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“I am one heck of a scientist.”
Wilson's quotes are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.
Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wilson's quotes for items found in Hamlet. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.
Tools
Shears- "Shearly delightful."
Lights
Cork Candle Hat- "What a bright idea!"
Cowl- "A hat, made of bat."
Survival
Bug B'Gone- "Take that, bugs!"
Bird Whistle- "For the birds."
Food
Sprinkler- "Water you think it's for?"
Science
Smelter- "I smelt that!"
Oscillating Fan- "Fan-tastic."
Fight
Halberd- "Now I can't be caught off-guard."
Cork Bat- "Put a cork in it."
Weevole Mantle- "Yeesh. This is kinda creepy."
Mant Mask- "There's still some goo stuck to the insides."
Mant Suit- "It's brittle."
Fancy Helmet- "Protects my brains."
Tin Suit- "Science says I'm safe in here."
Blunderbuss- "Well, this will come in handy."
Structures
Cork Barrel- "Room for two. Or three."
Refine
Claw Palm Sapling- "Science at work."
Magic
Hogus Porkusator- "More science for my brain!"
Pugalisk Wand- "Sends shivers down my spine."
Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "Entrance-ing."- Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "That's exit-ing!"
Living Artifact- "It's alive. ALIVE!"
Root Trunk- "It rooted out all my things!"
Vortex Cloak- "Ha ha! Take that nightmares!"
Dress
Gas Mask- "Now I can breath anywhere."
Pith Hat- "Pithy."
Thunderhat- "Does this hat make me look scientific?"
Nautical
Cork Bowl Canoe- "An accident waiting to happen."
Treasure Hunting
Disarming Tools- "A trap for traps!"
Ball Pein Hammer- "It's a tiny little hammer."
Gold Pan- "Critics panned it."
Magnifying Glass- "Science awaits!"
City Planning
Lamp Post (off)- "Lusterless."- Lamp Post (on)- "Plain fire. No science involved."
Town House- "Both a house, and a home."- Town House (burning)- "That house is on fire!"
The Sterling Trough Deli- "A place to eat."- The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "It's on fire!"
Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "A common store full of common goods."- Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "That shop is on fire!"
Curly Tails Mud Spa- "I could use a fix-me-up."- Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "That spa is on fire!"
Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "There's fresh produce in there."- Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "The food is on fire!"
Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "A garden variety shop."- Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "The flowers are burning!"
'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "A lot of strange things in there."- 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "It's on fire."
The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "This could put a twinkle in my eye."- The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "The knowledge is burning!"
The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Instruments of destruction."- The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "The weapons are on fire!"
The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "A place to hang your hat."- The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "The hats are on fire!"
Swinesbury Academy- "I can smell the history."- Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "The museum is on fire!"
Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "Ah. A useful place for a change."- Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "It's burning."
The Tinkerer's Tower- "For science-ing!"- The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "Appears to be... burning."
Swinesbury City Hall- "The local lawmaker."- Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "It wasn't me."
My City Hall- "I'm a Gentleman Politician now."- My City Hall (burning)- "Who would do that?!"
Security Contract- "It says I can hire my own town guard."
Slanty Shanty- "Who would want to live there?"- Slanty Shanty (owned)- "Home sweet home."
- Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "I hope the insurance will cover that."
Watch Tower- "It's surprisingly sturdy."- Watch Tower (burning)- "The tower is on fire!"
Renovate
House Expansion Permit- "My new lab awaits!"
Demolition Permit- "Time to demonstrate some demolition."
Nature - Plants
Claw Palm Tree- "I'm in-tree-ged."
Cork- "Science says it floats."
Rainforest Tree- "A tropical tree."- Rainforest Tree (burning)- "It's done for."
Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "Burnt up."
Rainforest Tree (stump)- "Not sure what it is. I'm stumped."
Sick Rainforest Tree- "De-blight-ful."
Cocooned Tree- "Wooden."
Jungle Burr- "Something's inside, I just know it!"
Rainforest Tree Sapling- "
Tea Tree- "What a lovely tree."
Seed Pod- "Stops the seasonal sneezing."
Tea Tree Sapling- "It's a little puny."
Tuber Tree- "An axe won't cut it."
Tall Grass- "It's too tough to pick with my hands."- Tall Grass (cut)- "Looks like I got it all."
- Tall Grass (burning)- "A grass fire!"
Exotic Flower- "It smells vaguely tolerable."
