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“The favoured tool of axe murderers and loggers.”
This page lists Walter's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.
Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Walter's quotes for items found in Don't Starve. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.
Tools
Axe- "The favoured tool of axe murderers and loggers."
Luxury Axe- "I feel like you could use gold for better things."
Shovel- "You never know what you'll find if you do a little digging."
Regal Shovel- "Instead of digging up gold, I can dig with gold!"
Pickaxe- "It's all mine!"
Opulent Pickaxe- "It makes sense if you don't think about it."
Razor- "I found a whisker on my chin, I'm sure my beard will come in any day now."
Hammer- "Sometimes you need to break stuff to make stuff."
Pitchfork- "I'm more of a forager than a farmer."
Feather Pencil- "I feel like I should write something poetic with this..."
Brush- "Woby loves getting her fur brushed."
Saddle- "Guess you need a saddle to ride some animals."
War Saddle- "It's almost as comfy as sitting in Woby's fur."
Glossamer Saddle- "See? Bugs are helpful in lots of ways!"
Saddlehorn- "It can't be comfortable wearing a saddle all the time."
Salt Lick- "Don't eat that Woby, it's for the beefalo!"
Lights
Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Anyone want to hear a scary story?"- Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "Woah! I don't think that's safe..."
- Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "It's the perfect temperature for roasting marshmallows!"
- Campfire (low)- "It might need some more fuel."
- Fire Pit (low)- "I might need to feed the fire a bit."
- Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "We need more fuel for the fire!"
- Campfire (out)- "Over already?"
- Fire Pit (out)- "The fire pit's already built, all we need is more wood!"
Torch- "Is this what they use in England instead of flashlights?"
Miner Hat- "Being able to see makes exploring a lot easier."
Pumpkin Lantern- "I heard a radio show once about a horseman with a pumpkin for a head!"
Lantern- "Light the way, lantern."
Survival
Backpack- "Perfect for carrying supplies! And bugs!"
Piggyback- "This is giving me inspiration for a new campfire story..."
Bird Trap- "A bird trap! Classic survival stuff!"
Bug Net- "I'm an expert at catching bugs."
Fishing Rod- "It's a fishing rod, you use it for fishing."
Straw Roll- "You make due with what you have out in the wilderness."
Fur Roll- "It feels nice, like cuddling up with Woby."
Tent- "I always sleep better in a tent."
Trap- "We learned how to make them in the Pinetree Pioneers."
Honey Poultice- "You can never be too prepared when you're out in the wilderness."
Healing Salve- "Never hurts to be prepared!"
Umbrella- "It'll stop the raindrops from falling on my head."
Compass-
- N- "North."
- S- "South."
- E- "East."
- W- "West."
- NE- "Northeast."
- SE- "Southeast."
- NW- "Northwest."
- SW- "Southwest."
- Compass (generic)- "The Pinetree Pioneer handbook says to always bring a compass!"
- Compass (broken)- "What...? I've never seen a compass do this before."
Bundling Wrap- "Efficient packing is truly an overlooked art in camping."
Bundled Supplies- "It's packed full of provisions."
Food
Crock Pot (empty)- "Sure wish there was food in it."- Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This might take a while. Wanna see this cool bug I found in the meantime?"
- Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Almost time to eat!"
- Crock Pot (finished)- "Come and get it!"
- Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That's against the rules."
Bee Box- "Oh bees, why can't we be friends..."
Bee Box (no honey)- "They need a bit more time."
Bee Box (some honey)- "They're still busy making honey."
Bee Box (full of honey)- "Look at all that honey!"- Bee Box (ready)- "Look at all that honey!"
Basic and Improved Farm- "Mom never let me in her garden... not since the Slug Incident."- Basic and Improved Farm (growing)- "Hey! I'm pretty good at this!"
- Basic and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "It needs something to help it grow..."
Ice Box- "This should keep our food supplies fresh!"
Drying Rack- "We should make some jerky!"
Drying Rack (drying)- "You have to be patient, Woby."- Drying Rack (finished)- "Yes! The jerky's ready!"
Science
Science Machine- "I never knew science was such an important part of survival."
Alchemy Engine- "They never taught us about alchemy in school."
Thermal Measurer- "I guess some people like to be more precise than "hot" and "cold"."
Rainometer- "A Pinetree Pioneer can smell rain coming a mile away."
Lightning Rod- "That's where we keep the lightning."- Lightning Rod (charged)- "It's crackling with energy!"
Gunpowder- "I better make sure none of the younger kids play with this."
Exclusive to PS4
Accomploshrine- "I love checking tasks off a list!"
Fight
Spear- "It has a point... heh..."
Ham Bat- "Don't get any ideas, Woby."
Boomerang- "Fetch, Woby!"- Boomerang (hit self)- "Hey, who threw that?! Oh, wait..."
Blow Dart- "It's not as good as my slingshot, but it'll do the trick."
Sleep Dart- "It's not as good as my slingshot, but it'll do the trick."
Fire Dart- "It's not as good as my slingshot, but it'll do the trick."
Football Helmet- "Oh, football! Yeah I'm uh... great at football..."
Grass Suit- "Smells like a freshly mowed lawn."
Log Suit- "Trees are pretty useful."
Marble Suit- "Will I be able to walk in that?"
Bee Mine- "W-what could go wrong?"
Tooth Trap- "We didn't make traps like these in the Pinetree Pioneers..."
Structures
Birdcage- "Now we just need to catch a bird!"
Birdcage (occupied)- "Aw, you miss the trees don't you?"- Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Are you sleeping?"
Pig House- "Why have a house when you could just camp all the time?"
Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "I can hear oinking coming from inside..."- Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Did they go to sleep?"
Rabbit Hutch- "Do they ever dream of eating carrots and wake up with their house missing?"
Hay Wall (held)- "It's better than nothing!"
