Wagstaff (Quotes)

Wagstaff

NPC

Don't Starve

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“Ah! The world is so much more interesting when you can see it!”

–Wagstaff

"Magnificent! What a marvel of engineering!"

This page lists Wagstaff's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wagstaff's quotes for items found in Don't Starve. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Axe- "Employs a wedge of precisely 45 degrees."
• Luxury Axe- "Fascinating! Gold has much more durable properties here."
• Shovel- "It is amazing what some twigs and flint can build."
• Regal Shovel- "Strangely more durable than its stone counterpart."
• Pickaxe- "A useful tool for acquiring minerals."
• Opulent Pickaxe- "Strange, the gold makes it more durable, not less."
• Razor- "Theoretically, it can be used to shave an animal."
• Hammer- "For use on inanimate objects. Akin to a dissection scalpel."
• Pitchfork- "A purposeful tool for prying turf."
• Feather Pencil- "A lightweight writing implement for use on signage."
• Brush- "Theoretically, the brushing of an animal's fur will endear me to them."
• Saddle- "A rudimentary seat for traversing on domesticated animals."
• War Saddle- "Requires a small sacrifice of rabbits for the sake of a war machine."
• Glossamer Saddle- "Using butterfly wings as a construction material significantly lessens its weight."
• Saddlehorn- "A length of curved metal for wresting a saddle off a beast's back."
• Salt Lick- "A cube of sodium to placate my domesticated bovine."

Lights

• Campfire (upon being built)- "Combustion at its finest."
• Fire Pit (upon being built)- "It ignites at the mere introduction of fuel!"
• Campfire (high)- "Hoohooo! An admirable display of thermodynamics!"
• Fire Pit (high)- "Exothermic energy emitting at an alarming rate!"
• Campfire (normal)- "An excellent source of thermal radiation."
• Fire Pit (normal)- "No spark is required to ignite this fire."
• Campfire (low)- "The wavelengths of the thermal waves are getting shorter."
• Fire Pit (low)- "Getting dangerously low to being extinguished."
• Campfire (embers)- "Requires more fuel to continue reacting exothermically."
• Fire Pit (embers)- "It's down to cinders."
• Campfire (out)- "Not even a trace of heat left."
• Fire Pit (out)- "Remarkably, it will ignite on contact with a fuel source."
• Torch- "Portable combustion. Direly needed in this environment."
• Miner Hat- "The lens must focus the bioluminescence."
• Pumpkin Lantern- "Strange. The length of its light emitting properties vary depending on the season."
• Lantern- "A portable source of illumination that will no doubt come in handy."

Survival

• Backpack- "A fancy free way to bear my impedimenta."
• Piggyback- "An epiphany in transporting technology."
• Bird Trap- "An state-of-the-art snare for those elusive birds."
• Bug Net- "An adequate replacement for the insect collecting tools I left at home."
• Fishing Rod- "An elementary tool. Yet a very useful one."
• Straw Roll- "The aroma of sweet hay has a lethargic effect."
• Fur Roll- "Preposterously effective at producing lethargy."
• Tent- "Its restorative properties are quite intriguing."
• Trap- "A rudimentary invention to abduct small creatures."
• Honey Poultice- "An excellent implementation of honey's antibiotic effect."
• Healing Salve- "A panacea of spider venom."
• Umbrella- "A portable canopy for the sun and the rain."
• Compass-
  • N- "North."
  • S- "South."
  • E- "East."
  • W- "West."
  • NE- "Northeast."
  • SE- "Southeast."
  • NW- "Northwest."
  • SW- "Southwest."
• Compass (generic)- "Theoretically, it is attracted to the magnetic poles of this world."
• Compass (broken)- "I'll have to navigate henceforth without a compass."
• Bundling Wrap- "A consolidation of rope and paper makes for good wrapping."
• Bundled Supplies- "Amazing! The weight of the items inside are reduced when bundled together!"

Food

• Crock Pot (empty)- "In need of ingredients."
• Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "I'll recite the digits of pi while I wait."
• Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Must be using high frequency radiation to cook."
• Crock Pot (finished)- "Done already? Remarkable!"
• Bee Box- "A factory for industrious insects."
• Bee Box (no honey)- "Currently empty. I shall have to rectify that."
• Bee Box (some honey)- "The process is not yet complete."
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "Those bugs have produced a good deal of honey!"
• Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "Gardening fundamentals seem to work the same here."
• Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "It's growing at a remarkable rate!"
• Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "It would benefit from further fertilization."
• Ice Box- "Just like the ice boxes at home."
• Drying Rack- "Not the most sophisticated tool but it will do."
• Drying Rack (drying)- "Still undergoing the evaporation process."
• Drying Rack (finished)- "Food dries so rapidly here!"

Science

• Science Machine- "How interesting! Proximity affects its usability."
• Alchemy Engine- "Even alchemy operates differently here."
• Thermal Measurer- "Amazing! Gold has mercurial properties here."
• Rainometer- "Those elements would never make a barometer at home."
• Lightning Rod- "Attracts the electrostatic discharge of a lightning strike."
• Lightning Rod (charged)- "Curious, it gives off light energy but no thermal energy."
• Gunpowder- "An ingenious invention. Capable of much destruction."

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomploshrine- "A puzzle! Let's hope it's a good one!"

Fight

• Spear- "Not incredibly effective weapon, but it has other uses."
• Ham Bat- "Remarkably destructive yet still susceptible to food spoilage."
• Boomerang- "The unbalanced aerodynamic forces acting upon it create an eliptical airborne path."
• Boomerang (hit self)- "Missed! My calculations must be off."
• Blow Dart- "A potent pneumatic projectile weapon."
• Sleep Dart- "This mixture of bee stinger and feather has a soporific effect!"
• Fire Dart- "Curious. What produces the spark that consumes the charcoal?"
• Football Helmet- "Has oddly large protective qualities given its considerable softness."
• Grass Suit- "Approximately a 1 on the Mohs Scale."
• Log Suit- "I can study my attackers more closely with this rudimentary armor."
• Marble Suit- "Its weight increases when worn, but not when carried. Fascinating!"
• Bee Mine- "An absolute revelation agrarian warfare."
• Tooth Trap- "How magnificently unmerciful!"

