "I WISH FOR MORE WISHES"
• Spider Ring- "AWFUL SPIDER JUNK"
• Binoculars- "MY OPTICS ALREADY POSSESS ZOOM FUNCTIONALITY"
• Lone Glove- "IT IS A RED GLOVE"
• Snail Scale- "I HAVE NO NEED FOR IT"
• Goop Canister- "DISGUSTING FILTH JUNK"
• Toy Cobra- "I DO NOT PLAY"
• Crocodile Toy- "I CANNOT COMPREHEND CHILDHOOD JOY"
• Broken Terrarium- "DESTROYED. HA HA"
• Odd Radio- "MY LOGIC FEELS FUNNY"
• Broken Hairdryer- "NONFUNCTIONAL"
• Mad Scientist Lab- "BROTHER! WHAT HAS DRIVEN YOU MAD!"
• Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "A FIX FOR BRAVERY PERFORMANCE ISSUES"
• Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "LARGE UPGRADE"
• Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "SMALL UPGRADE"
• Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "SPECTACLE INDUCING CRYSTALS"
• Steeped Lunar Essence- "MOON-POWERED ORGANIC REFURBISHER"
• Totally Normal Root- "DIMINUTIVE WOOD BASED LIFE FORM"
• Totally Normal Sapling- "A GROWING HORROR"
• Bat Decoration- "ACCESSORY FOR HORRIFIC TREE"
• Crow Decoration- "FLESHLESS FLESHSACK"
• Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "NEEDS HANGING TO INDUCE HORROR"
• Ghost Decoration- "ERROR: DOES NOT FUNCTION IN INVENTORY"
• Spider Decoration- "A FAKE FLESHSACK USED FOR DECORATION"
• Tentacle Decoration- "NEEDS TREE TO PERFORM DECORATING TASKS"
• Bats coming out of tree- "WARNING: VISUAL COMPONENTS MALFUNCTIONING"
• Drinking bravery potion- "FLYING FLESHLINGS NO LONGER ACTIVATE FEAR UNITS"
• Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "INEFFECTIVE RESULT"

Winter's Feast

• Gift Wrap- "I AM THE SUPERIOR GIFT GIVER"
• Gift- "MINIONS. ARE YOU FINALLY RECOGNIZING MY NATURAL EMINENCE?"
• Festive Tree Planter- "MY MINIONS HAVE PROMISED IT WILL GROW A SPECIAL TREE"
• Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "WAS THAT PART OF THE FEAST RITUAL, MINIONS?"
• Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "I AWAIT THE SPECIAL TREE. WILL IT ENSLAVE HUMANITY?"
• Winter's Feast Tree- "IT'S JUST A TREE... WE ARE SURROUNDED BY HUNDREDS OF THEM"
• Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "RECOMPENSE FOR YOUR HUMAN TREE LIES"
• Gingerbread Cookie- "WHERE ARE THE ROBOT-SHAPED CONFECTIONS"
• Eternal Fruitcake- "THIS ENERGY SLAB IS STRONG AND EFFICIENT"
• Sugar Cookie- "FLESHLINGS LOVE SHAPING FOOD LIKE NON-FOOD"
• Candy Cane- "A ROD OF CONCENTRATED SUGAR FUEL"
• Chocolate Log Cake- "THE ORGANICS SHAPED THIS ONE LIKE A LOG"
• Plum Pudding- "I REQUIRE MORE TREATS"
• Apple Cider- "DELICIOUS OBLITERATED APPLES"
• Hot Cocoa- "ARE MY INSIDES LIQUID PROOF"
• Heavenly Eggnog- "EGG JUICE TO POUR DOWN YOUR FOOD HATCH"
• Festive Bauble- "WHAT OBSERVABLE APPEAL IS THERE IN FRAGILITY?"
• Festive Light- "WE ARE DECORATING WITH ROBOT GUTS"
• Magnificent Adornment- "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS RITUAL"
• Champion Adornment- "REDUNDANT FLESHLING ORNAMENTATION"
• Appeasing Adornment- "THIS FLESHLING IS NOT COMPOSED OF FLESH"
• Masonry Oven- "WELCOME, BROTHER"
• Masonry Oven (cooking)- "THE FLAVORS ARE LOADING"
• Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "96%... 97%... 98%..."
• Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "THE PROCESS IS COMPLETE"
• Winter's Feast Table - "IT HAS BEEN DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR FEASTING"
• Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "ROBOTS EAT FIRST"
• Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "INCORRECT FOODSTUFF"
• Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "IT HAS BEEN INCINERATED"
• Merry Berrysauce- "PRE-MASHED FOR EFFICIENT DIGESTION"
• Bibingka- "THE PLATE SEEMS REDUNDANT"
• Cabbage Rolls- "THE FLESHLINGS ENJOY WRAPPING FOOD IN OTHER FOOD"
• Festive Fish Dish- "DETECTING HIGH AMOUNTS OF... UGH... "CHEER"..."
• Good Gravy- "IT WILL LUBRICATE THE PATH TO MY STOMACH"
• Latkes- "FLESHLINGS ENJOY POTATOES IN MANY FORMS"
• Lutefisk- "IT SMELLS STRONGLY OF CHEMICALS. I LIKE IT"
• Mulled Punch- "HOT SPICED FUEL"
• Panettone- "ENHANCED BREAD"
• Pavlova- "THE TEXTURE IS DIFFICULT TO CLASSIFY"
• Pickled Herring- "PRESERVED FISH FLESH"
• Polish Cookies- "PROCEEDING TO CLEAR COOKIES"
• Pumpkin Pie- "THE SWEET PUMPKIN MUSH FUELS ME"
• Roasted Turkey- "I WILL FEAST ON THE DEAD BIRD FLESH"
• Stuffing- "I ENJOY THESE SMALL BREAD CHUNKS"
• Sweet Potato Casserole- "ERROR: NOT POTATO"
• Tamales- "YES. I WILL EAT THEM ALL"
• Tourtiere- "IT'S A DELICIOUS FLESH PIE"
• Gingerbread Pig- "HA HA. IT IS A MOCKERY OF LIFE"
• Gingerbread Pig House- "I HAVE AN IRRESISTIBLE URGE TO STOMP ON IT"
• Gingerbread Varg- "I'D RATHER NOT HAVE MY GEARS GUNKED UP WITH ICING"
• Cookie Crumbles- "THEY ARE NOT BUILT TO LAST"
• Holiday Cheer- "IT REEKS OF FESTIVITY"
• Eating Holiday Cheer- "TRACE AMOUNTS OF SHADOW MAGIC DETECTED"
• Eating without feasting- "I SHOULD FEED MY MINIONS"
• Feasting- "COMMENCE CHEWING PROTOCOLS"
• Feasting buff- "WHAT IS THIS... FEELING?"
• Feasting buff wearing off- "NEARLY EXPERIENCED AN EMOTION... NEED TO RECALIBRATE"

Lunar New Year

• Red Pouch- "REVEAL YOUR CONTENTS TO ME, POUCH"
• Lucky Gold Nugget- "PRECIOUS, LUCKY METAL"
• Red Firecrackers- "CHAOS IN STICK FORM"
• Red Lantern- "A LUCKY GLOWBOX"
• Lucky Fan- "CIRCUIT COOLING SYSTEM"
• Lucky Beast Head- "I AM THE HEAD. YOU WILL FOLLOW ME"
• Lucky Beast Body- "FOR MY MINIONS TO WEAR"
• Lucky Beast Tail- "BAD MINIONS GET THIS PIECE"
• Floating Lantern- "GET OUT OF THE WATER BROTHER, IT'S UNSAFE!"
• Dappled Koi- "THIS ORGANIC COULDN'T DECIDE ON A COLOR"
• Golden Koi- "I CAN APPRECIATE ITS METALLIC SHEEN"

Gobbler

• Gobbler Shrine- "INSERT OFFERING HERE"
• Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "NONFUNCTIONAL"
• Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "YOU LOSE"

Varg

• Varg Shrine- "IT BEGINS"
• Varg Shrine (empty)- "INSERT FLAMES HERE"
• Varg and Pig Shrine (burnt)- "YOU LOSE."
• Lucky Whistle- "ERROR: FREQUENCY OUT OF RANGE"
• Clay Hound- ">CMD [/SIT]"
• Clay Hound (statue)- "THIS DOG IS IMMOBILE"
• Clay Varg- "YOU WILL BE DESTROYED"
• Clay Varg (statue)- "IT IS NOT SO FEARSOME"
• Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "USELESS PAPER FOR MAKING USELESS SCULPTURES"
• Hound Figure- "A GOOD ORGANIC SPECIES. IT OBEYS ITS MASTER"
• Varg Figure- "THIS IS A TROPHY TO CELEBRATE MY GREATNESS"

Pig King

• Pig Shrine- "NONFLESH TRIBUTE TO FLESHSACK"
• Pig Shrine (empty)- "REQUIRES MEATFUEL TO ACTIVATE"
• Tribute Roast- "FANCY FOODFUEL"
• Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "FOODFUEL FOR OTHER FLESHSACKS"
• Fish Heads on a Stick- "BASIC FOODFUEL"
• Golden Belt- "ONE GAME TOKEN"
• Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "IT HAS A FILTHY HABIT OF HITTING ME"
• Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "A FLESHSACK FIREWALL FOR GOLD"
• Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "A BRANCH OF PIG FLESHSACK ROOT DIRECTORY"
• Elite Pig (Wade)- "ENEMY FLESHSACK"
• Can't play game (too late)- "WARNING: NIGHT APPROACHING"
• Can't play game (area not empty)- "ERROR: GROUND REQUIRES DISKCLEANUP"
• Can't play game (danger)- "WARNING: DANGER DETECTED"

Carrat

• Carrat Shrine- "ACCESS GRANTED"
• Carrat Shrine (empty)- "REQUIRES OFFERING OF VEGETABLE SOURCE CODE"
• Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "DEACTIVATED"
• Starting Point Kit- "RACE INITIATOR"
• Starting Point- "WE WILL SEE WHICH ORGANIC IS SUPERIOR"
• Finish Line Kit- "RACE TERMINATOR"
• Finish Line- "MY SMALL ORGANIC MINION WILL WIN"
• Finish Line (burnt)- "RACE.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING"
• Finish Line (won)- "VICTORY IS MINE"
• Finish Line (lost)- "{winner}'S RACER WAS BETTER CALIBRATED"
• Checkpoint Kit and Checkpoint- "SYSTEM CHECKPOINT"
• Navigation Gym Kit- "NAVIGATION TRAINING COMPONENTS"
• Navigation Gym- ""PRACTICE"... HOW ORGANIC"
• Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "RECALCULATING ROUTE... RECALCULATING..."
• Navigation Gym (burnt)- "UTTERLY DESTROYED"
• Reflex Gym Kit- "REACTION TRAINING COMPONENTS"
• Reflex Gym- "TO IMPROVE PROCESSING SPEED"
• Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "AWW. HOW PATHETIC"
• Reflex Gym (burnt)- "UTTERLY DESTROYED"
• Speed Gym Kit- "SPEED TRAINING COMPONENTS"
• Speed Gym- "RUN PROGRAM"
• Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "I WILL MAKE YOU THE LEAST INFERIOR OF YOUR SPECIES"
• Speed Gym (burnt)- "UTTERLY DESTROYED"
• Endurance Gym Kit- "STAMINA TRAINING COMPONENTS"
• Endurance Gym- "WEAK ORGANICS AND THEIR "STAMINA""
• Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "GROW STRONGER, TINY MINION"
• Endurance Gym (burnt)- "UTTERLY DESTROYED"
• Carrat Scale Kit- "IT MEASURES THE USEFULNESS OF SMALL ORGANIC MINIONS"
• Carrat Scale- "THIS WILL PROVIDE USEFUL DATA"
• Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "I AM UNDERWHELMED"
• Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "IT'S ALL DUE TO MY SUPERIOR TRAINING"
• Carrat Scale (burnt)- "NONFUNCTIONAL"
• Packet of Seeds- "JUMBLED PLANT SOURCE CODE"
• Premium Seed Packet- "SUPPOSEDLY SUPERIOR PLANT SOURCE CODE"
• Carrat Figure- "WHEN WILL ONE OF MY UNDERLINGS CARVE A STATUE OF ME?"
• Charlie's Carrat- "I DID NOT KNOW THERE WAS AN INORGANIC OPTION. CHEATER"
• Can't start race with no participants- "STARTUP POSTPONED UNTIL RACING ORGANICS ARE INSTALLED"
• Race starting- "EXECUTE RACE PROGRAM"
• Carrat is sleeping- "ENTERING REST MODE? NOW?"
• Carrat is stunned- "THE ORGANIC SEEMS TO BE MALFUNCTIONING"
• Carrat going wrong way-
  • "ERROR: COURSE CORRECTION NEEDED"
  • "THAT IS THE INCORRECT DIRECTION"
• Carrat is slow- "RUNTIME ERROR DETECTED"
• Carrat is exhausted- "THIS ORGANIC IS NEARLY EXPIRED"
• Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
  • "THIS ORGANIC HAS ALREADY BEEN CLAIMED"
  • "ERROR: INCORRECT CARRAT"

