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“Hi, florp!”

–Wurt

"Can you read me story, florp?"

This page lists Wurt's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wurt's quotes for items found in Don't Starve Together. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.

Tools

• Snazzy Pitchfork- "For fancy farming, florp."
• Pocket Scale- "Is funny measure thing."
• Garden Hoe- "Make hole for baby plants."
• Splendid Garden Hoe- "Fancy digger for baby plants, florp."
• Watering Can- "Splishy splashy can."
• Watering Can (empty)- "Hey, no water in here!"
• Waterfowl Can- "Splishy birdy can."
• Waterfowl Can (empty)- "Hey, where water go?"
• Beefalo Bell- "Big fuzzies really like bell."
• Turf-Raiser Helm- "Get rid of dumb grass and stuff, make room for more swamp!"
• Auto-Mat-O-Chanic- "It good at fixing. Like Weenowna-lady!"

Lights

• Mushlight (off)- "It in a funny shape, florp."
• Mushlight (on)- "Glowy!"
• Mushlight (burnt)- "Didn't do it!"
• Glowcap (off)- "It supposed to do something?"
• Glowcap (on)- "Oooh, pretty color!"
• Glowcap (burnt)- "It was so pretty, florp..."
• Humble Lamb Idol- "Need fire, florp!"
• Humble Lamb Idol(Level1)- "It okay for statue of fuzzy scale-less."
• Humble Lamb Idol(Level2)- "Statue small but strong, flort!"
• Humble Lamb Idol(Level3)- "Such pretty statue..."

Survival

• Telltale Heart- "Glurp! It still moving!"
• Booster Shot- "Don't like needles, florp!"
• Waterballoon- "Don't worry, won't throw at you... (hee-hee)"
• Whirly Fan- "Hee-hee-hee!"
• Flare- "Sparky!"
• Hostile Flare- "Make big angry sparks in sky."
• Sea Fishing Rod- "Gonna catch fish from the big water, florp!"
• Tillweed Salve- "See? Weeds more useful than flowers."
• Seed Pack-It- "Stuff seeds inside."
• Slimy Salve- "Slimy!"

Food

• Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "That not look right."
• Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "Look even worse than usual, florp."
• Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "Thought you said this make things dry?"
• Mushroom Planter (empty)- "Needs mushrooms!"
• Mushroom Planter (some)- "They starting to grow!"
• Mushroom Planter (lots)- "Mmm, lots of tasty snacks growing!"
• Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "No room for more mushrooms!"
• Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "Need more creepy logs!"
• Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "Too burnt for mushrooms, florp."
• Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "Maybe mushrooms sleeping?"
• Salt Box- "Good place for hiding tasty things."
• Cookbook- "Like this one, has pictures of food!"
• Garden Digamajig (held)- "Scale-less use it to make "guard-in.""
• Garden Digamajig- "It fighting the dirt!"
• Composting Bin- "Look like nice warm place to nap."
• Composting Bin (too wet)- "Gooshy."
• Composting Bin (too dry)- "Glurgh, is too dry."
• Composting Bin (balanced)- "It good!"
• Composting Bin (burnt)- "Who did it?!"
• Growth Formula Starter- "Look kinda tasty, florp."
• Fermenting Growth Formula- "Good and stinky!"
• Fermented Growth Formula- "Ready for plants now?"
• Super Growth Formula- "It ready!"
• Gardeneer Hat- "Wear plant on head to learn about plant? Make sense, florp!"
• Tree Jam- "Glurph. Put all over face and didn't grow any bigger!"

Science

• Cartographer's Desk- "Mermfolk don't need map!"
• Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Bye-bye!"
• Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "Gone now."
• Potter's Wheel- "Make things outta rocks!"
• Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "Gonna make something good, flort!"
• Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "Look! Made it with own claws!"
• Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Can't use now."
• Think Tank- "Make things for water, florp!"
• Think Tank (burnt)- "That seem to happen a lot..."
• Tackle Receptacle- "That not how you treat fish, florp!"
• Terra Firma Tamper- "Yay! Can make so much more swamp, florp!"
• Sawhorse- "Wood cutty thing!"
• Sawhorse (burnt)- "Who play with fire?"

Fight

• Electric Dart- "Zappy!"
• Tail o' Three Cats- "Whi-chaaa!!"
• Napsack- "Hee-hee, nighty night!"
• Cookie Cutter Cap- "Make good spiky hat!"
• Strident Trident- "Pokey poke!"
• Battle Helm- "Will wearing make me strong like Viking lady?"
• Battle Spear- "Took Viking lady's stab stick!!"
• Trusty Slingshot- "Hee-hee, look fun!"
• Fencing Sword- "Spinny pokey stick!"
• Dreadstone Helm- "It real good for headbutting, flort!"
• Dreadstone Armor- "So pretty... it mine!"
• W.A.R.B.I.S. Head Gear- "Nice Ironfolk hat."
• W.A.R.B.I.S. Armor- "Ooh, Ironfolk shirt."

Structures

• Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "Bird needs snack."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "It look so hungry..."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "Aw, it dead now."
• Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "..."
• Directional Sign- "What it say?"
• Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "Nothing there!"
• Directional Sign (burnt)- "Roasty."
• End Table (empty and burning)- "Think fish would look better in there than flower."
• End Table (flowers)- "Table with ugly flower."
• End Table (new light source)- "Friendly little light."
• End Table (old light source)- "Need new light."
• End Table (wilted)- "Fish wouldn't get wilty like this, florp."
• End Table (burnt)- "Fire lady did it, flurt!"
• Friendly Scarecrow- "Like him very much!"
• Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Nooooo! Save him!!"
• Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Glort..."
• Moon Rock Wall (held)- "Tough rocks."
• Moon Rock Wall- "Moon wall!"
• Dreadstone Wall (held)- "Will be good wall, florp."
• Dreadstone Wall- "Pretty wall!"
• Scrap Wall (held)- "Make pretty wall, flort!"
• Scrap Wall- "Pretty wall, flort!"
• Scaled Furnace- "Glorpt!! Too hot!!"
• Wardrobe- "Can play dress-up!"
• Wardrobe (burning)- "Fire!!"
• Wardrobe (burnt)- "Aww..."
• Potted Succulent- "Has a home now."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic- "This good home for fish!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "Weight: {weight} Caught by: {owner} Ooooh, so big!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "Weight: {weight} Caught by: {owner} Hee-hee. My fish best."
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "Weight: {weight} Caught by: {owner} Is biggest fish ever!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "AAAAAH! NOOOO!"
• Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "(Sniff) Poor fish home..."
• Astral Detector (held)- "Wonder why it so important, florp?"
• Astral Detector- "Glorph! What it doing?!"
• Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "It not point way anymore."
• Produce Scale- "Mine gonna win!"
• Produce Scale (with light item)- "Hey! Why it not working, florp?"
• Produce Scale (with item)- "Didn't turn out so good..."
• Produce Scale (with heavy item)- "Weight: {weight} Harvested on day: {day} Wanna eat it... anyone looking, florp?"
• Produce Scale (burning)- "Aaah! Who did it?!"
• Produce Scale (burnt)- "Aww..."
• Grooming Station (held)- "Buildy pieces."
• Grooming Station- "Oooooooh!!"
• Grooming Station (occupied)- "Gonna make you soooo pretty!"
• Grooming Station (burnt)- "Aww..."
• Lunar Siphonator (Stage 1)- "Is throne? Not as good as Mermfolk throne."
• Lunar Siphonator (Stage 2)- "Hmm... now it not look like throne at all..."
• Lunar Siphonator (Stage 3)- "Have weird feeling, florp..."
• Mannequin- "Quit staring, flort!"
• Mannequin (burnt)- "Good. Won't stare anymore, florp."
• Punching Bag / Shadow Boxer / Bright Boxer- "Allowed to hit it? Yay!!"
• Support Pillar- "Made with own two claws!"
• Damaged Support Pillar / Damaged Dreadstone Pillar- "Hey, stop it! Not allowed to break, florp!"
• Support Pillar Scaffold- "Need rocks! MORE ROCKS!!"
• Support Pillar Wreckage- "Didn't do it!"
• Dreadstone Pillar- "Pretty pretty pillar, florp!"
• Dreadstone Pillar (Scrapbook)- "Glorp! Found it like that."
• Dreadstone Pillar Scaffold- "Need rocks! MORE ROCKS!!"
• Art?- "What this? Can't even eat it!"
• Table Lamp- "Pretty light for table."
• Table Vase(Empty)- "Think fish would look better in there than flower."
• Table Vase(Fresh Light)- "Friendly little light."
• Table Vase(Generic)- "Glurgh. Have ugly flower in it."
• Table Vase(Old Light)- "Need new light."
• Table Vase(Wilted)- "Fish wouldn't get wilty like this, florp."
• Table Lamp- "Pretty light for table."
• Empty Frame(Empty)- "Glurgh. It blank and boring!"
• Empty Frame(Picture)- "It hard to draw with claws..."
• Pleasant Portrait- "It hard to draw with claws..."
• Wooden Chair / Wooden Stool(Empty) - "Oooh, fancy sitting-place!"
• Wooden Chair / Wooden Stool(Occupied) - "Wanna turn! Move over!"
• Wooden Chair / Wooden Stool(Burnt) - "Aww..."
• Square Wooden Table / Round Wooden Table(Empty)- "Table not set yet!"
• Square Wooden Table / Round Wooden Table(Decorated)- "Table not set yet!"
• Square Wooden Table / Round Wooden Table(Burnt)- "Didn't do it, florp!"
• Gramophone- "Music come out of it, florp!"
• Record(Classic)- "Again."
• Record(Creepy Forest)- "Boring. Next one."
• Record(D.R. Style)- "Boring. Next one."
• Record(E.F.S.)- "Don't like. Next."
• Elastispacer- "Make boxes bigger? Glurgh. More fun to leave stuff on ground."
• Tall Chest- "Big box for things!"
• Tall Scaled Chest- "Could fit a whole me inside, florp!"
• Tall Chest(Collapsed)- "Didn't do it!!"
• Gourmet Salt Lick- "Mmm, salty!"

Refine

• Cratered Moonrock- "Rock need pretty decoration!"
• Marble Bean- "Glargh! Ith chippf'd my toof..."
• Feathery Canvas- "Made from bird!"
• Collected Dust- "Made dusty block, florpt."

Magic

• Ocuvigil- "How it float like that?"
• Moon Dial (generic)- "Special moon pond."
• Moon Dial (new moon)- "Moon not swimming tonight?"
• Moon Dial (waxing)- "Grow big, moon!"
• Moon Dial (full moon)- "Big bouncy moon, florp!"
• Moon Dial (waning)- "Moon look smaller tonight."
• Moon Dial (in Caves)- "This not good spot."
• Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "Glurph... something watching."
• The Lazy Deserter- "Take me where friends are!"
• The Lazy Deserter (active)- "Ready, flort!"
• Clean Sweeper- "Change things to... different things!"

Dress

• Fashion Goggles- "Feel silly, flurp."
• Desert Goggles- "Hate desert, but this help a bit."
• Funcap- "Keeps head nice and clammy!"
• Seawreath- "Would rather eat than wear, florp."
• Astroggles- "Grrr, can't get the 'tato out!"
• Polly Roger's Hat- "Birdy feathers make it more fancy."

Ancient

• Premier Gardeneer Hat- "Extra shiny plant learning hat!"
• Shadowcraft Plinth Kit- "It not ready yet."
• Shadowcraft Plinth- "Make me things! Now!"

​Cartography

• Map Scroll (empty)- "Where the pictures?"

​Celestial

• Moon Rock Idol- "It looking at me."
• Portal Paraphernalia- "Look easy to build!"
• Moon Glass Axe- "Chop extra good, florp!"
• Glass Cutter- "Glorp! Sharp!"
• Bath Bomb- "Wanna throw it now!"
• Brightsmithy Kit- "Look easy to build, florp."
• Brightsmithy- "Make shiny things."

​Brightsmithy

• Brightshade Armor- "Tough and glowy!"
• Brightshade Helm- "Cage for head, florp?"
• Brightshade Bomb- "Hee-hee-hee... boom!!"
• Brightshade Staff- "Magic hitting stick."
• Brightshade Sword- "It mine!! Me want glowy sword!"
• Brightshade Smasher- "It real good at breaking stuff."
• Brightshade Shoevel- "Good scooper-upper, florp."
• Brightshade Repair Kit- "Fix-up stuff."
• Polar Bearger Bin- "Blegh. Better not get teddy hair in food!"
• Ice Crystaleyezer Kit- "Look easy to build, flort."
• Ice Crystaleyezer(Deactivated)- "Glorp! Who take shiny eyeball?"
• Ice Crystaleyezer(Activated)- "Hi Eye!"
• Howlitzer- "Awww, doggy teeth here!"

​Shadowcrafting

• Void Robe- "Scary shirt..."
• Void Cowl- "It dark inside!"
• Umbralla- "Huh? Th-there a storm in it!"
• Shadow Reaper- "Swish swish, bye-bye plants! Hee-hee!"
• Void Repair Kit- "Fix-up stuff."
• Embalming Spritz- "Glurgh... stink spray!"
• Waxed Plants- "Plant gonna be stuck like that forever?"

​Critters

• Kittykit- "...Guess you pretty okay, florpt."
• Vargling- "Wanna play, flurp?"
• Ewelet- "Don't worry, will keep you safe!"
• Broodling- "Green scaly friends stick together, florp!"
• Glomglom- "Good bouncy bug."
• Giblet- "Hello birdy!"
• Mothling- "You ugly, but me love you."
• Friendly Peeper- "Will make sure no get dry, glorp. Very important."

​Fishing

• Wooden Ball Bobber- "Bobby floaty!"
• Hardened Slip Bobber- "Bobby floaty!"
• Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spinnerbait- "Won't hurt fish, will it?"
• Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spoon- "Won't hurt fish, will it?"
• Rainy Day Lure- "Can play with fish friends in rain!"
• Snow Day Lure- "Can play with fish friends in snow!"
• Stupefying Lure- "This one not very nice..."
• Heavy Weighted Lure- "Ooooooh, can catch big fishy!"
• Jet Quill Float- "Feather floaty!"
• Crimson Quill Float- "Feather floaty!"
• Azure Quill Float- "Feather floaty!"
• Saffron Quill Float- "Feather floaty!"
• Down Quill Float- "Big feather floaty!"
• Malbatross Quill Float- "Big feather floaty!"

​Sculpt

• Carved Hornucopia- "Full of yummies, florp!"
• Bubble Pipe Carving- "Scale-less are weird, florp."
• Pawn Figure- "It littlest of its kin..."
• Rook Figure- "This castle too small."
• Knight Figure- "It look like an Ironfolk."
• Bishop Figure- "Pointy."
• Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "It moving!"
• Queenly Figure- "Scary lady."
• Kingly Figure- "Why everyone act weird around this one."
• Deerclops Figure- "Won't bother us again."
• Bearger Figure- "Grrrr!"
• Moose/Goose Figure- "Ha ha! Her face!"
• Dragonfly Figure- "It all buggy-eyed."
• Moon Moth Figure- "It so ugly."
• Anchor Figure- "Why made anchor for land, florpt?"
• "Moon" Figure- "It look just like real thing!"
• Malbatross Figure- "It very fancy looking statue."
• Crab King Figure- "Glurgh, he make crab lady sad!"
• Toadstool Figure- "No more glurp-glurping."
• Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "Not so spooky now."
• Klaus Figure- "Can't chase me anymore!"
• Bee Queen Figure- "That what you get, stingy lady!"
• Antlion Figure- "How she stay so still?"
• Ancient Guardian Figure- "It good for scratching scales against."
• Celestial Champion Figure- "Glorp! Oh, it not real."
• Eye of Terror Figure- "Oh no... got dried out, glorp..."
• Twins of Terror Figure- "Ha ha, they just rocks now!"
• Nightmare Werepig Figure- "Grrr... why we have nasty Pig statue?!"
• Crystal Deerclops Figure- "Bye bye deer. No more eye pokey."
• Possessed Varg Figure- "Poor doggy. Not so bad."
• Armored Bearger Figure- "Remember bad teddy."
• Frostjaw Figure- "Haha! Bad fishie frozen."