Structures

• Birdcage- "An intricate enclosure for scrutinizing the local wildlife."
• Birdcage (occupied)- "Fascinating! This bird has alchemical abilities."
• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "It sleeps standing up. Curious."
• Pig House- "That house has been built at an alarmingly obtuse angle."
• Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "How many porcine people fit in there?"
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Fascinating! They think they're hiding."
• Rabbit Hutch- "Where do they grow the material for their habitats?"
• Hay Wall (held)- "Not terribly heavy."
• Hay Wall- "A temporary structure if I ever saw one."
• Wood Wall (held)- "Segment of a wall made from boards and rope."
• Wood Wall- "Sufficient for the short term."
• Stone Wall (held)- "It would be more useful if it were placed on the ground."
• Stone Wall- "Some solid protection to prevent unwanted trespassing."
• Chest- "Has a lock, but it does not require a key. Curious."
• Sign- "Curious. It's somehow entangled with my map."
• Potted Fern- "A bit of horticulture warms the spirit."
• Mini Sign (held)- "Its function is better realized when it is stuck in the ground."
• Mini Sign (empty)- "It will be of better use if it's drawn upon."
• Mini Sign (drawn on)- "A wonderfully effective way to categorize my things."
• Wood Fence (held)- "Theoretically, this would be of better use in the ground."
• Wood Fence- "A simple but effective way to control the wanderings of domestic animals."
• Wood Gate (held)- "I firmly believe this could be of better use in the ground."
• Wood Gate- "A gate. Evidence suggests you can go through it."

Refine

• Rope- "Refined grass braided into quite a durable cord."
• Boards- "Board fabrication without planing tools! Extraordinary!"
• Cut Stone- "Rectangular cuboid stonework with many uses."
• Papyrus- "This paper has interesting clothlike properties."
• Purple Gem- "Amazingly adept at focusing the dark fuel."
• Nightmare Fuel- "I must find a way to return with this. It will revolutionize the world!!"
• Beeswax- "Refined byproduct of honey production."
• Wax Paper- "The melding of paper and wax for the purpose of preservation."

Magic

• Meat Effigy- "A chance to learn from failure."
• Prestihatitator- "Ah yes! Exactly the knowledge I seek."
• Shadow Manipulator- "For harnessing the dark forces lurking about."
• Pan Flute- "Proven to produce a sonamolant song."
• Night Light- "Amazing. It emits a psychic attack along with light energy!"
• Night Armor- "Armor made from the dark fuel! I cannot wait to see its effects."
• Dark Sword- "Dark fuel forged into a fascinating weapon! Its military applications are endless!"
• One-man Band- "That wonderful dark fuel is augmenting the effectiveness of my playing."
• Bat Bat- "Amazing! It converts psychic energy into kinetic energy."
• Belt of Hunger- "This dark fuel could truly solve the world's hunger problems."
• Chilled Amulet- "An endothermic device somehow activated by its proximity to my sternum."
• Nightmare Amulet- "It uses dark fuel to induce psychic attack! I love it."
• Life Giving Amulet- "Finally a way to experience what death is like!"
• Fire Staff- "The dark fuel is feeding the gem's exothermic properties!"
• Ice Staff- "The stone must concentrate the endothermic energy."
• Telelocator Staff- "So it is possible to bend three dimensional space. I knew it!"
• Telelocator Focus (full)- "A focus for spacetime manipulation."
• Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "Requires stones of an amaranthine color."
• Telolocator Socket (full)- "Contains a precisely placed gem of a particular pigment."
• Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "Requires stones of an amaranth color."

Dress

• Sewing Kit- "The hound's tooth needle has proven quite dependable."
• Rabbit Earmuffs- "Keeps in thermal waves. Keeps out sound waves."
• Straw Hat- "Required a large amount of grass to construct. But fairly worth the effort."
• Beefalo Hat- "A captivating cap for cattle camouflage. And it keeps me warm!"
• Beekeeper Hat- "Its translucent mesh allows for closer contact."
• Feather Hat- "Attracting birds. Perhaps they think me one of them?"
• Winter Hat- "A knitted hat constructed from silk and grass."
• Top Hat- "An extravagant hat. And one that is affecting my brain waves."
• Dapper Vest- "The hound's tooth has proven quite comfortable. Interesting..."
• Breezy Vest- "Allows for proper air convection."
• Puffy Vest- "Allows for proper air conduction."
• Bush Hat- "How odd! Such a rudimentary disguise, yet so effective."
• Garland- "It counteracts the effects of psychic attack! Fascinating!"
• Walking Cane- "Amazing! It passes kinetic energy onto its user."

Ancient

• Thulecite- "That captivating dark fuel is concentrated in these stones."
• Thulecite Wall (held)- "A wall segment made from the endemic technology."
• Thulecite Wall- "Fascinating! I would love to decipher those markings."
• Thulecite Medallion (min)- "It's attuned to areas of psychic attack."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "It's picking up fluctuations."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "It's releasing a pulse. Almost as if it were alive!"
• Thulecite Medallion (max)- "Hohoo! I'm being hit with fluctuating psychic attacks!"
• Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "The pulses are coming less frequently now."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "The psychic attacks are over. What a shame!"
• Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "I'll need to find a place where this works."
• The Lazy Forager- "The dark fuel must be somehow manipulating electromagnetic forces."
• Magiluminescence- "A dark fuel infused discharger of kinetic and light energy."
• Construction Amulet- "A facilitator for the breaking of the laws of conservation!"
• The Lazy Explorer- "Quite similar to my Telebrella but it uses that fascinating dark fuel!"
• Star Caller's Staff- "The dark fuel in this staff allows me to break all known laws of physics!"
• Deconstruction Staff- "The stone must act as a conduit for the dark energy."
• Pick/Axe- "A revelation! Two tools have been merged into one!"
• Thulecite Crown- "A solid field is being created out of the dark fuel. What a revelation!"
• Thulecite Suit- "That wonderful dark fuel provides an extra barrier to this armor."
• Thulecite Club- "That fascinating dark energy has amplified the brutality of this weapon."
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "Those rocks possess considerable power."
• Houndius Shootius- "It forms a loyalty to its manufacturer! How fascinating!"

