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“I am one heck of a scientist.”

–Wilson

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Wilson's Quotes are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wilson's quotes for items found in Don't Starve. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Actions

• Action fail Generic- "It's a... thing."

Actions fails

Build

• Mounted- "I can't place that from way up here."

Shave

• Awake beefalo- "I'm not going to try that while he's awake."
• Generic- "I can't shave that!"
• Nobits- "There isn't even any stubble left!"
• Riding- "It might be dangerous to shave now"

Store

• Generic- "It's full."
• Not allowed- "That can't go in there."

Rummage

• Generic- "I can't."

Cook

• Generic- "Oh, I can't."
• Too fae- "It's too far away!"

Give

• Dead- "Maybe I'll just hold on to this."
• Sleeping- "Too unconscious to care."
• Busy- I'll try again in a second."

Write

• Generic- "I think it's fine as is."

Changein

• Generic- "I don't want to change right now."
• Burning- "It's too dangerous right now!"

Repairboat

• Generic- "She's floating just fine right now."

Teach

• Known- "I already know that one."
• Can't learn- "I can't learn that one."

Pickup

• Generic- "I can't do that."
• Can't Pay- "I can't pay for that."

Shop

• Generic- "I can't do that."
• Can't Pay- "I can't pay for that."

Use door

• Generic- "It won't open."
• Can't Pay- "It's locked."

Fertilize

• Wrong dirt- "I don't think it likes this dirt."

Mount

• Target in combat- "I know better than to bother an angry beefalo!"
• In use- "Someone beat me to the saddle!"

Saddle

• Target in combat- "It won't let me do that while it's angry."

Draw

• No image- "This'd be easier if I had the item in front of me."

Announcements

• Magic Failed- "It won't work here."
• Adventure Mode Failed- "That didn't go well. I'll have to try again."
• Activated a Bee Mine- "BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!"
• Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow! I should try to catch that!"
• Charlie (the darkness monster)- "What was that?!"
• Charlie (attacked by)- "OW! Something bit me!"
• Freezing- "So cold!"
• Overheating- "Need... ice... or... shade!"
• Crafting Fail- "I'm missing a couple key ingredients."
• Boss is coming- "That sounded big!"
• Dusk- "It's getting late. It will be dark soon."
• Entering darkness- "It's so dark!"
• Entering light- "I can see again!"
• Freedom- "I'm free! I'm finally free!"
• Hounds are coming- "Did you hear that?"
• Depths Worms are coming- "Did you feel that?"
• Hungry- "I'm so hungry!"
• Inventory full- "I can't carry any more stuff!"
• Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ugh, my head!"
• Nearby Mosquitoes- "Aaah! Bug off!"
• Trying to sleep near monsters- "It's too dangerous right now!"
• Trying to sleep during the day- "It's too bright out."
• Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "I'm not tired."
• Trying to sleep with no hunger- "I'm too hungry to sleep, my growling tummy will keep me up!"
• Trying to sleep on fire- "I don't exactly have a burning desire to sleep in that."
• Trying to siesta on dangerous- "It's too dangerous to siesta right now!"
• Trying to siesta during night- "Night is for sleeping, not taking siestas."
• Trying to siesta on dangerous in a cave- "I don't think I could really relax down here."
• Trying to siesta if hunger- "I'm too hungry for a siesta!"
• Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Ow! Quit it!"
• Earthquake- "That doesn't sound good."
• Shelter- "Thanks for the protection from the elements, tree!"
• Pricked- "Ow!"
• Burnt- "Yikes! That was hot!"
• Torch and Miner Hat out- "My light just ran out!"
• Fan Out- "My fan is gone with the wind."
• Compass Out- "This compass doesn't point anymore."
• Triggered trap- "Oops."
• Exiting Worm Hole- "That was not a sane thing to do."
• Object broken, fixable- "I think I can fix this!"
• Accomplishment- "I feel so accomplished!"
• Accomplishment done- "If only my friends could see me now..."
• Not enough fertilizer- "Are you still hungry, plant?"
• Tool Slip- "Wow, that tool is slippery!"
• Lightning damage avoided- "Safe from that frightening lightning!"
• Dmap- "Oh, H2O."
• Wet- "My clothes appear to be water permeable."
• Wetter- "Water way to go!"
• Soaked- "I've nearly reached my saturation point."
• Treasure- "It's a map! And it marks a location!"
• More treasure- "Seriously? Another one!?"
• Other world treasure- "This map doesn't correlate to my current surroundings."
• Other world plant- "I don't think this soil has the proper nutrients."
• Battlecry- "Go for the eyes!"
• Battlecry (prey)- "I will destroy you!"
• Battlecry (Pig)- "Here piggy piggy!"
• Battlecry (Spider)- "I'm going to stomp you dead!"
• Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Better you than me!"
• Leaving combat- "I sure showed him!"
• Leaving combat (prey)- "He's too fast!"
• Leaving combat (Pig)- "I'll let him go. This time."
• Leaving combat (Spider)- "He's too gross anyway."
• Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Shoo, you nasty thing!"
• Doing things in the dark- "It's too dark to see!"
• Failed to do something and can't rummage (generic)- "I can't do that."
• Failed to craft something- "I don't have all the ingredients."
• Failed to give something- "That doesn't go there."
• Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I'm too hungry to sleep, the growling will keep me up!"
• Trying to give item to a busy mob- "I'll try again in a second."
• Trying to give item to a dead mob- "Maybe I'll just hold on to this."
• Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "Too unconscious to care."
• Can't store (generic/full)- "It's full."
• Can't store (invalid item)- "That can't go in there."
• Can't bundle (no items)- "I need to have something to wrap."
• Can't cook (generic)- "I can't cook right now."
• Can't cook (too far)- "It's too far away!"
• Can't draw (no subject)- "This'd be easier if I had the item in front of me."
• Can't shave (generic)- "I can't shave that!"
• Can't shave (nothing left)- "There isn't even any stubble left!"
• Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "I'm not going to try that while he's awake."
• Can't write on sign (generic)- "I think it's fine as is."
• Beefalo in combat, unable to mount- "I know better than to bother an angry beefalo!"
• Beefalo in combat, unable to saddle- "It won't let me do that while it's angry."
• Unable to build structure (mounted)- "I can't place that from way up here."
• Eating Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Mmm. Beaky."