Hay Wall- "You make do with what you have when you're in the wilderness."
Wood Wall (held)- "Looks sharp."
Wood Wall- "Hope nobody hurts themselves if they try to climb over."
Stone Wall (held)- "This will make a swell wall for our camp."
Stone Wall- "Looks pretty sturdy."
Chest- "It isn't a toy chest, it's a very grownup SUPPLY chest."
Sign (Home)- "Someone has bad handwriting."
Potted Fern- "It's so... purple!"
Mini Sign (held)- "Where's the perfect spot to put this..."- Mini Sign (empty)- "Woby, sit still! I'll draw your portrait."
- Mini Sign (drawn on)- "Who drew this?"
Wood Fence (held)- "Why fence in nature?"
Wood Fence- "Why do we need fences? It's the great outdoors!"
Wood Gate (held)- "I guess I should find someplace to put that."
Wood Gate- "It's open-and-shut."
Refine
Rope- "An essential part of any adventuring kit."
Boards- "Some boards."
Cut Stone- "It wasn't too hard!"
Papyrus- "Just some paper with nothing on it."
Purple Gem- "Purple's usually a friendly colour."
Nightmare Fuel- "People always say my campfire stories are nightmare fuel."
Beeswax- "It's none of my beeswax. Heh..."
Wax Paper- "Mom used to use something like this for baking."
Magic
Meat Effigy- "I thought bringing back the dead involved more levers and electricity."
Prestihatitator- "I don't really understand how it's supposed to work."
Shadow Manipulator- "Is it really magic?"
Pan Flute- "It can't be too hard to play."
Night Light- "It really adds to the atmosphere."
Night Armor- "Wait... is this dangerous?"
Dark Sword- "That deeeefinitely has a curse on it."
One-man Band- "I've never played any of these instruments, but I'm sure I'll do great!"
Bat Bat- "Bat 'er up!"
Belt of Hunger- "The smell kind of ruins my appetite."
Chilled Amulet- "Brr... how does it stay so cold?"
Nightmare Amulet- "Do you hear the whispering too, Woby?"
Life Giving Amulet- "I'm invincible!!'"
Fire Staff- "I'd better keep this away from the younger kids... and Willow."
Ice Staff- "Ice magic!"
Telelocator Staff- "But getting there is half the fun!"
Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "Come on Woby, let's find some purple gems."
Telelocator Focus (full)- "Everything's ready!"- Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "I need to put in the gems first."
- Telolocator Socket (full)- "Ready to go."
Dress
Sewing Kit- "Better make sure all my badges are secure!"
Rabbit Earmuffs- "Some of us don't have ear fluff of our own, Woby."
Straw Hat- "That hat would never pass uniform inspection."
Beefalo Hat- "It sure smells like beefalo..."
Beekeeper Hat- "I can finally walk among the bees!"
Feather Hat- "And I thought my bird watching badge was a feather in my cap!"
Winter Hat- "Better bundle up."
Top Hat- "Seems a bit out of place out here in the wilderness."
Dapper Vest- "This doesn't look like good adventuring wear."
Breezy Vest- "Now we're both fuzzy, Woby!"
Puffy Vest- "A warm nose cozy."
Bush Hat- "Camouflage!"
Garland- "Hey, that looks swell!"
Walking Cane- "Nothing like a good walking stick! Just don't chew on it this time, Woby."
Ancient
Thulecite- "Rocks from an ancient civilization!"
Thulecite Wall (held)- "Want to give me a hand with these, Woby?"
Thulecite Wall- "I like the spooky atmosphere."
Thulecite Medallion (min)- "Nothing's really happening."- Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Things are starting to get exciting!"
- Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "I think the monsters are coming!"
- Thulecite Medallion (max)- "Just a steady stream of monsters!"
- Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "I think they're running out of energy..."
- Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "They're going away!"
- Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "Aw, is it over?"
The Lazy Forager- "Getting there is half the fun!"
Magiluminescence- "With this on, I'm invincible! Right?"
Construction Amulet- "Great for when you're low on supplies!"
The Lazy Explorer- "I bet I could race you now, Woby!"
Star Caller's Staff- "It never hurts to have a little star power."
Deconstruction Staff- "I wish I had this when I had to break camp in the Pinetree Pioneers..."
Pick/Axe- "It's two tools in one!"
Thulecite Crown- "I'm the king! You have to listen to what I say!"
Thulecite Suit- "Woah! It's not even heavy!"
Thulecite Club- "I was never great at baseball... but maybe I would be with a bat like this!"
Houndius Shootius (held)- "Come on Woby, let's find a good place to put this!"
Houndius Shootius- "It's keeping an eye on me! Get it? Because it's... you know..."
Nature - Plants
Evergreen- "They're called "evergreen" because... well you get the idea."
Lumpy Evergreen- "What a scraggly tree."
Spiky Tree- "Not a good tree for climbing."
Evergreen (stump)- "This tree looks stumped. Heh, nice one Walter."- Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "This tree looks stumped. Heh, nice one Walter."
Spiky Tree (stump)- "Firewood is firewood."- Evergreen (burning)- "You're supposed to chop the tree first, THEN build the fire!"
- Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "You're supposed to chop the tree first, THEN build the fire!"
- Spiky Tree (burning)- "A swamp fire!"
Evergreen (burnt)- "That tree just couldn't wait to be a campfire..."- Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "That tree just couldn't wait to be a campfire..."
Spiky Tree (burnt)- "It won't bother us again."
Evergreen Sapling- "One day you'll be a nice big tree."
Log- "Firewood!"- Log (burning)- "Doing what logs do."
Charcoal- "You find a lot of these in fire pits."
Pine Cone- "I should find a good spot to plant this."
Marble Tree- "I don't think it'll make for good firewood."
Totally Normal Tree (regular and stump)- "Can you talk? What's it like being a tree?"