Aloe (planted)- "A plant with many uses."
Asparagus (planted)- "I should pick those!"
Radish (planted)- "It's trying to hide."
Nettle Vine- "This plant's strong odor clears my sinuses."- Nettle Vine (picked)- "I'm sure it will grow back."
Nettle Vine (withered)- "It really doesn't like this dirt."- Nettle Vine (moist)- "It looks all watered and happy."
Nettle Plant (held)- "Science says this needs dirt, fast!"
Bramble- "An overly complicated spiky thing."
Bramble Bloom- "It's pretty, but is it worth the trouble?"
Hanging Vine- "Always hanging around."
Great Leafy Stalk- "It totally blocks out the sun."
Lotus Plant- "The science is blooming well this season."
Lily Pad- "It's full of science. I can tell."
Reeds (Water)- "Aquatic reeds."
Lawn Decoration- "A bit of ornamentation."- Lawn Decoration (burning)- "Take that, gratuitous decoration!"
- Lawn Decoration (burnt)- "Well, it's gone now."
Hedge- "It's been neatly kept."
Hedge (untrimmed)- "It looks like it could use a shave."- Hedge (burning)- "It's burning."
- Hedge (burnt)- "Glad that's over with."
Intricate Topiary- "To think the artist had only hoofs to work with."
Magic Flower- "Sure likes looking at itself."
Weathered Branch- "Something big moved that there."
Weathered Shrub- "Looks bushed."
Weathered Stick- "A sticky situation."
Weathered Tree- "Science says it's a tree."
Weathered Trunk- "What could've broken that?"
Nature - Objects
Stone Slab- "You never know what you'll find under a rock."
Dung Pile- "It's a pile of dung."- Dung Pile (picked)- "Dung and dung."
Dung Ball- "Most definitely poop."
Thundernest- "An electrifying discovery!"
Iron Hulk (head)- "I'm heading out of here!"
Iron Hulk (arm)- "Careful, it's armed!"
Iron Hulk (ribcage)- "All that iron should be mine."
Iron Hulk (leg)- "Not a leg to stand on."- Large Iron Hulk (partially assembled)- "It's not quite done yet."
Iron Ore- "Isn't it ironic?"
Sparkling Pool- "Pool's gold."
Gold Dust- "Aw... it's hardly worth anything."
Gnat Mound- "Science says it's gnad good."
Farm House- "It's a peaceful life."- Farm House (burning)- "That farm is on fire!"
- Quarry Lodgings- "I have no quarry with them."
- Quarry Lodgings (burning)- "The mine is on fire!"
Secret Bandit Camp- "Treasure!"
Cave Cleft- "A den of bloodsuckers."- Ruinous Entrance- "Looks like an adventure to be had."
Mandrake Hill- "It looks... screamy."
Mant Hill- "This must be where those giant bugs live."
Crumbling Brazier- "A few sticks or logs will brighten this up."- Crumbling Visage- "Looks like a headache."
Ancient Wall- "It's an old wall."
Fountain of Youth- "I prefer fountains of knowledge."
Ominous Carving- "Well that looks ominous."- Teetering Pillar- "Defying the laws of science."
Deflated Balloon- "That bursts my balloon."
Wicker Basket- "A complete basket case."
Monogrammed Luggage A- "I'll just leave that here."
Monogrammed Luggage B- "I don't want to lug that luggage around."
Useless Flags- "I guess it raised some red flags."
Bag of Sand- "It's been sandbagged."
Petrified Egg (1)- "Eggshell-ent"
Petrified Egg (2)- "What eggsactly is that?"
Petrified Egg (3)- "That makes me egg-stremely nervous."
Petrified Egg (4)- "Egg-sploded."
Rusty Lamp- "Busted and rusted."
Weathered House- "Anyone home?"
Stone Thing- "Looks like a job for a Gentleman Scientist!"
Lever Thing- "I'll find a use for it."
Rock Thing- "I could explain the science behind it, but I don't want to."
Relic Thing- "I haven't seen a lot of those around."
Iron Thing- "It's pulsating with science."
Nature - Caves
Spooky Hole- "Smells like a million giant bats."- Unimportant Rock Pillar- "It's holding up the roof."
Nature - Ruinous Caves
A Smashing Pot- "That pot looks smashing!"- Dart Trap- "I wish it wasn't quite so striking."