Eat

• Generic- "Yum!"
• Painful- "I don't feel so good."
• Spoiled- "Yuck! That was terrible!"
• Stale- "I think that was starting to turn."
• Invaled- "I can't eat that!"
• Yucky- "Putting that in my mouth would be disgusting!"

Tools

• Axe- "It's my trusty axe."
• Luxury Axe- "That's one fancy axe."
• Shovel- "There's a lot going on underground."
• Regal Shovel- "I can't wait to dig holes."
• Pickaxe- "Iconic, isn't it?"
• Opulent Pickaxe- "Hey, isn't gold really soft?"
• Razor- "A sharpened rock tied to a stick. Hygienic!"
• Hammer- "Stop! It's time! To hammer things!"
• Pitchfork- "Maxwell might be looking for this."
• Feather Pencil- "The feather increases the scientific properties of the writing."
• Brush- "I bet the beefalo really like this."
• Saddle- "That'll allow the mounting of some smelly animal."
• War Saddle- "The only problem is the saddle sores."
• Glossamer Saddle- "This saddle really flies!"
• Saddlehorn- "This could take a saddle off."
• Salt Lick- "How many licks does it take to get to the center?"

Lights

• Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Sure beats darkness."
• Campfire (high)- "That fire is getting out of hand!"
• Fire Pit (high)- "Good thing it's contained!"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a bit low."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I should put something on the fire before it goes out."
• Campfire (out)- "Well, that's over."
• Fire Pit (out)- "At least I can start it up again."
• Torch- "Something to hold back the night."
• Miner Hat- "This will keep my hands free."
• Pumpkin Lantern- "Spooky!"
• Lantern- "A more civilized light."

Survival

• Backpack- "You could fit a whole lot of science in there."
• Piggyback- "I feel kinda bad for that."
• Bird Trap- "Gives me a net advantage!"
• Bug Net- "For catching bugs."
• Fishing Rod- "It makes me hungry just to look at it."
• Straw Roll- "It smells like wet."
• Fur Roll- "It's so warm and comfy."
• Tent- "I get sort of crazy when I don't sleep."
• Trap- "I wove it real tight."
• Honey Poultice- "Seems sterile enough."
• Healing Salve- "The stinging means that it's working."
• Umbrella- "This will keep my hair dry, at least."
• Compass-
  • N- "North."
  • S- "South."
  • E- "East."
  • W- "West."
  • NE- "Northeast."
  • SE- "Southeast."
  • NW- "Northwest."
  • SW- "Southwest."
• Compass (generic)- "Which way am I facing?"
• Bundling Wrap- "Wrapping things up should make them easier to carry."
• Bundled Supplies- "Our supplies are in there!"

Food

• Crock Pot (empty)- "It makes me hungry just to look at it."
• Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This is going to take a while."
• Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"
• Crock Pot (finished)- "Mmmmm! It's ready to eat!"
• Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
• Bee Box- "Bees!"
• Bee Box (no honey)- "It's empty."
• Bee Box (some honey)- "I should wait a bit."
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "It's full of honey."
• Farm- "I should try planting some crops."
• Farm (growing)- "Go plants go!"
• Farm (finished)- "Mmmm. Ready to harvest."
• Farm (needs fertilizer)- "I think it needs to be fertilized."
• Ice Box- "I have harnessed the power of cold!"
• Drying Rack- "I should dry some meats."
• Drying Rack (drying)- "Meat takes a while to dry."
• Drying Rack (finished)- "Jerky time!"

Science

• Science Machine- "It breaks down objects into their scientific components."
• Alchemy Engine- "It's even more science-y than the last one!"
• Thermal Measurer- "I am one heck of a scientist."
• Rainometer- "It measures cloudiness."
• Lightning Rod- "I can harness the heavens!"
• Lightning Rod (charged)- "The power is mine!"
• Gunpowder- "It looks like pepper."

Fight

• Spear- "That's one pointy stick."
• Ham Bat- "This seems unsanitary."
• Boomerang- "Aerodynamical!"
• Blow Dart- "Good practice for my birthday cake!"
• Sleep Dart- "Just don't breathe in."
• Fire Dart- "This seems fundamentally unsafe."
• Football Helmet- "I don't like sports."
• Grass Suit- "I hope there are no bugs in this."
• Log Suit- "That is a perfectly reasonable piece of clothing."
• Marble Suit- "This looks really heavy."
• Bee Mine- "It buzzes when I shake it."
• Tooth Trap- "This is a nasty surprise."