Nature - Plants

• Evergreen- "I deduce it's not one of the possessed kind."
• Lumpy Evergreen- "It must undergo some kind of spontaneous generation."
• Spiky Tree- "It abounds with twigs."
• Evergreen (stump)- "Excellent specimen. I should perform a necropsy on it!"
• Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "The cross section of a tree I have cleaved."
• Spiky Tree (stump)- "Cleaving it has cut short its ability to survive."
• Evergreen (burning)- "Undergoing an exothermic redox reaction."
• Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "Combustion at work."
• Spiky Tree (burning)- "Scientific proof that this tree is combustible."
• Evergreen (burnt)- "Just soot and ash now."
• Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "Apt to become air particulate at the first stiff breeze."
• Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Evidence that a fire has occurred here recently."
• Evergreen (sapling)- "I suspect it will grow quickly, like most things in this world."
• Log- "Cross-section of a tree. For fuel and construction purposes."
• Log (burning)- "Combusting beautifully."
• Charcoal- "The result of pyrolysis."
• Pine Cone- "My favorite portable Fibonacci sequence."
• Marble Tree- "A deposit of metamorphic rock in the form of a tree."
• Totally Normal Tree (normal and stump)- "I've never seen such vitality in a tree!"
• Living Log- "I do wish logs at home were similarly afflicted."
• Sapling- "I predict it will be a tree soon enough."
• Sapling (picked)- "Experience dictates it will grow back."
• Sapling (burning)- "All wood will burn."
• Sapling (held)- "I will endeavor to find suitable soil for this."
• Twigs- "A common resource with a remarkable amount of applications.
• Grass Tuft- "Has an unusually strong tensile strength."
• Grass Tuft (picked)- "Luckily the growth rate here is extraordinarily rapid."
• Grass Tuft (barren)- "I deduce it requires fertilization."
• Grass Tuft (burning)- "An alluring example of thermodynamics."
• Grass Tuft (held)- "Just as adaptable as the grass types I'm used to."
• Cut Grass- "I've never seen such tensile strength in a grass before!"
• Berry Bush- "I detect a slight smell of primrose."
• Berry Bush (picked)- "Fortuitously, those fruit germinates quickly here."
• Berry Bush (barren)- "If my theory is correct, the bush requires some cultivation."
• Berry Bush (burning)- "
• Berry Bush (held)- "Quite adaptable to different soils."
• Reeds- "Good for paper, if it is anything like its earthly counterparts."
• Reeds (burning)- "Apparently susceptible to combustion."
• Reeds (picked)- "Theoretically, they will grow back."
• Cut Reeds- "Pliable yet tough. Very useful. Very useful indeed."
• Plant- "An exceptional example of plant life here."
• Plant (growing)- "Germinating rapidly."
• Plant (ready to be picked)- "It has an exceptionally rapid growth rate."
• Marsh Plant- "A decorative plant of no practical use."
• Spiky Bush- "An abundant source of twigs."
• Spiky Bush (picked)- "Given the rapid growth rate here, it should grow back soon."
• Spiky Bush (burning)- "Wood is combustible. Even in this damp environment."
• Spiky Bush (held)- "Strange, those barbarous thorns aren't harmful like this."
• Flower- "I feel oddly comforted by picking these. How compelling..."
• Petals- "Smells faintly of chamomile."
• Evil Flower- "Theoretically it has been in contact with some of that dark fuel."
• Dark Petals- "I calculate it's been infused with dark fuel."
• Carrot (planted)- "A root vegetable that's gathering soil nutrients."
• Red Mushroom- "A red capped mushroom. Theoretically, it's poisonous."
• Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "The season is conducive to fungus growing."
• Red Mushroom (picked)- "I can reasonably assume it will grow back soon."
• Green Mushroom- "I will have to cook it to take advantage of its medicinal properties."
• Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "A sure sign the ground is saturated with water."
• Green Mushroom (picked)- "An influx of rain will cause it to grow again."
• Blue Mushroom- "This will most certainly not agree with me."
• Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "A fungal discovery!"
• Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Presumably it will regrow when on adequately saturated ground."

Nature - Objects

• Beehive- "It vibrates with activity."
• Killer Bee Hive- "It vibrates with activity."
• Honeycomb- "Enough to start a new hive."
• Hound Mound- "Are there hounds hiding within it?"
• Bones- "A beastly banquet has left a pile of skeletal remains."
• Touch Stone- "Another chance to fulfill my destiny!"
• Obelisk (sane, up)- "Ingenious! It must be tuning in to my beta waves!"
• Obelisk (sane, down)- "I would very much like to talk with its engineer!"
• Obelisk (insane, up)- "Fantastic, technology dependent on psychic attack."
• Obelisk (insane, down)- "I would very much like to introduce this technology to the population back home."
• Harp Statue- "Who could this be modeled after? And where is his head?"
• Marble Pillar- "I would very much like to talk to the architect of that structure."
• Marble- "The mineral used by the architect of those mysterious statues."
• Rundown House- "What are they getting up to in there?"
• Merm Head- "Strangely supple dermis for something that's deceased."
• Pig Head- "It appears to be a conduit for dark forces."
• Pig Torch- "It appears to be unusually compelling to those aggressive humanoid pigs."
• Basalt- "Immutable. It mocks my curiosity!"
• Boulder- "A collection of sedimentary rocks."
• Rocks- "A collection of sedimentary rocks."
• Flint- "Its sharpness can be exploited to build many rudimentary tools."
• Nitre- "A magnificent mineral with endothermic properties!"
• Gold Nugget- "Oddly more common here than lead or copper."
• Grave- "Could potentially yield secret property. And a poltergeist."
• Grave (dug)- "Defiled for the sake of knowledge."
• Suspicious Dirt Pile- "I speculate that dirt pile is newly formed."
• Animal Track- "Fascinating! There must be others."
• Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Drat! I've lost track of my quarry."
• Animal Track (found)- "A beast lurks nearby. How interesting!"
• Wooden Thing- "My design is quite similar to this. Though, without those runes..."
• Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Evidently, it requires a few more items."
• Wooden Thing (locked)- "Requires a PR-76 tuned to the right frequency."
• Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "An inspired design! I must remember it for building future portals!"
• Ring Thing- "Perfect! Its circumference is exactly to specifications."
• Crank Thing- "A crank! And it's a perfect fit!"
• Box Thing- "Ah yes! This is exactly what I need."
• Metal Potato Thing- "An imperfectly constructed head of an automaton. I will put it to good use."
• Worm Hole- "A fascinating creature with incredible intestines!"
• Worm Hole (open)- "I'm immensely curious to discover what would happen if I jumped inside."
• Worm Hole (exited)- "Fascinating. It violates all known laws of physics."
• Pond- "What fish reside within?"
• Skeleton- "Ah. I have seen quite a few of those in my time."
• Spider Den- "It appears to be growing. Almost as if it were alive."
• Spider Eggs- "A spider den in its juvenile form."
• Rabbit Hole- "Based on past experience, I can deduce there are rabbits within."
• Walrus Camp- "A dome shelter. Is a walrus capable of constructing that?"
• Walrus Camp (empty)- "Incredible. Just a hole, no signs of a camp at all."
• Sunken Boat- "What a curious parrot! I wonder if he'll speak with me."
• Sunken Boat (empty)- "Evidentaly, there were a number of sailors here before me."
• Flotsam- "Debris from a shipwreck. But whose ship?"

