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–Walter

"Anyone want to hear a scary story?"

This page lists Walter's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Walter's quotes for items found in Don't Starve Together. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Campfire stories

Bog Monster "Ever heard of the bog monster?" "Nobody knows what it really looks like..." "nobody who's seen it up close ever made it back." "People say it can disguise itself," "to look like a mossy rock," "or an old stump," "or even a patch of mud under your feet." "The only way to really tell it's there" "is if you look out of the corner of your eye..." "it'll sometimes let its disguise slip," "and you'll see it start to smile..." "with its six mouths full of RAZOR SHARP TEETH!" Clocks "Alright, so there's this guy..." "and he has a hook for a hand!" "But wait," "shoot..." "you're not supposed to know that yet..." "let me start over." "So there's this guy," "and he lives way out deep in the woods," "making clocks." "They say that he has a clock" "for every one of his victims..." "stopped at the exact time they take their last breath." "You'll know he's coming when you hear the" "click... click... click..." "of his hook hand tapping on his watch..." "to let you know your time is up!" "...But don't worry, the hook man can't get you out here!" "The only things in this forest are Beargers and Moosegoose" "and Hounds and Dragonflies and Treeguards..."

Lurker "Alright, want to hear a REALLY scary story?" "It happened on a night just like this." "A group of friends were camping out in the woods," "when suddenly they heard noises all around them." "Howling and scratching," "from the darkest depths of the forest." "The friends huddled close around their campfire," "hoping its light would save them from what lurked beyond." "But what they didn't know..." "was that it was already..." "too..." "LATE!" "..." "I said... LATE!" "Woby! You were supposed to jump out and scare them!" "Oh well, we'll work on it." Gourds "Have I ever told you about... the Lord of Gourds?" "They say that during Hallowed Nights he roams the land," "searching for the perfect carved pumpkin" "to replace his missing head." "If your pumpkin is chosen," "he will reward you with riches beyond your imagination!" "But beware..." "if he doesn't find one that pleases him..." "he'll take YOUR head instead!" Glommer Guts "Great pink gobs of greasy grimy Glommer guts," "Icky sticky spider legs," "Scrambled rotten Tallbird eggs," "French fried eyeplant floating in a pool of mud," "And me without my spoon."

Tools

• Snazzy Pitchfork- "Now I can be part of a FANCY angry mob."
• Pocket Scale- "Do you think there's a badge for catching the biggest fish?"
• Garden Hoe- "We'll need that to plant seeds."
• Splendid Garden Hoe- "My tilling skills deserve a gold metal! Get it?"
• Watering Can- "Come on Woby, let's see if the plants need some water."
• Watering Can (empty)- "Maybe I can find a pond around here somewhere..."
• Waterfowl Can- "Wow, fancy!"
• Waterfowl Can (empty)- "Whoops, looks like I'll have to find some water."
• Beefalo Bell- "The beefalo seem to really like the sound it makes!"
• Turf-Raiser Helm- "I've always wanted to look like bug royalty!"
• Auto-Mat-O-Chanic- "Cool! A thingamajigy!"

Lights

• Mushlight (off)- "It's easy to spot! You see, because it has spots! Heh..."
• Mushlight (on)- "My mom loves collecting odd lamps... I hope she's doing alright."
• Mushlight (burnt)- "Not mush we can do now."
• Glowcap (off)- "It's pretty... but I can't roast marshmallows over it."
• Glowcap (on)- "Nature is full of surprises."
• Glowcap (burnt)- "Not mush we can do now."
• Humble Lamb Idol- "Come on Woby, we need to find some kindling!"
• Humble Lamb Idol(Level1)- "That's one neat way to have a campfire!"
• Humble Lamb Idol(Level2)- "Wow, it looks so nice it's kind of hard to leave!"
• Humble Lamb Idol(Level3)- "I think I'll stay here and watch it... just a bit longer."

Survival

• Telltale Heart- "Did you ever hear the story about the beating heart hidden under the floorboards?"
• Booster Shot- "This is supposed to make me healthier?"
• Waterballoon- "Don't worry, I have great aim! Or maybe you should be worried..."
• Whirly Fan- "Those are for little kids!'"
• Flare- "It's a signal, only to be used in an emergency."
• Hostile Flare- "We don't want anyone feeling left out, right Woby?"
• Sea Fishing Rod- "This fishing rod's really sturdy!"
• Tillweed Salve- "Even weeds can be helpful in the wilderness!"
• Seed Pack-It- "You can never have too many pockets!"
• Slimy Salve- "We're prepared for anything, Woby!"

Food

• Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "While we're waiting, does anyone want to see this bug I found?"
• Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "I think it's done!"
• Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "I probably should've planned ahead for this."
• Mushroom Planter (empty)- "It needs something to get started."
• Mushroom Planter (some)- "There's a few mushrooms now, but there'll probably be more soon."
• Mushroom Planter (lots)- "The mushrooms must love it there!"
• Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "Mushrooms are kind of creepy when you think about them."
• Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "Not much left of this log for the mushrooms to feed on."
• Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "That wasn't firewood!"
• Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "My handbook says mushrooms need warmer weather to grow."
• Salt Box- "Salt is great for preserving your supplies."
• Cookbook- "Looks like I've got a new guide to memorize!"
• Garden Digamajig (held)- "Want to help me find a good place for the garden, Woby?"
• Garden Digamajig- "Hey, farming doesn't seem too hard!"
• Composting Bin- "Oooh, compost bins usually have all kinds of interesting bugs in them!"
• Composting Bin (too wet)- "This might be a bit too wet."
• Composting Bin (too dry)- "Hm... does that look a bit too dry, Woby?"
• Composting Bin (balanced)- "That looks pretty good!"
• Composting Bin (burnt)- "We should all really be more careful with fire!"
• Growth Formula Starter- "I think I'm supposed to let it sit for a while."
• Fermenting Growth Formula- "Well, it sure looks like it's doing something."
• Fermented Growth Formula- "I'd guess it's just about done."
• Super Growth Formula- "That's gotta be done!"
• Gardeneer Hat- "It's like a handbook you wear on your head! A headbook?"
• Tree Jam- "I'm glad we found a use for those figs other than eating them..."

Science

• Cartographer's Desk- "We're mapping out the wilderness!"
• Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "That's not a proper campfire!"
• Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "Someone wasn't practicing fire safety."
• Potter's Wheel- "Time for some arts and crafts."
• Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "This doesn't look too hard! Or does it..."
• Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "Hey Woby, look! I'm getting good at this!"
• Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Don't we have a perfectly good fire pit?"
• Think Tank- "We're going to need a better boat."
• Think Tank (burnt)- "We should really be more careful with our resources."
• Tackle Receptacle- "Not to brag, but I do have my fishing badge."
• Terra Firma Tamper- "I think we might be tampering with something we don't understand."
• Sawhorse- "Now I can work towards my carpentry badge!"
• Sawhorse (burnt)- "I guess my carpentry badge will have to wait."

Fight

• Electric Dart- "It's not as good as my slingshot, but it'll do the trick."
• Tail o' Three Cats- "I know how you feel about cats Woby, but it still seems pretty mean."
• Napsack- "It's more humane than a stink bomb."
• Cookie Cutter Cap- "It's a shellmet! Because it's a helmet, but a shell-- you get it."
• Strident Trident- "This looks like it could cause some damage."
• Battle Helm- "Maybe Pinetree Pioneers should start wearing helmets instead."
• Battle Spear- "No Woby, that's not a stick! Well, I guess it IS a stick..."
• Trusty Slingshot- "You never know what you'll run into out in the wilderness."
• Fencing Sword- "Huh. I didn't know people used swords to fix their fences."
• Dreadstone Helm- "Never forget to wear your dark helmet."
• Dreadstone Armor- "It looks like an evil knight's armor. Neat!"
• W.A.R.B.I.S. Head Gear- "It's going to suck out my brain! Ha ha, probably not."
• W.A.R.B.I.S. Armor- "I'll be part boy, part machine!"

Structures

• Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "We need some bird food!"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "Oh no! Did we forget to feed you?"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "I'm... a terrible pet owner..."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "Someone should bury it."
• Directional Sign- "Someone has bad handwriting."
• Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "Well... I guess SOMETHING is in that direction."
• Directional Sign (burnt)- "Hopefully it didn't say anything important."
• End Table (empty and burning)- "Hey... I think I saw something move under there."
• End Table (flowers)- "Is somebody decorating out here?"
• End Table (new light source)- "Oooh, useful."
• End Table (old light source)- "Looks like we need to replace a bulb."
• End Table (wilted)- "Those flowers are looking pretty sad."
• End Table (burnt)- "That's how forest fires get started!"
• Friendly Scarecrow- "Who'd be scared of that?"
• Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "I guess that makes it look a little scarier."
• Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Not much use to us now."
• Moon Rock Wall (held)- "I can't believe we're making walls out of real moon rock!"
• Moon Rock Wall- "It came from another world!"
• Dreadstone Wall (held)- "It's gonna be a real nightmare to set it up! Get it?"
• Dreadstone Wall- "Spooky!"
• Scrap Wall (held)- "What a neat use of trash!"
• Scrap Wall- "What a neat use of trash!"
• Scaled Furnace- "Roasty!"
• Wardrobe- "I've been keeping my bugs in there when I run out of room in my pockets."
• Wardrobe (burning)- "Hey! Brush fires destroy forests!"
• Wardrobe (burnt)- "Poor little guys..."
• Potted Succulent- "I guess it's nice. I prefer plants outdoors though."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic- "Just wait, that biggest fish badge will be mine!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "Weight: {weight} Caught by: {owner} It's almost as heavy as you, Woby!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "I win! Where's my badge? Weight: {weight} Caught by: {owner}"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "Weight: {weight} Caught by: {owner} Pretty impressive, huh Woby?"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "The fire is off the-- well actually it's ON the scale, that's the problem!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "What a waste of supplies."
• Astral Detector (held)- "It must do something important."
• Astral Detector- "I guess it's kind of like a compass."
• Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "We must've found them all!"
• Produce Scale- "Is there a badge for growing the biggest vegetable?"
• Produce Scale (with light item)- "Er... it's not even registering on the scale..."
• Produce Scale (with item)- "It didn't turn out quite as well as I thought it would."
• Produce Scale (with heavy item)- "Weight: {weight} Harvested on day: {day} Wow, it's huge!"
• Produce Scale (burning)- "Hey! That's not a fire pit!"
• Produce Scale (burnt)- "That's what happens when you don't practice fire safety."
• Grooming Station (held)- "Better get this all set up."
• Grooming Station- "Woby doesn't like getting dressed up, but beefalo seem to!"
• Grooming Station (occupied)- "You're going to look great when we're done, just you wait!"
• Grooming Station (burnt)- "We all need to be much more careful with fire."
• Lunar Siphonator (Stage 1)- "We've still got a ways to go."
• Lunar Siphonator (Stage 2)- "It's almost set up!"
• Lunar Siphonator (Stage 3)- "Wow! I wonder what it's for?"
• Mannequin- "I don't know why some people think mannequins are scary."
• Mannequin (burnt)- "Oh no, I thought I smelled a campfire burning around here!"
• Punching Bag / Shadow Boxer / Bright Boxer- "Don't worry Woby, it's just for practice!"
• Support Pillar- "That's not going anywhere!"
• Damaged Support Pillar / Damaged Dreadstone Pillar- "Don't worry Woby, I'm sure it'll be fine!"
• Support Pillar Scaffold- "I bet there's some interesting secrets hiding under there!"
• Support Pillar Wreckage- "Um. Maybe I spoke too soon..."
• Dreadstone Pillar- "Absolutely indestructible!"
• Dreadstone Pillar (Scrapbook)- "How could it be so destructible?"
• Dreadstone Pillar Scaffold- "I bet there's some interesting secrets hiding under there!"
• Art?- "It's cool. I guess."
• Table Lamp- "Turn it off when we tell ghost stories."
• Table Vase(Empty)- "Woby, did you eat the flower?"
• Table Vase(Fresh Light)- "Oooh, useful."
• Table Vase(Generic)- "Careful with that, Woby."
• Table Vase(Old Light)- "We should find a fresh one, Woby!"
• Table Vase(Wilted)- "It looks sad."
• Table Lamp- "Turn it off when we tell ghost stories."
• Empty Frame(Empty)- "Woby, wanna do a pawprint painting?"
• Empty Frame(Picture)- "Is it upside down?"
• Pleasant Portrait- "It really looks like them! Right, Woby?"
• Wooden Chair / Wooden Stool(Empty) - "Sorry Woby, that's not for you."
• Wooden Chair / Wooden Stool(Occupied) - "Sorry Woby, that's not for you."
• Wooden Chair / Wooden Stool(Burnt) - "That's why we should never play with matches."
• Square Wooden Table / Round Wooden Table(Empty)- "Woby, no paws on the table!"
• Square Wooden Table / Round Wooden Table(Decorated)- "Woby, no paws on the table!"
• Square Wooden Table / Round Wooden Table(Burnt)- "Someone forgot their fire saftey!"
• Gramophone- "It's almost as good as a radio. Almost."
• Record(Classic)- "I could listen to this forever!"
• Record(Creepy Forest)- "It's no Midnight Broadcast, but it's still pretty good."
• Record(D.R. Style)- "It's no Midnight Broadcast, but it's still pretty good."
• Record(E.F.S.)- "It's no Midnight Broadcast, but it's still pretty good."
• Elastispacer- "I can make more room for supplies!"
• Tall Chest- "Just look at how many important survival supplies it can hold!"
• Tall Scaled Chest- "The more supplies we can keep safe from fire, the better!"
• Tall Chest(Collapsed)- "It looks pretty messed-up... but I think I could fix it!"
• Gourmet Salt Lick- "You're not a beefalo, Woby."

Refine

• Cratered Moonrock- "I feel like it's looking at me."
• Marble Bean- "I'm pretty sure it's just a rock."
• Feathery Canvas- "I didn't know you could make fabric out of feathers!"
• Collected Dust- "It took a long time to collect all that dust."

Magic

• Ocuvigil- "Map making is so much more interesting here!"
• Moon Dial (generic)- "Huh? I can see the moon!"
• Moon Dial (new moon)- "I know all the moon phases, this one's a new moon."
• Moon Dial (waxing)- "It's a waxing moon."
• Moon Dial (full moon)- "The full moon, a.k.a. best time to spot a werewolf!"
• Moon Dial (waning)- "It's a waning moon."
• Moon Dial (in Caves)- "I can't see through stone... or can I? ...Nope."
• Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "Wait, this isn't ice... it's glass!"
• The Lazy Deserter- "Ready for a journey into the unknown Woby?"
• The Lazy Deserter (active)- "Let's go!"
• Clean Sweeper- "It changes how things look, but they're still the same deep down."

Dress

• Fashion Goggles- "I feel more adventurous already!"
• Desert Goggles- "It's important to dress appropriately for the environment."
• Funcap- "It's not made of the poisonous kind, right?"
• Seawreath- "Maybe if I look like a sea monster the real ones will come out."
• Astroggles- "It's important to have the proper equipment in a storm."
• Polly Roger's Hat- "I have to be careful putting it on, Polly likes to sleep in it."

Ancient

• Premier Gardeneer Hat- "Woah, I can see right through the dirt!"
• Shadowcraft Plinth Kit- "Don't worry, I'm great at setting things up!"
• Shadowcraft Plinth- "It's really handy! Get it? Because it has hands?"

​Cartography

• Map Scroll (empty)- "A map! ...With nothing on it."

​Celestial

• Moon Rock Idol- "Usually these kind of things are locked in an ancient temple guarded by a monster."
• Portal Paraphernalia- "I'm good at following instructions! I have a badge for it!"
• Moon Glass Axe- "Hey... it just occurred to me that this might be dangerous."
• Glass Cutter- "Moon sword!!"
• Bath Bomb- "It smells pretty good."
• Brightsmithy Kit- "Woby and I can have that set up in a jiffy!"
• Brightsmithy- "Let's make something, Woby!"

​Brightsmithy

• Brightshade Armor- "It makes me feel so safe, it's scary!"
• Brightshade Helm- "That's definitely the helmet of some kind of ghost knight!"
• Brightshade Bomb- "If only I could use it in my slingshot."
• Brightshade Staff- "Yup, that's definitely magical."
• Brightshade Sword- "A space sword! Neat!"
• Brightshade Smasher- "Those are some really tough leaves!"
• Brightshade Shoevel- "I came up with the name!"
• Brightshade Repair Kit- "I hope this goes toward my sewing badge."
• Polar Bearger Bin- "We can keep our snacks cold when we go exploring, Woby!"
• Ice Crystaleyezer Kit- "Woby, wanna help me put this together?"
• Ice Crystaleyezer(Deactivated)- "Something is missing. Woby, that eyeball is not a toy!"
• Ice Crystaleyezer(Activated)- "The way it just stares at me is so creepy. I love it."
• Howlitzer- "Don't worry, Woby. Your teeth are safe."

​Shadowcrafting

• Void Robe- "It almost looks like it has a face, doesn't it?"
• Void Cowl- "Woby doesn't like it when I wear that."
• Umbralla- "An umbrella that comes with its own lightning!"
• Shadow Reaper- "I think it just blinked!"
• Void Repair Kit- "I hope this goes toward my sewing badge."
• Embalming Spritz- "It looks kind of like my mom's perfume, but it sure doesn't smell like it."
• Waxed Plants- "It's still alive... I think."

​Critters

• Kittykit- "I'm usually more of a dog person, but you're so cute!"
• Vargling- "You and Woby will get along great!"
• Ewelet- "Aww, you're like a dust bunny that came to life!"
• Broodling- "Play nice with Woby, okay?"
• Glomglom- "It's small for a monster, but big for a bug."
• Giblet- "What a funny little turkey."
• Mothling- "Mom would never let me keep a pet bug this big!"
• Friendly Peeper- "What is it, boy? Do you see something?"