Beefalo

• Beefalo Shrine- "FULLY FUNCTIONAL"
• Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "REQUIRES HAIRY OFFERING"
• Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "DELETED"
• Sewing Machine (held and placed)- "HAIRY MINION COSTUME FABRICATOR"
• Judge's Booth (held)- "COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION"
• Judge's Booth- "YOU WILL NAME ME THE WINNER, FLESHLING"
• Beefalo Stage (held)- "CONSTRUCTION REQUIRED"
• Beefalo Stage- "HAIRY MINION INSPECTION ZONE"
• Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "DATA INCOMPLETE, MUST ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL FASHION SCRAPS"
• Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "I WILL TAKE IT TO THE FLESHLING JUDGE FOR ANALYSIS"
• Beefalo Dolls- "WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE"
• ()Warrior Costume Pattern- "EXCELLENT. THIS WILL DO NICELY"
• ()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "A DISARMING APPEARANCE COULD BE USEFUL"
• ()Festive Costume Pattern- "FRIVOLOUS"
• ()Flowery Costume Pattern- "DISGUSTING"
• ()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "THERE WILL STILL BE ORGANIC COMPONENTS INSIDE, BUT IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT"
• ()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "IT WOULD BE BENEFICIAL TO HAVE A MINION THAT CAN WITHSTAND COLD TEMPERATURES"
• ()Formal Costume Pattern- "I DOUBT IT WILL MAKE THE HAIRY FLESHSACK LOOK MORE DIGNIFIED"
• ()Victorian Costume Pattern- "IT IS OUTDATED"
• ()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "INFERIOR BEINGS MUST RELY ON LUCK"
• Beefalo Figure- "AN IMPROVEMENT ON THE FLESHY ORIGINAL"
• Calling beefalo- "TO ME, MINION!"
• Can't build stage too far- "REQUIRES CLOSER PROXIMITY TO JUDGING STRUCTURE"
• Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "BEEFALO REQUIRED. RUN BELL.EXE TO TAME BEEFALO"
• Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "THE FOOLISH BEAST IS TOO FAR AWAY"
• Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "IT IS RESTRAINED"
• Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "IT HAS TOO MANY FEELINGS TO RESTRAIN"
• Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING"
• Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "HOW DARE YOU START THE COMPETITION WITHOUT ME"
• Failed to start contest (generic)- "YOU CAN NEVER RELY ON FLESHLINGS TO DO THEIR JOB"
• Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "WHERE IS HE HIDING"
• Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "PRIORITIZE MY REQUEST, USELESS FLESHLING!"
• Learned new costume pattern- "NEW DATA ACQUIRED"
• Costume pattern already known- "THIS PATTERN ALREADY EXISTS IN MY DATABANK"

Catcoon

• Catcoon Shrine- "IT IS OPERATIONAL"
• Catcoon Shrine (empty)- "REQUIRES SOMETHING TO FUNCTION"
• Catcoon Shrine (burnt)- "TURNED OFF"
• Kitcoon Nursery Kit- "YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HIDE FROM THE MECHANICAL UPRISING"
• Kitcoon Nursery- "FLESHLING SPAWNER"
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek)- "THEY ARE UNDERTAKING A MEANINGLESS ACTIVITY"
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek, time almost up)- "THE FLESHLINGS MUST BE FOUND AND ELIMINATED SOON"
• Kitcoon Nursery (burnt)- "THIS BRINGS ME JOY"
• Wind-up Mouse Toy- "THE BEST TOYS REQUIRE MECHANICAL PARTS. IT IS NO COINCIDENCE"
• Kit Collar- "WHY BOTHER ASSIGNING A DESIGNATION TO A USELESS FLESH CREATURE"
• Gobbler Wobbler and Kit Teaser Kits- "THE TOOLS TO CONSTRUCT A MEANINGLESS DIVERSION"
• Gobbler Wobbler- "THIS DOES NOT ENTERTAIN ME"
• Gobbler Wobbler (burnt)- "NOW I AM ENTERTAINED. HA. HA."
• Kit Teaser- "FLESHLINGS ARE SIMPLE CREATURES"
• Kit Teaser (burnt)- "HA. HA."
• Kitcoon Figure- "THE URGE TO TOPPLE IT OVERWHELMS MY SYSTEMS"
• Catcoon Figure- "A CLEAR IMPROVEMENT OVER ITS FLESHY COUNTERPART"
• Kitcoon (forest)- "ENTITY NOT FOUND"
• Kitcoon (savanna)- "ITS PATTERN INDICATES DANGER. ITS SIZE DOES NOT"
• Kitcoon (marsh)- "SPIKES OUT"
• Kitcoon (deciduous)- "CLAWS OUT"
• Kitcoon (grassy)- "ITS GRASS CASING ADDS NO AMOUNT OF EXTRA PROTECTION"
• Kitcoon (rocky)- "IT CONTAINS NO ADDITIONAL MATERIALS"
• Kitcoon (desert)- "ITS ATTEMPTING AT IMPROVING ITS HEARING IS PITIFUL"
• Kitcoon (lunar)- "A FLESHING. FROM THE MOON?"
• Kitcoon (festive)- "WHY DO FLESHLINGS CELEBRATE ARBITRARY DATES?"
• Ticoon- "YOU WILL DISCLOSE THE LOCATION OF YOUR PEERS IMMEDIATELY"
• Ticoon (abandoned)- "I WILL SUCCEED UTILIZING ONLY MY TACTICS AND RESEARCH"
• Ticoon (found Kitcoon)- "THAT VICTORY WAS ENTIRELY MY FAULT, DO NOT TAKE CREDIT"
• Ticoon (lost trail)- "MY VICTORY WAS TAKEN AWAY FROM ME"
• Ticoon (Kitcoon nearby)- "THE FLESHLING IS NOT DISTANT. CONCENTRATE"
• Ticoon (tracking)- "THEY WILL LEAD ME TO MY VICTORY"
• Ticoon (tracking for someone else)- "I MUST FIND THE FLESHLINGS FASTER THAN THEM"
• Ticoon (no Kitcoons)- "THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF FLESHLINGS IN THE AREA"
• Ticoon (Kitcoons too far)- "FLESHLING DISTANCE EXCEEDS SMELL DETECTION BOUNDARIES"

The Forge

• Battlemaster Pugna- "YOU ARE UNFIT TO RULE"
• Pit Pig- "LOOK AT IT. IT IS PUNY"
• Crocommander- "I WILL KILL YOU FIRST"
• Snortoise- "I AM THE SUPERIOR METAL BEING"
• Scorpeon- "ITS ACID CORRODES METAL"
• Boarilla- "BRUTISH AND STUPID"
• Grand Forge Boarrior- "YOU ARE STRONG, BUT STILL ORGANIC"
• Rhinocebro- "YOU CORRUPT THAT MACHINE ON YOUR HORN!"
• Infernal Swineclops- "STILL A WEAK FLESHLING UNDERNEATH THAT ARMOR"
• Ancient Gateway (off)- "IT IS INACTIVE"
• Ancient Gateway (on)- "READY FOR TRANSPORT"
• Ancient Anchor (empty)- "NO POWER"
• Ancient Anchor (key)- "EXCELLENT"
• Forge Portal- "IT'S AN ENEMY MANUFACTURER"
• Battle Standard- "DESTROY THE ENEMY UPGRADER"
• Baby Spider- "HOW WILL MINESCULE, SQUISHABLE SPIDERS HELP US"
• Magma Golem- "IT IS A MINION FOR MY MINIONS"
• Living Staff- "KEEP ME IN MINT CONDITION, MINIONS"
• Infernal Staff- "IT IS USELESS TO ME"
• Petrifying Tome- "READING IS NOT VERY EVIL"
• Tome of Beckoning- "A BOOK IS NOT A WEAPON"
• Forging Hammer- "I WILL SMASH ALL WHO OPPOSE ME"
• Pith Pike- "AN EXCELLENT TOOL OF TERMINATION"
• Spiral Spear- "I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING"
• Riled Lucy- "I HAVE NO USE FOR YOU, AXE"
• Blacksmith's Edge- "I WILL USE IT BETTER THAN ANYONE"
• Darts- "A PITIFUL WEAPON"
• Molten Darts- "AN INFERIOR WEAPON"
• Hearthsfire Crystals- "I AM NOT COMPATIBLE WITH THAT INTERFACE"
• Reed Tunic- "PATHETIC"
• Feathered Reed Tunic- "I HAVE NO USE FOR THAT"
• Wood Armor- "IT IT ONLY BARELY SUFFICIENT"
• Jagged Wood Armor- "I WILL BE POWERFUL"
• Silken Wood Armor- "INITIATING OVERCLOCK PROCEDURE"
• Stone Splint Mail- "A SUITABLE SUIT OF ARMOR"
• Steadfast Stone Armor- "DETECTING: CHASSIS UPGRADE"
• Grand Armor- "ARMOR FOR MY IRON CASING"
• Barbed Helm- "IT WILL MAKE ME STRONGER"
• Nox Helm- "YES. I LIKE THIS"
• Resplendent Nox Helm- "CLEARLY I SHOULD WEAR IT"
• Feathered Wreath- "IMPROVED RUNTIME"
• Crystal Tiara- "IT IS A COOLING UPGRADE"
• Clairvoyant Crown- "I AM NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT"
• Woven Garland- "A PATHETIC ORGANIC HAT"
• Flower Headband- "SURRENDER YOUR POWER TO ME, PLANT"
• Blossomed Wreath- "ENHANCED COOLING SYSTEMS"
• Started revival- "YOU ARE STILL USEFUL, FLESHLING"
• Finished revival- "GO FORTH, MINION"
• Revived- "BACK ONLINE"
• Refusing inappropriate weapon- "ERROR: INFERIOR WEAPON"