Nature - Caves

• Plugged Sinkhole- "There is something strange about that rock.",
• Sinkhole (generic)- "There is something down there. I must investigate."
• Sinkhole (open)- "Its dark dampness intrigues me."
• Exit to Surface (generic)- "It's far too interesting down here to leave."
• Exit to Surface (open)- "Onwards and upwards!"
• Red Mushtree- "Fungal parasites are taking over."
• Green Mushtree- "Fascinating! Fungus camouflagued as a tree!"
• Blue Mushtree- "I believe that fungus is assaulting that tree."
• Light Flower (single)- "Is it radioactive? I hope so."
• Light Flower (double)- "Have they an attraction to one another?"
• Light Flower (triple)- "A cluster of chemiluminescent blossoms."
• Light Bulb- "Chemiluminescence at work."
• Stalagmite- "Presumably it's formed from ceiling drippings."
• Stalagmite (pointy)- "Quite an interesting geometric shape."
• Spilagmite- "I am very curious about its arachnid generating properties."
• Slurtle Mound- "An intriguingly complex structure of ooze and crud."
• Splumonkey Pod- "Holds a concentrated compound of fun.",
• Fern- "Rudimentary plant life."
• Foliage- "I predict stomach upset resulting from it consumption."
• Cave Banana Tree- "Astonishing! Truly fascinating!"
• Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "

Nature - Ruins

• Ruins Sinkhole- "Aha! I'm certain this will lead to knowledge."
• Ancient Statue- "An outstanding resource for dark fuel conduits."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "I must repair this machine!"
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "It reveals an entirely new branch of science!"
• Algae- "Not unlike a piece of coral."
• Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "Outstanding! Look at that machinery!"
• Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "The cogwheels are quite precise! All my extensive knowledge shall be put to work fixing this."
• Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "I've never seen such inspired work!"
• Relic- "Where has this civilization gone? I must find them!"
• Relic (broken)- "I must know more about these relics! Its mysteries are preoccupying!"
• Thulecite Fragments- "Discharging small packets of dark energy."
• Cave Lichen- "It's truly amazing that something could grow in this environment."
• Ornate Chest- "It's sending off strange electromagnetic waves."
• Large Ornate Chest- "I suspect a trap, but the lure of curiosity is strong."
• Nightmare Light- "Yet another ingenious use of that fascinating dark fuel."

Turfs

• Wooden Flooring- "Saturated with creakiness."
• Carpeted Flooring- "Akin to a square wool rug."
• Checkerboard Flooring- "Strange that marble would make checkered flooring."
• Cobblestones- "A collection of cobblestones."
• Forest Turf- "Contains many nutrients."
• Grass Turf- "Relatively good sod."
• Marsh Turf- "A spongy consistency."
• Rocky Turf- "Not especially good for planting."
• Savanna Turf- "The soil of a warm climate."
• Mud Turf- "Mud seeps through everything."
• Guano Turf- "Smells faintly of droppings."
• Slimy Turf- "Has a high viscosity."
• Fungal Turf (blue)- "It appears overrun by blight."
• Fungal Turf (red)- "Has a cavelike feel to it."
• Fungal Turf (green)- "Altogether marshy."
• Cave Rock Turf- "Barren ground."