Living Log- "Yep, this log's definitely haunted."
Sapling- "It's a baby tree."
Sapling (picked)- "Now it'll never grow into a tree."- Sapling (burning)- "Someone grab some water!"
Sapling (held)- "Hey Woby, do you see a good spot to plant this?"
Grass Tuft (held)- "Now I can plant it closer to camp."
Berry Bush (held)- "Come on berry bush, we're going on an adventure!"
Spiky Bush (held)- "Hey Woby, do you see a good spot to plant this?"
Twigs- "A handful of useful twigs."
Grass Tuft- "A patch of grass. With bugs in it, if we're lucky."
Grass Tuft (barren)- "This grass needs something to help it grow."- Grass Tuft (burning)- "Hey! Brush fires destroy forests!"
Cut Grass- "Look, I can make a whistle with it! PHHWEEEE!"
Berry Bush- "Foraging is an important wilderness skill!"- Berry Bush (burning)- "That's not a campfire..."
Berry Bush (picked)- "If I wait long enough, they'll grow back."
Berry Bush (barren)- "My handbook says some kind of fertilizer should help."
Reeds- "A pretty normal thing to see in a swamp."
Reeds (picked)- "Nothing left to gather here."- Reeds (burning)- "Uh oh, who wasn't practicing fire safety?"
Cut Reeds- "Ms. Wickerbottom might need some more... reed-ing material."
Plant- "Guessing what it's going to be is half the fun."- Plant (growing)- "I wish plants could grow as fast as you do Woby."
- Plant (ready to be picked)- "Fresh supplies!"
Marsh Plant- "It's just a plant."
Spiky Bush- "It might be a bog monster in disguise."
Spiky Bush (picked)- "Ow!! Does anyone have a bandage?!"- Spiky Bush (burning)- "If it's a bog monster, it's pretty committed to its disguise."
- Spiky Bush (burnt)- "Guess it wasn't a bog monster after all."
Flower- "Are there any bugs on it?"
Petals- "Hope the bees aren't too mad at me."
Evil Flower- "Woby, what's wrong? It's just a flower."
Dark Petals- "I feel funny... did I accidentally pick some poison oak?"
Carrot (planted)- "Now we'll have more carrots. Yay."
Red Mushroom- "Probably shouldn't pick that one."
Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "There's a mushroom hiding down there."
Red Mushroom (picked)- "Maybe it will grow back?"
Green Mushroom- "It doesn't look like any of the mushrooms in my handbook."- Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "There's a mushroom hiding in there!"
- Green Mushroom (picked)- "Maybe it will grow back."
Blue Mushroom- "Hm... there's no blue mushrooms in my handbook..."- Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "Woby, do you think you could dig it up? Guess not."
- Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Maybe it will grow back eventually."
Nature - Objects
Beehive- "I reeaally shouldn't get closer..."
Killer Bee Hive- "E-everyone stay calm... we'll be on our way..."
Honeycomb- "Just don't use it to comb your hair."
Hound Mound- "I bet there's something interesting hiding in there!"
Bones- "You probably shouldn't chew on those, Woby."
Touch Stone- "It must've been used by an ancient civilization!"
Obelisk (sane, up)- "Hey, where did that come from?"
Obelisk (sane, down)- "I swear there was something here a second ago."- Obelisk (insane, up)- "Woah! That was crazy!"
- Obelisk (insane, down)- "That's definitely got a supernatural explanation."
- Harp Statue- "I don't think it has an ear for music. Heh... good one, Walter."
Marble Pillar- "Feels like I'm in a museum."
Marble- "Maybe I'll make a fancy fire pit."
Rundown House- "I bet that wood is full of termites."
Merm Head- "Woah, it's not made of rubber! I think it's real!"
Pig Head- "Don't eat it Woby!"
Pig Torch- "Handy for finding your way in the dark."
Basalt- "I don't think we'll be able to break through that."
Boulder- "It would be more useful in smaller pieces."
Rocks- "Maybe I could make a fire pit."
Flint- "This should come in handy!"
Nitre- "Nitre here nor there. Heh..."
Gold Nugget- "Ow... I bit it, isn't that a thing people do?"
Grave- "I wonder if I'll find a skeleton down there..."
Grave (dug)- "Well, my curiosity is satisfied."
Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Woby, did you dig something up?"
Animal Track- "Tracks! They go this way!"- Animal Track (lost its trail)- "I uh... think I lost the trail..."
- Animal Track (found)- "I learned all about tracking in the Pioneers! It went thataway!"
Wooden Thing- "That definitely looks like a magical... something."- Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "I think I've almost got it, Woby!"
- Wooden Thing (locked)- "Hm, it still needs something..."
- Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "Come on Woby, we've got some exploring to do!"
Ring Thing- "This looks important."
Crank Thing- "This looks complicated..."
Box Thing- "I wonder what's inside?"
Metal Potato Thing- "What is this supposed to be, exactly?"
Worm Hole- "It kind of looks like a mouth."
Worm Hole (open)- "It IS a mouth!! Come on Woby, let's get a closer look."
Worm Hole (exited)- "That was amazing!!"
Pond- "That'll make a swell swimming hole!"
Skeleton- "Is it a real skeleton?"
Spider Den- "Hey, that must be where the spiders live! It's huge!"
Spider Eggs- "Aww, it's full of baby spiders!"
Rabbit Hole- "We found its den!"
Walrus Camp- "I've heard of houses like this, but I've never seen one!"
Walrus Camp (empty)- "An abandoned campsite... I wonder who was here?"
Nature - Caves
Plugged Sinkhole- "That rock's blocking the entrance!"- Sinkhole (generic)- "Why can't we go in?"
Sinkhole (open)- "Come on Woby! Let's take a look around!"- Exit to Surface (generic)- "Guess we're stuck here Woby."
- Exit to Surface (open)- "Alright, let's go!"