Structures

• Birdcage- "I should put a bird in it."
• Birdcage (occupied)- "That's my bird!"
• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Awwww, he's asleep."
• Pig House- "These pigs have pretty fancy houses."
• Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "I can see a snout pressed up against the window."
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Come ON! I know you're home!"
• Rabbit Hutch- "That's not a real carrot."
• Hay Wall (held)- "This seems like a bad idea."
• Hay Wall- "Hmmmm. I guess that'll have to do."
• Wood Wall (held)- "Pickets!"
• Wood Wall- "Pointy!"
• Stone Wall (held)- "They make me feel so safe."
• Stone Wall- "That's a nice wall."
• Chest- "It's my tickle trunk!"
• Sign- "It says "You are here"."
• Potted Fern- "A fern in a pot."
• Mini Sign (held)- "It's not much use like this. We should place it."
• Mini Sign (empty)- "We should draw something on there."
• Mini Sign (drawn on)- "I could draw better than that!"
• Wood Fence (held)- "All we need to build a nice, sturdy fence."
• Wood Fence- "It's just a wood fence."
• Wood Gate (held)- "All we need to build a nice, sturdy gate."
• Wood Gate- "It opens. And closes sometimes, too."

Refine

• Rope- "Some short lengths of rope."
• Boards- "Boards."
• Cut Stone- "I've made them seductively smooth."
• Papyrus- "Some sheets of paper."
• Purple Gem- "It contains the mysteries of the universe."
• Nightmare Fuel- "This stuff is crazy!"
• Beeswax- "Beeswax is a scientifically proven preservative!"
• Wax Paper- "Some sheets of wax paper."

Magic

• Meat Effigy- "What a handsome devil!"
• Prestihatitator- "Who would name something that?"
• Shadow Manipulator- "What have I created?"
• Pan Flute- "I can serenade the animals."
• Night Light- "It gives off a spooky light."
• Night Armor- "Wearing this makes me feel safe and insecure."
• Dark Sword- "I dreamed it myself!"
• One-man Band- "I should have added a beefalo bell."
• Bat Bat- "I bet I could fly if I held two of these."
• Belt of Hunger- "A soggy, sustaining, succulent suit."
• Chilled Amulet- "Cool as ice!"
• Nightmare Amulet- "It's whispering to me."
• Life Giving Amulet- "I feel so safe when I'm wearing it."
• Fire Staff- "I don't want to set the world on fire."
• Ice Staff- "It's cold to the touch."
• Telelocator Staff- "It can show me the world."
• Telelocator Focus (full)- "It's ready to go."
• Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "It needs more purple gems."
• Telolocator Socket (full)- "Looks ready."
• Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "It needs a gem."

Dress

• Sewing Kit- "Darn it! Darn it all to heck!"
• Rabbit Earmuffs- "At least my ears won't get cold..."
• Straw Hat- "Hats always ruin my hair."
• Beefalo Hat- "That's a case of hat-hair waiting to happen."
• Beekeeper Hat- "This should keep me protected."
• Feather Hat- "I AM A BIRD!"
• Winter Hat- "It'll be good for when winter comes."
• Top Hat- "What a nice hat."
• Dapper Vest- "This vest is dapper as all get-out."
• Breezy Vest- "Wilderness casual."
• Puffy Vest- "Winter survival gear."
• Bush Hat- "It's kind of scratchy."
• Garland- "It smells like prettiness."
• Walking Cane- "It makes walking seem much easier!"

Ancient

• Thulecite- "I wonder where this is from?"
• Thulecite Wall (held)- "A solid piece of history."
• Thulecite Wall- "An ancient piece of wall."
• Thulecite Medallion (min)- "All is well."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Getting pretty magical around here."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "I think it's becoming more concentrated!"
• Thulecite Medallion (max)- "It seems to be staying steady."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Feels like it's receding."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "The nightmare is almost gone!"
• Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "There's no magic around here."
• The Lazy Forager- "Teleportation can be so useful."
• Magiluminescence- "Warm to the touch."
• Construction Amulet- "Just when I thought I couldn't get any better."
• The Lazy Explorer- "This beats walking."
• Star Caller's Staff- "I put a gem on a stick."
• Deconstruction Staff- "This will come in handy."
• Pick/Axe- "It's brilliant!"
• Thulecite Crown- "Fit for a king. Or me."
• Thulecite Suit- "It's oddly light."
• Thulecite Club- "It has quite a heft to it."
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "I think it's sleeping."
• Houndius Shootius- "I hope it doesn't turn on me."

Nature - Plants

• Evergreen- "It's all piney."
• Lumpy Evergreen- "This sad tree has no cones."
• Spiky Tree- "Those spikes look sharp!"
• Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Take that, nature!"
• Spiky Tree (stump)- "Not so spiky now!"
• Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "What a waste of wood."
• Spiky Tree (burning)- "Spikes and fire!"
• Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "I feel like I could have prevented that."
• Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Now it's burnt and spiky."
• Evergreen (sapling)- "It'll be a tree soon!"
• Log- "It's big, it's heavy, and it's wood."
• Log (burning)- "That's some hot wood!"
• Charcoal- "It's small, dark and smells like burnt wood."
• Pine Cone- "I can hear a tiny tree inside it, trying to get out."
• Marble Tree- "I don't think an axe will cut it."
• Totally Normal Tree- "Is it watching me?"
• Living Log- "It looks worried."
• Sapling- "Baby trees are so cute!"
• Sapling (picked)- "That'll teach him."
• Sapling (burning)- "That's burning fast!"
• Twigs- "It's a bunch of small twigs."
• Grass Tuft- "It's a tuft of grass."
• Grass Tuft (picked)- "I cut it down in the prime of its life."
• Grass Tuft (barren)- "It needs poop."
• Grass Tuft (burning)- "It's burning fast!"
• Cut Grass- "Cut grass, ready for arts and crafts."
• Berry Bush (normal and burning)- "Red berries taste the best."
• Berry Bush (picked)- "Maybe they'll grow back?"
• Berry Bush (barren)- "I think it needs to be fertilized."
• Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "I should plant this."
• Reeds- "It's a clump of reeds."
• Reeds (picked)- "I picked all the useful reeds."
• Reeds (burning)- "That's really burning!"
• Cut Reeds- "Cut reeds, ready for crafting and hobbying."
• Plant- "Leafy!"
• Plant (growing)- "Guh! It's growing so slowly!"
• Plant (ready to be picked)- "Mmmm. Ready to harvest."
• Marsh Plant- "It's a plant."
• Spiky Bush- "It looks thorny."
• Spiky Bush (picked)- "Ouch."
• Spiky Bush (burning)- "That's burning fast!"
• Flower- "It's pretty but it smells like a common laborer."
• Petals- "I showed those flowers who's boss!"
• Evil Flower- "Augh! It's so evil!"
• Dark Petals- "I'm not sure I want to hold these."
• Carrot (planted)- "The earth is making plantbabies."
• Mushroom- "It's a mushroom."
• Mushroom (sleeping)- "It's sleeping."
• Mushroom (picked)- "I wonder if it will come back?"

