Wolfgang (Quotes)

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“I AM MIGHTY!”

–Wolfgang

My mighty brain could make this better!

This page lists Wolfgang's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wolfgang's quotes for items found in Don't Starve. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Axe- "Chop!"
• Luxury Axe- "Fancy axe more good for chop."
• Shovel- "Dirt Spoon!"
• Regal Shovel- "Fancy shovel is good hole maker."
• Pickaxe- "Pick!"
• Opulent Pickaxe- "Fancy pickaxe do better smash."
• Razor- "My skin is too strong for hairs!"
• Hammer- "Needs sickle!"
• Pitchfork- "Reminds me of childhood."
• Feather Pencil- "Wolfgang must stick pinky out when holding it."
• Brush- "For brush really strong hair!"
• Saddle- "Just need creature mighty enough to hold me!"
• War Saddle- "We ride like kings!"
• Glossamer Saddle- "Butterflies feel soft under Wolfgang's strong butt!"
• Saddlehorn- "I won't hurt you, hair cow!"
• Salt Lick- "Heh heh. Hair cow has funny tongue!"

Lights

• Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Good bye dark times!"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "Is too much fire!"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Is good fire!"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire is not hot enough."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "The darkness is coming!"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (out)- "Uh oh. It turned off."
• Torch- "I attack night with fire stick."
• Miner Hat- "Lamp for put on head."
• Pumpkin Lantern- "Now is actual head! Wolfgang afraid!"
• Lantern- "It keeps me safe from dark."

Survival

• Backpack- "Is for carry more thing."
• Piggyback- "Smelly bag!"
• Bird Trap- "I will catch bird!"
• Bug Net- "Catch bugs."
• Fishing Rod- "Is for get fishy from pond place."
• Straw Roll- "Nap time!"
• Fur Roll- "So comfy!"
• Tent- "It is time for a mighty nap."
• Trap- "No trap can hold me!"
• Honey Poultice- "I can fix me!"
• Healing Salve- "It makes me feel alive!"
• Umbrella- "The rain hurts my mighty skin."
• Compass-
  • N- "Is North."
  • S- "Is South."
  • E- "Is East."
  • W- "Is West."
  • NE- "Is Northeast."
  • SE- "Is Southeast."
  • NW- "Is Northwest."
  • SW- "Is Southwest."
• Compass (generic)- "All directions, but no directions."
• Bundling Wrap- "Is for hiding goodies."
• Bundled Supplies- “Is little surprise inside, maybe."

Food

• Crock Pot (empty)- "Empty pot make Wolfgang think hungry thoughts."
• Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This take long time."
• Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Is almost cook!"
• Crock Pot (finished)- "Is time to eat!"
• Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "Bah! Useless."
• Bee Box- "Many bees!"
• Bee Box (no honey)- "It has no honey."
• Bee Box (some honey)- "Bees are busy."
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "Is ready for harvest!"
• Farm- "I will grow mighty crops here!"
• Farm (growing)- "Grow my little friends! Grow!"
• Farm (finished)- "Mmmm. Is tasty now."
• Farm (needs fertilizer)- "Dirt is not dirty enough to make plants."
• Ice Box- "Box what makes cold!"
• Drying Rack- "I can dry meat!"
• Drying Rack (drying)- "Dry meaty things! Dry!"
• Drying Rack (finished)- "Yum, meaty leather!"

Science

• Science Machine and Alchemy Engine- "I am not sure how I feel about... science."
• Thermal Measurer- "Cold go up! Red go down!"
• Rainometer- "Splish! Splash!"
• Lightning Rod- "Is wire in sky!"
• Lightning Rod (charged)- "Ooooh, sparks!"
• Gunpowder- "Boom pepper!"

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomploshrine- "I will defeat you, tiny arrow!"

Fight

• Spear- "It gave me a sliver."
• Ham Bat- "Is still good."
• Boomerang- "Boom! A rang! Ha!"
• Boomerang (hit self)- "Why you hurt me throwing stick?"
• Blow Dart- "Dart do pain to enemies."
• Sleep Dart- "Dart do sleeping to enemies."
• Fire Dart- "Careful, Wolfgang."
• Football Helmet- "It protects my beautiful head!"
• Grass Suit- "Is prickly."
• Log Suit- "Is almost strong as belly!"
• Marble Suit- "I tie rocks to muscles."
• Bee Mine- "Is ball full of anger bees."
• Tooth Trap- "It bites bottoms from below!"

Structures

• Birdcage- "Is home for my birdies."
• Birdcage (occupied)- "Hello birdie!"
• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "I should be quiet!"
• Pig House- "The door is too small for me."
• Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "Hey! Come out here, pig man!"
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Where did he go?"
• Rabbit Hutch- "I hear nomming inside."
• Hay Wall (held)- "Scratchy straws!"
• Hay Wall- "Wall is made of grass!"
• Wood Wall (held)- "Pokey sticks!"
• Wood Wall- "Hello, pointy sticks!"
• Stone Wall (held)- "Piles of rocks!"
• Stone Wall- "Wall is strong like me!"
• Chest- "I put stuff there!"
• Sign- "Is no time for reading signs!"
• Potted Fern- "It makes me happy."
• Mini Sign (held)- "Wolfgang will help punch into ground!"
• Mini Sign (empty)- "Sign needs little scribbles!"
• Mini Sign (drawn on)- "Tiny picture is worth many, tinier words."
• Wood Fence (held)- "Wolfgang will help make fence!"
• Wood Fence- "I do not like trapping little animals."
• Wood Gate (held)- "Wolfgang will help make swing boards!"
• Wood Gate- "Is little flimsy swingboards."