​Fishing

• Wooden Ball Bobber- "Just a simple bobber."
• Hardened Slip Bobber- "A slightly less simple bobber."
• Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spinnerbait- "Careful Woby, these aren't real food!"
• Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spoon- "Careful Woby, these aren't real food!"
• Rainy Day Lure- "I wonder how that works."
• Snow Day Lure- "Snow fishing? Hmm, a new technique to master..."
• Stupefying Lure- "Okay... just hold it carefully..."
• Heavy Weighted Lure- "Just watch Woby, I'll catch the biggest fish you've ever seen!"
• Jet Quill Float- "I followed the instructions perfectly."
• Crimson Quill Float- "I followed the instructions perfectly."
• Azure Quill Float- "I followed the instructions perfectly."
• Saffron Quill Float- "I followed the instructions perfectly."
• Down Quill Float- "It floats... like a feather, in fact."
• Malbatross Quill Float- "Thanks Malbatross!"

​Sculpt

• Carved Hornucopia- "I'm starting to get hungry just looking at it..."
• Bubble Pipe Carving- "It looks like one of those joke pipes you can mail in for."
• Pawn Figure- "Pawns don't seem like statue material."
• Rook Figure- "It's so lifelike!"
• Knight Figure- "What are you so worried about Woby? It's just a statue."
• Bishop Figure- "Woby doesn't seem to like it."
• Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "It's coming to life!"
• Queenly Figure- "It's just a statue."
• Kingly Figure- "Ugh. Who would want to be stuck wearing a suit forever?"
• Deerclops Figure- "I like this one!"
• Bearger Figure- "It looks just like him!"
• Moose/Goose Figure- "It's a shame things had to end the way they did."
• Dragonfly Figure- "If only we could've gotten along."
• Moon Moth Figure- "It's not quite as good as a real bug collection, but close!"
• Anchor Figure- "Technically this could still work as a real anchor."
• "Moon" Figure- "It tells folks to be-were! Get it?"
• Malbatross Figure- "She was pretty angry at us, wasn't she Woby?"
• Crab King Figure- "The crabbiest sea monster I've ever met!"
• Toadstool Figure- "At least this version doesn't smell like old mushrooms."
• Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "Definitely on my top five list of skeletons."
• Klaus Figure- "Aw, it reminds me of the holidays."
• Bee Queen Figure- "At least I'm not allergic to bees made out of stone."
• Antlion Figure- "She really shook you up, didn't she Woby?"
• Ancient Guardian Figure- "This statue is... a-maze-ing! Get it?"
• Celestial Champion Figure- "It's so lifelike, I feel like they're staring right at me!"
• Eye of Terror Figure- "Nothing to see here, folks! Ha ha, get it Woby?"
• Twins of Terror Figure- "Is this one of those sculptures where the eyes follow you around the room?"
• Nightmare Werepig Figure- "I sure hope we get to see him again!"
• Crystal Deerclops Figure- "I still feel kind of bad for her."
• Possessed Varg Figure- "They weren't nearly as nice as you, Woby."
• Armored Bearger Figure- "We bearly escaped! Get it?"
• Frostjaw Figure- "Your bark was worse than their bite, Woby!"

​Seafaring

• Boat Kit- "Let's get building, Woby!"
• Plank- "Oh, I'm good at diving! I got a badge for it!"
• Leak- "Don't worry! I have a badge in sailing, I know what to do!"
• Boat Patch- "Better to be prepared."
• Oar and Driftwood Oar- "I used to go canoing with my Pinetree Pioneer troop."
• Anchor Kit- "I've got all the supplies ready to build an anchor."
• Anchor- "That's another important boat part."
• Mast Kit- "A mast would be useful."
• Mast- "That's an important boat part."
• Winged Sail Kit- "We'd better get this set up, Woby."
• Winged Sail- "I feel kind of bad, but it does look great on the boat."
• Steering Wheel Kit- "It's probably a good idea to add a steering wheel."
• Steering Wheel- "Come on First Mate Woby, we're going sailing!"
• Tin Fishin' Bin- "That'll keep our fish fresh!"
• Pinchin' Winch- "This is how we'll catch a sea monster!"
• Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "Please be a sea monster, please be a sea monster..."
• Pinchin' Winch (holding item)- "Well... it's not a sea monster."
• Deck Illuminator- "I guess it's safer than having a campfire on the deck..."
• Lightning Conductor- "The static makes Woby's fur all poofy."
• Fire Pump- "It's always good to have proper safety precautions in place."
• Cannon Kit- "I've got all the supplies I need to build a cannon."
• Cannon (Loaded)- "It's kind of like a giant slingshot, if you think about it."
• Cannon (Empty)- "I'll load the cannonball!"
• Cannon (Nothing to upload)- "I forgot the cannonballs! This won't make me lose points toward my badge, right?"
• Cannonball- "That goes in the cannon."
• Nautopilot Kit- "I hope I get Mr. Wilson's instructions right... he kind of muttered through a lot of it."
• Nautopilot- "Woah, I've never seen a magnet that big!"
• Nautopilot (Active)- "It's definitely pulling us toward something!"
• Nautopilot Beacon- "I don't really get how it works, but it sure looks neat!"
• Nautopilot Beacon (Active)- "It's blinking! I think that means it's working?"
• Dock Kit- "Neat, I can build a dock for my boat!"
• Dock Piling- "Some posts will make the dock look even more... dock-y."
• Rudder Kit- "A rudder might come in handy."
• Rudder- "Rudders are very important for sailing!"
• Grass Raft Kit- "You have to make do with what you have out in the wilderness!"
• Kelp Bumper- "Don't worry Woby, I'm really good at sailing. That's just a precaution!"
• Shell Bumper- "Don't worry Woby, I'm really good at sailing. That's just a precaution!"
• Ocean Trawler Kit- "I'd better build it if I want to catch any fish."
• Ocean Trawler- "Nets sure do make fishing easier."
• Ocean Trawler (Caught)- "Look at all those fish!"
• Ocean Trawler (Escaped)- "Darnit, they got away!"
• Ocean Trawler (Fixed)- "That wasn't so hard to fix."
• Ocean Trawler (Lowered)- "Soon I'll be roasting fish over a campfire."
• Kelp Patch- "I knew it was a good idea to pick all that kelp!"

​Survivor Items

Willow

• Willow's Lighter- "Way easier than rubbing sticks together, but not as fun."
• Bernie (held and inactive)- "He burnt himself out."
• Bernie (active)- "Woah! Is your bear haunted? Cursed?"
• BERNIE!- "If you play with fire, you're gonna get Bernie'd. Heh..."
• Bernie (broken)- "I-I'm sure we can fix him."
• Fire Ball- "There's no wood in this campfire. Oh well."

Wolfgang

• Mighty Gym- "Wow! I wonder if I could be as strong as Mr. Wolfgang one day..."
• Mighty Gym (burnt)- "Aww, I never even got to try it..."
• Dumbbell- "I can do it! I just... need to get a good grip on it!"
• Golden Dumbbell- "Uh, m-maybe I should start with something a bit lighter."
• Marbell- "Oh... when he said it was made of marble, I kind of hoped he meant the tiny ones."
• Gembell- "Time to hit the gem! Get it? Because gem sounds like gym?"
• Firebell- "I don't think your muscles should be burning THAT much..."
• Icebell- "You'll get a really n-ice workout with that! Heh. Good one, Walter."
• Thermbell- "I can warm up without lifting anything! N-not that I can't!"
• Potato Sack- "Do you think I'd get muscles if I ate more potatoes, Woby?"
• Coaching Whistle- "We're ready, coach! Right, Woby?"

Wendy

• All Ghostly Elixirs- "Ghosts can drink potions? Uh, of course I knew that!"
• Sisturn (empty)- "Yeah, that looks haunted."
• Sisturn (some flowers)- "If I find some flowers I'll bring them back here."
• Sisturn (full)- "That looks pretty nice."

WX-78

• Bio Scanalyzer- "Aww, who's a good little robot?"
• Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "I guess it's taking a nap."
• Bio Scanalyzer (hunting)- "Aww, who's a good little robot?"
• Bio Scanalyzer (scanning)- "Aww, who's a good little robot?"
• Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "What is it boy? Do you have something to show WX?"
• Circuit Extractor- "Should I start carrying something like this in my first aid kit?"
• Bio Data- "Neat! Wanna scan me next?"
• Circuits- "Robot guts! Neat!"

Wickerbottom

• Bookcase- "If you read the books out loud it's almost like listening to a radio play."
• Bookcase (burnt)- "Poor Ms. Wickerbottom..."
• Birds of the World- "I don't want to brag... but I do have a badge in birdwatching."
• Horticulture, Abridged- "I already have my gardening badge."
• Applied Silviculture- "There's so much to learn about the woods!"
• Sleepytime Stories- "My idea of a bedtime story has a lot more monsters in it..."
• The End is Nigh!- "Wendy already spoiled the ending for me..."
• On Tentacles- "Oooh, this reminds me of a radio play where a ship gets eaten by a giant squid!"
• The Angler's Survival Guide- "Fishing is a reel-y important part of wilderness survival. Get it? Reel-y?"
• Pyrokinetics Explained- "There's a lot of good fire safety tips in here! Um... has Willow read it?"
• Overcoming Arachnophobia- "Maybe I should give this book to Mr. Wolfgang."
• Tempering Temperatures- "I hope it works on Woby, I worry about her in the summer with all that fur..."
• Lux Aeterna- "Sounds pretty mysterious!"
• Practical Rain Rituals- "I wonder what impractical rain rituals look like?"
• Lunar Grimoire- "Aww, it doesn't even mention aliens!"
• Apicultural Notes- "There aren't real bees inside, right? Heh, no, that would be silly."
• Horticulture, Expanded- "Maybe I can get another gardening badge?"
• The Everything Encyclopedia- "It's almost as useful as my Pinetree Pioneer handbook."
• Lux Aeterna Redux- "This one sounds extra mysterious."
• Fiery Pen- "I had no idea writing was so dangerous."

Woodie

• Kitschy Beaver Idol- "I knew the Werebeaver was real! Nobody believed me!"
• Kitschy Goose Idol- "Yeah that... definitely looks cursed."
• Kitschy Moose Idol- "So how does the curse work? When did it start?"
• Hardwood Hat- "Mr. Woodie said he and Ms. Lucy would teach me how to whittle!"
• Wooden Walking Stick- "Sorry Woby, maybe we can play fetch later."
• Treeguard Idol- "What a neat way to start a campfire!"

Wes

• Pile o' Balloons- "Someone left litter here!"
• Balloon- "My keen tracking senses are telling me there's a clown nearby."
• Speedy Balloon- "Clowns have strange and mysterious ways..."
• Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "It's pretty much just a regular balloon now."
• Party Balloon- "Is someone having a party?"
• Inflatable Vest- "I guess it's better than not having a life jacket at all..."
• Balloon Hat- "I'm a bit too old for this kind of thing."

Maxwell

• Magician's Chest- "C'mon Woby, just a little peek inside?"
• Magician's Top Hat- "Do you think he can teach me how to pull rabbits out of it?"

Wigfrid

• Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, Bel Canto of Courage, Dark Lament, and Enlightened Lullaby- "This seems a bit more complicated than the songs I learned in the Pioneers."
• Fireproof Falsetto- "This seems a bit more complicated than the songs I learned in the Pioneers."
• Rude Interlude and Startling Soliloquy- "This story could use a few more monsters."
• Battle Rönd- "I feel safer already!"
• Commander's Helm- "Woah, that's a lot of wings for one hat!"
• Elding Spear- "How shocking! Get it?"
• Battle Saddle- "Wanna try it on, Woby? Don't worry, I was just kidding!"
• Battle Call Canister- "It's like a special backpack for songs!"
• Warrior's Reprise- "This seems a bit more complicated than the songs I learned in the Pioneers."

Webber

• Den Decorating Set- "He's well on his way to getting his Arts and Crafts badge."
• Webby Whistle- "Hey Webber, let's call some spiders!"
• Shoo Box- "Aw, why would I want the spiders to go away?"
• Healing Glop- "It's like a first aid kit for spiders!"
• Warrior, Cave, Shatter, and Strider Switcherdoodle- "Hey, cookies! Um... what are these made of, exactly?"
• Dangler, Spitter, and Nurse Switcherdoodle- "Neat! There aren't any actual spider bits in these though, right?"

Winona

• Trusty Tape- "It's so handy!"
• Winona's Catapult- "To defend our camp!"
• Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "It doesn't look like it's working."
• Winona's Inventions (burning)- "Ah!! That's how forest fires start!"
• Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "Well... I guess Winona'll have to build a new one."
• Winona's Spotlight- "You never know what's out there, lurking in the dark."
• Winona's Generator- "A generator! Do you think she could make a radio too...?"
• Winona's Generator (low fuel)- "I think we need to hook up a another generator to this generator."
• Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "It stopped working."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator- "How does it work?"
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "I think we need to hook up a another generator to this generator."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "It ran out of gem power."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (overloaded)- "I think it's too hot, Woby."
• Handy Remote- "That's what Winona uses to control her machines."
• W.I.N.bot- "Woby, look! Winona made her own robot!"
• W.I.N.bot (Charged)- "Is it ready yet?"
• Teletransport Station- "We can bring all sorts of stuff back to camp!"
• Portasol- "It probably wouldn't be a good idea to use it in a thunderstorm."
• Inspectacles- "Winona's been using them to find lots of neat stuff!"
• Rose-Colored Glasses- "Winona's been wearing those a lot lately."

Wurt

• Craftsmerm House- "Bog monsters live in houses?"
• Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "That's horrible!"
• DIY Royalty Kit- "It looks like they're building something, but what?"
• DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "Darnit! Now I'll never know what it was!"
• Royal Tapestry- "Wow, there's a whole bog monster civilization!"
• Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "I'm so sorry about that!"
• Merm Flort-ifications- "They're friendly!"
• Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "Wow, it's like a tree fort!"
• Clever Disguise- "Now I can disguise myself as a bog monster! The tables have turned!"
• Lil' Itchy- "That's not a chew toy, Woby!"
• Skeeter Bomb- "Watch out, Woby! We don't wanna get caught up in the buzz!"
• Fertilizzzer- "Plants love this stuff."
• Blood Shot- "That poor mosquito..."
• {Pic32|Superior Communal Kelp Dish Build}}Communal Kelp Dish / Superior Communal Kelp Dish- "Need a little kelp? Heh. Good one, Walter."
• {Pic32|Superior Communal Kelp Dish Build1}}Communal Kelp Dish / Superior Communal Kelp Dish (Some Kelp)- "More kelp is on the way! Get it, Woby?"
• {Pic32|Superior Communal Kelp Dish Build6}}Communal Kelp Dish / Superior Communal Kelp Dish (Lot of Kelp)- "This is kelpful. Hah! Where are you getting this stuff, Walter?"
• Shoddy Tool Shed / Slightly Less Shoddy Tool Shed- "I wonder what kind of bog monster secrets they're hiding in there..."
• Shoddy Tool- "It must be really hard to make things when you have claws for hands."
• Slightly Less Shoddy Tool- "It must be really hard to make things when you have claws for hands."
• Armermry / Superior Armermry- "Aww, can't I just take a little peek inside?"
• Swamp Brawler Helmet / Swamp Warrior Helmet- "Aww, merms get all the good stuff."
• Dreaded Mudslinger- "It must be some kind of swamp witchcraft!"
• Brilliant Mudslinger- "It must be some kind of swamp witchcraft!"

Warly

• Chef Pouch- "Specialized spice traveling gear."
• Portable Crock Pot- "It still doesn't beat roasting things over a campfire."
• Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmm, meal time!"
• Portable Crock Pot (empty)- "I'll have to gather some food to start cooking."
• Portable Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"
• Portable Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "Maybe I'll organize my bug collection while I'm waiting."
• Portable Grinding Mill- "It mixes all the food together."
• Portable Seasoning Station- "A little extra flavour never hurt anyone."
• Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "Mmm, looks good!"
• Garlic Powder- "It's good for you!"
• Honey Crystals- "Too much will make you sick."
• Chili Flakes- "A little bit of spice never hurt anyone."
• Seasoning Salt- "It helps makes camp food a bit less bland."

Wormwood

• Bramble Husk- "No hugging while you're wearing that."
• Bramble Trap- "He's pretty good at this!"
• Compost Wrap- "Oh, uh... that's alright, I'm not hungry."
• Syrup of Ipecaca- "Er... thanks, but I don't think I'm hungry..."
• Brambleshade Armor- "Aww. Why don't I get to wear it?"

Walter

• Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "A Pinetree Pioneer should always wear appropriate headgear."
• Pebbles, Gold Rounds, Marbles, Freeze Rounds, Slow-Down Rounds, and Cursed Rounds- "Almost as chilling as my favourite radio shows!"
• Poop Pellets- "Gross... but a distraction is a distraction."
• Tent Roll- "I'll have this set up lickety-split!"
• Camper's Tent- "Nice and sturdy!"

Wanda

• Clockmaker's Tools- "Making clocks looks pretty complicated."
• Time Pieces- "Woah, these gears are kind of spooky!"
• Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "Ms. Wanda sure has a lot of clocks!"
• Ageless Watch and Second Chance Watch (recharging)- "Is that clock ticking backwards?"
• Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch (recharging)- "Is that clock ticking backwards?"
• Portal Entrance- "Come on Woby, this is going to be fun!"
• Portal Exit- "Time travel sure is amazing!"
• Alarming Clock- "Um, Ms. Wanda... do you make all these clocks out in the woods?"