Red Mushtree- "The mushrooms sure grow big down here..."
Green Mushtree- "This one's kind of puny."
Blue Mushtree- "That one's not in my handbook..."
Light Flower- "Pretty swell of those flowers to light the way for us!"
Light Bulb- "Will I start glowing if I eat it?"
Stalagmite- "People get stalagmites and stalactites confused, but I know which is which!"
Stalagmite (pointy)- "It's a really tall... one of these!"
Spilagmite- "Someone needs to dust more often, everything's covered in cobwebs!"
Slurtle Mound- "I have to see what's in there!"
Splumonkey Pod- "I'm sure it's just an ordinary barrel."
Fern- "There's some weird plants growing down here."
Foliage- "This would be great for starting a campfire."
Nature - Ruins
Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "There's probably tons of good stuff in there."
Ancient Statue- "Woah! Is this what they looked like?"
Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "It looks broken to me."
Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Do you think aliens helped them make it?"
Algae- "Pond monsters love algae!"
Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "I don't think they're going to get up anytime soon."
Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "I don't think they're going to get up anytime soon."- Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "I don't think they're going to get up anytime soon."
Relic- "It's even older than the furniture at my grandpa's house."
Relic (broken)- "We can fix it up with some Pinetree Pioneer determination!"- Thulecite Fragments- "Woby, keep your eyes peeled for any more of these little pieces!"
Cave Lichen- "It grows in most caves."
Ornate Chest- "There's got to be something good inside!"- Large Ornate Chest- "I have to know what's inside!"
Nightmare Light- "But can you roast marshmallows over it?"
Turfs
Wooden Flooring- "Some floorboards."
Carpeted Flooring- "This reminds me of my living room back home."
{Pic32|Cave Rock Turf}}Checkerboard Flooring, Forest Turf, Marsh Turf, Rocky Turf, Mud Turf, Slimy Turf, Fungal Turfs, and Cave Rock Turf- "A patch of ground."
Cobblestones- "Some road."
Grass Turf and Savanna Turf- "A patch of grass."
Guano Turf- "A patch of... underground."
Mobs - Monsters
Clockwork Knight- "Just horsing around..."
Clockwork Bishop- "It's a Martian!"
Clockwork Rook- "I wonder how it works?"
Damaged Knight- "Heh, spooky!"
Damaged Bishop- "Oooh, look at that! What's that stuff oozing out of it?"
Damaged Rook- "Wow! It looks even more dangerous than the usual ones!"- Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Woah! What are you?"
- Charlie (attacked by)- "Hey w-wait- I thought we could be friends!"
Hound- "Hey Woby, another dog for you to play with!"
Red Hound- "Who's a good boy?"
Blue Hound- "Friends of yours, Woby?"
Hound's Tooth- "They left a souvenir!"- Spider- "Woah, you're a big spider!"
Spider (sleeping)- "Don't mind me!"
Spider (dead)- "Aw, poor little guy."
Spider Warrior- "Look at the colouring on that one!"
Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I should probably leave them alone..."
Spider Warrior (dead)- "Sorry, you started it!"
Spider Gland- "This would be a good addition to my first aid kit."
Silk- "Spiders are pretty useful."
Krampus- "Hey! Did you rifle through my supplies?"
Krampus Sack- "It smells... goat-y."
Merm- "A bog monster! I knew they were real!"
Frog- "That doesn't look like the frogs in my handbook..."
Frog (sleeping)- "Have sweet, fly-filled dreams."
Frog (dead)- "Poor little guy."
Tentacle- "I want to see the creature it's attached to!"
Tentacle Spike- "A souvenir from the swamp creature."
Tentacle Spots- "You can find a use for almost anything in nature."
Big Tentacle (1)- "I kind of want to poke it."- Big Tentacle (2)- "That's a weird looking pillar."
Big Slimy Pit- "Hey, there's a tunnel! Let's go Woby!"
Baby Tentacle- "Are these all from the same creature?"
Guardian Pig- "I think we're already hitting it off!"
Werepig- "Double monster!"
Ghost- "Ha, and people tried to tell me ghosts aren't real."
MacTusk- "I need a closer look at those tusks!"
Wee MacTusk- "I've never seen a real walrus up close!"
Walrus Tusk- "Oof... I don't think he brushed."
Tam o' Shanter- "It's very... plaid?"
Mosquito- "Tiny vampires of the insect world."- Mosquito (held)- "Now I'm all itchy, I hope you're happy."
Mosquito Sack- "Good thing I'm not... squeamish..."- Nearby Mosquitoes- "Zhey vant to suck our bloood!"
Cave Spider- "Woah! You startled me!"
Spitter- "Ooooh! Look at you!"
Batilisk- "Maybe if we're lucky it'll turn into a vampire!"
Meat Bulb- "Hey, free meat!"
Fleshy Bulb- "I'll plant this somewhere far away from camp."- Eyeplant- "Eye bet it's friendly!"
Slurper- "Hey little guy!"
Slurper Pelt- "Does anyone know taxidermy?"
Dangling Depth Dweller- "Woah! You startled me!"
Depths Worm (emerged)- "Woah! That worm's enormous!"- Depths Worm (plant)- "What's wrong Woby? It's just a plant!"
Dirt Mound (burrowed Depths Worm)- "Just a pile of dirt."
Ewecus- "I bet you're really a big softie!"
Steel Wool- "For making especially scratchy sweaters."
Mobs - Neutral Animals
Beefalo- "He's almost as big as you are, Woby!"- Beefalo (follower)- "Look Woby, we made a new friend!"
Beefalo (sleeping)- "They're snoozing."
Beefalo (naked)- "Don't worry Woby, I'd never do that to you... unless you had mats."
Beefalo (domesticated)- "He's almost as friendly as Woby now."
Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "We might need to cut back on the treats..."
Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "Wanna go for a ride?"
Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "Hey, what's wrong?"
Beefalo Wool- "Sorry, beefalo."
Beefalo Horn- "That'll make a decent bugle."
Baby Beefalo- "Hey little guy!"- Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Shhh! Woby, they're sleeping!"
Nearby Bees- "I love bees! Too bad I'm uh... deathly allergic to them."- Bee- "Heh... sure wish I wasn't deathly allergic to them!"
Killer Bee- "(Sigh). All bees are killer bees when you're allergic."- Bee (held)- "Ha ha... you wouldn't sting me... right little guy?"
- Killer Bee (held)- "This is fine..."
Stinger- "Aaaaah! Keep it away, please!"- Pig (normal and sleeping)- "It's a walking, talking pig!"
- Pig (follower)- "See? We can all get along just fine."
Pig (dead)- "His bacon couldn't be saved."
Pig Skin- "Is this what people are always tossing around?"
Pig Man (guard)- "He looks pretty serious."
Bunnyman and Beardlord- "I've never heard of the Bunnyman before! Better make a note."
Bunny Puff- "Don't eat it Woby!"
Koalefant- "The trail led us right to it."
Winter Koalefant- "So you're the one who left those tracks!"
Pengull- "I've never seen one up close before!"
Rock Lobster- "Wow! Look at you!"
Slurtle- "What is that slimy thing? I've gotta get a closer look!"
Slurtle Slime- "Slurtle snot!"
Broken Shell- "Sorry slurtle."
Shelmet- "This should keep my brain safe. Never know when you'll see a zombie."
Splumonkey- "I've only ever seen them in zoos!"
Mobs - Passive Animals
Butterfly- "I wonder if I can catch it."- Butterfly (held)- "Gotcha!"
Crow- "Finally, something I recognize from my bird guide!"- Crow (held)- "A pocket isn't really the best place for a bird."
Redbird- "Wonder how they got here?"- Redbird (held)- "Are you happy in my pocket?"
Snowbird- "My handbook doesn't show them in this colour..."- Snowbird (held)- "They're extra downy."
Jet Feather- "Looks like a black bird feather."
Crimson Feather- "Looks like a redbird feather."
Azure Feather- "Looks like a snowbird feather."
Gobbler- "Hey, come back! We just want to eat you!"
Eye Bone- "No chewing on this bone, okay Woby?"- Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "Getting some well deserved shut-eye."
Eye Bone (ashes)- "Aw, I liked that thing!"
Chester- "Who's a good little monster? You are!"
Rabbit and Beardling- "A real jackalope! Come here little guy!"- Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "Look, the antlers aren't held on with paste or anything!"
Fireflies- "I wish I had a jar."- Fireflies (held)- "Hope they get along with the other bugs in my pockets."
Mandrake (planted)- "Hey, what's that hiding down there?"
Mandrake (follower)- "Follow the leader!"
Mandrake (dead)- "It's got a little face!"
Mandrake (cooked, 1)- "Sorry little buddy."- Mandrake (cooked, 2)- "It feels wrong..."
Snurtle- "Hey little guy!"
Snurtle Shell Armor- "I'm the terrifying snail boy! Part boy, part snail!"
Mobs - Tallbird family
Tallbird- "Woah! Do you fly? Or are you more like an ostrich?"
Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "She was protecting her nest..."
Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Invisible eggs? Oh, no it's just empty."
Tallbird Egg- "What a huge egg!"
Hatching Tallbird Egg- "It's hatching! It's really hatching!"- Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "If I'm the first one they see, they might think I'm their mom."
Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Uh oh, it's going to be a fried egg if we don't cool it down."
Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Come on Woby, help me warm it up."- Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "How long does it take for these to hatch?"
- Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "It'll hatch any day now, I'm positive!"
- Smallbird- "Hey little bird! Anything you want to tell me?"
- Smallbird (sleeping)- "Shhh, you have to be extra quiet Woby."
- Smallbird (hungry)- "Feeling a bit... peckish? Heh... you know, because you're a bird?"
- Smallbird (starving)- "Oh no! Did I forget to feed you?"
Smallish Tallbird- "Nobody understands us, do they?"- Smallish Tallbird (sleeping)- "Sleep well!"
- Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "Hungry? I'll see what I have."
- Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "They're just grouchy because they're hungry."
- Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Ouch!! Th-that hurt!"
Mobs - Bosses
Treeguard (normal and lumpy)- "They've come to take their revenge!"- Spider Queen- "I've never heard of spiders having a queen, that's so interesting!"
Spiderhat- "Woby keeps growling at me when I wear it..."
Deerclops- "Woah! It's you!"
Deerclops Eyeball- "At least we got this souvenir."
Ancient Guardian- "Aw, did someone leave you all alone down here?"
Guardian's Horn- "This is amazing! A real monster horn!"
Mobs - Other
Maxwell- "Get him, Woby!"
Pig King- "He looks like the Pioneer Leader of this troop."- Abigail (level 1)-
- "Your sister kind of creeps me out, but you're alright!"
- "Your sister kind of creeps me out, but you're alright!"
- Abigail (level 2)-
- "Your sister kind of creeps me out, but you're alright!"
- "Your sister kind of creeps me out, but you're alright!"
- Abigail (level 3)-
- "Your sister kind of creeps me out, but you're alright!"
- "Your sister kind of creeps me out, but you're alright!"
Food - Meats
Egg- "Egg-cellent! Get it? Because... egg...?"
Egg (cooked)- "Smells like breakfast is ready!"- Meat- "I hope I don't get sick from eating this..."
Cooked Meat- "You can't beat cooking outdoors!"
Jerky- "That's some tasty jerky!"
Morsel- "Just a little meat."
Cooked Morsel- "A little meat is better than none."
Small Jerky- "Barely a bite of jerky."
Monster Meat- "Uhh Woby? Do you want this?"
