Độc quyền: 
“I guess science works differently up North.”
–Wilson, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.
“He wouldn't mind if I use this for kindling, right?”
–Willow, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.
“Beard is making crafts?”
–Wolfgang, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.
“A small wooden reminder of Woodie's cursed existence.”
–Wendy, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.
“TURNS THE HAIRY FLESHSACK INTO AN EVEN HAIRIER FLESHSACK”
–WX-78, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.
“It appears to induce a Castorthropic state.”
–Wickerbottom, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.
“Think I'm finally getting the hang of this, eh Lucy?”
–Woodie, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.
“It seems he's learning to bend the curse to his will.”
–Maxwell, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.
“Is this meant to summon your fylgja?”
–Wigfrid, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.
“It looks just like you, Mr. Woodie!”
–Webber, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.
“You're mastering this curse business, mon ami!”
–Warly, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.
“Friend Eater!”
–Wormwood, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.
“Huh. The craftsmanship ain't half bad.”
–Winona, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.
“I do love a cursed trinket!”
–Wortox, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.
“There something spilling out its belly.”
–Wurt, when examining a Kitschy Beaver Idol.
“A perfectly normal cursed moose thing.”
–Wilson, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.
“Yup, looks cursed alright.”
–Willow, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.
“This make beardman mighty like Wolfgang?”
–Wolfgang, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.
“I don't want to play with that.”
–Wendy, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.
“CONSUME IT AND BE STRONG, MY MINION”
–WX-78, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.
“Someone's going to trip on this, dear.”
–Wickerbottom, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.
“Not bad, if I do say so mooself.”
–Woodie, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.
“Almost as powerful as it is tacky.”
–Maxwell, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.
“It represents a warrior's spirit!”
–Wigfrid, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.
“Can you make a toy without meat in it?”
–Webber, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.
“Excusez-moi, but why does this smell like meat?”
–Warly, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.
“Small Branch Head.”
–Wormwood, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.
“I ain't one for er... decorations.”
–Winona, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.
“Weremoose? There moose!”
–Wortox, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.
“Wicker-lady say should eat with mouth closed.”
–Wurt, when examining a Kitschy Moose Idol.
“That thing's giving ME goosebumps!”
–Wilson, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.
“Burn it. BURN. IT.”
–Willow, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.
“Wolfgang getting a bit worried about beardy friend...”
–Wolfgang, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.
“That is deeply disturbing.”
–Wendy, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.
“IT'S UGLY”
–WX-78, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.
“An... artistic representation of the Branta canadensis.”
–Wickerbottom, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.
“What's good for the goose is good for the woodsman!”
–Woodie, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.
“Ugh, it offends my eyes.”
–Maxwell, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.
“It's... er... very fearsome!”
–Wigfrid, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.
“Mr. Woodie, are you alright?”
–Webber, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.
“Well... that certainly is... something.”
–Warly, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.
“Tweeter?”
–Wormwood, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.
“Does he hafta leave these creepy things lyin' around?”
–Winona, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.
“Let loose the goose!”
–Wortox, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.
“Wanna play with doll!”
–Wurt, when examining a Kitschy Goose Idol.
Tượng Kitschy là một vật phẩm chế tạo độc quyền chỉ dành cho Woodie và có thể tìm thấy trong Thẻ Ma Thuật. Woodie có thể ăn chúng để biến thành dạng tương ứng. Khi ăn cái giả phải trả là 20 
và 15 
, hồi lại 18.75 
.
Tượng Kitschy Hải Ly yêu cầu 3 Thịt Quái và 2 Gỗ để chế tạo. Khi ăn nó Woodie sẽ biến thành Ma Hải Ly.
Tượng Kitschy Hươu yêu cầu 3 Thịt Quái và 2 Cỏ Cắt để chế tạo. Khi ăn nó Woodie sẽ biến thành Ma Hươu.
Tượng Kitschy Hải Ly yêu cầu 3 Thịt Quái và 2 Hạt Giống để chế tạo. Khi ăn nó Woodie sẽ biến thành Ma Ngỗng.
Bên lề
- Tượng Kitschy được giới thiệu trong cập nhập nhân vật dành cho Woodie.
Thư viện ảnh
Phác thảo của Tượng Kitschy từ Rhymes With Play #255.
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