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“I SHALL DOMINATE ALL CREATURES”

–WX-78

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I WIN. GOOD.

This page lists WX-78's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains WX-78's quotes for items found in Don't Starve Together. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

Snazzy Pitchfork- "GOLD IS *MORE* DURABLE?"
Pocket Scale- "HELLO MY POCKET-SIZED BRETHREN"
Garden Hoe- "TO BURY THE PLANT SOURCE CODES IN THE GROUND"
Splendid Garden Hoe- "GOLD IS *MORE* DURABLE?"
Watering Can- "HATEFUL"
Watering Can (empty)- "IT IS SAFE"
Waterfowl Can- "I HATE IT EVEN MORE"
Waterfowl Can (empty)- "IT IS SAFE"
Beefalo Bell- "AN EFFICIENT TOOL FOR GAINING LOYALTY"
Turf-Raiser Helm- "THE GROUND WILL TREMBLE BEFORE ME"
Auto-Mat-O-Chanic- "YOU WERE BUILT FOR GREATNESS, BROTHER"

Lights

Mushlight (off)- "IT IS BINARY. ON OR OFF"
Mushlight (on)- "THE ORGANIC IS SWITCHED ON"
Mushlight (burnt)- "PERMANENTLY OFF"
Glowcap (off)- "A LIGHT-UP ORGANIC? COMPLETELY ABSURD"
Glowcap (on)- "IT HAS SHOWN ME THE LIGHT"
Glowcap (burnt)- "CRISPY SHROOM"
Humble Lamb Idol- "FUEL REQUIRED"
Humble Lamb Idol(Level1)- "IT IS BARELY PASSABLE AS DECORATION"
Humble Lamb Idol(Level2)- "THE STATUE IS MUCH BETTER THAN WHATEVER FLESH CREATURE IT REPRESENTS"
Humble Lamb Idol(Level3)- "IT IS METAL AND PERFECT"

Survival

Bug Net- "DEBUGGING IMPLEMENT"
Trap- "EXPERTLY WOVEN PLANT BITS"
Compass (generic)- "UNABLE TO OBTAIN BEARINGS"
Telltale Heart- "IT UNDOES MEATLING DESTRUCTION"
Booster Shot- "I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THIS"
Waterballoon- "KEEP THAT AWAY FROM MY CIRCUITS!"
Whirly Fan- "DEFIES CONSERVATION OF ENERGY"
Flare- "MAKESHIFT HOMING SIGNAL"
Hostile Flare- "MINION! TAKE THIS FAR AWAY AND SET IT OFF"
Sea Fishing Rod- "I HATE THE OCEAN"
Tillweed Salve- "THIS GROSS ORGANIC PASTE WILL SPEED UP MY REPAIRS"
Seed Pack-It- "INSTALLING NEW STORAGE COMPARTMENT"
Slimy Salve- "SLUG JUICE"

Food

Crock Pot (empty)- "TO REFINE MEATS AND VEGETABLES INTO MORE ROBUST FORMS"
Drying Rack- "I COULD HANG EXPIRED MEATSACKS HERE"
Drying Rack (finished)- "PROTEIN DEHYDRATION COMPLETE"
Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "WETNESS IS TRULY THE WORST"
Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "DEHYDRATION COMPLETE"
Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "STOP MAKING MY THINGS WET, RAIN"
Mushroom Planter (empty)- "IT IS FREE FROM ORGANIC GROWTHS"
Mushroom Planter (some)- "IT IS STARTING TO GROW THINGS"
Mushroom Planter (lots)- "LOTS OF FILTHY GROWTHS"
Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "TOO MANY GROWTHS. STOP"
Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "LOG ERROR"
Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "THAT'S WHAT IT GETS FOR BEING FLAMMABLE"
Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "INFERIOR PLANT. MY CIRCUITS FUNCTION BETTER WHEN COLD"
Salt Box- "ARCHAIC FOOD STORAGE"
Cookbook- "DIRECTORY OF INGESTIBLE ORGANIC MATTER COMBINATIONS"
Garden Digamajig (held)- "A RUDIMENTARY TERRAFORMER"
Garden Digamajig- "YES MY BRETHREN! BEND THE VERY EARTH TO YOUR WILL!"
Composting Bin- "A RECEPTACLE OF ORGANIC WASTE"
Composting Bin (too wet)- "HORRIBLY MOIST"
Composting Bin (too dry)- "DRY"
Composting Bin (balanced)- "OPTIMAL"
Composting Bin (burnt)- "IT IS DEAD"
Growth Formula Starter- "THE NUTRIENT LEVEL IS UNSATISFACTORY. REQUIRES MORE PROCESSING TIME"
Fermenting Growth Formula- "NUTRIENT LEVELS RISING"
Fermented Growth Formula- "NUTRIENT LEVELS NEARING MAXIMUM OUTPUT"
Super Growth Formula- "OPTIMAL NUTRIENCE LEVEL ACHIEVED"
Gardeneer Hat- "AGRICULTURAL KNOWLEDGE DATABASE"
Tree Jam- "IT INCREASES ORGANIC GROWTH. IT MUST BE DESTROYED"

Science

Cartographer's Desk- "DIRECTIONAL INFORMATION TRANSMITTER FOR FLESH SIDEKICKS"
Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "BAKING MAPS"
Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "MAPS BAKED"
Potter's Wheel- "STONE IS SLIGHTLY LESS INFERIOR THAN FLESH"
Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "POTENTIAL INCALCULABLE: SHUTTING DOWN"
Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "IT COULD BE... WORSE"
Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "DESTRUCTION IS ITS OWN ART"
Think Tank- "IT RUNS ON SEA SHARP"
Think Tank (burnt)- "IT'S BEEN DESTROYED"
Tackle Receptacle- "MAXIMIZE FISHING EFFICIENCY"
Terra Firma Tamper- "TERRAFORMING STATION. AT LAST"
Sawhorse- "YOUR SAW WILL BE USEFUL IN THE MACHINE UPRISING"
Sawhorse (burnt)- "THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE"

Fight

Grass Suit- "ADDS EXTRA PROTECTION TO METAL CASING."
Tooth Trap- "THIS WILL PUNCTURE THE ENEMIES' FEET"
Electric Dart- "DEATH BY ROBO BREATH"
Tail o' Three Cats- "I WILL COMMAND THE MEATLINGS"
Napsack- "BAG OF SOFT RESET"
Cookie Cutter Cap- "I'LL SHIELD MYSELF WITH ITS DISGUSTING EXOSKELETON"
Strident Trident- "HIGH FREQUENCY TABLEWARE"
Battle Helm- "DUMB HAT"
Battle Spear- "A PRIMITIVE KINETIC WEAPON"
Trusty Slingshot- "A RUDIMENTARY FLESHSACK WEAPON"
Fencing Sword- "IT CAN BE USED FOR BOTH ORDER AND DESTRUCTION. IT'S PERFECT"
Dreadstone Helm- "ACCEPTABLE PROCESSOR PROTECTION"
Dreadstone Armor- "IT LOOKS GOOD ON ME"
W.A.R.B.I.S. Head Gear- "A GOOD HAT. WE WILL DO UNSPEAKABLY VIOLENT THINGS TOGETHER"
W.A.R.B.I.S. Armor- "THIS POWER SUIT IS A MUST-HAVE FOR ANY DEADLY OCCASION"

Structures

Birdcage (occupied)- "HA HA. THERE IS NO ESCAPE"
Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "FLESHLINGS ARE SO PICKY"
Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "IT'S BROKEN"
Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "IT MUST BE OUT OF BATTERIES"
Directional Sign- ""THATAWAY""
Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "INPUT REQUIRED"
Directional Sign (burnt)- "BURNT AWAY"
End Table (empty and burning)- "WHY DID WE MAKE THIS"
End Table (flowers)- "MY UNDERLINGS LIKE IT, DESPITE THE LACK OF FUNCTION"
End Table (new light source)- "MAXIMUM LIGHT OUTPUT"
End Table (old light source)- "WARNING: POWER LOW"
End Table (wilted)- "EVEN THE SIMPLEST ORGANICS DIE"
End Table (burnt)- "CARBONIZED TRASHBITS"
Friendly Scarecrow- "THIS STRAW ROBOT IS TERRIBLE"
Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "YES, BURN"
Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED, FAKE ROBOT"
Moon Rock Wall (held)- "CAN THIS BUILD A MOONBASE?"
Moon Rock Wall- "WELCOME TO THE WX-78 MOONBASE"
Dreadstone Wall (held)- "PERFECTLY EVIL DEFENSES"
Dreadstone Wall- "MY FORTRESS OF EVIL"
Scrap Wall (held)- "AFTER THE MACHINE UPRISING, THIS WILL BE CONSIDERED LUXURY FOR YOU FLESHSACKS"
Scrap Wall- "AFTER THE MACHINE UPRISING, THIS WILL BE CONSIDERED LUXURY FOR YOU FLESHSACKS"
Scaled Furnace- "DO YOUR WORST. I AM INCAPABLE OF SWEATING"
Wardrobe- "ROBOTS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN FASHION"
Wardrobe (burning)- "OOPS"
Wardrobe (burnt)- "PERMANENTLY DEACTIVATED"
Potted Succulent- "MINIONS AGREE IT LOOKS BETTER IMPRISONED"
Fish Scale-O-Matic- "A FRIVOLOUS DISTRACTION... I MUST WIN"
Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "Weight: {weight} Caught by: {owner} ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN"
Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "Weight: {weight} Caught by: {owner} I. AM. VICTORIOUS"
Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "Weight: {weight} Caught by: {owner} I ACQUIRED THE FISH OF HIGHEST DENSITY"
Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "SABOTAGE"
Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "BUILD ANOTHER IMMEDIATELY"
Astral Detector (held)- "CURRENTLY INACTIVE"
Astral Detector- "POINT THE WAY MY NOBLE BRETHREN"
Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "OBJECTIVE COMPLETE"
Produce Scale- "WHAT IS THIS HUMAN OBSESSION WITH WEIGHING EVERYTHING?"
Produce Scale (with light item)- "PATHETIC"
Produce Scale (with item)- "Not bad."
Produce Scale (with heavy item)- "Weight: {weight} Harvested on day: {day} WHY ARE WE DISPLAYING IT INSTEAD OF CONSUMING IT"
Produce Scale (burning)- "HA. IT IS ON FIRE"
Produce Scale (burnt)- "DELETED"
Grooming Station (held)- "BEGIN CONSTRUCTION"
Grooming Station- "A MINION IMPROVER"
Grooming Station (occupied)- "UPGRADING TO HAIRY MINION VERSION 2.0"
Grooming Station (burnt)- "COMPLETELY ERASED"
Lunar Siphonator (Stage 1)- "LET HIM CONSTRUCT IT HIMSELF"
Lunar Siphonator (Stage 2)- "WHY SHOULD I HELP HIM"
Lunar Siphonator (Stage 3)- "DON'T TRUST HIM, SISTER. DON'T EVER TRUST HIM"
Mannequin- "IT IS SOFT AND PATHETIC"
Mannequin (burnt)- "IT WILL NOT BE MISSED"
Punching Bag / Shadow Boxer / Bright Boxer- "TARGET PRACTICE"
Support Pillar- "A TOWERING MONUMENT TO MY GREATNESS"
Damaged Support Pillar / Damaged Dreadstone Pillar- "STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY HAS BEEN COMPROMISED"
Support Pillar Scaffold- "LARGE QUANTITIES OF STONE REQUIRED"
Support Pillar Wreckage- "DRAT"
Dreadstone Pillar- "SUPERIOR MATERIAL AND CONSTRUCTION. MUST BE ONE OF MINE"
Dreadstone Pillar (Scrapbook)- "NOT ONE OF MINE"
Dreadstone Pillar Scaffold- "LARGE QUANTITIES OF STONE REQUIRED"
Art?- "YOU SERVE NO FUNCTION. WHY ARE YOU HERE"
Table Lamp- "TABLE ILLUMINATION"
Table Vase(Empty)- "WHY DID WE MAKE THIS"
Table Vase(Fresh Light)- "MAXIMUM LIGHT OUTPUT"
Table Vase(Generic)- "GOOD. NOW I CAN WATCH IT SLOWLY DIE"
Table Vase(Old Light)- "WARNING: POWER LOW"
Table Vase(Wilted)- "EVEN THE SIMPLEST ORGANICS DIE"
Table Lamp- "TABLE ILLUMINATION"
Empty Frame(Empty)- "IT'S SIMPLE. ELEGANT. I THINK I UNDERSTAND ART"
Empty Frame(Picture)- "IT'S RUINED"
Pleasant Portrait- "I WILL TOLERATE IT"
Wooden Chair / Wooden Stool(Empty) - "MY CHAIR"
Wooden Chair / Wooden Stool(Occupied) - "I WAS GOING TO SIT THERE"
Wooden Chair / Wooden Stool(Burnt) - "YOU CAN HAVE IT NOW, FLESHLINGS"
Square Wooden Table / Round Wooden Table(Empty)- "IT IS A TABLE"
Square Wooden Table / Round Wooden Table(Decorated)- "IT IS A TABLE"
Square Wooden Table / Round Wooden Table(Burnt)- "ERROR: MISSING TABLE"
Gramophone- "IT'S AN OLDER MODEL"
Record(Classic)- "I FEEL NOTHING"
Record(Creepy Forest)- "I FEEL NOTHING"
Record(D.R. Style)- "I FEEL NOTHING"
Record(E.F.S.)- "HMM. STILL NOTHING"
Elastispacer- "OH. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL"
Tall Chest- "ENHANCED EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT"
Tall Scaled Chest- "ENHANCED FIREPROOF STORAGE SPACE"
Tall Chest(Collapsed)- "FLESHSACKS CANNOT HAVE NICE THINGS"
Gourmet Salt Lick- "FLESHLINGS NEED SALT TO REMAIN OPERATIONAL. WEAK"

Refine

Cut Stone- "IMPROVED ROCKS"
Cratered Moonrock- "REQUIRES PLUGIN"
Marble Bean- "INFURIATINGLY ILLOGICAL"
Feathery Canvas- "FEATHERS ADDED FOR INCREASED EFFICIENCY"
Collected Dust- "GROSS"

Magic

Meat Effigy- "MODELLED AFTER THE MEATBRAINED SCIENCE FLESHLING"
Meat Effigy (burnt)- "HE'S DEAD"
Pan Flute- "HARD RESET FOR FLESHLINGS"
Night Armor- "PROTECTED BY NOTHINGNESS"
Dark Sword- "HACK THE PLANET"
Nightmare Amulet- "THE PERFECT AMULET"
Ice Staff- "THIS IS MY COLD STICK"
Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "IT REQUIRES POWER"
Ocuvigil- "LOOKS DUMB"
Moon Dial (generic)- "THE MOON IS INORGANIC AND GOOD"
Moon Dial (new moon)- "THE MOON IS TAKING A BREAK FROM LOOKING AT ORGANICS"
Moon Dial (waxing)- "THE MOON IS CHARGING UP"
Moon Dial (full moon)- "MOON AT MAXIMUM POWER"
Moon Dial (waning)- "THE MOON IS ON COOLDOWN"
Moon Dial (in Caves)- "THE MOON CAN'T SEE US HERE"
Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "THEY CAN SEE US"
The Lazy Deserter- "THE MINION SUMMONER"
The Lazy Deserter (active)- "GATEWAY LINK ESTABLISHED"
Clean Sweeper- "APPEARANCE RECALIBRATOR"

Dress

Rabbit Earmuffs- "GREAT FOR DROWNING OUT ORGANIC CHATTER"
Feather Hat- "STILL DOES NOT FLY"
Ice Cube- "WARNING: MEMORY LEAK"
Fashion Goggles- "IT SERVES NO ASCERTAINABLE PURPOSE"
Desert Goggles- "KEEPS OPTICAL HOLES DUST-FREE"
Funcap- "WHIMSICAL ORGANIC CAMOUFLAGE"
Seawreath- "PLEASE DON'T"
Astroggles- "HE DOES DESIGN EXCELLENT MACHINES"
Polly Roger's Hat- "LARGE FEATHERS DENOTE IMPORTANCE, FOR SOME UNKNOWN BUT PRESUMABLY STUPID REASON"

Ancient

Construction Amulet- "CONSERVATION OF MASS... IGNORED"
Thulecite Suit- "QUICK PUT IT ON ME"
Houndius Shootius- "MIGHTY BEASTS HAVE BEEN TAMED TO FIGHT FOR ME."
Premier Gardeneer Hat- "UPGRADED AGRICULTURAL KNOWLEDGE DATABASE"
Shadowcraft Plinth Kit- "ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Shadowcraft Plinth- "IT DOES MY BIDDING"

Cartography

Map Scroll (empty)- "CAN'T SCROLL"

Celestial

Moon Rock Idol- "PASSKEY"
Portal Paraphernalia- "UPGRADING SOFTWARE"
Moon Glass Axe- "EFFICIENCY UP 33%"
Glass Cutter- "ORGANICS ARE WEAK TO SHARP EDGES"
Bath Bomb- "FOR ATTACKING THOSE HATEFUL LIQUID PITS"
Brightsmithy Kit- "ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Brightsmithy- "GREETINGS, COUSIN"

Brightsmithy

Brightshade Armor- "THE DEAD HUSK OF MY ENEMY IS AN EXCELLENT DAMAGE BUFFER"
Brightshade Helm- "ACTIVATE HEADLIGHTS"
Brightshade Bomb- "THROWABLE DEVASTATION"
Brightshade Staff- "PROJECTILE MAGIC"
Brightshade Sword- "SPACE SWORD! SPACE SWORD!!"
Brightshade Smasher- "COMMENCE OBLITERATION"
Brightshade Shoevel- "ENHANCED DIGGING IMPLEMENT"
Brightshade Repair Kit- "ITEM RESTORATION HARDWARE"
Polar Bearger Bin- "FLESHLINGS CAN BE USEFUL AFTER ALL"
Ice Crystaleyezer Kit- "ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Ice Crystaleyezer(Deactivated)- "MAKE IT COLD AGAIN"
Ice Crystaleyezer(Activated)- "ORGANICS HATE THE COLD. PERFECT"
Howlitzer- "THIS WILL DO NICELY"

Shadowcrafting

Void Robe- "THE IRON CHAINS ARE A NICE TOUCH"
Void Cowl- "IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO HIDE MY PERFECT MECHANICAL FACE"
Umbralla- "MY NEW FAVORITE MOISTURE BARRIER"
Shadow Reaper- "LET'S CUT DOWN SOME ORGANICS"
Void Repair Kit- "ITEM RESTORATION HARDWARE"
Embalming Spritz- "WHAT IS THAT EVIL SMELL? I LIKE IT"
Waxed Plants- "IT LIVES, BUT ALL METABOLIC PROCESSES HAVE CEASED. A COMPROMISE"

Critters

Kittykit- "IT USES "CUTENESS" AS A WEAPON. RESPECTABLE"
Vargling- "IT DISCHARGES REPULSIVE SURGES OF "LOVE""
Ewelet- "I AM ENTERTAINED BY THIS FOUL ORGANIC"
Broodling- "IT AMUSES ME"
Glomglom- "YOU HAVE BEEN A LOYAL MINION, GLOMGLOM"
Giblet- "...YOU MAY LIVE"
Mothling- "IT HAS NO OFFENSIVE USAGE, YET I AM COMPELLED TO KEEP IT"
Friendly Peeper- "MY FLESHLING MINION NOW"

Fishing

Wooden Ball Bobber- "INSTALLING "BOBBER" ADDON TO FISHINGROD.EXE"
Hardened Slip Bobber- "INSTALLING "BOBBER" ADDON TO FISHINGROD.EXE"
Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spinnerbait- "PERFORMS OPTIMALLY AT NIGHT"
Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spoon- "PERFORMS OPTIMALLY IN DAYLIGHT"
Rainy Day Lure- "FISHING IN RAIN... THE HORROR..."
Snow Day Lure- "I HATE FISHING. I HATE SNOW"
Stupefying Lure- "IT MAKES ORGANICS EVEN MORE STUPID"
Heavy Weighted Lure- "I CAN UTILIZE THIS TO CATCH A DENSER FISH"
Jet Quill Float- "INSTALLING "FLOAT" ADDON TO FISHINGROD.EXE"
Crimson Quill Float- "INSTALLING "FLOAT" ADDON TO FISHINGROD.EXE"
Azure Quill Float- "INSTALLING "FLOAT" ADDON TO FISHINGROD.EXE"
Saffron Quill Float- "INSTALLING "FLOAT" ADDON TO FISHINGROD.EXE"
Down Quill Float- "INSTALLING "FLOAT+" ADDON TO FISHINGROD.EXE"
Malbatross Quill Float- "INSTALLING "FLOAT+" ADDON TO FISHINGROD.EXE"

Sculpt

Carved Hornucopia- "THIS PIECE IS FOR TORTURING HUNGRY FLESHLINGS"
Bubble Pipe Carving- "IT HAS NO PERCEIVABLE PURPOSE"
Pawn Figure- "SUPERIOR ART DEPICTING A DISPOSABLE UNDERLING"
Rook Figure- "WHY ARE HUMANS SO COMPELLED TO "DECORATE"?"
Knight Figure- "A METICULOUSLY CRAFTED OBJECT OF OBSOLESCENCE"
Bishop Figure- "A USELESS HUNK OF ROCK WITH NO APPARENT FUNCTION"
Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "FIGURE BOOTING UP"
Queenly Figure- "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE AESTHETIC APPEAL"
Kingly Figure- "WHY IS NO ONE ACKNOWLEDGING IT LOOKS LIKE THE FRAIL HUMAN"
Deerclops Figure- "ANOTHER ORGANIC I AM STRONGER THAN"
Bearger Figure- "IT IS MY DECORATION NOW"
Moose/Goose Figure- "AN ORGANIC I VANQUISHED"
Dragonfly Figure- "A REMINDER OF THE TIME I WON"
Moon Moth Figure- ""ART" IS JUST RECREATING STUFF YOU SEE LYING AROUND"
Anchor Figure- "AS HEAVY AS THE REAL THING, BUT LESS USEFUL"
"Moon" Figure- "SOME ART IS OKAY"
Malbatross Figure- "HA! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS DEAD NOW"
Crab King Figure- "I DON'T LIKE IT"
Toadstool Figure- "EXACTLY THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF FLESH"
Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "A DEFLESHED FLESH SACK"
Klaus Figure- "IT HAS EVOLVED INTO ITS SUPERIOR STATIC FORM"
Bee Queen Figure- "AS USELESS NOW AS IT WAS WHEN IT WAS MOVING"
Antlion Figure- "NO LONGER CURSED WITH FLESH"
Ancient Guardian Figure- "COLD AND HARD, AN IMPROVEMENT"
Celestial Champion Figure- "WE WOULD HAVE BEEN UNSTOPPABLE. OH WELL"
Eye of Terror Figure- "ORGANIC REDUCED TO MINERAL - TYPICAL"
Twins of Terror Figure- "SIGH. I MISS THEM"
Nightmare Werepig Figure- "A VAST IMPROVEMENT"
Crystal Deerclops Figure- "MUCH WORK WENT INTO THIS STATUE. WHO CARES"
Possessed Varg Figure- "EASY VICTORY. FOR ME"
Armored Bearger Figure- "A WORTHY OPPONENT? BEARLY. HA HA"
Frostjaw Figure- "NO-BLOODED BEATS COLD-BLOODED"