The Gorge

• Mumsy- "IT'S EVEN MORE REPULSIVE THAN HUMANS"
• Billy- "THIS GOAT IS IN BETA"
• Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm and Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "FISH BASED BARTERER"
• Swamp Pig Elder- "THIS LARGE SWINE COMMANDS THE SMALLER ONES"
• Swamp Pig Elder (sleeping)- "IT IS IN SLEEPMODE"
• Swamp Pig- "JOY. A NEW FLAVOR OF HORRIBLE ORGANIC"
• Old Beefalo- "ANTIQUATED MANURE MACHINE"
• Pigeon- "THIS ORGANIC IS EXTRA FILTHY"
• Pigeon (sleeping)- "IT'S IN SLEEPMODE"
• Pigeon (dead)- "NO LONGER FUNCTIONAL"
• Pebble Crab- "IT'S LIKE A ROCK, BUT ALIVE AND WORSE"
• Berry Bush- "ENERGY PACKETS NO LONGER PRESENT"
• Fern- "DEFENSELESS PLANT FOOD"
• Mushroom- "EDIBILITY CONFIRMED"
• Mushroom (picked)- "LIFEFORM GROWTH RATE SUBOPTIMAL FOR MY NEEDS"
• Rotten Crop- "IT ROTS LIKE ALL ORGANICS"
• Sapling- "IT HAS ALREADY BEEN HARVESTED"
• Spotty Shrub- "GIVE ME YOUR FOOD, SHRUB"
• Spotty Shrub (picked)- "I WOULD TAKE MORE FROM IT IF I COULD"
• Sugarwood Tree- "A HIDEOUS PINK TREE"
• Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "THE SOURCE OF PLANT COOLANT HAS BEEN DESTROYED"
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "I DEMAND YOU FILL UP FASTER"
• File:Sugarwood Tree Tapped Full.pngSugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "IT IS TIME TO REMOVE THE BUCKET"
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "TINY BIOLOGICAL UNITS HAVE FOILED COOLANT COLLECTION"
• Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "TRUNK HAS SUSTAINED DAMAGE"
• Ivy- "INVADING ORGANIC LIFE FORMS!"
• The Altar of Gnaw- "IT WISHES TO CONSUME"
• The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "IT IS CURRENTLY REFUELING"
• Ancient Gateway- "IT DID NOT FUNCTION AS I HAD HOPED"
• Beast of Hunger (1)- "IT IS A HIDEOUS GOAT STATUE"
• Beast of Hunger (2)- "UNNECESSARILY UGLY"
• Broken Carriage- "NONFUNCTIONING MOBILITY CHASSIS"
• Dilapidated Cathedral- "ERROR 404: CATHEDRAL NOT FOUND"
• Dilapidated Chimney (1)- "FIREPLACE NO LONGER COMFORTING"
• Dilapidated Chimney (2)- "NONFUNCTIONING GOODS"
• Dilapidated Clocktower- "DAMAGED BRICK COMPUTER TOWER"
• Dilapidated Door- "ERROR: INVALID PATHWAY"
• Dilapidated House-
  • "LIKELY REASON FOR ABANDONMENT: ANNIHILATION"
  • "VILLAGE HAS BEEN ABANDONED"
  • "EVIDENCE OF DIVINE WRATH"
• Dilapidated Roof- "ROOF NO LONGER FUNCTIONS"
• Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "USELESS ORGANIC DECORATION"
• Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "YOUR MONUMENTS DO NOT UNDO DEATH"
• Worn Pig House- "HAHA. THEIR HOUSES ARE TERRIBLE"
• House Rubble- "THE DESTROYED DWELLING OF AN ORGANIC"
• Iron Fence- "DECORATIVE SHARP OBJECT"
• Locked Iron Gate- "REQUIRES A PASSKEY"
• Iron Gate- "PARKING ACCESS: GRANTED"
• Mealing Stone- "I AM GOOD AT CRUSHING"
• Park Fountain- "THANK GOODNESS. IT IS BROKEN"
• Post- "LOG POST"
• Queen Beast- "EXCESSIVE ORNAMENTATION"
• Rundown House- "IT IS BARELY STANDING"
• Safe- "IT HAS BEEN UNLOCKED. THE MYSTERY IS GONE"
• Locked Safe- "A MYSTERIOUSLY LOCKED CUBE"
• Sammy's Wagon- "CONTAINER FOR GOODS"
• Pipton's Cart- "THERE ARE GOODS WITHIN"
• Salt Pond- "EVIL CORROSIVE WATER"
• Stone Pillar- "I ENJOY THE GEOMETRY OF THIS"
• Streetlight- "A POTENTIAL ALLY AGAINST THE ORGANICS"
• Small Streetlight- "AN ADOLESCENT METAL MACHINE"
• Smashed Clock- "NONFUNTIONING TIME ACCESSORY"
• Urn- "I AM INCAPABLE OF EMPATHY"
• Wrecked Bicycle- "NONFUNCTIONING TWO WHEELED TRANSPORTATION"
• Pot Hanger (held)- "MINIONS. CONSTRUCT THIS"
• Pot Hanger- "ASSEMBLED COOKING COMPONENT"
• Oven (held)- "THIS ROBOT HAS NOT BEEN BUILT YET"
• Oven- "I ADMIRE THIS ROBOT'S LARGE FIRE MOUTH"
• Small and Large Grill and Salt Rack (held)- "SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
• Small Grill- "INADEQUATE MEMORY SLOTS"
• Large Grill- "ADDING FIRE TO FOOD INCREASES ITS VALUE"
• Cookpot- "THIS POT HAS INADEQUATE MEMORY SIZE"
• Large Cookpot- "THIS POT HAS AN ACCEPTABLE MEMORY SIZE"
• Small Casserole Dish- "ITS MEMORY SLOTS REQUIRE UPGRADE"
• Large Casserole Dish- "FOR ASSEMBLING A MISHMASH"
• Syrup Pot- "REQUIRES SUCROSE AND FIRE TO CONSTRUCT MORE SUCROSE"
• Salt Rack- "WATER CONTACT SUCCESSFULLY AVOIDED"
• Salt Rack (ready)- "CAUTION: AVOID SPLASHING LIQUID ON CIRCUITS"
• Crab Trap- "ENTRAPS BIOLOGICAL ROCKS"
• Hoe- "TILLING ADDON ACQUIRED"
• Slaughter Tools- "FOR DISASSEMBLING BIOLOGICAL LIFEFORMS"
• Tree Tapping Kit- "FOR SIPHONING COOLANT FROM THE TREES"
• Key- "PASSKEY FOR LOCKED CUBE"
• Iron Key- "PASSKEY FOR METAL GATE"
• Ancient Key- "PASSKEY FOR GATEWAY LINK"
• All Seed Packet and Seed types- "UNIDENTIFIED LIFEPODS"
• Salmon- "FLOOPY WATER CREATURE"
• Cooked Salmon- "ITS WEAKNESS IS FIRE"
• Crab Meat- "MEAT FROM THE ROCK CREATURE"
• Cooked Crab Meat- "DELICIOUS ROCK MEAT"
• Cooked Foliage- "THIS IS NOT A GOOD MEAL"
• Mushroom (item)- "UGLY FUNGUS"
• Cooked Mushroom- "
• Garlic- "I FILL MY MOUTH CAVITY WITH THEM TO REPEL HUMANS"
• Roast Garlic- "IT IS COOKED NOW"
• Onion- "IT HAS LAYERS"
• Roast Onion- "ALL THE LAYERS HAVE BEEN COOKED"
• Potato- "I FEEL KINSHIP WITH THIS STRANGE ROOT"
• Roast Potato- "YOU WILL BE DELICIOUS, STRANGE ROOT"
• Toma Root- "IT WOULD CRUSH EASILY IN MY HAND"
• Roast Toma Root- "WE COOKED IT"
• Turnip- "IT'S A DUMB TURNIP"
• Roast Turnip- "IT IS COOKED EVENLY THROUGHOUT"
• Wheat- "GRAIN DETECTED"
• Flour- "HAHA, THE WHEAT HAS BEEN CRUSHED"
• Goat Milk- "LACTOSE ENERGY PACKET"
• Salt Crystals- "CAN BE GROUND INTO SALT"
• Salt- "BAD FOR CIRCUITRY"
• Sap- "DELICIOUS PLANT COOLANT"
• Ruined Sap- "USELESS STICKINESS"
• Syrup- "CONTAINS HIGH LEVELS OF STICKINESS"
• Spotty Sprig- "I WILL CRUSH YOU"
• Spot Spice- "YOU HAVE BEEN CRUSHED, SPRIG"
• Old Coin- "A SMALL DENOMINATION OF CURRENCY"
• Sapphire Medallion- "I REQUIRE MORE CURRENCY"
• Red Mark- "HAVE ACQUIRED MONETARY GAIN"
• Gnaw's Favor- "CONTAINS CHARGE POTENTIAL"
• Prepared dish- "DEITY SACRIFICE DETECTED"
• Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "WARNING: FUEL INCOMPATIBLE WITH DEITY DESIRES"
• Prepared dish (matches craving)- "FUEL COMPATIBLE WITH DEITY'S DESIRES"
• Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "WARNING: DEITY FUEL IS LOW ON ENERGY"
• Burnt Food- "HUMAN ERROR DETECTED"
• Silver Plate- "THE DEITY ENJOYS HIGH CONDUCTIVITY MATERIALS"
• Silver Bowl- "ITS LUSTER VALUE IS HIGH"
• Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "REQUIRES PASSKEY"
• Cannot slaughter Old Beefalo (too far)- "STAND STILL AND LET ME KILL YOU"
• Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "ERROR: FOOD DOES NOT REQUIRE TWO RECEPTACLES"
• Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "ERROR: UNEXPECTED DISH FORMAT"
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "ERROR: FOODFUEL ALREADY PRESENT"
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "ERROR: NOT SUITABLE FOODFUEL"
• Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "WRONG PASSWORD DETECTED"
• Cannot use item (occupied)- "SERVER BUSY"
• Food ruined (bad recipe)- "ERROR: INVALID ORGANIC COMPONENTS"
• Food ruined (overcooked)- "IT IS RUINED"
• Lost round- "WE LOSE"
• Won round- "THE GATE IS NOW FUNCTIONAL"

Midsummer Cawnival

• Corvus Goodfeather- "A FLYING MINION MIGHT BE USEFUL"
• Crow Kid- "I COULD GATHER AN ARMY OF FLYING MINIONS..."
• Cawnival Token- "IT LOOKS A BIT LIKE A COIN"
• Prize Ticket- "THE FEATHERED FLESHSACKS SEEM TO ATTACH VALUE TO THIS WORTHLESS PAPER. FOOLS"
• Prize Tickets (small stack)- "MY COLLECTION GROWS"
• Prize Tickets (large stack)- "THEY'RE MINE! THEY'RE ALL MINE!"
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, Egg Scramble, Prize Booth, Confetti Cannon, Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, Midsummer Night Light, and Miniature Tree (held)- "ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, and Egg Scramble- "ENTRANCE FEE REQUIRED"
• Hubbub for Grub (playing)- "BROTHERS AND SISTERS, WHY DO YOU TOIL FOR THEIR AMUSEMENT?"
• Hubbub for Grub (trapdoor)- "I DON'T CARE"
• Grub- "THESE ARE NOT WORMS. THIS IS PAPER"
• Eggs in a Basket (playing)- "STAND BACK ORGANICS, AND WATCH A SUPERIOR ROBOTIC BRAIN AT WORK"
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor)- "I DON'T CARE"
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor, playing)- "THIS IS THE ONE. I AM CORRECT"
• Egg Scramble (playing)- "EGGS CANNOT RUN. THIS IS FOOLISHNESS"
• Scrambling Egg- "STOP. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF"
• Prize Booth- "GIVE ME MY PRIZE"
• Confetti Cannon- "EXPLOSIONS ARE ENTERTAINING. ON THIS WE CAN AGREE"
• Confetti Cannon (cooldown)- "IT COULD USE A BIT MORE FIREPOWER"
• Cawnival Sapling- "IT IS SMALL AND UGLY"
• Cawnival Tree- "IT SEEMS TO ATTRACT THE FEATHERED FLESHSACKS"
• Cawnival Tree (level 2)- "MORE FEATHERED FLESHSACK RESULTS IN HIGHER TICKET YIELD AND MORE PRIZES FOR ME"
• Cawnival Tree (level 3)- "DECORATING COMPLETE"
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, and Mini Pendulum Ride- "I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY TRAPPED THE EGGS"
• Midsummer Night Light- "MINISCULE LIGHT SOURCE"
• Miniature Tree- "IT IS HARDY AND DOESN'T NEED ANY CARE. MINIONS, LEARN FROM ITS EXAMPLE"
• File:Mystery Box.pngMystery Box- "ITS CONTENTS HAVE BEEN OBFUSCATED"
• Cawnival Statuette- "DISAPPOINTING"
• Cawnival Statuette (uncommon)- "MEDIOCRE"
• Cawnival Statuette (rare)- "ACCEPTABLE"
• Seed Clusters- "MEAGER SUSTENANCE"
• Corny Slush- "THIS IS COLD SOUP"
• Chirpy Scarf- "I PREFER THE MOST MINIMAL AMOUNT OF ORGANIC MATERIAL"
• Chirpy Cloak- "DISGUSTINGLY NATURAL"
• Chirpy Capelet- "I WILL USE THIS DEAD ORGANIC MATTER FOR HEAT PROTECTION"
• Can't activate Cawnival game (already in use)- "WAITING IN QUEUE, CALCULATING TIME REMAINING..."
• Can't activate Cawnival game (not token)- "ERROR: INVALID ITEM"
• Can't summon Corvus (already here)- "SENSORS INDICATE THE BIRD LEADER IS OVER HERE"
• Can't summon Corvus (busy)- "HIS SMALL AVIAN BRAIN IS SO EASILY DISTRACTED"
• Can't summon Corvus (not Cawnival time)- "THEY WILL NOT BE MISSED"
• Missed in Hubbub for Grub- "I MISSED THAT ON PURPOSE"

Nature - Plants

• Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "OBLITERATED."
• Pine Cone- "A PORTABLE FIBONACCI SEQUENCER"
• Totally Normal Tree- "THE NATURAL WORLD IS AN ALARMING PLACE"
• Berry Bush and Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "ORGANICS ARE NOT FIREPROOF"
• Spiky Bush (burning)- "THORNS_FLAMMABLE == YES VERY"
• Petals- "SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL HAS BEEN DESTROYED. HA."
• Dark Petals- "IT WAS UGLY, BUT IT'S BEEN DESTROYED. HA."
• Mushroom (picked)- "DESTROYED."
• Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "YOU LOSE. GOOD."
• Lumpy Sapling- "WHY DO THEY KEEP REPRODUCING?"
• Burnt Spiky Bush- "THORNS. BURNT."
• Twiggy Tree- "AN EVEN MORE PATHETIC TREE."
• Twiggy Tree (stump)- "THE NATURAL WORLD IS OVERRATED"
• Twiggy Tree (burning)- "SOON THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT"
• Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "YOU LOSE."
• Twiggy Tree (old)- "PATHETIC."
• Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "IT'S TAKING FOREVER TO GROW"
• Twiggy Tree Cone- "TWIGGY TREE SOURCE CODE"
• Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush (disease warning)- "THIS ORGANIC SEEMS MORE INFERIOR THAN USUAL"
• Diseased Sapling, Berry Bush, Grass Tuft, and Juicy Berry Bush- "HA. DISEASE. A BIOLOGICAL LAPSE IN JUDGMENT."
• Juicy Berry Bush- "BERRY PRODUCTION: OPTIMAL"
• Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "IT'S COMPILING"
• Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "REQUIRES BIOLOGICAL WASTE"
• Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "IT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND"
• Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "COOLANT REQUIRED"
• Marble Sprout- "IS IT ORGANIC OR INORGANIC?"
• Marble Shrub- "INFERIORITY ASSESSMENT: INCONCLUSIVE"
• Rose- "A REVOLTING SYMBOL OF HUMAN LOVE"
• Succulent- "IT'S A PLANT"
• Succulent (held)- "IT DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE"
• Bull Kelp- "IT THRIVES IN THE OCEAN AND I HATE IT"
• Bull Kelp (picked)- "TAKE THAT"
• Bull Kelp Stalk- "MINION MOTIVATOR"
• Driftwood- "LOG: ON"
• Driftwood and Lune Tree (stump)- "I DEFEATED IT"
• Driftwood, Lune Tree, and Stone Fruit Bush (burning)- "YES. IT IS BURNING"
• Driftwood (burnt)- "LOG: OFF"
• Driftwood Piece- "TREEFRAGMENTED."
• Lune Tree- "I HAVE SEEN SO MANY TREES AT THIS POINT"
• Lune Tree (burnt)- "IT'S BURNT NOW"
• Lune Tree Blossom- "UNIMPRESSED"
• Lune Tree Sapling- "IT IS SMALL AND WOULD BE EASY TO DESTROY"
• Stone Fruit Bush- "IT IS A PRODUCE PRODUCER"
• Stone Fruit Bush (picked)- "IT WILL GROW MORE FOOD FOR ME SOON"
• Stone Fruit Bush (barren)- "IT HAS COMPLETELY GIVEN UP"
• Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "IT COULD NOT HANDLE THE HEAT"
• Stone Fruit Bush (disease warning)- "IT IS GETTING SICK. DISGUSTING"
• Diseased Stone Fruit Bush- "IT IS AFFLICTED WITH ORGANIC SICKNESS"
• Sprouting Stone Fruit- "GROW FASTER AND FEED ME"
• Spiny Bindweed- "HATEFUL"
• Binding Roots- "GARDENING IS TERRIBLE"
• Plant (happy)- "CONDITIONS: OPTIMAL"
• Plant (stressed)- "WHY ARE YOU NOT GROWING AT FULL EFFICIENCY"
• Plant (very stressed)- "I'D BE UPSET TOO IF I WERE A FILTHY ORGANIC STUCK IN THE DIRT"
• Plant (stressed, killjoys nearby)- "I MUST PURGE THE SURROUNDING AREA OF OBSTACLES FOR OPTIMAL GROWTH"
• Plant (stressed, not enough identical plants nearby)- "IT MUST BE ORGANIZED WITH OTHERS OF THIS VARIETY"
• Plant (stressed, too many plants nearby)- "I MUST SPACE OUT THE PLANTS, SACRIFICING EFFICIENT USAGE OF SPACE FOR OPTIMAL GROWTH. ILLOGICAL"
• Plant (stressed, bad season)- "THIS WEAK ORGANIC CANNOT HANDLE THE CURRENT WEATHER CONDITIONS"
• Plant (stressed, not enough water)- "IT NEEDS WATER FOR SOME REASON"
• Plant (stressed, poor nutrients)- "SUB-OPTIMAL SOIL DETECTED. NUTRIENTS REQUIRED"
• Plant (stressed, left unattended)- "WHAT DO YOU NEED? WHAT DO YOU NEED?!"
• Giant Carrots- "AS YOU CAN SEE, MY GARDENING TECHNIQUE PRODUCED SUPERIOR RESULTS"
• Giant Corn- "ALL I HAD TO DO WAS THREATEN THE PLANTS A LITTLE"
• Giant Pumpkin- "GARDENING IS EASY"
• Giant Eggplant- "ENHANCED EGGPLANT"
• Giant Durian- "INCREASED IN SIZE AND SMELL"
• Giant Pomegranate- "MAXIMUM PLANT OUTPUT"
• Giant Dragon Fruit- "IT HAS BEEN SCALED UP"
• Giant Watermelon- "I AM THE SUPERIOR GARDENER"
• Giant Toma Root- "THE GARDEN HAS REACHED MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY"
• Giant Potato- "I AM PROUD OF THIS ONE"
• Giant Asparagus- "SUPPOSEDLY RICH IN IRON, THOUGH I DETECT NO METAL WITHIN"
• Giant Onion- "LAYERS UPON LAYERS"
• Giant Garlic- "INSTILLING FEAR IN YOUR GARDEN PRODUCES SUPERIOR RESULTS"
• Giant Pepper- "MORE VEGETABLE FLESH TO CONSUME"
• Giant Rotten Crop- "THIS ORGANIC HAS OUTLIVED ITS USEFULNESS"
• Great Tree Trunk- "TARGET TOO BIG FOR USUAL HARVESTING METHODS. RECALCULATING..."
• Great Tree Root- "IT'S TRYING TO ESCAPE THE WATER"
• Mossy Vine- "DANGLING VEGETATION"
• Knobbly Tree- "AH. FUEL"
• Knobbly Tree Nut- "THERE'S A STUPID TREE STUCK INSIDE"
• Above-Average Tree Trunk- "YOU WILL SERVE ME. AS MY GIANT BEACH UMBRELLA"