Hallowed Nights

• Candy Bag- "I'm too old for that stuff. But maybe I'll help out the younger kids..."
• Candy Apple- "Even candy's better when it's on a stick."
• Candy Corn- "A handful of candy kernels."
• Catcoon Candy- "It's wearing a little mask!"
• Choco Pigs- "I'm far too mature for trick or treating."
• Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "Is it made with real tentacles?"
• Gummy Spider- "Maybe that spider kid would like this. Or maybe not..."
• Jelly Worm- "Gummy."
• Not-So-Candy Corn- "Not very spooky, but it is tasty."
• Raisins- "I don't know what some people's problem is, raisins are good!"
• "Raisins"-"Those look suspicious."
• Candy Lice- "I think these might be real bugs!"
• Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "Huh. It's sour."
• Lava Pepper- "Oh! I wasn't expecting it to actually be spicy!"
• Broken Stake- "I hope the vampire's okay."
• Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "Will it tell me my future?"
• Empty Elixir- "Looks like someone already drank it."
• Faux Fangs- "Those are just fakes, I want to see real vampire teeth!"
• Monkey Paw- "Nothing bad ever happened from wishing on a monkey's paw!"
• Spider Ring- "Aw, I thought it was a real spider..."
• Binoculars- "I can almost see into space with these!"
• Lone Glove- "I guess my hands can take turns."
• Snail Scale- "I don't know what we'd be measuring out here."
• Goop Canister- "Looks like a slime monster escaped."
• Toy Cobra- "It looks like someone mashed two toys together."
• Crocodile Toy- "Another toy that I'm way too mature for."
• Broken Terrarium- "Huh. I can't find that plant in my handbook."
• Odd Radio- "It doesn't pick up any of my favourite stations..."
• Broken Hairdryer- "It looks like something from outer space."
• Mad Scientist Lab- "Mad science is the best kind!"
• Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "So that's what "liquid courage" is!"
• Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "Dabbling in witchcraft is fun!"
• Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "It didn't turn out quite as well as I thought it would."
• Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "It should only be handled by someone who knows fire safety. Like me!"
• Steeped Lunar Essence- "What should we mutate first?"
• Totally Normal Root- "There's a tree inside just waiting to come out!"
• Totally Normal Sapling- "Who couldn't love that face?"
• Bat Decoration- "This is my favourite time of year."
• Crow Decoration- "This decoration needs a tree to perch in."
• Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "It's pretty good, I thought it was a real spider!"
• Ghost Decoration- "Spooooky!"
• Spider Decoration- "Weird how the spiders around here only have six legs."
• Tentacle Decoration- "This looks really authentic!"
• Bats coming out of tree- "Is... someone there?"
• Drinking bravery potion- "There's nothing to be afraid of!"
• Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "Darnit, I must've done something wrong..."

Winter's Feast

• Gift Wrap- "I'm not great at wrapping things... it always ends up a crumpled ball."
• Gift- "A present!"
• Festive Tree Planter- "All set up and ready for a tree."
• Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Maybe... we can make another one?"
• Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "It'll be fully grown soon."
• Winter's Feast Tree- "Don't worry Woby, I'll save some for you!"
• Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "Quick, put it out! Put it out!"
• Gingerbread Cookie- "Mom made these every year."
• Eternal Fruitcake- "I'm... good."
• Sugar Cookie- "I'll make sure the younger kids don't eat too many."
• Candy Cane- "Don't eat too many, you'll get sick!"
• Chocolate Log Cake- "It's soooo good!"
• Plum Pudding- "There's fruit in it, so it's healthy right?"
• Apple Cider- "Mmm, so warm and cinnamon-y!"
• Hot Cocoa- "It really warms you up!"
• Heavenly Eggnog- "It's so sweet!"
• Festive Bauble- "Careful Woby, they're really delicate."
• Festive Light- "I wonder what powers it? Oh well!"
• Magnificent Adornment- "This one should go someplace special."
• Champion Adornment- "These ones are my favourite."
• Appeasing Adornment- "Looks like... a goat person?"
• Masonry Oven- "What a huge oven! We could feed a whole Pioneer troop!"
• Masonry Oven (cooking)- "Food is on the way!"
• Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "So close... it smells so good!"
• Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "Come and get it!"
• Winter's Feast Table- "The table's all set and ready for food!"
• Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "Dig in, everybody!"
• Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "We can eat that anytime, Winter's Feast should be special!"
• Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "Who's the Scrooge that ruined the feast?"
• Merry Berrysauce- "It somehow tastes even better than regular berries!"
• Bibingka- "Woah... where did we get the shaved coconut from?"
• Cabbage Rolls- "This would make great camping food!"
• Festive Fish Dish- "Fish with some special seasonal seasonings."
• Good Gravy- "Pass it over here!"
• Latkes- "I've never tried potatoes cooked like this before."
• Lutefisk- "Once you get past the smell, it's not bad!"
• Mulled Punch- "I like to use the cinnamon stick as a straw."
• Panettone- "I could eat this forever."
• Pavlova- "Mmmm, it almost reminds me of a perfectly roasted marshmallow."
• Pickled Herring- "Pickling is a really practical way to store food supplies."
• Polish Cookies- "There's fruit inside, it has to be at least a little healthy."
• Pumpkin Pie- "Mmmm, cut me a big slice!"
• Roasted Turkey- "Woby wants some too!"
• Stuffing- "I could stuff a bit more in my mouth."
• Sweet Potato Casserole- "It just isn't the holidays without it!"
• Tamales- "Woah, these are tasty!"
• Tourtiere- "My cousin from the East Coast made these for us once, they're the best!"
• Gingerbread Pig- "Is that cookie alive?!"
• Gingerbread Pig House- "What do they do when it rains?"
• Gingerbread Varg- "Who's a sweet Varg? Yes you are!"
• Cookie Crumbles- "Maybe they dropped them to find their way home?"
• Holiday Cheer- "It looks like magic!"
• Eating Holiday Cheer- "Mmmm, tastes like a perfectly toasted s'more."
• Eating without feasting- "Hey everybody! Time to eat!"
• Feasting- "It almost feels like I'm back home."
• Feasting buff- "It almost feels like I'm back home."
• Feasting buff wearing off- "Well, that was fun!"

Lunar New Year

• Red Pouch- "It's jingling."
• Lucky Gold Nugget- "Woby, we struck gold!"
• Red Firecrackers- "You're not supposed to set those off in the woods."
• Red Lantern- "I like this dramatic lighting!"
• Lucky Fan- "Hey Woby, it's our biggest fan! Heh... good one, Walter."
• Lucky Beast Head- "I'll be the leader!"
• Lucky Beast Body- "I think I'd be better in the lead."
• Lucky Beast Tail- "I don't want the back end..."
• Floating Lantern- "It'll help us find the sea monsters. I know they're out there!"
• Dappled and Golden Koi- "Don't you usually live in ponds?"

Gobbler

• Gobbler Shrine- "This gobbler likes gold."
• Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "It looks like something should go there."
• Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "Now nobody can use it."

Varg

• Varg Shrine- "What should we make, Woby?"
• Varg Shrine (empty)- "It seems to respond to torchlight."
• Varg Shrine (burnt)- "Well... that's that I guess."
• Lucky Whistle- "Woby doesn't like the sound of it."
• Clay Hound- "Who's a good boy?"
• Clay Hound (statue)- "I wonder who made these statues? They look so real!"
• Clay Varg- "Don't worry, I'm good with dogs!"
• Clay Varg (statue)- "Woby's sure sniffing around this statue a lot."
• Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "I think I could sculpt this! I'm pretty good at arts and crafts."
• Hound Figure- "Poor Woby. She never seems to get along with the other dogs."
• Varg Figure- "He wasn't a very good dog."

Pig King

• Pig Shrine- "What should we make, Woby?"
• Pig Shrine (empty)- "I think we're supposed to offer it meat."
• Pig Shrine (burnt)- "This little piggy burnt down."
• Tribute Roast- "We'll have his head on a platter!"
• Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "Well, at least the worms are enjoying it."
• Fish Heads on a Stick- "Who ate all the good parts?"
• Golden Belt- "I've already got a belt."
• Clout Snout- "It looks like a pig's snout! I wonder if that's on purpose."
• Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "He's not afraid to get his hands... or anything else dirty."
• Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "Are you reddy? Heh, good one Walter."
• Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "He's probably really nice once you get to know him."
• Elite Pig (Wade)- "He's looking blue... because he's got blue tattoos, get it?"
• Can't play game (too late)- "It's too late for that."
• Can't play game (area not empty)- "Can't do anything until the area's been cleared up!"
• Can't play game (danger)- "Huh? My attention's kind of divided right now."

Carrat

• Carrat Shrine- "What should we make, Woby?"
• Carrat Shrine (empty)- "I think I need to offer it something for it to work."
• Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "What a waste of supplies..."
• Starting Point Kit- "Woby, help me look for a good place to set this up!"
• Starting Point- "Let's start this race!"
• Finish Line Kit- "What if the race just went on forever?"
• Finish Line- "First one here wins!"
• Finish Line (burnt)- "Someone sabotaged the race!"
• Finish Line (won)- "Yes!! Good job little guy!"
• Finish Line (lost)- "We'll be back for a rematch, {winner}!"
• Checkpoint Kit- "Should it go there... no, no, maybe over there..."
• Checkpoint- "A good race needs some planning."
• Navigation Gym Kit- "I'd better start training my carrat."
• Navigation Gym- "A good sense of direction is important for survival!"
• Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "You'll never be a Pinetree Pioneer if you can't follow directions!"
• Navigation Gym (burnt)- "Hey! I was going to use that!"
• Reflex Gym Kit- "Maybe I'll put it over here... no, over there!"
• Reflex Gym- "By the time we're done, my carrat will be ready for anything!"
• Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "These reflexes could save your life in the wilderness!"
• Reflex Gym (burnt)- "I... reacted too slow... to put the fire out..."
• Speed Gym Kit- "Do you think we should put it over there, Woby?"
• Speed Gym- "I've never been a coach before!"
• Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "Hustle, hustle! Coaches say that, right?"
• Speed Gym (burnt)- "Does that look like a fire pit?!"
• Endurance Gym Kit- "I'm great at putting things together!"
• Endurance Gym- "This is very serious training equipment."
• Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "Aww look at him jump!"
• Endurance Gym (burnt)- "Oh no!!"
• Carrat Scale Kit- "I never knew skills could be measured by weight."
• Carrat Scale- "Do I get a badge for having the best carrat?"
• Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "He just needs some more training. We'll get there!"
• Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "Woah, all our training paid off!"
• Carrat Scale (burnt)- "Why won't everyone just use the fire pit?!"
• Packet of Seeds- "Mystery seeds!"
• Premium Seed Packet- "Not knowing what they are is half the fun!"
• Carrat Figure- "I usually prefer badges to trophies, but I might make an exception."
• Charlie's Carrat- "Where can I get a shadow carrat?"
• Can't start race with no participants- "Oh. I forgot the racers!"
• Race starting- "READY-SET-GO!!"
• Carrat is sleeping- "Hey! We need to start over, mine's asleep!"
• Carrat is stunned- "That sound means go! Go!!"
• Carrat going wrong way-
  • "Hey! You have to turn around!"
  • "The finish line's the other way! The. Other. Way!!"
• Carrat is slow- "You can go faster, we trained for this! Or did we..."
• Carrat is exhausted- "This carrat doesn't look healthy..."
• Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
  • "Wait... you're not my carrat!"
  • "Mine was the OTHER orange one."

Beefalo

• Beefalo Shrine- "What should we make, Woby?"
• Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "I should offer it something, but what should it be..."
• Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "That's not good..."
• Sewing Machine (held)- "Now to put it together!"
• Sewing Machine- "My mom has one of those! It looks a bit different, though."
• Judge's Booth (held)- "It can't be that much harder than pitching a tent."
• Judge's Booth- "Let's win some prizes, Woby!"
• Beefalo Stage (held)- "This looks easy enough to put together."
• Beefalo Stage- "It's pretty hard to teach a beefalo "sit" and "stay"."
• Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "This looks like instructions for a beefalo costume! Only part of one, though..."
• Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "What do you think, Woby? Should I show it to the judge?"
• Beefalo Dolls- "I hope Woby doesn't think it's a chew toy..."
• ()Warrior Costume Pattern- "I wonder if the beefalo actually like wearing these."
• ()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "Aww, it's cute!"
• ()Festive Costume Pattern- "I wish I could make one for Woby, but her measurements keep changing..."
• ()Flowery Costume Pattern- "I hope it doesn't attract too many bees."
• ()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "Is this really for sewing?"
• ()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "I guess a beefalo's own fuzzy coat isn't enough to keep warm."
• ()Formal Costume Pattern- "This doesn't seem very practical for the outdoors."
• ()Victorian Costume Pattern- "This seems unnecessarily fancy."
• ()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "I wonder what kind of animal this costume is based off of?"
• Beefalo Figure- "Aw don't be jealous Woby, you deserve a statue too!"
• Calling beefalo- "Come here, girl! Or boy? It's hard to tell."
• Can't build stage too far- "It doesn't make sense to build it so far away..."
• Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "Sorry Woby, I need a real beefalo for this."
• Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "I should call my beefalo over here."
• Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "Don't worry, my beefalo isn't going anywhere."
• Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "Maybe we should wait for them to calm down..."
• Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "I already picked one!"
• Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "Woby and I will just watch for this round."
• Failed to start contest (generic)- "Maybe he took the day off?"
• Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "There must be another contest going on somewhere else."
• Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "Let's come back later."
• Learned new costume pattern- "Hey, I think I can make a new beefalo costume!"
• Costume pattern already known- "We already know this one, don't we Woby?"

Catcoon

• Catcoon Shrine- "What should we make, Woby?"
• Catcoon Shrine (empty)- "I know a lot about dogs, but what do cats like?"
• Catcoon Shrine (burnt)- "This is exactly why learning fire safety is so important!"
• Kitcoon Nursery Kit- "I built a bird house once, a cat house should be easy!"
• Kitcoon Nursery- "Aww, it's like a dog house for cats!"
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek)- "Don't give me any hints, Woby!"
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek, time almost up)- "I need to hurry up and find them all!"
• Kitcoon Nursery (burnt)- "I'm glad I taught those little guys how to stop, drop and roll!"
• Wind-up Mouse Toy- "Sorry Woby, that's for the kits to play with."
• Kit Collar- "It looks almost like yours, Woby!"
• Gobbler Wobbler Kit- "Don't worry kitties, I'll put this together lickety-split!"
• Gobbler Wobbler- "I wonder if the kits think it's a real bird?"
• Gobbler Wobbler (burnt)- "I guess it was too convincing, someone tried to cook it!"
• Kit Teaser Kit- "Don't worry kitties, I'll put this together lickety-split!"
• Kit Teaser- "It's fishing for kits!"
• Kit Teaser (burnt)- "That wasn't kindling!"
• Kitcoon Figure- "They're pretty cute, but not as cute as you Woby."
• Catcoon Figure- "It's not quite as exciting as a monster statue, is it?"
• Kitcoon (forest, savanna, deciduous, and grassy)- "I wonder if there's a badge for kitten wrangling..."
• Kitcoon (marsh, rocky, desert, lunar, and festive)- "Hmm, do you think they'd eat granola?"
• Ticoon- "Is that a real man-eating tiger? I thought they'd be bigger."
• Ticoon (abandoned)- "I hope he's not too upset at me..."
• Ticoon (found Kitcoon)- "Look, he found one!"
• Ticoon (lost trail)- "Maybe he doesn't know where he's going after all."
• Ticoon (Kitcoon nearby)- "I think he smells something nearby!"
• Ticoon (tracking)- "Come on Woby, let's follow him!"
• Ticoon (tracking for someone else)- "Whoops, sorry! All man-eating tigers look so alike..."
• Ticoon (no Kitcoons)- "It doesn't look like he's picking up any scents."
• Ticoon (Kitcoons too far)- "Maybe we should try looking somewhere else."
• Ticoon (announce, abandoned)- "I think Woby and I can sniff them out on our own."
• Ticoon (announce, dead)- "I-it's okay Woby, he's just taking a nap! Let's keep going."
• Ticoon (announce, get leader attention)- "Look Woby, I think he's trying to get our attention!"
• Ticoon (announce, lost kitcoon)- "I guess he lost the scent."
• Ticoon (announce, near kitcoon)- "I think he smells something nearby!"
• Ticoon (announce, nothing to track)- "It doesn't look like he's picking up any scents."
• Ticoon (announce, start tracking)- "I think he knows the way!"
• Ticoon (announce, waiting for leader)- "Wait up! I'm coming!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "I knew I'd find you!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "There you are!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "Gotcha!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "That was too easy."
• Playing hide-and-seek (found, last one)- "I think that's all of them!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (found, last one team)- "Good job {name}, I think that's the last one!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (found, one more)- "There should be one more hiding somewhere..."
• Playing hide-and-seek (losegame)- "Darnit, they're too good at hiding!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (time alomost up)- "Uh oh, I think we're almost out of time."
• Playing hide-and-seek (too far)- "I don't think they'd be hiding way out here."
• Playing hide-and-seek (too far, return)- "I think we're getting warmer, Woby!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (join)- "Can I play too? Uh... I mean, use my Pioneer tracking expertise?"
• Playing hide-and-seek (start)- "Alright, I'm closing my eyes! Three... two... one...!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (not enough hiders)- "It would be a pretty short game, maybe I should find more first."
• Playing hide-and-seek (not enough hiding spots)- "Uhh, I'm not sure where they could even hide around here."
• Playing hide-and-seek (one game per day)- "Sorry kitties, I can't play with you all day!"
• Kitcoon found in the wild- "Woby! Look what I found!"

Bunnyman

• Bunnyman Shrine- "What should we make, Woby?"
• Bunnyman Shrine (empty)- "That's a hungry-looking rabbit statue."
• Bunnyman Shrine (burnt)- "What a waste of good supplies..."
• Cozy Bunnyman- "They seem friendly!"
• Hare Ball- "That looks like something Woby spit up."
• Pillow Fight Pit Kit- "I'll have it set up in a jiffy!"
• Pillow Fight Bell- "All fighting should be done with pillows."
• Pillow Fight Bell(Playing)- "It's okay, everyone is wearing their safety gear!"
• Glove of Challenge- "It's rude to hit people with gloves. You might start a fight!"
• Flowery Pillow / Flowery Pillow Armor- "Don't worry, I already checked it for bees."
• Kelp-Stuffed Pillow / Kelpy Pillow Armor- "Well, um... I guess there are worse things to use for a pillow?"
• Beefalo Wool Pillow / Beefalo Pillow Armor- "It's almost as good of a pillow as Woby!"
• Steel Wool Pillow / Steel Wool Pillow Armor- "It's not so bad, I once made a bed out of pine needles."
• Bunny Roll- "Time for a dessert break!"
• Moon Cake- "Is that what the moon tastes like?"
• Moon Jelly- "It's so jiggly!"
• Skewered Puffs- "They're not marshmallows, but they're still pretty good!"
• Short Rabbit Lamp Kit / Tall Rabbit Lamp Kit- "I'll have it set up in a jiffy!"
• Short Rabbit Lamp / Tall Rabbit Lamp- "It's nice to have a little extra firelight!"
• Short Rabbit Lamp / Tall Rabbit Lamp (out)- "Don't worry, Woby and I will find some kindling for it."
• Nightcap- "It's a little sleeping bag for your head."
• Bunnyman Figure- "He looks so happy! And hoppy!"
• Can't start fight (no pillow)- "Wait, I'm not prepared yet!"