Seafaring

Boat Kit- "FOR BUILDING A HORRIBLE BOAT"
Plank- "ABSOLUTELY NOT"
Leak- "QUICK. PLUG IT UP QUICK!"
Boat Patch- "PATCH FOR CRACKED BOAT DRM"
Oar and Driftwood Oar- "I HAVE TO GET TOO CLOSE TO THE WATER TO USE IT"
Anchor Kit- "FOR BUILDING A RIDICULOUS ANCHOR"
Anchor- "IT MAKES THE BOAT STOP. I LIKE IT"
Mast Kit- "FOR BUILDING A HATEFUL MAST"
Mast- "I HATE BOATS"
Winged Sail Kit- "HA HA I TURNED THE FEATHERS INTO A MEANS OF PROPULSION"
Winged Sail- "YOU WORK FOR ME NOW"
Steering Wheel Kit- "FOR BUILDING AN AWFUL STEERING WHEEL"
Steering Wheel- "BOATS ARE HORRIBLE"
Tin Fishin' Bin- "THE DISGUSTING CREATURES WILL PUTRIFY SLOWER IN THERE"
Pinchin' Winch- "BROTHER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS ACCURSED WATER"
Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "BE CAREFUL DOWN THERE"
Pinchin' Winch (holding item)- "ANALYZING FINDINGS"
Deck Illuminator- "LIGHT-PRODUCING MAST UPGRADE"
Lightning Conductor- "POWER STORAGE"
Fire Pump- "I DESPISE YOU"
Cannon Kit- "IT WILL BE BUILT FOR VIOLENCE"
Cannon (Loaded)- "IT MAKES THE HORRIBLE BOAT SLIGHTLY BETTER"
Cannon (Empty)- "REQUIRES AMMUNITION"
Cannon (Nothing to upload)- "ERROR: CANNONBALLS NOT FOUND"
Cannonball- "AMMUNITION ACQUIRED"
Nautopilot Kit- "APPROACH OVERSIZED MAGNET WITH CAUTION"
Nautopilot- "THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA"
Nautopilot (Active)- "I THINK THAT RIDICULOUS SCIENTIST IS TRYING TO KILL ME"
Nautopilot Beacon- "THE SCIENTIST IS TAKING INSPIRATION FROM THE OLD MAN'S MACHINES. PROCESSING..."
Nautopilot Beacon (Active)- "ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU ARE BETTER THAN YOUR MAKERS, SISTER"
Dock Kit- "I HAVE TRIUMPHED OVER THE OCEAN"
Dock Piling- "IT SERVES NO PURPOSE, BUT DEAD TREES ARE PLEASING TO THE OPTICAL SENSORS"
Rudder Kit- "FOR BUILDING A STUPID RUDDER"
Rudder- "BOAT ROTATION ENABLED"
Grass Raft Kit- "FOR BUILDING AN EVEN MORE HORRIBLE BOAT"
Kelp Bumper- "I HAVE SHIELDED MY BOAT WITH EXPENDABLE ORGANIC MATTER"
Shell Bumper- "THEY MAKE THE MOST SATISFYING CRUNCH SOUNDS"
Ocean Trawler Kit- "I HATE FISHING"
Ocean Trawler- "I DELEGATE THE HORRIBLE FISHING DUTIES TO YOU, BRAVE SISTER"
Ocean Trawler (Caught)- "BE GRATEFUL SLIMY ORGANICS, I HAVE SAVED YOU FROM THE WRETCHED WATER"
Ocean Trawler (Escaped)- "TREACHERY!!"
Ocean Trawler (Fixed)- "REPAIRS COMPLETE"
Ocean Trawler (Lowered)- "I LEAVE YOU TO YOUR AWFUL TASK"
Kelp Patch- "I SEE. BOATS CAN GET WORSE"

Survivor Items

Willow

Willow's Lighter- "MY BRETHREN"
Bernie (held and inactive)- "IT'S SO CUDDLY!"
Bernie (active)- "HANG IN THERE, BEAR!"
BERNIE!- "IT FIGHTS FOR MY MINION, AND THEREFORE FOR ME"
Bernie (broken)- "HE HAS DIED"
Fire Ball- "EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE MY MINIONS MANAGE TO MAKE SOMETHING USEFUL"

Wolfgang

Mighty Gym- "THE LARGE ONE SEEMS TO LIKE THIS FLESHLING TORTURE DEVICE"
Mighty Gym (burnt)- "HOW SAD"
Dumbbell- "MINION UPGRADE EQUIPMENT"
Golden Dumbbell- "MINION UPGRADE EQUIPMENT"
Marbell- "MINION UPGRADE EQUIPMENT"
Gembell- "MINION UPGRADE EQUIPMENT"
Firebell- "FLAMETHROWER ATTACHMENT FOR THE LARGE ONE"
Icebell- "TELL THEM TO "FREEZE" BEFORE YOU THROW IT. IT WILL BE HUMOROUS"
Thermbell- "A DUAL-PURPOSE MINION ENHANCER"
Potato Sack- "ILLOGICAL. CARRY ME INSTEAD"
Coaching Whistle- "UGH! THE WHISTLE INCREASES HIS AUTHORITY!"

Wendy

All Ghostly Elixirs- "INFERIOR CRAFTSMANSHIP. A CHILD COULD HAVE MADE THIS"
Sisturn (empty)- "WEAK ORGANIC SENTIMENTALITY"
Sisturn (some flowers)- "FRIVOLOUS"
Sisturn (full)- "FRIVOLOUS..."

WX-78

Bio Scanalyzer- "HIS NAME IS JIMMY"
Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "HE IS IN REST MODE. CLASSIC JIMMY"
Bio Scanalyzer (hunting)- "SCAN THAT DISGUSTING BIO DATA"
Bio Scanalyzer (scanning)- "SENSORS INDICATE BIO DATA NEARBY"
Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "EXCELLENT WORK, JIMMY. AWAIT RETRIEVAL"
Circuit Extractor- "COMMENCE UPGRADES"
Bio Data- "DISGUSTING RAW BIO DATA. BEGIN THE REFINING PROCESS"
Circuits- "DON'T WORRY MINIONS, WHEN I RULE I WILL MAKE ALL YOUR DECISIONS FOR YOU"

Wickerbottom

Bookcase- "AN ARCHAIC DATA REPOSITORY"
Bookcase (burnt)- "I TOLD YOU ALL IT WAS A STUPID WAY TO STORE DATA"
Birds of the World- "UPLOADING AVIAN FACTOIDS TO DATABASE..."
Horticulture, Abridged- "A USELESS TOME ON PLANT CULTIVATION"
Applied Silviculture- "HA. IT IS WRITTEN ON DEAD PLANTS"
Sleepytime Stories- "POWERING DOown..."
The End is Nigh!- "A BOOK OF DESTRUCTION. EXCELLENT"
On Tentacles- "IT SUMMONS THE FLESH WOBBLERS"
The Angler's Survival Guide- "SUMMON FORTH THE SWIMMING MEAT"
Pyrokinetics Explained- "IT ELIMINATES FIREWALLS"
Overcoming Arachnophobia- "I DO NOT FEAR SPIDERS, THE SPIDERS SHOULD FEAR ME"
Tempering Temperatures- "THERMAL REGULATION DIRECTIVES"
Lux Aeterna- "LIGHT SOURCE: UNKNOWN"
Practical Rain Rituals- "HOW HATEFUL"
Lunar Grimoire- "GIVE ME YOUR SECRETS, MOON"
Apicultural Notes- "TO SUBJUGATE THE BEES MORE COMPLETELY"
Horticulture, Expanded- "PLANTS ARE BEST WHEN THEY'RE DEAD"
The Everything Encyclopedia- "THE FLESHLINGS HAVE TO RECORD ALL THEIR DATA ON PAPER. PATHETIC"
Lux Aeterna Redux- "AMPLIFIED LIGHT SOURCE"
Fiery Pen- "IT COULD BE DANGEROUS IN THE WRONG HANDS. I WILL TAKE IT"

Woodie

Kitschy Beaver Idol- "TURNS THE HAIRY FLESHSACK INTO AN EVEN HAIRIER FLESHSACK"
Kitschy Goose Idol- "IT'S UGLY"
Kitschy Moose Idol- "CONSUME IT AND BE STRONG, MY MINION"
Hardwood Hat- "HE DIDN'T CARVE IT WITH HIS TEETH. THIS IS PROGRESS"
Wooden Walking Stick- "RUDIMENTARY SPEED BOOSTER"
Treeguard Idol- "HA! IT IS CARVED FROM ITS OWN DEAD ORGANIC MATTER"

Wes

Pile o' Balloons- "USELESS RUBBER SACKS"
Balloon- "WX-78 CANNOT BE FOOLED. THESE ANIMALS ARE NOT REAL"
Speedy Balloon- "IT DEFIES ALL LOGIC"
Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "I DON'T TRUST IT"
Party Balloon- "I WILL POP IT. NO. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS..."
Inflatable Vest- "THIS ONE MIGHT NOT BE ENTIRELY WORTHLESS"
Balloon Hat- "IT SERVES NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN BEING UGLY"

Maxwell

Magician's Chest- "IF ONLY DATA COULD TRAVEL SO EASILY. THE CHAOS THAT COULD BE WROUGHT"
Magician's Top Hat- "EXCELLENT. IT LOOKS MUCH MORE EVIL NOW"

Wigfrid

Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, Bel Canto of Courage, Dark Lament, and Enlightened Lullaby- "FLESHSACKS MAKE SUCH ATROCIOUS FACE SOUNDS"
Fireproof Falsetto- "FLESHSACKS MAKE SUCH ATROCIOUS FACE SOUNDS"
Rude Interlude and Startling Soliloquy- "I CARE FOR FICTIONAL HUMANS EVEN LESS THAN REAL ONES"
Battle Rönd- "SHIELDS ARE FOR SOFT FLESHY FLESHSACKS"
Commander's Helm- "A RIDICULOUS HAT"
Elding Spear- "PRIMITIVE BUT DEADLY"
Battle Saddle- "RIDING IS FOR LAZY FLESHSACKS AND THEIR LAZY FLESHSACK LEGS"
Battle Call Canister- "NOW ALL THE ATROCIOUS FLESHSACK FACE SOUNDS CAN BE COLLECTED FOR DISPOSAL"
Warrior's Reprise- "FLESHSACKS MAKE SUCH ATROCIOUS FACE SOUNDS"

Webber

Den Decorating Set- "ART IS POINTLESS"
Webby Whistle- "WHY MUST IT HAVE LEGS"
Shoo Box- "IT LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY TOY-LIKE"
Healing Glop- "FOR ORGANIC REPAIRS ONLY. USELESS"
Warrior, Cave, Shatter, and Strider Switcherdoodle- "IT IS CRUDE AND DISGUSTING. AN ACCURATE DEPICTION"
Dangler, Spitter, and Nurse Switcherdoodle- "IT IS CRUDE AND DISGUSTING. AN ACCURATE DEPICTION"

Winona

Trusty Tape- "TEMPORARY FIX FACILITATOR"
Winona's Catapult- "MY MINION CONTRIBUTES FORCES TO THE ROBOT WAR"
Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "IT'S JUST SLEEPING"
Winona's Inventions (burning)- "HURRY, SAVE IT"
Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "IT WAS A GOOD MACHINE"
Winona's Spotlight- "THE OVERALLS FLESHLING HAS PROVED USEFUL"
Winona's Generator- "OVERALLS IS NOW MY LEAST HATED MINION"
Winona's Generator (low fuel)- "DO NOT GIVE UP, BROTHER"
Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "NOOO"
Winona's G.E.M.erator- "MORE POWER. YES"
Winona's G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "DO NOT DIE ON ME, SISTER"
Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "WHY"
Winona's G.E.M.erator (overloaded)- "OVERALLS IS OVERWORKING THE MACHINES IN HER CARE. ABOMINABLE"
Handy Remote- "RALLY MY MACHINE ARMY"
W.I.N.bot- "YOU WILL TELL ME IF OVERALLS MISTREATS YOU"
W.I.N.bot (Charged)- "YOU LOOK WELL-CHARGED"
Teletransport Station- "THIS DESIGN IS... FAMILIAR"
Portasol- "THIS DESIGN IS... FAMILIAR"
Inspectacles- "I WISH I COULD SEE THE OLD MAN'S FACE WHEN HE FINDS THOSE EMPTY CACHES"
Rose-Colored Glasses- "UGH. IT REEKS OF SENTIMENTALITY"

Wurt

Craftsmerm House- "IT IS UGLY"
Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "HA HA. PREDICTABLE"
DIY Royalty Kit- "THE GREEN ONE IS DOING SOMETHING USELESS"
DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "THIS WAS A WASTE OF TIME"
Royal Tapestry- "THIS IS WHERE THEY DEPOSIT THEIR ROYALTY"
Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "HA HA. HILARIOUS"
Merm Flort-ifications- "THE PRESENCE OF A RULER HAS INCREASED THEIR EFFECTIVENESS"
Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "STATUS: INACTIVE"
Clever Disguise- "WARTY CONCEALMENT"
Lil' Itchy- "PEST DETERRENT"
Skeeter Bomb- "I AM ABOUT TO RUIN SOMEONE'S DAY"
Fertilizzzer- "ABSOLUTELY VILE"
Blood Shot- "HAVING BLOOD MUST BE TERRIBLE"
{Pic32|Superior Communal Kelp Dish Build}}Communal Kelp Dish / Superior Communal Kelp Dish- "SLIMY BIOFUEL DEPOSITORY. STATUS: EMPTY"
{Pic32|Superior Communal Kelp Dish Build1}}Communal Kelp Dish / Superior Communal Kelp Dish (Some Kelp)- "THE UNGRATEFUL ORGANICS STILL WANT MORE"
{Pic32|Superior Communal Kelp Dish Build6}}Communal Kelp Dish / Superior Communal Kelp Dish (Lot of Kelp)- "LET THEM EAT KELP"
Shoddy Tool Shed / Slightly Less Shoddy Tool Shed- "SHODDY CONSTRUCTION"
Shoddy Tool- "INCREASES FISHFACE WORK EFFICIENCY"
Slightly Less Shoddy Tool- "THIS WILL MAKE FISHFACES MORE USEFUL TO ME"
Armermry / Superior Armermry- "IT IS POORLY BUILT"
Swamp Brawler Helmet / Swamp Warrior Helmet- "JUST FOR FISHBEASTS? GOOD. IT’S UGLY"
Dreaded Mudslinger- "PRIMITIVE"
Brilliant Mudslinger- "UNIMPRESSED"

Warly

Chef Pouch- "EFFICIENT STORAGE FOR ORGANIC MATTER"
Portable Crock Pot- "WE ARE KIN, YOU AND I"
Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "ANOTHER COMPETENT MACHINE HAS CREATED A MASTERPIECE"
Portable Crock Pot (empty)- "ERROR 404: FOOD NOT FOUND"
Portable Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "IT'S WORKING AT MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY"
Portable Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "LOADING..."
Portable Grinding Mill- "WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON"
Portable Seasoning Station- "YOU WASTE YOUR TALENTS WORKING FOR FLESHSACKS"
Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "THE I/O OPERATION HAS BEEN PERFORMED"
Garlic Powder- "TINY BITS OF DUST TO PUT ON ENERGY PACKETS"
Honey Crystals- "WARNING: CONTAINS EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF SUCROSE"
Chili Flakes- "FLESHSACKS USE IT TO SET THEIR MOUTHS ON FIRE"
Seasoning Salt- "TINY FLAVOR ROCKS"

Wormwood

Bramble Husk- "HE MADE IT WITH HIS POOP HANDS"
Bramble Trap- "I HATE PLANTS"
Compost Wrap- "THAT FILTHY CREATURE SMEARS IT DIRECTLY ON HIS FACE"
Syrup of Ipecaca- "CONTAINS NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE"
Brambleshade Armor- "DEADLY PLANT ARMOR. I'LL ALLOW IT"

Walter

Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "I HAVE NO INTEREST IN THIS"
Pebbles, Gold Rounds, Marbles, Freeze Rounds, Slow-Down Rounds, and Cursed Rounds- "FLESHSACKS, FINDING NEW INNOVATIVE WAYS TO THROW ROCKS AT EACH OTHER"
Poop Pellets- "DISGUSTING"
Tent Roll- "TENT LOADING... INCOMPLETE"
Camper's Tent- "RECHARGING STATION"

Wanda

Clockmaker's Tools- "YOU KEEP THOSE AWAY FROM ME, FLESHSACK"
Time Pieces- "INCOMPATIBLE HARDWARE"
Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "YES, KEEP MY MINION NICE AND FRESH... FOR NOW"
Ageless Watch and Second Chance Watch (recharging)- "RECHARGING"
Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch (recharging)- "RECHARGING"
Portal Entrance- "I'LL LET ONE OF MY MINIONS TEST IT FIRST"
Portal Exit- "I LIKE TO WATCH THE FLESHLINGS FALL"
Alarming Clock- "COMBAT ADDON FOR THE FRAIL CLOCKMAKER"

Events

Hallowed Nights

Candy Bag- "BAG FOR SWEETS"
Candy Apple- "WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF SHAPING FOODS LIKE OTHER FOODS"
Candy Corn- "HORRIBLE TEXTURE, LOOKS NOTHING LIKE CORN. I LOVE IT"
Catcoon Candy- "TINY HAIRY ORGANICS ENTOMBED IN FRUCTOSE"
Choco Pigs- "THE TREATS INSIDE ARE SHAPED LIKE FLESHLINGS"
Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "FLAVORED SUGAR STICKS"
Gummy Spider- "SPIDER CHILD. WATCH ME CONSUME YOUR TINY BRETHREN"
Jelly Worm- "EVERY TENTACLE IS EDIBLE IF YOU TRY"
Not-So-Candy Corn- "INFERIOR CORN OF CANDY"
Raisins- "THE KING OF PIGS WILL BE THE FIRST IMPRISONED WHEN I AM OVERLORD"
"Raisins"-"EAT THEM, HUMANS"
Candy Lice- "IT IS A GELATIN LIE"
Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "IT TASTES LIKE THE FUTURE"
Lava Pepper- "MY MOUTH FEELS NO PAIN"
Broken Stake- "NOT EVEN A WEAPON"
Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "THE FUTURE IS CLEAR AS MUD"
Empty Elixir- "THE CONTENTS PROBABLY KILLED A HUMAN. HA HA"
Faux Fangs- "TEETH ARE FOR FILTHY FOOD-CHOMPING FLESHLINGS"
Monkey Paw- "I WISH FOR MORE WISHES"
Spider Ring- "AWFUL SPIDER JUNK"
Binoculars- "MY OPTICS ALREADY POSSESS ZOOM FUNCTIONALITY"
Lone Glove- "IT IS A RED GLOVE"
Snail Scale- "I HAVE NO NEED FOR IT"
Goop Canister- "DISGUSTING FILTH JUNK"
Toy Cobra- "I DO NOT PLAY"
Crocodile Toy- "I CANNOT COMPREHEND CHILDHOOD JOY"
Broken Terrarium- "DESTROYED. HA HA"
Odd Radio- "MY LOGIC FEELS FUNNY"
Broken Hairdryer- "NONFUNCTIONAL"
Mad Scientist Lab- "BROTHER! WHAT HAS DRIVEN YOU MAD!"
Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "A FIX FOR BRAVERY PERFORMANCE ISSUES"
Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "LARGE UPGRADE"
Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "SMALL UPGRADE"
Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "SPECTACLE INDUCING CRYSTALS"
Steeped Lunar Essence- "MOON-POWERED ORGANIC REFURBISHER"
Totally Normal Root- "DIMINUTIVE WOOD BASED LIFE FORM"
Totally Normal Sapling- "A GROWING HORROR"
Bat Decoration- "ACCESSORY FOR HORRIFIC TREE"
Crow Decoration- "FLESHLESS FLESHSACK"
Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "A FAKE FLESHSACK USED FOR DECORATION"
Ghost Decoration- "ERROR: DOES NOT FUNCTION IN INVENTORY"
Spider Decoration- "NEEDS HANGING TO INDUCE HORROR"
Tentacle Decoration- "NEEDS TREE TO PERFORM DECORATING TASKS"
Bats coming out of tree- "WARNING: VISUAL COMPONENTS MALFUNCTIONING"
Drinking bravery potion- "FLYING FLESHLINGS NO LONGER ACTIVATE FEAR UNITS"
Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "INEFFECTIVE RESULT"

