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“I AM MIGHTY!”

–Wolfgang

My mighty brain could make this better!

This page lists Wolfgang's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wolfgang's quotes for items found in Don't Starve Together. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Pocket Scale- "Tiny scale fit in palm of Wolfgang's hand!"
• Garden Hoe- "Is to till soil for tiny seeds."
• Splendid Garden Hoe- "Fancy garden hoe good for planting seeds!"
• Watering Can- "Wolfgang will give garden a drink!"
• Watering Can (empty)- "Is empty."
• Waterfowl Can- "Wolfgang can carry much water in that."
• Waterfowl Can (empty)- "Need water."
• Beefalo Bell- "Ringy ding!"

Lights

• Torch- "Attack night with fire stick!"
• Mushlight (off)- "Big mushy-room make little light, maybe."
• Mushlight (on)- "Is nice light. Soft."
• Mushlight (burnt)- "Little light burnt too bright?"
• Glowcap (off)- "How Wolfgang turn on mushy-room light?"
• Glowcap (on)- "Tall mushy-room make very pretty light!"
• Glowcap (burnt)- "No more little lights."
• Willow's Lighter- "Is tiny firebox!"

Survival

• Bird Trap- "This will catch bird!"
• Honey Poultice- "Can fix people!"
• Healing Salve- "Helps friends with boo-boos."
• Telltale Heart- "Blib blup! Blib blup! Blib blup!"
• Booster Shot- "EeeeEEeeEEE!!"
• Waterballoon- "Is very squishy-wobbly!"
• Whirly Fan- "It's so twirly when I run! Haha!"
• Flare- "Is tiny sky boom!"
• Sea Fishing Rod- "Strong rod to catch mighty fish!"
• Tillweed Salve- "Feels nice on the boo-boos."
• Seed Pack-It- "Is small pack for seeds."
• Bernie (held and inactive)- "Is so cuddly!"
• Bernie (active)- "Is so brave!"
• BERNIE!- "Oh no! Wolfgang has shrunken!"
• Bernie (broken)- "Is so broken."
• Chef Pouch- "Wolfgang will carry all the food!"
• Tent Roll- "Wolfgang will set up tent. Make it strong!"
• Camper's Tent- "Is good, solid tent!"

Food

• Crock Pot (empty)- "Wolfgang will cook good meal for friends, meal like home!"
• Basic and Improved Farm- "Will grow mighty crops here!"
• Drying Rack- "For drying many meats!"
• Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "Wolfgang could punch water out, maybe?"
• Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "Is very good and dry now!"
• Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "Sky tears is re-wetting Wolfgang's dry things!"
• Mushroom Planter (empty)- "Is nothing."
• Mushroom Planter (some)- "Little mushy-rooms is start to grow."
• Mushroom Planter (lots)- "So many little mushy-rooms!"
• Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "Is no more room for more mushy-rooms!"
• Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "Dead log is need to be replaced."
• Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "Log is not looking mighty!"
• Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "Mushy-rooms not mighty enough to fight snow!"
• Salt Box- "Put food inside!"
• Cookbook- "Is book of things to fill Wolfgang's mighty belly!"
• Garden Digamajig (held)- "Will make garden full of fruits and veggies for Wolfgang!"
• Garden Digamajig- "It is doing a mighty job!"
• Composting Bin- "Is barrel of stink dirt."
• Composting Bin (too wet)- "Squishy soggy."
• Composting Bin (too dry)- "Too dry."
• Composting Bin (balanced)- "Is good! Dirt is ready!"
• Composting Bin (burnt)- "Can't use anymore."
• Growth Formula Starter- "Will be good drink for plants, make them strong!"
• Fermenting Growth Formula- "Stink getting stronger... will make plants stronger too!"
• Fermented Growth Formula- "Is powerful plant drink with powerful smell!"
• Super Growth Formula- "Is ready to make plants mighty!"
• Gardeneer Hat- "Is helmet for gardening?"
• Tree Jam- "Grow, tree! Be strong!"
• Portable Crock Pot- "Wolfgang will cook good meal for friends, meal like home!"
• Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "A meal with friends!"
• Portable Grinding Mill- "Wolfgang could smash food like that if he wanted."
• Portable Seasoning Station- "Wolfgang will turn grinder with his mighty muscles!"
• Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "Is little pile with mighty taste."

Science

• Cartographer's Desk- "Friends make little pictures to help Wolfgang not get lost!"
• Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Is no good!"
• Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "No more little pictures!"
• Potter's Wheel- "Is table for rocks!"
• Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Is burny bits."
• Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "Is time for arts and crafts!"
• Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "Does not compare to chiseled jaw of Wolfgang!"
• Think Tank- "Wolfgang need help thinking on scary water."
• Think Tank (burnt)- "Is burny stuff now."
• Terra Firma Tamper- "Wolfgang will crush up dirt and turn into new dirt!"

Fight

• Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow! Why did you hurt me, throwy stick?"
• Football Helmet- "To protect head!"
• Marble Suit- "Tie rocks to many muscles."
• Electric Dart- "Do not know if Wolfgang should be allowed to have this."
• Tail o' Three Cats- "Good to floss teeth with."
• Napsack- "Is bedtime for flinging."
• Cookie Cutter Cap- "Keep head safe and dry!"
• Strident Trident- "Is good fork for Wolfgang-sized meals!"
• Battle Helm- "Is strong helm for strong warrior!"
• Battle Spear- "Is a good weapon."
• Trusty Slingshot- "Wolfgang prefer to fight with fists."

Structures

• Birdcage- "Is home for birdies."
• Pig House- "Door is too small for my broad shoulders."
• Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "Come out and fight, pig man!"
• Potted Fern- "Wolfgang worry greenthumb is gangrene."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "I hear tiny grumbles!"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "His tiny stomach is empty!"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "Birdie? Are you ok?"
• Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "He is not ok."
• Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "Practice my letters!"
• Directional Sign (burnt)- "Sign can't be read."
• End Table (empty)- "Puny table will not hold Wolfgang's weight."
• End Table (flowers)- "Little flowers are weak, but look nice."
• End Table (new light source)- "Wolfgang does not like dark."
• End Table (old light source)- "Please do not go out, little light."
• End Table (wilted)- "Little flowers are weaker than usual."
• End Table (burnt)- "Is burny bits."
• Friendly Scarecrow- "Ha! Is not man! Is straw!"
• Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Little strawman is burning!"
• Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Little strawman is dead."
• Moon Rock Wall (held)- "Can build with power of moon!"
• Moon Rock Wall- "Rock of moon protects Wolfgang."
• Scaled Furnace- "Wolfgang hope does not burn moustache."
• Wardrobe- "Box of clothes!"
• Wardrobe (burning)- "Box of fire!"
• Wardrobe (burnt)- "Box all gone."
• Potted Succulent- "Tough plant is mine."
• Tackle Receptacle- "Make better rod for fish!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic- "Is scale to measure mightiness of fish!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "Is very impressive."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "Of course Wolfgang's fish is mightiest!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "Come see mighty fish caught by Wolfgang!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "Little scale is burning!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "Little scale is all burned away."
• Astral Detector (held)- "Is magic or science, Wolfgang not picky."
• Astral Detector- "Will show the way to... something."
• Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "Is pointing way no more."
• Produce Scale- "Whose fruit or veggie will be mightiest?"
• Produce Scale (with light item)- "Is too puny for scale to work."
• Produce Scale (with item)- "Wolfgang could lift with only one finger."
• Produce Scale (with heavy item)- "Ha! Very mighty indeed!"
• Produce Scale (burning)- "Not good!"
• Produce Scale (burnt)- "Cooked."
• Grooming Station (held)- "Do not worry, Wolfgang will build it!"
• Grooming Station- "For brushing and pampering of hair-cows."
• Grooming Station (occupied)- "Do not worry hair-cow, you are in good hands with Wolfgang!"
• File:Grooming Station Burnt.pngGrooming Station (burnt)- "Hmm... not good."
• Craftsmerm House- "Is house for fish men!"
• Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "Little house was no match for fire."
• DIY Royalty Kit- "Tiny fish girl seems very busy."
• DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "All gone in puff of smoke."
• Royal Tapestry- "Big sitting mat looks very inviting."
• Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "Is burnt up."
• Merm Flort-ifications- "Is tree full of fighting fish!"
• Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "Is tree full of fish!"
• Sisturn (empty)- "Is like tiny house for bird! But why is little pot here?"
• Sisturn (some flowers)- "Wolfgang will find more flowers for tiny house!"
• Sisturn (full)- "Wolfgang like the flowers, but why is little pot floating?"

Refine

• Boards- "Log was broken to make board!"
• Cut Stone- "Rock was crushed to make brick!"
• Cratered Moonrock- "Rock from moon has hole. Like a cheese!"
• Marble Bean- "Brainlady says is not for eat."
• Feathery Canvas- "Is cloth of bird!"
• Collected Dust- "Is strong dust! Very strong!"

Magic

• Pan Flute- "You want Wolfgang play folk song?"
• Belt of Hunger- "Is causing hunger or stopping it?"
• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Better him than Wolfgang."
• Telelocator Staff- "Fancy headache stick."
• Ocuvigil- "Wolfgang thinks is full of secrets."
• Moon Dial (generic)- "Wolfgang see moon reflection, but not his mighty self!"
• Moon Dial (new moon)- "Moon is hiding."
• Moon Dial (waxing)- "Tiny moon is get bigger!"
• Moon Dial (full moon)- "Moon is very mighty!"
• Moon Dial (waning)- "Moon is get sleepy."
• Moon Dial (in Caves)- "Moon is shy in cave!"
• Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "M-maybe is not good night for looking up at sky."
• The Lazy Deserter- "Is friend-bringer!"
• The Lazy Deserter (active)- "Is ready now."
• Clean Sweeper- "Is like magic show!"
• Kitschy Beaver Idol- "Beard is making crafts?"
• Kitschy Goose Idol- "Wolfgang getting a bit worried about beardy friend..."
• Kitschy Moose Idol- "This make beardman mighty like Wolfgang?"

Dress

• Rabbit Earmuffs- "Is could make me look like little bunny!"
• Feather Hat- "Is silly hat of feather. Could make Wolfgang bird?"
• Puffy Vest- "Cozy nosy!"
• Bush Hat- "So sneaky!"
• Walking Cane- "To walk AND hit things!"
• Cat Cap- "Hat of untrust-y-ness."
• Fashion Goggles- "Makes Wolfgang look very mighty."
• Desert Goggles- "Sand cannot stop Wolfgang!"
• Funcap- "Is mushy-room... for head!"
• Seawreath- "This make Wolfgang uneasy."
• Astroggles- "Is fueled by potato, like Wolfgang!"
• Clever Disguise- "Wolfgang will be biggest and strongest fish man!"
• Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "Will tiny hat fit on Wolfgang's mighty head?"

Ancient

• The Lazy Forager- "For wearing around strong necks."
• Construction Amulet- "Is so light! Feels like nothingness!"
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "It needs strong placing."
• Premier Gardeneer Hat- "Fills Wolfgang's head with the plant know-hows!"

​Cartography

• Map Scroll (empty)- "No little pictures! Just paper."

​Celestial

• Moon Rock Idol- "Hehe. Is funny little moon man."
• Portal Paraphernalia- "If Wolfgang build it, they will come."
• Moon Glass Axe- "Is for swing and chop."
• Glass Cutter- "My new friend taught me how to make."
• Bath Bomb- "Is for prettifying little hotbath."

​Critters

• Kittykit- "Small fur is Wolfgang's friend."
• Vargling- "I am call him Pupgang!"
• Ewelet- "Is walking fluff!"
• Broodling- "Mighty pet! Very good!"
• Glomglom- "Flying bug friend!"
• Giblet- "Bird baby is weak, but good."
• Mothling- "Strong Wolfgang will protect soft flutterby."
• Friendly Peeper- "Little eye not so scary!"

​Fishing

• Wooden Ball Bobber and Hardened Slip Bobber- "Float well, tiny bobber!"
• Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spinnerbait and Spoon- "Is tiny fish bait."
• Rainy Day Lure- "For fishing when raining."
• Snow Day Lure- "For fishing when is snow outside."
• Stupefying Lure- "Ha! It make fish stupid!"
• Heavy Weighted Lure- "Wolfgang will show all how to catch biggest fish!"
• Jet Quill Float- "Feather of crow float well on water!"
• Crimson Quill Float- "Feather of red bird float well on water!"
• Azure Quill Float- "Feather of winter bird float well on water!"
• Saffron Quill Float- "Feather of yellow bird float well on water!"
• Down Quill Float and Malbatross Quill Float- "Wolfgang use big feather to catch big fish!"

​Sculpt

• Carved Hornucopia- "Why stone food hurt mouth?"
• Bubble Pipe Carving- "Might be good for lifting!"
• Pawn Figure- "Little man is wearing little hat!"
• Rook Figure- "Does not look like castle to Wolfgang."
• Knight Figure- "Is good horsey, Wolfgang thinks."
• Bishop Figure- "Weak little rock man looks nice."
• Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "Wolfgang does not like moving statues!!"
• Queenly Figure- "Faceless lady make Wolfgang uncomfortable."
• Kingly Figure- "Looks very not-mighty."
• Deerclops Figure- "Is scary monster statue."
• Bearger Figure- "Terrifying beast statue!"
• Moose/Goose Figure- "Bad monster made of stone."
• Dragonfly Figure- "Is fiery killbeast, but stone."
• Moon Moth Figure- "Is look like little flutterby, but bigger!"
• Anchor Figure- "Is big. And heavy. Wolfgang would like to lift."
• "Moon" Figure- "Is look just like sky cheese!"
• Malbatross Figure- "How will bird fly if it is stone?"
• Crab King Figure- "Wolfgang was seasick for days..."
• Toadstool Figure- "Wolfgang more handsome than ugly froggy."
• Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "Ha! Wolfgang more mighty than statue."
• Klaus Figure- "Is that time of year already?"
• Bee Queen Figure- "Mighty statue stays mighty still."
• Antlion Figure- "Wolfgang will not battle it in staring contest."
• Ancient Guardian Figure- "Strong beast made from strong stone!"
• Celestial Champion Figure- "Wolfgang glad is just statue."
• Eye of Terror Figure- "No like the way it look at Wolfgang."
• Twins of Terror Figure- "Brrr, still sends chill down Wolfgang's spine."