Dragonfly

• Dragonfly Shrine- "What should we make, Woby?"
• Dragonfly Shrine (empty)- "I think it wants something burnt."
• Dragonfly Shrine (burnt)- "I guess that's it then."
• Decked-Out Dragonfly Boat Kit- "Wow, how did they pack this all up so tightly?"
• Dragonfly Boat Kit- "Stand back everyone, this looks like a job for a Pinetree Pioneer."
• Scaled Plank- "Oh, I'm good at diving! I got a badge for it!"
• Dragonfly Wing Mast Kit- "A mast would be useful."
• Dragonfly Wing Mast- "It's made of tough dragon scales!"
• Dragonfly Light Kit- "I guess it's safer than having a campfire on the deck..."
• Dragonfly Light- "Did I ever tell the story about the sea creature with the big glowing eyes?"
• Claw Anchor Kit- "I've got all the supplies ready to build an anchor."
• Claw Anchor- "That's gotta be the fanciest anchor I've ever seen."
• Dragonfly Boat Wheel Kit- "It's probably a good idea to add a steering wheel."
• Dragonfly Boat Wheel- "I'll steer us straight to the finish line!"
• Fanged Bumper Kit- "It's always best to be prepared!"
• Fanged Bumper- "Neat! Are those real dragon teeth?"
• Claw Oar- "A dragon boat needs a dragon paddle."
• Start Tower Kit- "Hmm, I wonder where we should start the race."
• Start Tower- "So this is where we start the race."
• Race Checkpoint Kit- "Where should we toss this, Woby?"
• Race Checkpoint- "Hope it doesn't float away."
• Golden Buoy Kit / Golden Buoy / Thorny Buoy- "Buoy off the port side! Er, I mean starboard! I'll double check my handbook..."
• Charlie's Racer- "We're not afraid of a little friendly competition. Right, Woby?"
• Broodling Spectator- "Look Woby! I think he's rooting for us!"
• Start Tower Figure- "Racing was fun, even if I didn't get a badge for it..."
• Can't start race (no boats)- "We've got to get closer to the Start Tower, Woby!"
• Can't start race (no checkpoints)- "Whoops, I might've forgot to set up the checkpoints..."
• Can't start race (no enough boats)- "We need to make some room for other racers, Woby!"

The Forge

• Battlemaster Pugna- "That's the guy in charge here."
• Pit Pig- "I can take him!"
• Crocommander- "This one's got bite."
• Snortoise- "Its shell is so spiky!"
• Scorpeon- "That spit is corrosive!"
• Boarilla- "He's got a strong arm on him."
• Grand Forge Boarrior- "You sure are big!"
• Rhinocebro- "He's got a nose for this kind of work."
• Infernal Swineclops- "I can smell him from here!"
• Ancient Gateway (off)- "That's how we got here. Hopefully how we get back, too."
• Ancient Gateway (on)- "I'll just be going now."
• Ancient Anchor (empty)- "It needs a key."
• Ancient Anchor (key)- "That should do it."
• Forge Portal- "This is where those enemies are coming from."
• Battle Standard- "Everyone, break the Battle Standard!"
• Baby Spider- "I guess they're fighting for us."
• Magma Golem- "It's a rock monster!"
• Living Staff- "It conducts regenerative energy."
• Infernal Staff- "It calls a meteor from above."
• Petrifying Tome- "This'll keep those monsters held for a little while."
• Tome of Beckoning- "I can't make out the text."
• Forging Hammer- "It's a heavy hammer for hitting things."
• Pith Pike- "I could do a quick charge with that."
• Spiral Spear- "It gets to the point."
• Riled Lucy- "That weapon's for throwing."
• Blacksmith's Edge- "A sharp looking instrument."
• Darts- "That's a weapon I could use from range."
• Molten Darts- "It uses a strong blast of air to propel a projectile."
• Hearthsfire Crystals- "It smells like brimstone."
• Reed Tunic- "Light, but not very durable."
• Feathered Reed Tunic- "Lightweight and designed for mobility."
• Wood Armor- "It offers a decent amount of protection."
• Jagged Wood Armor- "That could help me hit a little harder."
• Silken Wood Armor- "I'd have energy for a few more stunts wearing that."
• Stone Splint Mail- "That's as good as it gets."
• Steadfast Stone Armor- "This armor has been petrified for maximum protection."
• Grand Armor- "That should keep me safe."
• Barbed Helm- "My strikes would hurt a little more wearing that."
• Nox Helm- "It looks like it packs a wallop."
• Resplendent Nox Helm- "That could cause some major destruction."
• Feathered Wreath- "Those fluffy feathers make me want to run!"
• Crystal Tiara- "Those crystals will quicken my abilities."
• Clairvoyant Crown- "It has a gaze full of science."
• Woven Garland- "Looks like it amplifies healing expertise."
• Flower Headband- "The blossom interacts well with healing magic."
• Blossomed Wreath- "This garland will restore a bit of my vitality."
• Started revival- "Don't worry! I have a badge in first aid!"
• Finished revival- "You look better already!"
• Revived- "Aaah... I don't want to do that again."
• Refusing inappropriate weapon- "That's not mine."

The Gorge

• Mumsy- "Reminds me of my old nanny."
• Billy- "This goat's much smaller."
• Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm and Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "Maybe they'd be willing to trade."
• Swamp Pig Elder- "I guess you're in charge around here?"
• Swamp Pig Elder (sleeping)- "It's sleeping, for now."
• Swamp Pig- "It's a super hairy pig."
• Old Beefalo- "Science says it should have died by now."
• Pigeon- "He's just winging it."
• Pigeon (sleeping)- "It's sleeping, for now."
• Pigeon (dead)- "They're dead."
• Pebble Crab- "That rock's alive!"
• Berry Bush- "Those berries are all gone."
• Fern- "Probably chock full of vitamins."
• Mushroom- "Are those mushrooms? I'm stumped."
• Mushroom (picked)- "I don't think it's growing back."
• Rotten Crop- "I don't think the altar will want that."
• Sapling- "I can't get anything else out of that."
• Spotty Shrub- "It reminds me of those tentacle monsters."
• Spotty Shrub (picked)- "I can't get anymore out of that shrub."
• Sugarwood Tree- "It's full of delicious, delicious sap."
• Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "Where'd the tree go? I'm stumped."
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "Here sappy, sappy, sap."
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "Sweet golden sap."
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "That's how you get ants."
• Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "It looks ill."
• Ivy- "Kind of clingy."
• The Altar of Gnaw- "We'd better start cooking some offerings."
• The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "It's in the process of digestinating."
• Ancient Gateway- "Another dead end."
• Beast of Hunger (1)- "It's an old statue."
• Beast of Hunger (2)- "He's looking blue... because he's got blue tattoos, get it?"
• Broken Carriage- "On the road to nowhere."
• Dilapidated Cathedral- "Preyed upon."
• Dilapidated Chimney (1 and 2)- "Something put a damper on that chimney."
• Dilapidated Clocktower- "That clock's been punched."
• Dilapidated Door- "No longer a-door-able."
• Dilapidated House-
  • "No one's here."
  • "Something destroyed this town."
  • "I wonder who they angered."
• Dilapidated Roof- "Someone hit the roof."
• Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "Take that, creature!"
• Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "So lifelike."
• Worn Pig House- "It's seen better days."
• House Rubble- "Some pig's house was ruined."
• Iron Fence- "The scientific term is: "Sharp pointy thing"."
• Locked Iron Gate- "Locked tight."
• Iron Gate- "Turns out a key was the key to getting in."
• Mealing Stone- "The daily grind."
• Park Fountain- "Been a long time since it was hooked up to water."
• Post- "As far as posts go, this one is adequate."
• Queen Beast and Stone Pillar- "A monumental monument."
• Rundown House- "What an ugly little house."
• Safe- "It's a safe. For keeping things safe."
• Locked Safe- "It won't open without the key."
• Sammy's Wagon- "Any science in there?"
• Pipton's Cart- "I could use some stuff."
• Salt Pond- "A little salty spring."
• Streetlight- "Huh. Reminds me of home."
• Small Streetlight- "Enlightening."
• Smashed Clock- "Someone beat the clock. Literally."
• Urn- "Ashes to ashes."
• Wrecked Bicycle- "Must have mis-spoke."
• All cookware kits- "Kitchen stuff."
• Pot Hanger (held)- "For suspension-based cookery."
• Pot Hanger- "It has hang-ups."
• Oven (held)- "For scientifically burning things."
• Oven- "It needs ingredients to make the science work."
• Small Grill (held)- "For grilling small meats."
• Small Grill- "Barbecurious."
• Large Grill (held)- "I'll have to grill someone about this."
• Large Grill- "Now all I need is a backyard to put it in."
• Cookpot- "Let's get cooking!"
• Large Cookpot- "This pot holds more ingredients."
• Small Casserole Dish- "For making minuscule motleys."
• Large Casserole Dish- "A dish for all seasonings."
• Syrup Pot- "I need to sweeten this pot."
• Salt Rack (held)- "For harvesting salt from the pond."
• Salt Rack- "Science takes time."
• Salt Rack (ready)- "Salt has gathered on the rope."
• Crab Trap- "A crabby trap."
• Hoe- "It's a farming instrument."
• Slaughter Tools- "Laboratory tools for surgical butchery."
• Tree Tapping Kit- "We can use it to gather sap from the trees."
• Key- "Safe bet this'll come in handy."
• Iron Key- "I'll park it in my pocket until I get to the park."
• Ancient Key- "This looks science-y."
• All Seed Packet types- "Sow what?"
• All Seed types- "Where should we plant them, Woby?"
• Salmon- "Mm, fresh fish."
• Cooked Salmon- "Ready for the dinner table."
• Crab Meat- "No imitations here."
• Cooked Crab Meat- "I can put a meal together in a pinch."
• Cooked Foliage- "We cooked the foliage."
• Mushroom (item)- "These are edible mushrooms."
• Mushroom (item)- "
• Garlic- "Wards off the vampires."
• Roast Garlic- "Too bad vampires never get to enjoy it."
• Onion- "I hate chopping them."
• Roast Onion- "A juicy cooked onion."
• Potato- "Should we mash them?"
• Roast Potato- "I love a campfire-roasted potato."
• Toma Root- "It's red because it's full of science."
• Roast Toma Root- "Cooking's easy if you understand chemistry."
• Turnip- "It's a raw turnip."
• Roast Turnip- "Cooking is science in practice."
• Wheat- "It looks a bit grainy."
• Flour- "Ready for baking."
• Goat Milk- "Good if you don't think about where it came from."
• Salt Crystals- "Salt. The tastiest mineral."
• Salt- "It's full of salt."
• Sap- "It tastes sweet."
• Ruined Sap- "Might as well toss it on the fire."
• Syrup- "Adds sweetness to the mixture."
• Spotty Sprig- "I could grind it up to make a spice."
• Spot Spice- "Flavorful."
• Old Coin- "I'd like more than a penny for my thoughts."
• Sapphire Medallion- "A decent amount of coin."
• Red Mark- "Seems valuable."
• Gnaw's Favor- "We can use these to reopen the Gateway."
• Prepared dish- "I should offer it on the Altar of Gnaw."
• Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "That's not what it wants."
• Prepared dish (matches craving)- "Science says this will appease the sky God."
• Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "It's more of a light snack, really."
• Burnt Food- "That one was an experiment."
• Silver Plate- "A silver plated plate."
• Silver Bowl- "A bright bowl."
• Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "I think it's locked."
• Cannot slaughter Old Beefalo (too far)- "Hey, slow down! I just want to eat you!"
• Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "That just looks like the same dish..."
• Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "I need to use a different dish. Apparently."
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "There's some provisions in there already."
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "That... doesn't look like something anyone would eat."
• Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "I guess I need another key."
• Cannot use item (occupied)- "Guess I have to wait."
• Food ruined (bad recipe)- "Huh. I thought that would go alright together."
• Food ruined (overcooked)- "Darnit! It's uh... a bit crispy..."
• Lost round- "Oh well, we can just try again right? Right...?"
• Won round- "Aw, do we really have to leave?"

Midsummer Cawninval

• Corvus Goodfeather- "Woah! A real bird man!"
• Crow Kid- "Tiny bird men! Bird kids?"
• Cawnival Token- "What game should I play first? It's so hard to decide!"
• Prize Ticket- "We're off to a good start Woby, but we can do better!"
• Prize Tickets (small stack)- "Should I go get a prize now? Or save up for something really good..."
• Prize Tickets (large stack)- "That's got to be worth a really good prize!"
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, Egg Scramble, Nest Defender, Cuckoo Spinwheel, and Birdhouse Ball Drop Kits- "It can't be much harder than setting up a tent."
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, Egg Scramble, Nest Defender, Cuckoo Spinwheel, and Birdhouse Ball Drop- "I think it wants me to give it a token."
• Hubbub for Grub (playing)- "This doesn't look too hard!"
• Hubbub for Grub (trapdoor)- "I'd sure love to see what's down there."
• Grub- "Aww, they're not real worms!"
• Eggs in a Basket (playing)- "I bet I'd be pretty good at that!"
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor)- "I'd sure love to see what's down there."
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor, playing)- "I'm pretty sure it was this one..."
• Egg Scramble (playing)- "I wonder if Woby's part sheepdog..."
• Scrambling Egg- "Go to the center, please!"
• Nest Defender- "All that slingshot practice should come in handy!"
• Nest Defender (button, playing)- "I just need to hit it at the right time..."
• Nest Defender (target, playing)- "I wonder what kind of bug that is?"
• Cuckoo Spinwheel (playing)- "It almost feels too easy."
• Birdhouse Ball Drop (playing)- "I saw a marble game once back home, I always wanted to try it!"
• Prize Booth (held)- "I'll have this set up right away!"
• Prize Booth- "Is there a badge for winning all the prizes?"
• Confetti Cannon (held)- "I just hope it doesn't startle Woby."
• Confetti Cannon- "We should probably test it out. You know, for safety."
• Confetti Cannon (cooldown)- "Don't worry Ms. Wickerbottom, I'll clean this all up later!"
• Cawnival Sapling- "I'm good at planting trees, we did it all the time in the Pioneers!"
• Cawnival Tree- "Maybe if we decorate around it, more birds will come!"
• Cawnival Tree (level 2)- "It's looking good, but I think we can do even better."
• Cawnival Tree (level 3)- "I've got a real talon for decorating! Get it? Because crows have talons?"
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, and Mini Tower Drop (held)- "I'll have that up in a jiffy!"
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, and Mini Tower Drop- "I kind of wish they had a bigger one."
• Midsummer Night Light (held)- "I'll have that up in a jiffy!"
• Midsummer Night Light- "Do you think it's powered by magic?"
• Miniature Tree (held)- "I'll have that up in a jiffy!"
• Miniature Tree- "I'm going to take good care of it!"
• Light Catcher Kit- "I'll have that up in a jiffy!"
• Light Catcher- "Wait a minute... I think it's made with cardboard and foil!"
• Green and Gold Mystery Box- "The suspense is killing me!"
• Cawnival Statuette- "Neat! I love collecting things!"
• Cawnival Statuette (uncommon)- "I'm adding it to my collection!"
• Cawnival Statuette (rare)- "Oooh, I got an extra rare one!"
• Seed Clusters- "I guess it's sort of like trail mix. Sort of."
• Corny Slush- "Yum...?"
• Chirpy Scarf- "I wonder if those bird kids would want to join my Pioneer troop..."
• Chirpy Cloak- "I can blend in with the trees!"
• Chirpy Capelet- "It really helps in hot weather!"
• Can't activate Cawnival game (already in use)- "We can wait till they're done. Right Woby?"
• Can't activate Cawnival game (not token)- "I had a feeling that wouldn't work..."
• Can't summon Corvus (already here)- "I thought I saw him around here somewhere..."
• Can't summon Corvus (busy)- "Excuse me, mister...? Hm, looks like he's busy."
• Can't summon Corvus (not Cawnival time)- "Aw, looks like they all left..."
• Missed in Hubbub for Grub- "Darnit! I wasn't fast enough."