Mobs - Monsters

• Clockwork Knight- "A triumphant piece of combat ready cogwork."
• Clockwork Bishop- "A marvel in clockwork machinery!"
• Clockwork Rook- "Such admirable clockwork! I will examine it more closely when I destroy it."
• Damaged Knight- "I would very much like to see its insides."
• Damaged Bishop- "An exceptional piece of clockwork."
• Damaged Rook- "I myself am not much of a chess player."
• Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Show yourself! I've been waiting to meet you."
• Charlie (attacked by)- "I've been bitten! Fascinating!"
• Hound- "Akin to the canines I'm familiar with, but delightfully more contentious."
• Red Hound- "How delightfully volatile!"
• Blue Hound- "Curious, it appears blue gems are sometimes formed within them."
• Hound's Tooth- "It is radiating thermal energy. How curious."
• Spider- "I've never heard such a vocal arachnid!"
• Spider Warrior- "The green appears to indicate an aggressive type."
• Spider (sleeping)- "Incredible! It appears to be snoring!"
• Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I can examine it more closely this way."
• Spider (dead)- "I would like to dissect that."
• Spider Warrior (dead)- "They have the curious trait of rolling onto their back when they expire."
• Spider Gland- "Properly processed, this could have medicinal properties."
• Silk- "Of a remarkable tensile strength. It could be used as cloth."
• Krampus- "He appears to be drawn to my moral ambiguity."
• Krampus Sack- "Holds more supplies but weighs less than a backpack. It defies all known laws of physics!"
• Merm- "A marvelous humanoid. Perhaps it has evolved from the marshy depths."
• Frog- "A impressive criminal of the animal kingdom!"
• Frog (sleeping)- "I can examine it more closely in its sonamolant state."
• Frog (dead)- "Fantastic! It's ready for dissection."
• Tentacle- "Arms from the depths! But where is the rest of the body?"
• Tentacle Spike- "A ruthless weapon I should put to frequent use."
• Tentacle Spots- "A stretchy consistency. Not unlike rubber."
• Big Tentacle (1)- "The temptation to wake it up is almost unbearable."
• Big Tentacle (2)- "The life cycle of these creatures is truly amazing!"
• Big Slimy Pit- "I postulate it was made by a large tentacle."
• Baby Tentacle- "Glorious! A grasping gargantuan appendage!"
• Guardian Pig- "A fascinating display of aggressive behavior."
• Werepig- "Amazing! This world's celestial satellite is influential on its terrestrial inhabitants!"
• Ghost- "A poltergeist not affected by the dark fuel."
• MacTusk- "I wish I could converse with them, but they appear hostile to strangers."
• Wee MacTusk- "Did he weave that wonderful piece of tartan?"
• Walrus Tusk- "Just as I suspected. It's a big tooth."
• Tam o' Shanter- "Marvelously constructed to prevent psychic attack."
• Mosquito- "Fascinating. Do they carry diseases like the ones I know?"
• Mosquito (held)- "Its plasma sacks are quite valuable for medicinal purposes."
• Mosquito Sack- "Quite convenient should I need to perform a plasma infusion on myself."
• Nearby Mosquitoes- "I'll keep my blood, thank you!"
• Cave Spider- "Does its eye allow it to see in the infrared? I wonder..."
• Spitter- "It appears arachnids here don't spin webs from their posterior."
• Batilisk- "Hmmm... Are its red glowing eyes somehow connected to its animosity?"
• Meat Bulb- "Much like the anglerfish, its lure is very tempting."
• Fleshy Bulb- "What an amazing amalgam of flower and flesh."
• Eyeplant- "A wonderfully ravenous blossom!"
• Slurper- "Truly outstanding ocular sockets!"
• Slurper Pelt- "A pelt of pabulum properties!"
• Dangling Depth Dweller- "Fascinating. They make gravity work for them."
• Depths Worm (emerged)- "A glorious creature from the depths!"
• Depths Worm (lure)- "Fascinating! Irradiating fruit!"
• Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Emanating minuscule amounts of thermal energy."
• Ewecus- "A harsh and phlegmatic creature."
• Steel Wool- "Compositionally unique from wool I'm used to."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Beefalo- "What compelling eyes!"
• Beefalo (follower)- "It likes me! And I, it."
• Beefalo (sleeping)- "Now would be the ideal time to shear it."
• Beefalo (naked)- "Fascinating! Its hair is already rapidly growing back."
• Beefalo (domesticated)- "Its behavior has grown more docile over time."
• Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "Docility has a direct relation to nourishment in these creatures."
• Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "In theory, I should be able to ride this one."
• Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "Displaying a compelling array of aggressive behavior."
• Beefalo Wool- "Radiating a musty smell."
• Beefalo Horn- "Durable and convenient for carving, similar to the tusks from home."
• Baby Beefalo- "The juveniles must be afflicted with some kind of alopecia areata."
• Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "They appear to be dreaming."
• Bee- "I am oddly intrigued by its sadistic nature."
• Killer Bee- "These bees undergo a chromatic change relative to their aggression."
• Bee (held)- "Performing an absolutely captivating waggle dance."
• Killer Bee (held)- "Curious. Why is it not stinging me?"
• Stinger- "Its small size and sharp point will come in handy."
• Pig (normal and sleeping)- "Interesting. They have acquired a rudimentary level of speech."
• Pig (follower)- "Excellent. I now have a laborer I can put to work."
• Pig (dead)- "A shame. They are good at menial work."
• Pig Skin- "The rump of a humanoid pig with the properties of leather."
• Bunnyman and Beardlord- "I much prefer their darker form."
• Bunny Puff- "A 10.6 on the "Fluffiness Index"."
• Koalefant- "Ah ha! I have discovered the maker of all those tracks."
• Winter Koalefant- "Its coat color appears to be dependent on the season."
• Pengull- "Has a considerably larger beak than I'm used to."
• Rock Lobster- "A geological golem! If only it could answer my many questions."
• Slurtle- "Has a frustrating trait of not wanting to be dissected."
• Snurtle- "A copious amount of creatures in this environment have a diet of minerals."
• Slurtle Slime- "An astounding explosive fuel produced from snail mucus!"
• Broken Shell- "Perhaps they can be re-fused somehow."
• Shelmet- "I calculate it's about a six on the Mohs Scale."
• Snurtle Shell Armor- "Its camouflaging properties work preposterously well."
• Splumonkey- "Akin to its earthly kin."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Butterfly- "Strange that I haven't yet seen any caterpillars."
• Butterfly (held)- "I must remember to be careful with its delicate wings."
• Crow- "A feathered creature that looks remarkably like a crow."
• Crow (held)- "I could study it better in some kind of cage."
• Redbird- "In many ways similar to the ones at home. In many ways quite different."
• Redbird (held)- "I wonder what those eyes have seen."
• Snowbird- "There's a strange relation between birds and the proximity of seeds here."
• Snowbird (held)- "If only I could see through those eyes."
• Jet Feather- "Interesting! Feathers appear to have properties wholly unique from each other."
• Crimson Feather- "Epidermal growth with several exploitable properties."
• Azure Feather- "Only available in the cold season."
• Gobbler- "Appears to have a fixation on the berries."
• Eye Bone- "Quite alluring. Especially to my furry companion."
• Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "It's been dormant since the death of my furry companion."
• Eye Bone (ashes)- "The bone has lost its appealing characteristics."
• Chester- "An animal with nine stomachs! And capable of such regurgitation."
• Rabbit and Beardling- "Undergoes an incredible metamorphosis at the proximity of a psychic attack."
• Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "Wringing its neck would be the fastest way to end its life."
• Fireflies- "Enchantingly elusive bioluminescence."
• Fireflies (held)- "An exploitable source of bioluminescence."
• Mandrake (planted)- "The appearance of that root raises my curiosity."
• Mandrake (follower)- "Its screech is of a remarkably annoying register."
• Mandrake (dead)- "It appears to be adverse to light rays."
• Mandrake (cooked)- "Smells faintly of thebaine.
• Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ugh, my head!"

Mobs - Tallbird family

• Tallbird- "That eye! How penetrating!"
• Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "Oh wonderful! It contains an egg!"
• Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Not currently occupied with an ovum."
• Tallbird Egg- "I would very much like to incubate this."
• Fried Tallbird Egg- "Strange. It appears to be unfertilized."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Has a rather short incubation time."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "It is soaking up the thermal waves!"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "In need of thermal energy."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "It is soaking up the thermal waves."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Its hatching is imminent!"
• Smallbird- "Their legs must go through a rapid growth spurt at some point."
• Smallbird (hungry)- "Perhaps it will eat the food I cannot."
• Smallbird (starving)- "Requires immediate sustenance!"
• Smallish Tallbird- "Its legs underwent an incredible growth spurt!"
• Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "Requires sustenance to continue."
• Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "In dire need of food!"
• Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Ooh! Ouch! What a curious bird!"