​Seafaring

• Boat Kit- "Is for making very nice boat."
• Plank- "Maybe Wolfgang go for dip."
• Leak- "Wolfgang will plug hole with mighty fists!"
• Boat Patch- "Mighty Wolfgang will fix all boats!"
• Oar- "Wolfgang will be mighty rower!"
• Driftwood Oar- "Oar feels so light in Wolfgang's mighty hands!"
• Anchor Kit- "Is for making big boat weight."
• Anchor- "Is good for weightlift. Build muscle."
• Mast Kit- "Is for making big sail-stick."
• Mast- "Wooden wind catcher!"
• Winged Sail Kit- "Make good sail out of bird feathers!"
• Winged Sail- "Bird make good sail."
• Steering Wheel Kit- "Is for making little whirly steer-wheel."
• Steering Wheel- "Wolfgang does not know where he is going."
• Tin Fishin' Bin- "Is new home for fish. For now."
• Pinchin' Winch- "Is mighty wooden arm for grabbing!"
• Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "Pull, mighty arm! Pull!"
• Pinchin' Winch (holding item)- "Ha! Easy job for Wolfgang!"
• Deck Illuminator- "Put fire up high. Is safer that way."
• Lightning Conductor- "Is lightning trap."
• Fire Pump- "Splishy splashy pump."

​Balloonomancy

• Pile o' Balloons- "Wolfgang will make balloon muscles."
• Balloon- "Is full of clown breath!"
• Speedy Balloon- "Clownman has mighty lungs to make balloon so big!"
• Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "Balloon has gotten scrawny and weak!"
• Party Balloon- "Come, friends! Is party!"
• Inflatable Vest- "Wolfgang will try not to pop little vest with his mighty muscles."
• Balloon Hat- "Haha! Tiny clownman make funny rabbit hat!"

​Books

• Bookcase- "Makes brainlady happy, Wolfgang will protect it!"
• Birds of the World- "Book is for the birds!"
• Horticulture, Abridged- "Little book makes food grow for Wolfgang."
• Applied Silviculture- "Wolfgang rather grow muscle than flowers."
• Sleepytime Stories- "Wolfgang's eyes feel heavy like dumbbells."
• The End is Nigh!- "Tiny book scares Wolfgang!"
• On Tentacles- "Wolfgang will call many foes to fight!"
• The Angler's Survival Guide- "Pictures of fish make Wolfgang's belly rumble."
• Pyrokinetics Explained- "Wolfgang hopes is not explained in more big words..."
• Overcoming Arachnophobia- "Eep!!"
• Tempering Temperatures- "But Wolfgang needs to feel the burn!"
• Lux Aeterna- "Wolfgang likes the book light."
• Practical Rain Rituals- "Wolfgang will keep umbrella, just in case."
• Lunar Grimoire- "Wolfgang doesn't need book to know where moon is."
• Apicultural Notes- "Is true, Wolfgang does not know much of ape culture."
• Horticulture, Expanded- "Will thicker book grow thicker vegetables?"
• The Everything Encyclopedia- "Hmm, is heavy book, maybe good for lifting."
• Lux Aeterna Redux- "Wolfgang is starting to find liking for books."
• Fiery Pen- "Wolfgang does not want to write with that pen!"

Circuitry

• Bio Scanalyzer- "Wolfgang's muscles too mighty for scanning, would break tiny metal brain!"
• Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "It sleeps now."
• Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "Funny machine is winking at Wolfgang?"
• Circuit Extractor- "Is funny robot thing."
• Bio Data- "Is tiny boring paper."
• Circuits- "Is robot snacks, yes?"

Clocksmithy

• Clockmaker's Tools- "These tools too tiny for Wolfgang's mighty hands!"
• Time Pieces- "Is jumble of tiny clock things."
• Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "Is just little clock."
• Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch (recharging)- "Little clock sleeps now."
• Portal Entrance- "Is very dark inside... maybe Wolfgang will just walk instead?"
• Portal Exit- "Wolfgang is happy to be out of tunnel."
• Alarming Clock- "Wolfgang would like to try!"

​Ectoherbology

• All Ghostly Elixirs- "Wolfgang not trust tiny bottles made by creepy girl."

​Engineering

• Trusty Tape- "Is sticky and good for mending!"
• Winona's Catapult- "Little fixing lady has very big brainmeats."
• Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "Is not working."
• Winona's Inventions (burning)- "Is burning!"
• Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "Is all burned up."
• Winona's Spotlight- "Fixing lady knows Wolfgang not like dark."
• Winona's Generator- "Thingamabob made by fixing lady."
• Winona's Generator (low fuel)- "Is supposed to look like that?"
• Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "Thingamabob is dead!"
• Winona's G.E.M.erator- "Fixing lady doohickeys."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "It does not look so good."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "Fixing lady, quick, come fix!"

​Green Thumb

• Bramble Husk- "Mighty Wolfgang does not need armor!"
• Bramble Trap- "Is sharp plant for hurting feets."
• Compost Wrap- "Is very mighty poop."

​Seasonings

• Garlic Powder- "Smells like mama used to make."
• Honey Crystals- "Fruit smashing made sweet sauce."
• Chili Flakes- "Is mighty spicy, but Wolfgang can take it."
• Seasoning Salt- "Smashed big salt rock into many tiny tasty rocks!"

​Slingshot Ammo

• Pebbles, Gold Rounds, Marbles, Freeze Rounds, Slow-Down Rounds, and Cursed Rounds- "Is little bits of junk."
• Poop Pellets- "Is little bits of poop."

Spider Care

• Den Decorating Set- "Monsterchild will draw Wolfgang next, yes?"
• Webby Whistle- "Wolfgang not sure he wants to be at spider party..."
• Shoo Box- "Is clicky clacky spider box."
• Healing Glop- "Wolfgang will leave yucky glop for spiders."
• All Switcherdoodles- "Tiny spider will be crushed in Wolfgang's mighty jaws! Or maybe not."

​Stagecraft

• Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, Bel Canto of Courage, and Fireproof Falsetto- "Stronglady have voice as powerful as her muscles!"
• Rude Interlude and Startling Soliloquy- "Wolfgang will stick to lifting and punching."

Strongman

• Mighty Gym- "Watch, puny friends! Wolfgang will perform feats of strength!"
• Mighty Gym (burnt)- "Wolfgang will hold back mighty tears..."
• Dumbbell- "Ha! Wolfgang could lift boulders twice this size!"
• Golden Dumbbell- "Lift! Lift to get strong!"
• Gembell- ""Make muscles mighty!"
• Potato Sack- "Ha! Lifting and potatoes are three of Wolfgang's favorite things!" [sic]

​Events

Hallowed Nights

• Candy Bag- "Is little bag for scary goodies!"
• Candy Apple- "Wolfgang eat many bushels!"
• Candy Corn- "Little corns get stuck in Wolfgang's mighty moustache!"
• Catcoon Candy- "Wolfgang not sure he has heart to eat."
• Choco Pigs- "Little men of chocolate stand no chance against Wolfgang!"
• Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "Is tasty little treat!"
• Gummy Spider- "Wolfgang feel strong when mashing tiny spiders between teeth!"
• Jelly Worm- "Is look yucky, but taste okay."
• Not-So-Candy Corn- "Very bland. Reminds Wolfgang of back home candy!"
• Raisins- "Little shrivelly sadlumps."
• "Raisins"- "Maybe is chocolate?"
• Candy Lice- "Is gross little candy bugs!"
• Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "Hard candy is strong like Wolfgang!"
• Lava Pepper- "Is too hot for Wolfgang!!"
• Broken Stake- "Stab-stick is useless now."
• Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "Wolfgang does not like spooky magics."
• Empty Elixir- "Little potion make Wolfgang mighty?"
• Faux Fangs- "Gah! Do not scare Wolfgang!"
• Monkey Paw- "Is soft, but spooky."
• Spider Ring- "Wolfgang not wear creepy finger-spider."
• Binoculars- "Is making tiny friends look tinier!"
• Lone Glove- "Is just one glove."
• Snail Scale- "Wolfgang has no use for tiny garbage."
• Goop Canister- "Wolfgang will crush it!"
• Toy Cobra- "Is tiny scary thing."
• Crocodile Toy- "Is tiny toy monster."
• Broken Terrarium- "Is very broke."
• Odd Radio- "Wolfgang can barely hear this."
• Broken Hairdryer- "Is useless thing, I think."
• Mad Scientist Lab- "Is making Wolfgang brain hurt."
• Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "Wolfgang is brave. Is making Wolfgang braver."
• Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "Is strong like Wolfgang!"
• Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "Is okay, but big Wolfgang need big drink!"
• Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "Is making fire go boom boom!"
• Steeped Lunar Essence- "Hot leaf water make things change!"
• Totally Normal Root- "Hello little sticky!"
• Totally Normal Sapling- "Grow big and strong so Wolfgang can decorate!"
• Bat Decoration- "Is real bat?! Is not real bat."
• Crow Decoration- "Little fake birdy is needing tree!"
• Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "Wolfgang could hang somewheres."
• Ghost Decoration- "Wolfgang should be hanging it somewhere."
• Spider Decoration- "Is for decorating."
• Tentacle Decoration- "Wolfgang needs to be decorating."
• Bats coming out of tree- "Wolfgang's eyes is playing tricky!"
• Drinking bravery potion- "Wolfgang is brave! Not scared of spooky tree!"
• Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "Wolfgang expected something to happen."

Winter's Feast

• Gift Wrap- "Wolfgang needs help tying little bow."
• Gift- "Is nice little present!"
• Festive Tree Planter- "Very nice little pot!"
• Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Happy tree is burn now."
• Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "Is growing."
• Winter's Feast Tree- "Tree looks very happy!"
• Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "Tree is not fireproof!"
• Gingerbread Cookie- "Little man crumble under my mighty teeth!"
• Eternal Fruitcake- "Wolfgang does not trust little fruit loaf."
• Sugar Cookie- "Does Wolfgang have sugar in moustache?"
• Candy Cane- "Is tiny sugar stick."
• Chocolate Log Cake- "Ha! Is not real log, Wolfgang was not fooled!"
• Plum Pudding- "Tiny yummy cakething make strong Wolfgang."
• Apple Cider- "Little fruit is sweet and tasty!"
• Hot Cocoa- "Wolfgang likes feeling cozy."
• Heavenly Eggnog- "Is much protein inside, yes?"
• Festive Bauble- "Is so small in Wolfgang's hand."
• Festive Light- "Glass ball of twinkly light!"
• Magnificent Adornment- "Pretty little token of mightiness!"
• Champion Adornment- "Decoration of mighty enemy."
• Appeasing Adornment- "Hello, little friend!"
• Masonry Oven- "Oven needs mighty fuel!"
• Masonry Oven (cooking)- "Is making Wolfgang's mouth water."
• Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "Is almost done..."
• Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "Wolfgang will share with all his friends!"
• Winter's Feast Table- "Is place for all of Wolfgang's friends!"
• Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "Come, friends, and eat the mighty food!"
• Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "Oops. Is not going here."
• Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "Think party has gotten out of hand."
• Merry Berrysauce- "Is very berry!"
• Bibingka- "Leafy bread fills Wolfgang's mighty belly!"
• Cabbage Rolls- "Wolfgang likes his cabbage rolls smothered in sauerkraut!"
• Festive Fish Dish- "Is good fish for holidays."
• Good Gravy- "Gravy is good indeed!"
• Latkes- "Will eat many, many of these."
• Lutefisk- "Wolfgang will eat the stinky fish."
• Mulled Punch- "Is good, cozy drink."
• Panettone- "Is good, sweet bread."
• Pavlova- "Look very delicate, not like mighty Wolfgang."
• Pickled Herring- "Good fish, get in belly."
• Polish Cookies- "Ah, bring back good memories."
• Pumpkin Pie- "Wolfgang's belly is going to grow bigger than muscles..."
• Roasted Turkey- "Wolfgang hungry for bird meat!"
• Stuffing- "Bread chunks very good!"
• Sweet Potato Casserole- "Is very sweet, but see no potato."
• Tamales- "Was Wolfgang not supposed to eat husk of corn?"
• Tourtiere- "Is pie filled with much protein!"
• Gingerbread Pig- "Hehe! Come back, little guy!"
• Gingerbread Pig House- "Wolfgang will punch it for the candy."
• Gingerbread Varg- "Wolfgang will defeat it. Then, dessert!"
• Cookie Crumbles- "Is clue! Yummy, yummy clue!"
• Holiday Cheer- "Is making Wolfgang think of friends."
• Eating Holiday Cheer- "Remind Wolfgang of old country..."
• Eating without feasting- "Wolfgang should share with tiny, weaker friends."
• Feasting- "Is the time for feasting!"
• Feasting buff- "Why do tiny sparks follow Wolfgang?"
• Feasting buff wearing off- "Goodbye tiny sparks."