Refine

• Rope- "Strong! Like me!"
• Boards- "I break log to make board!"
• Cut Stone- "I crush rock to make brick!"
• Papyrus- "Is like paper."
• Purple Gem- "Prettier rock."
• Nightmare Fuel- "Scary stuff."
• Beeswax- "Bee goop is smell nice."
• Wax Paper- "Strange paper not for make scribblemarks."

Magic

• Meat Effigy- "I'm not going to die."
• Prestihatitator- "Hat not just for head."
• Shadow Manipulator- "What has Wolfgang done?"
• Pan Flute- "I can play folk song."
• Night Light- "Is strange glow."
• Night Armor- "Is like wearing scary little rag!"
• Dark Sword- "Is real? Is not real? Is sharp!"
• One-man Band- "Is big and loud. I like!"
• Bat Bat- "This club makes me feel funny."
• Belt of Hunger- "It moves with my many muscles!"
• Chilled Amulet- "Would make good ice cube!"
• Nightmare Amulet- "This amulet... it frightens Wolfgang."
• Life Giving Amulet- "Is very pretty."
• Fire Staff- "Is staff for make fire. Careful, Wolfgang."
• Ice Staff- "Frosted tip."
• Telelocator Staff- "It gives me a headache."
• Telelocator Focus (full)- "Glow is good sign."
• Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "Do not think it working."
• Telelocator Socket (full)- "Pretty rock now hovers."
• Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "Is empty."

Dress

• Sewing Kit- "Is pokey!"
• Rabbit Earmuffs- "Now I look like little bunny!"
• Straw Hat, Beefalo Hat, and Top Hat- "Is good hat!"
• Beekeeper Hat- "Is hat for to protect from stinger bees."
• Feather Hat- "Is silly hat of feather. Is Wolfgang bird now?"
• Winter Hat- "It make ears happy in cold!"
• Dapper Vest- "Is vest with pattern for fancy man."
• Breezy Vest- "Is warm fuzzy nose."
• Puffy Vest- "I'm real cozy in this nose!"
• Bush Hat- "I am so sneaky!"
• Garland- "Is so pretty!"
• Walking Cane- "I can walk AND hit things!"

Ancient

• Thulecite- "Is pretty rock."
• Thulecite Wall (held)- "Stack of old rocks!"
• Thulecite Wall- "Old wall is strong!"
• Thulecite Medallion (min)- "No bad light."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "The bad light comes soon."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "The bad light is here and getting stronger."
• Thulecite Medallion (max)- "I think the bad light not get stronger."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Bad light time is ending."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "Good time is soon."
• Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "Is safe from bad light!"
• The Lazy Forager- "I can wear it around my neck."
• Magiluminescence- "Is glowing yellow."
• Construction Amulet- "What is this thing?"
• The Lazy Explorer- "Better to walk I think."
• Star Caller's Staff- "Pretty gem sits in stick."
• Deconstruction Staff- "This stick has a green gem on it."
• Pick/Axe- "Chop and dig! I can do that all day."
• Thulecite Crown- "Is hat for king."
• Thulecite Suit- "Protect me? I don't need it!"
• Thulecite Club- "Is creepy."
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "I must place this."
• Houndius Shootius- "Mighty structure will help me fight!"

Nature - Plants

• Evergreen- "Hello, tree!"
• Lumpy Evergreen- "Cheer up, tree!"
• Spiky Tree- "Is spiky."
• Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Ha! I have prevailed!"
• Spiky Tree (stump)- "I chop the spikes off!"
• Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "I broke it."
• Spiky Tree (burning)- "I burn the spikes!"
• Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "Is small and broken now."
• Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Is spiky and black now."
• Evergreen (sapling)- "It will be tree soon."
• Log (normal and burning)- "Is thick like my arm."
• Charcoal- "Is like holding tiny dead tree."
• Pine Cone- "I could crush this tree-seed with my hands!"
• Marble Tree- "Do not try punch tree."
• Totally Normal Tree- "I do not like tree with eyes."
• Living Log- "Creepy face log!"
• Sapling- "Puny tree! I am stronger than you!"
• Sapling (picked)- "Ha! Ha! Ha! Tree is floppy!"
• Sapling (burning)- "Oops."
• Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "He is cold and lonely."
• Twigs- "Puny twigs! I can break them!"
• Grass Tuft- "Is grass."
• Grass Tuft (picked)- "I have defeated the grass!"
• Grass Tuft (barren)- "It needs poop."
• Grass Tuft and Reeds (burning)- "Not good!"
• Cut Grass- "I made a pile of grass."
• Berry Bush (normal and burning)- "Is full of food-balls!"
• Berry Bush (picked)- "Eating part is gone."
• Berry Bush (barren)- "I need to poop on it."
• Reeds- "Is watery grass."
• Reeds (picked)- "I have beaten the reeds!"
• Reeds (burning)- "Not good!"
• Cut Reeds- "I made a clump of reeds."
• Plant- "Leafy!"
• Plant (growing)- "Is still growing."
• Plant (ready to be picked)- "Mmmm. Is tasty now."
• Marsh Plant- "Is plant."
• Spiky Bush- "Is thorny."
• Spiky Bush (picked)- "Thorns hurt."
• Spiky Bush (burning)- "Uh oh. Spiky fire."
• Flower- "They are very pretty."
• Petals- "These smell nice."
• Evil Flower- "Is not potato."
• Dark Petals- "They make my brain hurt."
• Carrot (planted)- "Is hiding?"
• Mushroom- "Is mushy room."
• Mushroom (sleeping)- "Mushy room is hiding!"
• Mushroom (picked)- "I already took that mushy room."