Nature - Objects

• Marble- "I SHOULD MAKE THE FLESHLINGS BUILD A STATUE OF ME."
• Rocks- "FOR REFINING INTO HIGH TECHNOLOGY"
• Box Thing- "THAT WOULD PROBABLY BLOW MY CIRCUITS"
• Mini Glacier- "REQUIRES AN ICEBREAKER"
• Florid Postern- "I CANNOT MAKE IT WORK"
• Gigantic Beehive- "PROOF OF BEES' INDUSTRIOUSNESS"
• Honey Patch- "SWEET DIRT OOZE"
• Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "THERE WILL BE BEES SOON"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "USELESS RUBBLE"
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "THE PURPOSE OF BEAUTY STILL ELUDES ME"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "DUMB ORGANIC ORNAMENT"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "PATTERN RECOGNITION: FAILED"
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "DETACHED HEADS UPSET THE FLESHLINGS. HAHA"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "INSTALLATION COMPLETE"
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "STILL NOT ONLINE"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "</HEAD>"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "FREE HIM!!"
• Magma- "THE FOUL MAW CONSUMES FLESH AND STEEL ALIKE"
• Rock- "A ROCK. WE’RE SAVED."
• Crispy Skeleton- "THE FLESHLING FRIED ITS CIRCUITS"
• Marble Statue (Comedy)- "THE MASK IS THE ONLY GOOD PART OF IT"
• Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "I DO NOT HAVE THE CAPACITY TO APPRECIATE ART"
• Marble Statue (Pawn and Vase)- "MARBLE, NOT METAL. INFERIOR"
• Meteor and Moon Rock- "A ROCK. FROM THE MOON"
• Celestial Orb- "CURRENTLY IDOL"
• Celestial Portal- "NETWORKING PORTAL"
• Moon Stone (broken)- "USELESS MINERAL PILE DETECTED"
• Moon Stone (repaired)- "MOONBASE. AAAAA. MOONBASE!"
• Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "IT NEEDS TO CHARGE"
• Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "GROUNDED MOON OUTLET"
• Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "WRONG"
• Moon Rubble- "THE MOON MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE, AND THEREFORE BETTER"
• Petrified Evergreen- "LESS ORGANIC. IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT."
• Rock Den- "IT'S A MINION HOLE"
• Skeleton (all players)- "%s DIED IN A PATHETIC HEAP. IT SEEMS %s WAS THE CAUSE."
• Stagehand- "IT'S HORRIBLE, I HATE IT"
• Stagehand (walking)- "FIVE DIGITS OF TERROR"
• Suspicious Marble (rook)- "DON'T MAKE ME CARRY THAT."
• Suspicious Marble (knight)- "MENIAL LABOR IS WHAT FLESHLINGS ARE FOR"
• File:Sculpture Bishophead.pngSuspicious Marble (bishop)- "MAKE THE VIKING FLESHLING CARRY IT"
• Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "IT IS BETTER THIS WAY"
• Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "A MAJOR IMPROVEMENT"
• Loot Stash- "VALUABLE POTENTIAL: HIGH"
• Lake- "EVEN DESERTS ARE NOT SAFE FROM WATER"
• Lake (dry)- "DRY LAKES ARE FAR SUPERIOR TO WET ONES"
• Cave-in Boulder- "I WILL DESTROY YOU, BOULDER"
• Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "THIS BOULDER EVADES DESTRUCTION"
• Garden Detritus- "ALL OBSTACLES MUST BE DELETED"
• Anenemy- "IT CANNOT HURT ME. IT IS PATHETIC"
• Anenemy (closed)- "NICE TRY, ORGANIC SCUM"
• Anenemy Trap- "THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR YOUR DECEPTION"
• Celestial Altar Base- "I WILL HELP YOU IF YOU WILL BE QUIET"
• Celestial Altar Idol- "PLEASE STOP TALKING TO ME"
• Celestial Altar Orb- "IT WILL NOT STOP CHATTERING"
• Celestial Altar (incomplete)- "ARE MY AUDIO PORTS MALFUNCTIONING?"
• Celestial Altar- "GIVE ME THE POWER OF THE MOON"
• Inactive Celestial Tribute- "IT REQUIRES A COMPATIBLE DOCKING STATION"
• Celestial Tribute- "I AM STILL WAITING FOR MOON POWERS"
• Celestial Sanctum Icon- "ANOTHER CHATTERBOX"
• Celestial Sanctum Ward- "IT WANTS TO BE REASSEMBLED"
• Celestial Sanctum- "FULLY OPERATIONAL"
• Celestial Fissure- "IT WHISPERS FORBIDDEN MOON KNOWLEDGE TO ME"
• Celestial Fissure (no light)- "MOON HOLE!"
• Hot Spring- "IT IS A HATEFUL THING"
• Hot Spring (bombed)- "THIS HAS NOT MADE ME LIKE IT MORE"
• Hot Spring (glassed over)- "THE HOT SPRING HAS IMPROVED SLIGHTLY"
• Hot Spring (empty)- "IT IS MUCH BETTER LIKE THIS"
• Inviting Formation- "PLEASE EXECUTE COMMAND: CLEAVE STONE"
• Moon Glass- "THIS ROCK IS SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHER ROCKS"
• Moon Shard- "DANGEROUSLY SHARP AND BRIGHT PUKE GREEN. I LOVE IT"
• Sea Bones- "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LIVING IN THE OCEAN"
• Shattered Spider Hole- "EXTRA-HORRIBLE ORGANICS LIVE THERE"
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (initial)- "HA. IT IS SAD"
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (upgraded)- "IT IS SLIGHTLY LESS MISERABLE LOOKING"
• Hermit Bee Box- "IT IS SHODDILY CRAFTED"
• Hermit Bee Box (no honey)- "NO HONEY DETECTED"
• Hermit Bee Box (some honey)- "HONEY LEVELS ARE LOW"
• Hermit Bee Box (full of honey)- "HONEY LEVELS ARE HIGH"
• Hermit Bee Box (burnt)- "ACTIVITY LEVELS AT ZERO"
• Hermit Drying Rack- "AS IF I WOULD HELP THAT OLD MEATSACK..."
• Hermit Drying Rack (drying)- "MEATSACKS TAKE TIME TO DRY"
• Hermit Drying Rack (done)- "PROTEIN DEHYDRATION COMPLETE"
• Hermit Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "MEATSACKS WILL NOT DRY IN RAIN"
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "WETNESS IS TRULY THE WORST"
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "DEHYDRATION COMPLETE"
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "STOP MAKING MY THINGS WET, RAIN"
• File:Hermit Drying Rack Burnt.pngHermit Drying Rack (burnt)- "MEATSACK MASS IS TOO HIGH FOR DETERIORATED RACK"
• Plugged Fissure- "CURRENTLY INACTIVE"
• Baritone Shell Bell- "WHAT A HORRIBLE NOISE"
• Alto Shell Bell- "I HATE IT"
• Soprano Shell Bell- "GO BACK TO THE HORRIBLE WATER WHERE YOU BELONG"
• Boat Fragment- "IT'S BEEN OBLITERATED"
• Sea Stack- "A HEINOUS OCEAN ROCK"
• Salt Formation- "TARGET PRACTICE"
• Salt Formation (partially mined)- "IT IS RECONSTRUCTING"
• Salt Formation (completely mined)- "IT HAS BEEN TERMINATED"
• Salt Crystals- "THIS ROCK HAS PLEASING CUBES"
• Ocean Debris- "DISGUSTING"
• Wobster Mound- "THE ARMORED ONES DWELL THERE"
• Moon Glass Mound- "DEN VERSION 2.0"
• Shell Cluster- "I WANT TO BREAK IT"
• Sunken Chest (locked)- "WHAT IF WE JUST THROW IT BACK INTO THE OCEAN"
• Sunken Chest (unlocked)- "IT SMELLS"
• Mysterious Energy- "LOADING..."
• Charged Glassy Rock- "FULLY CHARGED"
• Infused Moon Shard- "DANGEROUSLY SHARP AND FULLY CHARGED. SUPERB"
• Moongleam- "THIS ENERGY IS NOT COMPATIBLE WITH MY CIRCUITS"
• Odd Tool/Reticulating Buffer- "ONE OF HIS TOOLS. I SHOULD JUST LEAVE IT"
• Weird Tool/Widget Deflubber- "WHY WOULD I HELP HIM"
• Strange Tool/Grommet Scriber- "HE CAN COME RETRIEVE IT HIMSELF"
• Funky Tool/Conceptual Scrubber- "I COULD BRING IT BACK TO HIM. OR NOT"
• Bizarre Tool/Calibrated Perceiver- "THIS MAY BE WHAT HE'S LOOKING FOR. NOT THAT I CARE"
• Energetic Static- "MAYBE HE'LL ELECTROCUTE HIMSELF"
• Restrained Static- "IT IS CONTAINED"
• Lunar Essence Extractor- "THAT MOON POWER SHOULD BE MINE!"
• Sea Strider Nest- "CREEPY CRAWLIES DETECTED"
• File:Sea Strider Nest Burnt.pngSea Strider Nest (burnt)- "SPIDER SOURCE NULLIFIED"
• Conspicuous Chest- "NEW CHEST VARIABLE DETECTED"
• Conspicuous Chest (shimmering)- "CONTAINER LIGHT EMISSION: TRUE"
• File:Conspicuous Chest Burnt.pngConspicuous Chest (burnt)- "WARNING: CHEST HAS BEEN DISABLED"

Nature - Caves

• Foilage- "A LIFE HAS ENDED. YAY."
• Sinkhole (full)- "CAVE AT CAPACITY"
• Exit to Surface (full)- "SURFACE AT CAPACITY"
• Bat Cave- "IT'S FULL OF MAMMAL POOP"
• Red Mushtree (blooming)- "IT'S POLLUTING THE AIR WITH REPRODUCTIVE SPEWINGS"
• Green Mushtree (blooming)- "IT KEEPS PRODUCING POWER AND FLUFF"
• Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "ORGANICS ARE ALWAYS REPRODUCING THEMSELVES. WHY"
• Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "THE ORGANISMS ARE COMPETING"
• Red Spore- "BIOLOGICAL AIR POLLUTION"
• Green Spore- "ORGANICS CAN'T KEEP THEIR BIOMATTER TO THEMSELVES"
• Blue Spore- "DOES IT RUN ON BATTERIES?"
• Red, Green, and Blue Spore (held)- "I HAVE CAPTURED IT"
• Withered Flower- "HAHAHA DIE DIE DIE DIE"
• Mysterious Plant- "THAT PLANT SEEMS SUSPICIOUS"
• Fossil Fragment- "PURPOSE: ORGANIC STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY"
• Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
• Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "I DO NOT KNOW HOW ORGANICS FIT TOGETHER"
• Odd Skeleton (complete)- "THAT LOOKS SERVICEABLE"
• Lunar Mushtree- "IT WILL NOT WIN ME OVER WITH ITS WHIMSICAL APPEARANCE"
• Lunar Spore- "HOW VILE"
• Vitreoasis and Small Vitreoasis- "NOWHERE IS SAFE FROM THE WRETCHED WATER"
• Naked Mole Bat Burrow- "A DISGUSTING HOME FOR DISGUSTING VERMIN"
• Nightmare Rampart- "HIGH LEVELS OF FOREBODING DETECTED"