Lunar New Year

• Red Pouch- "Is good color!"
• Lucky Gold Nugget- "Is money?"
• Red Firecrackers- "Crackle bangs!"
• Red Lantern- "Wolfgang does not like the dark."
• Lucky Fan- "Wolfgang feel very lucky!"
• Lucky Beast Head- "Wolfgang will be mighty beast!"
• Lucky Beast Body- "Is tums of big scarebeast."
• Lucky Beast Tail- "Mighty rear!"
• Floating Lantern- "Is floaty water light."
• Dappled and Golden Koi- "Is mighty fish!"

Gobbler

• Gobbler Shrine- "Top is look like berry bird."
• Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "Is wanting little bush plant?"
• Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "Is small and broken now."

Varg

• Varg Shrine- "Stick made shiny puppy happy!"
• Varg Shrine (empty)- "Shiny puppy is wanting to play fetch."
• Varg Shrine (burnt)- "Puppy box is burned."
• Lucky Whistle- "Tiny whistle stick makes no noise!"
• Clay Hound- "Ruff, ruff!"
• Clay Hound (statue)- "Little dog does not bark!"
• Clay Varg- "Big clay puppy!"
• Clay Varg (statue)- "Is scary statue."
• Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "Picture will help Wolfgang carve nice rocks!"
• Hound Figure- "Is nice little doggy."
• Varg Figure- "It looks like scary monster!"

Pig King

• Pig Shrine- "Is pretty piggy."
• Pig Shrine (empty)- "Wolfgang give it meat."
• Pig Shrine (burnt)- "Poor little piggy."
• Tribute Roast- "Make Wolfgang mighty!"
• Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "Is not for Wolfgang."
• Fish Heads on a Stick- "Is for making Wolfgang little bit mighty."
• Golden Belt- "Is not fitting Wolfgang."
• Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "Is dirty fighter."
• Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "He is having nasty temper."
• Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "Is mighty. Wolfgang mightier."
• Elite Pig (Wade)- "Wolfgang wave to little piggy!"
• Can't play game (too late)- "Is dark. No games now."
• Can't play game (area not empty)- "Wolfgang clean first."
• Can't play game (danger)- "Is too scary for that now!"

Carrat

• Carrat Shrine- "Shiny leggy carrot was hungry!"
• Carrat Shrine (empty)- "Is wanting nibbles. Wolfgang will find."
• Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "Very sad."
• Starting Point Kit- "Is gong-thing for race starting."
• Starting Point- "Is starting place for tiny leggy carrots."
• Finish Line Kit- "Wolfgang will find good place for finish spot."
• Finish Line- "Wolfgang will win, have leggy-est carrot!"
• Finish Line (burnt)- "Is all burnt away."
• Finish Line (won)- "Haha! Good job, tiny friend!"
• Finish Line (lost)- "{winner} trained leggy carrot well."
• Checkpoint Kit and Checkpoint- "Is point for checking."
• Navigation Gym Kit- "Will make leggy carrot smarter!"
• Navigation Gym- "Is tiny turny gym."
• Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "You learning well!"
• Navigation Gym (burnt)- "Tiny gym burnt away."
• Reflex Gym Kit- "Will give good reflexes to leggy carrot!"
• Reflex Gym- "Wolfgang smell popcorn."
• Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "Good! Is learning!"
• Reflex Gym (burnt)- "Tiny gym burnt away."
• Speed Gym Kit- "Will make leggy carrot faster!"
• Speed Gym- "Speed almost as important as mightiness."
• Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "Haha! Run, little friend!"
• Speed Gym (burnt)- "Tiny gym burnt away."
• Endurance Gym Kit- "Will make leggy carrot stronger!"
• Endurance Gym- "Yes!! Tiny gym will make leggy carrot strong!"
• Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "You will be mighty!"
• Endurance Gym (burnt)- "Tiny gym burnt away."
• Carrat Scale Kit- "Is measurer of racing mightiness!"
• Carrat Scale- "Will see how mighty Wolfgang's leggy carrot is!"
• Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "Hmmm, could be mightier."
• Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "You will be good racer!"
• Carrat Scale (burnt)- "Will probably not work anymore."
• Packet of Seeds- "Is seeds for growing."
• Premium Seed Packet- "Is fancy seeds for growing."
• Carrat Figure- "Wolfgang liked racing leggy carrots."
• Charlie's Carrat- "Something wrong with that one..."
• Can't start race with no participants- "Wolfgang must find leggy carrots for race!"
• Race starting- "Leggy carrot race start NOW!"
• Carrat is sleeping- "Is not the sleepytime!"
• Carrat is stunned- "Will not win like that! Must go!"
• Carrat going wrong way-
  • "No! Wrong way!"
  • "You go wrong way, leggy carrot!"
• Carrat is slow- "Leggy carrot must go faster!"
• Carrat is exhausted- "Is too weak for race."
• Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
  • "Is not Wolfgang's leggy carrot."
  • "Wolfgang's leggy carrot look completely different!"

Beefalo

• Beefalo Shrine- "Is fuzzy and happy now."
• Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "Is hair-cow with no hair? Wolfgang must fix."
• Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "Nothing Wolfgang can do now."
• Sewing Machine (held)- "So many fiddly pieces for Wolfgang to put together..."
• Sewing Machine- "Will sew loveliest of costumes for hairy cow."
• Judge's Booth (held)- "Is easy - like setting up small circus tent."
• Judge's Booth- "Is reminding Wolfgang of circus."
• Beefalo Stage (held)- "Ha! Wolfgang will have it built in quickest of snaps!"
• Beefalo Stage- ""Is good stage for hairy cows!
• Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "Is bit of pattern. Wolfgang should find more."
• Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "Wolfgang should show to judge."
• Beefalo Dolls- "Ha! Is huggable friend!"
• ()Warrior Costume Pattern- "Yes, will make hairy cow fearsome!"
• ()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "Will make hairy cow so cute!"
• ()Festive Costume Pattern- "Is made from brightest of colors!"
• ()Flowery Costume Pattern- "Flowers would be good against cow smell."
• ()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "Will make hairy cow tough like iron!"
• ()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "Wolfgang's hair cow will face the cold mightily!"
• ()Formal Costume Pattern- "Who makes fancy suit for cow?"
• ()Victorian Costume Pattern- "Looks very complicated to Wolfgang."
• ()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "Hope beast gives Wolfgang luck in contest!"
• Beefalo Figure- "Is look almost like real hair-cow."
• Calling beefalo- "Come, hair-cow!"
• Can't build stage too far- "How will judge see Wolfgang's beautiful hair-cow from so far away?"
• Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "Wolfgang needs hair-cow!"
• Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "Hair-cow is too far away."
• Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "Is staying put."
• Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "Is too feisty for hitching!"
• Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "Wolfgang has chosen this one!"
• Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "Wolfgang will wait for next time."
• Failed to start contest (generic)- "Where do you hide, strange little man?"
• Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "Maybe contest is somewhere else."
• Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "Judge man is busy."
• Learned new costume pattern- "Is new hair-cow costume! Wolfgang will make."
• Costume pattern already known- "Ha! Was already there in Wolfgang's big brain!"

Catcoon

• Catcoon Shrine- "Looks like tiny kitty, but shiny."
• Catcoon Shrine (empty)- "Is wanting little feather, Wolfgang will help!"
• Catcoon Shrine (burnt)- "Poor tiny kitty."
• Kitcoon Nursery Kit- "Is for making strong home for tiny kitties."
• Kitcoon Nursery- "Is tiny home of tiny kitties."
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek)- "Tiny kitties must be hiding somewhere."
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek, time almost up)- "Tiny kitty game will end soon, ha!"
• Kitcoon Nursery (burnt)- "Is tiny kitties safe?"
• Wind-up Mouse Toy- "Eep! Oh, is not real."
• Kit Collar- "Wolfgang will give tiny kitty good, strong name!"
• Gobbler Wobbler and Kit Teaser Kits- "Is to make tiny kitties happy."
• Gobbler Wobbler- "Wolfgang will punch teasing bird!"
• Gobbler Wobbler and Kit Teaser (burnt)- "This makes Wolfgang sad."
• Kit Teaser- "Wait... is not real fish?"
• Kitcoon Figure- "Wolfgang can lift twice as many!"
• Catcoon Figure- "Ha! Is easy to find this one."
• Kitcoon (forest)- "Is walking bush. Wait, is tiny kitty!"
• Kitcoon (savanna)- "AHH! Wolfgang thought tiny kitty was mean kitty!"
• Kitcoon (marsh)- "Is weird smell coming from tiny kitty?"
• Kitcoon (deciduous)- "Is tiny. Good for hiding, ha ha!"
• Kitcoon (grassy)- "Ouch! Pokes Wolfgang's finger."
• Kitcoon (rocky)- "Is tough tiny kitty, learned from Wolfgang."
• Kitcoon (desert)- "Can tiny kitty hear Wolfgang from over there?"
• Kitcoon (lunar)- "Is tiny kitty made of... cheese?"
• Kitcoon (festive)- "Is year of tiny kitty, yes?"
• Ticoon- "Is Wolfgang's furry friend."
• Ticoon (abandoned)- "Wolfgang is sorry."
• Ticoon (found Kitcoon)- "Furry friend is doing great job!"
• Ticoon (lost trail)- "What you looking for, furry friend?"
• Ticoon (Kitcoon nearby)- "Wolfgang thinks furry friend found something!"
• Ticoon (tracking)- "Go, furry friend, help Wolfgang!"
• Ticoon (tracking for someone else)- "Oh, is wrong kitty!"
• Ticoon (no Kitcoons)- "Furry friend didn't find anything for Wolfgang."
• Ticoon (Kitcoons too far)- "Tiny kitties too far from us!"

The Forge

• Battlemaster Pugna- "Is important-looking man."
• Pit Pig- "Tiny pig cannot hurt Wolfgang."
• Crocommander- "I will smush lizard man!"
• Snortoise- "Armor is for tiny men!"
• Scorpeon- "Wolfgang will beat you with fists!"
• Boarilla- "Wolfgang is stronger than you!"
• Grand Forge Boarrior- "Large pig man cannot out-muscle Wolfgang!"
• Rhinocebro- "Wolfgang is more macho."
• Infernal Swineclops- "Is not scaring Wolfgang."
• Ancient Gateway (off)- "Is how Wolfgang got here."
• Ancient Gateway (on)- "Goodbye, puny fire world!"
• Ancient Anchor (empty)- "Nothing here."
• Ancient Anchor (key)- "Is ready now."
• Forge Portal- "Little circle! Give me many things to fight!"
• Battle Standard- "We must all smash little flag!"
• Baby Spider- "Is tiny monsters!"
• Magma Golem- "Is rock friend."
• Living Staff- "Wolfgang cannot fight with twig."
• Infernal Staff- "Puny stick is not for Wolfgang."
• Petrifying Tome- "Is look very hard to read."
• Tome of Beckoning- "Wolfgang does not understand little letters."
• Forging Hammer- "Wolfgang is ready for high striker!"
• Pith Pike- "Wolfgang will stab many foes!"
• Spiral Spear- "Wolfgang likes swirly stab-stick."
• Riled Lucy- "Is beard's axe."
• Blacksmith's Edge- "Is might sword for mighty Wolfgang!"
• Darts- "Wolfgang does not fight from afar."
• Molten Darts- "Wolfgang will not use wimpy weapon."
• Hearthsfire Crystals- "Wolfgang doesn't like."
• Reed Tunic- "Wolfgang does not want flimsy thing."
• Feathered Reed Tunic- "Only cowards run from fights!"
• Wood Armor- "Is not very thick."
• Jagged Wood Armor- "Wolfgang does not like weak armor."
• Silken Wood Armor- "Is too weak for Wolfgang."
• Stone Splint Mail- "Armor is strong, like Wolfgang."
• Steadfast Stone Armor- "Is perfect fit for Wolfgang."
• Grand Armor- "Is mighty like Wolfgang."
• Barbed Helm- "Mighty little spike hat!"
• Nox Helm- "Wolfgang would like to wear it."
• Resplendent Nox Helm- "Is so mighty!"
• Feathered Wreath- "Silly little feather hat."
• Crystal Tiara- "Nice little head rocks."
• Clairvoyant Crown- "Is no-good creepy hat."
• Woven Garland- "Is useless leaf hat."
• Flower Headband- "It would make Wolfgang look nice."
• Blossomed Wreath- "Is many little fast flowers."
• Started revival- "Up now, friend!"
• Finished revival- "Go! Fight many things!"
• Revived- "Thank-you, friend!"
• Refusing inappropriate weapon- "That is not mighty weapon!"