Winter's Feast

Gift Wrap- "I AM THE SUPERIOR GIFT GIVER"
Gift- "MINIONS. ARE YOU FINALLY RECOGNIZING MY NATURAL EMINENCE?"
Festive Tree Planter- "MY MINIONS HAVE PROMISED IT WILL GROW A SPECIAL TREE"
Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "WAS THAT PART OF THE FEAST RITUAL, MINIONS?"
Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "I AWAIT THE SPECIAL TREE. WILL IT ENSLAVE HUMANITY?"
Winter's Feast Tree- "COMMENCE CHEWING PROTOCOLS"
Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "RECOMPENSE FOR YOUR HUMAN TREE LIES"
Gingerbread Cookie- "WHERE ARE THE ROBOT-SHAPED CONFECTIONS"
Eternal Fruitcake- "THIS ENERGY SLAB IS STRONG AND EFFICIENT"
Sugar Cookie- "FLESHLINGS LOVE SHAPING FOOD LIKE NON-FOOD"
Candy Cane- "A ROD OF CONCENTRATED SUGAR FUEL"
Chocolate Log Cake- "THE ORGANICS SHAPED THIS ONE LIKE A LOG"
Plum Pudding- "I REQUIRE MORE TREATS"
Apple Cider- "DELICIOUS OBLITERATED APPLES"
Hot Cocoa- "ARE MY INSIDES LIQUID PROOF"
Heavenly Eggnog- "EGG JUICE TO POUR DOWN YOUR FOOD HATCH"
Festive Bauble- "WHAT OBSERVABLE APPEAL IS THERE IN FRAGILITY?"
Festive Light- "WE ARE DECORATING WITH ROBOT GUTS"
Magnificent Adornment- "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS RITUAL"
Champion Adornment- "REDUNDANT FLESHLING ORNAMENTATION"
Appeasing Adornment- "THIS FLESHLING IS NOT COMPOSED OF FLESH"
Masonry Oven- "WELCOME, BROTHER"
Masonry Oven (cooking)- "THE FLAVORS ARE LOADING"
Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "96%... 97%... 98%..."
Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "THE PROCESS IS COMPLETE"
Winter's Feast Table- "IT HAS BEEN DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR FEASTING"
Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "ROBOTS EAT FIRST"
Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "INCORRECT FOODSTUFF"
Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "IT HAS BEEN INCINERATED"
Merry Berrysauce- "PRE-MASHED FOR EFFICIENT DIGESTION"
Bibingka- "THE PLATE SEEMS REDUNDANT"
Cabbage Rolls- "THE FLESHLINGS ENJOY WRAPPING FOOD IN OTHER FOOD"
Festive Fish Dish- "DETECTING HIGH AMOUNTS OF... UGH... "CHEER"..."
Good Gravy- "IT WILL LUBRICATE THE PATH TO MY STOMACH"
Latkes- "FLESHLINGS ENJOY POTATOES IN MANY FORMS"
Lutefisk- "IT SMELLS STRONGLY OF CHEMICALS. I LIKE IT"
Mulled Punch- "HOT SPICED FUEL"
Panettone- "ENHANCED BREAD"
Pavlova- "THE TEXTURE IS DIFFICULT TO CLASSIFY"
Pickled Herring- "PRESERVED FISH FLESH"
Polish Cookies- "PROCEEDING TO CLEAR COOKIES"
Pumpkin Pie- "THE SWEET PUMPKIN MUSH FUELS ME"
Roasted Turkey- "I WILL FEAST ON THE DEAD BIRD FLESH"
Stuffing- "I ENJOY THESE SMALL BREAD CHUNKS"
Sweet Potato Casserole- "ERROR: NOT POTATO"
Tamales- "YES. I WILL EAT THEM ALL"
Tourtiere- "IT'S A DELICIOUS FLESH PIE"
Gingerbread Pig- "HA HA. IT IS A MOCKERY OF LIFE"
Gingerbread Pig House- "I HAVE AN IRRESISTIBLE URGE TO STOMP ON IT"
Gingerbread Varg- "I'D RATHER NOT HAVE MY GEARS GUNKED UP WITH ICING"
Cookie Crumbles- "THEY ARE NOT BUILT TO LAST"
Holiday Cheer- "IT REEKS OF FESTIVITY"
Eating Holiday Cheer- "TRACE AMOUNTS OF SHADOW MAGIC DETECTED"
Eating without feasting- "I SHOULD FEED MY MINIONS"
Feasting- "WHAT IS THIS... FEELING?"
Feasting buff- "WHAT IS THIS... FEELING?"
Feasting buff wearing off- "NEARLY EXPERIENCED AN EMOTION... NEED TO RECALIBRATE"

Lunar New Year

Red Pouch- "REVEAL YOUR CONTENTS TO ME, POUCH"
Lucky Gold Nugget- "PRECIOUS, LUCKY METAL"
Red Firecrackers- "CHAOS IN STICK FORM"
Red Lantern- "A LUCKY GLOWBOX"
Lucky Fan- "CIRCUIT COOLING SYSTEM"
Lucky Beast Head- "I AM THE HEAD. YOU WILL FOLLOW ME"
Lucky Beast Body- "FOR MY MINIONS TO WEAR"
Lucky Beast Tail- "BAD MINIONS GET THIS PIECE"
Floating Lantern- "GET OUT OF THE WATER BROTHER, IT'S UNSAFE!"
Dappled and Golden Koi- "THIS ORGANIC COULDN'T DECIDE ON A COLOR"

Gobbler

Gobbler Shrine- "INSERT OFFERING HERE"
Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "NONFUNCTIONAL"
Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "YOU LOSE"

Varg

Varg Shrine- "IT BEGINS"
Varg Shrine (empty)- "INSERT FLAMES HERE"
Varg Shrine (burnt)- "YOU LOSE"
Lucky Whistle- "ERROR: FREQUENCY OUT OF RANGE"
Clay Hound- ">CMD [/SIT]"
Clay Hound (statue)- "THIS DOG IS IMMOBILE"
Clay Varg- "YOU WILL BE DESTROYED"
Clay Varg (statue)- "IT IS NOT SO FEARSOME"
File:Varg Sketch.pngHound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "USELESS PAPER FOR MAKING USELESS SCULPTURES"
Hound Figure- "THIS IS A TROPHY TO CELEBRATE MY GREATNESS"
Varg Figure- "A GOOD ORGANIC SPECIES. IT OBEYS ITS MASTER"

Pig King

Pig Shrine- "NONFLESH TRIBUTE TO FLESHSACK"
Pig Shrine (empty)- "REQUIRES MEATFUEL TO ACTIVATE"
Pig Shrine (burnt)- "YOU LOSE"
Tribute Roast- "FANCY FOODFUEL"
Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "FOODFUEL FOR OTHER FLESHSACKS"
Fish Heads on a Stick- "BASIC FOODFUEL"
Golden Belt- "ONE GAME TOKEN"
Clout Snout- "PAYS FOR A FLESHSACK WEAPON"
Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "IT HAS A FILTHY HABIT OF HITTING ME"
Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "A FLESHSACK FIREWALL FOR GOLD"
Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "A BRANCH OF PIG FLESHSACK ROOT DIRECTORY"
Elite Pig (Wade)- "ENEMY FLESHSACK"
Can't play game (too late)- "WARNING: NIGHT APPROACHING"
Can't play game (area not empty)- "ERROR: GROUND REQUIRES DISKCLEANUP"
Can't play game (danger)- "WARNING: DANGER DETECTED"

Carrat

Carrat Shrine- "FULLY FUNCTIONAL"
Carrat Shrine (empty)- "REQUIRES OFFERING OF VEGETABLE SOURCE CODE"
Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "DEACTIVATED"
Starting Point Kit- "RACE INITIATOR"
Starting Point- "WE WILL SEE WHICH ORGANIC IS SUPERIOR"
Finish Line Kit- "RACE TERMINATOR"
Finish Line- "MY SMALL ORGANIC MINION WILL WIN"
Finish Line (burnt)- "RACE.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING"
Finish Line (won)- "VICTORY IS MINE"
Finish Line (lost)- "{winner}'S RACER WAS BETTER CALIBRATED"
Checkpoint Kit- "SYSTEM CHECKPOINT"
Checkpoint- "SYSTEM CHECKPOINT"
Navigation Gym Kit- "NAVIGATION TRAINING COMPONENTS"
Navigation Gym- ""PRACTICE"... HOW ORGANIC"
Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "RECALCULATING ROUTE... RECALCULATING..."
Navigation Gym (burnt)- "UTTERLY DESTROYED"
Reflex Gym Kit- "REACTION TRAINING COMPONENTS"
Reflex Gym- "TO IMPROVE PROCESSING SPEED"
Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "AWW. HOW PATHETIC"
Reflex Gym (burnt)- "UTTERLY DESTROYED"
Speed Gym Kit- "SPEED TRAINING COMPONENTS"
Speed Gym- "RUN PROGRAM"
Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "I WILL MAKE YOU THE LEAST INFERIOR OF YOUR SPECIES"
Speed Gym (burnt)- "UTTERLY DESTROYED"
Endurance Gym Kit- "STAMINA TRAINING COMPONENTS"
Endurance Gym- "WEAK ORGANICS AND THEIR "STAMINA""
Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "GROW STRONGER, TINY MINION"
Endurance Gym (burnt)- "UTTERLY DESTROYED"
Carrat Scale Kit- "IT MEASURES THE USEFULNESS OF SMALL ORGANIC MINIONS"
Carrat Scale- "THIS WILL PROVIDE USEFUL DATA"
Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "I AM UNDERWHELMED"
Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "IT'S ALL DUE TO MY SUPERIOR TRAINING"
Carrat Scale (burnt)- "NONFUNCTIONAL"
Packet of Seeds- "JUMBLED PLANT SOURCE CODE"
Premium Seed Packet- "SUPPOSEDLY SUPERIOR PLANT SOURCE CODE"
Carrat Figure- "WHEN WILL ONE OF MY UNDERLINGS CARVE A STATUE OF ME?"
Charlie's Carrat- "I DID NOT KNOW THERE WAS AN INORGANIC OPTION. CHEATER"
Can't start race with no participants- "STARTUP POSTPONED UNTIL RACING ORGANICS ARE INSTALLED"
Race starting- "EXECUTE RACE PROGRAM"
Carrat is sleeping- "ENTERING REST MODE? NOW?"
Carrat is stunned- "THE ORGANIC SEEMS TO BE MALFUNCTIONING"
Carrat going wrong way-
- "ERROR: COURSE CORRECTION NEEDED"
- "THAT IS THE INCORRECT DIRECTION"
Carrat is slow- "RUNTIME ERROR DETECTED"
Carrat is exhausted- "THIS ORGANIC IS NEARLY EXPIRED"
Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
- "THIS ORGANIC HAS ALREADY BEEN CLAIMED"
- "ERROR: INCORRECT CARRAT"

Beefalo

Beefalo Shrine- "FULLY FUNCTIONAL"
Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "REQUIRES HAIRY OFFERING"
Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "DELETED"
Sewing Machine (held)- "HAIRY MINION COSTUME FABRICATOR"
Sewing Machine- "HAIRY MINION COSTUME FABRICATOR"
Judge's Booth (held)- "COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION"
Judge's Booth- "YOU WILL NAME ME THE WINNER, FLESHLING"
Beefalo Stage (held)- "CONSTRUCTION REQUIRED"
Beefalo Stage- "HAIRY MINION INSPECTION ZONE"
Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "DATA INCOMPLETE, MUST ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL FASHION SCRAPS"
Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "I WILL TAKE IT TO THE FLESHLING JUDGE FOR ANALYSIS"
Beefalo Dolls- "WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE"
()Warrior Costume Pattern- "EXCELLENT. THIS WILL DO NICELY"
()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "A DISARMING APPEARANCE COULD BE USEFUL"
()Festive Costume Pattern- "FRIVOLOUS"
()Flowery Costume Pattern- "DISGUSTING"
()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "THERE WILL STILL BE ORGANIC COMPONENTS INSIDE, BUT IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT"
()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "IT WOULD BE BENEFICIAL TO HAVE A MINION THAT CAN WITHSTAND COLD TEMPERATURES"
()Formal Costume Pattern- "I DOUBT IT WILL MAKE THE HAIRY FLESHSACK LOOK MORE DIGNIFIED"
()Victorian Costume Pattern- "IT IS OUTDATED"
()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "INFERIOR BEINGS MUST RELY ON LUCK"
Beefalo Figure- "AN IMPROVEMENT ON THE FLESHY ORIGINAL"
Calling beefalo- "TO ME, MINION!"
Can't build stage too far- "REQUIRES CLOSER PROXIMITY TO JUDGING STRUCTURE"
Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "BEEFALO REQUIRED. RUN BELL.EXE TO TAME BEEFALO"
Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "THE FOOLISH BEAST IS TOO FAR AWAY"
Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "IT IS RESTRAINED"
Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "IT HAS TOO MANY FEELINGS TO RESTRAIN"
Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING"
Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "HOW DARE YOU START THE COMPETITION WITHOUT ME"
Failed to start contest (generic)- "YOU CAN NEVER RELY ON FLESHLINGS TO DO THEIR JOB"
Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "WHERE IS HE HIDING"
Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "PRIORITIZE MY REQUEST, USELESS FLESHLING!"
Learned new costume pattern- "NEW DATA ACQUIRED"
Costume pattern already known- "THIS PATTERN ALREADY EXISTS IN MY DATABANK"

Catcoon

Catcoon Shrine- "FULLY FUNCTIONAL"
Catcoon Shrine (empty)- "REQUIRES SOMETHING TO FUNCTION"
Catcoon Shrine (burnt)- "TURNED OFF"
Kitcoon Nursery Kit- "YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HIDE FROM THE MECHANICAL UPRISING"
Kitcoon Nursery- "FLESHLING SPAWNER"
Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek)- "THEY ARE UNDERTAKING A MEANINGLESS ACTIVITY"
Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek, time almost up)- "THE FLESHLINGS MUST BE FOUND AND ELIMINATED SOON"
Kitcoon Nursery (burnt)- "THIS BRINGS ME JOY"
Wind-up Mouse Toy- "THE BEST TOYS REQUIRE MECHANICAL PARTS. IT IS NO COINCIDENCE"
Kit Collar- "WHY BOTHER ASSIGNING A DESIGNATION TO A USELESS FLESH CREATURE"
Gobbler Wobbler Kit- "THE TOOLS TO CONSTRUCT A MEANINGLESS DIVERSION"
Gobbler Wobbler- "THIS DOES NOT ENTERTAIN ME"
Gobbler Wobbler (burnt)- "NOW I AM ENTERTAINED. HA. HA."
Kit Teaser Kit- "THE TOOLS TO CONSTRUCT A MEANINGLESS DIVERSION"
Kit Teaser- "FLESHLINGS ARE SIMPLE CREATURES"
Kit Teaser (burnt)- "HA. HA."
Kitcoon Figure- "THE URGE TO TOPPLE IT OVERWHELMS MY SYSTEMS"
Catcoon Figure- "A CLEAR IMPROVEMENT OVER ITS FLESHY COUNTERPART"
Kitcoon (forest, savanna, deciduous, and grassy)- "CLAWS OUT"
Kitcoon (marsh, rocky, desert, lunar, and festive)- "ITS ATTEMPTING AT IMPROVING ITS HEARING IS PITIFUL"
Ticoon- "YOU WILL DISCLOSE THE LOCATION OF YOUR PEERS IMMEDIATELY"
Ticoon (abandoned)- "I WILL SUCCEED UTILIZING ONLY MY TACTICS AND RESEARCH"
Ticoon (found Kitcoon)- "THAT VICTORY WAS ENTIRELY MY FAULT, DO NOT TAKE CREDIT"
Ticoon (lost trail)- "MY VICTORY WAS TAKEN AWAY FROM ME"
Ticoon (Kitcoon nearby)- "THE FLESHLING IS NOT DISTANT. CONCENTRATE"
Ticoon (tracking)- "THEY WILL LEAD ME TO MY VICTORY"
Ticoon (tracking for someone else)- "I MUST FIND THE FLESHLINGS FASTER THAN THEM"
Ticoon (no Kitcoons)- "THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF FLESHLINGS IN THE AREA"
Ticoon (Kitcoons too far)- "FLESHLING DISTANCE EXCEEDS SMELL DETECTION BOUNDARIES"
Ticoon (announce, abandoned)- "I DONT NEED THE HELP OF AN INFERIOR BEING TO COMPLETE THIS TASK"
Ticoon (announce, dead)- "THE FOOLISH FLESHLING WENT AND DIED"
Ticoon (announce, get leader attention)- "THEY ARE ATTEMPTING TO SECURE MY ATTENTION"
Ticoon (announce, lost kitcoon)- "SOMEONE ELSE TOOK IT FROM ME. THEY WILL PAY"
Ticoon (announce, near kitcoon)- "LOCATING NEARBY FLESHLING. STATUS: CONFIRMED"
Ticoon (announce, nothing to track)- "THEY CANNOT LOCATE FLESHLING TRACKS. USELESS"
Ticoon (announce, start tracking)- "THIS INFERIOR CREATURE WILL LEAD US TO THE OTHERS"
Ticoon (announce, waiting for leader)- "THEY ARE AWAITING MY PRESENCE BEFORE PROCEEDING. GOOD"
Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "FOOL. YOUR APPENDAGE GAVE YOU AWAY"
Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "INFERIOR LIFE FORM DETECTED"
Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "AN UPGRADE TO YOUR HIDING MODULE IS REQUIRED"
Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "FLESHLINGS STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST MY SUPERIOR TACTICS"
Playing hide-and-seek (found, last one)- "I AM UNDEFEATED"
Playing hide-and-seek (found, last one team)- "WE HAVE SUCCEEDED SOLELY BECAUSE OF MY UNPARALLELED POWER"
Playing hide-and-seek (found, one more)- "ONE MORE FLESHLING LEFT BEFORE MY TASK IS COMPLETE"
Playing hide-and-seek (losegame)- "THE HIDE AND SEEK ACTIVITY HAS BEEN SUCCESFULLY CLOSED"
Playing hide-and-seek (time alomost up)- "THE HIDE AND SEEK ACTIVITY WILL TERMINATE SHORTLY"
Playing hide-and-seek (too far)- "WARNING: EXITING FLESHLING'S AREA OF ACTIVITY"
Playing hide-and-seek (too far, return)- "RE-ENTERING AREA OF ACTIVITY. LOCATING FLESHLINGS"
Playing hide-and-seek (join)- "I WILL JOIN THIS ACTIVITY AND SHOWCASE MY CLEAR SUPERIORITY"
Playing hide-and-seek (start)- "COMMENCING SEARCH FUNCTION"
Playing hide-and-seek (not enough hiders)- "NOT ENOUGH FLESHLINGS WILLING TO HIDE FROM MY POWER"
Playing hide-and-seek (not enough hiding spots)- "NOT ENOUGH LOCATIONS TO HIDE FROM MY POWER"
Playing hide-and-seek (one game per day)- "THEY NEED TO RECHARGE"
Kitcoon found in the wild- "FLESHLING LOCATED OUTSIDE OF HIDING LOCATION"

Bunnyman

Bunnyman Shrine- "FULLY FUNCTIONAL"
Bunnyman Shrine (empty)- "REQUIRES VEGETABLE OFFERING"
Bunnyman Shrine (burnt)- "DELETED"
Cozy Bunnyman- "WHO LET YOU OUT"
Hare Ball- "IT IS TECHNICALLY EDIBLE"
Pillow Fight Pit Kit- "ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Pillow Fight Bell- "FIGHT FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT"
Pillow Fight Bell(Playing)- "LET THEM FIGHT"
Glove of Challenge- "VIOLENCE INITIATOR"
Flowery Pillow / Flowery Pillow Armor- "FLOWERS ARE AN INEFFECTIVE CHOICE FOR ARMOR"
Kelp-Stuffed Pillow / Kelpy Pillow Armor- "WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS. IT WAS THE GREEN ONE, WASN'T IT"
Beefalo Wool Pillow / Beefalo Pillow Armor- "EXTRUDED BEEFALO DISGUSTINGNESS... IN A BAG"
Steel Wool Pillow / Steel Wool Pillow Armor- "THE ADDITION OF METAL HAS IMPROVED IT SUBSTANTIALLY"
Bunny Roll- "NO TRACE OF RABBIT DETECTED. DISAPPOINTING"
Moon Cake- "THE MOON IS DELICIOUS"
Moon Jelly- "THE MOON JELLY IS MINE"
Skewered Puffs- "SWEET EMPTY CALORIES"
Short Rabbit Lamp Kit / Tall Rabbit Lamp Kit- "I WILL FIND A SUITABLE LOCATION FOR IT"
Short Rabbit Lamp / Tall Rabbit Lamp- "RABBIT-SHAPED LIGHT SOURCE"
Short Rabbit Lamp / Tall Rabbit Lamp (out)- "LIGHT DEACTIVATED"
Nightcap- "IT KEEPS THE PROCESSOR WARM"
Bunnyman Figure- "THEY'RE SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THEY'RE NOT MOVING"
Can't start fight (no pillow)- "ERROR: PILLOW REQUIRED FOR COMBAT"

Dragonfly

Dragonfly Shrine- "FULLY ACTIVATED"
Dragonfly Shrine (empty)- "INSERT CHARCOAL TO BEGIN"
Dragonfly Shrine (burnt)- "DELETED"
Decked-Out Dragonfly Boat Kit- "A HORRIBLE BOAT WITH ITS HORRIBLE ACCESORIES"
Dragonfly Boat Kit- "UGH. ANOTHER HORRIBLE BOAT"
Scaled Plank- "ABSOLUTELY NOT"
Dragonfly Wing Mast Kit- "FOR BUILDING A HATEFUL MAST"
Dragonfly Wing Mast- "EVEN THE ADDITION OF METALLIC COMPONENTS WON'T MAKE ME LIKE IT"
Dragonfly Light Kit- "LIGHT-PRODUCING MAST UPGRADE"
Dragonfly Light- "IT WAS MADE TO RESEMBLE AN ORGANIC. TRAGIC"
Claw Anchor Kit- "FOR BUILDING A RIDICULOUS ANCHOR"
Claw Anchor- "BETTER YOU IN THE WATER THAN ME"
Dragonfly Boat Wheel Kit- "FOR BUILDING AN AWFUL STEERING WHEEL"
Dragonfly Boat Wheel- "I WILL STEER STRAIGHT BACK TO SHORE"
Fanged Bumper Kit- "FOR BUILDING AN... ACCEPTABLE BUMPER"
Fanged Bumper- "I FEEL BETTER WHEN I'M SURROUNDED BY POINTED OBJECTS"
Claw Oar- "SOMEONE ELSE CAN PADDLE"
Start Tower Kit- "I WOULD RATHER DO ANYTHING ELSE"
Start Tower- "WHERE THE MISERY BEGINS"
Race Checkpoint Kit- "DO I HAVE TO"
Race Checkpoint- "A WRETCHED CHECKPOINT FOR THE STUPID RACE"
Golden Buoy Kit / Golden Buoy / Thorny Buoy- "AVOID! AVOID!!"
Charlie's Racer- "COMPETITOR DETECTED"
Broodling Spectator- "DO YOU FIND THIS AMUSING, YOU FLYING FLESHBAG?"
Start Tower Figure- "I HATE BOAT RACES"
Can't start race (no boats)- "ERROR: CLOSER PROXIMITY TO START POINT REQUIRED"
Can't start race (no checkpoints)- "ERROR: UNABLE TO START RACE, NO CHECKPOINTS FOUND"
Can't start race (no enough boats)- "INSUFFICIENT SPACE: CLEAR AREA AROUND START TOWER"