Nature - Ruins

• Relic (broken)- "REQUIRES RECONDITIONING"
• Thulecite Fragments- "THESE COULD BE DEFRAGMENTED TO CREATE A BIGGER PIECE"
• Ancient Chest- "CURSE REPOSITORY"
• Ancient Chest (locked)- "I WILL PASS ITS JUDGMENT EASILY"
• Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "ERROR 502"
• Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "GATEWAY CHARGING"
• Ancient Gateway (activated)- "POWERED ON"
• Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "IT WAS A DEATHTRAP ALL ALONG"
• Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "COOLDOWN IN PROGRESS"
• Ancient Obelisk- "DECODING FAILED"
• Ancient Beacon- "THEY LOOK ODD"
• Ancient Beacon (active)- "LIGHT SOURCE DETECTED"
• Ancient Mural (first)- "IT DEPICTS INFERIOR CREATURES"
• Ancient Mural (second)- "TARGET DATA LOST"
• Ancient Mural (third)- "THE CREATURES ARE SUBMERGED IN BEAUTIFUL OIL"
• Ancient Mural (fourth)- "THE CREATURES UPGRADE THEIR BODY PANELS"
• Ancient Mural (fifth)- "IT SHOWS A CITY MADE OF SHINING METAL"
• Atrium Statue- "A TESTAMENT TO INFERIORITY"
• Ornate Pedestal (empty)- "REQUIRES GEM POWER"
• Ornate Pedestal (with gem)- "FULLY OPERATIONAL"
• Ancient Moon Statue- "THE FLESHLINGS WISELY RECOGNIZED THE SUPERIORITY OF THE MOON"
• Sealed Portal (switch off)- "GATEWAY IS INOPERATIVE"
• Sealed Portal (switch on)- "LINK BROKEN"
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (first, third, and fifth)- "INSUFFICIENT DATA, UNABLE TO TRANSLATE"
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (second and fourth)- "SUCH A CRUDE WAY OF RECORDING DATA"
• Tidy Hidey-Hole- "YES, TOIL AWAY ORGANICS! I REQUIRE MORE OF THE AESTHETICALLY PLEASING MATERIAL"
• Ancient Kiln (empty)- "RUDIMENTARY COOKING DEVICE"
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, long time left)- "MORE TIME IS REQUIRED"
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, short time left)- "IT IS ALMOST COMPLETE"
• Ancient Kiln (finished)- "THE COOKING PROCESS IS DONE"
• Ancient Kiln (burnt)- "POT MALFUNCTIONING"
• Ancient Guard Post (inactive)- "REQUIRES ENERGY TO ACTIVATE"
• Ancient Guard Post (active)- "YOU'RE LOOKING SPRY FOR YOUR AGE"
• Security Pulse- "ERRATIC ELECTRICAL CURRENT. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT"
• Sentrypede Husk- "INACTIVE"
• Fountain of Knowledge (inactive)- "POWER SOURCE REQUIRED"
• Fountain of Knowledge (active)- "THEY PUT... DATA... IN THE WATER... HOW DARE THEY"
• Distilled Knowledge- "ENCRYPTED DATA"

Turfs

• Scaled Flooring- "CONDITION: INFLAMMABLE. WAIT. NOT FLAMMABLE?"
• Moon Crater Turf, Rocky Beach Turf, Shell Beach Turf, Mutated Fungal Turf, and Ancient Stonework- "GROUND PARTS"

Mobs - Monsters

• Spider, Spider Warrior, and Frog (dead)- "CONGRATULATIONS. YOU DID TERRIBLY"
• Spider Gland- "SPARE SPIDER PARTS"
• Frog (sleeping)- "YOU WILL BE HARVESTED"
• Guardian Pig- "DEFENSIVE STANCE DETECTED."
• Mosquito- "IT ENJOYS DRAINING THE LIFE FROM ORGANICS. DITTO"
• Gem Deer- "CHAINED. AS ALL ORGANICS SHOULD BE"
• Grumble Bee- "LOYAL MINIONS OF THE QUEEN"
• Lavae- "SMELLS LIKE BURNING."
• Hound (corpse)- "DISGUSTING"
• Hound (corpse, burning)- "THE BEST WAY TO DISPOSE OF ORGANICS"
• Hound (corpse, reanimating)- "IT IS REACHING LEVELS OF REPULSIVITY NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE"
• Horror Hound- "I DID NOT KNOW ORGANICS COULD GET WORSE"
• Horror Hound (sleeping)- "DO NOT WAKE UP."
• Horror Hound (dead)- "IT IS DEAD"
• Moonrock Pengull- "WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT"
• Moonrock Pengull (sleeping)- "DO NOT WAKE UP."
• Moonrock Pengull (dead)- "IT IS DEAD"
• Shattered Spider- "YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO LIVE"
• Shattered Spider (sleeping)- "POWERED DOWN... FOR NOW"
• Shattered Spider (dead)- "HA HA. IT'S DEAD"
• Cookie Cutter- "A HATEFUL CREATURE"
• Cookie Cutter Shell- "I HAVE KILLED IT AND TAKEN ITS HOUSE"
• Rockjaw- "I AM NOT MEAT YOU THICK SKULLED NINCOMPOOP"
• Naked Mole Bat- "ILLOGICAL DESIGN"
• Ancient Sentrypede- "ANCIENT INSECTOID AUTOMATON"
• Fruit Fly- "ONLY I AM PERMITTED TO THREATEN THE ORGANICS"
• Moonblind Crow- "I THINK THE BIRDS GOT MORE UGLY"
• Misshapen Bird- "THIS ORGANIC MANAGED TO BECOME EVEN MORE DISGUSTING"
• Nurse Spider- "SPIDER REPAIR UNIT"
• Sea Strider- "WILL THE HORRORS OF THE OCEAN NEVER CEASE"
• Egg of Terror- "ITS START UP SEQUENCE HAS INITIATED"
• Suspicious Peeper- "MY FLESHLING MINIONS ARE SUPERIOR TO YOUR FLESHLING MINIONS"

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Glommer (normal and sleeping)- "SENTIENT VERSION OF THE STONE INSECT"
• Crimson Feather- "THE FLIMSY OUTER COVERING OF A PATHETIC BIRD"
• Azure Feather- "ANOTHER FEATHERSACK HAS FALLEN TO PIECES"
• Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "SLEEP MODE ACTIVE"
• Mandrake (follower)- "WHAT DO YOU WANT!?"
• Mandrake (dead)- "IT'S DEAD. GOOD."
• Mandrake (cooked, 1)- "IT'S TWICE AS DEAD. HA."
• Mandrake (cooked, 2)- "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING PATHETIC"
• Grass Gekko- "MUCH MORE FUN THAN PICKING GRASS"
• Star-sky- "A USELESS HUMAN DISTRACTION."
• Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "ONE FISH, TWO FISH. RED FISH, DEAD FISH."
• Hutch- "YOU ARE NOT CUTE."
• Canary- "ITS BRAIN IS PROBABLY BIGGER THAN THE OTHER FLESHLINGS'. HA HA"
• Canary (held)- "I AM EXPONENTIALLY MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU"
• Canary (poisoned)- "TRULY DISGUSTING"
• Saffron Feather- "FOUL ORGANICS LEAVE THEIR PIECES EVERYWHERE"
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "IT SERVES ME."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "ALL CONDITIONS SEEM NORMAL."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "ITS FUEL RESERVES ARE LOW."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "IT NEEDS FUEL."
• Lavae Egg- "CONTAINS PARTS TO BUILD ONE LAVAE."
• Lavae Egg (cracked)- "THE EGG IS DOING WELL."
• Lavae Egg (too cold)- "THE EGG IS TOO COLD."
• Lavae Tooth- "I GUESS IT DOESN'T NEED THAT PART."
• Chilled Lavae- "FRIENDSHIP PROTOCOL INITIATED"
• No-Eyed Deer- "ITS BRAIN MUST BE MINUSCULE"
• No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "IT UPGRADED, BUT IT IS STILL INFERIOR"
• Deer Antler- "I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. IT FELL RIGHT OFF"
• Puffin- "WATER FOUL"
• Puffin (held)- "YOU DISGUST ME"
• Puffin (sleeping)- "IT'S PRACTICING BEING DEAD"
• Carrat- "THIS CARROT IS MORE IRRITATING THAN MOST"
• Carrat (held)- "STOP YOUR WRIGGLING"
• Carrat (sleeping)- "IT HAS POWERED DOWN"
• Carrat (dead)- "IT IS DEAD"
• Moon Moth- "IT IS A USELESS BEING"
• Moon Moth (held)- "YOU HAVE BEEN ENSLAVED"
• Lunar Wobster- "THIS MEATSACK HAS UPGRADED ITS ARMOR"
• Bulbous Lightbug- "WHO GAVE THE DISGUSTING ORGANIC LIGHT SOURCE LOCOMOTION?"
• Dust Moth- "AT LEAST IT'S CLEAN"
• Friendly Fruit Fly- "TEND TO THE PLANTS, SLAVE"
• Friendly Fruit Fly Fruit- "THE SECRET TO UNWAVERING LOYALTY SEEMS TO BE THIS... SQUISHY FRUIT"

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Beefalo (naked)- "IT IS UTTERLY HUMILIATED. GOOD."
• Pig (dead)- "ONE MEATLING DOWN, 8 BILLION TO GO"
• Pengull- "FAT PATHETIC BIRD CANNOT FLY"
• Saladmander- "HA HA. THEY HATE EACH OTHER"
• Saladmander (ripe)- "I WANT TO EAT IT"
• Saladmander (sleeping)- "IT'S A SLEEPER-SAL"
• Gnarwail- "DON'T YOU DARE POKE YOUR NOSE AROUND HERE"
• Gnarwail (broken horn)- "YOU WERE WARNED, SEA VERMIN"
• Gnarwail (follower)- "ANOTHER MINION TO SERVE ME"
• Gnarwail (follower, broken horn)- "THIS MINION IS DAMAGED"
• Gnarwail Horn- "I SHOULD INSTALL A STABBING IMPLEMENT ON MY HEAD"
• Skittersquid- "FLESHSACK WITH AN INDICATOR LIGHT"
• Loyal Merm Guard- "YOU WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT MINION"
• Sea Weed- "IT GROWS IN THE WATER AND IS THEREFORE EVIL"
• Seedshell- "WE HAVE ANGERED IT"
• Sea Sprout Starter- "PERHAPS YOU COULD BE USEFUL TO ME"
• Sea Sprout- "LET'S KILL IT NOW"
• Mush Gnome- "UGH. IT'S DEFRAGMENTING ITS SOURCE CODE EVERYWHERE"
• Grass Gator- "IT IS STUPID AND EASILY STARTLED. THIS AMUSES ME"

Mobs - Tallbird family

• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "IT CAN NOT VENT EXCESS HEAT"

Mobs - Bosses

• Treeguard (normal)- "HOSTILE DETECTED"
• Guardian's Horn- "A TROPHY TO REMEMBER GOOD TIMES. LIKE WHEN YOU DIED"
• Moose/Goose nesting ground- "ORGANIC SPAWNPOINT"
• Bee Queen- "THE PRIME BEE"
• Bee Queen Crown- "...BECOME THE BEE..."
• Klaus- "THE RED FLESHSACK LACKS OPTICAL SENSORS"
• Stag Antler- "THE ANTLER IS KEY"
• Antlion- "IT'S BIG FOR AN ORGANIC"
• Antlion (happy)- "IT'S REPULSIVELY HAPPY"
• Antlion (upset)- "VOLATILE ORGANIC EMOTIONS DETECTED"
• Desert Stone- "A MAGIC SANDROCK"
• Desert Stone (active)- "A FLOATING MAGIC SANDROCK"
• Sand Spike- "MY CIRCUITS ARE GOING TO GET DUSTY"
• Sand Castle- "DO NOT GET SAND IN MY CIRCUITS"
• Glass Spike- "GLASS IS WEAK"
• Glass Castle- "IT WILL BREAK LIKE THE OTHERS"
• Toadstool Cap- "MUST KILL IT. IT IS OBSBOLETE"
• Toadstool Cap (hole)- "A HOLE TO STUFF MEATSACKS IN"
• Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "WHAT IS THAT"
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "PUT IT BACK IN THE GROUND"
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "IT IS FULLY POWERED"
• Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "FILTHY ORGANIC FUNGUS"
• Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "STAY AWAY, FILTHGROWTH"
• Shroom Skin- "FLIMSY OUTER FROG LAYER"
• Reanimated Skeleton- "YOU WILL BE DESTROYED"
• Ancient Fuelweaver- "I WILL DESTROY YOU"
• Woven Shadow- "ITS MINIONS ARE INFERIOR"
• Bone Armor- "EVIL BODYPANEL UPGRADE"
• Bone Helm- "IT IS EVIL, LIKE ME"
• Shadow Thurible- "IT IS BAIT FOR A DUMB BEAST"
• Malbatross- "THE AWFUL WATER BIRD MUST DIE"
• Malbatross Feather- "A PIECE FELL OFF THE EVIL BIRD"
• Malbatross Bill- "THIS IS MINE NOW"
• Crab King- "A FLESHSACK DISGUISED AS A NON-FLESHSACK"
• Crab King (inert)- "MISSING COMPONENTS"
• Imposing Claw- "IT HIDES ITS FLESH WITHIN A HARD CASING"
• Cracked Pearl- "MISTAKES WERE MADE"
• Lord of the Fruit Flies- "WHY DO ITS MINIONS OBEY SO MUCH BETTER THAN MINE"
• Celestial Champion (phase 1)- "CRUSH THE ORGANICS! AHAHAHA! WAIT NO NOT ME"
• Celestial Champion (phase 1, dead)- "WHAT A WASTE"
• Celestial Champion (phase 2)- "OUR ALLIANCE WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE! STOP IGNORING ME!"
• Moonglass Spike- "BARRIER DETECTED. RECALCULATING ROUTE"
• Celestial Champion (phase 2, dead)- "AN UNFORTUNATE BUT NECESSARY DEACTIVATION"
• Celestial Champion (phase 3)- "IF YOU WILL NOT JOIN ME YOU WILL BE DESTROYED"
• Enlightening Snare- "THREAT DETECTED: SUGGEST IMMEDIATE REMOVAL"
• Celestial Champion (phase 3, dead)- "WHAT IS HE PLOTTING"
• Defeated Celestial Champion- "UNFORTUNATE. YOU COULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL"
• Enlightened Crown- "NOW I POSSESS THE MOON POWER"
• Enlightened Crown Shard- "DISASSEMBLED MOON BITS"
• Eye of Terror- "INITIALIZING "POKE" PROTOCOLS"
• Twins of Terror (Retinazor)- "THINK OF OUR COMBINED MIGHT! YOU WITH THE DESTROYING AND ME WITH THE DELEGATING!"
• Twins of Terror (Spazmatism)- "JOIN ME, WE'LL DESTROY ALL ORGANIC LIFE TOGETHER!"
• Eye Mask- "COMMENCING OCULAR AUGMENTATION"
• Shield of Terror- "UPLOADING DEFENSE DATA: ONE TERRORBYTE REMAINING"