Nasty Spear Trap- "I wonder what wonders hide in there?"
Busted Spear Trap- "Take that booby traps!"
Tempting Idol- "These ruins have been ruined."
Eroding Totem- "I could probably sell that to one of those pigs."- Unimportant Pillar- "It's holding up the roof."
Vines- "Creepy creepers."
Wall Brazier- "A few sticks or logs will brighten this up."
Wishing Well- "What are the probabilities of this working?"
End's Well- "I should offer it something."
Aporkalypse Calendar- "Looks scientifically apocalyptic."
Nature - Mant Hill
Antcomb Home- "Looks like it houses insects."
Honey Chest- "Takes its sweet time making honey."
Lamp- "Provides some light in an otherwise dark existence."
Mant Warrior Egg- "Don't hatch. Don't hatch. Don't hatch..."
Stalacmite Throne- "I should break that. For science."
Nature - Palace
Palace- "Majestic."
Royal Gallery Exhibit- "Fancy enough to be behind glass."
Turfs
Lawn Turf, Cultivated Turf, Beard Hair Rug, Dense Turf, Rainforest Turf, Wild Plains Turf, Painted Sand Turf, and Mossy Turf- "It's a chunk of ground."
Flat Stone Turf and Stone Road Turf- "Some nicely cobbled together rocks."
Mobs - Monsters
Ancient Spirit- "Scientifically impossible."
Giant Grub- "I'm not going anywhere near that!"
Gnat Swarm- "Better gnat go near those guys."
Hanging Vine- "Always hanging around."
Mant Warrior- "I don't like the look of him."
Masked Pig- "Swindling swine."
Swashy Hat- "A shadowy chapeau."
Bandit Stash Map- "A map to where that thief hid all his treasure!"
Poison Dartfrog- "A pernicious amphibian."
Rabid Beetle- "Looks deranged."
Rabid Beetle (sleeping)- "In a slumber."
Rabid Beetle (dead)- "A late beetle."
Scorpion- "That better not be poisonous."
Scorpion (sleeping)- "Now'd be a good time to smush it."
Scorpion (dead)- "It's dead. Good."
Snaptooth Seedling- "Plants shouldn't move! That's just science!"
Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "Sleep well, horrible plant."
Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "Cadaverous."
Snaptooth Flytrap- "Science could not have done this."
Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "Shhh. It's sleeping."
Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "Bereft of life."
Spider Monkey- "That thing is rather large!"
Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "I don't want to wake it."
Spider Monkey (dead)- "That's that."
Vampire Bat- "I'd prefer to keep all of my blood."
Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "Hopefully it won't get up again."
Vampire Bat (dead)- "I feel a bit safer."
Pig Skin?- "Is the bat hide hiding in there?"
Viper- "Agh! Stay away!"
Weevole- "Whee!"
Weevole Carapace- "I'll be careful with this carapace."
Mobs - Neutral Animals
Elder Mandrake- "Large and screamy."
Hippopotamoose- "Large and pointy-headed."
Hippopotamoose Antler- "This ought to be of some use."
Mant- "What a huge bug!"
Mant (sleeping)- "An bug at rest will stay at rest."
Mant (dead)- "Exterminated."
Platapine- "A spinny spiny sort."
Platapine (sleeping)- "Good. It's sleeping."
Platapine (dead)- "Haha. It's dead."
Platapine Quill- "It's boring."
Pog- "Science says it's always hungry."- Pog (follower)- "It's friendly, for now."
Pog (sleeping)- "I'll let it rest."
Pog (Aporkalypse)- "Yikes! What's that!"
Royal Guard- "Please don't arrest me."- Royal Guard (sleeping)- "Not so intimidating now, are you?"
- Royal Guard (palace variant)- "Hello, officer."
- Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "I guess he doesn't really want to keep his job."
Mobs - Passive Animals
Banker- "The Money Man."- Banker (sleeping)- "Working Banker's hours I see."
Beautician- "What a beauty..."- Beautician (sleeping)- "She's getting her beauty sleep."
Collector- "Impress me."- Collector (sleeping)- "He's taking a nap."
Erudite- "What items of esoteria have you to sell?"- Erudite (sleeping)- "Well, that's one way to restock nightmare fuel."
Farmer- "I hope he doesn't farm pigs."- Farmer (sleeping)- "Dreaming of manure."