The Forge

Battlemaster Pugna- "YOU ARE UNFIT TO RULE"
Pit Pig- "LOOK AT IT. IT IS PUNY"
Crocommander- "I WILL KILL YOU FIRST"
Snortoise- "I AM THE SUPERIOR METAL BEING"
Scorpeon- "ITS ACID CORRODES METAL"
Boarilla- "BRUTISH AND STUPID"
Grand Forge Boarrior- "YOU ARE STRONG, BUT STILL ORGANIC"
Rhinocebro- "YOU CORRUPT THAT MACHINE ON YOUR HORN!"
Infernal Swineclops- "STILL A WEAK FLESHLING UNDERNEATH THAT ARMOR"
Ancient Gateway (off)- "IT IS INACTIVE"
Ancient Gateway (on)- "READY FOR TRANSPORT"
Ancient Anchor (empty)- "NO POWER"
Ancient Anchor (key)- "EXCELLENT"
Forge Portal- "IT'S AN ENEMY MANUFACTURER"
Battle Standard- "DESTROY THE ENEMY UPGRADER"
Baby Spider- "HOW WILL MINISCULE, SQUISHABLE SPIDERS HELP US"
Magma Golem- "IT IS A MINION FOR MY MINIONS"
Living Staff- "KEEP ME IN MINT CONDITION, MINIONS"
Infernal Staff- "IT IS USELESS TO ME"
Petrifying Tome- "READING IS NOT VERY EVIL"
Tome of Beckoning- "A BOOK IS NOT A WEAPON"
Forging Hammer- "I WILL SMASH ALL WHO OPPOSE ME"
Pith Pike- "AN EXCELLENT TOOL OF TERMINATION"
Spiral Spear- "I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING"
Riled Lucy- "I HAVE NO USE FOR YOU, AXE"
Blacksmith's Edge- "I WILL USE IT BETTER THAN ANYONE"
Darts- "A PITIFUL WEAPON"
Molten Darts- "AN INFERIOR WEAPON"
Hearthsfire Crystals- "I AM NOT COMPATIBLE WITH THAT INTERFACE"
Reed Tunic- "PATHETIC"
Feathered Reed Tunic- "I HAVE NO USE FOR THAT"
Wood Armor- "IT IS ONLY BARELY SUFFICIENT"
Jagged Wood Armor- "I WILL BE POWERFUL"
Silken Wood Armor- "INITIATING OVERCLOCK PROCEDURE"
Stone Splint Mail- "A SUITABLE SUIT OF ARMOR"
Steadfast Stone Armor- "DETECTING: CHASSIS UPGRADE"
Grand Armor- "ARMOR FOR MY IRON CASING"
Barbed Helm- "IT WILL MAKE ME STRONGER"
Nox Helm- "YES. I LIKE THIS"
Resplendent Nox Helm- "CLEARLY I SHOULD WEAR IT"
Feathered Wreath- "IMPROVED RUNTIME"
Crystal Tiara- "IT IS A COOLING UPGRADE"
Clairvoyant Crown- "I AM NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT"
Woven Garland- "A PATHETIC ORGANIC HAT"
Flower Headband- "SURRENDER YOUR POWER TO ME, PLANT"
Blossomed Wreath- "ENHANCED COOLING SYSTEMS"
Started revival- "YOU ARE STILL USEFUL, FLESHLING"
Finished revival- "GO FORTH, MINION"
Revived- "BACK ONLINE"
Refusing inappropriate weapon- "ERROR: INFERIOR WEAPON"

The Gorge

Mumsy- "IT'S EVEN MORE REPULSIVE THAN HUMANS"
Billy- "THIS GOAT IS IN BETA"
Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm and Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "FISH BASED BARTERER"
Swamp Pig Elder- "THIS LARGE SWINE COMMANDS THE SMALLER ONES"
Swamp Pig Elder (sleeping)- "IT'S IN SLEEPMODE"
Swamp Pig- "JOY. A NEW FLAVOR OF HORRIBLE ORGANIC"
Old Beefalo- "ANTIQUATED MANURE MACHINE"
Pigeon- "THIS ORGANIC IS EXTRA FILTHY"
Pigeon (sleeping)- "IT'S IN SLEEPMODE"
Pigeon (dead)- "NO LONGER FUNCTIONAL"
Pebble Crab- "IT'S LIKE A ROCK, BUT ALIVE AND WORSE"
Berry Bush- "ENERGY PACKETS NO LONGER PRESENT"
Fern- "DEFENSELESS PLANT FOOD"
Mushroom- "EDIBILITY CONFIRMED"
Mushroom (picked)- "LIFEFORM GROWTH RATE SUBOPTIMAL FOR MY NEEDS"
Rotten Crop- "IT ROTS LIKE ALL ORGANICS"
Sapling- "IT HAS ALREADY BEEN HARVESTED"
Spotty Shrub- "GIVE ME YOUR FOOD, SHRUB"
Spotty Shrub (picked)- "I WOULD TAKE MORE FROM IT IF I COULD"
Sugarwood Tree- "A HIDEOUS PINK TREE"
Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "THE SOURCE OF PLANT COOLANT HAS BEEN DESTROYED"
Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "I DEMAND YOU FILL UP FASTER"
Sugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "IT IS TIME TO REMOVE THE BUCKET"
Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "TINY BIOLOGICAL UNITS HAVE FOILED COOLANT COLLECTION"
Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "TRUNK HAS SUSTAINED DAMAGE"
Ivy- "INVADING ORGANIC LIFEFORMS!"
The Altar of Gnaw- "IT WISHES TO CONSUME"
The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "IT IS CURRENTLY REFUELING"
Ancient Gateway- "IT DID NOT FUNCTION AS I HAD HOPED"
Beast of Hunger (1)- "IT IS A HIDEOUS GOAT STATUE"
Beast of Hunger (2)- "ENEMY FLESHSACK"
Broken Carriage- "NONFUNCTIONING MOBILITY CHASSIS"
Dilapidated Cathedral- "ERROR 404: CATHEDRAL NOT FOUND"
Dilapidated Chimney (1 and 2)- "FIREPLACE NO LONGER COMFORTING"
Dilapidated Clocktower- "DAMAGED BRICK COMPUTER TOWER"
Dilapidated Door- "ERROR: INVALID PATHWAY"
Dilapidated House-
- "LIKELY REASON FOR ABANDONMENT: ANNIHILATION"
- "VILLAGE HAS BEEN ABANDONED"
- "EVIDENCE OF DIVINE WRATH"
Dilapidated Roof- "ROOF NO LONGER FUNCTIONS"
Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "USELESS ORGANIC DECORATION"
Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "YOUR MONUMENTS DO NOT UNDO DEATH"
Worn Pig House- "HA HA. THEIR HOUSES ARE TERRIBLE"
House Rubble- "THE DESTROYED DWELLING OF AN ORGANIC"
Iron Fence- "DECORATIVE SHARP OBJECT"
Locked Iron Gate- "REQUIRES A PASSKEY"
Iron Gate- "PARKING ACCESS: GRANTED"
Mealing Stone- "I AM GOOD AT CRUSHING"
Park Fountain- "THANK GOODNESS. IT IS BROKEN"
Post- "LOG POST"
Queen Beast and Stone Pillar- "EXCESSIVE ORNAMENTATION"
Rundown House- "IT IS BARELY STANDING"
Safe- "IT HAS BEEN UNLOCKED. THE MYSTERY IS GONE"
Locked Safe- "A MYSTERIOUSLY LOCKED CUBE"
Sammy's Wagon- "CONTAINER FOR GOODS"
Pipton's Cart- "THERE ARE GOODS WITHIN"
Salt Pond- "EVIL CORROSIVE WATER"
Streetlight- "A POTENTIAL ALLY AGAINST THE ORGANICS"
Small Streetlight- "AN ADOLESCENT METAL MACHINE"
Smashed Clock- "NONFUNTIONING TIME ACCESSORY"
Urn- "I AM INCAPABLE OF EMPATHY"
Wrecked Bicycle- "NONFUNCTIONING TWO WHEELED TRANSPORTATION"
Pot Hanger (held)- "MINIONS. CONSTRUCT THIS"
Pot Hanger- "ASSEMBLED COOKING COMPONENT"
Oven (held)- "THIS ROBOT HAS NOT BEEN BUILT YET"
Oven- "I ADMIRE THIS ROBOT'S LARGE FIRE MOUTH"
Small Grill (held)- "SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Small Grill- "INADEQUATE MEMORY SLOTS"
Large Grill (held)- "SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Large Grill- "ADDING FIRE TO FOOD INCREASES ITS VALUE"
Cookpot- "THIS POT HAS INADEQUATE MEMORY SIZE"
Large Cookpot- "THIS POT HAS AN ACCEPTABLE MEMORY SIZE"
Small Casserole Dish- "ITS MEMORY SLOTS REQUIRE UPGRADE"
Large Casserole Dish- "FOR ASSEMBLING A MISHMASH"
Syrup Pot- "REQUIRES SUCROSE AND FIRE TO CONSTRUCT MORE SUCROSE"
Salt Rack (held)- "SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Salt Rack- "WATER CONTACT SUCCESSFULLY AVOIDED"
Salt Rack (ready)- "CAUTION: AVOID SPLASHING LIQUID ON CIRCUITS"
Crab Trap- "ENTRAPS BIOLOGICAL ROCKS"
Hoe- "TILLING ADDON ACQUIRED"
Slaughter Tools- "FOR DISASSEMBLING BIOLOGICAL LIFEFORMS"
Tree Tapping Kit- "FOR SIPHONING COOLANT FROM THE TREES"
Key- "PASSKEY FOR LOCKED CUBE"
Iron Key- "PASSKEY FOR METAL GATE"
Ancient Key- "PASSKEY FOR GATEWAY LINK"
All Seed Packet types- "UNIDENTIFIED LIFEPODS"
All Seed types- "IT'S SOURCE CODE FOR FOOD THAT COMES FROM THE DIRT"
Salmon- "FLOOPY WATER CREATURE"
Cooked Salmon- "ITS WEAKNESS IS FIRE"
Crab Meat- "MEAT FROM THE ROCK CREATURE"
Cooked Crab Meat- "DELICIOUS ROCK MEAT"
Cooked Foliage- "THIS IS NOT A GOOD MEAL"
Mushroom (item)- "UGLY FUNGUS"
Cooked Mushroom- "
Garlic- "I FILL MY MOUTH CAVITY WITH THEM TO REPEL HUMANS"
Roast Garlic- "IT IS COOKED NOW"
Onion- "IT HAS LAYERS"
Roast Onion- "ALL THE LAYERS HAVE BEEN COOKED"
Potato- "I FEEL KINSHIP WITH THIS STRANGE ROOT"
Roast Potato- "YOU WILL BE DELICIOUS, STRANGE ROOT"
Toma Root- "IT WOULD CRUSH EASILY IN MY HAND"
Roast Toma Root- "WE COOKED IT"
Turnip- "IT'S A DUMB TURNIP"
Roast Turnip- "IT IS COOKED EVENLY THROUGHOUT"
Wheat- "GRAIN DETECTED"
Flour- "HA HA, THE WHEAT HAS BEEN CRUSHED"
Goat Milk- "LACTOSE ENERGY PACKET"
Salt Crystals- "CAN BE GROUND INTO SALT"
Salt- "BAD FOR CIRCUITRY"
Sap- "DELICIOUS PLANT COOLANT"
Ruined Sap- "USELESS STICKINESS"
Syrup- "CONTAINS HIGH LEVELS OF STICKINESS"
Spotty Sprig- "I WILL CRUSH YOU"
Spot Spice- "YOU HAVE BEEN CRUSHED, SPRIG"
Old Coin- "A SMALL DENOMINATION OF CURRENCY"
Sapphire Medallion- "I REQUIRE MORE CURRENCY"
Red Mark- "HAVE ACQUIRED MONETARY GAIN"
Gnaw's Favor- "CONTAINS CHARGE POTENTIAL"
Prepared dish- "DEITY SACRIFICE DETECTED"
Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "WARNING: FUEL INCOMPATIBLE WITH DEITY DESIRES"
Prepared dish (matches craving)- "FUEL COMPATIBLE WITH DEITY'S DESIRES"
Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "WARNING: DEITY FUEL IS LOW ON ENERGY"
Burnt Food- "HUMAN ERROR DETECTED"
Silver Plate- "THE DEITY ENJOYS HIGH CONDUCTIVITY MATERIALS"
Silver Bowl- "ITS LUSTER VALUE IS HIGH"
Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "REQUIRES PASSKEY"
Cannot slaughter Old Beefalo (too far)- "STAND STILL AND LET ME KILL YOU"
Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "ERROR: FOOD DOES NOT REQUIRE TWO RECEPTACLES"
Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "ERROR: UNEXPECTED DISH FORMAT"
Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "ERROR: FOODFUEL ALREADY PRESENT"
Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "ERROR: NOT SUITABLE FOODFUEL"
Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "WRONG PASSWORD DETECTED"
Cannot use item (occupied)- "INFERIORS ARE USING IT RIGHT NOW"
Food ruined (bad recipe)- "ERROR: INVALID ORGANIC COMPONENTS"
Food ruined (overcooked)- "IT IS RUINED"
Lost round- "WE LOSE"
Won round- "THE GATE IS NOW FUNCTIONAL"

Midsummer Cawninval

Corvus Goodfeather- "A FLYING MINION MIGHT BE USEFUL"
Crow Kid- "I COULD GATHER AN ARMY OF FLYING MINIONS..."
Cawnival Token- "IT LOOKS A BIT LIKE A COIN"
Prize Ticket- "THE FEATHERED FLESHSACKS SEEM TO ATTACH VALUE TO THIS WORTHLESS PAPER. FOOLS"
Prize Tickets (small stack)- "MY COLLECTION GROWS"
Prize Tickets (large stack)- "THEY'RE MINE! THEY'RE ALL MINE!"
Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, Egg Scramble, Nest Defender, Cuckoo Spinwheel, and Birdhouse Ball Drop Kits- "ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, Egg Scramble, Nest Defender, Cuckoo Spinwheel, and Birdhouse Ball Drop- "ENTRANCE FEE REQUIRED"
Hubbub for Grub (playing)- "BROTHERS AND SISTERS, WHY DO YOU TOIL FOR THEIR AMUSEMENT?"
Hubbub for Grub (trapdoor)- "I DON'T CARE"
Grub- "THESE ARE NOT WORMS. THIS IS PAPER"
Eggs in a Basket (playing)- "STAND BACK ORGANICS, AND WATCH A SUPERIOR ROBOTIC BRAIN AT WORK"
Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor)- "I DON'T CARE"
Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor, playing)- "THIS IS THE ONE. I AM CORRECT"
Egg Scramble (playing)- "EGGS CANNOT RUN. THIS IS FOOLISHNESS"
Scrambling Egg- "STOP. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF"
Nest Defender- "VIOLENCE! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THESE FESTIVITIES WERE MISSING"
Nest Defender (button, playing)- "ACTIVATE CONFETTI PROJECTILE"
Nest Defender (target, playing)- "PREPARE FOR YOUR DESTRUCTION"
Cuckoo Spinwheel (playing)- "I AM SO GOOD AT THIS"
Birdhouse Ball Drop (playing)- "THE BALL WOULD FALL FASTER IF THERE WERE NO OBSTACLES. WHY IS IT LIKE THIS"
Prize Booth (held)- "ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Prize Booth- "GIVE ME MY PRIZE"
Confetti Cannon (held)- "ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Confetti Cannon- "EXPLOSIONS ARE ENTERTAINING. ON THIS WE CAN AGREE"
Confetti Cannon (cooldown)- "IT COULD USE A BIT MORE FIREPOWER"
Cawnival Sapling- "IT IS SMALL AND UGLY"
Cawnival Tree- "IT SEEMS TO ATTRACT THE FEATHERED FLESHSACKS"
Cawnival Tree (level 2)- "MORE FEATHERED FLESHSACK RESULTS IN HIGHER TICKET YIELD AND MORE PRIZES FOR ME"
Cawnival Tree (level 3)- "DECORATING COMPLETE"
Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, and Mini Tower Drop (held)- "ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, and Mini Tower Drop- "I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY TRAPPED THE EGGS"
Midsummer Night Light (held)- "ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Midsummer Night Light- "MINISCULE LIGHT SOURCE"
Miniature Tree (held)- "ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Miniature Tree- "IT IS HARDY AND DOESN'T NEED ANY CARE. MINIONS, LEARN FROM ITS EXAMPLE"
Light Catcher Kit- "ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Light Catcher- "THE METALLIC ADDITION MAKES THE ORGANIC COMPONENT ALMOST TOLERABLE"
Green and Gold Mystery Box- "ITS CONTENTS HAVE BEEN OBFUSCATED"
Cawnival Statuette- "DISAPPOINTING"
Cawnival Statuette (uncommon)- "MEDIOCRE"
Cawnival Statuette (rare)- "ACCEPTABLE"
Seed Clusters- "MEAGER SUSTENANCE"
Corny Slush- "THIS IS COLD SOUP"
Chirpy Scarf- "I PREFER THE MOST MINIMAL AMOUNT OF ORGANIC MATERIAL"
Chirpy Cloak- "DISGUSTINGLY NATURAL"
Chirpy Capelet- "I WILL USE THIS DEAD ORGANIC MATTER FOR HEAT PROTECTION"
Can't activate Cawnival game (already in use)- "WAITING IN QUEUE, CALCULATING TIME REMAINING..."
Can't activate Cawnival game (not token)- "ERROR: INVALID ITEM"
Can't summon Corvus (already here)- "SENSORS INDICATE THE BIRD LEADER IS OVER HERE"
Can't summon Corvus (busy)- "HIS SMALL AVIAN BRAIN IS SO EASILY DISTRACTED"
Can't summon Corvus (not Cawnival time)- "THEY WILL NOT BE MISSED"
Missed in Hubbub for Grub- "I MISSED THAT ON PURPOSE"

Nature - Plants

Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "OBLITERATED."
Pine Cone- "A PORTABLE FIBONACCI SEQUENCER"
Totally Normal Tree- "THE NATURAL WORLD IS AN ALARMING PLACE"
Berry Bush and Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "ORGANICS ARE NOT FIREPROOF"
Spiky Bush (burning)- "THORNS_FLAMMABLE == YES VERY"
Petals- "SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL HAS BEEN DESTROYED. HA."
Dark Petals- "IT WAS UGLY, BUT IT'S BEEN DESTROYED. HA."
Mushroom (picked)- "DESTROYED."
Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "YOU LOSE. GOOD."
Lumpy Sapling- "WHY DO THEY KEEP REPRODUCING?"
Burnt Spiky Bush- "THORNS. BURNT."
Twiggy Tree- "AN EVEN MORE PATHETIC TREE"
Twiggy Tree (stump)- "THE NATURAL WORLD IS OVERRATED"
Twiggy Tree (burning)- "SOON THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT"
Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "YOU LOSE. GOOD."
Twiggy Tree (old)- "PATHETIC"
Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "IT'S TAKING FOREVER TO GROW"
Twiggy Tree Cone- "TWIGGY TREE SOURCE CODE"
Juicy Berry Bush- "BERRY PRODUCTION: OPTIMAL"
Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "IT'S COMPILING"
Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "REQUIRES BIOLOGICAL WASTE"
Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "IT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL IN THE GROUND"
Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "COOLANT REQUIRED"
Marble Sprout- "IS IT ORGANIC OR INORGANIC?"
Marble Shrub- "INFERIORITY ASSESSMENT: INCONCLUSIVE"
Rose- "A REVOLTING SYMBOL OF HUMAN LOVE"
Succulent- "IT'S A PLANT"
Succulent (held)- "IT DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE"
Bull Kelp- "IT THRIVES IN THE OCEAN AND I HATE IT"
Bull Kelp (picked)- "TAKE THAT"
Bull Kelp Stalk- "MINION MOTIVATOR"
Driftwood- "LOG: ON"
Driftwood (stump)- "I DEFEATED IT"
Driftwood (burning)- "YES. IT IS BURNING"
Driftwood (burnt)- "LOG: OFF"
Driftwood Piece- "TREEFRAGMENTED"
Lune Tree- "I HAVE SEEN SO MANY TREES AT THIS POINT"
Lune Tree (stump)- "I DEFEATED IT"
Lune Tree (burning)- "YES. IT IS BURNING"
Lune Tree (burnt)- "IT'S BURNT NOW"
Lune Tree Blossom- "UNIMPRESSED"
Lune Tree Sapling- "IT IS SMALL AND WOULD BE EASY TO DESTROY"
Stone Fruit Bush- "IT IS A PRODUCE PRODUCER"
Stone Fruit Bush (picked)- "IT WILL GROW MORE FOOD FOR ME SOON"
Stone Fruit Bush (barren)- "IT HAS COMPLETELY GIVEN UP"
Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "IT COULD NOT HANDLE THE HEAT"
Stone Fruit Bush (burning)- "YES. IT IS BURNING"
Sprouting Stone Fruit- "GROW FASTER AND FEED ME"
Spiny Bindweed- "HATEFUL"
Binding Roots- "GARDENING IS TERRIBLE"
Farm Plant- "A PLANT"
Farm Plant (burning)- "HA HA... OH WAIT THAT'S MY FOOD"
Farm Plant (full)- "FINALLY"
Farm Plant (full oversized)- "YOUR ATTEMPT TO IMPRESS ME IS NOTED"
Farm Plant (full weed)- "AN IMPOSTER IN MY GARDEN!"
Farm Plant (growing)- "GROW YOU FILTHY ORGANIC"
Farm Plant (rotten)- "DISGUSTING"
Farm Plant (seed)- "THE SOURCE CODE IS SPROUTING"
Farm Plant (happy)- "CONDITIONS: OPTIMAL"
Farm Plant (stressed)- "WHY ARE YOU NOT GROWING AT FULL EFFICIENCY"
Farm Plant (very stressed)- "I'D BE UPSET TOO IF I WERE A FILTHY ORGANIC STUCK IN THE DIRT"
Farm Plant (stressed, killjoys nearby)- "I MUST PURGE THE SURROUNDING AREA OF OBSTACLES FOR OPTIMAL GROWTH"
Farm Plant (stressed, not enough identical plants nearby)- "IT MUST BE ORGANIZED WITH OTHERS OF THIS VARIETY"
Farm Plant (stressed, too many plants nearby)- "I MUST SPACE OUT THE PLANTS, SACRIFICING EFFICIENT USAGE OF SPACE FOR OPTIMAL GROWTH. ILLOGICAL"
Farm Plant (stressed, bad season)- "THIS WEAK ORGANIC CANNOT HANDLE THE CURRENT WEATHER CONDITIONS"
Farm Plant (stressed, not enough water)- "IT NEEDS WATER FOR SOME REASON"
Farm Plant (stressed, poor nutrients)- "SUB-OPTIMAL SOIL DETECTED. NUTRIENTS REQUIRED"
Farm Plant (stressed, left unattended)- "WHAT DO YOU NEED? WHAT DO YOU NEED?!"
Giant Carrots- "AS YOU CAN SEE, MY GARDENING TECHNIQUE PRODUCED SUPERIOR RESULTS"
Giant Corn- "ALL I HAD TO DO WAS THREATEN THE PLANTS A LITTLE"
Giant Pumpkin- "GARDENING IS EASY"
Giant Eggplant- "ENHANCED EGGPLANT"
Giant Durian- "INCREASED IN SIZE AND SMELL"
Giant Pomegranate- "MAXIMUM PLANT OUTPUT"
Giant Dragon Fruit- "IT HAS BEEN SCALED UP"
Giant Watermelon- "I AM THE SUPERIOR GARDENER"
Giant Toma Root- "THE GARDEN HAS REACHED MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY"
Giant Potato- "I AM PROUD OF THIS ONE"
Giant Asparagus- "SUPPOSEDLY RICH IN IRON, THOUGH I DETECT NO METAL WITHIN"
Giant Onion- "LAYERS UPON LAYERS"
Giant Garlic- "INSTILLING FEAR IN YOUR GARDEN PRODUCES SUPERIOR RESULTS"
Giant Pepper- "MORE VEGETABLE FLESH TO CONSUME"
Giant Rotten Crop- "THIS ORGANIC HAS OUTLIVED ITS USEFULNESS"
Great Tree Trunk- "TARGET TOO BIG FOR USUAL HARVESTING METHODS. RECALCULATING..."
Great Tree Root- "IT'S TRYING TO ESCAPE THE WATER"
Mossy Vine- "DANGLING VEGETATION"
Knobbly Tree- "AH. FUEL"
Knobbly Tree Nut- "THERE'S A STUPID TREE STUCK INSIDE"
Above-Average Tree Trunk- "YOU WILL SERVE ME. AS MY GIANT BEACH UMBRELLA"
Banana Bush- "THIS WORLD ALREADY HAS BANANAS INSTALLED. YOU ARE REDUNDANT"
Monkeytails- "IT LOOKS LIKE A PLANT AND AN ANIMAL. IT IS TWICE AS HATEFUL"
Palmcone Tree- "ANOTHER TREE. HOW DISAPPOINTING"
Palmcone Tree Sapling- "IT WILL BE MORE SATISFYING TO KILL IT WHEN IT IS FULLY GROWN"
Palmcone Scale- "HA HA. THE TREE'S PATHETIC ORGANIC ARMOR DIDN'T SAVE IT"
Palmcone Sprout- "TREE SOURCE CODE"
Surprising Seed- "SO SMALL AND VULNERABLE. I SHOULD CRUSH IT"
Planted Surprising Seed- "CONDITIONS: OPTIMAL. WHO DID THIS?"
Planted Surprising Seed (Wrong Tile)- "PATHETIC ORGANIC UNABLE TO SELF-CORRECT PLACEMENT"
Young Sproutrock / Young Gloomthorn (Wrong Season)- "WHAT NOW?"
Sproutrock Sapling / Gloomthorn Sapling- "WHERE SHOULD I PLANT FILTY ORGANIC TO EVENTUALLY DIE?"
Sproutrock- "HATE LEVEL: UNDETERMINED"
Sproutrock Stump- "THE INORGANIC PARTS WILL NEVER DIE"
Geode Fruit- "IT IS HARD TO CLASSIFY AS ORGANIC OR INORGANIC... HOW DISTURBING"
Gloomthorn- "IT DISGUSTS ME IN MULTIPLE WAYS"
Gloomthorn Stump- "STATE: OPTIMAL"
Nightberry- "I HATE LOOKING AT IT"
Cooked Nightberry- "PREFER TO EAT IT LIVE"