Nature - Objects

• Beehive- "It's buzzing with activity."
• Killer Bee Hive- "I think those bees are mad."
• Honeycomb- "Bees used to live in this."
• Hound Mound- "I've got no bones to pick with the owner. Really."
• Bones- "Creepy."
• Touch Stone- "What an odd looking stone."
• Obelisk (sane, up)- "That's a CRAZY looking rock!"
• Obelisk (sane, down)- "Where did the rest of it go?"
• Obelisk (insane, up)- "TAKE THAT, SANE SELF!"
• Obelisk (insane, down)- "It's more of a pyramid than an obelisk."
• Harp Statue- "What has happened to the head?"
• Marble Pillar- "I think I could use that."
• Marble- "Fancy!"
• Rundown House- "Who would live here?"
• Merm Head- "The stinkiest thing I'll smell all day."
• Pig Head- "Looks like an offering to the beast."
• Pig Torch- "Sure looks cozy."
• Basalt- "That's too strong to break through!"
• Boulder- "It wouldn't fit in my pocket."
• Rocks- "I can make stuff with these."
• Flint- "It's a very sharp rock."
• Nitre- "I'm not a geologist."
• Gold Nugget- "I can't eat it, but it sure is shiny."
• Grave- "I bet there's all sorts of good stuff down there!"
• Grave (dug)- "I should probably feel bad about that."
• Suspicious Dirt Pile- "It's a pile of dirt... or IS it?"
• Animal Track- "Tracks left by food. I mean... an animal."
• Animal Track (lost its trail)- "The beast's trail ends here."
• Animal Track (found)- "This track is fresh, the beast must be nearby."
• Wooden Thing- "This appears to be the nexus to another world!"
• Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Soon my invention will be complete!"
• Wooden Thing (locked)- "There's still something missing."
• Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "With this I can surely pass through space and time!"
• Ring Thing- "A ring that could focus dimensional energies."
• Crank Thing- "Tough enough to handle the most intense experiments."
• Box Thing- "This thing may control the polarity of the whole universe."
• Metal Potato Thing- "This metal contains great and feared power."
• Worm Hole- "Soft and undulating."
• Worm Hole (open)- "Science compels me to jump in."
• Pond- "I can't see the bottom!"
• Skeleton- "Better you than me."
• Spider Den- "Sticky!"
• Spider Eggs- "I hope these don't hatch in my pocket."
• Rabbit Hole- "That must lead to the Kingdom of the Bunnymen."
• Walrus Camp- "It looks warm and cozy inside."
• Walrus Camp (empty)- "Looks like somebody was camping here."
• Sunken Boat- "That fellow looks like he wants to talk."
• Sunken Boat (empty)- "This is why I hate the water."
• Flotsam- "If only I had some way of hooking on to it from here."

Nature - Caves

• Plugged Sinkhole- "I wonder if I could move that rock."
• Sinkhole (generic)- "The earth itself rejects me!"
• Sinkhole (open)- "I bet there's all sorts of things to discover down there."
• Exit to Surface (generic)- "I'll just stay down here, I suppose."
• Exit to Surface (open)- "I've had enough discovery for now."
• Red Mushtree- "These used to grow in my bathroom."
• Green Mushtree- "A magic mushroom?"
• Blue Mushtree- "That mushroom got too big for its own good."
• Light Flower- "Science makes it glow."
• Light Bulb- "It's strangely tasty looking."
• Stalagmite- "Looks like a rock to me."
• Stalagmite (pointy)- "Rocks, rocks, rocks, rocks..."
• Spilagmite- "It's encrusted with old webbing."
• Slurtle Mound- "A den of "ew"."
• Splumonkey Pod- "Did that just move?"
• Fern- "It's a fern."
• Foliage- "Some leafy greens."
• Cave Banana Tree- "It's dubiously photosynthetical."
• Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "Not my fault!"

Nature - Ruins

• Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "I wonder if I could move that rock."
• Ruins Sinkhole- "I bet there's all sorts of things to discover down there."
• Ancient Statue- "It seems to throb out of tune with the world."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "This seems to be broken."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "An ancient and mysterious structure."
• Algae- "Some algae by a pond."
• Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "A pile of broken chess pieces."
• Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "Another pile of broken chess pieces."
• Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "Even more broken chess pieces."
• Relic- "Ancient household goods."
• Relic (broken)- "Nothing to work with here."
• Thulecite Fragments- "It's some smaller chunks of Thulecite."
• Cave Lichen- "Only a cyanobacteria could grow in this light."
• Ornate Chest- "It may contain something fantastic! Or horrible."
• Large Ornate Chest- "It may contain a bigger something fantastic! Or horrible."
• Nightmare Light- "I wonder what function this served."

