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“I am one heck of a scientist.”

–Wilson

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Wilson's quotes are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wilson's quotes for items found in Don't Starve Together. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Sounds

Wilson sinking ().
Wilson's ghost voice ().
Wilson's voice as he performs the /pose emote ().
Wilson sighing, as part of the /sleepy emote ().
Wilson yawning, as part of the /yawn emote ().
Wilson singing the Starver's Carol, as part of the /carol emote ().

Tools

• Axe- "A trusty axe."
• Pitchfork- "Now I just need an angry mob to join."
• Pocket Scale- "A scaled-down weighing device."
• Garden Hoe- "I have to make the ground more comfortable for the seeds."
• Splendid Garden Hoe- "Do I really need something this fancy to move dirt around?"
• Watering Can- "I can water the plants with this."
• Watering Can (empty)- "Maybe there's a pond around here somewhere..."
• Waterfowl Can- "It's been improved with science... and bird parts!"
• Waterfowl Can (empty)- "It won't do me much good without water."
• Beefalo Bell- "It makes beefalo friendly. I'm sure there's a very scientific explanation."

Lights

• Campfire and Endothermic Fire (embers)- "That fire needs more fuel or it's going to go out."
• Miner Hat- "A hands-free way to brighten your day."
• Mushlight (off)- "It's a big, science-y 'shroom."
• Mushlight (on)- "Science makes it light up."
• Mushlight (burnt)- "Comboletely burnt."
• Glowcap (off)- "We could make a prime light source with some primary colors."
• Glowcap (on)- "Blue is obviously the most scientific color."
• Glowcap (burnt)- "I didn't mildew it, I swear."
• Willow's Lighter- "It's her lucky lighter."

Survival

• Piggyback- "This little piggy's gone... "home"."
• Fishing Rod- "Hook, line and stick!"
• Umbrella- "I always hate when my hair gets wet and poofy."
• Luxury Fan- "Down, to bring the temperature down."
• Pretty Parasol- "My hair looks good wet... it's when it dries that's the problem."
• Telltale Heart- "The beating of this hideous heart will bring a ghost back to life!"
• Booster Shot- "A scientific breakthrough! The cure!"
• Waterballoon- "What a scientific marvel!"
• Whirly Fan- "Somehow the breeze comes out the back twice as fast."
• Flare- "I can light it to let everyone know I'm here."
• Sea Fishing Rod- "Now this is the reel deal!"
• Tillweed Salve- "My salve-ation."
• Seed Pack-It- "I was getting tired of carrying loose seeds in my pockets."
• Bernie (held and inactive)- "It's all scorched."
• Bernie (active)- "That teddy bear is moving around. Interesting."
• BERNIE!- "Remind me not to get on Willow's bad side."
• Bernie (broken)- "It finally fell apart."
• Tent Roll- "This requires some a-tent-tion."
• Camper's Tent- "I feel like I haven't had a proper night's sleep in ages!"

Food

• Bee Box (some honey)- "Need to wait a bit."
• Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "Drying things is not an exact science."
• Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "In laboratory terms, we would call that "dry"."
• Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "Rain, rain, go away. Be wet again another day."
• Mushroom Planter (empty)- "It could use a spore. Or a mushroom transplant."
• Mushroom Planter (some)- "It should keep growing now."
• Mushroom Planter (lots)- "The mushrooms have really taken to the log."
• Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "That's a lot of mushrooms!"
• Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "The log is dead. We should replace it with a live one."
• Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "The power of science compelled it."
• Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "I don't think it can grow in this cold."
• Salt Box- "Just the cure for spoiling food!"
• Cookbook- "I've always been hungry for knowledge."
• Garden Digamajig (held)- "I'd better find a good spot for my garden before I use it."
• Garden Digamajig- "A convenient plot device."
• Composting Bin- "I can barrel-y stand the smell."
• Composting Bin (too wet)- "That looks too soggy."
• Composting Bin (too dry)- "Hm... too dry."
• Composting Bin (balanced)- "Just right!"
• Composting Bin (burnt)- "I didn't think it could smell any worse..."
• Growth Formula Starter- "Now we wait for science to do its work."
• Fermenting Growth Formula- "It's creating what we scientists call a chemical reaction!"
• Fermented Growth Formula- "That stomach-churning smell means it's working!"
• Super Growth Formula- "That's some strong science!"
• Gardeneer Hat- "To understand the plant, you must wear the plant."
• Tree Jam- "Mmmm, tree food!"

Science

• Thermal Measurer- "Mercurial."
• Lightning Rod- "To harness the heavens!"
• Cartographer's Desk- "Now I can show everyone what I found!"
• Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "So much for that."
• Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "Nothing but ash now."
• Potter's Wheel- "We can make stone sculptures with this."
• Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "Ready for sculpting."
• Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "A masterpiece!"
• Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Burnt right down."
• Think Tank- "I think tanks are in order."
• Think Tank (burnt)- "The science has been lost to sea."
• Terra Firma Tamper- "A true scientist is always breaking new ground!"

Fight

• Grass Suit- "Hopefully there aren't any bugs in it."
• Bee Mine- "It buzzes when shaken."
• Electric Dart- "It has shocking accuracy."
• Tail o' Three Cats- "Nothing like loud noises to help keep the peace."
• Napsack- "It makes snooze circles when I throw it."
• Cookie Cutter Cap- "At least my hair will stay dry."
• Strident Trident- "This is going to be a blast!"
• Battle Helm- "Pretty fancy hat, that."
• Battle Spear- "It feels very stabby."
• Trusty Slingshot- "The bane of windows everywhere."

Structures

• Birdcage- "Now it just needs a bird."
• Birdcage (occupied)- "Who's a good bird?"
• Chest- "It's a tickle trunk!"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "He's looking a bit peckish."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "Did I forget to feed you?"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "Maybe he's just resting?"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "That bird is definitely deceased."
• Directional Sign- "It says 'Thataway'."
• Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "The sign is currently blank."
• Directional Sign (burnt)- "'Don't play with matches.'"
• End Table (empty and burning)- "I should put something in there."
• End Table (flowers)- "A flower in a vase on a table."
• End Table (new light source)- "It's nice to have a little light."
• End Table (old light source)- "Did we remember to pick up new bulbs?"
• End Table (wilted)- "Not looking too fresh."
• End Table (burnt)- "A burnt vase on a burnt table."
• Friendly Scarecrow- "All dressed up and no where to crow."
• Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Someone made that strawman eat crow."
• Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Someone MURDERed that scarecrow!"
• Moon Rock Wall (held)- "Very light, but surprisingly tough."
• Moon Rock Wall- "Spacey and smooth!"
• Scaled Furnace- "It's scalding!"
• Wardrobe- "It holds dark, forbidden secrets..."
• Wardrobe (burning)- "That's burning fast!"
• Wardrobe (burnt)- "It's outta style now."
• Potted Succulent- "A succulent in a pot."
• Tackle Receptacle- "Time to tackle my reel problems."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic- "I wonder how my catch of the day will measure up!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "What a catch!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "Not to throw my weight around, buuut..."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "It's the one that DIDN'T get away!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "On a scale of 1 to on fire... that's pretty on fire."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "All my bragging rights, gone up in flames!"
• Astral Detector (held)- "Aha! I used the secret knowledge to build a device! Why does this feel familiar..."
• Astral Detector- "Why use a map when you could use a mind-bogglingly complex piece of machinery?"
• Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "It seems to have found everything worth finding."
• Produce Scale- "I can scientifically measure my harvest's heftiness."
• Produce Scale (with light item)- "It's so average the scale isn't even bothering to tell me its weight."
• Produce Scale (with item)- "Not bad."
• Produce Scale (with heavy item)- "Who knew they grew that big?"
• Produce Scale (burning)- "Mmm, what's cooking?"
• Produce Scale (burnt)- "I suppose that wasn't the best way to cook it."
• Grooming Station (held)- "I'd better set this up somewhere."
• Grooming Station- "There's no beefalo here to groom."
• Grooming Station (occupied)- "Let's beautify this beefalo!"
• Grooming Station (burnt)- "I styled my beefalo in the hottest fashions... and paid the price."
• Craftsmerm House- "It's actually kind of cute."
• Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "Ugh, the smell!"
• DIY Royalty Kit- "Just what is she planning?"
• DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "I suppose we'll never know what it was for now."
• Royal Tapestry- "Looks fit for a swamp king!"
• Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "There was something fishy about that throne anyway."
• Merm Flort-ifications- "They seem happy to have found a king."
• Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "A royal guard with no Royal to guard."
• Sisturn (empty)- "Some flowers would liven it up a bit."
• Sisturn (some flowers)- "A few more flowers should do the trick."
• Sisturn (full)- "What a brilliant boo-quet!"

Refine

• Cut Stone- "Seductively smooth."
• Cratered Moonrock- "I should stick something shiny in it. For research."
• Marble Bean- "I traded the old family cow for it."
• Feathery Canvas- "I'm making a quill-t!"
• Collected Dust- "Ah-CHOO!"

Magic

• Pan Flute- "To serenade the animals."
• Night Armor- "Wearing that makes me feel safe and insecure."
• Dark Sword- "Why would anyone make this? It's terrifying."
• One-man Band- "We should add a beefalo bell."
• Bat Bat- "I bet I could fly if I held two of them."
• Life Giving Amulet- "I feel so safe when I get to wear it."
• Telelocator Staff- "That could reveal the world."
• Ocuvigil- "That's an entirely scientific mapping tool."
• Moon Dial (generic)- "Water amplifies the science, allowing us to measure the moon."
• Moon Dial (new moon)- "It's a new moon."
• Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon is waxing."
• Moon Dial (full moon)- "It's a full moon."
• Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon is waning."
• Moon Dial (in Caves)- "There's no moon down here to measure."
• Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "I have the strangest feeling I'm being watched."
• The Lazy Deserter- "This pyramid controls the sands."
• The Lazy Deserter (active)- "Ready for departiculation."
• Clean Sweeper- "I like the dust! It feels scholarly!"
• Kitschy Beaver Idol- "I guess science works differently up North."
• Kitschy Goose Idol- "That thing's giving ME goosebumps!"
• Kitschy Moose Idol- "A perfectly normal cursed moose thing."

Dress

• Rabbit Earmuffs- "Makes you warm and fuzzy inside. Outside, too."
• Beekeeper Hat- "Protects your skin, but squashes your meticulous coiffure."
• Feather Hat- "BECOME THE BIRD!"
• Walking Cane- "Technically walking is just controlled falling."
• Rain Coat- "Keeps the rain where it ought to be. Outside your body."
• Rain Hat- "Messy hair... the terrible price of dryness."
• Eyebrella- "It watches over the wearer."
• Fashion Goggles- "What a stylish pair of goggles."
• Desert Goggles- "Quality eye protection."
• Funcap- "Makes the wearer look like a fun guy."
• Seawreath- "Sometimes you have to feel worse to feel better."
• Astroggles- "Of course! Combining moon energy with potato energy, why didn't I think of that?"
• Clever Disguise- "Finally, I can show my face in public."
• Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "I was never exactly "outdoorsy" in my youth."

Ancient

• Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "It's becoming more concentrated!"
• Construction Amulet- "No base should be without one!"
• Star Caller's Staff- "A genius invention... a gem on a stick."
• Thulecite Crown- "How's my hair?"
• Premier Gardeneer Hat- "This will help me see all the science hiding in the dirt."

​Cartography

• Map Scroll (empty)- "A blank map. Doesn't seem very useful."

​Celestial

• Moon Rock Idol- "I only worship science."
• Portal Paraphernalia- "Stuff for science!"
• Moon Glass Axe- "I've made it extra effective."
• Glass Cutter- "I'm not really cut out for fighting."
• Bath Bomb- "It's just textbook chemistry."

​Critters

• Kittykit- "You'd make a good lab assistant."
• Vargling- "Pretty cute for a lil monster!"
• Ewelet- "Much less mucusy than its momma."
• Broodling- "It's wyrmed its way into my heart."
• Glomglom- "What an aerodynamical creature!"
• Giblet- "My feathered friend."
• Mothling- "I keep her around because she's good at mothematics."
• Friendly Peeper- "Always good to have another set of eyes! Er... eye."

​Fishing

• Wooden Ball Bobber- "The fish will have a ball with this."
• Hardened Slip Bobber- "Those fish won't give me the slip this time!"
• Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spinnerbait- "Some fish might find this a-luring!"
• Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spoon- "Some smaller fish might find this a-luring!"
• Rainy Day Lure- "Soaking myself might help me think like a fish..."
• Snow Day Lure- "The fish won't snow what hit them!"
• Stupefying Lure- "My brain is protected by a thick layer of hard science!"
• Heavy Weighted Lure- "This feels a bit heavy handed."
• Jet Quill Float- "I'd rather eat fish than crow."
• Crimson Quill Float- "Hopefully it won't attract any red herrings."
• Azure Quill Float- "The snowbird quill helps me stay frosty."
• Saffron Quill Float- "Say y'ello to my little friend!"
• Down Quill Float- "You're going down, fish!"
• Malbatross Quill Float- "Where there's a quill, there's a way."