Nature - Objects

• Beehive- "Oh, beehive!"
• Killer Bee Hive- "Mind says no. Muscles say yes!"
• Honeycomb- "Bee used to live inside."
• Hound Mound- "Is house of bones."
• Bones- "Wimpy woof dog was not strong enough."
• Touch Stone- "Hop on rock!"
• Obelisk (sane, up)- "Is beautiful."
• Obelisk (sane, down)- "Is hiding underground."
• Obelisk (insane, up)- "Is in my way."
• Obelisk (insane, down)- "Hah. I step over tiny obstacle."
• Harp Statue- "Where is pretty music?"
• Marble Pillar- "Is too heavy to lift."
• Marble- "I can lift!"
• Rundown House- "The house was not strong enough."
• Merm Head- "What a handsome devil!"
• Pig Head- "Why long face?"
• Pig Torch- "How is fire made?"
• Basalt- "Is stronger even than me!"
• Boulder- "Is hard! Like me!"
• Rocks- "Is rock. What you not get?"
• Flint- "Is rock, but pointy-er."
• Nitre- "Is rock, but different."
• Gold Nugget- "Money is for tiny men!"
• Grave- "Scary! Is probably full of bones!"
• Grave (dug)- "I am sorry, dead peoples."
• Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Dirty dirt."
• Animal Track- "Animal went this way."
• Animal Track (lost its trail)- "No animal here."
• Animal Track (found)- "Animal is close."
• Wooden Thing- "Strange rock. Do I sit on?"
• Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Is coming together now."
• Wooden Thing (locked)- "Something missing still."
• Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I do not fear what lies beyond!"
• Ring Thing- "I will bend into perfect circle!"
• Crank Thing- "Bendy thing is made of metal!"
• Box Thing- "Has little lever."
• Metal Potato Thing- "Ha ha! Ha ha! What ugly potato!"
• Worm Hole- "Like soft pillow, growing on ground."
• Worm Hole (open)- "It can not harm this man!"
• Worm Hole (exited)- "It makes me feel alive!"
• Pond- "Is all wet."
• Skeleton- "Not enough muscle."
• Spider Den- "The bugs are hiding in there."
• Spider Eggs- "Nasty spider eggs."
• Rabbit Hole- "You can not hide forever, jumping meat!"
• Walrus Camp- "How do they all fit?"
• Walrus Camp (empty)- "Is locked."
• Sunken Boat- "Where is captain?"
• Sunken Boat (empty)- "No one home."
• Flotsam- "Is not a mighty ship."

Exclusive to Pocket Edition

• Compromising Statue- "Wolfgang is stronger than death!"

Nature - Caves

• Plugged Sinkhole- "Even I am not that mighty."
• Sinkhole (generic)- "Who wants to go in scary cave hole, anyway!"
• Sinkhole (open)- "World has belly button!"
• Exit to Surface (generic)- "Please let Wolfgang out!"
• Exit to Surface (open)- "Is dark and scary down here."
• Red Mushtree- "Mushy bush."
• Green Mushtree- "Mushy shrub."
• Blue Mushtree- "Big mushtree is big."
• Light Flower- "Is light plant."
• Light Bulb- "Is food?"
• Stalagmite- "Is pointy."
• Stalagmite (pointy)- "Rock reaching for the roof."
• Spilagmite- "Spiders everywhere."
• Slurtle Mound- "Hole full of slugs."
• Splumonkey Pod- "This... thing. It smells not so good."
• Fern- "Pretty plant!"
• Foliage- "I killed the pretty plant."
• Cave Banana Tree- "Hello, upside-down tree."
• Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "Is crisp."