Mobs - Bosses

• Treeguard (normal and lumpy)- "If I could only take such possessed topiaries home with me!"
• Spider Queen- "Did she evolve from the spider den?"
• Spiderhat- "A brain wave converter! Incredible!"
• Deerclops- "Displays an intriguing amount of hostility toward architecture."
• Deerclops Eyeball- "Theoretically, it has some connection to the dark forces here."
• Ancient Guardian- "Astonishingly similar to its clockwork counterpart."
• Guardian's Horn- "It's emitting strange wavelengths of energy."

Mobs - Other

• Maxwell- "Looks like a man who could answer some of my quandaries."
• Pig King- "From his demeanor I can surmise he's an influential pig, keen on trade."
• Wes (trapped)- "A performance artist! Who could have imprisoned him like this?"
• Abigail- "

Food - Meats

• Egg- "Raw egg will unquestionably cause indigestion."
• Egg (cooked)- "Mmm mmm! Palatable protein."
• Meat- "A fascinating display of Voronoi patterns."
• Cooked Meat- "Theoretically it won't cause stomach upset."
• Jerky- "Theoretically, it's less susceptible to spoilage now."
• Morsel- "A tiny bit of protein. I will need to cook it though."
• Cooked Morsel- "Based on past experiments, I deduce I can eat this."
• Small Jerky- "Ah, this should tide me over for a while."
• Monster Meat- "Interesting, it is neither a red meat nor a white meat."
• Cooked Monster Meat- "An interesting experiment. Shall I risk it?"
• Monster Jerky- "Edible, but not enticing."
• Leafy Meat- "I can say with certainty that consuming this will cause me distress."
• Cooked Leafy Meat- "A wholly unusual chimera of meat and vegetation."
• Drumstick- "Raw fowl is not something I'd like to experiment eating."
• Fried Drumstick- "A protein packed appendage I can consume!"
• Fish- "Remarkable! Upon its death, 'X's appear on its eyes."
• Cooked Fish- "I shall endeavor to avoid the bones."
• Eel- "As is, my stomach can't take it."
• Cooked Eel- "Smells delicious. Perhaps I may consume it."
• Koalefant Trunk- "Fascinating! Even its trunk changes color!"
• Winter Koalefant Trunk- "It has an extra layer of insulation for the winter time."
• Koalefant Trunk Steak- "A parboiled proboscis."
• Frog Legs- "I predict my stomach will reject this foodstuff."
• Cooked Frog Legs- "Oh! A rare delicacy I can enjoy!"
• Batilisk Wing- "Oddly heavy for a flying appendage."
• Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Shall I experiment on its edibility?"

Food - Fruits

• Berries- "Oh no. I couldn't possibly eat these."
• Roasted Berries- "In theory I can digest this mush of fruit."
• Cave Banana- "A fruit that grows in a cave environment. Fascinating!"
• Cooked Cave Banana- "I do hope I can digest this without consequences."
• Dragon Fruit- "Quite colorful, but not good for my digestion."
• Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Ah! Food I can consume!"
• Durian- "Not anything I want to experiment with eating."
• Extra Smelly Durian- "A consumable psychic attack!"
• Pomegranate- "A rare fruit, but I'd rather not eat it raw."
• Sliced Pomegranate- "Looks delicious. I do hope I can consume this."

Food - Vegetables

• Carrot- "Looks nutritious. But I cannot eat it like this."
• Roasted Carrot- "My stomach should be able to process this in its current form."
• Corn- "A fascinating display of Voronoi patterns."
• Popcorn- "Tasty treats formed from a influx of energy."
• Eggplant- "I can reliably predict this will upset my stomach."
• Braised Eggplant- "Braising is scientifically proven to settle my stomach."
• Pumpkin- "I predict it will make for an excellent lantern."
• Hot Pumpkin- "A bit of cooked vegetable is good for the constitution."
• Red Cap- "Liable to cause me intestinal distress in its current form."
• Cooked Red Cap- "I can reasonably deduce this will cause me psychic harm."
• Green Cap- "Raw fungus is not something my stomach can process."
• Cooked Green Cap- "I deduce the cooking has made it more digestible."
• Blue Cap- "This most certainly will not agree with me."
• Cooked Blue Cap- "Good for the clarity of mind."
• Glow Berry- "Bioluminescence or radioluminescence?"
• Lichen- "It's inadvisable that I should consume this without cooking it first."

Food - Crock Pot

• Bacon and Eggs- "Theoretically, my stomach will process this with no ill effects."
• Butter Muffin- "A curative confectionary. And one I can eat!"
• Dragonpie- "Theoretically, it could feed me for days!"
• Fishsticks- "Fascinating! Where has the stick gone to?"
• Fish Tacos- "Quite delicious concoction of fish and corn."
• Fist Full of Jam- "I predict eating this will be an enjoyable experience."
• Froggle Bunwich- "Ah. Some sustenance I can digest."
• Fruit Medley- "A lovely concoction of consumables."
• Honey Ham- "A veritable feast of meat and sweetener."
• Honey Nuggets- "Tiny morsels of sweet protein. Excellent for my digestion."
• Kabobs- "The stick in this meat has added to its consumability."
• Mandrake Soup- "Death has not prevented that vegetable from enjoying a bath."
• Meatballs- "These round spheres of meat should be digestible."
• Meaty Stew- "Ah yes. This looks exquisite."
• Monster Lasagna- "A pungent pasta that will no doubt do me harm."
• Pierogi- "Pockets of victuals."
• Powdercake- "This would give my stomach a turn. I dare not eat it."
• Pumpkin Cookies- "What a delightful recipe!"
• Ratatouille- "Finally a simple dish which won't cause me intestinal distress."
• Stuffed Eggplant- "Erupting with nourishment."
• Taffy- "Comprised mostly of honey. But I am not complaining."
• Turkey Dinner- "I do hope my stomach can take it."
• Unagi- "I do hope this doesn't cause stomach upset."
• Waffles- "Waffles made without flour. What a wonderful place this is!"
• Wet Goop- "Completely devoid of nutrition and sustenance."