The Gorge

• Mumsy- "Is fluffy goat lady!"
• Billy- "You grow up strong like Wolfgang, yes?"
• Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm and Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "Is having things for Wolfgang?"
• Swamp Pig Elder- "He seems like good fellow!"
• Swamp Pig Elder and Pigeon (sleeping)- "Gone beddy-bye."
• Swamp Pig- "Is big teeth you have!"
• Old Beefalo- "Is old."
• Pigeon- "Silly bird does not matter to Wolfgang."
• Pigeon (dead)- "Is dead."
• Pebble Crab- "Hello, itty bitty pincher!"
• Berry Bush- "Is all gone."
• Fern- "Is tiny leaf plant."
• Mushroom- "Wolfgang could use in soups."
• Mushroom (picked)- "No more for Wolfgang."
• Rotten Crop- "Ground turned veggie to gunk."
• Sapling- "Is broken."
• Spotty Shrub- "Is little shrub for eating."
• Spotty Shrub (picked)- "We took the food bits."
• Sugarwood Tree- "Is little tree of yummy goop."
• Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "Tree has been cut down!"
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "Little bucket needs to fill up."
• File:Sugarwood Tree Tapped Full.pngSugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "Little bucket is full!"
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "Wolfgang will crush tiny creatures."
• Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "Little tree has boo-boo."
• Ivy- "Is plant."
• The Altar of Gnaw- "Little stone. Wolfgang will cook for you."
• The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "Enjoy hearty meal from Wolfgang!"
• Ancient Gateway- "It did not go home. Is no surprise."
• Beast of Hunger (1)- "Nice stone lady."
• Beast of Hunger (2)- "Is silly statue. Wolfgang not afraid."
• Broken Carriage- "Is not work."
• Dilapidated Cathedral- "Someone is smashed it."
• Dilapidated Chimney (1)- "Wolfgang will punch whatever did this."
• Dilapidated Chimney (2)- "Wolfgang not do this. But Wolfgang could."
• Dilapidated Clocktower- "Is working? No is not working."
• Dilapidated Door- "Is not going nowhere."
• Dilapidated House-
  • "Is no one here."
  • "Someone crushed homes."
  • "Must have made something angry."
• Dilapidated Roof- "Wolfgang lift it, then Wolfgang have roof over head."
• Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "Is scary."
• Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "Wolfgang don't like."
• Worn Pig House- "Wimpy house for hairy pigs."
• House Rubble- "Little house is ruined."
• Iron Fence- "Is pointy spiky thing."
• Locked Iron Gate- "Is needing key."
• Iron Gate- "What nice things is in pink park?"
• Mealing Stone- "We must grind grain for bread!"
• Park Fountain- "There is no water for little birdies."
• Post- "Is post."
• Queen Beast- "Is big lady."
• Rundown House- "That house is for smelly fish men."
• Safe- "What is inside?"
• Locked Safe- "Punches do nothing."
• Sammy's Wagon, Pipton's Cart, and Stone Pillar- "Wolfgang could lift it."
• Salt Pond- "Is tiny ocean."
• Streetlight and Small Streetlight- "Wolfgang loves lamp."
• Smashed Clock- "Wolfgang cannot tell time."
• Urn- "Is burned dead person pieces."
• Wrecked Bicycle- "Is busted."
• Pot Hanger (held, 1)- "Makes pot hang above fire."
• Pot Hanger (held, 2)- "Is make pot hang over fire."
• Pot Hanger- "Wolfgang hang things over fire."
• Oven (held)- "Is fire box bits."
• Oven- "Friends! Wolfgang will cook for you!"
• Small Grill (held)- "Wolfgang needs put this down some place."
• Small Grill- "Is put fire on tiny food."
• Large Grill (held)- "Where will Wolfgang put this?"
• Large Grill- "Is put fire to food."
• Cookpot- "Friends, do not look! Pot needs to boil."
• Large Cookpot (1)- "Wolfgang brought most important ingredient: love."
• Large Cookpot (2)- "Wolfgang put this over fire."
• Small Casserole Dish- "Is making of small foods."
• Large Casserole Dish- "Is shame Wolfgang forget cabbage casserole recipe."
• Syrup Pot- "Wolfgang put in sugar goop. New sugar goop come out."
• Salt Rack (held)- "Mighty hands make quick work."
• Salt Rack- "Is not ready yet."
• Salt Rack (ready)- "Is ready!"
• Crab Trap- "Is for catching tiny pinchers."
• Hoe- "Wolfgang must do farmwork for tastiest veggies."
• Slaughter Tools- "Wolfgang use to kill things."
• Tree Tapping Kit- "Is for get yummy tree goop."
• Key- "Wolfgang have key to treasure."
• Iron Key- "Haha! Wolfgang open gate now!"
• Ancient Key- "Is heavy key but Wolfgang strong!"
• All Seed Packet types- "Give your seeds to Wolfgang, tiny paper!"
• All Seed types- "Is little tiny seeds for burying."
• Salmon- "Is floppy, floppy fish."
• Cooked Salmon- "Fish is cooked now."
• Crab Meat- "Is meat of tiny pincher."
• Cooked Crab Meat- "Yummy, yummy pincher."
• Cooked Foliage- "Is garnish now."
• Mushroom (item)- "Mushrooms need cooking!"
• Cooked Mushroom- "
• Garlic- "Is good flavor for stewing."
• Roast Garlic- "Flavor is good now."
• Onion- "Wolfgang eats like apple when not cooking."
• Roast Onion- "Crispy, brown, sweet."
• Potato- "Wolfgang's favorite veggie."
• Roast Potato- "Is golden brown! Texture like sun!"
• Toma Root- "Is good for sauce makings."
• Roast Toma Root- "Roasty and toasty."
• Turnip- "I will use in many dishes! Yes!"
• Roast Turnip- "Smell is very good."
• Wheat- "Flour! Wolfgang will grind with bare hands!"
• Flour- "Is for dough and many good noodles."
• Goat Milk- "Maybe goat lady got from hair cows?"
• Salt Crystals- "Wolfgang will crush bits into salt shaker."
• Salt- "Is make food taste good."
• Sap- "Is yummy tree goop!"
• Ruined Sap- "Wolfgang cannot cook with yuck sludge."
• Syrup- "Yummy sugar goop!"
• Spotty Sprig- "Is nice little garnish."
• Spot Spice- "Wolfgang will cook delicious things."
• Old Coin, Sapphire Medallion, and Red Mark- "Goat lady and fish men would like."
• Gnaw's Favor- "Sky beast liked Wolfgang's cookings!"
• Prepared dish- "Wolfgang will feed big sky beast!"
• Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "Is not what sky beast wants."
• Prepared dish (matches craving)- "Is good for sky beast."
• Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "Is tiny food, but good for sky beast."
• Burnt Food- "Is sad sight."
• Silver Plate and Bowl- "Is for fancy eating."
• Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "Let Wolfgang in!"
• Cannot slaughter Old Beefalo (too far)- "Come back so Wolfgang can eat you!"
• Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "Wolfgang already put on dish."
• Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "Food need different dish."
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "It must enjoy first yummy food from Wolfgang first!"
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "Wolfgang serves only best dishes!"
• Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "Is wrong key."
• Cannot use item (occupied)- "Wolfgang will wait for friend to finish."
• Food ruined (bad recipe)- "That was not good recipe!"
• Food ruined (overcooked)- "Little meal cooked too long."
• Lost round- "Sky beast is mad!"
• Won round- "Is time to leave. Goodbye, good food!"

Midsummer Cawnival

• Corvus Goodfeather- "He is like ringmaster, but more birdy."
• Crow Kid- "Welcome, bird child! Enjoy carnival!"
• Cawnival Token- "Is token for bird games."
• Prize Ticket- "Aha! Is ticket for prize!"
• Prize Tickets (small stack)- "Wolfgang will get biggest prize!"
• Prize Tickets (large stack)- "Pile is almost as big as Wolfgang's muscles!"
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, Egg Scramble, and Confetti Cannon (held)- "Ah... reminds Wolfgang of circus days."
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, and Egg Scramble- "Is needing token first."
• Hubbub for Grub (playing)- "Ha ha! Wolfgang will feed all the birdies!"
• Hubbub for Grub (trapdoor)- "Little bird door."
• Grub- "Haha! Is worms, but not real!"
• Eggs in a Basket (playing)- "Birds make very tricky game."
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor)- "Little bird door."
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor, playing)- "Was this one! No... that one?"
• Egg Scramble (playing)- "Haha! They run like tiny scared running things!"
• Scrambling Egg- "Come back egg!"
• Prize Booth (held)- "Don't worry birdies, Wolfgang will build it!"
• Prize Booth- "Give biggest prize to Wolfgang!"
• Confetti Cannon- "Is time for celebration!"
• Confetti Cannon (cooldown)- "Ack! Little cannon startled Wolfgang!"
• Cawnival Sapling- "Will make nice tree for birds."
• Cawnival Tree- "Hm... this place looks bare to Wolfgang..."
• Cawnival Tree (level 2)- "Wolfgang can make it even more beautiful!"
• Cawnival Tree (level 3)- "Is prettiest tree in forest!"
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, Midsummer Night Light, and Miniature Tree (held)- "Ha! Is tiny and easy to make."
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, and Mini Pendulum Ride- "Little egg ride."
• Midsummer Night Light- "Makes tiny, pretty light."
• Miniature Tree- "Wolfgang could snap trunk like toothpick!"
• File:Mystery Box.pngMystery Box- "What is in tiny secret box?"
• Cawnival Statuette- "Ah, is tiny statue!"
• Cawnival Statuette (uncommon)- "Wolfgang has not seen many like it!"
• Cawnival Statuette (rare)- "Very special, this one."
• Seed Clusters- "Bird snack."
• Corny Slush- "Is cold corny sludge."
• Chirpy Scarf- "Leafy bird scarf."
• Chirpy Cloak- "Always thought cape would look good on Wolfgang."
• Chirpy Capelet- "Takes many more leaves to cover Wolfgang's giant muscles."
• Can't activate Cawnival game (already in use)- "Friends are having good time, Wolfgang can wait."
• Can't activate Cawnival game (not token)- "Haha! Wolfgang thought it would be funny to try that!"
• Can't summon Corvus (already here)- "Where is bird man? Thought he was here..."
• Can't summon Corvus (busy)- "He is very busy bird, have carnival to run!"
• Can't summon Corvus (not Cawnival time)- "Looks like birds move carnival somewhere else."
• Missed in Hubbub for Grub- "Little bird is too fast!"

Nature - Plants

• Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Ha! You stood no chance!"
• Spiky Tree (stump)- "Spikes is chopped now!"
• Evergreen, Lumpy Evergreen, and Birchnut Tree (burning)- "Broke it."
• Spiky Tree (burning)- "Spikes is burned now!"
• Log- "Remains of tree-fights!"
• Log (burning)- "When I stick my hand over it, it tickles."
• Pine Cone and Birchnut- "I could crush the tree-seed with my hands!"
• Twigs- "Puny twigs! I will break them!"
• Grass Tuft (picked)- "The grass has been defeated!"
• Cut Grass- "Is pile of grass."
• Reeds (picked)- "Watery grass has been beaten!"
• Cut Reeds- "Is clump of reeds."
• Mushroom (picked)- "Is taken already."
• Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Ha! You lose, tiny tree!"
• Lumpy Sapling- "It pushed right up from the dirt!"
• Burnt Spiky Bush- "Is burnt now."
• Twiggy Tree- "Wolfgang will snap like toothpick!"
• Twiggy Tree (stump)- "Ha! You stood no chance!"
• Twiggy Tree (burning)- "Is broke."
• Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "Is small and broken now."
• Twiggy Tree (old)- "Wolfgang wishes to put weak tree out of misery!"
• Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "Grow, grow little tree!"
• Twiggy Tree Cone- "Little cone make big tree!"
• Sapling (disease warning)- "Is look even more puny."
• Grass Tuft and Berry Bush (disease warning)- "Is looking shrivelly."
• Diseased Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush- "Is weak. Sickly!"
• Juicy Berry Bush- "I will eat you!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "Eating part is gone."
• Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "Ah! Is burning!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "I need to poop on it to make juicy again."
• Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "He is cold, and juicy."
• Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "Is it dead?"
• Marble Sprout- "Rock bush is growing!"
• Marble Shrub- "Rock is strongest bush!"
• Rose- "Wolfgang tried to crush it, but it pricked him."
• Succulent- "Is tough plant."
• Succulent (held)- "Tough plant is not dead yet."
• Bull Kelp- "Big pond is growing hair."
• Bull Kelp (picked)- "All gone."
• Bull Kelp Stalk- "Is not very good weapon, I think."
• Driftwood- "Is tree from the sea."
• Driftwood (stump)- "All chopped up."
• Driftwood, Lune Tree, and Stone Fruit Bush (burning)- "Is burning!"
• Driftwood and Lune Tree (burnt)- "Is burnt up."
• Driftwood Piece- "Small log is practically fit in palm of my hand!"
• Lune Tree- "Roly poly weird tree."
• Lune Tree (stump)- "Is stumpy stump now."
• Lune Tree Blossom- "It come from weird tree."
• Lune Tree Sapling- "Puny little tree!"
• Stone Fruit Bush- "No fruit is too strong for Wolfgang's mighty jaw!"
• Stone Fruit Bush (picked)- "No little fruits today."
• Stone Fruit Bush (barren)- "It no longer makes the tiny fruits."
• Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "Is very hot out."
• Stone Fruit Bush (disease warning)- "Is not look very good."
• Diseased Stone Fruit Bush- "Little bush is sick!"
• Sprouting Stone Fruit- "Little bush is tiny and weak."
• Spiny Bindweed- "Is sharp looking."
• Binding Roots- "Now is more weeds in the way."
• Plant (happy)- "Is happy, yes?"
• Plant (stressed)- "Is bothered by something..."
• Plant (very stressed)- "Is very unhappy, many problems in its life."
• Plant (stressed, killjoys nearby)- "Wolfgang should tidy up garden."
• Plant (stressed, not enough identical plants nearby)- "Is lonely, needs family!"
• Plant (stressed, too many plants nearby)- "Is not enough space for so many plants!"
• Plant (stressed, bad season)- "Is not good season for this one."
• Plant (stressed, not enough water)- "Plant needs a drink!"
• Plant (stressed, poor nutrients)- "Is hungry! What do plants like to eat..."
• Plant (stressed, left unattended)- "Wolfgang will have a little chat with plant."
• Giant Carrots- "At least is big. Wolfgang can use for weights."
• Giant Corn- "Wolfgang's muscles will get even more mighty lifting giant corn!"
• Giant Pumpkin- "Is even bigger than weakling science man's head!"
• Giant Eggplant- "Wolfgang is getting tired of being fooled by non-egg plant..."
• Giant Durian- "Is big and spiky fruit."
• Giant Pomegranate- "Is big and good for lifting!"
• Giant Dragon Fruit- "Do not worry small weak friends, Wolfgang can carry giant fruit!"
• Giant Watermelon- "Is extra big to hold more melon inside."
• Giant Toma Root- "Is almost big enough to fill Wolfgang's mighty belly!"
• Giant Potato- "Is... is most beautiful thing Wolfgang has ever seen..."
• Giant Asparagus- "Big vegetables for growing even bigger and stronger!"
• Giant Onion- "Onion is good for you! Big ones even better!"
• Giant Garlic- "Is never enough garlic!"
• Giant Pepper- "Is filled with powerful spice."
• Giant Rotten Crop- "Wolfgang was going to eat that..."
• Great Tree Trunk- "Tree must lift lot of weights to get so big!"
• Great Tree Root- "Is big tree root."
• Mossy Vine- "AAAH-- oh. Wolfgang thought was snake."
• Knobbly Tree- "What is tree doing way out here?"
• Knobbly Tree Nut- "Is heavy, but not too heavy for Wolfgang!"
• Above-Average Tree Trunk- "Wolfgang make mighty tree of his own!"