​Seafaring

• Boat Kit- "For travel on the big pond!"
• Plank- "Jumpy board!"
• Leak- "Don't see this as big problem, florp."
• Boat Patch- "Why patch? Let water in, florpt!"
• Oar and Driftwood Oar- "Make boat go!"
• Anchor Kit- "Can make boat-stopper!"
• Anchor- "Keep boat stuck."
• Mast Kit- "Pieces for boat thing."
• Mast- "This for boat?"
• Winged Sail Kit- "Birdy sail!"
• Winged Sail- "Make boat fly! No? Aww..."
• Steering Wheel Kit- "This go on boat?"
• Steering Wheel- "Wurt is captain!!"
• Tin Fishin' Bin- "This where scale-less keep fish pets, florp?"
• Pinchin' Winch- "Treasure grabber!"
• Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "Got something! Got something!"
• Pinchin' Winch (holding item)- "Huh? What is it?"
• Deck Illuminator- "Tall boat light!"
• Lightning Conductor- "Lightning catcher!"
• Fire Pump- "Splashy splashy!"
• Cannon Kit- "Buildy bits for boat stuff."
• Cannon (Loaded)- "Wanna play, wanna play!"
• Cannon (Empty)- "It not ready yet!"
• Cannon (Nothing to upload)- "Glurgh... forget to bring cannon rocks..."
• Cannonball- "Thought we not allowed to throw rocks?"
• Nautopilot Kit- "It boat stuff? Look weird, though."
• Nautopilot- "Ohhh Wicker-lady show things like that in book! It big horsey-shoe, right?"
• Nautopilot (Active)- "It magic!!"
• Nautopilot Beacon- "Don't understand weird scale-less machines, florp."
• Nautopilot Beacon (Active)- "What it doing?"
• Dock Kit- "Will build nice sleeping spot for boat."
• Dock Piling- "Would look better with Pigman head on top, but still okay."
• Rudder Kit- "It boat stuff."
• Rudder- "Wanna make boat spin faster! Faster!!"
• Grass Raft Kit- "Little boat way easier to make, flort."
• Kelp Bumper- "Pretty decorations!"
• Shell Bumper- "Pretty decorations!"
• Ocean Trawler Kit- "It something for fishies?"
• Ocean Trawler- "Is fishy catcher? Why?"
• Ocean Trawler (Caught)- "Hi fishies! Don't worry, gonna take good care of you!"
• Ocean Trawler (Escaped)- "Fishies went home."
• Ocean Trawler (Fixed)- "Look even better now, florp."
• Ocean Trawler (Lowered)- "Maybe fishies will wanna play!"
• Kelp Patch- "Maybe fix boat for now, be snack for later?"

​Survivor Items

Willow

• Willow's Lighter- "This very special to fire lady, florp."
• Bernie (held and inactive)- "No playing anymore?"
• Bernie (active)- "Wanna play with it!"
• BERNIE!- "Fun toy, flurp!"
• Bernie (broken)- "Aww..."
• Fire Ball- "Pretty..."

Wolfgang

• Mighty Gym- "Can do it too! Mermfolk super strong, flurt!"
• Mighty Gym (burnt)- "Glurp! Didn't do it!!"
• Dumbbell- "Muscly mustache man leave rocks everywhere."
• Golden Dumbbell- "Muscly mustache man leave rocks everywhere."
• Marbell- "Muscly mustache man leave rocks everywhere."
• Gembell- "Muscly mustache man leave rocks everywhere."
• Firebell- "Glurp! Hot rocks!"
• Icebell- "Glorph! Too cold!"
• Thermbell- "Muscly mustache man leave rocks everywhere."
• Potato Sack- "Snacks! Mine!!"
• Coaching Whistle- "Shiny... maybe he not mind if me borrow..."

Wendy

• All Ghostly Elixirs- "Ooooh! Me wanna make some too, florp!"
• Sisturn (empty)- "What in jar? Snacks?"
• Sisturn (some flowers)- "Scale-less like putting flowers here."
• Sisturn (full)- "So is... not snack jar?"

WX-78

• Bio Scanalyzer- "Bug? No? Hmm..."
• Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "Bug? No? Hmm..."
• Bio Scanalyzer (hunting)- "Bug? No? Hmm..."
• Bio Scanalyzer (scanning)- "Bug? No? Hmm..."
• Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "Why it all blinky?"
• Circuit Extractor- "Haha! Ironfolk weird."
• Bio Data- "Glurgh... can Wicker-lady read it?"
• Circuits- "Crunchy."

Wickerbottom

• Bookcase- "Glurgh. Why put books up so high?!"
• Bookcase (burnt)- "D-didn't do it, promise!! Please don't be sad, Wicker-lady..."
• Birds of the World- "Read this one, Wicker-lady!"
• Horticulture, Abridged- "A... appled...? (Sigh)"
• Applied Silviculture- "A... appled...? (Sigh)"
• Sleepytime Stories- "Want bedtime story!"
• The End is Nigh!- "Where Wicker-lady? Want to know what happen next!"
• On Tentacles- "Remind me of home, florp."
• The Angler's Survival Guide- "Tell me fishy story!"
• Pyrokinetics Explained- "What this one about?"
• Overcoming Arachnophobia- "It about Spiderfolk? Why no book about Mermfolk?!"
• Tempering Temperatures- "Tem... per... atoor?"
• Lux Aeterna- "Huh? What that say?"
• Practical Rain Rituals- "What a ritual?"
• Lunar Grimoire- "Oooh, moon stuff!"
• Apicultural Notes- "Wicker-lady! Wanna read about honey! ...Please."
• Horticulture, Expanded- "Extra-ended? It look more like extra added."
• The Everything Encyclopedia- "Glurp... that one look extra full of words..."
• Lux Aeterna Redux- "Oooh, this look fancy."
• Fiery Pen- "Wicker-lady say no touch. But maybe she not looking..."

Woodie

• Kitschy Beaver Idol- "There something spilling out its belly."
• Kitschy Goose Idol- "Wanna play with doll!"
• Kitschy Moose Idol- "Wicker-lady say should eat with mouth closed."
• Hardwood Hat- "Wood choppy man make it with metal choppy friend!"
• Wooden Walking Stick- "Wicker-lady say is for walking, not for poking Wen-dee..."
• Treeguard Idol- "Aww, little Treebeast!"

Wes

• Pile o' Balloons- "Look chewy, florp."
• Balloon- "Want one!!"
• Speedy Balloon- "That a big one, flurp!"
• Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "Awww, got all small."
• Party Balloon- "Huh? There stuff inside!"
• Inflatable Vest- "Ooooh, water floaty!"
• Balloon Hat- "Squeaky hat."

Maxwell

• Magician's Chest- "Magic hidey-place."
• Magician's Top Hat- "Glurgh, fancy hat got all gloopy."

Wigfrid

• Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, Bel Canto of Courage, Dark Lament, and Enlightened Lullaby- "Someone drew bunch of flies stuck in Spiderfolk webs, florpt."
• Fireproof Falsetto- "Someone drew bunch of flies stuck in Spiderfolk webs, florpt."
• Rude Interlude and Startling Soliloquy- "Glurgh... these words really hard..."
• Battle Rönd- "Round wall for carry."
• Commander's Helm- "Many wings on Viking lady hat."
• Elding Spear- "Ooh, stabby AND sparky."
• Battle Saddle- "Me next, ride big fuzzy!"
• Battle Call Canister- "Who care what inside? Not me!"
• Warrior's Reprise- "Someone drew bunch of flies stuck in Spiderfolk webs, florpt."

Webber

• Den Decorating Set- "What you making Webby boy?"
• Webby Whistle- "It tickly!"
• Shoo Box- "It goes clicky-clacky-clak!"
• Healing Glop- "Glurgh, have funny smell."
• Warrior, Cave, Shatter, and Strider Switcherdoodle- "Webby boy make Merm cookie next!!"
• Dangler, Spitter, and Nurse Switcherdoodle- "Webby boy make Merm cookie next!!"

Winona

• Trusty Tape- "Weenowna-lady good at fixing."
• Winona's Catapult- "Rock thrower! Rock thrower!"
• Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "Why it not work?"
• Winona's Inventions (burning)- "It supposed to do that, florp?"
• Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "Oh well."
• Winona's Spotlight- "What this thing?"
• Winona's Generator- "This box have weird colored branches sticking out."
• Winona's Generator (low fuel)- "The little light getting lower..."
• Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "Think it asleep."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator- "What it do?"
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "It looking tired."
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "It supposed to be doing something?"
• Winona's G.E.M.erator (overloaded)- "Glorp! Hot! Hot!"
• Handy Remote- "Glurph. But it not even look like a hand?"
• W.I.N.bot- "Weenowna-lady make Ironfolk?"
• W.I.N.bot (Charged)- "Hey! Wake up, flort!"
• Teletransport Station- "Sometimes free stuff appear!"
• Portasol- "Wonder where it make the stuff go?"
• Inspectacles- "Weenowna-lady Ironfolk eyes!"
• Rose-Colored Glasses- "It Weenonwna-lady's plant eyes!"

Wurt

• Craftsmerm House- "Made it with own claws!"
• Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "WHYYYYY!?"
• DIY Royalty Kit- "There lots of Kings in fairy stories... look easy to make!"
• DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "NOOOOOO!!"
• Royal Tapestry- "Good seat for Merm King!"
• Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "WHO DO THIS?!"
• Merm Flort-ifications- "Need royal guard to protect new King!"
• Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "Royal guard need King to protect..."
• Clever Disguise- "Make scale-less look like friendly Mermfolk!"
• Lil' Itchy- "Lil' Itchy wanna play with friends?"
• Skeeter Bomb- "Hee-hee-hee... catch!"
• Fertilizzzer- "Made dirt snack for plants, florp!"
• Blood Shot- "Mermfolk medicine, florp!"
• Communal Kelp Dish / Superior Communal Kelp Dish- "Hey!! There no sea snacks in here!"
• Communal Kelp Dish / Superior Communal Kelp Dish (Some Kelp)- "Not full yet, need more yummies!"
• Communal Kelp Dish / Superior Communal Kelp Dish (Lot of Kelp)- "Enough for all Mermfolk to share, florp."
• Shoddy Tool Shed / Slightly Less Shoddy Tool Shed- "Mermfolk tools inside."
• Shoddy Tool- "Made for hardworking Mermfolk!"
• Slightly Less Shoddy Tool- "Made for hardest working Mermfolk!"
• Armermry / Superior Armermry- "Making Mermfolk fighting hat."
• Swamp Brawler Helmet / Swamp Warrior Helmet- "Only for big Mermfolk, glorp…"
• Dreaded Mudslinger- "Pretty stick!"
• Brilliant Mudslinger- "Bright stick!"

Warly

• Chef Pouch- "Keep foods inside!"
• Portable Crock Pot- "Put food inside and different food come out, florp?"
• Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Wow!"
• Portable Crock Pot (empty)- "Huh? Nothing in here!"
• Portable Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Food! Food! Food!"
• Portable Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This take too long!"
• Portable Grinding Mill- "Shaky shaky!"
• Portable Seasoning Station- "Put flavor bits on foodthings!"
• Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "All done!"
• Garlic Powder- "Mmmm make breath smell nice."
• Honey Crystals- "YUM!!"
• Chili Flakes- "Hot bits!"
• Seasoning Salt- "This sand taste good!"

Wormwood

• Bramble Husk- "Plant made it!"
• Bramble Trap- "Plant trap!"
• Compost Wrap- "(Sniff) Glurgh!!"
• Syrup of Ipecaca- "Smell good! Like swamp and rot!"
• Brambleshade Armor- "Plant's killing shirt!"

Walter

• Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "Is good color."
• Pebbles, Gold Rounds, Marbles, Freeze Rounds, Slow-Down Rounds, and Cursed Rounds- "Bits of stuff."
• Poop Pellets- "Tiny poops."
• Tent Roll- "Building something, florp?"
• Camper's Tent- "Is sleeping place."

Wanda

• Clockmaker's Tools- "Won't break them, florp! Promise!"
• Time Pieces- "Too small for Ironfolk guts..."
• Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "Only chewed on it little bit! But Wandy-lady got mad..."
• Ageless Watch and Second Chance Watch (recharging)- "Wandy-lady say it "ree-plin-ishing tem-pooral"... glurgh. Forget rest."
• Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch (recharging)- "Wandy-lady say it "ree-plin-ishing tem-pooral"... glurgh. Forget rest."
• Portal Entrance- "Weird tunnel."
• Portal Exit- "Glurgh, it too high to reach!"
• Alarming Clock- "Would like to see nasty Pigfolk hit with it!"

Hallowed Nights

• Candy Bag- "Sweets!!"
• Candy Apple- "These even better than regular apple, flort!"
• Candy Corn- "Made corn even better?!"
• Catcoon Candy- "Will eat you in one bite, florp!"
• Choco Pigs- "Grrr, will eat you all up!!"
• Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "Mmm, taste like swamp!"
• Gummy Spider- "Didn't know Spiderfolk could be tasty!"
• Jelly Worm- "Even better than normal worm!"
• Not-So-Candy Corn- "Corn!!"
• Raisins- "Can eat yours if you don't want them, florp."
• "Raisins"-"Taste good to me, florp."
• Candy Lice- "Yum yum in the tum-tum!"
• Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "Mermfolk have jaws of steel!"
• Lava Pepper- "Hot-hot, HOT!!"
• Broken Stake- "Didn't break it!! Found like this!"
• Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "Can see cute face in it!"
• Empty Elixir- "Somebody drank it, florp."
• Faux Fangs- "Good chompers!"
• Monkey Paw- "Seem safe, florp."
• Spider Ring- "Who ever seen such tiny Spiderfolk?"
• Binoculars- "Can see forever!"
• Lone Glove- "Keep one claw warm."
• Snail Scale- "This snail sleeping."
• Goop Canister- "Warm goop!"
• Toy Cobra- "Oooh, fun toy!"
• Crocodile Toy- "Hee-hee it wear funny clothes!"
• Broken Terrarium- "Someone broke plant house."
• Odd Radio- "What it do?"
• Broken Hairdryer- "Hm..."
• Mad Scientist Lab- "Bubble, bubble!"
• Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "Not scared of anything, flurt!"
• Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "Has strong smell."
• Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "Didn't turn out so good..."
• Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "Sparkle bottle."
• Steeped Lunar Essence- "Look breakable..."
• Totally Normal Root- "Still roots left!"
• Totally Normal Sapling- "Still growing."
• Bat Decoration- "Can help decorate too, florp!"
• Crow Decoration- "Pretty bird."
• Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "Hee-hee... look just like Webby boy."
• Ghost Decoration- "Boo! Hee-hee."
• Spider Decoration- "Mermfolk very fearsome! Where Merm ornament??"
• Tentacle Decoration- "These not so scary."
• Bats coming out of tree- "G-glurp... saw something..."
• Drinking bravery potion- "Me was never scared, florp!"
• Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "Awww... nothing happen."