​Sculpt

• Carved Hornucopia- "Makes my stomach rumble just looking at it."
• Bubble Pipe Carving- "That was never really my thing."
• Pawn Figure- "I can relate."
• Rook Figure- "It's even heavier than it looks."
• Knight Figure- "It's a horse, of course."
• Bishop Figure- "It's a stone bishop."
• Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "The chess pieces are moving themselves!"
• Queenly Figure- "Hmm... Looks familiar."
• Kingly Figure- "Doesn't seem very "kingly" to me."
• Deerclops Figure- "It feels like its eye follows you."
• Bearger Figure- "It was a lot bigger up close."
• Moose/Goose Figure- "Eurgh. It's so lifelike."
• Dragonfly Figure- "Ah, that brings back memories. Bad ones."
• Moon Moth Figure- "It looks nice, doesn't it?"
• Anchor Figure- "It's as heavy as it looks."
• "Moon" Figure- "I've been feeling pretty inspired lately."
• Malbatross Figure- "It's not so bad when it isn't trying to kill you."
• Crab King Figure- "Still not as crabby as Maxwell."
• Toadstool Figure- "Not really a great stool though, is it?"
• Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "Exactly as stationary as a skeleton should be."
• Klaus Figure- "Can I invoke the "no holiday decorations" Klaus?"
• Bee Queen Figure- "Very statuesque."
• Antlion Figure- "A stagn-antlion."
• Ancient Guardian Figure- "Now you're the one scared stiff!"
• Celestial Champion Figure- "I much prefer it this way."
• Eye of Terror Figure- "It's giving me a stony stare."
• Twins of Terror Figure- "That was a terrible night of very uncomfortable eye contact."

​Seafaring

• Boat Kit- "It would be nice to do some experiments on the water."
• Plank- "Couldn't we have just made a lifeboat?"
• Leak- "I should patch that up before we sink."
• Boat Patch- "Just in case of disaster."
• Oar and Driftwood Oar- "Manual ship acceleration."
• Anchor Kit- "Now I can build an anchor."
• Anchor- "I wouldn't want my boat to float away."
• Mast Kit- "Now I can build a mast."
• Mast- "Avast! A mast!"
• Winged Sail Kit- "It's lighter than it looks."
• Winged Sail- "Spread my wings and sail away!"
• Steering Wheel Kit- "That's going to be the steering wheel."
• Steering Wheel- "I could have been a sailor in another life."
• Tin Fishin' Bin- "They're stuffed in there like sardines!"
• Pinchin' Winch- "It'll do in a pinch."
• Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "I'll let it do the heavy lifting."
• Pinchin' Winch (holding item)- "What do we have here?"
• Deck Illuminator- "I'm full of bright ideas."
• Lightning Conductor- "I've harnessed the power of electricity over land and sea!"
• Fire Pump- "It puts out fires very a-fish-iently."

​Survivor Items

Wes

• Pile o' Balloons- "It looks like clown currency."
• Balloon- "How are they floating?"
• Speedy Balloon- "The hole in the center makes it more aerodynamic, that's just physics!"
• Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "Now it's just another balloon."
• Party Balloon- "How did he get the smaller balloons inside?"
• Inflatable Vest- "If the bright colors don't attract some horrible creature, the squeaking will."
• Balloon Hat- "The static does terrible things to my hair."

Wickerbottom

• Bookcase- "Why study when I can experiment?"
• Birds of the World- "No point studying when I can just wing it."
• Horticulture, Abridged- "I see no farm in reading that."
• Applied Silviculture- "I'll stick to my own experiments."
• Sleepytime Stories- "Strange, it's just 500 pages of telegraph codes."
• The End is Nigh!- "The beginning was dull, but got better near the end."
• On Tentacles- "Someone'll get suckered into reading this."
• The Angler's Survival Guide- "It didn't really hook me."
• Pyrokinetics Explained- "I don't feel any burning need to read it."
• Overcoming Arachnophobia- "I'm not scared of spiders! I'm not!"
• Tempering Temperatures- "My thoughts on it are only lukewarm."
• Lux Aeterna- "Whoever wrote this must've been pretty bright."
• Practical Rain Rituals- "That doesn't sound very scientific."
• Lunar Grimoire- "All this interest in the moon is probably just a phase."
• Apicultural Notes- "I don't get all the buzz around this one."
• Horticulture, Expanded- "It's about as exciting as watching grass grow."
• The Everything Encyclopedia- "Wickerbottom likes to do everything by the book."
• Lux Aeterna Redux- "Brilliant!"
• Fiery Pen- "Strike while the pen's hot!"

WX-78

• Bio Scanalyzer- "WX-78 really puts a piece of themselves into their work."
• Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "I wonder if it dreams about scanning sheep."
• Bio Scanalyzer (hunting)- "Get that data!"
• Bio Scanalyzer (scanning)- "Seems like it's found something."
• Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "It's got the look of someone eager to show their work."
• Circuit Extractor- "Obviously a very delicate and complicated scientific instrument."
• Bio Data- "Smells like fresh research."
• Circuits- "So much science packed into one tiny gizmo."

Wanda

• Clockmaker's Tools- "I wonder if she got them second hand."
• Time Pieces- "Wait a minute, this is starting to look more like magic than science!"
• Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "I bet there's a lot of interesting science inside."
• Ageless Watch and Second Chance Watch (recharging)- "I guess it needs time to... recalibrate the, uh... time whatsit."
• Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch (recharging)- "It's doing "time stuff", that's the technical term."
• Portal Entrance- "Onward, to discovery!"
• Portal Exit- "It's a long drop down."
• Alarming Clock- "That looks like a bad time just waiting to happen."

Wendy

• All Ghostly Elixirs- "Ah yes. Very science-y."

Winona

• Trusty Tape- "Good for mending."
• Winona's Catapult- "She's made a sort of automatic defense system."
• Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "It needs some electricity."
• Winona's Inventions (burning)- "It's on fire!"
• Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "Science couldn't save it."
• Winona's Spotlight- "What an ingenious idea!"
• Winona's Generator- "Looks science-y. How does it work?"
• Winona's Generator (low fuel)- "It's getting low on power."
• Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "I could get it working, if Winona's busy."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator- "Hey! That's not science!"
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "It'll turn off soon."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "Science beats magic, every time."

Wormwood

• Bramble Husk- "The best offense is a good defense."
• Bramble Trap- "It'd really poke whoever stepped on it."
• Compost Wrap- "Wormwood offered me a bite, but I respectfully declined."

Warly

• Chef Pouch- "A breakthrough in culinary science!"
• Portable Crock Pot- "Now we're cookin'!"
• Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Now we're done cookin'!"
• Portable Grinding Mill- "It mixes all the food."
• Portable Seasoning Station- "This will spice things up."
• Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "Should make things a little tastier."
• Garlic Powder- "A powerfully potent powder."
• Honey Crystals- "Sweet! It's sweet!"
• Chili Flakes- "A flagon of fiery fluid."
• Seasoning Salt- "A little sodium's good for the heart."

Walter

• Pebbles, Gold Rounds, Marbles, Freeze Rounds, Slow-Down Rounds, and Cursed Rounds- "Shots to be slinged."
• Poop Pellets- "Poop projectiles."

Webber

• Den Decorating Set- "It looks like someone's been getting crafty."
• Webby Whistle- "I don't want to call any spiders over to me!"
• Shoo Box- "If only science could make it work for me."
• Healing Glop- "If I see any spiders around I'll be sure to give it to them. Maybe."
• Warrior, Cave, Shatter, and Strider Switcherdoodle- "Oh wow, that looks um... delicious, Webber!"
• Dangler, Spitter, and Nurse Switcherdoodle- "Ah, I... just ate! Why don't you give it to one of your spider friends?"

Wigfrid

• Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, and Bel Canto of Courage- "Theater makes me fidgety."
• Fireproof Falsetto- "I once burned my vest before seeing a play. I call that dramatic ironing."
• Rude Interlude and Startling Soliloquy- "I'm afraid I'm not a licensed poetic."

Wolfgang

• Mighty Gym- "I think I pulled a muscle just looking at it..."
• Mighty Gym (burnt)- "It won't pull any muscles now."
• Dumbbell- "I usually let my mind do all the heavy lifting."
• Golden Dumbbell- "It's worth its weight in gold."
• Gembell- "I'll conquer this weight with the power of-- ACK! My spine!!"
• Potato Sack- "It's either filled with potato-shaped rocks or rock-shaped potatoes."

Hallowed Nights

• Candy Bag- "It's some sort of delicious pocket dimension for sugary treats."
• Candy Apple- "The cavities are probably worth it, right?"
• Candy Corn- "What corruption of science grew these?"
• Catcoon Candy- "My teeth are going to have something to say about this tomorrow."
• Choco Pigs- "Much better tasting than the real thing."
• Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "Only a sucker wouldn't love this."
• Gummy Spider- "They wriggle on the way down."
• Jelly Worm- "Sticks to your teeth."
• Not-So-Candy Corn- "It's... corn."
• Raisins- "Everyone'll be raisin' a fuss over these."
• "Raisins"- "I... don't think I'll be eating those."
• Candy Lice- "Did that candy just move?"
• Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "Oh, my poor jaw."
• Lava Pepper- "I don't do well with spice."
• Broken Stake- "I don't believe in the supernatural."
• Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "I know someone who'd have a ball with this!"
• Empty Elixir- "Hard to find a good flask around here."
• Faux Fangs- "I might need these after all that candy."
• Monkey Paw- "Let's make a wish. For science."
• Spider Ring- "I hope this doesn't attract spiders."
• Binoculars- "I think it came from another world. One with grifts."
• Lone Glove- "I wonder where the other one is?"
• Snail Scale- "Holding it makes me feel like bartering."
• Goop Canister- "It's a little warm to the touch."
• Toy Cobra- "It's full of someone's childhood memories."
• Crocodile Toy- "It's not very good at jumping."
• Broken Terrarium- "It's some sort of plant specimen."
• Odd Radio- "It's picking up frequencies from another world."
• Broken Hairdryer- "Maybe a tool for testing aerodynamics?"
• Mad Scientist Lab- "Sanity is a small price to pay for science!"
• Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "Full of grit."
• Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "A potent potion."
• Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "I was hoping for something bigger."
• Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "Crystalized inferno."
• Steeped Lunar Essence- "Infused with transforming such-and-such."
• Totally Normal Root- "Something's in there! I'll have to root it out."
• Totally Normal Sapling- "It'll grow up big and horrifying."
• Bat Decoration- "Completely batty decoration."
• Crow Decoration- "Everyone's raven about tree decorations these days."
• Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "This wood look good hanging somewhere."
• Ghost Decoration- "A spectornament I could hang in a tree."
• Spider Decoration- "Eight-armed adornment."
• Tentacle Decoration- "Almost i-tentacle to the real ones."
• Bats coming out of tree- "Did you see that?!"
• Drinking bravery potion- "Those trees don't seem so spooky anymore."
• Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "Perhaps I didn't let it steep long enough..."

Winter's Feast

• Gift Wrap- "That's a wrap!"
• Gift- "Is that for me?"
• Festive Tree Planter- "I need a pine cone for that."
• Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "That puts a damper on the festivities."
• Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "It's almost Winter's Feast!"
• Winter's Feast Tree- "Happy Winter's Feast!"
• Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "That was a mistake, I think."
• Gingerbread Cookie- "The anatomy's not right, but I'll overlook it."
• Eternal Fruitcake- "That experiment may have been a tiny bit unethical."
• Sugar Cookie- "I'm going to eat forty. For science."
• Candy Cane- "A Yuletide toothache waiting to happen."
• Chocolate Log Cake- "It's nice to eat something other than berries for once."
• Plum Pudding- "I'm puddin' that straight in my mouth!"
• Apple Cider- "It's a hollowed apple filled with yummy juice."
• Hot Cocoa- "How does it stay warm? A thermodynamical mug?"
• Heavenly Eggnog- "Can science explain why it tastes so good?"
• Festive Bauble- "Every scientist appreciates a good bauble."
• Festive Light- "A tree's not complete without some electricity."
• Magnificent Adornment- "This one is especially impressive."
• Champion Adornment- "I should hang this one over a fire."
• Appeasing Adornment- "For some reason it makes me hungry."
• Masonry Oven- "A festive furnace for flame-grilled foodstuffs!"
• Masonry Oven (cooking)- "Cooking really is a science."
• Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "The science is almost done!"
• Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "Science says it's done."
• Winter's Feast Table- "A feastival table."
• Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "Time to eat!"
• Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "It's not the season for that."
• Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "Who would do such a thing?"
• Merry Berrysauce- "Equal parts merry and berry."
• Bibingka- "Soft and spongy."
• Cabbage Rolls- "The meat hides inside the cabbage to avoid predators."
• Festive Fish Dish- "I wouldn't mind sampling some seasonal seafood."
• Good Gravy- "It's all gravy."
• Latkes- "I could eat a latke more of these."
• Lutefisk- "Is there any trumpetfisk?"
• Mulled Punch- "This punch has a kick to it."
• Panettone- "This Yuletide bread really rose to the occasion."
• Pavlova- "I lova good Pavlova."
• Pickled Herring- "You won't be herring any complaints from me."
• Polish Cookies- "I'll polish off this whole plate!"
• Pumpkin Pie- "I should probably just eat the whole thing... for science."
• Roasted Turkey- "I see a big juicy drumstick with my name on it."
• Stuffing- "That's the good stuff!"
• Sweet Potato Casserole- "Science has created a hybrid between dinner and dessert."
• Tamales- "If I eat much more I'm going to start feeling a bit husky."
• Tourtiere- "Pleased to eat you."
• Gingerbread Pig- "I'd better follow him."
• Gingerbread Pig House- "Room and board all rolled into one."
• Gingerbread Varg- "Time to desert this dessert."
• Cookie Crumbles- "A crummy way to hide yourself."
• Holiday Cheer- "The spirit of the season!"
• Eating Holiday Cheer- "Tastes like the holidays."
• Eating without feasting- "I should really share this with the others."
• Feasting- "I'm feeling a surge of holiday spirit!"
• Feasting buff- "I'm feeling a surge of holiday spirit!"
• Feasting buff wearing off- "The holiday goes by so fast..."