Nature - Objects

• Boulder- "Everyone watch! Wolfgang will deadlift!"
• Grave (dug)- "Sorry, dead peoples."
• Florid Postern- "Why door not crumble under mighty Wolfgang punches?!"
• Gigantic Beehive- "Wolfgang's mighty punches do nothing."
• Honey Patch- "Sticky stompy patch of muck!"
• Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "Little hive is get bigger!"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "Does not budge, even under Wolfgang's mighty strength!"
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "Lumpy, bumpy rock!"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "Is big fancy rock!"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "Is many big rocks!"
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "Strange little man was in big rock!"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "Hidden marble man has big booboo."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "Rock has all pieces now."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "Marble man is fixed!"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "Booboo is all better!"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "Stone is getting scarier!"
• Magma- "Is not time for swimming!"
• Rock- "Is just small rock."
• Crispy Skeleton- "Wolfgang does not like this!!"
• Marble Statue (Comedy)- "She seems like happy lady."
• Marble Statue (Tragedy and Pawn)- "Wolfgang does not know what to do with pretty statues."
• Marble Statue (Vase)- "Is manly spittoon?"
• Meteor and Moon Rock- "But is not cheese?"
• Celestial Orb- "Is ball not for throwing."
• Celestial Portal- "Is strong like Wolfgang."
• Moon Stone (broken)- "Tiny platform is broken!"
• Moon Stone (repaired)- "Little platform is still missing pieces."
• Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Is ready for good fight!"
• Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "Sickly little light is not run out."
• Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "Feels wrong to Wolfgang."
• Moon Rubble- "Is little pieces from moon!"
• Petrified Evergreen- "Now I punch it apart!"
• Rock Den- "Wolfgang hear little noises inside."
• Skeleton (all players)- "Hah. %s did not have enough muscle to survive %s."
• Stagehand- "Wolfgang has no use for tiny table."
• Stagehand (walking)- "GAH! Table is creepy walking fist!"
• Suspicious Marble (rook)- "Wolfgang carry long rock, is no problem!"
• Suspicious Marble (knight)- "Everyone! Watch Wolfgang carry horse head!"
• File:Sculpture Bishophead.pngSuspicious Marble (bishop)- "Watch Wolfgang lift little marble head!"
• Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "Wolfgang does not like that."
• Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "Is make Wolfgang uncomfortable!"
• Loot Stash- "Something inside for Wolfgang, maybe?"
• Lake- "Splishes and splashes."
• Lake (dry)- "Lake should be here!"
• Cave-in Boulder- "Is no trouble to lift boulder."
• Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "Wolfgang must move other rocks."
• Garden Detritus- "You are in the way!"
• Anenemy- "Wolfgang be careful not to step on."
• Anenemy (closed)- "Ha ha! You is no match for mighty Wolfgang!"
• Anenemy Trap- "Is not bite Wolfgang toesies now."
• Celestial Altar Base- "Tell Wolfgang where you go and he will take you."
• Celestial Altar Idol- "Wolfgang is here to help, yes."
• Celestial Altar Orb- "Yes, Wolfgang will carry you."
• Celestial Altar (incomplete)- "Wolfgang like to help new friends."
• Celestial Altar- "You have secrets for Wolfgang, friend?"
• Inactive Celestial Tribute- "Wolfgang will help you!"
• Celestial Tribute- "Such loud whisperings. Make head hurt."
• Celestial Sanctum Icon- "Wolfgang will carry you most mightily!"
• Celestial Sanctum Ward- "Is not so heavy, Wolfgang will carry as far as you need!"
• Celestial Sanctum- "Seems happy now, Wolfgang thinks."
• Celestial Fissure- "Wolfgang is frighten, but happy."
• Celestial Fissure (no light)- "Tiny ground is crack apart!"
• Hot Spring- "Is hot puddle."
• Hot Spring (bombed)- "Puddle stinks with good smells now."
• Hot Spring (glassed over)- "Mighty Wolfgang will punch through silly glass!"
• Hot Spring (empty)- "Is just dirt hole now."
• Inviting Formation- "Special things is trapped inside!"
• Moon Glass- "Sharp stuff that fell from sky cheese."
• Moon Shard- "Is clear green sharp-stuff."
• Sea Bones- "Big fish is very dead."
• Shattered Spider Hole- "Scary things is inside maybe."
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (initial)- "This no place for someone's babushka."
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (upgraded)- "Make good home for old shell lady."
• Hermit Bee Box- "Funny looking house for bees."
• Hermit Bee Box (no honey)- "It has no honey."
• Hermit Bee Box (some honey)- "Bees are busy."
• Hermit Bee Box (full of honey)- "Is ready for harvest!"
• Hermit Bee Box (burnt)- "Bees are burned."
• Hermit Drying Rack- "Is sad and meat-less."
• Hermit Drying Rack (drying)- "Dry meaty things! Dry!"
• Hermit Drying Rack (done)- "Will old lady be able to eat such tough meat?"
• Hermit Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Go away, rain! Meat is drying!"
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "Wolfgang could punch water out, maybe?"
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "Is very good and dry now!"
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "Sky tears is re-wetting the dry things!"
• File:Hermit Drying Rack Burnt.pngHermit Drying Rack (burnt)- "Cannot dry meat now."
• Plugged Fissure- "Why is ground stuffed with stinky shells?"
• Baritone Shell Bell- "Is mighty singing shell!"
• Alto Shell Bell- "Is singing shell?"
• Soprano Shell Bell- "Is wimpy small singing shell."
• Boat Fragment- "Weak boat is woodchips now!"
• Sea Stack- "Is a big watery rock."
• Salt Formation- "Weird statues."
• Salt Formation (partially mined)- "Weird statues growing back."
• Salt Formation (completely mined)- "Nothing left for Wolfgang to break."
• Salt Crystals- "Wolfgang confused, thought salt came from tiny shakers?"
• Ocean Debris- "Is just lump of mud?"
• Wobster Mound- "Is home of the shellbeasts."
• Moon Glass Mound- "Is home of the glassy shellbeasts."
• Shell Cluster- "Wolfgang will break it open with own mighty fists!"
• Sunken Chest (locked)- "Wolfgang... can't... pry... open!"
• Sunken Chest (unlocked)- "Is filled with treasure things, yes?"
• Mysterious Energy- "Maybe little light ball needs time to get mightier?"
• Charged Glassy Rock- "Is strange and glowy."
• Infused Moon Shard- "Sharp and glowy stuff."
• Moongleam- "Makes Wolfgang's moustache hairs bristle!"
• Odd Tool/Reticulating Buffer- "Wolfgang found thing for funny old man!"
• Weird Tool/Widget Deflubber- "Funny old man is looking for this, maybe?"
• Strange Tool/Grommet Scriber- "Is maybe belonging to funny old man?"
• Funky Tool/Conceptual Scrubber- "Ha! Found you!"
• Bizarre Tool/Calibrated Perceiver- "Old man will be so happy Wolfgang found it!"
• Energetic Static- "Is tiny jumpy spark-thing."
• Restrained Static- "Ha! Tiny spark is too weak to break out!"
• Lunar Essence Extractor- "Old man brought big fancy thingamobob with him!"
• Sea Strider Nest- "Wolfgang not like look of that..."
• File:Sea Strider Nest Burnt.pngSea Strider Nest (burnt)- "Hmm, Wolfgang smell burnt spiders."
• Conspicuous Chest- "Is looking like normal chest without sparkles."
• Conspicuous Chest (shimmering)- "Wolfgang wants to peek inside!"
• File:Conspicuous Chest Burnt.pngConspicuous Chest (burnt)- "Is burned away to dust."

Nature - Caves

• Foliage- "Pretty plant is dead now."
• Sinkhole (full)- "Too many peoples stuffed in there."
• Exit to Surface (full)- "Please make room! Mighty Wolfgang is scared!"
• Bat Cave- "It's the hidey hole for the flying mousies!"
• Red Mushtree (blooming)- "It's having fun!"
• Green Mushtree (blooming)- "Even smell is strong!"
• Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "Woah! It's even bigger!"
• Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "Aw, cheer up!"
• Red Spore- "Is tiny red bug?"
• Green Spore- "Nice green bug. Wolfgang will not swat."
• Blue Spore- "Little blue bug has no wings."
• Red, Green, and Blue Spore (held)- "I make it my pet."
• Withered Flower- "Aw, this one is sad."
• Mysterious Plant- "Pretty light."
• Fossil Fragment- "Is tiny bone!"
• Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "Is not look done yet."
• Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "Eh, maybe we take apart."
• Odd Skeleton (complete)- "Is look good! Mighty!"
• Lunar Mushtree- "Mushy tree."
• Lunar Spore- "Make big noise for tiny puff."
• Vitreoasis- "Wolfgang would like to swim, but too much glass in the way."
• Small Vitreoasis- "Even tiny pond is full of glass."
• Naked Mole Bat Burrow- "Is mushy, stinky home."
• Nightmare Rampart- "Wolfgang feels chill crawling up mighty spine..."

Nature - Ruins

• Relic- "Is junk?"
• Relic (broken)- "I will make better with crushing."
• Thulecite Fragments- "Can smash together to make bigger piece!"
• Ancient Chest- "Is little scare-chest."
• Ancient Chest (locked)- "Is thinking."
• Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "Is very old thing."
• Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "Looks very scary now!"
• Ancient Gateway (activated)- "Little lights is on now."
• Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "Is going to blow!"
• Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "Is needing to recharge."
• Ancient Obelisk- "Wolfgang cannot read."
• Ancient Beacon- "Is place for light."
• Ancient Beacon (active)- "This light is scarier than the dark."
• Ancient Mural (first)- "Is picture of many sad, weak people."
• Ancient Mural (second)- "Cannot tell what was picture of."
• Ancient Mural (third)- "In picture darkness covers sad, weak people."
• Ancient Mural (fourth)- "Monsters is bursting out of them!"
• Ancient Mural (fifth)- "Is picture of very pretty place."
• Atrium Statue- "Statue make Wolfgang's tummy do flip."
• Ornate Pedestal (empty)- "Fancy pillar is empty. Too bad."
• Ornate Pedestal (with gem)- "There is strange hum coming from underneath."
• Ancient Moon Statue- "Ha! Wolfgang could carry big rock all by himself!"
• Sealed Portal (switch off)- "Is another door?"
• Sealed Portal (switch on)- "Maybe is just pretty floor."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (first, third, and fifth)- "Is nice statue, but is covered in scribblemarks."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (second and fourth)- "Very fancy."
• Tidy Hidey-Hole- "Is cozy home for moths."
• Ancient Kiln (empty)- "Is dusty old pot."
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, long time left)- "This take long time."
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, short time left)- "Is almost cook!"
• Ancient Kiln (finished)- "Is time to eat!"
• Ancient Kiln (burnt)- "Pot is dead."
• Ancient Guard Post (inactive)- "Seems fine to Wolfgang."
• Ancient Guard Post (active)- "Wolfgang was wrong, is very bad."
• Security Pulse- "Where you going? Wolfgang will follow!"
• Sentrypede Husk- "Is big pile of junk."
• Fountain of Knowledge (inactive)- "Silly machine does nothing."
• Fountain of Knowledge (active)- "Buttons for Wolfgang to mash mightily!"
• Distilled Knowledge- "Strange box puzzles Wolfgang..."

Turfs

• Scaled Flooring- "Hot step stones."
• Moon Crater Turf, Rocky Beach Turf, Shell Beach Turf, Mutated Fungal Turf, and Ancient Stonework- "Step stones."

Mobs - Monsters

• Spider (sleeping)- "Walk quiet, he might not see me."
• Krampus Sack- "Goat man finally give up his sack!"
• Big Tentacle (2)- "Hmmmm, suspicious!"
• Guardian Pig- "Does he even lift?"
• MacTusk- "Ha ha. Is blubbery flubbery man."
• Tam o' Shanter- "Sea cow man hat!"
• Slurper Pelt- "Strange fur clump."
• Gem Deer- "You stand no chance in fight with Wolfgang!"
• Grumble Bee- "Busy buzzy needle men!"
• Lavae- "I must run!"
• Hound (corpse)- "Wolfgang does not like look of this."
• Hound (corpse, burning)- "Fire is make yucky puppy go away."
• Hound (corpse, reanimating)- "Wolfgang would like to run now!"
• Horror Hound- "Meaty puppy is very scary!"
• Horror Hound (sleeping)- "Wolfgang does not like meaty puppy."
• Horror Hound (dead)- "Wolfgang would like to stay far away."
• Moonrock Pengull- "Is too scary!"
• Moonrock Pengull (sleeping)- "Please do not wake up."
• Moonrock Pengull (dead)- "Is dead, but still scary."
• Shattered Spider- "Wolfgang does not like that!"
• Shattered Spider (sleeping)- "Wolfgang will not disturb."
• Shattered Spider (dead)- "Goodbye!"
• Cookie Cutter- "Fish has strangely punchable face..."
• Cookie Cutter Shell- "Tough, but not as tough as Wolfgang!"
• Rockjaw- "Eep! Wolfgang's muscles too tough for eating!"
• Naked Mole Bat- "Sniffer Rat has weak and puny wings! This makes Wolfgang laugh!"
• Ancient Sentrypede- "Metal bug is angry."
• Fruit Fly- "Wolfgang not like bugs!"
• Moonblind Crow- "Creepy bird."
• Misshapen Bird- "Something wrong with that bird."
• Nurse Spider- "Scary dust spider!"
• Sea Strider- "Scary water spider!"
• Egg of Terror- "Is weird thing trying to hatch?"
• Suspicious Peeper- "Feeling of being watched is bad, but feeling of being bitten is much worse!"