Nature - Ruins

• Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "Even I am not that mighty."
• Ruins Sinkhole-
• Ancient Statue- "Ugly, ugly, ugly."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "Is broken altar."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Is nasty, creepy, altar."
• Algae- "Plant is so small! Is funny to me."
• Broken Clockworks- "Metal junk."
• Relic- "It is of no use to me."
• Relic (broken)- "Relic is in tiny pieces."
• Thulecite Fragments- "I can smash together to make bigger piece!"
• Cave Lichen- "I'm lichen this!"
• Ornate Chest- "Fancy box!"
• Large Ornate Chest- "Chest have big strong horns."
• Nightmare Light- "Is light, but not good light."

Turfs

• All Turfs- "Step stones."

Mobs - Monsters

• Clockwork Knight- "Horsey horse!"
• Clockwork Bishop- "Padre!"
• Clockwork Rook- "This one jumps the queen!"
• Damaged Knight- "Funny metal man."
• Damaged Bishop- "Is angry man. Should relax."
• Damaged Rook- "Is no match for my mighty chest!"
• Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Show yourself!"
• Charlie (attacked by)- "Ow! It got me!"
• Hound- "Woof!"
• Red Hound- "Bark!"
• Blue Hound- "Bow wow!"
• Hound's Tooth- "Puppy tooth!"
• Spider- "He has scary face!"
• Spider Warrior- "This one extra scary."
• Spider (sleeping)- "Walk quiet, and he might not see me."
• Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I think not smart to poke it."
• Spider (dead)- "Is made of sticky goo!"
• Spider Warrior (dead)- "Not scary now!"
• Spider Gland- "Squishy and wobbly!"
• Silk- "Is too fancy."
• Krampus- "Scary goat man! Run!"
• Krampus Sack- "I have goat man's sack."
• Merm- "Is fishy man!"
• Frog- "Hey little froggy, froggy."
• Frog (sleeping)- "Is asleep."
• Frog (dead)- "Is delicacy in my country."
• Tentacle- "Skinny monster!"
• Tentacle Spike- "Perfect for sticking!"
• Tentacle Spots- "Yuck! Slimy!"
• Big Tentacle (1)- "Lots of little friends!"
• Big Tentacle (2)- "Time to pole dance!"
• Big Slimy Pit- "You run away from mighty Wolfgang?"
• Baby Tentacle- "Tiny tentacle baby thing! Ha!"
• Guardian Pig- "Is bad piggie!"
• Werepig- "Angry piggie!"
• Ghost- "Aaaaaaaaaaah!"
• MacTusk- "Sea cow man!"
• Wee MacTusk- "You think you are mightier than old man?"
• Walrus Tusk- "Sea cow man tooth!"
• Tam o' Shanter- "I have sea cow man's hat!"
• Mosquito- "Reminds me of uncle!"
• Mosquito (held)- "No more blood for you!"
• Mosquito Sack- "Uncle did not have gut like this."
• Nearby Mosquitoes- "Wolfgang need blood, get away sucking bugs!"
• Cave Spider- "Is scared spider!"
• Spitter- "Ptoo! Ptoo!"
• Batilisk- "Flying mousey!"
• Meat Bulb- "You cannot fool Wolfgang!"
• Fleshy Bulb- "Ah ha! Who is tricky now?"
• Eyeplant- "They are not what they seem."
• Slurper- "No! No! Stay off head!"
• Slurper Pelt- "It's still moving!"
• Dangling Depth Dweller- "Scary spider from above."
• Depths Worm (emerged)- "Did not expect this!"
• Depths Worm (lure)- "Pretty light."
• Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Is dirt moving?"
• Ewecus- "Look so friendly and cuddly."
• Steel Wool- "Is like my arm hair."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Beefalo- "Is hair-cow thing!"
• Beefalo (follower)- "Hair-cow follow me!"
• Beefalo (sleeping)- "Hair-cow is sleeping."
• Beefalo (naked)- "Hair-cow has no more hair."
• Beefalo (domesticated)- "Hair-cow so fluffy and nice!"
• Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "A critter after own heart!"
• Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "Like I'm back in cavalry!"
• Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "You are feisty!"
• Beefalo Wool- "I make clothes of hair-cow."
• Beefalo Horn- "Is hair-cow horn. Wolfgang hear hair-cow."
• Baby Beefalo- "Baby hair-cow!"
• Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Sleepy baby hair-cow!"
• Nearby Bees- "
• Bee- "Is fat and angry-looking."
• Killer Bee- "Angry bee!"
• Bee (held)- "Is safely in my pocket."
• Killer Bee (held)- "My angry bee!"
• Stinger- "Is sharp like skewer!"
• Pig- "Hello pig. How are you?"
• Pig (follower)- "Is friend now!"
• Pig (dead)- "No! The pig is dead!"
• Pig Skin- "Why long butt? Ha ha, Wolfgang is funny man."
• Bunnyman and Beardlord- "Hello rabbit!"
• Bunny Puff- "Puffy!"
• Koalefant- "Nose meat!"
• Winter Koalefant- "So soft, I want to squish it!"
• Pengull- "Funny walking birds!"
• Rock Lobster- "He is mighty! Like me!"
• Slurtle- "Ha! You are slow!"
• Snurtle- "Spirally!"
• Slurtle Slime- "Boom snot!"
• Broken Shell- "Is broken."
• Shelmet- "Keeps my head safe."
• Snurtle Shell Armor- "Is sticky inside."
• Splumonkey- "Ugly monkey man!"

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Butterfly- "Is pretty flutterby!"
• Butterfly (held)- "My pet!"
• Crow- "I do not like birds. Too fragile."
• Crow (held)- "He is squawky."
• Redbird- "Is pretty red color bird."
• Redbird (held)- "Is happy bird in pocket."
• Snowbird- "Is pretty white color bird."
• Snowbird (held)- "Is fluffy bird. Nice bird."
• Jet Feather- "Is feather of bird black."
• Crimson Feather- "Is feather of bird red."
• Azure Feather- "Is feather of bird white."
• Gobbler- "Dumb bird is take all berries!"
• Eye Bone- "It is eye bone. Eye bone connect to face bone."
• Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "It sleeps now."
• Eye Bone (ashes)- "Is burned pieces of eyebone from teleport!"
• Chester- "Strange box with legs."
• Rabbit and Beardling- "Tiny rabbit! Hide from me!"
• Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "He is my friend."
• Fireflies- "Sparkly!"
• Fireflies (held)- "My pocket is sparkles!"
• Mandrake (planted)- "Is strange plant."
• Mandrake (follower)- "Little plant man friend!"
• Mandrake (dead)- "Little plant man is died!"
• Mandrake (cooked)- "Little plant man is food?"
• Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ugh, Wolfgang must have hit head."

Mobs - Tallbird family

• Tallbird- "Is tallest bird!"
• Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "Is big egg!"
• Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Is nest of emptiness."
• Tallbird Egg- "There is bird inside."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Little bird is trying to get out."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "This egg is too crunchy."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Is too hot for little bird!"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Bird is like ice cube!"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "I wait for bird."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Bird comes soon."
• Smallbird- "Is very small bird."
• Smallbird (hungry)- "Small bird is hungry."
• Smallbird (starving)- "Small bird will die from starving."
• Smallish Tallbird- "Hah! Not so tall."
• Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "Is hungry, and noisy."
• Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Is hungry, noisy and angry!"
• Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "What I do to deserve this?"

Mobs - Bosses

• Treeguard (normal)- "Is wood man!"
• Treeguard (lumpy)- "
• Spider Queen- "Oh no! Walking bug-house!"
• Spiderhat- "Is like smooch from giant bug."
• Deerclops- "He looks mightier than me!"
• Deerclops Eyeball- "Yuck yuck yuck!"
• Ancient Guardian- "Strong! Like me! I like him!"
• Guardian's Horn- "Is trophy from mighty foe."

Mobs - Other

• Maxwell- "A fancy suit is no match for my muscles!"
• Pig King- "Ha! Is good people!"
• Wes (trapped)- "Is puny man trapped by statue men."
• Abigail- "Are you friendly ghost?"

Food - Meats

• Egg- "Poor birdy."
• Egg (cooked)- "Yum!"
• Meat- "Meat makes me strong!"
• Cooked Meat- "I made meat good with fire!"
• Jerky and Small Jerky- "Looks like leather, taste like meat!"
• Morsel- "I need more meat!"
• Cooked Morsel- "It is even smaller cooked!"
• Monster Meat- "It is not looking like food."
• Cooked Monster Meat- "I still do not want to eat this."
• Monster Jerky- "Look like leather, taste like leather."
• Leafy Meat- "What is this? Meat for baby man?"
• Cooked Leafy Meat- "Is slightly better now."
• Drumstick- "Leg meat for make legs more strong."
• Fried Drumstick- "Eat off bone is good."
• Fish- "Is fishy."
• Cooked Fish- "Meat from water still make Wolfgang strong."
• Eel- "I must cook this!"
• Cooked Eel- "I have cooked it."
• Koalefant Trunk- "Is floppy nose."
• Winter Koalefant Trunk- "Is floppy hairy nose."
• Koalefant Trunk Steak- "Is cooked nose."
• Fried Tallbird Egg- "Cooked bird. Good for breakfast!"
• Frog Legs- "Is delicacy in my country!"
• Cooked Frog Legs- "Is mostly taste like chicken."
• Batilisk Wing- "Is all hairy and gross"
• Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Crispy!"

Food - Fruits

• Berries and Cave Banana- "Is tasty!"
• Roasted Berries- "Is more tasty!"
• Cooked Cave Banana- "Is warm and tasty!"
• Dragon Fruit- "Is funny looking fruit."
• Prepared Dragon Fruit- "Is cooked but still look funny."
• Durian- "Is spiky smelly fruit."
• Extra Smelly Durian- "Now is hot spiky smelly fruit."
• Pomegranate- "Look like smartypants' brain."
• Sliced Pomegranate- "Ha ha ha! I cook brain! Not so smart now."

Food - Vegetables

• Carrot- "Is food. I guess."
• Roasted Carrot- "Is not more like meat after do cooking."
• Corn- "Is corn. What expect?"
• Popcorn- "Pop pop pop! Ha ha, funny corn."
• Eggplant- "Is not egg!"
• Braised Eggplant- "Has no yolk! Yolk is strongest part!"
• Pumpkin- "Is big as head of weakling man! Not Wolfgang head."
• Hot Pumpkin- "I cook your head, puny man! I am strongest Wolfgang."
• Red Cap- "Oh! Is pretty and shiny!"
• Green Cap- "Is for salads. Blech."
• Blue Cap- "Is good for me, I think."
• Cooked Cap- "Is not same."
• Glow Berry- "Pretty light."
• Lichen- "Tastes terrible."

Food - Crock Pot

• Bacon and Eggs- "Food has yolk! And meat! More strong!"
• Butter Muffin- "Wolfgang did not know about bug muffin. I will taste."
• Dragonpie- "Pie made of funny red fruit."
• Fishsticks- "Ha ha, is funny name."
• Fish Tacos- "Wolfgang hope is not too spicy for Wolfgang."
• Fist Full of Jam- "Oozes like tiny enemy I crush in hand."
• Froggle Bunwich- "Is sandwich with tasty leg meat."
• Fruit Medley- "Is cup of teensy fruits."
• Honey Ham- "Big meat with sweet is good meat."
• Honey Nuggets- "Small meats with sweet still is good meat."
• Kabobs- "Eat off stick is good."
• Mandrake Soup- "Little plant man is for make soup!"
• Meatballs- "Ball of meats make me strong!"
• Meaty Stew- "Is stew full of strong meat."
• Monster Lasagna- "Taste like hairs and meats with noodle."
• Pierogi- "Wolfgang love pierogi!"
• Powdercake- "Is made of nothings!"
• Pumpkin Cookies- "Is tasty cookie."
• Ratatouille- "Is food. Sort of."
• Stuffed Eggplant- "I make yolk of other foods."
• Taffy- "Is taffy for crushing!"
• Turkey Dinner- "Is good feast of bird meat."
• Unagi- "Food makes me mighty!"
• Waffles- "Why does bread have holes?"
• Wet Goop- "Wolfgang ruin food!"

Food - Other

• Seeds- "Too small to eat."
• Carrot Seeds- "Seeds is too small."
• Corn Seeds- "Is seeds for grow corn."
• Dragon Fruit Seeds- "I use this to grow funny fruit."
• Durian Seeds- "Tiny baby spiky fruit plant."
• Eggplant Seeds- "Teensy fake egg plant."
• Pomegranate Seeds- "Is piece of brain?"
• Pumpkin Seeds- "This grow food size of wimpy head."
• Toasted Seeds- "Fire make bigger, can eat now."
• Honey- "Is yum!"
• Butterfly Wings- "No fly without wings!"
• Butter- "Is buttery, and taste like insect."
• Rot- "Is ball of yuck!"
• Rotten Egg- "Stinky!"
• Phlegm- "A ha ha ha! Boogers! Oh ho ho!"

Misc Items

• Blueprint- "Pretty pictures!"
• Gears- "Ah ha! Who is bigger muscles now?"
• Ashes- "Is skeleton of fire."
• Ashes of item- "Is burned pieces of some thing. Is dead now..."
• Red, Blue, Yellow, and Orange Gem- "Pretty rock."
• Green Gem- "Is pretty and not be crushed. Like me!"
• Beard Hair- "Gross. These are not from my face."
• Manure- "Smelly!"
• Guano- "More poop."
• Melty Marbles- "Glob of glass!"
• Fake Kazoo- "Fake bless you."
• Gord's Knot- "Is knot what Wolfgang expected."
• Gnome- "Is junk, I think."
• Tiny Rocketship- "What is do?"
• Frazzled Wires- "Robot bits."
• Ball and Cup- "Ball goes in wood hole."
• Hardened Rubber Bung- "Hardened, like Wolfgang."
• Mismatched Buttons- "Tiny little buttons."
• Second-hand Dentures- "Is pearly chompers!"
• Lying Robot- "Is very strange!"
• Dessicated Tentacle- "Yuck."
• Dwarf Star- "It hurts to touch."

Adventure Mode

• Divining Rod (in starting base)- "Is funny rod thing."
• Divining Rod- "Is robot box."
• Divining Rod (cold)- "The robot box is talking."
• Divining Rod (warm)- "Ha! That is good one, robot box!"
• Divining Rod (warmer)- "Robot box is getting angry..."
• Divining Rod (hot)- "Robot box is scaring me!"
• Divining Rod Holder- "What is purpose?"
• Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "Rod thing need key to make start."
• Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Rod thing is on!"
• Maxwell's Door- "Is mouth door! Say 'Ahhhhh!'"
• Maxwell's Phonograph- "Is box that sings!"
• Maxwell's Light- "Scary light!"
• Maxwell Statue- "Man is rock now! Very tricky..."
• Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "Whoever put this is bad fella!"
• Sick Worm Hole- "Is not looking very good."
• Nightmare Lock- "Scary lock!"
• Nightmare Throne- "Scary chair!"
• Male character on Nightmare Throne- "Scary chair scare him!"
• Female character on Nightmare Throne- "Scary chair scare her!"
• Other character on Nightmare Throne- "Scary chair scare it!"

Announcements

• Generic- "What is this thing?"
• Failed Adventure Mode- "Next time I will be mightier!"
• Freedom- "I am free! Strong freedom!"
• Freezing- "Brrr, is frosty!"
• Battlecry- "I will punch you!"
• Battlecry (prey)- "Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!"
• Battlecry (Pig)- "I am sorry, my friend!"
• Battlecry (Spider)- "Die, evil scary bug!"
• Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "I am still stronger, scary bug!"
• Leaving combat- "Ha! I win!"
• Leaving combat (prey)- "You keep running!"
• Leaving combat (Pig)- "I forgive you, pig man."
• Leaving combat (Spider)- "He ran away from me."
• Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "He knows I am stronger."
• Activated a Bee Mine- "Bees! Nasty stinging bug men!"
• Dusk- "The scary time is coming soon."
• Entering darkness- "I cannot see! I am scared!"
• Entering light- "I can see again!"
• Doing things in the dark- "Help me! It is dark!"
• Failed to do something- "I am not mighty enough to do that."
• Failed to craft something- "I need to gather more things to make that."
• Failed to give something- "Wolfgang does not think that goes there."
• Trying to sleep during the day- "Is too bright for sleep."
• Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "Is creepy in cave."
• Trying to sleep when too hungry- "My mighty belly does not allow that!"
• Trying to sleep near monsters- "That's too dangerous."
• Trying to give item to a busy mob- "The Mighty Wolfgang will try again soon!"
• Trying to give item to a dead mob- "You know is dead, yes?"
• Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "Is sleeping now!"
• Not enough fertilizer- "Is not enough poop."
• Hounds are coming- "I hear puppies!"
• Depths Worms are coming- "Earth is tremble beneath Wolfgang's mighty feet!"
• Boss is coming- "Sound like big strong man coming."
• Inventory full- "My mighty arms can carry no more."
• Can't rummage (generic)- "Maybe Wolfgang do later."
• Can't store (generic/full)- "I will make it fit!"
• Can't store (invalid item)- "Bah! Useless."
• Can't bundle (no items)- "Wolfgang has no little things to wrap!"
• Can't cook (generic)- "Wolfgang not in cooking mood."
• Can't cook (too far)- "Is pot very small, or just far away?"
• Can't draw (no subject)- "Wolfgang no good at drawing pictures from head."
• Can't shave (generic)- "That cannot be shaved."
• Can't shave (nothing left)- "I cannot shave when there are no hairs."
• Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "I will wait until he is not looking."
• Can't write on sign (generic)- "Wolfgang not good with tiny letters."
• Beefalo in combat, unable to mount or saddle- "I cannot ride it now! Hair-cow is proving itself in battle!"
• Unable to build structure (mounted)- "Hair-cow is too tall. I can't reach."
• Eating- "Yum!"
• Eating (stale food)- "Tastes funny."
• Eating (spoiled food)- "Ew! Tastes like garbage!"
• Eating (painful food)- "Oooooh. I have belly ache."
• Hungry- "My mighty belly is empty!"
• Triggered trap- "Ack! Do not surprise Wolfgang!"
• Torch and Miner Hat out- "Oh no! The light is gone!"
• Pricked- "Pointy is not fair!"
• Object broken, fixable- "Mighty brain could make this better!"
• Earthquake- "Ground is shake. Wolfgang hate shaking ground."
• Turning from Normal to Wimpy- "I am not feeling so good."
• Turning from Normal to Mighty- "I AM MIGHTY!"
• Turning from Mighty to Normal- "No! Wolfgang must get stronger"
• Turning from Wimpy to Normal- "Wolfgang is better."

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomplishment- "I am doing great things with tiny arrow!"
• Accomplishment completed- "I have defeated the tiny arrow!"

Unimplemented

• Maxwell's Head- "Scary head is 12 feet tall!"
• Skull Chest- "This man had big head!"
• Golden Pitchfork- "Fancy pitchfork good for stab ground."
• Boat- "Mighty vessel fights the waters back."
• Home- "Tiny house for weaklings!"
• Sunk Boat- "Is broken!"
• Tree Clump- "Do not block Wolfgang's way!"
• Pig Tent- "Is tent of pigs."
• Dirt and Beach Turf- "Step stones."
• DEPLETED_GRASS- "Is tuft of grass."
• Lava Pit- "A pile of crusty rocks!"
• Lava Pit (normal)- "Liquid fire!"
• Lava Pit (low)- "Is getting cold."
• Lava Pit (out)- "Ha! More thing to smash!"
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Is ball full of anger mosquitoes."
• Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "Wolfgang need blood, get away sucking bugs!"
• Chest (trap)- "Raagh!"
• ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP- "Easy like lift weights."
• UNIMPLEMENTED- "I do not trust unfinished business."
• UNIMPLEMENTED (announcement)- "Is not ready."
• DEVTOOL- "Wolfgang will smash!"
• DEVTOOL_NODEV- "Smash!"
• Rubble- "Broken house stuff."
• Hit by Bishop charge- "Rrrraa!"
• Shadow Digger- "Ha ha! Tiny men should dance for amusement!"
• Friend-o-matic- "If I had any friends, this could take me to them."
• Friend-o-matic (open)- "If I step through, will I still be me?"
• Friend-o-matic (full)- "It seems to be popular over there."
• Scaled Furnace (generic, no gems)- "Scaly pot for making hotness."
• Scaled Furnace (low, one gem)- "Brainlady warned not to touch pot with bare hands."
• Scaled Furnace (hammered)- "Is very cute!"
• Relic Replica (plate)- "
• Relic Replica (bowl)- "
• Relic Replica (chair)- "
• Relic Replica (vase)- "
• Relic Replica (table)- "
• Sporecap and Misery Sporecap (burnt)- "Tall mushy-room is burnt now!"
• WETPAPER- "Wolfgang can rip like wet paper!"
• Bernie (Forge)- "Nice little creepy bear."
• Packet of Seeds and Mixed Seeds (small, medium, and large)- "Give your seeds to Wolfgang, tiny paper!"
• Prepared dish (plate)- "Plating is best part!"
• Prepared dish (bowl)- "Is hat? Nope."
• Prepared dish (soup)- "Is like Wolfgang Mommy used to make."
• Prepared dish (snack)- "Is tiny bit of food."
• Prepared dish (bread)- "Is keeping Wolfgang going."
• Prepared dish (pasta)- "Is full of wheaty things."
• Prepared dish (vegetable)- "Wolfgang always eat his vegetables."
• Prepared dish (meat)- "Meat! Wolfgang like."
• Prepared dish (fish)- "Is meal with floppy fishies."
• Prepared dish (crab and cheese)- "Gooey parts is good."
• Prepared dish (dessert)- "Wolfgang save room for dessert."
• Luxury Machete (DST)- "Hoighty toighty knife!"
• Poison Frog- "Coward frog!"
• Peacock- "Bird is showing off."
• Mr. Skittish- "I do not like it!"
• Swimming Horror- "If it's a fight you want, Wolfgang will oblige!"
• COFFEEBOT- "Is hard worker."
• WOODLEGSSAIL- "Is scary sail!"
• BIGFISHINGROD- "Is catching big fish?"
• Tornado- "
• SNAKE_FIRE- "You are slippery snake!"
• PIKE_SKULL- "Wolfgang not afraid!"
• Sailor's Ghost- "Eeeeeeeeeeee!"
• Baby Water Beefalo (1)- "He will grow very strong. Or she?"
• Baby Water Beefalo (2)- "He will grow very strong! Or is she?"
• Chicken- "Little cluck bird."
• Chicken (sleeping)- "Is sleepy times."
• Chicken (dead)- "Is dead cluck-cluck."
• Peep Hen- "Is little nice bird."
• Peep Hen (sleeping)- "Is pretty sleep."
• Peep Hen (dead)- "Is dead now."
• Snapdragon- "Is to fight Wolfgang!"
• Snapdragon (sleeping)- "Plant is night-night time."
• Snapdragon (dead)- "Wolfgang win again!"
• Zeb- "Stripey horsey is have no arms."
• Zeb (sleeping)- "Nighty night."
• Zeb (dead)- "Is not breathe."
• Inspecting self- "Everyone! Come watch Wolfgang flex!"

Removed

• Heat Stone- "This round rock is like my head!"
• Heat Stone (cold)- "Cold rock is useless!"
• Heat Stone (warm)- "It's nice to touch."
• Heat Stone (hot)- "Is finally hot enough!"
• Deadly Feast- "Look like evil food."
• Bee Box- "Bees!"
• Football Helmet- "Is hat for make tackling."
• Ice Staff- "Is my cold stick!"
• Marble Tree- "Defensive tree here!"
• Totally Normal Tree- "Tree is spooky!"
• Grave- "Another came through here."
• Sinkhole- "World has belly button!"
• Crow- "I do not like birds."
• Crimson Feather- "A redbird feather."
• Azure Feather- "A snowbird feather."
• Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "That's quite an egg!"
• Tallbird Nest (empty)- "The nest is empty."
• Roasted Carrot- "Mushy."
• Taffy- "Is sweet candy thing."
• Most Graveyard Trinkets- "Is junk, I think."
• Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "It looks like it needs a large key."
• Maxwell's Phonograph- "Their musics are bad."
• Research (high value)- "Is maybe too much information."
• Research (normal value)- "Is lot of information."
• Research (low value)- "Is tiny information."
• Changing from Mighty to Normal- "I need to filly my mighty belly again."
• Earthquake- "That doesn't sound good."
• Sunken Boat- "Pretty birdie come from sea!"

Trivia

• His examination quote for the Eye Bone ("It is eye bone. Eye bone connect to face bone.") is a reference to the song "Dem Bones".
• His examination quote for the Splumonkey ("Ugly monkey man!") is similar to a quote said by Pigs when the player is nearby in earlier versions of the game.