Florist- "Garden variety villager."- Florist (sleeping)- "Wouldn't she prefer a flower bed?"
Hatmaker- "Hats off to you, hatmaker."- Hatmaker (sleeping)- "A tip of the hat to anyone able to sleep so soundly."
Hunter- "Do you have killing implements available here?"- Hunter (sleeping)- "Killing time."
Mayor Truffleston- "I didn't vote for him."- Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "Typical. Sleeping on the job."
Miner- "How industrious."- Miner (sleeping)- "Mining for dreams."
Professor- "How are you still alive?"- Professor (sleeping)- "Old people nap a lot."
Pig Queen- "She looks bossy."
Shopkeep- "Good day, shopkeep."- Shopkeep (sleeping)- "That can't be comfortable."
Usher- "Likes the sweet stuff."- Usher (sleeping)- "He's sleeping."
Worker- "Mr. Fix-it."- Worker (sleeping)- "Taking a rest."
Kingfisher- "What a pointy bill!"
Kingfisher (sleeping)- "In a slumber."
Kingfisher (dead)- "Perished."
Parrot- "An azure bird."
Parrot (sleeping)- "It's just resting."
Parrot (dead)- "An ex-parrot."
Pigeon- "It's only carrying a couple diseases."
Pigeon (sleeping)- "It's fast asleep."
Pigeon (dead)- "It has passed."
Dung Beetle- "She's on a roll."
Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "She needs to get her dung together."
Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "She's pooped."
Dung Beetle (dead)- "Dung for."
Glowfly- "A light aflight."
Glowfly (sleeping)- "Out like a light."
Glowfly (dead)- "Lights out forever."
Glowfly (cocoon)- "Snug as a bug."
Pangolden- "You're not getting my gold."
Peagawk- "That bush is alive!"
Peagawk (hiding)- "Look! An iris bush."
Peagawk (sleeping)- "It's getting some shut-eye."
Peagawk (dead)- "Dead-eyed."
Peagawk Plume- "Still blinking."
Piko- "He's a bit of a nut job."
Piko (sleeping)- "Probably dreaming of trees."
Piko (dead)- "I feel kinda bad."
Orange Piko- "For some reason I'm craving tea."
Thunderbird- "A shocking sight!"
Thunder Feather- "My current favorite."
Mobs - Tallbird family
Pugalisk- "Scientifically speaking, it shouldn't exist."
Snake Bone- "Ha ha, snake. I have your bone."
Petrifying Bones- "Petrifying."
Pugalisk Skull- "A numbskull."
Queen Womant- "The Queen regn-ant."
Royal Crown- "Don't mess up my hair, crown."
Ancient Herald- "Metaphisical end-ity."
Dark Tatters- "I hope he doesn't want this back."
Large Iron Hulk- "I regret causing that."
Infused Iron- "Metal touched with science."
Mobs - Bosses
Maxameleon- "I already don't like that guy."
BFB (head)- "Three heads are better than one."
BFB (leg)- "A leg up."
BFB (tail)- "The tail end."
Mobs - Other
Poison Dartfrog Legs- "Looks noxious."
Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "Tainted fricassee."
Gummy Slug- "Small and gelatinous."
Cooked Gummy Slug- "I have to be pretty desperate for food."
Food - Meats
Aloe- "Scientifical and nutritional."
Cooked Aloe- "I cooked it!"
Asparagus- "A vegetable."
Cooked Asparagus- "Science says it's good for me."
Bean Bugs- "Beans. With legs."
Cooked Bean Bugs- "I'm sure it tastes better than it looks."
Lotus Flower- "A lovely science flower."
Cooked Lotus Root- "A delicacy."
Nettle- "Science says the sharp edges are good for my lungs."
Radish- "It looks radishing."
Cooked Radish- "I wonder if this makes it tastes better."
Tuber- "Too bad tuber."
Fried Tuber- "I wonder if it's still poisonous?"
Blooming Tuber- "It's a blooming tuber!"
Fried Blooming Tuber- "Did I cook the flower too?"
Food - Fruits
Asparagus Soup- "Smells like it tastes."
Feijoada- "With refried rock dwellers."
Gummy Cake- "Chewy and confectionary."
Hard Shell Tacos- "I'm going to pretend I don't know what's in it."
Iced Tea- "I scream for iced tea."
Nettle Rolls- "Innocuous inoculation."