Nature - Plants

• Lumpy Sapling- "Natural selection hasn't gotten to this one yet."
• Burnt Spiky Bush- "Guess it wasn't a bog monster after all."
• Twiggy Tree- "It's more like a big stick than a tree."
• Twiggy Tree (stump)- "This tree looks stumped. Heh, nice one Walter."
• Twiggy Tree (burning)- "You're supposed to chop the tree first, THEN build the fire!"
• Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "That tree just couldn't wait to be a campfire..."
• Twiggy Tree (old)- "It's barely holding together."
• Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "It'll grow up into a big tree someday."
• Twiggy Tree Cone- "Hey Woby, you dig a hole and I'll plant it."
• Juicy Berry Bush- "They look so tasty..."
• Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "More will grow soon."
• Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "It won't be making more berries anytime soon."
• Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "Come on berry bush, we're going on an adventure!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "I guess this isn't the season for berries."
• Marble Sprout- "...Okay, so I was wrong about it being "just a rock"."
• Marble Shrub- "This place is weird."
• Rose- "Funny, this isn't the type of rose you usually see in the wild."
• Succulent- "They're from the cactus family!"
• Succulent (held)- "They're pretty useful for minor cuts and burns."
• Bull Kelp- "It's kelp... or a sea monster DISGUISING themselves as kelp."
• Bull Kelp (picked)- "I guess it's just kelp."
• Bull Kelp Stalk- "I could plant this back in the ocean."
• Driftwood- "Looks kind of eerie, doesn't it?"
• Driftwood (stump)- "Thanks for the firewood, tree!"
• Driftwood (burning)- "You're supposed to make a pit, gather the firewood and THEN make a fire!"
• Driftwood (burnt)- "That could've been bad."
• Driftwood Piece- "You'll float too, if you hold onto it!"
• Lune Tree- "That one definitely isn't in my handbook."
• Lune Tree (stump)- "This one's already been chopped down."
• Lune Tree (burning)- "This is why we should always practice fire safety!"
• Lune Tree (burnt)- "I guess it could've been worse."
• Lune Tree Blossom- "Who knew there were flowers on the moon?"
• Lune Tree Sapling- "Poor moth."
• Stone Fruit Bush- "Is that tree growing... rocks?"
• Stone Fruit Bush (picked)- "We already gathered all the fruit."
• Stone Fruit Bush (barren)- "I don't think it'll be making fruit anytime soon."
• Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "I don't think it likes the heat."
• Stone Fruit Bush (burning)- "It's on fire!"
• Sprouting Stone Fruit- "Oh, it's growing!"
• Spiny Bindweed- "It looks like it has a little monster claw, ready to grab you!"
• Binding Roots- "Ah! It really is trying to grab me!"
• Farm Plant- "That's one of our plants."
• Farm Plant (burning)- "They uh... might need some water."
• Farm Plant (full)- "I think it's ready to pick!"
• Farm Plant (full oversized)- "Woah, what a monster!"
• Farm Plant (full weed)- "Hey, you're not a vegetable!"
• Farm Plant (growing)- "I'll take good care of you, don't you worry."
• Farm Plant (rotten)- "Whoops... I probably should've picked that sooner."
• Farm Plant (seed)- "Look Woby, it's growing!"
• Farm Plant (happy)- "I think I'm doing a good job!"
• Farm Plant (stressed)- "Something must be bothering it."
• Farm Plant (very stressed)- "It's not looking so good..."
• Farm Plant (stressed, killjoys nearby)- "I should probably do some weeding."
• Farm Plant (stressed, not enough identical plants nearby)- "Maybe it would be happier if it wasn't all alone?"
• Farm Plant (stressed, too many plants nearby)- "I think we might've planted these too close together, Woby."
• Farm Plant (stressed, bad season)- "I don't think it likes this weather."
• Farm Plant (stressed, not enough water)- "Do you think it needs some water, Woby?"
• Farm Plant (stressed, poor nutrients)- "Maybe it needs some better soil..."
• Farm Plant (stressed, left unattended)- "I think it needs a story or two to cheer it up!"
• Giant Carrots- "I was hoping it would sprout ears and whiskers too... oh well."
• Giant Corn- "Imagine all the popcorn we could make with that!"
• Giant Pumpkin- "It's the great pumpkin!"
• Giant Eggplant- "Oh... great! I guess we're eating eggplant for the next week..."
• Giant Durian- "Why did this one have to grow so big?"
• Giant Pomegranate- "Do pomegranates usually get that big?"
• Giant Dragon Fruit- "Unfortunately, not a real dragon."
• Giant Watermelon- "We'll have watermelon slices for days!"
• Giant Toma Root- "It's bigger than you Woby! Well, one version of you at least."
• Giant Potato- "That's going to need a lot of mashing."
• Giant Asparagus- "Oh... that's a lot of asparagus..."
• Giant Onion- "I don't want to be the one who has to chop it."
• Giant Garlic- "Well, we'll be safe from giant vampires now."
• Giant Pepper- "Fire! Oh wait, it's just a hot pepper."
• Giant Rotten Crop- "It's all rotten!"
• Great Tree Trunk- "Woah, would you look at the size of that tree!"
• Great Tree Root- "Watch out for water hazards!"
• Mossy Vine- "Maybe one of them will turn out to be a snake!"
• Knobbly Tree- "I guess they don't have to worry about getting enough water."
• Knobbly Tree Nut- "That's one big seed!"
• Above-Average Tree Trunk- "It's a pretty swell shade tree!"
• Banana Bush- "Wait, I thought bananas grew on trees around here?"
• Monkeytails- "I wonder if there's any real monkeys hiding in there?"
• Palmcone Tree- "Here it- nope, wait, this one isn't in my handbook either."
• Palmcone Tree Sapling- "It's still growing."
• Palmcone Scale- "My handbook doesn't say anything about trees having scales..."
• Palmcone Sprout- "I should plant it, you can never have enough trees!"
• Surprising Seed- "I need to find just the right spot for this."
• Planted Surprising Seed- "I can't wait to see what kind of tree it grows into!"
• Planted Surprising Seed (Wrong Tile)- "It just doesn't seem to want to grow here."
• Young Sproutrock / Young Gloomthorn (Wrong Season)- "It seems happy there, I guess now I just need to be patient."
• Sproutrock Sapling / Gloomthorn Sapling- "Sniff out a good spot for us to plant the tree, Woby!"
• Sproutrock- "Neat! I wonder how the tree keeps from catching fire?"
• Sproutrock Stump- "Is that a rock? No wait, it's a stump!"
• Geode Fruit- "Is this really a fruit? It's as hard as a rock!"
• Gloomthorn- "It looks kind of like a monster... but I think it's just a tree."
• Gloomthorn Stump- "Aww, I liked that tree..."
• Nightberry- "Did you ever hear the story about the disembodied heart that kept beating?"
• Cooked Nightberry- "It was more exciting when it was moving."

Nature - Objects

• Florid Postern- "Too bad it can't get us home."
• Gigantic Beehive- "Woah, it's huge!"
• Honey Patch- "I shouldn't walk on that, I'll get my shoes sticky."
• Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "It looks bigger than it did yesterday..."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "I think there's something else hiding in that marble."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "One part of this statue looks older than the other."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "There's something weird about it."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "There's something missing..."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "Can you sniff out the missing piece Woby?"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "It's all broken up."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "That was easy enough."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "Should... should something be happening?"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "That looks better."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "Huh? I think I hear something moving in there."
• Magma- "Probably not the best swimming hole."
• Rock- "Sedimentary, my dear Woby! Well, igneous actually... never mind."
• Crispy Skeleton- "I think the time for first aid has long passed."
• Marble Statue (Comedy)- "It's nice, I guess."
• Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "It looks like something from a museum."
• Marble Statue (Pawn)- "I wonder who made these?"
• Marble Statue (Vase)- "That one's just asking for birds to land on it."
• Meteor and Moon Rock- "It came from outer space!"
• Celestial Orb- "Is the moon... haunted?"
• Celestial Portal- "This one looks way fancier... but still can't get us home."
• Moon Stone (broken)- "What a mess."
• Moon Stone (repaired)- "It looks like something should go here..."
• Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Should... should something be happening?"
• Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "Woah! That did something!"
• Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "I don't think that works..."
• Moon Rubble- "Should we try to break it apart Woby?"
• Petrified Evergreen- "What could've turned it to stone?"
• Rock Den- "What's wrong Woby? Is something in there?"
• Skeleton (all players)- "Poor %s. I guess %s might be more dangerous than I thought..."
• Stagehand / Prickly Stagehand- "Woby, what's wrong? It's just a table."
• Stagehand / Prickly Stagehand (walking)- "Maybe it wants to roast marshmallows too?"
• Suspicious Marble (rook)- "How did it get there?"
• Suspicious Marble (knight)- "That's one way to get a head. Get it?"
• Suspicious Marble (bishop)- "What's that doing here?"
• Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "Don't worry Woby, it's just a statue."
• Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "Wouldn't it be funny if it came to life?"
• Loot Stash- "Hey, he brought presents!"
• Lake- "We're saved, Woby!"
• Lake (dry)- "An invisible lake?"
• Cave-in Boulder- "Come on Woby, give me a hand moving this!"
• Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "I can't get to it!"
• Garden Detritus- "We'd better clean that up."
• Anenemy- "I love starfish!"
• Anenemy (closed)- "H-hey, be careful!"
• Anenemy Trap- "I'm putting them in time out."
• Celestial Altar Base- "Don't worry, I'll help you get where you need to go."
• Celestial Altar Idol- "Do you need some assistance?"
• Celestial Altar Orb- "We have to help it, Woby!"
• Celestial Altar (incomplete)- "Don't worry, a Pinetree Pioneer finishes what they start!"
• Celestial Altar- "You're right, people SHOULD listen to me more often."
• Inactive Celestial Tribute- "Don't worry, we'll get you home!"
• Celestial Tribute- ""It's almost time"? Time for what?"
• Celestial Sanctum Icon- "Woby and I will get you back together!"
• Celestial Sanctum Ward- "It's okay, we'll have you home in no time."
• Celestial Sanctum- "I think it's ready."
• Celestial Fissure- "Do you hear that whispering, Woby?"
• Celestial Fissure (no light)- "Any monsters down there?"
• Hot Spring- "This would make a great swimming hole! It's even heated!"
• Hot Spring (bombed)- "I'm sure that's safe."
• Hot Spring (glassed over)- "It's like it's frozen in time."
• Hot Spring (empty)- "It's a crater, I guess that's pretty common on the moon."
• Inviting Formation- "I think there's something in there..."
• Moon Glass- "I've never seen a rock like this before."
• Moon Shard- "Wow... it's so light!"
• Sea Bones- "These are definitely sea monster bones!"
• Shattered Spider Hole- "Look at that, Woby! It's a home for moon creatures!"
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (initial)- "This house could use some fixing up."
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (upgraded)- "A Pinetree Pioneer is always happy to help the elderly!"
• Hermit Bee Box- "Don't panic Walter, the bees smell your fear..."
• Hermit Bee Box (no honey)- "Better luck next time!"
• Hermit Bee Box (some honey)- "They're still busy making honey."
• Hermit Bee Box (full of honey)- "Look at all that honey!"
• Hermit Bee Box (burnt)- "What! Who burned the hive?"
• Hermit Drying Rack- "Those are some pretty swell looking drying racks."
• Hermit Drying Rack (drying)- "You have to be patient, Woby."
• Hermit Drying Rack (done)- "Yes! The jerky's ready!"
• Hermit Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "I don't think that's going to work."
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "While we're waiting, does anyone want to see this bug I found?"
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "Your jerky's ready, ma'am!"
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "I probably should've planned ahead for this."
• Hermit Drying Rack (burnt)- "Nooo the jerky!"
• Plugged Fissure- "She trapped all the moon ghosts in their holes."
• Baritone Shell Bell- "There's something inside it!"
• Alto Shell Bell- "Maybe I could teach it to play some songs I learned in the Pioneers."
• Soprano Shell Bell- "Is that hard on your ears, Woby?"
• Boat Fragment- "Looks like a sea monster got them."
• Sea Stack- "Rocks off the port bow!"
• Salt Formation- "Maybe there's a Medusa nearby... a salt Medusa..."
• Salt Formation (partially mined)- "I'm glad they grow back!"
• Salt Formation (completely mined)- "Nothing left to gather."
• Salt Crystals- "Hey, I think that's salt!"
• Ocean Debris- "Now that HAS to be a sea mons-- (sigh) no, just a muddy clump."
• Wobster Mound- "That's where the Wobsters make camp."
• Moon Glass Mound- "That's where the Wobsters make camp."
• Shell Cluster- "Let's break it apart and see what's inside."
• Sunken Chest (locked)- "I can't get it open."
• Sunken Chest (unlocked)- "How did this clam get so big?"
• Mysterious Energy- "What is it? Aaah, the suspense!"
• Charged Glassy Rock- "Look at that, Woby! It's glowing!"
• Charged Glassy Rock (Scrapbook)- "I've never seen glass made by lightning before!"
• Infused Moon Shard- "It's light and glowy."
• Moongleam- "It's literally spine-tingling!"
• Odd Tool/Reticulating Buffer- "Maybe this is what he's looking for?"
• Weird Tool/Widget Deflubber- "Um... yeah, this one looks right!"
• Strange Tool/Grommet Scriber- "What do you think, Woby? Is this the tool we're looking for?"
• Funky Tool/Conceptual Scrubber- "It's definitely a tool of some kind... hope it's the right one!"
• Bizarre Tool/Calibrated Perceiver- "That one looks about right... I think?"
• Energetic Static- "I wonder what he's working on?"
• Restrained Static- "You'll be shocked to see what's inside! Get it? Because there's static inside?"
• Lunar Essence Extractor- "Wow, we sure are lucky he happened to have that with him!"
• Sea Strider Nest- "That must be their nest! If I could just get a closer look..."
• Sea Strider Nest (burnt)- "The poor spiders..."
• Conspicuous Chest- "I wonder how it got here?"
• Conspicuous Chest (shimmering)-"What do you say, Woby? Should we take a look inside?"
• Conspicuous Chest (burnt)- "Aww, and it was such a neat looking chest too..."
• Moon Quay Pirate Banner- "It's pretty good, but the Pinetree Pioneer flag looks better."
• Black Flag- "I should paint something friendly on it, so people know we're helpful pirates."
• Broken Machinery- "People really shouldn't leave their litter lying around."
• Monkey Bar- "I wonder if I could climb all the way to the top..."
• Monkey Hut- "Neat, a tree fort!"
• Monkey Hut (burnt)- "Something tells me they never learned about fire safety."
• Unnatural Portal- "Neat, a portal! Is... it supposed to look like that?"
• Stage- "Are we doing a talent show?"
• Playbill- "I wonder who'll be playing the characters?"
• Mocking Bird- "What mean birds! At least I think they're birds."
• Overgrown Harp Statue- "It's all overgrown with vines."
• Lunar Rift- "It looks like a rip in the sky. Neat!"
• Ryftstal- "I need to start a new rock collection!"
• Pure Brilliance- "That's gotta be the shiniest rock I've ever seen."
• Shadow Rift- "I wish I could get a better look inside..."
• Dreadstone Outcrop- "I bet there's more buried deep underground!"
• Dreadstone- "It's just a rock, what's so scary about a rock?"
• Research Notes- "These notes contain important clues to a mystery, Woby."
• Abandoned Junk- "Don't you just love junk, Woby? Never know what we'll find!"
• Scrap- "Oooh, nice! Wonder what we can do with these."
• Junky Fence- "I guess it's better than just leaving all that scrap metal lying around."
• Junk Pile- "One person's trash is another's treasure!"
• Teetering Junk Pile- "Careful Woby, it doesn't look very stable."

Nature - Caves

• Cave Banana Tree- "I didn't know bananas could grow in caves."
• Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "Whoops..."
• Sinkhole (full)- "There's too many people in there... I'll just wait."
• Exit to Surface (full)- "There's too many people outside... let's just wait here."
• Bat Cave- "Looks like they're sleeping. Should we wake them up?"
• Red Mushtree (blooming)- "Looks like this one's in bloom."
• Green Mushtree (blooming)- "It's making more mushrooms."
• Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "They only bloom spore-adically. Heh... nice one, Walter."
• Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "There must be spiders around here somewhere!"
• Mushtree (acid covered)- "Smells weird. Right, Woby?"
• Red Spore- "Don't eat the spores Woby, a mushtree might grow in your stomach!"
• Green Spore- "Swamp gas! Oh, it's just some more spores."
• Blue Spore- "Hope I don't accidentally swallow one."
• Red, Green, and Blue Spore (held)- "The bugs in my pocket might like some light."
• Withered Flower- "Should I water it more? Or water it less?!"
• Mysterious Plant- "What's wrong Woby? It's just a plant!"
• Fossil Fragment- "The bones of an ancient creature!"
• Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "It's still missing something."
• Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- ""The arm bone's connected to the..." which bone was it..."
• Odd Skeleton (complete)- "I think we figured it out Woby!"
• Lunar Mushtree- "It's actually kind of pretty!"
• Lunar Spore- "I probably shouldn't touch that."
• Vitreoasis and Small Vitreoasis- "Sorry Woby, I don't think it'll be any good for swimming."
• Naked Mole Bat Burrow- "There might be something interesting in there."
• Nightmare Rampart- "We should probably stay away from those, Woby."
• Cracked Pillar- "Hey, what's that stuff inside?"
• Cracked Pillar (Exposed)- "Oh, it's just a different kind of rock."
• Nitre Formation- "Huh. Looks like a big clump of rocks."
• Skeleton (non player)- "Think it's a monster skeleton, Woby?"

Nature - Ruins

• Ancient Chest- "There HAS to be something good in there, just look at it!"
• Ancient Chest (locked)- "How do we get it open? Any ideas, Woby?"
• Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "It looks like it's missing a piece."
• Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "I guess we'll have to wait for it to power up."
• Ancient Gateway (activated)- "It's working!"
• Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "Is it supposed to be making that sound?"
• Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "I guess I should give it a rest for now."
• Ancient Obelisk- "What does it mean?!"
• Ancient Beacon- "There's got to be a way to turn it on."
• Ancient Beacon (active)- "Well, we got the lights working!"
• Ancient Mural (first)- "It looks like things weren't going so well for the people here."
• Ancient Mural (second)- "I can't tell what's happening in this one, the picture's worn off."
• Ancient Mural (third)- "There's... a shadow? Or something... they took some artistic liberties."
• Ancient Mural (fourth)- "Woah, looks like they all started changing."
• Ancient Mural (fifth)- "That must be what the city looked like a long time ago."
• Atrium Statue- "If it could speak, I wonder what it would tell us."
• Ornate Pedestal (empty)- "There's something missing..."
• Ornate Pedestal (with gem)- "I think these gems might be important, Woby!"
• Ancient Moon Statue- "Well, they look happier than the statues outside... I think."
• Sealed Portal (switch off)- "I wonder what this did?"
• Sealed Portal (switch on)- "Weird, this is the only thing that didn't turn back on."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (first, third, and fifth)- "I sure wish I could read it."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (second and fourth)- "I wonder what it says."
• Tidy Hidey-Hole- "Woah, so that's where that weird material comes from!"
• Ancient Kiln (empty)- "They weren't so different from us, were they?"
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, long time left)- "This might take a while. Wanna see this cool bug I found in the meantime?"
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, short time left)- "Almost time to eat!"
• Ancient Kiln (finished)- "Come and get it!"
• Ancient Kiln (burnt)- "It's uh... extra done!"
• Ancient Guard Post (inactive)- "It doesn't seem to work anymore."
• Ancient Guard Post (active)- "Any respectable ancient ruin should have some kind of traps."
• Security Pulse- "Come on Woby, let's see where it goes!"
• Sentrypede Husk- "I don't think it's worked in a long time."
• Fountain of Knowledge (inactive)- "I wonder what they used it for."
• Fountain of Knowledge (active)- "That glass part looks kind of familiar."
• Distilled Knowledge- "I wish it came with instructions..."
• Ancient Orchestrina- "Wanna solve a puzzle, Woby?"