Cooked Monster Meat- "Is it supposed to have that weird aftertaste?"
Monster Jerky- "Hey Woby, it's your favourite!"
Leafy Meat- "Does this count as eating my vegetables?"
Cooked Leafy Meat- "It has the weirdest flavour..."
Drumstick- "Is it a good idea to eat raw meat...?"
Fried Drumstick- "That's better!"
Fish- "I'm great at catching fish! I got a badge and everything!"
Cooked Fish- "Catching and cooking your own fish is what camping is all about!"
Eel- "Look at the teeth it has!"
Cooked Eel- "That actually smells pretty good!"
Koalefant Trunk- "The fur's a little patchy."
Winter Koalefant Trunk- "It's full of nose hair."
Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Thankfully booger-free. I think..."
Fried Tallbird Egg- "That's just how nature goes sometimes."
Frog Legs- "I don't think they're ripe yet, they're still green."
Cooked Frog Legs- "It doesn't look as fancy as I imagined."
Batilisk Wing- "Where did the rest of the bat go?"
Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Uh... Woby, do you want this?"
Food - Fruits
Berries- "They're not in the poisonous section of my handbook, must be safe!"
Roasted Berries- "Well, now I have hot berries."
Cave Banana- "I wouldn't mind stopping for a snack."
Cooked Cave Banana- "Well... it's a hot banana."- Dragon Fruit- "Looks tasty."
Prepared Dragon Fruit- "It makes sense that Dragon Fruit tastes better with fire."
Durian- "Yuck! What is that?"
Extra Smelly Durian- "No thank you."
Pomegranate- "Fruit guts!"
Sliced Pomegranate- "I thought it would taste better."
Food - Vegetables
- Carrot- "I get kind of disappointed when it doesn't turn out to be a rat."
Roasted Carrot- "Yup. It's a cooked carrot."
Corn- "Some corn on the cob sounds pretty good right about now."
Popcorn- "I don't have anything to fund-raise for out here..."
Eggplant- "Even in the wilderness you have to eat your vegetables."
Braised Eggplant- "Oh, it's much better cooked!"
Pumpkin- "Is it Fall already?"
Hot Pumpkin- "Hot, mushy pumpkin guts."
Red Cap- "That definitely looks poisonous."
Cooked Red Cap- "Did cooking it make it less poisonous?"
Green Cap- "It's not usually smart to eat unfamiliar mushrooms."
Cooked Green Cap- "It's probably safe now that it's cooked, right?"
Blue Cap- "I'm preeetty sure this isn't the poisonous kind..."
Cooked Blue Cap- "Nothing ventured, nothing gained!"
Glow Berry- "We definitely don't have these back home."
Lichen- "This won't keep for long."
Food - Crock Pot
Bacon and Eggs- "A good camping breakfast."
Butter Muffin- "I feel kind of bad about the butterfly."
Dragonpie- "Is it made from actual dragons?"
Fishsticks- "Delicious, nutritious and full of fishes."
Fish Tacos- "The s'more of fish dishes!"
Fist Full of Jam- "Now we're really in a jam..."
Froggle Bunwich- "You can make anything into a sandwich if you try hard enough."
Fruit Medley- "It's good for you!"
Honey Ham- "Sweet pig meat!"
Honey Nuggets- "I loved these when I was little."
Kabobs- "Food is always better when it's on a stick."
Mandrake Soup- "Poor little guy."
Meatballs- "They're the best part of spaghetti anyway."
Meaty Stew- "Tasty!"
Monster Lasagna- "It looks kind of suspicious... maybe Woby will want it."
Pierogi- "The perfect size to pop in your mouth!"
Powdercake- "This could go badly."
Pumpkin Cookies- "It's made from a vegetable, so it's healthy."- Ratatouille- "Apparently there's no actual rats in it."
Stuffed Eggplant- "A vegetable stuffed with more vegetable."
Taffy- "Don't eat too much or you'll get a stomach ache."
Turkey Dinner- "If you're good I'll give you a drumstick, Woby."
Unagi- "Bite-sized deliciousness."
Waffles- "Breakfast!"
Wet Goop- "Er... maybe Woby will want it..."
Food - Other
Seeds- "It's nice of the birds to share."
Carrot Seeds- "Those look like carrot seeds."
Corn Seeds- "We should plant these."
Dragon Fruit Seeds- "Let's find some place to plant these."
Durian Seeds- "Not sure if I want to grow more of those."
Eggplant Seeds- "We should find a place to plant these."
Pomegranate Seeds- "Where's a good spot to plant a pomegranate?"
Pumpkin Seeds- "Woby, do you see a good spot for a pumpkin patch?"
Toasted Seeds- "You make do with what you have when you're out in the wilderness."
Honey- "Wish I had some toast."
Butterfly Wings- "Nature's pretty amazing, isn't it?"
Butter- "This makes far more sense, honestly."- Rot- "I probably shouldn't eat this..."
Rotten Egg- "That's definitely gone off."
Phlegm- "Looks like a big booger."
Misc Items
Blueprint- "I'm great at following directions!"
Gears- "These don't usually occur in nature."- Ashes- "Did someone have a campfire without me?"
- Ashes of item- "Now I'll never know what it was..."
Red Gem- "I think this gem might be magic."
Blue Gem- "A magic blue gem!"
Yellow Gem- "Is it supposed to feel warm?"
Green Gem- "It's a great green gem!"
Orange Gem- "Orange you glad I found this orange gem? Ha ha, nice one Walter."
Beard Hair- "Aw, I thought it was yeti fur..."
Manure- "It's a natural part of nature!"
Guano- "My Pinetree Pioneer training is telling me there's bats nearby!"
Melty Marbles- "These will make perfect slingshot ammo."
Fake Kazoo- "I'd rather have a bugle."
Gord's Knot- "That's easy, I know how to tie lots of knots!"