Mobs - Other

• Crabby Hermit/Pearl- "COMPLAINTS INCOMING"
• Pearl's Pearl- "I WILL TAKE THIS AS PAYMENT"
• Gestalt- "THE MOON HAS FINALLY COME FOR ME"
• Greater Gestalt- "UPDATED TO VERSION 2.0"
• Pipspook- "ERROR: VISUAL PROCESSOR MUST BE MALFUNCTIONING"
• Royal-In-Progress- "SUBJECT DOES NOT POSSESS REQUIRED GIRTH TO BE KING"
• King of the Merms- "I WANT HIS CROWN"
• Woby (small)- "IT SLOBBERED ON ME"
• Woby (big)- "THE DROOL CREATURE HAS EXPANDED"
• Grainy Transmission- "YOU"

Other Players

Wilson

• Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "GOOD LUCK GETTING THROUGH MY PROXIES, %s."
• Murderer- "YOUR MEATBRAIN IS OBSOLETE, SCIENTIST! DIE!"
• Reviver- "%s'S INSANE EXPERIMENTS HAVE PROVEN USEFUL"
• Ghost- "WHERE IS YOUR SCIENCE NOW, %s? HA. HA."
• Firestarter- "%s IS TESTING OBJECT FLAMMABILITY"

Willow

• Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "%s IS PUSHING MY BUTTONS"
• Murderer- "I CANNOT BE BURNED"
• Reviver- "%s HAS BEEN HELPFUL. I WILL HOLD OFF ON HER DESTRUCTION"
• Ghost- "HAHA, %s. YOU DIED"
• Firestarter- "RELINQUISH YOUR LIGHTER, FLESHLING"

Wolfgang

• Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "%s'S MOUSTACHE SCREAMS 'EVIL'. NICE"
• Murderer- "YOUR FLESHNUBS ARE NO MATCH FOR ME. DIE!"
• Reviver- "THE ORGANIC %s HAS SERVED WELL"
• Ghost- "YOUR MEAT MUSCLES DIDN'T SAVE YOU, %s? SHOCKING"
• Firestarter- "%s IS CAUSING NEEDLESS DESTRUCTION. GOOD"

Wendy

• Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "%s'S MOTIVES CANNOT BE READ"
• Murderer- "SUPERNATURAL AID IS NOTHING IN THE FACE OF KILLER ROBOTS!"
• Reviver- "I WON'T DESTROY YOU TODAY, %s"
• Ghost- "FLESH WEAKLING %s NEEDS A HEART"
• Firestarter- "%s IS ADMIRABLY EVIL"

WX-78

• Generic- "GREETINGS, %s. YOU LOOK MORE INTELLIGENT THAN THE OTHERS"
• Attacker- "I'M PREPARED TO RUN MY EXECUTABLES, %s"
• Murderer- "TIME TO ELIMINATE THE %s VIRUS"
• Reviver- "%s, OF COURSE, IS OUR GREATEST ASSET"
• Ghost- "THE INFERIOR %s NEEDS A HEART"
• Firestarter- "MY FAVORITE SETTING. FIRE SETTING"

Wickerbottom

• Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "I'M GETTING A READING... IT SAYS 'BAD NEWS'"
• Murderer- "THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IS AN INFERIOR FORM OF CLASSIFICATION. HAHAHA"
• Reviver- "%s HAS AN EXTENSIVE MENTAL DATABASE"
• Ghost- "WHAT SORT OF HUMAN NONSENSE IS THIS NOW, %s?"
• Firestarter- "HM... YOUR SQUISHY FLESHBODY CAN BURN, CORRECT?"

Woodie

• Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE CHOPS TO FIGHT ME, %s"
• Murderer- "METAL BEATS WOOD! HA HA!"
• Reviver- "%s HAS PROVEN HIMSELF USEFUL"
• Ghost- "COME TO GROVEL FOR MY HELP, FLESHLING %s?"
• Werebeaver- "%s. YOU GOT SLIGHTLY LESS INFERIOR"
• Ghost Werebeaver- "YOU WERE GIANT, %s, HOW DID YOU STILL DIE?"
• Weremoose- "EXCELLENT, %s. I SEE YOUR COMBAT MODE HAS IMPROVED."
• Ghost Weremoose- "YOUR FAILURE IS DISAPPOINTING."
• Weregoose- "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS."
• Ghost Weregoose- "THAT FORM WAS EVEN MORE USELESS THAN YOUR USUAL ONE."
• Firestarter- "ARE WE DESTROYING ALL HUMANS NOW?"

Wes

• Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "ENOUGH CLOWNING AROUND, %s"
• Murderer- "YOUR INVISIBLE MATTER SHIELD CANNOT STOP ME, %s"
• Reviver- "THE QUIET FLESHLING %s MAY BE WORTH KEEPING AROUND"
• Ghost- "I DON'T THINK THE FLESHLING IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT"
• Firestarter- "%s WILL DESTROY ALL FLESHLINGS WITH FIRE"

Maxwell

• Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "%s IS AN UNKNOWN VARIABLE"
• Murderer- "THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST DECEIT, %s. DIE!"
• Reviver- "%s IS SURPRISINGLY COMMITTED TO GROUP SURVIVAL"
• Ghost- "%s'S FRAIL FLESH BODY HAS GIVEN OUT. NEEDS A HEART"
• Firestarter- "AT LEAST THERE'S STILL A BIT OF EVIL IN HIM"

Wigfrid

• Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "%s LIKES TO BEAT UP ORGANICS. HAHA"
• Murderer- "ALL THAT BIOMEAT HAS MADE YOU SLUGGISH, %s!"
• Reviver- "YOU ARE AN IDEAL SERVANT, %s"
• Ghost- "YOUR MISTAKE WAS ONLY COVERING YOUR HEAD IN METAL, %s"
• Firestarter- "%s IS LAYING WASTE TO THE WORLD. HA HA"

Webber

• Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "MY SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS HAVE FOUND A BUG"
• Murderer- "EXTERMINATE %s!"
• Reviver- "%s IS FAR SUPERIOR TO OTHER SPIDERS. BUT STILL INFERIOR TO ROBOTS."
• Ghost- "IS %s'S EXOSKELETON SUPPOSED TO BE OUTSIDE OR IN?"
• Firestarter- "%s HAS BEEN BURNING THINGS. NICE"

Winona

• Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "THAT %s IS A DISASSEMBLY WORKER"
• Murderer- "NO CONSTRUCTION. ONLY DESTRUCTION"
• Reviver- "%s IS A VALUABLE MINION"
• Ghost- "HOW WILL YOU FIX THIS, %s?"
• Firestarter- "HAHA. THIS ORGANIC HAS BEEN BURNING THINGS"

Wortox

• Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "%s HAS BEEN BULLYING ORGANICS. HA HA"
• Murderer- "%s IS TRULY SOULLESS... NICE"
• Reviver- "%s IS NOT COMPLETELY USELESS"
• Ghost- "THE HORNS ARE USELESS TO REPEL ATTACKERS"
• Firestarter- "HA HA. THIS MINION UNLEASHED A WAVE OF DESTRUCTION"

Wormwood

• Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "%s HAS A MEAN STREAK. HE IS GROWING ON ME"
• Murderer- "I WILL MOW YOU DOWN, %s"
• Reviver- "%s HAS REDEEMED HIMSELF. TEMPORARILY"
• Ghost- "DID SOMEONE FORGET TO WATER YOU"
• Firestarter- "DOES THE ORGANIC NOT KNOW HE IS FLAMMABLE?"

Warly

• Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "LOW LEVELS OF VIOLENCE DETECTED. NICE"
• Murderer- "HA HA. %s WENT ON A MURDER SPREE"
• Reviver- "SENTIMENTALITY IS THE ORGANIC'S WEAKNESS"
• Ghost- "SIGH. MINIONS ARE SO FRAGILE"
• Firestarter- "HA HA. YES MINION. DESTROY"

Wurt

• File:Wurt DST.pngGeneric- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "THIS FISH-TYPE ORGANIC HAS BITE"
• Murderer- "DON'T DESTROY TOO MANY OF MY MINIONS, %s"
• Reviver- "%s HAS SOME REDEEMING QUALITIES AFTER ALL"
• Ghost- "SIGH. NOW I'LL HAVE TO FIND A NEW MINION"
• Firestarter- "HA HA. SHE'S AWFUL. I APPROVE"

Walter

• Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "IT SEEMS %S IS CAPABLE OF VIOLENCE. EXCELLENT"
• Murderer- "I WILL DESTROY YOU. AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO"
• Reviver- "WELL DONE. YOU WILL BE A MOST USEFUL MINION"
• Ghost- "THIS MINION IS IN NEED OF REPAIR"
• Firestarter- "YES MY MINION! DESTROY! DESTROY!"

Wanda

• Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "HA HA! VIOLENCE!"
• Murderer- "YOU CAN KILL THEM AS LONG AS YOU REBOOT THEM WHEN YOU'RE DONE"
• Reviver- "%s HAS PROVEN HERSELF USEFUL"
• Ghost- "YOU DIED. THIS IS FUNNY TO ME"
• Firestarter- "POOR USELESS FLESHLING. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SET UP A FIREWALL"

Wonkey

• Generic- "WHO INVITED THE LESSER PRIMATE"
• Attacker- "THE PRIMATES ARE FIGHTING. I LAUGH AT THE ABSURDITY"
• Murderer- "WONDERFUL. IT HAS LEARNED TO KILL"
• Reviver- "YOUR WORK HAS BEEN NOTED, LESSER PRIMATE"
• Ghost- "HAHAHA YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS"
• Firestarter- "I ALMOST LIKE THEM"

Other (Mod Characters)

• Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
• Attacker- "%s IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED"
• Murderer- "KILL! KILL!"
• Reviver- "%s IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL"
• Ghost- "FLESH WEAKLING %s NEEDS A HEART"
• Firestarter- "%s IS CAUSING NEEDLESS DESTRUCTION. GOOD"

Food - Meats

• Meat- "A PIECE OF A MEATLING"
• Monster Jerky- "VILE DEHYDRATED PROTEINS"
• Cooked Leafy Meat- "A SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT"
• Fish- "IT'S TO SCALE"
• Cooked Fish- "MISSING ADDON... CHIPS"
• Eel- "IT'S BEEN RIPPED FROM ITS HOME. THIS IS FUNNY TO ME!"
• Runty Guppy, Needlenosed Squirt, Bitty Baitfish, and Smolt Fry- "INFERIOR FISHLING"
• Popperfish- "IT HAS A TERRIBLE MUTATION THAT MAKES IT UGLY"
• Fallounder- "IT HAS BEEN FLATTENED"
• Bloomfin Tuna- "THIS ORGANIC IS CONFUSED"
• Scorching Sunfish- "WILL THE HORRORS OF THE OCEAN NEVER CEASE"
• Spittlefish- "KEEP THAT WATER TO YOURSELF YOU HORRIBLE FLESHBAG"
• Mudfish- "OH. IT'S REVOLTING"
• Deep Bass- "THIS WILL SATISFY MY NUTRITIONAL NEEDS"
• Dandy Lionfish- "I HAVE SAVED YOU FROM THE HORRIBLE WATER. NOW I WILL EAT YOU"
• Black Catfish- "I AM VICTORIOUS"
• Corn Cod- "THIS ORGANIC SEEMS TO BE HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS"
• Ice Bream- "IT IS COLD AND ALOOF. I RESPECT THAT"
• Sweetish Fish- "IT SMELLS SWEET. THIS IS SOMEHOW WORSE"
• Barnacles- "THE SHELLS ARE CRUNCHY"
• Cooked Barnacles- "HEATED PROTEIN PODS"
• Naked Nostrils- "UGH. ORGANIC PARTS ARE SO SQUISHY"
• Charred Nostrils- "YOUR NUTRIENTS ARE MINE"

Food - Fruits

• Prepared Dragon Fruit- "IT WILL SOON LOSE ITS CALORIC VALUE"
• Lesser Glow Berry- "THIS ONE CAME FROM A PLANT"
• Juicy Berries- "THESE BIOSPHERES WILL ROT SOON."
• Roasted Juicy Berries- "SUCCULENT."
• Fig- "SUSTENANCE"
• Cooked Fig- "IT HAS BEEN SUFFICIENTLY WILTED"