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Beefalo Wool- "Clothes made of hair-cow."
• Shelmet- "Keeps head safe."
• Saladmander- "Is little planty scrambler!"
• Saladmander (ripe)- "Planty scrambler smells delicious today."
• Saladmander (sleeping)- "Wolfgang will not disturb."
• Gnarwail- "Big fish think it can poke holes in Wolfgang's boat?!"
• Gnarwail (broken horn)- "Big fish know better than to mess with Wolfgang now!"
• Gnarwail (follower)- "Yes, you follow mighty Wolfgang!"
• Gnarwail (follower, broken horn)- "Don't need horn to be mighty! You big, like Wolfgang!"
• Gnarwail Horn- "Will make good pokey spear!"
• Skittersquid- "Wolfgang make friends with bright little fishies."
• Loyal Merm Guard- "Not as mighty as Wolfgang!"
• Sea Weed- "Tall plant makes Wolfgang nervous..."
• Seedshell- "Is bad plant! Very bad plant!"
• Sea Sprout Starter- "It needs rock for the growing."
• Sea Sprout- "Ha! So small and weak!"
• Mush Gnome- "Little mushy man."
• Grass Gator- "If he not bother Wolfgang, Wolfgang not bother him."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Mandrake (cooked)- "Little plant man is ready for eating!"
• Glommer- "Why you follow, weird bug?"
• Wobster- "Wolfgang will steer clear of the pinchers."
• Grass Gekko- "Lizard looks flimsy."
• Star-sky- "Is tiny swimming teeth."
• Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "Is tiny floating teeth."
• Hutch- "You are creepy."
• Canary- "Is small yellow bird!"
• Canary (held)- "Small bird fit easily in big Wolfgang hands."
• Canary (poisoned)- "Bird is okay?"
• Saffron Feather- "Is feather of bird yellow."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "Tiny baby seems happy."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "Tiny baby looks content."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "Tiny baby is hungry."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "Tiny baby is starving!"
• Lavae Egg- "Is made of rock?"
• Lavae Egg (cracked)- "Little egg... seems comfortable."
• Lavae Egg (too cold)- "Little egg is shivering."
• Lavae Tooth- "What a mighty tooth!"
• Chilled Lavae- "Maybe cold bug is friend?"
• No-Eyed Deer- "Not very mighty. More fragile."
• No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "Fuzzy fragile beast got mightier."
• Deer Antler- "Is only mighty part of fragile beast."
• Puffin- "Feather bird likes water."
• Puffin (held)- "You is small, feather friend."
• Puffin (sleeping)- "Wolfgang will not disturb."
• Carrat- "Leggy carrot is getting away!"
• Carrat (held)- "You are safe now, leggy carrot."
• Carrat (sleeping)- "Leggy carrot is sleeping."
• Carrat (dead)- "Is dead."
• Moon Moth- "Flutterby is big and green!"
• Moon Moth (held)- "Green flutterby is soft."
• Lunar Wobster- "Is glassy shellbeast?"
• Bulbous Lightbug- "Please stay close to Wolfgang."
• Dust Moth- "Bushy beardy bug."
• Friendly Fruit Fly- "Is helpful bug, but still creepy."
• Friendly Fruit Fly Fruit- "Weird thing attracts helpful, creepy flies."

Mobs - Tallbird family

• Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Is hungry, noisy, and angry!"

Mobs - Bosses

• Treeguard (normal)- "Tree man! Fight me!"
• Moose/Goose nesting ground- "Is big bird baby bed!"
• Bee Queen- "Is giant lady bee!"
• Bee Queen Crown- "Makes Wolfgang feel special."
• Klaus- "If Wolfgang had no eyes, he would not see terrible beast!"
• Stag Antler- "Is very special antler!"
• Antlion- "Scary monster is friend?"
• Antlion (happy)- "Monster does not look hungry today."
• Antlion (upset)- "Monster is looking very scary!"
• Desert Stone- "Is rock for quick trip."
• Desert Stone (active)- "Is time to go."
• Sand Spike- "Spike is made of sand!"
• Sand Castle- "Is very sandy."
• Glass Spike- "Spike is glass now."
• Glass Castle- "Wolfgang could crush little castle."
• Toadstool Cap- "Tiny purple mushy-room is no threat to Wolfgang!"
• Toadstool Cap (hole)- "Is little dirt hole."
• Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "Squishy thing in ground."
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "Bah! Frogman was hiding like coward!"
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "Frogman is very strong now!"
• Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "Tall mushy-room looks very bad!"
• Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "Is dangerous mushy-boom!"
• Shroom Skin- "Is squishy yucky frogman skin!"
• Reanimated Skeleton- "Skeleton should not be walking!"
• Ancient Fuelweaver- "Scary man!"
• Woven Shadow- "I do not like it!"
• Bone Armor- "Is scary strong bones."
• Bone Helm- "Puts scary pictures in Wolfgang's head."
• Shadow Thurible- "Is for monster control."
• Malbatross- "Big fishy bird!"
• Malbatross Feather- "Feather from big water bird."
• Malbatross Bill- "Hmm, too big for stew."
• Crab King- "This makes Wolfgang very scared AND hungry."
• Crab King (inert)- "Is giant castle of sand!"
• Imposing Claw- "Keep away from boat, big pinchers!"
• Cracked Pearl- "Wolfgang did not take good care of shiny stone."
• Lord of the Fruit Flies- "Ack! Is big and creepy!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 1)- "Ha! Wolfgang's punches are mighty enough to shatter stone!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 1, dead)- "Is dead so quickly!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 2)- "Sky stone is back from dead!"
• Moonglass Spike- "Spiky wall can't stop Wolfgang!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 2, dead)- "Wolfgang has bad feeling..."
• Celestial Champion (phase 3)- "Sky stone is very mad!"
• Enlightening Snare- "Wolfgang will smash sleepy stones!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 3, dead)- "Old man should be careful, sky stone might wake up!"
• Defeated Celestial Champion- "Hmm... Wolfgang will smash it, just to be sure."
• Enlightened Crown- "Is good hat, except for creepy whisperings..."
• Enlightened Crown Shard- "Hat broke apart into tiny bits."
• Eye of Terror- "Wolfgang not like big scary eye!"
• Twins of Terror- "Eep! Big scary metal eyes even worse!"
• Eye Mask- "Wolgang not fan of squishy hat."
• Shield of Terror- "Haha! Now big scary teeth belong to Wolfgang!"

Mobs - Other

• Crabby Hermit/Pearl- "Wolfgang never seen such crabby old lady."
• Pearl's Pearl- "Will take good care of shiny stone!"
• Gestalt- "Wolfgang's brainmeats have never been so mighty!"
• Greater Gestalt- "As long as they fight scary shadow, Wolfgang is happy."
• Pipspook- "Aaaaah! Er, ahem, meant AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
• Royal-In-Progress- "Looks too scrawny to be king!"
• King of the Merms- "Wolfgang would like to challenge him to arm wrestle!"
• Woby (small)- "Woby is good pup."
• Woby (big)- "Tiny dog grow mighty too!"
• Grainy Transmission- "Do not worry, Wolfgang is here to help flickery science man."

Other Players

Wilson

• Generic- "Is tiny egghead-man, %s! Hello!"
• Attacker- "Does weak science man want to fight?"
• Murderer- "%s stands no chance against Wolfgang!"
• Reviver- "%s is nice, crazy man."
• Ghost- "Ha ha! Big brain did not save you. I will go get heart."
• Firestarter- "Wolfgang thought he could trust %s!"

Willow

• Generic- "Is tiny torchlady, %s! Hello!"
• Attacker- "Wolfgang is burning to fight!"
• Murderer- "%s is no match for Wolfgang!"
• Reviver- "%s is very nice, when not light moustache on fire."
• Ghost- "Do not hurt, torchlady. Wolfgang get heart!"
• Firestarter- "Is not big surprise."

Wolfgang

• Generic- "Hello friend %s! We must arm wrestle!"
• Attacker- "%s will make a worthy fight!"
• Murderer- "We will see who is best Wolfgang! Raaa!"
• Reviver- "%s is nice man. Like me! Ha ha."
• Ghost- "World needs more %s! I will get heart!"
• Firestarter- "Wolfgang cannot trust even himself not to light fire!"

Wendy

• Generic- "Is very tiny, scary %s! H-hello!"
• Attacker- "Ah! Creepy girl is try to fight me!"
• Murderer- "Creepy girl is killer! Attack!"
• Reviver- "%s is nice little lady. But still scare Wolfgang."
• Ghost- "Please no hauntings, %s! Wolfgang will get you heart!"
• Firestarter- "Oh no. Creepy girl is trying to burn us!"

WX-78

• Generic- "Is tiny robot, %s! Hello!"
• Attacker- "Ha! Metal can is want to rock'em and sock'em!"
• Murderer- "%s is killer robot!"
• Reviver- "%s is nice person. Deep down."
• Ghost- "Robot %s is broken! Wolfgang rub heart on problem."
• Firestarter- "Robot trying to kill fleshypeople again, maybe?"

Wickerbottom

• Generic- "Is strong brainlady! Hello, tiny %s!"
• Attacker- "Ha ha! %s should not pick a fight with dumb books!"
• Murderer- "%s is killer!"
• Reviver- "%s smell like mothballs and kindness."
• Ghost- "Wolfgang will get raw pump-y heart for you!"
• Firestarter- "Strong brainlady probably know what she's doing with fire."

Woodie

• Generic- "Is beard! Hello!"
• Attacker- "Does beardman %s want to fight?"
• Murderer- "Drop axe and fight, beardman!"
• Reviver- "%s is nice man with magnificent beard."
• Ghost- "Wolfgang will get heart for you, beard!"
• Werebeaver- "The beard ate %s!"
• Ghost Werebeaver- "Still have good moustache, %s."
• Weremoose- "Something different about beardman today."
• Ghost Weremoose- "Wolfgang will find heart for antlered beard."
• Weregoose- "Beardman become birdman! Ha ha!"
• Ghost Weregoose- "No fear birdman, Wolfgang will help!"
• Firestarter- "Be careful! Do not burn, beard!"

Wes

• Generic- "Is tiny odd-man, %s! Hello!"
• Attacker- "Wolfgang does not trust your rosy cheeks, %s."
• Murderer- "Ah! Is killer clown! %s!"
• Reviver- "%s is nice, weird little man."
• Ghost- "Wolfgang will go get heart for odd clownman!"
• Firestarter- "You are looking very guilty, clownman."

Maxwell

• Generic- "Is tiny frailman, %s! Hello!"
• Attacker- "Does fragile %s want to fight? Ha ha! Is funny."
• Murderer- "%s has not changed. Killer!"
• Reviver- "%s is one of us. Ha ha! Yes!"
• Ghost- "%s is friend of Wolfgang. He will get raw heart."
• Firestarter- "Is dastardly plan with fire, %s?"

Wigfrid

• Generic- "Is very strong %s! Hello!"
• Attacker- "%s will make a worthy fight!"
• Murderer- "Stronglady %s is killer!"
• Reviver- "%s is nice, strong lady."
• Ghost- "World needs stronglady! Wolfgang will get heart!"
• Firestarter- "Why starting fires, stronglady? To fight them?"

Webber

• Generic- "Is tiny monsterchild, %s! H-hello!"
• Attacker- "Ah! Tiny child is try to fight me!"
• Murderer- "Monsterchild %s is killer! Wolfgang is run!"
• Reviver- "Creepy monster %s is nice kid."
• Ghost- "Who squish small bug boy? Wolfgang will smash back!"
• Firestarter- "Please no. Please no burnings!"

Winona

• Generic- "Is fixing lady, %s! Hello!"
• Attacker- "%s is breaking things!"
• Murderer- "%s broke our friend!"
• Reviver- "%s is kind lady."
• Ghost- "Wolfgang will fix little %s with heart."
• Firestarter- "%s's fires is make Wolfgang nervous."

Wortox

• Generic- "Is scary horn man, %s!"
• Attacker- "Your game is not nice, little horn man!"
• Murderer- "Horn man is evil!"
• Reviver- "Scary horn man is nice sometimes."
• Ghost- "Fluffy ghost!"
• Firestarter- "Fire is not game, horn man."

Wormwood

• Generic- "Is leafy green man, %s! Hello!"
• Attacker- "%s is all bark AND all bite."
• Murderer- "%s is scary killer tree!"
• Reviver- "%s is Wolfgang's best friend."
• Ghost- "Little plant was overwatered, maybe?"
• Firestarter- "Leafy green man did a fire booboo."