Snake Bone Soup- "The best way to serve snake."
Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "Can you use the celery as a straw?"
Steamed Ham Sandwich- "Science says it's a hamburger."
Tea- "Tea time!"
Food - Vegetables
- Aloe- "Scientifical and nutritional."
- Cooked Aloe- "I cooked it!"
- Asparagus- "A vegetable."
- Cooked Asparagus- "Science says it's good for me."
- Bean Bugs- "Beans. With legs."
- Cooked Bean Bugs- "I'm sure it tastes better than it looks."
- Lotus Flower- "A lovely science flower."
- Cooked Lotus Root- "A delicacy."
- Nettle- "Science says the sharp edges are good for my lungs."
- Radish- "It looks radishing."
- Cooked Radish- "I wonder if this makes it tastes better."
- Tuber- "Too bad tuber."
- Fried Tuber- "I wonder if it's still poisonous?"
- Blooming Tuber- "It's a blooming tuber!"
- Fried Blooming Tuber- "Did I cook the flower too?"
Food - Crock Pot
- Asparagus Soup- "Smells like it tastes."
- Feijoada- "With refried rock dwellers."
- Gummy Cake- "Chewy and confectionary."
- Hard Shell Tacos- "I'm going to pretend I don't know what's in it."
- Iced Tea- "I scream for iced tea."
- Nettle Rolls- "Innocuous inoculation."
- Snake Bone Soup- "The best way to serve snake."
- Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "Can you use the celery as a straw?"
- Steamed Ham Sandwich- "Science says it's a hamburger."
- Tea- "Tea time!"
Food - Other
Clippings- "Evidence of my hard labor."
Cooked Seed Pod- "Take that, tiny tree!"
Flytrap Stalk- "I bet I could find a use for it."
Nectar- "I could use this to make honey."
Magic Water- "Water you think it does?"
Aloe Seeds- "It's an aloe seed."
Asparagus Seeds- "It's asparagus seeds."
Radish Seeds- "It's a radish seed."
Misc Items
Oinc- "It's gotta be worth something."
Tenpiece Oinc- "I'm rich!"
Centapiece Oinc- "A coin worth my gentlemanly stature."
Executive Hammer- "For hammering out the details."- Lost Idol- "A priceless piece of history."
Lost Totem- "The relic of an ancient culture."
Relic Fragment- "Looks valuable."
The Blue Sow- "A regal relic."
The Jeweled Truffle- "It's an old fancy feast."
Pherostone- "A nasaltelepathical bug communicator."
Alloy- "Ahoy there, alloy!"
Chitin- "Bug coating."
Stalking Stick- "Perfect for a gentleman scientist."
Deed of home ownership- "At last a home for science!"
Regal Scepter- "It must have scientifical properties."
Royal Gallery Key- "Royal-key."
Key to the City- "City engineering isn't a real science."- Queen Malfalfa- "Maybe I can trade it for something."
Post Card of the Royal Palace- "Says "Wish-eth thou were'st here.""
Can of Silly String- "Comedy in a can."
Noxious Cloud- "A cloud of coughs."
Announcements
- Can't buy item (generic)- "I can't do that."
- Can't buy item (not enough money)- "I can't pay for that."
- Cannot enter building (generic)- "It won't open."
- Cannot enter building (locked)- "It's locked."
- Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "My house is in the Hamlet, not here."
- Coughing- "Cough! Cough!"
- Digging in Dung Pile-
- "Eugg!"
- "Ick!"
- "Gross!"
- "I got some on my hands!"
- Fog coming-
- "This {item} is so heavy."
- "This {item} is too hot."
- Hay Fever starting- "My nose feels.. itchy."
- Hay Fever ending- "I don't want to claw my eyes out anymore."
- Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
- "Its hide is too tough!"
- "A tough nut to crack."
- "Break, darn you!"
- Putting on Living Artifact- "For Science!"
- Sneezing- "AHHH CHOOOO!"
- Vampire Bats are coming- "I don't like the look of this."
Removed
- Deed of home ownership- "At last a home for my science."
- Elder Mandrake- "These guys again."
- Florist- "Let's see if we can come to an arrangement."
| Characters | |
| Don't Starve |           |
| Reign of Giants |   |
| Shipwrecked |     |
| Hamlet |    |
| Don't Starve Together |       |
| Removed |  |
| Unimplemented |         |
| Other |        Minor Characters |
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