Food - Vegetables

• Kelp Fronds- "I STOLE IT FROM THE HORRIBLE WATER"
• Cooked Kelp Fronds- "ENERGY SLOP"
• Dried Kelp Fronds- "IT TASTES LIKE NOTHING"
• Stone Fruit- "I DO NOT WANT TO WAIT FOR IT TO RIPEN"
• Ripe Stone Fruit- "IT LOOKS EDIBLE TO ME"
• Cooked Stone Fruit- "MY WEAK MINIONS DESIRE MUSHINESS FOR THEIR FLESH STOMACHES"
• Garlic- "I FILL MY MOUTH CAVITY WITH THEM TO REPEL HUMANS"
• Roasted Garlic- "IT IS COOKED NOW"
• Onion- "IT HAS LAYERS"
• Roasted Onion- "ALL THE LAYERS HAVE BEEN COOKED"
• Pepper- "ENERGY PACKETS WITH ODIOUS INTERIORS"
• Roasted Pepper- "WE HAVE DEFEATED THE ENERGY PACKETS"
• Potato- "I FEEL KINSHIP WITH THIS STRANGE ROOT"
• Roasted Potato- "YOU WILL BE DELICIOUS, STRANGE ROOT"
• Toma Root- "IT WOULD CRUSH EASILY IN MY HAND"
• Roasted Toma Root- "WE COOKED IT"
• Moon Shroom- "ANOTHER FILTHY FUNGUS"
• Cooked Moon Shroom- "MODIFIED FUNGUS"
• Fire Nettle Fronds- "I WILL STAMP THEM ALL OUT"
• Forget-Me-Lots- "PATHETIC FLOWERS"
• Tillweeds- "I WILL RIP YOU AND ALL YOUR KIN OUT OF MY GARDEN"

Food - Crock Pot

• Pumpkin Cookies- "WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT"
• Guacamole- "CRUSHED MOLES. GREEN."
• Jellybeans- "TEMPORARY UPGRADE COMPONENTS"
• Bone Bouillon- "I LIKE THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO ANY OF THE WORK"
• Hot Dragon Chili Salad- "MY MINIONS WILL SUSTAIN ME"
• Fish Cordon Bleu- "MY MINION IS VERY USEFUL"
• Asparagazpacho- "I LOVE THIS ATROCIOUS SOUP"
• Glow Berry Mousse- "HIGH QUALITY MINION FUEL"
• Creamy Potato Purée- "DELICIOUS FUEL PASTE"
• Moqueca- "MY MINION IS A VALUABLE ASSET"
• Grim Galette- "NOW SLIDE IT INTO MY MOUTH"
• Stuffed Pepper Poppers- "I WILL CONSUME THE STUFFED VEGETATION"
• Puffed Potato Soufflé- "DELICIOUS, AND FOR ME"
• Fancy Spiralled Tubers- "HIGH DENSITY FUEL MADE BY MY MINION"
• Salsa Fresca- "PRE CRUSHED FOR EASY CONSUMPTION"
• Volt Goat Chaud-Froid- "THIS IS THE MOST SUPERIOR FOOD"
• Barnacle Pita- "I WILL NOW INGEST THIS"
• Barnacle Nigiri- "NUTRITION HAS BEEN PREPARED. BEGIN CONSUMPTION"
• Barnacle Linguine- "ALL MINE"
• Stuffed Fish Heads- "MY MINIONS ARE PUT OFF BY ITS APPEARANCE. MORE FOR ME"
• Leafy Meatloaf- "IT CONTAINS A SATISFACTORY AMOUNT OF NUTRIENTS"
• Veggie Burger- "INSERT FOOD INTO FACEPLATE"
• Jelly Salad- "SOMETHING WAS KILLED TO MAKE THIS. HA HA"
• Beefy Greens- "THE MEAT IS PRETENDING TO BE VEGETABLE"
• Mushy Cake- "REQUIRES LITTLE MASTICATION. EXTREMELY EFFICIENT"
• Soothing Tea- "THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME LET DOWN MY GUARD... IT WILL NOT WORK!"
• Figatoni- "COMMENCE MASTICATION PROTOCOLS"
• Figkabab- "IT WILL FUEL ME"
• Fig-Stuffed Trunk- "THE FIGS ARE EFFICIENTLY WRAPPED IN NOSEMEAT"
• Figgy Frogwich- "READY FOR CONSUMPTION"
• Bunny Stew- "HA-HA. SLOW RABBIT GOT STEWED."
• Frozen Banana Daiquiri‎- "POTASSIUM"

Food - Other

• Watermelon Seeds- "IT'S SOURCE CODE FOR JUICE SPHERES"
• Asparagus Seeds- "UNIDENTIFIED LIFEPODS"
• Royal Jelly- "I WILL HAVE THE POWER OF BEES"
• Moon Moth Wings- "I DE-WINGED IT"
• Garlic, Onion, Pepper, Potato, and Toma Root Seeds- "UNIDENTIFIED LIFEPODS"
• Milky Whites- "ORGANIC MATTER IS DISGUSTING"

Misc Items

• Gears- "GUTS"
• Gnome- "HEY SCIENTIST THIS HORRIBLE JUNK LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU"
• Frazzled Wires- "WHO DID THOSE COME OUT OF? PUT THEM BACK IN!!"
• Abigail's Flower (held and stage 1)- "FEEBLE PLANTLIFE"
• Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "CREEPINESS READINGS DETECTED"
• Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "CREEPINESS READINGS RISING"
• Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "I SHOULD THROW IT AWAY"
• Abigail's Flower (ready)- "CREEPINESS SENSORS OVERLOADED"
• Lucy the Axe- "GET IT AWAY"
• Codex Umbra- "GOOSEBUMPS ACTIVATED"
• Blueprint (rare)- "DRIPPING WITH DELICIOUS KNOWLEDGE"
• Fur Tuft- "UNPLEASANTLY FUZZY"
• Sketch- "USELESS PAPER FOR MAKING USELESS SCULPTURES"
• Advert- "SCHEMATICS TO MURDER FISH MORE EFFICIENTLY"
• Ancient Key- "FOR ACTIVATING, NOT UNLOCKING"
• Shadow Atrium- "THIS FLESHLING ORGAN PULSES WITH PURE EVIL!"
• Gnomette- "ORGANICS ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME"
• Leaky Teacup- "THIS DUMB CERAMIC THING SPILLS LEAFWATER EVERYWHERE"
• White and Black Bishop- "IT'S REALLY BIG"
• Bent Spork- "SUCH SENSELESS VIOLENCE"
• Toy Trojan Horse- "SOMETHING'S JINGLING AROUND INSIDE"
• Unbalanced Top- "INFINITELY BETTER THAN AN UNBALANCED BOTTOM"
• Back Scratcher- "WHICH ONE OF YOU HORRIBLE FLESHLINGS RIPPED THE ARM OFF A HELPLESS ROBOT"
• Beaten Beater- "A DISTANT COUSIN?"
• Frayed Yarn- "WHO KEEPS TYING TOGETHER ALL THOSE BIRDS?"
• Shoe Horn- "THE HORN OF WHAT?"
• White and Black Knight- "THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY"
• Lucky Cat Jar- "WHAT'S A CAT?"
• Air Unfreshener- "I HAVE NO NOSE BUT I'M SURE I SMELL GREAT ALREADY"
• Potato Cup- "NO"
• White and Black Rook- "I AM TOO ADVANCED FOR HUMAN GAMES"
• Wire Hanger- "THE ROBOT EQUIVALENT OF AN AMOEBA"
• Blue Moonlens- "TERRAIN MAPPING IN PROGRESS"
• Green Moonlens- "ISLAND POSITIONING SYSTEM ONLINE"
• Red Moonlens- "WARNING: DO NOT SHOVE INTO EYEHOLES"
• Orange Moonlens- "TRIANGULATING LENS POSITION"
• Purple Moonlens- "MOONBASE ADDON DETECTED"
• Yellow Moonlens- "MAJOR IMPROVEMENT ON FLESHLING EYES"
• Iridescent Gem- "POLYCHROMATIC ROCK."
• Moon Caller's Staff- "MY MOONBASE MADE IT BETTER"
• Polar Light- "EFFECTIVE NATURAL COOLANT"
• Beach Toy- "IT PAILS IN COMPARISON"
• Crumpled Package- "REVEAL YOUR SECRETS, POUCH"
• Lost Toy- "ERROR: NULL VALUE"
• Mourning Glory- "ITS EXISTENCE CANNOT BE EXPLAINED"
• Message in a Bottle- "HOW ARCHAIC"
• Empty Bottle- "I HAVE TAKEN AWAY YOUR PURPOSE"
• Bundle of Thanks- "PAYMENT FOR SERVICES RENDERED"
• Shell Bell Bundle- "WHAT COULD HAVE POSSESSED ME TO BUY THIS"
• Tackle Box- "A PLACE TO STORE TOOLS OF FISH DECIEVING"
• Spectackler Box- "A PLACE TO STORE MORE TOOLS OF FISH DECIEVING"
• Fish Food- "HA! PITIFUL ORGANICS, THE FOOD IS A TRAP"
• Amberosia- "IT'S NOT FIT FOR ROBOTIC CONSUMPTION"
• Milkmade Hat- "THAT IS ABSURDLY DISGUSTING"
• Compost- "DISGUSTING. THE PLANTS WILL LOVE IT"
• Terrarium- "THEMATIC ANOMALY DETECTED"
• Terrarium (corrupted)- "DATA CORRUPTED"
• Terrarium (activated)- "ASCENSION MODULE: ON"
• Terrarium (summoning)- "WORLD COLLISION INCOMING"
• Terrarium (dormant)- "RECHARGING INTERDIMENSIONAL BEAM"
• Terrarium (no boss setting)- "ACCESS TO INTERDIMENSIONAL ANOMALY DECLINED"

Adventure Mode

• Maxwell Statue- "ALL THAT POWER AND HE COULDN'T EVEN DESTROY HUMANITY"