Winter's Feast

• Gift Wrap- "Why scale-less wrap things in more things?"
• Gift- "Present for me!"
• Festive Tree Planter- "Gotta find pine cone!"
• Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Was so pretty..."
• Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "Grow big!"
• Winter's Feast Tree- "So much food, flurt!"
• Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "Glorph! Put it out!!"
• Gingerbread Cookie- "MMMM, but what it supposed to be?"
• Eternal Fruitcake- "Glurgh, what in this?"
• Sugar Cookie- "This snowflake melt on tongue too!"
• Candy Cane- "Crunchy!"
• Chocolate Log Cake- "It not a real log?"
• Plum Pudding- "Watch! Can put whole thing in mouth!"
• Apple Cider- "Mmmmm..."
• Hot Cocoa- "This. Best. Thing. Ever."
• Heavenly Eggnog- "Sluuuurrrrp!"
• Festive Bauble- "Oooooh... pretty!"
• Festive Light- "Glowy!"
• Magnificent Adornment- "These get special place on tree!"
• Champion Adornment- "Have to put that one on tree?"
• Appeasing Adornment- "...?"
• Masonry Oven- "Is big burny thing!"
• Masonry Oven (cooking)- "It making the food now, florp."
• Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "Can eat now? Maybe now? Now?"
• Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "FOOD READY!"
• Winter's Feast Table- "Is very fancy table."
• Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "Ready to eat! Ready to eat!"
• Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "That not go there!"
• Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "Aww, feast over?"
• Merry Berrysauce- "Yummy yummy berries!"
• Bibingka- "Like this!"
• Cabbage Rolls- "Cabbage rolled up with more cabbage, flort!"
• Festive Fish Dish- "Someone playing tricks, it just veggies shaped like fish!"
• Good Gravy- "Mmmm, is chocolate!"
• Latkes- "Is good and crunchy!"
• Lutefisk- "Is just potatoes made into fish shape!"
• Mulled Punch- "Mmmm, warms up tummy!"
• Panettone- "Tasty tasty bread!"
• Pavlova- "Fancy cook man call it a mer... mer-ingy... mer-angy..."
• Pickled Herring- "Someone playing tricks, it just veggies shaped like fish!"
• Polish Cookies- "Yummy fruit pockets!"
• Pumpkin Pie- "Mmmmmmmmmm!"
• Roasted Turkey- "It look like yucky turkey, but smell like veggies?"
• Stuffing- "Tasty bready bits."
• Sweet Potato Casserole- "This even better than normal potato!"
• Tamales- "Mmm, hot veggie bits inside."
• Tourtiere- "Mmm, is hot veggie pie!"
• Gingerbread Pig- "No mercy for tiny Cookie-Pigfolk!"
• Gingerbread Pig House- "Anybody home?"
• Gingerbread Varg- "Will eat you all up!"
• Cookie Crumbles- "Left tasty trail, florp."
• Holiday Cheer- "It look tasty."
• Eating Holiday Cheer- "Mmmmm, sweets!"
• Eating without feasting- "Should share with others, florp."
• Feasting- "Oooooh, feel sparkly!"
• Feasting buff- "Oooooh, feel sparkly!"
• Feasting buff wearing off- "Hey! Where sparkles go?"

Lunar New Year

• Red Pouch- "Something clinking inside."
• Lucky Gold Nugget- "Shiny rock!"
• Red Firecrackers- "Make big sounds and lights!!"
• Red Lantern- "Hm, it look kinda nice."
• Lucky Fan- "Feather stick!"
• Lucky Beast Head- "Look almost as cute as own face, florp."
• Lucky Beast Body- "Everything go with scales!"
• Lucky Beast Tail- "Always wanted a tail!"
• Floating Lantern- "Pretty water floaty."
• Dappled and Golden Koi- "You very pretty, florp."

Gobbler

• Gobbler Shrine- "Huh? What you want, gobble-bird?"
• Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "Something go here?"
• Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "It all burnt up, flurt."

Varg

• Varg Shrine- "House for gold doggy."
• Varg Shrine (empty)- "Need some light, flort."
• Varg Shrine (burnt)- "All burnt up."
• Lucky Whistle- "It make no sound?"
• Clay Hound- "Glurp! Bitey!"
• Clay Hound (statue)- "Who make you, florp?"
• Clay Varg- "Big teeth!"
• Clay Varg (statue)- "Have weird feeling, florp."
• Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "Oooh, picture!"
• Hound Figure- "Grrrr!"
• Varg Figure- "Bad doggy."

Pig King

• Pig Shrine- "Who make this??"
• Pig Shrine (empty)- "Not giving you anything, flurt."
• Pig Shrine (burnt)- "Good, it gone now."
• Tribute Roast- "Blegh! Has nasty Pig face!"
• Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "Usually like mud, but that just bad."
• Fish Heads on a Stick- "This insulting to fish."
• Golden Belt- "Stole Pigman's belt!"
• Clout Snout- "Shiny Pig nose, florp!"
• Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "Nasty Pigman!"
• Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "Grrr, bad Pig!"
• Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "Enemy of Mermfolk!"
• Elite Pig (Wade)- "Stay away!"
• Can't play game (too late)- "Aw... too late."
• Can't play game (area not empty)- "Fluuurph... need to clean first..."
• Can't play game (danger)- "Florp! No time for game!"

Carrat

• Carrat Shrine- "Gimme stuff!"
• Carrat Shrine (empty)- "Want presents?"
• Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "Didn't do it!!"
• Starting Point Kit- "Is starting spot for veggie race."
• Starting Point- "Veggie race start here!"
• Finish Line Kit- "Where finish place go?"
• Finish Line- "Is the finish place."
• Finish Line (burnt)- "Awwwwww."
• Finish Line (won)- "Yeah!! Beat you, ha ha!"
• Finish Line (lost)- "Glurgh, {winner} cheated..."
• Checkpoint Kit- "Help veggie rats find way."
• Checkpoint- "It show the way!"
• Navigation Gym Kit- "Gotta make veggie rat the best!"
• Navigation Gym- "Hee-hee, my veggie rat gonna be best!"
• Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "Go, go!"
• Navigation Gym (burnt)- "Aww..."
• Reflex Gym Kit- "Glurph, lot of pieces to put together."
• Reflex Gym- "Is very good racing training, flort."
• Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "Getting better, florp!"
• Reflex Gym (burnt)- "Aww..."
• Speed Gym Kit- "For veggie rat."
• Speed Gym- "Race wheel."
• Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "Spinny, spinny, spin!"
• Speed Gym (burnt)- "Aww..."
• Endurance Gym Kit- "Where a good place to put this, flort?"
• Endurance Gym- "Hoppy string machine."
• Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "Jump!"
• Endurance Gym (burnt)- "Aww..."
• Carrat Scale Kit- "Will see which veggie rat is best one!"
• Carrat Scale- "Need to get best veggie rat!"
• Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "Not very good, flort."
• Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "Gonna be good racer, florp!"
• Carrat Scale (burnt)- "Didn't do it!"
• Packet of Seeds- "Tiny snacks!"
• Premium Seed Packet- "Wonder if it grow into something tasty."
• Carrat Figure- "Veggie rat look happy."
• Charlie's Carrat- "That one creepy, flurp."
• Can't start race with no participants- "Can't start yet! Need veggie rats!"
• Race starting- "Go! Go! Go!"
• Carrat is sleeping- "No sleepy! Gotta win!"
• Carrat is stunned- "What wrong, why you not going?!"
• Carrat going wrong way-
  • "Hey! That way! THAT WAY!"
  • "Glurph, veggie rat going wrong way!"
• Carrat is slow- "Not move fast enough, florp!"
• Carrat is exhausted- "It not look so good..."
• Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
  • "It not want to come, flort."
  • "That one already have owner."

Beefalo

• Beefalo Shrine- "Gimme stuff!"
• Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "Hmm... what it need?"
• Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "Glurgh... now gotta build another one..."
• Sewing Machine (held)- "Bits of things."
• Sewing Machine- "Make fancy dress-up things!"
• Judge's Booth (held)- "Someone left stuff on ground."
• Judge's Booth- "Has weird scale-less hiding inside."
• Beefalo Stage (held)- "Mermfolk great at building."
• Beefalo Stage- "Big fancy stick."
• Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "Hey, where the rest?"
• Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "Should show to weird scale-less hiding in tent!"
• Beefalo Dolls- "Too soft, florp. Rips on claws too easy."
• ()Warrior Costume Pattern- "Hee-hee good and scary!"
• ()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "Look kind of creepy..."
• ()Festive Costume Pattern- "Big fuzzy gonna look so good in this!"
• ()Flowery Costume Pattern- "Glurgh... this one ugly..."
• ()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "Make big fuzzy look like Ironfolk?"
• ()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "Don't want big fuzzy to get cold."
• ()Formal Costume Pattern- "Ooooh, all fancy."
• ()Victorian Costume Pattern- "Scale-less sure dress weird, florp."
• ()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "Awww, big fuzzy wanna have scales too?"
• Beefalo Figure- "It just rock, real thing better."
• Calling beefalo- "HEY! Come here!!"
• Can't build stage too far- "Too far away, flort."
• Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "Don't have any big fuzzy..."
• Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "Big fuzzy too far away."
• Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "Stay there, florp!"
• Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "Too mad, won't listen!"
• Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "Yeah! This the one!"
• Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "When is next contest?! Want turn!!"
• Failed to start contest (generic)- "Huh? Where is contest??"
• Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "Maybe he doing secret contest somewhere else..."
• Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "Glurph. He too busy."
• Learned new costume pattern- "Yay! New dress-up thing!"
• Costume pattern already known- "Glurgh, know it already!"

Catcoon

• Catcoon Shrine- "Gimme stuff!"
• Catcoon Shrine (empty)- "Will find present for you, florp."
• Catcoon Shrine (burnt)- "Uh oh..."
• Kitcoon Nursery Kit- "Building house easy! Done it lots of times, flort."
• Kitcoon Nursery- "It too tiny to fit inside..."
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek)- "Nobody hiding in there?"
• Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek, time almost up)- "Where they go?!"
• Kitcoon Nursery (burnt)- "Glurp! Didn't do it!!"
• Wind-up Mouse Toy- "It so fast!"
• Kit Collar- "Fish necklace for little kitties."
• Gobbler Wobbler Kit- "It not hard to build, florp."
• Gobbler Wobbler- "Ha ha, it fun to hit!"
• Gobbler Wobbler (burnt)- "Awww..."
• Kit Teaser Kit- "It need building still!"
• Kit Teaser- "It have little fishy on it!"
• Kit Teaser (burnt)- "Nooo!!"
• Kitcoon Figure- "Aww, they having a nap."
• Catcoon Figure- "It pretty good statue, has dead butterfly!"
• Kitcoon (forest, savanna, deciduous, and grassy)- "Ha ha! It fluffy AND scratchy!"
• Kitcoon (marsh, rocky, desert, lunar, and festive)- "It so little!"
• Ticoon- "It big squishy kitty! Hello!"
• Ticoon (abandoned)- "Maybe we play later, okay?"
• Ticoon (found Kitcoon)- "He did good job, florp."
• Ticoon (lost trail)- "His nose not so good after all."
• Ticoon (Kitcoon nearby)- "Think he smell something nearby."
• Ticoon (tracking)- "He looking for something!"
• Ticoon (tracking for someone else)- "Wait... this not the right squishy kitty."
• Ticoon (no Kitcoons)- "Guess he not smell anything around."
• Ticoon (Kitcoons too far)- "Come on squishy kitty, wanna try somewhere else!"
• Ticoon (announce, abandoned)- "You no fun anymore. Bye-bye!"
• Ticoon (announce, dead)- "Don't think he gonna be helping anymore, florp."
• Ticoon (announce, get leader attention)- "He smell something!"
• Ticoon (announce, lost kitcoon)- "What happen? Can't smell them no more?"
• Ticoon (announce, near kitcoon)- "There something nearby..."
• Ticoon (announce, nothing to track)- "What wrong? Can't find nothing?"
• Ticoon (announce, start tracking)- "Hey, where you going florp?"
• Ticoon (announce, waiting for leader)- "Coming!! Wait up, flort!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "Found you, florp!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "Ha ha, you easy to find."
• Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "Me is best at this game!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "Need to find better hidey spot than that, flort!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (found, last one)- "You last one!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (found, last one team)- "{name} find last one? Glurgh... coulda done it..."
• Playing hide-and-seek (found, one more)- "Is one left somewhere!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (losegame)- "No fair! Scratchy fluffies cheat!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (time alomost up)- "Where they hiding?! Time almost up!!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (too far)- "Hmm, don't smell no scratchy fluffies out here."
• Playing hide-and-seek (too far, return)- "Smell scratchy fluffies nearby, flort!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (join)- "Wanna play too, florp!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (start)- "Hide now! Me coming!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (not enough hiders)- "Need more scratchy fluffies to play!"
• Playing hide-and-seek (not enough hiding spots)- "Hmm, no good hidey spots here."
• Playing hide-and-seek (one game per day)- "Glurgh. Bored of this game."
• Kitcoon found in the wild- "You lost? Will take you home, florp!"

Bunnyman

• Bunnyman Shrine- "Gimme stuff!"
• Bunnyman Shrine (empty)- "Rabbit want carrot?"
• Bunnyman Shrine (burnt)- "Uh oh..."
• Cozy Bunnyman- "Hey! What they doing up here?"
• Hare Ball- "Glurgh, Bunnyman spit-up!"
• Pillow Fight Pit Kit- "We allowed to hit things? Yay!!"
• Pillow Fight Bell- "Hee-hee! Who wanna fight!?"
• Pillow Fight Bell(Playing)- "Me next, me next!!"
• Glove of Challenge- "Hee-hee-hee... SMACK!"
• Flowery Pillow / Flowery Pillow Armor- "Stinky ugly pillow!"
• Kelp-Stuffed Pillow / Kelpy Pillow Armor- "Ahh, slimy and nice!"
• Beefalo Wool Pillow / Beefalo Pillow Armor- "Blegh, it full of hair!"
• Steel Wool Pillow / Steel Wool Pillow Armor- "Glurgh! Itchy!!"
• Bunny Roll- "Grrr, will gobble you up, rabbit! Hee-hee."
• Moon Cake- "Yummy!"
• Moon Jelly- "That really okay for eating?"
• Skewered Puffs- "Not sharing!"
• Short Rabbit Lamp Kit / Tall Rabbit Lamp Kit- "Mermfolk light would be better."
• Short Rabbit Lamp / Tall Rabbit Lamp- "Ugly light statue."
• Short Rabbit Lamp / Tall Rabbit Lamp (out)- "Where light? Bunnyman not doing job!"
• Nightcap- "Sleepy-time hat."
• Bunnyman Figure- "Glurgh. Bunnyman get statue before Mermfolk?!"
• Can't start fight (no pillow)- "WAIT!! Forgot pillow!"

Dragonfly

• Dragonfly Shrine- "Gimme stuff!"
• Dragonfly Shrine (empty)- "Want burny stuff? Say "please"!"
• Dragonfly Shrine (burnt)- "Maybe it like it that way?"
• Decked-Out Dragonfly Boat Kit- "My boat, all mine!"
• Dragonfly Boat Kit- "Gonna be best boat. Because it mine!"
• Scaled Plank- "Ooooh, fancy jumpy board!"
• Dragonfly Wing Mast Kit- "Pieces for boat thing."
• Dragonfly Wing Mast- "Everything better with scales."
• Dragonfly Light Kit- "Tall boat light!"
• Dragonfly Light- "Have pretty glowy eyes."
• Claw Anchor Kit- "Can make boat-stopper!"
• Claw Anchor- "Carful not to hurt any fishies on way down, florp!"
• Dragonfly Boat Wheel Kit- "This go on boat?"
• Dragonfly Boat Wheel- "Me steer, me steer!"
• Fanged Bumper Kit- "Gonna decorate boat, florp."
• Fanged Bumper- "Grrr! Boat gonna bite you!"
• Claw Oar- "Gonna have claws just as big one day, you gonna see!"
• Start Tower Kit- "Hurry up, wanna start race!!"
• Start Tower- "This the start place."
• Race Checkpoint Kit- "Gonna put it in best spot. Not telling where."
• Race Checkpoint- "It show the way!"
• Golden Buoy Kit / Golden Buoy / Thorny Buoy- "Glorp! Don't hit boat!"
• Charlie's Racer- "You gonna lose! Nyeeeehhh!!"
• Broodling Spectator- "Gonna win, just watch, florp!"
• Start Tower Figure- "Why it not start? Wanna race again!"
• Can't start race (no boats)- "Gotta get closer to start, florp!"
• Can't start race (no checkpoints)- "Hey! Race not even set up yet!!"
• Can't start race (no enough boats)- "Glurgh. No room for anybody else to race."