Food - Other

• Seeds- "I cannot eat them like this. They're better off in the ground."
• Carrot Seeds- "I cannot eat them like this."
• Corn Seeds- "I should plant this so it will germinate."
• Dragon Fruit Seeds- "It could be planted, provided I find suitable soil."
• Durian Seeds- "Theoretically, these will grow durians."
• Eggplant Seeds- "These need a nutrient rich soil to grow."
• Pomegranate Seeds- "Seeds to be planted for gardening."
• Pumpkin Seeds- "Fantastic! I wonder what crops it will yield."
• Toasted Seeds- "A nice, light digestible snack."
• Honey- "Suitable for an ingredient, but raw honey actuates my stomach problems."
• Butterfly Wings- "Delightful! Deceased butterfly wings have medicinal properties here."
• Butter- "Butter does wonders for my stomach."
• Rot- "No longer ideal for consuming."
• Rotten Egg- "Smells sulfuric. Excellent!"
• Phlegm- "Based on past experience, I hope I do not have to consume this."

Misc Items

• Blueprint- "What an ingenious design!"
• Gears- "Remarkably versatile cogs! They could fit some of my creations."
• Ashes- "Nothing but burnt carbon."
• Ashes of item- "I believe it is a burnt bone."
• Red Gem- "The geometric cut to this gem appears to optimally focus exothermic energy."
• Blue Gem- "Its geometrical shape concentrates endothermic energy."
• Yellow Gem- "A study in proper proportion of sines of angles of incidence and refraction."
• Green Gem- "Geometric optics at work."
• Orange Gem- "Curious, prismatic shapes such as this never occur naturally."
• Beard Hair- "Facial hair that can be used for the manufacturing of belongings."
• Manure- "A remarkably massive mound of manure!"
• Guano- "Those bats produce a curiously large mound of dung for such small creatures."
• Melty Marbles- "Glass blown into spheres and fused together."
• Fake Kazoo- "A shame it's broken. I enjoy the sound of a thin membrane vibrating in a hollow tube."
• Gord's Knot- "Curious. Some force prevents me from untying it."
• Gnome- "How strange. Who would need such things here?"
• Tiny Rocketship- "Marvelous! I would very much like one on a bigger scale."
• Frazzled Wires- "Ingenius! Color coding wires would make them easier to distinguish their composition."
• Ball and Cup- "There's a trick to it. I know it!"
• Hardened Rubber Bung- "I would love to know this got here."
• Mismatched Buttons- "Buttons. But none fit my clothing."
• Second-hand Dentures- "Has someone lost their dental work?"
• Lying Robot- "A rudimentary design, lifeless and uninspiring."
• Dessicated Tentacle- "Marvelous! A severed limb!"
• Dwarf Star- "It's particularly good at focusing light."

Adventure Mode

• Divining Rod (in starting base)- "Interesting. A PR-76. Did it come in with me?"
• Divining Rod- "Ha! Haha! It's my PR-76!"
• Divining Rod (cold)- "I've tuned in to a low frequency signal!"
• Divining Rod (warm)- "The oscillations are getting louder!"
• Divining Rod (warmer)- "Something is giving off radio waves. Something close!"
• Divining Rod (hot)- "Hoohooo! I'm close. I'm very close!"
• Divining Rod Holder- "Is this one of mine!? It looks like one of mine!"
• Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "It needs a key. Presumably something that runs on dark energy."
• Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Eureka! My destiny awaits!"
• Maxwell's Door- "An inspired design! I must talk with the inventor!"
• Maxwell's Phonograph- "Ah, the Gramophone ML-77. I know it well."
• Maxwell's Light- "A light source that sensitive to motion! Revolutionary!"
• Maxwell Statue- "I would very much like to talk to him."
• Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "A revelation in weaponry."
• Sick Worm Hole- "Does it still work? I wonder..."
• Nightmare Lock- "Interesting. Previous ones weren't so inundated with darkness."
• Nightmare Throne- "I've found it! The portal that can link worlds! The throne of ultimate power!!"
• Male Character on Nightmare Throne- "I do so wish I could supplant him."
• Female Character on Nightmare Throne- "I must discover a way to transfer our positions."
• Other Character on Nightmare Throne- "Is that...? But it couldn't be!"

Announcements

• Generic- "Impossible!"
• Failed Adventure Mode- "I've failed this time, but I will try again!"
• Freedom- "Liberty!"
• Freezing- "Brr... It must be below freezing."
• Battlecry- "You'll rue the day!"
• Battlecry (prey)- "Your attempts at escape will be futile!"
• Battlecry (Pig)- "I wish to engage in combat!"
• Battlecry (Spider)- "Let us preoccupy ourselves with battle!"
• Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Take that, you accursed arachnid assailant!"
• Leaving combat- "I've better ways to spend my time."
• Leaving combat (prey)- "I'll find easier prey."
• Leaving combat (Pig)- "Not worth the effort."
• Leaving combat (Spider)- "I've frightened it away!"
• Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "I've no desire to pursue it."
• Activated a Bee Mine- "Those sadistic bees are lingering!"
• Dusk- "A conspicuously rapid sunset! Time must flow strangely here."
• Entering darkness- "Darkness. I can hear the creature lurking."
• Entering light- "Ah, light! Fantastic."
• Doing things in the dark- "Darkness. I do hope that creature arrives soon!"
• Failed to do something- "Impossible!"
• Failed to craft something- "No matter. I will learn from my failures."
• Failed to give something- "
• Trying to sleep during the day- "Daytime is not the optimal occasion for a long slumber."
• Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "Neither the optimal time nor the ideal place for a long slumber."
• Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I can't go to bed hungry. My stomach will protest."
• Trying to sleep near monsters- "I can't sleep! I'm being persecuted."
• Trying to give item to a busy mob- "Currently they are engrossed in other things."
• Trying to give item to a dead mob- "They've no need for this in the after life." [sic]
• Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "I'll wait until they're in the waking world."
• Not enough fertilizer- "The plants here are in serious need of nutrients."
• Hounds are coming- "Hounds! Coming to eat me, no doubt."
• Depths Worms are coming- "There is movement under my feet! Fascinating!"
• Boss is coming- "What beautiful behemoth made that sound?!"
• Inventory full- "I should drop an item I am unlikely to use soon."
• Can't rummage (generic)- "Evidently I'll have to poke around elsewhere."
• Can't store (generic/full)- "There's a surfeit of supplies packed into there already."
• Can't store (invalid item)- "That option is currently unavailable to me."
• Can't bundle (no items)- "If only I could wrap the incorporeal."
• Can't cook (generic)- "Cooking is not a current option."
• Can't cook (too far)- "I've yet to invent a device to reach that far."
• Can't draw (no subject)- "I'll need to see the subject for a proper illustration."
• Can't shave (generic)- "Strange. I'm unable to shave them just now."
• Can't shave (nothing left)- "Something cannot come from nothing."
• Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "If only I could hypnotize them to sleep. Alas it's not possible."
• Can't write on sign (generic)- "I'm at a loss for words."
• Beefalo in combat, unable to mount- "It's best if I don't climb aboard that riled beast at this time."
• Beefalo in combat, unable to saddle- "Saddling an irate beast is inadvisable."
• Unable to build structure (mounted)- "Theoretically if I had telekinesis, I could accomplish that."
• Eating- "Delicious. Simply delicious!"
• Eating (stale food)- "Ugh. Definitely not good for the constitution."
• Eating (spoiled food)- "That experiment was a failure."
• Eating (painful food)- "Oooh... not certain I should have eaten that."
• Eating (raw food)-
  • "Ugh. Too unrefined for my intestines."
  • "Oooh... an assault on my alimentary canal."
  • "Gah! My abdominal region is in distress."
• Hungry- "I'm so hungry my cognitive abilities are failing!"
• Triggered trap- "Excellent! Let's see what I've snagged."
• Torch out- "My torch spontaneously incombusted!"
• Pricked- "Yeouch! Have they drawn blood?"
• Object broken, fixable- "All my extensive knowledge shall be put to work fixing this."
• Earthquake (Caves) - "Seismic activity! And I left my instruments at home."