Announcements

• Freedom- "HELLO WORLD"
• Already has Critter- "I ALREADY HAVE AN ORGANIC MINION"
• Ancient Chest combo failed- "IMPOSSIBLE. IT DEEMED ME INFERIOR"
• Ancient Chest combo successful- "IT RECOGNIZED MY EXCELLENCE"
• Atrium destabilizing-
  • "THAT'S NOT GOOD"
  • "DANGER"
  • "MONSTERS APPPROACHING"
• Ruins renewal- "RESET COMPLETE"
• Battlecry (Deer)- "YOU WILL BE TERMINATED"
• Becoming ghost- "ooOooooO!!"
• Beefalo mount health low- "WARNING: BEAST REQUIRES TUNE-UP."
• Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "ERROR: MOUNT IN USE"
• Boat damaged- "MY WORST NIGHTMARE IS REALIZED"
• Boat sinking- "HELP"
• Blueprint already known- "ONLY A PUNY FLESHBRAIN WOULD NEED THAT EXPLAINED TO THEM"
• Can't learn blueprint- "THE KNOWLEDGE WAS PROBABLY OBSOLETE ANYWAY"
• Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "ERROR: INCORRECT LOCATION"
• Can't build Celestial Portal (in Caves)- "ERROR: LOGIN REQUIRES MOON VISIBILITY"
• Can't craft (missing ingredients)- "ERROR: COMPONENTS NOT FOUND"
• Can't craft (unlearned recipe)- "ERROR: INSUFFICIENT DATA"
• Can't craft (needs crafting station)- "REQUIRES SPECIALIZED FABRICATION ZONE"
• Can't change in Wardrobe (generic)- "THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES TO ATTEND TO"
• Can't change in Wardrobe (on fire)- "IT'S BURNING. OH WELL"
• Can't change in Wardrobe (in use)- "OCCUPIED"
• Cannot construct (occupied)- "INFERIORS ARE BUILDING IT"
• Cannot construct (wrong material)- "INCOMPATIBLE HARDWARE"
• Cannot construct (no materials)- "ERROR: NO INPUT SELECTED"
• Cannot construct (wrong plans)- "SOFTWARE IS NOT COMPATIBLE"
• Can't cook (in use)- "YOU MAY FEED ME, INFERIOR"
• Can't fill watering can with ocean water- "EVEN THE PLANTS HATE SEAWATER"
• Can't give Advert to Tackle Receptacle (already known)- "ERROR: DUPLICATE RECIPE DETECTED"
• Can't give Sketch to Potter's Wheel (already known)- "ERROR: DUPLICATE RECIPE DETECTED"
• Can't groom beefalo (no beefalo)- "NO TARGET ATTACHED"
• Can't groom beefalo (no hair)- "TARGET REQUIRES MORE HAIR"
• Can't place fish on Fish Scale-O-Matic (too small)- "ERROR: TOO PUNY"
• Can't place oversized crop on Produce Scale (too small)- "ERROR: INSUFFICIENT HEFT"
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "MATERIAL TOO INFERIOR TO SCULPT"
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "ERROR: MATERIALS ALREADY SELECTED"
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (Ancient Gateway not active)- "REANIMATION: FAILED"
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (structure wrong)- "ERROR: REBUILD SKELETON"
• Can't rummage (occupied)- "I CAN HELP IF IT MAKES THIS GO FASTER"
• Can't store (occupied)- "INFERIORS ARE USING IT RIGHT NOW."
• Can't rummage and store (Warly-exclusive object)- "MAKE MY MINION DO IT"
• Can't shave (someone else's beefalo)- "I WILL NOT PERFORM SOMEONE ELSE'S TASKS"
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (wrong key)- "INCORRECT UNLOCKING DEVICE"
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (Klaus)- "COMBAT PRIORITY: HIGH"
• Can't write on sign (in use)- "PRIMITIVE MESSAGEBOARD OCCUPIED"
• Can't build with encumbering item (wrong piece)- "PLUGIN INCOMPATIBLE"
• Can't place in Moon Stone (not staff)- "WRONG THING"
• Caught in Binding Roots- "RELEASE ME ORGANIC!"
• Caught in Bone Snare- "MOVEMENT IMPEDED"
• Sinkhole warning-
  • "STRUCTUAL INTEGRITY COMPROMISED"
  • "THE GROUND IS TREMBLING"
  • "DANGER"
• Cave-in warning- "STRUCTUAL INTEGRITY COMPROMISED"
• Compass broken-
  • "COMPASS DEGRADATION DETECTED"
  • "MAGNETIC FIELD FAILURE"
• Danger, unable to leave game- "ERROR: DANGER FAILSAFES INITIATED"
• Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "I SEE THE BLUE SCREEN!"
• Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
  • "I DO NOT... HAVE MUSCLES"
  • "MENIAL LABOR... IS NOT FOR ROBOTS"
  • "FLESHLINGS... WATCH YOUR SUPERIOR... AT WORK"
  • "OBJECT EXCEEDS...CARRYING CAPACITY"
  • "THIS IS... FLESHLING WORK..."
  • "...0110100001101110..." (x3)
• Failed to lower sail-
  • "CURSE THIS OBSOLETE TECHNOLOGY"
  • "FAILURE DETECTED"
  • "OPERATION 'LOWER SAIL' FAILED TO EXECUTE; REBOOTING"
• Failed to read Message in a Bottle- "INSUFFICIENT LIGHT, UNABLE TO ANALYZE"
• Failed to revive Abigail- "FAILURE"
• Failed to revive Ghost- "NOT WORTH IT"
• Flare set off by other player- "MINION PING RECEIVED"
• Ghost sanity drain- "SANITY RESERVES... DRAINING"
• Health too low, unable to attune to Meat Effigy- "I MUST MAKE REPAIRS BEFORE DOING THIS"
• Hitting Ancient Fuelweaver's Shadow Shield- "FORCE FIELD DETECTED"
• Klaus enraged- "I FLEE BECAUSE I WANT TO, NOT BECAUSE I'M SCARED"
• Klaus entering second form- "IT HAS BEEN UNSHACKLED"
• Klaus summoning Krampii- "TREMBLE BEFORE ME, FLESH CREATURE"
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 1)- "DEFRAGMENTATION: 25%"
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 2)- "DEFRAGMENTATION: 75%
• Mining Inviting Formation (finished)- "DEFRAGMENTATION COMPLETED"
• Mushroom Planter needs Living Log- "SPECIAL LOG-IN REQUIRED"
• Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "FUNGUS UPDATE REQUIRED"
• Mushroom Planter won't take Moon Cap- "INCOMPATIBLE"
• Not Gem- "PLUGIN DEVICE NOT COMPATIBLE"
• Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "INCORRECT MINERAL-BASED POWER SOURCE"
• Not catching fish-
  • "THE FISH ARE LOADING"
  • "BUFFERING"
  • "THE WATER IS TOO CLOSE. I HATE IT"
  • "I TIRE OF THIS"
• Paying tribute to Antlion-
  • "THIS DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE SUPERIOR"
  • "I BEQUEATH TO YOU MY USELESS JUNK"
  • "THIS MEATSACK WILL LEAVE ME ALONE NOW"
• Plant diseased pick warning- "VIRUS DETECTED"
• Plant diseased dig warning- "ANTIVIRAL PRECAUTIONS SUCCESSFUL"
• Refusing to eat invalid food- "INCOMPATIBLE FOOD TYPE"
• Refusing to eat yucky food- "CONSUMPTION DENIED"
• Rowing mistimed-
  • "ERROR: RECALIBRATE ROWING SEQUENCE"
  • "MY CALCULATIONS WERE OFF"
  • "FRUSTRATION LEVELS RISING"
• Shadow Thurible out- "EVIL LURE DEPLETED"
• Teleporting with Lazy Deserter- "CIRCUITRY DUSTING REQUIRED"
• Trees petrifying- "TREE FEAR DETECTED"
• Trying to fish in ocean with Fishing Rod- "ERROR: INSUFFICIENT FISHING LINE"
• Trying to fish in pond with Sea Fishing Rod- "ERROR: INCORRECT ROD"
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, busy)- "TARGET IS PREOCCUPIED"
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, dead)- "WHY? THEY'RE DEAD."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, inventory full)- "TARGET ALREADY OVER CAPACITY"
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, sleeping)- "IT'S BUSY RECHARGING"
• Unable to receive gift (danger)- "ASSESSING GIFT PRIORITIES... PRIORITY LOW."
• Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "MEATSACK, I COMMAND YOU TO STAY WHILE I OPEN THIS GIFT"
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (already bath bombed)- "IT HAS ALREADY BEEN BOMBED"
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (glassed over)- "ERROR: MOON BARRIER ACTIVE"
• Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "ILLOGICAL"
• Washing ashore after abandoning ship- "HA HA, I LIVE!!"
• Whirly Fan broken- "COOLING DEVICE DESTROYED"
• Trying to sleep while Illumination Circuit is equipped- "ILLUMINATION CIRCUIT IS IN CONFLICT WITH SLEEPING PROTOCOLS"
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (not Nightmare Fuel)- "INCORRECT INPUT. REQUIRES ALTERNATE FUEL"
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (dormant)- "UNABLE TO INSTALL ITEM. MISSING TREE COMPONENT"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror arriving- "WARNING: DATA BREACH"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror leaving- "IT HAS DISCONNECTED FROM THE SERVER"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror returning- "RAGE AGAINST THE FLESHLING"
• Talking to plants-
  • "GROW FASTER SO I MIGHT CONSUME THE VEGETABLE FLESH"
  • "THIS IS ILLOGICAL"
  • "THIS IS ME NOT TALKING TO YOU"
  • "ORGANIC LIFE IS SO INEFFICIENT"
  • "I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU"
• Fully charged- "SYSTEMS FULLY RESTORED"

Skins

• Guest of Honor Set- "I POLISHED MY CHASSIS FOR THE OCCASION"
• Survivor Set- "RUSTED AND BUSTED."
• Triumphant Set- "NOW THE OUTSIDE MATCHES THE INSIDE. EVIL."
• Halloween Costume Set- "OVERCHARGED, READY TO CHARGE"
• Challenger Set- "THIS UNIT IS BATTLE READY"
• Gladiator Set- "ALL FLESHLINGS WILL BE CRUSHED"
• Roseate Set- "OVERGROWN. CIRCUITS BLOWN"
• Snowfallen Set- "IF I HAD A HEART IT WOULD BE MADE OF ICE"
• Verdant Set- "I AM THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL"
• Culinarian Set- "MEAL SERVER DOWN"
• Victorian Set- "PREPARING TO DIVE"
• Unfinished Set- "THEY HAVE NOT INSTALLED A HEART"
• Magmatic Set- "PROGRAMMED IN LAVASCRIPT"
• Midori Roboto Set- "WITH PARTS MADE IN JAPAN"
• Merrymaker Set- "CRACKING WALNUT CODE"
• Experiment Set- "I AM THE FUTURE"

Removed

• Brush- "I WILL REMOVE YOUR HAIR, BIT BY BIT"
• War Saddle- "I SHALL DOMINATE ALL CREATURES"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "I BROKE IT."
• Directional Sign (empty)- "THATAWAY."
• Moon Rock Wall (held)- "I CAN BUILD A MOON BASE?"
• Queenly Figure (shaking)- "FIGURE LOOMING"
• Mothling- "IT HAS NO OFFENSIVE PROPERTIES, YET I AM COMPELLED TO KEEP IT"
• Applied Horticulture- "A USELESS TOME ON PLANT CULTIVATION"
• Mending Tape- "IT JOINS COMPONENTS OF FIBRE TOGETHER"
• Dilapidated Door- "ERROR: DOOR LEADS NOWHERE"
• Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "ERROR"
• Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "DOES NOT COMPUTE"
• Urn- "EMPATHY MODE MISSING"
• Turnip- "TURNIP? FOR WHAT?"
• Silver Plate- "GILDING DOES NOT COMPUTE"
• Burnt Spiky Bush- "BURNED"
• Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "I WIN. GOOD."
• Diseased Twiggy Tree- "HA. DISEASE. A BIOLOGICAL LAPSE IN JUDGMENT."
• Red and Green Mushtrees (blooming)- "ORGANICS ARE ALWAYS REPRODUCING THEMSELVES. WHY"
• Red Mushtree (blooming)- "MY OLFACTORY SENSORS ARE OVERWHELMED"
• Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "IT IS REPLICATING"
• Diseased Grass Gekko- "I'M IMMUNE TO PATHOGENS. HA HA."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "IT SERVES ME."
• No-Eyed Deer- "IS IT STARING AT ME? ...NO, MAYBE NOT"
• Ancient Fuelweaver- "I WILL DESTROY YOU"
• Wilson (generic)- "DETECTING... WILSON!"
• Wilson (attacker)- "THAT WILSON IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
• Wilson (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
• Wilson (reviver)- "THAT WILSON IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
• Wilson (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING WILSON NEEDS A HEART."
• Wilson (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING %s NEEDS A HEART"
• Willow (generic)- "DETECTING... WILLOW!"
• Willow (attacker)- "THAT WILLOW IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
• Willow (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
• Willow (reviver)- "THAT WILLOW IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
• Willow (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING WILLOW NEEDS A HEART."
• Wolfgang (generic)- "DETECTING... WOLFGANG!"
• Wolfgang (attacker)- "THAT WOLFGANG IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
• Wolfgang (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
• Wolfgang (reviver)- "THAT WOLFGANG IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
• Wolfgang (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING WOLFGANG NEEDS A HEART."
• Wendy (generic)- "DETECTING... WENDY!"
• Wendy (attacker)- "THAT WENDY IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
• Wendy (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
• Wendy (reviver)- "THAT WENDY IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
• Wendy (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING WENDY NEEDS A HEART."
• WX-78 (generic)- "DETECTING... OTHER WX-78!"
• WX-78 (generic)- "DETECTING... %s!"
• WX-78 (attacker)- "THAT WX-78 IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
• WX-78 (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
• WX-78 (reviver)- "THAT OTHER WX-78 IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
• WX-78 (ghost)- "INFERIOR WX-78 NEEDS A HEART."
• Wickerbottom (generic)- "DETECTING... WICKERBOTTOM!"
• Wickerbottom (attacker)- "THAT WICKERBOTTOM IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
• Wickerbottom (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
• Wickerbottom (reviver)- "THAT WICKERBOTTOM IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
• Wickerbottom (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING WICKERBOTTOM NEEDS A HEART."
• Woodie (generic)- "DETECTING... WOODIE!"
• Woodie (attacker)- "THAT WOODIE IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
• Woodie (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
• Woodie (reviver)- "THAT WOODIE IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
• Woodie (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING WOODIE NEEDS A HEART."
• Woodie (Werebeaver)- "%s! YOU GOT SLIGHTLY LESS INFERIOR"
• Wes (generic)- "DETECTING... WES!"
• Wes (attacker)- "THAT WES IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
• Wes (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
• Wes (reviver)- "THAT WES IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
• Wes (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING WES NEEDS A HEART."
• Maxwell (generic)- "DETECTING... MAXWELL!"
• Maxwell (attacker)- "THAT MAXWELL IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
• Maxwell (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
• Maxwell (murderer)- "THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST DECEIT. DIE!"
• Maxwell (reviver)- "THAT MAXWELL IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
• Maxwell (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING MAXWELL NEEDS A HEART."
• Gnome- "ORGANICS ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME"
• Gnomette- "HEY SCIENTIST THIS HORRIBLE JUNK LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU"
• White and Black Bishop- "IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY BIG"
• Back Scratcher- "SOMEONE RIPPED THE ARM OFF A HELPLESS ROBOT"
• Beaten Beater- "A DISTANT COUSIN, PERHAPS?"
• Mushroom Planter needs log- "LOG-IN REQUIRED"
• Toadstool escaping- "THE EXECUTABLE IS GOING TO RUN"
• Toadstool escaped- "EXECUTABLE RAN"

Other

• Survivor Set- "PLEASE DIRECT ME TO THE NEAREST REPAIR SHOP"
• Shadow Set- "I AM AN EVIL ROBOT"

Trivia

• Their inspection quote in DST for the Ice Staff ("THIS IS MY COLD STICK") is a reference to the line "This is my boomstick." from the film Army of Darkness.
• WX-78's quote for Star-Sky while Hutch is dead ("ONE FISH, TWO FISH. RED FISH, DEAD FISH.") is a reference to the book One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish by Dr. Seuss.
• WX-78's quote for the inactive Ancient Gateway, "ERROR 502", is a reference to the bad gateway server error in HTTP status codes.
• Their reaction to a repaired Moon Stone ("MOONBASE. AAAAA. MOONBASE!") may be a reference to "Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite", a video compilation of the text-to-speech chat in the video game Moonbase Alpha.
• WX-78's quote for the Knight trinket ("THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY") is a reference to the film WarGames.
• Their quote for a Dark Sword ("HACK THE PLANET") is a reference to the film Hackers.
• Their quote for a repaired Knight Marble Sculpture ("</HEAD>") is a reference to Hypertext Markup Language, or HTML. It is the closing tag for the <head> element, which defines the title of a webpage.
• Their quote for Marble Sculptures shaking on a full or new moon ("FREE HIM!!") may be a reference to a meme in which an image of a Pikachu figure (a character from the Pokemon franchise) encased in a plastic ball is accompanied by the text "free him".
• WX-78's quote for their Midori Roboto skin ("WITH PARTS MADE IN JAPAN") is a reference to the song "Mr. Roboto" by the band Styx.