The Forge

• Battlemaster Pugna- "Grrr, will show you!"
• Pit Pig- "You kin of Pigfolk??"
• Crocommander- "Toothy."
• Snortoise- "Why not get along, florp?"
• Scorpeon- "Glurp, bad bug!"
• Boarilla- "He... not so tough looking... glurp."
• Grand Forge Boarrior- "G-glorp... b-big Pigfolk..."
• Rhinocebro- "They not so tough, flort!"
• Infernal Swineclops- "Glurt!!"
• Ancient Gateway (off)- "How that door work?"
• Ancient Gateway (on)- "Bye-bye!"
• Ancient Anchor (empty)- "Something go in there..."
• Ancient Anchor (key)- "All done!"
• Forge Portal- "Fighty folk keep coming from there."
• Battle Standard- "It ok to break it? YEAH!!"
• Baby Spider- "Spiderfolk and Mermfolk truced for now, florp."
• Magma Golem- "Glurp!! Rock monster!"
• Living Staff- "Blegh, ugly stick..."
• Infernal Staff- "Thwooooom!"
• Petrifying Tome- "What this say, florp?"
• Tome of Beckoning- "What this say, florp?"
• Forging Hammer- "Extra hitty hammer!"
• Pith Pike- "Stabby!"
• Spiral Spear- "Swirly!"
• Riled Lucy- "Loo-cy look different."
• Blacksmith's Edge- "This sword almost big as me, florp!"
• Darts- "Shouldn't play with it... gonna anyway."
• Molten Darts- "Look dangerous!"
• Hearthsfire Crystals- "BOOOOM!!"
• Reed Tunic- "Reeds good for hide in... not so good for fight in."
• Feathered Reed Tunic- "Hee-hee, it's tickly!"
• Wood Armor- "Made of strong tree skin."
• Jagged Wood Armor- "Grrr! Look very fearsome!"
• Silken Wood Armor- "Look light, for working quick!"
• Stone Splint Mail- "Made of strong rocks!"
• Steadfast Stone Armor- "So safe!! But, glurgh... so heavy..."
• Grand Armor- "Feel bit safer, florp."
• Barbed Helm- "Feel little stronger!"
• Nox Helm- "Hrrraaaaagh!!"
• Resplendent Nox Helm- "Extra horns for extra fight!!"
• Feathered Wreath- "Hee-hee! Feather head!"
• Crystal Tiara- "Feel speedy, florp!"
• Clairvoyant Crown- "Has magic eye."
• Woven Garland- "It fill head with healing learning!"
• Flower Headband- "Blegh... have to wear it...?"
• Blossomed Wreath- "Know it good for me, but gluuurrgghh..."
• Started revival- "Us friends now... florp?"
• Finished revival- "All better, flurp!"
• Revived- "G-glurp... that was scary."
• Refusing inappropriate weapon- "Don't wanna."

The Gorge

• Mumsy- "She seem nice enough."
• Billy- "Hello weird kid! Wanna play?"
• Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm and Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "Finally find someone normal!"
• Swamp Pig Elder- "Something weird about that Pigfolk."
• Swamp Pig Elder (sleeping)- "Sleepy bird."
• Swamp Pig- "You a weird looking Pigfolk."
• Old Beefalo- "Where all its fluff?"
• Pigeon- "Hello birdy!"
• Pigeon (sleeping)- "Sleepy bird."
• Pigeon (dead)- "Ewww, it dead."
• Pebble Crab- "Aww, it so cute!"
• Berry Bush- "Aww, where the berries?!"
• Fern- "Is dee-lishuss and newt-rishuss."
• Mushroom- "Ooooh, this where mushrooms grow!"
• Mushroom (picked)- "No more mushroom...?"
• Rotten Crop- "Don't think big sky mouth would like that, florp."
• Sapling- "Baby tree!"
• Spotty Shrub- "Something about it feel like home."
• Spotty Shrub (picked)- "Nothing left for picking."
• Sugarwood Tree- "There sweet stuff inside!"
• Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "Someone took tree! Not me!"
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "Aww... nothing left."
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "Mmm, it full of sweet stuff!"
• Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "Blegh, there bugs stuck in the sweet stuff."
• Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "Tree okay?"
• Ivy- "Creepy crawly."
• The Altar of Gnaw- "That where food goes."
• The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "It just ate!"
• Ancient Gateway- "Another dead end."
• Beast of Hunger (1)- "Look creepy..."
• Beast of Hunger (2)- "Stay away!"
• Broken Carriage- "What this thing?"
• Dilapidated Cathedral- "Mermfolk have story passed down... about mouth in the sky..."
• Dilapidated Chimney (1 and 2)- "Nobody live here anymore?"
• Dilapidated Clocktower- "All broken up."
• Dilapidated Door- "It all broken."
• Dilapidated House-
  • "Hellooooo?"
  • "Glurph... it feel spooky here."
  • "Nobody home, flort."
• Dilapidated Roof- "Was there fight? Look like Goatfolk lose."
• Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "Don't like it."
• Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "Is creepy..."
• Worn Pig House- "Glurgh, it smell like Pigfolk!"
• House Rubble- "Ha ha! Pig house all broken."
• Iron Fence- "Look real pointy."
• Locked Iron Gate- "Lemme iiiin!!"
• Iron Gate- "Better be good stuff in here."
• Mealing Stone- "Crush into tiny bits!"
• Park Fountain- "Aww... no water to splash in."
• Post- "Not that interesting, florp."
• Queen Beast and Stone Pillar- "She look nice."
• Rundown House- "Just bit of a fixer upper!"
• Safe- "Wonder what inside this hidey box..."
• Locked Safe- "Aww, let me in!!"
• Sammy's Wagon- "Ooooh, what you have?"
• Pipton's Cart- "You gimme stuff?"
• Salt Pond- "Blegh, it full of salty water!"
• Streetlight- "Ooooooh, glowy!"
• Small Streetlight- "Is fancy light."
• Smashed Clock- "What happen to it?"
• Urn- "Cookies inside?"
• Wrecked Bicycle- "Weird looking thing..."
• All cookware kits- "Ooooooh, present for me?"
• Pot Hanger (held)- "It help for cooking."
• Pot Hanger- "Put food over fire!"
• Oven (held)- "Food cooker."
• Oven- "Wonder what to cook..."
• Small Grill (held)- "Teeny food cooker."
• Small Grill- "Teeny food cooker."
• Large Grill (held)- "Is for making food hot and tasty!"
• Large Grill- "Make food hot and tasty."
• Cookpot- "Bitty pot."
• Large Cookpot- "Is just normal pot."
• Small Casserole Dish- "Is so teeny tiny!"
• Large Casserole Dish- "Not good with breakable things..."
• Syrup Pot- "Is for sweet stuff."
• Salt Rack (held)- "This go over salty pond?"
• Salt Rack- "How this supposed to work, florp?"
• Salt Rack (ready)- "There stuff growing on it!"
• Crab Trap- "Look like little house!"
• Hoe- "Farming... thing!"
• Slaughter Tools- "Huh? What this for?"
• Tree Tapping Kit- "Holds sweet tree stuff!"
• Key- "Maybe this open those hidey boxes!"
• Iron Key- "Not for hidey boxes... what it open?"
• Ancient Key- "Ooooh, look important!"
• All Seed Packet types- "Seeeeeeds!!"
• All Seed types- "Make more tasty snacks!"
• Salmon- "Hello fishy!"
• Cooked Salmon- "Nooooooo!!"
• Crab Meat- "(Sniff) poor crab..."
• Cooked Crab Meat- "Glurph... can't look."
• Cooked Foliage- "Yummy yum!"
• Mushroom (item)- "Mushrooms very chewy and good."
• Cooked Mushroom- "
• Garlic- "Make breath smell nice."
• Roast Garlic- "Mmm... hot smelly snack!"
• Onion- "Mmm-mmmm, crunchy!"
• Roast Onion- "Smell so good, florp!"
• Potato- "Good dirt veggie."
• Roast Potato- "Mmm, hot potato!"
• Toma Root- "It nice and ripe."
• Roast Toma Root- "Cooked it real good!"
• Turnip- "Mmm, turnip!"
• Roast Turnip- "Hot turnip!"
• Wheat- "It like grass, with hidden snacks!"
• Flour- "This dusty stuff go in food?"
• Goat Milk- "Glurgh..."
• Salt Crystals- "Tasty rock!"
• Salt- "Shaky shaky!"
• Sap- "Mmmm, so sweet!!"
• Ruined Sap- "Glurgh... not so good anymore."
• Syrup- "Sticky sweet!"
• Spotty Sprig- "Smell kinda spicy."
• Spot Spice- "Oooh, it taste good!"
• Old Coin- "Can't eat this, florp!"
• Sapphire Medallion- "Ooooh, shiny!"
• Red Mark- "Look extra fancy."
• Gnaw's Favor- "This help me get home!"
• Prepared dish- "Should give to big mouth in sky!"
• Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "Don't think it'll like that, florp."
• Prepared dish (matches craving)- "Is good food for sky mouth!"
• Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "Food seem small for such big mouth."
• Burnt Food- "Glurp, didn't mean to burn it!"
• Silver Plate- "Shiny!"
• Silver Bowl- "Can see own cute reflection!"
• Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "Grrr... want in!"
• Cannot slaughter Old Beefalo (too far)- "Grrr... come back!"
• Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "Already got dish!"
• Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "Not right dish, florpt."
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "Something cooking already."
• Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "Blegh!!"
• Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "Grrr, key not work!"
• Cannot use item (occupied)- "Gotta wait."
• Food ruined (bad recipe)- "Glurgh, that not gonna taste good together."
• Food ruined (overcooked)- "Oops..."
• Lost round- "We win! No? Glurp..."
• Won round- "Yay! Going back now, bye-bye sky mouth!"

Midsummer Cawninval

• Corvus Goodfeather- "Ooooh, is fancy Birdfolk."
• Crow Kid- "How you grow so big, flort?"
• Cawnival Token- "Shiny!"
• Prize Ticket- "Birdfolk give prize for these?!"
• Prize Tickets (small stack)- "Need more! Need more!"
• Prize Tickets (large stack)- "Gonna get biggest prize ever!"
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, Egg Scramble, Nest Defender, Cuckoo Spinwheel, and Birdhouse Ball Drop Kits- "It not look so hard to make, flort."
• Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, Egg Scramble, Nest Defender, Cuckoo Spinwheel, and Birdhouse Ball Drop- "Won't play without shiny thing..."
• Hubbub for Grub (playing)- "Why feeding fake birdies fake worms?"
• Hubbub for Grub (trapdoor)- "Where that go, florp?"
• Grub- "Me not eat worms!"
• Eggs in a Basket (playing)- "Glurgh... not very good with counting..."
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor)- "Where that go, florp?"
• Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor, playing)- "Is this one!"
• Egg Scramble (playing)- "How eggs run around so fast?"
• Scrambling Egg- "Grrr, no run away egg!"
• Nest Defender- "Never seen Birdfolk do that before."
• Nest Defender (button, playing)- "It mine!! Me press button!"
• Nest Defender (target, playing)- "Hee-hee, bugs go smash!"
• Cuckoo Spinwheel (playing)- "Mermfolk really good at games."
• Birdhouse Ball Drop (playing)- "Not allowed to take little ball? But it look fun to play with!"
• Prize Booth (held)- "Want prizes!"
• Prize Booth- "Gimme prize!!"
• Confetti Cannon (held)- "Gonna build it real good, florp!"
• Confetti Cannon- "Esplode! Esplode!!"
• Confetti Cannon (cooldown)- "Wheee! Pretty!"
• Cawnival Sapling- "Never see tree like that, florp."
• Cawnival Tree- "Need more fun stuff around!"
• Cawnival Tree (level 2)- "Birdfolk like shiny decorations, florp."
• Cawnival Tree (level 3)- "All pretty!"
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, and Mini Tower Drop (held)- "Gonna build it real good, florp!"
• Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, and Mini Tower Drop- "Hee-hee, faster! Faster!!"
• Midsummer Night Light (held)- "Gonna build it real good, florp!"
• Midsummer Night Light- "How little light ball float like that?"
• Miniature Tree (held)- "Where put little tree?"
• Miniature Tree- "How tree stay so small?"
• Light Catcher Kit- "Gonna build it real good, florp!"
• Light Catcher- "So shinyyyy..."
• Green and Gold Mystery Box- "Open up!"
• Cawnival Statuette- "Can eat it? No? Aww..."
• Cawnival Statuette (uncommon)- "Not snack, but still good."
• Cawnival Statuette (rare)- "Ooooh, it look different!"
• Seed Clusters- "Mmmm, crunchy snack."
• Corny Slush- "Mmm! Want more!"
• Chirpy Scarf- "Hee-hee, look like pine boy!"
• Chirpy Cloak- "Is cam... cam-oo... cam-oo-flodge!"
• Chirpy Capelet- "Look just like Birdfolk."
• Can't activate Cawnival game (already in use)- "Me next, me next!"
• Can't activate Cawnival game (not token)- "It not want that."
• Can't summon Corvus (already here)- "Fancy Birdfolk over here!"
• Can't summon Corvus (busy)- "Hey! Trying to talk to you!"
• Can't summon Corvus (not Cawnival time)- "Huh? Where the Birdfolk go?"
• Missed in Hubbub for Grub- "Slow down, birdies!"