Turfs

• Scaled Flooring- "Finally something fireproof!"
• Moon Crater Turf / Rocky Beach Turf / Shell Beach Turf / Mutated Fungal Turf / Ancient Stonework / Ancient Brickwork / Imitation Ancient Brickwork / Ancient Flooring / Imitation Ancient Flooring / Ancient Tilework / Imitation Ancient Tilework / Mosaic Flooring- "A patch of ground."
• Moon Quay Beach Turf- "A patch of beach."
• Lush Carpet- "Some carpet."
• Beard Hair Rug- "It has to be a monster, I'm sure I saw it twitching!"
• Brick Flooring- "A brick floor."
• Gold Flooring- "That's a pretty fancy floor!"

Mobs - Monsters

• Gem Deer- "It can't be comfortable having a gem stuck in your forehead."
• Grumble Bee- "They're just trying to protect their queen."
• Lavae- "That's amazing!"
• Hound (corpse)- "It's a hound, of corpse!"
• Hound (corpse, burning)- "Poor thing..."
• Hound (corpse, reanimating)- "Phew, looks like they're okay after all!"
• Horror Hound- "Phew, looks like they're okay after all!"
• Horror Hound (sleeping)- "See, they're harmless!"
• Horror Hound (dead)- "Oh no... don't look, Woby."
• Moonrock Pengull- "It's a penguin, risen from the grave!"
• Moonrock Pengull (sleeping)- "I think it's sleeping, but it's hard to tell."
• Moonrock Pengull (dead)- "Poor little thing."
• Shattered Spider- "Woah, how did they get like that? I need to get a closer look!"
• Shattered Spider (sleeping)- "I could probably get close while they're sleeping."
• Shattered Spider (dead)- "Aw, it's dead."
• Cookie Cutter- "They're smiling! Wait, I think I was looking at them upside-down."
• Cookie Cutter Shell- "These guys have tough armor!"
• Rockjaw- "Just look at the size of those teeth!"
• Naked Mole Bat- "They must have terrible allergies."
• Ancient Sentrypede- "Maybe it's friendly?"
• Fruit Fly- "They're just doing what bugs do! I wish they wouldn't do it to my plants though..."
• Moonblind Crow- "Woah! That doesn't look like any of the birds in my handbook!"
• Misshapen Bird- "Maybe it's a cardinal? A... really sick cardinal?"
• Nurse Spider- "Aw, what a helpful little guy!"
• Sea Strider- "Woah, look how fast they are on the water, Woby!"
• Egg of Terror- "Ohh, so that's how baby eyeballs are made."
• Suspicious Peeper- "Would you say they're... multipl-eying? Heh. Good one, Walter."
• Varglet- "Look Woby, another dog for you to play with!"
• Briar Wolf- "Maybe he just has a thorn stuck in his paw?"
• Briar (Bush)- "Woby, what's wrong? It's just a rose bush!"
• Grazer- "It puts its victims to sleep before it eats them. Neat!"
• Deadly Brightshade- "Woby, I think that plant's haunted!"
• Brightshade Husk- "If you kill a ghost plant, do you get... a double ghost?"
• Tunneling Vine- "Revenge of the plants!"
• Fused Shadeling- "Woby, look! It has a ball on its tail!"
• Dread Mite- "Woah! The ball's alive!"
• Shriek- "Oooh, neat! That one can fly!"
• Rasp- "I bet they're friendly!"
• Jitters- "They seem fun!"
• Dark Tatters- "All that's left of that poor shadow monster."
• Bright-Eyed Frog- "I wonder what it's like to see through so many eyes?"
• Varg Carcass- "Why couldn't we be friends?"
• Varg Carcass (burning)- "D-don't look, Woby..."
• Varg Carcass (reviving)- "Hey, they're getting up!"
• Possessed Varg- "That Varg doesn't look so good..."
• Shadow Merm- "Neat! It's a bog monster and shadow monster at the same time!"
• Mutated Merm- "Bog monsters from the moon!"

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Saladmander- "It's a little lizard thing!"
• Saladmander (ripe)- "I could've sworn it was green a second ago."
• Saladmander (sleeping)- "They're even cuter when they're sleeping."
• Gnarwail- "Unicorns of the sea."
• Gnarwail (broken horn)- "Oh no! You lost your horn!"
• Gnarwail (follower)- "See? We can all get along!"
• Gnarwail (follower, broken horn)- "I sure hope your horn grows back."
• Gnarwail Horn- "If they're not using it anymore, might as well keep it."
• Skittersquid- "I wonder if that's their full size, or if these are just babies..."
• Loyal Merm Guard- "Are they a different type of bog monster?"
• Shadow Merm Guard- "Neat! It's a bog monster and shadow monster at the same time!"
• Mutated Merm Guard- "Bog monsters from the moon!"
• Sea Weed- "Woah! That flower is huge!"
• Seedshell- "Hey! Careful with those!"
• Sea Sprout Starter- "Don't worry, we'll find a nice rock to plant you on."
• Sea Sprout- "I think I'm getting better at gardening!"
• Mush Gnome- "A living mushroom! Well, I guess all mushrooms are technically living..."
• Grass Gator- "He seems pretty shy."
• Powder Monkey- "Maybe they're pirates cursed to be monkeys! Or monkeys cursed to be pirates..."
• Cutless- "Toy swords are for little kids."
• Pirate's Bandana- "It makes me look like a real pirate!"
• Prime Mate- "Arr, matey! Did I say that right?"
• Accursed Trinket- "This is definitely going in my collection."
• Battle Paddle- "Why is that paddle so sharp? Someone might get hurt!"
• Captain's Tricorn- "Listen up everybody, I'm the captain!"
• Pirate Map- "Every Pinetree Pioneer knows how to follow a map."
• Pirate Stash- "That has to be where the treasure is!"
• Marotter- "Whatch out, Woby. I think it wants our stuff."
• Marotter Den- "Looks like nothing. Oh well!"
• Marotter Den (Has Loot)- "I think we have a winner, Woby!"
• Marotter Den (Dead)- "Woby, prepare to abandon ship."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Wobster- "Shellfish are basically bugs of the sea."
• Grass Gekko- "That patch of grass is alive!"
• Star-sky- "Aww, are you lost little guy?"
• Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "Ah! I-I'm sure some peroxide and a bandage will fix him up."
• Hutch- "Looks like we found another friend, Woby!"
• Canary- "Did you get lost too?"
• Canary (held)- "Hey, no pecking!"
• Canary (poisoned)- "This bird needs first aid!"
• Saffron Feather- "Looks like a canary feather."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "You're the best grub in the whole wide world!"
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "Aww, I think he's smiling!"
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "Are you hungry, little guy?"
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "This little guy needs some food!"
• Lavae Egg- "I can't wait for it to hatch!"
• Lavae Egg (cracked)- "It looks pretty cozy."
• Lavae Egg (too cold)- "It needs more warmth!"
• Lavae Tooth- "Aw, they lost their first tooth!"
• Chilled Lavae- "I think it's resting."
• No-Eyed Deer- "Hey Woby, do you guys go to the same barber?"
• No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "You could poke an eye out with those! Maybe he already did?"
• Deer Antler- "Hey, you dropped this!"
• Puffin- "Hey, that one IS in my handbook!"
• Puffin (held)- "I hope it doesn't eat the bugs in my pocket."
• Puffin (sleeping)- "Don't wake them up, Woby."
• Carrat- "Vegetables are much more interesting here than back home."
• Carrat (held)- "Please don't nibble a hole in my pocket."
• Carrat (sleeping)- "What do carrots dream about?"
• Carrat (dead)- "Poor little thing."
• Moon Moth- "I've never seen a moth like this before!"
• Moon Moth (held)- "In my pocket you go!"
• Lunar Wobster- "There's something different about their shell."
• Bulbous Lightbug- "I think I have a new favourite kind of bug!"
• Dust Moth- "Can I keep them? Pleeeaaaase?"
• Friendly Fruit Fly- "I'm going to call you Buzzy!"
• Friendly Fruit Fly Fruit- "The Fruit Flies seem to like following it around."
• Crustashine- "What kind of crab is that?"
• Koalefant's Carcass- "Should we say a few words, Woby?"

Mobs - Bosses

• Inspecting self- "A Pinetree Pioneer through and through!"
• Moose/Goose nesting ground- "Looks like we found its nest."
• Bee Queen- "If I make friends with their queen, maybe the bees won't sting me!"
• Bee Queen Crown- "I guess I'm the bee king now!"
• Klaus- "Woah! Who are you?"
• Stag Antler- "There's something weird about this antler."
• Antlion- "Hi!"
• Antlion (happy)- "We're becoming pals already."
• Antlion (upset)- "It's hard to read her expression..."
• Desert Stone- "No wonder she was grumpy, there was a pit in her stomach!"
• Desert Stone (active)- "It's ready to take us somewhere!"
• Sand Spike- "Hey, careful! You almost hit me with that!"
• Sand Castle- "Woah! How do you do that?"
• Glass Spike- "It looks like a giant tooth from a glass monster!"
• Glass Castle- "It looks nice I guess."
• Toadstool Cap- "Don't be so skittish Woby, it's just a toadstool!"
• Toadstool Cap (hole)- "What's wrong, Woby? It's just a normal hole in the ground."
• Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "Hey! What's that in there?"
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "A real giant frog monster!"
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "I don't think he likes us very much."
• Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "Woah! A giant mushroom!"
• Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "My handbook says not to pick mushrooms you don't recognize."
• Shroom Skin- "It's so weird! Can I keep it?"
• Reanimated Skeleton- "A real living skeleton!"
• Ancient Fuelweaver- "Maybe he knows something about the bug people that lived here!"
• Woven Shadow- "I wonder if I can catch one!"
• Bone Armor- "Yessss bone armor!!"
• Bone Helm- "Good thing they had such a thick skull, this makes a great helmet!"
• Shadow Thurible- "Oof, that's a strong smell."
• Malbatross- "Woah, look at that wingspan!"
• Malbatross Feather- "I think we ruffled her feathers."
• Malbatross Bill- "She left us a souvenir."
• Crab King- "YES!! Now that's a proper sea monster!"
• Crab King (inert)- "Who built this giant sand castle in the middle of the ocean?"
• Crab King (Ice Wall)- "Just have to chip away at it."
• Imposing Claw- "Woah! Look at the size of those claws!"
• Cannon Tower- "Incoming!"
• Crab Guard- "Watch out for those pinchers, Woby!"
• Crab Knight- "Whoa! Cool crab!"
• Crab King Bumper Kit- "It's always best to be prepared!"
• Crab King Bumper- "Don't worry Woby, I'm really good at sailing. That's just a precaution!"
• Cracked Pearl- "Oh no, oh no no no no..."
• Lord of the Fruit Flies- "Neat! I mean, uh... I should probably get him out of the garden."
• Celestial Champion (phase 1)- "Woah, is that a space creature?!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 1, dead)- "Aww, I wanted to ask them what it's like up in space..."
• Celestial Champion (phase 2)- "I'm starting to think they might be mad at us, Woby."
• Moonglass Spike- "I think they're trying to keep us from getting away!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 2, dead)- "At least now I can get a better look at it!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 3)- "If I just get a bit closer... I'm sure I can convince them we just want to be friends!"
• Enlightening Snare- "We should probably stay away from those, Woby."
• Celestial Champion (phase 3, dead)- "Do you think they're going to get up again, Woby?"
• Defeated Celestial Champion- "Well... I guess that's that."
• Enlightened Crown- "It tells me all kinds of stories."
• Enlightened Crown Shard- "I'm sure we can still find a use for it!"
• Eye of Terror- "Wow! Do you think it escaped from a giant head?"
• Twins of Terror- "Somewhere, some poor giant robot is walking around completely blind..."
• Eye Mask- "Don't worry Woby. It's just a hat, see?"
• Shield of Terror- "I like to think it's smiling."
• Bearger Carcass- "I'm sorry..."
• Bearger Carcass (burning)- "This isn't a fun campfire..."
• Bearger Carcass (reviving)- "Back from the dead!"
• Armored Bearger- "A zombie Bearger? Neat!"
• Deerclops Carcass- "Poor Deerclops..."
• Deerclops Carcass (burning)- "I'm going to miss her."
• Deerclops Carcass (reviving)- "Look Woby, she's okay!"
• Crystal Deerclops- "Aww, I think that poor Deerclops is sick!"
• Spark Ark(Empty)- "It's empty, Woby. Let's find something to put in there."
• Spark Ark(Full)- "I wonder if there is a glowing ball trapping badge."
• Nightmare Werepig(Imprisoned)- "We can't just leave him like that, Woby! We've gotta help him!"
• Nightmare Werepig- "I thought he'd be a bit happier to be free..."
• Pure Horror- "It can't be THAT bad... can it?"
• Frostjaw- "Better watch out for frostbite!"
• Bootleg Getaway- "Sorry Woby, that bone isn't for you."
• Whirlportal- "I don't think my water safety badge prepared me for that."
• Scrappy Werepig(Neutral)- "Don't worry, Woby. I think I can gain his trust."
• Scrappy Werepig(Stack)- "Should we help him, Woby?"
• Scrappy Werepig(Hostile)- "I still think we can be friends."
• Scrappy Chapauldron- "That werepig was so big, I can wear his shoulder pad as a hat!"
• Horizon Expandinator- "Woah! It's like binoculars, but... well, the opposite of that!"

Mobs - Other

• Crabby Hermit/Pearl- "Hello ma'am! Can I help you with anything?"
• Pearl's Pearl- "I gave my Pinetree Pioneer's oath to protect it with my life!"
• Gestalt- "Are you a ghost... from the moon?"
• Greater Gestalt- "Wow, they reeaally don't like those shadow creatures."
• Pipspook- "Maybe I should come back with someone who speaks ghost..."
• Royal-In-Progress- "I wonder how they pick their king?"
• King of the Merms- "The king of the bog monsters!"
• Woby (small)- "Good girl, Woby!"
• Woby (big)- "Good girl, Woby!"
• Grainy Transmission- "Hey Mister, are you okay? You're uh... flickering...?"
• Grainy Transmission (Mutated boss killed)- "Maybe this is my chance to earn my Helping the Elderly badge!"
• Grainy Transmission (W.A.R.B.I.S. Quest)- "Gee Mister, you move fast for a senior!"
• Queen of Moon Quay- "Hello ma'am! Do you need help getting down from there?"
• Polly Roger- "Thanks for the help, Polly! You'd make a great Pinetree Pioneer."
• Charlie- "Excuse me, ma'am! It's dangerous here, do you need any assistance?"
• Beckoning Hand- "We should give it a hand! Heh. Good one, Walter."
• W.O.B.O.T.- "Now that's how you fetch, Woby!"
• W.O.B.O.T.(Broken)- "We should try to fix it!"

Other Players

Wilson

• Generic- "Hey Mr. %s!"
• Attacker- "I thought he seemed alright... maybe I was wrong."
• Murderer- "Is it true, Mr. %s? Are you a scientist gone mad?"
• Reviver- "Thanks Mr. %s! Did you take good care of Woby?"
• Ghost- "What's it like being a ghost, Mr. %s? Oh, right, I'll get you a heart."
• Firestarter- "Nobody here knows how to build a proper campfire."

Willow

• Generic- "Hey %s!"
• Attacker- "%s? Why are you looking at me like that...?"
• Murderer- "Get her Woby! She's a killer!"
• Reviver- "Now I know why Woby likes you!"
• Ghost- "Woby, fetch! A heart! ...Okay, I'll get it myself."
• Firestarter- "You said you were listening when I was talking about fire safety!"

Wolfgang

• Generic- "Hey Mr. %s!"
• Attacker- "Y-you stay away!"
• Murderer- "There's a murderer in our midst, Woby!"
• Reviver- "Mr. %s is just a big softy!"
• Ghost- "Maybe this will help get over your fear of ghosts! Or not..."
• Firestarter- "Mr. %s, wait! The fire pit is over THERE!"

Wendy

• Generic- "Hey %s!"
• Attacker- "You can't scare me... okay, maybe a little."
• Murderer- "You... how could you do that?"
• Reviver- "Being a ghost isn't so bad, I can see why Abigail likes it!"
• Ghost- "Oh, it's... kind of hard to tell you two apart."
• Firestarter- "Fire safety isn't that hard!!"

WX-78

• Generic- "Hey %s!"
• Attacker- "Is... something wrong with %s?"
• Murderer- "You're a killer robot? Amazing! Wait, no Walter, not amazing!"
• Reviver- "Aw, you do care about us "meatsacks"!"
• Ghost- "See, you do have a soul! Now all you need is a heart."
• Firestarter- "Hey! You'll burn down the camp!"

Wickerbottom

• Generic- "Hello Ms. %s! Need any help crossing the street?"
• Attacker- "Is this because I said the radio will make books obsolete?"
• Murderer- "Attack of the killer librarian!"
• Reviver- "Thanks Ms. %s!"
• Ghost- "Well, she lived a long life... okay, okay, stop glaring! I'll get a heart!"
• Firestarter- "Not you too, Ms. %s!!"

Woodie

• Generic- "Hey Mr. %s! How's Ms. Lucy?"
• Attacker- "I don't like the way he's gripping that axe..."
• Murderer- "Really Mr. %s? An axe murderer? At least use some imagination."
• Reviver- "Us outdoorsy types have each other's backs! Right Mr. %s?"
• Ghost- "Don't worry, you'll have a heart in a jiffy!"
• Werebeaver- "The Werebeaver! It's real!"
• Ghost Werebeaver- "I can see your Canadian spirit! Er... I'll go get a heart."
• Weremoose- "There's a Weremoose too?!"
• Ghost Weremoose- "Don't worry Mr. %s, Canadians stick together! I'll find you a heart!"
• Weregoose- "Mr. %s...? Is that you?"
• Ghost Weregoose- "A Pinetree Pioneer is a friend to all woodland creatures! I'll get a heart!"
• Firestarter- "I thought for sure YOU'D know how to build a campfire!"