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomplishment- "A game of some sort. Fascinating!"
• Accomplishment completed- "Not quite the thrill I was anticipating."

Unimplemented

• Maxwell's Head- "A beheaded behemoth or an optical illusion?"
• Deadly Feast- "I will leave this one alone."
• Skull Chest- "Theoretically, it will protect my possessions from raiding parties."
• Golden Pitchfork- "The malleability of gold is different here than at home."
• Boat- "Theoretically, it was seaworthy at some point."
• Home- "It appears to be a cozy domicile."
• Sunk Boat- "I wonder who owns that?"
• Lava Pit- "I deduce this is just an outer mantle crust."
• Lava Pit (normal)- "Strange, convection normally would make the heat unbearable at this proximity."
• Lava Pit (low)- "Its thermal energy output has gone down considerably."
• Lava Pit (out)- "Barely releasing any thermal energy."
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Inspired brutality!"
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "I'll keep my blood, thank you!"
• Tree Clump- "Are those trees conspiring against me?"
• Pig Tent- "Based on the smell, I deduce this will be unpleasant."
• Unimplemented- "Fascinating! Simply fascinating!"
• DEVTOOL- "Ah! Something new!"
• DEVTOOL_NODEV- "Fascinating! But I can't use it."
• HOUNDFIRE- "The dog days seem particularly feverish around here."
• Poison Frog- "A quick study of its colorful markings reveals it means to do me harm."
• Peacock- "Its vibrant feathers are a distraction to allow for more effective pilfering."
• Mr. Skittish- "One of those captivating shadow creatures! I must get closer!"
• Swimming Horror- "A creature made of the dark fuel! I must get closer!"
• Beach Turf- "Granular grain. Not good for planting."
• Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "I'd rather not burden myself with changing my vestments right now."
• Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "Currently undergoing combustion. Changing would be inadvisable."
• Malfunctioning Novelty Ride- "A teleportation device! Oh why doesn't it work?!"
• Sailor's Ghost- "Amazing! It's sporting spectral headwear and facial hair!"
• COFFEEBOT- "An exhilarating design. I would love to see it at work!"
• WOODLEGSSAIL- "Piratical in origin. Are there pirates here?"
• BIGFISHINGROD- "Presumably this catches bigger fish."
• SNAKE_FIRE- "Fascinating! A serpent with exothermic composition."
• PIKE_SKULL- "Interesting! Very interesting indeed!"
• Baby Water Beefalo- "I deduce it is a juvenile."
• CIRCLINGSEAGULL- "I have deduced that it's looking for food."
• RAINBOWJELLYJERKY- "The drying process has taken away its color. Curious..."
• BALLPHINPOD- "A rudimentary water borne society. But a friendly one."
• FIRERAIN- "Impressively unusual precipitation."
• FIRERAINSHADOW- "I can reasonably predict destruction is imminent."
• TIGERSHARKSHADOW- "What magnificent mystery could be hiding down there?"
• Peagawk Hat- "Will I be able to see out of the eyes?"
• Chicken- "How could such an hilariously inept creature continue to thrive?"
• Chicken (sleeping)- "Dormant."
• Chicken (dead)- "Cadaverous."
• Peep Hen- "Quite extreme dimorphism within this species."
• Peep Hen (sleeping)- "Curious, does it ever dream of flying?"
• Peep Hen (dead)- "Expired."
• Snapdragon- "Such a wonderfully homicidal plant! I should get closer."
• Snapdragon (sleeping)- "I'm tempted to poke it with a stick."
• Snapdragon (dead)- "Rigor mortis has yet to set in."
• Zeb- "Is it black with white stripes or white with black stripes?"
• Zeb (sleeping)- "That seems like a much more comfortable position for it."
• Zeb (dead)- "Evidence would suggest it's now extinct."
• ANTQUEEN_CHAMBERS- "Evidence would suggest it's a room of some importance."
• PEAGAWKFEATHER_PRISM- "A refraction of ocular plumage."
• Red Mushtree (blooming)- "Parasitic possessions are really quite fascinating."
• Green Mushtree (blooming)- "It's turning itself inside out. I'm absolutely riveted."
• Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "A full scale fungal assault."
• Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "A web entrapped parasite. Truly a predatory ecosystem."
• Red Spore- "A parasitic aerial assault. Absolutely fascinating."
• Red Spore (held)- "There's a soft glow radiating from it."
• Green Spore- "Ah, the riveting dance of airborne blight."
• Green Spore (held)- "Radiating light in the 600 THz range."
• Blue Spore- "Airborne microbes."
• Blue Spore (held)- "Their chemiluminescence could be put to good use."

Trivia

• His quotes for Grass Armor ("Approximately a 1 on the Mohs Scale.") and the Shelmet ("I calculate it's about a six on the Mohs Scale.") refer to the Mohs scale of mineral hardness.