Nature - Plants

• Lumpy Sapling- "It trying its best, florp."
• Burnt Spiky Bush- "It so sad, florp..."
• Twiggy Tree- "Skinny tree."
• Twiggy Tree (stump)- "Broke into pieces!"
• Twiggy Tree (burning)- "Aaah, it hot!!"
• Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "Bye-bye tree."
• Twiggy Tree (old)- "Has lived in forest long time."
• Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "Will grow big someday!"
• Twiggy Tree Cone- "Is baby tree."
• Juicy Berry Bush- "Gotta eat them fast!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "Make snacks! Make snacks!"
• Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "Need poop."
• Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "Taking you home."
• Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "It don't like heat either."
• Marble Sprout- "That rock growing?"
• Marble Shrub- "Rock bush."
• Rose- "Creepy, florp."
• Succulent- "How you live in place like this?"
• Succulent (held)- "Oop, broke it."
• Bull Kelp- "Water snack!"
• Bull Kelp (picked)- "Will come back later, florp."
• Bull Kelp Stalk- "Plant more water snacks!"
• Driftwood- "It drowned, florp."
• Driftwood (stump)- "Choppy chop!"
• Driftwood (burning)- "Hot! Hot!!"
• Driftwood (burnt)- "Gone now."
• Driftwood Piece- "Floaty log."
• Lune Tree- "Trees weird here."
• Lune Tree (stump)- "Only stump left."
• Lune Tree (burning)- "Fire! Fire!"
• Lune Tree (burnt)- "All burnt up."
• Lune Tree Blossom- "Glargh, tree was full of flowers."
• Lune Tree Sapling- "Tree grow from bug? Me learning lots today!"
• Stone Fruit Bush- "Huh? Those fruits look like rocks, flort."
• Stone Fruit Bush (picked)- "Grow back now!"
• Stone Fruit Bush (barren)- "No fruits here, flort."
• Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "It look thirsty."
• Stone Fruit Bush (burning)- "Fire! Fire!"
• Sprouting Stone Fruit- "Too little to make fruit yet."
• Spiny Bindweed- "It pretty!"
• Binding Roots- "It warrior plant."
• Farm Plant- "It just plant."
• Farm Plant (burning)- "Glurp! Fire!"
• Farm Plant (full)- "Mine!"
• Farm Plant (full oversized)- "Big snack! All mine!"
• Farm Plant (full weed)- "It a weed!"
• Farm Plant (growing)- "This taking too long. Hungry now!"
• Farm Plant (rotten)- "Aww, was gonna eat that..."
• Farm Plant (seed)- "Grow fast!"
• Farm Plant (happy)- "Seem fine."
• Farm Plant (stressed)- "More than one thing wrong, florp."
• Farm Plant (very stressed)- "Look very bad..."
• Farm Plant (stressed, killjoys nearby)- "Too much stuff in the way."
• Farm Plant (stressed, not enough identical plants nearby)- "Wants other plant like it around."
• Farm Plant (stressed, too many plants nearby)- "Is too many plants here! Can't grow big!"
• Farm Plant (stressed, bad season)- "It not like this seasontime."
• Farm Plant (stressed, not enough water)- "Need water!"
• Farm Plant (stressed, poor nutrients)- "Need plant food."
• Farm Plant (stressed, left unattended)- "Wicker-lady say plant like talking to..."
• Giant Carrots- "Is big buncha roots!"
• Giant Corn- "Big crunchy!"
• Giant Pumpkin- "Grew so big!"
• Giant Eggplant- "Mmmm mine!"
• Giant Durian- "YAY!!"
• Giant Pomegranate- "Big juicy snack!"
• Giant Dragon Fruit- "All mine, florp!"
• Giant Watermelon- "Mmmm big tasty."
• Giant Toma Root- "Big squishy snack."
• Giant Potato- "Big 'tato!"
• Giant Asparagus- "Is tree? Or snack?"
• Giant Onion- "Maybe will take little bite while nobody looking..."
• Giant Garlic- "Is big and crunchy and all for me!"
• Giant Pepper- "That gonna be real hot, florp."
• Giant Rotten Crop- "Blegh! No good!"
• Great Tree Trunk- "It biggest tree ever!"
• Great Tree Root- "It just boring old root, flurt."
• Mossy Vine- "There some yummy fruit over there!"
• Knobbly Tree- "Tree like the water, florpt."
• Knobbly Tree Nut- "Gonna plant new water tree."
• Above-Average Tree Trunk- "It probably second biggest tree ever."
• Banana Bush- "Monkeys mean, but know good fruit."
• Monkeytails- "Where weird plant come from?"
• Palmcone Tree- "It a really weird tree."
• Palmcone Tree Sapling- "It not ready yet, still growing."
• Palmcone Scale- "That no scale, me know scales!!"
• Palmcone Sprout- "Aww, it just a baby."
• Surprising Seed- "Don't know if too tasty to plant."
• Planted Surprising Seed- "Plant's friend growing!"
• Planted Surprising Seed (Wrong Tile)- "Glorp! Who put Plant's friend wrong place?"
• Young Sproutrock / Young Gloomthorn (Wrong Season)- "Wrong when, florp!"
• Sproutrock Sapling / Gloomthorn Sapling- "Where put Plant's friend?"
• Sproutrock- "Even Wicker-lady don't know if rock or tree."
• Sproutrock Stump- "Just rocks now."
• Geode Fruit- "Grrrr, too hard to eat!"
• Gloomthorn- "Nice horns, florp!"
• Gloomthorn Stump- "Glorp. Horn tree gone."
• Nightberry- "Squirminess add more flavor, florp."
• Cooked Nightberry- "Glorp! Why not squirmy anymore?"

Nature - Objects

• Florid Postern- "Scale-less say this what brought them here?"
• Gigantic Beehive- "Have bad feeling, florp..."
• Honey Patch- "That honey in there, florp?"
• Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "Something strange..."
• Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "That a strange lump of rock..."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "Something weird about it."
• Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "What that supposed to be?"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "Missing something..."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "It lost its head, flurp!"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "It broken!"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "Look a bit better, flurt."
• Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "Anything happen, florp?"
• Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "All together!"
• Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "Huh?"
• Magma- "Too hot for swimming, florp."
• Rock- "Rock."
• Crispy Skeleton- "Got too close to campfire, florp."
• Marble Statue (Comedy)- "Feels sad, florp."
• Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "Missing her head!"
• Marble Statue (Pawn)- "This rock in a funny shape."
• Marble Statue (Vase)- "Look fancy and boring, florp."
• Meteor and Moon Rock- "Weird rock."
• Celestial Orb- "Floaty!"
• Celestial Portal- "It made of moon stuff!"
• Moon Stone (broken)- "Someone broke it, flrot!"
• Moon Stone (repaired)- "It want something?"
• Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Anything happen, florp?"
• Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "Bright stick!"
• Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "Don't look right."
• Moon Rubble- "Moon made these?"
• Petrified Evergreen- "It rock shaped like tree?"
• Rock Den- "See something moving inside, florp."
• Skeleton (all players)- "Bye-bye..."
• Stagehand / Prickly Stagehand- "Something... weird..."
• Stagehand / Prickly Stagehand (walking)- "Leeme alone, flort!!"
• Suspicious Marble (rook)- "Hm, think this belong somewhere."
• Suspicious Marble (knight)- "Look like Ironfolk head."
• Suspicious Marble (bishop)- "Look lost, flort."
• Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "Glurph. Don't like having this around."
• Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "It look surprised."
• Loot Stash- "Open it! Open it!"
• Lake- "Water!!"
• Lake (dry)- "Nooooo! Where water go?!"
• Cave-in Boulder- "That a big boulder..."
• Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "Can't reach, florp!"
• Garden Detritus- "This spot not for you! Out!"
• Anenemy- "Wanna poke it!"
• Anenemy (closed)- "Glorp! Tried to eat me!"
• Anenemy Trap- "Will find good spot for you, hee-hee."
• Celestial Altar Base- "It look sad there."
• Celestial Altar Idol- "Where you want to go?"
• Celestial Altar Orb- "You need to go home, flort."
• Celestial Altar (incomplete)- "Still need something."
• Celestial Altar- "You need help, florp?"
• Inactive Celestial Tribute- "Time to go home!"
• Celestial Tribute- "It saying something..."
• Celestial Sanctum Icon- "Found you!"
• Celestial Sanctum Ward- "Glurgh... would be easier if you weren't so heavy."
• Celestial Sanctum- "All done, florp!"
• Celestial Fissure- "Glurph... head feel funny."
• Celestial Fissure (no light)- "ECHO! Echo! Echoooo..."
• Hot Spring- "Swimming hole!"
• Hot Spring (bombed)- "Look nice and warm!"
• Hot Spring (glassed over)- "Pretty!"
• Hot Spring (empty)- "Nothing here!"
• Inviting Formation- "Hello?"
• Moon Glass- "Good color, florp."
• Moon Shard- "Glurp! Sharp!"
• Sea Bones- "Poor fish, shoulda stayed in water, florp."
• Shattered Spider Hole- "Extra nasty Spiderfolk!!"
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (initial)- "Is very nice home."
• Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (upgraded)- "Crabby lady's house got taller!"
• Hermit Bee Box- "Crabby lady made nice bee house, flort!"
• Hermit Bee Box (no honey)- "No stuff"
• Hermit Bee Box (some honey)- "Don't wanna wait!!"
• Hermit Bee Box (full of honey)- "Sweets!!"
• Hermit Bee Box (burnt)- "It not buzzing anymore..."
• Hermit Drying Rack- "These belong to crabby lady, florp."
• Hermit Drying Rack (drying)- "Glurgh... it stink."
• Hermit Drying Rack (done)- "Glurgh, not touching that."
• Hermit Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Not sure this thought through, flort."
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "That not look right."
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "Look even worse than usual, florp."
• Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "Thought you said this make things dry?"
• Hermit Drying Rack (burnt)- "Oh well, flort."
• Plugged Fissure- "Bad moon things can't get out, florp!"
• Baritone Shell Bell- "Is big shell!"
• Alto Shell Bell- "Pretty!"
• Soprano Shell Bell- "Think there some kind of bug inside?"
• Boat Fragment- "Bye-bye boat."
• Sea Stack- "Ooooh, big rock!"
• Salt Formation- "Weird rocks, florp."
• Salt Formation (partially mined)- "It growing!"
• Salt Formation (completely mined)- "Nothing left for taking."
• Salt Crystals- "Weird rock."
• Ocean Debris- "Oooh! Found mud!"
• Wobster Mound- "Hey! Come out!"
• Moon Glass Mound- "Think saw something move in there."
• Shell Cluster- "Tried biting, isn't food."
• Sunken Chest (locked)- "Grrr, open up!"
• Sunken Chest (unlocked)- "Seashell is good for hiding things, florpt!"
• Mysterious Energy- "What inside? Wanna see!"
• Charged Glassy Rock- "Oooooooh pretty!"
• Charged Glassy Rock (Scrapbook)- "Is very sharp."
• Infused Moon Shard- "Is sharp glowy things."
• Moongleam- "Glorp! It zaps!"
• Odd Tool/Reticulating Buffer- "Hmm... it have no smell, like weird scale-less."
• Weird Tool/Widget Deflubber- "Maybe this what weird scale-less looking for."
• Strange Tool/Grommet Scriber- "It all flickery, like weird scale-less."
• Funky Tool/Conceptual Scrubber- "What that? Maybe it belong to weird scale-less..."
• Bizarre Tool/Calibrated Perceiver- "Look like someone drop this, florp."
• Energetic Static- "What that sparky stuff?"
• Restrained Static- "Hee-hee! It can't get out!"
• Lunar Essence Extractor- "What that thing for?"
• Sea Strider Nest- "Why Spiderfolk house in tree?"
• Sea Strider Nest (burnt)- "No tell Webby boy!"
• Conspicuous Chest- "It smell strange, not from here."
• Conspicuous Chest (shimmering)-"Maybe have extra shiny treasure inside?"
• Conspicuous Chest (burnt)- "Didn't do it!!"
• Moon Quay Pirate Banner- "Ooooh... want flag too!"
• Black Flag- "It pirate flag!"
• Broken Machinery- "Look like scale-less machine bits."
• Monkey Bar- "Hey... it not real tree!"
• Monkey Hut- "Mermfolk houses better, florp."
• Monkey Hut (burnt)- "Didn't do it! Found it like this!"
• Unnatural Portal- "Sky is broken!?"
• Stage- "Hmm, that look important, florp."
• Playbill- "Act out make-believe stories? Wanna try!!"
• Mocking Bird- "Hey! No make fun of scale-less, that job mine!"
• Overgrown Harp Statue- "It look broken. Didn't do it!"
• Lunar Rift- "Who broke sky?!"
• Ryftstal- "Blegh, it not ice!"
• Pure Brilliance- "Glurgh, too bright!"
• Shadow Rift- "Glorp! Ground broken!"
• Dreadstone Outcrop- "Oooh, big shiny rock!"
• Dreadstone- "Pretty rocks!"
• Research Notes- "Moo-tay-shuns... studdy? Glurgh, this one really hard!"
• Abandoned Junk- "Hey! Weird scale-less leave stuff everywhere, florpt!"
• Scrap- "Blegh. Not food."
• Junky Fence- "Made of bunch of metal bits."
• Junk Pile- "If anything good in there, it mine!"
• Teetering Junk Pile- "Glurp... look like it gonna fall!"

Nature - Caves

• Sinkhole (full)- "Lemme in!"
• Exit to Surface (full)- "Lemme out!"
• Bat Cave- "Me not afraid, florp!"
• Red Mushtree (blooming)- "Pretty!"
• Green Mushtree (blooming)- "Floaty lights!"
• Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "Something falling off it."
• Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "This one claimed by Spiderfolk."
• Mushtree (acid covered)- "Smell... different. Still tasty?"
• Red Spore- "Floaty!"
• Green Spore- "It dancing!"
• Blue Spore- "Pretty!"
• Red, Green, and Blue Spore (held)- "My floaty fluff now!"
• Withered Flower- "Good."
• Mysterious Plant- "Oooh, pretty fruit..."
• Fossil Fragment- "Spooky bones."
• Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "Need more spooky bones."
• Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "That how he supposed to look?"
• Odd Skeleton (complete)- "...Why we do this again?"
• Lunar Mushtree- "Mushrooms weird here."
• Lunar Spore- "Explodey floaty fluffs!"
• Vitreoasis and Small Vitreoasis- "Spiky water!"
• Naked Mole Bat Burrow- "Maybe there treasures inside!"
• Nightmare Rampart- "Glurp... something bad happening!"
• Cracked Pillar- "Heehee, stinky Pig all locked up!"
• Cracked Pillar (Exposed)- "Rock too hard for breaking, florp."
• Nitre Formation- "Big bunch of funny rocks."
• Skeleton (non player)- "Glorpt. Can't tell if Mermfolk or Pigfolk..."

Nature - Ruins

• Ancient Chest- "Wonder what inside?"
• Ancient Chest (locked)- "Hey!"
• Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "Someone broke it."
• Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "What happening?!"
• Ancient Gateway (activated)- "Shouldn't have done that!"
• Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "G-glorp!"
• Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "It over now?"
• Ancient Obelisk- "Weird letters make head hurt, florp..."
• Ancient Beacon- "Need fire?"
• Ancient Beacon (active)- "Glurp! Scary!"
• Ancient Mural (first)- "Ooooh, picture story!"
• Ancient Mural (second)- "Can't see pictures, florp."
• Ancient Mural (third)- "Look like... bad things happen."
• Ancient Mural (fourth)- "This getting scary..."
• Ancient Mural (fifth)- "They had village here."
• Atrium Statue- "Glurp... something wrong with it..."
• Ornate Pedestal (empty)- "It missing a shiny..."
• Ornate Pedestal (with gem)- "Shiny!"
• Ancient Moon Statue- "Look just like moon!"
• Sealed Portal (switch off)- "It look like pond, but not."
• Sealed Portal (switch on)- "Still not pond."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (first, third, and fifth)- "Glorph... it too hard to read."
• Ancient Lunarune Stone (second and fourth)- "Someone read story!"
• Tidy Hidey-Hole- "Any sweepy bugs in there?"
• Ancient Kiln (empty)- "It old and dusty."
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, long time left)- "This take foreverrr..."
• Ancient Kiln (cooking, short time left)- "Will be done quick!"
• Ancient Kiln (finished)- "Time for yums!"
• Ancient Kiln (burnt)- "Oops..."
• Ancient Guard Post (inactive)- "It fancy."
• Ancient Guard Post (active)- "Ooooh, got more fancy!"
• Security Pulse- "Floaty glowy! Come back!"
• Sentrypede Husk- "Buncha Ironfolk bits."
• Fountain of Knowledge (inactive)- "Weird statue."
• Fountain of Knowledge (active)- "Funny-hair man say it full of "gnaw-ledge"."
• Distilled Knowledge- "Grrr, how get it open?!"
• Ancient Orchestrina- "Why floor make weird sounds, florp?"