Gnome- "Is it just me, or do his eyes follow me around?"
Tiny Rocketship- "I wonder if we'll ever explore outer space."
Frazzled Wires- "Uh oh, did the robot drop these?"
Ball and Cup- "That's kid stuff."
Hardened Rubber Bung- "I'm sure I'll find a use for it."
Mismatched Buttons- "Never know when you'll need a spare button."
Second-hand Dentures- "I'm sure these will bring a smile to someone's face. Get it?"
Lying Robot- "He said he loves when I talk about my bug collection!"
Dessicated Tentacle- "Still wriggling."
Dwarf Star- "Almost better than a campfire."
Adventure Mode
Divining Rod (in starting base)- "Hey! This looks a lot like that radio!"- Divining Rod- "Hey! This looks a lot like that radio!"
- Divining Rod (cold)- "Getting colder... must've taken a wrong turn."
- Divining Rod (warm)- "Getting warm..."
- Divining Rod (warmer)- "Warmer..."
- Divining Rod (hot)- "We're hot on the trail, Woby!"
Divining Rod Holder- "This looks important."- Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "Maybe I can unlock it with something..."
- Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "It worked!"
Maxwell's Door- "Don't be scared Woby, we'll do this together!"
Maxwell's Phonograph- "It's like a radio, but not as good."
Maxwell's Light- "That's a pretty neat trick."
Maxwell Statue- "I'm starting to think that Maxwell guy might be a bit full of himself."
Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "That could hurt someone!"
Sick Worm Hole- "Is it sick?"
Nightmare Lock- "It looks like something should go in there."
Nightmare Throne- "That chair is just screaming "cursed"."- Male character on Nightmare Throne- "Don't worry, a Pinetree Pioneer always helps those in need!"
- Female character on Nightmare Throne- "Don't worry, a Pinetree Pioneer always helps those in need!"
- Other character on Nightmare Throne- "Don't worry, a Pinetree Pioneer always helps those in need!"
Announcements
- Generic- "That sure is a mystery!"
- Failed Adventure Mode- "Perseverance is the Pinetree Pioneer way!"
- Freedom- "That wasn't nearly as fun as I thought it'd be..."
- Freezing- "Brr... I sh-should find a way to w-warm up."
- Battlecry- "Sorry!!"
- Battlecry (prey)- "Sorry, you're going to be dinner for me and Woby!"
- Battlecry (Pig)- "It didn't have to be like this!"
- Battlecry (Spider)- "This wouldn't be happening if you didn't try to eat me!"
- Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Take that! And that!"
- Leaving combat- "Y-yeah! You better run!"
- Leaving combat (prey)- "Darnit! They got away."
- Leaving combat (Pig)- "Let's just take a minute to cool our heads."
- Leaving combat (Spider)- "I didn't really want to fight them anyway."
- Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Nobody likes a bully."
- Dusk- "It's getting late, better set up camp soon."
- Entering darkness- "Ohh, verrry spooooky!"
- Entering light- "Oh, hey! I can see again!"
- Doing things in the dark- "I sure wish I had a flashlight."
- Failed to do something- "It won't work."
- Failed to give something - "I don't think I should put that there... should I?"
- Failed to craft something- "I don't have all the supplies I need."
- Trying to sleep during the day- "I can't sleep with the sun in my eyes."
- Trying to give item to a busy mob- "I guess they're busy."
- Trying to give item to a busy player- "I guess they're busy."
- Trying to give items to busy player- "I guess they're busy."
- Trying to give item to a dead mob- "Oh, uh... I think they're busy. Being dead."
- Trying to give item to a dead player- "Oh, uh... I think they're busy. Being dead."
- Trying to give items to a dead player- "Oh, uh... I think they're busy. Being dead."
- Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "Hey Woby, should we wake them up?"
- Trying to give item to a sleeping player- "Hey Woby, should we wake them up?"
- Trying to give items to a sleeping player- "Hey Woby, should we wake them up?"
- Not enough fertilizer- "I think it needs more nutrients."
- Hounds are coming- "Woby? Do you hear something?"
- Depths Worms are coming- "Something's moving..."
- Boss is coming- "That has to be a Deerclops! I need to get a closer look!"
- Inventory full- "I already have too many supplies to carry."
- Can't rummage (generic)- "That's against the rules."
- Can't store (generic/full)- "I can't fit anything else in there."
- Can't bundle (no items)- "Darnit[sic], I forgot to get something to wrap."
- Can't cook (generic)- "If only I had some marshmallows... oh well."
- Can't cook (too far)- "My arms aren't that long."
- Can't draw (no subject)- "Wait... Woby, do you remember what it looked like?"
- Can't shave (generic)- "Maybe if I ask nicely..."
- Can't shave (nothing left)- "He's already had a close shave. Heh, good one Walter."
- Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "Wouldn't that be kind of rude?"
- Can't write on sign (generic)- "I probably shouldn't..."
- Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "I guess this seat's occupied."
- Beefalo in combat, unable to mount- "Hey, calm down! Let me on!"
- Beefalo in combat, unable to saddle- "I'll... wait till you're done."
- Unable to build structure (mounted)- "I've got to get down if I'm going to do that properly."
- Eating- "Being outdoors makes everything taste better!"
- Eating (stale food)- "I think that was old..."
- Eating (spoiled food)- "Ugh, what did I just eat?"
- Eating (painful food)- "Oooh... my stomach hurts..."
- Hungry- "Can we stop for a snack break?"
- Triggered trap- "It looked way easier in my handbook..."
- Torch and Miner Hat out- "Uh oh... this is usually the part when something bad happens."
- Pricked- "Aaah!! Ow!! It hurts! Were those poisonous?!"
- Object broken, fixable- "Don't worry, I know how to fix it!"
- Earthquake- "Did you feel that, Woby?"