Warly

• Generic- "Is tasty-making man, %s! Hello!"
• Attacker- "Why not use fists for bread making, yes?"
• Murderer- "Tasty-making man is murderer!"
• Reviver- "%s has nice big heart."
• Ghost- "Does tiny man %s need Mighty Wolfgang's help?"
• Firestarter- "Tasty-making man was probably cook with big fire."

Wurt

• File:Wurt DST.pngGeneric- "Is tiny fish girl, %s! Hello!"
• Attacker- "Tiny fish girl has no manners!"
• Murderer- "Wolfgang shouldn't have trusted tiny swamp monster!"
• Reviver- "%s is good. Even if she smell of old fish."
• Ghost- "Thought fish had nine lives? Oh, Wolfgang think of cats."
• Firestarter- "That not look safe, fish girl!"

Walter

• Generic- "Is boy who tell the scary stories... h-hello %s!"
• Attacker- "Tiny %s think he can pick fight with Wolfgang?"
• Murderer- "Wolfgang will not be part of next camping fire story!"
• Reviver- "%s always help Wolfgang. Wolfgang remember this!"
• Ghost- "Wolfgang help you now, %s."
• Firestarter- "Silly %s forget where firepit is!"

Wanda

• Generic- "Is clock lady, %s! Hello!"
• Attacker- "%s is strong for old lady!"
• Murderer- "Clock lady %s is killer!"
• Reviver- "%s is strange lady, but kind."
• Ghost- "Clock lady wait here, Wolfgang will find heart!"
• Firestarter- "Clock lady say is for important reason. Wolfgang not sure..."

Wonkey

• Generic- "Why does strange monkey follow Wolfgang?"
• Attacker- "Is angry monkey!"
• Murderer- "Wolfgang will stop this monkey business, for good!"
• Reviver- "Ah. Monkey is friend, yes?"
• Ghost- "Poor monkey."
• Firestarter- "Is exactly why we stop having monkeys in circus!"

Other (Mod Characters)

• Generic- "Is tiny %s! Hello!"
• Attacker- "Does %s want to fight?"
• Murderer- "%s is killer!"
• Reviver- "%s is nice person."
• Ghost- "Wolfgang will get raw pump-y heart for you!"
• Firestarter- "%s is lighting burny fires!"

Food - Meats

• Morsel- "Too small! Need bigger meat!"
• Eel- "Eel needs cooking!"
• Cooked Eel- "Eel has been cooked."
• Runty Guppy- "Fish is puny!"
• Needlenosed Squirt- "Is tiny fish!"
• Bitty Baitfish- "Wolfgang could eat in one bite!"
• Smolt Fry- "Is small and weak fish."
• Popperfish- "Would make good snack for Wolfgang."
• Fallounder- "Has creepy flat face, Wolfgang not like."
• Bloomfin Tuna- "Oh, is nice little flower fish."
• Scorching Sunfish- "Is strange burny fish."
• Spittlefish- "Funny little spit fish."
• Mudfish- "Don't like way its buggy eyes stare."
• Deep Bass- "Aha! Big fish for dinner!"
• Dandy Lionfish- "This fish very pokey."
• Black Catfish- "Wolfgang doesn't want bad luck!"
• Corn Cod- "Haha! Is corn and fish!"
• Ice Bream- "Brrr, gives Wolfgang the chills."
• Sweetish Fish- "Pretty purple fishy."
• Barnacles- "Come out of shell, Wolfgang is hungry!"
• Cooked Barnacles- "Is taste of sea."
• Naked Nostrils- "Is naked? Wolfgang will look away."
• Charred Nostrils- "Nose has been toasted."

Food - Fruits

• Sliced Pomegranate- "Ha ha ha! Brain is cooked! Not so smart now."
• Grilled Watermelon- "Seeds is cooked out of melon now."
• Lesser Glow Berry- "Nice little light."
• Juicy Berries- "Is extra sweet and juicy!"
• Roasted Juicy Berries- "Sweet, juicy berries is ready for eating!"
• Fig- "Is big sweet fruit."
• Cooked Fig- "Warm fruit ready for Wolfgang to eat!"

Food - Vegetables

• Hot Pumpkin- "Very gourd!"
• Blue Cap- "Is good for tired muscles, I think."
• Cooked Asparagus- "Vegetables make me big and strong."
• Kelp Fronds- "Slimy sea spinach!"
• Cooked Kelp Fronds- "Sea spinach make Wolfgang strong to the finish."
• Dried Kelp Fronds- "Little sea flakes make Wolfgang grow strong!"
• Stone Fruit- "Why little fruit hurt mouth?"
• Ripe Stone Fruit- "Is soft for the eatings now."
• Cooked Stone Fruit- "Mushy and warm. Yum."
• Garlic- "Is good flavor for stewing."
• Roasted Garlic- "Flavor is good now."
• Onion- "Wolfgang eats like apple when not cooking."
• Roasted Onion- "Crispy, brown, sweet."
• Pepper- "Hehe! Is little tiny vegetable."
• Roasted Pepper- "Teeny vegetable smashes Wolfgang's tastebuds."
• Potato- "Wolfgang's favorite veggie."
• Roasted Potato- "Is golden brown! Texture like sun!"
• Toma Root- "Is good for sauce makings."
• Roasted Toma Root- "Roasty and toasty."
• Moon Shroom- "Wolfgang tired of mushrooms."
• Cooked Moon Shroom- "It is changed."
• Fire Nettle Fronds- "Bad and stingy."
• Forget-Me-Lots- "Pretty little flowers."
• Tillweeds- "Took Wolfgang ages to get out of garden!"

Food - Crock Pot

• Fish Tacos- "Wolfgang hope is not too spicy."
• Stuffed Eggplant- "Make yolk of other foods."
• Wet Goop- "Is not bad to eat, but is not good."
• Jellybeans- "Little tiny taste beans."
• Bone Bouillon- "Wolfgang will be so mighty!"
• Hot Dragon Chili Salad- "Vegetables help Wolfgang grow big and strong."
• Fish Cordon Bleu- "Food will make Wolfgang very strong!"
• Asparagazpacho- "Is tasting very good!"
• Glow Berry Mousse- "Tasty-making friend has made thing very tasty."
• Creamy Potato Purée- "Friend has made Wolfgang delicious potatoes."
• Moqueca- "Made by Wolfgang's friend. Mmm."
• Grim Galette- "Wolfgang must eat with eyes closed."
• Stuffed Pepper Poppers- "Wolfgang like a spicy challenge!"
• Puffed Potato Soufflé- "Wolfgang is very proud of tiny cooking friend."
• Fancy Spiralled Tubers- "Wolfgang loves potato."
• Salsa Fresca- "Is a tasty sauce!"
• Volt Goat Chaud-Froid- "Is look very nice, tasty-making friend!"
• Barnacle Pita- "Wolfgang like chewy food pocket."
• Barnacle Nigiri- "Is too tiny!"
• Barnacle Linguine- "Good food, fills belly!"
• Stuffed Fish Heads- "Wolfgang stuff face with stuffed fish faces!"
• Leafy Meatloaf- "This food confuses Wolfgang."
• Veggie Burger- "Wolfgang want to eat cow, not eat LIKE cow."
• Jelly Salad- "Jiggly!"
• Beefy Greens- "Need more than weird leaves to fill Wolfgang's mighty belly!"
• Soothing Tea- "Ahhh... is nice."
• Figatoni- "Is noodles of sweetness."
• Figkabab- "All food should go on stick!"
• Fig-Stuffed Trunk- "Is nose, cooked and stuffed."
• Figgy Frogwich- "Is sweet, but also slimy."
• Bunny Stew- "Tiny rabbit makes big food? Wolfgang likes math."
• Frozen Banana Daiquiri‎- "Cold and tasty! ANOTHER!"

Food - Other

• Dragon Fruit Seeds- "Could use to grow funny fruit, maybe."
• Roasted Birchnut- "Tree has been cooked out of nut."
• Asparagus Seeds- "It grows up to make food."
• Royal Jelly- "Sticky power goo!"
• Moon Moth Wings- "Flutterby flappers."
• Garlic, Onion, Potato, and Toma Root Seeds- "Is little tiny seeds for burying."
• Pepper Seeds- "It grows up to make food."
• Milky Whites- "Looks gross, must be good for Wolfgang!"

Misc Items

• Gnome- "Ha ha! Is tiny man!"
• Ball and Cup- "Tiny torchlady Willow starts firepits with toy! Very impressive."
• Mismatched Buttons- "Strong brainlady Wickerbottom maybe need for repair cardigans."
• Lying Robot- "Angry metal friend WX would like this, yes!"
• Abigail's Flower (held and stage 1)- "Is pretty."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "Little flower gives Wolfgang the 'heebie jeebies'."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "I do not like."
• Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "Is making Wolfgang scared!"
• Abigail's Flower (ready)- "Does it want to fight?"
• Lucy the Axe- "Wolfgang like a sharp missus."
• Codex Umbra- "Wolfgang is glad he cannot read!"
• Blueprint (rare)- "Very, very fancy pictures!"
• Fur Tuft- "Fur from bear?"
• Sketch- "Picture will help Wolfgang carve nice rocks!"
• Advert- "Picture will help Wolfgang catch fish!"
• Ancient Key- "Little key is for make door."
• Shadow Atrium- "Wolfgang is not shaking! Is manly flexing!!"
• Gnomette- "Ah! Is scary Wendy girl! ...No, wait, is just toy."
• Leaky Teacup- "Beard will not like such pictures."
• White and Black Bishop, Knight, and Rook- "Junk from braingame!"
• Bent Spork- "Is still good!"
• Toy Trojan Horse- "Wheeled horsey!"
• Unbalanced Top- "Could give it a spin."
• Back Scratcher- "Wolfgang's arms too thick to reach back."
• Beaten Beater- "Is fun to crank."
• Frayed Yarn- "Will take to fragile man Maxwell. He always talk about 'pulling strings'."
• Shoe Horn- "Wolfgang does not know which end to blow."
• Lucky Cat Jar- "Wolfgang does not like even fake cat."
• Air Unfreshener- "Smell like laundry."
• Potato Cup- "Is cup made of potato, I think."
• Wire Hanger- "Is skinny and bendy, like clownman."
• Blue Moonlens- "It small, but not crushable."
• Green Moonlens- "Is never blinking."
• Red Moonlens- "Marks Wolfgang's way, and good weight for squats!"
• Orange Moonlens- "Tiny rock watches Wolfgang wherever he go."
• Purple Moonlens- "Is creepy, but maybe Wolfgang not get lost so much now."
• Yellow Moonlens- "Hmm, maybe Wolfgang try shotput?"
• Iridescent Gem- "Is very nice little stone."
• Moon Caller's Staff- "Tiny stick make big cold!"
• Polar Light- "Is cold! Wolfgang will punch!"
• Beach Toy- "Is not for head."
• Crumpled Package- "Is treasure from pool."
• Lost Toy- "Gives Wolfgang the heebiddy jeebers!"
• Mourning Glory- "Is pretty... pretty scary.
• Message in a Bottle- "Has tiny note inside!"
• Empty Bottle- "Nothing inside."
• Bundle of Thanks- "Mighty Wolfgang was happy to help frail old lady!"
• Shell Bell Bundle- "Wolfgang like the plink-plonk shells."
• Tackle Box- "Is good place for fish things!"
• Spectackler Box- "Is even better place for fish things!"
• Fish Food- "Eat, fish! Is good for you!"
• Amberosia- "Wolfgang will leave that for someone else to eat."
• Milkmade Hat- "Wolfgang likes funny milk hat!"
• Compost- "Is food for plants."
• Terrarium- "How did tiny tree get inside?"
• Terrarium (corrupted)- "Should maybe not have fed scary stuff to weird triangle."
• Terrarium (activated)- "Wolfgang likes the sparkles."
• Terrarium (summoning)- "Tiny tree is shooting rainbow!"
• Terrarium (dormant)- "Tiny tree is now gone! Strange..."
• Terrarium (no boss setting)- "Wolfgang not want to see giant eye again."

Adventure Mode

• Maxwell Statue- "Ha ha! Looks just like Wolfgang's new friend!"