Lunar New Year

• Red Pouch- "Is there something inside that?"
• Lucky Gold Nugget- "What a lucky find!"
• Red Firecrackers- "Filled with explosion science!"
• Red Lantern- "This lantern feels more special than the others."
• Lucky Fan- "It's inordinately large."
• Lucky Beast Head- "So who gets to be the head?"
• Lucky Beast Body- "I'm middling on this middle piece."
• Lucky Beast Tail- "Someone has to bring up the rear."
• Floating Lantern- "How illuminating!"
• Dappled and Golden Koi- "Now that's the real McKoi!"

Gobbler

• Gobbler Shrine- "I feel like it wants something."
• Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "I've got to plant something there."
• Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "That won't do at all."

Varg

• Varg Shrine- "I should make something fun."
• Varg Shrine (empty)- "I need to put a torch in it."
• Varg Shrine (burnt)- "It burned down."
• Lucky Whistle- "This'd stop a dog in its tracks."
• Clay Hound- "It's been unleashed!"
• Clay Hound (statue)- "It looks so real."
• Clay Varg- "A terror cotta monster!"
• Clay Varg (statue)- "Did it just move?"
• Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "A picture of a sculpture. We'll need somewhere to make it."
• Hound Figure- "And I didn't even get eaten!"
• Varg Figure- "That thing's the leashed of my worries."

Pig King

• Pig Shrine- "More stuff to make."
• Pig Shrine (empty)- "It's hungry for meat."
• Pig Shrine (burnt)- "Burnt out."
• Tribute Roast- "A feast fit for me."
• Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "A meal only a beast would love."
• Fish Heads on a Stick- "Nothing fancy."
• Golden Belt- "This looks important."
• Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "Here's mud in your eye!"
• Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "He's got gold fever!"
• Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "Wouldn't you rather hit someone else?"
• Elite Pig (Wade)- "What are you looking at?"
• Can't play game (too late)- "It's too late for that now."
• Can't play game (area not empty)- "I need to clean up first."
• Can't play game (danger)- "It's too dangerous for that right now."

Carrat

• Carrat Shrine- "What to make..."
• Carrat Shrine (empty)- "Hm... what does a carrat like to eat?"
• Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "Smells like roasted carrots."
• Starting Point Kit- "Well, it's a start."
• Starting Point- "It's a good enough place to start."
• Finish Line Kit- "The end's in sight."
• Finish Line- "It's really more of a finish circle than a line."
• Finish Line (burnt)- "It's all gone up in flames!"
• Finish Line (won)- "Ha HA! Science prevails!"
• Finish Line (lost)- "Sigh... congratulations, {winner}."
• Checkpoint Kit- "That checks out."
• Checkpoint- "You've made your point."
• Navigation Gym Kit- "I'd better get training!"
• Navigation Gym- "This'll get things moving in the right direction."
• Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "You would make an excellent lab rat."
• Navigation Gym (burnt)- "My training regimen crashed and burned."
• Reflex Gym Kit- "This should improve my carrat's reaction time considerably."
• Reflex Gym- "Let's train those carrat-like reflexes!"
• Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "The subject's response time is steadily improving!"
• Reflex Gym (burnt)- "A small loss to take in the pursuit of science."
• Speed Gym Kit- "I'd better get this assembled."
• Speed Gym- "I need to get my carrat up to speed."
• Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "Faster... faster!"
• Speed Gym (burnt)- "I may have overdone it."
• Endurance Gym Kit- "This should help improve my carrat's stamina" [sic]
• Endurance Gym- "Getting strong now!"
• Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "This carrat... will be unstoppable!!"
• Endurance Gym (burnt)- "You can't stop progress! But this will delay it..."
• Carrat Scale Kit- "This will help car-rate my car-rat."
• Carrat Scale- "Hopefully the scales tip in my favor."
• Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "I suppose no matter what, it's still just a sentient vegetable."
• Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "This carrat looks ripe for racing!"
• Carrat Scale (burnt)- "What a mess."
• Packet of Seeds- "Looks pretty seedy, if you ask me."
• Premium Seed Packet- "Hey there, fancy-plants!"
• Carrat Figure- "We have a winner!"
• Charlie's Carrat- "That's... disconcerting."
• Can't start race with no participants- "I think I'm missing something here."
• Race starting- "Let the experim- er, race begin!"
• Carrat is sleeping- "Don't you dare! Wake up, we have a race to win!"
• Carrat is stunned- "Get up! GO GO!"
• Carrat going wrong way-
  • "No, no! You're going the wrong way!"
  • "Turn around, white eyes!"
• Carrat is slow- "Don't walk, RUN!"
• Carrat is exhausted- "This carrat is in no shape to be training."
• Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
  • "You're not my carrat."
  • "OW, it bit me!"

Beefalo

• Beefalo Shrine- "What to make..."
• Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "Hm... what makes a beefalo?"
• Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "Smells like barbeque."
• Sewing Machine (held)- "There looks to be a bit of assembly required."
• Sewing Machine- "Sewing can't be that hard... can it?"
• Judge's Booth (held)- "It looks like a bit of building is in order."
• Judge's Booth- "Strange, I never see him enter or leave..."
• Beefalo Stage (held)- "I'd better get that set up."
• Beefalo Stage- "This contest is going to go off without a hitch! Well, figuratively speaking."
• Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "If I put some of these together, I bet I could make a beefalo costume."
• Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "I wonder what the Judge would say about this?"
• Beefalo Dolls- "Scientifically formulated for maximum huggableness."
• ()Warrior Costume Pattern- "How ferocious!"
• ()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "My beefalo will look as cute as a button!"
• ()Festive Costume Pattern- "This is just the occasion for some festivity!"
• ()Flowery Costume Pattern- "You really can't go wrong with flowers."
• ()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "This requires a suspicious amount of welding for a sewing project."
• ()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "I usually like my beefalo fresh, not frozen."
• ()Formal Costume Pattern- "This is a costume for some Grade A beefalo."
• ()Victorian Costume Pattern- "I think my grandmother wore something similar."
• ()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "I'm feeling lucky about this one!"
• Beefalo Figure- "This sculpture is pretty beefy."
• Calling beefalo- "Come on over!"
• Can't build stage too far- "The judge won't be able to see my beefalo from here."
• Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "If I had a bell I could befriend a beefalo."
• Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "My beefalo buddy is too far away."
• Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "My beefalo is already hitched up."
• Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "My beefalo seems to be too lively."
• Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "I've already made my pick."
• Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "I've got no steak in this contest."
• Failed to start contest (generic)- "I guess they don't support the arts here."
• Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "He must be busy with another contest somewhere."
• Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "They must be busy now."
• Learned new costume pattern- "My mind has been filled with beefalo styling inspiration!"
• Costume pattern already known- "I'm seeing a familiar pattern... I've learned this already!"

Catcoon

• Catcoon Shrine- "What to make..."
• Catcoon Shrine (empty)- "Maybe it would like a feather to play with..."
• Catcoon Shrine (burnt)- "Smells like scorched fur."
• Kitcoon Nursery Kit- "The whole kit and caboodle."
• Kitcoon Nursery- "You'd have to be pretty small to fit in there."
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek)- ""Now where could they be..."
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek, time almost up)- "Not much time left! Where are they?!"
• Kitcoon Nursery (burnt)- "NOOOO!"
• Wind-up Mouse Toy- "Mice with wheels, what will science think up next?"
• Kit Collar- "I should think of some names! Let's see, Wilson Jr., Wilson Jr. 2..."
• Gobbler Wobbler Kit- "It looks like there's some assembly required."
• Gobbler Wobbler- "It's not a real bird, but the kits don't know that."
• Gobbler Wobbler (burnt)- "Combustion!"
• Kit Teaser Kit- "It doesn't look too hard to build."
• Kit Teaser- "Those kits are so easily distracted. Now what was I doing again?"
• Kit Teaser (burnt)- "It went up in flames."
• Kitcoon Figure- "These ones are much easier to find."
• Catcoon Figure- "It would probably make a great scratching post."
• Kitcoon (forest, savanna, deciduous, and grassy)- "Aren't you the cutest little cat thing!"
• Kitcoon (marsh, rocky, desert, lunar, and festive)- "I must collect more... for research!"
• Ticoon- "He looks like he knows what he's doing!"
• Ticoon (abandoned)- "I'm sure I can find them on my own."
• Ticoon (found Kitcoon)- "Hey, he found one!"
• Ticoon (lost trail)- "Someone else found them first."
• Ticoon (Kitcoon nearby)- "Looks like there's something nearby."
• Ticoon (tracking)- "I should follow his lead."
• Ticoon (tracking for someone else)- "He's leading the way for someone else."
• Ticoon (no Kitcoons)- "It doesn't look like there's anything left to find."
• Ticoon (Kitcoons too far)- "They might be too far away for him to sniff out."

Bunnyman

• Bunnyman Shrine- "What to make..."
• Bunnyman Shrine (empty)- "That rabbit looks hungry."
• Bunnyman Shrine (burnt)- "Smells like veggie barbecue."
• Cozy Bunnyman- "They look so cozy."
• Hare Ball- ""
• Pillow Fight Pit Kit- "It must be built, for science!"
• Pillow Fight Bell- "It's peaceful, for now".
• Glove of Challenge- ""
• Flowery Pillow- "At least it smells nicer than the beefalo pillow."
• Kelp-Stuffed Pillow- "It's soggier than I would like."
• Beefalo Wool Pillow- "If only it didn't also smell like a beefalo."
• Steel Wool Pillow- "Who would sleep in this?"
• Bunny Roll- ""
• Moon Cake- ""
• Moon Jelly- ""
• Skewered Puffs- ""
• Tall Rabbit Lamp Kit- ""
• Short Rabbit Lamp Kit- ""
• Nightcap- ""
• Bunnyman Figure- ""
• Can't start fight (no pillow)- "I need a pillow to fight with!"

The Forge

• Battlemaster Pugna- "That's the guy in charge here."
• Pit Pig- "I can take him!"
• Crocommander- "This one's got bite."
• Snortoise- "Its shell is so spiky!"
• Scorpeon- "That spit is corrosive!"
• Boarilla- "He's got a strong arm on him."
• Grand Forge Boarrior- "You sure are big!"
• Rhinocebro- "He's got a nose for this kind of work."
• Infernal Swineclops- "I can smell him from here!"
• Ancient Gateway (off)- "That's how we got here. Hopefully how we get back, too."
• Ancient Gateway (on)- "I'll just be going now."
• Ancient Anchor (empty)- "It needs a key."
• Ancient Anchor (key)- "That should do it."
• Forge Portal- "This is where those enemies are coming from."
• Battle Standard- "Everyone, break the Battle Standard!"
• Baby Spider- "I guess they're fighting for us."
• Magma Golem- "It's a rock monster!"
• Living Staff- "It conducts regenerative energy."
• Infernal Staff- "It calls a meteor from above."
• Petrifying Tome- "This'll keep those monsters held for a little while."
• Tome of Beckoning- "I can't make out the text."
• Forging Hammer- "It's a heavy hammer for hitting things."
• Pith Pike- "I could do a quick charge with that."
• Spiral Spear- "It gets to the point."
• Riled Lucy- "That weapon's for throwing."
• Blacksmith's Edge- "A sharp looking instrument."
• Darts- "That's a weapon I could use from range."
• Molten Darts- "It uses a strong blast of air to propel a projectile."
• Hearthsfire Crystals- "It smells like brimstone."
• Reed Tunic- "Light, but not very durable."
• Feathered Reed Tunic- "Lightweight and designed for mobility."
• Wood Armor- "It offers a decent amount of protection."
• Jagged Wood Armor- "That could help me hit a little harder."
• Silken Wood Armor- "I'd have energy for a few more stunts wearing that."
• Stone Splint Mail- "That's as good as it gets."
• Steadfast Stone Armor- "This armor has been petrified for maximum protection."
• Grand Armor- "That should keep me safe."
• Barbed Helm- "My strikes would hurt a little more wearing that."
• Nox Helm- "It looks like it packs a wallop."
• Resplendent Nox Helm- "That could cause some major destruction."
• Feathered Wreath- "Those fluffy feathers make me want to run!"
• Crystal Tiara- "Those crystals will quicken my abilities."
• Clairvoyant Crown- "It has a gaze full of science."
• Woven Garland- "Looks like it amplifies healing expertise."
• Flower Headband- "The blossom interacts well with healing magic."
• Blossomed Wreath- "This garland will restore a bit of my vitality."
• Started revival- "Let me help you."
• Finished revival- "Good as new!"
• Revived- "Much better, thank-you."
• Refusing inappropriate weapon- "I'm not skilled enough to use that."