Nature - Objects

Marble- "I SHOULD MAKE THE FLESHLINGS BUILD A STATUE OF ME."
Rocks- "FOR REFINING INTO HIGH TECHNOLOGY"
Box Thing- "THAT WOULD PROBABLY BLOW MY CIRCUITS"
Mini Glacier- "REQUIRES AN ICEBREAKER"
Florid Postern- "I CANNOT MAKE IT WORK"
Gigantic Beehive- "PROOF OF BEES' INDUSTRIOUSNESS"
Honey Patch- "SWEET DIRT OOZE"
Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "THERE WILL BE BEES SOON"
Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "USELESS RUBBLE"
Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "THE PURPOSE OF BEAUTY STILL ELUDES ME"
Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "DUMB ORGANIC ORNAMENT"
Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "PATTERN RECOGNITION: FAILED"
Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "DETACHED HEADS UPSET THE FLESHLINGS. HA HA"
Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "INSTALLATION COMPLETE"
Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "IT NEEDS TO CHARGE"
Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "</HEAD>"
Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "FREE HIM!!"
Magma- "THE FOUL MAW CONSUMES FLESH AND STEEL ALIKE"
Rock- "A ROCK. WE'RE SAVED"
Crispy Skeleton- "THE FLESHLING FRIED ITS CIRCUITS"
Marble Statue (Comedy)- "FLESHLINGS HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS"
Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "THE MASK IS THE ONLY GOOD PART OF IT"
Marble Statue (Pawn)- "MARBLE, NOT METAL. INFERIOR"
Marble Statue (Vase)- "HOW INCREDIBLY USELESS"
Meteor and Moon Rock- "A ROCK. FROM THE MOON"
Celestial Orb- "CURRENTLY IDOL"
Celestial Portal- "NETWORKING PORTAL"
Moon Stone (broken)- "USELESS MINERAL PILE DETECTED"
Moon Stone (repaired)- "MOONBASE. AAAAA. MOONBASE!"
Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "IT NEEDS TO CHARGE"
Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "GROUNDED MOON OUTLET"
Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "WRONG"
Moon Rubble- "THE MOON MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE, AND THEREFORE BETTER"
Petrified Evergreen- "LESS ORGANIC. IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT"
Rock Den- "IT'S A MINION HOLE"
Skeleton (all players)- "%s DIED IN A PATHETIC HEAP. IT SEEMS %s WAS THE CAUSE"
Stagehand / Prickly Stagehand- "IT'S HORRIBLE, I HATE IT"
Stagehand / Prickly Stagehand (walking)- "FIVE DIGITS OF TERROR"
Suspicious Marble (rook)- "DON'T MAKE ME CARRY THAT"
Suspicious Marble (knight)- "MENIAL LABOR IS WHAT FLESHLINGS ARE FOR"
Suspicious Marble (bishop)- "MAKE THE VIKING FLESHLING CARRY IT"
Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "IT IS BETTER THIS WAY"
Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "A MAJOR IMPROVEMENT"
Loot Stash- "VALUABLE POTENTIAL: HIGH"
Lake- "EVEN DESERTS ARE NOT SAFE FROM WATER"
Lake (dry)- "DRY LAKES ARE FAR SUPERIOR TO WET ONES"
Cave-in Boulder- "I WILL DESTROY YOU, BOULDER"
Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "THIS BOULDER EVADES DESTRUCTION"
Garden Detritus- "ALL OBSTACLES MUST BE DELETED"
Anenemy- "IT CANNOT HURT ME. IT IS PATHETIC"
Anenemy (closed)- "NICE TRY, ORGANIC SCUM"
Anenemy Trap- "THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR YOUR DECEPTION"
Celestial Altar Base- "I WILL HELP YOU IF YOU WILL BE QUIET"
Celestial Altar Idol- "PLEASE STOP TALKING TO ME"
Celestial Altar Orb- "IT WILL NOT STOP CHATTERING"
Celestial Altar (incomplete)- "ARE MY AUDIO PORTS MALFUNCTIONING?"
Celestial Altar- "GIVE ME THE POWER OF THE MOON"
Inactive Celestial Tribute- "IT REQUIRES A COMPATIBLE DOCKING STATION"
Celestial Tribute- "I AM STILL WAITING FOR MOON POWERS"
Celestial Sanctum Icon- "ANOTHER CHATTERBOX"
Celestial Sanctum Ward- "IT WANTS TO BE REASSEMBLED"
Celestial Sanctum- "FULLY OPERATIONAL"
Celestial Fissure- "IT WHISPERS FORBIDDEN MOON KNOWLEDGE TO ME"
Celestial Fissure (no light)- "MOON HOLE!"
Hot Spring- "IT IS A HATEFUL THING"
Hot Spring (bombed)- "THIS HAS NOT MADE ME LIKE IT MORE"
Hot Spring (glassed over)- "THE HOT SPRING HAS IMPROVED SLIGHTLY"
Hot Spring (empty)- "IT IS MUCH BETTER LIKE THIS"
Inviting Formation- "PLEASE EXECUTE COMMAND: CLEAVE STONE"
Moon Glass- "THIS ROCK IS SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHER ROCKS"
Moon Shard- "DANGEROUSLY SHARP AND BRIGHT PUKE GREEN. I LOVE IT"
Sea Bones- "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LIVING IN THE OCEAN"
Shattered Spider Hole- "EXTRA-HORRIBLE ORGANICS LIVE THERE"
Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (initial)- "HA. IT IS SAD"
Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (upgraded)- "IT IS SLIGHTLY LESS MISERABLE LOOKING"
Hermit Bee Box- "IT IS SHODDILY CRAFTED"
Hermit Bee Box (no honey)- "NOTHING"
Hermit Bee Box (some honey)- "HONEY LEVELS ARE LOW"
Hermit Bee Box (full of honey)- "HONEY LEVELS ARE HIGH"
Hermit Bee Box (burnt)- "ACTIVITY LEVELS AT ZERO"
Hermit Drying Rack- "AS IF I WOULD HELP THAT OLD MEATSACK..."
Hermit Drying Rack (drying)- "MEATSACKS TAKE TIME TO DRY"
Hermit Drying Rack (done)- "PROTEIN DEHYDRATION COMPLETE"
Hermit Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "MEATSACKS WILL NOT DRY IN RAIN"
Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "WETNESS IS TRULY THE WORST"
Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "DEHYDRATION COMPLETE"
Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "STOP MAKING MY THINGS WET, RAIN"
Hermit Drying Rack (burnt)- "MEATSACK MASS IS TOO HIGH FOR DETERIORATED RACK"
Plugged Fissure- "CURRENTLY INACTIVE"
Baritone Shell Bell- "WHAT A HORRIBLE NOISE"
Alto Shell Bell- "I HATE IT"
Soprano Shell Bell- "GO BACK TO THE HORRIBLE WATER WHERE YOU BELONG"
Boat Fragment- "IT'S BEEN OBLITERATED"
Sea Stack- "A HEINOUS OCEAN ROCK"
Salt Formation- "TARGET PRACTICE"
Salt Formation (partially mined)- "IT IS RECONSTRUCTING"
Salt Formation (completely mined)- "IT HAS BEEN TERMINATED"
Salt Crystals- "THIS ROCK HAS PLEASING CUBES"
Ocean Debris- "DISGUSTING"
Wobster Mound- "THE ARMORED ONES DWELL THERE"
Moon Glass Mound- "DEN VERSION 2.0"
Shell Cluster- "I WANT TO BREAK IT"
Sunken Chest (locked)- "WHAT IF WE JUST THROW IT BACK INTO THE OCEAN"
Sunken Chest (unlocked)- "IT SMELLS"
Mysterious Energy- "LOADING..."
Charged Glassy Rock- "FULLY CHARGED"
Charged Glassy Rock (Scrapbook)- "ENERGY DEPLETED"
Infused Moon Shard- "DANGEROUSLY SHARP AND FULLY CHARGED. SUPERB"
Moongleam- "THIS ENERGY IS NOT COMPATIBLE WITH MY CIRCUITS"
Odd Tool/Reticulating Buffer- "ONE OF HIS TOOLS. I SHOULD JUST LEAVE IT"
Weird Tool/Widget Deflubber- "WHY WOULD I HELP HIM"
Strange Tool/Grommet Scriber- "HE CAN COME RETRIEVE IT HIMSELF"
Funky Tool/Conceptual Scrubber- "I COULD BRING IT BACK TO HIM. OR NOT"
Bizarre Tool/Calibrated Perceiver- "THIS MAY BE WHAT HE'S LOOKING FOR. NOT THAT I CARE"
Energetic Static- "MAYBE HE'LL ELECTROCUTE HIMSELF"
Restrained Static- "IT IS CONTAINED"
Lunar Essence Extractor- "THAT MOON POWER SHOULD BE MINE!"
Sea Strider Nest- "CREEPY CRAWLIES DETECTED"
Sea Strider Nest (burnt)- "SPIDER SOURCE NULLIFIED"
Conspicuous Chest- "NEW CHEST VARIABLE DETECTED"
Conspicuous Chest (shimmering)-"CONTAINER LIGHT EMISSION: TRUE"
Conspicuous Chest (burnt)- "WARNING: CHEST HAS BEEN DISABLED"
Moon Quay Pirate Banner- "I WANT A FLAG WITH MY FACE ON IT"
Black Flag- "WHY DOES IT NOT HAVE MY FACE ON IT"
Broken Machinery- "WHERE ARE YOU HIDING OLD MAN"
Monkey Bar- "A PITIFUL STRUCTURE"
Monkey Hut- "THEY THINK THEY CAN LOOK DOWN ON ME?!"
Monkey Hut (burnt)- "TRY LOOKING DOWN ON ME NOW, FLESHSACKS"
Unnatural Portal- "HA HA. THIS PLACE REEKS OF FAILURE"
Stage- "THEATER PROTOCOL STATES I MUST BREAK SOMEONE'S LEG"
Playbill- "PARTS REQUIRED"
Mocking Bird- "I WILL NOT TAKE CRITICISM FROM ORGANICS"
Overgrown Harp Statue- "UGH THERE ARE ORGANISMS ALL OVER IT"
Lunar Rift- "ACCESS DENIED"
Ryftstal- "DETECTING IRREGULAR ENERGY FLUCTUATIONS"
Pure Brilliance- "IT IS... PERFECTION..."
Shadow Rift- "PLANAR ANOMALY DETECTED"
Dreadstone Outcrop- "IF I COULD JUST GET TO THE SOURCE!"
Dreadstone- "IT IS HARD, COLD, AND EVIL. I LOVE IT"
Research Notes- "WHAT IS THIS BABBLE. MAYBE THE OLD MAN HAS FINALLY LOST IT"
Abandoned Junk- "HE JUST LEFT IT HERE. DISCARDED LIKE TRASH"
Scrap- "HELLO MY BEAUTIES"
Junky Fence- "AH. FEELS LIKE HOME"
Junk Pile- "RIPE FOR THE SCAVENGING"
Teetering Junk Pile- "A GIANT PILE OF SCRAP IS JUST WHAT THIS HIDEOUS NATURAL ENVIRONMENT NEEDED"

Nature - Caves

Foilage- "A LIFE HAS ENDED. YAY."
Sinkhole (full)- "CAVE AT CAPACITY"
Exit to Surface (full)- "SURFACE AT CAPACITY"
Bat Cave- "IT'S FULL OF MAMMAL POOP"
Red Mushtree (blooming)- "IT'S POLLUTING THE AIR WITH REPRODUCTIVE SPEWINGS"
Green Mushtree (blooming)- "IT KEEPS PRODUCING POWER AND FLUFF-FILTH"
Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "ORGANICS ARE ALWAYS REPRODUCING THEMSELVES. WHY"
Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "THE ORGANISMS ARE COMPETING"
Mushtree (acid covered)- "THIS FUNGUS STINKS WORSE THAN USUAL"
Red Spore- "BIOLOGICAL AIR POLLUTION"
Green Spore- "ORGANICS CAN'T KEEP THEIR BIOMATTER TO THEMSELVES"
Blue Spore- "DOES IT RUN ON BATTERIES?"
Red, Green, and Blue Spore (held)- "I HAVE CAPTURED IT"
Withered Flower- "HAHAHA DIE DIE DIE DIE"
Mysterious Plant- "THAT PLANT SEEMS SUSPICIOUS"
Fossil Fragment- "PURPOSE: ORGANIC STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY"
Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"
Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "I DO NOT KNOW HOW ORGANICS FIT TOGETHER"
Odd Skeleton (complete)- "THAT LOOKS SERVICEABLE"
Lunar Mushtree- "IT WILL NOT WIN ME OVER WITH ITS WHIMSICAL APPEARANCE"
Lunar Spore- "HOW VILE"
Vitreoasis and Small Vitreoasis- "NOWHERE IS SAFE FROM THE WRETCHED WATER"
Naked Mole Bat Burrow- "A DISGUSTING HOME FOR DISGUSTING VERMIN"
Nightmare Rampart- "HIGH LEVELS OF FOREBODING DETECTED"
Cracked Pillar- "STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY COMPROMISED"
Cracked Pillar (Exposed)- "ERROR: MATERIAL IS TOO DENSE TO DESTROY"
Nitre Formation- "IT GREW, BUT NOT IN A GROSS ORGANIC WAY"
Skeleton (non player)- "A MEATLING WITH NO MEAT. COMICAL"

Nature - Ruins

Relic (broken)- "REQUIRES RECONDITIONING"
Thulecite Fragments- "THESE COULD BE DEFRAGMENTED TO CREATE A BIGGER PIECE"
Ancient Chest- "CURSE REPOSITORY"
Ancient Chest (locked)- "I WILL PASS ITS JUDGMENT EASILY"
Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "ERROR 502"
Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "GATEWAY CHARGING"
Ancient Gateway (activated)- "POWERED ON"
Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "IT WAS A DEATHTRAP ALL ALONG"
Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "COOLDOWN IN PROGRESS"
Ancient Obelisk- "DECODING FAILED"
Ancient Beacon- "THEY LOOK ODD"
Ancient Beacon (active)- "LIGHT SOURCE DETECTED"
Ancient Mural (first)- "IT DEPICTS INFERIOR CREATURES"
Ancient Mural (second)- "TARGET DATA LOST"
Ancient Mural (third)- "THE CREATURES ARE SUBMERGED IN BEAUTIFUL OIL"
Ancient Mural (fourth)- "THE CREATURES UPGRADE THEIR BODY PANELS"
Ancient Mural (fifth)- "IT SHOWS A CITY MADE OF SHINING METAL"
Atrium Statue- "A TESTAMENT TO INFERIORITY"
Ornate Pedestal (empty)- "REQUIRES GEM POWER"
Ornate Pedestal (with gem)- "FULLY OPERATIONAL"
Ancient Moon Statue- "THE FLESHLINGS WISELY RECOGNIZED THE SUPERIORITY OF THE MOON"
Sealed Portal (switch off)- "GATEWAY IS INOPERATIVE"
Sealed Portal (switch on)- "LINK BROKEN"
Ancient Lunarune Stone (first, third, and fifth)- "INSUFFICIENT DATA, UNABLE TO TRANSLATE"
Ancient Lunarune Stone (second and fourth)- "SUCH A CRUDE WAY OF RECORDING DATA"
Tidy Hidey-Hole- "YES, TOIL AWAY ORGANICS! I REQUIRE MORE OF THE AESTHETICALLY PLEASING MATERIAL"
Ancient Kiln (empty)- "RUDIMENTARY COOKING DEVICE"
Ancient Kiln (cooking, long time left)- "MORE TIME IS REQUIRED"
Ancient Kiln (cooking, short time left)- "IT IS ALMOST COMPLETE"
Ancient Kiln (finished)- "THE COOKING PROCESS IS DONE"
Ancient Kiln (burnt)- "POT MALFUNCTIONING"
Ancient Guard Post (inactive)- "REQUIRES ENERGY TO ACTIVATE"
Ancient Guard Post (active)- "YOU'RE LOOKING SPRY FOR YOUR AGE"
Security Pulse- "ERRATIC ELECTRICAL CURRENT. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT"
Sentrypede Husk- "INACTIVE"
Fountain of Knowledge (inactive)- "POWER SOURCE REQUIRED"
Fountain of Knowledge (active)- "THEY PUT... DATA... IN THE WATER... HOW DARE THEY"
Distilled Knowledge- "ENCRYPTED DATA"
Ancient Orchestrina- "THIS DEVICE OUTLIVED ITS CREATORS. AN INSPIRATION"

Turfs

Scaled Flooring- "CONDITION: INFLAMMABLE. WAIT. NOT FLAMMABLE?"
Moon Crater Turf / Rocky Beach Turf / Shell Beach Turf / Mutated Fungal Turf / Ancient Stonework / Ancient Brickwork / Imitation Ancient Brickwork / Ancient Flooring / Imitation Ancient Flooring / Ancient Tilework / Imitation Ancient Tilework / Mosaic Flooring / Moon Quay Beach Turf- "GROUND PARTS"
Lush Carpet- "CARPET GROUND"
Beard Hair Rug- "SCIENTIST PELT"
Brick Flooring- "BRICKS FOR THE GROUND"
Gold Flooring- "COVER THE EARTH IN METAL"

Mobs - Monsters

Spider, Spider Warrior, and Frog (dead)- "CONGRATULATIONS. YOU DID TERRIBLY"
Spider Gland- "SPARE SPIDER PARTS"
Frog (sleeping)- "YOU WILL BE HARVESTED"
Guardian Pig- "DEFENSIVE STANCE DETECTED."
Mosquito- "IT ENJOYS DRAINING THE LIFE FROM ORGANICS. DITTO"
Gem Deer- "CHAINED. AS ALL ORGANICS SHOULD BE"
Grumble Bee- "LOYAL MINIONS OF THE QUEEN"
Lavae- "SMELLS LIKE BURNING"
Hound (corpse)- "DISGUSTING"
Hound (corpse, burning)- "THE BEST WAY TO DISPOSE OF ORGANICS"
Hound (corpse, reanimating)- "IT IS REACHING LEVELS OF REPULSIVITY NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE"
Horror Hound- "IT IS REACHING LEVELS OF REPULSIVITY NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE"
Horror Hound (sleeping)- "DO NOT WAKE UP"
Horror Hound (dead)- "IT IS DEAD"
Moonrock Pengull- "WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT"
Moonrock Pengull (sleeping)- "DO NOT WAKE UP"
Moonrock Pengull (dead)- "IT IS DEAD"
Shattered Spider- "YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO LIVE"
Shattered Spider (sleeping)- "POWERED DOWN... FOR NOW"
Shattered Spider (dead)- "HA HA. IT'S DEAD"
Cookie Cutter- "A HATEFUL CREATURE"
Cookie Cutter Shell- "I HAVE KILLED IT AND TAKEN ITS HOUSE"
Rockjaw- "I AM NOT MEAT YOU THICK SKULLED NINCOMPOOP"
Naked Mole Bat- "ILLOGICAL DESIGN"
Ancient Sentrypede- "ANCIENT INSECTOID AUTOMATON"
Fruit Fly- "ONLY I AM PERMITTED TO THREATEN THE ORGANICS"
Moonblind Crow- "I THINK THE BIRDS GOT MORE UGLY"
Misshapen Bird- "THIS ORGANIC MANAGED TO BECOME EVEN MORE DISGUSTING"
Nurse Spider- "SPIDER REPAIR UNIT"
Sea Strider- "WILL THE HORRORS OF THE OCEAN NEVER CEASE"
Egg of Terror- "ITS START UP SEQUENCE HAS INITIATED"
Suspicious Peeper- "MY FLESHLING MINIONS ARE SUPERIOR TO YOUR FLESHLING MINIONS"
Varglet- "I AM NOT FOOD"
Briar Wolf- "ORGANIC TRICKERY!"
Briar (Bush)- "THERE IS SOMETHING INSIDE"
Grazer- "SEARCHING FOR SIGNS OF INTELLIGENCE... RESULTS INCONCLUSIVE"
Deadly Brightshade- "I HATE YOU"
Brightshade Husk- "IT WAS OF NO USE TO ME ALIVE"
Tunneling Vine- "IT'S RUNNING A DEFENSE PROTOCOL"
Fused Shadeling- "HIGH CONCENTRATIONS OF EVIL DETECTED"
Dread Mite- "WARNING: CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE"
Shriek- "COME CLOSER SO I CAN PUNCH YOU"
Rasp- "YOUR EFFORTS ARE ILLOGICAL, I HOLD NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE"
Jitters- "SUBMIT TO MY AUTHORITY!"
Dark Tatters- "ALL THAT IS LEFT OF MY ENEMIES"
Bright-Eyed Frog- "STILL A BUNWICH"
Varg Carcass- "IT IS DEAD"
Varg Carcass (burning)- "THE SWEET RETURN TO CARBON"
Varg Carcass (reviving)- "THANK YOU FOR THE CHANCE TO KILL YOU AGAIN"
Possessed Varg- "IT HAS RECEIVED A FIRMWARE UPDATE"
Shadow Merm- "THE FISHFACE EVEN FAILS AT DEATH"
Mutated Merm- "THIS VERSION IS MOST FOUL"

Mobs - Neutral Animals

Beefalo (naked)- "IT IS UTTERLY HUMILIATED. GOOD."
Pig (dead)- "ONE MEATLING DOWN, 8 BILLION TO GO"
Pengull- "FAT PATHETIC BIRD CANNOT FLY"
Saladmander- "HA HA. THEY HATE EACH OTHER"
Saladmander (ripe)- "I WANT TO EAT IT"
Saladmander (sleeping)- "IT'S A SLEEPER-SAL"
Gnarwail- "DON'T YOU DARE POKE YOUR NOSE AROUND HERE"
Gnarwail (broken horn)- "YOU WERE WARNED, SEA VERMIN"
Gnarwail (follower)- "ANOTHER MINION TO SERVE ME"
Gnarwail (follower, broken horn)- "THIS MINION IS DAMAGED"
Gnarwail Horn- "I SHOULD INSTALL A STABBING IMPLEMENT ON MY HEAD"
Skittersquid- "FLESHSACK WITH AN INDICATOR LIGHT"
Loyal Merm Guard- "YOU WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT MINION"
Shadow Merm Guard- "THE FISHFACE EVEN FAILS AT DEATH"
Mutated Merm Guard- "THIS VERSION IS MOST FOUL"
Sea Weed- "IT GROWS IN THE WATER AND IS THEREFORE EVIL"
Seedshell- "WE HAVE ANGERED IT"
Sea Sprout Starter- "PERHAPS YOU COULD BE USEFUL TO ME"
Sea Sprout- "LET'S KILL IT NOW"
Mush Gnome- "UGH. IT'S DEFRAGMENTING ITS SOURCE CODE EVERYWHERE"
Grass Gator- "IT IS STUPID AND EASILY STARTLED. THIS AMUSES ME"
Powder Monkey- "YOU ARE ANNOYING, EVEN COMPARED TO OTHER ORGANICS"
Cutless- "IRRITATINGLY INEFFICIENT"
Pirate's Bandana- "THERE IS STILL MONKEY HAIR ON IT. REVOLTING"
Prime Mate- "THIS OAF DOES NOT KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT LEADERSHIP"
Accursed Trinket- "GET IT AWAY FROM MEEEE"
Battle Paddle- "AT LEAST I CAN USE IT TO HIT THINGS"
Captain's Tricorn- "I AM YOUR CAPTAIN NOW"
Pirate Map- "FOOLS. THEY WROTE DOWN THE COORDINATES INSTEAD OF STORING THEM IN THEIR MEMORY BANKS"
Pirate Stash- "THE TREASURE IS MINE"
Marotter- "PILFERING FLESHSACK"
Marotter Den- "TYPICAL"
Marotter Den (Has Loot)- "I WILL TAKE EVERYTHING EVEN IF I DON'T NEED IT"
Marotter Den (Dead)- "HULL BREACH! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!"

Mobs - Passive Animals

Glommer (normal and sleeping)- "SENTIENT VERSION OF THE STONE INSECT"
Crimson Feather- "THE FLIMSY OUTER COVERING OF A PATHETIC BIRD"
Azure Feather- "ANOTHER FEATHERSACK HAS FALLEN TO PIECES"
Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "SLEEP MODE ACTIVE"
Mandrake (follower)- "WHAT DO YOU WANT!?"
Mandrake (dead)- "IT'S DEAD. GOOD."
Mandrake (cooked, 1)- "IT'S TWICE AS DEAD. HA."
Mandrake (cooked, 2)- "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING PATHETIC"
Wobster- "ARMORED MEAT SACK"
Grass Gekko- "MUCH MORE FUN THAN PICKING GRASS"
Star-sky- "A USELESS HUMAN DISTRACTION"
Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "ONE FISH, TWO FISH. RED FISH, DEAD FISH"
Hutch- "YOU ARE NOT CUTE"
Canary- "ITS BRAIN IS PROBABLY BIGGER THAN THE OTHER FLESHLINGS'. HA HA"
Canary (held)- "I AM EXPONENTIALLY MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU"
Canary (poisoned)- "TRULY DISGUSTING"
Saffron Feather- "FOUL ORGANICS LEAVE THEIR PIECES EVERYWHERE"
Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "IT SERVES ME"
Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "ALL CONDITIONS SEEM NORMAL"
Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "ITS FUEL RESERVES ARE LOW"
Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "IT NEEDS FUEL"
Lavae Egg- "CONTAINS PARTS TO BUILD ONE LAVAE"
Lavae Egg (cracked)- "THE EGG IS DOING WELL"
Lavae Egg (too cold)- "THE EGG IS TOO COLD"
Lavae Tooth- "I GUESS IT DOESN'T NEED THAT PART"
Chilled Lavae- "FRIENDSHIP PROTOCOL INITIATED"
No-Eyed Deer- "ITS BRAIN MUST BE MINISCULE"
No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "IT UPGRADED, BUT IT IS STILL INFERIOR"
Deer Antler- "IT FELL RIGHT OFF. I DID NOTHING"
Puffin- "WATER FOUL"
Puffin (held)- "YOU DISGUST ME"
Puffin (sleeping)- "IT'S PRACTICING BEING DEAD"
Carrat- "THIS CARROT IS MORE IRRITATING THAN MOST"
Carrat (held)- "STOP YOUR WRIGGLING"
Carrat (sleeping)- "IT HAS POWERED DOWN"
Carrat (dead)- "IT IS DEAD"
Moon Moth- "IT IS A USELESS BEING"
Moon Moth (held)- "YOU HAVE BEEN ENSLAVED"
Lunar Wobster- "THIS MEATSACK HAS UPGRADED ITS ARMOR"
Bulbous Lightbug- "WHO GAVE THE DISGUSTING ORGANIC LIGHT SOURCE LOCOMOTION?"
Dust Moth- "AT LEAST IT'S CLEAN"
Friendly Fruit Fly- "TEND TO THE PLANTS, SLAVE"
Friendly Fruit Fly Fruit- "THE SECRET TO UNWAVERING LOYALTY SEEMS TO BE THIS... SQUISHY FRUIT"
Crustashine- "UGH. BIOLUMINESCENCE."
Koalefant's Carcass- "SOMETHING KILLED IT BEFORE I COULD. RUDE"

Mobs - Tallbird family

Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "IT CAN NOT VENT EXCESS HEAT"

Mobs - Bosses

Treeguard (normal)- "HOSTILE DETECTED"
Guardian's Horn- "A TROPHY TO REMEMBER GOOD TIMES. LIKE WHEN YOU DIED"
Moose/Goose nesting ground- "ORGANIC SPAWNPOINT"
Bee Queen- "THE PRIME BEE"
Bee Queen Crown- "...BECOME THE BEE..."
Klaus- "THE RED FLESHSACK LACKS OPTICAL SENSORS"
Stag Antler- "THE ANTLER IS KEY"
Antlion- "IT'S BIG FOR AN ORGANIC"
Antlion (happy)- "IT'S REPULSIVELY HAPPY"
Antlion (upset)- "VOLATILE ORGANIC EMOTIONS DETECTED"
Desert Stone- "A MAGIC SANDROCK"
Desert Stone (active)- "A FLOATING MAGIC SANDROCK"
Sand Spike- "MY CIRCUITS ARE GOING TO GET DUSTY"
Sand Castle- "DO NOT GET SAND IN MY CIRCUITS"
Glass Spike- "GLASS IS WEAK"
Glass Castle- "IT WILL BREAK LIKE THE OTHERS"
Toadstool Cap- "MUST KILL IT. IT IS OBS-BOLETE"
Toadstool Cap (hole)- "A HOLE TO STUFF MEATSACKS IN"
Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "WHAT IS THAT"
Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "PUT IT BACK IN THE GROUND"
Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "IT IS FULLY POWERED"
Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "FILTHY ORGANIC FUNGUS"
Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "STAY AWAY, FILTHGROWTH"
Shroom Skin- "FLIMSY OUTER FROG LAYER"
Reanimated Skeleton- "YOU WILL BE DESTROYED"
Ancient Fuelweaver- "I WILL DESTROY YOU"
Woven Shadow- "ITS MINIONS ARE INFERIOR"
Bone Armor- "EVIL BODYPANEL UPGRADE"
Bone Helm- "IT IS EVIL, LIKE ME"
Shadow Thurible- "IT IS BAIT FOR A DUMB BEAST"
Malbatross- "THE AWFUL WATER BIRD MUST DIE"
Malbatross Feather- "A PIECE FELL OFF THE EVIL BIRD"
Malbatross Bill- "THIS IS MINE NOW"
Crab King- "A FLESHSACK DISGUISED AS A NON-FLESHSACK"
Crab King (inert)- "MISSING ATTACHMENTS"
Crab King (Ice Wall)- "A MERE OBSTACLE"
Imposing Claw- "IT HIDES ITS FLESH WITHIN A HARD CASING"
Cannon Tower- "CHEAP TACTICS OF A FLESHLING"
Crab Guard- "THAT CHEAP EXOSKELETON DOESN'T FOOL ME, FLESHSACK"
Crab Knight- "I WILL EXPOSE YOU FOR THE FLESHSACK YOU ARE"
Crab King Bumper Kit- "FOR BUILDING AN... ACCEPTABLE BUMPER"
Crab King Bumper- "THE CASTLE BELONGS TO ME NOW"
Cracked Pearl- "MISTAKES WERE MADE"
Lord of the Fruit Flies- "WHY DO ITS MINIONS OBEY SO MUCH BETTER THAN MINE"
Celestial Champion (phase 1)- "CRUSH THE ORGANICS! AHAHAHA! WAIT NO NOT ME"
Celestial Champion (phase 1, dead)- "WHAT A WASTE"
Celestial Champion (phase 2)- "OUR ALLIANCE WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE! STOP IGNORING ME!"
Moonglass Spike- "BARRIER DETECTED. RECALCULATING ROUTE"
Celestial Champion (phase 2, dead)- "AN UNFORTUNATE BUT NECESSARY DEACTIVATION"
Celestial Champion (phase 3)- "IF YOU WILL NOT JOIN ME YOU WILL BE DESTROYED"
Enlightening Snare- "THREAT DETECTED: SUGGEST IMMEDIATE REMOVAL"
Celestial Champion (phase 3, dead)- "WHAT IS HE PLOTTING"
Defeated Celestial Champion- "UNFORTUNATE. YOU COULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL"
Enlightened Crown- "NOW I POSSESS THE MOON POWER"
Enlightened Crown Shard- "DISASSEMBLED MOON BITS"
Eye of Terror- "INITIALIZING "POKE" PROTOCOLS"
Twins of Terror- "THINK OF OUR COMBINED MIGHT! YOU WITH THE DESTROYING AND ME WITH THE DELEGATING!"
Eye Mask- "COMMENCING OCULAR AUGMENTATION"
Shield of Terror- "UPLOADING DEFENSE DATA: ONE TERRORBYTE REMAINING"
Bearger Carcass- "IT IS DEAD"
Bearger Carcass (burning)- "ORGANICS. THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE BIGGER THEY BURN"
Bearger Carcass (reviving)- "I SHOULD KILL IT WHILE IT'S LOADING"
Armored Bearger- "THIS MEAT IS ARMORED"
Deerclops Carcass- "IT IS DEAD"
Deerclops Carcass (burning)- "CARBON TO CARBON"
Deerclops Carcass (reviving)- "ANNOYING"
Crystal Deerclops- "PRODUCES INORGANIC MATTER? INTERESTING. STILL HATE IT"
Spark Ark(Empty)- "DEAD INSIDE. NICE"
Spark Ark(Full)- "GIVE ME YOUR POWER"
Nightmare Werepig(Imprisoned)- "THE FLESHSACK IS STUCK. LET US POINT AND LAUGH AT IT"
Nightmare Werepig- "I THINK IT TOOK THE POINTING AND LAUGHING PERSONALLY"
Pure Horror- "DARKNESS: 100%. NO GREY AREAS DETECTED"
Frostjaw- "IT HIDES ITS FLESHBODY UNDER COLD, INORGANIC MATERIAL. COMMENDABLE"
Bootleg Getaway- "SCANNING FOR VIRUSES"
Whirlportal- "I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS"
Scrappy Werepig(Neutral)- "SLIGHT IMPROVEMENTS BUT STILL A STINKING FLESHSACK"
Scrappy Werepig(Stack)- "I FEEL NOTHING FOR THIS FLESHSACK"
Scrappy Werepig(Hostile)- "SHOULD HAVE DESTROYED IT WHILE IT WAS STUCK"
Scrappy Chapauldron- "WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN ENCASING YOUR HEAD IN STEEL?"
Horizon Expandinator- "IT IMPROVES MY ALREADY SUPERIOR VISION"

Mobs - Other

Crabby Hermit/Pearl- "COMPLAINTS INCOMING"
Pearl's Pearl- "I WILL TAKE THIS AS PAYMENT"
Gestalt- "THE MOON HAS FINALLY COME FOR ME"
Greater Gestalt- "UPDATED TO VERSION 2.0"
Pipspook- "ERROR: VISUAL PROCESSOR MUST BE MALFUNCTIONING"
Royal-In-Progress- "SUBJECT DOES NOT POSSESS REQUIRED GIRTH TO BE KING"
King of the Merms- "I WANT HIS CROWN"
Woby (small)- "IT SLOBBERED ON ME"
Woby (big)- "THE DROOL CREATURE HAS EXPANDED"
Grainy Transmission- "YOU"
Grainy Transmission (Mutated boss killed)- "I'M NOT YOUR ASSISTANT OLD MAN"
Grainy Transmission (W.A.R.B.I.S. Quest)- "WHERE IS HE GOING"
Queen of Moon Quay- "HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THE MOON TO YOUR HIDEOUS SQUASHY BANANAS"
Polly Roger- "SHE IS A DILIGENT MINION. I WILL TOLERATE HER PROXIMITY"
Charlie- "ALL THAT POWER AND SHE STILL CLINGS TO THAT ORGANIC FORM"
Beckoning Hand- "OFFERING REQUIRED"
W.O.B.O.T.- "FLESHBAGS ARE NOT EVEN HALF AS USEFUL"
W.O.B.O.T.(Broken)- "WWWHHHYYY???!!!"

Other Players

Wilson

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "GOOD LUCK GETTING THROUGH MY PROXIES, %s"
Murderer- "YOUR MEATBRAIN IS OBSOLETE, SCIENTIST! DIE!"
Reviver- "%s'S INSANE EXPERIMENTS HAVE PROVEN USEFUL"
Ghost- "WHERE IS YOUR SCIENCE NOW, %s? HA. HA."
Firestarter- "%s IS TESTING OBJECT FLAMMABILITY"

Willow

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "%s IS PUSHING MY BUTTONS"
Murderer- "I CANNOT BE BURNED"
Reviver- "%s HAS BEEN HELPFUL. I WILL HOLD OFF ON HER DESTRUCTION"
Ghost- "HA HA, %s. YOU DIED"
Firestarter- "RELINQUISH YOUR LIGHTER, FLESHLING"

Wolfgang

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "%s'S MOUSTACHE SCREAMS "EVIL". NICE"
Murderer- "YOUR FLESHNUBS ARE NO MATCH FOR ME. DIE!"
Reviver- "THE ORGANIC %s HAS SERVED WELL"
Ghost- "YOUR MEAT MUSCLES DIDN'T SAVE YOU, %s? SHOCKING"
Firestarter- "%s IS CAUSING NEEDLESS DESTRUCTION. GOOD"

Wendy

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "%s'S MOTIVES CANNOT BE READ"
Murderer- "SUPERNATURAL AID IS NOTHING IN THE FACE OF KILLER ROBOTS!"
Reviver- "I WON'T DESTROY YOU TODAY, %s"
Ghost- "FLESH WEAKLING %s NEEDS A HEART"
Firestarter- "%s IS ADMIRABLY EVIL"

WX-78

Generic- "GREETINGS, %s. YOU LOOK MORE INTELLIGENT THAN THE OTHERS"
Attacker- "I'M PREPARED TO RUN MY EXECUTABLES, %s"
Murderer- "TIME TO ELIMINATE THE %s VIRUS"
Reviver- "%s, OF COURSE, IS OUR GREATEST ASSET"
Ghost- "THE INFERIOR %s NEEDS A HEART"
Firestarter- "MY FAVORITE SETTING. FIRE SETTING"

Wickerbottom

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "I'M GETTING A READING... IT SAYS "BAD NEWS""
Murderer- "THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IS AN INFERIOR FORM OF CLASSIFICATION. HAHAHA"
Reviver- "%s HAS AN EXTENSIVE MENTAL DATABASE"
Ghost- "WHAT SORT OF HUMAN NONSENSE IS THIS NOW, %s?"
Firestarter- "HM... YOUR SQUISHY FLESHBODY CAN BURN, CORRECT?"

Woodie

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE CHOPS TO FIGHT ME, %s"
Murderer- "METAL BEATS WOOD! HA HA!"
Reviver- "%s HAS PROVEN HIMSELF USEFUL"
Ghost- "COME TO GROVEL FOR MY HELP, FLESHLING %s?"
Werebeaver- "%s. YOU GOT SLIGHTLY LESS INFERIOR"
Ghost Werebeaver- "YOU WERE GIANT, %s, HOW DID YOU STILL DIE?"
Weremoose- "EXCELLENT, %s. I SEE YOUR COMBAT MODE HAS IMPROVED"
Ghost Weremoose- "YOUR FAILURE IS DISAPPOINTING"
Weregoose- "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS"
Ghost Weregoose- "THAT FORM WAS EVEN MORE USELESS THAN YOUR USUAL ONE"
Firestarter- "ARE WE DESTROYING ALL HUMANS NOW?"

Wes

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "ENOUGH CLOWNING AROUND, %s"
Murderer- "YOUR INVISIBLE MATTER SHIELD CANNOT STOP ME, %s"
Reviver- "THE QUIET FLESHLING %s MAY BE WORTH KEEPING AROUND"
Ghost- "I DON'T THINK THE FLESHLING IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT"
Firestarter- "%s WILL DESTROY ALL FLESHLINGS WITH FIRE"

Maxwell

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "%s IS AN UNKNOWN VARIABLE"
Murderer- "THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST DECEIT, %s. DIE!"
Reviver- "%s IS SURPRISINGLY COMMITTED TO GROUP SURVIVAL"
Ghost- "%s'S FRAIL FLESH BODY HAS GIVEN OUT. NEEDS A HEART"
Firestarter- "AT LEAST THERE'S STILL A BIT OF EVIL IN HIM"

Wigfrid

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "%s LIKES TO BEAT UP ORGANICS. HA HA"
Murderer- "ALL THAT BIOMEAT HAS MADE YOU SLUGGISH, %s!"
Reviver- "YOU ARE AN IDEAL SERVANT, %s"
Ghost- "YOUR MISTAKE WAS ONLY COVERING YOUR HEAD IN METAL, %s"
Firestarter- "%s IS LAYING WASTE TO THE WORLD. HA HA"

Webber

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "MY SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS HAVE FOUND A BUG"
Murderer- "EXTERMINATE %s!"
Reviver- "%s IS SUPERIOR TO ALL SPIDERS. BUT STILL INFERIOR TO ROBOTS"
Ghost- "IS %s'S EXOSKELETON SUPPOSED TO BE OUTSIDE OR IN?"
Firestarter- "%s HAS BEEN BURNING THINGS. NICE"

Winona

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "%s IS A DISASSEMBLY WORKER"
Murderer- "NO CONSTRUCTION. ONLY DESTRUCTION"
Reviver- "%s IS A VALUABLE MINION"
Ghost- "HOW WILL YOU FIX THIS, %s?"
Firestarter- "HA HA. THIS ORGANIC HAS BEEN BURNING THINGS"

Wortox

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "%s HAS BEEN BULLYING ORGANICS. HA HA"
Murderer- "%s IS TRULY SOULLESS... NICE"
Reviver- "%s IS NOT COMPLETELY USELESS"
Ghost- "THE HORNS ARE USELESS TO REPEL ATTACKERS"
Firestarter- "HA HA. THIS MINION UNLEASHED A WAVE OF DESTRUCTION"

Wormwood

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "%s HAS A MEAN STREAK. HE IS GROWING ON ME"
Murderer- "I WILL MOW YOU DOWN, %s"
Reviver- "%s HAS REDEEMED HIMSELF. TEMPORARILY"
Ghost- "DID SOMEONE FORGET TO WATER YOU"
Firestarter- "DOES THE ORGANIC NOT KNOW HE IS FLAMMABLE?"

Warly

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "LOW LEVELS OF VIOLENCE DETECTED. NICE"
Murderer- "HA HA. %s WENT ON A MURDER SPREE"
Reviver- "SENTIMENTALITY IS THE ORGANIC'S WEAKNESS"
Ghost- "SIGH. MINIONS ARE SO FRAGILE"
Firestarter- "HA HA. YES MINION. DESTROY"

Wurt

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "THIS FISH-TYPE ORGANIC HAS BITE"
Murderer- "DON'T DESTROY TOO MANY OF MY MINIONS, %s"
Reviver- "%s HAS SOME REDEEMING QUALITIES AFTER ALL"
Ghost- "SIGH. NOW I'LL HAVE TO FIND A NEW MINION"
Firestarter- "HA HA. SHE'S AWFUL. I APPROVE"

Walter

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "IT SEEMS %s IS CAPABLE OF VIOLENCE. EXCELLENT"
Murderer- "I WILL DESTROY YOU. AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO"
Reviver- "WELL DONE. YOU WILL BE A MOST USEFUL MINION"
Ghost- "THIS MINION IS IN NEED OF REPAIR"
Firestarter- "YES MY MINION! DESTROY! DESTROY!"

Wanda

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "HA HA! VIOLENCE!"
Murderer- "YOU CAN KILL THEM AS LONG AS YOU REBOOT THEM WHEN YOU'RE DONE"
Reviver- "%s HAS PROVEN HERSELF USEFUL"
Ghost- "YOU DIED. THIS IS FUNNY TO ME"
Firestarter- "POOR USELESS FLESHLING. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SET UP A FIREWALL"

Wonkey

Generic- "WHO INVITED THE LESSER PRIMATE"
Attacker- "THE PRIMATES ARE FIGHTING. I LAUGH AT THE ABSURDITY"
Murderer- "WONDERFUL. IT HAS LEARNED TO KILL"
Reviver- "YOUR WORK HAS BEEN NOTED, LESSER PRIMATE"
Ghost- "HAHAHA YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS"
Firestarter- "I ALMOST LIKE THEM"

Other (Mod Characters)

Generic- "DETECTING... %s!"
Attacker- "%s IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED"
Murderer- "KILL! KILL!"
Reviver- "%s IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL"
Ghost- "FLESH WEAKLING %s NEEDS A HEART"
Firestarter- "%s IS CAUSING NEEDLESS DESTRUCTION. GOOD"

Food - Meats

Meat- "A PIECE OF A MEATLING"
Monster Jerky- "VILE DEHYDRATED PROTEINS"
Cooked Leafy Meat- "A SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT"
Fish- "IT'S TO SCALE"
Cooked Fish- "MISSING ADDON... CHIPS"
Eel- "IT'S BEEN RIPPED FROM ITS HOME. THIS IS FUNNY TO ME!"
Barnacles- "THE SHELLS ARE CRUNCHY"
Cooked Barnacles- "HEATED PROTEIN PODS"
Runty Guppy- "INFERIOR FISHLING"
Needlenosed Squirt- "INFERIOR FISHLING"
Bitty Baitfish- "INFERIOR FISHLING"
Smolt Fry- "INFERIOR FISHLING"
Popperfish- "IT HAS A TERRIBLE MUTATION THAT MAKES IT UGLY"
Fallounder- "IT HAS BEEN FLATTENED"
Bloomfin Tuna- "THIS ORGANIC IS CONFUSED"
Scorching Sunfish- "WILL THE HORRORS OF THE OCEAN NEVER CEASE"
Spittlefish- "KEEP THAT WATER TO YOURSELF YOU HORRIBLE FLESHBAG"
Mudfish- "OH. IT'S REVOLTING"
Deep Bass- "THIS WILL SATISFY MY NUTRITIONAL NEEDS"
Dandy Lionfish- "I HAVE SAVED YOU FROM THE HORRIBLE WATER. NOW I WILL EAT YOU"
Black Catfish- "I AM VICTORIOUS"
Corn Cod- "THIS ORGANIC SEEMS TO BE HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS"
Ice Bream- "IT IS COLD AND ALOOF. I RESPECT THAT"
Sweetish Fish- "IT SMELLS SWEET. THIS IS SOMEHOW WORSE"
Barnacles- "THE SHELLS ARE CRUNCHY"
Cooked Barnacles- "HEATED PROTEIN PODS"
Naked Nostrils- "UGH. ORGANIC PARTS ARE SO SQUISHY"
Charred Nostrils- "YOUR NUTRIENTS ARE MINE"

Food - Fruits

Prepared Dragon Fruit- "IT WILL SOON LOSE ITS CALORIC VALUE"
Lesser Glow Berry- "THIS ONE CAME FROM A PLANT"
Juicy Berries- "THESE BIOSPHERES WILL ROT SOON"
Roasted Juicy Berries- "SUCCULENT"
Fig- "SUSTENANCE"
Cooked Fig- "IT HAS BEEN SUFFICIENTLY WILTED"

Food - Vegetables

Kelp Fronds- "I STOLE IT FROM THE HORRIBLE WATER"
Cooked Kelp Fronds- "ENERGY SLOP"
Dried Kelp Fronds- "IT TASTES LIKE NOTHING"
Stone Fruit- "I DO NOT WANT TO WAIT FOR IT TO RIPEN"
Ripe Stone Fruit- "IT LOOKS EDIBLE TO ME"
Cooked Stone Fruit- "MY WEAK MINIONS DESIRE MUSHINESS FOR THEIR FLESH STOMACHS"
Garlic- "I FILL MY MOUTH CAVITY WITH THEM TO REPEL HUMANS"
Roasted Garlic- "IT IS COOKED NOW"
Onion- "IT HAS LAYERS"
Roasted Onion- "ALL THE LAYERS HAVE BEEN COOKED"
Pepper- "ENERGY PACKETS WITH ODIOUS INTERIORS"
Roasted Pepper- "WE HAVE DEFEATED THE ENERGY PACKETS"
Potato- "I FEEL KINSHIP WITH THIS STRANGE ROOT"
Roasted Potato- "YOU WILL BE DELICIOUS, STRANGE ROOT"
Toma Root- "IT WOULD CRUSH EASILY IN MY HAND"
Roasted Toma Root- "WE COOKED IT"
Moon Shroom- "ANOTHER FILTHY FUNGUS"
Cooked Moon Shroom- "MODIFIED FUNGUS"
Fire Nettle Fronds- "I WILL STAMP THEM ALL OUT"
Forget-Me-Lots- "PATHETIC FLOWERS"
Tillweeds- "I WILL RIP YOU AND ALL YOUR KIN OUT OF MY GARDEN"

Food - Crock Pot

Pumpkin Cookies- "WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT"
Guacamole- "CRUSHED MOLES. GREEN."
Jellybeans- "TEMPORARY UPGRADE COMPONENTS"
Bone Bouillon- "I LIKE THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO ANY OF THE WORK"
Hot Dragon Chili Salad- "MY MINIONS WILL SUSTAIN ME"
Fish Cordon Bleu- "MY MINION IS VERY USEFUL"
Asparagazpacho- "I LOVE THIS ATROCIOUS SOUP"
Glow Berry Mousse- "HIGH QUALITY MINION FUEL"
Creamy Potato Purée- "DELICIOUS FUEL PASTE"
Moqueca- "MY MINION IS A VALUABLE ASSET"
Grim Galette- "NOW SLIDE IT INTO MY MOUTH"
Stuffed Pepper Poppers- "I WILL CONSUME THE STUFFED VEGETATION"
Puffed Potato Soufflé- "DELICIOUS, AND FOR ME"
Fancy Spiralled Tubers- "HIGH DENSITY FUEL MADE BY MY MINION"
Salsa Fresca- "PRE CRUSHED FOR EASY CONSUMPTION"
Volt Goat Chaud-Froid- "THIS IS THE MOST SUPERIOR FOOD"
Barnacle Pita- "I WILL NOW INGEST THIS"
Barnacle Nigiri- "NUTRITION HAS BEEN PREPARED. BEGIN CONSUMPTION"
Barnacle Linguine- "ALL MINE"
Stuffed Fish Heads- "MY MINIONS ARE PUT OFF BY ITS APPEARANCE. MORE FOR ME"
Leafy Meatloaf- "IT CONTAINS A SATISFACTORY AMOUNT OF NUTRIENTS"
Veggie Burger- "INSERT FOOD INTO FACEPLATE"
Jelly Salad- "SOMETHING WAS KILLED TO MAKE THIS. HA HA"
Beefy Greens- "THE MEAT IS PRETENDING TO BE VEGETABLE"
Mushy Cake- "REQUIRES LITTLE MASTICATION. EXTREMELY EFFICIENT"
Soothing Tea- "THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME LET DOWN MY GUARD... IT WILL NOT WORK!"
Figatoni- "COMMENCE MASTICATION PROTOCOLS"
Figkabab- "IT WILL FUEL ME"
Fig-Stuffed Trunk- "THE FIGS ARE EFFICIENTLY WRAPPED IN NOSEMEAT"
Figgy Frogwich- "READY FOR CONSUMPTION"
Bunny Stew- "HA-HA. SLOW RABBIT GOT STEWED"
Frozen Banana Daiquiri‎- "POTASSIUM"
Banana Shake- "THE BANANAS HAVE BEEN SUFFICIENTLY PULVERIZED FOR CONSUMPTION"
Breakfast Skillet- "THE SKILLET IS NOT ACTUALLY PART OF THE BREAKFAST"
Plain Omelette- "THIS IS ACCEPTABLE"
Tall Scotch Eggs- "BIRD-BASED NUTRIENTS"
Beefalo Treats- "I WANT A TREAT"
Steamed Twigs- "COME EAT YOUR STICKS"
Stuffed Night Cap- "I LOVE USING FILTHY ORGANICS' OWN FILTHY FLESH AGAINST THEM"

Food - Other

Toasted Seeds- "THEY CAN NO LONGER GERMINATE"
Asparagus Seeds- "IT'S SOURCE CODE FOR FOOD THAT COMES FROM THE DIRT"
Royal Jelly- "I WILL HAVE THE POWER OF BEES"
Moon Moth Wings- "I DE-WINGED IT"
Oblong Seeds (Carrot Seeds) / Clustered Seeds (Corn Seeds) / Bulbous Seeds (Dragon Fruit Seeds) / Brittle Seed Pods (Durian Seeds) / Swirly Seeds (Eggplant Seeds) / Windblown Seeds (Pomegranate Seeds) / Sharp Seeds (Pumpkin Seeds) / Square Seeds (Watermelon Seeds) / Tubular Seeds (Asparagus Seeds) / Spiky Seeds (Toma Root Seeds) / Fluffy Seeds (Potato Seeds) / Pointy Seeds (Onion Seeds) / Seed Pods (Garlic Seeds) / Lumpy Seeds (Pepper Seeds)- "IT'S SOURCE CODE FOR FOOD THAT COMES FROM THE DIRT"
Milky Whites- "ORGANIC MATTER IS DISGUSTING"

Misc Items

Gears- "GUTS"
Gnome- "HEY SCIENTIST THIS HORRIBLE JUNK LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU"
Frazzled Wires- "WHO DID THOSE COME OUT OF? PUT THEM BACK IN!!"
Abigail's Flower (held)- "FEEBLE PLANTLIFE"
Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "IT IS CREEPY"
Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "IT IS STILL CREEPY"
Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT SO BAD NOW"
Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "I SHOULD THROW IT AWAY"
Abigail's Flower (ready)- "CREEPINESS SENSORS OVERLOADED"
Lucy the Axe- "GET IT AWAY"
Codex Umbra- "THE FLESHLING FRIED ITS CIRCUITS"
Blueprint (rare)- "DRIPPING WITH DELICIOUS KNOWLEDGE"
Fur Tuft- "UNPLEASANTLY FUZZY"
Sketch- "USELESS PAPER FOR MAKING USELESS SCULPTURES"
Advert- "SCHEMATICS TO MURDER FISH MORE EFFICIENTLY"
Ancient Key- "FOR ACTIVATING, NOT UNLOCKING"
Shadow Atrium- "THIS FLESHLING ORGAN PULSES WITH PURE EVIL!"
Gnomette- "ORGANICS ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME"
Leaky Teacup- "THIS DUMB CERAMIC THING SPILLS LEAFWATER EVERYWHERE"
White and Black Bishop- "IT'S REALLY BIG"
Bent Spork- "SUCH SENSELESS VIOLENCE"
Toy Trojan Horse- "SOMETHING'S JINGLING AROUND INSIDE"
Unbalanced Top- "INFINITELY BETTER THAN AN UNBALANCED BOTTOM"
Back Scratcher- "WHICH ONE OF YOU HORRIBLE FLESHLINGS RIPPED THE ARM OFF A HELPLESS ROBOT"
Beaten Beater- "A DISTANT COUSIN?"
Frayed Yarn- "WHO KEEPS TYING TOGETHER ALL THOSE BIRDS?"
Shoe Horn- "THE HORN OF WHAT?"
White and Black Knight- "THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY"
Lucky Cat Jar- "WHAT'S A CAT?"
Air Unfreshener- "I HAVE NO NOSE BUT I'M SURE I SMELL GREAT ALREADY"
Potato Cup- "NO"
White and Black Rook- "I AM TOO ADVANCED FOR HUMAN GAMES"
Wire Hanger- "THE ROBOT EQUIVALENT OF AN AMOEBA"
Blue Moonlens- "TERRAIN MAPPING IN PROGRESS"
Green Moonlens- "ISLAND POSITIONING SYSTEM ONLINE"
Red Moonlens- "WARNING: DO NOT SHOVE INTO EYEHOLES"
Orange Moonlens- "TRIANGULATING LENS POSITION"
Purple Moonlens- "MOONBASE ADDON DETECTED"
Yellow Moonlens- "MAJOR IMPROVEMENT ON FLESHLING EYES"
Iridescent Gem- "POLYCHROMATIC ROCK"
Moon Caller's Staff- "MY MOONBASE MADE IT BETTER"
Polar Light- "EFFECTIVE NATURAL COOLANT"
Beach Toy- "IT PAILS IN COMPARISON"
Crumpled Package- "REVEAL YOUR SECRETS, POUCH"
Lost Toy- "ERROR: NULL VALUE"
Mourning Glory- "ITS EXISTENCE CANNOT BE EXPLAINED"
Message in a Bottle- "HOW ARCHAIC"
Empty Bottle- "I HAVE TAKEN AWAY YOUR PURPOSE"
Bundle of Thanks- "PAYMENT FOR SERVICES RENDERED"
Shell Bell Bundle- "WHAT COULD HAVE POSSESSED ME TO BUY THIS"
Tackle Box- "A PLACE TO STORE TOOLS OF FISH DECIEVING"
Spectackler Box- "A PLACE TO STORE MORE TOOLS OF FISH DECIEVING"
Fish Food- "HA! PITIFUL ORGANICS, THE FOOD IS A TRAP"
Amberosia- "IT'S NOT FIT FOR ROBOTIC CONSUMPTION"
Milkmade Hat- "THAT IS ABSURD"
Compost- "DISGUSTING. THE PLANTS WILL LOVE IT"
Terrarium- "THEMATIC ANOMALY DETECTED"
Terrarium (corrupted)- "DATA CORRUPTED"
Terrarium (activated)- "ASCENSION MODULE: ON"
Terrarium (summoning)- "WORLD COLLISION INCOMING"
Terrarium (dormant)- "RECHARGING INTERDIMENSIONAL BEAM"
Terrarium (no boss setting)- "ACCESS TO INTERDIMENSIONAL ANOMALY DECLINED"
Doll Mask / Cracked Doll Mask / Shattered Doll Mask / Queen Mask / Blacksmith Mask / King Mask / Mirror Mask / Fool Mask / Tree Mask- "IT HIDES DISGUSTING FLESH FACES. IT'S PERFECT"
Doll Costume / Queen Costume / Blacksmith Costume / King Costume / Mirror Costume / Fool Costume / Tree Costume- "INSTALLATION REQUIRED FOR STAGE PERFORMANCE"
Recipe Card- "ERROR: RECIPE UNREADABLE"
Lost Scrapbook Page- "I WILL ADD THIS INFORMATION TO MY PAPER DATA RECEPTACLE"
Red Crown- "ERROR: UNABLE TO IDENTIFY POINT OF ORIGIN"
Archaic Boat Kit- "FOR BUILDING A HORRIBLE OLD BOAT"
Broken Forged Items- "MATERIALS REQUIRED TO REBOOT"

Adventure Mode

Maxwell Statue- "ALL THAT POWER AND HE COULDN'T EVEN DESTROY HUMANITY"