Wes

• Generic- "Uh... hi %s."
• Attacker- "This is why I don't trust clowns!"
• Murderer- "%s is a killer clown!"
• Reviver- "I guess some clowns are okay."
• Ghost- "A Pinetree Pioneer leaves no one behind! Even if they're a clown!"
• Firestarter- "That's not a proper campfire, %s!"

Maxwell

• Generic- "Hey Mr. %s! Woby, stop growling at him!"
• Attacker- "Your dark side is showing, Mr. %s."
• Murderer- "You're a monster, and not the fun kind."
• Reviver- "I was kind of having fun being a ghost..."
• Ghost- "Don't worry, a Pinetree Pioneer doesn't leave anyone behind!"
• Firestarter- "Doesn't anyone care about fire safety?"

Wigfrid

• Generic- "Hey Ms. %s!"
• Attacker- "Ms. %s seems even more combative than usual..."
• Murderer- "Ms. %s went into a Viking rage!"
• Reviver- "Thanks Ms. %s! You're the only Viking I know, but also the best one!"
• Ghost- "Don't worry Ms. %s! Woby and I will get a heart for you in no time."
• Firestarter- "Not everything needs to have a Viking funeral, Ms. %s!"

Webber

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "I guess he IS a monster... it's only natural."
• Murderer- "Hey %s! That's going too far!"
• Reviver- "Thanks for the help! You'll make a great Pinetree Pioneer someday!"
• Ghost- "Don't worry little guy, Woby and I will take care of it."
• Firestarter- "We need to have a group meeting about fire safety."

Winona

• Generic- "Hey Ms. %s!"
• Attacker- "You're making Woby nervous, Ms. %s..."
• Murderer- "Watch out Woby, she's a murderer!"
• Reviver- "Thanks for patching me up, Ms. %s!"
• Ghost- "We didn't cover this in first aid, but I'm sure I can figure it out!"
• Firestarter- "Uh, Ms. %s... that's not how you make a campfire."

Wortox

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "Is this one of your pranks?"
• Murderer- "Y-your prank went too far %s!"
• Reviver- "Hey, thanks for not eating my soul %s! Not that I was worried..."
• Ghost- "Does this pose an interesting dilemma for you %s?"
• Firestarter- "Well... I guess he IS an imp..."

Wormwood

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "Wait %s! Me... friend! See?"
• Murderer- "A killer plant! This would make a great Midnight Broadcast episode..."
• Reviver- "You good plant friend! Much thanks!"
• Ghost- "Do you need a heart? You know, uh... ba-bum?"
• Firestarter- "%s! You're going to start a forest fire that way!"

Warly

• Generic- "Hey Mr. %s!"
• Attacker- "You seem kind of cranky Mr. %s, maybe you should eat something?"
• Murderer- "How long have you been cooking up this murderous scheme, Mr. %s?"
• Reviver- "Thanks Mr. %s! That really hit the spot."
• Ghost- "Hang on Mr. %s! You'll be back to cooking fancy food in no time."
• Firestarter- "You're burning it, Mr. %s!"

Wurt

• Generic- "Hi %s!"
• Attacker- "She's just doing what comes naturally, I guess."
• Murderer- "Hey %s, no killing people! Killing bad!"
• Reviver- "Thanks! Uh... florp?"
• Ghost- "Oh boy, what trouble did you get into this time, %s?"
• Firestarter- "No, first you clear the area, then arrange the logs like this, then-"

Walter

• Generic- "Hi %s! You kind of remind me of someone..."
• Attacker- "Hey, that's not how a Pinetree Pioneer acts!"
• Murderer- "You'll be kicked out of the Pioneers for this, %s!"
• Reviver- "I knew I could count on a fellow Pinetree Pioneer."
• Ghost- "I'll get you fixed up lickety-split!"
• Firestarter- "%s! Did you not get your fire safety badge yet?"

Wanda

• Generic- "Oh, sorry Ms. %s! I was just, uh... checking."
• Attacker- "Ms. %s is acting pretty suspiciously..."
• Murderer- "I knew it! She IS the killer!"
• Reviver- "Thanks Ms. %s! I promise I'll be more careful."
• Ghost- "Don't worry Ms. %s, we'll have you back to your old self in a jiffy!"
• Firestarter- "It really doesn't take that long to build an actual campfire Ms. %s!"

Wonkey

• Generic- "Huh. That monkey seems weirdly familiar..."
• Attacker- "I don't think that monkey's friendly."
• Murderer- "Killer monkey!!"
• Reviver- "This is why you should always be kind to animals."
• Ghost- "Somehow a monkey ghost just isn't as spooky."
• Firestarter- "Who gave the monkey a torch?"

Other (Mod Characters)

• Generic- "Hello, %s!"
• Attacker- "%s doesn't seem trustworthy..."
• Murderer- "You're not going to get away with this, %s!"
• Reviver- "%s is definitely Pinetree Pioneer material."
• Ghost- "Don't worry %s, I have a badge in first aid!"
• Firestarter- "That's not how you build a campfire, %s!"

Food - Meats

• Barnacles- "Foraged from the sea!"
• Cooked Barnacles- "Hmm, it's not bad!"
• Runty Guppy- "It's barely big enough to call a guppy."
• Needlenosed Squirt- "I caught it on purpose. For practice."
• Bitty Baitfish- "I usually catch much bigger fish, you know."
• Smolt Fry- "You know, sometimes catching smaller fish is the real challenge."
• Popperfish- "Careful the fins don't get stuck in your teeth."
• Fallounder- "It smells like dead leaves."
• Bloomfin Tuna- "Hey little buddy! Get it, because it's got a bud on its head?"
• Scorching Sunfish- "Keep it away from anything flammable!"
• Spittlefish- "Hey! It's rude to spit at people!"
• Mudfish- "SEA MONST-- oh wait, it's just a really ugly fish."
• Deep Bass- "It's like it's staring into my soul..."
• Dandy Lionfish- "None of these fish look anything like the ones in my handbook..."
• Black Catfish- "You're the unlucky fish who'll be my dinner."
• Corn Cod- "Is it corn that mutated into a fish, or a fish that mutated into corn?"
• Ice Bream- "Will it melt if I try to cook it?"
• Sweetish Fish- "Aww, it's got cute little ear fins!"
• Barnacles- "Foraged from the sea!"
• Cooked Barnacles- "Hmm, it's not bad!"
• Naked Nostrils- "Looks like someone got a bit nosy. Get it? Because it's a nose?"
• Charred Nostrils- "It sure doesn't smell so good now..."

Food - Fruits

• Lesser Glow Berry- "More like a glow raisin..."
• Juicy Berries- "Yes! These are the best kind!"
• Roasted Juicy Berries- "I should eat these fast."
• Fig- "I don't really like figs..."
• Cooked Fig- "I don't really like cooked figs any better..."

Food - Vegetables

• Kelp Fronds- "Sea monster hair. Obviously."
• Cooked Kelp Fronds- "It's... slimy."
• Dried Kelp Fronds- "Crunchy and salty. It's not bad."
• Stone Fruit- "It's hard as a rock!"
• Ripe Stone Fruit- "It's finally ripe! ...I think."
• Cooked Stone Fruit- "That's better."
• Garlic- "Wards off the vampires."
• Roasted Garlic- "Too bad vampires never get to enjoy it."
• Onion- "I hate chopping them."
• Roasted Onion- "A juicy cooked onion."
• Pepper- "Nice and red and ripe!"
• Roasted Pepper- "It's hot!"
• Potato- "Should we mash them?"
• Roasted Potato- "I love a campfire-roasted potato."
• Toma Root- "It's red because it's full of science."
• Roasted Toma Root- "Cooking's easy if you understand chemistry."
• Moon Shroom- "Another mushroom that isn't in my handbook..."
• Cooked Moon Shroom- "This doesn't seem like the smartest idea."
• Fire Nettle Fronds- "They're even worse than poison oak!"
• Forget-Me-Lots- "I keep forgetting to look them up in my handbook."
• Tillweeds- "Hey! No weeds allowed in the garden!"

Food - Crock Pot

• Jellybeans- "Jellybeans are for little kids..."
• Asparagus Soup- "Asparagus again? Er, not that I'm complaining..."
• Banana Pop- "Those are for little kids. But bananas are healthy so I guess it's alright."
• Bone Bouillon- "It really fills you up."
• Ceviche- "Mushy, but tasty."
• Hot Dragon Chili Salad- "Is it made from real dragons?"
• Fresh Fruit Crepes- "With fresh-picked wild fruits."
• Fish Cordon Bleu- "Er... maybe Woby wants some."
• Announce Fish Cordon Bleu buff starts- "Nothing's going to rain on my parade! Because I'm waterproof, get it?"
• Announce Fish Cordon Bleu buff is over- "Oh well. It's good to stay hydrated anyway."
• Asparagazpacho- "(Sigh) I know it's probably good for me..."
• Glow Berry Mousse- "Will my insides light up if I eat it?"
• Creamy Potato Purée- "Yeah, mashed potatoes!"
• Monster Tartare- "Fancy and gross overlaps a lot."
• Moqueca- "Wow, having a real chef around when you're camping is great!"
• Grim Galette- "Looks good!"
• Stuffed Pepper Poppers- "Why does this taste minty...?"
• Puffed Potato Soufflé- "This is really good, Mr. Warly!"
• Fancy Spiralled Tubers- "I usually mash my potatoes."
• Salsa Fresca- "It only comes with one chip?!"
• Vegetable Stinger- "I've never had a spicy drink before."
• Volt Goat Chaud-Froid- "It definitely has a zing to it."
• Announce Volt Goat Chaud-Froid buff starts- "This reminds me of a radio program I heard where a guy was hit by lightning and turned into pure electricity and-"
• Announce Volt Goat Chaud-Froid buff is over- "Darnit... guess the show's over."
• Surf 'n' Turf- "So filling!"
• Lobster Bisque- "It's tasty, I like it!"
• Lobster Dinner- "This seems pretty fancy for camping food."
• California Roll- "Is that raw fish?"
• Seafood Gumbo- "Packed full of flavour!"
• Barnacle Pita- "Further proof that anything can be a sandwich."
• Barnacle Nigiri- "It's... interesting."
• Barnacle Linguine- "Just about anything tastes good with pasta."
• Stuffed Fish Heads- "Uhh Woby? Do you want this one?"
• Leafy Meatloaf- "I guess it's one way to eat your vegetables."
• Veggie Burger- "It's not quite the same."
• Jelly Salad- "I don't think we needed to get that fancy with it..."
• Beefy Greens- "What are those chunks in it?"
• Mushy Cake- "Is that really a cake?"
• Soothing Tea- "It makes my head feel a bit fuzzy... but I'm sure that's fine!"
• Figatoni- "At least the fig's hidden inside."
• Figkabab- "Aw, did it have to be figs?"
• Fig-Stuffed Trunk- "How many figs are in there?!"
• Figgy Frogwich- "Hey, that's pretty good! What's in it?"
• Bunny Stew- "There's no Pioneer that could say no to this!"
• Frozen Banana Daiquiri‎- "Don't drink it too fast or you'll get a headache."
• Banana Shake- "Mmm, it's even better than the ones they made at the malted shop!"
• Breakfast Skillet- "Wow, it's so... healthy!"
• Plain Omelette- "Mom used to make them scrambled..."
• Tall Scotch Eggs- "That's a monster-sized breakfast!"
• Beefalo Treats- "Don't worry Woby, I'll get a treat for you too."
• Steamed Twigs- "Come here, beefalo! Dinner time!"
• Stuffed Night Cap- "Don't eat that Woby! It'll knock you right out."

Food - Other

• Royal Jelly- "It was a royal pain to get."
• Moon Moth Wings- "They're very fragile."
• Oblong Seeds (Carrot Seeds) / Clustered Seeds (Corn Seeds) / Bulbous Seeds (Dragon Fruit Seeds) / Brittle Seed Pods (Durian Seeds) / Swirly Seeds (Eggplant Seeds) / Windblown Seeds (Pomegranate Seeds) / Sharp Seeds (Pumpkin Seeds) / Square Seeds (Watermelon Seeds)- "Yep, those are seeds!"
• Tubular Seeds (Asparagus Seeds) / Spiky Seeds (Toma Root Seeds) / Fluffy Seeds (Potato Seeds) / Pointy Seeds (Onion Seeds) / Seed Pods (Garlic Seeds) / Lumpy Seeds (Pepper Seeds)- "Where should we plant them, Woby?"
• Milky Whites- "Woby, can you find me a stick? I want to poke it."

Misc Items

• Abigail's Flower (held)- "Did that flower just whisper something?"
• Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "Oh, Abigail! I didn't recognize you."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "Don't eat the haunted flower, Woby!"
• Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "You're not really as spooky when you're a flower."
• Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "I don't think I should hang on to this."
• Abigail's Flower (ready)- "I'd die to find out what it does."
• Lucy the Axe- "She seems nice."
• Codex Umbra- "I think the time for first aid has long passed."
• Blueprint (rare)- "I think I found something interesting!"
• Fur Tuft- "It's so soft!"
• Sketch- "I think I could sculpt this! I'm pretty good at arts and crafts."
• Advert- "This looks pretty easy to make."
• Ancient Key- "It's the key to this whole mystery!"
• Shadow Atrium- "Look at that! I wonder what's keeping it alive?"
• Gnomette- "I thought she was looking the other way a second ago..."
• Leaky Teacup- "My mom would kill me if I cracked her fine china."
• White and Black Bishop- "I'm not really interested in board games."
• Bent Spork- "One less utensil to pack with your camping gear!"
• Toy Trojan Horse- "Seems like a normal wooden horse."
• Unbalanced Top- "I'm too mature for toys."
• Back Scratcher- "Woby likes it."
• Beaten Beater- "Whoops, it got kind of bent."
• Frayed Yarn- "I like a good yarn. Heh..."
• Shoe Horn- "Protect your heels!"
• White and Black Knight- "They're kind of boring once you've seen the bigger version."
• Lucky Cat Jar- "Woby doesn't seem to like it very much."
• Air Unfreshener- "It doesn't even smell like a real pine tree!"
• Potato Cup- "One less dish to wash!"
• White and Black Rook- "I'm not really interested in board games."
• Wire Hanger- "I wonder if I can use it to pick up radio signals..."
• Blue Moonlens- "You don't come across one of these very often."
• Green Moonlens- "They never taught us how to use these in the Pinetree Pioneers."
• Red Moonlens- "This eye looks bloodshot!"
• Orange Moonlens- "It's a pretty good landmark, you can't miss it!"
• Purple Moonlens- "Purple! The friendliest colour!."
• Yellow Moonlens- "Y'ello to you too! Okay, that was bad."
• Iridescent Gem- "So many colours!"
• Moon Caller's Staff- "No Woby, this stick isn't for fetching!"
• Polar Light- "I just got a chill up my spine."
• Beach Toy- "Hm, I guess I could give it away as a gift?"
• Crumpled Package- "Ugh, it's falling apart!"
• Lost Toy- "Hey! I could've sworn I didn't see anything there a second ago!"
• Mourning Glory- "Spooky!"
• Message in a Bottle- "There's a note inside."
• Empty Bottle- "Maybe I'll use it for my bug collection, my pockets are getting full."
• Bundle of Thanks- "I think she's really warming up to us, Woby!"
• Shell Bell Bundle- "More for the shell collection!"
• Tackle Box- "It's got room for all my tackle."
• Spectackler Box- "So organized!"
• Fish Food- "You use it to lure the fish in."
• Amberosia- "Uh... no thanks. Maybe the moths will like it?"
• Milkmade Hat- "Milk is good for your skeleton!"
• Compost- "Nothing goes to waste!"
• Terrarium- "Woah! That's not normal!"
• Terrarium (corrupted)- "Oh no, I think that shadow stuff made the tree sick..."
• Terrarium (activated)- "Spooky!"
• Terrarium (summoning)- "WOAH! That's REALLY not normal!"
• Terrarium (dormant)- "I guess it can't stay lit up all the time."
• Terrarium (no boss setting)- "Aww, can't we turn it on for a little bit?"
• Doll Mask / Cracked Doll Mask / Queen Mask / Blacksmith Mask / King Mask / Mirror Mask / Fool Mask / Tree Mask- "Neat! A spooky mask!"
• Shattered Doll Mask- "Is it just me, or did that mask get even spookier?"
• Doll Costume / Queen Costume / Blacksmith Costume / King Costume / Mirror Costume / Fool Costume / Tree Costume- "Who would leave such a nice costume out in the wilderness?"
• Recipe Card- "Woby, I can't read the recipe if you chew on the cards!"
• Lost Scrapbook Page- "I should add it to my scrapbook!"
• Red Crown- "I hope whoever lost it isn't missing it too much."
• Archaic Boat Kit- "Is this really how they used to build boats in the olden days?"
• Broken Forged Items- "Woby! Were you playing with that?"