The Gorge

• Mumsy- "Reminds me of my old nanny."
• Billy- "This goat's much smaller."
• Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm and Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "Maybe they'd be willing to trade."
• Swamp Pig Elder- "I guess you're in charge around here?"
• Swamp Pig Elder (sleeping)- "It's sleeping, for now."
• Swamp Pig- "It's a super hairy pig."
• Old Beefalo- "Science says it should have died by now."
• Pigeon- "He's just winging it."
• Pigeon (sleeping)- "It's sleeping, for now."
• Pigeon (dead)- "They're dead."
• Pebble Crab- "That rock's alive!"
• Berry Bush- "Those berries are all gone."
• Fern- "Probably chock full of vitamins."
• Mushroom- "Are those mushrooms? I'm stumped."
• Mushroom (picked)- "I don't think it's growing back."
• Rotten Crop- "I don't think the altar will want that."
• Sapling- "I can't get anything else out of that."
• Spotty Shrub- "It reminds me of those tentacle monsters."
• Spotty Shrub (picked)- "I can't get anymore out of that shrub."
• Sugarwood Tree- "It's full of delicious, delicious sap."
• Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "Where'd the tree go? I'm stumped."
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "Here sappy, sappy, sap."
• File:Sugarwood Tree Tapped Full.pngSugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "Sweet golden sap."
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "That's how you get ants."
• Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "It looks ill."
• Ivy- "Kind of clingy."
• The Altar of Gnaw- "We'd better start cooking some offerings."
• The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "It's in the process of digestinating."
• Ancient Gateway- "Another dead end."
• Beast of Hunger (1)- "It's an old statue."
• Beast of Hunger (2)- "What are you looking at?"
• Broken Carriage- "On the road to nowhere."
• Dilapidated Cathedral- "Preyed upon."
• Dilapidated Chimney (1 and 2)- "Something put a damper on that chimney."
• Dilapidated Clocktower- "That clock's been punched."
• Dilapidated Door- "No longer a-door-able."
• Dilapidated House-
  • "No one's here."
  • "Something destroyed this town."
  • "I wonder who they angered."
• Dilapidated Roof- "Someone hit the roof."
• Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "Take that, creature!"
• Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "So lifelike."
• Worn Pig House- "It's seen better days."
• House Rubble- "Some pig's house was ruined."
• Iron Fence- "The scientific term is: 'Sharp pointy thing'."
• Locked Iron Gate- "Locked tight."
• Iron Gate- "Turns out a key was the key to getting in."
• Mealing Stone- "The daily grind."
• Park Fountain- "Been a long time since it was hooked up to water."
• Post- "As far as posts go, this one is adequate."
• Queen Beast and Stone Pillar- "A monumental monument."
• Rundown House- "What an ugly little house."
• Safe- "It's a safe. For keeping things safe."
• Locked Safe- "It won't open without the key."
• Sammy's Wagon- "Any science in there?"
• Pipton's Cart- "I could use some stuff."
• Salt Pond- "A little salty spring."
• Streetlight- "Huh. Reminds me of home."
• Small Streetlight- "Enlightening."
• Smashed Clock- "Someone beat the clock. Literally."
• Urn- "Ashes to ashes."
• Wrecked Bicycle- "Must have mis-spoke."
• All cookware kits- "Kitchen stuff."
• Pot Hanger (held)- "For suspension-based cookery."
• Pot Hanger- "It has hang-ups."
• Oven (held)- "For scientifically burning things."
• Oven- "It needs ingredients to make the science work."
• Small Grill (held)- "For grilling small meats."
• Small Grill- "Barbecurious."
• Large Grill (held)- "I'll have to grill someone about this."
• Large Grill- "Now all I need is a backyard to put it in."
• Cookpot- "Let's get cooking!"
• Large Cookpot- "This one holds more ingredients."
• Small Casserole Dish- "For making minuscule motleys."
• Large Casserole Dish- "A dish for all seasonings."
• Syrup Pot- "I need to sweeten this pot."
• Salt Rack (held)- "For harvesting salt from the pond."
• Salt Rack- "Science takes time."
• Salt Rack (ready)- "Salt has gathered on the rope."
• Crab Trap- "A crabby trap."
• Hoe- "It's a farming instrument."
• Slaughter Tools- "Laboratory tools for surgical butchery."
• Tree Tapping Kit- "We can use it to gather sap from the trees."
• Key- "Safe bet this'll come in handy."
• Iron Key- "I'll park it in my pocket until I get to the park."
• Ancient Key- "This looks science-y."
• All Seed Packet types- "Sow what?"
• All Seed types- "A handful of odd seeds."
• Salmon- "Mm, fresh fish."
• Cooked Salmon- "Ready for the dinner table."
• Crab Meat- "No imitations here."
• Cooked Crab Meat- "I can put a meal together in a pinch."
• Cooked Foliage- "We cooked the foliage."
• Mushroom (item)- "These are edible mushrooms."
• Cooked Mushroom- "
• Garlic- "The number one breath enhancer."
• Roast Garlic- "Perfectly browned."
• Onion- "Looks crunchy."
• Roast Onion- "A successful chemical reaction."
• Potato- "The apples of the earth."
• Roast Potato- "A successful temperature experiment."
• Toma Root- "It's red because it's full of science."
• Roast Toma Root- "Cooking's easy if you understand chemistry."
• Turnip- "It's a raw turnip."
• Roast Turnip- "Cooking is science in practice."
• Wheat- "It looks a bit grainy."
• Flour- "Ready for baking."
• Goat Milk- "Good if you don't think about where it came from."
• Salt Crystals- "Salt. The tastiest mineral."
• Salt- "It's full of salt."
• Sap- "It tastes sweet."
• Ruined Sap- "Might as well toss it on the fire."
• Syrup- "Adds sweetness to the mixture."
• Spotty Sprig- "I could grind it up to make a spice."
• Spot Spice- "Flavorful."
• Old Coin- "I'd like more than a penny for my thoughts."
• Sapphire Medallion- "A decent amount of coin."
• Red Mark- "Seems valuable."
• Gnaw's Favor- "We can use these to reopen the Gateway."
• Prepared dish- "I should offer it on the Altar of Gnaw."
• Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "That's not what it wants."
• Prepared dish (matches craving)- "Science says this will appease the sky God."
• Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "It's more of a light snack, really."
• Burnt Food- "That one was an experiment."
• Silver Plate- "A silver plated plate."
• Silver Bowl- "A bright bowl."
• Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "The gate is locked."
• Cannot slaughter Old Beefalo (too far)- "It got away."
• Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "I only need to use one dish."
• Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "It needs another type of dish."
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "There's already a meal there."
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "It won't want to eat that."
• Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "I'll just have to find another key."
• Cannot use item (occupied)- "Science says I have to wait my turn."
• Food ruined (bad recipe)- "Those ingredients didn't make anything."
• Food ruined (overcooked)- "I left it on too long."
• Lost round- "I have a bad feeling about this."
• Won round- "Time to go!"

Midsummer Cawninval

• Corvus Goodfeather- "What an odd fellow."
• Crow Kid- "Good day to you, small bird person."
• Cawnival Token- "One shiny token."
• Prize Ticket- "That's the ticket!"
• Prize Tickets (small stack)- "That's the tickets!"
• Prize Tickets (large stack)- "That's a lot of tickets!"
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, Egg Scramble, Nest Defender, Cuckoo Spinwheel, and Birdhouse Ball Drop Kits- "This really is a pop-up carnival."
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, Egg Scramble, Nest Defender, Cuckoo Spinwheel, and Birdhouse Ball Drop- "It won't let me play until I give it something shiny."
• Hubbub for Grub (playing)- "This looks like fun!"
• Hubbub for Grub (trapdoor)- "It's a little trapdoor."
• Grub- "I don't need to chew them up first, do I?"
• Eggs in a Basket (playing)- "Not to brag, but I've been called a bit of an egghead in the past."
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor)- "It's a little trapdoor."
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor, playing)- "Is this the right one?"
• Egg Scramble (playing)- "Those eggs are looking a little runny."
• Scrambling Egg- "Come back here!"
• Prize Booth (held)- "The real prize is the booth we made along the way."
• Prize Booth- "I've got my eyes on the prize. That one, over there!"
• Confetti Cannon (held)- "I've got a lot of experience in making things explode."
• Confetti Cannon- "This experiment blows up on purpose!"
• Confetti Cannon (cooldown)- "What a blast!"
• Cawnival Sapling- "It's a scientifically proven fact that birds love trees."
• Cawnival Tree- "It doesn't really scream "Cawnival" yet, does it?"
• Cawnival Tree (level 2)- "A little birdy told me it could use some more decorations around here."
• Cawnival Tree (level 3)- "This tree is caws for celebration!"
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, and Mini Tower Drop (held)- "I hope this prize is all it's cracked up to be."
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, and Mini Tower Drop- "I could watch it for hours."
• Midsummer Night Light (held)- "Only some light work left to do."
• Midsummer Night Light- "It's powered by whimsy."
• Miniature Tree (held)- "Maybe it's a boxwood?"
• Miniature Tree- "Either it's small, or I'm gigantic."
• Light Catcher Kit- "I have to build it myself? I should have known there'd be a catch."
• Light Catcher- "I think all these shiny decorations reflect well on me."
• Green and Gold Mystery Box- "The thrill of discovery!"
• Cawnival Statuette- "I seem to be getting a lot of these..."
• Cawnival Statuette (uncommon)- "You don't see this kind of design too often."
• Cawnival Statuette (rare)- "See? Proof that trying the exact same thing over and over will eventually lead to success!"
• Seed Clusters- "I was feeling a bit peckish."
• Corny Slush- "Is this drink supposed to be crunchy?"
• Chirpy Scarf- "I think it makes me look adventurous."
• Chirpy Cloak- "It's like wearing my own shade tree."
• Chirpy Capelet- "I hope there's no bugs in it..."
• Can't activate Cawnival game (already in use)- "A game is already underway."
• Can't activate Cawnival game (not token)- "I need to buy some tokens."
• Can't summon Corvus (already here)- "He's around here somewhere."
• Can't summon Corvus (busy)- "He seems a bit preoccupied at the moment."
• Can't summon Corvus (not Cawnival time)- "It looks like those birds flew the coop."
• Missed in Hubbub for Grub- "I need to be quicker!"

Nature - Plants

• Sapling and Spiky Bush (held)- "This needs to be planted."
• Grass Tuft (picked)- "It was cut down in the prime of its life."
• Grass Tuft (held)- "It can be planted anywhere now."
• Berry Bush- "I think those are the edible kind."
• Berry Bush and Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "It's very much on fire."
• Berry Bush (held)- "Now it can be taken anywhere."
• Reeds (picked)- "All the useful reeds have already been picked."
• Petals- "Sure showed those flowers who's boss!"
• Dark Petals- "I'm not sure I want to hold those."
• Lumpy Sapling- "How did this tree even reproduce?"
• Burnt Spiky Bush- "It's all burnt up."
• Twiggy Tree- "It's all sticky."
• Twiggy Tree (stump)- "Take that, nature!"
• Twiggy Tree (burning)- "What a waste of wood."
• Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "I feel like I could have prevented that."
• Twiggy Tree (old)- "That tree looks pretty wimpy."
• Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "It doesn't need any help to grow."
• Twiggy Tree Cone- "There's a sticky tree inside it that wants to get out."
• Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush (disease warning)- "Err, something's not right."
• Diseased Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush- "It looks pretty sick."
• Juicy Berry Bush- "I should leave them there until it's time to eat."
• Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "The bush is working hard on the next batch."
• Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "It won't make any berries in this state."
• Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "This could be replanted closer to home."
• Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "The heat even dehydrated the juicy berries!"
• Marble Sprout- "It looks carved."
• Marble Shrub- "Makes sense to me."
• Rose- "To match my rosy cheeks."
• Succulent- "Aloe there."
• Succulent (held)- "I could eat that, but I'd rather not."
• Bull Kelp- "Welp. It's kelp."
• Bull Kelp (picked)- "I just couldn't kelp myself."
• Bull Kelp Stalk- "I can plant it in deep water."
• Driftwood- "A dead tree that washed up on shore."
• Driftwood (stump)- "There might still be something worth digging up."
• Driftwood (burning)- "That driftwood's burning!"
• Driftwood (burnt)- "Doesn't look very useful anymore."
• Driftwood Piece- "It floats on water."
• Lune Tree- "I didn't know trees grew on the moon."
• Lune Tree (stump)- "That was a pretty thick tree."
• Lune Tree (burning)- "The tree is burning!"
• Lune Tree (burnt)- "The tree burnt down."
• Lune Tree Blossom- "It fell from the moon tree."
• Lune Tree Sapling- "A moth turned into a tree? Lunacy!"
• Stone Fruit Bush- "It's a bush... From the moon!"
• Stone Fruit Bush (picked)- "It'll take a while to grow more fruit."
• Stone Fruit Bush (barren)- "Its fruit growing days are over."
• Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "It's pretty hot out."
• Stone Fruit Bush (disease warning)- "Err, something's not right."
• Diseased Stone Fruit Bush- "It looks pretty sick."
• Stone Fruit Bush (burning)- "It's burning!"
• Sprouting Stone Fruit- "It's growing."
• Spiny Bindweed- "Hey, you're not a vegetable!"
• Binding Roots- "Now that's just rude."
• Plant (happy)- "What a happy plant!"
• Plant (stressed)- "It's a little cranky."
• Plant (very stressed)- "This plant seems to be under a lot of stress."
• Plant (stressed, killjoys nearby)- "I might have to do a bit of weeding..."
• Plant (stressed, not enough identical plants nearby)- "It's my scientific conclusion that this plant seems lonely."
• Plant (stressed, too many plants nearby)- "There are too many plants competing for this small space."
• Plant (stressed, bad season)- "This season is not being kind to this plant."
• Plant (stressed, not enough water)- "This looks really dehydrated."
• Plant (stressed, poor nutrients)- "This poor plant needs nutrients!"
• Plant (stressed, left unattended)- "It's hungry for some good conversation."
• Giant Carrots- "That's one big bunch of carrots!"
• Giant Corn- "What a big ear you have!"
• Giant Pumpkin- "A rather pumped up pumpkin."
• Giant Eggplant- "I still don't see any resemblance to an egg."
• Giant Durian- "I'm sure it'll make an even bigger stink."
• Giant Pomegranate- "That might be the biggest pomegranate I've ever seen."
• Giant Dragon Fruit- "I half expect it to sprout wings."
• Giant Watermelon- "A big, juicy watermelon."
• Giant Toma Root- "A tomato of incredible proportions."
• Giant Potato- "That's a tater lot."
• Giant Asparagus- "I guess we'll be eating asparagus for a while..."
• Giant Onion- "They grow up so fast! It's... it's bringing a tear to my eye."
• Giant Garlic- "A gargantuan garlic!"
• Giant Pepper- "A pepper of rather unusual size."
• Giant Rotten Crop- "What rotten luck."
• Great Tree Trunk- "That tree is massive!"
• Great Tree Root- "It's not a square root."
• Mossy Vine- "The scientific term is "tree noodles"."
• Knobbly Tree- "I think these trees are a little lost."
• Knobbly Tree Nut- "There's something alive inside."
• Above-Average Tree Trunk- "It's not quite as great as the original, but still pretty good."