- Campfire story (bog monster)-
- "Ever heard of the bog monster?"
- "Nobody knows what it really looks like..."
- "nobody who's seen it up close ever made it back."
- "People say it can disguise itself,"
- "to look like a mossy rock,"
- "or an old stump,"
- "or even a patch of mud under your feet."
- "The only way to really tell it's there"
- "is if you look out of the corner of your eye..."
- "it'll sometimes let its disguise slip,"
- "and you'll see it start to smile..."
- "with its six mouths full of RAZOR SHARP TEETH!"
- Campfire story (hook-hand man)-
- "Alright, so there's this guy..."
- "and he has a hook for a hand!"
- "But wait,"
- "shoot..."
- "you're not supposed to know that yet..."
- "let me start over."
- "So there's this guy,"
- "and he lives way out deep in the woods,"
- "making clocks."
- "They say that he has a clock"
- "for every one of his victims..."
- "stopped at the exact time they take their last breath."
- "You'll know he's coming when you hear the"
- "click... click... click..."
- "of his hook hand tapping on his watch..."
- "to let you know your time is up!"
- "...But don't worry, the hook man can't get you out here!"
- "The only things in this forest are Beargers and Moosegoose"
- "and Hounds and Dragonflies and Treeguards..."
- Glommer guts song-
- "Great pink gobs of greasy grimy Glommer guts,"
- "Icky sticky spider legs,"
- "Scrambled rotten Tallbird eggs,"
- "French fried eyeplant floating in a pool of mud,"
- "And me without my spoon."
Exclusive to PS4
- Accomplishment- "I did it!"
- Accomplishment completed- "If I were back home, I'd get a badge for that!"
Unimplemented
- Maxwell's Head- "He sure does have a big head."
Skull Chest- "There's got to be something good in there."- Deadly Feast- "Someone could get sick from eating that!"
- Golden Pitchfork- "Now I can be part of a FANCY angry mob."
- Home- "Knock, knock!"
- Tree Clump- "Come on, trees! I just want to see what's over there!"
Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "How do I get the mosquitoes out?"
Lava Pit- "A crusted over lava pit."- Lava Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy."
- Lava Pit (low)- "The lava's crusting over."
- Lava Pit (out)- "Looks fragile."
- Chest (trap)- #DESCRIBE.TREASURECHEST_TRAP
- UNIMPLEMENTED (announcement)- "I don't think it's done yet."
- DEVTOOL- "Weird! It looks like an axe, but..."
- DEVTOOL_NODEV- "Guess I haven't earned that badge yet."
- Rubble- "A bunch of really old rocks. I guess all rocks are old..."
- Hit by Bishop charge- "Ah!! Why?!"
- Shadow Digger- "I wish my shadow could help me with my chores."
- Friend-o-matic- "Come on, Woby! Let's check it out!"
- Friend-o-matic (open)- "Don't be scared Woby, follow me!"
- Friend-o-matic (full)- "Guess we'll have to wait."
Diseased Twiggy Tree- "Maybe it's infested with beetles. I should check!"
Diseased Grass Gekko- "Oh no... I think it's sick."- Research (high value)- "I know everything now! Mostly everything, at least."
- Research (normal value)- "I memorized my Pinetree Pioneer handbook, I can memorize this!"
- Research (low value)- "That wasn't very informative."
- Toadstool escaping- "Hey wait! Come back!"
- Toadstool escaped- "Darnit... he got away."
Scaled Furnace (normal, one gem)- "Toasty!"- Scaled Furnace (high, two gems)- "Roasty!"
- Scaled Furnace (hammered)- "...That didn't fix it."
- ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP- "Huh. I thought for sure there would be a trap."
- UNIMPLEMENTED- "It's so mysterious!"
- WETPAPER- "Better than a wet blanket! Heh... good one Walter."
- TREASURECHEST_TRAP- "There might be cursed pirate gold inside!"
Bernie (Forge)- "He might make a good distraction for us."
Turnip- "Huh... Turnip would be a good name for a dog."- File:Roasted Turnip.pngRoasted Turnip- "Tasty turnips."
Fishing Net- "Hey Woby, want to go fishing?"
Melted Mini Glacier(melted)- "Ice sometimes does that."
Ant-Chovy- "I have mixed feelings."- File:Grass.pngGrass- "It hasn't grown back yet."
- File:Grass.pngGrass- "Can't take anymore from it."
- File:Mini Iceberg.pngMini Iceberg- "Iceberg ahead!"
- File:Mini Iceberg.pngMini Iceberg- "Woby likes to roll in puddles."
- File:Melted Iceberg.pngMelted Iceberg- "Woby likes to roll in puddles."
- Slurper Pelt (unused quote)- "Does anyone know taxidermy?"
- Pig Tent- "It's a pretty decent tent."
- Spilagmite (unused quote)- "Someone needs to dust more often, everything's covered in cobwebs!"
- Feasting alone- "Hey everybody! Time to eat!"
Removed
- Purple Gem- "Do you hear the whispering too, Woby?"
Trivia
- His quote for the Pumpkin Lantern ("I heard a radio show about a horseman with a pumpkin for a head!") is a reference to the Headless Horseman.
- Walter's quote for On Tentacles ( "Oooh, this reminds me of a radio play where a ship gets eaten by a giant squid!") may be a reference to the myth of the Kraken
- Walter's quote for the Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration, ("Weird how the spiders around here only have six legs.") is poking fun at the Don't Starve trope of spiders having six legs as opposed to eight.
- His quote for a picked Carrot ("I always get a bit disappointed when it doesn't turn out to be a rat.") is a reference to the Carrat.
| Characters | |
| Don't Starve |           |
| Reign of Giants |   |
| Shipwrecked |     |
| Hamlet |    |
| Don't Starve Together |       |
| Removed |  |
| Unimplemented |         |
| Other |        Minor Characters |