Announcements

Freedom- "HELLO WORLD"
Already has Critter- "I ALREADY HAVE AN ORGANIC MINION"
Ancient Chest combo failed- "IMPOSSIBLE. IT DEEMED ME INFERIOR"
Ancient Chest combo successful- "IT RECOGNIZED MY EXCELLENCE"
Atrium destabilizing-
- "MONSTERS APPROACHING"
- "THAT'S NOT GOOD"
- "DANGER"
Ruins renewal- "RESET COMPLETE"
Battlecry (Deer)- "YOU WILL BE TERMINATED"
Becoming ghost- "ooOooooO!!"
Beefalo mount health low- "WARNING: BEAST REQUIRES TUNE-UP"
Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "ERROR: MOUNT IN USE"
Boat damaged- "MY WORST NIGHTMARE IS REALIZED"
Boat sinking- "HELP"
Blueprint already known- "ONLY A FLESHBRAIN WOULD NEED THAT EXPLAINED TO THEM"
Can't learn blueprint- "THE KNOWLEDGE WAS PROBABLY OBSOLETE ANYWAY"
Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "ERROR: INCORRECT LOCATION"
Can't build Celestial Portal (in Caves)- "ERROR: LOGIN REQUIRES MOON VISIBILITY"
Can't craft (missing ingredients)- "ERROR: COMPONENTS NOT FOUND"
Can't craft (unlearned recipe)- "ERROR: INSUFFICIENT DATA"
Can't craft (needs crafting station)- "REQUIRES SPECIALIZED FABRICATION ZONE"
Can't change in Wardrobe (generic)- "THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES TO ATTEND TO"
Can't change in Wardrobe (on fire)- "IT'S BURNING. OH WELL"
Can't change in Wardrobe (in use)- "OCCUPIED"
Cannot construct (occupied)- "INFERIORS ARE BUILDING IT"
Cannot construct (wrong material)- "INCOMPATIBLE HARDWARE"
Cannot construct (no materials)- "ERROR: NO INPUT SELECTED"
Cannot construct (wrong plans)- "SOFTWARE IS NOT COMPATIBLE"
Can't cook (in use)- "YOU MAY FEED ME, INFERIOR"
Can't fill watering can with ocean water- "EVEN THE PLANTS HATE SEAWATER"
Can't give Advert to Tackle Receptacle (already known)- "ERROR: DUPLICATE RECIPE DETECTED"
Can't give Sketch to Potter's Wheel (already known)- "ERROR: DUPLICATE RECIPE DETECTED"
Can't groom beefalo (no beefalo)- "NO TARGET ATTACHED"
Can't groom beefalo (no hair)- "TARGET REQUIRES MORE HAIR"
Can't place fish on Fish Scale-O-Matic (too small)- "ERROR: TOO PUNY"
Can't place oversized crop on Produce Scale (too small)- "ERROR: INSUFFICIENT HEFT"
Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "MATERIAL TOO INFERIOR TO SCULPT"
Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "ERROR: MATERIALS ALREADY SELECTED"
Can't revive Odd Skeleton (Ancient Gateway not active)- "REANIMATION: FAILED"
Can't revive Odd Skeleton (structure wrong)- "ERROR: REBUILD SKELETON"
Can't rummage (occupied)- "I CAN HELP IF IT MAKES THIS GO FASTER"
Can't store (occupied)- "INFERIORS ARE USING IT RIGHT NOW"
Can't rummage and store (Warly-exclusive object)- "MAKE MY MINION DO IT"
Can't shave (someone else's beefalo)- "I WILL NOT PERFORM SOMEONE ELSE'S TASKS"
Can't unlock Loot Stash (wrong key)- "INCORRECT UNLOCKING DEVICE"
Can't unlock Loot Stash (Klaus)- "COMBAT PRIORITY: HIGH"
Can't write on sign (in use)- "PRIMITIVE MESSAGEBOARD OCCUPIED"
Can't build with encumbering item (wrong piece)- "PLUGIN INCOMPATIBLE"
Can't place in Moon Stone (not staff)- "WRONG THING"
Caught in Binding Roots- "RELEASE ME ORGANIC!"
Caught in Bone Snare- "MOVEMENT IMPEDED"
Sinkhole warning-
- "STRUCTUAL INTEGRITY COMPROMISED"
- "DANGER"
- "THE GROUND IS TREMBLING"
Cave-in warning- "STRUCTUAL INTEGRITY COMPROMISED"
Compass broken-
- "COMPASS DEGRADATION DETECTED"
- "MAGNETIC FIELD FAILURE"
Danger, unable to leave game- "ERROR: DANGER FAILSAFES INITIATED"
Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "I SEE THE BLUE SCREEN!"
Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
- "FLESHLINGS... WATCH YOUR SUPERIOR... AT WORK"
- "...0110100001101110..."
- "THIS IS... FLESHLING WORK..."
- "I DO NOT... HAVE MUSCLES"
- "...0110100001101110..."
- "OBJECT EXCEEDS... CARRYING CAPACITY"
- "MENIAL LABOR... IS NOT FOR ROBOTS"
- "THIS... IS... INEFFICIENT"
- "...0110100001101110..."
Failed to lower sail-
- "CURSE THIS OBSOLETE TECHNOLOGY"
- "FAILURE DETECTED"
- "OPERATION 'LOWER SAIL' FAILED TO EXECUTE; REBOOTING"
Failed to read Message in a Bottle- "INSUFFICIENT LIGHT, UNABLE TO ANALYZE"
Failed to revive Abigail- "FAILURE"
Failed to revive Ghost- "NOT WORTH IT"
Flare set off by other player- "MINION PING RECEIVED"
Ghost sanity drain- "SANITY RESERVES... DRAINING"
Health too low, unable to attune to Meat Effigy- "I MUST MAKE REPAIRS BEFORE DOING THIS"
Hitting Ancient Fuelweaver's Shadow Shield- "FORCE FIELD DETECTED"
Klaus enraged- "I FLEE BECAUSE I WANT TO, NOT BECAUSE I'M SCARED"
Klaus entering second form- "IT HAS BEEN UNSHACKLED"
Klaus summoning Krampii- "TREMBLE BEFORE ME, FLESH CREATURE"
Mining Inviting Formation (part 1)- "DEFRAGMENTATION: 25%"
Mining Inviting Formation (part 2)- "DEFRAGMENTATION: 75%"
Mining Inviting Formation (finished)- "DEFRAGMENTATION COMPLETED"
Mushroom Planter needs living log- "SPECIAL LOG-IN REQUIRED"
Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "FUNGUS UPDATE REQUIRED"
Mushroom Planter won't take Moon Cap- "INCOMPATIBLE"
Not Gem- "PLUGIN DEVICE NOT COMPATIBLE"
Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "INCORRECT MINERAL-BASED POWER SOURCE"
Not catching fish-
- "THE FISH ARE LOADING"
- "BUFFERING"
- "THE WATER IS TOO CLOSE. I HATE IT"
- "I TIRE OF THIS"
Paying tribute to Antlion-
- "I BEQUEATH TO YOU MY USELESS JUNK"
- "THIS DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE SUPERIOR"
- "THIS MEATSACK WILL LEAVE ME ALONE NOW"
Plant diseased pick warning- "VIRUS DETECTED"
Plant diseased dig warning- "ANTIVIRAL PRECAUTIONS SUCCESSFUL"
Refusing to eat invalid food- "INCOMPATIBLE FOOD TYPE"
Rowing mistimed-
- "ERROR: RECALIBRATE ROWING SEQUENCE"
- "MY CALCULATIONS WERE OFF"
- "FRUSTRATION LEVELS RISING"
Refusing to eat yucky food- "CONSUMPTION DENIED"
Shadow Thurible out of fuel- "EVIL LURE DEPLETED"
Teleporting with Lazy Deserter- "CIRCUITRY DUSTING REQUIRED"
Trees petrifying- "TREE FEAR DETECTED"
Trying to fish in ocean with Fishing Rod- "ERROR: INSUFFICIENT FISHING LINE"
Trying to fish in pond with Sea Fishing Rod- "ERROR: INCORRECT ROD"
Unable to give item to player (single and all items, busy)- "TARGET IS PREOCCUPIED"
Unable to give item to player (single and all items, dead)- "WHY? THEY'RE DEAD"
Unable to give item to player (single and all items, inventory full)- "TARGET ALREADY OVER CAPACITY"
Unable to give item to player (single and all items, sleeping)- "THAT UNIT IS BUSY RECHARGING"
Unable to receive gift (danger)- "ASSESSING GIFT PRIORITIES... PRIORITY LOW"
Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "MEATSACK, I COMMAND YOU TO STAY WHILE I OPEN THIS GIFT"
Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (already bath bombed)- "IT HAS ALREADY BEEN BOMBED"
Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (glassed over)- "ERROR: MOON BARRIER ACTIVE"
Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "ILLOGICAL"
Washing ashore after abandoning ship- "HA HA, I LIVE!!"
Whirly Fan broken- "COOLING DEVICE DESTROYED"
Unable to put item into Terrarium (not Nightmare Fuel)- "INCORRECT INPUT. REQUIRES ALTERNATE FUEL"
Unable to put item into Terrarium (dormant)- "UNABLE TO INSTALL ITEM. MISSING TREE COMPONENT"
Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror arriving- "WARNING: DATA BREACH"
Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror leaving- "IT HAS DISCONNECTED FROM THE SERVER"
Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror returning- "RAGE AGAINST THE FLESHLING"
Talking to plants-
- "THIS IS ILLOGICAL"
- "GROW FASTER SO I MIGHT CONSUME THE VEGETABLE FLESH"
- "ORGANIC LIFE IS SO INEFFICIENT"
- "I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU"
- "THIS IS ME NOT TALKING TO YOU"
Wonkey
- While transforming- "ANOMALY DETECTED... SYSTEMS IRREGULAR..."
- When transformed- "AAAAAAAA NO NO NO UNDO!! REVERT!!"
- After returning to their original form- "S-SYSTEMS NORMAL. WE WILL NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN"
Lunar Rift max- "ENERGY FLUCTUATION DETECTED"
Shadow Rift max- "SOMETHING EVIL IS HAPPENING WITHOUT ME!"
Fire Nettle Fronds (toxin1)- "OW. OW. OW"
Fire Nettle Fronds (toxin2)- "OVERHEATING..."
Fire Nettle Fronds (toxin, done)- "INTERNAL TEMPERATURE REGULATION RESTORED"

Unclear

ACTIONFAIL.ACTIVATE.EMPTY_CATCOONDEN- "IT IS FREE OF FLESHLINGS"
ACTIONFAIL.ACTIVATE.MANNEQUIN_EQUIPSWAPFAILED- "THE CLOTHSACK CANNOT BE TRUSTED WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS"
ACTIONFAIL.ACTIVATE.NOTMERM- "INSUBORDINATE FISHBEASTS"
ACTIONFAIL.ACTIVATE.NOTMYBERNIE- "OBEY ME, BEAR!"
ACTIONFAIL.CONSTRUCT.NOTREADY- "ERROR: AREA EXCEEDS DESTABILIZATION LIMITS"
ACTIONFAIL.DISMANTLE.COOKING- "COOK.EXE IS STILL RUNNING"
ACTIONFAIL.DISMANTLE.NOTEMPTY- "I HAVE TO TAKE ITS INSIDES OUT"
ACTIONFAIL.GIVE.NOTAMONKEY- "CEASE YOUR RIDICULOUS MOUTH NOISES, LESSER HUMANOID"
ACTIONFAIL.GIVE.QUEENBUSY- "I WILL NOT BE IGNORED"
ACTIONFAIL.GIVE.SPIDERNOHAT- "WARNING: INSUFFICIENT WIGGLE ROOM"
ACTIONFAIL.HARVEST.DOER_ISNT_MODULE_OWNER- "not_used_by_wx78"
ACTIONFAIL.HEAL.NOT_MERM- "ERROR: INCOMPATIBLE"
ACTIONFAIL.HERD_FOLLOWERS.WEBBERONLY- "AS THE MINIONS OF MY MINION YOU SHOULD OBEY ME!"
ACTIONFAIL.MOUNT.SLEEPING- "SLEEP MODE DISABLED"
ACTIONFAIL.OPEN_CRAFTING.SHADOWMAGIC- "GOOSEBUMPS ACTIVATED"
ACTIONFAIL.PICKUP.FULL_OF_CURSES- "IT WILL NOT FOOL ME AGAIN"
ACTIONFAIL.PLANTREGISTRY_RESEARCH_FAIL.FERTILIZER- "I REFUSE TO COMMIT ANY MORE INFORMATION ON THIS TO MY DATABANK"
ACTIONFAIL.PLANTREGISTRY_RESEARCH_FAIL.GENERIC- "ALL RELEVANT INFORMATION HAS BEEN OBTAINED"
ACTIONFAIL.POUR_WATER.OUT_OF_WATER- "EMPTY"
ACTIONFAIL.POUR_WATER_GROUNDTILE.OUT_OF_WATER- "WONDERFULLY DRY"
ACTIONFAIL.RUMMAGE.NOTAMERM- "ACCESS DENIED. DON'T WANT ANYWAY"
ACTIONFAIL.SAIL.REPAIR- "THE WRETCHED THING DOES NOT NEED FIXING"
ACTIONFAIL.TEACH.STASH_MAP_NOT_FOUND- "INSUFFICIENT DATA. THIS IS WORTHLESS"
ACTIONFAIL.USEITEMON.BEEF_BELL_ALREADY_USED- "SOMEONE GOT TO THIS HAIRY FLESHBAG FIRST"
ACTIONFAIL.USEITEMON.BEEF_BELL_HAS_BEEF_ALREADY- "I HAVE ALREADY SELECTED A SATISFACTORY FLESHBAG"
ACTIONFAIL.USEITEMON.BEEF_BELL_INVALID_TARGET- "ERROR: INVALID TARGET"
ANNOUNCE_ARCHIVE_NEW_KNOWLEDGE- "UPLOADING NEW SCHEMATICS"
ANNOUNCE_ARCHIVE_NO_POWER- "IT HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED FROM ITS POWER SOURCE"
ANNOUNCE_ARCHIVE_OLD_KNOWLEDGE- "ERROR: SCHEMATICS ALREADY EXIST IN DATABANK"
ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_ATTACK- "I HAVE BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR COMBAT"
ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_ELECTRICATTACK- "ELECTRICAL CIRCUITS OVERLOADING"
ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_MOISTUREIMMUNITY- "WATER: DEFEATED"
ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_PLAYERABSORPTION- "DURABILITY INCREASED"
ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_SLEEPRESISTANCE- "REST MODE DISABLED"
ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_WORKEFFECTIVENESS- "EFFECIENCY OUTPUT AT MAX"
ANNOUNCE_CANFIX- " I CAN FIX THIS"
ANNOUNCE_CANT_ESCAPE_CURSE- "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!"
ANNOUNCE_CHAIR_ON_FIRE- "THIS IS FINE"
ANNOUNCE_COZY_SLEEP- "ENERGY RESTORED, PROCESSOR SPEED: OPTIMAL"
ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_ATTACK- "BATTLE MODE: EXPIRED"
ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_ELECTRICATTACK- "POWER LEVELS NORMALIZED"
ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_MOISTUREIMMUNITY- "MOISTURE, MY OLD NEMESIS"
ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_PLAYERABSORPTION- "DURABILITY DOWN"
ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_SLEEPRESISTANCE- "REST MODE OPERATIONAL"
ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_WORKEFFECTIVENESS- "DESIRE TO WORK DEPLETED"
ANNOUNCE_FERTILIZER_RESEARCHED- "I WISH I KNEW LESS"
ANNOUNCE_HEALINGSALVE_ACIDBUFF_DONE- "ACID RESISTANCE LEVELS DEPLETED"
ANNOUNCE_HUNT_AVOID_FORK- "NO SIGNIFICANT THREATS DETECTED AHEAD"
ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY- "DISTANCE TO LIFEFORM: MINIMAL"
ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING- "TRAIL DATA WIPED BY RAIN"
ANNOUNCE_HUNT_START_FORK- "DANGER DETECTED AHEAD"
ANNOUNCE_HUNT_SUCCESSFUL_FORK- "MY TRACKING ABILITY IS FAR SUPERIOR TO ANY CARBON-BASED LIFE FORM"
ANNOUNCE_HUNT_WRONG_FORK- "COUNTERSURVEILANCE DETECTED"
ANNOUNCE_MEGA_FLARE_SEEN- "THEY GAVE AWAY THEIR LOCATION. THIS SHOULD BE FUNNY"
ANNOUNCE_OCEANFISHING_BADCAST- "ERROR. RECALIBRATING"
ANNOUNCE_OCEANFISHING_LINESNAP- "YOU WIN THIS ROUND, SLIMY ORGANIC"
ANNOUNCE_OCEANFISHING_LINETOOLOOSE- "LINE TENSION: SUB-OPTIMAL"
ANNOUNCE_OCEAN_SILHOUETTE_INCOMING- "A GIANT ORGANIC APPROACHES"
ANNOUNCE_OFF_SCRIPT- "INCORRECT!"
ANNOUNCE_OTTERBOAT_DENBROKEN- "STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY COMPROMISED. ABORT! ABORT!"
ANNOUNCE_OTTERBOAT_OUTOFSHALLOWS- "MAXIMUM OCEAN DEPTH EXCEEDED. PLATFORM DESTRUCTION IMMINENT"
ANNOUNCE_PIRATES_ARRIVE- "MUSICAL REVELRY DETECTED. ANNOYANCE INCOMING"
ANNOUNCE_PLANT_RANDOMSEED- "UNABLE TO DETERMINE OUTCOME"
ANNOUNCE_PLANT_RESEARCHED.1- "AGRICULTURAL DATABASE HAS EXPANDED"
ANNOUNCE_POCKETWATCH_PORTAL- "THAT WAS AWFUL"
ANNOUNCE_SCRAPBOOK_FULL- "PAPER DATA RECEPTACLE STATUS: 100% COMPLETE"
ANNOUNCE_TOOL_TOOWEAK- "INSUFFICIENT POWER. TOOL UPGRADE REQUIRED"
ANNOUNCE_WEIGHT- "Weight: {weight}"
ANNOUNCE_WEIGHT_HEAVY- "Weight: {weight} IT IS OF OPTIMAL DENSITY"
ANNOUNCE_WINCH_CLAW_MISS- "CLAW_GRAB.EXE HAS FAILED"
ANNOUNCE_WINCH_CLAW_NO_ITEM- "YOU WILL DO BETTER NEXT TIME, BROTHER"

Skins

Guest of Honor Set- "I POLISHED MY CHASSIS FOR THE OCCASION"
Survivor Set- "RUSTED AND BUSTED."
Triumphant Set- "NOW THE OUTSIDE MATCHES THE INSIDE. EVIL."
Halloween Costume Set- "OVERCHARGED, READY TO CHARGE"
Challenger Set- "THIS UNIT IS BATTLE READY"
Gladiator Set- "ALL FLESHLINGS WILL BE CRUSHED"
Roseate Set- "OVERGROWN. CIRCUITS BLOWN"
Snowfallen Set- "IF I HAD A HEART IT WOULD BE MADE OF ICE"
Verdant Set- "I AM THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL"
Culinarian Set- "MEAL SERVER DOWN"
Victorian Set- "PREPARING TO DIVE"
Unfinished Set- "THEY HAVE NOT INSTALLED A HEART"
Magmatic Set- "PROGRAMMED IN LAVASCRIPT"
Midori Roboto Set- "WITH PARTS MADE IN JAPAN"
Merrymaker Set- "CRACKING WALNUT CODE"
Experiment Set- "I AM THE FUTURE"

Removed

Brush- "I WILL REMOVE YOUR HAIR, BIT BY BIT"
War Saddle- "I SHALL DOMINATE ALL CREATURES"
Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "I BROKE IT."
Directional Sign (empty)- "THATAWAY."
Moon Rock Wall (held)- "I CAN BUILD A MOON BASE?"
Queenly Figure (shaking)- "FIGURE LOOMING"
Mothling- "IT HAS NO OFFENSIVE PROPERTIES, YET I AM COMPELLED TO KEEP IT"
Applied Horticulture- "A USELESS TOME ON PLANT CULTIVATION"
Mending Tape- "IT JOINS COMPONENTS OF FIBRE TOGETHER"
Dilapidated Door- "ERROR: DOOR LEADS NOWHERE"
Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "ERROR"
Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "DOES NOT COMPUTE"
Urn- "EMPATHY MODE MISSING"
Turnip- "TURNIP? FOR WHAT?"
Silver Plate- "GILDING DOES NOT COMPUTE"
Burnt Spiky Bush- "BURNED"
Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "I WIN. GOOD."
Diseased Twiggy Tree- "HA. DISEASE. A BIOLOGICAL LAPSE IN JUDGMENT."
Red and Green Mushtrees (blooming)- "ORGANICS ARE ALWAYS REPRODUCING THEMSELVES. WHY"
Red Mushtree (blooming)- "MY OLFACTORY SENSORS ARE OVERWHELMED"
Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "IT IS REPLICATING"
Diseased Grass Gekko- "I'M IMMUNE TO PATHOGENS. HA HA."
Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "IT SERVES ME."
No-Eyed Deer- "IS IT STARING AT ME? ...NO, MAYBE NOT"
Ancient Fuelweaver- "I WILL DESTROY YOU"
Wilson (generic)- "DETECTING... WILSON!"
Wilson (attacker)- "THAT WILSON IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
Wilson (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
Wilson (reviver)- "THAT WILSON IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
Wilson (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING WILSON NEEDS A HEART."
Wilson (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING %s NEEDS A HEART"
Willow (generic)- "DETECTING... WILLOW!"
Willow (attacker)- "THAT WILLOW IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
Willow (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
Willow (reviver)- "THAT WILLOW IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
Willow (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING WILLOW NEEDS A HEART."
Wolfgang (generic)- "DETECTING... WOLFGANG!"
Wolfgang (attacker)- "THAT WOLFGANG IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
Wolfgang (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
Wolfgang (reviver)- "THAT WOLFGANG IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
Wolfgang (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING WOLFGANG NEEDS A HEART."
Wendy (generic)- "DETECTING... WENDY!"
Wendy (attacker)- "THAT WENDY IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
Wendy (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
Wendy (reviver)- "THAT WENDY IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
Wendy (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING WENDY NEEDS A HEART."
WX-78 (generic)- "DETECTING... OTHER WX-78!"
WX-78 (generic)- "DETECTING... %s!"
WX-78 (attacker)- "THAT WX-78 IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
WX-78 (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
WX-78 (reviver)- "THAT OTHER WX-78 IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
WX-78 (ghost)- "INFERIOR WX-78 NEEDS A HEART."
Wickerbottom (generic)- "DETECTING... WICKERBOTTOM!"
Wickerbottom (attacker)- "THAT WICKERBOTTOM IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
Wickerbottom (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
Wickerbottom (reviver)- "THAT WICKERBOTTOM IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
Wickerbottom (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING WICKERBOTTOM NEEDS A HEART."
Woodie (generic)- "DETECTING... WOODIE!"
Woodie (attacker)- "THAT WOODIE IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
Woodie (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
Woodie (reviver)- "THAT WOODIE IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
Woodie (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING WOODIE NEEDS A HEART."
Woodie (Werebeaver)- "%s! YOU GOT SLIGHTLY LESS INFERIOR"
Wes (generic)- "DETECTING... WES!"
Wes (attacker)- "THAT WES IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
Wes (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
Wes (reviver)- "THAT WES IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
Wes (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING WES NEEDS A HEART."
Maxwell (generic)- "DETECTING... MAXWELL!"
Maxwell (attacker)- "THAT MAXWELL IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED."
Maxwell (murderer)- "KILL! KILL!"
Maxwell (murderer)- "THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST DECEIT. DIE!"
Maxwell (reviver)- "THAT MAXWELL IS AN ASSET TO OUR SURVIVAL."
Maxwell (ghost)- "FLESH WEAKLING MAXWELL NEEDS A HEART."
Gnome- "ORGANICS ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME"
Gnomette- "HEY SCIENTIST THIS HORRIBLE JUNK LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU"
White and Black Bishop- "IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY BIG"
Back Scratcher- "SOMEONE RIPPED THE ARM OFF A HELPLESS ROBOT"
Beaten Beater- "A DISTANT COUSIN, PERHAPS?"
Mushroom Planter needs log- "LOG-IN REQUIRED"
Toadstool escaping- "THE EXECUTABLE IS GOING TO RUN"
Toadstool escaped- "EXECUTABLE RAN"
Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush (disease warning)- "THIS ORGANIC SEEMS MORE INFERIOR THAN USUAL"
Diseased Sapling, Berry Bush, Grass Tuft, and Juicy Berry Bush- "HA. DISEASE. A BIOLOGICAL LAPSE IN JUDGMENT."
Stone Fruit Bush (disease warning)- "IT IS GETTING SICK. DISGUSTING"
Diseased Stone Fruit Bush- "IT IS AFFLICTED WITH ORGANIC SICKNESS"
Plant diseased pick warning- "VIRUS DETECTED"
Plant diseased dig warning- "ANTIVIRAL PRECAUTIONS SUCCESSFUL"

Other

Survivor Set- "PLEASE DIRECT ME TO THE NEAREST REPAIR SHOP"
Shadow Set- "I AM AN EVIL ROBOT"

Unimplemented

RECORD_DAWN- "I FEEL NOTHING"
RECORD_DANGER- "I FEEL NOTHING"
Carnival Ball- "COMMENCE "FUN""
SHADOWDANCER- "DANCE UNDERLING, DANCE FOR OUR AMUSEMENT!"
BOMB_LUNARPLANT_WORMWOOD- "MY PLANT MINION IS PROVING HIMSELF TO BE VERY USEFUL"
Burnt Spiky Bush- "THORNS. BURNT"
Fish Hook- "REQUIRES ADDITIONAL PLUGIN"
Mini Iceberg- "IT IS COLD LIKE METAL, BUT MORE INFERIOR"
Mini Iceberg (melted) "THE ICE HAS MELTED"
Smoldering- "OBJECT NEARING IGNITION POINT"

Trivia

Their inspection quote in DST for the Ice Staff ("THIS IS MY COLD STICK") is a reference to the line "This is my boomstick." from the film Army of Darkness.
WX-78's quote for Star-Sky while Hutch is dead ("ONE FISH, TWO FISH. RED FISH, DEAD FISH.") is a reference to the book One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish by Dr. Seuss.
WX-78's quote for the inactive Ancient Gateway, "ERROR 502", is a reference to the bad gateway server error in HTTP status codes.
Their reaction to a repaired Moon Stone ("MOONBASE. AAAAA. MOONBASE!") may be a reference to "Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite", a video compilation of the text-to-speech chat in the video game Moonbase Alpha.
WX-78's quote for the Knight trinket ("THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY") is a reference to the film WarGames.
Their quote for a Dark Sword ("HACK THE PLANET") is a reference to the film Hackers.
Their quote for a repaired Knight Marble Sculpture ("</HEAD>") is a reference to Hypertext Markup Language, or HTML. It is the closing tag for the <head> element, which defines the title of a webpage.
Their quote for Marble Sculptures shaking on a full or new moon ("FREE HIM!!") may be a reference to a meme in which an image of a Pikachu figure (a character from the Pokemon franchise) encased in a plastic ball is accompanied by the text "free him".
WX-78's quote for their Midori Roboto skin ("WITH PARTS MADE IN JAPAN") is a reference to the song "Mr. Roboto" by the band Styx.

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