Announcements

• Already has Critter- "I think Woby might get jealous if I keep collecting pets."
• Ancient Chest combo failed- "This thing is impossible to open!"
• Ancient Chest combo successful- "That wasn't hard at all."
• Atrium destabilizing-
  • "Don't be scared, Woby!"
  • "Woah! What's happening?"
  • "Hey... I think this might not be safe."
• Ruins renewal- "Hey Woby, look! The monsters are back!"
• Battlecry (Deer)- "Sorry deer!"
• Becoming ghost- "oOooOooo!!"
• Beefalo mount health low- "Oh. I think they're hurt."
• Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "I guess this seat's occupied."
• Boat damaged- "Um. That might be a problem."
• Boat sinking- "Better put my swimming badge to good use!"
• Bowing down to Bee Queen Crown-
  • "Hey! Nice crown!"
  • "Your royal crowned-ness."
  • "Your majesty."
• Blueprint already known- "Heh. I already knew that."
• Can't learn blueprint- "Sorry, I kind of lost interest."
• Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "Wait... this map looks all wrong."
• Can't build Celestial Portal (in Caves)- "I'll have to wait until the moon's out."
• Can't craft (missing ingredients)- "It looks like I need to find more supplies first."
• Can't craft (unlearned recipe)- "Um... I don't think I know how to make one of those yet..."
• Can't craft (needs crafting station)- "I could probably do it if I had a station with the right tools."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (generic)- "What I'm wearing is fine."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (on fire)- "That goes against everything we learned about fire safety."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (in use)- "Did you get lost in there? Ha... ha... uh, that was a joke."
• Cannot construct (occupied)- "Are you busy? Wanna hear about the bug I found yesterday?"
• Cannot construct (wrong material)- "That doesn't make sense."
• Cannot construct (no materials)- "I need some supplies!"
• Cannot construct (wrong plans)- "Wait... these aren't even the right plans."
• Can't cook (in use)- "Hey while you're here, wanna hear a scary story I heard on the radio?"
• Can't fill watering can with ocean water- "Maybe if I was growing a garden full of seaweed."
• Can't give Advert to Tackle Receptacle (already known)- "Heh. I learned that ages ago!"
• Can't give Sketch to Potter's Wheel (already known)- "I know that one already."
• Can't groom beefalo (no beefalo)- "Uh, I think we're forgetting something..."
• Can't groom beefalo (no hair)- "I'll have to wait till their hair grows back."
• Can't place fish on Fish Scale-O-Matic (too small)- "This one's way too small."
• Can't place oversized crop on Produce Scale (too small)- "Nope. Not big enough."
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "I'm not even going to try sculpting that."
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "It's already packed."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (Ancient Gateway not active)- "Darnit. It's not working."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (structure wrong)- "Did I put it together wrong? I wish it had instructions..."
• Can't rummage (occupied)- "Do you like radio shows? There was this great horror one I used to listen to-"
• Can't store (occupied)- ""A Pinetree Pioneer is patient and polite." But uh, hurry up please?"
• Can't rummage and store (Warly-exclusive object)- "I should probably leave that alone."
• Can't shave (someone else's beefalo)- "That doesn't seem very polite..."
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (wrong key)- "I don't think that's what I'm supposed to use in this situation."
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (Klaus)- "Wait, I want to get a closer look at that monster!"
• Can't write on sign (in use)- "Hey! What are you writing?"
• Can't build with encumbering item (wrong piece)- "No, see? That doesn't fit together at all!"
• Can't place in Ancient Gateway (not Ancient Key)- "I'll have to keep looking for the right key."
• Can't place in Moon Stone (not staff)- "I'll have to keep looking for the right key."
• Caught in Binding Roots- "Hey, let me go!"
• Caught in Bone Snare- "Hey!"
• Sinkhole warning-
  • "Woah!"
  • "Hang on, I'm sure my handbook says what to do in an earthquake!"
  • "I think there's something moving underground!"
• Cave-in warning- "Wait. Is this... dangerous?"
• Compass broken- "What...? I've never seen a compass do this before."
• Danger, unable to leave game- "No, wait! I can do this!"
• Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "I don't feel so good..."
• Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
  • "Errgh... just... give me a minute..."
  • "Woby... could you... help... at all...?"
  • "This can't... be good... for my spine..."
  • "I can... do it...!"
  • "A Pinetree Pioneer... never gives up...!"
  • "I'll get it...! I just... need a minute...!"
  • "Come on Wobyyyy... help me... out!"
  • "Why am I... doing this... again...?"
  • "This is... ergh... a little heavy..."
• Failed to lower sail-
  • "One more time, just like in the handbook."
  • "Aah, rope burn!"
  • "This is harder than the diagrams make it look..."
• Failed to read Message in a Bottle- "Come on Walter, gotta focus! Don't get distracted!"
• Failed to revive Abigail- "If it makes you feel better, ghosts are way more interesting anyway."
• Failed to revive Ghost- "They seem pretty committed to their lifestyle. Or lack of one?"
• Flare set off by other player- "A signal! We should follow it!"
• Ghost sanity drain- "My head... I thought having ghosts around would be more fun."
• Health too low, unable to attune to Meat Effigy- "I can't! I need medical attention! Where's the first aid kit?!"
• Hitting Ancient Fuelweaver's Shadow Shield- "Look at those defenses! how does he do that?"
• Klaus enraged- "I think we made him angry."
• Klaus entering second form- "Maybe he'll feel better with that chain gone."
• Klaus summoning Krampii- "He's calling more monsters! YES!!"
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 1)- "Woby look! There's something in there!"
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 2)- "Just a little more..."
• Mining Inviting Formation (finished)- "Got it! What is it?"
• Mushroom Planter needs living log- "One of those haunted logs should do the trick."
• Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "I need to forage for mushrooms! C'mon Woby!"
• Mushroom Planter won't take Moon Cap- "I don't think they'll grow here."
• Not Gem- "That's probably not going to work."
• Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "That doesn't look right."
• Not catching fish-
  • "Hmm-hm hmmm, hm-de-dum..."
  • "Well. I'm kind of bored."
  • "Do you think we should try somewhere else Woby?"
  • "I wonder if fish tell scary stories about us?"
• Paying tribute to Antlion-
  • "This is for you!"
  • "I brought you something!"
  • "Woah... you're amazing!"
• Plant diseased pick warning- "I'm pretty sure that's not how it's supposed to look."
• Plant diseased dig warning- "That should help... I think."
• Refusing to eat invalid food- "I don't think that's safe to eat."
• Rowing mistimed-
  • "Wait, I can do it! Just need to get the hang of it."
  • "That was just practice!"
  • "Come on Walter, follow the timing, just like in the handbook."
• Refusing to eat yucky food- "Even Woby wouldn't eat that."
• Shadow Thurible out of fuel- "I think it's out of fuel."
• Teleporting with Lazy Deserter- "Do you think I'll be the same person when I come out the other side?"
• Trees petrifying- "I scream, you scream, the trees scream!"
• Trying to fish in ocean with Fishing Rod- "A Pinetree Pioneer knows to use the right equipment. And this isn't it."
• Trying to fish in pond with Sea Fishing Rod- "Hm... my handbook says I need a different kind of fishing rod."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, busy)- "I guess they're busy."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, dead)- "Oh, uh... I think they're busy. Being dead."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, inventory full)- "Looks like you've already got enough supplies."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, sleeping)- "Hey Woby, should we wake them up?"
• Unable to receive gift (danger)- "There's monsters around! I don't want to miss anything!"
• Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "I'll have to get down first."
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (already bath bombed)- "I don't want to waste supplies."
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (glassed over)- "I don't think that's going to work."
• Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "That seems like a bad idea."
• Washing ashore after abandoning ship- "Woby...? Oh good, you're okay!"
• Fail to give to all player (inventory full)- "Looks like you've already got enough supplies."
• Fail to give to a player (inventory full)- "Looks like you've already got enough supplies."
• Repair Sail- "I already checked, it's in perfect sailing condition!"
• Fail to tell story- "This isn't really the place for a scary story..."
• Fail to tell story (not night)- "I should wait until it's dark, for maximum spookiness."
• Fail to tell story (no fire)- "I need a fire, it adds to the atmosphere!"
• Fire when out during story- "Darnit, the fire went out right at the best part!"
• Day comes during story- "To be continued..."
• Knockedout- "W-Woby...? Oooh... what happened?"
• To dangerous to sleep- "This isn't the best time for a siesta."
• No hunger to sleep- "Maybe if I have a snack first."
• No sleep in cave- "I can't rest now! There's too much to look at down here!"
• Ocean Fishing Rod bad cast- "Er... that was just for practice."
• Fish go away- "Hey! No fair!"
• Line snap- "Darnit!"
• Line loose- "Just reel it in a little... just like they taught us..."
• Walter Trusty Slingshot out of ammo-
  • "Uh oh... I'm all out of ammo."
  • "Uh... just kidding!"
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (not Nightmare Fuel)- "I guess that was a silly thing to try..."
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (dormant)- "There's no tree to give anything to yet!"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror arriving- "I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be attached to something!"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror leaving- "Aww wait, come back!"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror returning- "Oh good, they came back!"
• Talking to plants-
  • "It's good to have someone to talk to. Thanks plants!"
  • "How are you doing today plants? Seen any new bugs lately?"
  • "Hey! Do you guys want to hear a story?"
  • "You're doing great, plants! Keep it up!"
  • "Don't worry, I'll be here to talk to you whenever you get lonely."
• Wonkey
  • While transforming- "All of a sudden I can't stop thinking about bananas..."
  • When transformed- "Uhh, something really weird is happening!"
  • After returning to their original form- "Woby, c'mere girl! It's okay, I'm me again!"
• Lunar Rift max- "Look, Woby! Something's glowing over there!"
• Shadow Rift max- "What was that weird light? We should check it out, Woby!"
• Fire Nettle Fronds (toxin1)- "Ah! Ow! It burns!!"
• Fire Nettle Fronds (toxin2)- "Aaaah, it got me! It got me!"
• Fire Nettle Fronds (toxin, done)- "Whew... I-I think I'm okay now."

Unclear

• ACTIONFAIL.ACTIVATE.EMPTY_CATCOONDEN- "It's empty? Well now I feel kind of bad..."
• ACTIONFAIL.ACTIVATE.MANNEQUIN_EQUIPSWAPFAILED- "Sorry, I guess you can't wear that."
• ACTIONFAIL.ACTIVATE.NOTMERM- "I tried speaking in bog monster, but I think I just offended them."
• ACTIONFAIL.ACTIVATE.NOTMYBERNIE- "I guess I can't tell a stuffed bear what to do either."
• ACTIONFAIL.CONSTRUCT.NOTREADY- "Maybe I'll try when the ground isn't shaking."
• ACTIONFAIL.DISMANTLE.COOKING- "That seems kind of dangerous."
• ACTIONFAIL.DISMANTLE.NOTEMPTY- "I should make sure it's empty first."
• ACTIONFAIL.GIVE.NOTAMONKEY- "Um. Sorry, could you repeat that please?"
• ACTIONFAIL.GIVE.QUEENBUSY- "Sorry ma'am, I'll wait until you're ready."
• ACTIONFAIL.GIVE.SPIDERNOHAT- "I don't think that would be very comfy for the spider."
• ACTIONFAIL.HARVEST.DOER_ISNT_MODULE_OWNER- "I was trying to scratch behind his ears... but I don't think he has any."
• ACTIONFAIL.HEAL.NOT_MERM- "No Woby, that's for bog monsters only."
• ACTIONFAIL.HERD_FOLLOWERS.WEBBERONLY- "They're not listening to me! Maybe Webber can talk to them..."
• ACTIONFAIL.MOUNT.SLEEPING- "Sorry to wake you, but could you give me a ride?"
• ACTIONFAIL.OPEN_CRAFTING.SHADOWMAGIC- "Maybe you could teach me some magic tricks? I'm a quick learner!"
• ACTIONFAIL.PICKUP.FULL_OF_CURSES- "I really shouldn't pick up things that don't belong to me."
• ACTIONFAIL.PLANTREGISTRY_RESEARCH_FAIL.FERTILIZER- "I think I know everything I need to."
• ACTIONFAIL.PLANTREGISTRY_RESEARCH_FAIL.GENERIC- "I've already learned everything I need to know about that one."
• ACTIONFAIL.POUR_WATER.OUT_OF_WATER- "Well, that's the last of the water."
• ACTIONFAIL.POUR_WATER_GROUNDTILE.OUT_OF_WATER- "I'll need to get more water."
• ACTIONFAIL.RUMMAGE.NOTAMERM- "I don't want to make the bog monsters mad at me!"
• ACTIONFAIL.SAIL.REPAIR- "I already checked, it's in perfect sailing condition!"
• ACTIONFAIL.TEACH.STASH_MAP_NOT_FOUND- "Um... those monkeys aren't very good at making maps."
• ACTIONFAIL.USEITEMON.BEEF_BELL_ALREADY_USED- "I already rang it!"
• ACTIONFAIL.USEITEMON.BEEF_BELL_HAS_BEEF_ALREADY- "I've already got as many big fuzzy friends as I can manage."
• ACTIONFAIL.USEITEMON.BEEF_BELL_INVALID_TARGET- "I don't think that's going to work."
• ANNOUNCE_ARCHIVE_NEW_KNOWLEDGE- "Huh? It's giving me instructions!"
• ANNOUNCE_ARCHIVE_NO_POWER- "Hm, it doesn't look like it's working."
• ANNOUNCE_ARCHIVE_OLD_KNOWLEDGE- "I knew that one already."
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_ATTACK- "Woah! I feel like I can take on the world!"
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_ELECTRICATTACK- "This reminds me of a radio program I heard where a guy was hit by lightning and turned into pure electricity and-"
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_MOISTUREIMMUNITY- "Nothing's going to rain on my parade! Because I'm waterproof, get it?"
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_PLAYERABSORPTION- "I'm invincible!"
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_SLEEPRESISTANCE- "Wide awake and ready for anything!"
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_WORKEFFECTIVENESS- "Come on Woby, let's get to work!"
• ANNOUNCE_CANFIX- " Don't worry, I know how to fix it!"
• ANNOUNCE_CANT_ESCAPE_CURSE- "Huh... maybe I don't want to drop it after all."
• ANNOUNCE_CHAIR_ON_FIRE- "This is fine."
• ANNOUNCE_COZY_SLEEP- "Wow, that was a good night's sleep!"
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_ATTACK- "Huh? My punches feel wimpier... not that I was wimpy before!"
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_ELECTRICATTACK- "Darnit... guess the show's over."
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_MOISTUREIMMUNITY- "Oh well. It's good to stay hydrated anyway."
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_PLAYERABSORPTION- "Back to regular Walter."
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_SLEEPRESISTANCE- "I'm starting to get a bit tired..."
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_WORKEFFECTIVENESS- "Alright, time for a break."
• ANNOUNCE_FERTILIZER_RESEARCHED- "I didn't know there was so much to learn about this stuff."
• ANNOUNCE_HEALINGSALVE_ACIDBUFF_DONE- "Hold on Woby, I think my Acid Repellent is wearing off."
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_AVOID_FORK- "Aww, but the other trail looks so much more exciting..."
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY- "I learned all about tracking in the Pioneers! It went thataway!"
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING- "There's too many footprints in this wet ground!"
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_START_FORK- "This trail could be dangerous, but a Pinetree Pioneer has no fear!"
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_SUCCESSFUL_FORK- "Don't worry Woby, we're gonna catch them by surprise!"
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_WRONG_FORK- "Huh... I have the weirdest feeling something's watching me."
• ANNOUNCE_MEGA_FLARE_SEEN- "Wow, it's hard to miss a signal that bright!"
• ANNOUNCE_OCEANFISHING_BADCAST- "Er... that was just for practice."
• ANNOUNCE_OCEANFISHING_LINESNAP- "Darnit!"
• ANNOUNCE_OCEANFISHING_LINETOOLOOSE- "Just reel it in a little... just like they taught us..."
• ANNOUNCE_OCEAN_SILHOUETTE_INCOMING- "Is that a real sea monster?"
• ANNOUNCE_OFF_SCRIPT- "Uh, I don't think that's in the script..."
• ANNOUNCE_OTTERBOAT_DENBROKEN- "I knew we shouldn't have gotten rid of that den..."
• ANNOUNCE_OTTERBOAT_OUTOFSHALLOWS- "Get ready to swim Woby, I don't think this was made for deep water!"
• ANNOUNCE_PIRATES_ARRIVE- "What's that music? Did someone bring a radio?"
• ANNOUNCE_PLANT_RANDOMSEED- "Let's see what grows, Woby!"
• ANNOUNCE_PLANT_RESEARCHED.1- "More plant facts for my mental handbook!"
• ANNOUNCE_POCKETWATCH_PORTAL- "Look at us, Woby! We're officially time travelers!!"
• ANNOUNCE_SCRAPBOOK_FULL- "I've already filled out my scrapbook."
• ANNOUNCE_TOOL_TOOWEAK- "It's okay Woby, we just need to find a stronger tool!"
• ANNOUNCE_WEIGHT- "Weight: {weight}"
• ANNOUNCE_WEIGHT_HEAVY- "Weight: {weight} Is there a badge for heaviest fish?"
• ANNOUNCE_WINCH_CLAW_MISS- "Next time I'll get it!"
• ANNOUNCE_WINCH_CLAW_NO_ITEM- "What? Nothing?"

Skins

• Guest of Honor Set- "I'd wear it more often, but it's so heavy with all these badges..."
• Survivor Set- "I hope I don't lose any points for the state of my uniform."
• File:Buzzy Boy Head Walter Icon.pngHalloween Costume Set- "Maybe if I dress like them, they won't sting me!"
• Snowfallen Set- "Brrr... it's a good thing you already have your own winter coat, Woby!"
• Verdant Set- "Every story needs a fearless adventurer and their trusty steed!"
• Victorian Set- "Extra, extra! Read all about it!"
• Chatterbox Set- "Want to hear a really scary story?"
• Boy Detective Set- "Don't worry Sirs and Madams, Woby and I are on the case!"

Removed

• Applied Horticulture- "I already have my gardening badge."

Unimplemented

• RECORD_DAWN- "It's no Midnight Broadcast, but it's still pretty good."
• RECORD_DANGER- "Woby likes to howl along, don't you girl?"
• Carnival Ball- "Get the ball Woby! Uh... I guess we'll work on that later."
• SHADOWDANCER- "Mr. Maxwell's actually kind of fun when you get to know him."
• BOMB_LUNARPLANT_WORMWOOD- "Woah, it looks a lot stronger now!"
• Burnt Spiky Bush- "Guess it wasn't a bog monster after all."
• Fish Hook- "The diagram in my handbook shows a bobber, that might help."
• Mini Iceberg- "Iceberg ahead!"
• Mini Iceberg (melted) "Woby likes to roll in puddles."
• Smoldering- "Hurry, stomp it out before it catches fire!"

Trivia

• Lord of Gourds may be a reference to the Great pumpkin from the Peanuts comics. Both have similar characteristics like showing up on Halloween, searching for perfect pumpkin and rewarding people.
• His quote for the Telltale Heart ("Did you ever hear the story about the beating heart hidden under the floorboards?") is a direct nod to Edgar Allan Poe's short story The Tell-Tale Heart.
• His quote for the Think Tank ("We're going to need a bigger boat") may be a subtle nod to the 1975 movie Jaws.
• His quote for a picked Carrot ("I always get a bit disappointed when it doesn't turn out to be a rat.") is a reference to the Carrat.