Turfs

• Wooden Flooring- "These are floorboards."
• Carpeted Flooring- "It's surprisingly scratchy."
• Checkerboard Flooring- "These are pretty snazzy."
• Cobblestones- "Hastily cobbled stones."
• Fungal Turf (red)- "Fungal red floor."
• Fungal Turf (green)- "Green fungus-y turf."
• Other Turfs (surface)- "A chunk of ground."
• Other Turfs (cave)- "Yet another ground type."

• Clockwork Knight- "Check it out!"
• Clockwork Bishop- "Back off, preacherman!"
• Clockwork Rook- "Storm the castle!"
• Damaged Knight- "It's a knightmare!"
• Damaged Bishop- "It's falling apart!"
• Damaged Rook- "Terrifying!"
• Hound- "You ain't nothing, hound dog!"
• Red Hound- "That one is glowy."
• Blue Hound- "Are there hounds for every season?"
• Hound's Tooth- "It's sharp!"
• Spider- "I hate spiders."
• Spider Warrior- "Looks even meaner than usual."
• Spider (sleeping)- "I'd better not be here when he wakes up."
• Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I should keep my distance."
• Spider (dead)- "Ewwww!"
• Spider Warrior (dead)- "Good riddance!"
• Spider Gland- "It has a tangy, antiseptic smell."
• Silk- "It comes from a spider's butt."
• Krampus- "He's going after my stuff!"
• Krampus Sack- "Ew. It has Krampus slime all over it."
• Merm- "Smells fishy!"
• Frog- "He's so cute!"
• Frog (sleeping)- "Aww, look at him sleep!"
• Frog (dead)- "He's croaked it."
• Tentacle- "That looks dangerous."
• Tentacle Spike- "It's pointy and slimy."
• Tentacle Spots- "I think these were its genitalia."
• Big Tentacle (1)- "A slimy pole."
• Big Tentacle (2)- "Yet another slimy pole."
• Big Slimy Pit- "Seems stinky, but worth exploring."
• Baby Tentacle- "Little slippery arms."
• Guardian Pig- "He doesn't look as friendly as the others."
• Werepig- "He's not friendly!"
• Ghost- "This offends me as a scientist."
• MacTusk- "Walruses are natural predators."
• Wee MacTusk- "He won't be cute and cuddly forever."
• Walrus Tusk- "I'm sure I'll find a use for it eventually."
• Tam o' Shanter- "It's covered with walrus hairs."
• Mosquito- "Disgusting little bloodsucker."
• Mosquito (held)- "Hey, is that my blood?"
• Mosquito Sack- "It's probably not someone else's blood..."
• Cave Spider- "Gah! More spiders!"
• Spitter- "I hate spiders!"
• Batilisk- "Ack! That's terrifying!"
• Meat Bulb- "It's so alluring."
• Fleshy Bulb- "Now I can start my very own meat farm."
• Eyeplant- "I think I'm being watched."
• Slurper- "It's so hairy!"
• Slurper Pelt- "Doesn't look much different dead."
• Dangling Depth Dweller- "Note to self: Don't look up."
• Depths Worm (emerged)- "It's a worm!"
• Depths Worm (lure)- "Seems safe to me."
• Dirt Mound (burrowed Depths Worm)- "Just looks like a pile of dirt."
• Ewecus- "What a crusty looking animal."
• Steel Wool- "Scratchy metal fibers."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Beefalo- "It's a beefalo!"
• Beefalo (follower)- "He's coming along peacefully."
• Beefalo (sleeping)- "These guys are really heavy sleepers."
• Beefalo (naked)- "Aww, he's so sad."
• Beefalo (domesticated)- "This one is slightly less smelly than the others."
• Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "Hmmm, there may be too much food inside it."
• Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "This fellow appears quite ridable."
• Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "It looks deeply angry."
• Beefalo Wool- "It smells like beefalo tears."
• Beefalo Horn- "It sounds like a beefalo field in there."
• Baby Beefalo- "Awwww. So cute!"
• Nearby Bees- "He's watching me."
• Bee- "To bee or not to bee."
• Killer Bee- "Oh no! It's a killer bee!"
• Bee (held)- "Careful!"
• Killer Bee (held)- "This seems dangerous."
• Stinger- "Looks sharp!"
• Pig (normal and sleeping)- "They kind of creep me out."
• Pig (follower)- "He's part of my entourage."
• Pig (dead)- "Someone should tell his family."
• Pig Skin- "It still has the tail on it."
• Bunnyman and Beardlord- "I am filled with an irresistible urge to do science."
• Bunny Puff- "I just like holding it."
• Koalefant- "Adorably delicious."
• Winter Koalefant- "It looks warm and full of meat."
• Pengull- "Must be breeding season."
• Rock Lobster- "It has terrifying claws."
• Slurtle- "Ew. Just ew."
• Snurtle- "He's less gross, but still gross."
• Slurtle Slime- "If it wasn't useful, I wouldn't touch it."
• Broken Shell- "A puzzle with no solution."
• Shelmet- "I hope it doesn't mess up my hair."
• Snurtle Shell Armor- "It sticks to my back."
• Splumonkey- "Curious little guy."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Butterfly- "Butterfly, flutter by."
• Butterfly (held)- "Now I have you!"
• Crow- "Creepy!"
• Crow (held)- "He's not very happy in there."
• Redbird- "Does that mean spring is coming?"
• Redbird (held)- "He likes my pocket."
• Snowbird- "Life in the frozen wastes."
• Snowbird (held)- "It's so soft."
• Jet Feather- "A crow feather."
• Crimson Feather- "A redbird feather."
• Azure Feather- "A snowbird feather."
• Gobbler- "Stupid bird! Stay away from my berries!"
• Eye Bone- "It's looking at me."
• Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "It went to sleep."
• Eye Bone (ashes)- "The eyebone was consumed by fire when I teleported!"
• Chester- "Otto von Chesterfield, Esq."
• Rabbit and Beardling- "He's looking for carrots."
• Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "Do you like science?"
• Fireflies- "If only I could catch them!"
• Fireflies (held)- "They make my pocket glow!"
• Mandrake (planted)- "I've heard strange things about those plants."
• Mandrake (follower)- "Stop following me!"
• Mandrake (dead)- "Mandrake roots have strange properties."
• Mandrake (cooked)- "Poor little guy."