Turfs

• Scaled Flooring- "Scaly ground!"
• Moon Crater Turf / Rocky Beach Turf and Shell Beach Turf / Mutated Fungal Turf / Ancient Stonework / Ancient Brickwork / Imitation Ancient Brickwork / Ancient Flooring / Imitation Ancient Flooring / Ancient Tilework / Imitation Ancient Tilework / Mosaic Flooring / Moon Quay Beach Turf- "Ground bit."
• Lush Carpet- "Fuzzy ground."
• Beard Hair Rug- "Soft!"
• Brick Flooring- "Buncha rocks for ground."
• Gold Flooring- "Fancy ground."

Mobs - Monsters

• Gem Deer- "Something wrong with deer's head!"
• Grumble Bee- "Glurp! Big stinger!"
• Lavae- "Aww, it just a baby."
• Hound (corpse)- "Weird-looking dog."
• Hound (corpse, burning)- "Glurph, smell bad."
• Hound (corpse, reanimating)- "It coming back!"
• Horror Hound- "It coming back!"
• Horror Hound (sleeping)- "Shouldn't wake it up, florp."
• Horror Hound (dead)- "Bye-bye doggy."
• Moonrock Pengull- "Glorp, can see its insides!"
• Moonrock Pengull (sleeping)- "Night-night scary bird."
• Moonrock Pengull (dead)- "It not moving anymore."
• Shattered Spider- "Never seen Spiderfolk like that."
• Shattered Spider (sleeping)- "Shhh..."
• Shattered Spider (dead)- "Bye-bye!"
• Cookie Cutter- "It look friendly."
• Cookie Cutter Shell- "Ha ha! Mine now!"
• Rockjaw- "Glurp... they not look very nice."
• Naked Mole Bat- "Don't trust its big piggy nose."
• Ancient Sentrypede- "Glurp! Never see Ironfolk like that before!"
• Fruit Fly- "Nasty bug! Go away!"
• Moonblind Crow- "Ha ha! What happen to you?"
• Misshapen Bird- "Pt-ooey back at you, florp!"
• Nurse Spider- "Glurgh, dusty spider!"
• Sea Strider- "Spiderfolk run on water?? No fair!!"
• Egg of Terror- "It gonna open soon!"
• Suspicious Peeper- "Grrrr, not afraid of little chompy eyes!"
• Varglet- "What big teeth he have!"
• Briar Wolf- "Sneaky doggy! Bad!"
• Briar (Bush)- "Glurgh, it full of ugly flowers."
• Grazer- "Hee-hee, it funny!"
• Deadly Brightshade- "Hey, it not sharing! Wicker-lady say we have to share!"
• Brightshade Husk- "Hee-hee, it dead!"
• Tunneling Vine- "Glurgh, quit hitting!!"
• Fused Shadeling- "Something stuck to its tail?"
• Dread Mite- "It gonna 'splode!"
• Shriek- "N-not scared of you, florp!"
• Rasp- "Hey! No eating!!"
• Jitters- "G-go away!!"
• Dark Tatters- "All torn up."
• Bright-Eyed Frog- "What happened to you, froggy?"
• Varg Carcass- "Doggy sleeping?"
• Varg Carcass (burning)- "Doggy getting crispy."
• Varg Carcass (reviving)- "This bad, florp?"
• Possessed Varg- "Spikey doggy."
• Shadow Merm- "Hello again, Mermfolk guard!"
• Mutated Merm- "Floooorp... you most strong, most pretty Mermfolk."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

• Saladmander- "It not easy being green."
• Saladmander (ripe)- "Smell like... fruit?"
• Saladmander (sleeping)- "It taking a nap."
• Gnarwail- "You a weird looking fish, florp."
• Gnarwail (broken horn)- "Broken horn not so bad!"
• Gnarwail (follower)- "We friends now!"
• Gnarwail (follower, broken horn)- "Broken horn not so bad!"
• Gnarwail Horn- "Ha ha! Mine now!"
• Skittersquid- "Stay still, little squiddies!"
• Loyal Merm Guard- "Will grow up big and strong like that one day!"
• Shadow Merm Guard- "Hello again, Mermfolk guard!"
• Mutated Merm Guard- "Floooorp... you most strong, most pretty Mermfolk."
• Sea Weed- "Big ugly flower."
• Seedshell- "Glurph! Flower is mean!"
• Sea Sprout Starter- "Maybe we just throw it into the big pond, florp."
• Sea Sprout- "Ugly baby flower."
• Mush Gnome- "Hee-hee, silly spinny mushroom."
• Grass Gator- "Hee-hee! Scaredy gator!"
• Powder Monkey- "HEY!! That stuff MINE!"
• Cutless- "It my sword now."
• Pirate's Bandana- "It ban... bander... banerana... head wrapper!"
• Prime Mate- "You not look like regular monkey, florp..."
• Accursed Trinket- "Oooooh, pretty!"
• Battle Paddle- "Smacky stick."
• Captain's Tricorn- "Me captain now!"
• Pirate Map- "It show where stuff hiding? Gonna get it first, florp!"
• Pirate Stash- "Found it! Mine!!"
• Marotter- "Fishrat!"
• Marotter Den- "Glorp! No fishrat stuff!"
• Marotter Den (Has Loot)- "Play stealing game with fishrat, flort!"
• Marotter Den (Dead)- "Uh oh... that a lot of water."

Mobs - Passive Animals

• Wobster- "No pinching!"
• Grass Gekko- "Should sneak up on it, florp."
• Star-sky- "Hello fishy-fishy!"
• Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "Taking nap?"
• Hutch- "Such cute little face!!"
• Canary- "Yellow birdy."
• Canary (held)- "Got you, florp!"
• Canary (poisoned)- "What wrong with it?"
• Saffron Feather- "Yellow birdy feather."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "She give warm cuddles."
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "Look happy!"
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "Needs snack!"
• Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "Need to find food for you quick!"
• Lavae Egg- "Something skritching inside."
• Lavae Egg (cracked)- "Feel all warm inside!"
• Lavae Egg (too cold)- "Need a hug, florp?"
• Lavae Tooth- "Baby lost its first tooth, florp."
• Chilled Lavae- "Time for nap."
• No-Eyed Deer- "Need haircut, florp."
• No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "Deer got pointier."
• Deer Antler- "Deer horn!"
• Puffin- "Fat little bird."
• Puffin (held)- "Got it, flurt!!"
• Puffin (sleeping)- "Sleepy bird."
• Carrat- "What that?"
• Carrat (held)- "Food or pet, florp?"
• Carrat (sleeping)- "It sleeping now."
• Carrat (dead)- "It not moving anymore."
• Moon Moth- "It slightly less ugly than normal butterflies."
• Moon Moth (held)- "Soft..."
• Lunar Wobster- "Got moon stuff all over it, florp!"
• Bulbous Lightbug- "Follow me, glowy bug!"
• Dust Moth- "Hee-hee, tickly!"
• Friendly Fruit Fly- "It seem ok. Will keep eye on it though, florpt."
• Friendly Fruit Fly Fruit- "Come with me fruit bug!"
• Crustashine- "Ooooh, how it so glowy inside? Gotta crack open shell and find out."
• Koalefant's Carcass- "Glurgh... stinky dead thing!"

Mobs - Bosses

• Moose/Goose nesting ground- "This where she keep her babies, florp."
• Bee Queen- "Queen of stingers!!"
• Bee Queen Crown- "Wurt your queen now!"
• Klaus- "You have presents for me?"
• Stag Antler- "Funny-looking antler, florp..."
• Antlion- "What you want?"
• Antlion (happy)- "She look much happier!"
• Antlion (upset)- "Glorp, don't be mad!"
• Desert Stone- "Go-stone!"
• Desert Stone (active)- "Jump to friends!"
• Sand Spike- "Aaah! Spiky!"
• Sand Castle- "Gloorph!"
• Glass Spike- "Would look better with Pig head on it, florp!"
• Glass Castle- "Look very breakable, florp."
• Toadstool Cap- "What nice cap you have, flort."
• Toadstool Cap (hole)- "Hallooo? ANYBODY HOME?"
• Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "See you in there!"
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "Has pretty face, bad personality."
• Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "Think we made him mad, flort!"
• Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "Big mushroom!"
• Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "Glurp! Run away!"
• Shroom Skin- "Oooh, had such nice skin!"
• Reanimated Skeleton- "Glurph! Has bad shadow magic!"
• Ancient Fuelweaver- "Glurp, i-it real!"
• Woven Shadow- "Little crawlers!"
• Bone Armor- "Glorp! Look scary!"
• Bone Helm- "Glurph... head feel funny..."
• Shadow Thurible- "Weird smell, flort."
• Malbatross- "Bad bird!"
• Malbatross Feather- "Stole it from the bad bird!"
• Malbatross Bill- "Squawk! Squawk! Hee-hee..."
• Crab King- "Glurp... he kinda cranky."
• Crab King (inert)- "Castle not very pretty yet."
• Crab King (Ice Wall)- "Why not wait for melt?"
• Imposing Claw- "Go away! No pinching!"
• Cannon Tower- "Hate skyrocks."
• Crab Guard- "Glurgh. Crabfolk so pinchy."
• Crab Knight- "Another cranky Crabfolk! Glorp!"
• Crab King Bumper Kit- "Gonna decorate boat, florp."
• Crab King Bumper- "Pretty decorations!"
• Cracked Pearl- "D-didn't do it!"
• Lord of the Fruit Flies- "Grrr, go away! Those plants mine!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 1)- "Glorp! Didn't do it! Didn't do it!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 1, dead)- "W-wasn't even scared at all!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 2)- "How it get back up?!"
• Moonglass Spike- "Grrr, these things getting in way!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 2, dead)- "Now is super dead!"
• Celestial Champion (phase 3)- "Glurp... maybe it time to run?"
• Enlightening Snare- "Don't trust weird rocks, florp."
• Celestial Champion (phase 3, dead)- "Look out! Might come back!"
• Defeated Celestial Champion- "I-is gone for good now right, florp?"
• Enlightened Crown- "Makes head full of funny whispers..."
• Enlightened Crown Shard- "Glurp! D-didn't break it!"
• Eye of Terror- "Glurp..."
• Twins of Terror- "M-mermfolk not scared of any Ironfolk, flort!"
• Eye Mask- "Feels like hug from a slug."
• Shield of Terror- "How come it allowed to bite, but me get in trouble?!"
• Bearger Carcass- "Deady teddy."
• Bearger Carcass (burning)- "Lucky me have no fur."
• Bearger Carcass (reviving)- "Glorp! Teddy awake!"
• Armored Bearger- "Bad teddy."
• Deerclops Carcass- "Oh dear, deer dead."
• Deerclops Carcass (burning)- "At least she warm now."
• Deerclops Carcass (reviving)- "Uh oh."
• Crystal Deerclops- "Poor deer. Want me pull out eye pokey?"
• Spark Ark(Empty)- "Glorp! Empty!"
• Spark Ark(Full)- "Oooh, like glowy ball."
• Nightmare Werepig(Imprisoned)- "Nyeeeeehhh!!"
• Nightmare Werepig- "Grrr! You just big stinky Pig!"
• Pure Horror- "I-is just goop! Not scared!"
• Frostjaw- "Grrr, bad fishie!"
• Bootleg Getaway- "Oooh, bones!"
• Whirlportal- "Wheeeeeeee!!"
• Scrappy Werepig(Neutral)- "I don't like him."
• Scrappy Werepig(Stack)- "No, thank you. Flort!"
• Scrappy Werepig(Hostile)- "See? Never trust a stinky Pig."
• Scrappy Chapauldron- "Blegh, still smell like nasty Pigman!"
• Horizon Expandinator- "Can see everything!"

Mobs - Other

• Crabby Hermit/Pearl- "Hee-hee, she funny."
• Pearl's Pearl- "Oooooh, so shiny!"
• Gestalt- "They want to tell story."
• Greater Gestalt- "Not as strong as Mermfolk guard, florp!"
• Pipspook- "Glurp! Y-you not scare me!"
• Royal-In-Progress- "Need to fatten up if you gonna be proper King!"
• King of the Merms- "Yay! You look just like Kings from fairy stories!"
• Woby (small)- "Aww, hey doggie!"
• Woby (big)- "Me want turn to ride!"
• Grainy Transmission- "Is another scale-less? Can't smell him, florpt..."
• Grainy Transmission (Mutated boss killed)- "Weird scale-less is back!"
• Grainy Transmission (W.A.R.B.I.S. Quest)- "Where he going, florp?"
• Queen of Moon Quay- "Who say you get to be Queen, flort?!"
• Polly Roger- "Bring me stuff, birdy!"
• Charlie- "It the scary night lady!!"
• Beckoning Hand- "What you want, florp?"
• W.O.B.O.T.- "Clean mess, baby Ironfolk!"
• W.O.B.O.T.(Broken)- "Didn't break baby Ironfolk. Found like that."

Other Players

Wilson

• Generic- "Hello funny hair man!"
• Attacker- "Not very nice, flort!"
• Murderer- "Knew scale-less not to be trusted!"
• Reviver- "That "science" pretty good, florp!"
• Ghost- "Hee-hee, you look silly!"
• Firestarter- "This for "science"?"

Willow

• Generic- "Hello fire lady!"
• Attacker- "You not so tough, flort!"
• Murderer- "Grrrr, bad lady!"
• Reviver- "You actually pretty nice, florp."
• Ghost- "Me play with bear while you--? Fine, will find heart."
• Firestarter- "She seem happy."

Wolfgang

• Generic- "Hello muscly mustache man!"
• Attacker- "Not fair, you way bigger!"
• Murderer- "Grrr, you just a bully!"
• Reviver- "This mean you not scared of me anymore?"
• Ghost- "Don't be scared, will find heart for you!"
• Firestarter- "That was bad idea, flort."

Wendy

• Generic- "Hello sad girl, how sister today?"
• Attacker- "Hey! Stop it, florp!"
• Murderer- "You only wanna play with ghosts?"
• Reviver- "Said hi to Abby-gill for you, flort."
• Ghost- "Do you... really want heart?"
• Firestarter- "Why you do that?"

WX-78

• Generic- "Hello short Ironfolk."
• Attacker- "Ow! Stop it, flort!"
• Murderer- "This mean war!"
• Reviver- "Wasn't sure you would..."
• Ghost- "You not look very happy like that."
• Firestarter- "Think you having too much fun, flort."

Wickerbottom

• Generic- "Can you read me story, florp?"
• Attacker- "Why mad? Didn't do anything!"
• Murderer- "Trusted you!"
• Reviver- "Thank you very much! (Me say that right?)"
• Ghost- "Will get you heart right away!"
• Firestarter- "That not where campfire goes."

Woodie

• Generic- "Hello wood choppy man!"
• Attacker- "Go find tree to hit instead!"
• Murderer- "Shoulda known choppy man was killer!"
• Reviver- "Choppy man is nice."
• Ghost- "Need help, florp?"
• Werebeaver- "Where choppy man go?!"
• Ghost Werebeaver- "Will find heart, if you bring back wood choppy man!"
• Weremoose- "Where choppy man go?!"
• Ghost Weremoose- "Will find heart, if you bring back wood choppy man!"
• Weregoose- "Where choppy man go?!"
• Ghost Weregoose- "Will find heart, if you bring back wood choppy man!"
• Firestarter- "Thought you like chopping things, not burning?"

Wes

• Generic- "Hello clown man."
• Attacker- "Glorph, go away!"
• Murderer- "Scale-less bad, never shoulda left swamp!"
• Reviver- "Oh... thanks, flort."
• Ghost- "Look paler than usual, florp."
• Firestarter- "You a strange man, flort."