Announcements

• Doing things in the dark- "Help friends! Save Wolfgang from dark!"
• Eating- "Good food make Wolfgang strong!"
• Already has Critter- "Wolfgang has animal friend already!"
• Ancient Chest combo failed- "It did not like me."
• Ancient Chest combo successful- "Chest is happy!"
• Atrium destabilizing-
  • "Wolfgang does not like dark cave."
  • "Monsters is coming!"
  • "Wolfgang wants out of cave!"
• Ruins renewal- "Monsters is back!"
• Battlecry (Deer)- "I will make fight quick!"
• Becoming ghost- "oOooOOoo!!"
• Beefalo mount health low- "What is wrong, hair beast? Feeling not-so-mighty?"
• Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "Hair-cow is occupied by another."
• Boat damaged- "Drippy drops is come through boat!"
• Boat sinking- "Wolfgang cannot swim!"
• Blueprint already known- "Wolfgang already knows this!"
• Can't learn blueprint- "I do not get it."
• Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "Little paper is not for here!"
• Can't build Celestial Portal (in Caves)- "Is too scary in here for funny man to work."
• Can't craft (missing ingredients)- "Is no good, Wolfgang doesn't have enough!"
• Can't craft (unlearned recipe)- "Hmm, is tricky. Wolfgang should learn how to make."
• Can't craft (needs crafting station)- "Wolfgang will need right working-place!"
• Can't change in Wardrobe (generic)- "Clothes only good for ripping with strong muscles!"
• Can't change in Wardrobe (on fire)- "Wolfgang's weekday undergarments burning? Wolfgang is sad."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (in use)- "Wolfgang will wait til they leave to change. He is shy."
• Cannot construct (occupied)- "Wolfgang can share?"
• Cannot construct (wrong material)- "Is not right place for that."
• Cannot construct (no materials)- "Wolfgang needs something to put here."
• Cannot construct (wrong plans)- "Wolfgang have wrong plans."
• Can't cook (in use)- "Oh, smells good, friend!"
• Can't fill watering can with ocean water- "Salt water not good for plants."
• Can't give Advert to Tackle Receptacle (already known)- "Little recipe is already in there!"
• Can't give Sketch to Potter's Wheel (already known)- "Little recipe is already in there!"
• Can't groom beefalo (no beefalo)- "Wolfgang needs beefalo to hitch."
• Can't groom beefalo (no hair)- "Will wait for hairs to grow back."
• Can't place fish on Fish Scale-O-Matic (too small)- "Tiny fish not mighty enough!"
• Can't place oversized crop on Produce Scale (too small)- "Wolfgang is able to lift it too easily, is not heavy enough!"
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "Material is not mighty enough for strong statues!"
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "Something is already put!"
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (Ancient Gateway not active)- "Is not working."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (structure wrong)- "Bones is wrong shape."
• Can't rummage (occupied)- "Wolfgang would like to use after you, if okay."
• Can't store (occupied)- "Wolfgang can share!"
• Can't rummage and store (Warly-exclusive object)- "Warly is very nice to cook. Wolfgang will not get in way."
• Can't shave (someone else's beefalo)- "Is not Wolfgang's for shaving."
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (wrong key)- "Is not right key!"
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (Klaus)- "Later! Now we FIGHT!"
• Can't write on sign (in use)- "Can Wolfgang help make scribblemarks when you're done?"
• Can't build with encumbering item (wrong piece)- "Is wrong piece for little statue!"
• Can't place in Moon Stone (not staff)- "I do not think little platform would like that."
• Caught in Binding Roots- "Wolfgang will pull you out of the ground!"
• Caught in Bone Snare- "Wolfgang does not like bones!"
• Sinkhole warning-
  • "Ground is crumble beneath might of Wolfgang!"
  • "That rumble is not stomach!"
  • "Wolfgang broke the ground!"
• Cave-in warning- "Sky is fall soon."
• Compass broken- "Little needle broke off!"
• Danger, unable to leave game- "Wolfgang will not abandon the fight!"
• Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "Wolfgang is scared!"
• Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
  • "Muscles... will be sore tomorrow!"
  • "Ha ha...! Weight... is nothing!"
  • "Wolfgang is mighty...!"
  • "Witness... Wolfgang strength!"
  • "Hngh...!"
  • "Little stone... cannot stop Wolfgang!"
  • "Lift... with legs..."
  • "Feel... good burn!"
  • "Is good... for muscles..."
  • "Raa! Huff!"
• Failed to lower sail-
  • "Tiny wind cloth not listening to Wolfgang!"
  • "Wolfgang will show tiny boat who's mightier!"
  • "Argh! Taking down big circus tent was easier than this!"
• Failed to read Message in a Bottle- "Wolfgang can't read in here."
• Failed to revive Abigail- "Wolfgang smush heart into ghost girl but nothing happen!"
• Failed to revive Ghost- "No!"
• Flare set off by other player- "Sky fire! Wolfgang is coming, dear friend!"
• Ghost sanity drain- "They are coming... for Wolfgang!"
• Health too low, unable to attune to Meat Effigy- "Wolfgang is too woozy to do this."
• Hitting Ancient Fuelweaver's Shadow Shield- "Strong bubble protects beast!"
• Klaus enraged- "Wolfgang is sorry about little deer friends!"
• Klaus entering second form- "Do not hold back! Wolfgang can take you!"
• Klaus summoning Krampii- "Wimpy monster has called for help!"
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 1)- "Do not fear! Wolfgang will save you!"
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 2)- "Wolfgang is close!"
• Mining Inviting Formation (finished)- "You have been saved! By Wolfgang!"
• Mushroom Planter needs Living Log- "Is needing tiny log with face."
• Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "Is needing tiny mushy-room, I think."
• Mushroom Planter won't take Moon Cap- "Why do the mushy-rooms not grow?"
• Not Gem- "Not even mighty muscles can make fit!"
• Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "Little rock does not want to go there."
• Not catching fish-
  • "Wolfgang can wait!"
  • "Wolfgang can wait a little longer."
  • "Wolfgang getting bored."
  • "Wolfgang would like fish to go on hook now."
• Paying tribute to Antlion-
  • "Is tribute for a mighty... f-friend."
  • "Please don't eat me."
  • "Do not eat Wolfgang's friends, please?"
• Plant diseased pick warning- "Bah! Tiny plant is smell terrible!"
• Plant diseased dig warning- "Ha! Dirt spoon fix it!"
• Refusing to eat invalid food- "Hahah! That's not food!"
• Refusing to eat yucky food- "Stomach is not strong enough for that."
• Rowing mistimed-
  • "Need to paddle at right time!"
  • "Wolfgang need to concentrate."
  • "Is easy! That was just practice run."
• Shadow Thurible out of fuel- "Swingy burnies has gone out!"
• Teleporting with Lazy Deserter- "Wolfgang is here!"
• Trees petrifying- "Trees! Getting! STRONG!"
• Trying to fish in ocean with Fishing Rod- "Wolfgang can't reach fish with tiny rod!"
• Trying to fish in pond with Sea Fishing Rod- "Don't need mighty fishing rod for tiny pond!"
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, busy)- "Please give Mighty Wolfgang your attention!"
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, dead)- "You know is dead, yes?"
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, inventory full)- "Make room for Wolfgang's presents!"
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, sleeping)- "Friend is sleeping now!"
• Unable to receive gift (danger)- "Fight is better than present!"
• Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "Wolfgang will fall if try to open on top of hair cow!"
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (already bath bombed)- "Is already prettified."
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (glassed over)- "Is covered in see-through sharp stuff!"
• Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "Ehh, Wolfgang do that later..."
• Washing ashore after abandoning ship- "Wolfgang lucky to be alive."
• Whirly Fan broken- "Tiny fan is broken!"
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (not Nightmare Fuel)- "Tiny triangle is not wanting that."
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (dormant)- "Wolfgang will wait for tiny tree to come back, then give present!"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror arriving- "Wolfgang no like the look of that!"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror leaving- "Big scary eye scared of daylight? Ha ha ha!"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror returning- "Wolfgang stronger and braver now!"
• Talking to plants-
  • "You will grow big and strong like Wolfgang!"
  • "Who is mightiest plant of all? You are!"
  • "You are very good plant. You make food for Wolfgang!"
  • "You are doing well, yes?"
  • "Hello! Wolfgang will talk to you now."

Skins

• Guest of Honor Set- "I used my special moustache wax."
• Survivor Set- "Wolfgang is tough. Lots of muscle."
• Triumphant Set- "Do not challenge the Mighty Wolfgang!"
• Halloween Costume Set- "Wolfgang is large moustache man! Ha ha!"
• Challenger Set- "Mighty Wolfgang cannot wait to step into ring!"
• Gladiator Set- "You will kneel before might of Wolfgang!"
• Roseate Set- "Dainty rose make Wolfgang strong, cultured man."
• Snowfallen Set- "Cold does not bother Wolfgang!"
• Verdant Set- "The hills will ring with Wolfgang's mighty yodels!"
• Culinarian Set- "Wolfgang will cook for you!"
• Victorian Set- "Sir Wolfgang is strongest boxer!"
• Wolfman Set- "Something is different... Wolfgang's head feels fuzzy..."
• Magmatic Set- "Wolfgang is on the fire."
• Giant Set- "Mightiest Wolfgang is no heel!"
• Incredible Strongman Set- "Wolfgang is strongest there ever was!"

Removed

• Moon Rock Wall (held)- "Wolfgang build with power of moon!"
• Queenly Figure (shaking)- "Scary statue is moving!!"
• Applied Horticulture- "Wolfgang rather grow muscle than flowers."
• Salt Pond- "Like ocean, but tiny."
• Pot Hanger (held)- "Is make pot hang above fire."
• Small Grill (held)- "Wolfgang needs put this down to work it."
• Crab Trap- "Is for catching pinchers."
• Salmon- "Is floppy fish. Wolfgang will eat."
• Cooked Salmon- "Is good food for Wolfgang."
• Goat Milk- "Is from goat lady."
• Diseased Twiggy Tree- "Is weak. Sickly!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "I took them all."
• Giant Pumpkin- "Is even bigger than weakling science man's head!"
• Florid Postern- "It is impervious to my mighty punches!"
• Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "Wooee you are feisty!"
• Diseased Grass Gekko- "It looks worst than before."
• Klaus- "Wolfgang is not naughty! He is MIGHTY!"
• Ancient Fuelweaver- "Scary man!"
• Wilson (generic)- "Is tiny Wilson! Hello!"
• Wilson (attacker)- "Does Wilson want to fight?"
• Wilson (murderer)- "Wilson is killer!"
• Wilson (reviver)- "Wilson is nice man."
• Wilson (ghost)- "Wolfgang will get raw pump-y heart for you!"
• Willow (generic)- "Is tiny Willow! Hello!"
• Willow (generic)- "Is tiny torch-lady, %s! Hello!"
• Willow (attacker)- "Does Willow want to fight?"
• Willow (murderer)- "Willow is killer!"
• Willow (reviver)- "Willow is nice lady."
• Willow (ghost)- "Wolfgang will get raw pump-y heart for you!"
• Willow (ghost)- "Do not hurt, torch-lady. Wolfgang get heart!"
• Wolfgang (generic)- "Is strong Other-Wolfgang! Hello!"
• Generic- "Is strong, handsome %s! Hello!"
• Wolfgang (attacker)- "Does Other-Wolfgang want to fight?"
• Wolfgang (murderer)- "Other-Wolfgang is killer!"
• Wolfgang (reviver)- "Other-Wolfgang is nice man."
• Wolfgang (ghost)- "Wolfgang will get raw pump-y heart for you!"
• Wendy (generic)- "Is tiny Wendy! Hello!"
• Wendy (attacker)- "Does Wendy want to fight?"
• Wendy (murderer)- "Wendy is killer!"
• Wendy (reviver)- "Wendy is nice little lady."
• Wendy (ghost)- "Wolfgang will get raw pump-y heart for you!"
• WX-78 (generic)- "Is tiny WX-78! Hello!"
• WX-78 (attacker)- "Does WX-78 want to fight?"
• WX-78 (attacker)- "Metal man wants to rock'em and sock'em!"
• WX-78 (murderer)- "WX-78 is killer!"
• WX-78 (reviver)- "WX-78 is nice person. Deep down."
• WX-78 (ghost)- "Wolfgang will get raw pump-y heart for you!"
• Wickerbottom (generic)- "Is tiny Wickerbottom! Hello!"
• Wickerbottom (generic)- "Is strong brain-lady! Hello, tiny %s!"
• Wickerbottom (attacker)- "Does Wickerbottom want to fight?"
• Wickerbottom (murderer)- "Wickerbottom is killer!"
• Wickerbottom (reviver)- "Wickerbottom is nice lady."
• Wickerbottom (ghost)- "Wolfgang will get raw pump-y heart for you!"
• Woodie (generic)- "Is tiny Woodie! Hello!"
• Woodie (attacker)- "Does Woodie want to fight?"
• Woodie (murderer)- "Woodie is killer!"
• Woodie (reviver)- "Woodie is nice man."
• Woodie (ghost)- "Wolfgang will get raw pump-y heart for you!"
• Wes (generic)- "Is tiny Wes! Hello!"
• Wes (generic)- "Is tiny odd-man, %s! Hello!"
• Wes (attacker)- "Does Wes want to fight?"
• Wes (murderer)- "Wes is killer!"
• Wes (reviver)- "Wes is nice man."
• Wes (ghost)- "Wolfgang will get raw pump-y heart for you!"
• Maxwell (generic)- "Is tiny Maxwell! Hello!"
• Maxwell (generic)- "Is tiny frail-man, %s! Hello!"
• Maxwell (attacker)- "Does Maxwell want to fight?"
• Maxwell (murderer)- "Maxwell is killer!"
• Maxwell (reviver)- "Maxwell is nice man."
• Maxwell (ghost)- "Wolfgang will get raw pump-y heart for you!"
• Wigfrid (reviver)- "%s is nice, stronglady."
• Webber (generic)- "Is tiny monster-child, %s! H-hello!"
• Webber (murderer)- "Monster child %s is killer! Wolfgang is run!"
• Webber (reviver)- "Creepy monster-%s is nice kid."
• Ball and Cup- "You hit enemies with ball end?"
• Mismatched Buttons- "Strong brain-lady maybe need for repair cardigans."
• Lying Robot- "Metal friend would like this, yes!"
• Gnomette- "Ah! Is creepy little girl! ...No, wait, is just toy."
• Frayed Yarn- "Will take to fragile man. He always talk about 'pulling strings'."
• Lucky Cat Jar- "Kitty has nice round tum."
• Blueprint already known- "Wolfgang already knows!"
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, busy)- "The Mighty Wolfgang desires your attention!"
• Toadstool escaping- "Is looking skittery!"
• Toadstool escaped- "Scary frog got scared and left."
• Portable Crock Pot (held)- "Wolfgang will prepare mighty meal!"
• Giant Set- "Wolfgang says his prayers and eats his vitamins."

Trivia

• His quote for WX-78 as an attacker ("Ha! Metal can is want to rock'em and sock'em!") is a reference to Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.
• His quote for Portal Paraphernalia ("If Wolfgang build it, they will come.") is a reference to a line from the film Field of Dreams ("If you build it, he will come").