Nature - Objects

• Touch Stone- "It's always a good idea to touch base."
• Rocks- "We could make stuff with these."
• Grave (dug)- "He probably deserved it."
• Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Soon, the invention will be complete!"
• Spider Eggs- "I hope these don't hatch. Period."
• Florid Postern- "This ought to be a scientific impossibility."
• Gigantic Beehive- "How in science did it get so big?!"
• Honey Patch- "It's too sticky to walk on."
• Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "Was that there before?"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "It's some sort of marble statue."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "It looks old, but it feels new."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "It's an odd marble statue."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "It's not in the best shape."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "There's a big piece missing."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "I guess he cracked under the pressure."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "All patched up."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "Now what?"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "At least it's back in one piece now."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "Something's moving inside."
• Magma- "Magmificent!"
• Rock- "As gneiss a place as any."
• Crispy Skeleton- "Spooky."
• Marble Statue (Comedy)- "Statuesque."
• Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "Don't lose your head now!"
• Marble Statue (Pawn and Vase)- "It's a fancy marble statue."
• Meteor and Moon Rock- "That rock came from the moon."
• Celestial Orb- "There's science inside!"
• Celestial Portal- "I'm sure there's some scientific explanation for this."
• Moon Stone (broken)- "It's all smashed up."
• Moon Stone (repaired)- "There's a hole in the middle for something to go in."
• Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Now what?"
• Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "The stone lit it up somehow."
• Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "I have a distinct feeling this isn't right."
• Moon Rubble- "I could probably break that."
• Petrified Evergreen- "It looks scared stiff."
• Rock Den- "Is there something in there?"
• Skeleton (all players)- "%s must've died performing an experiment with %s."
• Stagehand- "Something's odd here, but I can't put my finger on it."
• Stagehand (walking)- "Just keep your hand to yourself, alright?"
• Suspicious Marble (rook)- "Where did this come from?"
• Suspicious Marble (knight)- "Where's the rest of it?"
• File:Sculpture Bishophead.pngSuspicious Marble (bishop)- "Is that a head?"
• Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "It looks very lifelike."
• Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "I don't like how it's looking at me."
• Loot Stash- "We should definitely open that."
• Lake- "Is that a mirage?"
• Lake (dry)- "It's dry as a bone."
• Cave-in Boulder- "I think I can lift this one."
• Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "It's out of reach."
• Garden Detritus- "It's making a mess of my garden."
• Anenemy- "Aw, what a cute little starfish!"
• Anenemy (closed)- "It tried to chomp me!"
• Anenemy Trap- "It's not fooling anyone now."
• Celestial Altar Base- "It doesn't want to be on the ground."
• Celestial Altar Idol- "I feel compelled to carry it somewhere."
• Celestial Altar Orb- "It wants me to give it a home."
• Celestial Altar (incomplete)- "It wants to be finished."
• Celestial Altar- "Hm? What did you say?"
• Inactive Celestial Tribute- "I fished it up, now to find a fissure!"
• Celestial Tribute- "It feels like it's waiting for something."
• Celestial Sanctum Icon- "I think I know just where you belong."
• Celestial Sanctum Ward- "It wants to be with the others."
• Celestial Sanctum- "It seems to be part of a larger mechanism."
• Celestial Fissure- "My brain pulses with peace and terror."
• Celestial Fissure (no light)- "The cracks in this place are starting to show."
• Hot Spring- "If only I could soak my weary bones."
• Hot Spring (bombed)- "Just a simple chemical reaction."
• Hot Spring (glassed over)- "Water turns to glass under the moon. That's just science."
• Hot Spring (empty)- "I'll just have to wait for it to fill up again."
• Inviting Formation- "There's something trapped inside."
• Moon Glass- "I can practically see my reflection in it."
• Moon Shard- "It's very sharp."
• Sea Bones- "That's what they get for coming up on land."
• Shattered Spider Hole- "That's not a normal spider den."
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (initial)- "It's just an empty shell of a house."
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (upgraded)- "It just needed a little love."
• Hermit Bee Box- "I'm sure there's a little sweetness to be found inside."
• Hermit Bee Box (no honey)- "It's empty."
• Hermit Bee Box (some honey)- "Need to wait a bit."
• Hermit Bee Box (full of honey)- "It's full of honey."
• Hermit Bee Box (burnt)- "How did it get burned?!!"
• Hermit Drying Rack- "Those look like they could use some meat."
• Hermit Drying Rack (drying)- "Meat takes a while to dry."
• Hermit Drying Rack (done)- "Jerky time!"
• Hermit Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Meat takes even longer to dry in rain."
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "Drying things is not an exact science."
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "In laboratory terms, we would call that "dry"."
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "Rain, rain, go away. Be wet again another day."
• Hermit Drying Rack (burnt)- "The rack got dried."
• Plugged Fissure- "Not very scientific... but pretty effective."
• Baritone Shell Bell- "It's a bit more toned down."
• Alto Shell Bell- "Is that what the ocean sounds like?"
• Soprano Shell Bell- "It's ready for the high C's."
• Boat Fragment- "Not much left of it."
• Sea Stack- "It's a rock."
• Salt Formation- "Are those natural formations?"
• Salt Formation (partially mined)- "I guess it just grows like that."
• Salt Formation (completely mined)- "It's mined... it's all mined!"
• Salt Crystals- "Science compels me to lick it."
• Ocean Debris- "Just some muddy grass."
• Wobster Mound- "It's a rock with Wobsters in it."
• Moon Glass Mound- "It's a chunk of moonglass with Lunar Wobsters in it."
• Shell Cluster- "I bet there's some nice shells in there."
• Sunken Chest (locked)- "It's clammed right up!"
• Sunken Chest (unlocked)- "The real treasure is the treasure we found along the way."
• Mysterious Energy- "It must be building up to something."
• Charged Glassy Rock- "It's glowing with unearthly energy."
• Infused Moon Shard- "I should put this to scientific use before the energy fades!"
• Moongleam- "I think I'll call it the "Higgsbury Particle.""
• Odd Tool/Reticulating Buffer- "That has to be the tool I'm looking for!"
• Weird Tool/Widget Deflubber- "Of course I know what it is! It's just, er... too complicated to explain."
• Strange Tool/Grommet Scriber- "Clearly a very scientific tool!"
• Funky Tool/Conceptual Scrubber- "My scientific instincts tell me that this is the tool I'm looking for!"
• Bizarre Tool/Calibrated Perceiver- "I know exactly what it does! Science!"
• Energetic Static- "A new discovery, how electrifying!"
• Restrained Static- "It makes my hair do crazy things."
• Lunar Essence Extractor- "It's draining the energy right out of that monster!"
• Sea Strider Nest- "What if I just gave it a little poke?"
• Sea Strider Nest (burnt)- "I smell burnt toast."
• Conspicuous Chest- "What harm ever came from peeking inside a box?"
• Conspicuous Chest (shimmering)-"That seems a bit out of place..."
• Conspicuous Chest (burnt)- "It won't be bothering anyone anymore."

Nature - Caves

• Sinkhole (full)- "I'll have to wait until someone leaves to enter."
• Exit to Surface (full)- "The surface is too crowded!"
• Bat Cave- "I don't want to wake them."
• Red Mushtree (blooming)- "I'm mildly offended by this."
• Green Mushtree (blooming)- "It's trying to reproduce."
• Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "You can't tell from far away, but it's quite smelly."
• Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "The spiders thought this one was important."
• Red Spore- "Hasn't a care in the world."
• Green Spore- "That's a sight for spore eyes."
• Blue Spore- "It's just drifting around."
• Red, Green, and Blue Spore (held)- "I'll keep a little light in my pocket."
• Withered Flower- "I don't think it got enough sun."
• Mysterious Plant- "Seems safe to me."
• Fossil Fragment- "Science bones! We should put them back together."
• Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "Still missing some pieces."
• Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "My scientific instincts say this isn't quite right."
• Odd Skeleton (complete)- "It's alive! Oh wait, no, it's not."
• Lunar Mushtree- "This mushroom tree is clearly stranger than the rest."
• Lunar Spore- "I'll keep as mushroom between me and those spores as I can."
• Vitreoasis and Small Vitreoasis- "The moon water makes the glass grow. That's just science."
• Naked Mole Bat Burrow- "I wonder what might be stuck in that rat's nest."
• Nightmare Rampart- "Those crystals might be cause for some concern."

Nature - Ruins

• Ancient Chest- "I hear whispers. It wants something."
• Ancient Chest (locked)- "It's passing its judgment."
• Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "The essential components are still intact."
• Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "It's gaining power."
• Ancient Gateway (activated)- "Back in working order."
• Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "The gateway is destabilizing."
• Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "It needs time to recover. Me too."
• Ancient Obelisk- "I don't recognize any of these symbols."
• Ancient Beacon- "Something must power it."
• Ancient Beacon (active)- "A truly unsettling light."
• Ancient Mural (first)- "It depicts an old civilization. The people look hungry and scared."
• Ancient Mural (second)- "This tablet is too worn to make out."
• Ancient Mural (third)- "Something dark creeps over the city and its people."
• Ancient Mural (fourth)- "The people are shedding their skins. They look different underneath."
• Ancient Mural (fifth)- "It shows a massive, technologically advanced city."
• Atrium Statue- "It doesn't seem fully real."
• Ornate Pedestal (empty)- "The socket is empty."
• Ornate Pedestal (with gem)- "Those gems seem to power it... through entirely scientific means, I'm sure."
• Ancient Moon Statue- "These magnificent moon statues have me waxing poetic."
• Sealed Portal (switch off)- "Dead as a dead doornail."
• Sealed Portal (switch on)- "Strange, the power is on but this isn't."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (first, third, and fifth)- "So much knowledge, if only I could read it!"
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (second and fourth)- "These markings look different from the ones in the rest of the ruins."
• Tidy Hidey-Hole- "They're snug as bugs in there."
• Ancient Kiln (empty)- "Let's dust off this old crockery, shall we?"
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, long time left)- "This is going to take a while."
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, short time left)- "It's almost done!"
• Ancient Kiln (finished)- "Mmmmm! It's ready to eat!"
• Ancient Kiln (burnt)- "The pot got cooked."
• Ancient Guard Post (inactive)- "Whatever it did, it's not doing it anymore."
• Ancient Guard Post (active)- "It looks inviting."
• Security Pulse- "Where are you going? Someplace interesting?"
• Sentrypede Husk- "A pile of old spare parts."
• Fountain of Knowledge (inactive)- "If only there was a way to get it working again..."
• Fountain of Knowledge (active)- "I have the strongest urge to stand around it and talk about nothing in particular."
• Distilled Knowledge- "Now how do I get the knowledge out?"

Turfs

• Scaled Flooring- "You want proof it's fireproof?"
• Moon Crater Turf- "A chunk of moon ground."
• Rocky Beach Turf and Shell Beach Turf- "A chunk of beach."
• Mutated Fungal Turf and Ancient Stonework- "Yet another ground type."

Mobs - Monsters

• Charlie (the darkness monster)- "That presence... it's familiar! Hello?"
• Guardian Pig- "Looks serious."
• Mosquito Sack- "It's probably someone else's blood..."
• Gem Deer- "It's being controlled by that beast!"
• Grumble Bee- "It's guarding the queen."
• Lavae- "Too hot to handle."
• Hound (corpse)- "The smell is not the most pleasant."
• Hound (corpse, burning)- "I think we're safe now."
• Hound (corpse, reanimating)- "Science save us!"
• Horror Hound- "Science save us!"
• Horror Hound (sleeping)- "I have a very strong desire to run."
• Horror Hound (dead)- "Now I can breathe easy."
• Moonrock Pengull- "That thing's terrifying!"
• Moonrock Pengull (sleeping)- "Thank goodness. It's sleeping."
• Moonrock Pengull (dead)- "That's the end of that."
• Shattered Spider- "Oh good. The moon mutated it."
• Shattered Spider (sleeping)- "Thank science, it stopped moving."
• Shattered Spider (dead)- "Is it really dead?"
• Cookie Cutter- "I don't like the way it's looking at my boat..."
• Cookie Cutter Shell- "A shell of its former self."
• Rockjaw- "We may need a bigger boat..."
• Naked Mole Bat- "A regular Noseferatu."
• Ancient Sentrypede- "You won't centimpede my progress!"
• Fruit Fly- "Buzz off!"
• Moonblind Crow- "I think that used to be a crow."
• Misshapen Bird- "I don't like the way it's looking at me..."
• Nurse Spider- "Oh wonderful. Now the spiders can heal themselves."
• Sea Strider- "Why in the name of science do they get to float?"
• Egg of Terror- "I think it's about to hatch..."
• Suspicious Peeper- "I'm starting to feel self-conscious."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Sweet dreams, smelly."
• Pig (follower)- "You're part of my entourage."
• Pig (dead)- "Someone should tell its family."
• Bunny Puff- "I feel a lil better when I hold one."
• Shelmet- "That would mess up my hair."
• Snurtle Shell Armor- "It sticks to your back when you wear it."
• Saladmander- "It's cute, but it's not ripe yet."
• Saladmander (ripe)- "I think it's ripe now."
• Saladmander (sleeping)- "It's snoozing."
• Gnarwail- "My, what a big horn you have."
• Gnarwail (broken horn)- "Got your nose!"
• Gnarwail (follower)- "This is all whale and good."
• Gnarwail (follower, broken horn)- "That's what happens when you nose around!"
• Gnarwail Horn- "Gnarly!"
• Skittersquid- "I have an inkling they'll come in handy."
• Loyal Merm Guard- "I feel very guarded around these guys..."
• Sea Weed- "As long as we don't take their barnacles, they'll stay our buds."
• Seedshell- "We're under seedge!"
• Sea Sprout Starter- "They seem to grow best on oceanic rocks."
• Sea Sprout- "This one's just a sprout."
• Mush Gnome- "It might be aggressive, but only sporeradically."
• Grass Gator- "I don't think he likes me very much."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Gobbler- "Stupid bird! Stay away from those berries!"
• Eye Bone (ashes)- "The eyebone was consumed by fire in the teleportation!"
• Mandrake (follower)- "Cut it out!"
• Mandrake (cooked)- "It doesn't seem so strange anymore."
• Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "The flower was consumed by fire in the teleportation!"
• Glommer's Wings- "These would look empirically amazing on a helmet!"
• Wobster- "What a wascally Wobster."
• Grass Gekko- "It's an extra leafy lizard."
• Star-sky- "I always wanted one of these."
• Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "Maybe he needs some science?"
• Hutch- "Hutch Danglefish, P.I."
• Canary- "Some sort of yellow creature made of science."
• Canary (held)- "I'm not squishing you, am I?"
• Canary (poisoned)- "It's probably fine."
• Saffron Feather- "A canary feather."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "Aww. Who's a good monster?"
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "It seems happy."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "I hear a tiny stomach grumbling."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "Poor thing must be starving."
• Lavae Egg- "There's a faint warmth coming from inside."
• Lavae Egg (cracked)- "I never thought I would see a happy egg."
• Lavae Egg (too cold)- "I don't think that egg is warm enough."
• Lavae Tooth- "It's an egg tooth!"
• Chilled Lavae- "Cooled off and chilled out."
• No-Eyed Deer- "Is it staring at me? ...No, I guess not."
• No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "What an impressive antler!"
• Deer Antler- "Was that supposed to come off?"
• Puffin- "I've never seen a live puffin before!"
• Puffin (held)- "Catching one ain't puffin to brag about."
• Puffin (sleeping)- "Peacefully huffin' and puffin'."
• Carrat- "Are carrots supposed to have legs?"
• Carrat (held)- "You're kind of ugly up close."
• Carrat (sleeping)- "It's almost cute."
• Carrat (dead)- "That's the end of that."
• Moon Moth- "My vast scientific knowledge tells me... It's a moon butterfly."
• Moon Moth (held)- "I've got you now."
• Lunar Wobster- "What a wascally Lunar Wobster."
• Bulbous Lightbug- "How strange, carrying one makes my pocket feel lighter!"
• Dust Moth- "Tidy little guys, aren't they?"
• Friendly Fruit Fly- "The garden seems happier with it around."
• Friendly Fruit Fly Fruit- "Now I'm in charge!"

Mobs - Tallbird family

• Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "You need some food and quick, huh?"

Mobs - Bosses

• Moose/Goose nesting ground- "It puts its babies there."
• Bee Queen- "Keep that stinger away from me!"
• Bee Queen Crown- "The world seems less a little crazy when I wear it."
• Klaus- "What on earth is that thing!"
• Stag Antler- "It's really fancy for a deer antler."
• Antlion- "It wants something from me."
• Antlion (happy)- "I think we're on good terms."
• Antlion (upset)- "It looks mad."
• Desert Stone- "A mini departiculator."
• Desert Stone (active)- "A more sane person would walk."
• Sand Spike- "I could've been skewered!"
• Sand Castle- "It's so gritty!"
• Glass Spike- "Memories of the time I wasn't skewered."
• Glass Castle- "That's science for you."
• Toadstool Cap- "That toadstool's just asking to be cut down."
• Toadstool Cap (hole)- "Just a hole in the ground."
• Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "There's something poking out."
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "Yeesh! I'm not kissing that!"
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "He's hopping mad now!"
• Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "How scientific!"
• Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "A mushroom cloud in the making!"
• Shroom Skin- "Warts and all!"
• Reanimated Skeleton- "The skeleton fused with the shadows!"
• Ancient Fuelweaver- "Why'd it have to be so big?"
• Woven Shadow- "Anklebiters!"
• Bone Armor- "No bones about it."
• Bone Helm- "It gives me terrible visions."
• Shadow Thurible- "It smells like chemicals."
• Malbatross- "A fowl beast indeed!"
• Malbatross Feather- "Plucked from a fine feathered fiend."
• Malbatross Bill- "Smells fishy."
• Crab King- "Yikes! A little too crabby for me."
• Crab King (inert)- "That castle needs a little decoration."
• Imposing Claw- "That's claws for alarm!"
• Cracked Pearl- "I... didn't take good care of it."
• Lord of the Fruit Flies- "Hey, stop upsetting the plants!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 1)- "You'll pay for breaking all that science!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 1, dead)- "Gotcha!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 2)- "I think I just made it angry..."
• Moonglass Spike- "You've made your point!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 2, dead)- "This time I'm sure I got it."
• Celestial Champion (phase 3)- "It's definitely angry now!"
• Enlightening Snare- "After rigorous testing, I can confirm that they make me want to take a nap."
• Celestial Champion (phase 3, dead)- "Is it dead? That strange energy still seems to be lingering around it."
• Defeated Celestial Champion- "Maybe someone should go poke it... just to be sure."
• Enlightened Crown- "It shows me infinite possibilities..."
• Enlightened Crown Shard- "Even a single piece is pretty illuminating!"
• Eye of Terror- "Go for the eye!"
• Twins of Terror- "Maybe they're friendly? ...Maybe not."
• Eye Mask- "You could say I have an eye for style."
• Shield of Terror- "The best defense is a good mawfence."

Mobs - Other

• Crabby Hermit/Pearl- "Living by yourshellf must get abalonely."
• Pearl's Pearl- "I'll take good care of it."
• Gestalt- "They're promising me... knowledge."
• Greater Gestalt- "They're promising me... a good smack if I get too close."
• Pipspook- "Aww, does someone have a little boo-boo?"
• Royal-In-Progress- "They operate on a first-come, first-sovereigned basis."
• King of the Merms- "Your Majesty!"
• Woby (small)- "It's a scientific fact that petting a good dog will improve your day."
• Woby (big)- "What in the name of science have you been feeding her?"
• Grainy Transmission- "As a fellow man of science, I'm compelled to help him!"

Other Players

Wilson

• Generic- "Stars and atoms! Are you my doppelgänger, %s?"
• Attacker- "Yeesh. Do I always look that creepy?"
• Murderer- "Your existence is an affront to the laws of science, %s!"
• Reviver- "%s has expertly put our theories into practice."
• Ghost- "Better concoct a revival device. Can't leave another man of science floating."
• Firestarter- "Burning that wasn't very scientific, %s."

Willow

• Generic- "Good day to you, %s!"
• Attacker- "%s is holding that lighter pretty tightly..."
• Murderer- "Murderer! Arsonist!"
• Reviver- "%s, friend of ghosts."
• Ghost- "I bet you're just burning for a heart, %s."
• Firestarter- "Again?"

Wolfgang

• Generic- "It's good to see you, %s!"
• Attacker- "Let's not start a fight with the strongman..."
• Murderer- "Murderer! I can take you!"
• Reviver- "%s is just a big teddy bear."
• Ghost- "I told you you couldn't deadlift that boulder, %s. The numbers were all wrong."
• Firestarter- "You can't actually 'fight' fire, %s!"

Wendy

• Generic- "Greetings, %s!"
• Attacker- "%s doesn't have any sharp objects, does she?"
• Murderer- "Murderer!"
• Reviver- "%s treats ghosts like family."
• Ghost- "I'm seeing double! I'd better concoct a heart for %s."
• Firestarter- "I know you set those flames, %s."

WX-78

• Generic- "Good day to you, %s!"
• Attacker- "I think we need to tweak your primary directive, %s..."
• Murderer- "%s! You've violated the first law!"
• Reviver- "I guess %s got that empathy module up and running."
• Ghost- "I always thought %s could use a heart. Now I'm certain!"
• Firestarter- "You look like you're gonna melt, %s. What happened?"

Wickerbottom

• Generic- "Good day, %s!"
• Attacker- "I think %s's planning to throw the book at me."
• Murderer- "Here comes my peer review!"
• Reviver- "I have deep respect for %s's practical theorems."
• Ghost- "This doesn't seem very scientific, does it, %s?"
• Firestarter- "I'm sure you had a very clever reason for that fire."

Woodie

• Generic- "Greetings, %s!"
• Attacker- "%s has been a bit of a sap lately..."
• Murderer- "Murder! Bring me an axe and we'll get in the swing of things!"
• Reviver- "%s saved everyone's backbacon."
• Ghost- "Does 'universal' coverage include the void, %s?"
• Werebeaver- "%s's gone on a wood chucking rampage!"
• Ghost Werebeaver- "Will you bea-very mad if I don't revive you, %s?"
• Weremoose- "Gad-zooks, that's a moose!"
• Ghost Weremoose- "That moose'nt be very comfortable."
• Weregoose- "Take a gander at that!"
• Ghost Weregoose- "Be more careful, you silly goose!"
• Firestarter- "Don't burn yourself out, %s."

Wes

• Generic- "Greetings, %s!"
• Attacker- "%s is silent, but deadly..."
• Murderer- "Mime this!"
• Reviver- "%s thinks outside the invisible box."
• Ghost- "How do you say 'I'll conduct a revival device' in mime?"
• Firestarter- "Wait, don't tell me. You lit a fire."

Maxwell

• Generic- "Decent day to you, %s!"
• Attacker- "Seems you've gone from 'dapper' to 'slapper'."
• Murderer- "I'll show you Logic and Reason... those're my fists!"
• Reviver- "%s is using his powers for good."
• Ghost- "Don't look at me like that, %s! I'm working on it!"
• Firestarter- "%s's just asking to get roasted."

Wigfrid

• Generic- "Good day, %s!"
• Attacker- "I'd like to avoid a punch from %s, if possible."
• Murderer- "%s's gone berserk!"
• Reviver- "%s has full command of spirits."
• Ghost- "Nice try. You're not escaping to Valhalla yet, %s."
• Firestarter- "%s is really heating things up today."

Webber

• Generic- "Good day, %s!"
• Attacker- "I'm gonna roll up a piece of papyrus newspaper, just in case."
• Murderer- "Murderer! I'll squash you, %s!"
• Reviver- "%s is playing well with others."
• Ghost- "%s is really buggin' me for a heart."
• Firestarter- "We need to have a group meeting about fire safety."

Winona

• Generic- "Good day to you, %s!"
• Attacker- "%s is a safety hazard."
• Murderer- "It ends here, %s!"
• Reviver- "It's pretty handy having you around, %s."
• Ghost- "That probably threw a wrench into her plans."
• Firestarter- "Things are burning up at the factory today."

Wortox

• Generic- "Greetings to you, %s!"
• Attacker- "I knew %s couldn't be trusted!"
• Murderer- "Time to grab the imp by the horns!"
• Reviver- "Thanks for lending a helping claw, %s."
• Ghost- "I reject the reality of ghosts and imps."
• Firestarter- "%s is becoming a survival liability."

Wormwood

• Generic- "Greetings, %s!"
• Attacker- "%s seems pricklier than usual today."
• Murderer- "Prepare to get weed whacked, %s!"
• Reviver- "%s never gives up on his friends."
• Ghost- "You need some help, lil guy?"
• Firestarter- "I thought you hated fire, %s."

Warly

• Generic- "Greetings, %s!"
• Attacker- "Well, this is a recipe for disaster."
• Murderer- "I hope you don't have any half-baked plans to murder me!"
• Reviver- "Always rely on %s to cook up a plan."
• Ghost- "Maybe he was cooking with ghost peppers."
• Firestarter- "He's gonna flambé the place right down!"

Wurt

• File:Wurt DST.pngGeneric- "Good day, %s!"
• Attacker- "%s is looking especially monstrous today..."
• Murderer- "You're just another murderous merm!"
• Reviver- "Why thank you, %s!"
• Ghost- "%s is looking greener around the gills than usual."
• Firestarter- "Didn't anyone teach you not to play with fire?!"

Walter

• Generic- "Good day, %s!"
• Attacker- "Is that how a Pinetree Pioneer is meant to behave?"
• Murderer- "Did you run out of material for your stories, %s?"
• Reviver- "I can always count on %s."
• Ghost- "I know you're having fun, but we'd best find a heart."
• Firestarter- "That doesn't look like a campfire, %s."

Wanda

• Generic- "Good day, %s!"
• Attacker- "This really isn't the time or place for that, %s!"
• Murderer- "Murderer! You won't get any second chances from me!"
• Reviver- "If it wasn't for %s, I'd be history!"
• Ghost- "I'd better hurry up and find a heart."
• Firestarter- "Let me guess, this has something to do with "preserving the timeline"?"

Wonkey

• Generic- "It's a monkey."
• Attacker- "Hey, stop monkeying around!"
• Murderer- "They've gone ape!"
• Reviver- "My life has been saved... by a monkey?"
• Ghost- "That's one spooky monkey."
• Firestarter- "I wonder if this is how the dinosaurs felt."

Other (Mod Characters)

• Generic- "Greetings, %s!"
• Attacker- "%s looks shifty..."
• Murderer- "Murderer!"
• Reviver- "%s, friend of ghosts."
• Ghost- "%s could use a heart."
• Firestarter- "Burning that wasn't very scientific, %s."

Food - Meats

• Cooked Morsel- "Now there's no reason to worry about getting worms!"
• Drumstick- "Ready for gobbling."
• Fried Drumstick- "Even better for gobbling!"
• Batilisk Wing- "I hate those things, even when they're dead."
• Barnacles- "They don't look like knuckles to me."
• Cooked Barnacles- "I'm told it's quite a delicacy."
• Runty Guppy- "Looks like the runt of its school."
• Needlenosed Squirt- "I won't win any bragging rights with this one."
• Bitty Baitfish- "It's a bit on the small side."
• Smolt Fry- "A fish this size won't tide me over for long."
• Popperfish- "I can't wait to pop it in my mouth."
• Fallounder- "You have to sea it to beleaf it."
• Bloomfin Tuna- "I finally caught this bloomin' fish!"
• Scorching Sunfish- "It's a scorcher!"
• Spittlefish- "Just spit-balling, but I might have a use for you..."
• Mudfish- "I certainly hope it tastes better than it looks."
• Deep Bass- "I went to a lot of treble to catch it."
• Dandy Lionfish- "I wasn't lion about my aptitude for fishing!"
• Black Catfish- "I'm sure this won't bring me any bad luck."
• Corn Cod- "This one seems kind of corny."
• Ice Bream- "Ice bream, youse bream."
• Sweetish Fish- "That's the sweet smell of a successful fishing trip."
• Barnacles- "They don't look like knuckles to me."
• Cooked Barnacles- "I'm told it's quite a delicacy."
• Naked Nostrils- "Who knows whose nose this is?"
• Charred Nostrils- "It came out smelling like a nose."

Food - Fruits

• Prepared Dragon Fruit- "The fruit's still weird."
• Lesser Glow Berry- "Kinda wrinkled."
• Juicy Berries- "Extra tasty, though they won't last long."
• Roasted Juicy Berries- "Better eat them before they spoil!"
• Fig- "I'll call it "Newton's Fig"."
• Cooked Fig- "It's been warmed by science."

Food - Vegetables

• Carrot- "Yuck. This vegetable came out of the dirt."
• Popcorn- "Cooked and high in fructose!"
• Kelp Fronds- "It gets my pockets all wet and gross."
• Cooked Kelp Fronds- "It's closer to a liquid than a solid."
• Dried Kelp Fronds- "Kind of high sodium content."
• Stone Fruit- "I'd shatter my teeth on that."
• Ripe Stone Fruit- "Uncooked stone fruit is the pits."
• Cooked Stone Fruit- "It's actually soft enough to eat now."
• Garlic- "The number one breath enhancer."
• Roasted Garlic- "Perfectly browned."
• Onion- "Looks crunchy."
• Roasted Onion- "A successful chemical reaction."
• Pepper- "Nice and spicy."
• Roasted Pepper- "It was already hot to begin with."
• Potato- "The apples of the earth."
• Roasted Potato- "A successful temperature experiment."
• Toma Root- "It's red because it's full of science."
• Roasted Toma Root- "Cooking's easy if you understand chemistry."
• Moon Shroom- "It doesn't look particularly appetizing."
• Cooked Moon Shroom- "The things I do in the name of science..."
• Fire Nettle Fronds- "If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the garden."
• Forget-Me-Lots- "Hm. I can't remember what I was going to say about those."
• Tillweeds- "Out of my garden, you!"

Food - Crock Pot

• Butter Muffin- "We threw the recipe away and just kind of winged it."
• Fishsticks- "Sticks to your ribs."
• Fist Full of Jam- "Probably should have made a jar."
• Meatballs- "It's just a big wad of meat."
• Meaty Stew- "A stew to put some meat on your bones."
• Powdercake- "Science help us."
• Stuffed Eggplant- "It's really stuffing!"
• Taffy- "If I had a dentist they'd be mad I ate stuff like that."
• Unagi- "I hope this doesn't make anyone eel!"
• Waffles- "I'm waffling on whether it needs more syrup."
• Jellybeans- "One part jelly, one part bean."
• Bone Bouillon- "No bones about it, Warly can cook."
• Hot Dragon Chili Salad- "I hope I can handle the spice level."
• Fish Cordon Bleu- "Is that just... frogs stuffed inside a fish?"
• Asparagazpacho- "How in science does it taste so good?"
• Glow Berry Mousse- "Warly sure can cook."
• Creamy Potato Purée- "I've heard cooking is basically chemistry. I should try it."
• Moqueca- "He's as talented a chef as I am a scientist."
• Grim Galette- "It's a little spooky."
• Stuffed Pepper Poppers- "What a mouthful!"
• Puffed Potato Soufflé- "I forgot what good food tasted like."
• Fancy Spiralled Tubers- "Potato, scientifically infused with the power of a tornado!"
• Salsa Fresca- "So... hot...!"
• Volt Goat Chaud-Froid- "It's shockingly delicious."
• Barnacle Pita- "Barnacles taste better when you can't see them."
• Barnacle Nigiri- "I still seem to have misplaced my chopsticks."
• Barnacle Linguine- "Pass the pasta!"
• Stuffed Fish Heads- "I'm just hungry enough to consider it..."
• Leafy Meatloaf- "Mystery leaf meat."
• Veggie Burger- "Vegetarian, but not cruelty-free."
• Jelly Salad- "Has science gone too far?"
• Beefy Greens- "Strangely filling, for a salad."
• Mushy Cake- "It lives up to its name."
• Soothing Tea- "A nice cup of tea to forget all my problems."
• Figatoni- "Mama mia!"
• Figkabab- "Fig with a side of stick."
• Fig-Stuffed Trunk- "Great, now I've got a stuffed nose."
• Figgy Frogwich- "The fig really brings it all together."
• Bunny Stew- "This one's luck has run out."
• Frozen Banana Daiquiri‎- "Yellow and mellow."

Food - Other

• Toasted Seeds- "That cooked the life right out of 'em!"
• Asparagus Seeds- "It's some seeds."
• Royal Jelly- "It infuses the eater with the power of science!"
• Moon Moth Wings- "We're really winging it now."
• Garlic, Onion, Pepper, Potato, and Toma Root Seeds- "A handful of odd seeds."
• Milky Whites- "...Ew."

Misc Items

• Beard Hair- "It's only gross when they're not your own."
• Melty Marbles- "Melted. Maybe Willow had some fun with them?"
• Fake Kazoo- "What's kazoo with you?"
• Ball and Cup- "There's no time for fun and games!"
• Second-hand Dentures- "They've quickly become Wes' favorite prop."
• Lying Robot- "Hal whispers beautiful lies to me."
• Dessicated Tentacle- "That's just asking to be experimented on."
• Abigail's Flower (held)- "It's hauntingly beautiful."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "It hurts my soul to look at that thing."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "It's giving me the creeps."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "Something is up with that flower!"
• Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "I don't know if I should hang on to this."
• Abigail's Flower (ready)- "I'd die to find out what it does."
• Lucy the Axe- "It's a prettier axe than I'm used to."
• Codex Umbra- "Spooky."
• Blueprint (rare)- "It's REALLY scientific!"
• Fur Tuft- "Black and white fur."
• Sketch- "A picture of a sculpture. We'll need somewhere to make it."
• Advert- "A picture of some fishing tackle. I bet I could make this..."
• Ancient Key- "There is power emanating from it."
• Shadow Atrium- "The power of science must have reanimated it..."
• Gnomette- "It must be some kind of religious artifact."
• Leaky Teacup- "Now if I only had some tea..."
• White and Black Bishop- "...Maxwell left his stuff out again."
• Bent Spork- "A horrifyingly failed utensil fusion. I guess science *can* go too far."
• Toy Trojan Horse- "I wonder what it's hiding?"
• Unbalanced Top- "It doesn't spin very well."
• Back Scratcher- "Wigfrid keeps jumping out and hitting me with it?!"
• Beaten Beater- "This egg beater is all bent out of shape."
• Frayed Yarn- "I have a few theories about this string."
• Shoe Horn- "I can put my shoes on without help, thanks."
• White and Black Knight- "Honestly, he just leaves them out wherever."
• Lucky Cat Jar- "I think Wickerbottom had a cat."
• Air Unfreshener- "It smells kind of stale."
• Potato Cup- "Food and a cup! The ultimate survival container."
• White and Black Rook- "How Machiavellian."
• Wire Hanger- "If you unwound it you could poke someone from really far away."
• Blue Moonlens- "It's always smart to keep an eye out."
• Green Moonlens- "That'll keep a watchful eye on the place."
• Red Moonlens- "It can see and be seen for miles!"
• Orange Moonlens- "No one could get lost with that thing looking out for them."
• Purple Moonlens- "Makes a good marker, but I wish it'd stop looking at me."
• Yellow Moonlens- "That ought to show everyone the way."
• Iridescent Gem- "This gem seems special."
• Moon Caller's Staff- "It's scientifically proven that gems look better on top of sticks."
• Polar Light- "Brr! Chilling."
• Beach Toy- "Someone might be interested in this."
• Crumpled Package- "This package is barely holding together."
• Lost Toy- "I'm sure there's a perfectly scientific explanation for that."
• Mourning Glory- "My scientific brain refuses to perceive it."
• Message in a Bottle- "I wonder if it's for me!"
• Empty Bottle- "It's full of nothing."
• Bundle of Thanks- "She shore shells out a lot of these."
• Shell Bell Bundle- "She DOES sell sea shells!"
• Tackle Box- "This extra storage space has me hooked!"
• Spectackler Box- "I had to shell out quite a bit to get this."
• Fish Food- "It's a fish meal!"
• Amberosia- "Who or what would eat this?"
• Milkmade Hat- "For hands-free dairy drinking."
• Compost- "Food for plants, and not much else."
• Terrarium- "Looking at it makes my head feel fuzzy... or... blocky?"
• Terrarium (corrupted)- "I have a nasty feeling about this..."
• Terrarium (activated)- "What could it be? Maybe I'll sleep on it."
• Terrarium (summoning)- "Am I on the other side of the rainbow?!"
• Terrarium (dormant)- "It needs to cool down after that."
• Terrarium (no boss setting)- "I shouldn't be bothered by anymore prying eyes now."

Adventure Mode

• Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Now the machine can work!"
• Maxwell Statue- "He's a lot shorter in person."

Announcements

• Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I'm too hungry to sleep, my growling tummy will keep me up!"
• Trying to sleep near monsters- "I'm too scared of dying to sleep right now!"
• Already has Critter- "I've already got a pet."
• Ancient Chest combo failed- "It didn't like that."
• Ancient Chest combo successful- "I guess I'm worthy."
• Atrium destabilizing-
  • "What's that?!"
  • "I think it's time to leave!"
  • "It's not safe here."
• Ruins renewal- "All the monsters came back!"
• Battlecry (Deer)- "Die, doe!"
• Becoming ghost- "oOooOooo!!"
• Beefalo mount health low- "This beast seems to be wounded."
• Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "Someone beat me to the saddle!"
• Boat damaged- "We're taking on a lot of water."
• Boat sinking- "I don't want to drown!"
• Blueprint already known- "I already know that one."
• Can't learn blueprint- "I can't learn that one."
• Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "This map was made for some other place."
• Can't build Celestial Portal (in Caves)- "I need to see the moon for that to work."
• Can't craft (missing ingredients)- "It looks like I'm missing some important components."
• Can't craft (unlearned recipe)- "This will need more scientific research!"
• Can't craft (needs crafting station)- "I can't make it right now."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (generic)- "I don't want to change right now."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (on fire)- "It's too dangerous right now!"
• Can't change in Wardrobe (in use)- "It can only handle one style change at a time."
• Cannot construct (occupied)- "Someone beat me to it."
• Cannot construct (wrong material)- "It won't fit."
• Cannot construct (no materials)- "I need something to build with."
• Cannot construct (wrong plans)- "Whoops! Wrong plans."
• Can't cook (in use)- "Looks like we had the same idea."
• Can't fill watering can with ocean water- "For some reason, plants don't like salt water."
• Can't give Advert to Tackle Receptacle (already known)- "I've already tackled this one."
• Can't give Sketch to Potter's Wheel (already known)- "We already know that one."
• Can't groom beefalo (no beefalo)- "It needs something hitched up."
• Can't groom beefalo (no hair)- "There isn't enough fur to style."
• Can't place fish on Fish Scale-O-Matic (too small)- "This one's just a small fry."
• Can't place oversized crop on Produce Scale (too small)- "Not quite heavy enough."
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "Not even science could make that into a sculpture."
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "We already put something there."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (Ancient Gateway not active)- "It won't resurrect."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (structure wrong)- "It's not put together right."
• Can't rummage (occupied)- "They're elbow deep in junk right now."
• Can't store (occupied)- "I should wait my turn."
• Can't rummage and store (Warly-exclusive object)- "I'm not a fancy enough chef for that."
• Can't shave (someone else's beefalo)- "I won't shave someone else's beefalo!"
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (wrong key)- "Whoops! That wasn't right."
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (Klaus)- "I'm a little preoccupied!!"
• Can't write on sign (in use)- "There's only room for one scribbler."
• Can't build with encumbering item (wrong piece)- "I don't think that was right."
• Can't place in Ancient Gateway (not Ancient Key)- "It's not quite the right shape."
• Can't place in Moon Stone (not staff)- "It's not quite the right shape."
• Caught in Binding Roots- "Help! The garden is fighting back!"
• Caught in Bone Snare- "Sharp! Sharp bones!!"
• Sinkhole warning-
  • "The ground is destabilizing!"
  • "Terrible terralogic waves!"
  • "A tremor!"
• Cave-in warning- "The ceiling is destabilizing!"
• Compass broken- "This compass doesn't point anymore."
• Danger, unable to leave game- "Now's not the time to flee this fight!"
• Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "I can see the light!"
• Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
  • "Pant... Pant..."
  • "Lift... with your back..."
  • "For... science... oof!"
  • "Hngh...!"
  • "Huff... Pant..."
  • "This isn't... gentleman's... work..."
  • "Is this... messing up my hair?"
  • "This is the worst... experiment..."
  • "I should have built... a lifting machine..."
• Failed to lower sail-
  • "Whoops!"
  • "We're not slowing down!"
  • "Failure is success in progress!"
• Failed to read Message in a Bottle- "I can't make anything out in this lighting!"
• Failed to revive Abigail- "It was worth a shot."
• Failed to revive Ghost- "Perhaps this is a bad idea."
• Flare set off by other player- "I wonder who set that flare?"
• Ghost sanity drain- "My humanity is about to start slipping away..."
• Health too low, unable to attune to Meat Effigy- "I don't feel well enough."
• Hitting Ancient Fuelweaver's Shadow Shield- "It's shielded!"
• Klaus enraged- "There's no way to beat it now!!"
• Klaus entering second form- "Its chains came off!"
• Klaus summoning Krampii- "It called for help!"
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 1)- "There's a form trapped inside."
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 2)- "I've almost got it out."
• Mining Inviting Formation (finished)- "You're free!"
• Mushroom Planter needs living log- "A living log would probably be of more use."
• Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "A mushroom would probably be of more use."
• Mushroom Planter won't take Moon Cap- "These mushrooms seem to resist being planted!"
• Not Gem- "I'm not sticking that in there!"
• Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "This gem won't work here."
• Not catching fish-
  • "Where are the fish?"
  • "Maybe I should find a better fishing spot."
  • "I thought there were supposed to be plenty of fish in the sea!"
  • "I could be doing so many more scientific things right now..."
• Paying tribute to Antlion-
  • "A tribute for you, great Antlion."
  • "Allow me to pay tribute."
  • "That'll appease it, for now..."
• Plant diseased pick warning- "Uh, is it supposed to smell like that?"
• Plant diseased dig warning- "It looks better already."
• Refusing to eat invalid food- "I can't eat that!"
• Rowing mistimed-
  • "Too soon!"
  • "My timing is off!"
  • "Not again!"
• Refusing to eat yucky food- "Putting that in my mouth would be disgusting!"
• Shadow Thurible out of fuel- "It's been thuribly depleted."
• Teleporting with Lazy Deserter- "I'm not sure that was science."
• Trees petrifying- "Did I just hear trees screaming?"
• Trying to fish in ocean with Fishing Rod- "This rod wasn't made for deep sea fishing."
• Trying to fish in pond with Sea Fishing Rod- "This rod wasn't made for pond fishing."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, busy)- "I'll try again in a second."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, dead)- "Maybe I'll just hold on to this."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, inventory full)- "Your pockets are too full!"
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, sleeping)- "Too unconscious to care."
• Unable to receive gift (danger)- "I can't open presents with monsters about!"
• Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "I should get off my beefalo first."
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (already bath bombed)- "That would be a waste of a bath bomb."
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (glassed over)- "I can't, the surface is glassed over."
• Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "I can't change while it's on fire!"
• Washing ashore after abandoning ship- "I'm wet, but alive."
• Whirly Fan broken- "My fan has gone with the wind."
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (not Nightmare Fuel)- "Maybe I should experiment with different kinds of fuel..."
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (dormant)- "I suppose the tree has to grow back before we can give it anything."
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror arriving- "What is that- a giant floating eyeball?!"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror leaving- "Get back here, I'm not finished with you yet!"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror returning- "Finally!"
• Talking to plants-
  • "Plant, you are such a good listener."
  • "What a nice plant you are."
  • "Grow plant, grow!"
  • "I always wanted a plant like you."
  • "Hello plant, I'm here for your daily dose of socializing!"

Removed

• Saddle- "Should let me mount some smelly animal."
• Saddlehorn- "I can take the saddle off now."
• Booster Shot- "I seem to have discovered a cure!"
• Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "I might be able to fix it with a fresh log."
• End Table (burnt)- "This is why we can't have nice things."
• Wardrobe- "Maybe I can be even more handsome!"
• Wardrobe (burnt)- "So long, style."
• Mending Tape- "For making some much needed repairs."
• Birds of the World- "At least I won't die of boredom."
• Applied Horticulture- "I might die of boredom."
• Applied Horticulture- "I see no farm in reading that."
• Carved Hornucopia- "It makes me hungry just looking at it."
• Queenly Figure (shaking)- "Something's coming!!"
• Moon Rock Idol- "Huh. It looks kinda like a key."
• Venomeer- "Don't poison me, please!"
• Crystal Tiara- "Those crystals will quickened my abilities."
• Broken Carriage- "It's on a road to nowhere."
• Smashed Clock- "Someone beat that clock."
• Small Grill- "A baby barbecue."
• Slaughter Tools- "Laboratory tools for butchery."
• Cooked Crab Meat- "I can put a good meal together in a pinch."
• Goat Milk- "It's good if you don't think about where it came from."
• Syrup- "For drowning desserts in."
• Old Coin- "I need more than a penny for my thoughts."
• Red Mark- "Feels less than a pound."
• Diseased Twiggy Tree- "It looks sick. More so than usual."
• Jury-Rigged Portal- "It's rickety, but it appears to function. After a fashion..."
• Diseased Grass Tuft (picked)- "Uh, is it supposed to smell like that?"
• Diseased Grass Gekko- "It looks pretty sick."
• No-Eyed Deer- "Is it staring at me? ...No, maybe not."
• Inspecting self- "Is that a mirror?"
• Antlion (paying tribute)-
  • "That'll appease her, for now..."
• Wilson (generic)- "It's Wilson!"
• Wilson (generic)- "Stars and atoms! It's %s!"
• Wilson (attacker)- "That Wilson looks shifty..."
• Wilson (murderer)- "Murderer!"
• Wilson (reviver)- "Wilson, friend of ghosts."
• Wilson (ghost)- "Wilson could use a heart."
• Wilson (ghost)- "Better concoct a revival device. Can't leave a fellow scientist floating."
• Willow (generic)- "It's Willow!"
• Willow (attacker)- "That Willow looks shifty..."
• Willow (murderer)- "Murderer!"
• Willow (reviver)- "Willow, friend of ghosts."
• Willow (ghost)- "Willow could use a heart."
• Wolfgang (generic)- "It's Wolfgang!"
• Wolfgang (attacker)- "That Wolfgang looks shifty..."
• Wolfgang (murderer)- "Murderer!"
• Wolfgang (reviver)- "Wolfgang, friend of ghosts."
• Wolfgang (reviver)- "%s, friend of ghosts."
• Wolfgang (ghost)- "Wolfgang could use a heart."
• Wendy (generic)- "It's Wendy!"
• Wendy (attacker)- "That Wendy looks shifty..."
• Wendy (murderer)- "Murderer!"
• Wendy (reviver)- "Wendy, friend of ghosts."
• Wendy (reviver)- "%s, friend of ghosts."
• Wendy (ghost)- "Wendy could use a heart."
• Wendy (ghost)- "I'm seeing double! I'd better concoct a revival device."
• WX-78 (generic)- "It's WX-78!"
• WX-78 (attacker)- "That WX-78 looks shifty..."
• WX-78 (murderer)- "Murderer!"
• WX-78 (murderer)- "You've violated the first law!"
• WX-78 (reviver)- "WX-78, friend of ghosts."
• WX-78 (reviver)- "Looks like %s got that empathy module up and running."
• WX-78 (ghost)- "WX-78 could use a heart."
• Wickerbottom (generic)- "It's Wickerbottom!"
• Wickerbottom (attacker)- "That Wickerbottom looks shifty..."
• Wickerbottom (attacker)- "I think she's planning to throw the book at me."
• Wickerbottom (murderer)- "Murderer!"
• Wickerbottom (reviver)- "Wickerbottom, friend of ghosts."
• Wickerbottom (ghost)- "Wickerbottom could use a heart."
• Woodie (generic)- "It's Woodie!"
• Woodie (generic)- "Good day, %s!"
• Woodie (attacker)- "That Woodie looks shifty..."
• Woodie (murderer)- "Murderer!"
• Woodie (reviver)- "Woodie, friend of ghosts."
• Woodie (ghost)- "Woodie could use a heart."
• Wes (generic)- "It's Wes!"
• Wes (attacker)- "That Wes looks shifty..."
• Wes (murderer)- "Murderer!"
• Wes (reviver)- "Wes, friend of ghosts."
• Wes (ghost)- "Wes could use a heart."
• Maxwell (generic)- "It's Maxwell!"
• Maxwell (attacker)- "That Maxwell looks shifty..."
• Maxwell (murderer)- "Murderer!"
• Maxwell (reviver)- "Maxwell, friend of ghosts."
• Maxwell (ghost)- "Maxwell could use a heart."
• Wigfrid (murderer)- "She's gone berserk!"
• Other player (generic)- "It's %s!"
• Long Pig- "Flesh is flesh. Where do I draw the line?"
• Cooked Long Pig- "Cooked nice and pink, but still morally gray."
• Long Pig Jerky- "Letting it dry makes it not come from a human, right?"
• Melty Marbles- "Melted. Did the arsonist have a go at these?"
• Second-hand Dentures- "They've quickly become the mime's favorite prop."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "It's hauntingly beautiful."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "It's not the weirdest thing I've seen..."
• Abigail's Flower (ready)- "I'm dying to find out what it does."
• White and Black Bishop- "The magician left his stuff out again."
• White and Black Bishop- "Maxwell left his stuff out again."
• Back Scratcher- "Now I can scratch my back; all my problems are solved!"
• Back Scratcher- "Why does the Viking keep jumping out and hitting me with it??"
• Frayed Yarn- "Maybe I'll brush up on some string theory."
• Lucky Cat Jar- "I think the librarian had a cat."
• Wire Hanger- "Good, I can hang my clothes up if I ever find a hook."
• Mushroom Planter needs living log- "A log would probably be of more use."
• Toadstool escaping- "The toad is losing interest."
• Toadstool escaped- "The toad got away."