Maxwell

• Generic- "You the one other scale-less don't like?"
• Attacker- "You a bad man!!"
• Murderer- "Now see why other scale-less don't like you, flort."
• Reviver- "You not seem so bad, florp."
• Ghost- "Don't be grumpy, will help!"
• Firestarter- "He did it! He did it!"

Wigfrid

• Generic- "Hello Viking lady!"
• Attacker- "Grrr, Viking lady want to fight??"
• Murderer- "Glorp! Me not to be hunted!!"
• Reviver- "....Thank you, flort."
• Ghost- "Ooooh, you look spooky!"
• Firestarter- "Thought that was fire lady's job, flort."

Webber

• Generic- "Hi Webby boy!"
• Attacker- "Why you being so mean?"
• Murderer- "Thought you was friend!"
• Reviver- "Knew we was friends!"
• Ghost- "Don't be sad, will get heart!"
• Firestarter- "You gonna get in trouble!"

Winona

• Generic- "You know the night lady?"
• Attacker- "That not safe!"
• Murderer- "You broke trust!!"
• Reviver- "All fixed up!"
• Ghost- "Thought you never take breaks, flort?"
• Firestarter- "Maybe she tired of fixing things, florp."

Wortox

• Generic- "What an "imp"?"
• Attacker- "Glorph, you so mean!"
• Murderer- "Knew you not to be trusted!"
• Reviver- "This not a trick...?"
• Ghost- "You poofed right out of body!!"
• Firestarter- "He look very scary right now, flurp."

Wormwood

• Generic- "Hi leafy!"
• Attacker- "Ow! You mean old weed!"
• Murderer- "We not friends anymore, flort!"
• Reviver- "You a good plant!"
• Ghost- "Stay! Will get help!"
• Firestarter- "Glorp, that dangerous!"

Warly

• Generic- "Hello fancy cook man!"
• Attacker- "Glurph, thought you were nice!"
• Murderer- "You not friend at all!"
• Reviver- "You... help me, flort?"
• Ghost- "Nooo! Who gonna cook yummy things for me..."
• Firestarter- "He wanna cook everything!"

Wurt

• Generic- "Hello me!"
• Attacker- "Mermfolk should stick together!"
• Murderer- "Glurp... am own worst enemy!"
• Reviver- "Can always count on me!"
• Ghost- "There gotta be heart around somewhere."
• Firestarter- "Stop! You gonna get us in trouble!"

Walter

• Generic- "Hello pine boy!"
• Attacker- "You not help, you mean!"
• Murderer- "Grrr, should never trust scale-less!"
• Reviver- "You is very nice and good, florp."
• Ghost- "Pine boy not having fun?"
• Firestarter- "You gonna burn everything, flort!"

Wanda

• Generic- "Why you not always look the same?"
• Attacker- "Go away! You mean!"
• Murderer- "Some scale-less okay, but you very bad!"
• Reviver- "You kinda weird, but nice!"
• Ghost- "You need help, flort?"
• Firestarter- "She start fire, not me, florp!"

Wonkey

• Generic- "Hee-hee, you funny!"
• Attacker- "Hey!! Monkey not allowed to hit!"
• Murderer- "Grrr, you a bad monkey! Go away!"
• Reviver- "Thanks, monkey!"
• Ghost- "Oh no! Did monkey eat bad fruit?"
• Firestarter- "Monkey shouldn't play with fire, flort!"

Other (Mod Characters)

• Generic- "Hello, %s!"
• Attacker- "Grrr... don't trust %s."
• Murderer- "G...glorp... %s a killer!!"
• Reviver- "Didn't need help! ...But thanks, florp."
• Ghost- "You look spooky, %s."
• Firestarter- "You gonna burn everything up, %s!!"

Food - Meats

• Barnacles- "They hiding in shell."
• Cooked Barnacles- "Glurgh!"
• Runty Guppy- "Aww, so little!"
• Needlenosed Squirt- "Will be new pet! And will feed it and love it and squeeze it!"
• Bitty Baitfish- "Hi little fishy!"
• Smolt Fry- "Little baby fishy!"
• Popperfish- "Hee-hee, looks silly!"
• Fallounder- "Makes crunchy sounds!"
• Bloomfin Tuna- "Is ugly fish, but still like it!"
• Scorching Sunfish- "Ow! Is hot!"
• Spittlefish- "Can spit far too! Watch! Pt-ooey!"
• Mudfish- "Goopy!"
• Deep Bass- "Has such big pretty eyes!"
• Dandy Lionfish- "Look like it has little spiky crown on head!"
• Black Catfish- "Will you be new pet?"
• Corn Cod- "Feel... weird mixed feeling about this one, florp."
• Ice Bream- "Brrrr, chilly fishy!"
• Sweetish Fish- "Aww, you so sweet!"
• Barnacles- "They hiding in shell."
• Cooked Barnacles- "Glurgh!"
• Naked Nostrils- "Glurph... don't like it."
• Charred Nostrils- "Nuh-uh."

Food - Fruits

• Lesser Glow Berry- "Little glowy..."
• Juicy Berries- "Ooooh, big tasty!"
• Roasted Juicy Berries- "Wanna eat them all!"
• Fig- "Mmmm! Mine!"
• Cooked Fig- "Mmm, squishy!"

Food - Vegetables

• Kelp Fronds- "Sea snack!"
• Cooked Kelp Fronds- "Mmmm, slimy!"
• Dried Kelp Fronds- "Salty crunchies."
• Stone Fruit- "Ow! Too hard!"
• Ripe Stone Fruit- "It ready!"
• Cooked Stone Fruit- "Made it yummier!"
• Asparagus- "Snack sticks!"
• Cooked Asparagus- "Hot snack sticks!"
• Garlic- "Make breath smell nice."
• Roasted Garlic- "Mmm... hot smelly snack!"
• Onion- "Mmm-mmmm, crunchy!"
• Roasted Onion- "Smell so good, florp!"
• Pepper- "Glaaagh! Mouth on fire!"
• Roasted Pepper- "Why make pepper even hotter?"
• Potato- "Good dirt veggie."
• Roasted Potato- "Mmm, hot potato!"
• Toma Root- "Big juicy tomato!"
• Roasted Toma Root- "Squishy."
• Moon Shroom- "Glurgh, make eyes feel heavy."
• Cooked Moon Shroom- "Taste different now."
• Fire Nettle Fronds- "Don't like them..."
• Forget-Me-Lots- "Glurgh. Is another flower."
• Tillweeds- "What is difference between weeds and other plants?"

Food - Crock Pot

• Jellybeans- "A good bean."
• Asparagus Soup- "Mmmm..."
• Banana Pop- "Fruit taste even better on stick!"
• Bone Bouillon- "Don't want it, florp."
• Ceviche- "Blegh. Nuh-uh."
• Hot Dragon Chili Salad- "Mmmm, thank you fancy cook man!"
• Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Fancy fruit pancake!"
• Fish Cordon Bleu- "........."
• Asparagazpacho- "Goopy!"
• Glow Berry Mousse- "Oooh, it glowing!!"
• Creamy Potato Purée- "Mushy mash!"
• Monster Tartare- "Fancy name not make it better, flort."
• Moqueca- "There fish inside!"
• Grim Galette- "Hee-hee, it has funny face."
• Stuffed Pepper Poppers- "Where the "pop", flort? It just spicy!"
• Puffed Potato Soufflé- "Wha-? This potato!!"
• Fancy Spiralled Tubers- "Hee-hee, spinny potato!"
• Salsa Fresca- "Spicy veggie mush!"
• Vegetable Stinger- "Fancy spicy juice!"
• Volt Goat Chaud-Froid- "Ooooooh, it jiggly!"
• Surf 'n' Turf- "Blegh! Don't want it!"
• Lobster Bisque- "Glurgh... what in this?"
• Lobster Dinner- "Don't want it."
• California Roll- "Wait... there fish in here!"
• Seafood Gumbo- "Fish looks so sad in there..."
• Barnacle Pita- "Don't like it!"
• Barnacle Nigiri- "Glurph..."
• Barnacle Linguine- "Nuh-uh, not eating that."
• Stuffed Fish Heads- "Who make this terrible thing?!"
• Leafy Meatloaf- "Nuh-uh."
• Veggie Burger- "Glurph, not real veggie!"
• Jelly Salad- "Smell funny... not gonna eat it."
• Beefy Greens- "Don't think this real veggies!"
• Mushy Cake- "Is best cake ever!"
• Soothing Tea- "Mmm... is nice."
• Figatoni- "Mmmmmmm chewy sweet!"
• Figkabab- "Blegh, fruit ruined with meat!"
• Fig-Stuffed Trunk- "Glurgh... fruit have yucky nose juice all over..."
• Figgy Frogwich- "Glurph! There frog leg in this!"
• Bunny Stew- "Glorp... Bunny's bath was too hot..."
• Frozen Banana Daiquiri‎- "Cold fruit tastes yummy, florp!"
• Banana Shake- "It sweet and slurpy, florp!"
• Breakfast Skillet- "Glurgh, eggy goop all over it!"
• Plain Omelette- "Blegh!"
• Tall Scotch Eggs- "Nuh-uh."
• Beefalo Treats- "Mmmm, look yummy and crunchy!"
• Steamed Twigs- "Big fuzzy! Have sticks for you!"
• Stuffed Night Cap- "Nope."

Food - Other

• Royal Jelly- "Mmmmmmmm!"
• Moon Moth Wings- "Bit dusty."
• Oblong Seeds (Carrot Seeds) / Clustered Seeds (Corn Seeds) / Bulbous Seeds (Dragon Fruit Seeds) / Brittle Seed Pods (Durian Seeds) / Swirly Seeds (Eggplant Seeds) / Windblown Seeds (Pomegranate Seeds) / Sharp Seeds (Pumpkin Seeds) / Square Seeds (Watermelon Seeds) / Spiky Seeds (Toma Root Seeds) / Fluffy Seeds (Potato Seeds) / Pointy Seeds (Onion Seeds) / Seed Pods (Garlic Seeds) / Lumpy Seeds (Pepper Seeds)- "Make more tasty snacks!"
• Tubular Seeds (Asparagus Seeds)- "Make more snacks, florp!"
• Milky Whites- "Squishy!"

Misc Items

• Abigail's Flower (held)- "It not quite as ugly as most flowers."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "Abby-gill hiding."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "She sure taking her time, flort."
• Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "Come out!"
• Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "Glorp! Down flower!"
• Abigail's Flower (ready)- "Shouldn't be here, flurp..."
• Lucy the Axe- "You wood choppy man's friend?"
• Codex Umbra- "Got too close to campfire, florp."
• Blueprint (rare)- "Look really complicated, florp."
• Fur Tuft- "It smell funny."
• Sketch- "Oooh, picture!"
• Advert- "Ooooh, pictures!"
• Ancient Key- "This look important!"
• Shadow Atrium- "Feel... sad..."
• Gnomette- "Weird tiny lady."
• Leaky Teacup- "For drinking or bath, flort."
• White and Black Bishop- "Look like... tiny Ironfolk...?"
• Bent Spork- "Food scooper."
• Toy Trojan Horse- "Something rattling inside."
• Unbalanced Top- "Spin! Spin!"
• Back Scratcher- "Extra claws for scratching!"
• Beaten Beater- "Scale-less have weird inventions, florp."
• Frayed Yarn- "Tiny rope?"
• Shoe Horn- "Not look like a horn, florp."
• White and Black Knight- "Look like... tiny Ironfolk...?"
• Lucky Cat Jar- "Look happy."
• Air Unfreshener- "How get tree so small and flat?"
• Potato Cup- "Where all the insides?!"
• White and Black Rook- "This castle for ants?"
• Wire Hanger- "Has little claw at the end!"
• Blue Moonlens- "Where you looking, flurt?"
• Green Moonlens- "Wonder what it sees, flort."
• Red Moonlens- "Got something in its eye, florp."
• Orange Moonlens- "It looking at me, flurp."
• Purple Moonlens- "Stop staring, glort!"
• Yellow Moonlens- "What it looking at?"
• Iridescent Gem- "There so many colors, flort!"
• Moon Caller's Staff- "Rainbow light stick!"
• Polar Light- "It so cold!"
• Beach Toy- "Know someone who'd like this, florp!"
• Crumpled Package- "Found pond treasure!"
• Lost Toy- "Huh? Can't pick it up!"
• Mourning Glory- "Spooky!"
• Message in a Bottle- "Wicker-lady!! Read what it say!"
• Empty Bottle- "There nothing in here!"
• Bundle of Thanks- "Presents!"
• Shell Bell Bundle- "Full of pretty shells!"
• Tackle Box- "What this for?"
• Spectackler Box- "Is dangerous, full of fish snacks with hooks on them!"
• Fish Food- "Eat up, fishies!"
• Amberosia- "Throw it on floor, then don't have to eat it."
• Milkmade Hat- "Weird hat."
• Compost- "Plant snacks."
• Terrarium- "It so... glowy..."
• Terrarium (corrupted)- "It look kinda funny inside."
• Terrarium (activated)- "Ooooh! Wanna float like that too!"
• Terrarium (summoning)- "WHAT GOING ON?!"
• Terrarium (dormant)- "Where little tree go, florp?"
• Terrarium (no boss setting)- "It not working."
• Doll Mask / Cracked Doll Mask / Shattered Doll Mask / Queen Mask / Blacksmith Mask / King Mask / Mirror Mask / Fool Mask / Tree Mask- "Look like scale-less disguise."
• Doll Costume / Queen Costume / Blacksmith Costume / King Costume / Mirror Costume / Fool Costume / Tree Costume- "Blegh, it stink like flowers, florp!"
• Recipe Card- "Glurgh... can't read it!"
• Lost Scrapbook Page- "Found page for scrappy book!"
• Red Crown- "Crown belong to Mermfolk now!"
• Archaic Boat Kit- "Why make boat that already old, florp?"
• Broken Forged Items- "Didn't break it!! Was someone else!"