Mobs - Tallbird family

• Tallbird- "That's a tall bird!"
• Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That's quite an egg!"
• Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty."
• Tallbird Egg- "Will it hatch?"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Looks like it's hatching."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Are eggs supposed to sweat?"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Is it shivering or am I?"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "I have a feeling this is going to take a while..."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "It should hatch any time now."
• Smallbird- "That's a rather small bird."
• Smallbird (hungry)- "It looks hungry."
• Smallbird (starving)- "It must be starving."
• Smallish Tallbird- "Not a very tall bird."
• Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "I'd better find it some food."
• Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "It has a dangerous look in its eye."

Mobs - Bosses

• Treeguard (normal and lumpy)- "He's huge!"
• Spider Queen- "AHHHHHHHH! That spider is huge!"
• Spiderhat- "I hope I got all of the spider goo out of it."
• Deerclops- "It's enormous!!"
• Deerclops Eyeball- "This is really gross."
• Ancient Guardian- "That thing doesn't look happy."
• Guardian's Horn- "Wow! I'm glad that didn't gore me!"

Mobs - Other

• Maxwell- "I hate that guy."
• Pig King- "Ewwww, he smells!"
• Wes (trapped)- "Maxwell's statues are trapping him."
• Abigail- "Awww, she has a cute little bow."

Food - Meats

• Egg- "A small, normal egg."
• Egg (cooked)- "Sunny side yum!"
• Meat- "It's a bit gamey, but it'll do."
• Cooked Meat- "Char broiled to perfection."
• Jerky- "Just jerky enough."
• Morsel- "A tiny chunk of dead animal."
• Cooked Morsel- "Now I don't have to worry about getting worms!"
• Small Jerky- "A little jerky."
• Monster Meat- "Ugh. I don't think I should eat that."
• Cooked Monster Meat- "That's only somewhat more appetizing than when it was raw."
• Monster Jerky- "Strange-smelling jerky."
• Leafy Meat- "That doesn't look very appealing."
• Cooked Leafy Meat- "At least it's warm now."
• Drumstick- "I should gobble it."
• Fried Drumstick- "Now it's even tastier."
• Fish- "Now I shall eat for a day."
• Cooked Fish- "Grilled to perfection."
• Eel- "This will make a delicious meal."
• Cooked Eel- "Smells great!"
• Koalefant Trunk- "A light breezy trunk."
• Winter Koalefant Trunk- "A thick, hairy trunk."
• Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Somehow even more nasal than before."
• Fried Tallbird Egg- "Delicious and nutritional."
• Frog Legs- "I've heard it's a delicacy."
• Cooked Frog Legs- "Tastes like chicken."
• Batilisk Wing- "I hate these things, even when they're dead."
• Cooked Batilisk Wing- "At least it's not coming back."

Food - Fruits

• Berries- "Red berries taste the best."
• Roasted Berries- "I don't think heat improved them."
• Cave Banana- "It's mushy."
• Cooked Cave Banana- "Yum!"
• Dragon Fruit- "What a weird fruit."
• Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Still weird."
• Durian- "Oh, it smells!"
• Extra Smelly Durian- "Now it smells even worse!"
• Pomegranate- "It looks like the inside of an alien's brain."
• Sliced Pomegranate- "Haute Cuisine!"

Food - Vegetables

• Carrot- "Yuck. It's all vegetabley."
• Roasted Carrot- "Mushy."
• Corn and Popcorn- "High in fructose!"
• Eggplant- "It doesn't look like an egg."
• Braised Eggplant- "It's even less eggy."
• Pumpkin- "It's as big as my head!"
• Hot Pumpkin- "How did it not turn into a pie?"
• Red Cap- "It smells funny."
• Green Cap- "It seems pretty normal."
• Blue Cap- "It's weird and gooey."
• Cooked Cap- "It's different now..."
• Glow Berry- "Looks delicious."
• Lichen- "Nutritious, but it won't last long."

Food - Crock Pot

• Bacon and Eggs- "The perfect breakfast for a man of science."
• Butter Muffin- "I threw the recipe away and just kind of winged it."
• Dragonpie- "The dragonfruit is very filling."
• Fishsticks- "Sticks to my ribs."
• Fish Tacos- "Crunchy and delicious!"
• Fist Full of Jam- "I probably should have made a jar."
• Froggle Bunwich- "A very leggy sandwich."
• Fruit Medley- "Fruity."
• Honey Ham- "Sweet and savory."
• Honey Nuggets- "Tastes like chicken, but I don't think it is."
• Kabobs- "Lunch on a stick."
• Mandrake Soup- "Well, he won't be waking up again."
• Meatballs- "I cooked it myself!"
• Meaty Stew- "A stew to put some meat on my bones."
• Monster Lasagna- "It's an affront to science."
• Pierogi- "These turned out pretty good."
• Powdercake- "I don't know if I'm hungry enough."
• Pumpkin Cookies- "That's a pretty gourd cookie!"
• Ratatouille- "An excellent source of fiber."
• Stuffed Eggplant- "I'll be stuffed after eating this!"
• Taffy- "My dentist'd get mad if I ate this... but I don't have one."
• Turkey Dinner- "Mmmm."
• Unagi- "I hope this doesn't make me feel eel!"
• Waffles- "I'm waffling on whether I should add more syrup."
• Wet Goop- "It tastes like nothing."

Food - Other

• Seeds- "Each one is a tiny mystery."
• Carrot Seeds- "It's a carrot seed."
• Corn Seeds- "It's a corn seed."
• Dragon Fruit Seeds- "It's a weird fruit seed."
• Durian Seeds- "It's a durian seed."
• Eggplant Seeds- "It's an eggplant seed."
• Pomegranate Seeds- "It's a pome-whatsit seed."
• Pumpkin Seeds- "It's a pumpkin seed."
• Toasted Seeds- "I cooked all the life out of 'em!"
• Honey- "Looks delicious!"
• Butterfly Wings- "Without these, it's just a butter."
• Butter- "I can't believe it's butter!"
• Rot- "It's a furry ball of rotten food."
• Rotten Egg- "Ew! It stinks!"
• Phlegm- "It's thick and pliable. And salty."

Misc Items

• Blueprint- "It's scientific!"
• Gears- "A pile of mechanical parts."
• Ashes- "All that's left after fire has done its job."
• Ashes of item- "There's a perfectly scientific explanation for that."
• Red Gem- "It sparkles with inner warmth."
• Blue Gem- "It sparkles with cold energy."
• Yellow Gem- "This gem is yellow."
• Green Gem- "It's green and gemmy."
• Orange Gem- "It's an orange gem."
• Beard Hair- "I made them with my face."
• Manure- "I should fill my pockets!"
• Guano- "Another flavor of poop."
• Melty Marbles- "They are all melted together."
• Fake Kazoo- "It's just a cheap replica."
• Gord's Knot- "The knot is stuck. Forever."
• Gnome- "It must be some kind of religious artifact."
• Tiny Rocketship- "Sadly, it's too small for me to escape on."
• Frazzled Wires- "Their electricity carrying days are over."
• Ball and Cup- "I have no time for fun and games!"
• Hardened Rubber Bung- "Great. All of my tub stopping needs are met."
• Mismatched Buttons- "I'm more of a zipper person, myself."
• Second-hand Dentures- "I hope I get out of here before I need these."
• Lying Robot- "He whispers beautiful lies to me."
• Dessicated Tentacle- "I'm not sure what I should do with a dessicated tentacle."
• Dwarf Star- "That seems really dangerous."

Adventure Mode

• Divining Rod (in starting base)- "That rod looks useful!"
• Divining Rod- "It's some kind of homing device."
• Divining Rod (cold)- "The signal is very faint."
• Divining Rod (warm)- "I'm headed in the right direction."
• Divining Rod (warmer)- "I must be getting pretty close."
• Divining Rod (hot)- "This thing's going crazy!"
• Divining Rod Holder- "I wonder what it does."
• Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "It looks like it needs a large key."
• Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Now my machine can work!"
• Maxwell's Door- "I'm not sure I want to fall for that a second time."
• Maxwell's Phonograph- "So that's where the music was coming from."
• Maxwell's Light- "I wonder how they work."
• Maxwell Statue- "It really captures his personality."
• Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "I'll want to avoid stepping on that!"
• Sick Worm Hole- "Guh, that thing looks worse off than usual."
• Nightmare Lock- "Looks almost like a key hole."
• Nightmare Throne- "That doesn't look very comfortable."
• Male character on Nightmare Throne- "He's trapped!"
• Female character on Nightmare Throne- "She's trapped!"
• Other character on Nightmare Throne- "It's trapped!"

Removed

• Backpack- "It's for me to put my stuff in."
• Fur Roll- "It's better to sleep."
• Tent- "I can sleep in here when I'm hurt."
• Tent- "I get crazy when I don't sleep."
• Heat Stone- "I could heat this up near the fire."
• Heat Stone (cold)- "It's stone cold."
• Heat Stone (warm)- "It's warm and cuddly... for a rock!"
• Heat Stone (hot)- "Nice and toasty hot!"
• Deadly Feast- "A most potent dish."
• Livinglog-crafted staffs (prior to release)- "It doesn't look finished. It could be dangerous!"
• Livinglog-crafted staffs (after using)- "Ow! I don't think it's finished yet!"
• Telelocator Staff- "This science is now out of control!"
• Straw Hat and Beefalo Hat- "What a nice hat."
• Grave- "There was someone here before me!"
• Touch Stone- "Such a touching stone."
• Skeleton- "Better him than me!"
• Plugged Sinkhole- "I wonder if that rock could be moved."
• Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "It's probably hiding something."
• Barrel- "Did that just move?"
• Lava Pit- "Good thing it's contained!"
• Mosquito- "What a nasty little blood sucker."
• Splumonkey- "A monkey with little brain."
• Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That's quite an egg."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Brrrr!"
• Seeds (specific)- "It's a seed."
• Dusk- "It's getting late. I need to make a fire."
• Research (high value)- "I feel so smart now!"
• Research (normal value)- "Never stop learning!"
• Research (low value)- "I didn't learn very much from that."
• Researching an item- "In you go!"
• Research Poop- "Poooop!"
• Research an Axe- "Let me axe you a question!"
• Research Cut Grass- "I will unlock the secrets of ... grass."
• Research Cut Reeds- "I can learn stuff by reeding!"
• Research some Flint- "This probably isn't the best use of flint."
• Research a Log- "There must be science hiding somewhere in there."
• Unlocked an item with research- "Now I should build it!"
• Miner Hat (out)- "My torch just ran out!"
• Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Go to good world of dreams little beefalo."
• Hound Mound- "I wouldn't want to pick a bone with the owner."
• Animal Track (lost its trail)- "The trail ends here."

Unimplemented

• Maxwell's Head- "I can see into his pores."
• Skull Chest- "I'm not sure if I want to open it."
• Golden Pitchfork- "Why did I even make a pitchfork this fancy?"
• Boat- "Is that how I got here?"
• Home- "Someone must live here."
• Sunk Boat- "It's no use to me out there!"
• Tree Clump- "It's almost like someone is trying to prevent me from going somewhere."
• Pig Tent- "Smells like bacon."
• Dirt Turf- "A chunk of ground."
• DEPLETED_GRASS- "It's probably a tuft of grass."
• Lava Pit- "A crusted over lava pit."
• Lava Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy."
• Lava Pit (low)- "The lava's crusting over."
• Lava Pit (out)- "Looks fragile."
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Bottled mosquito rage!"
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "Aaah! Bug off!"
• Chest (trap)- "How convenient!"
• ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP- "Well, that was easy."
• UNIMPLEMENTED- "It doesn't look finished! It could be dangerous."
• UNIMPLEMENTED (announcement)- "OW! I don't think it's ready yet."
• DEVTOOL- "It smells of bacon!"
• DEVTOOL_NODEV- "I'm not strong enough to wield it."
• Rubble- "Just bits and pieces of rock."
• Relic (plate)- "I find the shards get in my food."
• Hit by Bishop charge- "Ow!"
• Shadow Digger- "Oh good. Now there's more of him."
• Friend-o-matic- "If I had any friends, this could take me to them."
• Friend-o-matic (open)- "If I step through, will I still be me?"
• Friend-o-matic (full)- "It seems to be popular over there."
• Scaled Furnace (generic, no gems)- "Produces a lot of heat, but not much light."
• Scaled Furnace (low, one gem)- "Is it winking at me?"
• Scaled Furnace (hammered)- "I don't think it's supposed to look like that."
• Relic Replica (plate)- "
• Relic Replica (bowl)- "
• Relic Replica (chair)- "
• Relic Replica (vase)- "
• Relic Replica (table)- "
• Sporecap and Misery Sporecap (burnt)- "How im-morel!"
• WETPAPER- "I hope it dries off soon."
• Bernie (Forge)- "He might make a good distraction for us."
• Packet of Seeds- "It's a packet of seeds."
• Packet of Seeds (medium)- "Gone to seed."
• Packet of Seeds (large)- "I think someone planted this on me."
• Packet of Mixed Seeds (small)- "A little seedy."
• Packet of Mixed Seeds (medium)- "A mixed bag."
• Packet of Mixed Seeds (large)- "A packet packed with seeds."
• Prepared dish (plate)- "It has a lot on its plate."
• Prepared dish (bowl)- "Well bowl me over."
• Prepared dish (soup)- "Soup's on!"
• Prepared dish (snack)- "This should tide me over."
• Prepared dish (bread)- "That's what all the wheat is for."
• Prepared dish (pasta)- "I've masta-d this pasta."
• Prepared dish (vegetable)- "Full of fresh vegetables."
• Prepared dish (meat)- "I'm pro-protein."
• Prepared dish (fish)- "Science says fatty acids are good for me."
• Prepared dish (crab)- "Not as crabby as I thought."
• Prepared dish (cheese)- "Cheese it!"
• Prepared dish (dessert)- "This dessert won't desert you."
• Poison Frog- "It looks meaner than usual."
• Peacock- "Nothing more than a dressed up thief."
• Mr. Skittish- "Yikes!"
• Swimming Horror- "Yikes! Get me back to land!"
• DEPLETED_BAMBOOTREE- "Will it grow again?"
• DEPLETED_BUSH_VINE- "One day it may return."
• DEPLETED_GRASS_WATER- "Farewell, sweet plant."
• COFFEEBOT- "It's a coffee maker."
• WOODLEGSSAIL- "The quintessential pirate sail."
• BIGFISHINGROD- "To catch a big fish, you need a big rod."
• Beach Turf- "Sandy ground."
• Tornado- "
• SNAKE_FIRE- "Is that snake smoldering?"
• PIKE_SKULL- "Ouch."
• Sailor's Ghost- "I wonder what he wants?"
• Baby Water Beefalo (1)- "It's a tiny meat beast."
• Baby Water Beefalo (2)- "Smaller, but just as smelly."
• Chicken- "It's a little chicken."
• Chicken (sleeping)- "It's conked out."
• Chicken (dead)- "It's extremely not-alive."
• Peep Hen- "Are they even the same species?"
• Peep Hen (sleeping)- "It's dormant."
• Peep Hen (dead)- "Lifeless."
• Snapdragon- "Well I'm not rooting for you."
• Snapdragon (sleeping)- "Torpid."
• Snapdragon (dead)- "It's extremely not-alive."
• Zeb- "Giddy up."
• Zeb (sleeping)- "Nap time!"
• Zeb (dead)- "Deceased."
• Inspecting self- "Am I still in one piece?"