Announcements

• Already has Critter- "Don't need 'nother pet, glort."
• Ancient Chest combo failed- "Grrr... mean box."
• Ancient Chest combo successful- "Yay!"
• Atrium destabilizing-
  • "Something wrong!"
  • "Gl-glorp!!"
  • "Need to go now, florp!"
• Ruins renewal- "D-don't like these monsters, florp!"
• Battlecry (Deer)- "Glurph, go away!"
• Becoming ghost- "gloOooOooorp!!"
• Beefalo mount health low- "Big fuzzy look hurt..."
• Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "Let me on, florpt!"
• Boat damaged- "Boat getting wetter!"
• Boat sinking- "Boat too wet!"
• Bow Emote-
  • "Big important!"
  • "Crowny head!"
  • "Any fairy stories about you, florp?"
• Blueprint already known- "Knew that already, florp!"
• Can't learn blueprint- "Flurph... this make head hurt."
• Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "Map don't match this place..."
• Can't build Celestial Portal (in Caves)- "Not gonna work, need moon power."
• Can't craft (missing ingredients)- "Don't got stuff for that!"
• Can't craft (unlearned recipe)- "Glurgh... don't know how to make..."
• Can't craft (needs crafting station)- "Can't make it right now, florp."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (generic)- "Don't wanna, florp."
• Can't change in Wardrobe (on fire)- "Nope!"
• Can't change in Wardrobe (in use)- "Gotta wait..."
• Cannot construct (occupied)- "Grrr, have to wait."
• Cannot construct (wrong material)- "Nuh-uh."
• Cannot construct (no materials)- "Need some buildy things."
• Cannot construct (wrong plans)- "Glort? Not right?"
• Can't cook (in use)- "Mmm... what that smell?"
• Can't fill watering can with ocean water- "Plants not like to drink from the big water."
• Can't give Advert to Tackle Receptacle (already known)- "Oh! Knew that one already!"
• Can't give Sketch to Potter's Wheel (already known)- "Oh! Knew that one already!"
• Can't groom beefalo (no beefalo)- "Need big fuzzy to hitch, florp."
• Can't groom beefalo (no hair)- "Big fuzzy not fuzzy enough!"
• Can't place fish on Fish Scale-O-Matic (too small)- "Glurph... this fish too small!"
• Can't place oversized crop on Produce Scale (too small)- "What you mean is too little?!"
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "Can't shape that!"
• Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "It already full."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (Ancient Gateway not active)- "Don't work."
• Can't revive Odd Skeleton (structure wrong)- "That not look right..."
• Can't rummage (occupied)- "You find something good?"
• Can't store (occupied)- "Gotta wait."
• Can't rummage and store (Warly-exclusive object)- "Fancy cooking man can do it, florpt."
• Can't shave (someone else's beefalo)- "Would probably get in trouble..."
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (wrong key)- "Grrr, key not work!"
• Can't unlock Loot Stash (Klaus)- "Not good time, florp!"
• Can't write on sign (in use)- "Me next! Me next!"
• Can't build with encumbering item (wrong piece)- "That look wrong, glorp."
• Can't place in Ancient Gateway (not Ancient Key)- "Don't look right."
• Can't place in Moon Stone (not staff)- "Don't look right."
• Caught in Binding Roots- "Bad plant!"
• Caught in Bone Snare- "GLORP!"
• Sinkhole warning-
  • "Glooorrrpp!!"
  • "Something moving!"
  • "Why ground shaking?!"
• Cave-in warning- "Gloooorrp! Rocks falling!!"
• Compass broken- "Spinny pointer broken. Didn't do it, florp!!"
• Danger, unable to leave game- "Gotta be careful, florp!"
• Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "Feel cold..."
• Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
  • "Someone... bigger... help...?"
  • "Gluuurph!"
  • "Don't... like... this..."
  • "Flurrrgh...!"
  • "Fluurph... Hrrrgh..."
  • "Me too little... for carry... heavy thing!"
  • "(Splutter)"
  • "RRRRGH!"
  • "Tired..."
• Failed to lower sail-
  • "Glrrrpphh!!"
  • "Grrr... go down!"
  • "Didn't work..."
• Failed to read Message in a Bottle- "Grrr, can't read! Too dark here!"
• Failed to revive Abigail- "Aw... sorry Abby-gill."
• Failed to revive Ghost- "Errmmm... don't think so, florp."
• Flare set off by other player- "Fire in sky??"
• Ghost sanity drain- "Gluurrr... glorph... GLORRPP..."
• Health too low, unable to attune to Meat Effigy- "Feel bad ... do later."
• Hitting Ancient Fuelweaver's Shadow Shield- "Why not hit?!"
• Klaus enraged- "Aaah! Scary scary!!"
• Klaus entering second form- "GLOOOORRP!! Belly has teeth!"
• Klaus summoning Krampii- "It calling friends!"
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 1)- "Something in there?"
• Mining Inviting Formation (part 2)- "Almost done, florp!"
• Mining Inviting Formation (finished)- "Free!"
• Mushroom Planter needs living log- "Oooh, need creepy log for this."
• Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "Need to find mushroom!"
• Mushroom Planter won't take Moon Cap- "Why mushrooms not grow?"
• Not Gem- "Don't fit."
• Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "Glorp? This not right gem."
• Not catching fish-
  • "Fish! Come here fish!"
  • "Doo-dee-doo-dee-dum..."
  • "Where the fishies?"
  • "Glurph. This taking too long."
• Paying tribute to Antlion-
  • "This for you, florp."
  • "Take this, scary lady."
  • "This make you happy now, florp?"
• Plant diseased pick warning- "Gluurgh... smell bad."
• Plant diseased dig warning- "Look better?"
• Refusing to eat invalid food- "Not for eating."
• Rowing mistimed-
  • "Not right time!"
  • "Arms tired, florp."
  • "Rowing hard..."
• Refusing to eat yucky food- "Nuh-UH."
• Shadow Thurible out of fuel- "Aw, no more."
• Teleporting with Lazy Deserter- "Glorp... felt weird!"
• Trees petrifying- "Glurp... trees getting scary..."
• Trying to fish in ocean with Fishing Rod- "Come closer, fishes! Won't hurt you!"
• Trying to fish in pond with Sea Fishing Rod- "Don't need this one for pond, flort."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, busy)- "Flurmph, too busy to take present?"
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, dead)- "They don't need it, flort."
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, inventory full)- "They already have lots!"
• Unable to give item to player (single and all items, sleeping)- "Wake up! Have present for you!"
• Unable to receive gift (danger)- "Wanna open present... but not safe."
• Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "Need to get down first."
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (already bath bombed)- "Water hot enough, florp."
• Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (glassed over)- "Water too hard."
• Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "Nuh-uh."
• Washing ashore after abandoning ship- "Had good swim!"
• Whirly Fan broken- "Glurp... me didn't break it!!"
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (not Nightmare Fuel)- "Glurph. Gotta try something else."
• Unable to put item into Terrarium (dormant)- "There no tree inside for giving to, flurp! Will check later."
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror arriving- "Sky is falling, glorp!!"
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror leaving- "Y-Yeah, big eye better run away! Glurgh..."
• Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror returning- "Why you come back, flurt? Said go away!!"
• Talking to plants-
  • "Hey, you listening?"
  • "You gonna grow up big and tasty!"
  • "Hello, florp!"
  • "You green, makes you good."
  • "Wanna hear fairy story?"
• Wonkey
  • While transforming- "Glurgh... what this weird feeling?"
  • When transformed- "Hey! Where scales go?"
  • After returning to their original form- "Yay!! Not ugly anymore, florp!"
• Lunar Rift max- "Grrr! Who make that light?"
• Shadow Rift max- "N-not scared of weird light, florp!"
• Fire Nettle Fronds (toxin1)- "Ouchie! It hot! Don't like it, florp!"
• Fire Nettle Fronds (toxin2)- "It a bad plant! Makes insides burny!"
• Fire Nettle Fronds (toxin, done)- "Glurgh... feel bit better now."

Unclear

• ACTIONFAIL.ACTIVATE.EMPTY_CATCOONDEN- "Glargh... no stuff in there, where they hide it?!"
• ACTIONFAIL.ACTIVATE.MANNEQUIN_EQUIPSWAPFAILED- "Not supposed to put that there."
• ACTIONFAIL.ACTIVATE.NOTMERM- "Florp?"
• ACTIONFAIL.ACTIVATE.NOTMYBERNIE- "Where fire lady? Big bear not listen!"
• ACTIONFAIL.CONSTRUCT.NOTREADY- "Later! Too scary here, florp!"
• ACTIONFAIL.DISMANTLE.COOKING- "Wait, it making food!"
• ACTIONFAIL.DISMANTLE.NOTEMPTY- "Too much stuff inside, florp."
• ACTIONFAIL.GIVE.NOTAMONKEY- "Me not monkey, talk to somebody else!"
• ACTIONFAIL.GIVE.QUEENBUSY- "Glurgh... why she gotta be so busy?"
• ACTIONFAIL.GIVE.SPIDERNOHAT- "Spiderfolk no need hat in there."
• ACTIONFAIL.HARVEST.DOER_ISNT_MODULE_OWNER- "Glurph. You boring!"
• ACTIONFAIL.HEAL.NOT_MERM- "Not work? Glorph. Guess only for Mermfolk."
• ACTIONFAIL.HERD_FOLLOWERS.WEBBERONLY- "Hey! Talking to you! Listen!!"
• ACTIONFAIL.MOUNT.SLEEPING- "WAKE UP, BIG FUZZY!"
• ACTIONFAIL.OPEN_CRAFTING.SHADOWMAGIC- "...Don't like stories in that book."
• ACTIONFAIL.PICKUP.FULL_OF_CURSES- "Nuh-uh, don't want no more stinky monkey bead thing!"
• ACTIONFAIL.PLANTREGISTRY_RESEARCH_FAIL.FERTILIZER- "Know everything about it, florp!"
• ACTIONFAIL.PLANTREGISTRY_RESEARCH_FAIL.GENERIC- "Know everything already!"
• ACTIONFAIL.POUR_WATER.OUT_OF_WATER- "Huh? Glurgh... no water..."
• ACTIONFAIL.POUR_WATER_GROUNDTILE.OUT_OF_WATER- "No water left!"
• ACTIONFAIL.SAIL.REPAIR- "It good enough."
• ACTIONFAIL.TEACH.STASH_MAP_NOT_FOUND- "Glurgh... can't read monkey scribbles."
• ACTIONFAIL.USEITEMON.BEEF_BELL_ALREADY_USED- "Huh? Maybe belong to someone else..."
• ACTIONFAIL.USEITEMON.BEEF_BELL_HAS_BEEF_ALREADY- "Have big fuzzy already, florpt!"
• ACTIONFAIL.USEITEMON.BEEF_BELL_INVALID_TARGET- "Won't work!"
• ANNOUNCE_ARCHIVE_NEW_KNOWLEDGE- "Head filled with pictures!"
• ANNOUNCE_ARCHIVE_NO_POWER- "Hey! It not do anything!"
• ANNOUNCE_ARCHIVE_OLD_KNOWLEDGE- "Seen these pictures already."
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_ATTACK- "Wanna fight!"
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_ELECTRICATTACK- "Sparky!!"
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_MOISTUREIMMUNITY- "Glurph... drying up..."
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_PLAYERABSORPTION- "Me tougher than you!"
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_SLEEPRESISTANCE- "No sleep ever!"
• ANNOUNCE_ATTACH_BUFF_WORKEFFECTIVENESS- "Florp...? Why me suddenly wanna do chores?"
• ANNOUNCE_CANFIX- " Can fix easy, florp!"
• ANNOUNCE_CANT_ESCAPE_CURSE- "Why throw away?! It pretty!"
• ANNOUNCE_CHAIR_ON_FIRE- "This not fine!!"
• ANNOUNCE_COZY_SLEEP- "Aww, was having such good dream..."
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_ATTACK- "Don't feel like fighting anymore."
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_ELECTRICATTACK- "Awwwwww..."
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_MOISTUREIMMUNITY- "Yay!! Feel wetter already, flurp!"
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_PLAYERABSORPTION- "G-glorp, don't hit!"
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_SLEEPRESISTANCE- "Getting bit sleepy now, florp."
• ANNOUNCE_DETACH_BUFF_WORKEFFECTIVENESS- "Tired..."
• ANNOUNCE_FERTILIZER_RESEARCHED- "Learning lots!"
• ANNOUNCE_GATHER_MERM- "Come, hungry Mermfolk! Feast and follow me! Flort!"
• ANNOUNCE_HEALINGSALVE_ACIDBUFF_DONE- "Uh oh... better stay out of stingy rain, florp."
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_AVOID_FORK- "Easy way! Boring!"
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY- "Where these footprints go?"
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING- "Dirt too wet for tracks, have mud bath instead!"
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_START_FORK- "Danger way!"
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_SUCCESSFUL_FORK- "Glorp! Me sneak!"
• ANNOUNCE_HUNT_WRONG_FORK- "Flurp! Me feel eyeballs!"
• ANNOUNCE_MEGA_FLARE_SEEN- "Grrr... what that big scary fire in sky?!"
• ANNOUNCE_OCEANFISHING_BADCAST- "Glurgh... this hard."
• ANNOUNCE_OCEANFISHING_LINESNAP- "Glurph! Hey!"
• ANNOUNCE_OCEANFISHING_LINETOOLOOSE- "Line too loose, fish gonna get away!"
• ANNOUNCE_OCEAN_SILHOUETTE_INCOMING- "Someone coming?"
• ANNOUNCE_OFF_SCRIPT- "Hee-hee, you messed up play!"
• ANNOUNCE_OTTERBOAT_DENBROKEN- "No fair! Didn't know wasn't supposed to break fishrat house!"
• ANNOUNCE_OTTERBOAT_OUTOFSHALLOWS- "Glorp! Back to shallow, back to shallow!"
• ANNOUNCE_PIRATES_ARRIVE- "Sound like somebody having fun over there! Wanna see!"
• ANNOUNCE_PLANT_RANDOMSEED- "What it gonna be?"
• ANNOUNCE_PLANT_RESEARCHED.1- "Oooh, learn new plant thing!"
• ANNOUNCE_POCKETWATCH_PORTAL- "Oooh... head feel swimmy..."
• ANNOUNCE_SCRAPBOOK_FULL- "No more room in scrappy book."
• ANNOUNCE_TOOL_TOOWEAK- "Grrr... need something stronger, florp!"
• ANNOUNCE_WEIGHT- "Weight: {weight}"
• ANNOUNCE_WEIGHT_HEAVY- "Weight: {weight} Glurgh... is so heavy!"
• ANNOUNCE_WINCH_CLAW_MISS- "Aww, no fair!"
• ANNOUNCE_WINCH_CLAW_NO_ITEM- "Glurgh... gotta start over."

Skins

• Guest of Honor Set- "Frilly and gilly, florp!"
• Triumphant Set- "Come closer... won't bite! (Hee-hee...)"
• Halloween Costume Set- "Am poison, no eat!"
• Roseate Set- "Dressing up not so bad sometimes."
• Victorian Set- "What... happening...? Feel... strange..."
• Little Sinker Set- "Not from fairy story... from scary story!"
• Merrymaker Set- "Am sugarplum fairy, florp. Gimme plums!"
• Abyssal Set- "It called bye-oh-loomy...loominess...loomin-essence... GLOWY!"

Removed

• Applied Horticulture- "A... appled...? (Sigh)"
• Applied Horticulture- "So many hard words..."
• File:Winona's Spotlight Build.pngWinona's Spotlight- "This so scale-less can see in dark?"
• Needlenosed Squirt- "Will be new pet! And will feed it and love it and-"
• Garlic Seeds- "Make more garlic!"
• Onion Seeds- "Baby onions."
• Pepper Seeds- "Make more peppers!"
• Potato Seeds- "Put in ground for more potato!"
• Toma Root Seeds- "Make more tomato!"
• Sapling (disease warning)- "Don't look right."
• Grass Tuft (disease warning)- "Don't look right."
• Berry Bush and Juicy Berry Bush (disease warning)- "Don't look right."
• Diseased Sapling- "Won't make snacks if sick, florp."
• Diseased Grass Tuft- "Won't make snacks if sick, florp."
• Diseased Berry Bush- "Won't make snacks if sick, florp."
• Diseased Juicy Berry Bush- "Won't make snacks if sick, florp."
• Stone Fruit Bush (disease warning)- "Don't look right."
• Diseased Stone Fruit Bush- "Won't make snacks if sick, florp."
• Plant diseased pick warning- "Gluurgh... smell bad."
• Plant diseased dig warning- "Look better?"

Unimplemented

• RECORD_DAWN- "What else?"
• RECORD_DANGER- "Next."
• Carnival Ball- "Mine!! Hee-hee-hee!"
• SHADOWDANCER- "Grrr! What it doing? Why it move like that?!"
• BOMB_LUNARPLANT_WORMWOOD- "Leafy make it different. How?"
• Burnt Spiky Bush- "Burnt up."
• Fish Hook- "Need something..."
• Mini Iceberg- "Watch out, florp!"
• Mini Iceberg (melted) "All melty!"
• Smoldering- "Smell something..."

Trivia

• Her quote for a Saladmander ("It not easy being green.") is a reference to the song "Bein' Green" originally sung by Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog.